History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - 89 - Rasputin was WILD!

Episode Date: September 29, 2019

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enjoyed that, Chris. I don't know what you're talking about. Guys, you gotta learn to just understand that I'm kidding. I liked him. It was good. Yeah, it was good. Did you listen to it? I did. Yeah, but you're an FF. Yeah, she is an FF. I learned a lot. Oh, it was good. Did you listen to it? I did. Yeah, but you're an FF. Yeah, she is an FF. I learned a lot.

No, not her, you. Oh, I am? Yeah. Because you put on a bit for a house, and now you got a house. Yeah. And you could have gotten one sooner, but your wife wanted to get married in a castle. It's what it is. It's what it is.

Listen, even Lukasz, when he saw that we were interviewing a high-teen expert. World War I Polak face Lukasz? Yeah. World War I. World War I, she had a lot of 14. I said Polak. Yeah, even Lukasz, when he saw that we were interviewing a high-hanging expert. World War I Polak face Lukasz? Yeah. World War I. He just looks like he got liberated from Dachau. He saw when I posted the preview that we were going to be talking to a high-hanging expert, and he was like, yes.

He was excited. No, I'm kidding. That was actually fascinating. It was really good. No, I'm kidding around. Absolutely. It was fascinating. Post on our Patreon.

Post on our Instagram if you guys enjoyed that episode. Because Chris feels like the podcast is not interesting unless he's shouting something that needs a Wei Zhangjin button. It's what it is. Yeah. I didn't know what Ardwolves were until now. Yeah, me neither. And I didn't know that there were four different types. Yeah.

This is the most educational podcast up on iTunes for free. Yeah. So, I mean, you don't listen, guys. It's 2019. You don't have to go iTunes for free. Yeah. So, I mean, you don't, listen guys, it's 2019. You don't have to go to school anymore. Yeah. I also didn't know

that they could fix appendicitis in Africa. I thought you just died. Yeah, because should we just tell our fans that they should just start fucking... Did you hear the way

Sho Chi in Letter 14? Yeah. Way Jong Je. Letter 14. Yeah. I mean, you learn a new thing every day about Africa. He was in Germany when that happened, guys.

Oh, he was in Germany? Yeah. Oh, I thought he was Africa. Yeah. No, Chris, you can actually, if you watch the episode, you can actually see Chris missing for about 10 minutes in the living room. Yeah, because I was just texting. Yeah, but I think it was something for the potty.

Probably not. Were you talking about something? That's what you say when people ask. You go, oh, I'm just Googling something for the potty probably not that's what you say when people ask you go oh I'm just googling something for the potty but you're really just canceling

sushi plans that's what it is wild do we still have the wild button yeah let's hit that a little bit yeah

wild yeah so that was a lot of fun talking to him we learned a lot about hyenas did you like it I did I liked it

it was nice to hear his voice I didn't know about the birth how hyenas give birth. Through their puss. That's wild. Through their pseudopus.

Pseudopus. And I'm happy that Venetia is back because we do go off the rails when she's not here. Like, we need a woman in here. The queen of the matriarchy needs to be here. It's like my apartment. Every time my mother comes in, she's like, Chris, this is a great place, but you need a woman, because you don't know what you're doing. We have a great podcast, but we need a woman. And we were trying to get

along. We have her. Well, I was going to say, Giannis and I, when we combine our heads and our thoughts and everything, we are a woman. And our genitalia. We form one boss. We are one woman, but we need an actual born woman to make no mistake. When Vanity is here, the numbers go up. When Vanity is not here here, the numbers go up. Yeah.

When vanity is not here, they don't go up. Yeah. Because we need her here. Yeah. So what do you say? She's also mad, woke, and dope. Yeah. She's mad, woke, and dope. And all the things that you're saying are just going to equal an email from her later

in the week saying, this is my required base salary. Yeah. So I don't know what you're doing. Shirtless Alex is fucking asking for money. It's like, listen, guy. Guy, listen to me. Why don't you just press record and shoot the video and take your shirt off? Okay, guy?

I'll buy you fucking burgers and pizza after we do it. I know you got a fucking portfolio, but you want to get the hyenas on your portfolio. Yeah, listen. Listen, guy. What kind of fucking money are we talking here, guy? Yeah. I mean, look, you're a chain out. Guy.

The chain in the black shirt is too much. What do you think, cuz? I'm officially saying it's too much. Do I look like an in-shape kid, though? Look, there's just things that are too much right now. Okay? What about my haircut? Isis's beard is too long. Yeah. He's got fucking jizz on his shorts. Stand up and show everybody your shorts.

Look at this kid. He's got a fucking sploosh right on his shorts. It's just what it is. Get that on the camera. He didn't want to come get pizza with us because he was jerking off to an ISIS video. Yeah, it's what it is. I mean, his beard's a little too long for my comfort level. Yeah. Yeah, it's a little too, yeah, it makes me a little uncomfortable.

It does. Especially in the month of September. You can't be doing shit like that. This is our month. This is America's month. But he's not growing it for any religious reason or anything. He's just growing it because he just can't afford new razor heads right now. It's what it

is. No, but he's dropping mad fire beats. Yeah, he's definitely got a lot of rhymes in his dome, so it's what it is. Venetia's back from Turkey. She was traveling the world doing work. And listen, you're just going to have to get used to Venetia being here part-time because she's our intern. She's our intern. We need one

person here we don't pay. And she had serious business that she had to go back to Greece and Turkey and it was just like mad woke business and then it's just pictures of her

at the beach. I had to go to the beach. I was in Greece of course. But I did have to do like my taxes. But everything's cool

now though? Everything's great. It was a cool trip. Wait you had to do your taxes? Yeah. I'm late. I like that you had

to go on vacation to do your taxes. I gotta go take my taxes. We can only do them at the beach. Yeah, I'm mad late. But it was cool. I went to Turkey for the first time.

I've never been. It's right... I went to Istanbul. How hard are your taxes? What are you, like a record producer? You have to do taxes in Greece? They have fucking societies in disarray over there. How do they keep track?

I had to go in person to go do a few things. You have to meet a guy on the corner with a cigarette in an envelope and saying, this is, yeah,

this is, the tax is right here. I'm trying to make it digital. It's difficult because everything's still paper over there. You had to go in person to do them.

That was true. No, no, no. There's no option to do them online. There is an option, but you have to do a couple things in person to make that an option. You have to pay off a few government officials. Oh, my God. I had to option to do them online. There is an option, but you have to do a couple things in person to make that an option.

You have to pay off a few government officials. Oh my God. I had to go to the tax office. I was like, where do I go? And then. So you could have not paid them, but then you just can't go back to Greece. Greece is a whole nother. Yeah.

It's not like America. No, I'm late on them. So, but anyways, and then I went to Istanbul, which was really cool. And what was in Istanbul? A wedding? What was behind Istanbul? Oh. Enemy barracks. That's in Istanbul? A wedding? No, it was my work. Enemy barracks. That's behind enemy lines.

No, I know it's enemy territory. Yeah, it's enemy territory for a Greek. She was doing reconnaissance. Yeah, yeah. She wanted to see what was happening. Yanni can't even go to Turkey. He'll get murdered, right? No.

No, it's true. Weren't there people that were threatening your life in Turkey? No, nobody knows who the hell I am in Turkey. No, but didn't, remember we- I am Turkish. Or was it Greeks that were saying that they would kill you

if you ever- I've gotten death threats from Greeks. They were Greeks. Yeah. Which is ironic, isn't it? Yeah. How wild is that?

Yeah. A few. You're celebrating their culture. A few actual death threats. Yeah, for me, it doesn't matter. Greeks, Turkey, I just call them charcoal.

Yeah, it's what it is. Way too much. I'm a German kid. I just call them fucking charcoal. Yeah, you used to call them shish ke you were saying something. You're a lot of 14. I'm a German kid. Just call them fucking charcoal. Yeah, you used to call them shish kebabs. You want to call them shish kebabs. Shishkies? I was just kidding. Shishkies is actually pretty funny. Calling fucking somebody shishkies is funny,

no? Yeah, it is kind of funny. Yeah, shish kebab. Yeah, because you look like a fucking R&B singer. I can't handle that fucking chain. Also to the fans. You look like color me bad and color me bad. Also to the fans. Subscribe to sex Color Me Bad. Color Me Bad. Also to the fans. Patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys. Thank you for everyone who's been a member. Please stop sending us pictures and videos of you seeing the cookie brand Sandy's in supermarkets.

We get it. It's like 100 DMs. It's like 100 a day every day. Look at these cookies I just saw. It says Sandy's. I know. I have a shipment of them in my house. Yeah, and another thing,

like if you DM me or Chris. I throw them at people giving me parking tickets. And if you DM me and Chris. Wei Songxian. Wei Songxian. It's the chorus. Wei Songxian.

If you DM me or Chris, please just make it one paragraph. If after one paragraph, neither one of us is going to keep reading. Yeah. Yeah, okay. It's just what it is, guys. We're talking to you, Chris the teacher.

We don't want to know you. Yeah, it's just what it is, guys. We're talking to you, Chris the Teacher. We don't want to know you. Yeah, it's just what it is. Yeah. I'm just kidding. I'm just joking. I'm just kidding. I mean, he's a good kid. Shout out to, wait, what's his name?

Shout out to this guy, Mr. Isaiah. You sent me a message. You said, hi there, Chris. Just found your comedy on YouTube this week. And history of heinous. I just got to say thank you. I was on the brink of ending it all. But you gave me hope message you said hi there Chris just found your comedy on YouTube this week and history of heinous I just gotta say thank you I was on the brink of ending it all

but you gave me hope to stay activated and then I said stay strong brother don't leave us because I thought he was talking about suicide and he wrote

you were half paying attention he goes I was talking about deactivating my YouTube and Netflix not suicide I was like I'm Franks and Beats

I'll see you later well I mean but what is he talking about deactivating his YouTube you don't have to deactivate yeah because he's probably Franks and Beats. Oh, he might have a YouTube premium. Oh.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go to... He did make it sound like he was considering ending it all. Yeah.

Go subscribe right now to the History of Hyenas YouTube. Go to History of Hyenas on YouTube because the numbers are starting to get up. When we get to 10K, can we get the blue check? When do we get verified as a YouTube page? I don't think you get your YouTube. No, yes, you can. I don't think you get verified as a YouTube page? I don't think you get your YouTube. No, yes, you can. I don't think you get verified as YouTube. No.

Schultz, he's verified. You get a blue check? Yeah, we got to get the blue check for that. We're almost there. Yeah, go subscribe to us on YouTube. Also, Chris has got a special that got up on Reddit that's going wild. I mean, not a special, a 12-minute clip. 9-11 story.

Google Chris DiStefano 9-11 story. You'll see it. Go watch it. Thank you guys for watching. Subscribe to our channel. Go watch my special. It's up there. It's still story. Google Chris DiStefano 9-11 story. You'll see it. Go watch it. Thank you guys for watching. Subscribe to our channel. Go watch my special. It's up there. It's still moving.

Let's see. 412K views in a week. Not bad. That's probably going to hit a milli. You think it'll hit a milli? I think it's going to hit a milli. You think it's going to hit a milli, Mikey? Yeah, unless it falls.

It seems it's coming from the Reddit, so I think it's going to hit a milli. At some point. Yeah. It slows down inevitably, though. Right. Yeah. Somebody put it on Reddit, And that's what blew it up Yeah

It's killing on Reddit Yeah Because you guys All the fans Keep upvoting Giannis and Chris's videos on there How does it work? Yeah tell them Mike

I don't understand It gets posted to a subreddit Yeah Like standup comedy And then it gets upvoted And can get posted to other pages Like our videos So the more it's upvoted

The more people see it? Yeah That's what it is Basically it's doing better It's getting The more upvotes it gets The closer it gets to other pages. So the more it's upvoted, the more people see it? Yeah. Basically, it's doing better. The more upvotes it gets, the closer it gets to better pages. Yeah, so upvote Chris's video. Upvote my special. Go watch it.

Share it. Share his video. Share my special. Subscribe to our YouTube channel. Listen, we haven't done a cold, really cohesive pitch for Patreon in a long time. We just say go to Patreon. Here's the thing.

At this point, if you join patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys, there's like 100, maybe 100 plus hours of, seriously, of bonus content that you can sign up for. When you join Patreon, you're supporting us. You're supporting this podcast. You're the producer. That's how it works. Whenever you hear entertainment, somebody's paying for it, whether

it be dish soap commercials or sucking some producer's dick. It's got to get paid for one way or the other. In this era, Patreon allows you guys to pay for the content directly so it stays 100% the way you want it, which is the way we do it right

now. Don't even just go for the content. Go knowing you're supporting us. You're producing us. We got different levels. If you can afford $5 a month, you know what $5 a month is? That's buying me and Chris a dollar slice and a Coke once a month. If you can't fucking afford that, stop listening to this podcast and go job hard. Yeah, just support other Americans.

Or at least leave us a review on iTunes. Yes. One of our iTunes reviews are at least leave us a review on iTunes. Yes. One of our iTunes reviews are getting up there too, right? 1.2, 1.3K. Tell a friend. You guys are also great. We know some of you are just kids.

Give us five stars. Tell us how much you like us. No, but you should be able to afford five bucks a month. Yeah. That's like if me and Chris came to your town once a month, that you'd pay $2.50 to see us live for an hour. I mean, just support us, guys. We love it. Listen to this podcast. Here's the difference.

Subscribe, get History Hyenas on iTunes and everywhere else, and see what I do for the art and the love of it, and then subscribe to Stand Up With Chris DiStefano on Comedy Central and see what I do for the money. For the money. It's a little different what I do for the money. Let's do a little act out of Chris DiStefano. I'll play... This is Stand Up With Chris DiStefano?

Yeah, I'll play Laverne or whatever her name is. Okay. Hey, what's up, everybody? Welcome to Stand Up With Chris DiStefano. This is Chris DiStefano. I'll play... This is Stand Up With Chris DiStefano? Yeah, I'll play Laverne or whatever her name is. Okay. Hey. Hey, what's up, everybody? Welcome to Stand Up With Chris DiStefano. This is Chris DiStefano with me, my partner, Nicole. How you guys doing? Let's not use real names, Chris. Oh, sorry. Cackle, cackle. Cackle, cackle. Okay. Oh, we can't because it is... Well, let's go. I don't know who it is.

I've never listened to it. I'm just saying it. Okay. Let's go. Hi. What's going on, guys? Welcome. Welcome to Stand Up With Chris DiStefano. Here's my partner, checking every box. Y'all. So, I just, today we got four stand-up clips, great stand-up clips. Y'all.

From, we have them from, oh, actually today all four are from Aparna. So, we have all four stand-up clips from, we have them from, they're from Aparna. Kumail. Chris, are you going to let me talk? Oh, sorry. I'm toxic. I'm toxic. I'm toxic.

I'm a toxic straight white male. I'm sorry. Go ahead. No, no, no. No, no, no. I mean, I didn't call you that. I know that you get it. I know that you're an ally.

I never said you were an ally. I'm just saying that it's not you. It's the culture that you were conditioned in to not let women speak. I mean, you're just speaking and speaking and speaking. Yes. And I'm your co-host. Absolutely. Stand up with Chris DiStefano because you're the funny one.

Yeah. I just want to say that today. I'm the right side of history. For lunch, just because I felt like I'm... Why are you still talking? I just ate spaghetti with chopsticks. You ate spaghetti with chopsticks? Yeah, because I just want to support my Asian allies.

You're not supporting your Asian allies. You're being disrespectful. That joke's not funny. It's oppressive. I apologize. You think that was funny? Sorry. What's funny about making fun of the way,

otherizing the way people eat? I know. I apologize for that. You damn well know that you didn't do that. Do you do stand-up? Huh? Do you do stand-up? I do do stand-up.

Yeah, you guys can come see me. I'm going to be in the back of Harper's and Thompson's bookstore. It's on Mott Street. It's in the basement. What you got to do is go down the basement stairs of a Chinese restaurant, and then you walk through a tunnel, and then you're going to come to a video game slash bookstore. Yeah, and then there's a password in the back.

Which is also a muffin shop. Which is a muffin shop. And then the password is Bernie for President. Yeah, and you'll be able to get a seat. It's totally free for a lifetime membership. It's all free. Yeah. And it's performance art.

I'm not doing stand-up. What I'm going to be doing is actually sounds and movements that you can formulate stand-up in your mind. It is stand-up, but I just want to make sure that people know that I'm not actually using words because words are hurtful

and the reason we got into this problem. So I'm just choosing to use sounds from other cultures and then you can, as a person, you can see if it's funny in your head or not. That is not up for me to decide. If you don't laugh, if you come to the stand-up show,

which is funny, I'm telling you it's stand-up. And if you don't laugh, you're oppressing me because I've identified as a comedian. So if I'm identifying as a comedian and you don't laugh, you're not accepting my pronoun. Absolutely. Because I just told you my pronoun is comedian. Okay, I apologize. So you understand? Yeah.

Whether I'm using jokes, sounds, everything. You need to laugh or you're oppressing my identity. Okay, we just have to get to a clip right now. Even though it's not Comedy Central property, here's Nanette. And thank you. Now we're back, ladder 14. Yeah, that was ladder 14. Yeah, that was ladder 14.

It's ladder 14. It seems like you just changed the channel. There's a lot of channels out there. Yeah. Okay, you just went from one channel to another. Yeah, it seems like, yeah, maybe you would fucking, Giannis is Papa's fucking FF car, but now you're back, yeah, now you're back with the boys at fucking ladder 14.

We're going into a fucking fire, but they're all fucking Mets fans, so we're going to let them burn. Yeah, here you go. This is what it is. It's Sean Terry sitting here with Patty Mulrooney. How you doing? You know, we're a subsidiary audio podcast for the Mexican kid and Chrissy DiStefano.

Yeah. Yeah. It's what it is. La Fuente. And we're obviously Way So Gay. And we're back. Way So Gay. Make a note.

What you guys just heard from one of the first times in history on this podcast. Make a note, goddammit. Did you write it down in time codes? Is the note in time codes where it was Giannis

who was saying words that absolutely 100% need to be you know when I start backing away from the microphone it's bad cause even I was like it's hurting

well here's the thing we got it to a character piece yeah we just got to a character piece the thing is the thing is the more you pull one way those guys are gonna go that way yeah so it's like the more you pull one way, those guys are going to go that way.

So it's like the thing you're asking for no, you're going to get more of. You can't do these things by force. You just got to show that you're one of the people and that you're cool. Because listen, you're never going to hire an electrician who comes to your house who's going to say, how about Jesus Christ, I wish Hillary won. It's never going to happen. It's never going to happen. It's not going to happen. It's never going to happen when somebody comes to fix your air conditioner, your

electricity, or do whatever fucking roofing needs to be done in your house which you need to be done, who's going to say, I stand with Joe Biden. It's not going to happen. Just understand also too, like your cops, your fire men, they're probably a little racist and say things you don't agree with, but that's why they're running into burning fires. They're not smart kids. Yeah, they're not.

They're not smart kids. And that's what you want, right? That's what you want. You want them. You hear anybody using a racial slur. Anyone fucking stupid enough to run into a fire is obviously going to also say a few racial slurs. It's just what it is. Because their intelligence is not that great.

Kids from Harvard ain't doing that because they're smart enough to be like, yeah, no, I'm going to get burnt if I do that. Yeah. But you want to fucking, Patty Mulroney, he's got some fucking opinions. Yeah, there's a lot of kids Running into buildings Going you know what If this happens I might be an American hero

And end up as a tattoo On one of my friends chest That's what they want Yeah Yeah and shout out To the Wicked Monk There was about five guys In there that had pictures

Of Jesus holding up The Twin Towers You guys are original Yeah you You told us all about that On another podcast Oh did I Oh on another episode

You're Chrissy Live in a Moment You're Chrissy Dawgs Yeah I'm Chrissy You're Chrissy Come Here Felix I'm Can'm Chrissy. You're Chrissy Canines. I'm Canine Chrissy D. You're Canine Chrissy D. Yeah, because I'm my... You got an eight-second memory, cuz.

Yeah, and I love peanut butter on my gums. You do it. Yeah. Cuz... Cuz, listen. If a guy put peanut butter... What do you really like? Nutella.

If a guy covered his penis in Nutella, would you go get the Nutella? Honestly? Yeah. If I'm being 100% honest, I haven't been eating hazelnut that much anymore. But if you melted some Reese's peanut butter cups on a cock, I'd eat it. It's what it is. That's the way I eat my Reese's, on a cock. Yeah.

Look, at the end of the day, don't you think everything really is... You know what I love about being human? Are we going to talk about Rasputin? We are. I'm trying to segue into it. Yeah, I just want to let you guys know. We can do it your way or we can do it my way. We will talk about Rasputin

and also anything you want to hear cackled out, go to patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys. No, that's not going anywhere. What about for the $25? No, that one's dead. Look at Venetia.

She's our arbiter, our ultimate arbiter. She was going no the whole time. I just lost, I got lost into the character. Yeah, yeah. Well, no, because you

completely lost into the character. Everyone in the studio is staring at Yannis and then he kept going. Yeah, yeah. No, it's because you completely lost it. Everyone in the studio is staring at Yannis and then he kept going. Yeah, yeah. No, it's because he just got an accepted offer on a house up in

fucking North Salem, New York, where there's a fucking lot of Republicans up there. So he's just trying to talk like them. No, actually, there's no Republicans

up there. Only you and Verzi? No, you know, you go to Long Island, you go to that suburb in Long Island, you can find some Republicans. You go to Westchester,

you're going to find all, it's going to be all Democrats. Yeah. You go to Staten Island, you're going to get a lot of Republicans. Yeah. But in Westchester, it's a to find all, it's going to be all Democrat. Yeah. You go to Staten Island, you're going to get a lot of Republicans. Yeah. But in Westchester, it's a little bit more, yeah.

It's a little bit more guys. David Letterman lives up there. So you're not going to, because these characters are fun though. Yeah. It's fun for me. I just enjoy it. It's fun to do. I want to be one of these guys.

And I'm being honest with you. We haven't hit the home run yet with one of these characters, but we're going to hit a home run. Yeah. I mean, look, these guys, it's just what it is, but they're also very respectful. If they were here, they'd be very respectful of Venetia,

but they would call him a fucking Mexican that he needs to get catapulted over the wall. It's what it is. So it's a trade-off. They'd be nice to your mother, but they're definitely

going to say something bad to your brother. Yeah, and they would be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, Zach. I mean, his kid's from the Middle East. He's got to be able to figure out

what's going on over here. It'd be, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let me see your fucking papers, kid. Yeah. The podcast with you guys on 9-11, that character was hilarious. Thank you.

On Patreon, I was dying. That's another thing. We went wild on that one. We went wild on that one, especially Chrissy. I mean, not... Patrick Mulroney. Patrick Mulroney,

although one time you forgot you were Patrick and you just called her. I remember you said, my mother Linda Stefano on it. It's just what it is. Because you have a hard time slipping into the character piece

because it's you. It's what it is. Now listen, we have so many Latter 14s and we're putting them up just randomly, me and Chris. By the way,

real quick, let me just cut you off for a second. No, go. Keep all the fans that are sending to the History Ahina's, they're saying fixed it and they're putting a one

anytime they see a four and writing Latter 14. Keep doing that. Yeah, it's hilarious. We keep reposting. People just go fixed it. They'll take a picture of something that has a four

and then they'll just put the one. Or they'll see ladder whatever in the FDNY, and then they'll edit out the number and put 14. Keep doing it. You know what I wish? You know what I fucking wish? I wish that James Madden would just say it's okay to call him Hey Bird. So the fans would stop torturing us with all the Hey Bird fucking memes.

Hey Bert. Yeah, and the only reason they're doing it is because you're not okay with it. Yeah. Yeah, so they can't resist because it's funny and I can't help it. It's hilarious. Conform and be okay with it. I'm going to show up at your house and shove peanut butter pretzels down your mouth. I mean, did you see the one where the guy changed the street sign to Haybert?

I mean, they just won't stop. They won't stop. I mean, he reposted it. Yeah, I mean, they just won't stop. I thought he liked it. I thought by him posting the Sesame Street thing, he was intercepting it. He naively set himself up for that. Yeah.

I mean, the comments underneath were hilarious. I mean, even Sergio. You know what's funny? When Sergio Chacon was sending it to us, Sergio Chacon was like, Yeah! One fan wrote underneath, like, even Sergio, you know what's funny, when Sergio Chacon was sending it to us, Sergio Chacon was like, you! One fan wrote underneath, like, come on, man. You can't throw this up,

this layup up and not expect for History Hyena's fans to dunk it. I did. I thought that was him just like thinking it was. It wasn't.

Hold on, let me find it. It wasn't. Yeah, he was just, he just put it up. He totally forgot, I think. He wants it not to be, but like, we can't control them because they keep going to his profile.

They keep saying, hey, Burt. Yeah, I mean, he posted it, the Sesame Street thing. And then somebody just wrote, can I please make a hey, Burt comment, please? And then he wrote, no, you can't. And then somebody just wrote, lot of 14. And then somebody said, come on, man, you can't throw the hyenas fans a layup like this and not expect us to dunk it. Hey, Burt. And then he just wrote, please stop. And then the kid wrote, we all love you, Bubba's. No segues. It's come on, man, you can't throw the hyenas fans a layup like this and not expect us to dunk it. Hey, Burt. And then he just wrote, please stop.

And then the kid wrote, we all love you, Bubba's. No segues. It's freaking great, man. Go get James' album, no segues. All you got to do is not be, you know, and then they'll stop. But they DM me. I mean, the memes that me and Chris are sent, the Hey, Burt memes. Yeah, I mean, they're tens.

They're tens. I mean, where they Photoshop. It's just, it's nonstop. So anyway, continue to be funny, kids. But this is the end of my pitch for patreon.com slash bayridgeboys. Seriously, guys, don't only think about it as you're paying for content. We are giving you that content, so it's worth it for that reason. But you are supporting this podcast.

You are a direct producer of this podcast. And it's also a community over there where the fans are interacting with each other. So go support us at Patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys. $5 a month, $10 a month, $25 a month. And then we have our corporate sponsors, small business sponsors, things that are higher levels that you don't got to worry about unless you're a screwing kid. So the ones who are there, great. And when we get to 1,000 members, we're going to make a Look at Me Sandra Dee video with Chris playing the role of Sandra Dee. Are you excited?

So it's what it is. Hell yeah, I'm excited. Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee. Yeah! We're almost at 1,000. Are we still going to do a live show, too? We're going to do a live show. Should we say it? Is it confirmed, or do you not want to confirm it?

Let's confirm it next week. Let's talk about this. Okay, we'll confirm it next week. We may have something in the works that's confirmed for November. We're definitely doing a live show soon. We are doing a live show. In New York City. But, well, we have to confirm it. Yeah. I hate where it is, but we're just going to have to do it.

Yeah, and shout out Tony Casas who made our website. Go to our website, historyhyenas.com. Get our merch. Yeah. And she's great. And thank you, Tony Casas. Historyhyenas.com. Do you want to read the Patreon names out quick?

Let's do it. Okay, so as always, Tony Cassass. Historyhyenas.com. Do you want to read the Patreon names out quick and then go to the Rasputin? Okay, so as always, we have new members to our Patreon. They went to patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys. We've encouraged you to write funny names, and you guys have done it. And if you don't want to write a funny name, then we'll just say you're here for the content. You're going straight to the back. So it's up to you. If you don't want your funny name out there because it's wild and you have a corporate job

and you just want to go straight to the back, you're here for the content, that's okay too. Okay, so starting us off, we have Michelle. by my safe, I'll take you physically, feed act. Yeah. Yeah, welcome. Isaac, here for the content. Straight to the back. Michael Poliquin, here for the content.

Yeah. Chris, one word, not mean, here for the content. Yeah, I mean. Hilary Rinaldi, always a funny name when your last name's Italian. Yeah, Rinaldi. Hilary Rinaldi. Yeah. David Thrasher.

David Thrasher, David Thrasher. Here for the content. Laura Pezzo will for sure make you the pizza. Yeah! Make sure that garlic is sliced thin. Garlic sliced thin. Cam, one word. Here for the content.

Yeah, I mean. Oscar, the superior Ottoman eratamas. That's a Turkish kiss. He's a superior Ottoman. He wants to fucking beat you up bad. Yeah, welcome. Donnie getting cracked open And cleaned out By the Bay Ridge boys

Because make no mistake And he's for $25 Welcome Donnie Yeah Aaron I broke up with my girlfriend Because she has fumes It's what it is

It's what it is Yeah it's what it is Kristen One name here for the content Let me just say We've all been there Yeah we've all been there Tyler Cofelt Colton Here for the content. Let me just say we've all been there. Yeah, we've all been there. Tyler Cofelt.

Colton, here for the content. Colton. Ashley, your latest problem with the mother, Gaddis. That's what it is. Nick, regular at Salty Dog, so a lot of 14. Louis C.K. is a character piece. Yeah, PPW right there. Okay, so he wins.

Hard to beat. Then we got Chrissy White, power bottom to Stefano. Wait a second. He's close. Chrissy White, power bottom. Stefano. Wait a second. He's close. Chrissy White, power bottom. Throw that name down too and then we're going to make him fight it out like a Joker scene.

Then we got Stanton Troop here for the content. I'm here for the content. Hayley Kroll here for the content. I'm here for the content. Morio Ulic here for the content. Giannis Malakas, Chrissy Kraut. Now we have a third one.

We got a third one. Okay, so now we'll make a choice. Lillian Sanchez. Sean Townley. And then we got Valentina, half Sauce Monkey, half Sandy. Crack me open on the love sack. Yeah. We got four names.

So now we got four to choose from. I'm going with, can you read all four again, Mike? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I like to hear the names wet to make a final decision. Hold on. Giannis Malakas, Christy Kraut, Valentina, half sauce monkey, half Sandy. Crack Me Open and The Love Sack. Oh, God, that's good.

Chrissy, White Power Bottom to Stefano. That's my favorite. Nick, Regular and Salty Dogs, a lot of 14. Louis C.K. is a character piece. That's my number one. I'm going there. See, I like Chrissy, White Power Bottom. I'm voting for the a lot of 14. There's five of us in here, right?

So we got to vote it out. I like the Malacca one. Remember, his vote counts for a half because he's Sandra Dee. Yeah. So what do you like, Zachy? I like this Louis C.K. character piece one.

Two votes. So Louis C.K.'s character piece got two votes. Chrissy, why Powerbottom's got two votes? Because you voted for Malacca, so you have to be the deciding vote.

You're the deciding vote. Oh, snap. Fuck yeah. We're dope. Well, which one? You have to be. Wait, we those two? Well, now it's between

Chrissy White, Power Bottom, and yeah, Chrissy White, Power Bottom, and that's such a long name. Nick, regular at Salty Dog, so ladder 14,

Louis C.K. is a character piece. You all going? Okay, so he wins. PPW. Yeah. Yeah, that's PPW of the week. We'll get him up on

patreon.com slash play Ridge Boys. Also, the History Hyenas Instagram. Yeah, can we get it? At History Hyenas. At History Hyenas. Can we get a clean SFX, Zach, of Venetia going word and dope? Can we just get those sound effects?

We'll have her do them. And so we'll just have them. Yeah. Is that cool? Word? Yeah, word dope. So we have enough time to talk about Rasputin real quick. Of course. Or do the reads real quick while he's doing. Yeah, of course.? It's cool. So we have enough time to talk about Rasputin real quick. Or do the reads real quick while he's doing...

Yeah, of course. While he's texting. While he's taking care of the situation. Yeah, Chris has a couple of untied shoelaces he needs to tie at this moment. Yeah, it's just what it is. I didn't expect that. Because we got a live looking at the situation. It's what it is.

You got kamikazes for the situation. Should we edit it out? I don't know. Do you think we should cackle? I think we're good. What do you think? Does Venetia says yeah? Do you think we should cackleazes in the situation. Should we edit it out? I don't know. Do you think we should cackle? I think we're good. What do you think? Does Vanity says, yeah. Do you think we should cackle?

For the patron, though, can we leave it? Yeah, for sure. Because there was nothing. I mean, it's just cackle for the main. Well, you know what? You were in the middle of work, and you thought you were talking to a baby, so you didn't technically do anything wrong. I thought I was talking to B-A-B-I.

I'd say we leave it. But then again, it's not my family. You let me know, and there's no consequence for me. I mean, how bad is it? I think we leave it. But then again, it's not my family. You let me know. There's no consequence for me. I mean, how bad is it? Can we just listen to it and maybe could just say it? I don't think reasonable is what we're going for. Yeah, it's just, but I mean, nobody's sending it. Well, listen back to the episode.

I'll just send it to me. It can't be worse than what's going on with his immediate family. That's true. Yeah. I mean, yeah. You brought up again today. Yeah. Did he do it?

He didn't do anything bad, but you brought up that she was an EMT. Oh, yeah. That needs a tackle. That was a good story. That was a good story. But it doesn't necessarily have to be her, though. Could be anybody. Yeah, but now you're saying it now, and they know exactly who it is.

Yeah, it's what it is. It's what it is. But as long as you didn't make a joke, that got you in trouble. Yeah, which, by the way, just out there at Patreon.com slash Bray Ridgewoods, if anybody's got any seat open at Thanksgiving, I got nothing to do. That should be a task, actually. Why should Chris be invited to Thanksgiving? We're all going to go to Giannis' house for Thanksgiving.

I may have a new home. You're all invited up there. Word's up. Yeah, and I'm looking to buy a new home That's coincidentally Very close to where Yann just got his home You really You really would think of it If you didn't have

If the situation If you could move the situation If I could move the situation You might have to move Everyone up there Because it's gonna be One of these things Where I'm telling you right now

Yeah On weekends that I have the baby Yeah And weekends I don't have the baby I'm coming to sleep over You're fucking You're steamrolling right up there Weekends that I have the baby

Can we just do sleep over I'll come over on Friday We'll leave Sunday Yeah Cause yeah You know We'll go fucking right up there. Weekends and I have the baby. Can we just do sleepover? I'll come over on Friday, we'll leave Sunday? Yeah. Because, yeah, you know, we'll go fucking wild up there. Yeah, yeah. Because the baby needs space. Until you wear it, you're welcome, and I just lie to you and say I'm out of town.

Yeah. I need to, because the baby, if you guys got a yard, the baby wants to fucking go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Well, here's- We're going to go pumpkin picking again. Yeah, let's go pumpkin picking.

Okay. We're brought to you by a nice- I have a situation with the mother. You do have a- You currently have a situation with the mother. We're back. Welcome. I'm sorry.

A lot of you don't even know what you missed. You know when you go down for anesthesia and you just come back? That's what happened. You just lost about 10 minutes that only the Patreon members will know happened. Patreon.com slash payrich. Yeah. $25 members, you're going to have this five-minute section that the other ones just kind of see a weird cross dissolve.

And it's just a new segment we're doing for the $25 members called, just called Chrissy the Joker DiStefano. It's what it is. Because he's just trying to destroy it. I don't know what to do with myself. Chrissy, quit talking. He's just trying to destroy it. I don't know what to do with myself.

Even if I had it, I just want to know what to do with it. You're just the destructive kid. The destructive kid. You're here to destroy. Understand when you join. Some people just want to watch the world burn. It's what it is. Some people want to see their relationships with their family burn.

It's what it is. It's what it is. Some people. Yeah. And when you are a $25 member of our Patreon, patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys, just understand at $25, you are entering the cackle-free zone. It's a cackle-free community. Yeah.

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Yeah, I mean. I'm Chrissy Canary, cuz. I want to eat things out of people's belly buttons like. Like a fucking canary. Yeah, I mean... I'm Chrissy Canary because I want to eat things out of people's belly buttons like canaries want to take sips out of little saucers. Yeah, and my wife told me she's going to start getting Lake Side Maple

because she loves it. She's just going to start and she's a health nut. Yeah, and I was going to say if Mrs. Pompous eats it then it's approved. Yeah, she's got to go on... Yeah.

Yeah, Mrs. Pompous is a happy camper right now because she's finally got a house. Yeah, okay. I thought you were going to make a joke about the scale and that's going to come back and haunt us both.

No, I'm not going to make a joke about the scale. Yeah. No, Mrs. Pompous is happy because you guys got a house. Yeah. When are you going to move in? We didn't officially get it yet. We're in the process. We're in the process.

But you got the accepted offer. You got accepted offer. What could go wrong? You know, you never know. Yeah. You never know. You know how it is. We're in the business.

It's never a sell until the money's in your hand. Yeah. Now that I know Now that I know It's not official I may just fucking I may just trip it up a bit Because I don't want you to go Yeah it's going to be

A little strange for you right What are you going to do In the Ridge You just going to start Hanging out with Gassy Yeah I may just start Hanging out with Gassy I don't know

I guess I don't know what I'll do I guess I'll just fucking Sit by the pier I'll just sit by the pier Yeah I'll just start writing It's a little bit sad

That I'm leaving no Yeah I'm going to be looking for you At the park with the dog And you by the pier. Yeah. I'll just start writing poems and shit. It's a little bit sad that I'm leaving, no? Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to be looking for you at the park with the dog and you're not going to be there. I won't be there. But you know what? I'm keeping the apartment. Right.

So maybe I can just maybe get the key to your apartment. At least I can still smell you. Maybe I could just go in there and sit in there. It smells like yawning. You're a sick puppy. I'm a sick puppy. You are a sick puppy. I'm a sick puppy. You're a sick puppy. I'm a sick puppy.

You're a sick puppy. You're also a sick puppy. Yeah. Yeah. We're a couple of sick puppies. We're sick puppies. That need to be put down. Yeah.

Yeah. For the betterment of, you know, we're just not safe around humans. Yeah. No, we're not. I mean, I'm a dog lover, but listen, we're just a little fucked up. We're a little fucked up. Yeah. So talking about a fucked up kid.

Yeah. Actually a screwed and manipulative kid. Because this is what I was going to say before. Oh, he's taking headphones off, putting the glasses on. Yeah. You know there's about to be an appointment. I can't see anyone. I just can't see anyone.

Put your seatbelts on. Put your seatbelts on. Yeah. This is what I love about being human is that- Uh-oh, Yanni Long Days. Yeah, Yanni Long Days is coming right now. Yeah. All right?

Just get comfortable. Get your Snickers hungry. Why wait? Yanni Long Days. Get a Snickers. Yeah, this is the time to check out. Grab your Snickers. It's going to be a long one right now.

It's going to be a long day. I can smell y'all need long days. Go ahead. So what I love about being human is that bullshit is a part of our species. It's a part of the human condition. Right. Every day, all day, we're all bullshitting on some level. Because all our thoughts are basically just animalistic.

We're just no different from animals. We want to eat, fuck, and fight. And it's really what it is. Yeah. Okay? And anytime you're friends with somebody, it's just some sort of animalistic alliance. Sure. You know?

There's some sort of selfish animalistic need that's being fulfilled. And so we manipulate and lie on a daily basis. And there's degrees to that. Then guys like this come along who were just money manipulators, like just top of the, you're talking about these guys, your John Edward guys, you know, John was a guy who said he could talk to dead people, your Long Island medium people, your religious fucking people who fill stadiums. Tony Robbins.

Yeah. Guys like that who just sell bullshit. Gary Vee. Yeah, guys like that who just sell bullshit. Gary Vee. And it's like, it does inspire people. It does make people feel better. You know? Because whatever you want to believe, you know, will release those chemicals.

It's like a drug. So they're good at it. They're very good at it. They're professionals at it. But it's bullshit. So you're not taking anything away from them. I'm not taking anything. I'm're professionals at it. But it's bullshit. So you're not taking anything away from them. I'm actually complimenting them. But it is bullshit.

It's fucking bullshit. They're just good at getting you to unlock it. Yeah, I mean, this kid was pretending to be a holy man. We're talking about Grigori Rasputin. Everyone knows who Rasputin is, or everyone's heard of Rasputin, because he was this Russian kid who was basically born into nothing, but was so money with the skills. Think about Chrissy D with no looks, no athletic ability, and kind of a fucked up face.

Yeah, kind of a fucked up face. Yeah, his beard has fumes. But apparently he had gorgeous eyes. Oh, really? Gorgeous eyes. Benatia's saying, yes, dope, yes. Yes, dope, cool. She's giving us that thing.

She's going, yes, he does. He had fucking gorgeous eyes. So some, in his screwed in brain, he probably realized, a lot of people always comment on my eyes. I'm just going to start becoming like a sorcer probably realized, a lot of people always come into my eyes. I'm just going to start becoming like- Like a sorcerer. Practicing being a mystic or whatever. Right.

Just come up and be like, we'll fix you or whatever he says. Sure. So the kid wandered the earth for a long time until he settled in in St. Petersburg. He was wandering around, went to Greece, went to a bunch of places. Settled in, started acting like a mystic. People really liked looking in his eyes. He was banging a lot of toots. That's what it is.

The kid liked to booze, and he liked to bang toots. That's what it is. So he pretended to be a holy man, and then the czar, Nicholas II, this was before the Russian Revolution, and his wife, Alexandra, who really fucking fell for him. Because women usually fall for this shit more than men. Let's just be honest. Yeah.

When you turn on the Long Island Medium, it's full of fucking housewives with short haircut who live in the suburbs. It's what it is. It's what it is. It's just a bunch of anti-lean. They got a little bit of neck fat and a short haircut, and they want to talk to their dead sister. It's what it is.

It's what it is. And these fucking charlatans provide for, you know, they prey on these people. Right. And so that's what he basically did. And he got in with the Tsar and Alexandra and they actually believed that he was this holy man, this mystic,

this prophet and he started to actually yield a lot of power. Yeah. And the people started to resent that. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Yeah. And this is what, he was a big part of what led to them all being fucking murdered. Right. Yeah. And 1903,

or around 1905, that's when he came to St. Petersburg and decided to kind of just get in with the church there. Became like a position of power with them. Then he moved on to the royal family where he is a healer for their son, Alexei. He's a hemophiliac,

and he somehow fooled them thinking he could treat his condition. Which is hats off to him. Yeah. Because he probably wasn't doing anything. He was probably just fucking his mom. Yeah. Fucking his mom and just making sure he doesn't bleed anymore. There's no way that that kid did not bang out Alexandra

on the down low. Rasputin was banging Queen Alexandra. No, it's public. We know that he banged her. Yeah, they're saying he did. He banged her out. Yeah. He just was one of those people who could see the blind spots or the points where people want to be manipulated, and he would just sneak in and do it. Well, religion was such a big thing back then, especially for the, you know, the czar. So if there's someone coming in that is one of the highest religious persons,

then, of course, they're going to listen to them. And add healing my sick child, of course they're going to listen to them. And add healing my sick child, of course they're going to listen to him. I got a little tingling in my left arm. Is my heart okay? What do you mean? Well, it's right arm usually is going to be the problem for heart. Oh, it's the right arm?

Yes. So when you're having a heart attack, it's the right arm that tingles? It's actually the left. No, it's pain in the right shoulder. Usually you'll find pain in the right shoulder. Usually you'll find pain in the right shoulder. It's from embryonic development. The heart is on the left. So it's not the left arm.

If you start feeling pain in the right shoulder. So it's not the left arm. No, the left arm. No, I mean, listen, but also you could feel pain in your jaw. You could feel pain in the middle of the chest. But usually it's the right shoulder. Classically, yeah, but also heart attacks, they just happen. Yeah.

Yeah. We should probably ask Colin Quinn. Yeah, yeah. Colin Quinn, yeah. He had an actual one. Well, usually. It feels like a truck sitting on your chest. An elephant sitting.

People will say an elephant, a truck, a heavy object on their chest. Yeah. And then you just have to get to a hospital immediately. It's crushing pain. The word they always use is crushing. Yeah. That's how you know it's a heart. It's crushing pain. So a few tingles here and there. And it's never really over your heart on the left. Yeah. That's how you know it's a heart. Crushing pain.

So a few tingles here and there. And it's never really over your heart on the left. Well, it can be, but it's usually the middle. People point right at their sternum. Oh, it's right here in the middle. Yeah. Is that where your heart is? No, that's where it refers pain to, though.

Sometimes things refer pain. It's all embryonic development. So that's why you'll feel pain in your ear when you have certain organ dysfunction, because it came from the same embryonic tissue in utero. I'm a gay kid. Is it fun knowing all this stuff? No, it's anxiety inducing. Yeah, but you know what?

It was. There's a lot of kids that like being friends with you just so they can send pictures of the rashes to you. It's what it is. It's good to have a kid you can send a picture of a rash to. A couple of fucking pretty big stars have sent me fucking pictures of their fucking rashes on their cars. Yeah, you've seen Pete Davidson's dick.

The kid's got a fucking hog. He does have a hog, right? Yeah, but no rashes. Speaking of hogs, Rasputin had a giant hog, apparently. Really? Did he really have a big piece? He was personally known to have a big dick. Yeah, I mean, Pete Davidson has to have a big dick because he definitely puts a spell

on these chicks. Yeah, no, kid's got a fucking piece. Yeah. He's a modern Rasputin. So he was known to have a big fucking piece? Yeah. Yeah. In 1915 is when he really kind of took the power because Nicholas went to fight World

War I. Yeah. And that's when he was kind of left alone. Like, the guy was gone. So he just was like, I'm the dude in charge right now. You know what I love about our show? What's that? If you are a $10 member on Patreon or if you subscribe to our YouTube channel where it

eventually falls, you will see that we're just reading off Wikipedia right now. It's just what it is. Mike sounds like what he's talking about, but he's just reading straight off a Wikipedia page. But don't worry, that's what makes our podcast unique. Just the beginning of it, too. The intro. Yeah, we don't even get into the details.

We're just giving you... Okay, Rasputin was born in 1903. Do you want to come to Sirius with me? Huh And yeah Cause do you wanna come to serious with me? Huh? Do you wanna come to serious with me? You gotta do more radio after this? I gotta do Bennington Who's a fucking champ

I love Bennington But you know what That's a long You're gonna have a long day of radio shows Yeah it's 4 o'clock And then let's just go right to the Salty Do you wanna do it? I don't know

My wife said I gotta go home to do laundry Yeah but I thought I thought we were going to the Salty You told the Wicked Monk Oh is she gonna go? Yeah cause you Oh yeah I forgot You wanna go to the salty. You told the wicked monk. Oh, is she going to go? Yeah, because you... Oh, yeah, I forgot. You want to go to the wicked monk

over there because there's things... Yeah, there's just a couple of friends. Yeah, there's a couple of things over there. So Raz Mutant, he has a terrible reputation in history. Right.

So everyone hates him in the court, basically. All the military leaders hate him. They know he's a piece of shit. Yeah. But Alexandra is infatuated with him. Because she's banging him out. Because she's banging him out. The kid's got nice him. They know he's a piece of shit. But Alexandra is infatuated with him. She's banging him out. Kids got nice sides.

Eyes is a nice quality on a guy. Buster's fooled by the fact that he apparently is a mystic magic man. Benatia, is he considered a fuckboy? Is Rasputin a fuckboy? Wow, that's a good question.

I think so. He's a fuck boy? Is Rasputin a fuck boy? That's a good question. I think so. He's a fuck boy. He's not fucking serious. He's a fuck boy. He's somebody on the down low. You fuck out? Yeah. He had a wife and a kid and he's fucking girls on the side. Total fuck boy.

It looks like a young Chris D. That's the guy who killed him. Oh, yeah. No, it's not him, no. But I think that's what they were drawn to. They thought he was pretty original, that he wasn't someone who was trying to fool them, that he just came in off the street and he's like, yes, I do have these powers, I can heal you. And he did, and that's why he trusted him.

He didn't heal anybody because you've got to be a doctor to heal people. I hate to break everyone's bubble. But it's really just science that works. Yeah. It's coincidence. I guess things can make you feel better, though. Yeah, no. And then what happened is that he.

He's a fuckboy. Everybody saw that he had a really serious voice in the Tsar's ear, so they were like, let's get rid of this guy. And let's be honest, word got around amongst the ladies that he definitely had a deece piece. Right? And you've confirmed that he had a nice piece, so that helps. If you've got eyes and a piece, you're a fucking fuckboy mystic.

Yeah, he's a fuckboy mystic, and he was definitely banging a lot of people out. I can't believe he was actually banging out. I mean, Russia was a huge world power at this point. Yeah, and he was banging out the czar's wife. Yeah, he was banging out the czar's wife. And this was kind of an embarrassing thing. I mean, the kid got killed for it, though. He got killed for it.

I mean, maybe it was inevitable, but the whole royal family got executed. And this was the end of the glory days of the Russian Empire. Yeah. He was killed because other fucking people in the royal, they didn't like him. They didn't like that he was dead. Well, he was killed, too, because of implications in World War I. They were losing. And they blamed it on Rasputin.

The Japanese were beating the shit out of them. They just didn't like him. Not in World War I. No, this is 19... World War I. This is 1916. They were getting their fucking asses handed to them in World War I. They were dying. Who would be killing them them in World War I. They were dying.

Who would be killing them? I guess the Germans. No, it was a war with Japan. They were getting fucked up. Japan fought Russia in World War I? Yeah, they fought around that time. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, somebody scrolled down.

Can someone Google that real quick? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they were getting their asses handed to them against the Japanese. Chris, that's five minutes before he has to leave. So let's just get into the death. They've been trying to kill him before this anyway. So, I mean, they just didn't like him.

That was the main reason these people didn't want him around. There's a lot of other reasons he should have been gone. Yeah. But for sake of time, Felix Yusupov, Dmitry Pavlovich, and Vladimir Prudiskevich. Sounds like a couple second-round picks in the NBA. Exactly. People that Chris went to college with. And they tried to kill him.

And it's really just a basic story. They got into a room, they shot him, and that's what actually happened. But the story that everyone was told for decades was that he was hard to kill. That they poisoned him, and that didn't work. Or they stabbed him.. They poisoned him and that didn't work. They stabbed him. They rolled him up in a carpet and threw him in a river and that's what finally they hoped he was dead. That was all bullshit.

People saw him flailing in the river, that he was still alive. He believed he still was alive. The only thing that stops a fuckboy mystic is a good guy with a gun. Yeah, that's what it is. And they're the ones who really perpetrated that rumor because it made them sound

like they were badder than they were. Right. You know, they're the ones who were like, oh, we didn't shoot him. We tried to shoot him.

We killed the mystic. It took all of us to kill this valiant, crazy person. We're so cool. Yeah. I like that we're calling him a fuckboy mystic.

I mean, that's really funny. That's what he is. Yeah. I mean, he's a fuckboy mystic who helped take down the Russian Empire in a lot of ways. Because he compromised the integrity of the royal family and made them look really stupid to the people. And he actually started yielding a lot of power, like making decisions.

He became like their confidant. It would almost be like, I mean, imagine like, I don't know, let's go back to when we had sort of a quasi-normal president who wasn't wild. I'm not saying one way or the other. Calm down, fucking Trumpies, okay? Who was a, like a Clinton? Let's just say, or even like a, I'm just saying. George Bush? Who's a real neutral?

Who's a good neutral one? Obama's neutral. Who's relatively good neutral one? Obama's neutral. Who's relatively neutral? People hate Obama. Oh, like people don't kind of care? Lyndon Johnson. Lyndon, oh, whatever. Gerald Ford.

Gerald Ford. Yeah. It'd be like as if Gerald Ford had the Long Island Medium as his main cabinet member. That's what was going on. Yeah. I mean, that's basically it. The Long Island Medium. And she walked in there, you know, and she was like, this is what we should do with Russia. Okay? Yeah. First of all, I got bagels. Yeah. I mean, that's basically it. The Long Island medium. And she walked in there, you know, and she was like, this is what we should do with Russia.

Okay? Yeah. First of all, I got bagels. Yeah. Yeah. So I got bagels for everybody. Does anyone want coffee? Yeah.

And then here's what we're going to do. Okay? We got to go attack North Korea today because I was speaking to a few angels. Yeah. And this is what they told me. Yeah. She was like, I just, I just, Alexander the Great came through and she told me this was his plan.

Yeah. So after speaking to Alexander the Great and his mother, because I'm getting something here. I spoke to Jenkins Connick. I spoke to was his plan. Yeah. So after speaking to Alexander the Great and his mother, because I'm getting something here. I spoke to Jenkins Connick. I spoke to all of them. I love how, you know what I love about the mediums

is like they can't exactly hear it. Isn't it always funny? They're going like, I'm hearing, it's like, is there a birth problem with a, is there a problem when they're doing the cold reading?

They're going like, is there a B, someone with a B, someone has a cousin with a B. It's like, do you have a bad connection? Let me get this right. You can speak to dead people, but you can't hear the full words?

Yeah. Like, what do you have? What do you have? T-Mobile? Yeah. Are there no cell phone towers? What do you have, fucking cricket? Yeah.

There's no cell phone towers in fucking beyond? Crossing over John Edwards? Yeah. You can hear them, but you can't really hear them? Yeah. What do you got? Metro PCS? What is it?

Sunset Park? Yeah. He's going like, it's a little staticky. The reception's coming in. I'm getting like a, did anyone know a mic? Is there a mic?

And then he goes, yes, it's me. Yeah, and I love how it's always a room of like 500 people who are all American who, you know, at least you know one mic who's dead.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because I got to go. Yeah, you got to go. Do you want to stay on the party and I'll just go? No, because what time is it? It's 3.08. And what time you got to be at Do you want to stay on the party and I'll just go? No, because what time is it? It's 3.08.

And what time you got to be at Bennington? 3.45. They told me to be there 3.45 for four. Yeah, you got to go. Were you late last time you went? No, I was not late. So do you want to come with me or you can't go? I don't want to go with you to Bennington.

I'm not booked in Bennington. Yeah, but you show up at Bay Ridge Boys. We already did it as the Bay Ridge Boys. Oh, yeah. Keep going. And also, I don't want to do it. I'm tired. Keep going.

ChristyComedy.com for all my dates. And at ChristyComedy on Instagram. Patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys. All right, I got to go. Well, you guys are going to stay. Yeah, we're going to keep going. I don't know what else there is to say about Rasputin. But, you know, God, can you just feel how much more legal the podcast is right now?

I just feel like I'm in safer, you know. It's like when you're up in the sky with Chrissy, there's just a lot of turbulence. You're flying at an altitude where you're going, I wish this pilot would just bring the plane up a few thousand feet so we could get some real clear, calm skies. Because right now, I just feel like we're coasting, and it's time to take the seatbelt sign sign off, and go to the bathroom safely. Doesn't it feel that way? I don't feel like any of us are going to get in trouble right now.

It's really nice and calm. Mike is really trying to Google. He's getting down to the filmography because we've run out of information. Oh, no. I was trying to look up the thing about Russia and Japan. I mean, they had their own war in 1905. Yeah. Can someone Google that?

Yeah. That's what this was. Should we talk about that in the bonus? Yeah, well, it looks like me and Chris are going to have to do bonuses on the love sack again. Yeah. So yeah, they were fighting over something, right? Manchuria? Manchuria and Korea. Piece of river right there, yeah.

And Japan was kicking their ass, so the Tsar and Alexandra were taking a lot of heat for that. Now, the czar. That's kind of when he came in, though, after this stuff. So the czar and Alexandra. Bye, Chrissy. Later, bud.

The czar, they ended up getting executed, too. Are you going to? No, I'm just going to close the door. Yeah. Close the door. We're talking about a fuckboy mystic. Yeah. Close the door. We're talking about a fuckboy mystic. Yeah.

Weeks later, after his death, the entire family had the Russian Revolution came. The Russian Revolution came, and that was that. And he was the last emperor right there. Yeah, last guy. He was a cute, good-looking kid. There's a lot of photos of him. They've colorized a lot of photos of him. Nicholas II. And, yeah, Russia was a powerhouse

before that. Then they kind of fell. Then they came back with the USSR. Look at him. He was a good looking kid. Can you believe his wife was cheating on him with that fucking hippie? He looks dirty. Rasputin is a fuckboy mystic.

Yeah, but this guy, what was he? What did you want to fuck someone who has powers? Imagine, she's probably trying to think. You wouldn't have gotten convinced, right? If someone was like, I see your future. You wouldn't be like, oh my God, yes. Right? It was probably enticing.

Can you imagine having told what your future is? And, you know, she was probably thinking about what sex would be like with him. Yeah. Probably mind-blowing. And she probably wasn't the brightest because she's a, what do they call her, empress? Is she an empress? Who is she? What do you call her?

He was the emperor. What was she? Zarina. Zarina? Something like that. Yeah. So, like, she probably was born into that, so she never had to learn anything. She just had to sort of probably appear.

Yeah, Zarina. Zarina. Is that what they call it? A Zarina? Yeah. Zarina Alexandra. She was a piece, supposedly. I guess.

I can't find it. But you know what? The universe is balanced. The universe is balanced because he was a good-looking together guy, but he probably had a small piece. The universe is balanced because he was a good looking together guy But he probably had a small piece And that Rasputin was a wild looking kid With beautiful eyes But he was ugly and he probably had a nice hog

I mean look at this kid He was a noble It's like getting fucked with a guy who's asking you for money On the subway street On the subway street The stairs of the subway That's Nicholas right there he just looks kind of

you know they're nobles they're just all kind of inbred idiots too yeah those are all the daughters he had a couple toots on the side

so why can't she have fun true true she's being tricked into it true but he is I don't know he's not good looking I mean

he was bald right on the top of his head yeah yeah that's not cool. He just did it with his stare. That guy had game. Yeah. He probably didn't smell good.

No. I mean, look at him. No. He probably knew he was here for a good time, not a long time. It's like those guys in Brooklyn who look like shit but still get laid every night because they have a bad boy, whatever. Yeah. Look at my crazy beard and my girl shirt. Yeah, he looks like some kid in Williamsburg who has a business where he fixes up restaurants or something.

Yeah. He does the interior design of restaurants and makes it. He's like, don't throw away your trash. I'll come and make it cool. Calls his dog his roommate. Yeah, yeah. You know those restaurants where you go in and you're like, oh, this is just neatly arranged trash.

Yeah. Where they take hubcaps and shit and like tin foil or whatever. And it looks cool. Yeah. And unironic TGI Fridays. Yeah. They make it look good. Well, it goes to show what religion does to you, at least back then.

How powerful it was. Yeah. And how people were easily influenced. I mean. It's actually a really great way to get puss. I think it's genius. Because these women grow up being inculcated with religion. If you act like a religious luminary,

then you're basically saying the moral thing, the right thing is to have sex with me because I'm a pure person. In color, he looks less scary. I kind of see it in color. Yeah? Yeah. You would bang him? I wouldn't bang him, but I'd hang out with him. All color, he looks less scary. I kind of see it in color. You would bang him? I wouldn't bang him, but I'd hang out with him.

Get that fallout. Yo, you see that other photo of the cartoon down there? On the drawing? That's funny. Is there a good picture of his eyes? Because his eyes were legendary, supposedly. That's probably where it all started. I'm guessing people started saying

so many things about his eyes, he was like, I'm going to do something with this. I'm going to pretend like these eyes are so beautiful because there's secret powers that lie behind them. Well, it goes to show,

also, he wasn't in power for a majority of his life, so then he comes in power and all these women are just tripping over him. It's actually a wild story that may not have a parallel in history, where some kid who was just born on the street, and who wandered around, ended up becoming like the top advisor to one of the most powerful families in the world.

And he did it like quick, like within months or something. He just showed up. He was preaching around as a healer. And then the next thing you know, he's one of the most powerful people on the planet. Because they let him control a lot of things. Well, it's amazing how much you could bullshit your way through life without

the internet being around. And without fast communication. Like, you could just, I'm this guy from this thing. And you had enough confidence, you could just say, that's what you were. Good point. No one can call China. Even if somebody claims, like could just, I'm this guy from this thing. And you had enough confidence, you could just say that's what you were. Good point. No one can call China. Even if somebody claims, like, yeah, that's a good point. Like, if somebody comes back now and claims to be Jesus, they're going to be like, I'm Jesus.

You're going to be like, really? You're going to be like, what's 15 times 17? Yeah. Well, your old Facebook says you're Charles from Illinois. Yeah, your name's Steven, and you're from Peoria. Yeah. Yeah. You'll be like, yeah, just give me a math problem real quick, and then pull out your iPhone, and you'll from Peoria. Yeah. Yeah. He'll be like, yeah, just give him a math problem real quick and then pull out your

iPhone and you'll have the answer. And you'll be like, dude, you're not even as powerful as an iPhone. Yeah. You know? So, yeah, back then, anything seems like if you, you know, if you could do a magic trick. Because magic looks like you're a healer. Like, if you don't, if you, before, like, the gig was up, that these dudes were able to manipulate and capitalize on the blind spots of the human brain, which is what magic is.

Just a little distraction and whatnot. You're going to think like, oh, this guy's a healer. He's like, yeah, he's just doing a card trick, essentially. Yeah. Just speaking with confidence and probably had a deep booming voice, I would assume. Yeah. Is he attractive, Venetia? I wouldn't bang him.

You wouldn't bang him out? Yeah. That bald spot is very distracting. He would need to wear a hat. He'd need a hat. It would have to be dark. But he was tall, and there wasn't a lot of good lighting then,

so he probably seemed like... So maybe it would happen. He probably smelled the leash-like feces. You like a more groomed guy. Yeah. Yeah, he looks a little dirty. And it's not like a hot dirty, you know. What would be a hot dirty?

Kurt Russell? Like a Kurt Russell feel? Maybe a little bit. Like a mechanic? I can't get over this beard. It's a wild beard. It was cold, too, though. So it wasn't.

I love hearing women's things, though. What women find hot is hilarious. You ever talk to them? They're like, do you think Leonardo DiCaprio's hot? They're like, in The Departed. Leo in The Departed. You're like, that's a character. I'm asking you about the fucking actor.

It's like, in that movie, no. In this movie, yes. You're going, you guys live in a fantasy world. You know how many women love Aragorn but not the actual actor? Yeah. They get freaked but not the actual actor? They get freaked out by the actual actor. Viggo Mortensen, really? Yeah. They don't like him?

Who's top of the line for you? Can you put him up? Yeah, throw him up there. Find one of his fashion pictures where he has orange and yellow hair. That's the character. That's what they say. I just love how you guys fall in love That's the character. That's what they say, but then... I just love how you guys fall in love with the fictional character and not the actor,

whereas guys are just going like, I want to fuck Carmen Electra. Yeah, I don't see what the difference with him is. It's just no facial scrub. No, he looks the same, more or less. I don't get that one. V, who's your number one? That's hard to say. Depends on or less. I don't get that one. V, who's your number one? That's hard to say.

Depends on the day. I don't know. So many people were about Drago. Oh, yeah. No, I wouldn't. Drago's like, you weren't into Drago? No. You know what I'm talking about from Game of Thrones?

Yeah, I didn't watch all of the series. Yeah, I feel like you'd have a weird one. Me? Yeah, I feel like you'd have an offbeat one, right? Yeah, I mean, he'd have an offbeat one, right? Yeah, I mean, he is a good looking kid. Like Christoph Waltz from a Quentin Tarantino movie or something? Yeah, she'd have him like that. Yeah.

Exactly. I like Paul Giamatti. Yeah, Paul Giamatti. You'd have an offbeat one. I mean, he is objectively a handsome kid. Yeah. I want him to hold me. Yeah. He kind of looks like Rasputin, like a nice, modern-day Rasputin,

actually. Rasputin had a stylist. There you go. You know what's funny? So many women, I get it now. They loved him in Game of Thrones, but he totally,

the Dragon Queen, what was her name? Daenerys. Daenerys. He like raped Daenerys. Remember that? Yeah. Like raped her.

I've pointed this out before. Yeah. He had sex with a 14-year-old on a wedding night against Treble. Yeah. Remember that? Yeah. They raped her. I've pointed this out before. Yeah, sex with a 14-year-old on a wedding night against Trilwell. Yeah, and they love him. So it's like you get away with a lot if you're hot. And I guess fictional, right?

It wasn't real. It's because of the story, how she forgives him in the end. Oh, that's okay? So it's not rape if you say it's alright the day after? It's not rape if you say I'm sorry. It's not rape if you say it's alright the day after? It's not rape if you say I'm sorry. It's not rape if you enjoyed it? That's weird. No, no, no, no, no.

I'm not saying that at all. No. It was a fucked up scene. It was a fucked up scene. We have a saying here, Bettina. Yes, all women. Yes. Yas, all women.

Yas, all women. Yas, all women. Yeah, but it is a weird thing to point out. But that's not, you know, it is a strange thing because he totally did have sex with a minor against her will. No, and that's why it's weird. Game of Thrones warped your brain to begin with because everyone was fucked up.

You're like, Jon Snow's the hero. Yeah, Jon Snow's fucking the hero. He's banging his aunt. He's killing, decapitating people who he thinks slighted him in some way. So there was, you know, it was very realistic in the way that nobody was really clean and pure.

So who's your guy, if it's not Rasputin? I don't know. I can't, you're putting me on the spot. Who's the guy from history? He's like a really big Greek actor. George Washington. It would be Yanis Yiparidis. He's a singer.

Who's the John Stamos of Greece? Yeah. John Stamos, it's funny how he's become like the Greek-American ambassador to Greek-Americans. Everyone just goes, are you Greek? John Stamos. He's the only known Greek. And Yanis Papas.

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it's pretty cool. Here's a cool, interesting fact. Nicholas and his children and his wife were recognized as martyrs by the Russian Orthodox Church outside of Russia in New York in 1981. After the fall of communism,

the remains of the imperial family were exhumed, identified, and reinterred with an elaborate state and church ceremony in St. Petersburg in 1998. And they were canonized, so they became saints. They're now saints in the Russian Orthodox Church, but not Rasputin, Just the rest of them. And it looks like we have to fix the link on our page.

It didn't go to it. It didn't go to it. Oh, you know what? We have to do an episode, though. I remembered this on Nicholas II because he had some cousin, George, and they looked like identical twins, and it's wild. Yeah. Yeah.

And we're going to get back to the Russian family. There's a lot of stuff there. A lot of cool shit. Just the death of Rasputin is, you know, that's what you want to talk about. So that's what we got to. He got banged out in the head, and they just killed him. Yeah. And that was it.

When Giannis isn't buying a house and Chris doesn't have to leave right away, we will get into more of that family. Yeah. So. The family's really the interesting stuff. Exactly. But they did, the fans did recommend they wanted to hear about Rasputin. Mm-hmm.

But he's actually not that wild. I mean, what happened? Not anymore. Everything's been debunked after a while. You guys don't think that's wild? It's a little wild, but it's pretty like a self-explanatory tale. He banged her out. He convinced them he was a mystic.

They gave him a little bit more power than he should have had. The people resented it. And then other people who had power killed him. It's like normal people's standard standard wild, but on a hyena scale, it's not great. The family is fucked up in this. That and why he was able to do that and get away with it. That's where

we want to get into. We got to find, you know what we got to do? You know what our brand is? Maybe we're finding our brand right now a year and a couple months into the podcast. We need to find fucking wild history stories. Because that's what we are. Or we could just continue doing what we're doing. Which is whatever.

What I put for the vote was this. Fatty Arbuckle. That was a pretty fucked up story. Charles the Fat, which is a famous German. A famous what? Famous German leader from something. And just had a great name. And then World War, Battle of Stalingrad.

You know what I think is wild? First of all, I went to this thing with Sal Vulcano. He took me. I asked him if he was going to come on. He said he would come on. We talked about it. About Alice in Wonderland. The dude who wrote Alice in Wonderland.

Lewis Carroll? Lewis Carroll was a wild dude. And I went to this play that Sal invited me to that's like an interactive play about Lewis Carroll and his obsession with Alice, the child who he... Interactive? What do you mean by that? It's wild. They had like a seven-year run. It's in Williamsburg.

If you want to go see something cool, the tickets are expensive, but it's like they're finishing their run. It was like seven, eight years. But you go into this house and then they just take you on this adventure where you're in the play. But you're just watching. You don't talk unless spoken

to by the characters, but they're telling the story about his obsession with Alice. And so we're going to do an episode on that because it's wild. And I'd love to have Sal Valcano come in and talk about it because he saw it play three times. Yeah, we need to. That'd be awesome. Yeah. And another thing I think is wild

is Isle of Merlot. I think we should talk about that. Let's do that for next week. Because that was like a huge, powerful city that was in Africa. And it's like,

it's crazy. Crazy, crazy, crazy. A lot of crazy stuff. We got a lot of crazy stuff we're going to get to eventually. Awesome. Yeah. How long have we been going? We have long enough. An hour twelve. Oh, we lot of crazy stuff. We got a lot of crazy stuff we're going to get to eventually. Awesome. Yeah. How long have we been going?

We have long enough. An hour twelve. Oh, we're over? Yeah. We could have finished this when Chris left. Yeah, but we have to edit some stuff out. Oh, yeah. We got to edit a lot out. But that's going to be for the $25 members, so you got to see that cross dissolve. That means you didn't pay enough. Yeah.

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