History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - 9/11, 25 Years Later: Truth, Lies & Conspiracies | History Hyenas

Episode Date: September 10, 2026

It is what it is, cuzzies! 25 years after 9/11, the kidddddds are back to breakdown the wild world of truth, lies, and pure unadulterated conspiracies. In this episode, Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas are taking a look back at the day that changed the world forever. From the official narrative to the absolute wildest rabbit holes on the internet, the boys are dissecting the propaganda, the media spin, and the classic conspiracy theories—all through the trademark History Hyenas lens. Was it an inside job? Did jet fuel melt steel beams? Or are we all just wild wild kids looking for answers? We’re cracking open the vault, going full WILD, and leaving no stone unturned. Make sure to LIKE, COMMENT, and SUBSCRIBE to keep the kids fed! #HistoryHyenas #ChrisDistefano #YannisPappas #911 #25YearsLater #ConspiracyTheories #Podcast Support our sponsors: New DraftKings customers, sign up with code HYENAS spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code HYENAS. https://BlueChew.com Go to https://ButcherBox.com/HYENAS to get $20 off your first box, plus your choice of free ribeye, new york strip, or filet mignon in every box for a year — with free shipping always. Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/scs3ncao #cashapppod Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!: https://bit.ly/2ARdDOz HH Clips:https://bit.ly/2YaK2Z8 iTunes: https://apple.co/2UQTHCc Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fxtsc0 Hyenas Merch!!! https://store.historyhyenaspod.com Follow us Cuz! 🙆🏻‍♂️ Yannis Pappas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/yannispappas Website - https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/ 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🐕More Hyenas Website: www.historyhyenasisback.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/historyhyenas/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HistoryHyenas Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/historyhyenaspod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Gambling Problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER, one eight hundred MY RESET. Connecticut: call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven, visit CCPG dot org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as Fifty dollar click-to-claims every seven days for twenty-one days. Terms at d k n g dot c o slash offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of History Hyenas. I'm Krista Stefano, aka. Christy Sewer Pickles. With me, as always, is Janus Pompis, aka banged up Yonni. Where did the sewers and the pickles come together? Jimmy Schubert, great comedian Jimmy Schubert, calls his poops and turd sewer pickles. I like that a lot. And it makes me laugh.

I think that's probably the funniest thing I've ever heard for poops. Yeah, he calls him sewer pickles, and every time he says it, it makes me laugh. Big. Shout out Jimmy Schubert. Kids got a little bit of a limp now. A little bit of limp now. He's on peptides because he takes so many peptides all the time

that I think he just shuts his body off. The kids got looking good on peptides, though. Jimmy Schubert's a great, funny, hilarious guy. The thing about when you get a little bit old. or if you think you're going to walk the way you used to walk without some type of nagging pain somewhere, you've got another thing coming. Yeah, every time when I wake up now, my foot, my Achilles is just so tight that it doesn't move up and down.

It's called Dorsey Flection. I just don't have it for the first 20 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. I just realized my knees were having pain and I was still having that young mentality of, oh my God, something's wrong. Something's wrong. I got to go get fixed.

Maybe I need to take a couple weeks off boxing and go get it looked at. And now my shoulder hurts. So now I've kind of just come to the realization. That pain is just, it's just part of, it lives with me. It just lives a roommate in my life. Now, when you wake up, if you're laying down, or even laying on the couch for, say, an hour, do you walk as soon as you get up, do you limp a little bit before you start to move? Do you too, Jesse, you like to your body limp a little bit?

You, Nick, you just can start walking. Yeah. Yeah, see, I don't know what that, that's probably because you didn't, that's probably because you were a girl when you were in high school in college. You didn't play any sports. What did you play? I was a swimmer and I played basketball. Oh, so swim.

So that's what it is, then swimmer because no impact on the body. Right? But I've noticed if I'm sitting still, like even now, if I got up to go to, like, I just will limp for the first two to three steps. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it kicks in. So that's what happens to all of us. Yeah, that's what happens. I think after 40, before 40, you're training for a sport.

Right. You're training for some type of competitive physical endeavor. I think after 40, 40, you're training for being alive. That's what it is. You're trying, you're going, my sport today is to walk and to move. Yeah. So you got to just kind of stretch and get ready to just be alive. Now, here's the thing.

Because nature actually doesn't care about you being here anymore. Yeah. Now, here's the thing, what's happening. And we're going to get in today's episode, we're going to talk about some of the conspiracies in 9-11. We're going to talk about a coach from polyprep. And we're just kind of have a hodgepodge of things because we figured we can do some history. But tomorrow is 9-11. It's a 25-year anniversary of 9-11.

So happy 9-11, I guess. I guess, yep. Can't really say that. Yeah. Yeah, never forget. We'll see, you know, 25 years. That's crazy. That's 25 years ago.

But so we'll talk about it. But before we get into that, I do want to say that I have a new obsession in my life, a new era, and that is Premier League soccer. Oh, soccer, Chrissy. Soccer, but I've also been watching La Liga. I've also been watching Siriya, which is the Italian League. So I've been consuming soccer on a way that I've never consumed it before. And what happens is, is I, it's on Saturday mornings. Here's why I like it.

It's on Saturday morning. so I wake up with the kids at 7.30, 8 a.m. Games are on Saturdays. I feel like I'm learning something new, a new players that are big stars that I've never heard of. And it makes me feel like a little kid again. It transports me back to the 90s. When I used to watch, the Knicks would usually have games on it at 12, 1 o'clock. And I'd be waiting watching the games, waiting for my father to come pick me up from Staten Island because I would stay with him for the weekend. And so there's been times where I get so transported back watching soccer because it's that same novelty and that excitement that I actually start looking at my door

to see if my dad's going to come in. Isn't that wild? Wow. I've started to look it from my door and then hearing my mother throw them out. So isn't that nuts? Again, we find a way where you found something completely new, but the actual objective of the new thing

is for you to get back to Queens. It's what it is. You're always, looking for a way to either physically or mentally get back to Queens. Get back to Queens. And you know what's another thing? It's very simple for me. I like, because you know, I am the kind of guy, even though I know a lot about sports and I like sports. I will support a team because I like their colors. But I do. And pink is your thing. And pink is my thing with Sunderland. But also, I like watching these games because you know what it is? When I look in the stands, even though it's August and September, it's a little bit cooler out in England. It's like in the

50s and 60s and all the fans are wearing jackets. Some of the players are wearing long sleeves. And it just makes me feel comfy. It makes you feel comfy. And I feel like I really just want to go consume the Premier League. And they're hot guys. So pretty soon you'd be coming in talking like that. Talking like that? Guys, I was watching the Premier League last night. This is Chris DeStefone.

Yeah. We are the striker for Manchester. Now, here's the thing about soccer is I don't know what's going on. I don't know the positions. I don't know the defenses. I just watched the game. And when somebody scores a goal, I yell. So you watch.

No. So you watch soccer the way my wife watches the Giants? Yes. She doesn't really know what's going on, although she's really excited that she's on and she's rooting for the team, but she can't tell me what just happened. I think that's what it is. If I ever go to a Premier League soccer match, which I hope to do, I want to do some shows in England and then go do this stuff. I will cheer for the game like somebody's wife. That's what I'm going to go like, home run. And I'm going to ask the guy next to me stupid questions. Like, what does that mean? Yeah. And they're like, that's off sides. What does it mean? I think it's great, dude. You are one of the most open people. You're open. to anything. Kazam, you must open. You are you as open.

You're open. You're open to new things. You're so open, you can easily be fooled. It's just because you just believe. You just go right in. But do you think Jesus knows that about me and he protects me from the devil? Or do you think the devil just sneaks right in past my butt, budd. I think what happens is like Mike Tyson said, you got to remember.

Remember, listen, you're favored by God. You favor by God, but you also got to remember that if you're favored by God, means you're favored by the devil. That's true. And so who you go hold to? You got to go home with the person that brought you to the dance. Yeah. He also said earlier in his life that he said, I don't care about these titles.

I don't care about these titles. He won't the championship. That's fine. He can have the championship. I want to take his health. I want to separate him from his health. Which I will watch over and over again. Can we play that?

And I will talk to Sergio about constantly because he was, the thing about Mayweather, Mayweather was like a good conscious shit talker. I love boxing shit talking like Combat Sports. Yeah. McGregor was his best consciously. The thing about Mike Tyson is he was such a fucking maniac that his, he was funny for the same reason Joe Pesci's funny and goodfellas. He doesn't mean to be.

But telling someone that all I want to separate him from his health is just the best. Here's the thing is you do not want to run into Mike Tyson in the 90s. Especially if he had a chance to fornicate with you first. Yeah. Because I usually don't talk to white women unless I get a chance of fornicate with him first. He said that. Yeah, I'll fuck you. I'll fuck you till you love me.

It's just what's going to happen to you is that Mike Tyson is going to fuck you until you love... Did he say that's a threat? He said that as a threat. Yeah. And we can pull him all up and we can have a good time because he once told the reporter that he was going to fuck him until he loved him. Yeah.

So that's what he was going to do to him. Yeah. Can we just play one quick without getting ding on YouTube or are we going to get ding? If we get ding, we'll just cackle it out and put it on the Patreon. I mean, what are we going to do? Yeah. It's just too good. It's just too good.

I don't care about his title. He can have all the bells. You understand? I'm here separating from my house. We have to separate from his health quote on the last page, Jess. I think we had it. He don't know the pain. Boxing is the loneliest sport in the world.

I'm going to separate for him from his health. Let's see. Yeah. I'm going to take his health. Go from the beginning. Go from the beginning. Number four. And never been a champion.

And don't know our pain. I sweat. Don't know it's so fucking lonely. This is the loneliest sport in the world. Yeah, pre-hans is a lot on. Bring those guys. They can keep their title. I don't want that.

I want to strip them of their fucking health. Because I'm in pain. I want them to see them. I want their kids to see pain. I want his kids. Oh, Daddy. Are you okay, then? Yeah, I don't care about them.

They don't care about being my kids. This is the time. You know what, dude? That's real shit talk. That's scary. Yeah, that's scary. I want to take his health. And I would have to imagine he beat Golata pretty bad.

He beat Galada quit. Galada quit. Yeah, Colada just quit. Galada had mental issues. Right. So Galada hit hard, but he quit. What Sergio was explaining to me yesterday when we were doing the training is that the interesting thing about professional boxing is there is no barrier of entry. You could sign, I could be a professional boxer by Friday.

Yeah. You don't have to do anything but fill out a form. Please don't do that. No, that I'm not going to do. Because, I mean, you're going to become a Sutherland soccer player. That's fine. That's fine, yeah. But we don't want you to separate yourself from your help.

From my health. No, no. Because you got a big target on shoulders. I don't want to do that. But my point is that that is pretty nuts. So when you fight these pro fighters, like, you don't realize, like, you can. be fighting someone who has genuinely no experience and you can kill them. It's almost like

comedy, stand-up comedy when there is no official entry. Right. You just can become a comedian. Yeah. Oh yeah, I'd fuck you two. You love me. This is one of the best ones. Let's just see this one quite. There's so many good ones. There's so many good ones. Come in top of that if I fuck you in your ass.

You can't touch me. You're not man enough. I eat your ass on a lot, bitch. Fuck you, you ho. Come in a day with my face. the fucking ass for everybody. Bitch, come on you, bitch. You're scared coward. You got man enough to fuck with me. You can't have two things in my world, bitch.

Look at you scared now, you're scared like a little white pussy. Scared on a real man. I'll fuck it until you love you. Amazing. Yeah. How about that for an exclamation point and for a threat? Yeah. I will fuck you till you love.

It's very nice. It's chilling. I'd rather get punched. Yeah. I'd rather get punched to have him fuck me until I go, I love you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That's very interesting about Mike Tyson. Yeah, that's what happens. It says when you go to jail, they don't threaten you with punches. They go, I'm going to fuck you in your ass. Do you think Mike Tyson had even a shred of anxiety going to prison? I think he, the thing about Mike Tyson, which is real funny, is he's turned into, like, one of the wisest guys. Yeah. He says profound shit now all the time.

Smoking weed, right? I don't know what happened, but he's just, he's a very humble guy. And he talks about golfing. He's like, yeah, back down, he had a lot of pain. Like, he seems to have a lot of realizations about himself. Otherwise, I don't think he'd still be here. He still has real money, right? Tyson, of course, right?

Now after the Jake Paul fight, but before that, yeah, that's why he did it. He was losing money. I think he spent all this, blew all that money, dude. Right. Those guys blow all the money. Would you say, would boxing people say was he the best boxer of all time? No way. Just maybe the hardest hitter

I think he was at his peak I think at his peak he was a combination of speed and power Nobody had seen before Nobody wanted to fuck with And he had the psychological event Because he was knocking people out so crazy But when you look

At the actual boxing skills of Muhammad Ali Or even you look at the jab Of Of Larry Of Holmes You know But he was just But he just fucks those guys up

Because his power and speed His power and speed At a heavy weight level He was just fucking he would come in and I mean he was just I mean custom model turned that guy into a killing machine and also he was a guy who wanted to hurt you yeah so that helped yeah so he was he had a lot of pain that he wanted to put on you from the same anxiety that you and I suffer from no I think he suffered from very bad I think he suffered from not in the ring though not in the rain but I mean he was doing

cocaine I mean he was had massive drug problems like he was not a comfortable guy he went to jail for grape right went to jail for grape um where the girl actually let him meet the pussy first so that one always is a little interesting to me okay I mean, if the girl wants you eat the pus, but I guess, I guess he did it. Yeah, so round one. Yep. So if he hit you with that, it's just not going to work for you, right? People's heads came off.

Yeah, so that he got, he hit that guy in the skull, right? But then you got to remember, he kind of struggled with Razor Ruddick. Frank Bo, the Frank Bruno fights were good. He never fought, he never fought Bo. He always ducked Bo. He fought Evander. When he fought Evander, he got beat the fuck up by Evander twice. I just knew how to box better.

I don't know. I mean, so you're saying like, and then Lennox Lewis just fucking tattooed him. Of course, he was past his prime. But when you look at the ages, they were around the same age. It's like... Is that when he bit it? No, he bit Holyfield's ear, right?

Holyfield's ear, yeah. And he bide his ear because he was losing probably. Second fire. I think the first fight he lost. Yeah. And then they had a rematch. And I think he was, but, but Hollywood was like headbutting him. He was coming in and...

I'll tell you what, man. Just watching this little thing on TikTok, I mean, he really... I mean, he could kill you with a punch. He could kill you with a punch. He could kill you with a punch. But also a nice move would have been just to go down. Just to go down.

Because you got a lot of money to fight him. Just go down. Peter McNeely just went down, which is what you do. I'm Peter McNeeley from Medford Mass and Saturday might watch me. And then he just took a knee. And that's the way you do. You take your million and you take a knee. And then he took a knee quick.

He took a knee. I mean, he got hit with something. But he obviously just took a knee and wanted to get out of there. Yeah, which is the right thing to do. It's the right thing to do. It's okay. Everyone makes different decisions. that's fine. Now, where were you on 9-11? On 9-11, I was in the buildings. I was in the buildings. I was in the

buildings. I was in 110th floor. What happened was I saw the planes hit. First of all, I had an intuition. I had an intuition. Something fell off that day. So I was in the buildings, and I just decided to round up as many executives. I was working at Canter Fitzgerald at the time. I was working at Canterfichel at the time, and I decided that I wanted to round up as many employees. As soon as I hit that plane hit, I was like, my job here is to rescue as many lives as I can. So I went to the left and there was smoke in that hallway. I went to the right. It was smoking that hallway. So I was left with a decision where I really do, are we going to push through to smoke? If I can remember correctly, there is a fire escape there. So I took about 400 women and children with me and we pushed through that smoke and we went down

the fire escape and we all made it out. We all made it out. You know, it's not something I like to talk about. It's not something I want people to know. No. I didn't do it to be a hero or anything or to be different or anything like that. I just did it because I felt like it's part of my nature. I don't know. I don't want, I don't call myself a hero. That's not what I call myself. It's not something I would ever refer to myself. To say my actions were heroic, objectively, it would be hard to argue against that. So yeah, I was in the building. I was working for Canter Fitzgerald. And that's just what it was. I was in the building. I was in both buildings. Yeah. I was also in Building 7. So I was able to rescue people from multiple buildings, and it's just what it did. I also found the passport. I found the passport on the floor of one of the hijackers, and I gave it over to the FBI. Right. Yeah.

So you had a good day. I had a great day. Yeah. I had a meeting with Rudy Giuliani, who was the mayor at the time. Right. He wanted to give me like a medal of honor. I said, let's keep this low key. Yeah.

I'm a humble guy. I don't want people to know about it. Right. So that's my story, and I'm sticking to it. And I'm sticking to it. Yeah. Now, cause here's the thing is there are a lot of conspiracies. out there about 9-11. What's your favorite? My favorite, do you have one that you like? My favorite

is always, I mean, tell me what the Jews did. Yeah. So I want to run the top 10 conspiracies on 9-11 because Yonison, I'd like to explore each one and maybe pick apart each one as we can because I still believe that, you know, it was just a bunch of fucking, they just threw some sand at the towers. Yeah. Now, the reason why I did this, Colin Quinn back in the day had one of the funniest jokes about 9-11. What do you say? He was like everybody, you know, fucking somebody's fucking was a hero. And everyone was like, oh, everyone was talking about like if I would have taken that train or I fucking knew this guy that was in a fucking dog. You know, he's like, fucking.

So, but it's funny because that's exactly what it was. Everyone was going like, oh my God. Oh my God. I've been down there. Or oh my God, I've been to Hoboken and looked at the towers. Oh my God. I've been on that train. Yeah.

Oh my God. I was on that train Tuesday. That could have been me. Or I knew someone who used to work there, or I had a friend who knows a friend who was in towers at that time. So everyone wants to be connected to it. Everyone wanted to be connected to it. It's weird, right? Yeah.

The people who wanted to be connected to it to most were the Arabs directly. It's just what here. So we have the control demolition of the Twin Towers, which they say that they pre-planted explosive, brought down the World Trade Center instead of the airplane impacts in Jeff Fuel Fires. That one, I don't think. I don't, I don't think. I don't think. I don't think of that one. What do you think happened on that? What I think fucking happened is that I think that the Middle East, as always, I think that, I think that Arabic people just at that point didn't like us as much as they like us now.

And I think that they just fucking threw some sand to the towers. Yeah, because they threw sandstorm into the towers. And that's really we can reverse engineer anything we want. But I think you have two things. You had sand. You had the wind and you had planes and they threw the sand into the tower. You had the elements needed for that type of situation. That's what it is, guy.

You had sand and a bomb went off. If you put that on a blackboard and you say, Islamic fundamentalists plus sand, plus wind, plus plane, it's always going to equal some type of building going on fire. On fire. Yeah, it's what it is. So that one, then they said World Trade Center, Building 7 demolition. Building 7 was intentionally brought down with explosives after the main towers,

despite not being hit by plane. That one I could agree with because that one didn't get touched at all. And that I didn't know about. I thought debris from planes hit it and knocked it down. But why did seven come down? Well, yeah, the thing about Building 7 is that it actually was brought down by controlled demolition. That's the little wrinkle in the whole thing. So why did they do that, though?

Well, that's what makes 9-11 so interesting because there was a lot of government offices in there. There's so much around 9-11. Because when did Building 7 come down? Did it come down on 9-11? It came down all three buildings. No, but like a few hours. after one and two? Like, were they just saying like, why did it another building come?

It collapsed at 520. It collapsed because the primary focal... Wait, but what? Fires. They all collapsed because of fires. So they're saying the 47-story skyscraper across from the World Trade Center cause, okay, no water from the sprinklers, okay. I understand all that.

Fire. Due to uncontrolled fire-and-do structural failure. But where was it on fire if it didn't get hit? Well, it was on fire. some debris lit on fire, whatever. That's the claim. There is footage that there's fires down there. Oh, there is.

Okay, okay. But here's the thing. Here's the thing. If you're an alien, you just come to the planet and you ask me about 9-11. I'll tell you that, I'll tell you, I go, I was like, we've never had, and I'll just, this is just facts, right? We've never had a steel-framed skyscraper collapse in the history of the world. Just, does it never happen? It's never happened.

There has been many, one in Madrid, that burned for like 19 hours. It didn't collapse. We've never had a steel-framed skyscraper in the world. the history of the world collapsed from fire. Never happened, right? Except for, on one day, we had three. And they just so happened to fall as close to free fall speed as you can get. Meaning there doesn't seem to be a lot of resistance.

And they fell neatly down. So that also doesn't. That's just true. Visually, it looks like what a controlled demolition would look like visually. Now, I'm no scientist. Well, but didn't they say that they built those to fall that way? but why would you build something to fall that way? Well, they built the towers for it to be hit by a plane.

So they had that in mind when they built it. What do you mean? They built it for the safety of if a plane actually hits it, it's reinforced. The way it was built is it had steel reinforcement all the way out. So then theoretically it could have fallen that way. It was built to withstand a plane, what was it, a 707 hitting it, or a 747 hitting it? It was built.

Which is what that was, right? Huh? That's what hit it. Close to it. It would be a little bigger or whatever. And so what they claimed, so I'm just going to state the facts. They claim that the plane hitting the towers shook the fireproofing off of the steel. And then the fire, the heat from the fire melted the steel and they caved.

Very possible. Officially they did an investigation of it. They said that's what happened. So it is what happened. Right. But then you see some suspicious stuff like the put options the day or two before. where a lot of people made a lot of money on it. You see that Larry Silverstein had just renegotiated his insurance policy.

Like, right? He just bought it right before that. And he renegotiated his insurance policy to make each tower its own event. So there's stuff you got like a co-winky dink. It's just a coincidence where you see these coincidences. It's just if you're a pattern reading guy, you go, this is just a whole bunch of coincidences happening at the same time. even just finding the

even finding the passport right so this was a plane that was incinerated in fire into the building the whole thing just exploded um and everything burned but a paper passport just floated out of the hijacker nonetheless right it could have been just a random

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So then it says the Pentagon missile theory that the U.S. shot a missile at the Pentagon and it wasn't the American. Airlines fight that went into it. Well, when you look at the footage that they released, I mean, you just don't see a plane, so that's what's funny about that. There is no plane. They're like, we're going to release the footage. And they released the footage of, by the way, the most

surveilled building in the country. Right. It's where the military is. So there's cameras everywhere. But for some reason, we don't have one, we don't have one camera angle. Right. Of the plane. This is what they show. That's all they show. That's all they show

is a fireball. And it just conveniently cuts to the fireball. Right. See, the secret video of plane hitting Pentagon, but yeah. Yeah, and they claim like, yeah, I mean, so they showed us this one angle, and if you watch it in full motion, you don't see anything going in.

You just see, it cuts to a fireball. Right. So, the conspiracies don't fall out of the sky. And so we got that one. And then the next one is military stand down order, suggest that top government or military leaders order to defend systems not to intercept the

hijacked airlines. So that's also something that did happen that day. Right. Right. So that day, the military was simulating, was simulating terrorists hijacking planes to use as weapons to fly them into buildings. So that's another coincidence. So what happened was when the calls came in, the military goes, wait, what? Is this real world or simulation? Because we just so happen to be doing these same drills right now. Right. So we're confused. Right. Right. And so there's a lot of lot of interesting things. Yeah. And then you hear Condoleezza Rice go, nobody ever conceived. We would

have never conceived that they would have used planes. But then you realize that they were training for it. They were training for it on the fucking day that it happened at the time that it happened. Then they said remote control airplanes state that commercial airlines were fitted with remote control technology and piloted from the ground rather than by human hijackers. Well, that one just doesn't seem to be, that seems to go a little too far. Then we got a Mossad false flag operation alleges that Israeli intelligence carried out the attacks to trick the U.S. into fighting wars in the Middle East. What do you say to that one? So that one I've thoroughly looked into out of curiosity.

Okay. So it seems like it's possible that the Mossad, like they were definitely tracking those guys. For sure. They were for sure tracking those guys. So these guys who hijacked the planes, they were known guys. These guys were pros. They weren't in the farm system. They were known to the intelligence agencies.

They got called out. known to the Massad, they were known to the CIA, they were not, I mean, when a Muslim guy shows up and starts taking flight lessons, you're gonna watch him. Like they were, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's like, oh, you want to be a pilot? Why? So they, you know, they were, these guys were all known, like who they were, they were all known. So, we just don't know, like, how much they knew before. There is some evidence that they tried to warn us of something imminent. Right. you know, who knows? But that's not as,

there's not, that's not, that's not as suspicious as some of this other stuff. I mean, the dances, dancing Israelis with this woman, saw these Israeli guys, celebrating and, uh, watching the towers. In New York.

Uh, was it Jersey? I think it was Jersey. Across the river. She reported them to the FBI. The FBI arrested those guys. Okay. They were in a van. They were movers.

Now, this is a very interesting story. It's an uncomfortable, very interesting story. So they were movers, right? Okay. One of them was at some point either Mossad or military, whatever. They were movers, and then they were interrogated by the FBI for months and then released, and then the moving company that they worked for just kind of disappeared. Right, right.

So, you know, there was a lot of Israeli moving companies for a while. Like Israelis were, like, dominating the moving company industry. Israelis that were doing the moving. So yeah, the FBI and U.S. counterintelligence community conducted a thorough investigation into the men. Investigators officially concluded that none of the men had prior knowledge of 9-11. And after being detained and interrogated, given polygraph tests, the men were cleared deported back to Israel. Right. So it doesn't seem like they had enough evidence or whatever. Right. They might have just been like going, they knew it was baby Muslim terrorists and they were going, now they're going to know what we're going through or whatever. I mean, we're definitely

ended up doing things that Israel wanted. Sure. Let's go into Iraq. Let's go into Afghanistan. Israel really does like this stuff. They do, yeah. They just are into it. They just do. They do. They do. It does serve what they want. And it is kind of becoming clear to me now as an adult where it's like the U.S., I guess because we're with Israel too. Like, we're about war. We're like China. I can see why other countries would want to work with China over us because China doesn't want war. Their business is not war right now. But I mean, they do build up, build up their military. They do threaten Taiwan constantly. They do push where their military drills run.

But they're not in 100 wars. No, they're not. They're not in 100 wars. So the other thing is for knowledge and insider trading, which you said, claiming that well, the insiders knew about the attacks before and made millions through suspicious short selling of airline stocks. So that one, you, that's a cool thing. That just happened. I like to this, I like to stick to the stuff that happened and not

make any theories about anything. Like, I don't, I don't, once people start going, this is what happened. I think you can't, that's not what the evidence says. Right. The evidence just says these suspicious things happen. So then I can't theorize based on that who did it or whatever. But Building 7 coming down the way it came down from fires, yeah, it's suspicious. The way it fell, it's suspicious.

So it says United Airlines stock on September 6, 2001 put option volume surged, put option volume surge to nearly 100 times its daily average, reaching over 2,000 contracts versus just 27 on the prior day. So somebody knew. Jesse, you're a man of stock. Somebody knew. Would you say somebody had to know? Absolutely. Not a, yeah. You see that spike in the puts?

Yeah. As puts, meaning it's going to go down. Exactly. So somebody knew. You don't put that amount of money on puts options unless you know you're going to make a lot of money. Especially on an airline stock. I mean, what would there be another explanation with something going on with United Airlines or were they threatening? I don't know.

A couple days before. Yeah. I'm just saying it's a coincidence. And United Airlines were some of the one they got hijacked, right? Exactly. And, no, it was American Airlines. American Airlines, sorry. But United Airlines is the one who's, but also United, American Airlines, I'm sorry, both of them, both of them.

Both of them. Isn't that a coincidence? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't that interesting? Abnormals, six to one ratio betting heavily on a price. So wait, oh yeah, a put is, it's going to go down. Now, when you're surveilling these guys, right, you're watching their every movement. So, like, you know, they definitely, Muhammad got on that plane.

There's footage of him getting on a plane. but somebody knew or highly suspected Who knows? Maybe a guy was like, I just want to make a lot of money. Maybe he's like, I'm not going to say, I'm not going to report this. Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? And then we went and we did some things after that that were like kind of like, what?

Right. These guys were Saudi, but we're going to Afghanistan. What the fuck's going on? Yeah. So false flags of, you know, we've done it before. I mean, you know, we did it with the Gulf of Tonkin. Hitler did it in Poland. I mean, it's just you want to galvanize support and you have military objectives.

You got to convince your population that it's worth it. They're saying another thing was no planes, that it's all holograms, that televised plane crashes were visual hallucination. So I don't believe that one. Nick can buy that one. And then the last one is let it happen on purpose. LIHOP, LIHOP argues that the U.S. government had advanced warning of the plot and intentionally allowed it to succeed to justify

future military invention. So that makes the putstock. That makes a lot of sense. And that makes the putstock one. That one makes a lot of sense. And a lot of times what people do is they go Israel, Israel, Israel, but they don't, they do that kind of victim thing with the United States. Like, we don't know what's going on.

It's not our objectives too. Right. So they just, it's like the two, there's a worldview, right? Right. And there's also religion and stuff. Right. You know, and sometimes, you know, they, you know, it's like we got to do certain things. Right.

And it's like, you know, it's like one, one hand washes the other. Right. So it's like we're in it together. Right. Right. So who knows. But yeah, it's very. Now look at the Larry Silverstein one's very interesting too.

And then he gives an interview where he goes, that's when we decided to pull it. Right. And you're going, pull it is the slang for demolition. Yeah. So he slipped up because he's an old man. I think he's still alive. I think he's like 100. Yeah.

Yeah. And so, yeah, you can break this down, but like what, you know. He may not even know, dude. I don't think so. Yeah, he wasn't even really president. You don't think so. No, George Bush was like putting you in office. Yeah.

It was just a fun guy who drank beer and liked to throw the first pitch out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just... Yeah, the guy's behind him, Donald's Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney. Those were the president. Yeah, yeah, but it was fun to have Bushy in there for a little bit. The guy had a lot of charisma, they said, just throw this fucking guy in front of his screen. Yeah. So we can create a new world order in the Middle East.

Yeah, it's just what is. Yeah, George Bush goes, watch me hit this tea. Yeah, bang! Yeah, yeah. Yeah, this kid had no idea what was going on. Yeah, it was fun. Look at Wolfowitz, these guys, they were... Who's Wolfowitz?

Wolfowitz. That's the guy with the glasses? Who was he the deputy, uh, uh, Under Rumsfeld, yeah, Wolfowitz was under Rumsfeld. So that's just what it was. What was the project for New America? Something like that. They had written, this was a whole think tank, preconceived strategy that they wanted to execute.

And 9-11 coincidentally allowed them to execute it. Gave them the excuse to execute it. And for the last 25 years, they've been making a lot of money in the Middle East, probably, right? These war contractors and all that. Oh, my God, yeah. Because we weren't really heavy in the Middle East like that. You know, I mean, I know the Gulf War, but it was kind of, we weren't really fucking with that.

I'll tell you one thing. You know, sometimes you talk to people who were there and stuff. So I had this first guy, this landscaper guy was a, this guy was 6-6, white guy. Six-six, landscaper? He was a carpenter landscaper. Okay. He put my stairs in and he also did landscape. In the new house?

Yeah. Yeah. Big fucking guy. White guy, big guy. Six-six-six-five, right? Tough guy. He was so big, it made me uncomfortable. Like, I just wanted to say yes to whatever his number was.

Right, yeah, yeah. Like that. So he was a former, he's former military and he was over there. Right. And he said, he goes, look, I'm not telling you, I don't know anything. He was like, I was a military guy, I was there.

He was like, I'll tell you what we did. He goes, and he goes, this is just what happened. He goes, I'm just telling you what happened. Yeah, he's just reporting fact. He's a report in fact. He goes, we would go on these runs at night in the desert where we would dump artillery. We just dump artillery.

What does that mean? Like, you let your bombs off. Yeah, they just go into, they'd go in like an open desert and just dump artillery. Okay. His bombs, just boom, boom, boom. What's the point of that? You keep the gravy train moving.

You, we need to make new weapons, right? So the contractors go, oh, you need, oh, the government needs another 6,000 missiles. Right. Because the government's relying on the contractor to make the things, right? So then the government always goes, oh, we're low on missiles, you know, and these people jump from the private sector to the public sector, back to the private sector, back to the public. That's how the government works. It's, you know, there's corruption in that way.

So I don't know. That's what he told me. Right. He said, we'd go on these night runs and we dump artillery. That's it. So the military industrial complex that Eisenhower warned about, it has to constantly be in motion. There has to be war for there to be a demand for their product. Right.

So that's what I'm saying. But that's where the difference is with China is. They don't seem like they are deeply into the military industrial complex as we are. They got a different set of circumstances. A different set of circumstances. A different set of certain. But it's not war. They have a massive military buildup that's concerned.

Do you think that we can get out of the military industrial complex at this point or we're in too deep? The military industrial complex, in my opinion, is probably the biggest threat to world peace. It's the biggest thing I think you can. And wear the face of it. I think you can critique America, all this other bullshit, you know. It's what Eisenhower warned about has not been addressed. It has not been addressed. It has been fixed.

Too many people are making too much money. And we sell weapon. not only do we make the weapons for ourselves to go to war, we're selling weapons to fucking everyone. And that's even to our enemies. To do to, yeah, it's crazy because it is money to be made. So it's like, people just don't know. People just don't know enough. They go, oh, we're giving all this money to Israel. Bro, we're also giving the money to Egypt and Jordan and Saudi Arabia. We're arming everyone. Right. Because we just make money off it. Right. Israel is not the only country. It's by far we give the most.

Right. But we arm it's fucking. neighbors and then they fight with each other. Nobody had a better joke than Bill Hicks when he goes, he throws the gun. He goes, pick up the gun. Remember that joke, Jess? I mean, it's just, it was a gray. It was, you know, what do you say? He goes, what does he say?

Like, we gave him the gun and we throw it, and then we pointed out of him and we go pick up the gun. So he's basically, we create the problem. Right. And then fund the solution. Right, right, right. Right. That's essentially what it is. What it is. Yeah. It's just 100% fucking true. It's just true. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's just what it is.

Once we had the military builder from World War II, it helped our economy so much. Like we became a power. Like the military industry became such a powerhouse. It's hard to just shut that off. And it's hard, too, because like we said on the Patreon episode, that nobody's the victim, everybody's a hero in their own story. These people. Because you're a hero in my story.

Thank you guys. I appreciate it. I feel like a hero with my haircut. Why did you say guys? I only said it. So why did you say guys? I got a few people talking in my ear. I got a few people going on right now.

It was either that or it felt so good for me to say that. It just naturally had the reaction. You got nervous and you called me guys. Either that or now you're strictly progressive and my pronouns to you are they. They. Because you just called me plural, guys. It's just what it is.

And I just feel like these people at the top, these leaders of the government, they probably all think that they're doing this for world peace and to protect America. But they're not doing it to make money, and that's not okay with me. What are you going to do about it? That's not a...

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Yeah, it's just one thing. Which is a very healthy thing. It's not, I'm not criticizing, I'm saying that is, imagine if people cared less. Yeah. How great that would be. Yeah, I really honestly don't care at all. Yeah. You like, guys, have fun. Because listen, I'm trying to find a way to wiggle out of this mat right, because it's all okay, right?

Yeah, it's all okay, it's fine, dude. It's okay. It's okay. You had a one and four hundred and ten trillion chances of even being alive. Just have fun. You're taking the spin around. It's totally fine. Look, everyone's got different cultures.

People enjoy different things. And it's fine because there's going to be a heaven for all people, for them enjoy what they want. And it's fine. Yeah. Because I know, listen, let's be honest, if a Chinese guy is a good guy, and he goes to heaven, he's not going to want to go to my heaven. No.

He's not going to want to peruse museums, listen to classical music in the morning, have a coffee with oat milk, otherwise known as a doctor. He's not going to want to do that. No. He's not going to want to philosophically inquire. He's not going to want to talk about metanoia. He's going to want to be perpetually at a... That's what it is.

And that's okay. Yeah. That's fine, no? That's fine. That's what he wants. A black guy's heaven, the God's going to be wearing Jordans. And that's fine. Chris White Jordan's. It's no problem.

That is absolutely okay. Your God is going to have on fish net stockings. That's what you want. That is fine. It's okay. Like you just have to accept it. It's fine. Everything is okay. If you're a Muslim guy and you go to heaven or whatever, there will be women there. Right. They will be perpetually virgins. They'll be covered. It's fine. It's what it is. It's totally okay. Jeffey's heaven is going to have three piles. It's going to have three things.

It's going to have a pile of clay. They could sculpt a pile of tangerines to fuel himself and in elliptical so he doesn't hurt his knees. It's just going to be completely okay. That's what it is. There's nothing wrong with that. Nick is just going to see cargo shorts and wrestlers for days. For days, it's never going to end. It's going to be WrestleMania every night.

Every night for Nick. It's okay. It's totally fine, guys. Jesse's heaven is going to get up there and he's going to say, guys, I'm happy to be here as long as there's nothing new. Yeah, that's just what it. Can you promise me a routine? I need a routine. What time can I wake up? Can I make my smoothie? Can it be the same smoothie every day? Can I have the same salad? Can I have one tangerine for dessert? Yeah. And can I fiddle? I need to fiddle. Is there a clay for me to fiddle with? Are there an endless supply of other people's boat shoes available on the street? Yeah. As long. And they're going to say, yes, it's fun. Of course, it's your heaven. And we also have an endless supply of athletes' foot powder to solve the problem of other.

people's used boat shoes. That's what it is. And it's just your heaven and it's fine. And our wives heaven is just going to be very simply it's just going to be a place without us. It's just that's okay. That's what they want. They just say we just don't want them with us. It's okay. That's okay. It's all okay.

Everybody's doing good. Everyone, it's just I want you to know at the end of the day it's okay. Yeah. You're okay. You're going to get your heaven. You're going to get your way. We all have different likes. We're all different. Like Chris says, we're all different slices at the same No, we're all different bees in the same hive. And it's okay.

We all going to have our own honeycomb, and it's just going to be what you like. It's just what it is, baby. It's totally fine. Let them do it. Let them do it. It's okay. I'm not going to judge them, okay? Let them do it.

Maritania still has slavery. I believe all cultures are equal, and I think that's okay for them. For us, I'm not into it, but it's because I'm into different things. It's fine. It's okay. Let them do it. A Muslim guy gets to have it. and then he goes up there and it's like you go up on this like big building go all the way to the top of a beautiful skyscraper and what do you have there you have 10 gay guys sitting on the legend could throw him off that's right

now listen that's what it is that's a Muslim heaven that's not my heaven I don't want that yeah look Milo Yopinopoulos is now Muslim it happened in one day and it's okay it's totally fine they're going to show him around the joint he went to a mosque he took pictures he posted him on social media they're showing him around the joint I just have one recommendation from Milo when they say to you want to see the roof I'd say no I'm line at the second floor. Don't go see the roof. Don't go see the roof. Stay, just say, guys, I want to see the first floor.

Yeah. And that's it. It's just what it is. It's okay. It's fine. We all got different heavens. We all got different things we want. And again, we're not here to judge you.

God will judge. We don't judge. No, we don't judge. We don't judge. Because what did Matthew say? Repeat it again. What did Matthew said that the measure by which, how you measure you will be measured, something like that.

Yeah, so it's basically like that. Don't judge anybody because you will therefore be judged. That's essentially what it is. You kind of see it play out in real time. Even in the earthly domain, you don't even have to go to heaven to see this. You see it on social media when somebody starts trying to cancel someone else. The light gets illuminated on them and then their life falls apart. It's just how it works.

It's just how it works. You don't even have to get so cosmic to see that one play out. It's just kind of karma. It's like some people call it karma. Some people, because I think the warning in Matthew was more just like not even judge be judge. It was more like whatever energy you put out, that energy will consume you as well. And I don't think there's a better example of that. And I don't even feel guilty talking about it.

No. But Perez Hilton, I mean, that is something where you go, wow. Yeah. This guy built his whole career on humiliation and judgment. And then at the end, you know, when that goes away, what happens? That energy gets turned inward. Yeah, the kid, unfortunately. That merciless days that by which he saw everyone else turns on himself.

Right. Because that's the habits he built. That's the thinking he encompassed. That's a spiritual world he inhabited. Right. And when the attention ran out, it had nowhere to go. And it turned around on him. And the kids started cutting himself on a live stream.

Yeah. It's just what happens when you live in the distortion. The devil's distortion is where you live. Nick, and you know what? Nick's done a good job of shielding himself from the devil. Nick has not been taken in by the devil, right? No, Nick has not. Nick, when you go to heaven because they're going to have so much.

weed. I mean, so much weed. Yeah. When the gays go to... Yeah. I already have Washington Square Park for that, though. That's true. You got that, yeah. Yeah, Nick's just going to have, it's going to be endless supply of orange shoes. Yeah. For Nick. So, can we go look at Larry Silverstein? Yeah, I want to see what Larry Silverstein. This is also an interesting one that you'll find interesting.

Larry Silverstein. Well, yeah, even before that, just when he purchased it right before, I mean, it's like really interesting. We can watch a pull it first. So this is where conspiracy theories, a lot of them emanate from, is... Info Wars? World Trade Center 7 had always been considered the starting point for rebuilding. Located north of the slurry wall, 7 had been cleared faster than the rest of the site. My life is my half years. I worked down.

Did 9-11 disaster relief? So would you see, like, just smoke? I didn't, no, I worked with the people to, you know, giving assistance. But you were there. Like you Like you Like you Oh

Allowing occupants to evacuate First of all Can you pause it? How funny is it that it's Kevin Spacey Narrating it Yeah Kevin Spacey Yes

That is funny Can you can you pause it a second Just while he was doing the voiceover He just was grabbing a young guy's dick Yeah And they were going Kevin come on come on Just focus and he's like Just get these young dicks out of here

Yeah I gotta grab them Yeah He did They were not sure they're going to be able to contain the fire. I said, you know, we've had such terrible loss of life. Maybe this is one of the things to do is pull it. And they made that decision to pull.

And then we watched the building. I mean, he says it. It's so wild. Wait a second. Wait a second. What does that mean? What did he mean by that? Pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up what the jargon is for pull it in the demolition world.

Yeah. This is the craziest thing. It's so crazy. So how come that's not, because that's the thing is like what they say is they'll just put it out there in plain sight, right? Hiding in planes. He just said that. In demolition, the phrase pullet describes a mechanical technique used to pull down a building structure that refers to heavily misodiced quote. It's a heavily misunderstood quote.

But yeah, sure it is. Wow. Yeah, the official is that it's a misunderstood quote. You heard the whole sentence of what he said. Yeah, go down a little bit, the 9-11 pull-it misunderstanding. with Larry Silverstein, smartest thing to do, pull it meaning pulling the remaining

firefighters out of the building to save their lives. Right. Oh. Right. That's what you say. Pull it when you're talking about the firefighters. You call the firefighters it. Right.

You want to call them it. That's their pronoun is it. Pull it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

It's really easy to just, you know, If you don't, people just don't have any power or whatever, you just deal with it. Yeah, I think that's the thing too. It's like, so we can debate this and go on, but nothing's going to change. So what do you feel like you're going to get to? That's no point. You just have to say things like, it's not okay with me.

It's not okay with me. It's all you can really do. Yeah, that's the name of the episode. It's not okay with me. It's the name of the episode. And you're absolutely right. 9-11, it's not okay with me. It is very, can you think of anything funnier than the guy going on a documentary and actually

saying what happened. And then they still go, that's not what happened. That's not what happened. And you go, but wait a second, not only did he say it, we watched it. Yeah.

So we have video evidence of it just coming down at free fall speed. And people are also just crazy. Like I was listening to, I think it was Hot 97 or 1051 this morning on the way in. And they were like,

DJ was like doing a drop. And he was like, yo, this Friday, we party in, you know, Atlantic City. We got a celebration, 9-11, 25 years. And it's Friday. It fell on a Friday, y'all.

And I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah. What the hell? And that's what he said. And he was like, if yo fell out of Friday this year, y'all. And I was like, what?

Happy 9-11, everybody. Yeah, he literally said that. Guys. I was like, okay. And then I saw like some Italian deli who's doing like a freaking 9-11 honor sandwich, like two meatball heroes with garlic knots. Yeah. It's just like, what are people doing?

Yeah. Celebrating. Guys, this Friday night, I want you to come down to club shine. It's 9-11 night. Firefighters get in free. Bring your packs. and bring your gear. We're going to be throwing women off the top step.

We're going to have an inferno on the dance floor and making people choose between to burn or to jump. Yeah, it's just... It's just like, what are people... When I heard that this morning, I was like, huh? Who greenlit that? But people just don't care anymore. Yeah, I think...

They're like celebrating 25 years. Yeah. Yeah, even... It happens to all of us. I remember I like, I texted my manager. I was like, hey, can I get on it? Because they're doing like a big show at MSG this weekend for 9-11 disaster relief and all and stuff.

And I was like, oh, can I get on the show? And then I was like, what am I doing? Why am I trying to get on this fucking show? And I was like, yeah, yeah, can you get me on? It's at the garden. And then I'm like, what? It's just weird. It's like, I mean, not that I would go on it if they asked me, but I'm like, why am I

trying to vie to get on this thing? It's very strange behavior. Well, it's probably a good show. I'm sure it's a good show, but I'm just saying it's very strange behavior to me where we're like celebrating, not celebrating 9-11, but it's like this DJ was making it seem like it was a holiday. Yeah. It's like Halloween's falling on the weekend.

Let's celebrate. Yeah. Is it officially a holiday or a day of remembrance? How do we, it's not? Do kids go to school Friday? Yeah, like so, right? Yeah. Can you barbecue?

Yeah. That's the question. American, can you? That's true. Good point. I, you know, and I've said this in my joke, the only thing on 9-11 is I will need hummus. I won't do that. I just, that's my stand against.

Is I won't, if any hummus? Do you still do the where you don't master baby? for a day in honor of... 100% for people lost their lives? I never do that. From 1201 on 9-11 to 1201 on 9-12,

I do not mess right now. It's going to be tough for me because I'm going to be on set with Matt Rive, so I'm definitely going to be horny. It's going to be tough. Yeah. It's going to be really... How do I get out of the movie?

Do you just learn the lines and do it? It's just a couple days. I got one see yet, but it's long. It's because you never know. It's good to have this experience because then I think you're either going to love it and want to do more of it or you're going to do it and be like,

I didn't want to, I don't want to say, so you just got to experience. It's just, this is the first movie you're doing. This is the first movie. Can you just enjoy it? I've done one. I did a small part in New York. I did a small part in New York. No, I did a small part in a movie in New York.

Which movie? It was called Ode to Joy. Ode to Joy. Where the hell? What did you play in it? I think my scene, I think my thing was like Staten Island Meathead. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's kind of. This is what I was in.

Yeah. Yeah, there it is. See? I'm in the cast. Yeah, I was about to ask, were you a cop of fire. firefighter or a guy from Staten Island. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See, yeah, there's my stupid faces in there.

Can you do Chris DeStefano? I don't think I'm in the trailer, though. Yeah, go Christa Stefano, Joy movie. See if there's a scene that comes out. Oh, to Joy, Cristus' Stefano. Yeah, I don't think I've ever even seen the movie. I don't even know if I made the movie. But that's interesting.

In the cast, I'm in, I'm third in the thing. And I was, I wasn't, I had like one scene. Well, you probably have more followers than anyone in the movie. So they want to put you up there. No, no, no, go videos. go, well first get the Chris and Stephano right. Yeah, that's it, that's it, yeah.

And then go to videos. Yeah, try videos. Not short videos, try videos. Videos. See where it says that. Yep. I don't know. No.

I mean, I never heard of this one. Go back, go back up a little bit, Jess. Go back up to the top. Try that one. Maybe I am in the trailer. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see if it's even a movie you guys would enjoy.

It's crazy what movies like there used to be a day where there was, you didn't hear, you heard of every movie that came out. Right. I never even heard of this movie. What year was this? Dude, I don't even remember. I never heard of it either.

Love, joy. I never met any of these people. Oh, Jake Lacey. Yeah, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's fun, yeah. He's also in the original office. Martin Freeman is his name. He's a big actor. Yeah.

I pass out anytime I feel. Strong emotion is. Yes. Oh. In my case, it's mainly joy. Don't you want to fall in love? I need to be careful. I need to put a second.

There are certain Hollywood tropes that are constant. Every movie is going to have two white guys either shooting hoop talking about the romance interest, handball, tennis. There's just a scene where two guys and the actors never played hoops. So they're just like, like Philip Seymour Hoffman, just launching it. You always have that. And then you'll always have a black judge or a black cop. Have you noticed that?

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wait. Go back to that. scene, Jess, outside. This is the scene that I was in, though. Let's see. Yeah. This is where I shot the scene. That's brand-up.

Well, eventually him, right? Because, okay, because I throw him over that, that my scene is I throw him over that rally. Could be here? Try, yeah, try that, yeah. Happy, I can't do that. He bumps into me. And then I throw them over the railing.

Gotta stick your neck out sometime. Life will pass you right by. You can't keep yourself from minutes. Sounds like my chat GPT. She's a smoke show. They're not back to all. On three minute. Chris the Steppenham.

No, I literally have one scene. No. He did have a mental. I didn't make the trailer. But my... How did you enjoy it? So what happened was, I remember, I remember the day, first of all, they had me wear a, like a sleeveless shirt, and I was very

embarrassed about my body, and I didn't feel comfortable in it. But I remember they saw me, my scene was, he bumps into me, and we get into a fight, and I push him, and I throw him over the railing on the, what is it, the what? The promenade, yep. And so he's, like, rigged and all this stuff. So they're like, you know, I did the line, whatever. And then the director was like, improv a couple, whatever. And then one of the lines, I remember I threw him over and I threw him over and I was like,

you fucking Hobbit. And they were like, you can't name the movie that he's the actor. But Martin Freeman, when they were dragging him up, he was like, did you just call me the Hobbit?

I remember he was laughing on the thing. And then he was like, oh, we can't keep that. He was like, it kind of makes sense of my character. And the director was like,

no, we can't acknowledge the other movie. But Martin was like, I thought that was really funny. That's what I remember from the movie. And so when you throw him over the rail, because you would die if you were thrown over the room.

Then, you know, he's rigged in this thing for the scene, but he's hanging on. Yeah. Something. And then I believe that guy, Jake Lacey, like, gets him up. Got it. So it's like, it's one of those. Why did the cop throw him over? No, he bumped into me and then I...

Oh, you were just, you weren't a cop, you were just a guy. I was just a guy. I think my, I think my, my, my scene was, character was called Staten Island Meathead. Yeah. I want to see it because I know in the, in the, in the, on camera, you look fucking jack. I don't, though. Not in this. Now?

I looked. I don't. I look like a loaf of bread. Really? And I have tan la, and I have sunburn up to my arms. Yeah. It was,

it was, it was, it was a version of me. It was this me. It was this version of me where I just was fucking out. I mean, it was that version of me where I was bad. You were a little bigger. That was bad. Yeah. Yeah.

Still a good looking guy. Still a good looking guy. So how was the experience? Did you enjoy it? I did. I remember enjoying it, but I remember enjoying it because it was, I was home.

I think the thing that we're now is going, away even for two or three days, I'm just a little worried about, you know, I'm just a little worried about my, I guess, not worried, I guess it's the wrong word. I guess because, yeah, because I've never done it. It's like a newness sometimes, but I know about me now what my struggle is, what my thing is, is I get nervous about something. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. But then I do it, and then I'm very happy that I did it. So I think it's just all part of my, you know, process. It's just kind of complaining to myself or others about, I don't want to do this, I want to do this, but then when I'm in it,

I just don't feel any nerves and I just do it and I'm happy I did it. So I push through now. Some people have the Stanislovsky method. Which is why. Some people have, you know, acting methods. Some people have method acting where they stay in the character the whole time.

There is the Christopheppano method. Yeah. You complain about having to do it right up until you do it. Yeah. And the director goes, nailed it. Nailed it.

And then you develop your own school where people before they have to do it, go, I don't want to do this, I don't want to go. I don't want to go. And then they fucking nail it. And then they nail it. And the problem with this one is going to be,

I'm going to think that I'm done. And they're going to call me and say, ready for your next scene. I'm going to say, well, I'm in Queens. I drove home. All right, guys. Well, that was our 9-11 episode. You know, if you're going out to the club tomorrow night, please enjoy your 9-11.

You know, drink specials. Don't forget to celebrate. It fell on a Friday night. So fucking congrats to you. I mean, if you're a scumbagged that it's celebrating 9-11, I fucking hope the sand gets you next. Well, let's be honest. 11 is really in the eye

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You're going to directs for that. Every time Yanni says Shroud, I put another Sharpie in my ass. We're going to Drexer that. Okay. If Q-Tips are external use, why do they feel so good in my ass? We're going to keep that with around. Yep. Lord of the Landscapers, Genghis won. Definitely keeping that one around.

Okay, so we got four. Yeah. We have my Lada 14 shirt is now a glue rag. Ernest goes to Gaza. If Q-tips are external use only, why do they feel so good in my ass? Or Lord of the Landscapers, Gengis won. Okay. I have a favorite.

This is a, for me, I have a favorite. Let's hear. They're all good. You know, oh, this is a week list, but actually it's not. My favorite is Genghis Wan. Gangus Wan? Lord of the Landscaper's Genghis Wan? What do you guys think?

I really liked Ernest Goes to Gaza, but I feel like it's an old reference, so. Yeah. Okay, so we'll get that one out. And then the glue rag is hilarious. That is, but it's inside. It's inside. All right. Nick, what do you like?

Yeah, I like that one too. Gengis Juan? Yeah. All right. Yeah. What do you think? I think that Q-tips on. only external, but they feel so good in my ass, are good. I think a lot of 14 shirts good.

The reason why I like Genghis Wan is because even Lord of the Landscapers, it's just funny to me. It feels more original. Yes. So I think go to History.ionizesback.com. You are the PPW, the pseudo-penus of the week. Lord of the Landscapers, Gengis Wan, you are the winner.