History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - Awkward with Matan

Episode Date: May 13, 2025

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O'Henry, O'Henry. You wanna do it? Yeah, okay. Can you move a little further that way? In front of your big gulp? No. I know you won't be in the camera. That's fine.

You see on camera? He's, yeah, I got. He's the only one who you see. I'm not gonna be doing any talking on the show. All right. Okay. All right. We can't see you at all.

That's fine, that's what he wants. That's what he wants? Yeah. I got a little PC now. I got like happier face. Okay. What's up everybody. Welcome to another episode of History Hyenas. We're here with Mario Andretti and his Make-A-Wish friend, Vyral Flooring.

His name is Vyral. Yeah, it's true. That's what I wanted to do it. We're here with Matan. He's from a foreign country. He's from a, I think he's from, uh, I think he, he's from, we don't know. We know he's from California. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. He could be a spy of some sort. We like him. We like, we like him. He's got wild energy. Yeah. And, uh, he wears that jacket every day.

Which I like about that. That's very like, it's like a, he's like a Hasidic Jew like that. Yeah. You know, it's funny is we did his podcast and their outfits are exactly the same. It's almost like, uh, no time has passed. Yes. Yeah. And I like Matan.

Yeah. He's a good guy. Um, his lips are blue. Cause he's drinking a big gulp. Oh, you're sick. So you're drinking medicine. We, we can't hear you at all. Cause you're not on mic, but that's fine.

We got one right here. Here we go. I got this kid's got, got one for you. But he may not not on mic, but that's fine. We got one right here. Here we go. This kid's got one for you. But he may not be on camera, but he is on mic. So we got it all going on in areas. He's cutting up a straw. He's cutting up a straw and that is his manager, Viral Flooring. Viral Flooring.

Viral Flooring. Yeah. Oh, you know what? It's funny because on our Patreon, we've had a couple of people as viral flooring join the Patreon. Yeah, they've joined, they've picked a name, so I guess they're fans of your show. Yeah. I hope that my guys aren't giving you guys money. It's only five bucks.

It's only five bucks. That's way too much for this. It is true. I know. Now we brought you on because we want to talk about the deep relationship you guys have. I know that he's made you a star and I wanted to know where did you discover him? That's right. Yes.

So where did you meet viral flooring? He knows the story better than I do. Yeah, but apparently I don't think he talks. I think he just smirks. He talks a lot. He's gonna be talking a lot today. He does talk a lot today. And we did bring you a straw so you can cut it up because we know you're big on that. Yes. Yeah, and do you want a breakfast or no? We got sweet potato, egg wrap. Maybe for him?

You want somebody? No, okay. Now here's the thing is I heard you say that you're 17, but I heard Emmanuel Lewis, you have that disease and you're actually 46 like Andy Melonakis. No, no. I'm just really... Is that from the notes from viral flooring today? He told us to talk about that. Viral flooring, not vinyl.

I'm sorry. I have a list. Yeah, viral. I have a list, but it comes out as viral. I sometimes speak with an Asian accent. Vile. It's hard. Ours are hard for me.

We just did an episode about the trade war with China. Yeah. Are you okay with the tariffs happening and all that? How do you, how do you feel about it? No one he knows better than me. Let's see. Yeah. What do you think about the tariffs happening?

They're good. Yeah. Yeah. How are they going to affect Romy people? There you go. I respect it. I respect it. You might want to turn his mic down.

He's being a little loud. Loud. Very loud today. What, um, you have very good, uh, hair. I like your hair a lot. to turn his mic down. He's being a little loud. Loud, very loud today. What, you have very good hair. I like your hair a lot. Do you use Perk Plus? No?

Yeah. Once in a while. Once in a while. Were you talking to me or him? You. Oh no, I don't shower. He killed too much time down the drain. Yeah, down the drain. I like that.

Yeah. Drain. That wasn't what I was going for, but yeah, but it works. What about, um, so what about, uh, movies? What movies have you seen lately? No movies, no shower, no brushing teeth, no TV, just business buildings. Right.

So what do you build? Oh, what's the most recent business? Walk around buildings and pretend to work there. Oh, I like that. Asking for change in the lobby Yes, what you did you asked you got some change from some people out here today. So we Show them what we got. Let's see it. Yeah Getting change. Yeah

Now while he gets to change you're adopted. What is it like being having adoptive parents? Do they? Love you Yeah, Not bad. Look, that's real. So you got five, uh, 15, 18, 28 cents. 28. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, and a dollar. Yeah. That wasn't from here. I guess he's just holding on to that. Oh, the ripped dollar. Ripped dollar. There it is. Yeah.

Good for you. There's the other half. Yeah. So yeah, that's, uh, that looks like it's about to be the global economy right there. That's it. That's what it looks like on the table. Do you have your money invested somewhere? Yeah. You guys? He handles my money for me. Yeah. He puts it into buildings. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. That's probably a safe place for it to be right now in buildings. Yeah. Yeah. I, um, yeah, we're, uh, we were talking

about that a lot today What about blue chew? You use blue chew? You're going to do a, like a decal advertisement with a 17 year old. It's a little weird. Is he 17? I don't think he really is. I really am 17. You're 17?

I was born in 2007. Oh, that's right. That would make you 17. Yeah, I'm 17. So we're history. So history for you would be like, if we about 9-11 would be history for you. Maybe not invest in buildings here. Yeah, right.

You don't want to invest in buildings. Where's the best place to invest in buildings in your opinion? The building, big one. Yeah, where? What country would you go? Yeah, buildings. In buildings. Yeah.

Right, right, right. That's what I would like. Dubai. Dubai, right? Maybe Dubai. That's what I would like, yeah. Dubai. Dubai, right? Maybe Dubai, that would be a good one. Yeah. Yeah. So, but now you've been in New York for a week, we saw you last week.

Yeah. And now you go back to, where's home? Los Angeles. And you go back to Los Angeles? Yeah. And then, what did you- How did you get such an OC accent, like a very California accent like that. How does he, how did he get that accent?

Are you feeling better? No. No. What do you feel? What are the symptoms? Oh, my throat hurts. I have a fever, coughing. Yeah. But you came anyway and we appreciate that.

Yeah. I didn't want to cancel. Because business always, right? I got business and I got, I was right. I made some money. Right. And you fly, you're going to have to fly home five, six hours now. Yeah, I didn't want to cancel. Because business always, right? Business, and I got, I was right, I made some money. Right. And you fly, you're gonna have to fly home five, six hours now. Yeah. With a sore throat. Maybe I'll be better in about two days. Is this for me? Take it. Yeah. Who was this for? It could be for you. Yeah, it's for you. Hold on to that for me. Yeah. You like that? Do you want oatmeal?

You want to taste that for him? Make sure it's okay? He's got a good tongue. His tongue is good, isn't it? Is he also 17? No, he's like 80. So him we could do the blue chew ads with. Yeah. He's from the 80s. You're from the 80s? From the 80s. That's awesome. Like us. Well, like me. I'm from the 80s. Yanni's from the 70s. Yeah. No, not that he was born in the 80s. He's from the 80s. He was at the 80s. Yanni's from the 70s. Yeah. No, not that he was born in the 80s. He's from the 80s. Oh, he was at the 80s yesterday. Oh, he was in the 80s yesterday. Yeah. He's got a time machine. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. So you guys are like the Franks and Beans version of Bill and Ted's X-Men adventure. Yeah. Go ahead. Yeah. There it is. Did you get that shirt from Zara? The big building. From a big building. Yeah. It was in a big building.

Yeah. Yeah. Do you like big buildings? Yeah. Yeah. I like it. Yeah. That's good, man. Me too. Yeah. Biggest building I was ever in. I went to the top of that building in Chicago, the John Hancock. I don't know that one. They don't let me into any of the buildings I try to go to, but just I'll stay around outside. Right. Right. Yeah. Why is that?

Do you feel like there's discrimination against you? I mean, I don't think it helps to go to the guy, like the security guard at the door and tell him if he doesn't let me in. What's your favorite thing from history? From history? Yeah. What do you like the best? Something in the 40s.

What do you, what's your favorite? Yeah, that's nice. 1940s? Yeah. What do you like? Like World War II? Yeah, those guys. You like those guys. Who did you want to win? Yeah. We lost. You lost. Yeah. I know that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you were a big, you were a big Axis power guy. I don't know. Yeah. I'm definitely not the allies. Not the allies. Yeah. You don't want them to win. No. Yeah. They did. It's over now. Yeah. What can you do?

And they, people say because of the stuff going on now that we're going to go into the third one, but they always say that. People have been saying World War III forever. I think we can avoid it if that guy, maybe he's incubated in Argentina and he's coming back to clear it. Yeah. Yes. That's right.

We were talking about that last week that there's proof that that happened. Yeah. That the Nazis are in Argentina. Yeah. I didn't say that. I was just talking about the one. No, he's talking that that happened. Yeah. That the Nazis are in Argentina. Yeah. I didn't say that. I was just talking about the one. No, he's talking about the big guy. Nobody really knows his name.

That's why he didn't know his name. There's a guy in Argentina. Why did you guys demonetize? Oh, that's right. OK. Smart. This kid knows the internet. Good.

Yeah. Yeah, he was. How do we promote that with the guests? They pay you more if you do it on the episode. No, we don't have to do it. No. No, no, no. We just had it up because we were

going to read the ads before, but you were waiting in the hallway for too long and we felt bad. I just, we keep, I like to keep it up because it keeps me calm. And the box. Something about the Bluetooth ad. Bluetooth does keep us all calm. We like tablets made here in the USA. It's a disgusting product.

It's absolutely horrible. Yeah. Nobody should buy it. No. Right. No, no, if they do, they shouldn't use your code because they shouldn't buy it no right but if nothing no no if they do they shouldn't use your code because they shouldn't buy it in the first place well the good the horrible thing I know a guy who used it he said it fell off really yeah well the good news about it was it don't use that

you don't have to use the code you could just go to Bluetooth comm you don't even have to use a code don't don't even go to the website it's a bad website right do you have sponsors on your podcast? I have one and I think he's not going to renew. Oh. Yeah? Yeah. Why?

I talk about the sponsor like that. But that's okay. That's fine. It's your version of it. Yeah. Yeah, well, I agree with that, but they just don't share that opinion. No. I know.

The bosses here, the people on this building were telling us that we need to get you in because they were saying if you kept asking for a change, were gonna throw you out the window because I'm happy guys But we saved you Yeah, I told him that doesn't make sense because I told the guy here the guy who owns this building I said I would like him to open the window so I can jump off and kill myself every day I'm wake up in pain. I don't like living. I'm praying that I won't wake up in the morning, but it hasn't worked So now I'm gonna take it into my own hands. Yeah.

How are you going to do it? I'm going to kill myself. Okay, we don't support that. If you're struggling with it, just call a hotline. Yeah, go to betterhelp.com. They also sponsor the pot. Those guys are scammers though. You guys have...

No, we don't have them. Okay. We haven't had them yet. I think we have BetterHelp. Have we had them? No. They'll probably come. They'll probably come.

They're scammers or no? I don't know anything about them. Well that's what they said, but I don't know, is it really true? You don't know anything about your sponsors? Well we haven't had them yet. You'll just promote any bullshit to your guys. We did have that mindset for a while, but now it's less because the ad reads, sometimes you read these companies and we're like, we don't know what they are, we don't know what

they're talking about, and then it's disingenuous, so we're trying to be, we want to be more genuine. Yeah. Well, he just opposed what you just said. He said he has no idea. No, we don't have, we don't have better help. We don't know about the other spots while you eat. I can't digest unless I chew it open.

Yeah. I have a condition. Do you, um, thank you. Oh shit. Yeah. I wonder who wears the pants in this relationship. You're going to let him do that? Yeah.

Cause when we came on your podcast last week, you guys were fighting with each other physically. Started hitting him. Kicks him. Yeah. But that's nice. Viral flooring. There's a lot of upside in my career.

Can I steal it? You gave him a choice from my podcast to the guy in the lobby. Oh, you did? Yeah. Well, he looks like he needs them. Which one? The guy in the lobby.

Are we talking about the same guy? Yeah. What am. Which one? The guy in the lobby. Are we talking about the same guy? Yeah. What am I talking about? The guy sitting at the desk. Nope. The transgender gentleman. There's no transgender gentleman. So then you're in...

That's funny. So then you're in... No, you're in the wrong building. Clearly, I mean the right building. I don't know. Are ya? How many sponsors do you guys have usually per... I think two or three, but we're gonna say, I think... But you're willing to take more than two or three?

No, we were at one point, but I think it's just too much. But you don't get them anymore? Well, we usually get about two, I would say. Two is good for us. Would you sell five if you could? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, we're American. Yeah, yeah. But we don't have any on this because of child labor laws. You're 17 and so we can't promote any products on here. Right. I promote gambling. Have you been seven? Yeah. For a long time. What's your favorite gambling site? Oh, I'm not allowed to say like that. I'm gambling. But he's gambling. Yeah. Yes. Because he's older. He's older. He's 20. Oh, in his 80s, as you say. He's from the 80s. Oh, he's from the 80s.

From the 80s, right, right, right. He grew fear from the 80s yesterday. Yeah. And where, what decade are you from now? The day before that he was in the 60s. Whoa. It's crazy. Dude. He went fast.

You went from the 60s, huh? To the 80s? Why'd you skip the 70s? To 788? Whoa. No, that's a good one. I like it. It's from, that joke's from the 60s. Yes. Yeah. And we see it.

What about Miss Rachel? Do you like Miss Rachel? Who's Miss Rachel? She's on YouTube. She does like a lot of- Oh, the little cute one? She's like the Mr. Rogers. No, I prefer the Patrick Star Show.

What's, I don't know which one that is. He just peed off a SpongeBob, he's the best. The Patrick Star Show? Yeah. Can we pull it up Jess? Pull up the Patrick Star Show. We like this. I want to watch it because I'm looking for new content. Yeah. Patrick Star Show. Because Patrick got his own show in the past. He lives with his family, his sister, his mother, his grandfather and his, and his grandfather's on the wheels. Like when they introduce him, he's spinning around his room on a cart. Oh, I like that. That's something different.

What are you going to do today? What is your day like? I'm always very interested in that with you. I don't have any other plans for today. Just walk around and take pictures of buildings. Okay. And then post it and say that it's mine. Got it.

Some guy in another country might believe it. Yes. That's his grandfather, you see that? Yeah. The one all the way to the left. Yes. Nice, dude. What's your favorite building so far in New York that you've seen?

The big one. Yeah, and you like that? Empire State Building? The big one. Yeah. I don't know what the name is. but it's the big, big one. My building. Right. Do you only own buildings in New York? Huh? Where else do you own buildings? Oh yeah.

You own buildings in a lot of places. Yeah. I like it. That's you guys do it too. That's nice. Does he do the deals for you or how does that work? I don't know if that's allowed. Is that allowed? You can't throw plastic knives. You can't throw plastic knives. It's bad. I was hoping it was metal. Yeah.

It was just plastic. Yeah. What have you ever gotten? Has anyone ever physically assaulted you because of like you're a building owner? Not usually. I've got, We got pretty close one guest train to slap my former co-host. Some people would get a little physical, but not too bad. I don't know if it would have released at one point,

but we did one the other day with this guy. I don't want to say the guest name yet, but he kicked one of the guys in the head and then he punched another in the stomach. That really happened. And like he wasn't messing around? He was not joking. Like when we did your pod, we were messing around, we threw each other over the tables,

but we were just messing around. He was being serious. He was serious, yeah. Oh man, is the guy, are your friends okay? The guy who got kicked in the head wasn't my guy. I just, he was a mutual, like, knowing guy of another one, so I don't know how he's doing. Are they gonna, and you're gonna release that episode yeah yeah wow

next month or two Wow do you ever get people on the show who don't go along with your with your guys style yeah I had one maybe a couple days ago with these two guys came on two guys that look like us yeah you guys yeah no we went along with it you don't think so we You don't think we did a good enough job with you? No, I was just joking around. Oh, okay. I was very confrontational about it. I won't stand my ground on it.

So, okay, so today's building, taking pictures, getting there, posting them. Patrick Star. Patrick Star. I watch when I'm going to sleep in the hotel. Yeah. Oh, how was the hotel? Was it a nice building? It's a big one, but the problem sleep in the hotel. Yeah. Oh, how was the hotel? Was it a nice building?

It's a big one, but the problem is it smells bad. But it was not so expensive. So it's a good deal. So you did it. Yeah. Huh? So you did it. You did it.

Why? Because you were saying, I want to save a little bit of money right now, because you'd rather invest in buildings. Can you be sure that the building smells bad? Or is it you guys smelling bad inside the building, so you think that the building smells bad? They're clean. They're clean.

No, the air condition. I also hopefully smell bad, but that's besides the point. No, but his hair is clean. His hair looks good. He's got good hair. The kid has good hair. He's got a good set of hair. You had hair like that when you were younger.

There's a picture of Yanni from when he's in his... Oh, Patrick! Yeah, there he is. Yeah. Can you turn on an episode? There's a free episode on YouTube. Will we get demonetized for that? For watching something else? I'm not sure. Not my channel. So it's not really my problem if I want it enough.

Right. That's a good point. You know what? I feel like... Turn on that one. Two hours. Yeah. You want to just watch this for two hours? Do we have headphones I can hear it? Oh no. That's one thing we don't have. Yeah, we don't have.

Do you that's SpongeBob? Yes. And this is Patrick star. And Patrick star is that guy. That's me. Spoff. Yeah. What would you do if we want to put this episode just on patron and not on YouTube, but that make you upset.

If we want it to monetize, we want to just make money off you. I think that that's what it is anyways. I mean, I don't think you guys really care about the guest. You guys would have on a homeless guy if you got more money. Right. I actually, I shouldn't say that. I really actually had on a homeless guy. Yeah.

Right. What about you? Do you feel that way about you and your guests? Like you'll have on someone who you think will just make you more money? Yeah. Yeah, right. Because you need, yeah. Everyone needs money, yeah. Buy those buildings, you got to get money. It's so tough to be a landlord. It is. It really is. It's tough to be a landlord. Especially in New

York, because, you know, you can't throw anybody out. That's what they want. That's the big problem with landlords in New York. They say, we're not allowed to evict anyone. Yeah. But others do it. But it's harder. No. What do you do? You just have to get them out. But how do you get them out? Get physical? Explode the building. That's a good way to do it. Interesting. Maybe that's in 9-11.

They were just trying to get tenants out. Yeah. You think they were? Yeah. Yeah. That's a good theory. You think they were just trying to get tenants out in 9-11? You okay?

He's sick. He's sick. Yeah. Patrick. Yeah, there's Patrick there. Yeah. SpongeBob SquarePants. Yeah. You okay? He's sick, he's sick. Oh, Patrick! Yeah, there's Patrick there. Yeah. SpongeBob SquarePants.

Yeah. SpongeBob SquarePants! Do you watch any adult shows as well? It's an adult show. I wanna know about your parents. Who are your parents? He won't say. He won't say.

You know what a movie I watched on the plane coming back from Spokane, The Secret of the Sacred Fig fig tree about the movie. They filmed it in a Tehran, Iran. Pretty good. Yeah. Tehran. Yeah. Tehran. So Tehran. Go over history or no? Yeah. Yeah. What's your, well, the 1940s you said, you liked that. I liked it until the late forties. Right.

You liked it till your side lost, you said. Yeah, the late 40s was not, yeah. But you must be liking it now with the comeback. Do you feel like your side's making a comeback? It's not really a comeback, no. It's a pretend comeback online. It doesn't come into real life, yeah. So what do you think, do you think though eventually in your lifetime you will make a comeback?

For real? Hopefully, hopefully if I can go into politics. Yeah. what kind of contribution do you want to make towards that effort you want to kill I didn't say nothing yeah right you didn't say anything Patrick yeah well he's gone now you know what NAFTA is are you a big fan of NAFTA the Nasdaq building that's right building. Yes. Are you big on that? Well, it's a big bill. It's a big one. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I was thinking too, you know, in the late 1940s, what happened was is a lot of you guys lost. And then when you went back to your countries, you guys got beat up a lot and killed even at times.

Who are you talking about? The guys, you're the side that lost in the forties. Yeah. They didn't get, the Germans didn't get attacked today. I didn't know that. Yeah, they did. Yeah. I wasn't aware. Next. Can you, can you tell us where you met your manager at all? Yeah.

I know I'm since I little kid. Oh, you know him since you guys were little kids. Yeah. Well, he's older than me. Like he I'll be managing me since I was four. Oh, nice. But you just said you've known each other since you were little kids. Both of you. No, since I was a little kid. Oh, and he's teet. That's weird though, right? To have a little kid. You saw the talent in him at four. That's

pretty impressive. You got a good eye. Yeah, what are you doing looking at little kids like that so much? True. That's tough. So no girlfriend, no boyfriend, just you? No parents. Not gay. I don't like talking to women. Sometimes, especially on the subway here, there's a lot of people. I'll take photos of their ass, but I won't talk to them. That's illegal, I think. I don't know if it's illegal.

He's 17. I don't know. He could kind of do stuff. It's not illegal. Yeah, I don't think it is. Oh, there's Pat. No, yeah, I think you're okay. What about how do you have a problem with people from Lebanon? From Lebanon, why would I have an issue?

He's from Lebanon. I don't have an issue with that. You don't have an issue with any, anybody. If he was next door, I'd have an issue. Yeah. He doesn't like the... Yes, because you're the building. Right.

No, no, no, he doesn't like next door to Lebanon. Oh, next door to Lebanon, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why were you even, why is he adjusting? Put the angle on him, please. Why just survive back to school when you can thrive by creating a space that does it all for you, no matter the size. Whether you're taking over your parents' basement or moving to campus, IKEA has hundreds of design ideas and affordable options to complement any budget.

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Yeah, they're gonna take it again. They take stuff. They take stuff. They should've whispered it. Yeah, they don't they don't rely on subscriptions or Advertisers they rely on theft theft. That's what they do. He's not yeah, he'll give you back his phone It depends he's gonna look through he's gonna look at try to get in it first was the login I'm not gonna tell you the login 1776

Those are all my logins and passwords. If you ever want to break into anything that I own, you just put in 1776 and you're in. His face is too small. No, he didn't wear that for our episode. No, he had that same shirt on. Same shirt on. Yeah. He did. Oh, it's a jacket. It looks good.

I like it. It's a jacket. Why do you wear these? Can't believe somebody hit you or hit your guys. What do you want to be when you grow up? Building owner. Building owner? Yeah.

Yeah. Really? He nodded. He didn't kick us. He kicked one guy in the head. I mean, he didn't hit us. He kicked one guy in the head. I mean he didn't hit us. He kicked a guy in the head. In the head? So he must have been good at like martial arts or something. No, the guy jumped at him and he landed on the ground. So he got scared and he kicked him in the head. Oh man, what's the guy who got kicked in the head okay though?

That's the guy I don't know. Oh, so you don't know? I mean maybe, but it's not really my responsibility. wasn't at your show that was my show. So is your responsibility, but I don't know the guys so I don't care Right, but it is technically your responsibility. I Mean if he helps him I'll send those pictures to him. What happens if you go to jail? What would you do? I've got arrested before but I don't know I should to get out, I guess. Yeah. Just try to escape. Yeah. I hired one of those guys I'm trying to get rid of. Yeah.

Ooh, yeah. I like that. Yeah. Now are these guys, you had this guy and the other guy, are they, are they, uh, replaceable or are these guys irreplaceable in your life? Your manager and the- The other guys in the lobby, they're not replaceable. They're not replaceable.

No. So you're with them. So this guy's with you forever. I hope not, but yeah. Yeah. The answer is yes. The answer is yes, but you hope not as well. Right. Yeah.

Makes sense. That makes sense. The thing about you is, you know, you make a lot of sense and that's what I like about you is like it's easy to follow. This is a good one. You're going to like this one. You're going to like it. But it might hurt your throat. Yeah. Okay. Yeah throat hurts, that's why I'm only drinking. Yes.

That's right. And that's good. It probably sounds a little bit different too. And that should help your throat. I feel like that'll be healthy for you, the sugar and all that. That's not a joke. I'm really sick. I had a fever yesterday. Yeah, I know. I'm gonna get your kid sick. Yes. How are you gonna do that? Because he wants to transfer it. Yeah. Oh, you're gonna get me sick and then I'll get yeah Yeah, and that'll make you happy Super happy why? Just to know I got somebody she wasn't just me suffering. Oh, yeah. Yes spread it around. I like that I respect that from you. Yeah misery loves company, right? Yeah. Yeah, is that your breakfast today? Just a big goal so far

Yep, nice. So today you just gonna- Patrick! He's gone. So you gonna walk around- Can you pull up Patrick? He's gone now. Can you pull him up? Patrick Starr Show. All right.

There he is. Feel better? She's, oh is that Patrick Starr's mom? The one next to him? Yeah. That's his sister. Oh, okay. What's her name?

Patrick. Oh. Brother and sister, Patrick versus Patrick, yeah. Good for you, man. Do you think autistic kids are necessary to compete with artificial intelligence? I don't understand the question. We're saying that because the only children, they say people who have autism are so smart that they-

No, they're not. That's what they say. They're wrong. You don't think that they're smart No, they're pretty stupid. Actually. Do you have it? Do you have experience with autistic kids? I have some experience like um, I mean what level are you talking about it? But you know or something else. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why would we need them to compete with we could just shut down the computer That's a good point. Yeah, that's a good point But they do so much for us like like help us search for porn and... No, I'm against that stuff.

You're against that. But they help us, you know, find the right... Buildings? Buildings. Yeah. They search for stuff. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't...

I mean, even if we couldn't shut down the computer, I don't know why we would try to use autistic people. Well, because you made a statement and you said that you believe autism is on the rise because it's humans evolving to be able to be better at computers. I hope not, no. That's what you said though. Did he say that? Yeah.

Oh. You know what? Since you're gaslighting now, he's going to talk for the next two minutes. Here you go. Okay. Okay. I actually went to a Quaker school for a little while, so I'm okay with a little bit of silence. Yeah. You know in Quakers they have silent meetings. They don't talk. There's a Quaker school in Fortslaw. Unless the Lord moves them to talk. Yeah. I don't,

I feel for him though. It's tough to have a fever and a sore throat. I don't like the way I feel. It's tough. I don't have a fever and a sore throat. Yeah. And imagine walking around all day and you got nobody to talk to. This kid doesn't talk. He doesn't talk, but the other one talks, the skinnier one. No, he doesn't talk either. That's right, he doesn't talk. And the Hamas kid didn't talk either. The Hamas, oh, the Hamas, that's who the other kid was. Remember the Hamas kid on our episode he had his mask on? He's out there without a mask on.

Oh no, that's not that guy. Oh, that's not that guy? Oh, okay. No, that other guy legitimately was in Hamas, right? No, the guy you're talking about was just that guy dressed up. He's back in LA now. He had to go sooner Oh, we have to send him back. Do you guys travel all on the same plane? No, not usually well, just whatever's cheaper. I mean usually that's just not the case. What airline do you typically fly? I'll send them on Spirit. Yeah. Yes. And then what will you take? Just the one at least in the middle, just not that one. Right. Right. So you just you just go somewhere in the middle. No Delta for you. I need to check if I'm getting a

phone call. What's your password? Not gonna give it to you. 1776. And just close your eyes. Do you have any idea what it is? His password? Honestly, if I had to guess his password, four numbers. You're quick. Let's do it again. Let's try again. Let's see if we can get, it's a new game.

Put it in the middle we see your hand out closer and up I can't do it you're right you win it's too quick. You're good. I'll give you ten more tries, but then I'll give you the password if you don't get it. No, I can't get it, Ted. I'm just gonna have to lift you up and put you upside down. It's good. Damn. I don't want it anymore. I've been doing this for too long.

Oh. I got it! Oh, yeah! I got it. Damn. If you weren't sick, you'd be able to get it. It's just because you're sick. Oh, I got it! Yeah! Damn! If you weren't sick, you'd be able to get it. It's just cause you're sick. Don't feel bad, it's just cause you're sick.

I don't feel bad cause it's like 20 to 1. Yeah, you are winning. You are overall winning. That's a good point. Patrick! There he is! You're not normally a guest on people's podcasts, so this feels fun for us, because normally you don't really appear on too many people's.

We saw you on Bad Friends, that was good. Yeah, that was a while ago. Yeah. That was good. Do you like Bobby and Andrew or just one? No, I like them both. I like Bobby. He's the one who got me on it.

I met him trying to sneak into the comedy store. But before I tried to sneak in, I made him outside and then it wasn't necessary. Because he just got you in. No, because then I like succeeded with my goal. Because I was just going there to try to find guests for my show. Ah, I see. Because you don't do stand-up comedy. No, I don't. I did it twice, Going bad. I got kicked out both times actually. Yeah. What was the reason you got kicked out?

You think? Well, maybe he's underage. You gotta be 18. Oh, that's one reason. But what's a, was there a content related reason? No, no, actually it wasn't the underage. The first time I made some jokes that they didn't like, and then I sent that skinny guy up there for 10 minutes and then they removed us. Right. You put him up there and he just looked with his eyes at people minutes and then they removed us. Right, you put him up there.

And he just looked with his eyes at people. Yeah, they got uncomfortable, they kicked us out. Yeah. The second time, they didn't like my jokes. Right, right. Right, yeah. Do you remember any of those jokes that you were doing? I might use that footage, so I don't wanna spoil them.

Right, right, right. You wanna use that, yeah. Hold it back. Hold it back. And then maybe if you got owned one of these buildings outright, you do a comedy show in your building. Yeah. On the roof. I'm not a comedian though. I don't find stuff funny, just business. I noticed that. Yeah, you're not a big...

You're not into... waste time with. Yes, right. Just open the eyes. Just open your eyes and be there. Yeah. I noticed that. You're not big into jokes. I don't like when other people try to make jokes. No. No. You're very serious businessman. Yeah.

Yeah. What about... After you get all the buildings, what do you think may be the next venture that you get into? No. No. You're a very serious businessman. Yeah. Yeah. What about, um... After you get all the buildings, what do you think may be the next venture that you get into? Then I'll get into that political stuff. And human trafficking or no? No, like the 40s stuff.

The 40s stuff. Oh, right, right. Right. So is there anyone though that you do find funny, even though you find most things not funny? Is there someone who's broken through for you? Patrick. Yeah, nice. Yeah yeah he's big. I got a question when he goes to the 60s or the

40s do you ever just try to grab on him and go with him like hold on to him when he time travels? Okay that's an answer. That's an answer. That's an answer. I didn't want to answer because my voice hurts. That's true. But you used your voice not to answer so I don't know if I believe you. Okay, now you're using it to spit. That didn't hurt as much. Right, it feels better that way. Now, were you diagnosed with anything?

No, I haven't had time to go to the doctor, just been filming. So you're undiagnosed, functionally undiagnosed. With the sickness? Yes. I mean, no, yeah, I don't know what it is. Right. You think you have something? I mean, maybe I have that fake one, that bullshit made up one.

Yeah. ADP. Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah. COVID. Now I'm trying to get you guys demonetized because you wouldn't give me the password. It was fake COVID. Yeah.

Well, what do you want the password so bad? There's no buildings in my phone. I want to save my staff money. You want to save your staff money from my account. That's account. How much would you send? Whatever is left. Yeah. Just all of it? All of it yeah. I don't know if he has any in there though. We don't know. Oh yeah that I don't know. Yeah. Usually I'll just try sending a million. Yeah. Go for it yeah. Doesn't work yet. Yeah so you're you're also a thief you guys are into thievery. Yeah. And so you thievery, begging, and building buying is big, the businesses. Yeah, buildings.

Yeah, buildings. Patrick. And you sit around all day, you watch Patrick with your two deaf mute friends. Yeah. Which is a fun day. That's a good day. That's a great life. What about exercise?

Do you ever exercise? Nope, no exercise, no, just what, I, maybe just walking is exercise, running if I have to get somewhere, but not on purpose. Yeah. And what about eating? Do you eat healthy or do you just not? Whatever I can find, usually just quick and easy like McDonald's. Yes.

And what do you think about women in the workplace? I'll take a photo of them. Yeah. Okay, yeah, you take photos. Yeah. Yeah. What about- They're sitting down, I'll slide my phone under the chair. That's nice. Yeah. Recording. Yeah. Record the women's from underneath. I had a friend who was a cop and they searched this guy and they found he had video cameras on his shoes that he was running. He had a backpack on and he ran wires and he had two video cameras on the tips of his shoes and he would walk in the summer he would walk next to a woman and she would have a skirt on and he would

take pictures and videos of underneath her skirt. Right. Sounds like he's projecting. Sounds like he's projecting a little bit. Now you've become known a little bit on the internet. Are you getting lady attention? No I don't spend time with that. Just, I'm not like using those photos for like, I don't, that's a waste of money. You just give them to them? No, I'm selling them. Oh, selling them.

Oh, that's part of the business. I'm against like watching porn and stuff like that. Oh, you sell them and you make money on the photos you have of the girls. Right. Or I'll use it as leverage against them. Right. And then what do you want from them?

Like you say I have a photo of you. Buildings. Yes. You're into buildings. Huge building. But that's a good thing to be into right now. When is the first? Take me back to your passion for buildings.

The first time you saw a building, you fell in love with it. What happened? You just looked at the building, and you said to him, or you want him to answer that question. I'll let him take it from here. Yeah. You pick it up from here, viral flooring.

So a sigh happened. There was a big sigh. I'm trying to see if I can speak viral flooring. Uh, movement means you loved it. Inching towards you says that you, you looked at viral flooring. You said buildings is what we're getting into. Did I do that right? Am I speaking viral flooring you said buildings is what we're getting into. Did I do that right? Am I speaking viral flooring? What happened? Oh look he's taking us out of focus.

No, you think I'm back? These are fun kids. Now I like this kid. He's a fun kid. I think, I don't even know if he's a kid. Nobody knows and nobody knows where he's from. He's a mysterious kid. He might've just come up from the planet, who knows? He's from a country of thorns. I like him though, it's like he's a breath of fresh air. He is. Somebody different, something different. He's doing something different.

What about when people say they compare you to Eric Andre? Does that make you happy, sad? Andy Kaufman. Not believing it? Like how do you feel about it? No, they're comedians, so I'm a business guy. You're more business about things, yeah. Yeah.

You don't like those guys. What happened more business about things. Yeah. Yeah, you don't like those guys. Well, what happened? Sick. He's sick. Yeah Did you have a flashback Oh you want to get out of the angle right? Yeah, I Wanted do you ever wonder like cuz we don't have any like video of like a Nikolai Tesla or some of these people They might have been a lot of people in history like him. We just have video off him We can send it back to the 80s. Yeah, yeah't think he's gonna be inventing anything monumental for the manager. I don't know he can I believe in him he can he's smart enough. You think so? But I don't think he's gonna let you he's not gonna let you he's not gonna let you do it again. Yeah

he'll just to the end. He also he's okay with Lebanese. But not your neighbor though he said it's not okay with your neighbors. You fix it Yeah, he's not big on the neighbors. He said, not okay with your neighbors. You fixed it? Well, he's not big with the neighbors either. He's not. He's not big with the neighbors. I like Pat's got a nice haircut today. Yeah, he's got a nice, yeah.

Thanks to ask for the Christine. Yeah. I've been growing my hair and I want mine to look like Matan. Yeah. I think I like Matan's hair a lot. Yeah. But mine doesn't have the consistency that he has.

Does he look a little like Jack Black? Yeah. A little bit like Jack Black. You get that a lot? Yeah. What do you mean? From the white stripes. Jack White, right? Jack White. Jack White. Oh, sorry. Yeah.

You're just, this is just going to be a thing. And he's just going to keep doing it. He's going to keep doing it. There's nothing we could do. Viral flooring. Is there a way to stop him from doing that? He's just going to keep, he wants to do it. When viral flooring doesn't obey, he breaks his hand.

Yeah, he broke his hand. He doesn't have nothing to do with it. And he's got a, he's made him sign a legal agreement that he can't talk so he could never get him in trouble for it. Which is a great manager to have, you can just beat on your manager. No, he's the opposite way. He beats on you, but you kicked him before. He's just put it out of focus again. He's just gonna keep doing it.

Just do it with the, just leave us unfocused. Yeah, it's just fine. Just gonna be. I mean, imagine being a parent in today's world. This is what it is. This is what it is. This is like a normal child in today's world. I think this is a normal kid in today's world.

This is a kid with zero problems in today's world. This is just what it is, this is what they do. I mean, imagine you just, you can't focus on anything. You're scrolling, doom scroll, his life is a doom scroll. Yeah, but he's very, very, very, very, very smart. He really is. Yeah, he's a smart guy. You can't be like this without being very, very, very smart.

Like what? Like the, you know, what he's doing, like having buildings and knowing about the 40s and all that stuff. Right and all that stuff. Having someone who comes from the 80s. That's right. You can't... Yeah. Yes, exactly. That's true. Selling pictures of people online, he knows what he's doing. Now you have an injury on your knuckle. Oh man, what happened? Did you punch viral flooring again? I'm not allowed to say. You can't say. Oh man. Yeah. Whose side were you on? Johnny Depp or Amber Heard? I don't really know about it, but I know which one is the male, so that guy.

Yes. You're for him or against him? Yeah, he's a... you agree with me? Well, no, for the male. Yes, for men. Yeah. Here we go again. Pull it, pull it, pull it.

He's gonna try to pull it. Come on. You wanna play the pull fight again? No, because last time we played the pull fight, I pulled him over the table. I'm gonna try to pull it. Come on. You wanna play the pull fight again? No, because last time we played the pull fight, I pulled him over the table. I know, but that's because you're a much bigger human being than he is.

I know. Yeah. If you don't shake hands, you're gay. Pull! Ha ha ha. Oh, here we go again. Get in there viral flooring. Viral flooring has just been playing with change. And this.

Yeah. What is that? You pulled it off. No. We saw it. Well, we have it out of focus, but we saw it. Yeah. Man.

You can focus it now. I won't mess with it anymore. I don't want to. I really am, are you gonna rest today? Can you rest a little bit? No, I have to go do stuff, making money, money. Yeah.

Money, money, money. When do you expect that you'll get into local politics and try to make a run to help out your friends who are online from the 40s? Ugh! He got a headache at that. Yeah. Do you think that our friend, Corrine Fisher, is running for mayor of New York? He got a headache at that. Do you think that our friend Corin Fisher is running for mayor of New York?

What do you think she has to do? I like the black guy. Is he still mayor? Eric Adams. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They say he's going to, now he's running as an independent. I like him because he's starting to become smart. He's starting.

That's the key. What do you think's becoming smart about him now? What is he changing? He's becoming. That's the key. What do you think's becoming smart about him, like now? What is he changing? He's becoming more conservative and less black. Right. Right. Right. Right.

That's a good thing. Yeah. That's nice. Yeah. That's all right. I met him last time I was here. You met him? How'd you meet him? He was at the studio I was shooting at.

He filmed an episode with somebody else. And he didn't, he seemed like he was grifting a little bit. He seems like deep down he's a little bit smart actually. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

Right. Who's your favorite politician of all time besides the guy from the 40s? Michael Jackson. Nice. Nice. you like him? Yeah, yeah, MJ. He was good. Not sure if he was in politics. Well, I mean to him he was so He said that Republican or Democrat doesn't matter. He'd still sell shoes, right? Oh Michael Jordan, right? That's Michael Jackson Michael Jackson MJ. Yes. Yeah, right. He did is true

That's it and he didn did make that statement. Right. And that's how you feel about, that's closest to your politics. Oh no. No. Your politics is just against the guys who are next door to the Lebanese. That's like the number one rule. Yeah. But number two is like just conservative.

Just conservative. Yeah. Conservative values, yeah. Conservative values, yeah. Good conservative family values. No abortions, none of that. Oh no. No. Yeah.

No. No. No. Business, pro-business. So what happens if you get a woman pregnant and you don't want to have the baby, what would you do? I'm not the father. You're not the father.

You're not the father. You would just deny it? I'm not. Okay. How do you consume your news? Which channel do you watch? Huh? Which news channel do you like?

Oh, oh, yeah. That one? Yeah. If you had a son, you know what you name it. Patrick. M-J-O. I guess we're on two. Patrick is better actually.

Right? You like that name. Yeah. Yeah. Patrick's a good name. Does he have a wife? Does Flooring have a wife? Is there a Mrs. Flooring?

Yeah. Yeah. Where'd have a wife? Does flooring have a wife? Is there a Mrs. Flooring? Yeah, yeah, where'd you guys meet? Home Depot? Home Depot. Oh, all sugar man, but it's okay. Yeah, maybe it'll make you feel better the sugar. It helps, yeah. It helps. It's like nubbing my throat, cause it's so cold. Yes, and the sugar, you don't mind if it's gonna make it worse. Thank you. Advil, I think.

Fentanyl. Fentanyl. Can you eat it, please? Advil. It's Advil. Can you eat it? No, because Advil hurts my stomach. It's Advil. Can you eat it? No, because Advil hurts my stomach.

No, you'll be okay. Can you eat it? I can't. I actually can't. Why not? It's just against my principles. I don't do Advil. Why not? I just don't like the pharmaceutical industry. It's my politics. Oh, can I see if I can get in the big gulp. Let's see if I can get in.

Let me see if I can get in the big gulp. Oh, one more shot. One more shot. Let me see if I can get it. At some point, we'll just start throwing things at each other. Yeah. Well, that at each other. Yeah. Well, that's good though. Yeah.

Alright, so today, so today, not feeling good, but we got buildings, we got McDonald's. What about sports? Do you care anything at all about any sport? I used to like basketball, I still like it, but not as much. Do you care that we haven't been recording this at all? That doesn't matter to me. Because now I know, because you guys came on mine first. Like I did the old favor of coming to yours. So if it's not filming, that's your problem. Right. Well, we were happy to come

on yours. I remember your... I just wanted to talk to you without the cameras on. You guys, you made your manager or guy who runs your ads. We know him well. He was flooring. Yes. He wanted us to do back to back the day, but I said, no, I want to have like full energy with you. Yes. I like that because I want it to be about quality, not quantity like the ads.

You are, you guys will take whatever. I mean, which is fine. I'll do the same, but I keep losing mine. Do you feel like you need a lot of money to live? Something's going on between them. He was breathing a little hard. Yeah. So I think he might get hit now.

We should just fucking send them to China to negotiate the tariffs. That's, we would get a lot more done. I think we should to China to negotiate the tariffs. That's, we would get a lot more done. I think we should. Do you guys support the tariffs? No, we should send you guys. Do we support the tariffs? No.

Oh, I don't know enough about it. I support them. Yeah, I don't know enough about it. You support them? I don't know enough about it. I don't. So why do you keep mentioning it? You just want to, you want to...

We did a whole episode on it. The fence-sitter? No, I think we should send you guys to China and just deal with it. That's still not an answer. You're fence seating. Oh, I'm a fence seater? No, I'm for some tariffs and against other tariffs. Still fence seating. You're not even giving it. Now you're just, really, now you're putting your arms to each side of the lawn. Right. I guess so. Yeah. You're for the tariffs though. Of course. Yeah. I'm killing the Chinese. That's a solution. There's a lot of them though. There's a billion of them. Yeah, but most

of them, I mean, maybe in like Beijing, some of them are a little bit smarter. Right. But most, a lot of them live on like the outskirts in the mountains. Those guys are like animals. Right. Right. And how about the ones who live in the outskirts in America? Less like animals, but what are you talking about? I'm talking about what do you feel about them? But where are there a lot of people living in the outskirts here? In America. Spokane, Washington.

Yeah, Spokane, Washington. I just went there. Yeah, but that's not like living on a mountain in China where there's like no water. Oh. Oh. Some places, but you're right, Definitely more in China right in here. Do you what about a Chinese American? Do you have a problem with them? Don't exist

right Your America you I get my politics from the 80s, right? Actually the 60s maybe before well, right two different errors I mean the 86 yeah conservative Reagan. Oh, yeah 80s, 60s, conservative, Reaganomics. 80s, yeah. Yeah. If it's conservative, you're in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You don't love that free love shit.

What? I'm sorry to curse in front of a minor. I apologize. Patrick! Do you, uh, was your mom and dad conservative? Um, Patrick and Mr. Krabs. Oh, your mom and dad. Patrick doesn't work there, but Mr. Krabs owns the restaurant.

Ah, okay. That's good. That's good information. And then Patrick's sister is filming the TV show on the spin-off. Oh, and that's a good... He's on the TV show, on the TV show. Oh, wow. So, it's actually pretty smart.

Yeah, the TV show is him having a TV show, yeah. Yeah, I like that. I came up with it. Oh, okay. You wrote this for Patrick? Yeah. Patrick. And it's only one first name Mataan, no last name. I have a last name. But you don't like to say it. I mean it's on my stuff people it's not like a hidden thing. What's your last name? Evan. Oh Mataan Evan. Yeah, E-V-E-N. E-V-E-Van. Yes.

Evan. Evan. Did you pronounce it Evan? Yeah, it's spelled Evan. Ah, got it. Oh, okay. I thought it was just Matan, yeah. It's spelled that way.

It's got to be... It's tough to figure out now where his accent's from. Do you think you'll ever change or you'll always be this way and you want to be this way? I'm sure I'll be ashamed of the way I behaved at this age, sooner or later. Right, and then you'll just deal with it then. I'm already unable to watch stuff from like a year or two ago,

so I'm sure it's gonna just get worse and worse. Right, and two years ago you were also 17, or you were 15 two years ago? I was 15. Yeah. Right. People think that's like maybe the one thing I'm not lying about that I'm 17. Yeah.

I'm gonna be 18 this month. I don't know when you're releasing it. When's your birthday? Your birthday? Yeah, my birthday. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

What are you gonna do? You gonna give him birthday punches on his birthday? Choke him. You're gonna choke the shit out of him. Yeah. He says he's gonna choke the shit out of him. Yeah. He says he's going to choke the shit out of him. Oh nice. Yeah. He's got a piece of tape on there. I think you should do stand up. Try it. He's a fat piece of shit this guy. He is a little bit. Oh, here we go. Sit

Yeah. Did he bite him? He spit in his ear. He spit in his ear? Probably. He spit in his ear. Oh, that's gross. Why would you do that? Why would you do that?

I think he got angry at you for something. Are you okay? He's still going for that. This guy's really focused. He's good hair too. This kid's got good hair. Uh here we go. You getting this on camera? We don't know. No. Too far away. Wait, but why don't know how to tie my shoes. All right. You're fun. I bet you comedians really like him. Of course.

People like people gets massive views. Very good views. Patrick. Oh, Patrick. Yeah. Yeah. Patrick Whole Patrick yeah, yeah damn me spit Oh Why is everything always come to physical confrontation? Oh, here we go All right. Well, that's the show folks. Yeah, I think so. Well, it's nice to have Jesse on yes

Yeah, all right. Thank you, but I feel better there. I know is happening I know it's happening. Good to see you guys. That's good. Feel better. If I wasn't sick, I would have got you there. You would have. You guys take care. Later, boys.

Don't look at buildings. Yeah. Okay. Nice. Nice to see you. Nice seeing you guys. Feel better bro. Take care.

Thank you. Later Mr. Floring. Floring good seeing you. Nice meeting you guys. Pleasure. Have a good one. You too. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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