History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - Born this way: The history of pride | History Hyenas

Episode Date: June 12, 2025

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Guys, today's History Hyenas you're about to see. Yanni and I did a live History Hyenas episode about the history of being gay in the middle of the West Village at the Comedy Cellar and it was fun and it was wild and there's a serial killer in the front row. It's what it is. It's what it is.

It's Pride Month, is it too long? I think so. Well, you'll see, watch the episode and find out and go to chrisdcomedy.com orAenasIsBack.com to see my dates you go to ChrisDComedy.com to see Yanni's dates where do they go? Yanni's Peppers Comedy.com That's it or HistoryAenasIsBack.com to see both of our dates I will be in Atlantic City June 20th and 21st at the Atlantic City Comedy Club the June 21st show which is Saturday it's at 430 p.m. in the afternoon and it's gonna

be funcical. So tell your grandparents about it it's a night out for them I will be in Providence Tampa Bakersfield California Toronto Tulsa Bozeman Montana and Stanford Connecticut get your tickets. Yeah, what's going on? Happy Pride Month! Yes! Yes! Absolutely! Hello!

We usually say get the gay out, but this month we want to keep the gay in, we want to cherish it. Hold it in, hold on to it, and cherish it. Thank you guys, and it is Pride Month, that's why I have the glasses on, I don't want to get cum. Hold it in, hold on to it, and cherish it. Thank you guys, and it is Pride Month. That's why I have the glasses on. I don't want to get cum in my eye. Yes. So walking down here, you just never know.

People spray it. It's called a cum windshield. Absolutely. I am Chris DiStefano. This is Giannis Pappas. Yes, thank you for coming. Thank you. We've been calling him Yanni5149 Thank you for coming. Thank you.

We've been calling him Yanni 5149 because he likes his women 51% testosterone. That's what I like. Just a little. He likes the women to just lean guy. And that's okay. Yeah. And you look good. Thank you.

This is the thing is I don't care how in shape I am. I just want to make sure that I look like I can lift a woman. And that's it. And I think we both look like guys who can lift a woman. Now, let me ask, who out there, who listens to the show, History Hyenas? Yeah, pretty much everybody. Anybody out there doesn't know the show at all?

Do you not know the show at all? Oh, you do, do you not know the show at all? You guys don't know the show? Okay, so you're right in the front row. So this is gonna get weird for you. Which family, which family? These two don not know the show at all? You guys don't know the show? Okay, so you're right in the front row. So this is gonna get weird for you. Which family? Which family? These two don't know the show? No, she knows it. But he does it. Wait, so you dragged him to the show? Wow! Wow! It usually is the guy dragging the girl. Yeah, because he looks like he'd be one of our fans because he looks like a garbage man. Yeah, exactly. Looks like these two guys

are in the same union right here. Yeah, and this guy looks like he drove in from Pennsylvania after a cross-burning ceremony Yeah, now cuz let me just tell you something that just means your wife's got a fucking leaky roof If she's listening to this and you're not what are you listening to Huberman or Pete Holmes? Yeah, your deal now cuz the thing is you't know, so what I'm gonna do for you is there are gonna be some terms that we're gonna say, and I'm just gonna explain to you what they are. So like, Janos just said you have a leaky roof, that means you have a mental health disorder, okay?

That's what leaky roof means, that means you gotta screw loose. Yes. And you kind of are, if I'm gonna be honest with you, you're a happy kid, but you are kind of just smiling in a general direction, not making eye contact. it makes me think you're retarded. Yes now I choose you can say now which we can say four years you can't say retarded We can't say and I won't yes, I want it word got a got voted into all got back RFK Said you could say that

Now guys, let me know this kid right here Unquestionably is gonna be a serial killer. Oh yes. This kid's got a Jeffrey Dahmer feel I think he brought. Who's that with you? My mom. That's your mom. That's your mom.

Yes. Right. So usually the people that hang out with their mothers into adulthood usually have things in the refrigerator that are usually human. Yes. yes sir. You don't have a leaky roof. You have a full flood in the basement. Okay?

Your roof has blown off in a hurricane. There, yeah. You are currently working with State Farm to get that house back a roof. Yeah, but you look like a nice, nice, nice kid and I like you and now your mom is just looking the other way. Yeah, your mom. So that's just what it is. Your mom's saying, please, please stop asking me to hang out you're 29 ma'am I'd like tonight if you can because you're

a very nice lady but I'd like tonight if when he goes to bed if you could just cross my name off the list cuz I I know me and Yanni's name might be on there but we're good people we got families yes now listen folks and right here looking right here yeah this kid came straight from fucking Queens. Oh yeah. Yeah, all of them from Queens girls here. Yeah. Yeah, this kid.

Oh, he's from Brooklyn? Wow, he's got the Metz hat on though. Metz hat, he gets his eyebrows threaded by the Indians. I know what I'm talking about. Oh, you do it? Oh, you got an in-house threader? I like that. Let's see, so she's a threader and you're, what do you do it? Oh you got an in-house threader? I like that. So she's a threader and you are? What do you do for a living? Garbage man? What do you do? Huh? You're in

the union. Of course you are. He's in the union. That's what you call a union tuxedo right there with the fucking black shirt and the chain out and the Met's hat. He's big. He's ready to go to a black tie event. Now listen, listen. Yes he is. He'll show up to a wedding like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just black tie all day. So he's gonna, yeah, yes he is. He'll show up to a wedding like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just black tie all day. So here's the thing, folks, is today's episode, we're gonna be talking, because it is Pride Month, we're gonna be talking about just the history of being gay.

The history, yeah. That's what it is, and it's got a long, long history, but we just wanna also make sure that everyone knows, and again, we'll explain this stuff to you, is that we are on the beam today. We are on the beam and in the program. Now, being on the beam is staying within God's love, light, and warmth. You are on the beam, okay?

The moment that you forget that you are not within God's love, light, and warmth, you are off the beam, okay? And in the program is being sexually rehabilitated, okay? So you are in the program and on the beam. Nobody understands. No, yeah. Okay so you are in the program on the beam. Nobody understands. No yeah. Okay and there's someone we want to give a shout out to his name is Glenn Greenwald. He is off the beam this week. Yeah so if you don't know Glenn Greenwald, his videos are just going viral actually today and yesterday.

Yeah there's videos of him. He's a journalist. Yeah and he was just videos were just released of him licking a man's feet in a miniskirt yes so and then also sucking spit up off the floor yeah so we would say he's off the beam it's off the beam we would say he's off the beam needs to be in the program and also happy pride because he's just licking guys toes yes he likes it so the guy was spitting a loogie on the floor and then he was licking it up and so if you see Glenn Grenwald out there somewhere just like spit on the floor like tossing a doggy treat See if he picks it up, you know, yeah, that's what you want to do I just want to say there's three fucking pieces sitting over here for Rome. Yeah, it's a four-room situation

That's it. That's the four-room table, you know in the program for Rome So what that means is for Rome that means if this was you know It was a thousand years ago and this world was being led by Rome like a Caesar, we would just take these girls as our possessions. Yeah. That's how hot they are. We would just take them away from their families. They're too beautiful, but instead, because we live in a civilized society, we can't do

that. We just hire this kid to get them. So, that's what it is. And then he brings them to us yes yes these three guys would be the guards that would guard guard the harem and then we take this kid's nuts out and he would watch the unit well yeah he'd be the unit so I say that in front of his mom but you I would be servicing he would be servicing us yeah yeah and I just am a little worried that he's gonna want to leave the show now because we said the episodes about being gay

Yeah, he might be like nah. I don't do that I don't do this. I'm gonna take gay around me is when it's pride night at City Field. Yeah And then I go cuz I like to get to rainbow-colored bats. I love one soda Get this fucking Biden era comedy out of my head Get it out of my fucking face. Get it outta here. My dog was a cop, my grandfather's a garbage worker, my uncle works for the city. Now, it's gonna get gay.

So, because Yanis and I, we were gonna do something else, we were gonna do the Battle of Brooklyn about the Revolutionary War for the seventh time during the show. But let me just ask you again, that's the sixth time you've asked us if we could do the Battle of Brooklyn about the Revolutionary War for the seventh time. But let me just ask you again, that's the sixth time you've asked us if we could do the Battle of Brooklyn. Because I just love the Revolutionary War.

I just want to be a patriot. Now we're going to talk about 1969, which is a fun year that the first ever Gay Pride Parade was. The fun year. Yeah, well it didn't start out fun. It was a little bit, it wasn't fun. Started out at Stonewall. Not Stonewall Jackson, but a little gay club called Stonewall. Which is right around here.

Yeah, right around here. Which is right around here, which some of the guys tonight will make believe they've never been to. Yes. They're gonna walk past it with their girls and be like, oh this place looks interesting. Yes. And then someone's like, hey Matt! Yes.

And that's part of what we want to do tonight, is we want to look around the room and guess some of your internet histories. Yeah. Based on what you look like. Except him because that is just the problem. The thing is with him we don't have to guess it the FBI is already there already. So the FBI has it. He's on the dark web. Yeah I like this kid a lot. Yeah. Now are you a fan and you brought your mom in? Yeah. So ma'am, I just want to apologize for what your son's been listening to. Yes. Okay, because this podcast is worse

than any of the porn he gets. Yeah. So. What made you think it was a good idea to bring your mom to this particular show? She legally has to accompany him everywhere. That's what it is. It wasn't a decision, it's what we call a court order.

So. So that's just what that one is. It's what we call a court order. So So that's just what that one is Right, yeah, I think that's the way I think that's an accurate assessment for sure now cuz you were getting hot We were so what we did what we did today is before we came here We went into we went and had some coffee from a Yemeni, Yemeni, Yemeni coffee shop. Yemeni coffee, amazing coffee. Let me tell you something, their coffee is fantastic. The enemy makes some good coffee.

They do, they do. I just, we call it, they call it their whatever name, but we call it enemy territory coffee. Yeah. Joking around, just joking, I'm joking around. Just kidding. That was just kidding around. Fucking Gaza.

Yeah. So absolutely, whatever we're supposed to say, happy Pride Month. Yeah. I'm joking around. I'm just kidding. I was just kidding around. Fucking Gaza. So, absolutely. Whatever we're supposed to say, happy Pride Month. So, but. This is gonna be an interesting time of month with the Pride parades and then Gaza, Israel protests.

It's like, what show do you guys wanna see? It's gonna be tough. But we were talking about, Yonny and we're talking about, because it's just interesting that, you know, like veterans on Memorial Day, they get a day, but the gays get a month. And so we were just trying to look into how that happened and how that all transpired. Yeah. How did it happen? It's a long time. Jesus gets one day. Jesus' birthday is one day.

He gets one day. He gets resurrected, he gets one day. Jesus's birthday is one day. He gets one day. So he gets resurrected he's got one day. Yeah. He's got 30 days. Which by the way and they get a good month. Yeah. They get a really I mean this is like a fun fun fun month. Yeah. Because I think that they said we need to pick a month where we can just be naked at the parade. Yeah. And I have a friend who's a cop we call him Chris the worm he was a cop and he would always be stationed at the parade. Yeah. And I have a friend who's a cop, we call him Chris the Worm, he was a cop, and he would always be stationed at the Gay Pride Parade, like that's where, and then we found out after he retired that he was actually never stationed there, he just

would go. And he just would go and make believe he was working, but he was really just dressed up like a cop for that day, and his wife and family never knew that until now. So there's certain neighborhoods this month where you'll just see. But you're fucking Jack. Thank you. Yeah. Do I look good? Do I look Jack? Yeah. Are my tits facing forward or they look like they're in a disagreement with one another? No a little bit. I told you cuz what you need to do is bring the eyes further apart and the tits closer together. But I like you got a nice little trick what you do is you do a push up. I do that. I push them together. And I like that. I pull them. Smart. Yeah. Yeah. And that's what Greek women like that. See that little C? They go like, like that. Yeah. They want to see that. Yeah. Yeah. They don't like a guy who looks too in shape. No. You look good. Because that's gay, right? Yes. From too in shape, that's gay. Yes. Yeah, and why don't you show him how you rev up your engines. Yeah, so what I like

to do is just... He likes to just... Yeah, he thinks that he can do... Start that. The thing is you think you could do one at a time, but you're just not strong enough to make it happen. I'm just not strong enough. I can't do it, they're almost there. But they're really not. Yeah. Sorry. Okay. So it is... So... It is gay pride. That is, it is the month where if you go to certain neighborhoods, you will see people removing the Ukrainian flag and replacing it with the rainbow flag. What is? Not in his neighborhood. No, not in his neighborhood. No. Yeah.

No, in his neighborhood it's red, white, and blue. So what we've done through our research, though, is we found out that being gay, it's not a new thing. Yeah. It's been around since Mesopotamia. Yeah. Okay? It's been around when this kid was born. It happened from then till now.

Who, where, who, which kid? Gay kid right here. Oh, you, is he gay? Anybody gay here? Somebody's gonna tell your face an outfit that day. Yeah. You do look like a male figure skater. Oh, cuss.

Right, a little bit. You look like a gymnast who's retired who doesn't take the steroids anymore. 9.7. Yeah, you look like a gymnast who's retired who doesn't take the steroids anymore. 9.7. Yeah, you look like a Russian gymnast or ballet instructor. What's your name? Austin. Austin, no, a little state capital. Yeah.

Wait, because we had some nice fun research that we were supposed to print out, but this is the history in his live show, so we're just, we're a little Franks and Beans. It's not called research, it's called chat GBT. Yeah Franks and Beans, Franks and Beans means we're stupid. We're just being a little stupid and silly. Okay. I don't think you got to explain the show to two people the whole time. Well I just thought it was fun for him because I don't know that I don't even know he doesn't look like he even speaks. He looks like he's on this yeah yeah eye contact. He looks like he's on the, yeah. Eye contact wise, he looks like he's on the spectrum,

one, two, or three, you know? Yeah. He might do one of these any moment, you know? Yeah. What, it's autistic, that's autism. Right. It's just autism. Okay.

It's autistic. My psychologist said I'm level two. All right, all right folks, here's how it started. Here's how it started. So it started in New York, June 1969. And the Stonewall uprising, you remember, police raided the Stonewall Inn, which was a gay bar in Greenwich Village.

I know you don't know nothing about that. So these raids were happening in the LGBTQ plus, you know, whatever the new one is, LGBTQ R code community, which was tired of harassment and oppression. You could just scan a gay. And they led by trans woman of color, Marsha P. Johnson. We did a whole episode on Marsha P. Johnson. And then we forgot that we did it and we did a second one. That's what we did. So that's how our podcast goes.

Sometimes you'll see doubles and you'll say, are they re-uploading? And it's, no, we just forgot we did that. Yeah, we did it twice. The first Pride March, June 28th, 1970, where were you? You weren't born yet, okay? You were swimming in your dad's gay balls. And organized, activists organized on Christopher Street. Christopher Street. Christopher Street, which is, by the way, my name, Christopher Paul DiStefano, Christopher, it's you know, the gayest street in the city. Paul, in the year I was born, 1984, was the number one men amongst openly gay men.

Was the number one name? Paul. Paul. Paul. Yeah. And that's why my mom named me Christopher Paul. Yeah. It's not as gay a name as Peter.

Peter? What do you think the gayest names are? Peter? Um, what do I think the gayest names are? Um, Cumhull? Which one? Sebastian! Sebastian is gay.

Fabrizio! Lionel! Fabrizio! guy with the full for any guy who goes with a full first name Samuel yes if you're going with the full like they wouldn't go with a shortened name right it's not Pete it's Peter yeah right right Stephen Christopher right it's not Chris, it's Peter. Right? Right. Steven, Christopher. It's not Chris Street, it's Christopher. Right. So I know when my mom yells at me, she goes, Christopher!

She only does that when she catches me with a guy. Here's a fun fact. In 1999, President Bill Clinton delivered June as gay and lesbian pride month. Did you know that? So Bill Clinton is the one that turned it into a month. That's where it started. He codified it. He was like, you know what, we're going to do a month. There's tons of parades. You know, I'm all for gay rights. My brother's gay. You know, I'm gayish. I'm fine. You're close. You know,

if I want to be able to teach my daughter about gay rights and stuff the gays got to do like a family-friendly show. So you know just one parade at 3 p.m. everyone's got their clothes on. That's all I'm asking. You can't see any ass cheeks until the 9 p.m. show. Right. And that's for a show. That's the show I'll be at. That's my recommendation. Yeah. I like just- Don't you think they should do an early one? Yeah, I like that idea. I like an early, family-friendly show you take the kids to, and then we send the kids with the nanny,

and also the wife with the nanny, and then I'll just go to the night show. Yeah. Because I like to do a little thing called perusing. Yeah. I like to peruse, and it's a little thing we call in the program intrigue. Yeah.

So, so why does this matter? Pride Month is both a celebration of identity and love and a reminder of the struggles of the LGBTQ R code community has faced and continues to face in the fight for equality. So that's the thing. That's what the parade's really about. It's about, it's not just, you know, being in the streets, just being in the streets, just being gay and wanna have sex in the streets, it's they wanna celebrate all they've overcome. Right, right.

Right, so I need you to get up there and support. I am in full support. Are there any gay people here tonight? There we go. Gay man or gay woman? Man. Man, nice dude, nice. That's a top.

Yes. That's a top. Yes. That is a top. Now because... Whenever a guy's voice sounds like it I could ask him about the NBA playoffs that's a top. Yes. He actually might be in the WNBA. Yeah. So it could be Brittany Griner. How old how old are you? 50. Oh 50. Okay so that's so you're right so you're a day one gay, you're an old school gay. You dated Moses. You stuck a commandment up your ass. Yeah. So that's what I like. So what I like about that is because the interesting fact that we learned. Don't touch me, it's turning me on. Sorry.

Don't, so... Not this month. Keep your hands off me. Yeah. So we learned that the Generation Z, right? This generation. What was that fact? That was mind blowing.

Yeah, so this is interesting and we want you guys to help us understand this. Gen Z. Are you guys Gen Z? Gen Z? What is Gen Gen Z? Gen Z. She is? What is Gen Z age, do we know? It's like 20, the 20s, people in their 20s. And how old are you? What?

You look young. Do not go to a, yeah, you should, that's, Crystal Lea, that's the solution. Yes. I'm just saying it's a solution. Yeah. She looks young young but she's old. What? It's a solution.

Not actually doing anything wrong but he thinks he is. They really are, they're almost too, like they're beautiful, I wanna kill myself. They're too hot. Yeah, you, I would. I can't even look at you because of the profile. Yeah. So millennials, so this is the thing, right?

So it starts out that the gay population is about 3% of the population. That was just him, you know, he probably had a fake wife and family. Right. Did you pull some fakes? Did you have a fake wife, fake family? You've been gay from the... when did you fully come out of the closet? 14. At 14 years old. Wow congratulations. All right. Well his generation. What year was that? What year was that? Quick math. 89. 89. Nice so you saw the challenger explode you said I'm gay. You were like that's like my sexuality. You're a village people gay. Village people. That was your generation. So so., right, Donna Summer gay. I like that. Love her.

Madonna big, right? Madonna big? Oh yeah. Yeah. So now, so, so what? Somebody says it, it's like Simon Says for me. I have to do it. So when he was gay, it was, it was, we said 3%. 3%, 3%, 3%, which obviously means probably a lot of people were hiding it with their fake families and stuff like that. Then it shoots up to 9%. Now we're up to 9%. Gays come in threes. Well, they're $3 bills, so it makes sense.

$3 bills, so it's 3, 3, 3, 9. 3, 6, 9. Yeah. And now- He has not left once. This kid doesn't want to be here. No, he does not want not left once his kid doesn't want to be here. No, he does not want to be here He doesn't want to be here. No, he doesn't want to be here You're off the beam cuz remember to stay in God's warmth and love. Yeah Go ahead. So then Millennials it shoots up till I think 15% now we got Gen Z where

27% of Gen Z identifies as LGBTQ. Now, my question is, so this guy and his family are correct. You can catch gay, right? Well, here's the thing. I mean, because I know at your dinner table, your dad's like, it's like fucking COVID. You go there, don't make eye contact.

You go to the city, fucking don't look him in the eyes. You fucking turn gay. I'm telling you, I seen it happen. I seen it happen to my... He was playing football. Next thing you know, he's fucking dancing around with Britney Spears fucking things around his head. You can catch the fucking... Next thing you know, he votes for Joe Biden. It's what happened. The guy's all democratic. Yeah. It's a democrat. Is it something you can catch if the numbers are going up or people are just more open

about it? Listen, I don't think you can catch it. I don't think you can catch it, although I do always have an N95 around my asshole. But I would say... But what was interesting on that stat, because they skew the math here, what was interesting is a high percentage of that 20-something percent of Gen Z were women identifying as bisexual.

And our thing is, isn't every girl, doesn't every girl have a bisexual experience? Clap your hands if you're a woman who's never had a bisexual experience. Or let me put it this way, I just want to know from you three girls, if I could just talk to you three for a second and we could just kind of get to the bottom of what you guys

masturbate to that would be really. Or maybe just because this is a it's this is for the show. Obviously, it's for the show. Maybe you girls could all just make out. Yeah, that would just. Can we do a little show and tell just. Just because we want to show him he's here with his mom. Show and tell.

Yeah, I mean. He's here with his. It's very sexist. Oh, it's very sexist, very sexist, so sorry. So, are all girls like a little bisexual? Do you guys masturbate all to lesbian porn? Well, we do. She does and she's not scared to say it.

I like her, she's not scared. Did you know that about your girl? Yeah, oh yeah. He knows. Are you fucking she's not scared to say it. I like her. She's not scared. Did you know that about your girl? Yeah, oh yeah. He knows. Are you kidding me? Look at this guy. See, that's the thing.

Guys, we don't really. This guy looks like he sells random shit out of his trunk. Yeah, no. Right? Doesn't he look like that? Why do you sell out of your trunk? He looks like Andrew Tay's Romanian lawyer.

No. You're definitely a miscellaneous white right like Lithuania, Romania, something yeah. What are you? What kind of white are you though? Bulgarian, Czechoslovakia. Czechoslovakia, yeah we know it yes. And that you're Puerto Rican? Italian Puerto Rican, that's nice. You're my daughter from the future. Yeah. Yes. That's my daughter, Italian, Puerto Rican.

Wow. Oh, and Cuban. Nice. Was your dad Italian? Wow, so you can do, but if the woman is Italian, and then she dates a Puerto Rican guy, how does the Italian family handle that? Well, you mean, oh, because of a ride, right?

So usually what happens in that situation is the Puerto Rican father dies in a car accident. That's what happens. That was the answer to my question. And that's just, no, I'm kidding. Cuz, I just came from the bathroom and I used Mando's Acify body wash. It's bourbon leather, I smell like a man. You smell like a man, you smell like a jacket bathroom and I used Mando's Acify body wash. It's bourbon leather.

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Makes you smell like a man, and it makes you do things. And what do men do? They do. Yeah. Man do. Yeah. Because we do. You're not a man unless you do it.

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is a good thing which is a good thing, which is a good thing, and then also, and then you're close, and so, and I think that they're taking into consideration these girls who are just doing a little bit, because I think they call it bisexual, I say the girls are just going to college. That's it! That's all that's happening, they're just dorming. You can't really consider that,

you can't identify as gay if you're a bisexual woman, you should identify as smoking fucking hot. That's what that should be. Because I'll say this, I'll say this. That a girl, typically women, will go back and forth. You can have a gay experience as a woman and then just go on and have a full family. Yeah.

And be fully married to a man or whatever. But if a guy has a gay experience, you usually really can't come back. You just gotta stay gay. You could try to come back and have a family, but as I can tell you, it doesn't work. So that's, I'm living proof it's not working. I met a guy in Houston and blacked out. Yes, that was the one time. Yeah. You know, having a lesbian experience for a woman is just like getting Indian food one night of the week and then you just go back and if for a guy being gay is like having Indian food

and then you become Indian. Yes. Then you're just Indian from then point on you got to open a bodega drive a cab and never use deodorant ever again in your entire life. Is Trump era okay? Yes. Alright now let now let's get, we also do our research because we're very open here. We're so happy to do this on Pride night. That's what we did. We want to be the first show out of the gate on Pride night. We said no one's gayer than us.

So we came out here and we wanted to do that. But then we found some countries that are not okay. And here's the fun part. With being gay. Here's the fun part. Tell us. We want you guys to guess who is on the list. Which countries do you think it's not okay to be gay?

Iraq, Pakistan is one. I'm seeing a pattern develop. I don't need to notice. I'm seeing a pattern. So far yes. Syria is one. Syria. I'm seeing a pattern. So far yes. Syria's right. Syria. I'm seeing a pattern. Yes. Gaza. Somebody said Brooklyn. Brooklyn. Did you say Brooklyn? Yeah. So. He's not in my fucking neighborhood.

Not if I could do something about it. So some of these countries, and here's the thing, I want to give a shout out to some nations that have tried it. Like in 2015, Turkey had a pride night and it was celebrated publicly in Istanbul, but then immediately cancelled a day later, authorities citing public safety as a concern. So that just means the gay guys got out there and started spraying everything down with gum. And the Turkish people said, okay, we can't have have that. Yeah that's it. Poland is an interesting one Poland. So you guys Polish? Yeah you little fuckers. You some towns have

declared an LGBT free zone so you can you can have pride events but it's got it you can't do it in every town. So let me ask you a question if you have a zone right and I'm fucking you in the ass, but I'm on this side of the line and you're over there. You know what we call that? Do you get arrested and I don't? You know what we call that? What?

A loophole. We call it a loophole. It's a loophole. So that's the Polish loophole. If you're going to have sex, you have to have two hands down in an LGBT free zone. But that's funny though, like if you're jerking, if two guys are jerking each other off and the cops come and then you start running. Yeah. If you get in the zone, you're good. You have to go like this, can't get me. You go like this, safe.

And then you just tease them like, ahhhhhh. Fuck yeah. Now here's some country. Chechnya is also another country where it's risky. I'm surprised by Chechnya. Yes. Now here's an interesting one. Thailand. Thailand. They're the first same, they have the first same sex weddings ever in Southeast Asia. The country held its first legal same sex wedding with over 200 couples participating

in ceremonies all over the country. Which is interesting because Thailand, you know, we only go there for one reason, one reason only. And it's not the food, but it is to eat. And those are Thai honey. You just want a woman with a horniness antenna. That's it. Because Yanis, we've talked about this. We've talked about this before.

You do feel your dream scenario, because you have a wife a beautiful family but you didn't marry your your wife is beautiful and all that but that's not your type your type is a woman with a penis I want this guy in a wig that's what it is yes that's what it is and that's just what you like I just want to go in there and he puts a wig on and I just go, all right, I'm fooled. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just put on your ice skates. Yeah, just, all right.

I'm fooled. Yeah. Now, yeah, Greece, also your home country, legalized, only legalized same sex marriage last year because February 15, 2024. Yeah, I mean. So yeah, so I, it was interesting because February 15, 2024 and then then February 16 you coincidentally were in

Greece that's right but it is a little like that's ironic that we kind of invented it right we popularized it lesbians are named after the island Lesbos yes gay is true that's the truth better Ginsburg yeah and gays are named after like gay land or whatever yes don't you think there should be a gay land? Shouldn't there be a country that's full-blown gay? Yeah, it's called the West Village of Manhattan. Yeah, it's where we are. But an actual country, because it also would just be like, so in the moment, because you

know it wouldn't last, it would just be one generation and then it's over. Because nobody reproduces. You go there, you get on gay airlines and fucking just blow dudes. And what happens in gay land stays in gay land. It doesn't count. You fuck a guy in gay land, I was in gay land. It's like being in Vegas. I just read actually an interesting theory about the dinosaurs got how they went extinct. That the meteor didn't kill them directly. That what happened was is that it killed mostly the males.

The males were, and then it was mostly female Dinosaurs and then they couldn't procreate and that's how they slowly died off because it's just because the dinosaurs they were scissoring left and right But that doesn't make more dying because this is another one of those history lessons you got from Debo. Yeah That is a group chat history lesson. Yeah, by the way speaking of if you know Debo He's here. You may not be able to see him, but if you look close to the floor, you might find him. Yeah. Do you know the squeak is here? Some of you have been listening for a long time. If you've been listening from the beginning, one of the guys we used to have on the show all the time, especially during the pandemic, was

my friend from home, James Deepinardo, we call him Debo. JFK. Right. He's a squeak and we used to have him, which means a short person, and we used to have him come on and give us his daily squeak of the week so we would have him come on and give a squeak of the week and should we have him come up let's have him come up yes and I want him to tell us who his squeak of the week is yes can we get a high chair we got a booster seat where is this kid kid? Oh, no, I thought he was here, but it was just Debo Debo Debo Debo Debo Finish your chicken fingers and get up here. He's going the wrong way Now ladies here it is he is single

He works for JetBlue. He's a pilot. He's a pilot for JetBlue. Okay, can fly you anywhere you want to go. You want to get, there he is, give it up for James Debo. Come on, get him up. Alright, welcome Debo. Now, let's go. Who's your Squeak of the Week this week? I forgot his name already. You forgot his name? Ed Gale. Who's Ed Gale? Everybody knows him but they don't know him. Wow, so who, this is a his name? Ed Gale. Who's Ed Gale? Everybody knows him but they don't know him. Wow, so who, this is a mystery Squeak of the Week. Guy who's played Chucky and Howard the Duck. Chucky and Howard the Duck, you know him?

Did he die? RIP, he died, he's dead, yeah. You would know that. Where were you the night of his murder? Now, okay, so that's your Squeak of the Week, how tall was he, do we know? He's definitely shorter than me. Shorter than me. And how tall are you? Six-two.

Yeah. Now, you're a pilot for JetBlue, so with everything going on, with everything going on, you know, are the skies friendly? How's everything going? Apparently, there's going to be fires that are coming to New York. Really? Yeah. Interesting. Is it safe to fly? No, all planes grounded. Yeah, now ladies, are any of you single? He's a pilot.

You are? Here's a pilot. He's a pilot. Yeah, he's a pilot. Seriously, he's a pilot, yes. I fly through anything, doesn't that? Yeah. You don't go international.

Yeah, that's what all the teams do. Oh, wow, so you don't go international. Yes, he does. Yes, he does. Yes, he does. No, they do, they do. He could. He's a Caribbean, isn't does he could yeah why don't

you why don't you tell them a little bit about the the flying technology how it works like how does that work we fly through anything you can fly through anything the fly through anything he can fly right into your vagina yeah yeah got an open runway yeah yeah yeah so maybe maybe I'm gonna type anyway I'm gay yeah honey if you want to give you a little tour of Queens if you want, right? Yeah. That's it. Go international real quick.

Yeah. Yeah. All right, well that's a good Squeak of the Week. Howard the Duck. And, yeah. So the guy's dead. So the guy died. The guy played Chucky.

He passed away. So they buried him in a book of matches. Yes, yeah, and now he's dead. He's gone. You enjoying the show so far? Yeah, it's fucking bright up here. I know, this is what, see the conditions we have to deal with, this is real work.

Yeah, this is bad. This is real work. This is crazy. We're going to the, Divo and I are going to the Mets game, we're gonna go see the Mets in Denver this weekend. Yeah. Yes. Divo's flying us there, Devo's flying us there And it's uh, it's pro and it's also pro. Yes, and it also coincidentally

It's pride night the game we're going to yes, so and that and that's a coincidence Yeah, I booked my show there last year the moment I found that you booked last week when you found out Yeah, yeah, but it's gonna be fun. We're gonna have a good time. Yeah, and maybe we'll be able maybe we'll bring some Some girls guys want to come? Free flights. Yeah free flights Take all fuck the meds. I know do you want to get hit lady? They're out You're gonna have the first domestic dispute Yeah

Alright, the Queens when you get hit for the first time that's kind of like a Queens bar mitzvah, right? Yeah. Yeah It's like a girls bat mitzvah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's like a girl's bat mitzvah. Yeah, yeah. That's what it is. Yeah, you get...but it's all good. All right. That's when she becomes a woman. That's when she becomes a woman. Yeah. Am I getting paid for this? Huh?

Am I getting paid for this? You're getting paid for that? Yeah. What do you want? I don't know. It costs 20 bucks. Times are hard. Yeah, I'll give you all whatever. The chicken fingers and apple sauce you're eating are free. Yeah. Yeah.

And the glass of milk. We're not getting paid for this. Oh really? No, no, because we are. You guys have been unemployed since you guys went on hiatus. We did for four years. Yeah, I haven't had a job since. We four years because we said if Trump's not the president we're not doing the protests.

So that's what happened. Alright. Give it up for James Debo everybody. James Debo. 7 o'clock. Thank you. Alright, thank you Debo. I'll see you later get him down Have fun getting down. Oh wow. Look at that. That's what it is. Yeah now listen guys Now hey, I'm all now are you Italian

And you speak Italian? Oh my God. Let me just take my wedding ring off real quick. Tikanis. Tikani. Yamas. Milas Elinikon. There's a guy who flew here from Greece. Where are you? Oh there he is, yeah. Did you really fly here just for this show from Greece? I did. Wow, you got a full-blown leak in your roof to come.

Yes. But we appreciate that. Thank you very much. It is what it is. Sacre-propos de poli. Parapolis sacre-propos. Oh, another Greek over here. That's what it is.

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I didn't know I was in a diner all right we go. I can't believe he's the one with his mom and you guys didn't come with your moms. So here's the thing, for me this wouldn't be a history, this wouldn't be an episode about being gay and homosexuality if I didn't mention and talk to you guys a little bit about the gay Nazi. So the gay Nazi, Ernest Chlombe, was a World War II veteran. He fought for the Nazis. And he was in the SA, which was Hitler's fighting force, also known as the brown shirts. And he was openly gay. So this guy was an openly gay Nazi, which was pretty rare in 1930s Germany but Hitler just allowed it so Hitler he was just kind of okay with having a gay bestie this guy

is very interesting I don't know if anyone has anyone heard about this guy so yeah they were heard about him what do you know about him you've seen a documentary about the gay Nazis yeah so there was one guy so he was like she's like I kind of felt he kind of looked like him. So I was like... So okay. So this guy was openly gay, right? And he was a Nazi.

And Hitler loved him because he was such an evil dude and he appreciated his evil skills. So they allowed it. They just allowed it. And he wasn't like gay, you know, like in his privacy. He was like full blown, fully charged. He was like full-blown, fully charged, he was fully confirmed. He would go to leather bars and he would walk around with his dick out like he was gay pride parade float gay, but then he would put on his

like uniform and then like you know kill Jews. It was very weird. So what happened though was is he was gay and he was having fun being gay, killing Jews, whatever he was doing. And that's just what they did. And so what happened though was, Hitler was allowing it all, but then Ernest Rohn, he basically was starting to spread rumors about Hitler saying that Hitler was gay and also he was saying that he wanted to take over Hitler and that he thought he could do a better job running the country because gays know how to spruce it up. Yes

So I think he thought Germany was like looked a little like gross So he was like I can just really like even like just something to these ovens. Just make them a little nicer Yeah, and so Hitler didn't like that. Yeah So Hitler didn't like that. So there was a night called the night of the long knives where Hitler just started killing everybody and Hitler So there was a night called the Night of the Long Knives, where Hitler just started killing everybody, and Hitler, under pressure from the German or the Greeks, just, so now you got the Greek going, and now he's just talking, the Greek, what you did is you put a hole in, even bigger hole in the roof of the Greek.

Yes. Because now I just hear the Greek talking, and it sounds like a fucking sheep. Yes. So Hitler, what he did was, the Night of the long knives, he ordered a massive purge of all his leadership, including our boy Ernest Rhoam, and he said that he gave all the leaders an option because he respected them. He said, I'll give you a gun and you can blow your head off.

And Ernest Rhoam didn't want to do that. And when they walked into the room, Ernest Rhoam was just blowing the gun. So he just kept, he just had it down there, he was just gagging on it. And so I made that part up. So and so instead of executing him he actually was shot in the head, both sides of the head, by two SS officers that some people think he actually was in a romantic relationship with so that he was Undercover banging out yeah some other officers, and they're the ones that killed him which usually get killed by your lover. Yeah You cut he was kind of like a Lgtbq hero, but you can't really celebrate him because it's not the other hobby yet another hobby that wasn't great

Yes, so it's like what he was very defiant and courageous. Like they said, you can kill yourself. And he was defining. He's like, I'm not fucking killing myself. I'm standing up for my gay people. And they were like, look, you were going to kill you. And he was like, but I'm fucking gay, gay pride. And then the gays were like, should we put them in the book? And then someone was like, there was something else, you know, it just, he's, you know, he's

the gay hero from like certain hours of the day and then the rest of his day was full of... They're like, come on, what could he have really done? What could he have really done that was so bad? And then someone's like, he killed six million Jews. Yeah, just a lot of Jews. Is that it? Yeah.

So they said that Rome, he was known to visit gay bars, young male lovers, fun, fun, fun, and then the Nazis used his death as part of the justification for the purge saying he was morally corrupt. And that we have to stamp out sexuality. And then they started killing a lot more gays. They killed a lot of gays. But then it's interesting now because Berlin is like a very very gay German place. And before the Nazis took over Berlin was a very very gay place. Yes. They even had like trance people in Berlin at Berlin. Yeah, they were like the fur There was like a doctor there Who was like doing the first trans surgeries really it's very possible that his name mangle

Not that guy. Okay. He was also doing different stuff. Yeah, he had You guys know dr. Mangle. He had a different idea a different idea. Yeah of medicine. Yeah. You guys know Dr. Mangle, he had a different idea. He had a different idea, yeah. Of medicine. Yeah. Mengele. Sorry Mengele, sorry. Thank you. From the Greek. Yeah. Yeah. I like his little Greek voice. Yeah. Yeah. So, so that, you know, in a nutshell, that's really where gay, you know, and it's been like, like we said before, you know, it's been 5,000 years ago, people, they were writing on the walls of the caves about, about being gay.

It's always been around. Mesopotamia, it's always been around. Sacred band of thieves. Yeah. Have you ever banged a guy? No. I haven't. Well. Blown ever banged a guy? No. I haven't. Well. Blown by a guy. Huh? Blown? No. No. Actually I haven't. Kissed a guy. No. I really

I swear to God I haven't. The only thing I've done is I've held hands and I fell in love. Now ask me. I had a guy I've had a few guys sit on my lap and I've read stories to them. I think that's gayer than banging a guy. That's what I'm saying. So I have held hands and I've had a picnic in the park in a bathing suit. I've read stories to them. I think that's gayer than banging a guy. That's what I'm saying. So I have held hands and I've had a picnic in the park in a bathing suit. I've rolled around in the grass with guys, but I've never, but I just called it flag football. I just dropped the L.

Yeah. So I, no disrespect 50. So I know, but I've never had a gay experience, but I would, here's how I'll describe it is I've never had a gay experience but I would say that when accidentally gay porn pops up on Pornhub I just don't exit out as quickly as I used to. So I will eventually get there because you know but I haven't

exit out and I've said this before publicly I think I'll go the first 50 straight the last 50 gay. Okay Do you? Yeah, I think pride should be a month where everyone like does something a little gay Right, right. That's a good. That's it. Yeah, that should yeah because I kiss kiss me I'm Irish. It should be like there's kiss me. I'm Irish. There's yeah There should be some like you celebrate Pride month by doing something a little gay. Yeah, do do like so like for example like st

Patrick's Day that day you'd be Irish you'd be Irish which means you get to blackout drunk I should draw yeah, yeah, right right, know, Fourth of July, you celebrate American independence. Black History Month, I always run out, when magicians are performing, I run out like, oh! Exactly, exactly. I always do that in Black History Month because I'm celebrating my people and what they do.

We get on the train, we start making a lot of noise. Yes, I dance. Things like that, yeah. Yes. We go into a McDonald's and we hop over the counter I got that one came out of my mouth before I had a chance to stop myself yeah do we have any black fans here one guy okay sir you got a free drink on us for Yanni's comments! Yeah. Greek Independence Day, we start arguing with each other.

Malaga, Tina, soup, Malaga, dinner. Yes, yes, yes, different things. That's sex with a lamb. Yeah, Italians, Italians, you move back into your ma's house for the day. For the day. For the whole month, ma. For the ma, yeah. I love my ma.

I just, I love my ma. I just, I love my ma. So I like that, five month, yeah. And for Oktoberfest? The Germans? Yeah, what do the Germans do? Well. Yeah. What does Germany do?

They start doing a little cleaning. A little cleaning. Let me see your papers. Yes. Says here you're going to Switzerland. I don't think so. Hands up Dr. Jones. So smoke a cigarette.

It is a good idea. I never thought of. Yeah. One of the best parts I think of this show of doing this is we have our a patron. Do you know what a patron is? So what you know what it is. So a Patreon, if you don't know, our Patreon, patreon.com slash history hyenas.

We have extra bonus content up there, episodes that only live there, and then when you get the episodes early, we drop all types of stuff there. It's a great thing, but we like to read out the names of the newest Patreon members, and we pick a winner for who we think is the funniest name and we call that person the PPW, the Pseudopenis of the week, because hyenas have pseudopenises,

the women give birth out of their penises. Okay? You're getting tingly. So what I want to do now is what we do on the show every week is at the end of the episode we read the names but because we have a live, we'll let you decide who the winner is. Normally, right? Yes. Yes.

Okay. So, so, and if some people like to make funny names, and if you don't make a funny name, then we say you're just going straight to the back. You don't, yeah, you don't want it, you don't, you're just like straight to the back of a porn video store. You just, you have your head down, you have your hood up, you don't want your coworkers to know that you listen to this back of a porn video store. You just, you have your head down, you have your hood up, you don't want your coworkers to know

that you listen to this kind of material. So, okay, so welcome to the show, welcome to the Patreon, Jake Reifso, Tristan Lex, then we have straight to the back, but only for the gay stuff. On the list? So it's Drexler? Not on the list yet.

Drexler, Drexler, Drexler. Okay, then we have Adolf the SS ultimate frisbee champ. List, alright. I mean, say it's a walked into one, but put it on the list. This is democracy tonight. Okay, then we got Alex, Pam, Neil Dyson. Oh, walked into one. Walked into one. So walked into one is when the fans try and trick me to say something like that that's not okay. Then we have Fat Fabio. Fat Fabio's funny. Zachary Trube, Vinnie Kisparcic.

Then we have will Mimi's Cherry be released with the JFK files? Will what? That means Mimi's Cherry? Mimi's cherry. I don't know what that is. They may get mad at us like they did the Leroy ceiling cricket. Yeah.

Okay. We didn't know what that meant and then fans got mad. Don't tell them what it means. It's not, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We have one black guy in the audience. It's not that bad though. I don't think it's that bad, but you never know it's fine Mike, okay?

So then we got John Bryan Austin Edmondson, then we got mover shaker moneymaker Kanye West is an aspiring German baker, okay? That's a contender of my book as a contender yeah, you got a cake out the catapult for that one yeah, all right Yeah, it's a walked-in one, but it's just too funny. Yeah, it's funny. Then we got Shia Laqueef. That's a good one. So Drexler, right? Drexler, chicken finger, chicken finger, chicken finger.

Simple, good one. Okay. Nathaniel Gubler, then we got Mace Windu drinks Cuisin gin and juice. Chinese Kin. Yeah. Uh. Then we got, um, she asked my dick but it said no.

Right, right. Okay? That's Yorgos Garaskakis. Yes. Yeah. Jacob Strunk, then we got Harvey Weinstein's Grapevine. Okay. Can't do that.

Then we got, um, Grant Francisco, Dr. Ray Pist MD. Oh, you got walked in one. Oh, Ray Pist. Walked in one. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Walked in one. Dr. Ray Pist, sorry about that.

Dr. Ray Pist MD. Tate Sabalatura. Then we got Gian Sina, aka you can't see my hairline. I don't know what that means. Azrael Kintera, Alex Colborne. Then we got Pussy From a Girl in a Tennis Skirt Cured My Autism. Is that you?

Yeah. Okay. Are you sure that's not you? Yeah. Ma! Your mom is fucking horrified. Can I just ask real quick, why is your mom here? I'm very curious.

I was going to go by myself when she said she'd come with me. That's awesome. That's awesome. Give her a round of applause. That's awesome. What a great guy. Come on, girls. Yeah.

I mean, come on. Guy loves his mom. Come on. This is the guy you should marry Seriously, but I know you're gonna go for some fucking scumbag. Yeah always Some Bensonhurst juice head. Yeah, you're gonna DM one of the Mets go with this guy exactly You have a great life. Maybe you ever the benefits. Are you married to who? And what does he do?

What's up Colleen how you doing? How you doing? Did you get that white BMW he promised you? Yeah. No we're gonna we're gonna do the we're gonna do the wedding ceremony at O'Neill's. That's what we're gonna do. Colleen they're gonna come over there. Don't bring that bitch Tara. She thinks who the fuck she is Tara. I hate that fucking Hua. Bitch Tara Hua. She's been a fucking Hua since Christ the King. She's a fucking Hua.

Fuck her. Go Mets. So then we got Sefa. Backdoor Man. Atani Uchila. Diego Zamudio. Then we got Burrito Monkey for the table, then we got Chrissy's Left Nutwort,

it's on the right. Right, right. Reality is a suggestion and so is my Tea Monkey Dick. What's a Tea Monkey Dick? I think Chinese. Oh. Like tea. Okay.

Is it Tea Monkey? I guess, cause they like maybe ginseng tea. The best name for Chinese Can we delete that part? You said that so matter-of-factly. Sorry. Yeah. The best way to actually refer to those people The fan, a fan said that. Right, right. Yes. Schmidty said that down at the firehouse Right. Yeah, loud as fuck. Are there any Chinese people here? Any Chinese? Any Chinese here. Chinese? No.

Well, there could, there actually could be Chinese here because they could turn invisible so you can't see them really. Okay. You'd have to be able to look under the tables and doors. At least that's what Schmidty told me at the firehouse. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Jeremy Boardman, Irish Dagger, then we got Wasamanny, now it's AK, Way Show She-Man. Close, close, close. Not there.

Close, close, close. Dylan Bentley, then we got Started a Secret Family with a Jewish Girl, hashtag Moneyline. On end? List, list. List? List? List? Okay. So we got two on the, three on the list so far. Then we got Smooch Magooch. Then we got Young Sandwichman. Youngs and Witchman. Sorry,

victim of a bad read. Yeah. Brianna Mierich, Stephanie Palos, Logan Schuman. Then we got straight to the back again. Then we got I knew Bill Cosby as William. That's gotta go to the list, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Then we got Jordan Diaz. Then we got Ryan Potato Monkey.

Got confirmed from the back by a dog tongue. It's what it is. So getting confirmed means confirmed you're gay. 50, you're confirmed. Yeah. What do you guys want to do with that? Drexler list? Drexler, Drexler, Drexler, yeah almost.

All right, Dangling Wang. Oh, Dangling Wang, like a dangling wang. Dangling Wang, good one. Chicken figure. Skylar Martini, Louis Sinto, Justin Long, I really am the actor, love you guys. Oh there you go, Justin Long. Oh wow, Justin Long, yeah, alright, we'll take that, yeah. There it is. Love his movies.

Then we got way too into this show for a white mother of two from the Midwest. Liss? We bring them all out, dude. I mean, look at the difference between these people. I love that, I love that. We bring people together out, dude. Look at the difference between these people. I love that. I love that. We bring people together through offensive comedy. I love it, dude. I love it, dude.

We have the criminals and the victims. It's just nice to see. Yeah, and the garbage man is going to clean up their bodies. Yes, that's what it is. Howard Beach. Yes, Howard Beach. Oh yeah, Howard Beach. Now I know you're racist.

Yeah. Yeah. here we go Jack Smith Brian Juarez, then we got Jake Hopkinson aka far away in the back playing on Father Bill's goo kazoos Goo kazoos goo kazoos on its own would have been great goo kazoos. Calling your dick a goo kazoos is very funny It's very funny. Oh goo kazoos. Goo kazoo. Yes. In other words, you dick is a goo kazoo. Like a kazoo. Oh, it's not a Chinese thing. No. Oh my god. That's what I thought. Yeah, no. That's your brain. No, victim of a bad read. Yeah, it's a victim of a bad read. Sorry about that. I'm sorry. Jesus Christ. I'm sorry.

Austin Rasmussen, then we got Akash Singh, nope, can't do that, not okay, not okay. That's walked into one, you gotta- Not okay, he's a friendly show, can't do that. Can't do that. No, that's bad. Can't do that. Stop doing that. But please never stop doing that. Then we got off

the balance beam frisbee. Okay just a Jewish kid who's you know a little crazy. Liam O'Brien we got him here in the front row. Cody Kundert, Morgan LeMay, Ryan. Then we got why does Akash Singh always fuck up my order at Dunkin Donuts You gotta it's a democracy the Greeks are here democracy it's democracy Democracy we can't we can't we can't not do it. Yes. We have to let the people Speak yeah, let them speak then we got Chris Pistofano and Yannis Poupis. Okay Okay, that's it. Like we got Chris Pistofano and Yannis Poupis. Okay. Okay. That's like one my daughter made up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No? Drexler, Drexler. All right. HZH, Ethan Chavez. Then we got size 36 waist, Sean Chien. Jeremy Lin dribble moves, call that an Eastern Hezzy. Whoa.

It's really good. But I don't know about this list. No, but that's really good. For you guys't know about this list. That's really good. You guys, basketball, people who know basketball, what do we do with that? It's not gonna win though. It's not gonna win. It's not gonna win.

But you wanna put him on the list. He deserves to know that he was on the list. All right, shout him out. Straight to the back with the ladder 14 hat. $3 kissing booth. Grant, I get warnings when pulled over a Dellinger. Okay. Okay.

Cuz he with a piece so long, I can use it as a belt for my size 34 waist. Nice. Okay, cuz he's got a big piece. Lyric Woods, Neil Taylor, big hands. Then we got your friendly South Texas catapult dealer. Guys saying he's throwing people over the wall with catapults. It's not okay. Catapults. It's not okay. It's catapult. Deanna, happy Gilmore. Then we got moving the vegetables because my laser beam wife makes my kitchen smell. It's what it is.

Laser beam, laser beam is Indian. Indian woman because they got a beam right here. It's not okay. Yeah, it's the laser beam. It's not okay. We're not saying it's okay. This is all stuff that Schmidty talks about. We don't like it. We don't condone it. That's a lot of foot... Any Indian people here?

Are there any Indian people here? Here it is. So we're just kidding around. She didn't like it. She also gets a free drink. So... Okay. Uh... Roof still intact, but make no mistake, my glue gun is leaky. So the kid's saying he's got a good head, but he does have chlamydia. Yeah, it's a really another creative one. But it didn't hit in the room. Didn't hit, didn't hit.

But I think maybe it went over their head a little bit. Right, but that's the thing. Drexler, Drexler. All right, we'll give him a Drexler. It's a perfect Drexler. Jay Wood, Joe Brome, Danny Hernandez, Noah Otero, Michael Quinn, then we got Shingis Khan has an egg-shaped dong.

More of a fact. More of a fact. That's okay. Yeah. Cesaroni. Then we got Janus the Greek Squeak. Ben Dodd. Sengis Khan. Juice?

It's a walked into one. Okay. No good. Yeah. Okay. Then we got Ultimate Frisbee Championship. 24. Oh my God, but it's so good though.

No, no, no. I'm not, I'm not doing it. I mean, it's bad. It's so bad. No, can't do it. What do you do? I mean, it's so. I can't.

You can't listen to the people. It's a pro-Palestinian audience. I mean, it's so good. What do we do? No? I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. You can't listen to the people. It's a pro-Palestinian audience. I mean, it's so good. What do we do? No?

I mean, some mostly, but no, we can't. We can't do that. We can't do it. No, we can't. We can't do it. We can't. No. Put it on the list. Yeah. We can't do it. We can't. No. Put it on the list? Yeah. Say, who cares about the Jews? Put it on the fucking list. What happened, Malaka? He's a Jew. He's a Jew. He's a Jew. Who cares about the high Jews?

What's the problem? Part of the list. Part of the list. Oh my God. What's the problem with you people? You love Jews here? Call us the Jews. These people, they're taking your money! They have all your money!

What's the problem? What do you think? Should we... We only have... 5, 10 minutes left. Should we do one... Should we end the list there or do one more page? One more page. One more page. We got two more minutes. And then we gotta pick the list. This got it. We got two more minutes. And then we got to pick the list. Okay. This is it. And then these are the last ones. Okay. So we got

Drew Reed, Jake Orlinski, then we got Ji Jingpin's Bat Chef. So, COVID joke. It's a COVID joke. It's a Drexler. It's a Drexler. William Mozerena, Dennis Luhm, Matthew Gazolla. There he is. Then we got Hord of chiggers bro get out of there no get out of there. Chiggers! Chiggers! Chiggers are a bug! That's a bug. It's a bug. Hoard of chiggers burrowed in Holand's ho-holes. Yeah. Oh Holand, Genghis Khan's wife. We did an episode on Genghis Khan and his wife's name was Holand. Everyone relax. Chiggers are an actual bug.

We talked about it. They exist. They were big in Mongolia from the episode. Chiggers are an actual bug. Now we got Charlie and the Chocolate Starfish Factory. Yeah. Andrew Mayling, Jane Degusu, Lib City. Then we got a Latina with a tat on that tit but Leroy by injection, not me. Okay. She we got a Latina with the tat on that tit, but Leroy by injection not me okay, okay? She's got a black boyfriend. Okay. Yeah, Eric Azamalagh then we got when bug chasing and all I got was I can't read a victim of a battery I can't I can't even see it yet Fuck this thing up. Yeah, I was I was I was anticipating

Yeah, it's the last word he messed up Eric Y Eric Yankowski then we got fruit of the fumes um instead of through the looms yeah chicken finger for sure Christopher McDonough Oreo Jonathan Busky then we got not an Eastern Hemi just have one to the south poop and pebbles I'll get it then we got wet hooker feet for Yanni from the Huzo. Cuzzo from the Huzo. Wet hooker feet for Yanni would have maybe got on the list. Sometimes people go too much.

Yeah, you gotta tighten it up sometimes. Jew Olstein. That's great. That's great. That's great. That's definitely a chicken finger. I think it's list worthy, but you people decide. There's two Olsteins on the list.

All right, I'll put it on just in case. Good, simple bang. Then we got Hoylan is the Mongolian barbecue. Okay, St. Jenkins Khan, I guess I wanna eat Jenkins Khan's wife. Right. Laflama Bianca, Jenna Griggs, is that you? No.

Oh, okay. Oh. Zach Vado, then we got Yanni comes so fast he needs a step stool. Gotta get on the beam. Fumey kid with an anus you can fistula call me Louie the 14th. It's not bad. Not bad. Christopher Telesco, Dustin Avni, Cody, history hyenas up on Arabia during the rule of Lima, massive Fajud. I don't know what that means. Ian, then we got from the land down under, they tunneled tier two, post Hitler's boo-boo,

my accountant is a frisbee kangaroo. Frisbee kangaroo? An Australian Jewish person. That's interesting. That's a really good one. No? No. Not enough, not enough.

Then we got George Washington, a.k.a. Mr. Leroy Teeth. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um.

Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. We can't do that. Frank B. Then we got Genghis Khan, Grape My Mom, White or Wong, it's what it is. Put them on the list, put them on the list.

For sure you can hear the reaction. Jeffrey the Muzzy with the Leroy Cousy. El Salvador Prison equals confirmation camp Steve then we got I use the promo code hi heinous at rocket money comm so they can cancel this description in six months Then last but not least we got bang me out for a black and white cookie. Yeah, which I like all right We got so that's the list so here we go I'm gonna now read everyone who's on the list and we're gonna pick a winner. Let me read them out first and then we'll pick. Okay, hold on.

Got three pages. Oh wait. Damn it. Hold on, I got it, I got it, I got it. Okay, here we go. Let's go from the top. I knew Bill Cosby as William. Way too into this show for a white mom of two from the Midwest that

was getting direct so you just right away you can direct to that one yeah yeah I'm going off the reaction all right yeah but I knew Bill Cosby as William is still in still in okay yeah why does our cushing always fuck up my order at Dunkin Donuts that I mean we're talking about a contender there that's yeah that thing is in the catapult ready to get shot then we got Jeremy Lin dribble moves call that an Eastern Hezzy we're gonna direct through it but honorable mention for basketball fans yeah then we got eight off the SS ultimate frisbee champ now we're gonna direct through it we're gonna gotta beat our college should have walked into one really then we got

movers shaker moneymaker Kanye West is an inspiring German baker. That's still in. That's a contender. That's still in. Then we got started a secret family with a Jewish girl, hashtag money line. No, not good enough. Good one though, any other day for that one.

Okay, then we got Jew Alstein. Chicken finger, chicken finger, yeah. He got put on. And then last but not least, Genghis Khan, Great My Mom, White or Wong, it's what it is. I don't know, did it make it? Almost, yeah. Drexler, yeah.

So, here's what it is. Here's what it is, guys. We got two. No, well, really it's between, we still have I Knew Bill Cosby as William. Okay. Some people- Well, give them all cheers. Let me just read all three out. I Knew Bill Cosby as William. Okay. Some people. We'll give them all cheers. Let me just read all three out.

I knew Bill Cosby as William. Okay. Oh no. Movershaker, Moneymaker, Kanye West is an aspiring German baker. Okay. Okay. And then the third one,

why does Akash Singh always fuck up my order at Dunkin' Donuts? That's the winner. So you can definitely get rid of the third one, the second one, just give him an honorable mention but Akash, this is like the third fucking, it's like the third Akash PPW we've had. Congratulations. Why does Akash sing always fuck up my order at Dunkin Donuts?

You are the winner. Go to historyinusisback.com, see your name up in lights. Thank you guys so much for coming to the live show. Thank you so much everybody. We really appreciate it. We really appreciate all the support. Thank you for coming out. We love you guys. I for coming to the live show. We really appreciate it. We really appreciate all the support. Thank you for coming out. We love you guys.

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