History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - BTK Killer: Chasing the Tingle | History Hyenas

Episode Date: October 16, 2025

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We're going to be just, you're not going to want to listen to this one alone. You're going to want a friend, you're going to want all the lights on because I know if this was me and I heard this episode alone, I'd be scared to go down in the basement. This episode's going to make you want to get a big dog. Yeah. If you're a woman or you live with your mom and you're a woman or if you identify as a woman, you don't want to live alone. You don't want to live alone because who could be lurking and who I'm actually still

afraid of because as you know, me and the Morisa Wigan stockings trying to do relive BTK. Yeah, it's the BTK killer, Dennis Lynn Raider, and that's actually making me nervous because my mother's name is Lynn, and so is the BTK killer's middle name, is Dennis Lynn Raider. All of this killing, we're going to talk about his psychological profile today because that's the most interesting part about it. Let's just say this kid's roof, fully blown off. I mean, let's just say this kid lived in an open-air prison. Let's just say that this kid was more West Coast open concept, indoor, outdoor living. The roof really was not pertinent to his situation.

Yeah, I'm going to start calling this kid Helen Hunt because he had a twister roll through his head. I mean, this kid had a twister that blew his roof off. And the interesting thing about Dennis Rader, aka the BTK killer, aka the BTK cutie, is we don't, there's no evidence that we found that he had, you know, your typical serial killer childhood. He was never abused. He never lit animals on fire.

He never wanted to eat black people He didn't do any of that He didn't do any of that stuff He did He did toy around with He did start with torturing animals I think what you got here Oh did he torture?

Oh I missed that Okay No he did torture animals But he just yeah He didn't have any abuse in his home I mean he I think what we got here Is one of those just

Born bad 100% psychopaths Just what it is Straight up And you can go back If you're a real fan You can go back to the early days Where me and Chris actually take the

I remember the O'Hare psychopath test, and we rate each other to see if we're psychopaths. Right. And I think I might have scored higher than you. Let's take it again. Yeah. Well, and so, and it's interesting, though, but just I want to make it clear, just because you like to torture animals or watch things suffer, it doesn't mean you want to be a serial

killer because when I was a little kid, I used to throw a tide pot or two in my dog's food, but that was just because I was being curious. Yeah, you were being curious. You're exploring. I used to like to throw it in the bathtub and throw a walkman in there. Yeah, but, you know, I'll act. I will act as your therapist right now As I have great insight into the human psyche

I think that situation was more about That the dog was sleeping on the bed And you wanted your mom's bed all to yourself That's what it was Guys You slept in your mom's bed till you were 16 I want to say When of you was junior in high school

Yeah Yeah And then it was And then I was given an ultimatum and said that I need to go sleep in my own room or I'm going to be sent to military school. So she tried to get you out of there, but she just couldn't run a defense that you couldn't figure out.

Yeah, and then she did it to me in steps. I remember being maybe 15, 16 years old and her saying, you have to sleep in the bed and then me and then her coming up with a compromise or me begging for a compromise and she put a chair outside my door and sat outside my door guard. Even though we lived in a three-bedroom apartment, she sat outside the door and guarded it. It's what it is, right? It's what it is, it's what it is.

Yeah, and she allowed me to sleep. with the lights on and the TV on, which I still, too, to this day. Make absolutely no mistake, Yanni, Bonnie. If I, if Jazz and the kids went away on a trip, I would not sleep in my house alone. I would get a hotel. No, yeah, I'd wake up and you'd be outside my house stalking out my basement, just like BTK killer used to do. I'd just see you out there trying to figure out a way to get in. To get it.

Well, it would be interesting. It would be interesting to know to watch the BTK killer try to break it to your house because he would break it through the base, but it'd say, this guy's already got himself in stockings and roped up. He would say by breaking it into my own house? Yeah, he would be a little perplexion and say, this kid's already filming himself with a wig on and stockings

and the rope around his neck. So I guess I'll just go to the next house. Yeah, yeah. He would be a little, right, a little confused. He'd be a little confused and say, why is this kid doing what I would? was going to do to him. I'm like, wait, am I home?

What's going on? He would say, wow. Yeah. Yeah. He might go alert your wife and kids to say, you got a real psychopath down there, but I want to call the cops. Can I just say, um, address the elephant in the room right now? Yeah. We both look super cute.

We really look super cute right now. And I can tell Nick is sitting with his legs crossed because he's hiding his boner. Yeah. I mean, you look super cute. You got a quid shirt on because I got the same one because we got him when we got the free quick. And it's good to feel super cute once in a while. Once in a while you just, it's nice. Like today

I'm just meeting my brother, so I just want to look super cute for him because he's a gay. That's the thing is what I've said this time and time again is if we're around gay men or just other men in general, we want to look super cute for other guys because we deep down know, girls don't really care. But like if a girl

here's the truth. If a girl was out my door, I would just open the door and not care. But if I saw that it was a guy, a relatively handsome UPS guy, I would go like this in the mirror and I would just freshen up and I would just freshen up the sides and just go like and then you know yeah maybe I throw something on to make me look more jacked or I might do a couple of push-ups to get a pump yeah and that's what I used to do do I remember when I was in college and we would have girls over me and my roommate would always

drop down and do 10 oh yeah that's an old guy trick where you just come out feel pump you come out do 10 and then you know when just so the girls can see that your your um your bicep is swelling a little bit now let me ask you a question you're looking super cute because you're going at the dinner with your, with your, uh, brother? Mm-hmm. You're just, what, just a little catch-up? Yeah, just a little catch-up. But, and you know what?

It wasn't even really about that, but I woke up today, and I was like, you know what? I haven't worn a button down in a little while. And then I looked at my top shelf sneakers. Wow. And I was like, I, you know, I've had these for 10 years and I never wear them because they're top shelf. I mean, these are Prada. Yeah. So I said, you know what?

I'm going to start wearing these now because pretty soon I'm going to be 70. Right. So it's like, let me, what am I saving these for? No, I think. I think you have to live immediately. You live right now, my friends, welcome to the Beamcast. You have to live immediately. Okay, I want you to live urgently.

I want you to do, my friends, whatever you have been delaying. I want you to do it right now. There is no tomorrow. You can only live for today. Okay? I want you to persist until you succeed. I want you to renew yourself daily. Every single day you wake up is a new day.

And I want you to think about life like this. I want you to think about there are no solutions in life. Okay, my friends, there are only tradeoffs. so you will never actually get to the permanent right or wrong answer. It's just instead of thinking of what's the solution, think what's the tradeoff. Okay, my friends, and I think if you just try to embark on life that way and understand that life is nuance and life is the gray zone and the internet is binary and black and white and the mob wants you to succumb to certain things because the internet cannot think in nuance and you as a human being, my friend, are only alive in nuance. your chaos, you live somewhere between the chaos and the order, that's why I think the internet is not good for you, and that's why I think you have to do one thing and one thing

only, and that is return to Jesus Christ and find faith. Also, the internet can't understand when you need a new roof. They cannot. It cannot. But return to Jesus Christ, return to Catholicism or Judaism, preferably Catholicism. And the other day, one of the mothers was yelling at my Jasmine for something and I called her a momslem. I said you're acting like a mom'sloom. I said you're acting like a mom'slo. I'm going to use that on my wife. Yeah, I said she was acting like

a mom'slam and jazz laughed because she was being a terrorist to Jasmine. That's very funny. There you go. Now, I want to give you my quick beam cast, my friends. Okay. You're feeling blue, you're feeling down. Let me ask you this. There's a lot of self-help on the internet. But has anyone ever suggested to you

if you're feeling blue, if you're feeling down, have you tried doing something super cute for yourself today? Okay. Have you ever been in a bad mood and done something super cute for yourself? Yeah. Like went and got a massage or went and got a smoothie and kicked your heels, looked in the mirror and said I'm a super cute kid. Right.

Stiled your hair different. Called the friend, yelled cute, got the gay out. Have you done anything super cute? So don't tell me your depressor you're down if you haven't tried something super cute today. Yeah. So my friends, I want you to try something super cute today. And we also have, from the great Jesse Skitturl, we call him one frame, half Jew, Jesse Skitturl.

Because our fans got one frame of him, and they turned him into a meme over and over again. So he's one frame, Jesse Skittor. He has a beam cast today. Come on. You've ruined the illusion. You're supposed to read it like it's yours. No, but they want to hear your beamcast.

No, but yeah, we want to hear you. So he says, my friends today, we're talking about making beautiful music. You see, my friends, you are an instrument and you're capable of making beautiful music. All you need to do is learn how to play your instrument. We read this beamcast. No, what about the third?

one what about the big storm is on the horizon oh that's a good one my friends when a big storm is on the horizon are you a port in the storm for your fellow man i want you to be that port in a storm this sounds like a gay docking this is yeah i want you to open your port and let your fellow man dock in you yes i called it yeah dock and you and my friends when you allow them to use your port which is your asshole yeah docking in and out over and over again until your port is full you will feel a deep satisfaction, my friends. And that, my friends, is how you stay on the feet and inside of an ass. I like that.

And that's a nice one from Jesse. And then Nick has one, but it's in Spanish, so we can't read it. We can't read it. We can't read it because we'd have to ask permission from Antifa. It's just what it is. Because I think it's part of their mission statement. Nick the stick. Way's on chain.

Nick looks like a wrestler who just lost a lot of weight. And is doing Diamond Dells Page Yoga. I had Nick because we had three pastries and I had Nick hold up and I let him do it like a grab bag like which one he wanted and he picked the apple bar which was the shit one. Yeah, that's what he picked the healthy one, but was it yummy, yummy and you tummy? Okay. What happens is Nick's Latin parents are upset that he's hung out with too many gringoes. Too many gringoes.

He doesn't eat any Maduro's. Now Nick, Nick was at Comic Con this weekend. He sent me a picture of him and a friend of his that was dressed up as the Flash. Nick's what we call a finger sniffer. Yeah. Nick is a little bit of a finger stiffer. Yes. Nick, yes.

RFK would say that... He's got some nerdy interests. Yeah, yeah. And Nick's circumcised, so therefore, according to RFK, is autistic. That's right. That's what it is. Is that the new one? Is the circumcision?

That's what RFK said, you're circumcised. But he said it's really, you know, if you're circumcised, there's a high correlation of being autistic, but he said it's because they're given Tylenol after the circumcision, and that's what gets the autism. Oh. Oh, so what about the girls who are autistic? That, I don't know. You can have to ask RFK.

Yeah, or we could just ask the president of Egypt. Yeah, it's what it is. It's what it is. I was in Boston this weekend. A lot of beautiful Asian women in Boston, and all I'm going to say is come honeypot me. Call you Winnie the Pooh. I mean, I want to get honey potted.

Yeah, you text me, you said, I'm in Boston, and I could get honeypotted big up there. You really like Boston girls. Boston has everything that you love. Yeah. Smart girls and Chinese girls, because there's a lot of universities. Make zero mistake about it. Make zero mistake about it.

If your town does not have a Chinatown, but you do have an Ivy League school, guess what? You got a Chinatown. You got to. It's just what it is. Yeah. So whatever, there's a ramen noodle spot, I assure you. Now, Boston has an Ivy League school and a Chinatown, so that's what we call a base for Shanghai. That's what we call it double stuff Oreo.

Yeah, it's what it is. That's what we call. Let me get an extra pair of chapstick. Yeah, that's what we call a fucking yin-yang. Weissong-sheen. That's what we call it double Weizhong-shean. Yeah. Way-sung-Shii.

Now, here's the thing. That's what we call a Yao Ming. A Yao Ming. Big, big Chinese. Now, serial killers, Dennis Rader, the reason why we want to speak about him, there's a great Netflix documentary that's out right now that really interviews his daughter and what his daughter's life was like, you know, she claims she never knew anything about him and the wife never knew,

which there's a part of me that I do actually believe that the children didn't know that their dad was the BTK killer. However, I think it's one of those like they did, they saw these signs, but their brains just chose to not accept that that's what it was, right? I mean, because you've got to know something. You've got to know something's a little off, but you're choosing to not, you're choosing not to admit it. I mean, the guy kept his trophy file, like, behind a, like, wood panel in the basement. Like, all they had to do was snoop around in the basement, and they would have had a big, big, big surprise. When the police finally arrested him in 2005, when they went into his door, when they went through his front door in his coat closet where all the other coats and shoes were, was his kill bag, which had rope and tape and all this other stuff. So it's like, how do you explain that to your family?

You just have a bag of rope and tape in women's panties and duffel bag. My wife lets me live so much and kind of isn't curious and doesn't like minds her own business. I've thought that. I've been like, if I was a serial killer, I think I could get away with it for at least seven years. Yeah, because your wife just doesn't care about you. She does not come down. It's about the children. She does not come down to my jerk lab.

Right. It's just what it is. She just never comes down. She never uses that bathroom. She never comes down. I could have dead bodies down there. She just wouldn't come down. She just come straight down to do laundry.

She'll come straight out. It's something. It's just nice that we have old school. Greek rules in my house. Yeah, it's just what it is. When a man's sitting on the couch, you do not speak to him unless you tell him that there's something that he needs to do, which is often what she tells me. I almost feel like my wife waits for me to sit down in order to tell me that there's something that needs to be done. Yeah. Yeah. I got a call today while I was in the car, as per usual, where she just called and said, Freddie pissed on the chair. Right. I'm like, great. Yeah. Thanks. It's good that I know.

Right. Thank you for letting me know. And now what? I'm not home. And, And now what? Yeah. What do we do now? So what did she do? No, she just threw it in my lap. Yeah. She just threw it in my lap and said, I don't want to be alone with this.

So here's something to ruin your day, too. Yeah, yeah. What they do. Is there a way you could talk to the chair and clean it up? Is there any way I can BTK her? Yeah, it's what it is. Lad of 14. Yeah, I mean, look, here's the truth with this kid, Dennis Lynn Raider.

First of all, was born in 1945. So the kid was born in the USA Glory year when we just went in World War II. and by the way, and I'm going to talk about this at patreon.com slash history a inus, but I found a newspaper in my house from 1939, and I've been reading the articles, and it's just wild. I'm just saying life in 1939 wasn't that different than it is today. So anyway, buying torture, kill, the BTK killer, who I'm sure everybody's familiar with. They said he killed 10 people in Wichita, Kansas, and I think that what you were saying, Yanni, is true, is that he didn't have any

really red flags from his childhood, but he just lived in Wichita, Kansas, so you get bored, you want to kill people. You know, I think your environment has a lot to do with who you are. And I didn't really think that until I went to Tacoma, Washington. And I found out that Tacoma's,

there's a reason why not too many famous people are from Tacoma, but the most known person is actually infamous, and that happens to be the great Ted Bundy. And great, I put that in, quote, marks. Right. And when you're in Tacoma, you go, this, your environment is kind of a parent of yours. Yeah. It's like you're raised by your parents, but you're also raised by where you are. Right. And Tacoma, if you were to make it into a person would be a serial killer. It is a

serial killer. That's how shitty Tacoma is. Tacoma is disgusting. The weather is nuclear fallout. The people just look miserable. Yep. The old women have like bright red hair. Yeah. They're all carrying shields, yelling about the government. It's like a war zone down there. It truly is. It's disgusting. Yeah. And the architecture is like,

looks like Eastern European, like Soviet. Yeah. It's just a disgusting. They have Gonzaga University. That's all they have. That's good. Gonzaga's not far.

It's not far. That's the only thing they got, much different from Seattle. It's so crazy that those two cities are only like an hour apart because they really are centuries apart as far as cuteness. Yeah, but Seattle is one of those places, too,

where it's like, I like Seattle. I think it's beautiful. It's got the rain. But it's like, I don't want to have to fly six hours to go watch people do heroin. If I want to do that, I'll go right here to the lower east side of Manhattan. That's right. I could just, you know what I mean?

Take an Uber in. Yeah. It is super cute, though, down there by the water. By Seattle water? Yeah. Well, what's beautiful is the Puget Sound is good. What I really like, what one of my favorite things to do is, is to walk by the original Starbucks, get a coffee, and then get a clam chowder in a bread bowl and sit there and look

out at the Puget Sound. That's nice. And you also can go to the original. Red Robin. That's where Red Robin the burger joint started in Seattle. I know all the super cute places to go. Have you been in that diner that was in Sally? No. When Harry

Met Sally? No, it was another Tom Hanks movie. No, when Harry Matt Sally is really crystal. Sleepless in Seattle. Have you been to the Sleepless in Seattle dump? No. Because it's a dump. Let me just say this. It's a tourist attraction. It's down there fucking by the sea portal wherever it's called all those restaurants. The food is

disgusting. And it's a fucking dump. Yeah. I'm so. Okay. Tom Hank's an actor sat there and that's like their big claim to fame and then there's the booth and you can sit where he's at. But how about the food? How about make the food not fucking dog food? Right. That would be nice. Well, what Seattle's got that's very good is coffee. It's got coffee and liberals. Yeah. Yeah. But the only thing I like about performing in those liberal cities is that usually it brings out the counterculture. Like these cities themselves are very annoying like people, whatever, upset at everything. But the people who live there,

and who like comedy typically aren't that way. Yeah. And they'll just laugh at anything. They just want to get a break from their life. Yeah, I like liberals. I like New York liberals. I think Seattle and Portland liberals are what you call annoying liberals. Yeah, I agree with that.

It's just an adjective. It's annoying liberal. They yell, they yell, they yell, but then Seattle, you got to pay like $3,000 for one bedroom apartment, too. So get off your high horse. You're a money town too, okay? Eat your row is probably the best baseball player of all time. And yeah, and there's too much human shit in the streets in Seattle and Portland

in for me to just take anything you guys say seriously. There you go. There's the weather. When you turn on the weather in Seattle, they go, it's a chance of rain today and also a 14% chance of tear gas. Yeah, that's what it looks like. All right. So let's go back. BTK killer.

I mean, first of all, Dennis Raider. Not cute. Not a cute kid. The only cute serial killer we've ever found is really Ted Bundy. It's the only cute. Handsop kid. Let me ask you this, though. BTK, right?

Psychopass. They do have good personalities. He's like, you know, they do not how to fucking ham it up. Yeah. You think he would have been a fun hang? A hundred percent. I think he might have been a good hang. Oh, 100 percent.

And then you're kind of like before you ever know it, you just got your legs roped up. I mean, because before you even know with him, you got high heels on, you got a miniskirt, and you just roped up. Yeah. Same with John Wayne Gacy. You just got roped up. But even when you see the interviews with John Wayne Gacey, like he has personality. Yeah. He really does.

He really does have personality. And the kick of paint. How come all these fucking evil people can paint? Yeah, I don't know. Hitler painted, John Way Gay so you can make you paintings. What's up with? They're all artists. I mean, because they're artists.

So the first people that he killed was in 1974, and he killed an entire family. And you know what I hated about this? Yeah. What I hated about this, most of all, was the family that he killed was called the Otero family. Yeah. So I think he's targeting Hispanic families like ice. Yeah. And I don't like that.

I like that. I like that. If it was a white family, I would have been a little less disturbed. Yeah. Right, Nick? Yeah. His first family was a fucking Latino family. Yeah.

I don't like that. Don't love it. And he also killed kids, that piece of shit. So I'm surprised he's still alive in prison. Normally, like, somebody would just let this guy get killed in prison, but the kid's still live. He's still alive and he's writing, like, grievance letters all the time. What, like, grievance letters?

About the prison and stuff. Because this guy just needs attention. Well, he's, he's a wild narcissist. Yeah. Dennis Raider. Wild. We'll get to it when he gets captured and the video of him, like, like just matter-of-factly talking about the murders and eating French fries, and it's crazy.

Yeah. But then he killed, he would kill people. He would break it to their house, and then he would tie them up, bind them, torture them, and then kill them. And I think the more you were scared, the more, the worse it got for you, right? Harder he got. Harder he got. He wanted that. And then he would jerk off and come on the bodies, right?

That's what he liked to do. It was so he liked to just finish on you without you being conscious. That was sort of his, that was his couped. coup that was his He needed you to die though Yeah it was like Finn How do you say it when they say The End at the end of a movie

That was his Denuma is the word I'm looking for Got it Yeah He would also sometimes camp out in the house So he would stalk the place pretty thoroughly Kid walked around with a pad And he would write down details

He would pick victims He'd write down all the data He was like a meticulously compulsive Control freak And what he would do is he would stalk out a victim Usually a woman who lived alone Or a woman who lived with her mother. He didn't like guys around. Never, dogs always skipped that. Really? The thing about him is we know

everything because he kept these detailed journals of everything. And he also told the cops everything because he was so proud of it. Yes. He was proud of it. So he would sometimes get in there before they were home because he knew their schedule and he would lace the place with audio equipment. So he would lace the place with hidden mics and the vents because he wanted to hear the suffering so he could relive it because he would constantly go there and just jerk off to it. Wow. Yeah, full-blown, no roof. No roof. And that's interesting that the dog would deter.

Oh, yeah. He would pick no dogs. Yeah, because make no mistake, because I got big news. We just put in a bid, and I think Jasmine said we got it. I got a puppy that's a Doberman Lab mix. That's going to require a Doberman Lab? Yeah. That's a good mix and a great family dog.

Yeah. And that's a good choice. Yeah. But you're going to have to do some reading, and it's going to need some time, but you're going to find out a lot about yourself. For example, you're going to find out that you want a poison dogs. Yeah. And you're going to find out that you don't have a lot of patience.

Well, here's the thing is that that's what I was thinking about that. It's going to be, I knew that it was going to be a lot of work and it was going to need to get a trainer. That's why I'm also proud to announce that Sergio Chacon's got himself a new job. And that's training my dog. But how about this? So the BTK killer's not going to come my house with a dopamine. And yeah, and that's the thing. What does it feel like that you're going to be able to maybe sleep with a lot?

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The funny thing about you really is that we do sleep with the lights on. I do. You do sleep with the television on. And you do run the water when you go to the bathroom. We've said it before. Yeah. But you also look like a guy that no killer would ever target. I know, but yet I still find myself terrified. Like I said yesterday, Yannis sent me these pictures that I sent you, Jesse.

These are pictures of Dennis Rader, the BTK killer. And he just said, this guy's roof has been blown clean off this picture. And then these next ones. And I showed Yonis a picture because I was being dead serious. He sent it to me at about 1 o'clock in the afternoon. It was a rainstorm. So it was a little cloudy and gray. My family was downstairs.

I was upstairs taking a shower, aka. Tell him I was taking a shout, but I was really just masturbating. And I couldn't open the door because I believed, even though Dennis Rader is in prison right now, locked up behind bars, doesn't even know that I exist. After I saw these pictures, I believed that this man was on the other side of the door looking at me, and I couldn't open it for about five minutes. And I actually hung up. I actually stopped texting Yannis, and I got on the phone with my dad, and we started talking about baseball. And I said, what the Yankees do? just because even though the Yankees had been knocked out of the playoffs

and he said, what do you mean? And just having my dad's voice, just having to know that there was another man on the other side of that phone, I walked out proud and naked. So you just needed that conversation to get you on the other side of that door? I needed to do that because I absolutely was terrified. Like we were driving home from Boston, me, Steve and James, we were driving home and there's a way you can go. You can either take I-95, which has lights or the Merritt Parkway, which is dark,

and it was 12 o'clock at night. And even though I was in the car or two other guys, I said, Steve, stay on 995 with the lights. I'm not getting on the Merrick Parkway with no lights. Now, how did Incy Bincey Stevie see over the wheel? Stevie? Well, what we did? We got Stevie a lift.

We got Stevie a lift. Didn't we call him Teeny Stevie? Teeny Stevie, yeah. And then you sent me a picture of your kitchen, which is beautiful. And then I noticed on the corner, right, small, a lower right-hand corner of your kitchen. You also had a little Fisher Price kitchen for your daughter. And I wondered if that was Stevie Weenie's kitchen. Guys, you see, when I look at these pictures

And can we post, Jesse, are they seeing these right now? Because when you look at these pictures They made me laugh They made me laugh Well, because especially the one that left makes you say That guy stole my act Yeah, he stole my act I mean, these just made me laugh

Here's the thing about serial killers And why they don't scare me And I hate to say this Yeah They usually go off their women are gay guys Right. It's like few Right

It's like, I mean, we just don't have to worry about it. So if you're walking home late at night and it's really dark out, you're not, you're not worried about a guy coming up behind you and killing you. Currently or what I grew up, because currently I'm not scared of anything. Yeah. Because my neighborhood has no dings. Way song she ain't. What it is. When I was growing up, I was scared a teenager.

Yeah, because it really should be called a ring camera. Should be called a ding camera. Lad of 14. I just really didn't think camera What it is Searching for dinks Sorry Yeah

There's just no dents Yeah When I was growing up I was scared A teenager What were you scared The funny thing is Because you grew up with

Some people Who were very bad kids Yeah You grew up with some naughty boys But you're scared Of the fucking B-Tay killer Yeah

When all you're gonna do Is you can bleep This Where he lives And the fucking Beteak killer Is toast Dose

All you gotta say The Beatty killer said Hillary's great and kill him. But it is. Yeah. And then, you know what I... I know some dangerous kids. I really do. I grew up around some dangerous kids. Some of them are your family. I know. But do you think that maybe it's because I was the only,

you know, I was the only man boy. I had, my mom, my aunt, my cousin, because you know, my dad wasn't there and my cousins also went through a divorce or do you think that... You might have been scared of your uncle downstairs when you heard... It's just what it is. I plugged that figure.

Well, you know, You know what is the scary thing? This has to be cackled. But you know what is actually a scary thing? Well, this doesn't have to be, but one thing that... No, cackled what I just said. Oh, yeah, cackle what he said. But the thing that was scary is, I do have a memory of when my uncle would work on

like stuff down in the basement welding stuff. I went down there one day to like get something from the laundry room, whatever my mother asked, and he was down there with the welding mask down. And he was just messing around me and he started running at me with the welding mask with like the tool, but like joking around. But he never put the mask up. And I didn't know that it was him. Right.

And so I have like this trauma where sometimes even still in the middle of the night, I'll go up and take a piss and I'll think I'll see a guy with a welding mask. I think that might have left the trauma. But you didn't know as him. Did he say anything? Because if you said, if he talked, you would have known because he would be like, Mira, look, look, look, over here. Yeah. Where about that city?

Get over here. Yeah. Crazy go back on stay. Baba. Papa, Papa, Baba. Yeah. He was a Puerto Rican. Uncle Victor was a Puerto Rican big.

Big. Big. And he, I guess, theoretically, would keep it safe. But then he moved out. So maybe it's that. But I am like Jesse and Nick, if you're watching the BTK killer documentary all by yourself, no lights on, say you have a home that has a basement. Would you be a little nervous after seeing all this stuff? Would you be a little nervous walking up the stairs? For real. Yeah, I would. I'm a big chicken. You would. You would think that he's out there. I'm scared. Yeah. When I watch like a horror movie, I get really scared. You know what Nick would do? Nick wouldn't be scared. Nick would hear a little rust in the basement. He'd go into his closet. He threw on, he'd throw on his wristbands. Yeah. He put on his Hulkomania fucking. Yeah. He'd go, all right, brother, whoever's down there. I'm coming down, brother.

Yeah. Jake the snake, is that you? Yeah. Nick would dress up like Iron Man. Yeah, he'd dress up like Iron Man. Yeah, he'd go right down there. Yeah. So, okay, yeah, I, I, it is interesting that other grown men would feel because I, even,

even me looking at this now, the one, and we're going to get more into Dennis but the one the documentary that still to this day haunts me the most is the one about uh is it richard ramirez the night stalker yeah that one is so freaky there's a part of that one where they're panning he looks like satan he that was a disgusting part in a very nice outfit yeah thank you he looks like richard ramirez genuinely look like the face of satan and people would say the one six five said his breath was so bad that they actually never smelled anything like that like he was a demon. I disagree because I think he looked like a cute cute kith model. You think he did? I think the kid was a good looking kid. Yeah, see. I mean, if he went another way, I mean, this could, he could

have been like posing in Adidas. I mean, we'll get, we'll get another episode on him. I don't think he's a cute kid? I mean, yeah, but his teeth are bad, they said. Teeth are bad, but in another life, cutie. This kid would have been super cute. I mean, but, so Dennis Rader, let's get back to him, the BTK killer. What was very interesting about him is that much like he's really one of the only serial killers we can think of that he had like a wife, two kids was as normal as normal could be that people were genuinely shocked

when they found out that this was the guy. There was this one guy who was very similar to BTK. Even their modus operandi was similar and I think their sexual dysfunction was... That was a squeaker. It's a squeaker. Yeah, that was someone called an aftershock. It was a Canadian, a Canadian military guy.

Okay. And he used to also steal the panties and put them on. If you could just Google that and pull up the picture because it makes me laugh every time. I know I shouldn't be laughing. But just to see this guy, a military guy with the stern look on in a full underwear and bra. It just makes me laugh.

He was very similar. And he also had a family like that. And his family. And when he got caught, he just, that was the thing he was most concerned about was his wife. And you know what BTK said when they caught him? What? When they, you know, they waited for him.

It's funny because the cops stalked. him waited for him to drive home and they pulled him out of the car and he put him down and he just said can somebody call my wife and tell her I'm not going to make it for dinner yeah that's just how psychopaths are like just no feelings all data yeah just well that's the thing is Russell Williams he's my guy there he is and this guy is not known he's fully blown it is what it is yeah yeah what it is this guy has a fully blown off wow is fully blown off and you know don't mean I ever see that. That's like a two piece. That's like a two piece for guys. Because it's like a little longer at the top. He found a nice piece. So he's in jail for life,

this guy, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Jesse, make sure you put these photos up so people can see him. And what was interesting about him? He was very similar to BTK. Right. Very similar. But he only killed two, so he must have got caught much quicker. No, he killed more than two. He killed more than two. Maybe only admitted to kill him. Yeah, he killed more than two. How many did he get? dude he was he was like a high-ranking Canadian officer he was a high-ranking and also here's the thing why is he not that famous then it's Canada he's Canadian it's like you know nobody cares right really got a you know you really if he gets in a uh a dis beef with um Kendrick Lamar

maybe people will know more about him it's just what it is yeah he's just yeah yeah Canadian but the Canadian's got some good ones I mean the whole homoka Kathleen Hamoka and um Bernardo what was his name Bernardo and Kathy Hamoko It was the They were like a Bonnie and Clyde Yeah Bonnie and Clyde A killing

Were very famous They were probably the two most famous He gets overlooked I think because of those two But he is the same thing as BTK Almost exactly He would also do the same MO He would stalk He would stalk

And then he would slip into the house And wait for him But he didn't want to torture and kill No he did a little bit of that He did he tortured them And he got off on the fear Yeah But these guys don't want to go after guys

They don't want to go after guys here's the thing he also would film it and take trophies like that and here's the thing about BTK also he was a military guy and his dad was a Navy guy and he was in the Air Force

for a couple of years as well so but he was his commanding officer said he was very lazy and not a good officer Dennis Raider was not yeah he could scroll down a little bit but he was also a church leader he was a church leader he was also an ADT security employee

which is interesting because he knew what phone lines to cut he would cut, he would cut the power basically to these people's homes. Yeah, he was, he was, uh, animal officer. He would like, uh, compliance officer. He was, um, he had a whole bunch of jobs very, he was a church deacon or something. I'd like to do some type of like that movie minority report. I'd be interested. I'd be absolutely into getting like, if you could scan someone's brain, if they have that

in them, then you just can put them. If you don't want to kill them, you don't have to kill them, but you could put them in some type of penal colony where like they just, you know what I mean? like they're just out of society. How do we even remove that? Yeah, the thing is, neuroimaging has really changed the game. These guys, their mirror neurons just don't fire the way you're supposed to fire. Mirror neurons are like, I'm happy, your neurons go, you smile.

If I smile, you smile, you know. It's like it shows you're connected. We're transferring energy. In many ways, just from a scientific point of view, as soon as you and I lock odds with each other, we're inside each other. We're inside each other. I could get inside you with my mirror neurons. Yeah. And then maybe that's the way to stay in the program and say, I'll have sex with my neurons.

Our neurons are having sex. Yeah, you just want to have sex. Yeah, you just want the neurons to fucking bang. That's all. Yeah. So he, but the complicated thing is you can absolutely tell by looking at a neural image who a psychopath is 100%. Wow. But the problem is, is that there's a lot of psychopaths who are just,

law-abiding good people. A lot of them go become pilots. A lot of them become military officers. A lot of them become race car drivers. And they never want to kill anybody. Because they have a low fear. One of the things, one of the hallmarks of psychopathy is you have a smaller amygdala, you don't feel fear. Right. So they don't fear fear. They don't get nervous. They don't have anxiety. So those people who are raised in good homes, you know, just go and thrill-seeking jobs. That's what it is. A lot of times. And a lot of times they're heroes and stuff like that. and they are given a moral compass and they do have a moral compass

it's just more cognitive and also this thing that psychopaths don't feel they do feel they just feel kind of more through themselves they're not they just with the thing they lack is empathy but how does the roof get blown so clean off that you

are going to motels every Friday night and tying yourself up and putting on clown mats and wigs and taking videos of yourself how does it get so blown off to this I think tell me how it happens I really think boredom? I really think it was a combination of nature and nurture. I think he was born, right, with

a psychopathic wiring. And then he was just in Kansas. Yeah. This kid had a lot of time in his hands. He probably started by burning ants. And because he was a son, we all, like, burned a few ants. We all threw salt on caterpillars. We were all

fucking dicks. We all played for matches. But I think when he did, he got a little bit more of the tingle. It's just what it is. He went a little pewing. Yeah, he went a little pewing. He got a little tingle. And then because he was in Kansas, there was nothing. Put that back up, Jess. There was nothing else to do. He couldn't go play with football. He couldn't go break windows of buses like you did. Right. Couldn't throw eggs on Halloween. He just sat around so he said, why don't I just burn more ants? And they just kept burning ants and then he needed more of a tingle

and he just kept chasing the tingle. That's what it is. And make absolutely... Is that the name of the episode? Dennis Radar chasing the tingle. That's it. Make absolutely no mistake. I know there have been many times or you and I have been texting and you have been in that position on the bottom right. And I've tried to FaceTime and you won't pick up because you're in a motel tied up texting. I'm predisposed at the moment. What it is. Now he would do this not to get off, which is crazy. So you know why he did this? Tell me. He was so meticulous. He was very smart in a maniacal way. He was so meticulous and data driven that he wanted to rehearse what he was going to do. Oh, so this, he would do these things on Friday nights because he had a

victim planned out. He would, yeah, he would just, he wanted to know how it would look. He also wanted to, and this is all according to him, we know everything, which is unique about his situation because of his detailed journals that the FBI got a hold of, law enforcement got a hold of. He would want to know also what the victim would feel, but not for empathy or not to be like, he wanted to know because it helped him get off more. Right. So he would strangle himself to feel the pain of the suffocation. So that's how all of them died from strangulation. He didn't shoot

them or stab them. No, he shot the brother of one who didn't die. He was but mostly strangulation and he would cut them up, he would stab him, he would torture the shit out of him, he would like put pliers on their nipples, I mean he would torture them for

as long as he could. Until they died. But he didn't want them to die quick. He wanted to do slow. So a lot of times what he would do is he would strangle them until they would black out whatever and then he'd let go right before they died he'd splash water on their face bring them back and do it again

what a scumb back so why does he get to live though in prison I think he called it something some weird type of like death CPR he was a bad kid he got off actually on the pain that's what turned him on was their fear and their pain

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with it, just like I think Tacoma had a lot to do with it. So he kills from 1974 to roughly 1991, and then the killings just stopped. The people of Kansas thought that they were out of it, whatever. And then in 2004, he started contacting the media and the police again, which ultimately led to an investigation. And he said to them, the floppy disc, you know, this is 2004, 2005, digital forensics is new. BTK sent a floppy disc to, there was a victim.

One of the victims that, I believe, was killed, the medics got there before the police. This is in the 80s. The medics got there before the police, and this is creepy. The medics got there first, and so the body was gone by the time the police got there. So the police did all their forensics and stuff, but the body was on its way to the hospital where it eventually died. And in 2004, this case, which is from the 80s, on this floppy disc, is pictures of that victim in the house. It was from, they knew it was BTK because he had taken those pictures and he had them on him and then he escaped and then the, you know, the body wasn't there when the police got there so it couldn't have been from the cops. So it's from him and he says to the guy, he says to the FBI agent he's talking to, he says, is there any way to trace a floppy disk back to, back to me, be honest.

So the FBI is like, you know, of course they're like, no, there's absolutely no way we're being honest. but of course there was and then he sends them the floppy disc and within an hour they found where it came from the church that he was the pastor of christ lutheran church and the author named dennis yeah his logging his log name was dennis so they used the metadata and they found there's only one guy named dennis at the christ lutheran church and he is the the pastor and to confirm it what they did um was they saw that his daughter this guy dennis's daughter went to uh kansas State University. State University.

So the guy, the investigator, went there as well to that same school. And he knew that if you had any medical condition, they kept your records and had your DNA. So he went and found his daughter and she did have a pap smear there. Yep. And so they just, without anyone knowing or her permission, they took her DNA. And it was a dead on match to be the daughter of BTK because they had BTK's DNA from an earlier crime. Because he was coming on all the victims. He just would leave a little, he would just, it was like, it was just like a little, you know how, you know how salt bay just sprays a little, yeah, yeah, it was his little salt bay.

Now, he probably did it like this. He took it, put in his head, he went like that. Now, Jess, if you can make another, you know, page, because I still want to get to this, but the BTK letters to the police are interesting because he's just a very, very, very pompous, like wildly narcissistic that, to the point. point where you're like, okay, there's some kind of issue here. Yeah. Because he's been corresponding with the police the whole time teasing them. Yeah. Fucking with them.

Well, he says, no, if you could go like to there, there must be a website for just because, yeah, maybe here. There was, because he says something, yeah, go down a little bit. He says something. He's basically taunting them and saying like, you know, there will be another victim. You need to find me first type thing. And I forgot, it would have been good to just, if I had this. They all like to do this, right? Jack the Ripper did it too, right?

Yeah. He would contact the police. They get off on it. They get a nice dopamine hits from just the game of it. Right. And the attention in the media, they love it. Maybe that's it. Yeah.

The notorious BTK killer sent. Now, what's this mask? That was the mask he would put on when he would rehearse his. I see. And BTK, he gave. himself that nickname because he said find him you can call me the BTK he probably sat there do you think he had a brainstorming and he went over a couple of names yeah yeah he was like i'm the panty hose man no that doesn't click yeah that doesn't that won't hit that won't slap yeah he was

looking for one that slapped and by the way i know in a way we're doing not in a way we are doing this and and i know that there's some some wrong in this but if you scroll down a little bit just like the first comment and there's true glorifying criminals that's what essentially Netflix and all that has become, it's just a way to glorify criminals and make this thing like be interesting to people. And it is kind of like,

I think in 200 years from now, the future people, and be like, all those kids' roofs were blown clean off. Let me ask you a question, all of us here, because that's an interesting point. Is it that they're doing that?

Or are they just fulfilling a very big demand in the marketplace? Because let's talk about it. True crime, true crime is massive. Sure. It is absolutely massive and we all consume it. We all want to watch it. So is it them doing it to us or are they giving us what we want?

I think it's probably like anything else in life, lies a little bit in the middle, lies a little bit in the nuance. It lives in a new eye. That's where it lies. I think it dances between chaos and order, which is just where life goes. Yeah. And that and this interview right here, if you. If you play that, this is where they are, the day they caught the BTK killer, Dennis Raider, and then he's just confessing to the murders to the police.

And he just, I mean, he's literally eating a cheeseburger and french fries as he's telling them one by one. Even the ones that they missed, he's just telling them, this is what happened, stupid. There was one girl who fought back a little bit, and he called her in his journal a troublemaker. Yeah. He was like, that one was a troublemaker. Yeah. And he didn't get to torture the way he liked. So he called it unfinished business.

Now, do you think they'll ever, like, could they give, like, these people pills and medicine in jail to make them realize, like, what they've done? You think they're just so far gone that they're just going to die? Because the thing is, Dennis Raider doesn't feel any remorse because in his mind, he doesn't think he did anything wrong. Right. Well, yeah, I don't know. Does he? Yeah, I don't think he does. I don't think he does.

Maybe you're right. I don't know. I think they probably will be able to do something because, look, they can already stimulate, you know, they have that electronic stimulation for depression. they can do things with the electricity of your brain I wonder if there will come a point where they can enhance your amygdala they can do things

with neurolink type of technology I mean pretty soon I think that we're going to have a cure to a lot of things my only question is will we then become very boring right like you know will there be no more

affairs or murders or things that really give us the tingle spice it up yeah there will be nobody to give us a tingle Yeah. No more Al Capone's because they'll just turn him into a choir boy. Yeah. I mean, what's, what's it going to be? Yeah, that's true. I just go in and you go, hey, I want to be a good person. I want to be a monogamous, good father. Yeah. It doesn't covet thy neighbor's wife. And then you're going like, well, where are all the stories going to come from? Right. Right. All the stories come from human flaws, from emotions, from the gods laughing at our mortality. See, and that, and that's just true, like, in human brains. I mean, like, you know, me and my girl have been on such good terms. and we don't fight anymore, so I just have to pick fights with my manager now.

Right. That's just what it is. Right. Yeah. Now, let's listen to this. Why does he have a nickname? Whoa. Your manager?

Yeah. He's another guy that gave himself the nickname like BTK. Go ahead. And he started talking and kind of danced around for a while. Kids close. Now, can you pause it for a second? Every white guy to me in the Midwest looks like they could have a, panties in their basement.

I don't know why they all look that way. They all look like they have panties in their basement. They all look like they have active congestive heart failure. I mean, that guy looks like it's... And they could nail him. Let's see. Here we go. Anyway, you can get out of the DNA, right? You can't get out of your beginning unless you've had a total blood transfer and lost every

order. It's there. And there's almost the exact three-hour mark of them being in the room. And he said, you got me. on BDK. Yes, you guys know. I don't. Say we'll chicken. They're talking to Raider and Lieutenant Landware pulls up in a Ziploced evidence value.

By the way, great commercial for McDonald's. Yeah. He's having a little Mickey D's. Yummy. You know what this is? Dennis Raider starts poking his finger forceful on this floppy desk. And he says, I got a question. And then he says, I got a question.

I need this. Sure. I did. Because I was trying to catch you. And the lieutenant was trying to catch it. It took a while for Dennis. Narcissism. Yeah, the narcissism's crazy.

He told police. Like, why did you follow my rule? Right. But you see that? Like, that's what I mean. And there's more when you watch a documentary. And if you just, Dennis Rader himself has given many interviews, like on YouTube. And he, it's a narcissism.

like that. Like, there is absolutely zero remorse or zero accountability. He's like, you just you've wronged me. Right. It's very interesting, right? Well, that's how all psychopaths are, high levels of narcissism, and they always blame. That's what narcissists do is they blame everyone else. Right.

They're victims, perpetual victims of circumstance of other people. This is why, going back, full circuit from the original being cast, go find Jesus. He's out there, he's waiting for you with open arms. Okay, those holes in his hands and feet are for you to crawl into and you to get through okay go back to church embrace whatever religion um it is as

long as jesus is at the helm you're saved baby gorgeous yeah i mean at the end of the day jesus will save you yeah at the end of the day this is really a dead breed this is um you know these are like this is serial killers are kind of like the um the late night set yeah it's just it's it's had its time it's like mass shootings it's like there's a mass shootings it's like there's a shooting every other day now it's not news anymore no that's not what I was saying okay sorry point okay I'm just saying everything's a mass shooting now it's like a guy goes and kills you know his his his ex-girlfriend's you know husband and now that's a mass shooting because he killed two people okay news just wants to use worse that's what that's what chrissey's group chat

leaks into the podcast what it is there was there was one yesterday which is really funny in south Carolina they four were killed it was at a restaurant in south carolina no but they happened so frequently. Yeah. Nobody cares. Some guy just went into a restaurant and just started fucking shooting. Oh, I thought that was like a domestic dispute. That was just a rando?

I don't know. I didn't read the article. I didn't even read the article because I was like, yep. But what I was saying is not so much that analogy, but that serial killers can't get away with it anymore. Right. Have you noticed that there are no more serial? Because Dennis Ray, because of technology.

Exactly. Yeah. It's the same thing with the late night sets. Now they got the internet. so interesting that's what you meant that's what i meant so it's like uh we lost them but they where are they're doing what are they getting into now right because they can't they can't get away with it the way that they could right because of DNA and surveillance and things like that so i wonder what these personality types are up to i'm sure i would guess a lot of them

have become stand-up comedian it's what it is yeah yeah if you want to see that the new serial killers you can just go to kill tony all right folks folks, as always, patreon.com slash history hyenas, the newest members of the matriarchy. We like to read your names out. This is the most fun we have in the show. Tell you friends about our pod. Tell friends about our patron. We're really

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Drexler right off the back. Very good. Jada Schaefer, Luke DeFlepo, Sleepy. Then we got my favorite part of a blowjob is the taste. On the list. And you put hashtag squeaks. On the list. That's what you call a reversal. Yeah, nice one.

Yeah. Misdirection. Yeah. Then we got a kangaroo Jack who cut off his cap, sent it to BB. But like Greta, was Frisbee right back. Put him on the list. Okay, there you go. That's a contender.

Take a second to think about that. You have to know current events. You have to know that she was on the flotilla. I love the name of that. and that she was sent back and you know got circumcised there's a lot of layers there uh working for ice in hopes of cuffing chrissey's wife put them on the lid put them on the list even though it's stupid because she's Puerto rican and she's a citizen yeah but you know it's funny we just had maybe for the first time a hat trick that was three in a row

that's a hat trick that's what you call a strong draft year that's what is we call that a Gretzky. We call that a lottery. Yeah. It's a lottery picks. Were frisbees with ADD exempt from concentration camps? Walked into one. He was going for drug. I don't really understand it. I guess because he's saying if they had ADD, they can't concentrate.

Oh, it's good. Yeah. Wow, it's so good. It went over my head. Yeah. It's a walked into one, but it should be on the list. Okay. You know what I'm going to list it because it's going to lose? So now we have four to run. Yeah, just because it's so good.

That's what we call the golden sombrera. Yeah. They have ADD, so no concentrate. I mean, that's a good one. Then we got Skyler. Then we got Crack AOC and leave her. Crack AOC and leave her. Call it the toot and scoot.

Okay. Ty Boland, Matt Harmon, R. King, 1996. Oh, Rodney King, 1996. Okay, walked in a one. Dustin Crest, Bruce Leroy, Jawsber. Bruce Leroy Chicken Finger. Lee Roy's actually kick a finger.

Yeah. M. K.Y. Branda. Then we got Ari Shafir's Frisbee turned to a mask since Kobe 19. Okay. Dan White. Theodore Rimjobsfeld.

Portuguese's Catholic boy from Azores banged four muzzie whores in Lahore. Now my crooked glue gun points toward Mecca and shoots. Okay. It's a mouthful.

L.J. Obama's swimming school. Wei Song Xien. Drexler, very good. one any other day any other day that was a really good one should I list it list it all right all right

yeah genuine laugh uh David Lopez Justin Sandberg accidentally came in her ass now expecting Leroy's Latter 14 We gotta put out of the list This is a crazy list so far You gotta put it

I mean it's a walked into one Kind of. Yeah, it's a bad one. Put it on the list. All right. It's on the list. Yeah. This might be a walked-in-in-one list. Yeah. Leroy, who loves a nice game. Okay.

Yeah, it's a walked-in-a-one. Jesus a Barrios. But it's funny because it was a black guy who made that. Yeah. Robbie Bouchard, Eli Schwartz, nicotine fiend with a zini and my peen ladder 14. Okay. Kyle Nussbaum.

Travis Whittam. Yanni Consales. Clitoris Rex. Chicken finger. Yeah, that's what it is. Chicken finger. Vlad the Impalers discount proctology clinic. That's a good one.

It's a good one? Yeah. Historically accurate. Drexler. Tammy Nicholas. I cracked open Chrissy Dee's body dysmorphia. Pierre. Tried to fart, but das shit.

Very good. Yeah. Very good. Yeah. Is that a da shit? Chicken finger. Joey donuts. Poop slurper straight to the crack.

Chicken Bigger. Hi, all. Great list. Hi, all, Hitler. That's, there's my sound bite. Jackson. Manura is just there to mask the Amish fumes.

Okay. That's true. Tanner. X now has stick shift and got close with God manual transmission. Don't understand it. Don't get it. Okay. Davis Cummings.

Tree. Kelsey Wilson. J.D. Prantz made his eye line rum my glue gun okay said he came on his face we have a sticker on the window there look at that reality is a suggestion sticker yeah boom we made it yeah by the way go to our website get our merch we have stickers up there as well

history hyenas is back.com yeah like my cars like I like my frisbee breakslide of 14 no that's walked into one big walked in one hand cannot do that all right frisbee Bernstein sinking in Iranian submarine with laser beam Leroy's fume machine He went for everything.

He threw the whole kitchen sink at it. Yeah. Hanging Epstein files of Babylon. Frump for Friends, Inc. And Cocoa Patel. Chrissy, make no mistake. Chrissy, make no mistake end on to leave your 13-year-old home alone with Carl Malone. I know what he's going for.

Why? Carl Malone impregnated a 13-year-old. Got it. Okay. Say it again because it's probably good. Chrissy make no mistake and Don leave your 13 year old

home alone with Caram alone it probably should have just been leave your 13 year old alone home with Caram alone Yeah if he would have done it he might have even won I mean he would have been a contender if he did something with the Home Alone movie 13 year old home alone Caram Alone yeah I know what you're going for

but you need to just chat GBD to help you punch it up Yeah Jeremy Vezina Mitch Raymond $5 Patreon to see Muhammad Chrissy had drawn Dylan Staliker Alex B, Jonathan Gilrown, Noah Bergman

Alex Steely Off the Beam since St. Thomas Aquinas Blackhold My Atheist Meat Vessel Analogously Enagallously How do you say? Yeah. All right

A couple more. Dawn Holland, Michael Clark, Jordan Fart Guy. Fart Guy, chicken fingers. I like it. Call me Julia Seizure because of the amount of sauce monkeys that go up my ass. He spelled a seizure like a seizure.

Yes, we're going to Drexler it any other day. Okay, then we got Jamil Ramon. Oh, welcome, muzzy-cusy. David Johnson, thought you played at St. Joe's with my boy Chet St. Chichichis, hashtag white's playing from the blacks. Okay. Some kid recognized you from St. Joe's.

All right. Chase Ward, Brian Logan, Jonathan Friedkinson. Billiam H. Gates, Digby Thick, Brandon Farlow, stiff Frisbee nutsock, Anthony, Skyler Leif. So he jerks off in his sock a lot. Yeah, that's what it is.

Play Frisbee inside job, hashtag October 7th. Okay. Chrissy Whissy's Comey Tummy. Uh-huh. Christopher Van Haren. Tony L. Joel Rubbed by Russets Fitzpatrick. One fish, two fish, the 9-11 Jew fish.

Way song she ain't Hey Look did it what Call me JFK The Way I get messy head in the back seat Okay Good good Toasty Jacob Smith

Zachary Barrett Harry Bird Josh David Swain No opinion Brandon Cripps CK murdered and no buildings burned It's what it is Luciano

Luchiano rabbi Sucked my foreskin Now I have herpes Frank sauce Mel Gibson's voicemail greeting service That's a good one

Yeah That's a good one Yeah it's what it is That's a good one We're going to put that on the list Um Mel Gipps Oh sorry

Tim Buehler Morgan Meyer Sam Matt Weffey Hayden Cook Wesley Levon Cameron Weeds

Eric The Eternal Fruit Chicken finger Paul Smith The Goat to Goat And last but not least Jessica Kiersen's plastic glue gun

on the list oh wow we got it yeah that's hilarious yeah okay she's lesbian yeah this is some freaking list today what we call we got our work cut out for us all right okay here we go all right so let me start from the top my favorite part of a blowjob is the taste hashtag squeak I like it still in I still in I like it a kangaroo jack who cut off his cap sent it to BB but like Greta was frisbee right back I love that okay so you don't like it no yeah keep it for now. Keep it for now. Working for ICE and hopes of cuffing Chrissy's wife.

We're going to check and figure it out because you can't disparage the family. Can't disparage the family. That's called the key. And it would be better if she was Colombian, but she's Puerto Rican, so it doesn't make sense. Why? Because ice can't get the Puerto Ricans. Oh, that's right.

Right, because she's American. She's the Commonwealth, so she's born with a passport. Right. Right. I looked into it. Right. Right. That's right. So it doesn't matter. They can't get deported. Wow. They can just flaunt their Puerto Rican When you're born in Puerto Rico, you get a full U.S. passport. That's right.

What it is. Nick knows. So you got it's almost like you got a free ice pass. It's what, yeah, they're fine. Were frisbys with ad exempt from, were frisbys with ADD exempt from concentration camps? That's the question. Really good. It's a walked into one, but we're going to keep it around because of just how good it is.

Okay. I'm sorry, it's just so good. Obama's swimming school. We're going to keep that around. This is going to be a tough one. That's a tough one. Accidentally came. in her ass now expecting Leroy.

We're going to keep that one around. I mean, we got our work cut out for us, boys. And then we got Mel Gibson's voicemail greeting service. We're going to chicken finger that. All right, all right. So we got to cut it down. And what about Jessica Kierston's plastic glue gun? We're going to chicken figure that.

I like that one, then. Okay. All right. We got a work cut out for us, boys. All right. So here we go. My favorite part of a blowjob is the taste, hashtag squeak. Should we chicken figure that?

I say chicken figure it. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's just really unfortunate. a kangaroo jack cut off his cap sent it to BB but like Greta was frisbeeed right back so he so he circumcised himself right like sent it to BB and then he was sent back like Greta on the flotilla it's complicated Jesse doesn't love it what's a kangaroo Jack mean oh okay okay what do you think keep it or go Nick we're gonna take it you're gonna be Drexlered

unfortunately okay but but thank you for your service Funny. So now we got where Frisbees with ADD exempt from concentration camps. That is so good, but it is kind of a walked-in-a-one. So it's got to go for that. Yeah, got to go. It's a different list. But next level as far as the wordplay.

Then we got Obama's swimming school. That's so funny. We're going to keep it for the funny factor. And then we got accidentally came in her ass now expecting Lee Royce. That's kind of a walked-in-a-one. But it's good. It's really good. Yeah.

Because he's saying that his kids are going to... I get it. Yeah. I get it. I get it. It's so good. But if we're going to... Well, the only ones left are Obama's swimming school and accidentally came in her ass now.

I know. And so that's what's weirded me out here is because... Let me just say this. Obama's swimming school is funny, but it's really kind of just a quick chicken finger. Rarely do chicken fingers win. You have to be a lot better, I think, to win as a chicken finger. Right. In my opinion.

Right. The other two are walked into... ones, but they're better. Right. So if we're going to chicken finger the concentration, I think really, if we're going to go just on level of creativity, I think it's between the concentration camp. I think we chicken finger the Obama swimming school. Okay.

Am I right there? Yeah. So you think an accident. And we're bringing one back from the dead. Yeah. We're bringing back the concentration cap from the deck. Unfortunately, that couldn't be done then, but we just did it now. So it's really between where Frisbees with ADD exempt from concentration camps

and accidentally came in her ass now expecting Leroy. So who do we want to offend more? The blacks are the Jews. I mean, you know what, because? You know what? Cause, here's the thing. Here's what I've noticed from performing live and from going through our members is we have more Jews than black. But listen.

So should we just? So let's offend the black. She ain't. I want to keep the Jews. So are we going to put that one up in lights? Yeah, I think we just put it up the lights because it's also funny, and the thing is what I go for is I go for clips. When I think of clips for the show, I'm like, what made Yonis laugh big? And then with Patreon names, if it makes Jesse laugh big. You go there. And that he laughed big. Yeah. On that way. Well, I think his biggest laugh was of Bob's swimming school. No, no. Yeah, it was. The Leroy's in the ass caught him off guard. So congratulations. This is what we call the slip past the goalie episode because we're letting a walk into one up. into lights. I mean, you're the

headliner. Yeah, your name is up in lights. Your P.BW, Sabrina the Hihina will put your name up in lights on History Aina's Back.com. Accidentally came in her ass now expecting Leroy's. You are the winner. Congratulations. I also want to shout out, Sabrina the Hyena. She brought wonderful Linza Tarts to my show

at the Chevaliate Theater in Boston, and they were amazing. We ate them on the way home.