History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - Cuba has Special Needs | History Hyenas

Episode Date: March 26, 2026

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Cus, we're going to be talking about Cuba's special period and make no mistake. It's not about special needs people. No, it's not. We're going to talk all about Cuba. It's relevant today. We get a phone call from Tin Dillon. We call Sergio Cheekone, Patreon.com slash history hyenas for our bonus episodes to get these episodes a day early, uncensored, and ad-free.

It is all the rage. Go chat with our friends. See me on a road in Boston in West Niagara, New York. York and Emmaus, Pennsylvania, tickets at Janus Peppers Comedy.com. Now strap on. What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of History Hyenas. I'm Chrissy D. That's Yanni P. Make absolutely no mistake. We just did an hour episode and it got so wild that we said we have to put that on Patreon. So if you want to hear maybe the wildest hour of stuff you've ever heard, definitely the most wild five minutes. Go to patreon.com slash history hyenas.

Because, yeah, we just went off because I'm on peptides. I'm on coffee and St. John's 1, so I'm fueled by Jesus Christ. It was a fun one. You don't want to miss it. It was a fun one. It went off the rails. Usually we do the main episode first and then we do the Patreon. But sometimes, like we said, I'll repeat it again.

We don't choose the Patreon. The Patreon chooses us. It's what it is. Now, because I just want to tell you that. Tell me something. You look kind of beefy today. You like that? I like that.

I like that. You look beefy because you're looking more and more like a bear. Does that make you go pewing? Do you get to tingle? Are you ready to pounce? Because as we coined myself on the Patreon, I like the tingle. I am Tingle Bell. You are Tinglebell. Yeah. And you are the Tingle nader. Yeah, I'm Chris Tingle. You're Chris Tingle. Yeah. You are a kid who likes to chase the tingle. Yeah. You're a kid who likes to chase the action. You're a kid who's built for capitalism.

Can you imagine Chris D. Stephano living in communism? No. You'd have to be on so many antidepressants because you're not, you can't, drive, you can't achieve. No. You can't bug chase. No, I can't bug chase. Now, this guy, go back, go up to his Instagram name, Bearfoot Hunter 5, is a guy that I found that I yani likes big. This guy likes to just twinkle his toes and I sent it to Yanni because stuff like this gives Yanni that tingle. Now, this is the opposite of what gives me to tingle. Yeah. And it is very funny. It amuses me that there are guys in the chat right here going Delicioso, yes. Daddy. Yes. So there are guys who do like a guy's foot.

Yes. And one of the Instagram names liking the post is Peter Poppins. Do you know it's so funny because it's the op, like it's still a foot. Right. But it's somehow it's the opposite. Right. It's like it's weird because a woman's foot and a man's foot is still a foot. Right.

But as far as attractiveness goes, it is the opposite. It's like pizza and shit. Yeah, yeah. It's the opposite. Go back. Can you go back? There's a couple of ones because I've Peruvian. I've commented on the sky stuff for it.

Go down a little bit. Now, this makes you laugh big. This makes me laugh big, big, big, big, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go to this one, go down a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this one. Yeah, that one makes me laugh big. Yeah. Yeah, and it's just, you look at these pictures and it's just people putting fire emojis and hearts and splash signs,

and they really, really, really, really like Bear Foot Hunter 5. Yeah. So this is what if you ever wanted to know. Here's the thing. everyone thinks everyone projects and everyone thinks that they think just like them right if you ever like need to update your software in your brain to the fact that everyone is different and you can't control other people and you just have to let people be free go to bear foot hunter five five great instagram some people have different brains everyone gets a tingle from something different we're not all chasing the same tingle and thank god we were because nobody would get to get to you to get it. it would be an overflow of demand for the single tingle. And I'm happy that he's sharing this planet with other people who think opposite. Like, you know, we have him who we love very much.

And then we also have the Iranian Republican Guard. We got that. And that's just too. That's like oil and water. Like they're just not going to mix. No. And that's okay. I want him to have a place here.

And I don't, you know, we don't follow him from the history. I ain't his account, but I do follow him from Christie comedy. When you think about it, yeah, I mean, it's like the world is like a jail. You look at jail, right? It's just not everyone hangs out But they accept each other on the yard But they all got their different gangs The world

You got your Ayatollah And your Shia Muslims over here And then you go over to America And you got a nice gay barefoot community over here Yeah like go down a little bit And what I will say is this man's very healthy If you look because go down Keep going down

Keep going down There's one where Yeah so we got a couple of these A couple of these you might notice Some familiar faces Yeah go to this one one, see, all the way to the left third row where he's going to wiggle them. See, yeah, go to that one. See, he's got really good foot dexterity. You see how he can

he can really like wiggle his toes and move them. See, like, I can't, I can't do that. You see, like, if you ask me to wiggle my toes, see, I can't, I can't, I can't wiggle them. So this is not what he wants. No, because. See, like, if you ask me to spread my toes, I go, spread your toes. You're going to spread my toes. Spread your toes. Yeah. They don't work. I can't. I can't. spread them out. I can't control them. You're going to have... Go spread your toes. Yeah, you can't. That's all I can do. They won't open up.

You're going to need multiple surgeries on those feet. Dude, my... Look, look. So this is me. I'm holding my foot up. No, no, no, no. I want to point something out right now. Yeah. I cannot see his toes from this angle. From this angle, I can only see the big toe, and I'm not making it up. I can't see the other toes. Yeah, because they're blocked. They're blocked because they're behind the big toe.

And you see what happens with my foot here. is, because right now I'm holding it up and this is painful. So my natural is just this. It just flops. Yeah. The funny thing about your feet, because...

Ask me to flex my toes. Flex your toes. You know what the funny thing is? If you left the footprint, I would know you were the murderer because there would be no toe prints. No toe, because your toes don't actually touch the ground. No.

Can you touch the, can you push them forward? What? Push the other toes forward. I can't. I could just move the big toe. And then the one... See, I can only move this one, Because it's connected, but the rest of them don't move.

Because I can't see your other toes. The rest of them don't move. Yeah, I can't see it. Yeah. Because. It's bad, right? Yeah. Yes. I don't know.

The bottom of my feet yellow. My kids tell me the bottom of my feet looks like I dipped in a macaroni and cheese powder. No, but you have a big bump on the side there. Right, because that's like an Achilles heel, like a corn, like a, it's some type of, it's on the bone. It's like extra calcium build up from just getting beat up. And this, the, and think about these puppies have been smush into high. multiple times. That's the thing.

It looks like they were shaped in a heel. It looks like your toes never got the message that there was more room in the shoe. Yeah, and you know what's unfortunate because is my beautiful baby daughter has my feet. Which one? She came out of the womb, Violet. She came out of the womb with the toes like this.

And Jasmine was the first thing Jasmine looked at. Because Jasmine's got, Jasmine's a beautiful, beautiful girl 10 out of 10, but her feet look like Princess Fiona from Shrek. She's got some bad ones too. She's got some flat feet. She's got doubled up. A lot of times it looks like she's just wearing stubs.

Her feet looked melted into the floor. So combined, you know, combine, you know, Jasmine's beautiful, but unfortunately she's got her pop's feet. Right, right. So that's, you know, and so, but my daughter, you know, it's what it is. It's better than getting your pop's face because sometimes you look at a girl and you go, she got her dad's. Got her dad's face.

Yeah, got her dad's face, unfortunately. Yeah, it's what it is. So it's better to just have the feet. Yeah, I mean, the guy, Fabio 1250 wrote, speechless, in loop from half an hour, two of my fetishes together, leather, shoes, and wrinkled feet. That's what he likes. And he wrote speechless. S-P-E-A-C-H, like a peach.

I will say this about the guy's feet. He does, like, the feet are symmetrical. Yeah, he's got great feet, and he's... The only thing is, though, if he's wearing those with no socks, he's going to have fumes. He's definitely... Well, it's a guy's foot. So I can't believe any guy would want to put that in the mouth or any guy would want to... His partner, he puts his feet in his mouth big.

Yeah, so it just shows you everyone's... We got different brains. Right. With the same species, different brains. There's no species on the planet, interspecies that has as much variation as... we do. You don't go to a tiger and one goes, you know, I like male tiger's feet and I like women's tiger's feet. Right. It's just, they're pretty much tigers. They're just tigers and it's what it is. And these are bears. These are bears and cubs. Yeah. Yeah. This guys are bears. It's just

what it is. Yeah. Handsome older gentlemen though. Very handsome older gentlemen. Yeah, very good, put together. A lot more in shape than his boyfriend who's, who has ant eater tits right there. Right. Yes. Look at this. Right. This is just, this is just, this is. is just for some people, but not for me. Right. See, I'm into it. I'm okay with this. You like to look at it? Yeah, yeah. And the Seattle dad is the other guy. All right, good. Good for these boys. This is called bear beard brushing. Yeah, it's a, listen, there's a place for everybody. Nick, don't you feel? How do you feel with this, Nick?

You guys are fucking gay. Now, does this calm me down watching? Calms me down. Yeah. Calms me down. And you know what actually really has been calming me down is pet and my dog. Calms it down. That's what it does. I've been picking her up like a baby.

Do you ever do that? You pick her up like a baby and hold her? My guys, both my dogs are way too big to pick her. They won't let it. Yeah, they're just too big to hold now. My dog is 70 pounds and my other one's like 67 pounds. They're just big dogs. Big dogs.

Can't pick them up. My daughters are getting so big. It makes me feel weak now. It's tough to pick them up. Yeah. You need to go to the gym. Yeah. My wife's better shape than you.

We were at the wedding with her. Yeah. She's my wife. I don't know, women can put them on the hip a little better. Now, you know what it is? They have like a hip thing. The hip thing, and also, too, even with me, I'm joking. Jazz still pick up my 10-year-old at times.

She just does it. And also, kids just want to be with their moms. They don't really want to be with their dads. Yeah, they don't want to be with their dads. I put my kids on my shoulders a lot. You do shoulders? I do shoulders a lot. I do shoulders a lot.

And then we play a game called Control Your Head, where she just moves my head like that and they follow the direction. Or horsey. You horsey go around with them, you know, on the back. Or if you do a workout and you incorporate them, you use them as the weight. You could do that. When you're working out now with guys like us when you got little kids, you're working out for your kids.

There were times when my daughters were younger, like, oh, let me go into the gym, but they wanted to play. But now I don't do that. I'm like, if they want to play, I'm like, this is the work. You're working out so you can play with your kids. Let me ask you this. When I do this with her up and down, could that have been when I pulled it? Well, that could have been when you pulled it, but it could have been.

I'm not a hundred to do this. Right. But it's definitely, you know, making it worse. But, I mean, because you got to do it. You got to pick up your daughters. Yeah, I got a crook in my back. You crick in your back yet, and I've never heard the word crick, but I like it. Crook.

Crook. A crack. Don't they call it a crook or a crack? I don't know. Crink? Well, you're the doctor. You're the one who feels. Because I'll tell you this.

What's the official? Even though I'm not a doctor, I can tell you that a crook is not medical jargon. I got a crook in my back. You've heard that right. My neck is crooked. Kink. Kink. A kink in my back.

Yeah. Well, Chrissy's got a kink. on his Instagram. Yeah, I got a kick. Right now we're looking at a kick on Instagram. Now, again, talking about our beautiful nation in the United States of America, again, what is acceptable? We accept everybody here, okay?

You can have an Instagram account where you're wiggling your toes and it can get likes and hearts emojis in a place like Cuba that's mostly communist. I don't know if they'll even let you have Instagram there. Okay, right? Well, will they probably won't. So again, it's very controlled. We're going to talk about

a little time period in Cuban history called the special period, okay? And the island was taken over by special needs kids. That's what it is. Yeah. Could you imagine if that happened? Yeah. They called the special period.

I don't know why they call this period the special period. But it's funny. Yeah, but Cuba, first of all, Cuban girls got, are we on the Patreon? No, this is the YouTube. Cuban girls got fun personalities. Yeah. Yeah. Cuban girls are hot and they're Jews.

Yeah, there's Jews. A lot of Cubans are Jews, right? Yeah. That's a fact. They got Jews in all those countries. But a lot of Cuban Jews and they're hot. Cuban girls are gorgeous. Like the Mexican president is Jewish, right? Yeah, I mean, this is a little too hard to take.

It's just actually a little too hard to take. Like, it's a little too much. Like, look at this. Go to pin by Basque. Like, see, down in the one more over. I mean, yeah, like, it's a little too hard to. take because you know usually what snaps you out of it is you say well think about like if she was shitting on you and like her smells and then you're like oh that's nasty but like truth is i'd open my

mouth yeah that's what i say some girls you just you want to slurp their poop right just what is we're getting in trouble from the wives but there's nothing we can do because that's the male brain going like i can't handle it like whatever you want i'll slurp your poop yep yeah yeah i mean look at that it's just tough to take yeah i actually don't even want to look at i you know i'd i'd rather watch you know, the fucking prayer group in Washington Square Park. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, from the equator down, you're just going to get a nice, you're just going to get, you know how bananas grow in certain areas?

Yeah? Tobacco grows in certain climates. Yeah. Just hot women grow in certain climates and they just look nice. They got a golden look. Mediterranean in Europe all the way down to the Caribbean and the United States. you're just going to get yourself a nice golden babe. That's what it is.

You're going to get yourself a golden babe. And I like saying the word babe. We talked about the babes of Iran. Yeah. I like to now we'll talk about the babes of Cuba. If you're a babe, the thing is from whatever country you're from. If you're a babe, you're in. That's what it is.

And that's the way it is at nightclubs. That's the way it is in the world. We have our own idea on what the immigration policy of the United States should be. And I think all men are in agreement. Yeah. I don't think it's unique. to the history hyenas, I think every man has the same

idea. It's like, open the border, sex-based. That's what it is. Yeah, ladies in, guys, no. Yeah, you're based. It's just what it is. Now, Cus, tell me about the special period, because you were big, this morning, I said, what do you want to do? Here's what I texted you this morning. Yeah. And we're back.

And we're back. You can go, just go to, if you want to join at our highest tier, you can enjoy some of our text messages. They're a little less than PC. Yeah, what it is. They're NC17. Patreon. Patreon is where all the fun happens.

I mean, tell me about Cuba, because. You got on your Cuba gear today. Cuba, they love Hamon. Hamon. Cuban sandwich. It's just hamon and mustard. My name is Cuban peat. I'm the king of the salsa beat.

And my ped in Morocco is I go chick, chick, chick, chik, boom, chick, that's from the mask. Yeah, Cubans, you know, Miami is mostly Cuban. Miami. They're mostly Cuban, the sons and daughters or grandchildren or direct refugees from the island of Cuba who tend

to vote to the right. They turn to vote to the right, and they don't like cash show. They get very offended by cashier. Oh, I thought they liked them. No, in Miami? Oh, not Miami, right, right, right. So, Cuba's an island It's 90 miles off the coast of Florida.

It's so close to us. And it's one of the two fully communist countries left. There's only two left. North Korea and Cuba. I mean, you got Laos and you got Vietnam and you got China. But those three countries have opened up their markets. Right. And what's happened when they've opened up their markets is that those countries have started to do real good.

Right. Unfortunately. They've done. And I get it. Look, I hate. capitalism too, right? It's arrogant. It's like the patriots. They always win. Yeah.

And they're annoying about it. Yeah. Just once, I would love to see a country have a financial turnaround, and it was due to the long-term economic effects of Hassan Pikes of Hassan Pikers live streams. Yes. But we haven't had that yet. Right. We haven't had that yet. Yeah, that was a wild

thing that sent me, yeah. But so far, it's been capitalism that just seems to work. But Cuba don't got none of that. They don't have any of it. They don't got any of that. Now, Cuba... Are you a capitalist kid? I'm a capitalist cutie.

I like capitalism, big. But I think that somebody was telling me that Trump said that he's going to take Cuba for the United States. Did you see that? Yeah, he just said, I'll do what I want with it. Do we have a video of that? Yeah, some places probably... He's just because what are you going to do about Cuba? I'll do it. I'll do it.

I'll decide and I'll do whatever I want with it. I mean, it would be nice to have Cuba at 90 miles off to Costa Florida being nice because there's some babes in Cuba. There's some bids. But right now, what him and Ruby are doing is, unfortunately. is they're strangling Cuba. Why? What are they doing? They've got a nice little blockade on it. They're not letting any oil come in.

They're really, they're putting a squeeze on. And is that because, is the fear there that, you know, with the potential war with Russia or in Iran and all that, that they don't want Cuba to like, they want it to be like a staging ground or something for their enemy? Why are they choking out Cuba? Because it's in our hemisphere, the Monroe Doctrine, and we're going China out, we're taking everything. It's all going to be American.

We're, you know, we've had this policy. since like the 50s or whatever all the way back to JFK that like you know we have sanctions on Cuba and Cubans are moral enemy and they're communists and we're capitalists it's a Cold War proxy you know Bay of Pigs all that

you know the deal right so it was a capitalist place it was a corrupt capitalist place but it's not anymore and yeah it was under Bautista and the guys before him and they were you know it was it became a mafia playground and corrupt and, you know, there was a lot of wealth inequality and tourism was big and casinos

and shit. And then Castro came in and he said, Vivekuba and we're going to, for the workers and we're kicking capitalism out. And they became communist cuties. It's communist cuties. Sergio went to Cuba. I know. Do you know that? Should we call him? Let's call him up. Let's call him up. Yeah. Because I don't think he loved it, but I think he's going to say it was great. Let's see. You know who went to Cuba and just was honest, like just told Angel Lozano was like, I hated it. Did he go with Sergio? He was like, you go to a store and there's like one box of band-aids on the shelf.

You got to go louder on it. Yeah. Hello? Sergio's a white kid with a lot of Portuguese and Spanish conquist or DNA. Family events. I'm going to help you. Yo. You're on the podcast.

Historians. I can't talk now. I thought it was an emergency. We wanted to ask you about Cuba. I want to ask you about Cuba. I can't do it right now. I'm being naughty. What are you doing? I'm having breakfast of my daughter. It's 2 o'clock in the afternoon.

Yo, you know how we do? She's not even in school. Yo, you don't care. What are you giving her? Snake food? Yo, just real quick, 30 seconds. How did you like Cuba when you went? Give me one second It was a bit It was suspended in time Everything was old and kind of

Broken down The food wasn't great There's a ration on like all the products there But the people were very nice The The streets felt very safe And there was a melancholy feel to it though It was like very you know

They were very passive about tourists And yeah that was my feeling It was you know I went to a boxing academy me there and the instructor made me work in my job for two hours while smoking cigarettes in the background. Yeah, well, I guess you'll say that maybe Mom Donnie should go there and he'll make everything better. Yeah, but when I visit it, I don't know, man, it wasn't, you know, there wasn't a lot of

excitement there. It felt like a very, you know, it was reduced to virtually, just a very, there's no internet, you know? Right. There's a, you got to go to a park to get. internet and yeah it was you know a place that it was nice to visit one good time I'm not sure if I will go again You got a prostitute

You got a prostitute You're So dumb Saying a prostitute is funny right Yeah It's a sex worker It's a sex worker All right cuss go back with

You little baby girl You just took a I'll talk to guys later Later bro Thank you. Talk to talk to his two very immature friends who were at work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're at work.

Hey, it's almost like you say, my dad used to say to his secretary, can you get Mr. Chaconne in the line? Now we just go like this. Hey, man, you got a prostitute, didn't you? Yeah. Yeah. It's a work call, though. That was a work call.

That's a work call. That's a legitimate work. We're legitimately working in here for our families. That was a work-related phone call. That was a work call. Because one thing I know about you is that you love Lucy. You got one in your mouth right now. you like a little nicotine.

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and then from there on, America was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bueno, we don't like you. And so they were like, we're not going to trade with you. And then blah, blah, blah, blah. And then the Soviet Union. See, well, a lot of people, what I find interesting is a lot of people don't know that the Soviet Union used to subsidize a lot of these countries because they wanted them to work. They wanted, they were trying to spread communism. We were trying to spread capitalism.

Everyone always thinks it's just us. Right. That was doing like the influence, the soft power and the, you know, we were doing it with the CIA and stuff like that. They were doing it with like subsidies. So they were sending like cheap oil. They would send like rice. They would send money. they were, you know, they were helping Cuba a lot.

Right. Right. And then the Soviet Union was doing that for a lot of countries. They were doing that for Vietnam. They were doing it just like we were doing it for other countries. They were sending it to the Eastern Bloc, Hungary, Romania, all the miscellaneous white countries. Yes.

Poland. Yeah. And then they crumbled. They overspent. And then when they had their, when Gorbachev had the Perestroka and he was like, all of our aid to these countries, and then boom. So the teat, the teat, the teat stuff. stop for Cuba and then Cuba completely crashed and that is what we call the special period.

Yeah. And that brings us, that was 1991. That was a big time. You were like just a little baby. I was a little seven-year-old little baby. You were a seven-year-old baby. This was big news on TV. I was what we call a Hitler youth.

Way song see. It was a Hillary League day. Yeah. But this was the time. It was all over the news. The East German Wall came down. Germany got reunited. the Eastern Block fell

Soviet Union broke up and people were going like communism's over right like oh it just didn't work yeah and then a little kid named Mondami was born somewhere in Sri Lanka or something Uganda Uganda and they were like bringing it back but wait so

it's theoretically then so the only two but what makes a country communist like why is Cuba and North Korea like they don't have you cannot trade with them at all zero America doesn't trade with Cuba But then Obama tried to open it up a little bit

He did for a little bit And then Trump came in and reversed all that And what's the reason why Trump reversed it? What's to squeeze them? What's to get him out? So he wants to get the who out? The Russians? No, he wants to get the regime out.

He wants a regime change, just like in Iran. He wants the communists out. So does that... Rubio's Cuban and he wants them out. So could it theoretically, could we start dropping bombs on Cuba too? No, we're not going to drop bombs on Cuba. That's not going to happen.

No, we're not going to do it. They're going to try to do this diplomatically. I think we're going to run out of them over Iran. Yeah, it's what it is. I think we're running low. Yeah. I think I mean, I think we're lighting it up. Yeah. And I think we're going to run low.

I mean, we don't have infinite amount of bombs. No, I know. But pretty soon we're going to have to buy, we're going to have the made in China. That would be ironic. If we start bomb, if the only place to turn to is Iran, we've got to buy the bombs from Iran and then use them. Yeah. That was supposed to say, because if we eventually buy in China, do you think they're going

be made in China and they're going to bomb themselves? Yeah, it's probably what it is. Yeah. Yeah, no, I don't think we're going to bomb Iran, but what we, what was happening, so then we had this period called the special period in 19- a funny name. It's a funny name for a very horrible thing, so I don't know why it's called the special period. Yeah. Because it was, uh, things got really bad. It's not special. It wasn't special at all. No, no, it wasn't special. It was, um, when Soviet Union collapsed, then Cuba's kind of subsidy collapse. They were subsidizing them.

They were living off of them. It was almost like Cuba was Nick, still living in his mom's house. Right. And then his mom was like, you've got to move out. Right. And then Nick was like, what? Yeah. And then so Nick went through a special period.

Right. He went through a special period. It went through a special period. So that's funny. If we were going to put the Cuba special period into a person, we would have a dress like Nick. It would be dressed like Nick. shirt, orange sneakers. Yeah. Orange sneakers. Eat an oatmeal he made from home.

Exactly. Bring a thermos kind of stuff. Yes. Yeah. So, and then Soviet Union, the parents said we can't, we can't give you, we can't pay for this anymore. Right. You got to go get a job. Right. You got to go do something. Right. And so Cuba panicked.

And they're like, what are you talking about? Yeah. I like to sit around and fucking just smoke weed and you know, scroll my phone all day. Yeah, that's what it is. I like to jerk off to wrestlers from the 90s. Yeah. So their economy like collapsed quick. Right. It was, it was 80% of their trade got lost.

Got just went straight down. Their fuel imports were gone and their economy collapsed. And here's what's crazy about it. It happened so fast. I think their GDP like shrunk like 30% immediately. Some number. Who cares? It's egghead shit.

The point is they started bringing back horse and buggies. Wow. Yeah. In 1991. In 1991, they started bringing back horse and buggies. Holy smokes. And their grid's been going down forever. Because right now it's relevant because there's a flotilla that went there to say, we got flotillas going.

Go to Greta Thumburg. But it's Sassan Piker and a couple of others. They went on a flotilla or flytilla. Right. And they got in a plane and they're going to give aid to Cubans because there's a blackout. There's like they're getting no electricity. They have to ration the electricists. So what are they going to do?

do to help them. Well, they're fucked right now because they were getting their oil from Cuba, and America just took out their guy Maduro. Right. So now we're going, no, and now we're blocking all their oil. So this Irish hip-hop group, kneecap, joined, and they dress like Hamas, right? Yeah. Now, what is a flotilla? I don't, that's what I'm saying. Because there was a flotilla that went to Gaza to. What is a flotilla? So it says, A, Delivered a Carried approximately 30 to 50 tons of supplies, including rice, beans, medicine, and roughly 100 solar panels to help with the island's power shortages. The main ships were expected to dock in Nevada March 21st, 2026, and the flotilla set sail from the coast of Mexico. Yeah, I mean, the, what Cuba has is

tons of sugar. They got a lot of sugar. They used to be a prosperous. They used to make so much sugar. Now, the amount of sugar they milk is less than the sugar that they made in like in the 1880s. Really? Yeah, it's just, like, asucar. Yeah, asucar. You just can't get them to produce the sugar at the way that they did, you know, it's centralization, right? So it's like the government runs everything. And so they went through the special period where they started, they just, you had to pick up your date and a horse and buggy. It's just what it is.

It's what it is. You had to get Cinderella back home before midnight. So it's not like, it's just, it's pretty simple that, like, because I know somebody could talk us into it, why communism could be better and show you. But the truth is, if you, you don't have to rack your brain. Communism just doesn't work with human beings. I thought we were there.

It just doesn't work. I thought we had reached a period where we were like, unfettered capitalism doesn't work, right? We saw the stock market crash. We got close to unfettered capitalism. We're like, oh, this is, you know, it creates inequality, right? Because you look at it, it's like, they both create inequality. It's funny when communists say, like, oh, capitalism creates inequality.

You go, well, how about communism? Yeah. It's just Jordan and LeBron. That's all it is. I mean, yes, capitalism creates inequality. We're seeing it now, right? But look at communism. I would say communism inequality might even be more because there's actually less people at the top and more people at the bottom.

Right. So there's no middle. Yeah, there's nobody. Nobody has any money in Cuba besides the tippity, tippity top. No. And the interesting thing about this is I think people just think that like we're the only ones who does like foreign meddling and stuff like that. But, you know, the USSR was like giving them stuff like to prop them up. Right.

Like we do with our proxies. Right. So they were buying sugar, like, at a high price. Like, they were overpaying for the Cuban sugar in order to help Cuba. Right. They were sending them cheap oil and letting them resell the oil to make money. Right. It was like, it never was a sustainable thing.

It was propped up by the Soviet Union. By the Soviet Union, yeah. And I just saw that Raul Castro in 2006, Fidel's brother. I'm sorry, Fidel Castro's fortune in 2006 was 900 Schmillion. No, no, no. Paulin. Yeah. She would pick it up, Timmy,

Sure, pick it up. Ask me what things about Cuba. Or maybe now, right? Should we do it? Tim. What's up? What's up, baby? We're on the pod.

We're on the hyenas. Who are you in Yannis? Me and Yannis. History hyenas. We were just talking about Cuba. What's going on? What do you guys think about that? We think that, you know, Hassan and...

Is Yonis there? Yonis is here. Janus, can you hear me? I can hear you? Awesome. So a mozzarella sticks here, Tuesday, Burger deluxe. Thanks, Chris, keep going. Thank you, God.

It's medium rare. Thank you. Chris, keep going. See, he wants the Greeks back in the diners. Like, we're saying before, we want the world. Back in the diner. Yeah. We want the world the way it was with all the Greeks back in the diners, the Koreans back in the fruit markets. Yes.

The Irish back in uniform. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Yeah. I think every, I think the Irish need to go back to running New York City. respect to Mum Donnie, respect to call to prayer. But the Irish, with their stubby little penises and their violent tendencies,

need to go back to running New York City. They do have stubby penises. Yeah, no, we're just talking about, you know, the flotilla of influencers going to help Cuba, and we're just trying to break it down. We were just breaking it down, and our conclusion is communism has never been shown a fair shake. Yeah, yeah. I don't, you know, I'm against going physically to any place to help anyone. Right.

I agree with that. Yeah. So I don't believe in it. I believe in doing it on the internet. Yes. Right. That's how you can get things done. Yeah.

I don't believe in physically going and being confronted with my ideas. I would just rather. Yes. I don't want to see it. Yes. Who had Hassan Piker and kneecap? Yeah. Yeah.

We were just talking about kneecap. Yeah. And they dressed like Hamas. Well, I do like them. You know, they are from Ireland. So I do have to say respect to kneecap. And if my agent here. this, I'll delete it.

But I just, I hope we don't go into Cuba. I know Cuba's weak, but everybody's, you know, we don't need this. How about I, I want to go back to old criminal Trump. Yes, right. Like, let's just go back to con artist Trump. Yes, that was fun. Yeah. Aren't we tired of us punching down?

I mean, Iran and Cuba, we're punching down now. If we didn't learn anything from the culture of sensitivity, we have to stop punching down. Yeah, well, I mean, I guess I ran more punching down. It feels like they're punching back pretty good. Yeah. I feel like I ran through pretty well. Yeah, I mean, I hope this is since I think gas is

$6 or something, or like on average. Well, thank God, well, thank God you got your car stolen. Yeah, that's right. Thank God. Thank God. Yeah, thank God. Best thing it ever happened to you. Yeah, now you see, I don't look so pedestrian for getting a Tesla now, do it? Oh, yeah. I look like a smart Jew.

That's true. Yeah, that is true. Now, I'll call you later. Let's hang out. Let's all get a lunch this week. Yeah, I mean, I'm back. I had to come back to L.A. for some stuff. But when I'm back... Yeah, because you have to just get a little way.

Once we saw the Prairiex and watched the Square Park, there was a lot of flights leaving New York. You know, the thing about L.A. is it's just white Mexican, and it's fine. You're either just doing white stuff, like saying eggs Benedict, no bread, and then you eat the hash brown, which is worst in the bread. And then if you're Mexican, you go see Joe Coy and Fluffy at the arena. Yeah.

Everyone's happy. That's it. Everyone's happy. Nobody's doing anything. Love you both. Love you, man. Thank you, Brian. Yeah, you're right.

That's what they're not telling the people is that there's such weights at the airport because when they saw those videos from Washington Square Park, people just booked flights. Yeah, it's just one of it. They said, see you later, alligator. We'll see you later, buddy. So, yeah, I mean, it's just Cuba right now is getting choked. It's getting squeezed by the United States. I personally don't think that's a good move.

I think soft power works better. Right. We've never gone anywhere. Usually when we try to intervene with something or we can't change it from the outside. We've got to change it the old school way. Propaganda. Yes. A little Hollywood.

Yeah. Sex. Yes. A little, you know, a little Coca-Cola. Switch it up. A little music. A little music. This is not the way.

I think like what we were saying earlier in the show, maybe we said it on the Patreon, is we wanted to everybody just wants to go back. to the way it was. Yeah. Everybody we want... I want the USSR to get back together. I want the USSR. I want the USSR.

I want Zanghee from Street Fighter. I want him back. I want the deep state to come back. I don't want to know what's going on. I like with Obama. The curtain was... Maybe it was deporting more people and killing more people. I don't know the numbers.

It doesn't matter. I didn't know anything about it. Okay, I want punked with Ashton Gurcher to come back. I just want... I don't want the gatekeepers of Hollywood to come back. I want movies and TV shows and people molesting everyone. As I said, you know, if you want movies to get good again, you get Weinstein out of the jail cell.

Let's go back to the way it was. Yes, there were problems. Okay? I want to get skull fucked by priest. Just go back. The room was running just fine, but we didn't know anything about it. Yes. Tell Epstein can come out of hiding.

We don't want to know about any more scandals. We don't want to know about any of that. Just we want to go back into the confession booth and I want to be able to tell the priest that I swore that week. Yes. Do 13 Hail Marys. And that's what the concern of my week is. That's all I want. That's all that I want as well.

We need to go back. I just want to go back into Vietnam. Yeah. No, so yeah. I want to move back to Bay Ridge. Yeah. Do you want to go back to Bay Ridge? Let's go back to being single.

Do you want to raise your family to Bay Ridge? I want to go back to Greece. Do you really want to go all the way back to Greece? Would you go back? No. Are you going to take your family to Greece this summer? Maybe. Right?

You keep saying you're going to take them. It's a little expensive. Right now I think it's a good time to book a nice little tourist trip to Cuba. You want to go to Cuba? I want to be to Cuba if you're okay with getting internet access only at the park and, you know, yeah, it being dark. And if Sergio, if Sergio was saying it's not that nice, then you know it's not that nice because I've, you know, I mean, he thought it, you know, the first time I took him on the road with me, he thought

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fusion food. You were on the network called fusion and it didn't work like communism didn't work. It didn't work that way. Yeah. That's the only time fusion doesn't work. It didn't work. It's when you're on the network. Yeah. So technically there's five kinds. communist countries left only? One of the five. Laos, Vietnam, China, Cuba, and the big one. North Korea. Now, North Korea is the big, big one.

Right. And there's only two that are still ideologically and economically purely communist. So the only reason why I said there's two left is because China still calls itself communist for ideological reasons, but it's opened up its markets. Laos has opened up its markets Vietnam has opened up its markets Right Poland of course went in one generation

From like abject poverty To now it's the 20th biggest economy in the world And they have a better GDP They have a better economy than Switzerland Poland does You can't make the dumb Polish jokes They can't do it

Yeah Poland has They what has what they've done is Is it's connected I think I don't know But their GDP has went way way up and their Muslim and Jewish population has what way, way down. Latter 14. Sometimes diversity is not a strength.

That's just what they did. It's the most Catholic country in Europe. Poland has kicked. They've just said, basically started saying openly, if you're not Catholic, get out. That's what they said. I mean, Poland has, they are a very, very, very, very Christian Catholic country. They have closed the border.

They have. They have closed. That is a fact. what they've done. They have closed the border. That, I think, maybe I don't know if the two are related, I don't know, but they did become capitalist and they

took off. Yep. Absolutely took off in one generation. Yeah. In one generation. So it's like, I don't know what we're doing. Right? And then it's like you look at the countries that were communists that are doing well now. Vietnam's doing well. Right. Louse is starting to do well.

They're 6% growth. China, we know what happened in China. They became a powerhouse. Yeah. Right? Because they adopted capitalism. So there's only two holdouts left. So I think part of what Trump is doing and Markers were doing it is going like, we want to

stomp these last ones out. North Korea, they can't stomp out. You'll never get. North Korea will be communist forever. It'll just be what it is. Right. They got a nuke. They got a nuke.

They got a nuke. Yeah. If you got a nuke, you're going to be left alone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You need a nuke. Because North Korea would throw a nuke at the United States. No problem. Yeah.

They have a nuke. So there's not, you could do King John, it was just, he's, it's just, if somebody decided to truly throw a nuke at us,

do we really have defense capabilities to stop it or it was just a test? I don't know, but I think we talked about it. I think we would be alive a little longer because they'd hit our nuke arsenals,

which are in like Wyoming and Montana. They're not going to hit, they're not going to hit New York. I think they'll go for that first defensively. They'll try to take those out first. They probably will hit New York. Unfortunately. Yeah.

When you're the cool kid, that's, you know, they're not going to, They're not trying to hit Potsdown, Pennsylvania. I'm ready because, as I've told you, I've got a 30-day supply of powdered fetichini Alfredo. And I have iodine tablets and I have masks. And that's a truthy-wutty.

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Hector Ramos, Dylan Laduff, David Dykstra, um, Gavin Glussum, Bella Lomel, Ala, eating inshalla

with his fist in Kamala thanks to Bluchu me and Father Bill's relationship has never been stronger I want on Peter Ruggers in Bellinghurst is what I is half bitten

half bitten radish in a black man's butt turning the white levels up Amir the boozy cruisco Justin Colico Eve Sokalski LeRoy's sister getting smashed by a muzzi A.K. the black sheep of the family.

Okay? Martin Luther Cream. Eric Thornton. MLK didn't die so you can FaceTime in the elevator. Waits on the list. Put it on the list. It's a good one. Yeah, it's a real good one.

Yeah, that's... Finally. Now we're heating up. Yeah. That's what you call. This list, you know what that one? Now we have a new one. Yeah. That one's called the Messiah.

The Messiah. We needed someone to come in and save this list. And he did. We've actually never been in this position in any of the years of my heinous. I've never remembered something this light. Yeah. Kaya, it's not gay if both peens are in a virgin. Max Crosby wants to Terrell Suggs, King Henry's D.

Okay. Chrissy's Leaky Ruf is from the Edibles. Tehran Toots, Shiite Shoots, Sir Isaac Tootin. Sir Isaac Tootin's a nice chicken finger. Yeah. He-Job around my tinnis. looks like Yusuf Kat Stevens, yodeling buttholes,

Amir the Bozzy Kruzko, we got, and I don't know, should we try one more page? Or you think like it's just, it's sometimes it is what it is. It is what it is. Right. We have a few to choose from. Yeah, yeah. It's just, guys, I'm sorry if this was the first time you ever listen to the episode.

That was historically the worst list we've ever had besides one clear, probable winner. Just to do the due diligence, we will read out the names, but I'm shocked. Yeah, you know. But it happens. We've been waiting for this day.

We knew it would come. Right. And it came. And again, I'm sorry if it's the first time, I'm sorry, but this never happened before. So here is the list.

Granted, it's light, but if you made it, I mean, you know, here's the thing too. I mean, sometimes, you know, it's like whoever won the NBA championship

in the bubble that year. It's the Lakers. It doesn't really count. Right. You know, it's just, this is one of these lists. It's a bubble list. It's a bubble list.

This is a COVID list. Yes. Got a rebate from my Chinese account in Cha Ching. Well, that's a good one. It's not bad. All right. So, keep that around. Yeah, that's a good one.

The tuckback of Notre Dame. That's, we're going to chicken finger that. Okay. Wiped only three times because I like the itch. We're going to keep that. Okay. See, look. These are decent.

And then MLK didn't die so you can FaceTime in the elevator. We're keeping that. So we got three. Okay, so we got contenders. We got to get rid of one. So. I mean, wiped only three times because I like the itch, got a rebate for my Chinese account in Cha Ching, or MLK didn't die so you can FaceTime in the elevator. We're definitely the wipe.

Right. Thank you. You're getting Drexler, very funny. This is, we're often in this situation. Cha Ching versus MLK. We're often in a Coke or Pepsi McDonald's or Burger King situation. Right. And here we are again.

Right. I'm going with Chiching. Interesting. I'm going with Cheching. I have a Chinese accountant, and I got a re-banked to Ching. See, I think MLK didn't die so you can FaceTime the elevator. It's funnier. Jesse, Nick?

Yeah, MLK all the way. MLK, Nick, where you going? Nick, what do you say? I like Cheching. Whoa! See? So now what are we doing? Whoa!

Because we got two, baby. I knew something interesting was going to happen. Do we have to call in the wives again? I think what we do, before we were. release it, we let the fans decide this one. Whenever we go to a tie, we got to let the fans decide. So what do you mean? On Patreon, when we post it, put in the comments, and I will add up the comments. We will add up the comments and announce a winner on the next one.

Wow. That's what we'll do. Okay, that's interesting. First time in history we've ever done that. Yeah, we're going. We're going. We're going. All America's got talent on this one. So go to patreon.com says history hyenas. If you want to get involved, you have a chance to pick between the two names of MLK did and dies you can FaceTime in the elevator or got a rebate from my Chinese account and Cha Ching.

Tell us in the patron comments, who's the winner? We'll put up a poll and then next week we'll announce it. That's what it's got to be because that's what has to happen. Sometimes you have to go to a direct vote from the people.

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