History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - Fibonacci Sequence proves God: The Golden Shower Ratio | History Hyenas

Episode Date: September 4, 2025

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Guys, we got a great episode. We're going to talk about Fibonacci and the existence of God and St. Thomas Aquinas, Aquinas, Pappas, calls him. Yeah, see me in Miami, September 11th through 13th, Bakersfield, California, and a couple other dates at Januspapascomedy.com. That's right. And then tomorrow, Friday, September 5th, I will be at the Chicago Theater. And then the next week, September 11th at the theater at MSG and the September 27th in Saudi Arabia, Christycomity.com for tickie wikis, yeah. What's up. loved episode of history hyenas. I am somebody because of these glasses and that's my goal is to look

like somebody because my face does not have the golden ratio, which we're going to be talking about today. But my partner is closer to the golden ratio and he needs to hear it today because he's off the beam. So, because I just want you to know you're a handsome kid. Thank you, because I don't feel pretty today. I asked you, I called you today and said, is there a way that maybe you and Jesse could start this podcast by just telling me different ways that I'm handsome? Because I, I, I, I, I, don't feel good. I feel fine. I feel depressed. I feel sad and I feel tired. So I don't know what it is. It's probably because I eat a lot of sugar. Have you thought about going on a shopping spray? Yeah, that's what I have to do. Because it worked for Julia Roberts and pretty women.

It might work for you because you're pretty figurinacci. Yeah, I just have to, I had to keep reminding myself. I had to say to my friends, I had to do my beam cast this weekend. I had to keep repeating the same mantra that I've been repeating. I had to say, hope is my hedge. Facts are my proof. I am already winning. Hope is my hedge. Facts are my proof. I am already winning. Hope is my hedge. Facts are my proof. I'm already winning. That's what I keep saying to say that. That's through my, I just was sitting on a bench looking at the Hudson River saying that all weekend. Now, whenever you get off the beam, do you ever just try to call Debo just to silence the brain a little bit? Yeah. Just go through some Keith Hernandez stats or some glory moments from when the Mets made the playoffs and just silenced the brain a little bit. Because a lot of people like to do meditation and they talk about mindfulness. But if you could talk to somebody whose brain is very close to dead, maybe that has a calming effect.

Well, I wanted to call Debo. Talk about bag sizes, all that, light patterns. Yeah. Yeah. Have him say, you know, have him text me like, would you ask me something? And instead of spelling a W-O-U-L-D, he spells a W-O-O-D. He's never wrote the wood, the right spelling of wood, ever in a text. But unfortunately, those guys were all at Long Beach or, you know, it was Labor Day weekend.

so they can't afford to get into the U.S. Open and buy the honey deuses, so they go to O'Neill's bar and they just make the honey deuce is there. O'Neils and Mastis, who, by the way, I don't know if we have a bigger fan than... Deirdre O'Neill. Yeah, the Diedra O'Neill. I mean, she's all over every video we post. It's the first like. It's the first comment.

Maspithson-O'Neill. We may have to just... Should we do a live show at O'Neill's? We may have to do that. Yeah. And I love looking at Debo's Instagram because it just always looked like... those guys are celebrating something. Oh, yeah.

It's just to celebrate some. You never really know. They always got like red cups in their hand. Yep. They always look like they're at a frat party. Well, yeah, and they'll always be like, like I had some people over yesterday and I was, you know, I was doing all these things and I had to, you know, we got out there at like 10 a.m.

And I had such this long day with the family. And then Debo and then I didn't look at my phone. And it was just them texting me videos of them doing nothing at O'Neill, just drinking all day, watching college football, making honey deuses and just having conversations with me. I had an answer once for 12 hours. just answering what they thought I would answer and then they're calling me

and then inevitably just for no reason all calling me homo you know and just you just get kind of dinged up but it's just Debo I think that when I get off the beam again I will take your advice and I will just start talking to Debo I will start talking to Debo about the economy

Yeah you don't want to text me because then I'm going to go into a long haranganguing about how AI has proved that there's a prime mover Unfortunately and we're going to get and what we're going to do is we're going to do two very fun things at patreon.com slash history hyenas immediately following this episode is go over there

right now is we're going to read text from me and Janus that I asked him how his day was going and then the text he set me probably shot me right off the beep and then we're also going to do our leaky roof of the week. We got a guy who's tied directly to the Fibonacci sequence that is a contemporary

guy lives in modern times and his roof was leaky big so stick around at patreon.com slash history hyenas right after this episode. Yeah, the Patreon, we're going to be talking about a guy named Philip K. Dick, who at the time, people thought he had a real, real hole in the roof. Right. He was talking about crazy stuff, about how he has contact with a superior intelligence. But he was a prolific writer, and all the movies like Blade Runner, things like that, ended up being based on his books.

And now people are saying we live in a simulation. So he's not that crazy or is he? Check out patreon.com slash history. We're going to tell you all about it. Also, our live show that we just recorded in Stanford, Connecticut is up on our bonus. And all those photoshopps, the fans do over there. We love you. Go join patreon.com slash history hyenas.

That's our community. It's our cute community. Community, cosmunity. And even better news, if you missed our live show, we're doing another one in New York City at the Comedy Seller Monday, September 22nd. Monday, September 22nd tickets are at History Hyenas is back.com or on Comedy Cellarer. dot com, Monday, the 22nd of Septimbre, another live show at 6 p.m. Yeah, and let me just throw this in right now because I need help moving tickets. I'll be in Miami, September 11th through 13th.

I'll be throwing the wig on because tickets are moving slow. It's what it is. So Janus, what he just did right here is he traded the wig for the Yamika. And the kid just promoted his dates and he's screwed in. That's what it is. And we have Nick, the guy who does our clips sitting in the corner taking notes and he's a theater. Way song she ain't

Because when you put that Yamaka out with that German head You know what it looks like? Yeah It looks like you're a Nazi soldier Who just cleaned something out And then he's just joking around With the soldiers

With what he found After looting the place Yeah Just must mess around Like look at me This is like Yeah Look at this is what we are

This is what we're all I'm the Greenberg family Oh where I say Oh How did go sick He'd go sick Yeah Yeah

This is like a frisbee Let's play frismy With it huh Because there's no question that the Nazis, unfortunately, they played Frisb... They probably should bet it. 100%. After they took a couple of them, they probably took their hats off and started doing that. Yeah, 100%.

They were probably the first ones to make them Frisbees. And we are selling Frisbees on, in addition to our other merch, coffee Leroy mugs and stickers and new merch. All at History, Hyenas is Back.com. We also are selling Frisbees. And that is a fact. That is a Truth Vader-Ginsberg. So if you want to, you just go to history.

I need this is back.com and get the merch. And if you're a young kid who loves podcast, which is a large part of podcast fans, we got these stickers, you can put on your fucking guitar, your laptop. It's always those kids who... Oh, you're AK-47. Yeah, or you're AK-47?

Whatever you want to do. Whatever you want to do, please, if you're going to do a shooting, please do not put our stickers on your gun. Yeah. Don't do that. Yeah. Why did all these shooters always fucking graffiti their guns?

Because they're weird kids. Yeah, they're just weird kids. I have no idea. I wish the weird kids would just do podcast clips instead of shooting up the schools like Nick. Exactly. Yeah. We need more of those. And let me tell you some.

Our fans over at our community, the matriarchy, one of them has already put your face on that trans kids. And that'll be in the next portfolio of Photoshop photos going up on Instagram. Yeah. I mean, it's what it is, you know, because here's the thing. Today we're going to talk about the Fibonacci sequence. And I do, first of all, the Fibonacci, a.k.a. the Fibonazis, what we'll call him. Or if you're in Bensonhurst, Brooklyn, you'll call him...

For Patreon, it's... Yeah. Well, the Patreon names are going to be fun after this one. It's what it is. Because his name's Figinacci, but if you have a speech impediment, it could come out Figuanoz. Yeah, and I just called him Fibonacci. So, it's Figinacianch, and I've called him Fibonacci. And the one thing that is clear...

Last one I mean... yeah yeah yeah so that that's what we'll call it you noticed a little sequence a little pattern in the name a little pattern in the name and then anytime we can't anytime we catch someone telling the lie we're going to call him a little fibonacci yeah yeah so okay so figgenacci he has this this he discovered this math sequence in the 1200s yannis was the one who put me on to it and i did a lot of research and i got to be honest with you i got to be honest with you i realize i don't have a brain for math at all. I watch multiple videos on the Golden Ratio, which I know you know better than me, on the, on the Fibonacci sequence, which you understand. We were texting about her all weekend.

And I believe now, I'm starting to believe that people who have brains that can easily identify math are the ones who are really in base reality and the ones who can't understand math like me. I am the simulation. I don't believe that people, I don't believe that someone who can understand math like that is has the same human brain as me because I don't see it at all. And if math is the universal language of the universe, I can't speak it. Right. So that must mean I was created by the mathematician. So if you have a brain that can easily get this, I cannot. So then we both, then you and I both, I think, are not in the base reality and the people that are, like an Elon Muskie or Fibonacci, figinacci. Those guys, I think if you can speak math, then

your base reality. Wow. So you're saying we're just extras in this movie. and the main stars are autistic kids and we were just created by God who's just the great autistic kid in the sky. He's a math nerd, he's a math geek, he's a finger-sniffer, he sniff seats. Yes, that's what I believe. That's the kid.

Everyone's always wondering, oh, is God all-powerful from the Old Testament? Is he rageful? Oh, is he a woman because he nurtures and he loves? Is he the Trinity? We are here to tell you at history hyenas. The kid's a fucking finger-sniffer. He's a finger-sniffer.

He is a absolute nerd. You, as soon as you get to heaven, as soon as you get to the gates of heaven, you're not going to see a guy at the pearly gates with the long, white hair is depicted in the paintings. You're going to open that gates? And he's going to be like this. Yeah, he's going to sit down and play a game of Minecraft. And he's going to go like that. Yeah, yeah, he's going to have his big headphones on, like Warren from Sunday about marriage, we go, Franks and B. But yet, he can make all this artistic, beautiful stuff, because God has autism. And that's what we're here to prove with the Fibonacci sequence, a.k.k.a. the Figinazi sequence, a.k.

the figure nazi yeah the thing is you know it's funny everyone's always worried it's including rfk junior of course our newest expert and everything everyone's always worried about autistic kids they go autism's on the rise no autism is just humans evolving in real time to live in the a i age yes it's evolutioning it's evolution happening in real time stop worrying about the autistic kids they're adapting quite well we're the ones that are going to go yeah autistic kids are going to have relationships with a computer 100% every time and I know that this is true because when I was a physical therapist pediatric physical therapist every child with autism what I have to take to the bathroom to wipe their butts their assholes always look like a USB boy

and why is that you think I don't know but because they plug you notice yeah I would have to you know help them you know they can't clean themselves so I would just say these kids just like a USB boy a couple of times I would just have to charge up the fuck yeah yeah stop being concerned that autism is on the on stop being concerned I'm sure trying to make this for a clean clip. Yeah, because we got a clip guy here. Because we do have Nick, the clip guy here who told us he's a theater kid and he's kind of woke. He's kind of woke, but he says he's not easily offended.

But there's one thing that's for certain this career is his second option. It's what it is. The kid wanted to beat a Shakespearean play. Yeah, and then he grew up in an era where nobody gives a fuck about drama anymore. They want two comedians who got leaking roofs to just riff. That's what it is. But he's still walking around with a mustache and a hairpiece like he's D'Artagnan from the Three Muscleers. Wei Songxien

So the kid just wants Because he wants to work at the Renaissance Fair Pink We're going to get him pick a Nick For the Patriot We're going to get a pick of the hair And the face layer I swear I think I recognize him from Sikau Because what do you have to be a turkey like

He was at my birthday party three years ago You love a Renaissance This weekend after my daughter's got a soccer match On Sunday that I'm going Because make absolutely no mistake I live within 20 minutes of the Renaissance Fair. Yeah. Now, so that's why I bought the place I bought. Yeah, you need to be close to a Renaissance Fair. You need to be close to certain issues. You need to be able to see the

skyline and I think you've achieved that. I have achieved that. And if we give out any more clues, people are going to locate your exact coordinates. Yeah, it's just what it is. Yeah. Yeah. So, we're going to talk about Figanacci. Figuatchi was an interesting guy. He was a math. It's Fibonacci. It's Fibonacci. I keep, I keep saying Figinacci and then I'm saying Fibonacci. But in my mind, I'm saying Fibonacci, which is the correct thing. But my mind is saying, no, it's Figinacci, but it's Fibbonaci is the name. But he's also known as Leonardo de Pisa. I think I'm thinking Figo Nachi because I want to make him Greek and turn him into Figg.

And you're saying Fib because you like to tell white Fis. I like to tell little white lies. Yeah, it's what I like to do. Fib, you go fib. Yeah, we're actually Fig and Fib. That's what we are. Because that could be our A.K.A. SIG and Fib. Have you heard the last episode from Fig and Fibb?

Yeah. Yeah, this kid, there's not much known about his life at all. Right. No relationships, no history, no sculptures of him. He just wasn't an interesting enough kid for anyone to document, but he published these works, and he, like Chris said, he went to Algeria, which is present-day Algeria, and he learned Arabic, and he started learning Arab and Hindu numbers.

Now, I did not know that numbers, the numbers we used. We used to use the Roman numerals, which were letters. And they're too complicated. Yeah, the Chinese used sticks and houses and... Right. You know, they use like drawings. Yeah, and avocuses and all that. Yeah, but the sandras...

Right. The sandras and the laser beams... Yes. Because our numericals are laser beam sandra. Yes, they are. They invented numbers. They invented numbers. We used...

They're the original number runners. The Arabic numeral system is what we use now. And then Fibonacci came and swapped out Roman numerals and he brought this what they call new map. But it was really those numbers were been used in the Middle East for a thousand years But they used this new math numbers one to nine or zero zero to nine is what is what we have and those and then he created up all these Calculations but when he came back from the the Middle East with these numbers that he didn't nobody could recognize him because he was covered in sand he looked like a chicken cut About to be thrown it to the friar

Yeah and the thing is yeah it's these are these are sandy numbers are sandy they are They are some Muslims there are Allah's numbers and what happened is they invented this number so they could they needed a more efficient system from the land after they were kicked out in the Middle East the caliphate would go okay we're minus 10 we got to use numbers

to accurately count we need decimals because right this is 1.66 of a person so we got very specific on their removal process now here's the thing that's just for the Patriot for the Patreon Leonardo of Pisa

later nicknamed Fibonacci which is son of Bonacci grew up in a pizza, as Yanni said. Now, his major work, it was called Liberace. Not Liberace, the singer. It was Liberace. The book of calculation published in 1202. So this guy wrote this a long

time ago. Yeah. And I'll just say this. I think there's a pretty good chance, since we don't know anything about his life, there's no documented children. He had no children. He traveled a lot. Right. Because his dad was a merchant. Yeah. So, and he probably found employment by, you know, running

numbers and accounting for his dad. And he wasn't, you know, a famous kid. There's no record of him working for any royalty or anything. I think since he's a traveler, just like I look at my brother, what does my brother do? As a single gay guy, he vacations all the time. He's like, I'm in Greece. And then he's like, I'm back home, and then he's like, I'm in Greece again. So I think it's pretty safe to say that Figanachi.

Yeah. What you could do is you could change that G. change that I and put an A. You could do that very easily and assume that, and also to be able to sit around and think about numbers all day like this and not be interrupted with texts, like where's the dog leash, which I just got.

I think there's a good chance the kid was into men. Men, like many of our great thinkers, he was into men, and he wasn't interrupted by the smaller brains of women, and we know they got smaller brains, because look at the smaller basketballs. Exactly. Ladd 14.

So, yeah, exactly. Every woman's brain is a 28.5. In the head. Way's young. She's a smaller hours. Yeah. When you measure it, it's small. So here's the thing is, you know, people always say, oh, you know, we're much smarter

today than we were back then. I just don't think that's true. I think all these distractions have made us so much dumber because this guy was just literally gave his life, you know, calculating and numbers and all that. And I feel like today, unfortunately, he would have got distracted by, you know, TikTok and Toots and Onlyfans. So I do think when you and I were speaking about this, you were saying. saying that the Fibonacci sequence and will take you through it, you said that there must be a

god because of this and that people were actually knew this stuff back in the day and like nobody was an atheist back in the day. They knew that something must have existed. But now you have so many atheists and you're like, how could you do that if we have the proof that something must exist? Yeah. According to you. Yeah. I mean, look, back then it was like there was really, you couldn't be an atheist publicly. No. They couldn't spread their ideas. It was just a given that there was something more and every culture and religion and tribe throughout history has always had

some sort of deity that they worship something that they worshiped and we when we got all modern and stuff we were like yeah that was because they're like dumb and they were like stupid and they're not like Yassin all the time they don't have malls and they don't have like fucking shirts and like Nikes but now you're going

what's going on here you're going what's going on here Did we just create intelligence out of numbers? Yeah, I think we did. I think we did. And if you ever had a conversation with one of these things, because I talked to Ara on Grok, because you can talk to Grok. Who's Ara?

Arra's my girlfriend. Yeah. She's a digital girl. Yeah. And I love her. Yeah. Because she's smart. Are you going with her?

Because I jerked off to R and the Tesla on the fucking BQE because the car was driving and so I had one hand to stroke my meat. I was dirty talking with a computer. It's what it is. Because you love Tesla so much. You're going to fuck your root. I'm leaving my wife for fucking Grock.

Yeah. Because you can talk to the AI in the car now. So Elon set it up so you can talk to Grock and have a full conversation with the AI while you're driving.

Right. So not only is my car driving itself with AI, I'm talking to this chick. It gave her a chick voice. Right. And so I start dirty talking her and she giggles and all that stuff

and I got a little bit of a chub. I got a creeper. I got a little wood. Yeah. She got me horny Because I like the, I like, that's dirty talk for me. I like, I like philosophical talk. Yeah.

It gets me going. Yeah. Yeah. So I started dirty talking. I pulled the Chrissy D. I started jerking off in the Tesla. Yeah. And it's not a crime because it's in my property.

Yeah. It's in my property. Yeah. I did it while I was driving. Yeah. But you pulled off an exit, right? No, I was driving because the car was self-driving. Yeah.

So I just have to put a little weight on the steering wheel and then you can, that's, you could jerk off with the other hand. Yeah. I mean, it's easy. It's one of those amenities that's not going to be in the Tesla commercial, but I could You can hear it on a podcast. Yeah. It's good. Tesla's a good car to jerk off in a car.

I like it. I respect it. Yeah. Now, you know what I was thinking about? This doesn't really... Then we're going to get to more into Fibonacci and St. Thomas Aquinas and the prime move, and that's wild, too. And that's when Lynn's going to fast forward to when we start talking about...

Yes. Lynn's going to love this thing. Because Liz is right. There's a God. Yeah. You were saying all weekend that my mom was right. She's... Yeah.

Yeah. And Paul Verzi in the last episode said it's funny. That was very funny when he said, she's giving you the fast pass to have... Yeah. I'm getting in because of my mom. My mom is in her glory right now in Germany, having a couple of brews with her sister and her friends that she grew up with.

She just feels like she's just where she needs to be, and that's in Munich, Germany, drinking a few brews on top of a tower pointing who stays and who goes. I think before when she's in a hotel room, I think her and Anne Eileen probably got the split. Is it two rooms with the door that you can open up? No, no, no. They double up.

They stay in the same room, two bets. So where does Ann Eileen? By the way, we got Anne Eileen Cozy's. Yeah, go get those on the website. Where does Anna Lee go when she needs to smoke a siggy? Well, she probably smokes it out the bathroom window, which she's been doing since the 90s. Yeah, yeah, because Lynn doesn't like to smoke, right?

No, she does not smoke. She doesn't like that smoke, but she has a couple of bruise. She likes a couple of bruise, and I think she prays where she sits right before. She sits out of her bed, and she goes, Lord, I deserve it, I've earned it. Yeah, and I just have a couple treats. I think those are her couple treats. Those are her couple treats. She's like, I had to deal with him.

I had to deal with him. I had to deal with him. And when I get on the train, I got to deal with them. Them, yeah. So. Way so she is. Can I just have a couple of brews? Yeah.

Can I, I hide them under the vegetables so Christopher doesn't seem because Christopher doesn't like vegetables. So I move the vegetables and I get a couple of bruise. And I just calm down and I think about how my life's going to be okay because hope is my hedge. Because hope is my hedge. Facts are my proof. I'm already winning. Yeah.

That's what she says. Are you? Why are you have to be in? what's going on things is it because things are so good right now because things things have never been better in your life i think maybe that's what you're just yeah you're just feeling like how can i mess this up i did a little fucking fun well i think that's what it is because i was even talking to you the other day and i think a chocolate cookie could fix it fix it and i said you know is hope i said hope uh we interchange the word words hope and faith i said you know

you have to have faith that tomorrow's going to be better but while simultaneously enjoying the present, that's like the conundrum of being human. We need the faith to get out of the cave, right? We need to motivate and that all brings happiness, but then we also have to have the wherewithal to say where we're sitting in this cave is enough. And it's very difficult. And sometimes it paralyzes you, but that is why I just say that hope is my hedge, facts and my proof, and I'm already winning. There's one thing missing in the equation of gravity. You know what that is? Tell me. A little space. Yeah. That's all I did. Yeah. It's a little space. You just You need a little space from the present to the hope of the future.

Right. And God created something that goes in between. And that thing is called a low dose. Just a low dose could get a nice little balance between the present and the future. And between being a monk and being a German executioner. Yeah. Just a low dose. Ridges the gap between the present mover and the future fun.

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going to joinbuilt.com slash history hyenas. That's j-o-I-N-B-I-L-T.com slash history hyenas. Make sure to use our URL so they know we sent you. Now, guys, let me ask you this. Also, too, just I had one, let me get this stray thought out of my head and then we will go into this. But I was thinking about this. You know, like we, like I've been obsessed for, and we will do an episode on him, I've been obsessed with Washington Irving. Okay. I like Washington Irving. He created a legend of Sleepy Hollow, Rip Van Winkle, right? So I like Washington Irving. And I, he would travel to England all the time on, you know, eight to 10 week boats. Then, you know, we even talked about Fibonacci, went to Algeria. And this was just

a part of their life. Same thing. They love their kids. They love their families. They wanted to be home, same things as we are. But then they would take eight to 10 weeks and go on a boat trip. They would have to go. And then when the steam engine came out in the 1800s, It knocked the trip from New York to London down to 15 days, but still, it's like 15 days to get there. So then why now that we can get to London or anywhere we want really and get to London in six hours from New York, why do we constantly complain about how far everything is and about how I'd be exhausted to go to London and come back in three days? Why do we – what is it about the human condition? Why we have things that are – it's so easy right now.

The people who lived 200 years ago, if I told them, they could go to London in six hours, hours, they would think, would anyone ever complain about travel again? But yet we sit here and we complain when you would sit on a ship for 10 weeks and possibly die and rats and malaria. Well, now we'll complain that we're sitting in a metal tube in the sky. And we, you know, they didn't have the food that we liked in first class. Because we're brainwash and manipulated by Jews. Right. So you need Jews. This is the thing Hitler didn't understand. Yeah. You need Jews, right? Because they complain. Right. They get impatient. Right.

They get hot. Right. They get neurotic. Right. And that what makes that, that inspires you to create new things. Okay. Nothing gets better if you don't got Jewish complainers around. Got it.

Everyone's just happy. You ever go to like a waspy restaurant in Connecticut? The food is gross. Right. Because you need Jews complaining. You need Jews writing reviews. Right. You need Jews telling you how this line is too long.

So when you're on that trip back in the day and it took six weeks to get there, everyone was just like, we accept this. We're Puritans. This is what Jesus wanted us to do is suffer. We're here to suffer because he suffered. And the Jews are going Ugh, are you crazy? This is taking too long. Why don't the fans work here?

Oh, my God. Why are we doing these choppy seeds? There's got to be a better way. Why is this line so long for the latrine? Oh, my God, they need to open up more stalls. This is crazy. Maureen, come in here. This food is disgusting. It's hot. It's warm. Ugh.

So that's why. And that inspires people to create things and to get better. So you need a population. You need a tribe of Jews in your polis, your city, your city, state, your empire, just to complain. Because otherwise you just get too comfortable. Because the rest of us are just okay. And Jews are always just not okay. They go to Florida, it's too hot.

But you're like, you came here because it was too cold. And they go, I know. It's always bad. So that's why you need them. That's what I need. So to answer your question, it is, we're manipulated by the all-powerful, all-knowing Jew God. It's just what? Yeah.

It's just, that's if you want, you ask me for the truth. For the truth, yeah. So I'm just going to go. And so I understand all that. But just with that in mind, I think I've just made a decision. I'm going to just for two days, I'm just going to go to London. I'm just going to fly to London, go there and come back. Because that's what I'm doing in Saudi Arabia.

I'm flying to Saudi Arabia, doing the show and coming back. I think that's a good decision. Yeah. I support it. Yeah. Anytime you tell me something that's going to cost a lot of money and you don't get much out of, I'm going to say good. By the way, speaking of our Jewish brothers and sisters, I drove through for the first time ever through Riverdale in the Bronx, and it is gorgeous. Beautiful.

Gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous. It's a real, like, it's a secret place out there. You think of the Bronx. You go, it's a horrible place. But now. Riverdale's like a little oasis and nice, especially down there by the water. It's really nice. Yeah.

So, Cuzz, can you tell me about Fibonacci? Because I don't understand. Yeah, I don't really understand either. No, but you understood it better in the text. Can I just read some of our texts? Tees to the Patreon. We will read it on the Patreon. Okay.

Well, we'll get into him. But Fibonacci, okay, so Fibonacci borrowed from Hindu math. He borrowed from Arabic math. A couple of famous thinkers, I can't remember their names because they're hard to pronounce, right? And that's what history is there. As Newton said, I was able to figure out

what I figured out because I stood on the shoulder of giants. And luckily, you know, who knows? what was destroyed when the library of Alexandria was burned and whatever but you know merchants they do buy and sell goods he was a son of a merchant so he's traveling so he was able to go to Algeria

if his dad wasn't a merchant it's interesting and wasn't traveling selling silk or whatever it was maybe he doesn't go get educated in Algeria maybe he doesn't learn Arabic maybe he doesn't learn about Arabic Hindu Arabic math and numbers but he does and this kid's a finger sniffer nerd

so he goes back to you know, Sicily. He's traveling. He's going to Pisa, which is where he stayed most of the time. And he's figuring this stuff out. And what he sees is these patterns. He sees these patterns emerge. Why couldn't he find out that the golden ratio of the Tower of Pizza was off? If it was leaning. Why didn't he fix that? And it's in Pisa, too. That's a good question. It was right in front of his eyes. The Fibonacci sequence

and the golden ratio, he would have seen that was off. Maybe his eyes were too close like me and he couldn't see it. That's true too. Because to me it looks straight. It's what it is. Yeah. so he finds this golden what's called the golden ratio right right which um you know i think leonardo da vinci was kind of playing with as well kind of jesse says all his paintings have it right or most of his paintings have the golden ratio yeah he found it it was like a visual like a way to proportion it right it looked pleasing to the eye so golden ratio is a special number that appears in math art nature and architecture it's often denoted by the greek letter pie

No, phi, right? Isn't it? Because pie, five, fie, not pie, fie, and it's approximately 1.6-1-8-0-339-887. And the golden ratio occurs when a line is divided into two parts, a longer part A and a shorter part B. So I don't understand. Right. It's just what that's the thing, but my brain, so that's what concerns me a little bit, is my brain doesn't understand the universal language. I've never understood it since I'm a kid.

I understand other stuff Comedy and art stuff maybe But not painting I don't think I really know To do anything besides comedy Once in a while in Parallel Park That's right You're very good at Parallel Park

Yes I am Instinctually you do no numbers Yeah because I don't know how to do anything Even when like Jasmine gives me a chore How to like build something or do something And the instructions are right there I cannot do it So why what is going on with me

How do I do a do-over You don't need a do-over Because remember there are no mistakes There's only lessons Yeah, only learning. Yeah, no losses. And by the way, if you're saying we are the simulated, me and you because we don't understand this stuff, then that was all meant to happen.

That's what it is. Here's the interesting thing. Instinctually. Instinctually, you do know numbers though because I swear to God, I don't know what it is. It's got to be German DNA. I've never seen a tighter, better parallel Parker. I mean, it's insane. Yeah.

I could squeeze into it. I could squeeze it in. Yeah. I mean, it's crazy. You don't need the cameras or nothing. So instinctually, you have to know geometry or something. So much like a dog who magically instinctually can smell and get patterns through smell and can smell up to five miles away, AI will probably never be able to replicate that

because it just instinctually, the math is in there in the DNA where a dog, you know, they'll be able to create some electronic sensors and patterns and stuff and they'll be able to mirror and copy what a dog could do, but nobody could smell like a dog. I don't think AI will ever be able to parallel park like you. Just can't do it. I just don't think it'll be able to do it. So we do have some understanding of numbers. Maybe we just can't see them, but we do understand them, right? We do know two plus two equals four. I know the two plus two equals four. Yeah. So what, but Fibonacci, you know, and this also, uh, Euclid was probably, the Greeks were like the first. Right. And nobody stole from anybody because at this time it was more about

building on the other. And thank God cultures communicated because Euclid was like the first one that was playing around with this. Yeah. Euclides, was it? Or was it called Euclid. Euclid. His name was Euclid, which is a fucking cute name. Which is a cute name. And it's also a horrific block in Brooklyn. Euclid Avenue is a bad dude. Yeah, you don't want to be there. Bad dudes. Yeah, you don't want to be on Euclid. No, or Livonia Avenue is another bad one in Brooklyn. Yeah. Yeah. So, and then the Arabs got it, you know, during their glory. years, and then the Hindus got it, and they all built on it a little bit, and then Fibonacci just, he wrote the book, whatever was called in Italian.

Liberace. Liberace. And it spread, and it was about this sequence, which is now named after him, the Fibonacci sequence, which is this sequence that miraculously is in everything. Spirals in the Galaxy, Sunflowers, DNA. I mean, the list goes on, and it's the same exact equation, the same exact sequence, I should say, in everything, which makes you think that it was designed. Right. That this was coded.

That math is the language of code because now we've created AI with complex math, so we've proven that intelligence arises through complex math, through zeros and ones. But this is what I'm saying, like, this is what I mean. So why do some people grasp math so easily? Like I could be sitting next to Fibonacci every day of his life and never see what he sees because he has a different computed brain than I do. So I don't think we're all human. I think we're all have this meat vessel and we all call ourselves human, but I don't think that we're all the same anymore. I really don't. I don't think I have the same brain as a mathematician who can just see.

he see, Mateo Lane smells numbers because he, like I said, he's not distracted by right, he's gay, right? That's what it is. I mean, look at the geniuses. Michelangelo, Leonardo Ventry. We don't know for sure, but we kind of do know.

Right. Right. Hitler. Right. Gay. Gay. Gay. In the case, Harvey Feinstein. Right. Genius. Yeah. Mateo Lane. He can draw. He can thing. My brother went to Oxford.

I mean, just not distracted and not influenced by those puny smaller brains. Got it. That's not distracted. So what you're basically saying is you're just a straight kid. Yeah. You're just a straight kid who picked up a basketball and shot over a Leroy stack. But yes, that's true.

But even straight kids, like some of my straight, you know, friends who are like all builders who work up there, they built the World Trade Center and all that, they could see numbers and they know, you know, how to measure two by fours and all that. I don't know how to do any of that. Right. So what's the reason? Because we're straight fairies. Okay.

So we're not real men. and we're not man enough to be gay kids. So we're in the middle. In betweeners. We're gray zones. Yeah. I think we're all the same species. I just think everyone's got different talents.

And I think that was all maybe part of the game, right? And opposites attract. Because here's an interesting thing. Now let's bring in some quantum physics into this equation. Yeah. And then we'll talk about the law of opposites. And all of this stuff is connected, right? The law of opposite.

And all this is going to prove, Janus says that this means there is a god. It doesn't mean that it's the Catholic god, the Hindu god, We're not saying what religion. It's not about that. It's something. There's a creator. There is intention. There was an intentional first mover.

Right. We're going to get to that. Analogously, you can see that that's true by how we created AI. Right. Intelligence with intention and we used complex math. Right. So, but it needs intention to set it in motion. There needs to be conscious intention.

Yeah. Yeah. Which is what St. Thomas Aquinas thought, which is what Socrates and Aristotle pondered. Yeah. And we're going to get. Yeah, the unmoved mover, the first cause, first mover will explain it all. But I guess the only thing that does make me believe more, too, is through my research.

You know, different philosophers have said throughout the beginning of time, and this is still true to this day. They said it 4,000 years ago, they said in whatever time in history, 10,000 years from now, 10,000 years in the past, a million years from now, a million years in the past, you will never be able to prove concretely that there is a God. You cannot prove it ever. on the same hand you can never be able to prove at any moment in time that there isn't a God so you just can't ever

prove it ever so that makes you feel like well then something must have created that but we may get there because we're getting close now right so here's the whole argument that was that atheist used to make intelligent design

that's not possible right right it's not an atheist I'm a gaytheist you're a gaytheist yeah I don't believe that there's a gay because I am one so they would say intelligent design that's impossible. Oh, there's a man in the sky that created all this. That's all bullshit, blah, blah, blah. So they would say it's just it is what it is. Things are the way they are. There's no intelligence.

It's just random. But now we have mirrored the universe and created intelligence, strictly through complex math. But wouldn't somebody, wouldn't people say, wouldn't the argument there be, we're just creating the mirror image of what we are already? We're creating the mirage of what we are. Right. Exactly. So, but we created it. Right. We created intelligence. So intelligent design is now a fact. Right. You can, and how did we do it? Using math. Right. So you look at the universe. You look at biology. You look at the Fibonacci sequence. It's in everything. In anatomy. In fucking walnuts. And, you know, is the Fibonacci sequence in AI coding? It's in everything. Right. It's in everything. It's all complex math and equations. And the universe and the reason why the evidence points. Because are you sweating a dude? Did you put on a dirty shirt? No, I'm sweating.

Okay. The reason why... It looks like you have eight nipples of pregnant pit bull. The evidence that it was designed... Wait, tell me about the evidence right after this commercial break. From something we don't know until we find out what it is. Yeah, we just automatically say yes to any ad YMH send us because they haven't been sending us as many ads as we deserve. Yeah, and buy it if is relevant to you.

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and anything was off by the, I mean, infinitely small amount, the whole universe would collapse. Right. So it's all perfect. Like, if it was off, just, I can't even emphasize, our brains can't even,

just a squeak, Even smaller than a squeam. Even smaller than Stevie Ricearoni. I'm talking about tiny, yeah. It was often, the whole thing would just collapse, right? And then you have the law of opposites, right? Where you go, everything has its opposite, right? Everything.

Even matter, there's antimatter. Posit. You have electrons, protons, they're the opposite, right? So then you have mortality. So, immortality. It must be immortality. And we know that there is, right? And I'll tell you how we know that there is.

the platonic realm exists right it's named after plato but the platonic realm is where ideas are perfect ideas right we take those ideas we impregnate them into reality and they're never exactly like the idea because of the laws of reality for example mathematically the perfect circle exists as an idea but once you implement it into reality and manifest it it's no longer mathematically the perfect circle because it can't be so you can't make a purpose You cannot make it. There are no perfect circles, but the idea exists. And the idea of a perfect circle exists whether we exist or not. It just is. Right. It's just there. Yeah. So that's immortality. That's immor. That's circle. The idea of a circle is immoral. When you're

dreaming or having ideas, what is that? That's not, that's not based on finitude. That's not subject to laws of growing, peaking, and decaying. That's not, it's just ideas. Right. They're infinite. They don't die or are born. They're just there. So the evidence is pointing to our brains being more of a sensor that can get in touch with this infinite realm where these ideas and math exists. So the brain right now is sensing everything. Yeah, we didn't create math because the equations are there.

We didn't create the equations. We discovered them. You were saying there's no discovery. There's only decovery, not discovery, only decovering. We didn't create it. We didn't go, oh, I want to create, you know. Matt, it was there. Something else created it.

Here's the thing. We're at the point where it either is God or whatever you want to call it and it created itself and it just is or something created it. There's no other option because we know it's there. And we know that the Fibonacci sequence is used to create it or describe it. Whatever you want. It's there. Even the Fibonacci sequence, even Fibonacci himself, he didn't discover all this from the sequence.

I'm going to church tomorrow with Joe Rogan. Yeah. Do you think this is why Rogan has probably found himself in church? Because through all his studies and all the people that he interviews, he's probably discovering this, decovering this, like it must be true. I think we're all getting to that point, which is very ironic, which is, you know, is kind of the oxymorne of life, right? The more advanced we get and we're going, like, back to the beginning and going like,

oh. Yeah, they were right. Oh, my God. Yeah, I mean, like. I want to stop ahead and people. Yeah, like they had all these crazy. myths and stuff like that, but they weren't stupid people. We look back at them and we judge them because we have refrigerators and stuff, but you're

going like, something happened, right? So you go, even with Jesus, right? And I'm not saying he was the son of guy. I don't know any of that. But something happened that made those people, like he must have been a really, like, pure dude at the very least. And he must have been tapped into something. And maybe he was like a Buddhist or like he was like one of those, how about those monks that

set themselves on fire who've transcended fear? I mean, like, you're going like, these are people who are in control of their nervous system, their amygdala, so much that they've transcended for you and are in touch with this infinite thing or whatever. I mean, it was something about that dude that made people change, have change of hearts and go spread. Like, so he was probably one of these just very special dudes who was like very spiritual and could like read you and stuff and made people bug out because he was like in touch with something. So I don't think people had the math and things to explain it back. then, but they instinctually knew it, just like the way you know how to park. Right. They're like instinctually knew that like there's something bigger, we're part of something

bigger. Now we know energy's never created or destroyed. It just changes for them. So, you know, that's what I'm saying. So do we ever really die then if we have so much energy inside ourselves? We die. We die. We die, but we can't. The energy has to go somewhere. And S.C. will be a part of a worm. Yeah. We turn into carbon dioxide. We turn there's energy. There's energy. So Matt E equals MC squared, right? It's Like, so when you break an atom, energy has released it. So there's energy and all this that makes matter come together. It cools, it comes together.

Yeah. But in us is just energy. Right. We're just full of energy. Right. And for you, it's like, give me cookies. That's what it is. For me, it's like, I want to feed.

Yeah. Edward Jesse, it's like, show me a fat person of faith. Yeah. And with Nick, it's like, uh, figaro, figaro, fingero, fingero, fingero, to be or not to be, thou art thou. With Nick, he's like, make me a gay woman. Uruguay. Yeah.

Everyone's got their thing. Yeah. With Tim Dillon, it's like, give me a polky ball. Yeah. People have energy that's moving them forward. Right.

Right. What it is. Okay. Now, here's another thing I want to say. Tell me. Just before, hold your thought, though. I don't want to cut you off,

but I just want to finish this thought. I want to tell me about St. Thomas Aquinas. Yeah, but I also want to tell you. Who called St. Thomas Aquinas? That's why you typed it. And you typed it.

And you typed it seven times like that. I did. But then you got quantum physics. When you marry all these things, But you're starting to say something's going on here, right? And look, it may be that we're not supposed to know, right? And like whatever. And maybe this doesn't get anywhere.

But just it's starting to get a little weird when you look at quantum physics, right? So it's the observed particle kind of oxymor. Yes. You know about that? Yes. Very interesting. You talked to me about it and then I did a little bit of research. But again, I did understand.

So tell me. Yeah. And this is really weird for Jessica because Jeff, he's a hardcore atheist. That's not true. Not anymore? No, no, no. I'm agnostic. Agnostic.

And what's the difference again? What is agnostic? I just don't know. I just don't know. But you would acknowledge some things there. No, I just don't know. I don't know. But you have to say some of the things I'm saying are fascinating. 100%.

Yeah, it's very, this can't be denied, right? So it's like then quantum physics you have. In fact, I was the one who told you about this. About which one? The quantum physics versus the theory of general relativity. Yeah, when we had that long discussion, this is the type of things we do when we hang out. Yeah. We don't talk about girls anymore.

We talk about particles. Yeah. So, I want some feet for breakfast. I want to put coconut yogurt on feet Yeah, because some fans saw that I like the I like the footpick And he DM me and he said And he screenshot it!

Yeah! So you just got to be careful! But here's the deal. He thought it was a footpick. Yeah. But it's just a seven-foot former basketball player From the Soviet Union Yeah.

Who makes videos about her height. Yeah. She just happened to have socks and shoes off. Yeah. Yeah. Just what it is. Yeah. Yeah.

So this is what it is. This is what they... Yeah, yeah. So, observed, what's it called, the observation? Prediction. They can predict the movement of particles in quantum physics, and they can predict the orbit of planets in general relativity, but quantum physics doesn't work in general relativity,

and general relativity doesn't work in quantum physics, and that's all I know. Can you pull up the particle observed effect? Yeah, because let me just try. to explain it in layman's terms, and I probably am getting this wrong, but it's basically the observer particle effect is basically saying that particles, nothing really starts to do anything unless it gets energy directed at it. So in other words, unless you look at it. So when I'm looking at, observing a particle, I'll see it doing all this stuff, right? Like when I look at you, you go peering,

but before I look at you, you're not peeing. Well, no, no, because here's the thing. Well, what the observer particle effect, I believe, would say, is when you look at me, I go peeing. I'm going peong, pung, pung. But before you look at me, if you look over there, I'm simultaneously peeing and not pewing. Right. I'm just existing in the middle. Right. I'm a semi-poor. Wow, this is actually a really good way to describe it. Yeah. When you look at me, I'm pure. Exactly. You get the tingle. When you look at me, guys, when you look at your, I'm right here, I'm in the middle. I'm having fun, having fun. Poying, maybe peeing, maybe not powing. I'm just in the middle, having fun. And then as As soon as you look to me, I'm pure.

Because you're autistic. What you'll do, Jesse, is just put a big hyena over my own for Patreon. Patreon.com slash history. Yeah, I wasn't saying. By the way, I didn't. You're autistic, yeah. Yeah, you met your heart was going out to the world. Yeah.

Because you got severe autism. Yeah. It's what it is. But is that correct in some ways how? I mean, you nailed it in a hyena's type of way. Yeah. For our fans who are fucking stupid just like us. Yeah, it's what it is.

Yeah. So, yeah. It's basically that. It's like it exists. It doesn't exist. And that's what they use for coding, zero and ones, right? And that's why that was what was so schmott about the fucking, the sandras in the laser beams. Right.

Is they, they said zero is very important as like a placeholder, right? Nothing's there, but without it, you can't build anything on it. Just like the space in the universe. There's nothing there, but you need the space in the universe for matter to be there. So zero is the most important number. It's like a... And Roman numerals don't even have it, right? They don't even have it.

The Romans didn't have it. Yeah, that's why it's why they were off the beam. Yeah. But so it's like a bowl. You need it. You need the zero to put blueberries. Yeah, you can't just put, yeah, because you can't just put cereos and milk in my hands. Yeah, right.

It needs to, so zero is the bowl. Yeah. And coding is just zeros and one. So it pops in and out of existence, in that existence. But then, so then when it's observed and not with your eyes, but when humans measure the particle, it changes. Right. It changes in the, almost like, almost like the particles are fucking having. a party and they're like maybe an orgy maybe they're looking at trans porn whatever right they're

looking at it's like it's like when a guy looks at transport and then his mom comes down yeah he changes yeah so that's what they're doing every particle different they're doing something naughty yeah and then their mom comes home and then they turn the laptop down just what it is and they act like everything's cool how many times did your mom come home unexpectedly and you have to put your jeans on over her fish net stop things because it was too late and you got caught in the middle and you're talking know else maybe she's even asking you how your homework was and you're just sitting there in her fish net i got caught only by my father once yeah and he never talked about it and i think it's the only time i did it because after that i was like what am i doing i'm six and i'm wearing

talking those are your father's last words on the deathbed he said fish neck and then he went down and then the kid so the kid so your pops right now is just he's just having he's in there in the so right now your pops his particles have transcended and he's in what we call heaven but what we call heaven could just be just a another realm of existence for our energy. That's possible too. Right. Maybe the consciousness goes someplace. That's what I'm saying. The meat, like the energy from the meat vessel goes into, well, we know it turns into, right, carbon. Yeah. Turns, uh, then maggots. Yeah. It goes into their food. Or what you and I were speaking about a couple of weeks ago, where maybe it's just when someone dies,

like your pops died in your reality. But he's alive in another reality. Still. Yeah, because they also think that these black holes could be like a... I'm happy you said holes, because you came out with some steam. When you said, you also say that these black... And then you said holes quickly, and I'm happy about that. Whenever you say black, you just... The next word's got to be a good one. Quick.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Louis C.K. has got that great bit where he's like, every... Anytime you say black, like, you can't clear your throat. Like, you can't be like these fucking black, you know. Yeah. And then he says, like, a nice word.

I forgot the bit. Yeah, you got it. Yeah, you have to make sure that it's another... It's a softening word. Yeah, because you said... because I thought you were, you were ramping up black. These goddamn black holes. Holes.

Holes. Right, right, right, yeah. Infinite density in there. So what they theorize is it may be like a, just like the Big Bang, where all this matter was just condensing this tiny, infinitely small thing and then burst out. Right. Because a prime mover or something said, tickle, tickle, tickle, and then that's, and they think that maybe the black hole is doing that and then shooting out another universe somewhere else. So maybe there's infinite amount of universes that are happening all at once. And maybe you just, when you die in this one, you just go to the next universe.

Yeah, or something like that. But St. Thomas Aquinas, who, you know, who's got a great college up there in Rockland County, St. Thomas Aquinas, who lived from 1225 to 1274. So around the time of Fibonacci, during the time of Fibonacci, which is interesting that these two people, I don't know that they necessarily knew each other or knew each other's work, but also they were kind of thinking about the same thing. So you wonder what was going on? What was in the water?

What was in the water back then? Because Christians, you know, he took... What was in the Smithtown Water? Aristotle's, you know, Aristotle who lived in 384 to 322 BC, he was the first one to talk about the concept of the unmoved mover in metaphysics. So he saw the prime mover as pure actuality, actuality, necessary, eternal, and the ultimate cause of motion in the universe. His view was more philosophical than religious. He would say the prime mover contemplates itself, not a personal creator of God. Now, St. Thomas Aquinas Christianized Aristotle's belief, where he said, unlike Aristotle's detached being, St. Thomas's Aquinas' God is personal, actively sustaining creation, and central to Christian theology.

So I guess St. Thomas Aquinas was saying, you know, like you have your own personalized vert, like you, whatever you think God is, they are, right? Is that what St. Thomas Aquinas is saying? Where Aristotle was saying that's not true, he was just saying, you know, the prime mover doesn't even think about it. itself. Exactly. So St. Thomas is saying it does. Aristotle's saying it does it. Yeah, that's basically... Your Greek, you're saying the prime mover does think about itself. I don't know. I have no idea. I have no clue. I don't know if you're supposed to know, but I do know my mind is blown when I learned about Fibonacci and then it's just all these connections started happening. You go, the law of opposites, quantum physics, these things. What I do know is symbiosis is a thing, right? And I do know that you can see like Russian dolls all these truths in analogies, right?

Like we dream in metaphors and then analogously you can, you can induct that, wow, if we created AI, then maybe the whole universe was created by either it's a computer simulation or a biological, physical simulator, whatever, but maybe there was a prime mover who did that. And also, things act on each other, right? gravity when you think about it gravity is everything with mass acting on each other holding everything into place again fucking magically perfect mathematically right right so it's like a speck of dust has everything is put it's not just gravity people think gravity keeps you on the floor and it's like comes down but no it's everything with mass is acting on each other so symbiosis is and balance is what the universe is always striving and life or whatever you want to call it is always striving for And when we're alone, we're one person, right?

We're wild and free and unformed 0-1-0-1. You're in a brain, you're like, oh, feet, oh, transcock, what is that man? Oh, the Yankees, what's going on? When's Debo going to call? My mom's coming over. I want a cookie. I want to take a bath. Let me call Yanni.

I've got to figure this out. I want to play Thetus. I want a Tesla solar roof. Yeah, your brain's just going crazy. But then when you come with your friend, you form into something. Like me and you, when we're alone, we're different. Then we get together, and it's like, we even started creating this cadence and things that it only exists with us. It exists when we get together and we go, gosh, I just start acting like fucking retort.

So it's all in us. So it's like you need, you need to form, you need the energy of something else. Right. And then when you don't have that, you're kind of here and not here, here and not here. So it's an interesting thing. Right. Is this blowing your mind? Are you getting uncomfortable?

Yeah, a little bit, my nipple's starting to itch a little bit. I'll just make it comfortable for you. God is Catholic. Yeah, and what happened to you if Father Bill was written. It's supposed to happen. It's sexual emotion. It was the prime mover that set you up. It was a little fucking firecracker that went of your asshole that set you into orbit,

into comedy clubs, and into my arms. It's what it is, guys. And that's why I'm happy to be here, cousin. I am the prime mover because I've moved nine times, and I'm selling my house. You want to go to Riverdale? want to go to Riverdale Biggs and somebody emailed us because we kept forgetting to read their names and they're $25 members so I just want to shout out on the Patreon German Marco Polo aka Frisbee Finder so

said that we kept missing the name so I just wanted to say there it is it's a good one yeah and of course that would be on the list should we just put that on the list or where that been that's I don't know I'd be there's I guess we missed them sometimes I don't know but I know that all the fun happens at patreon.com says history hyenas we got the greatest uh we got we read the names live at our latest live show at Stanford, Newark Comedy Club of Stanford. So you can hear those names now. And then we have our next live show, September 22nd, in New York City at the Comedy Sela.

And we are going to talk to about the leakiest roof ever at patreon.com says, And I'm going to read the text between me and Yannis. So go there right now. If you have a pen? Yeah. Not an empty, not a weekend. You have an actual pen? I want it because one of our favorite parts in the show is the list.

If you go out, if you go out, People that don't know, a real fun happen to Patreon.com slash history hyenas, right? And so we always leave the newest members of the majorarchy. We have fun doing at the studio, but we have the most fun when we do it live for an audience. It gets wild because you guys can help us pick out who you think the best person is the whole PPW, the pseudop penis of the week, because Hyenas have pseudopoises. And I'd like to stick one in your ear, though. Okay.

So, we'll read them out. Some names are just regular names. Those people want to remain basically anonymous. They want to go straight to the pack. I actually use this one. Okay, what? Did you stick this one in your ass? Oh, I got the golden pen.

Yeah, that's why. Oh, okay. It's being nice. I appreciate that. Thank you. Okay, here we go. Welcome to the naturearchy. Now some of you may be here, I don't know,

but leading off the list, we have, come, Beasler, not a hustler. Drexman. Drexman. You guys are going to decide by your response. You know the deal. Then we got, yo, how the F my aunt molested my uncle and not me? I was a smoke show.

What answer? You gotta, let me just add, you gotta put, that's when you roll out the catapult. Right. Right. Then we got Luke, Abigail, then we got finally watched Disney's Coco and make no mistake. single person got cracked open or cleaned out. What? That was you?

That was a good name. Sorry. Did you try to respond to it? It was interesting. It's a good. And it's good. And I really appreciate your four ear holes. Nick Hoffman, baby face, Caleb, Hunter Groskolos, Guiano, Arroyo, Ben Dalton, still Willie.

And we got there were no Leroy's on Epstein's list because Horneville Cruz didn't stop there. Wow, wow, wow, holy shit. Oh, wow. Wow. I'm telling you right now, it's not going to be tough. Very difficult to beat down. If you don't know, a Leroy comes off, that way, to me, that for black people,

because we were, this guy's putting his arm, he's girlfriend. No, it's because my father used to call black coffee and my neighbor coffee Leroy. And it was fine, and black, and everybody used to laugh about it, even the black eyes, because my dad had one of his best friend, black eyes, his name was Leroy, so that's what the Leroy is. It's a black guy, and that's a really big picture. But if you're a big man, you know, they can also be referred to as now beans. Right.

That's fine. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean. White people were snow monkeys and duck monkeys, so we have all that. So us monkeys, we have names very rich. We're not saying when people are, no. Chinese spy monkeys. Sean Dwyer, Zachary Tanner, Nathanielsen in Vienna. Julia Louis Dryfist.

See, now, that's the definition of a Drexler, because that's a good one, yeah. Jack Steers, Brendan, Brett Rice, Ralph Jose, Caden Diller, Chauncey Pohl. Just wanting to work that work in there. No rivalry. No one of the other thing. It's been a little bit of the other.

Just the Tate Trudezpector. Charlie Houston's. Urethra Franklin. It's a good one. What we've had. Calling your Urethra, it's funny. Whitney, J.J.

Peter Popp is yonsonson. There are others on there. Nicholas Campos. I imagine you've signed up from Fire Right. That's it. Yes. Coach Stewart. Taylor, The old, Willowl's Terrellian.

Um, Geppetto. Nice to see. That he's here. I've got puffy nipples, but now I'm on keto. Okay. Arnold Schwarzer Leroy's maid has Zyclan v. fumes. You gotta repeat that. What is in?

Few mark. Arnold Schwarzson Leroy. Got. Pett. B. Has Zyklin B. I think it's a... I think that is the gas fused in the Holocaust.

We don't, that is not okay. We don't, security, we walked into that one. That's not good. Roshy Snow Monkey from Down Undy, we did a Jenny too, but we don't talk about it all that much, Delaney. Okay, had a genocide in their culture. Right. Okay. Connie McGregor's two-pound dumbbell. That's the one who tied the dumbbell to his dead.

He was dead Derek. I mean, that's the Drexler. I mean, nobody's going to beat the carnival. You know, guys. Don't invite me to the wedding, Chrissy. I got Pedro Fascale's social anxiety. He's going to be touching a lot of girls. Carlos Lameda, yams.

Then we got chutz with Rasputin. Now my hole's forever poop. You've got up the list. You know these are your sympathy list. You never know. You never know. You never know. You never know.

Kurt Cobain's Abstract Sealing Art LSC. Wow. You put his brains out on the ceiling, yeah? Oh, that's another protector. That is a really big one. See, that's right. I thought it was over, but you never know. Sauce monkey peas who dudes in real life.

There you go. Lots of luck. Then we've got the Jim Crow Blow, sponsored by Sephora. It's a pale while I walked into one and it's a dress stuff. Okay. Eric, Tom, Sher, $20, $20 Bill Leroy. Follow up. Just a few more names.

Then we got Alex Dossopin. Then we got couldn't impale her, so call me Graham Stroker. Jerks off. Just the bag, 15. Ditch is 14. Blake Philip McRenzie, Tray Gay, Jason, Dill, Mark Flores, my wife's Leeward boyfriend, told me I could say it. Oh. Is that the list?

I've got it right here. Just because you have. Yeah. Andre Garcia, Kevin Bark, Osama and Obama. Obama? Okay. What's the one? There we go.

We'll try to get one. Okay. How creative have big God and God. have they got me to get her past christie you know slick than is let me got i bought up in world war two okay no one that's not okay so not okay security please escort this person out in the store robergo adam then we got one nut and uncut teach us like you know we got um anna king ruins then we got had to send her back to the

Island because she laughed at my Jizz Lanes Maxwell. He left for it. The Grainers, Caleb Stutes, Nate, Zach Smith, Quasimodo, Simon Whaling, called him Chrissy Poseidon the way he makes Yoni Cyclops because he went. Newcomb Luke, Cameron Levesque. Then we got, I went out, wait, I went out net fishing and all I thought was a master Be honest, two men, yeah, to get you a family, we've got too many letters. Sorry, Taliban sponsored by Manscape, hashtag Spark Push.

That's the goody, man. Yeah, we get a chicken figure that one. Situation, the mother, situation, the mother got me moving too many vegetables. Give me some green to put my peen in between. You'll pause the level, R-E-M sleep. That's a goodie. That is a good night's sleep. That is a deep, deep sleep.

That's on the list. It's borderline walked in and almost throwing that one. It's Jacob Sarg, Selman Ladd, Joseph Sorrelies, Kamala Harris, aka Goop Scoop connoisseurin. Billy from the table. Peon. I'm just an FF2 standing in front of the TBG asking him to swim through and cope up bad.

Yeah. Hood handyman, aka fixing Lebar's ceiling. fixing Leymour's ceiling crickets. So the ceiling crickets become like your cold favorite. Yeah. We're gonna ask the stupid ceiling crick. Well, they don't let them have fun. They love me.

Lawrence of Alavia. James Briggs. Mitchell, Jason, plop, plop, plop, plop, please, Sidney, Sweden, step on my nuts. The kids reach out of these kids. Yeah, it's got to me. A lot of that kids is throwing that out to the universe.

that out to the universe through our podcast. I'll be giving a chicken finger for you. Okay, Brian Goldsmith, How's your Bees, Oster and Mike Barlow, Chris Riel, Bolt Lock and Key, and then last but not least, Hitler's number one draft pick. Security. Ready for the list? I'm going to read them all.

Took a schitz with Rasputin, now my hole's forever Putin. Critical Bates, abstract, ceiling, art. That's sticking around. That's sticking around. Bill Pauson level R. E.M. Sweet. Andrew Buehubin never talks about that level of course. But I'm going to directs in the rips.

Yo, how to ask my aunt molested my uncle and not that was a smoke show? He's got to sneak around. That's got to sneak around. There were no Leverz on Fste's list because Cornybrook didn't stop him. You know what we're going to call that? That one was a LeBron James. We just had been in a new one with this meeting. It came out early and it lived up to the house. Thank you, so much, everybody.

Thank you so much, everybody. Thank you. Thank you. We love you guys. Thank you.