History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - History Hyenas was WILD! | Final Episode

Episode Date: March 24, 2021

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there's just going to be lots and lots of blogs about how it was disappointing. Cause what can you do? We're coming into the final episode. You have on your glasses, your women's glasses. These are women's glasses. These are unisex glasses. These are, I don't want to stereotype. I don't want to make fun, but these are gay man's glasses. These are a well-dressed gay man's glasses. And a gay man's sweater.

And I got it. This was given to me by a gay man's sweater. And I got in the- This was given to me by a gay man, my brother. Yeah, and I have on a sweatshirt, the R U Garbage podcast, the Garbaggio sweater, which I just continue to do podcasts and buy the merch. And then the people keep saying, we'll send you the merch. And I continue to spend money buying the merch.

So shout out R U Garbage. I'm wearing your Garbaggio sweatshirt and I paid $48 for it, you fucks. And here's actually, speaking of that, it reminded me, Danny Leporey, I don't know how to, his last name's French, he's a French guy. Oh, Danny Leporey, yeah, okay Leporey, yeah.

Danny Lafumes, I have purchased your merch with your little, it was like a little him as a cherub, a Valentine cherub, and I never got the shirt. So. So what the fuck? I know what my address is. I put my address in and you're fucking living in Florida now, so I know you got a little scam going

and you're also probably dealing coke. Well here's the thing, and I unintentionally did this, and I doubt Danny watches the show, but I am telling you that I unintentionally did this and it may just be payback, it may just be, you know, Danny was like fucking an eye for an eye and I'm sorry, Iback, it may just be, you know, Danny was like fucking an eye for an eye and I'm sorry, I will compensate you for the shirt, Yanni,

because this was unintentional, but I started a YouTube series called Chrissy Quarantitties and allegedly Danny has been saying Quarantitties since March and people are like, you stole that from Danny, so Danny, I'm sorry, I took it and ran with it, I didn't know you made up Quarantitties, but maybe that's why he's holding back the merch. Yeah, where the fuck is the merch?

I got it. I'm sorry. I likeantitties, but maybe that's why he's holding back the merch. Yeah, where the fuck is the merch? I got it. I'm sorry. I like Danny, obviously, but I really liked, it was funny, it was just a fat him in a diaper with the thing, so I'm like, I gotta get that. And let's just address the question that everybody's been wanting to know, why are we ending it?

The truth is, Yannis and I are ending it because the Ryan Long app was a fucking snoozer. Which what? The Ryan Long app was a fucking snoozer. So we said, let's head after that fucking shit bomb So I said Yeah, we've had some snoozers mostly goodies It's been it's been a good ride

We've had the best producers four of them and I say if want to blame somebody, stop DMing me and Chris and blaming us. Blame Zach Isis. Blame Zach Isis that, thank God, thank God we do have Homeless Pimp back doing this episode of Homeless Pimp for the last time. He's not here. So basically the reason why the show stopped because eventually the last staff member just got fired.

So eventually, eventually between all the staff we've had over the years, we just fired the last one and we we actually fired homeless men, but he just came back because we gave him cash Well, but that's so that's just what it is. So people keep trying to speculate. It's not because I'm doing fucking true TV It's not because Yanni's a psycho It's because we just wanted to stop as Yanni said we want to go out on top and we went out on top if you look Right now we are ranked 277th in the world. How much higher did you think we were gonna go? It's fucking au revoir.

We are at the top of the mountain at 277. We were thinking, should we go for 276? And I said, no, let's quit while we're on top. And I am going to, I'm going to Greece. I've disappeared to Greece and I have tried to, I was trying to get my interview with Oprah but I got stopped by her former Musad security. It's what it is, but that's the thing.

So I know fans will always speculate, that's just how it is, but if you are a true fan of our show, that's the thing with us. If you are a true fan of your show, which thank you by the way, all the people who are still supporting us on Patreon, go to patreon.com slash Bear Ridge Boys for $5 a month.

We have all our archived episodes there. You can still be part of the community. We know a lot of people made friends. We've made friends with people from the Patreon community. So it's all up there, all in good fun. Stay there for as long as you want, whatever you want. We're being honest with what it's gonna be now. I'm gonna actually go on that page under a pseudonym.

I'm just gonna pretend to be Sabrina the Hyena. You're gonna pretend to be. I'm gonna sneak around. I'm just gonna pretend to be Sabrina the Hyena. You're gonna be pretended, you're gonna pretend to be- I'm gonna sneak around, I'm gonna fucking prance around and sneak around. Listen. Just the way J. Edgar Hoover used to prance around in women's panties when he wasn't trying to hunt down Martin Luther King, the kid just put on women's panties, I'm put on Sabrina Hyena's moniker and I'm sneaking around.

It's what it is, if me and Homeless Pimp can make fake YouTube accounts, you can make a fake Patreon. It's still a weird comment. It's what it is. Still a weird comment. So, but basically- And by the way, Mike Emoji face, I'm sorry I didn't know we were ending the show.

You should probably get a plane ticket back from San Antonio. Yeah, come back from San Antonio. I told him he was hired again. Oh, yeah. Mike Emoji, you're hired again. Sorry. So, he'll be on the Zoom in a second. This episode is going to be wild. We're going to zoom in some of the people from our past and they're going to be

coming on. This is just literally a celebration. Like kind of like how, you know, like when somebody like when when a black person dies and everybody dresses up in all different colors and they celebrate life, this is a black funeral. We're having a funeral for someone in the Caribbean. Yeah. I mean, black funeral is really. Yeah. Black church takes it to another level. I'm surprised you, I always,

I mean, why don't they sell tickets on fucking Stump Up to black churches? Dude, I mean, black churches should really attract people outside of the religion, because even if you don't believe in God, I would love to see, speaking of shows, this is a show you could pitch. You take atheists and send them to black church

and see which ones won't cry. Right. You bet on who's going to cry. Yeah. Because have you ever been to like the Church of God in Christ? No. You just start crying.

They hit the drums. The singers can really fucking blow like Rob Tresvon. They're not sitting there going, Pater Mater, and all that shit, and touching kids later. No. You know? Yeah. They're fucking eating mac and cheese out of a tin pan.

It's what it is, cuz, but that's why, see that's the thing though, but that's why, well, black, a lot of black people are hilarious, but not a lot of black religious people are that hilarious. The Catholics, I think out of the whites, obviously the Jews are the Jews, but out of the whites, I think the Catholics are the funniest because we get molested the most.

We have the most childhood trauma. Yeah, you get- So I think we could come out. Yeah, you come out. I mean, Bill Burr is a funny kid. There's only one reason why. He got touched. And if you go back and watch, I'm not

trying to start any rumors here. But if you go back and watch the Colin Quinn episode, when I brought up my theory about the Catholic Church, Colin Quinn, you could see him. He squirmed. He started having like, he was trying to get away from it. Squirmed. And he got touched.

He got touched. Cause how do you, I mean, if you look at the numbers, I mean, we're talking about maybe a quarter of the kids. Yeah. It might've gotten love made to them by a priest. It's what it is cause if you're a Catholic kid, like I'm a Catholic kid, I mean, they put up COVID numbers. They put up COVID fucking, everybody's getting it.

Cause they're putting put up COVID numbers. They put up COVID fucking everybody's getting it. Cause they're putting up California COVID numbers. I mean, our producer, Mike Lavin is an Irish kid. I would assume that the causal reason why he's got color me bad in living color pants on is because he got dingled by a priest. It's what it is. Mike and I've talked about it. I am wearing women's deodorant and I keep getting whiffs of my armpit fumes and they smell good.

Yeah, women's deodorant does have a different smell. And that, why? Why did they make women's, like why? Is that something that women, do women find that scent more feminine? Is pink really a feminine color? Or was it just society that said women should smell like this, men should smell like this?

That's what it is, it's fucking society. And that's why we're stopping this podcast to you because we've fucking had enough with society but that's the thing what I want to get to before is you know all the speculation and blah blah blah why you started what they're like oh just a week ago you were telling promote to patreon because the show from day one has been fucking wild and we have said from day one reality is a suggestion so we understand people saying oh it's your dumb business moves, you're doing this, you're doing that.

Why do you think we named the show The History Hyenas? We were planning to end the episode after the fifth episode. End the show after the fifth episode. So we just decided we're like, ah, you know what, it's time and we're just going with it. It's been three years, like hundreds and hundreds and hundreds. We did more content than any podcast.

We probably have about seven, eight years actually full of content. So really we've been doing the show. It's kind of like your blood, it's kind of like your blood numbers. You're 36 and we're three years, but your blood numbers are 56 and our actual years in how long we've been doing it,

if you do the hours of content, it's like probably 56 years this podcast has been going on. It's 56 years of this podcast, so it's like after the end of the day, like what do you want, you know, what the fuck? It's TJ Miller was drinking alcohol of this podcast. It's 56 years of this podcast. So it's like after the end of the day, like what do you want? You know, what the fuck? It's TJ Miller was drinking alcohol on the podcast. Yeah, TJ Miller was not only drinking alcohol, then he pulled a chicken shawarma sandwich

out of his coat pocket. He is on fucking methamphetamines. I mean, TJ Miller. Talk about a snoother. Seton Smith and you probably became real good friends after that episode. What a snoozy fucking woozy. I mean, you start to ask, why are some people in comedy?

Yeah, and then Mateo Lane is the greatest. He was on before I got there, and then I got there, and then we just ignored Mateo Lane for the rest of the episode. Do you remember that one? Yeah, yeah. And he just sat there going like, why am I here? Why am I here?

Cause Mateo Lane- And I was like, shut up and mix some fucking tortellini with fucking Corona sauce. Well, it's one of those things- What is it called, the white sauce? Alfredo. Alfredo. Well, I was like, shut up and make some fucking tortellini with fucking Corona sauce. Well, it's one of those things. What is it called, the white sauce? Alfredo. Alfredo. Well, I was, that's the thing.

Did he cook for you with no shirt on? He cooked for me with no shirt on, he was holding my baby and I was kind of looking at him like, yes, goals. I was literally like, yes, the way I want to have a relationship with this kid, but yeah, that Mateo Lane episode, as soon as you came in, I kind of felt like, fuck,

like I'm having a good time with Mateo, but I kind of felt like a side piece. And it was like good time with Mateo, but I kind of felt like side piece. And it was like, oh, my husband's home. So I stopped talking. It was kind of like flirting with like how I would imagine like a housewife might flirt with like a hot Poland spring guy. And then the husband comes on, you're like, oh, bye.

That's what it was with Mateo. I remember that episode because he just- You were jacked back then. I was jacked back then. And you know what's funny is like, I- You're starting to put it back on again. I like to eat, I can't help it. And also like, I don't do weight training anymore.

So my, you know, like a 45 year old woman, when she does like this, this flabs around? That's my whole body right now. That's your whole body. Yeah, no, cuz, no, the thing is- I look like, my body looks like I got a stomach staple operation. Yeah, no, but the thing- I look like, my body looks like I got a stomach staple operation. Yeah, no, but the thing.

I got a lot of loose skin. You got a lot of loose skin, but it's too fucking cold to exercise right now, it's 18 degrees, so whatever, we're gonna stay warm, we're gonna stay cute. Why don't you give them a history high ineffective day about which is tit? Oh, history high ineffective day is we Googled, who came up with the phrase,

it was Yannis, Yannis put it in our heads to say, who came up with the phrase, it would be honest, put it in our heads to say, who came up with Colder Than a Witch's Tit? And we actually found out that the creator of Colder Than a Witch's Tit's name is Francis Van Wick Mason, who made, we're gonna say here on the show that the very popular highway in Queens, the Van Wick Expressway is named after Francis Van Wick Mason and also Anthony Mason.

So the former New York Knicks basketball player. Rest in peace. 1932, it's called as the witch's tit outside was the first use it ever was in lectures or fucking, I don't know, the dictionary. Back in the day, dude, F Van, what was it? F Van Wick Mason. Just too many names. Back in the day, they just had too many names. Too many names. Yeah.

And it was like, you know, it was kind of like, you know. If I had to address Deebo, like W. Deebo, the day. They just had too many names too many names Yeah, and it was like you know it was kind of like you know if I had to address Debo like W Debo the boy Yeah The what's his last name D Bonato D Bonato. It's just too many names Yeah, James D Bonato by the way D Bo went in and fuck it Dickie Bart's and cash off his father and that kid went in there bought some GameStop stuff Cuz I mean the kid thinks he's gonna be rich off GameStop He's like I'm finally gonna get a jet blue a fucking some GameStop stock. I mean, the kid thinks he's going to be rich off GameStop. He's like, I'm finally going to get a JetBlue. I'll fucking buy GameStop because David Portney from Barstool

told me to. Because fucking Debo's such a squeak, I think he could fight the coronavirus hand-to-hand combat. Hand-to-hand combat, that's who we need. Because should we get Debo on the fucking Zoom? We've got to get Debo. Get Debo in the fucking, get him into Zoom

or put him in a vaccine vial. Let me text, let me text. Shoot him into fucking patient zero and let's stop this squeak. Oh wait, Debo's fucking working. Hey bro, want to come on the Farewell app? By the way, take a look at this. This is Sabrina the Hyena.

Oh my God, thank you Sabrina. One of our queen matriarchs, finally painted the funniest painting ever painted, which actually could be happening right now. We don't know. I think it's probable. Yeah, nobody could say to me that this is not a, what would you call that, a portrait? She could have had like a psychic moment where she painted that?

It looks exactly like your father to me. It does. It looks exactly like Larry. I mean yeah, and also the thing that's most impressive to me is the look in Larry's eyes does say, please kill me. Yeah, yeah. Because Larry has one. I mean, Larry, the merciful thing to do

is just commit euthanasia on Larry. Yeah. When I was there, I was considering just kicking him down the stairs for his own sake. No, Larry was one of those guys, was one of those dogs. I mean, he fucking skyrocketed up to heaven. There was no soul looking back at the body. Even if his relatives were like, you should go back.

He's like, I'm not fucking going back there. I'm staying up here dead. When I was over there, I could see him trying. He was blind, so I mean, poor guy couldn't see, but he was trying to sniff his way to the stairs because he wanted to throw himself over Like my dad's friend. It's a funny story. My dad's friend made it to like 92. He called my dad. They were close friends He had a normal conversation with them and then cuz he was paralyzed like he and you know

He didn't want to live like that anymore. So he somehow crawled to the window Yeah, using whatever upper body straight and he just rolled himself out of like the 50th floor of a building. And he killed himself. Yeah, he just killed himself. I mean in 92, yeah, it's like, you know what I mean? That's insane. Dr. Kvorokian was not a bad guy. I think Dr. Kvorokian types,

I think we're gonna come full circle and that in our very near future is gonna be actually okay and it's gonna be encouraged. Yes, I mean- Euthanizing humans. Yeah, I mean, at some point it's just cruel if somebody. Yes. Euthanizing humans. Yeah. I mean, at some point it's just cruel if somebody's suffering or a dog is suffering, you know? Right.

I get it. Yeah. You take Larry outside on a day like this, you say a Catholic prayer, you hold him one last time, you kiss him, you say something nice, and then you just walk away. You just fucking walk away. It's 17 degrees out. I mean, it's going to be quick. be quick I mean I gotta be honest with you when Larry you know that last day his life when I was with my mom I mean I gotta be I'm just

being a thousand percent honest with you you know when we were driving home your whole family listen I'm just joking Mrs. DeStefano yeah oh yeah yeah I know what she's not gonna appreciate this comedy very much when I said to my mom I swear to God when I said to my mom my mom was like how was your day a couple days ago and I was like good I was like you know Y. When I said to my mom, I swear to God, when I said to my mom, my mom was like, how was your day a couple of days ago? And I was like, good. I was like, you know, Yannis and I have decided to end History of Ahena. She went, thank God.

I swear to Christ. She said, the candles work? She goes, thank God. This is crazy. She's like, I tried to take him out with COVID, but thank God. That's what happened. She sent me the Christmas card.

She put COVID on it. She put COVID on it. She's like, I need this podcast to end. And a lot of it just for the family, she just needed to her, yeah, she just wanted to. Yeah, she needed for the family, you know, and thank God, you know, like Uncle Russell's safe now, like everybody's safe.

Yeah, everybody's safe. Because make no mistake on, hey babe, we can't curse. I mean, what are you darned in talking about? You're fucking tootin', I mean, I can't even not curse. I just curse trying to not curse. I just said fucking tootin'. Yeah? You're fucking tootin'. I mean, I can't even not curse. I just curse trying to not curse. I just said fucking tootin'. Yeah, you're fucking tootin'. Cause at the beginning of our podcast.

You got, oh, go ahead. Yeah, no, go ahead. No, no, I'm waiting for the zucchini slices. We got zucchini slices coming. Yeah. And yeah, Pimp's fucking pants. Yeah, tell him to come in, Pimp, yeah. Come join the party.

You wanna get the delivery guy on? I mean, I mean, make no mistake. There it is. If we interviewed the delivery guy. Yeah. I also got, by the way, I got zucchini slices. I got six potato croquettes and I did get a two liter ginger ale. Yeah. You want it now? I mean, I just had two pizza wagons.

You just had some pizza, right? Yeah. Shout out pizza wagon. Shout out pizza wagon. Shout out no no zucchini slice. I mean, we fucking have made a couple of local places in Bayridge, pop a lot. Pop a lot, I gotta, I'm gonna have one

and then I'm gonna put it into my fitness app and see how many calories I have left for the day. Yeah, I mean I'm on a water app as well, which I just stopped using at this point. Because drinking the amount of water that you're supposed to drink just seems excessive. I don't know what, that you're supposed to drink just seems excessive I don't know what are you really supposed to drink a gallon of water a day? Even if you don't even if you don't a perspire you have to drink you have like do you find now that you've been paying attention

Your water like you have less headaches like how do you I've definitely been shit more normal. All right Yeah, I've definitely been shit more normal s-shaped shits, I've definitely been shit more normal. S-shaped shits? No, I mean, who has S-shaped shits? I mean. Well, that's, but that's how you know if you talk to Dr. Nick, good friend of the show, Dr. Nick, who's also kind of a psycho, if you take an S-shaped, I mean, just text me randomly, he's like, you have 10 minutes to talk,

I wanna just talk and say hello, I'm like, get the fuck away from me. Just pay the 10 bucks on Patreon. Anybody who sticks a scope up people's assholes while they're passed out, definitely is not playing with a full deck. There's a couple of jacks missing. Not playing with a full deck,

but he says S-shaped shits is the way to go. That's how you know. Yeah. Well, I haven't had an S-shaped shit. I mean, I don't know. Here's the deal. We're stopping the podcast because we're gonna start it in another country.

How great would that be if we just went to another country and tried to learn the language and start it in Germany? That's what we're gonna do. Like, Tom Segura started a podcast in Spanish, so what we're gonna do like Tom Segura started podcast in Spanish So we're just gonna do it y'all is gonna do one in Greek and I'm just gonna fucking do it in German I mean here we go. We got a lot of fucking patron names We made a promise that we're gonna read the rest of the patron names anyone who was signed up for patron Your name will be read as long as Mike and Venetia as pimpin Venetia sent us to write files if not

And your name is not read for the last episode. I'm sorry, you signed up for a wild podcast and it's a wild podcast. And also, I just want to say quick, our first logo is fucking horrifying. I mean, it's horrifying. I mean, t-shirts, our first two pieces of merch was this horrifying logo with our faces blended into bleeding hyenas and a picture of my feet.

That's how not screwed in we were. Also, our name, History Hyenasenas is not the most appealing name. It sounds like a history class or it sounds like something. And like we just, there was an also HH, which is how people do everything. They make everything into an acronym. There's also another meaning for HH that's not kosher and pun intended.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's the opposite of kosher. Yeah. It's the opposite of kosher. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know that's commonly known as something else? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what it is. OK, so here we go. We're going to just read a few patronums out throughout the show. Instead of just doing one big chunk, we'll just read a few out. There will be no PPW pseudo penis of the week winner. Everybody's kind of a winner. You're the final episode.

It's kind of like you're the 10,000 shop shopper like yay, so thank you. So here we go Welcome to it's one of these lists where it says welcome to the matriarchy and then goodbye from the matriarchy back to back Tatiana petford K Dylan the potato monkey Donnie you max Kelly Aldrin J. Smedley Andy Mac Joey. Joey I'm not gay but $20 is $20 Vasquez, John Rodriguez, Braden, Brad Biltowski, Alex Crow, Loudon Parker, Taylor Hill, Garrett Pouch, Michael Hamburg, Nicky Gallo, then we got the new Klani Yanniani is Ebenezer screwed in. I like it. I mean, Jesus, that's good. Then we got Marty got a new job, need to stay fume free.

So no nickname, Dirks. Then we got Pathos 1210. Then we got Chrissy D the love child of Hitler and Novitski. What can you do? Chris Drake, Joshua Hopelman. Then we got Alex, just a white Portland kid who leans right but banged out a cute Antifa 2. I mean that would be a contender. Yeah what it is. Then we got Tim Overstreet, Bobby Wing, Barbara Peters, Luis Lippi, Fumarian Barry

cracked and cleaned out. Then we got Petey Big Toots Crammo, then we got Dima the Russ but make no mistake I was a Russian Orthodox kid till I met Father Bill in a Catholic school in Long Island. It's what it is Scott Ricketts Christian Samara, then we got Ryan D non-tutor fruit loop cracked her open and glued the chute. It's what it is Then we got Dick Garrett Matt one day then we got Kellan shout out Smithtown water, babe It won't get hard unless you shout out Smithtown water, babe old school shout out like it then we got middle part Mitchell Stephen Carey, then we got Chris or Hunter Chrissy Hunter Biden's a sponsor Manetti. Matrice wise Matt Charlie Connor Rodriguez then we got canceled by Florida look it up

original then we got Pam Barry Mikey sister Jill Hums father built till they kill their will to stop molesting my neighbor's kid Phil Bambino. Nice poem. Then we got Garrett. I want to shoot my yanny apple seed straight into Chrissy's crumb. I'm steel. Then we got Kyle. Just a Jew that likes watching Fox News, drinking brews and slamming twos.

I mean, that was nice. Yeah. Let me go. Nick, make no mistake. Chrissy D is my dad. Help. Let me go. Chrissy passed a brick. I didn't mean the spalding. I mean, the Cafe Bustello to stuff. Lopez, Allen Arveo. Then we got Chrissy past the brick. I didn't mean the spalding. I mean the Cafe Bustelo to stuff a Lopez. Alan Arveo. Then we got Rick Yanni. I shrunk the Cox more Yannis.

Ricky on II shrunk the Cox more Yannis. Okay. Then we got our kids. He's trying to do Rick Moran. Right? Right. I shrunk the Cox. Yeah. Then we got armpit armpit leg pit vagina. I made that that would that would have been a chicken finger and I would have that that that originality which is what Yeah, I would have been a chicken finger and I wouldn't, that originality would just would have, I would have made its own list for that. I like it. Yeah.

Or pit, lake pit vagina. Yeah, I like it. Then we got Lee Bewick, then we got Lada1488, then we got Spencer Squeak Magoo, but make no mistake, I'll clean out your mom because she's a puh-puh-puh-puh piece. Jorge King Dirk, then we got Chrissy D Suckin' TTs and Thinkin' About Peepees. Arthur Guillermoermo then we got Mary the pillowbiter Durkin then we got my names

Jay my name's JT and I'm here to skull fuck Chrissy D with my fat Harry hair ear than Yanni B okay here are the Yanni B yeah we got Christopher Soneros but it's oh David then we got the anteater looking up Yanni yogurt Michael Sarah Palin Michael Sarah Palin very like Michael Sarah. Yeah, whoo. Then we got Sal Scott JC Antar Michael Paul E Dora then we got Juergen blow China up or make them pay Trump He's gonna come see them in a different way 2020 Bushka Then we got father Bill fuck me in the booth. Then we got Bruce patient zero of the Chinese choker Wayne. Chinese

chokers buddy. If it just was Chinese choker. Yeah, then we got Jackson Boyle then we got B con 909 David Lago, Esten Balmer, Adam, Tommy Noonan, Maxim Prosperi. Then got Rizzo and Fumar head to the back of the Bippity Boppity boutique on Chrissy Chlamydia is dime. And we got steel pipe. Chrissy throws a hissy if he ain't with Missy with his Missy. Then we got Justin, make no mistake. I'm a real black kid, but I'm using more than one name Cummings. Um, that's funny. That is very got Lindsey, William Morales, Mary vice, Brandon, I'll leave us.

Then we got Eric. I saved some kids from a house fire, but I got, Hey, burnt. I need reconstructive surgery. Word to El Gabalus Brown I mean hilarious Tony Tisher Anthony Gonzalez Chuckleberry way Sean Shen one spread them like a Greek cuz my name is mr. booty cheek mr. booty cheek would have been nice yeah sometimes you got to edit those chicken fingers then we got soggy ram ramen then we got Andy was fucked in my duct and now the fumes won't stop It's what it is Guido Anthony Dino then we got Bobby got a situation with Barney rubble and the horses need Yanni to spot Me a quick hundo

Yeah Then we got Christian Belleried Sophia Lima Luke Sposano danger guy then we got Jack Jack let Chrissy D blow out my back and let Yanni P Shoot a sauce on my tiny stink star like ladder 14 on a white female. Yeah. For Molly, I think. Oh, why Molly? Famili.

Yeah. Okay. All right. Some good ones on there, but you know what? That was a hundred names. I would say three or four of them really took it to the next level. What do we got? Yeah.

Who do we got? Oh my God. Look at that. Yeah. Oh, what's up? What's up? The coolest dentist, South of the Mason-Dixon. Give it up for our original OG supporter,

the best dentist in all of America, Dr. Harvey Spencer Jr. What's up, brothers? How you doing, man? How you doing, Doc? I'm chilling, chilling, chilling, man. I'm just now leaving getting our first shot of the vaccine. Oh, wow. Congrats, man. Let me ask you this. We want to, you know, we know you're a busy guy, but when did you stop listening to the

podcast? What episode was it? Because we know you dipped off. Oh, I dipped off a little bit, but I couldn't remember. I caught up. I caught up. I'm getting twisted, but it was, I don't know, summer of 2019, I mean 2020. How many history IHENA fans came to get dental work from you and who is that psycho who made a video with you and your wife? Remember that guy? He was coming out a little strong, no? He was. That's my guy. No, but I had three patients that were solid fans that came because of the podcast. Nice. Well, yeah, now that you deserve this. Now that our show's gotten, you know, pretty popular, it's, I even know this by heart right it's a healthy happy smile

right and Rock Hill South Carolina and go to happyhealthysmile.com to go get your teeth cracked open and cleaned out. Exactly. There it is brother. How do you feel after the vaccine? I mean I feel fine. I mean my arms a little sore. My wife's arm is, how you feeling man? She does not want to be on camera. She does not want to be on this podcast. She is very thankful this podcast ending. She loved the patients you sent away. I love the patience you sent away. Yes, yes, yes, we did and the promotion and you know I got COVID from Akash. Ah yes, yes.

Yeah, were you around for, were you still listening to Potty's that? I was listening but yes, I heard that whole situation. Yeah, we all got it, we all got it. It wasn't his fault. I mean he was just you know. That's not what your Rogan thinks. You remember early on like one of the funniest moments for me for you guys was early on with the walking talks and you guys are walking in front of a Catholic church and Yanni just yelled pedophile. Okay. When he did that, I had my headphones

on, I was seeing a patient. I lost it and I just took the damn patient's lip off. I said, never again can I listen to these guys while I'm doing the job. I was done. Yeah man, we got sued for that. So we appreciate it. Oh, no, I'm kidding. He's joking. He's joking. You know, yeah, no, the Catholic Church has more lawsuits. They got bigger problems than that one. Yeah. Yeah, the history is yeah. Yeah. They got to dish out a lot more money. But you know, yeah, our podcast was not really safe for work. No. No. It's a podcast you got to listen to with headphones on or alone in the car.

Yeah. That's the only real way to do it. Yeah. Exactly. And that's what I've been doing. Yeah. And you guys, man. We love you too. And even we even love your friends who you tried to recommend the podcast to early on. I remember and they were going, hey man, I don't know if this is really for me. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. We pretty much. Yeah. I know you're the man. You're the man. And we appreciate every moment man and listen we're not you know where this shows ended but we're both gonna have our own thing so go follow us there go tell your friends about us there and Mia and history will always live in infamy because of you so thank you so much. Appreciate you brothers.

Bye my man. You're the best. Bye Mr. Spencer we're sorry for all the pain we've caused you. She's not even she's scrolling. She is scrolling. Yeah take care brother we love you very much. And I mean he was the best. He's the best. A happy healthy smile Rock Hill, South Carolina. Our first actual small business sponsor was Harvey Spencer Jr. That was back when we had nothing when we started our patreon and He has been supporting us ever since so if you're down there Rock Hill, South Carolina Which I guess is close to North Carolina

It's like a drive Yeah I think it's not from like Charlotte because I remember looking at it like on I think a lot of his business comes from North Carolina, but he's a dope guy. We had a couple fans actually go to his get their teeth fixed. Yeah. Wow. Even the way he said it, Jennifer, he doesn't even know Jen Begacus.

Right. Begacus actually got on the show. Yeah. And to this day, we don't know how old she is. Jen Begacus, Ticanes, the original Venetia. How you doing, Jen? I'm good. Good to see you guys. You too. You still have up your Christmas tree. You're insane.

I just got back to New York. Where were you? Otago, Spain, Ibiza. Where were you? Hong Kong? I was in California. I was visiting my folks. Oh, okay. What? Yeah.

We want to. Jen Begack has been working on her PhD. Yes, Jen Begack. She's been working on her thesis statement for seven years. Seven years. Let me ask Jen Begack is the same question I asked Dr. Harvey Spencer. When did you stop listening to history hyenas? Because we know you stop.

And I've been following you on Instagram. How long ago did you kick the Jewish boyfriend to the curb? Yeah and when did Rafael De Luca stop messaging you and also where is Rafael De Luca? He is missing. Where in the world is Rafael De Luca? Yeah so when did you stop? There's a lot of questions. Yeah so I didn't I would listen to the Patreon, but my whole, I think all my podcast habits changed in the quarantine. So yeah, but that being said, I believe it. I mean, I'm still a Patreon supporter. Also, I discovered Tim Dillon because of you guys. So there you go.

Yeah. That was one of my favorite episodes. Um, and where in the world is Raphael? Who knows? That is an excellent question. I don't follow. Um, I, so I unfollowed that particular brand of the hyena. That was just a painful time in your life. You and Rafael, you know, it was love. And then it just, it went south because his DJing just got in the way.

You said, Rafael, you said, Rafael, if you're gonna settle down with me, okay? I'm a girl, I've been a 20 year PhD program. And it's taken me, my PhD research has taken me to Monaco, Hong Kong, off off in New York a lot of times Paris Sometimes London and your DJing is getting in the way right of my future and Rafael De Lucas said I'm a DJ from New Jersey What could I do? I went to Harvard and you said get the fuck out of here and you lit up a Marlboro light and

Walked away. Yeah the night. That's the last time I ever saw you. I remember, Jen, you actually got on the show. We invited you on the show and you had a great episode and it was crazy, like you were a fan of the show and then you got on the show and then you left and we saw you smoking a cigarette in some weird alley and we said, Jen is a very, very fishy figure. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, but we loved it. But we loved, you know, she was on like three episodes. Jane is a part of like, she was legit on the show and gave amazing historical research. Yeah, I mean, were you on two? She also got on You Know What, dude? Did you get on other podcasts? I think she's married to Bobby Galli. Yeah. Now, you were on two history hyenas episodes, weren't you? Yeah. No, I were on two history Hyenas episodes, weren't you?

Yeah, no, I was on three. Yeah, she was on three. You were on three episodes. Yeah, it's funny because I think a lot of people have been back listening to your episodes. Yeah. Because I noticed that like a lot of people are following me. Yeah. No, actually, the fans are quite lovely. We have a gay fan base. That's right. They're very polite and they're not really.

I so appreciate it. Yeah. But no, I've been on three and then a couple other podcasts and then Lenny Marks's podcast twice. Right. So yeah, thank you guys. I mean, Jen, it's fantastic. I really, I genuinely miss you and I miss those times. I mean, that was probably two years ago now. Everything was just so different back then. And I just like wish sometimes we could just push a button and go back to those times because we didn't, I feel like at least I took it for granted. It was so much fun. And you really infiltrated Riot Cast. You got in there. I mean if you were if Riot Cast was the CCP headquarters, you got in there. I mean you are you're on every show on Riot Cast.

Yeah, almost. There's like ones with bands. I don't know but didn't they sell it or something along those lines? I don't know. We fucking we high, we, we high and dried them for all things comedy. And then we left all things comedy and then we stopped the show. Yeah. So we're wild. So anything that you could say about anybody else about decisions, it's like, well, we fucking, we're the most wild kids ever. We signed with probably the best ad agency in all podcasts. And we did, got one ad and said, see you later. Yeah. I mean, look, life is short.

You got to live, you got to live without the third rail. Just go downhill. Super speed. That's what we're doing. And that's what we're doing. That's what it is. Yeah. And I will say this, but I remember when I first found the podcast and I you at that point, I think you only had about five episodes or something along those lines. But I think about that point in the PhD. All right, look, I mean, cuz you got a nice beard. I got a nice beard. And I tell you what, since everyone's stopped going to church, you can grow your hair out

now without saying, you know, cut your hair. Yeah, you could do that easy. And you know what's been good is Duke Cannon. And you know what's nice about Duke Cannon is Duke Cannon, first of all, you get in our Target, you go to dukecannon.com. All you got to do is go to dukecannon.com, all you gotta do is go to dukecannon.com. This company is so wild, there's not even a promo code.

You just go to dukecannon.com or you go to Target and you get the Duke Cannon stuff. But it's nice because it's for your beard, and Duke Cannon, it's one of those things where it's like it's a product for your beard, but it also could be the name of your beard. You know what I mean? Or it could be a good porn star's name.

Imagine a guy named Duke Cannon. I mean, a kid's got a piece. He's packing if your name's Duke Cannon. Duke Cannon, cuz. It's a nice, nice name. And I mean, everybody loves going to Target. I mean, when you go to Target, you're just going to find things. Now go look for Duke Cannon. When you're there, they got the best damn beard oil you've ever seen. And they also got the best damn beard bomb. So if you got beard oil and beard, cuz and here's the thing, because we're just living in a very progressive society. It doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman. If you want to get your beard cute, use Duke Cannon.

Yeah, I mean, you got beard wash, beard oil and best damn beard bomb. Try to say that three times, beard bomb. Best beard, best damn beard bomb. Yeah, it's the best damn beard bomb. Basically, these are products to make your damn beard bomb. Yeah, it's the best damn beard bomb. Basically these are products to make your fucking beard look. I guess.

Yeah, absolutely, cause make 2021 the year you, make 2021 the year you help your beard fulfill its potential with high quality beard goods from Duke Cannon. Yeah. Pick some up the next time you're at a Target or visit dukecannon.com to peruse the full line of, the camera's blocked, I mean, just go to Target and get Duke Cannon, they're paid big money.

Guys, the key to life is hydration. Yeah, you mean like some waters? No, cause I'm talking about a little special product called Liquid IV. Liquid IV, liquid yummy, I heard that that thing has more vitamin C than an orange and more potassium than a banana. Cause water's not enough if you're dehydrated. You need potassium, you need sodium,

you need your glucose levels to be right. You know this because you're a doctor. I'm fucking doctor cause one stick of liquid IV and a 16 ounce of water can give as much hydration as two or three bottles of plain water. Cause you've been on a water app? You should just forget the water app, in a 16 ounce of water to give as much hydration as two or three bottles of plain water because you've been on a water app you should forget the water app stop drinking water just start drinking liquid ivy i already have because they sent me some free ones to my house guess what

liquid ivy is also donating liquid ivy to hospitals and stuff for covid patients to keep them hydrated because make no mistake first responders food banks veterans and active military need to get their water they need to get their water. They need to get their water. All you gotta do is go to liquidiv.com, use the promo code wild, you're gonna get 25% off anything you order. I mean, that's insane.

Liquidiv.com, use the promo code wild, you get 25% off any of your hydration needs, it's wild. All you do is you take the liquid IV stick, you put it in the water, you mix it all around, they got great flavors like strawberry, other flavors, and it's delish and it's healthy for you and you get all the elements you need to stay hydrated. Because for a long time I just sort of, I thought it was liquid the fourth because I was looking at Roman numerals.

Yeah, because we're history. But it's liquid IV. It's liquid the fourth. LiquidIV.com promo code wild. Compared to now, it's sort of like a nice benchmark because where I'm at now is like, I know you're skeptical, but I'm quite close to being done. Almost.

Yeah. Yes. And what happened to the boyfriend? Cause you guys looked very happy and then you can always tell when people break up, just when you look at their Instagram and then, but not only is he gone from future he's erased from all the past photos as well. Yeah he's I didn't delete all of the past. Okay I was just taking a guess I haven't looked at your Instagram in a while. You caught me you could have played along.

Well I kept the ones where I thought, well, I look pretty in that photo. Jan, you look pretty in every photo. You're beautiful. You know that gorgeous. And listen, you know, like we want to say thank you so much for coming and supporting us of all, you know, Yanni and I are going to do our own thing. So come support us there too, if you'd like. We're gonna still be going wild just on different things. Yeah.

We love you very much. You are also one of the original. I mean, you were on the show. You are also one of the original. I mean, you were on the show. You were part of the show. People who are fans of the show know who you are. It was a very organic thing that happened. I don't even remember how it happened. But you you paved the way for Venetia. Let's be honest, the way how it happens because the show when we started that show, I still single and she was a piece. So I invited her. Yeah, that's what it was. Why? I am. No, no, no, no. I said when I was single. I meant my past. That's a lot. You are currently

you're an exploding piece. You're you just keep getting hot. Just keep getting better. But you really open the door for girls on history. I mean, as you're like the Dr. J. Yes. Of like without without you, there's no Venetia. Like Venetia doesn't get the confidence to go hey I'm a Greek girl. I'm also doing a PhD in London and Greece and things like that. I love to hear the podcast. You know what else? You really open the door. Venetia did that and you really open the door for just our fans because our fans now we're seeing when we you know announce we're ending the show like we've really got some psychotic highly mentally ill fans,

and I feel like you opened the door for that because you gave them that you told the fans basically, like hey, Chris and Giannis are mentally ill, they're letting their fans come do the show. So that opened the door, like oh, if we're mentally ill and we have psychosis, we may be able to get on the show too because these guys are fucking nuts.

Can we, is there anyone we could get? Alex, remember Alex, the guy who was our camera guy for one day? Oh, hot Alex. Yeah, hot Alex. Yeah, I don't know. I don't even know how to get in touch with that fucking kid. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Jen, well, listen, thank you so much for being a part of this. We really do appreciate it. And we really like, you know, maybe one day we'll all do like a big reunion show.

We'll do this again and stay safe during all this. So good to see your face. Yeah. Great to see you too. You know I would love to see you guys in person at some point soon in the future but thank you so much for the podcast. I've recommended so many people including my students a lot of my students and former students they're fans so. So now we're seeing why it takes a little bit for you to get your PhD because you keep getting thrown out of your school because you're recommending this podcast to your students. So that's what it is. My PC committee chair has listened to some episodes. He thought it was very funny.

We love you Jen. We truly love you. Oh gee, these are the OGs. Alex, I remember we were gonna hire Alex and then we were like, yo, Alex, how much do you want? He was like, yo, 25,000 an episode. Mikey, Mike, give it up for Mike Suarez all the way from San Antonio, Texas. How prescient was Mike to know to move back to Texas right before everybody moved back to Texas. Mikey, we love you, brother. How are you? Hey, what's going on? What's going on?

One thing's for sure, buddy. We haven't seen you in a little while. You have upgraded your camera equipment, my friend. Wow. But you're in the same room because I recognize the room even though it's blurred out. Oh it's a different room? Yeah we got to hear him a little bit better. Hold on, give us one second. Mikey you look great dude. You look great. I saw you the other night when I did you know what dude it was great to see you. I miss you so much.

You're such a sweet guy and me and Chrissy we miss you and you helped us so much dude and it's great to see your fucking face don't get COVID please. I'm trying to avoid it. Let me ask you a question you've been working on your house look at this in the beginning of quarantine we were like oh Texas Texas you know you were saying what's going on in Texas. Now everybody's coming to you. So now you it's crazy, dude, you might there's no point to come back to New York. Are you going to come back? You're going to live the rest of your life in Texas now. It just depends if New York comes back, I'll go back.

Right. Well, indoor dining today, Governor Cuomo said indoor dining 25%. I think I'm gonna start doing shows, but it's only 25%. Now San Antonio so like an hour away from Austin is it can you consider it is it kind of like it's they're so different right? I mean Austin's like so cool and hip and San Antonio is like the Alamo and then just like the largest people you've ever seen in your entire life. Yeah it's just fat people and we lost a battle. Yeah. So how has life been?

How has life been post-hyenas? Because make no mistake it was Yannis' decision to fire you not mine but I had to call you. They made me call you. That's been going okay. I mean, I've been getting by, still doing the producing for lap button and stuff like that. And are you back? How's your life? Are you back with your with your wife? What's going on there?

Or is it? Oh, no, not at all. Okay, I wasn't sure because you said you got the house together. I thought maybe you guys were rekindling. I don't know what's going on. Oh, no, she doesn't live here anymore. It's my house. Oh I thought maybe you guys were rekindling. I don't know what was going on. Oh no, she doesn't live here anymore. It's my house. Oh, so she's, she's out of there. Yeah. Oh, you began some.

I mean it's COVID it's tough right now. But Mikey doesn't give a fuck. Mikey will go to San Antonio. Have you had, have you had anything come through? Anything nice? I'm not here. Not here. No, not yet. Mikey, you know what? You could always just lie when we ask you a question. Yeah. And just go with it, babe. Just say, yeah, I had a couple dimes over last night. I was finger blasting him like that.

I mean, just go go. And I could tell what he's blocking out. I mean, that's a lot of bobblehead and Pokemon cards that are being put on the background. I mean, make no mistake. It's when a woman walks in there, they know what they're getting into. And it's a fucking asthma pump. And that's it. Yeah. I mean, that room is got a pink wall. So if he brings a woman, then they're going to go, is this your sister's room?

This is my wife's old office, actually. It is. Yeah. It's pink. Oh man. Mikey miss you so much. I really do, bro. I miss you. I mean, you know, we were talking about it the other day, like how like, you know, it's about it the other day like how like you know it's just like those old times like that we had like even in the riot cast studios dude like we haven't walked in to the Comedy Cell or riot cast studios since March of last year was like it just was over you know what I mean like that last episode was just like over.

Yep I've been back there since either. That was the last I know sometimes I I look on your Instagram and that last post of it's you taking a picture outside by the village underground of the parking garage. And you're like, yeah, you know, I'm not going to see this place for a while. And it's fucking true, man. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder what happened to that guy who has milk cartons. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I still doing it. Yeah. I'll tell you what. He's still doing it. That guy can't catch COVID. He, he,

I don't think that guy looks like he is resistant to all strains of the vaccine. His name is Tiger Hood. Yeah. That's his name on Instagram. Oh wow. That McDonald's closed too. I know, all the crack. I know dude, all the crack and fucking all the disease.

If you guys don't know, the McDonald's on West Third in the West Village in Manhattan was the dirtiest most disgusting McDonald's you've ever seen in life it was literally known for being horrifyingly filthy and it actually closed down wasn't it voted like the dirtiest or something yeah right yeah I think so anytime anytime of day you would see people with airline luggage for some reason. Yeah. Well, I think they were selling cocaine and shit out of it. Yeah, or just living there. Yeah.

Here's something that people should know, especially since the show's gotten a little bigger. Mike Suarez is an absolutely hilarious stand up comedian. Yes. If you've come to the show recently, Mike was our second producer. Mike. Yeah. Mike was our second. Yeah. We, we have had a lot of staff. I mean, we have head coaches like the fucking jets. Yeah. We just keep replacing people. So Mike and Mike has opened for me and Chris. He,

and we always used to talk about how great a comic he is. He's also the producer of Bobby Kelly's podcast. You know what, dude, Bobby Kelly, one of the funniest guys on the planet, our a good friend our former boss. We got a lot of former boss There's a lot of former employees make no mistake. We've employed a lot of people who maybe consider nerds. We might be on a couple of hit lists. So Mikey what's your Instagram? You got to follow Mike Suarez and if you see that he's on the bill somewhere go check out his stand-up man. He's a real pro funny comic. So Mikey on Instagram it's Mike V Suarez. Yeah. Mike V Suarez. Correct. Yeah.

There you go. And I might be coming down to San Antonio I told you Mike in May and if I do those you're gonna come with me and do those shows. Awesome. Thank you. We're gonna have a good time. Now do you have pants on or no? I do. Prove it. Wow look at Mikey lost some weight. I can see it right. How much weight have you lost? About 15 pounds. That's fucking pretty good Mike. Yeah. What have you been doing? Well just walking mainly. I don't know. I look like I'm dressed like I get way too mad at children's sporting events. Speaking of weight, I've been on the Fitness Pal app, my Fitness Pal, and I have to log in the potato croquette I just ate.

Yeah, there's no fitness app that's gonna stop my boy Chrissy for having a potato croquette. Potato croquette. Hold on. Let's see how many points I'm gonna get for this potato croquette right here. I'm gonna say 300 calories. 243! Not that bad. No, but now we only got 993 cows remaining. Now how does that app know, does it know

no-nose potato croquettes also has cheese in them? Yeah, that's the thing with this thing is like, you don't know, like I don't know, it's like not an exact science, you know what I mean? So it's like, I fucking feel like- You look like a million bucks, it doesn't matter. Maybe, thank you. Yeah, you look like not an exact science, you know what I mean? So it's like, I fucking feel like- You look like a million bucks. It doesn't matter.

Maybe. Yeah, you look like a million bucks and you're doing half pull-ups from here to here. Yeah, I do have elbow pain. Yeah, that's a lot of weight to pull up though. So that means you're strong. Yeah. Now, Mikey, so you've been losing weight by just moving a little bit. Yeah, and then eating better.

I ate so much like kale Now are you gonna move to Austin too, or you're gonna stay in San Antonio and keep it real kids gonna stay I would just stay here. I wouldn't move to Austin. I mean, it's gonna end up happening where there's one giant city at one point So do you think there's a possibility that Texas just gets really annoyed with Austin and they grab their guns and they just go him hipster hunting? No, because that part of Austin is like four square blocks. Right. The rest of it, you leave that little area and then it's like back to cowboy hats and yeah. Right.

Right. Yeah, we're all there. We're Rogan and all these guys are moving. That's like very Republican probably, right? I mean, there's just the rich people area where they're like, they say woke things but the only Hispanics are cleaning their cars. Right, right, right, right. You just make me hungry, Mike.

Yeah. I look at you. I'm thirsty. Wow. Yeah. I think we got a love connection here. Mikey, bro, so good to see you man and we hope to see you in person too. We definitely will. I mean absolutely when Chris is on the road

I'm on the road we're fucking we're gonna ride again we're gonna gangbang again brother. Love you Mike. I'll call you. Let's talk this week and we'll call a fucking say hello to the baby whatever you want bubs. Come over guys thank you. Come over for Christmas this year. Yeah. Oh for sure. Yeah. Didn't Mikey come over? He came to my house for Christmas and I helped him. He moved the couch for me and he almost had a heart attack. Oh God yeah. And he took like a 20 minute shit in my bathroom. That is true. Yeah my stepmom was like is he okay in there? My stepmom was like is he

okay in there? My dad was like you fucking put a lot of salt in the lasagna. I was sweating, I was like, should I take a shower? It was a lot of thoughts going in there. Great Christmas. Peace out, Mike. Mike, we love you, brother. Now, a lot of old school fans may know, they all know, they know we're peculiar kids,

but there's one thing that I learned about you that we talked about on the podcast from hanging out with you is that, you, when you take a dump, even if you're alone in the house, you like to run the water. You've been a fan of running water? Before Smithtown Water Department.

You love water. Can I get a cup of water with you? There was a while we were asking girls on dates and you would ask girls, you want to go out and get a couple water? You want to go get some water? No, my move, my tech, you want to get pizza and cupcakes? Is that Rafael De Luca there? Holy shit. Holy shit. Cause are you a Mormon now? What happened? What the fuck are you doing? Are you trying to find GameStop?

I'm back in the Robin Hood investors. You disappeared? I heard you were engaged. I heard your wife. Yeah. So I'll break it down for you. You guys are number one always freaking you know 10 out of 10. The thing was is that during like the whole pandemic and I got engaged and then you guys started putting out so much content that I was like behind on it and I was like I'm not gonna put something out and like listen to it like I wanted to like watch everything in order because if I put something out it would be doing it like somebody's injustice like or an injustice a real long way of just trying to say you were pussy wept.

I wouldn't let you fucking listen to the show because we were going bat shit crazy wild. No, no, no. Not at all. I mean she loves it. But Luca, I just want you to know I did a podcast I didn't want to do because they were friends with you. I'm just kidding. I really enjoyed it. And here's the thing. Here's the beautiful thing about you. Here's what I fucking love about you is you are a Harvard educated kid. You're so smart. You could have done whatever, but you decide to be a DJ. And we can just tell you have a piece of shit car.

So you know, you don't have a fucking sunroof. I mean, you went to Harvard, you could have a, you could have a moon roof. The size of the car. You said, you know what? I'm going to get a key up because I got to do sweet 16. I'm sticking to my dream, guys. Come on, what's going on? This is it? I mean what's going on? We're fucking back to crazy wild cuz you've been day one listener you know that you're a D1G you know that we go wild and we just

said you know what? 190 episodes is enough we fucking are 277th ranked podcast we said no more. Yeah we just want to go on top. You were number one in Libya for like four weeks. We did. We were number one in Libya. We still might be. Yeah. I think that dropped off once you got rid of ISIS. I know. Good point. Yeah. Now here's the deal. There's a lot of people watching right now going who's Rafael De Luca? They're new listeners. Rafael De Luca is another D1 OG who used to make songs for us they're so funny he's a hilarious kid he's also a professional

he has a job we just used to call him a DJ and we used to ignore the rest of his life and we're painting him as this big DJ but you do DJ but you also have a job and you live a life and you're a normal kid and you were just a huge part of our show for a while. Yeah. I mean yeah you guys were you know you were a brain to my life and everything and I just love doing it and it was a weird transition in my because I was like leading off the DJ career then entering in like the real adult job life but like you guys were the last little thing I was hanging on to keep the creative side alive.

So what do you do now? Are you a manager at Best Bar? What do you do now? I'm a clerk at GameStop. Now, I work for a big marketing agency for automotive, but I still make music for TV shows and, you know. So you're still not using your Harvard education. You're still breaking your parents' hearts. Zero. But I mean, your family reached out to us many times. It was like, can you have an intervention with this kid? He went to fucking Harvard.

When Rafael posted that photo and then we reposted it of him as a football player in high school, the kid was jacked, jacked and a stone cold. I mean, carved out for Rome. Pop pop pop piece. Because you and you still are a piece. But I mean, when you were in high school, you were Christian. Yeah, it went off the rails. I broke my nose a couple of times playing college football.

And yeah, it's just what it is. I mean, literally everyone that I'm in contact with, even if I haven't been so present with the podcast talks like you guys, you guys created a not only a dialect, not only a slang, an actual fucking language. What it is, it will be a part, it would be a part of my life the rest of forever. It's like, yes, I got people saying, can you like it don't even know degrees from you guys. It'll never stop. And by the way, to the fans, we still have patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys up for five dollars a month we got that shit up all the archive shit get involved

whatever you guys want and then me and Yanni have our own things that we'll be guesting on each other stuff and doing our own thing so go follow us there too we'll be posting where it's at. That's what it is guys well thanks for letting me call in and say hi I love you and we'll meet again soon in another world so. Absolutely cuz good luck next man. We'll talk soon. Thank you. I love you brother. I love you. Look at fucking great kid. Great fucking kid. I mean, we have our fan this this like honestly, ending the podcast is to me is worth it for this episode. We're getting to catch up with like the fucking absolute OGs.

It's a it's a trip down memory lane. It's we're exploring the history of our podcast through the people that were a big part of it during different times throughout the journey. Different era. So let's go. So who's who's up next? Let's do Richie G. Let's do Richie G. Oh, wow. And now we know why Venetia didn't come in today. Yeah, I'm going to say we started at the top of the socioeconomic status. We dipped down to the middle and now we're back.

Look at this fucking kid right here. I mean, because this kid is shortstop and stocks all over. Yeah. Look at fucking Richie G. Because are you getting blown under the desk right now? No. Because I mean, Richie G. I mean, because what do you have to say about fucking GameStop? I think it's funny that no one actually understands what's going on in the finance world. It's true. Because how much blow did you do that you're chewing that gum that hard?

Does he look cranked out or is it just me? No, he's cranked out. Look, he's got drinking fucking water. I'm on like four hours of sleep total this week, dude. Why? What's going on in your life? What's happening? Fucking GME, dude. What's GME? Yeah. Oh, GameStop. The ticker for GameStop. Oh, wow. Were you one of the guys who was putting money into it or are you one of the guys who's losing money? Look, here's what you have to understand. Here's what people don't understand about like the hedge fund world versus like these

retail investors is hedge fund guys have to go through like a lot of red tape whenever they do these investments. I mean, it's like you can't just like conspire together to all go into like a stock. And that's why, you know, these issuers are, you know, keeping people from shorting and, you know, effectively, you know, buying as much as they can of GME because it's conspiring. That's what market manipulation is. Market manipulation is not like keeping people from buying stock. That's actually keeping the market in homeostasis. But now, so what kind of red-

So what did you just say? What kind of red tape you guys got to do? I mean, it's like, dude, the SEC audits you all the time, fucking, you know, there's a paper trail for everything. You know, every fucking, you know, purchase you make, there's just that system for everything. And then- I mean, the kid's on a little blow.

He's also losing a lot of money on GameStop right now. So that's the thing, this show ending couldn't have come in a better time because this kid gave a lot of money to the Patriots. He's like, thank God, because I just saw millions on these fucking nerds from GameStop. No, man. I don't have any money in there. Okay, good. All right. Well, we got a thorough explanation from you what's going on with GameStop. There's a lot of red tape and it's not you guys aren't all evil is what you're saying, right? Even though you

look like the book cover from less than zero you're not you look like a Brett Easton Ellis character. I don't know what that means but that's awesome thank you. You're too young to know but it was a it's a it's a it's a author. Baby face he's got a baby face bad. Yeah he does. I look like Chris if he got skinny. Yeah, which I'm getting I am getting skinnier, bitch. Yeah. You got good hair. You do got good hair. Yeah. Now, Richie, let me ask you this. What's your plan now that hyena is over? I mean, what are you gonna do? I mean, look, dude, I said it. You can go look on the Patreon. I put up a post. I don't give a shit what you guys do. Like, I don't care if you fucking want to go back to being a doctor and Janos wants to go talk alone in a cave or whatever the fuck he's gonna

do. Whatever you do, I'm gonna support. How did you know? He's gonna support whatever he said. Yeah, because Richie P is an adult. Yeah. Yeah, whatever you do, I'm gonna support. It's, you know, at this point, I almost feel like I owe you guys. So thank you. And I'm excited about whatever else you have going on. See, Richie, that's what I'm saying. Like you're you you represent and by the way, the majority of our fans think and act like you were. You were just saying, hey, they want to add that they want to add thankful. We're the audience of the show. Thankful.

Thank you for the for the stuff that we've had and we'll support you whatever you do, because there's been some fucking nut. I mean, serious people were messaging my fucking girlfriend calling her slut. I mentioned her too but that was just for the chili killies recipe. Well dude I gotta be honest with you I gotta be fucking honest with you we're about to have another baby but if you want to fucking slide in there because I really need this heart is you know I need my kids have a rich stepdaddy and you're that guy.

Nice perfect. Richie we love you so much, man. You became a big part of our family, especially over at Patreon during the super chats. You know you're the Michael Jordan at the super chats, bro. Michael Jordan. You own the history hyena super chats and because of you, Chris' baby owns a few new toys. Owns a few new toys. And Richie, thank you. I just want to say personally, thank you so much. You know, we're going to be starting our own things pretty soon. And and you know the money we're making I think this was a lot now it's going down to zero so if I could get a loan from you that would be perfect.

Yeah man no sweat and I have tickets to come see you in March so. Where what venue? I don't fucking I did I just moved out to Kansas City like five months ago I don't know what it's called. I bought them like a long time ago. Oh no but I think that that was I think that's been canceled. So yeah but I'll be coming to Kansas City sometime around there soon. But we have to move some March and April dates. Now, can we call it when we come to your performing

your city? Can we stay in a penthouse? Yeah, I moved to a cooler place in my opinion. But yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah. All right. Anything? Anything me where I've been a tear or no? I mean, we're still working on it, man. That's what it is. That fuck it. Yeah, baby. You know, you got that GameStop money. Yeah. Right. All right, Bubba's. Richie, thank you so much, man. You're fucking, dude, this is just a farewell app where we're just kind of having a good time having a celebration, eating zucchini slices. We're just going out, you know nice man we're wild kids yeah question question yeah didn't get to ask before yeah um all right this one i'm just gonna fucking ask whatever kids work so yeah take your time to take a look at that

game stock yeah as a as a doctor chris a doctor, you've gotten to check out several big name glue guns in the entertainment industry. So in all honesty, which charismatic, talented, funny short haired ladies man had a bigger piece? Dan Soder? Cut him off! Richie G is a legend. Richie G is a legend and on that note we're out because make no mistake, we're going to going to edit that part out. Richie G you're a fucking legend dog. Later guys thank you so much. Later bro. I'd be Richie G with a homer. Richie that's what

you call a kamikaze. I mean Richie G with a homer. I mean I don't know what the team is thinking I mean get with this guy. Yeah. Love you, Richie. Love you, Richie. Love you guys. Thanks so much. Thank you. Now, everybody who's listening now knows Richie G is because Richie G is one of our more recent superheroes.

Yeah, if you don't know Richie G, then you really weren't ever a fan. He's one of our superheroes. And by superheroes, I mean biggest contributor. Biggest contributors. I would say Richie G probably, between the YouTube SuperChats, the Patrons over the the past year probably gave us about 10k. And here's the thing again, I don't want to sound like a broken record, but what I really enjoyed about what I really enjoyed about

history is just the variety of people that we brought in. Very hard to do nowadays when everything's marketed towards a niche and everyone's breaking off these little pieces. We brought people together through absolute wild laughter and here's the queen of the matriarchy herself. I mean, she is, let's just be honest, Lisa Johnson is a fucking hot woman. She's a stone cold piece. I mean, if there's a countdown that's going off, it's for her to get divorced. Her wedding was beautiful. I followed her on the gram and she accepted. She's private. She's not open to the hyena fans but since me and her, me and you are on the hyenas, she accepted me and I perused her wedding photos and it was a nice wedding and she's married to a nice guy. Kids got a nice smile and nice eyes. Is he white? He's not white. I tell you this much when they danced, it wasn't to Keith

Urban. It was probably to a Keith Sweat song. Oh love Keith Sweat. Lisa how are you? I'm good and you're actually wrong Yanni. We danced to the song from Pulp Fiction. We did the Pulp Fiction dance. Oh I knew you'd have to that's a sense of humor that's Lisa Johnson right there the

best Halloween the best history hyenas Halloween outfit of all time. She went as my tweets. It's a 10 out of 10. Did you ever personally met Lisa Johnson? No, you met her. I met her in Atlanta. I mean, just, I mean, amazing person. Like when I, of course I met Lisa Johnson. Yes. And you didn't only meet her in Atlanta. She came to both of our shows in New York. Right. I was going to say Atlanta and New York. I was going to get to the Gramercy Theater thing. It's just like, I remember meeting you. I remember the first time meeting you,

I was starstruck. I was like, that's really Lisa Johnson? And then you texted me and said, Lisa Johnson's a piece. I was like, a piece. I mean, because you are. You're very pretty. You're very funny. You are the queen of the matriarchy. Our entire podcast knows who you are. You're the most famous Patreon member. You and Richie G became the two most famous Patreon members. Yes. How do you feel about the show ending, babe? I mean, it is what it is. I mean, of course, like day one, I was kind of like sad, but then I thought, Hey, I'm going to be 25 bucks so. Right that's what it is. You're like again. I'm like yes. I know that's the thing it's like people were upset but then like you like you know you're like okay upset but then you're like oh I realized like yeah I like that

show but I have a full life that I don't need historians to keep living. No I mean we I see you guys on Instagram you guys are doing your own thing so I mean eventually I will follow so I some you've got a I guess this is not a big deal to me. But when I went back and listen to all the old stuff, I was like, damn, like, we're not going to get this vibe anymore. But I mean, it is what it is. Well, but you will because I see me and honest think like things because we'll you know, we'll do our own things and the fans will come and we'll do reunions here and there. And like we'll just go out on top like like Yanni said we'll just go out on top as a 270 seventh rank podcast of all time and we just have we'll always have these memories and who knows maybe a year from now we'll just fucking start it

up again. We may just do it again. We may go to another country and do it. We may try to get sex changes and come back and do a female version of it. Yeah like they did with Ghostbusters. Anything could happen. Yeah. I yeah. I mean, I'm not worried about it all. Cause I mean, if we still do it's a live show, like now I have friends up there that I met through the podcast. Like there's a reason to go up there. Like it's not, I guess it's just eventually a workout. So I'm not really worried about it, but it's actually funny. I never told you this Chris, but when you came to Atlanta, I told you to, for you to sit on my lap and you were like, Oh, I'm a big guy, whatever. And I was like, no, it's fine. it's actually funny because my thigh hurt for three days.

And I was like oh damn. Yeah no I got childbearing hips. No matter what with my fitness pal app no matter how I try to hit the gym I got those thunder thighs baby. Cuz you got a big dumper. You got a big dupper at least it wishes you had my ass. True true. We're paying top dollars for that. You know what Lisa I just want to let you know you've been one of our like biggest supporters

you mean so much to us. Also you brought us a lot of joy because you were so funny. So funny. And so committed. You did the Halloween costumes. The drive-through bit, remember? Like those did that. Yeah. Did the video. I mean we played it on the podcast. And so you, the thing about our podcast that was so unique was that the fans, I don't know, it was something me and Chris always talked about like, did we just attract the funniest, most fun people? Yes. And I think we did because you guys, especially you, gave us so much joy. We laughed a lot at things you would do.

Yeah. I mean, let's just be honest. The wheel doesn't turn all the way for me. I think that's your target audience. Yeah. Frank's, the queen of Frank's and beans. You know, I think I agree with everything you said, Janice. And I think what Lisa did was she was like the pioneer of being like the funny fan and putting the funny content and attracted all these other funny people

and they were like trying to outdo her. And with that, it was like everybody got so funny. So Lisa, I don't think the podcast would be where it's at without Lisa Johnson. I genuinely mean that. No, she was she's like a it's like part of the folklore. And I even remember that video or the it was time she put up comments and then you could see everyone going they go hell queen give it to the queen funniest one. She always had the funniest content of the funniest funniest comment. I mean sometimes I just can't say words.

Yeah. Funniest comment and the funniest video. And so yeah, you really were the pioneer and sort of setting the vibe back there in that community on the community board. And so you're just the best, Lisa. You're the best. Really? I'm glad we stole you from flagrant too. That's where you found us, right? Yeah. I started listening to them. You guys went on and then I just started following you guys and it was all she wrote. But it's actually funny because I like troll the fuck out of you guys on your IG live. You probably don't notice but like I'll just whenever you see somebody like gosh like why are they talking

tons of shit it's probably me. I love it. Yeah it's great to know. It's great to know. Yeah I came from Flavorin too. Yeah yeah. Yeah love it Lisa. Well thank you so much. Thank you. We just wanted to say goodbye. Farewell. It's not over for us. The show's over but you know we know we'll all see each other again. We love you so much. For sure. I know you guys love Savannah. I mean if ever you're in Atlanta just like let me know and you know I'll make my way to like hang out with you guys. So but yeah good luck

on everything. You know I know you guys are gonna be successful and yeah, it's been fun. So I really appreciate it. All right. Thank you, Lisa. I love you. Bye. Bye. The great Lisa Johnson. Bye.

I mean, yeah, that one made me a little sad. I got a little emotional because she was such a good fan. She's such a good fan. She'll continue to be, but yeah, that, you know, she's, Lisa Johnson just really, really set the tone for what our fans are like. She really did. She really did. Let's read, let's it. You know, she's Lisa Johnson just really, really set the tone for what our fans are like. She really did. She really did. Let's read. Let's read. Who's Mark Jenkins? Mark Jenkins. He's a guy who slipped through. It's hilarious. Yeah. Yeah. Let's just see who it is. Exactly. Because we got to read the. Wow snuck in and put it up your ass!

Cuz let me tell you something right now. You set a lot of trends in this podcast. The first one is fainting. You like to faint. The second one is going out of business. We're doing that too. Yeah dude, straight to the ground. Straight into the fucking ground.

Cuz what's been going on? It looks like it's been a rough couple of months for you. You know, I got a little bit of wind burn on my face because I'm from Scotland. You know how it is. It's actually been the best year of my life ever since I've left the old Lakeside but maybe that's just one of us. Yeah cuz dude you want to hear real coincidence? Yeah I'm not even lying man.

I'm not even joking. This morning I had a yogurt and I threw Lakeside maple and I still have, you gave us so much Lakeside maple. I still have it. That's it, it's rancid. Throw it in the garbage. Actually my wife said it's bad and I said no we haven't even opened it yet. Nuts don't go bad do they? Oh yeah they go bad when you cook them. They're not raw so they're definitely still at this point. But yeah, it tastes good. You know, yeah. Cause he's had some,

he's had some wicked farces of stomach issues. So you think that's the cause right there? Definitely. 100%. So what's going on? So you left Lakeside Maple. What do you do now? I'm an arborist now. So I climb trees and do all that tree work stuff. I kind of was doing that before I did trail mix. So I just jumped back in with my old How about this? Let's do a funny thing. Since the podcast has gotten bigger. I want you to go I want everyone listening to this to go to lakeside maple.com and just buy lakeside maple. Yeah, buy it. It's trail mix. It's delicious. Go I want you to back order this

kid so he doesn't know what to do with his arbor business. Yeah. Fucking drive up Lakeside Maple. Drive it up like GameStop. Hell yeah boys. Oh what a ride. What a ride. Yeah, Bubba's. No, dude. Yeah, dude. We just decided to fucking go batshit crazy wild and end the podcast abruptly and just fucking go wild and do one farewell. I mean, who's the wildest kids you know? These two cute kids right here.

I respect you so much because you went for it. You started a business. You did it all on your own. You got into Whole Foods and then just like in Goodfellas when things it didn't look like you were gonna make the pay. You just burnt the fucker down. Did you at least collect some insurance money? You know, I did. I did collect. I didn't pay my last rent. I didn't do anything. And I said, keep the security positive. I'm out. I'm out of here, dude. And that's what we love about you. I mean, as soon as, as soon as Yanni did Rogan and was up, we said, it's time to end it. We got, the moment we've been waiting for is Joe Rogan.

And we said, fucking see you later. See you. Bye. We were like, yeah, let's let's get to Patreon up to this number and hit that number. We said, fuck you. Let's go back to being weird. No, it's going too fast. There's too many people into it.

Yeah. You see your friends like Andrew Schultz and Tim Dohne. They know back off a little bit. Hundred thousand dollars a month. Fuck those losers. No, back off a little bit. Hundred thousand dollars a month. Fuck those losers. No, we want to fuck. Yeah. We're going back to square one. And then like Kristy said, who knows? We may come. We may rename the podcast Lakeside Maple. Yeah. We may come back with a new podcast called Hyena's History. Yeah. We may come back with a new podcast where it's just me, you and Chris. It's just

a new 3L.'s just me, you and Chris. It's just a new 3L. All we do is fake. It's just what it is, baby. Cause I may move in with your mom. I'm a wild kid. Yeah. Come in. I got a futon here for you. Where you from? Where's that accent from? Jersey.

Lake O'Pack on New Jersey. Cause I'm coming to Jersey in March. Come to the shows. Oh, I'm there already, baby. I've got Atlantic City in February and then a fucking Redback New Jersey in March, come to the shows. Oh, I'm there already, baby. I've got Atlantic City in February, and then a fucking Redback New Jersey in March. You know what's funny? You know what's funny? This kid's not coming.

Lakeside Maple was such a big part of, it was such a big part of our show that I never even learned this kid's name. No. Do you know his name right now? No, that's Mark Jenkins, but only because we saw his name on the Zoom, but we genuinely, we thought somebody snuck in.

Yeah. And then as soon as he saw his face, it's the Lakeside Maple kid. Well, it's me now. You know, I remember that. Yeah. That's my Instagram name too. And dude, he's such a big fan. Dude, you were always big. You got the team. Cute. Look at that. Yeah. Hung up behind you. Let me tell you something, man. You're just as big up. You're just as big of a part of our show as Lisa Johnson is Richie G. Lakeside Maple made it into the

songs. People were using their Patreon name saying they were gonna take Lakeside Maple and stuff it up their ass. That was like my favorite part when I was listening to it and I heard that I was like wow I've made it. Yeah I mean people were making anal beads that said Lakeside Maple I mean it got wild. It got wild because Chrissy said that the way he eats it is he gets on the floor and he eats it with his butt and I said he would scoot around like a dog with an itchy bum. It's what it is and then that caught on and then when you said you know what Lakeside

Maples finally getting its name recognized you said it's time to shut the business down and that's exactly what we did. Go get a mediocre blue collar. Wow the kid wants his zucchini slice. Yeah it's time for his zucchini. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Nonna's. Yeah. Nonna's pizza cuz. Yeah. You want to come over and have a zucchini slice? Yeah. Make no mistake.

You want to come over? You want to come over because the studio is fucking empty after this. So you can come and rent that out. Fuck yeah. I want to get a good deal. Just look, we're going to do a big fucking party at next holiday at Christmas. Yeah. We're gonna invite you. You want to come down? You want to come? You could fucking cater, cuz. I don't cook, but I'll love it. I'll eat all your fucking pizza.

Now, what made you think, you know what, you know, it's a hot ticket? Let me get into the trail mix business. Yeah. What was that about? Well, it was something my mom used to make and then people wanted to buy it off me. Like she would send to me at college and my friends and my floor mates would like let me buy that and I was like oh shit. And I never did anything with that but then like a couple years later I was like fuck was working for the man shit I want to work for myself and I started doing it and it took off and then you know that's probably the worst thing it did was take off because.

Yeah because. No but let me tell you something it was delicious and you went for it bro so it's like yeah things either work or they don't but at the end of the day we all die none of this matters yeah and you know what and you know what I'm also thankful for because it's all kind of coming full circle now and I have to see your face to realize the night my dog Larry died I put lakeside maple in his bowl and you were the one that sent it to heaven it was you and your product so thank you so much you were the one that got Larry off the runway because I've almost positively choked on a piece from Lakeside Maple and the kid

went out. Doing my part kid that's what I'm here for. Appreciate it brother listen we love you so much man. I want to thank you guys for letting me be a part of this community and it was really something it was really cool and I'm proud of you guys even though I don't really know you but I really am it was really cool to watch from where it started to you know a real fucking thing and it was appreciated buddy and listen we're not going any you know we got we both got our own thing so look out for that and come follow us there and support us there and you know if we're

ever in your town please come see us because you make no mistake of getting right backstage if you come up to either Meyer Yonis's green room and the person outside if you give the name Lakeside Maple you're fucking coming in COVID or no COVID. All right, I'm gonna hold you to that my man. Oh, I'm serious. I'm dead serious. Awesome. All right, Bubba.

Thank you, Mark. Thank you, Mark. I mean, you got a black kid's name. Thank you. Thank you. What a great kid. You heard him. He said I got a black dick.

All right, here you are. I'm gonna do while you're eating. I'm gonna fucking rattle off a hundred more fucking Patreon names. This is what it is. Michael Sandberg, Nick, Tommy the Slavi, Benjamin, when I take anti-histies, my throat itches for cock, day one, gay one, Lloyd, Cody Rose, John Black, Ari the Sandy D,

that Donny T, that loves Donny T, Amadi. Then we got Curtis C. Wipe, Hunter Biden's crack pipe. Then we got Jukini slices and Poughkeepsie. Then we got Sassoon Conquistador, Space Meat. Then we got Mark Z wants some Zani, some Yanni Suzuki inside of a Chrissy D Yanni Panini. Then we got Mark Merriman, Austin Montville. Then we got Finzo the Ginzo, Bootskoots, his shoot flute, Inna Tootskloots, and he's thrushing like the last Mohican, Francisco, then we

got Matthew English, Heidi Klum the Fume Tomb, Dan the Sauce Monkey, but make no mistake I like fat white chicks like Na Mean, okay. I didn't see that one coming. Then we got Eric Centeno then we got Chrissy D's piece gave my obese Middle East niece the yeast then we got a pickle fill in Timmy Dillon's belly that and sorry Lynn it's father Bill and his little children then you got Sarah Chris Verde Timmy D's cock ringed up purple dong bowl then we got gruel inspector then we got I can only eat slices of peas as with papayanas

This is garlic butter box sauce and make no mistake. I'm talking about vaginas Then we got Dami make no mistake, I'm not gay but Chrissy can fill my twink hole in Royceford, Pennsylvania Delakia Then we got n-bomb Dom. Okay Then we got Frank Chuck E. D. Then we got Ari Abreu. Then we got When the Glue Hits Your Eye like a Chrissy Kremes cream next tie, like a Chrissy Kremes neck tie. That's Amore. I got Trevor Quinton Minifield Kim Jong Fumipoon, Matt Morales. Then we got Chrissy's chlamydia and Yanni's clonies cover my 401k city MD cuz he was he. Wojek Bednata Michael, then we got Christie stick my piece through a bagel hole and come come on my Puerto Rican baby

mama's tum tum. Stefano. They're gonna follow the situation on insta. She's a piece might take a spin class. So ks. I got Mark Mazzilli, Jeremy Schultz Rick sales, Chrissy D and Yanni P can tackle tackle and spackle me Matt small Nicholas striker get you most G Yanni's declining mental state David fracasa Kevin Steven country as they've got the ghost of governor of Fumario Cuomo. I mean that one was there for the take right one Then we got Nick one koski con a car Clayton Kittredge, Douglas Francisco, Joshua Robertson, then we got Chrissy Confederate, the Glenn Fisher of the Cute Cucks clan, Summer Rogers, Slap Hammer Tits, Scotty Karate's crack dealer, Dan Ken, my cousin Mike is on Clonies but

his girlfriend is Ferome, hashtag Tim Dillon is skinny. Then we got Sissy Chrissy's on his knees waiting for duck sauce, courtesy of Bobby Lee's syphilitic egg roll. Tony Michael Lawson, Chrissy, soft lips and bichips. Yonis Benzo, the clown, clown, a penis. Tommy 302 Police Don't Hurt Mago White Supremacist Capital Riders because they're on the same team bag of donuts. Then we got the Zafuma film, JFK is still a piece. Oh my God, that's a good one.

The Zephumer film, JFK is still a piece, it's great. Then we got Cussie, Tested Posse, still cramming ass, but I'm talking Clonies, the new COVID Vax. Henry Penis Helmet got snipped, now I can't take a piss, Koyra. Henry, just stop it at Henry Penis Helmet. Henry Penis Helmet, then we. Chrissy D and Yanni P voted Donnie T aka Harold and Fumar storm the White Castles. Then

we got Amy Schumer. Um chicken finger. Yeah, then we got Cuck Ripken Jr. aka Fumar Odom's brother-in-law Kanye 2024. Aunt Parker. Then we got Ricky the Freaky who's nice and squeaky. Can I wash my binky in your kitchen sinky? We got Jeremy when I'm not cracking a toot my chopsticks have fumes like Chrissy Then we got call me Rizzi Chrissy sissy getting busy making his three inch piece fizzy Noah Grace David Spangler Keegan Delaney Jake the medium snake who likes to wake and bake and crank it to Chrissy D sweet cupcake Tommy the turkey they them Mike Rowe didn't know what to do with me while filming Dirty Jobs. He's on notice.

Some guys just write full sentences. Yeah. Yeah. Then we got Chrissy's worn out uvula. Raymond Domingue, Jennifer, Lieutenant Lollipop and Sergeant Snuggles would have saved the Capitol with their soft kisses and soft hands. Chris Bailey.

Then we got the real G. Clonny P. Stimulating Turkey peen, AKA John Rowe or whatever. Manny Francisco. Then we got Yanni clonny suckin toes is my hobby. It's what it is. Then we got a Venet Veneti Edamond Square. I mean, oh my god. Yeah, that's a good one. Wow. Daniel Hernandez, Remy Andrew Schultz is big black dick. Chicken finger. Then we got biz straight to the back the whiz Moises guideo Daniel Terry Ken shoots Kyle Rob

Guarie Nick Shelton Anthony come at you in a different way Fauci then we got Alex Christy needs to stay away from my kids because I'm white my wife is black and he's going to think they're cookies teague there we go I mean Venetian square yeah I mean it's a 10 out of 10. Yeah, so we still got a couple hundred names to read. Should we just bang them all out? I mean, what should we do? Keep going, do another hundal.

Yeah, let's just fucking do another hundal because this is a good time. This is just a fucking good time. So what, yeah, dude, let's fucking just bang these out. Here we go, yeah. Oh, I mean, yeah. You started Hans, Hans. Here we go. Yeah. Oh, I mean, yeah, I mean, you started Hans Hans. Here we go to 13. Yep. Then we got, um, uh, by the way, patreon.com slash barrage boys, $5 all the archive

content will be there. You make a choice, whatever you got to do, baby. Um, okay. So then we got Hans, let's slingshot the Jews to the moon. Gruber. Okay. Then we got Ruth Bader Ginsburg gave her life for Biden's winning his child sniffing sins. Brett Nice, Dylan Haysom, Hile Chrysler. Yes. No, no, no. You're saying Yossam saying no. Oh yeah, no, yeah. Then we got Sacramento.

It's a good one though. Then we got Sacramento, Sean King's newest member, Conn, Kyle White Leonard. Okay, tried. Got it. Oh, Khan, Kyle White Leonard. OK, tried. Got it. Oh, like Kawhi Leonard, Kawhi Leonard. Leonard, then we got Jason McHugh, Nioh neck. Then we got Leo Medbier stamp my piece with a visa to Greece. I want to land next to Venetia Lazarov.

Then we got St. Toostifer, to St. St. Toostifer is a chicken. Pretty funny. And we got've got Jenny aka Midwestern mommy who paints her front door key pink and her back door key brown It's what it is. Love it. Yes, then we got a full mar von Braun Then we got Tatiana Chris, I just would have taken second to just for all the Fumars There's been so many this guy took for morning clashed it up. He clashed it up. Fumar Von Braun. Fumar Von Braun.

He went a different direction with it. I like it, you didn't see it coming. Yeah. Then we got Tatiana Chrissy D is a real treat, but I just can't get over those feet. It's what it is, Zepeda. Then we got Mitchell with the German schnitzel, definitely loves the Jews, Brandon Burke.

Then we got Jace Huval, Robert Smith, Orlando Segovia. Then we got Dominican Tute with a 10 inch uncut skin flute. Then we got Brett Chrissy St all Robert Smith, Orlando, Segovia. Then we got Dominican to with a 10 inch uncut skin flute. Then we got Brett Chrissy Stiffy makes me loopy. Oops, I came cummerbatch. Alex Johnson, Corey, the great white, not like the fat, fat, fat, fucking fishy wishy, but like Sean King's parents, Reese. Yanni Klondes, Carlos Castillo. Then we got Father Bill wearing my foreskin like a pinky ring.

Javier Ibarra. Then we got I want to win the Powerball so I can buy the Tim Dillon episode. Then we got geek Dalton Gingel, then we got for me Squeaks, then we got Rat Snatch Fever underscore versus Bearded Cum Dragon, then we got Father Bill the guarding angel who is bombarding my a-hole. Then we got Caitlin, Fumilis Filipina. Jeff, that's funny. Then we got Jeff Bolin. Then we got Wes Craven, Morehead from Yanni P. Then we got Loji Longdick, but short without the warts. Then we got Fumari Povich.

I thought I was done laughing at those, but it's just great. It's the gift that keeps on giving. It's pretty great. Then we got Make No Mist, Misty Hughes has no fumes. Then we got Snow Mike and the Seven Warts. I mean, I mean, that's funny. That's funny. Snow Mike and the Seven Warts. I like it. Then we got Ethan Karnes, Leon Potts, Alex, my dad is not David Koresh Davidian. Then we got EB father Bill bounce baby batter off the back of Christie's baby youth. Then we got This is the story of a girl who fumed a river and

drenched the whole world. Very funny. Very funny. Eric Gola. Then we got a full model Trump 2020 the election was rigged. Chris Castelli J that we got Toby Draper Joe Southern. Yonis is amped shirt on my Facebook adverts makes me want to convert and wear a skirt. Hey Bert We got big labia and Franks and beans Mad-dogs mom then we got Harold and Fumar leave White Castle Andrew Gifford Stephanie Gina Starchild Nicolo Calabria, then we got Chrissy D is ass-tastic Star Child, Niccolo Calabria, then we got Chrissy D as ASTASTIC, then we got Gay Guy Acting Straight just to get a sandwich at Chick-A-Filla.

That is a fucking banger. Yeah. Gay Guy Acting Straight just to get a sandwich at Chick-fil-A. At Chick-fil-A, yeah. I mean, that's a banger. At Chick-fil-A. That's an all time, this is the last list, but I'm putting you on the all time list. Yeah, yeah, there you go.

Gay Guy Acting Straight just to get a sandwich at Chick-fil-A. Yeah. Then we got Lewis Pimentel Jamie Bass then we got um just on some blow cuz I can't say no Then we got Justin Cameron then we got Jake I love Venetia more than Gandhi loves preteen night at the roller skate arena goats I mean give put him on the list. Jesus Christ. Yeah, then we got make no mistake I got excited when I saw Venetia on the pod now I got a dirty job to clean up cuzudzo. Put him on the list.

I mean, that's specific to that episode as well. You get it? Now I got a dirty job. I mean, you guys are so good. Then we got Big Water gonna come see you in a different way, Muscles Marinara. Then we got Wyssae Thomas and Joe Fumars. They just, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

Then we got Bronson Kitchens. Then we go, I may look Caucasian, but make no mistake, My name is Jose the white beaner with the uncut wiener Carlos 91 then we got Yanni poppy tongues my sloppy jalopy aka I'm cute to poop shoot then we got Britt is what it is Mason Marion read Murray then we got Dan and make no mistake Chrissy drill dralexia and the gyros guy are on the case. Little bit like Scooby Doo, but it's Chris deleted. He's trying. I get it.

Too much, too much. I get it. Then we got Nick Ingram, Alex Petralia, Victor Hernandez, Jason Zuck, Trent Amarit, Thomas Wilson, Jimmy Nantout, Hot Glutes, So So Cute, Raphael Angel, then we got Aaron, AVGP team, Namin, my Drays, colonoscopies, Dream, Hernandez.

It's too long. And we got Connor Lutz, Ethan, Ethan Evans. Then we got Hadda Thing for Latinas, a little Chrissy D. Talked me out of it, but still kind of do. And then Ernest, Ernest Fumingway. Should I just bang out these last hundred? Should we just fucking go for it?

Let's do it. Let's just go for it. Keep listening. Last hundred. Just stay with us, it. Keep listening to the last hundred. Just stay with us, maybe we got a... Well, stay with them, because some of these are fucking legendary. Yeah, legendary, funny things.

Then we're just gonna keep doing the show. So we got John, then we got $3 Billy, Joel, bottle of Fred, bottle of white. Then we got Surprise, motherfucker. I mean, there you go. Chicken fingers. Chicken fingers. His name is Surprise, motherfucker, in caps. Then we got Jeremy LaChance.

Then we got, if the impeachment doesn't go to plan, I'm gonna drop the third nuke on Nintendo land. Yeah! Yikes. Yeah, that's when you miss, that's when the humor comes in and you just gotta put it on the fucking list with, you gotta put it on the list with Moolanyani.

Yeah, you gotta put it on the list that's up there. Then we got Chrissy Comfarts, Reese. Then we got Jay Amelie Roy, so I hold my glue gun sideways, now me. That's hilarious. Yeah, Larry's. Wow, I mean look at Zach Isis, is that fucking Jan the Squeak?

Zach Isis and Jan the Squeak. Wow! I mean, the camera's all the way up. Yo, I mean the two greatest rappers in the Tri-State area, Zach Isis, Janis Squeak, Scary Kids, right? The group is called Scary Kids. I mean Janis Squeak, wait hold on, Janis Squeak has turned into a lesbian Jewish woman and Zach Isis has turned into a full member of Al Qaeda.

Look at his beard! I know cuz look at Zach Isis and I gotta admit, look of Al Qaeda. Look at his beard. I know cuz look at Zach Isis and I gotta admit, look at a gin squeak, it looks like he's wearing the scream mask. Yeah, yeah. I am, yo. Listen. The scream mask?

Yeah. Thanks for having us on, Bubba Lunt. Yeah baby, how you guys doing man? How's everything going? We chilling, making music, getting wild. Listen, bro, I just got my unemployment. I'm gonna buy $500 worth of GameStop. You know what it is, bro.

You know what it is? We need Dogecoin to hit a dollar. Go buy Dogecoin. Dogecoin to hit a fucking dollar, cuz. Now, let me tell you something. You guys are like music soulmates, right? Scary kids. Go buy Dogecoin. Dogecoin, they hit a fucking dollar, cuz. Now let me tell you something. You guys are like music soulmates, right? Scary kids.

They opened up our show. Zach Isis, our first producer for the first year, the great Zach Isis. Great Zach Isis. Best era of the show. Best era of the show. 100% best era of the show. The tattoo fingers, scrabble fingers. I mean, back when this-

Zach Geis is the first member of our staff in a long line of firings. He was firing number one. He's also the father of the soundboard back when we did the soundboard. Now, Jan, I know you moved to Florida. Now you're back in New York City because you guys needed to make some more music together.

Oh, I didn't move the floor. When did he move the floor? I went to Florida. I followed his grandma. Half pay attention. I went to go see my mama. My mama lives in old people land. She moved to Sarasota. Oh, okay. So you just went down to visit her and then you came back to Queens. Yo, I had to and I went down to visit my dad in Texas too. I went to fucking Dallas. I seen you. Wow. Yo, and by the way, Zach, Ice is my dad in Texas too. I went to fucking Dallas. I seen you in Texas. Wow.

Yo, and by the way, Zach Ice is one of the first people we knew to ever get COVID. He's an OG with COVID. Zach caught COVID early. I had it not long ago. My tongue felt weird and so did my ears. It was a weird experience. Wait a second, you caught COVID twice?

Didn't you have it back in March? I did and then I caught it again like two three weeks ago. So I had it and my girl had it and I was with her and I felt sick the whole time. So I was like, oh, I definitely had it. Then some of my family caught it. I went to get tested. It came back negative and two days later I had it. I couldn't taste anything. I couldn't smell it. It was the weirdest experience of my life. Yeah, but you had definitely had it. You got it. It's weird. So you caught it twice. Yeah, a lot of people could catch it twice the weirdest experience of my life. Yeah but you had definitely had it you got it's weird so you caught it twice. Yeah a lot of people could catch it twice.

Oh yeah. What were your symptoms dog was it weird? Yeah I mean no taste my ears felt weird nose I couldn't smell anything like anything man no fumes I couldn't smell the fumes. No fumes. Is it back? Are you back regular now though you're all good now? Can you smell the can you smell all the Arabic spices? Of course. Of course. All the hookah smoke. We're

back making music. Zeta dropout, Janda second, scary kids. You know what it is. Yeah, let me ask you a question. Now, did COVID knock out the bars or were you able to still drop bars? You're never gonna knock out the bars or were you able to still drop bars, yarr? We're never gonna knock out the bars. We already know. Bro, listen, we got a pretty big audience since the last time we spoke. Why, you wanna fucking drop some heat right now on the show? You wanna drop some fucking heat? Let's go, Zach.

Yeah, put fucking, put Jan the Squeak on your fucking shoulders and let's go. Bro, I'll grab D-Bow, we'll play water polo. I'm gonna fart. Yo, Jan the Squeak'll grab Debo, we'll play water polo. I'm gonna fart. Yo, Jan the Squeak needs to change his rap name to Dr. Fauci. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha on under the cords the corruptible type I'm stuck in this life of strength and nothing is fair I put you in a vacuum sealed bag and fuck up the air. That's how I do it. No, no, no. Look, man, I've been a rap fan since I'm a kid.

Those is what you call bars right there. That's what you call bars. The kid is nice. That's why we had to fire you. We couldn't have a fucking we couldn't hold you back dog. My fart stinks weren't to life or boss. That's why we had to fire you. We couldn't have a fucking, we couldn't hold you back. Dog, my fart stings. Weren't to life or balls, son. I sent Yanni a song, by the way.

I got a battle rap tomorrow, by the way. Okay, so because I can't vote for you anymore in battle raps, I think they kicked me off the board. Not that. I won that shit. I won that shit and bought some cereal with that money. So thank you for voting for me. Yes, and bro, I know you sent it. I won that shit and bought some cereal with that money. So thank you for voting for me. Yes.

And bro, I know you sent it. I know you sent it to me two years ago, your demo tape to send to Sway from Sway in the Morning. I'm going to send that shit tonight. I'm going to send that shit tonight. I forgot, bro. I'm going to send that shit tonight. Now, yo, I want the fans to go check out that song you guys made.

First of all, you guys, great rappers. Jan is a great singer. Also great sense of humor. We love you guys. What was that song you guys performed at our live show where they could find it? Where can people find that song? It was Raise the Bar, my song featuring him, go Z the dropout anywhere, Spotify, Google, Apple Music, Unemployment Office, pretty much anywhere. Yeah. Dr. Fauci's crib, everywhere. Dr. Fauci's crib, Dr. Phil.

Fucking yep. I'm not the corner spinning rhymes. I'll be still in front of the comedy cellar waiting for my last check. I'll be waiting for Liz to come out the battle so you can see me pretty much anywhere. What it is? Dropout, Jan the second. Yeah, Jan the second, Z the dropout. Go follow him on Instagram, their group of scary kids.

Zach, we love you brother. You got it started. You were the best man. You're a great kid and great rapper. Good luck to both you, Jan. I got to tell you my favorite history hyenas moment. Then do it. All right.

Damn, I had it earlier, what was it? Oh, you smoking too many blood, son. No, but that's part of it, cuz when you living that life, son, when you living that life, you smoke blood, son, you forget shit, son. I don't got time for info, it's only board games. You heard, you heard, you heard. It's only board games, it's like, no, it's only board games. It's fucking her, son.

No, but I like when Yama's first like started saying stuff and realizing he wasn't supposed to like the look on his face after he'd be like damn and then he looked at me and I knew that somehow. That was basically our whole podcast saying things we shouldn't have said. Yeah yep yep the invention of the cackles yeah and the Weishan Shian button you were there for the Weishan Shan Xian button in its original form. You were the one that hit it, Zach. Wei Zong Xian. Hey, I'll tell you what a classic, let me tell you about a classic Zach moment with us was when you did the coffee Leroy and that turned into a clip and the way he kept hitting

the Wei Zong Xian. Yeah. I was laughing. That was funny. Yeah. That was very funny. I said a Ridgewood coffee or we call it a coffee Leroy. Yeah. In Ridgewood they call black coffee just coffee Leroy. Yeah. His uncle. I got into an argument with Mike once when Schultz was there. I remember too. That was funny. Yeah. That was a little behind the scenes moment where you and Mike Suarez had a little thing but you know that happens for the most part. Everything was smooth and you know you just you're too good a rapper man. I mean those were bars you just drop and so you guys are awesome man. We just want our fans to go check you out. So go check out Z to drop out. Jan, what is it Jan the man? Is Jan the second or second? Jan was a man. That's your Instagram.

Jan used to be a man. And Jan, you got a little video we roll around in a car with somebody singing. What's that? Oh, it's called Lone Star. It's a song I got with my boy AC Lincoln. He's actually Emily King's older brother, if you know who Emily King is. Yeah, I know Emily King. I'm just lying, but let's just go with it. Yeah. Let's go with that.

But yeah, he's a dope cat. That's a dope video. Check that out. Second to Jan on Instagram. You can find me as Jan the Second everywhere else. Love you guys, man. Love you, brother. I'll be dropping bars.

That's it. Yanny Longdaze, hey babe, go watch those. Thank you baby, love you burbs. I mean, Zach Isis is the greatest. Number fucking one, Zach Isis. Can I go, can I be so bold to say Jan is the original Squeak? Number one.

He's the original Squeak. We kind of started thinking about, I mean the original Squeak's the original Squeak, but then there was Jan. I mean the original Squeak, he could be coming back any day now. Yeah. Yeah, and you know what got back to me?

I won't, we really can't say it, but it did get back to me. You wanna just wait till after we get off air? No, no, no, no, we can say that because we're not gonna say it, but it did get back to me that the original squeak has hurt it a lot. And it's just what it is because make no,

because here's the thing, because here's the thing when you're having fun. Here's the thing where people, human beings, just fucking want to ruin a good thing a lot. Because the truth is, is he were having a good time, and I know it's the same reason why, when I got in trouble for my family, because it's something I said about one of my cousins,

people will then find out the people you're talking about and then make them listen to it under the guise of, look at how funny this is, but they really wanna fucking start troubling the drama. It's like, there's been things that I've heard about people, friends of mine on podcasts, you know, our comedian friends, and I would never go and tell them,

cause like, if they hear it, they hear it. But it's like, when people fucking do that, and then tell you like, oh, you're such a good friend. No, you're not, you fucking scumbag. You did that to cause a problem because you fucking hate your life. But this original squeak, I'm sorry. Yeah, but you know what? Everything we've said on this podcast

is a character piece, reality is a suggestion. So even anything that was said, it's not true. It's all jokes, nothing's real. Nothing's real. This isn't real, this is a simulation, okay? It's not real. There's aliens right now preparing the Capitol police and preparing certain members of Secret Service

to arrest all the Democrats tonight. Yeah, 100%. It's going down, okay? It's going down. Nancy Pelosi's going to jail. He's going to jail. That's why we had to end the parkas. We had to get out of here.

Yeah, I mean, President Trump will be president again. Yeah, I cannot wait. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Let's finish off these names. We've got the and these are, you know, rounding out for the very last time. The final time writing reading names on the Australian is podcast. Where do we Chrissy Comfort's? Where do we stop with John 305 304?

But we read these already. OK, Chrissy Comfort's Reese. Then we got J.M. Alleroy, so I hold but we read these already. Okay. Chrissy Kumpfahr, it's Reese. Then we got J.M. O'LeRoy, so I hold my glute on sideways. Very funny, yeah. Matthew Vidula, then we got D. Henry II, Amanda, Jack Martson, Guy Fumary. We had that one.

Okay, then we got the only scientist dumb enough to pay for this shit. I mean, 10. 10, which is actually not true though, it's a 10, but it's not true, we actually have a lot of scientists that pay for this shit. Yeah. Then we got Mikey Potato Breath, straight to the back, but it's not true We actually have a lot of scientists to pay for this shit Yeah, then we got Mikey potato breath straight to the back, but I'll hit a few pubs on my way We got Andre Cardozo and then we got fresh pond load fresh pond load is funny because there's a street in Ridgewood called fresh pond

Road, aha. Yeah that kids from Ridgewood. Definitely then we got the situation she in I mean that might be I mean I Mean that situation she in. I mean, that might be, I mean, I mean that situation she in is the, that's what I know it's personal to me, but it might be, I mean, the way that they were able to know it's a whole fine both situate because it is a way Sean she in and it is the situation. It's, it's actually making me speechless. It's speechless how good it is.

It's a hall of Famer right there. You're a contender for all time on the last episode. You could be number one. You could be number one, but Mullinani's still in the lead. Yeah. It's a tough one to beat. I'm going to read it again. The situation she in.

It's just, it's wow. Then we got Chad M. Then we got my dad went to Pound Town and all I got was the lousy prolapsed anus. Curtis Wheatley, Perry, Dean Fitz. Then we got Damien Rackley. Then we got Evie Pena, Bork Laser. Then we got Chris Zolina. Then we got AOC is a whore 2020 was the gap year Trump 2024.

Okay. Then we got Farm Fresh, Grade A chicken fumer. Then we got make no mistake, I'm a mixed kid so I could either fly into Pearl Harbor or microwave the city. That's what it is. Then we got CBK but I'm not gay like Chrissy Chaos but make no mistake if I see an open lap I'm popping in squat. Chris Keister.

Then we got your nan's, your nan's. Your nan's Wog toy. Your nan's Wog toy? Yeah it's probably a kid from England and that's your nan is your grand Your Nan's Wog Toy. Your Nan's Wog Toy? What's your Wog Toy? Yeah, it's probably a kid from England, and that's your Nan is your grandmom, and the Wog Toy is probably something that you flick your clit with. Got it, got it.

Then we got Jordy. I'm just using a little deductive reasoning. There we go. Then we got Jordy the Five Towns Tooth Texture, so make no mistake, I have five cash offers on my childhood home from Jews. Three. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Originality, Jordy the Five Towns Tooth Texture and then usually those long ones aren't great, but he fucking followed it up. I like it. Then we got Tim Dillon's chew toy. That's a chicken figure. Then we got AOC's politics are not the best, but I'm too busy staring at her chest. I'm so hype. She does have fucking nice natties. Then we got James Cody.

Then we got Tim Dillon wrecked my Airbnb but offered to tickle my peepee. So Raro. Then we got Giambi for then we got Hey, babe, there goes Yanni's paycheck. Hall of Fame. Hall of Fame. That's also a fame. Yeah. Then we got pinched the Canadian sauce monkey servant hot poutine gravy and Yanni's man Pudani. Then we got pinch the Canadian sauce monkey servant hot poutine gravy and Yanni's man Pudali. Then we got Alfie, Chrissy D's future vasectomy, Fumario Andretti. Then we got Chris Dahl, Anna Bonanna.

Then we got Danny Dominguez. Then we got your liberal because you're poor. David Shorey, Cameron B straight to the back to jerk my pseudo P and sniff the seat of AOC. It rhymes so it's good. I like it. Then we got the dooflin means whatever you want it to mean Then we got Zacky. I'm gonna name my son restaurant, but make no mistake. I ain't raising no zag at Ballard

I mean, it's a goodie. It's a goodie Grayson Hendricks, then we got Yanni long days offend me with the mayonnaise From all your garbage, right? Correct. Yeah that we got Tyler Nickham and we got just hoping Chrissy D can get on Joe Rogan to so he feels whole Though he called it he's Joe Rohan Joe Rohan's you misspelled that you fucker that we got Reese Orman Then we got full Martin Scorsese director of the defarded. That is a good one I saw before that's why I reacted early because that's a good one. The director is departed Yeah, we got master Dong, 69420.

Then we got the Greek Cyclops that don't go pewing to post ops. Then we got Alex Richter. Then we got I'm Frank's son, Beans. Then we got Vegan Cuck for a three gun buck. Marky T with a pierced piece for Chrissy Bitch Hips D with Yanni the Cuck P giving his monkey a squeeze screaming, weh shon shea.

Michael Tober. Then we got Mikey for eyes. But now I wear contacts because make no mistake, Hitler wore glasses because otherwise he could not see pretty good. Pretty good. Just a word put at the end that we cannot support. Can't support. Then we got roses are red. Roses are red.

Violets are blue. Tim Dillon has the two Eric BNB lesbians tied up in his basement. It's what it is. Trump 2020. We got Henry Janosic manual Boba, then we got three dollar cuck buck Then we got canoli skin flute tate emery then we got last names Kaka najad aka arani jihadi causing more tremors than yonis clonies pretty good pretty good Then we got yonis huffs poppies till he speaks fluent greek call him by his toot name fruit of the fumes Then we got eugenio, two in the binky, one in the stinky, father Billy, bless my winky,

Yas Brichio. Then we got Matt, Jeff Essex, Brett DeVore, Mikey, eat that ass like a zucchini slice. Then we got Wormball, then we got Paula, Abdullah, Amblogada, Manahani the third. Then we got Isaac Habib, the Iraqi Jew, Chrissy, quit looking at me with those predominantly Nazi eyes I'll have to bomb you Paris. We got Clive not olive

Put that khaki in my back. He make it clappy put it in my mouth Make me yakky put it in Chrissy make me daddy hashtag China forever Then we got Al Chris. It's been good if it was just hashtag China forever. I like that Yeah, we got Chrissy cream pie left to chill on the windowsill for father bill I like that. Yeah, we got Chrissy cream pie left to chill on the windowsill for Father Bill Then we got America Robinson Charles Baran way Sean Q Anon Chrissy D aka the manicotti hottie is a teenage girl trapped inside a fat comics body Jonathan meals then we got massive peak putting his dis piece inside a cream

cheese. Alex Rissinger, Josh Royleson, Chisnooch. Then we got my girlfriend, Only Buys Cafe Buston. I think I've got a situation. Then we got Father Bill Fumari. And last but not least, Juan Question Marks. Juan Question Marks, that's it. So there you go. I mean, we had a couple of Hall of Famers on that list, and you know, that's the final list. And we also just probably broke a record for the amount of Patreon names read in one episode. Well, we had to legally do that to keep the Patreon money.

Yeah, we just had to do that. So thank each and every one of you, man, for going to support us, really, and how long we've been? Wow, I mean, this was a fucking way to go out. This was a way to go out. I mean, look, baby, I mean, I don't think it's the end. I think maybe we do another one. Maybe we do another one.

We keep the people guessing. In time, we keep the people, that's the thing and that's the thing I think with the reason why we started naming the History Island is we don't fucking, we don't know what's gonna happen. I don't know what's gonna happen tomorrow We don't know what's gonna nobody knows what's gonna happen. No, so any any All the positive stuff we appreciate all the negative stuff Just know it falls on deaf ears with us because we don't matter

What you think the reason is or no matter what you want to think? no matter what you think the reason is, or no matter what you wanna think, we're the wildest kids you know, and we'll do what we want always, and I think that's what you guys have always appreciated, and that's what we've always appreciated about you, is we just live in a reality as a suggestion world. We live in the moment like a dog.

So, I mean, we're just in the moment, the next moment is the next moment, it's a whole new world, a whole new day. Anything can happen. Most importantly, enjoy this whole catalog. I mean, we've done so many episodes and there's so many on patreon.com slash Bayridge Boys for you to go back and watch.

Well, probably we could end up becoming a cult classic like Rocky Horror Show. Hopefully we do. I mean, look, that show Freaks and Geeks, that show is a cult classic. It only lasted one season and people just go back and binge so you don't know. The biggest thing we could have, so many people are calling us stupid because of ending the show, the biggest thing we could have potentially done for our careers is ending the show.

It's literally, nobody was famous from Freaks and Geeks. All those guys were not famous when Freaks and Geeks ended. Dude, we are the talk of the town. And I spoke to Schultz and he goes, you know you guys gotta get back together in like a couple years. And he's like, this is huge. Yeah. I mean, the kid just thinks marketing.

He's like, you're the talk of the town. Just get back together a couple of years. Just double your Patreon. It's just like, screwed in. Look, you never know what's gonna happen. We got other podcasts. I think you're starting one called Chrissy Chaos. I got one. Yes. I got one Chrissy chaos that we're started It's called Chrissy Stefano presents Chrissy chaos and we will be having a patreon up there probably patreon.com slash Christy comedy

So we'll be doing a bunch of fun shit on on that too. Just like this just like and and Yanni's got his thing Yeah, go to it's a Yanni Long Days. Go to that on YouTube. It's on, I think all the audio, podcast audio apps, except for iTunes because of Chinese spies or whatever it is. And just check it out, man, Yanni Long Days. And check it out and check out, keep telling friends about History Hyenas.

And you have a Patreon too. We could be back next episode. We could be back next episode. And patreon.com Patreon.com you have a Patreon too. We could be back next episode. We could be back next episode. And patreon.com Patreon.com slash Yanni Longdates. Says Yanni Longdates and make no mistake, make fucking no mistake, and this is gonna be a big one,

on both of our Patreon tiers, we're gonna interview each other and we're gonna tell you guys the truth. For one million dollars. The same Tim Dillon episode. We're gonna record it and we're gonna put it on our million dollar tiers. same Tim Dillon episode. We're gonna record it and we're gonna put it on our million dollar tiers.

You fucking farshees. You guys are the best fans. We love you. This has been the best ride three years. Listen, we ended it on our terms. We could be back, we could be not. Most important, enjoy your life, enjoy your friends and family, enjoy your health, enjoy being wild and.

One other way to go out than this? Yeah! Yeah, stay gay! Thanks for watching!