History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - John D. Rockefeller Good or Evil?

Episode Date: November 28, 2024

The Conspiracy Cuties have a wild one for you today, all about John D. Rockefeller and how he was a bad, bad, bad boy! Sgt. Snuggles and Lt. Lollipop make an appearance as well. Keep your kids home from school for this one! John D. Rockefeller was a highly motivated individual from a young age. He was driven by a desire for wealth and dominance, but equally by a devotion to his faith and a longing to secure a place in heaven. This duality made him an intriguing paradox. Join the debate: Was Rockefeller a force for good, a symbol of exploitation, or a blend of both? Was he an angel, a devil, or something in between? His legacy continues to spark questions about ambition, morality, and the impact of great power. #Comedy #Podcast #History Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!: https://bit.ly/2ARdDOz HH Clips:https://bit.ly/2YaK2Z8 iTunes: https://apple.co/2UQTHCc Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fxtsc0 Hyenas Merch!!! https://teespring.com/stores/historyhyenas Follow us Cuz! 🙆🏻‍♂️ Yannis Pappas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/yannispappas Website - https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/ 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🐕More Hyenas Website: www.historyhyenasisback.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/historyhyenas/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HistoryHyenas Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/historyhyenaspod Support our sponsors BlueChew Try BlueChew FREE--just pay $5 shipping at checkout–when you visit https://bluechew.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm going to be a little bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a

bit of a bit of a What's up everybody? Yanis Papis here, otherwise known as Yanis Peanut Head Papis. And I'm here with my co-host of the History Hyenas, Chris DiStefano, otherwise known as Superman or Tom Cruise from the Outsiders. It's what it is cuz make no mistake I went to the gym before this and I spent an extra five minutes in the bathroom because I wanted my hair to look cute for you. When I look at you I just want to go ooh ah ooh ah ooh ah. You look like a singer from the 50s. But does it look good?

It looks good. You could bring it back. Did it do that naturally? Yeah. You look like Christopher Reeves, cuz. Well, because the truth is, I did it. I did it because I just wanted to walk in here and you to say, you're cute.

You know what I mean, buddy? If Christopher Reeves was really from Ridgewood Queens, and he got the role of Superman, if you got the role of Superman, you'd be like, hi, I'm here to save you ladies. Yeah. Yeah. How you doing? Yeah, bad, bad, bad, Queens. You know, and he got the role of Superman. If you got the role of Superman, you'd be like, hi, I'm here to save you ladies. Yeah. Yeah, how you doing? Yeah, bad, bad, bad, bad. Yeah, I'm gonna go get the, who's that?

I'm gonna get the Riddler. Yeah, I'm gonna go get the Riddler. Yeah, they will like. This is my Robin. And I owe you. Yeah, they would say, they would keep saying, be like, cut, Chris, it's Luther, not Luther. Yeah.

Hey, Lex Luther. They would say, can we pronounce the R in Luther? I would say pronounce the R. Yeah because you got a Queens accent but you grew up with women so yes you know what I've learned this is just for the New York people what I've learned is a guy that grows up in Queens with all women yeah right even though they're in Queens when you grow up with all women it forces your Queens accent into a Long Island accent. And I don't know how that happens. It's like a mathematical equation. Have you noticed that, Jesse?

There's something about when you grow up with all women, it just makes you into a Long Island. So his is like a little Long Island. Yeah. Because make no mistake, we're the giggly squad for gay guys. We're the giggly squad for guys because giggly squad, shout out Hannah Berner

and Paige DeSorbo. They got a great pod called Giggly Squad and it's huge. And I just feel like we're the Giggly Squad for guys and make no mistake, Paige DeSorbo's a piece. You know what we're gonna do too? Hannah Berner, we're gonna do what happened with Billie Jean King. And we're gonna play the two of them in doubles and tennis.

Yeah. We're gonna get worked because Hannah Berner can play tennis very well. But the other girl can't and neither one of us can, we're boys so that should balance it out make it even it's What it is cuz and Des Bush up will be on the sidelines judging the match in Chinese It may be a spy I love he's a spy and shout them out I was I was Madison, Wisconsin this weekend, and I was really laughing at their at their Instagram stuff. It's very funny Yeah, but today's episode. Okay, we got a good one today I was in Madison, Wisconsin this weekend, and I was really laughing at their Instagram stuff. It's very funny.

But today's episode, OK, we've got a good one today. We're screwed in, and we're going to talk about John D. Rockefeller, who many of you have heard of, one of the wealthiest men. Some people think the wealthiest man to ever live, certainly the wealthiest man in modern history, if you adjust for inflation. He was so wild.

There are so many things about how he created the education system for his own good, how his father was a crazy con man, the different schemes he came up with to make us believe things that weren't true. And then there's a couple of fun facts about him and a couple of things that when people talk about it publicly on the internet, things just happen. They go missing, they die in mass shootings.

It's just, things get a little weird. So we're gonna talk about those things, but make no mistake, even though we don't value our lives as much as you think we do, we still kind of do. And we've got families. And we're going to tell you some stories specifically about people making cars that run on water. And John D. Rockefeller does not like a car that runs on water.

And we're going to tell you all those stories at patreon.com slash historyiennes to keep us safe and keep this pod going. Because make no mistake are we were just added to Trump's cabinet we were yeah yeah because it's an all podcast administration it's what it is it's everyone who's appeared on Rogan and that's how you know nobody told see gabber before she appeared on Rogan she's a pain she's a piece cuz and and and dr. Oz is gonna save this country's medicine. Cause I want Tulsi Gilbert to do yoga on our faces. I really would love nothing more to just have RFK

just really start taking the fluoride out of our water and giving us healthy foods. So this way Tulsi Gabbard can just be healthy and then just have her take a poopy on my head. Yeah. Just a clean poopy. Cause you're a nice guy. You do ask girls, right? Yeah. Just a clean poopy. Cause you're a nice guy. You do ask girls, right?

Yeah. It's what it was in the past. Well, in the past. In the past, cause in the past, I make no mistake, I'm gonna tell those stories too, but that can only be a Patreon. That's Patreon. I, unfortunately, that's the way,

if there is one thing that has changed about the hyenas is I'm definitely down to go wild, but I do have to put up behind a paywall because it's not, and listen, it's not even about, it's not even about career stuff. I mean, who cares, on my career, we're having fun here. It's just that there's multiple people that have active lawsuits against me.

So for saying that kind of stuff, so I still will say it, but once it's behind a paywall, according to my lawyer, I'm definitely not saying it in public, I'm saying it in private. So that's why it's at the Patreon. And there's nothing we can do because we like to have fun. Are we pitching you on the Patreon? Yes, but go and see for yourself.

Well, because the YouTube is demonetized, and that's not my fault. That's the last administration's fault. So we got an infrastructure here that we got to just keep going. And that's all. And the heat, the problem with these buildings, you just can't turn off the heat and make no mistake, I'm gonna turn off that radiator and throw it out the window. Yeah, because I'm sweating. There's nothing we can do about the heat.

And John D. Rockefeller. John D. Rockefeller. Rockefeller. He was a Cleveland kid. Back then Cleveland was popping. Yes, he, make no mistake, he was a Cleveland kid. Back then Cleveland was poppin'. Yes, he, make no mistake, he was a Cleveland kid and we are not sure if he would've been a fan of LeBron James.

We don't know. We don't know. We don't know because the thing about, the conundrum about Rockefeller is he was a very religious, pious kid, but also, make no mistake, a fucking scumbag. Yeah, the thing about Rockefeller is the thing to understand, like, was he like an angel and a devil at the same time,

or was he a devil who just used religion to just try to get into heaven and go, like, just go to confession and go, I did this. Some of the employees and competitors are actually on my payroll. I've monopolized the whole supply chain. I own the railroads. I'm using all this chicanery to become the richest man and father just... Give me 15 hell marries and from my conscience,

I still got a chance to get to heaven because he was a kid who was always looking to cut a deal. Cut a deal and he was a Catholic kid and the thing with us Catholics is we will do things that are naughty and then we pray and ask for forgiveness So I can't tell you how many times I've glued in my own belly button and then have to just make the sign of the cross And accidentally had a little glue on my hand and just put glue on my head like it's Ash Wednesday So I've done that a few times in my life I've glued my own head because I just you have to pray and make the sign of the cross your prayer does not get Hurt by God unless you make the sign of the cross your prayer does not get hurt by God unless you make the

Sign of the cross and it's been a couple of times my fingers are just a little gluey and I just hit myself Like it was holy water So and that and that's us just being Catholic and that that's why I always had the theory that I think Catholic is the most hot I think it's the most hot look at it think about it Hispanic girls mostly Catholic or Right? Like Irish girls, Catholic. They just, it's almost worth it. The repression of the church that they tell you masturbation is a sin is worth it.

Like, I think even if you don't believe in religion, you should keep the Catholic church going just because how naughty it makes the sex. The least amount of fumes in any religion is Catholicism. I think that's actually undebatable. Yeah, because they put incense in there. Yeah, we put least amount of fumes in any religion is Catholicism. I think that's actually undebatable. Yeah, because they put incense in there. Yeah, we put incense in our fumes and we're always just washing our fumes away with holy water. Yeah, well, according to you, it's coconut, it's aloe. It's aloe, yeah. That's the key. Coconut cookies, yeah. Put them on your balls. I'm obviously

the beautiful Puerto Rican woman and there's coconut cookies in every drawer and I know why. This Puerto Rican girl I used to date in high school, she would send me to the store to buy coconut cookies. Yeah. You remember those old coconut remember those old, they were 25 cents for two coconut cookies. They like coconut cookies. They do like coconut cookies and so do I. You could attract them with coconut cookies. I could attract them with coconut cookies. And mangoes.

Yeah, I could attract them with coconut cookies and make no mistake, I just love the Latino culture and I just, I don't know, yeah, I wanna be Latino and I think John D. Rockefeller would have accepted me and my Latino family into his family because I think that ultimately what it comes down to is John D. Rockefeller, if you're Catholic, you were okay and if you're not Catholic, you were not okay.

Yeah, John. I don't think he saw it at race or anything like that. I saw he saw religion. Yeah, he was a religion kid. You know who he would have loved Oh Mexicans yeah undocumented labor. Yeah guys who were willing to work for nothing. He would have loved Yeah, it would have loved it And you know that brings us to our first big thing about John D Rockefeller our because here's the truth folks

This episode is gonna be a little bit of conspiracy cuties member when used to be conspiracy cuties and have little conspiracy So we're gonna pepper in some conspiracy cutie theories throughout the YouTube, but the big ones that will get us killed are our Patreon. But this is a little conspiracy cutie that maybe some people know, maybe some people don't, is he created our modern day education system. He created it.

Like public schools, that's John D. Rockefeller. That's John D. Rockefeller created our modern day public school system as we know it. And he created our modern public schools, modern-day public school system as we know it. And he created it, he says publicly, because he wanted to give education to people who couldn't afford it. Because at that time you had to pay for your education everywhere. It was a privileged thing to be educated.

So he was like, I want to give it to everyone. But he specifically said that term reading, writing, arithmetic, which we still say today, he was the one that said, that what you're gonna teach them reading writing arithmetic you're not gonna teach them about investing you're not gonna teach them about big business stuff business strategy in any of that the stock market he doesn't want anyone to know about that and if you look at public school curriculum today wow that is interesting very very few of them teach any of that because what he wanted is for people

to know how to stay in line, go to school from eight to three, learn how to stay on a schedule, and work in his factories that were building the cars and the oil. So that's what it is. He was a fucking megalomaniac. There's no other way to say it. But it is. Yeah.

He wanted the whole oil industry. He wanted the whole country. He was a fucking megalomaniac. It's what it is, cause. He wanted complete control. It's what it is, cause, and it's one of these things where I'm just noticing about me, is I do want other men to just be attracted to me.

Like I'm going like this, cause I want in your brain to be like, Chris is a handsome guy, and I want you to say it out loud. Yeah, yeah, no, you're. But I think I might just be making my hair worse. Cause I just, right now I just wanna, I wanna share a vanilla shake with you. It. Because I just, right now I just wanna share a vanilla shake with you.

It's what it is, because... In a nice Norman Rockwell diner. Yeah. You look like you're from the 50s, but you're wearing 2024 clothes. Right, yeah. But the hair is definitely 1950s. Yeah, and I, yeah, doo-wop, and yeah,

and this is the kind of haircut that says, get out of my neighborhood. That's what this haircut says. When you're done with a haircut like this, you go, get out of my neighborhood. Yeah, you this haircut says. When you're done with a haircut like this, you go get out of my neighborhood. Yeah, you look like a kid from the other side of the tracks. And I gotta be honest with you. Who would date the rich girl.

You look like you have more hair this week. Yeah, I think I, yeah. Yeah. You look like you have more hair. It depends on, it depends on a lot of things. It depends on, that was always the problem. If I gel it, it looks a little thinner, but if I leave it natural, it looks thicker.

So I'm always, there's a pro and a con to what I do. And I have noticed that you're wearing your chain outside your sweatshirt, which is a wild move that you don't see much. You don't see the chain outside the sweatshirt unless you're a friar. Look, look at there, look at Emilio Estevez, cause that's you right now.

Yeah, I'm Emilio Estevez, and make no mistake, I have the blood of Charlie Sheen. Yeah, yeah, you got Hihita blood. I got Hihita blood, and make no mistake, I have the blood of Charlie Sheen. Yeah, yeah, you got hi-heat of blood. I got hi-heat of blood. He has tiger blood, you have hi-heat of blood. I got hi-heat of blood, and it's, yeah, it's, I've just, I don't know what it is, because the only thing that gets me is my cholesterol,

my blood pressure. Here's the situation, yeah, here's the situation. Is John D. Rockefeller. You know what the D stands for? Davidson. Davidson. John P. Davidson Rockefeller. John P. Davidson Rockefeller. Yeah, John Davidson Rockefeller. That's what it is.

We can safely assume that the kid was a tough hang. He was a tough hang. Yes. He's not a kid. He was a guy who would lecture you about piety and not cursing and doing all this stuff, but his pops was wild. His pops was a fun fucking kid, and everything is really comes down to mommy and daddy when you think about it.

This kid was a control freak, he was austere, he wanted everything to be blah blah blah blah dominated people, kept them in line and look at what his dad, his dad was the opposite so that's why he became who he became because his dad was fucking Lucy Goosey. His dad was a criminal, his father's name was William Avery Rockefeller and he was known for very dubious activities. He was pretty much known as a con man and that's what happens is sometimes what you are is your father is a certain way

and you think you're not that way but you take little pieces of it. Like I said, I've never gambled on anything. I have never ever ever gambled in my life. My father said do not because gambling took down a lot of big things in his life. He said don't gamble on anything. I have never ever ever gambled in my life. My father said do not because gambling took down a lot of big things in his life. He said don't gamble on sports. I've never done it. I don't even know what a VIG is. Let me a thousand because I got a good feeling about the Vikings. It's what it is. He told me never gamble, never play cards, I don't even know what a card trick is. So I was

sitting here for years of my life saying I don't gamble while also at the same time having... I don't even know. So it's just what it is, because sometimes the gambling comes out another way, and same thing with William A. B. Rockefeller versus John D. Rockefeller. Maybe he was like, oh, I'm not a con man like my dad, but I will convince people to work for me for free. Yeah, I will do all types of tricky stuff.

Yes. And it's just, that's just how it goes. It gets into your fucking consciousness. And that's on how that is your conditioning, your, your Nate, your nurture. And that's what happened here. It's what he's a product. His father was a full blown con man.

Yeah. Went around pretending to be a doctor, just selling elixirs. He was going, hey, look, what happens? You got cancer? Well, have you tried oregano pills? Yeah. She was Paulie Gassy! Cause, shout out Paulie Gassy, who by the way, shout out Paulie Gassy, he is absolutely shredded. Have you seen Paulie Gassy? I haven't seen him in a bit. Cause, Paulie Gassy's Instagram right now,

who are our old trainer, boxing trainer, who sold oregano pills and would train me while eating tortellini alfredo his mother made in his garage in his boxing gym garage the kid has gotten so ripped paulie gassi paulie gassi go subscribe go buy his uh i think he sells vitamins um i no not him gassi i think he sells vitamins now he was definitely telling us that oregano pills cured everything and he's not wrong. Yeah Paul Gass, there it is. I think this, yeah, look at how shredded, and the second picture is me! Yeah, yeah. I mean but look at how shredded the kid, Paul Gass, he looks fantastic. He looks, he looks fantastic. He looks fantastic. Wow. Yeah that's not a kid you want to play games with. No that's, and Nat right there, that right there, he's a Catholic kid wearing the crucifix on his neck like John D. Rockefeller, but that is what oregano pills... Do you think he swung it to the side

for the pic? Yes, I think he swung it to the side for the pic, but I mean make no mistake, he will get banged out. Right? Yeah, he's a cute kid. He's a cute kid, yeah. Yeah, and he's just a great man, and he's just an excellent... He's an excellent... You can bring his brother out of special needs, and he's great to out of special needs and he's great to his brother. Yeah, he is great to his brother. You don't wanna make fun of his brother. Never in a fucking million years. He loves his brother.

Yeah, he loves his brother and his brother's a great kid. And Paul's a great kid. He's a great kid. I always think about just, when you think about a guy like his dad. John D. Rockefeller or Paul Gassi? No, John D. Rockefeller's dad. You just know that the kid was just,

he was so charismatic. You know he was so charismatic. You can't just walk up to anyone and be like, oh, you got the flu? Here, just eat this handful of ants and you'll be fine. You gotta sell, you gotta sell. You gotta sell and it works and the kid made money doing it.

Yeah, cause here's the thing about John D. Rockefeller, another interesting thing about him is, as much as you wanna believe that John D. Rockefeller wanted to help other people and did absolutely donate a lot of money, he still, I think he's donated over the course of his life, the Rockefeller family has donated billions, with a B, billions of dollars to charity and schools

and hospitals and doing the right thing. And he, as much as she said, how religious he was and how he just you know Wanted to help others and that's what he believed is on his earth The kid got multiple heart transplants to try to keep living as long as he possibly could and make no mistake There were other people who needed that heart transplant to live and he just pushed them out of the way and went to first on The list and just got heart transplants. So his blood would pump nicer so he could live longer. So that there's that part of him too. He was a complicated kid hard to figure out. As we all are. As we all are. Because he started my shoes off. Take your shoes off and get comfy. I'm gonna get

comfy because grounding you know about grounding. Yeah yeah you just gotta be where you are. No no no that's be where your feet are in the present. Being friendly with the present which we all must radical acceptance but but the but the grounding is when you just want to be barefoot as much as you can. So why don't you take your socks off? That's what I was gonna do. You want to do it too?

Why doesn't everybody get their socks off? Yeah, I'll ground with you. Yo, let's ground in here. And then just- Have you ever seen his feet? No. Yeah, his feet. Oh, yeah.

Can you get that on camera? Is that on? Yeah. How's that? His feet is- Does his feet look like they got shaped in a high heel pump. Yeah, can you guys spread your toes? Like, can you spread your toes? Okay, ask me to spread my toes. So Chris, spread your toes. Okay. I can't. See how they kind of just move

a little? I can't spread them. This one's a little bit less jacked up, but it still is jacked up. The Huns, the tribe, the Huns used to wrap the skulls so the kids would have like long head. It looks like somebody wrapped his feet in a high heel shoe and just made it for him. Cause you could naturally just go right into a high heel shoe. So I had to do a little skit. I had to do a little skit a couple of years ago and they had me dress up like a woman

and they had to get me like size 13 or 14 pumps and they were like, oh, you know, like, you're going to be in these all day. So why don't you take them off? Like at some point during the day. But you were comfortable in these all day so why don't you take them off like at some point. You were comfortable. Well I said I would take them off and then I literally when we were like in between takes I would kept forgetting to take them off because it just felt like I was wearing no shoes. They just became a part of me. Yeah I just I felt like I was just right

now just in pumps. The way they're shaped is so funny yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean make no mistake I was driving the other day and I saw this pic and I'm going to send this to Jesse. And this is just what it is. Cause you know what your feet are like? They're like a double decker tourist bus. Yeah. And the bottom is full of people. And then there's just one guy on the top. That one toes on the second floor. Cause you got one toe above the rest of the toe. That toe thinks it's better than the rest of them. This motherfucker. Wait, here, let me show you this. Hold on. Oh, God, where is it? Here,

look. I was driving away and I'm going to send this to Jesse, but I just looked at that and I saw a guy that busts up just in jeans and pumps. The guy just had high heel shoes on going to work. The guy is dressed completely normal, completely normal from head to toe except I just noticed that there's something different about this guy and then I noticed he had a couple of just high heel pumps on and I rolled down and I said where'd you get those? Do you think it's possible you'll start wearing high heel pumps? Honestly man, I'm going to be fully 100% honest with you. I'm 40 years old now, okay? I'm friendly with my present, I'm doing the things I need to do. I just want to be comfy to be comfy one fee as much as I possibly can that's why I've mentioned this a couple of times

I've been wearing these pants baggy clothes. I'm dressing more like Venetia because I just I want to be comfortable I'm worried less about what someone thinks me I just want to be comfortable So if the shoes multiple shoes now starting to hurt my feet because this is what happened to my dad, my dad had to get his toes broken eventually when he was in his mid-40s because all his toes would just start creeping up on the tops of his shoes. So I'm gonna start either wearing open toe sandals or high heels. Whatever makes me feel better, because I'm not gonna cram my foot into a Jordan anymore when I know that that's not who the true

me is. The true me might wanna just be in men's clothes and high heel shoes. We always come to a point in life, I think, where life teaches you that you need balance and that nature's all about balance. And that happened to John D. Rockefeller. So he was going hard, he was making quadrillions, and then he had a nervous breakdown.

He was having stomach problems when he couldn't eat. Did he really? Yeah. And he had to go retreat somewhere because he was like getting sick. And that's when he couldn't eat and he had to go retreat somewhere because he was like getting sick. Right. And that's when he made the decision like I gotta start giving away some of this fortune. I gotta start thinking about others because he was getting sick. And so he stayed there for a while, months and months and months, and he was actually thinking about retiring.

At what age? Do we know what age around? I think he was in like his 50s or 60s or something. This is when he got the heart transplant. He got his first heart transplant. Younger, no even younger. 40s. 40s, he was in his 40s. 40s started having stomach issues.

I mean bad, like real bad. Like he was so stressed and he said, like I was close to a nervous breakdown. I was working too hard, I was pushing too hard. I was trying to control the world too much. And he went and he goes, I just started, I gotta start being in service of others. And that's when he started leaning in

to giving his money away in the flanter because he needed a little balance in his money away in the flan, because he needed a little balance in his life. He needed a little balance, but make no mistake, you are who you are, so that balance turned into, I'm gonna open up schools and hospitals, and manipulate everybody. But I'm gonna manipulate everyone,

I'm gonna have the schools for the workers, and I'm gonna open up the hospitals, because I'm gonna make new drugs, and I'm gonna steal people's hearts. Yes, that's what he's doing. He stole multiple, no, to get one heart transplant is like almost unheard of. This kid got like three of them. He has three different people's

hearts in his chest. That's a real thing. Yeah he had he had access to the best health care at the time because he was paying them. He's probably that was probably part of his motivation was like here here's all this money for research go cure what you need to cure but I'm at the front of the line you push whatever pauper to the side for whatever I need. If I got a hanged toenail, I want to be first. If there's a woman who's dying, put her to the side and fix my toenail. Cause, make no mistake, we did not learn finance

at all in school. It's very, very small. But I read a book called The Simple Path to Wealth. So we are now your financial gurus. Yes, we are. It's what has come to us for finance advice, but Jesse, please put a disclaimer that we are not professionals. Yeah, that's the

thing is that worked for him. Yeah, that worked for him and it worked for all of the industrial tycoons of the era. Your feet are just smooth. If we just had a camera close up, cuz make no mistake, you have the feet of a teenage girl. I mean the kid of a teenage girl. I mean, the kid has a softball girl's foot. Look at how smooth his feet are. Look at that. I mean, do you lotion up your feet?

I don't lotion them up, it's natural, bro. I mean, his feet, cuz you definitely have nicer feet than every woman in your family. I do. You do, right? Yeah, I think I do. They look really good in the pump if I shave the hair on the toenails. Yeah, yeah, cuz I got hairy toen do, right? Yeah, I think I do. Yeah. My, they look really good in the pump

if I shave the hair on the toenails. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, cause I got hairy toenails. That's the only problem. Yeah. Yeah. And unfortunately, unfortunately, cause you know, I got, see how the, see how my toe, see how the, this toe, the toe.

It's on the upper deck of the bus. It goes on the upper deck of the bus. Yeah. Unfortunately, unfortunately, Jasmine, when we had our oldest daughter, the very first thing she did is check her feet, and she's good. But my younger daughter got clipped. My younger daughter, the very first thing she did,

I literally were holding our beautiful baby daughter at Doc's saying, everything's good, she's good. And then Jasmine's like, give me my baby, give me my baby. And I mean, the literal first thing she does is she takes that baby, and she looks like this, and she goes, oh, shit. And then my daughter's toes were just over like that.

And so we did, that's, you know, I made a joke and said I'm getting a paternity test, that baby's not mine, and she said oh yeah, and then just pulled out her feet. And we have identical feet and it's, see these kind of feet for a guy are fun, for a girl it's bad, I worry about my daughters. Yeah, well you know, that's called not getting nicked,

that's called getting clipped. When you get full blown,own, you get clipped. Wait cuz, hold on, this fucking chair, I'm stuck. Okay, now are we good? Are we still good? You're good. So John D. Rockefeller, he would also, he had the largest collection, human at the time, of beetles. The kid loved collecting insects and beetles and he would never go anywhere without his collection of bugs Yeah, that's why you could tell he was just not a good hang you're at a bar with him He didn't drink it all yeah He ate simply but you can imagine you try to have a conversation with this kid and he's just like you want to you

Want to see my beetle collection? Yeah, you're like get out of here. You fucking nerd You don't yeah, let's make no mistake and that's my first similarity to John D Rockefeller. We're both bug chasers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because you got the feet of a 115-year-old Chinese woman. I mean, look at that woman.

And they absolutely webbed that woman's feet in like Chinese foot traps. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. So it's what it is. We're all a little different. Yeah. Everyone's got a little different. Everyone's got pros and saying. Yeah, so it's what it is. We're all a little different. Yeah, everyone's got a little different

Everyone's got pros and cons. It's balance. Yeah black and white cookies the letter eight everything is balanced nature always seeks balance So if you take in too much, then you got to give back you got to do some you do something for yourself You got to do something for somebody else That's how you find happiness and John Rockefeller had to learn that the hard way after he accumulated what's probably the equivalent of $30 billion. He said, maybe I should give a little bit back and stop being such a fucking asshole. It's what it is.

That's because he was a fucking asshole, cuz. He was a fucking dick. He was a real fucking dick, dude. He was a real piece of shit. He was the opposite of his pops. He'd be like, yo, shut up and fucking tell me where your pops lives. I wanna go meet his other family.

Yeah. It, what it is Yeah, he tried to try probably tried to influence the Sun say hey man fucking loosen up a little bit, dude You don't have to control everything you control freak like look. Yeah two families. I beg chicks in the road Yeah, I sell people fucking oregano pills. I'm having a blast. I'm Lucy goosey. I'm Lucy's a goose and I'm having a good time Yeah, you got stomach fucking problems. you're trying to control the world. Is it worth it? It's not worth it, that's why my philosophy is go at every day gently.

Just go at everything gently, whatever career you're in. Have a gentle day. That's my advice for you today, folks. Have a gentle day, be gentle with yourself, and just be gentle with your job, be gentle with your children. Just go at things gently, and that's the key to life right be gentle with your children, just go with things gently and that's the key to life right there.

Things are fine, okay? Things are fine and I just think you proceed with caution. Remember, remember, hold on, I'm gonna read you a quote right now. I'm gonna read you a quote, here we go. You ready for this? And while you say that, yeah, while you pull it up, I'll just say this.

You know how crazy the placebo effect is? I've been thinking about this. It's like people in the placebo group, always like a large portion of them always get better. So I was thinking like, if you don't believe in God, just believe in God for the placebo effect. Just do it. Yeah, just go, hey, things are going to be okay. And then you're going to feel better. Baby, it's a no-lose situation.

Lieutenant Lollipop. Yeah, let me tell you something. Talk to me, Sergeant Snuggles. Sergeant Snuggles and Lieutenant Lollipop. We're here right now. We're here for it. We're at war Yeah, lieutenant lollipop and sergeant snuggles have showed up Remember this one thing and when we show up it becomes a self-help podcast. Because perception is reality

Yeah, okay Perception is reality and reality is a suggestion and reality is a suggestion So you know why if you're somebody who judges yourself all day every day You know why you're probably doing that? Because you're judging others. So stop judging others and then therefore you will stop judging yourself. And remember this one little quote from Anthony Hopkins, today is the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday. So just stay friendly when you're present and be gentle. You're so right though. Whatever you're doing hard to others is just a projection of how you feel on the inside.

100%! Because we're all just trying to figure out we're all human and none of us are Jesus Christ. None of us are Jesus Christ at all. Even culture it's like we're all have a little bit of culture. Look at look at us right now. Yeah. Look at us. We got our socks and shoes off. We got our socks and shoes off. Okay. We have we're motivated like Germans were cut through Okay, that probably got a good page yeah, give that three ways young That one's gonna get edited out and put on the patreon cuz that one we can't say and Christian if you're watching don't make that a clip yeah Yeah, but I think that what you can weigh junk. She just wait. I'm just fucking around

Yeah, your kid who works in a firehouse. You don't know what's going on. Let me back. Yeah, I'm just fucking around. Yeah. Yeah, your kid who works in a firehouse. You don't know what's going on I let me back. Yeah, I'm just educated in John D Rockefeller system All you fucking knows that is show up for work. It's all for work. I let's bow and let me fine Let me balance it out and you know where we're stupid kids like Yeah Got a lot of fucking problems to it. I'm just kidding around where we're asked Yeah, that's it. I mean, you know, that's it. I got a GED and I became a fireman and that's all I know yeah like I said there's America and other and that's all I know. That's what it is.

Yeah that's all I know. So you know monopolies the gay monopoly was created after John D Rockefeller monopolies are a big problem with mostly Americans American society is the one who we create the most monopolies people say amazon right now but is a monopoly people's by the way speaking of amazon john d rockefeller at his height was worth four hundred and sixty billion dollars if you adjust that for inflation it's about four trillion dollars the richest man on the planet is jeff bezos he's worth i think about what is it like a hundred billion i think it's musk is the richest. Musk is the richest but what's...

250. But whatever Musk is I saw this whatever Musk's net worth is if you just for inflation John D. Rackle was three times as wealthy as him. Yeah. So the money was stupid. Yeah it was stupid money. The kid had what they call a ARAB money. Yes he had a ARAB money. Yes, he had ARAB money. And I'm gonna tell you something, just give you a little tidbit right now. A lot of his money was kind of, he created his wealth off perception, and he created a nasty little lie

that the oil is gonna run out, when in fact the oil's not gonna run out. Survey says, that's a lie. It's not gonna run out, and I'm gonna prove it, and I got stories to prove it at the Patreon. Yeah, I don't know if that's a fact. I don't know if we'll get community noted for that, but it depends on what you read. Some people say we'll run out in like 50 years. Oh yeah, because we're trying to not get

demonetized. Yeah. So what should I say? How do I make that cleaner for YouTube? I think I just cleaned it up. Okay, you cleaned it up. Yeah, I think that's an opinion that you could find on Charlie Kirk's show. Yeah, it's what it is cuz and make no mistake, it's cost Elon Musk $334.3 billion to move his hair line up two inches. He really has. It's what it is guys. As Dan Soto would say, the kids got nice hair tits. When he was younger, and he fucking his head like a public toilet seat. Yeah, it's what it is. And now he really fixed it

up. You can do that now. And I would recommend that too. Everyone needs to do what they gotta do for confidence. If you gotta get your feet fixed, get your feet fixed. Now do you think if it was available to- If I gotta get my eyes pulled apart, I will do it. Do you think if it was available to John D. Rockefeller's children at the time,

they would have also, because they've been so stressed out by their dad, would have also started going trans one by one? I think so. You think they would have? Yeah, because what happens is out by their dad would have also started going trans one by one I think so you think they would have yeah because what happens is there's one kid who just kind of rejects there's always a black sheep yeah I think he was one of his grandkids right wasn't the grandkids and here's the just the way the cookie gets smashed on the floor sometimes mm-hmm the kid the family's got all the money in the world

they've given everything away but one of his grandkids just got eaten by cannibals. And that's just how the cookie crumbles. Well, I did not know that. Is that a conspiracy? That's a fact. That's a fact. So that's a truth Bader Ginsburg. That's a truth Bader Ginsburg. Whoa.

One of the Rockefellers was just eaten by tribal cannibals. Pull that up. Yeah, it's just how it goes sometimes. I did not know that. Well, I did not know that. If you're so concerned and you think you not know that. So if you're so concerned and you think you're in charge and you think you're more in charge of the universe and you think you're more in charge of God and all you're concerned

about is your legacy and family money, at some point the universe is gonna go. We need a little balance and one of your kids is gonna be eaten by other human beings. It's what it is. We have from the book Savage Harvest by Carl Hoffman. Rockefeller's grandson, Michael Rockefeller was 23 years old and he went missing while filming a documentary in New Guinea and his catamaran overturned in heavy tides and he was never seen again. So he could have been swallowed up by the ocean or by tribesmen. He was, they're trying to say, they try to make it look nice, but the kid was eaten by headhunting native tribes.

Yeah, see that's right there. See, that's the thing with, with Rubo circulated that he was killed cause he was. Right. Yeah. Cause they don't want it out there going, a Rockefeller was killed by, fuck, it was eaten. Yeah. But the kid got eaten up.

Yeah, he got eaten up. And when you have that much money like Rockefeller, you can make the media and the press say whatever you want. So they created this catamaran story when in fact the kid got eaten big. Yeah, so here it is. Hoffman traveled to New Guinea to investigate the disappearance.

He recorded witness accounts and found documentation that believes was covered up. He concluded that Rockefeller was killed and eaten by the Azmat, because those kids saw him and they said, wow. Wow. Wow, we're having a fancy dinner tonight. It's what it is.

Guys were eating meat. Eating meat cause it's got a lot of protein in you and me. And you know his was Kobe beef cause he was a rich kid, so it was fucking Kobe beef. It was Kobe beef. Yeah, they ate that kid. And it was, and it was, and that, I mean, yeah man, I mean you don't want to get eaten by cannibals.

Ooh, look at him, he kind of does look yumsicals though. Yeah, he does look yumsicals, and look at the guys he's hanging out with. Those guys, those guys, yeah those guys, those guys got different opinions. Wait a second that guy that's a real person in the background. That's a real person. Make that picture bigger. Yeah that's wild that that guy's in the background of that picture. Oh my god put that picture up. Could you imagine seeing that guy, I mean, yeah, that guy wants to eat people. Yeah, I mean, it's just, you're hanging out with a tribe

that has different opinions on what cuisine is. I mean, look at him, you can see the way they're looking at and they're going, yeah, yeah, yeah, take pictures of us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fine. They're pouring salt on him. Yeah, yeah, they're pouring salt on his head. They were getting ready. I mean, the way this guy is smiling is like,

that's kind of the way I look at Fettuccine Alfredo. Look at the guy behind him he's pouring salt on it. He's getting ready. He doesn't even know. He's putting salt on his head. Wow. So it's just how it goes sometimes. Yeah. You just can't control everything. You can't control anything and they're gonna act like how they're gonna act man and they go and do you think that there was Something inside this kid Michael Rockefeller and said they're gonna love me I'm a Rockefeller and then he forgets that they don't even know what that is though They don't know they know what rocks are but not fellas. Yeah, no, they just don't know what's going on It's like going through the hood and asking them what they thought about swimming in the Olympics. They just didn't watch it

They didn't know they don't know. Yeah, do you think that they... It's like going to the hood and saying, what are your favorite Bruce Springsteen hits? They just don't listen to it. My question is, do you think the Azmats in the middle of the Amazon tribe that did in fact eat John D. Rockefeller's son or grandson, Michael Rockefeller, do you think that they have anxiety and depression

and need to practice radical acceptance? No, I don't think so. They don't. I don't think they do. They don't have a lot of free time in between trying to find white guys to eat Yeah. and berries to forage. Yeah.

and women to discipline. That's the thing, because if they're going to be cutting their pee-pees off, it's not to go transits to eat them. It's to eat them. That's what they call an appetizer. That's an appetizer. Yeah. These kids are totally in the moment when they're trying to catch a fish

with a wooden spear. Now, do you think right now, as we're speaking right now, that Asmat or other undiscovered tribes or discovered tribes, will they eat each other when they die? You think that cannibalism is a part of their life or they just wait for a good... I know. Do they... Because they only eat every... Yeah, I think...

Right? I think... No, I don't know. I think no, they do eat. I think they do eat those people. Yeah, I think... They'll eat each other. I think some of them will. Okay. I think it's been documented that some of them will, not all of them, but I think no they do eat. I think they do eat those people. Yeah, they'll eat each other I think they I think some of them will I think it's been documented that some of them will not all of them, but I think It's like sushi night, it's just yeah, it's just like when you get General Tso's chicken and you ask

It's just better. Yes. It's less gritty. It's just the Showed up. Yeah fucking they put him in a walk and they did what they had to do. It's one great night Yeah, they had a great night. They ate well and they loved it and they just fuck in. They put them in a walk and they did what they had to do and they had a great night. Yeah, they had a great night, they ate well, and they loved it. And they loved it. Yeah, and that kid just disappeared and that's just how it goes. That's just how it goes.

As you would say, that's the cookie and it's crumbled. And that's the way the cookie has crumbled, folks. Listen, I don't make the rules, but I do play by them. And playing by the rules tells me you can't go take pictures of cannibals. That's not a good... You can't do it. Yeah, it's just not a thing you want to put on your bucket list.

No. No, you want to do things like, hey, I want to see Shanghai. Yeah. That's a good thing to have on the bucket list. It's what it is. Yeah, hey, I'd love to come and see the hyenas live. That's a good thing on the bucket list. Yes, we go and hang out with the Azmat and try to connect with those people and say,

hey, have you guys heard of trigonometry? It's what it is. It's probably not a great idea. No they don't care at all. They don't care at all. They don't care that he looks like a guy that was campaigning for Kamala. Yeah I mean look how wild those guys are. That's what it is.

They have no idea what buildings are. Yeah cause what did I used to say about you that you look like you're campaigning for Democrat. Yeah I used to say I look like a hot shot campaign, hot shot Democrat campaigner that knocks door to door. Knocks door to door, that's what he looks like. Knocks door to door, make no mistake, cause one of these days you're gonna knock

on the wrong fucking cannibal's door. This is what happens, cause he looks like one of these kids, right, I was in Portland, Maine this weekend, and one of the jokes I said was like, where is it, first of all I said, am I in rainbow Ukraine? Cause wherever you, for the, first of all I said, am I in Rainbow, Ukraine? Because wherever you go, you're like, and you're in like a real liberal area,

you're just like, there's flags of other countries there. You go to a Republican area, it's America, and then the other ones, it's just all Rainbow, Ukraine. So, I had a bit like that too. I said, everywhere you go, it's, everywhere I go, I see rainbow flags and Ukrainian flags. I said, am I in downtown Gay Kiev? Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what it feels like. That's what it feels like where you are in New York City or any of these democratic places. It's just rainbow flags and Ukrainian flags. And here's the ironic thing is like, it's the least, one of the least diverse places I've been. It's so fucking white up there. Of course.

I was like, did migrants even like, the migrants all came to New York. I'm going, we got plenty of Venezuelans here. Yeah. Like keep going to Portland, Maine. They will welcome you, we got plenty of Venezuelans here. Yeah. Like keep going to Portland, Maine. They will welcome you, dude. Will welcome you, dude. And you guys are talking about diversity.

Why don't you practice a little bit? Practice what you preach. Did you get a lobster? I didn't get a lobster. In Maine? Because it was rainy and cold. Yeah, but you could still go out in the rain and the cold and get a lobster.

Nah, I would have only done it if you were there because I know that would have been a mission for you. Like let's get some lobster. But you know, when I'm around, I'm just like, you know what I'm going to do? I'm just going to sit in this hotel room and be a lazy Greek piece of shit. It's what it is cuz yeah you're yeah you were yeah you if I was there we would be on Viator the tour site that I love to go and we go on Viator and we would be on walking tours and we'd be finding cute history in and around Portland, Maine.

Yeah. So you didn't go out at all? I love fucking hunting for cute shit like that. Yeah I'm a cute hunter but you so you stayed in your hotel room most of the time? I walked around, I saw the city, everyone there, it's like a L.L. Bean catalog come to life. Everyone either looks like they're gonna throw a rock through a fucking Starbucks window or they're an extra in Yellowstone and there's really nothing in between.

Yeah. Are you watching Yellowstone? I love Yellowstone. Did you watch last night's episode? I like what you told me about John Donovan. if you did you know that the kid definitely voted Republican Oh a hundred percent and I actually I actually think that Kevin Costner himself came right out and what said he voted Republican I mean, he's got a ranch in Montana. Yeah, those kids just they don't yeah, they just want a wall Yeah, yeah, they just want they want a lot of things

They want a lot of things that that Kamala Harris does not want and that's just How it goes yeah, it's make no mistake some of these kids who have these big ranches in Montana if They saw Kamala walking on the property. They would be looking at her like an as Matt's looking at Michael Rockefeller Yeah, it's what it is because what it's out so foods here. Yeah It's here yeah John D Rockefeller if you went up John D. Rockefeller and asked him what we should do with all these disenfranchised people, he'd look at you like you was speaking Chinese. Like sometimes when my daughter talks to me and I go,

listen, I don't speak Chinese. It's what it is. She's like, speaks me in English. He would not even understand. He would know what to do. He would go, he would do it, because he's a Catholic kid, so he would have an impure thought, he'd go like this,

and then he'd go throw them in the oil. Yeah, he would just go put them in the oil. Put them in the oil. Make them into oil. Make them, make their bones can be fossil fuels. By the way, oil is not dinosaur juice. That's another myth. That's, yeah, that's, that's a myth that it is not dinosaur juice and that's a myth from the dinosaur juice. That's from the dinosaur juice created that. Yeah. Dinosaur is like algae and like plant. That's why most of it's

from the sea. There is a little organic matter on the land, but most of it's from the sea, it's all algae. The deepest we've ever found a fossil is 16,000 feet below sea level. That's the deepest anyone, humans have ever found a fossil. Where we drill for oil is 30,000 feet below the surface. So that right there, this idea that it's coming from the fossils doesn't make sense when the fuel and the oil is 16,000 feet deeper

than the deepest place you ever found a fossil. So that's what it is that the fossil fuels, they're not from fossils and that's not what the oil is, but I'm gonna explain that where we can on Patreon because on YouTube, that's just, we're gonna get flanked for misinformation. So Yannis, can you save the YouTube and just say that what I'm saying is a lie?

Yeah, what he's saying is an absolute lie, and on Patreon, we will read it because we'll be able to pull it up and read it right off the screen. Yeah, we'll be able to read it right off of the screen. We'll also be able to play word for word the audio of an actual state senator just proving what I said was right.

But for YouTube on here, we're gonna say it's misinformation. Ukraine! Now, I do think the movie There Will Be Blood could have partially or in total been about John D Rockefeller. I think that probably was. I drink your milkshake. That could have been how the kid was. I drink it up. Yeah yeah yeah John D. Rockefeller. Here's the thing though I mean these guys John D. Rockefeller you know, again, extremely wealthy man. There's no way to, two things are true, okay?

Money absolutely does buy you happiness, okay? To a point, okay? The fact to say like, money, to a point, it can definitely help you out. You wanna make a little bit of money. It takes one thing off the unhappiness plate. Yeah, money doesn't solve all problems, but it solves a lot of them. Like a bad heart. Yes, but money also does corrupt in a way that, I mean, it's the most corrupt thing and there's no way you

can, when you see someone, when you see philanthropy in the wealthy, that's a good thing, but make no mistake, it was instigated within them by a very bad thing that they did. Nobody is sitting there doing the right thing every single day and then all of a sudden decided to turn around and give everyone a billion dollars. That's because they did really, really bad shit and they're trying to get penance from whatever the extraterrestrials are

that really created this planet. Absolutely, and make zero mistake about it, America was a country that was founded on looting. Everyone came here to loot. The first colonies, it's all about looting. Conquering and colonization is all about looting. And then all the immigrants that came afterwards were just here to loot resources.

That's why we have like a loosey goosey culture that's based on hot dogs and football, because everyone's here to make money. And John D. Rockefeller took that seriously. He came here, they were German kids. They were German. And he just said oil is gonna be the future of everything. He was a visionary, so you gotta give him that.

And he got into it and he founded Standard Oil in 1870. Standard Oil, which is still around today. Everywhere you look, there's Standard Oil. Well, there's Standard Oil, but it got broken up eventually, I think in 1911 or 1915. By the anti-trust committee. The anti-trust committee was like, this is getting a little ridiculous. You own fucking everything, kids, slow down. Standard oil, but it got broken up eventually, I think in 1911 or 1915. By the antitrust committee. The antitrust committee was like,

this is getting a little ridiculous, you own fucking everything, kids, slow down. Yeah, because you have some people who do speak out and still to this day say, do not ever work with the Rockefellers or descendants of the Rockefellers because they are very, very, very bad people. Yeah, because he was controlling the oil market.

Yeah, what he would do is he would, the way he got rid of all his competitors was he was a nasty bad boy. He was a naughty boy. He was a naughty boy. He would do evil business practices that were manipulative and he would go to places that were controlled by other oil companies and he would just lower the price

and he'd lose money because he owned other things until he put them out of business and then he jacked the price right back up. That was one of the things he did. So he was like, no, I'm a good guy. I'm going to lower the price. Come on, buy the money for me. And then once he got what he wanted, he said, actually, now it's twice as much. He said, but what the mafia says, fuck you, pay me. And you know what? That's a bit that's like still an American thing. Right.

So like, that's what Walmart does. They go in, you got all these mom and pop stores. They just go in there. They use the Chinese labor. They offer it for a much lower price that entices all the customers, they lose money on it until they put everybody out of business and they pull it back up. You pull it back up. That's what you do. And listen, here's the truth, man.

Look, here's the truth baiter Ginsburg. I used to actually get mad at those types of people and whatever and kind of think, oh, I guess I'm great because I don't think like that. I don't anymore. What I think about is this, as human beings, think of us as one big pie, okay? Different slices of the pie have different mindsets and do different things, okay?

Some people do what these guys do, some people do what we do, some people do what you at home do. The truth is this, we're all bees in the hive. We're all bees in the hive and we all have different jobs and different things to do, some people do what you at home do. The truth is this, we're all bees in the hive. We're all bees in the hive and we all have different jobs and different things to do, and we're all making honey in different ways. Okay? But the next time you go to judge someone, just say, that's a bee in the hive, it's a numbers game, it's a percentage game. There's a percentage of the population that's going to act like assholes at different points of their

life for different times, for different reasons. So when you say, see someone acting stupid, you just say, don't get mad at them, say friendly with the president, be gentle with them, be kind with them, say that's just a percentage. They're also, they're a percentage of the population that does that. They're a be in the hive like me, we're all making honey. We're all making honey, we all got different jobs. That sounds a lot like Plato's Republic, where he thought everyone was just preordained to either be like a philosopher king, a soldier, or a slave. Or a slave.

And you just are who you are. You just are who you are. And are you are, and if you believe in the Hindus, and I do believe in some of them, I think that you get reincarnated and you come back as, you keep getting different tries here. Because the truth is there's a theory going around and I am starting to believe that we were in fact created by a prison planet, and this is a prison planet, by a master race that's an alien race, an ancient alien race, that has kind of put us here as an experiment,

and they feed off our negative emotions. And I think that these extraterrestrials feed off our negative emotions, and we are stuck in this loop. And that's why I think monks and people who can get high vibration therapy and can just be so positive all the time, I think that's the only way to break out of this loop. Because I do think there's a good chance

that this might be our 25,000th life that we because we're just we're they're feeding our negative emotions so I'm trying to be positive to break out of the prison planet that was created by an ancient alien race. I agree with you 100% L Ron Hubbard. It's what it is. We got to get these feet out of our brains. Yeah it's what it is. It's what we have to do. It's what it is. Yeah yeah it's that it's very possible. It's what it is. I mean because there's aliens they're saying there's aliens there's tic-tacs flying all over the place. Yeah that's what it is because the, yeah. It's very possible. It's what it is. I mean, because there's aliens, they're saying there's aliens,

there's tic-tacs flying all over the place. Yeah, that's what it is, because the real reason we have to stop this pod is because I went and became a Scientologist. I got kicked out recently for being gay. Yeah. Here's my theory. I think the aliens, because everyone goes like,

what are they doing? They come here, people see them and then they leave. I think, what if they're jerking off to us because you know you let you check it's like maybe they go to all the planets yeah and they go to the like it's like when you serve porn history yeah your porn sites you find one you like you jerk off and then you disappear because you're ashamed yeah so they close their laptop right after they busted nothing they're like I gotta get it they glue it up they do sign the cross they get a little glue on their

head and then they move on and And then they just move on. That could be what they're doing, is just spanking their monkey to us. They could be just fucking doing that. It's what it is. I mean, the wealthy, John D. Rockefeller was a part of these wealthy group of businessmen that would meet once a year that they say,

these guys are more important than the G7 summit. They were like, basically the world's billionaires would meet and discuss what's going on politically and kind of influence the presidents and kings and powers that be but they are the real one world order and the people who run the country and the world are these multi billionaires and they said that and for me it's like those people if aliens are real more than the president these guys are gonna know who the aliens are and they're gonna work with them and try to sell oil to them that's probably the truth baby seriously maybe they're coming to pick

up oil who knows what what's going on. Isn't it wild that we're living in a time now where 15 years ago, call it 20 years ago, I'll be more conservative, 20 years ago, if you said publicly, aliens are real, people would be like, you're an idiot. Now, if you say publicly, aliens aren't real, people say you're an idiot. Right. So you think that we're living in the time, but do you think that in this day and age, our lifespan or our children's lifespan, they will be able to, like, it will be confirmed that they're real?

Yeah, I think it will. I think it's been confirmed already, just like all the evidence, the eyewitness sightings, it's like, why would people make it up? You know, those people, nobody would come and say there's a few I think charlatans who make it up for attention or whatever or whatever they're doing or people who are a little I see you're Flexing your tits. Yeah, what it is guys. I just want to let everybody fucking know Yeah, and I just want you to think that I'm handsome. You're a handsome kid Thank you, and I Jesse's just looking at the bottom of my feet, but think about it

It's you don't want anyone to like go this guy's crazy So I think there's some people who are legitimately crazy who think they've seen aliens, they think there's some charlatans, but I think the majority are like, dude, what do you want me to do? I saw this thing. I mean now you got the US Navy pilots. I mean if you look, if you pull it up, I'm sure you saw this story, the Mexican government, the Mexican government, people could say whatever they want, oh Mexico make fun of them. Whatever Mexico's At least a second world country. I would say it's a first world country Mexico They I mean Mexico City is like going to New York City. Yeah, Mexico City's politicians like real people they had a

Actual like government hearing because they found an alien body and they were talking about it Like as if Kong our US Congress talking about you hear that. Yeah Well, even in yeah with a guy testified in front of Congress said we have biolic biologics, whatever it's called and they were talking about it like as if our US Congress was talking about it. Did you hear that? Did you see that? Yeah, well the guy testified in front of Congress said we have biologics, whatever it's called. He said, yeah, they've been recovered, you know, biological creatures that are not human.

So are they doing that thing that they say people do, that they say like, you know, Freemasons have to do and the One World Order has to do, that they release it in public and they release it in such a way that they are showing you that it's real, but we're not believing it. The media is not getting behind it, but they're releasing it and saying, you know, but their media is not making a big deal about it. Like it's CNN and Fox News went on and made breaking news.

Aliens are real. All of a sudden now my mother and all these people like it's real, but if they just drop it online or drop it in the New York Post, it's just there, but no one's putting effort behind it. So we told you it was real. Yeah, which makes you wonder, yeah, it makes you wonder, like, is there an agenda behind every big media push? Because yeah, because the media creates, like right now, Israel, Palestine, it's all about fucking Russia So you're like is that conflict over because all we know is what we hear we don't know

Oh, and when you find out that he had this influence over the public education system You're going like is Everybody just trying to make a buck behind the scenes manipulating us at all times remember when they were telling us that weed was fucking Bad for you, and now they love that smoking weed now? I'm not smoking weed. But you're doing edibles. I'm not doing edibles. Okay. But like alcohol is really bad for you. Alcohol is way worse.

It kills way more people than weed. Yeah. And that's another episode we could do. I think it's William Hurst. I think Hurst is the one who was behind alcohol and all that and wasn't making enough money off weed so created all these negative campaigns about weed. Yeah.

I think William Hurst is very close to John D. Rockefeller and we could do an epi-wepi about him. We're just stupid kids that maybe were made stupid by John D. Rockefeller and we're very susceptible to marketing and advertising at the behest of rich people's interests. It's just what America is. It's just we're the United States of America, the USA, the United States of advertising. United States of advertising cuz and make no mistake, I mean sugar should be illegal. It's so bad for you. We should not give our children sugar, and instead, not only do we give our children sugar, we reward them with

sugar and tell them that if they do well in school, we can take them out for ice cream, which is like just giving them heroin. And I'm addicted, I mean, I come in here and have black and whites all the time, I'm addicted to sugar, and even through me knowing and saying out loud that sugar is an addictive thing and should be banned, I give it to my kids all the time. Yes. So maybe oregano pills really do cure everything and even if it's the placebo effect, it works. Yeah, cuz. It works cuz. I mean cuz, you've said the word placebo and loosey goosey seven times in an hour. Yeah, because I've been so, I've been so obsessed with the placebo effect recently because I've been reading about it, and it's mind blowing.

It shows you how powerful the mind is. It's crazy, these people get cured by believing they're getting the right trial of the drug, and then they get cured, even though they were getting a sugar pill, which is what we were just talking about. I forgot my blood pressure medicine in Madison, Wisconsin this weekend, and I called our team, our history,

Iain's resident physician, Lukas, and he told me it's okay. It's only, he said, dude, it's two days. Literal two days, you're gonna be home on Sunday, it will not, I'm not gonna send you one pill to a random pharmacy in Madison, you're okay. Like seriously, but in my brain, I started to believe I wasn't okay,

and I Googled the symptoms of what happens if you miss your blood pressure medicine, and I felt like I was, my blood pressure was getting lower, and I felt like I was gonna pass out on stage, and all that was in my mind, and then as soon as I got home, the very first thing I did, I pushed my kids out of the way, and I ran to the cabinet, and I took my blood pressure pill,

and within 30 seconds, 45 seconds the most, all my symptoms that I was experiencing for two days went away like that. So that wasn't the pill, that was my mind deciding to turn it off. That just shows you how powerful the mind is. You can use it for positive and negative. It just blows my mind that if you get control of your mind,

who knows what you could do? You could probably take over the whole world's oil supply. Seriously, like John D. Rockefeller. Like John D. Rockefeller did, because he did. So here's the thing that a lot of people don't know. When he started with oil. What I don't know, yeah, is that he started with oil, it wasn't for cars. It wasn't for cars?

It was for lights. There was lights and oil, oil and lights? Yeah, so that was originally why he, he didn't know that cars were coming. He's like, this is gonna, yeah, this is gonna power the lights. So it was the kerosene. Kerosene became a popular and affordable alternative

to whale oil for fueling lamps. So oil was for lamps. Because whale oil was what? Because, Jesse, what'd you say about whale oil? That's what they used to light lamps in the house. But you're saying that that was bullshit? Or it wasn't? No.

What was the conspiracy with whale oils and kerosene? Wasn't there something you said you read in the book? Yeah, there was rumors that he spread lies about whale oil being dangerous and it could burn down people's houses as a way to get people to switch over to kerosene. But that was a lie. It was probably something he might have done,

but in actuality, it was just cheaper and more affordable and more efficient to use crude oil. Understood. So he maybe did that as a little bit of a marketing campaign, but again, to get the stupid people on board, to understand. United States of advertising. But the prices don't lie and it was just it was just cheaper and then the oil boom then the then the oil boom in America was 1859 it

started in Titusville Pennsylvania in 1859 by Edwin Drake when he sparked the first he discovered oil and that sparked the American oil bloom providing a large supply of crude oil that could be refined into kerosene. So he did that first and then so John D Rockefeller saw that and he said this is going to be the future. He was just a visionary and he just got into that business. It's just yeah. Yeah. He just like Schultz saw pods and he was like I'm getting in. So he didn't. Yeah. He's a visionary. Yeah. It's so so he so in other words because I think he founded Standard Oil

11 years after oil was discovered in America. Right, because he wasn't even going after oil and cars. He had other businesses before, right? He had other businesses. Yeah, it's interesting. But he was smart. I mean, he was always smart, ruthless kind of guy. And I don't know.

I mean, I think that John D. Rockefeller, I still say people are debating about him. I still say he was an American hero. I think he pushed our country into what it is today, but some people just really think he was a big dick. Yeah, I think he was a little bit of both. I think he was a three-dimensional guy, and I think he was extreme both ways, if you think about it.

But can you be great without being a dick, like Michael Jordan, Elon Musk? I don't think you can make omelets. I'm sure Stephen Hawking was even a dick if he could talk. Yeah I mean do you think Elon Musk knows all his kids names? No. I don't know he's got a lot of them. I mean yeah I mean when you look at Steve Jobs I mean you know there's one thing about we know for sure about his daughter. What? She did not have an iPhone. Yeah. That chick she went and she got a Samsung immediately. Can you imagine being treated like that by your dad and then looking at an iPhone and having just a trauma response every time? You check your email wait Steve Jobs. You just shit jobs was a dick to his daughter. I don't know

I don't know where what is she where is she now? It's like the most known thing I she's probably working for Samsung. Yeah, yeah, he would just call her father. What would he do? He just fucking disowned her He just wouldn't pay attention to her, he wouldn't give her any money. Why? Because he was a fucking dick. That's what it is. The thing about Steve Jobs that everyone says now is like, the truth is, the guy was a fucking

dick. He probably was on the spectrum too, right? He was an adopted kid. Once you get rejected by your mother, no matter how good of an adoptive mother you have, you are angry. Yes. You are angry. That's why adopted people have a higher rate of criminality. It's just what it is.

It's what it is. They just do, it's just something. Yeah, the mother rejection is just a tough one to get over. And unfortunately, Steve Jobs' nickname, if he was on this podcast, would have been Stevie Left in a Basket. Yeah, it's what it is. Because a kid was left in a basket at a doorstep.

Yeah, we would just call him Stevie Moses. Just Stevie Moses. Because Moses was just left in a basket. He was left in a basket at a doorstep. Yeah, we would just call him Stevie Moses. Yeah, Stevie Moses. Because Moses was just left in a basket. He was left in a basket. Found by the Egyptians. But this is some of the stuff that Rockefeller. Thank God he was found by the Egyptians, because make no mistake,

if Moses was found by the Azimuths, the kid would have got eaten. He would have got eaten. He would have got eaten. They would have called that kid a garlic knot. And they would have just eaten Moses and we would not have the Ten Commandments. He would have been a garlic knot.

The Azimuths just would have taken it and popped one back. Yeah. That's what it is. So this is the type of shit that Rockefeller would do. He would negotiate secret deals with railroads to receive discounts on shipping his oil. He even secured drawbacks where railroads would charge his competitors the full price but give a portion of that money to standard oil. Yeah. So it's wild. He like became a partner with the railroad and was taking money Unbeknownst to his competitors for the railroad shipping their oil so the kid was making money everywhere everywhere You could go and these arrangements like gave him just such a fucking a financial advantage

Another thing he would do is he would systematically buy out competitors or force them to sell through aggressive tactics by acquiring Smaller companies he consolidated the oil refining industry under his control and at that point he controlled 90% of the US oil refining markets. He also set up like trusts and shit like that and had companies owned companies that owned companies like own companies, like the little Russian dolls going into each other. So he just avoided taxes and here's another thing, was he a good kid or was he a good kid? Or was he like, you know what my fucking tax bill is going to be with all this philanthropy?

Because I'm going to break even Steven. Because when you do good things, you sign a Salvation Army ticket and you say, I just fucking gave a bunch of poor people computers. And they say, you don't know anything in taxes. Yeah, it's smart. Even Steven. The thing is, is like, yeah, so he was, you know, he He was late he played by the rules of the US government again He's saying I didn't I didn't make the rules, but I'm playing by well Here's the deal in a lot of ways he did make the rules because he was such a rich guy He would meet with the politicians and say hey Do you guys like steak or do you like whale or human yeah, do you like boy got it?

I got it for you. Yeah, you like a dream of chrome bloody marys What do you want? What do you want? I'll give it to you. I just need you to sign these bills that say we're not gonna fucking Regulate or break up my monopolies and just look the other way and let me just run the world Yeah, just let me do it Let me run the world and we'll see what happens because yeah them these you know I think that he was just a kid that um, you know these monopolies I mean they they tried to get him many, many times, but the kids could just not, nobody could, you know, pin him, you know, arrest him or put him in jail or anything.

The government tried, different people in the government tried to get Johnny D, but they couldn't because like Yana said, he probably made the rules. He had every politician in his pocket. And my thing is like, look, you could be mad at the kid, I get it, but I don't know. He started out with nothing, his father was a criminal, and he made himself this way. It's not like he was born into this shit.

I get mad at the people who were born into the money. That's annoying to me, and then they act like dicks. But if you made it on your own, you could be a scumbag to me. I don't know, you're better than me. You gotta, you know, you can't, you're not starting at the starting line. You're starting behind the starting line.

Yeah, so it's fine. So it's okay. What he would also do is, this is wild, he would gather intelligence on competitors. So he would hire spies in the other companies. He would pay them. And so they would work for the other companies, but he would pay them more.

So he would just find out the way they were moving. And so he was able to undercut suppliers, pressure banks, deny loans to competitors. I mean, he had spies in everywhere. So basically he was like, he had his own Gestapo. So he had people working for him who worked at the bank. And so when the other competitors came in for loans, he would just go, deny that loan.

So he had his tentacles and everything. The kid was fucking God. It was God and evil God. And the kid, what he would do is to hide his money, which is what a lot of wealthy people do, is he would buy paintings. So he would buy a lot of paintings. The kid, so they think right now,

because somebody said, right now the Rockefellers on paper don't have enough money to be part of the one world order and to be ruling the world. They're worth about 11 billion, which is a lot of money, but there's people that's not real money these days, but they say, however, they still might be influencing the real world because nobody knows how much money they actually have because over the last hundred years, they've bought assets like paintings and other things that can't really be traced. So they may have more money than you could even imagine,

but it's just not on paper. It's in Switzerland, it's in the Cayman Islands, it's in different places where it's just outside of the jurisdiction. Some of it's in the stomach of the Azmaps. Some of it's in the stomach of the Azmaps for sure. And he's kind of like, the way I look at him, he's kind of like the McMahon,

the way McMahon was for wrestling, because that's what McMahon would do. Vince McMahon would go to these places that had other wrestling organizations and put on big shows and just sell cheaper tickets. And he just ruled it like a dictator, the WWF and then the WWE, the same way Dana White is ruling the UFC. And it puts out a good product. I mean, the kid put out a good product, even though he was doing all these manipulative

practices. And the way he justified it when he came under scrutiny was he said, listen, these practices are necessary to create efficiency and stability in the chaotic market. So said like a true German. That's what it is. Yeah. I don't really believe in democracy. Fucking I am your fuel. Yeah. And that's just what it is. And follow me and get in line and be a good worker. And that's what life's about is getting the job fucking done. Get it done. And that's just what it is and follow me and get in line and be a good worker And that's what life's about is getting the job fucking done Don't get it done And that's why he got it done and he got it done in very very crazy

Wild ways where a lot of people died and we're gonna talk about that at patreon.com says history I in is in a moment But first we're gonna read the members of the newest members of the matriarchy who have made fun who have made whatever name they wanted But the funnier they are the higher the chance they get to be added to the list and become our PPW Pseudopenis of the week, because hyenas have pseudopenises and that's what they give birth out of. And then we have that lucky winner who goes on historyhyenasisback.com, our website that has all the information about us up there, the lingo. If you're confused about some of the words we're saying, go to historyhyenasisback.com.

We got all our lingo up there. We have our merch up there, which we'll be adding new merch soon. We should put our tour dates up there too. Yeah, we should. We should put our tour dates up there. I'll be in Phoenix, by the way, in December. And then I got Miami at the end of December and Cobbs in February in San Francisco. And go to chrisdcomedy.com right now for tickets.

But we will put the dates up on historyhienasisback.com as well. Yeah, we really should. Yeah, tell them what you're going to be. Yeah, I'm going to be in Milwaukee, guys. I'm going to be in Milwaukee. Oh, speaking of getting eaten. Yeah, speaking of getting eaten. Speaking about getting eaten, I will be in Milwaukee,

which is going to be good, and that is December 6th and 7th. And then I'm going to be in Bridgeport, Connecticut, December 13th and 14th. With then I'm going to be in Bridgeport, Connecticut December 13th and 14th. With that criminal Vinnie Brandt. Yes! Yes! And then you could see me at the Comedy Mothership December 20th to the 22nd. And then a bunch of other dates in the New Year go to YanisPappasComedy.com.

Absolutely, and we will throw those dates on historyinusback.com but right now patreon.com slash historyinus here are the new members of the matriarchy. Alright let's start it up. The cute and the fumeless dares Bellagio. I like that guy. Not on the list but a good one. Good one to start. Pseudo Leroy two girls no cup RIPV free MM. RIPV, I like that part. I'm gonna give him a Drexler. Drexler. John Gorzak, then we got I'll Kiss the Tip if HH get back together.

Okay, that's a Drexler just because his dreams came true and now he's gotta touch the tip. Nicholas Elliott, Gadaams, then we got Tyler Birol, then we got Kweefer Sutherland. You know what to do. Yeah, that's on the list. That's a goodie. That's the kind of talent we want. That's the kind of things that we want. Kweefer Sutherland. You know what to do. That's the kind of talent we want.

That's the kind of things that we want. Queef for Sutherland is a 10. That's automatically a contender. And it's very unique. Yes, very unique. And that's automatically, Jesse loves, it's automatically a contender. See, then we got a name here that this kid's just going with his real name, and this makes me happy, but also nervous. We got Muhammad Ahmad. So that's good. I'm happy that everyone's coming, but also nervous that we got Muhammad Ahmad so that's good I'm happy that everyone's come but just know that we're joking around we love the prophet we love everything about being Muslim we love it yes we do Dan then we got I tan Shaham oh they're enemies yeah definitely yeah look at this then we got Ludwig Brandlund oh wow we got a journey kid

welcome from Munich then we got Jill Knickerbocker, Dennis. Then we got Punching Chrissy's uvula, gave my pseudo penis chlamydia. Okay, that's just more of a fact. Yep. Connor Cosentino, Jacob Robeshaw, John, Mike Vellucci. Then we got Monsignor William Christian, Long Hauler III. Okay. Okay.

Matt Swope. Then we got That's Not P, That's Squirt. Chicken finger. Chicken finger is a list. I mean, be happy. Yeah. We got an A-list celebrity, Sam Elliott. Oh, Sam Elliott. Welcome. Thank you, Sam. Then we got Don't Fire Until You See the Pinks of the Ugulus. Drexler. Drexler. That was close. It's a good one. Justin Wallace, Rob, Tom Moczachuk, Coon Jarop. then we got Lakeside Maple in my Faji, but not while my dad is alive.

Work those triceps character piece. He got a lot in there. It's a good one. That's a good one. And it's called Stuff Back. Shout out Lakeside Maple. Yeah, yeah. Give him a Drexler for that.

E-Village, D-Heller, then we got Trevor Pimentel, Inaya McClinton, Bill Simpson, Marcos Linares, then we got Books Jerry, Franco Busolini, Corey Sanchez, then we got full bean white flocking to a town near your character piece. Okay. Shelferton, oh wow, and then we have Donald J. Trump. Oh, there you go. Donald J. Trump.

He's on the, he's like, he could really be him. Yeah, welcome sir. Sir. Yeah, sir. President Donald J. Trump. Spencer Williams, then we got Jock Strat protecting the Fumijules between Chrissy D's hockey player hips. I mean, put him on the list. Okay, sir. President Donald J. Trump. Spencer Williams. Then we got Jock Strat protecting the Fumijules between Chrissy D's hockey player hips. I mean, put them on the list. OK, yeah.

Put them on the list. You made it. Put them on the list. Then we got Beans007. FFs are back for a long time. Yeah. Yeah, give them Drexler. June Ham.

Christopher. Then we got Sam, Ashley, Hernan Perez, Mitch. Then we got Ed. I beat off with my left. The chicken finger. Good. Then we got James from Long Island with respect. Okay, then we got James from Long Island with respect. Okay, okay, you can't do that back.

That's security, we're moving them back. Yeah, but okay, that wasn't too bad, but again, we can't even come close to the sparrows and the family, so you're okay, but you do have security, you've been ushered to the back. That was a twofer, you know what that was? Yeah. You walked into one, and then we had to call security.

That's what that's two things happened. Let me got Chrissy D eats intermints, but still has puffy nips. Yes. Again, just a fact. Yeah. Ohtaniel Castro. I'll mirror. Wait, wait.

Ohtaniel Castro. Oh, Ohtaniel Castro. I think his name is Ohtaniel. Yeah. I didn't put Ohtaniel. I thought he was going for Ohtaniel Castro. That wasn't fun. Mike J comedy dragon.

We didn't put Otani. I thought it was Otani. Mike J, Comedy Dragon. Then we got Chase Rempel, Ooduster, Joey. Then we got Anthony Rizzo's chin. First place for the Yankees. Ryan, Matt No, Joey Gonzalez. Then we got Vinny the Jew, Small Hog Life Fumes. OK, Drexler.

Steven Bartolone, Michael Klosky Brendan Parker Schwamm face Salsa 96 Austin Faircloth Manuel Francisco Nicholas diamond, then we got the first guy Chris will fuck after Tampa Tony dies Yeah, okay, well, it's creative it's creative yeah Ryan Troller Amandu Thompson having fun with my pseudo glue gun Then we got Hardy farty from GHB, baby Okay, here we go Hardy farty from GHB baby oil at Diddy's lemon party It's a good one good one bad read bad read but a good one. It's a strong Drexler

Jansen Cantrell, then we got Pete Butticheg as Hog Hunter. Drexler. Real good one though. Yeah, these are good. These are the list of the Drexlers, man. But that's good. But we got competition is what it means. It means it's very competitive, but Quifer Sutherland is gonna be hard to beat. Yeah, I'll tell you that. Matthew Klopf, Keith Carter, Anthony C, Kyle Brown. Then we got Paulie, Donnie in the high viz... hold on... Donnie in the high viz is my kind of biz fruit cups. Bad read, I'm sorry, I couldn't read it. It's okay, it's a tough one to read. Yeah, Spencer Coppock, Ronald Lynch, Alex Wentz, Paul, Trey Gerhardt, Antonio Alagna, Wilkis Taveras, JD Vance's couch,

chicken figure, the King Lad, Roman Munoz, Yousef Obed, wow, we got a lot of muzzies in here, welcome. Yeah, we bring everybody in. Praise God. Benjamin Boran, Yousef Obed, Roman Munoz, CJ Joyce, Riley DeLoreta, Adam Summers, Kyle Johnson, Yanni P went on JRE and didn't once mention Chrissy D. We gotta see those

text messages. It's what it is. Put it on the list. Put it on the list. List. Walked into one of the lists. Put it in what it is. What it's a list. It's funny. Yeah. Okay. Then we got Micropopopopinus Poppis. List. List. Wow.

List. List. Okay, you made it. Yeah, list. Brian, then we got your border is looser than your mother's box. list. Wow. List. Okay, you made it. Yeah, list. Brian, then we got your border is looser than your mother's box. Put them on the list. Wow.

Okay, so now we're cooking. Wow, this is fucking bang, bang, bang, bang. Okay, make no mistake, my piece isn't small, but make no mistake, it's not big either. It's what it is. It's what it is. Okay, that's a trickster. Yeah, it's a funny one though. Gary Grambler, then we got Paul Revere.

Paul Revere, I'll put it in your rear, but I'm no queer. Trump 2024. Put them on the list. Jesus Christ. We got a lot of goodies. Kids chow down at the founding fathers. Yeah. 365, Joshua Goothy, Jarvis, Anthony Konstakis, Nidala, Mike Cameron. Okay, walked into one. Walk into one, get the security. Okay, yep. That's what it is, guys. Yeah, it's a funny one. Yeah, it's a funny one, but I did walk into one. Yeah, yeah, security, yeah. Just a Okay, oh, just a screwed in Irish Jewish potato pancake monkey. And he didn't write the word screwed, he put an emoji of a

screw. Alright, we're're gonna give him a nice little Drexler for that spaz daddy slim James Nester Kyle st. Germain Doug Douglas brocker Timothy Birchfield Mahou mod wow neat Darius TT Jerry pseudo penis it's good one walked into one okay walked into one security but that was good yes no cuz he does have one Christian Sandoval Troy Holland Kevin do Han Yeah Yeah, then we got back like the Menendez brothers cuz trans people kind of like human I eat it say oh human I eat it. I mean we said you said they're the first original trans of the hyenas

Then we got Crawford Sloan Lauren B Kevin fart low then we got Low. Then we got Get That Glue Gun, Wei-Sheng Xia, and Mike Easter, you finook. OK. Blue Torch TV. Screwed in. Screwed in. You're starting on our website. Screwed in.

Justin Bruchy, Fernando Ferreira, Hector Carmano, Michael Dunn. Then we got Make No Mistake, Chrissy D. Watches, Ricky Lake. Chicken finger. Chicken finger. Definition of a chicken finger. Jam Central Station, Justin, then we got Stuart Cole, then we got

might as well start now Vans 2028. Drexler, Thora White Dude, Ryan, then we got Over the Walla Harris. Wow. Wow. That's like an M&M rhyme scheme. Over the Walla Harris instead of Kamala Harris. That's what you call a contender.

A contender, right there. We got our first contender to Queef for Southern. Yeah, wow, that is inventive. R.J. Snyers, Gurika, Trent Corville, Dimitrios, Tim Crosswaith, Joshua Thomas, thank God the boys are back. Air Jordan on the runways, Ben Hanna. Ben Hanna's funny funny like Benny Hanna. Yeah.

Then we got, went to the ballot box with two bananas in my ass to make America great again. You gotta throw him on the list for the funny factor. Okay. Yeah, for the funny factor. And he's another one that put an emoji of a banana. He didn't write the word banana. The funny factor just slings him on there. there after these pages are we all caught up? This is just to the election. Holy shit. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Listen, we appreciate we appreciate but you guys are just gonna have you know

We'll get to you, you know what we might do too Why don't we do an episode in here where the entire episode is the patreon hips? We could do an additional like like like, you know what I mean like just an additional bonus content like just to catch Raymond Armin Carrot HM Rothschild Medici Javier Sanchez hobo donkey Maggie gross donkey's a chicken finger Okay, Sean. I like that one. I like a hobo donkey hobo donkey Sean Davis Baldy Zack mighty war donkey Marcus Anderson pep in the short king of the Franks and Beans aka Jan. Okay. Jan the Squeak. Eduardo Aguilar. Wow. Throwback Drexler for that. Eduardo Aguilar. Then we got Just for the Content, Yass. Okay. Kerry, Bipsoma. Then we got El Podcast con Luis Jimenez and Speedy. That's what you call

a screwed-in kid. Yeah. It's probably got a podcast and it's in Espanol. It's what it is the Toronto Harold Oh, wow, the newspapers there the Toronto Harold. Yeah, Timothy Blanchard, Guavito Chiquito, Destiny Sanchez Then we got Percy Jackoff 69 Shane Todd. Oh Shane Todd great comic from Ireland Then we got Pseudo Penis Patrol Anthony Bray Nathaniel then we got Vote Red, Illegal Fumars, Franks and Beans, SLKS, Kay, Security, Fat Fox, Chicken Figure, Mark Mingle, Weez the Juice,

Vinegar Pancake, Drippy Tip, that's it. Uh. Drexler. Drexler. Yeah. Michael, Rumpel Smaltz, Patrick Higgins, Chainsaw W wielding Albanian It's funny. Yeah, I mean Jillian. It's called soccer

Shameless angel Demetri Boyer Jennifer Hayden Derek Weishawn Combs Michael okay. All right. Good one. We'll do one more. We'll do one more one more page and then we're almost there's a challenger Okay, well the challenger one more. Okay One more page and then we're almost there's a challenger. Okay, well the challenger you do one more. Okay Aaron Robert Finnerty Evan just a swarthy Greek canas half black half tech support like a Kamala B and white cookie Contender put them on the list of you. What are we gonna do? All right? Yeah, what are we gonna do? Gay Schlang C and Cusi B. Tooten

Okay, okay, Joe McAteley Christian Brown D's nuts LLC Paige Cornelius back like the clap finish on the back like I'm black ladder 14. Okay, funny drags of security security Joan Giavenzo Jiminy Cricket Jessica L. Aiden McDermott, Alexis Gonzalez, Sam Sispula, Grant Carson, Jamie DeVoe, Nick Mulaney, SLOKS New York Mets, FF number 14. Okay. Jacqueline Serau, Wide Thighs Tell White Lies, See You On Grindr, babe. Drexler, Jay Gold, Steven Rose, Angela Johnson's A Piece, I Want to Grease Her Crease

on My Knees and Make Black and White Cookies. Put them on the list. On the list. Kate Johnson, beautiful black woman. Yeah. Itchy Mitchy. Yeah. Landon Diaz, Not That HGH. Kristen Pearson, Dane the Toot Brazil, Brick City Dabs, Navarro's Construction, okay screwed in, Michael Arbor Adela Jr., Madeline Hall, Mike Nelson, John Carter, Joe DeRosa's Trans-Hogies, Drexler could have been on the list, there's just too many good ones, Derek Kuhnfair, Kamala's Fumes Made Biden, Franks and Beans, Aidan March, James McLaughlin, Daniel, Nadia Gaddis, Hop, Lee Thomas, Phil LaRusso, Lunch with the Bear, and then we got Get Screwed In

and Sell Brothers School Hoodie, you fucking cyclops. (*laughs*) Could, any other time you could have, the list is fat, it's just very funny. Those are the last ones. Yeah, very funny direction. Okay, so here, all right, so that, we're almost done, so let me just, let me just, we'll go, the list is fat, it's just very funny. Those are the last ones. Yeah, very funny Drexler. Okay, so here, alright, so that, we're almost done, so let me just, we'll go with the list.

Yeah. Okay, so the list we have is half black, half tech support, like Kamala B and White Cookie. Drexler, but really good. Angela Johnson's a piece, wanna grease her crease on my knees and make black and white cookies? Drexler, but man on any other list. Any other list.

Went to the ballot box with two bananas in my ass to make America great again? Any other list, Drexler, yeah. Then we got Micro-Penis-Popis. Any other list, Drexler. Okay, then we got Paul Revere, I'll put it in your rear, but I'm no queer, Trump 2024.

Any other list? I mean, seriously, these guys are all all this is like a really tough one. Then we got over the Walla Harris. I mean contender. Okay so we got key person contender. Okay so then we got the first guy Chris will fuck after Tampa Tony dies. Any other list. Okay so unfortunately and then we have so it is between over the Walla Harris and Kweifer Sutherutherland. Yeah, Over the Walla Harris or Kweefer Sutherland. Also we have Jock Strapp protecting the Fumie Jewels between Chrissy D's hockey player hips. Directs through any of the lists.

So we got Kweefer Sutherland versus Over the Walla Harris. Yes, Kweefer Sutherland. You gotta make the call. Over the Walla Harris, Kweefer Sutherland, very funny. It's the Rybskied. Over the Walla Harris is very creative. This is a tough one. This is a tough one. It's up to you, I can't choose. I'm just a reader. I'm gonna have to go with Kweefer Sutherland. Kweefer Sutherland, you are the winner, you are the PPW.

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