History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - Juneteenth Better Late than Never- Guess who else had slaves | History Hyenas

Episode Date: June 19, 2025

Yanni & Chrissie take you back to the brutes magoots days of slavery to break down the history behind Juneteenth. They get into the real consequences of slavery, the surprising people who didn’t want to let it go—including some unexpected generals and slave owners—and give a well-deserved shoutout to the 90-year-old woman who fought to make Juneteenth a federal holiday. Support our sponsors: Head to https://acornsearly.com/HYENAS or download the Acorns Early app to help your kids grow their money skills today. Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code HYENAS -- just pay $5 shipping. Get Harry’s right now for just $5 at https://harrys.com/HISTORYHYENAS. #comedy #Podcast #History Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!: https://bit.ly/2ARdDOz HH Clips:https://bit.ly/2YaK2Z8 iTunes: https://apple.co/2UQTHCc Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fxtsc0 Hyenas Merch!!! https://teespring.com/stores/historyhyenas Follow us Cuz! 🙆🏻‍♂️ Yannis Pappas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/yannispappas Website - https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/ 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🐕More Hyenas Website: www.historyhyenasisback.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/historyhyenas/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HistoryHyenas Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/historyhyenaspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Guys, this episode is about Juneteenth. Sorry it's a little late, but it's Juneteenth. Which was late. It's just what it is. You are going to hear a wild episode. It is laugh out loud funny. We get into some pretty wild conspiracy theories, and you're going to find out who else had slaves.

Surprise, surprise, wasn't only the whites. Come see us July 2nd. We have a live show at the Live History of Hyena show at the Comedy Center. It's almost sold out July 2nd, New York City. at the live History Hyena show at the Comedy Show. It's almost sold out. July 2nd, New York City. Be a part of it, baby. Yes, and for our dates, historyhyenasisback.com and we list off the cities at the end of this

episode. Enjoy this wild one and happy, I guess, Pride Month and Juneteenth? I'm going to be two white guys talking about Juneteenth. Now today I came in right on time, but I shouldn't have. I should have been a little late to celebrate Juneteenth Yes, yes, that's what I thought and I thinking normally these episodes come out at 11 a.m Easter time on Thursdays, but we've asked Jesse to put it out at 1145 Now take that as you will either that was a joke about black people being late or it was a joke about Juneteenth

Which actually happened two and a half years after the Emancipation Proclamation. That's what I was going to say is before you hit your racist buttons, just know that that was a joke about being late Juneteenth, not has nothing to do with blacks, has everything to do with they were late to the game of freeing the slaves. If you want to interpret it that way. Yes. If you want to interpret it another way, we welcome all.

We welcome all. We welcome all. We want everyone to live and survive and thrive. We're not Israel. Way too much hate. We want racists and non-racists living side by side. We want unity. We want people who are for America first and we want people who don't

want Iran to enrich uranium. We want them all to live, to shop at the same deli. It's to shop at the same deli and it is a beautiful thing. I had the pleasure, the pleasure of going to New Mexico this weekend. I went down to Santa Fe, New Mexico, the state capital. I got a picture in front of it. That is the 31st capital I've got a picture in front of, because I do have low grade autism. So, I, but what was really nice was, it was that No Kings Day, you know, where like they, that No Kings protest,

so it was nice to see a protest in front of New Mexico, because I did get a chance to see the trans people of New Mexico thriving. So, yeah, I saw a few trans, it's wild thing to see a trans people of New Mexico thriving. So yeah, I saw a few trans, it's a wild thing to see a trans Native American guy. I was like, I work cause I didn't know what was happening, but I did see my first trans Native American and it was a wild. Yeah. Well, there's something that a trans Native American woman and a regular Native American woman share in common. And that's if you take them on a date,

don't get them alcohol because they just don't have the enzymes to be able to deal with it. It's just what they are the same. They are the same. And to be a trans Native American, what they do is they don't fully cut their penises off. They just scalp them. Bad 14. Dean. Way,

Song, she ain't well, just what it is. See that one coming. Yeah, just like Iran didn't see the bombs coming. Yeah, they were going through negotiations with the United States and Iran decided to fucking just get bombed. Yeah, it's just what Israel decided to just go in there, just go in there. Israel just did what we call a little sneak attack. Yeah, now I don't want to know anything about it.

Everything is fine. I just watched the WNBA this weekend. Yes. And listen, I just watched those types of bombs because Caitlin Clark was dropping bombs. Dropping bombs. And the only thing that could stop it is if the Liberty had an Iron Dome, which

doesn't seem to be working too good on television. We're trying not to talk about Iran. We're trying to celebrate Juneteenth. But it's hard when you got World War III and fucking gay pride taking the headlines. Can't we just celebrate what these people had to fucking go through? Or no, do we gotta put the gays and the fucking Jews

in the front of the line? Weisongxian. What it is? These people went through hell. They did go through hell. They did go through hell. Now we are here. We are here to escape reality. That's why you come to this podcast. We are an escapist podcast. We will

sometimes touch on current events, but we like Talk Bad History. We're escapist podcasts. And the people have asked why, if Yannis loves the WNBA so much, why hasn't he been invited to any games? Because the problem is with Yannis at a WNBA game is he will run on the court and start licking their feet. So that's the problem. It's why we can't have him in the building. He just watches from afar. He's actually been escorted out of multiple Liberty games because he's just trying to

sniff through shoes. The problem is I put my resume in to be a locker room attendant for the Liberty, but they did a little research into me and they knew I'm just trying to get in the shoes. Yeah, trying to get in the shoes. And you know what's interesting with you, with your glasses? With your glasses, you are what we call an oxymoron because you literally look like an Iranian and an Israeli at the same time. Nobody knows what side you're on because you're a Netanyahu, you're an Israeli-Iranian.

That's what it is. That's what I am. Now, when you went to New Mexico, you're an Israeli-Iranian. That's what it is. That's what I am. Now, when you went to New Mexico, you were on a plane. Did you feel proud of yourself by how tight you pulled that seatbelt, cuz? Because right now, you're the size of a lady. You're skinny. You look like you're dropping weight for a UFC fight. You look like you're dehydrated to make weight.

Yeah, it's what it is, cuz. I'm dropping weight for an arm wrestling fight. I'm dropping weight for slap fights. Now, cuz, here's the thing. You're skinny'm dropping away for an arm wrestling fight. I'm dropping away for slap fights. Now, because here's the thing. It's skinny. My cholesterol was 300, like a Spartan. I mean, they literally, the cholesterol got too high.

So what I have to do is make little adjustments to make little adjustments, like Jesse today bought the room, egg and cheese sandwiches. And I said, what I'm going to have to do is just look at that and sniff it. And then I'm going to have to, instead, I can't eat that. I'm going to have to eat one of these puppies which I don't travel anywhere without these now no cow bars these are these are cholesterol friendly protein bars that I just eat all the time and I am constipated because I'm

taking too many supplements cuz you know what I see when I look at you right now tell me I see somebody who's wobbling yeah I see a wobble yes yeah I know you got one ankle on the beam yeah because your foot is slipping. So it's an ankle that's actually on the beam. Yes. But guess what, baby? I'm the strings that's going to pull you right back on that beam. You're a tightrope walker and I'm here to save you. I'm the net. You're the net because you are Yanni Nets. You're Yanni the mat because it is very interesting.

I've never done a history in his podcast where I know that you see me as sitting physically here in front of your camera. But really, I am falling off the beam. I am currently on, but I am like this wobbling off. I'm Chrissy Wobbles because make absolutely no mistake, we got a court date coming. Because the legal system, they just know your name by now. Do you walk in like Norm, they go, Chris, you're in courtroom too today. Yeah, they'll say, Chrissy, what's going on bud? They say you got three today, like you have sets?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's what I'll do is I'll look at my sketch. Yeah. I'll say today, we got an 8.15 to 9.50 to 12. Yeah, cuz we're going Brooklyn, Queen, Staten Island. That's what it is, we just gotta get in different places. But you asked me what I have for breakfast, cuz, I'm gonna tell you what I've been doing I'm going to tell you what I've been

doing. I'm going to tell you what I've been doing, what's been changing my life. Now, I haven't gotten my cholesterol checked in two months, so I don't know, but I can almost tell you from a spiritual place my cholesterol is down, I know my numbers are going down. Here's what I've done. I used to have a bacon, egg, and cheese or some type of egg and cheese every morning for breakfast, but now what we've done is we've brought, we've, you know, as you've said many times in this podcast,

it always comes back to the Greeks. Right. Fagi yogurt has 0% Fagi yogurt, zero grams of cholesterol, zero grams of saturated fat, 19 grams of protein. That's because it's made of guys' cum. That's what it is. It's all protein. It I believe that it is, because saturated fat is the real thing. Dietary cholesterol has been proven time and time again that that's not really the problem with cholesterol. Saturated fat, which that's the cheese, the oils. So what I do now is this.

I do a little yogurt. OK, I do yogurt. I do berries. I do a scoop of vegan protein, ATHLEANX. Vegan protein. I love the guy Athlean-X. Shout out Jeff Cavalieri. Kids absolutely jacked and he does look like, he looks like Native American. If you ever see Athlean-X, I mean this guy just looks like Geronimo on steroids. Yeah. He's jacked up but he's

not on steroids. So are your kids. Yeah. Your kids look Native American too. Yeah, my kids do look like Native Americans. Yeah, yeah. So, so what it is, so I do that, I do the scoop of that, then I do a blueprint. You know, you ever heard of blueprint? I think it's Robert Johnson, the guy who's like the longevity guy, he's trying to live forever. I take his, he's got a cocoa powder because he's got, I think it's, what is it called, polyphenols, whatever the thing in red wine is that helps with your heart. Grapes. Grapes. I love grapes, but I don't put grapes in there. But then I put a little cinnamon in and I mix it all up, a little touch of honey, and I have a nice big bowl of yogurt.

And I work out, because I work out hard. Today I work out so, here's how I know I'm getting good workouts in, my nipples are itchy. Yeah. When I work out real hard, I get itchy nipples. I got to rub Vaseline all over my nipples every morning. Yeah. But I work out real hard, I get itchy nipples. I got to rub Vaseline all over my nipples every morning. Yeah. But I'm getting too skinny. I've said it many times. You're an enigma wrapped in an oxymoron wrapped in... Yeah, it's just what it is.

It's just what it is. It's an oldie but goodie. If you were here for the first round, I think I called you that before. Yeah, it's what it is, cousin. You're a Russian doll of goodness. Yeah. Yeah, and you look good, you that before. Yeah, it's what it is, cousin. You're a Russian doll of goodness. Yeah. Yeah, and you look good. You look healthy.

We know your cholesterol's down. And that was your Beamcast loophole special right there, because you gave the people a little breakfast that can keep them on the beam. And it's a loophole because it gives you your sweet tooth. It gives you my sweet tooth. And it is a loophole. We found a loophole.

You're right. We're on the Beamcast. And also, one thing I want to say, what I want you to go out today and do is what I want you to do a little exercise to say on the beam, is I want you to treat every single person you meet, whether it be family, friends, or strangers, I want you to treat them

as if they're gonna die at midnight. And you'll watch how much your life changes. Treat every single person you meet as if they're gonna die at midnight, and you give them your time, you give them your energy, and you give them your power of love and your positive responses as if they're gonna die at midnight. And you tell me if your life doesn't improve baby gorgeous

It will yeah, and I will add an addendum to that my little beamcast of the day is that To be free. You must have faith. Yeah, faith is an important part of freedom Yes, so when we talk about Juneteenth and we talk about what kept this community of Americans going, it was faith. For centuries they were enslaved and then after they were enslaved they were redlined, they were segregated, they were terrorized by white dudes in bath sheets. It's what it is. It's what happened. It's what happened. They were raped. Unfortunately the DNA says that there was a lot of grape juice. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm saying there was a lot of grape juice happening. It's just what it is. And I like to use that word, faith, not hope. A lot of people use hope all day. Hope is for people who don't work hard. Hope is for people who aren't really serious about getting to next level. Faith is where it has to live. You have to bring Jesus Christ into your hearts and that, he comes to your hearts through faith, not hope. Hope is from the devil, faith is from Jesus. I like that. I like it. Yeah, that's why if I have another daughter, I'm going to name her Faith because she'll be half Puerto Rican, so that's what their names are. So that's just what it is. We went and had barbecue food on Father's Day and again,

So that's just what it is. We went and had barbecue food on Father's Day and again, nice little African American girl befriended my girl because we're at a barbecue restaurant. So there was a bunch of African American families and her name was Alaska. Yeah. And her sister's name was Lyric. And that's just what it is. It's just what it is. They just pick great names. Her name was Alaska. Alaska is a great name and it's an ironic name to name your black child Alaska because there's none of them there it's exactly right just not in that location there's just not black people in Alaska because black people it's what it is what a name of Atlanta Atlanta yes the thing is with black people and it's just a beautiful thing and it's a cultural thing is they're just don't like being in the

cult they don't and and and that and and white people like being in the cult and They don't. And that, and white people like being in the cold, and I don't like being in the heat, black people like being in the heat. We all have, we all have, we're all alike and different. We all make up different pieces of the pie. Of the pie, because that's the thing is remember we are all bees in the same hive. You cannot hurt someone else without first hurting yourself. Yes. So we're all bees in the hive.

Some of the bees are black, some of the bees are white, and some of the bees are yellow, and the bees that are yellow are just maybe making sh- they're just kind of watching the black. They make all the honey and they do it cheap. They do it cheap and the yellow bees are kind of just, you know, watching. There's a billion of them. The yellow bees are just a lot of yellow bees. That's what it is. There's a lot of brown bees and there's a billion of those. Yes, and there's a lot of brown bees and some bees have, and some bees are, were one type of bee at birth and then they transitioned through another type of bee and they just have a different kind of honeycomb now. They just got a different honeycomb and then there's another type of bee that has little

frisbees on their head and there's not a lot of them but they got nukes. Yeah, that's just what it is. Then you have the frisbee bees. Yeah, they just got hats on. Then you got bees with hats on. But dare we say today, we are going to talk about Juneteenth right in the middle of Pride Month. We don't want to stop your Yas Festival. No. But the blacks get one day on June 19th that they celebrate. This became a holiday in 2021 when Joe Biden said, yes, we're going to do that. We're going to finally recognize this celebration that had been happening underground in black

communities, especially Houston for a long time. A long time. Now, Juneteenth was established as a holiday, June 19th, 2021, first federal holiday and 40 years up until that time. And I think it's a beautiful thing. Some people say that it was only and 40 years up until that time. And I think it's a beautiful thing. Some people say that it was only put as a holiday during that time because of the civil unrest that was happening. George Floyd riots had happened sometime before that. We were still in the throes of COVID.

And they said, that's why they made it a holiday. And some people say that's conspiracy. And I don't think that's conspiracy. I think sometimes things just happen. Things happen, causal, so, a reaction. Cause and effect. Cause and effect will happen. And now I'm happy that this holiday is here.

I'm happy that June 19th exists. It's a federal holiday, kids get off from school, we can party a little bit, banks close. It's a real nice thing. Yeah, it's a federal holiday. I just want to know how do whites celebrate it? How do we get in on the fun? What do we bang a drum?

What do we do? Well, what I do- Do I put cuts in my eyebrows? What I like to do is because June 19th, a quick, we are going to get into the history of this, but a quick brief history of it is basically in June 19th, 1865, the kind of slavery had, you know, the civil war had ended,

of course slavery abolished thankfully. And the civil war had ended, of course, slavery abolished thankfully. And the people in Galveston, Texas were supposedly the last group of slaves to hear about them being free. And a union soldiers came in and told the people in Galveston, Texas, the slaves like, hey, you are free. And then they were emancipated. So what I like to do is on June 19th, being a white person is I like to go and tell the

black people in my community that today is June 19th. I just go around spreading the good news. Right. I spread the good news to my black brothers and sisters say hey today's June 19th. So you can go do whatever you want. So you got that's our role as whites because that's what our roles as whites were back then. Yes. So we're talking about a particular general named General Granger, not to be confused with the former Indiana pacer, Donald Granger. Donald Granger, this is Union General Gordon Granger. Yeah, and he showed up with 2,000 troops or 6,000,

I don't know, but a lot of them were African-American troops. Yeah, because we're revisiting a lot of things, we're revisiting a lot of things in history now as as life evolved So we're not sure if it's two thousand or six thousand. We're not sure if it's six million Just Jokey-Wokey, you know what happens is we're just kidding around when you when you spend a lot of time Waiting for fires. Yeah, you got a lot of time to talk. Let me tell you about this guy named Schmidty. This guy can talk. I'm telling you, he could have been Rush Limbaugh. This guy can fucking shoot him off. So we were in there and the other night, me and

Patty are sitting there and Schmidty goes, you know, they throw around this six million fucking number. But he goes, I don't know if they do it mathematically Yeah, it goes if you take a look at the Mathematica. I'm an expert in fire. Yeah, he says I'm an expert in fire Yeah, you can't burn that many Yeah, okay They're not as oily as the Greeks or the sand right? He said to us I was there I was there in the firehouse I was making chicken carbonara at the time,

and I was there in the firehouse and I said, and I was watching Meals by Coug because he was doing a nice video over there. I fucking loved that guy. Meals by Coug. And I loved the other guy. Little Moe Mozzarella. I fucking loved that guy. Yeah, I was watching the video and Meals by Coug, he was over there, he had his hand down

nice and he was talking about his sister's ass and all, and Little Moe Moe, and he was making nice chicken carbonara and Little Moe Terrell was just beating people with seven liter breads, and I said, we're having a good time here, and thankfully there's no fires, and what he said was, he said, if there's six million Jews, if they burn them all, if they burn them all, as he said, he's an expert in fires, wouldn't there be any type of smoke residue? Wouldn't we see, wouldn't that change holes in the ozone layers? That would have changed it. So tell me what the real numbers.

How did it happen, man? That's the real number is. How did it happen then? Right. That's all his point was. How did it happen? Yeah. So he did his mathematics, and he says he doesn't think it's six million. That's all.

That's all because he said he's been reading history books, and there's always a different number. He said everything. By reading history books, he means he's been watching Candace. Yeah, he's been watching Candace in Tarkin. So he's been reading interpretation in history with Charlie Kirk and Candace and all those guys and he said that if

There's always a different number. Yeah, every time I looked at a different number. It's like what's the real number? Yeah, you know like every time I'll go to five contractors and they'll always give me a different number, right? So so he said you're dealing with a Greek fucking paint. Oh, yeah He said so so what the fuck is the actual number just like then he bridge all that together and he said and what fucking this Kid Larry Finkelstein What's his name Larry Silver Finkel? What's the kid? Larry Larry Finkelstein was the president or whatever How did this guy all of a sudden take out a policy in insurance policy?

The day before 9-eleven all of a sudden he took an insurance policy out of the world trade So how did he know yeah the guy schmitty's just got a lot of questions That's just what happens in the firehouse. And so, you know, you got, you take it up with Schmidt. That's all it is. And that's what he said. So it's just, well, yeah, this is line of 14. He's got a lot of questions.

He said there's not an Iota that can be done about it. There's just some things that don't add up. It don't add up. And he did tell us that Epstein is in the Mossad, which is the Israeli CIA. That's what he said. And he said he's got the president and ordered everybody the high-ranking American politicians got them all in their pocket

and that we're really just a puppet state for Israel. That's what he said. That's all he said. He said listen they don't register as a fucking as a pack and that they donate the most money to the candidates to get them elected. Everyone's for fucking sale in America and there's nothing in Iowa that can be done about it. Yeah, just can't do it. And he said that maybe Iran is, this really isn't our war. Yeah, he said maybe America first and this is the last chance he's giving to Trump.

Otherwise, he's fucking throwing him in with the cocks. Yeah, it's just- Vlad 14. What it is. That's just what Schmidty said. That's what Schmidty said, so yeah. Oh, oh, by the way, another thing that I do now, it's just a part of me, is I make sure every 20 minutes I get up and I do 10 squats just to keep the synovial fluid

going in my knees. Okay, you do that. So you just keep going? And I'll keep going. I'm here. Go ahead. I'm still on the pod. Just keep, get the snow, get the smaller breaks. Synovial fluid down. Go ahead. Yeah, I just gotta get it down. So Juneteenth was secretly celebrated in communities, especially in Texas, where it was not appreciated all too much.

The celebrations were not all appreciated too much, but I just want to fast forward to how it became a holiday because it's very fascinating. We're talking about a 89, I believe, year old woman. She decided, now her family- What was her name? Her name was something her family what was her name her name was something something can we find her name sure it was like Tashika here it's right here yeah I just here to be scrolling uh lyric Alaska yeah yeah go to Yanni's notes oh no uh well hold go Otto? Go up, go up. Was it, was it Harriet Smith?

It was Harriet Tubman. No, it wasn't that. No. Oh, here we go. Yeah. Here she goes. She was 89 years old. Just Google the 89 year old woman who,

significant opportunity. So what she decided to do, now her family, they moved into a white neighborhood or whatever. It was burned down. Okay. And They decided to not get vengeance, but to move. Now what she learned from that was she's going to battle. Her name was Opal Lee. She's the grandmother of Juneteenth. Yeah. Opal Lee, considered the grandmother of Juneteenth. Now she says when her family's

house got burned down by white supremacists, her family, her parents told her that we are not going to fight with vengeance, we're going to fight with endurance. We're going to- Like that. Perseverance. I like that. So they moved and they kept going. So she wanted to send a message of perseverance.

Like that. Of endurance. So what she decided to do at 89 years old is set out to walk across the country to Washington DC and she did 2.5 miles every day to represent the 2.5 years that had passed between the Emancipation Procumlation and Juneteenth. Yeah, I respect that. Yeah, so, and she walked all the way to DC and later she was donned the grandmother Juneteenth by President Biden who codified Juneteenth as an American holiday and she was ecstatic when this happened.

Yes. And she was ecstatic and she says Juneteenth is a celebration of freedom for all people because we all won. Won and now I congratulate her to Opa Lee 2.5 miles every day for however many days that took to walk all the way to Washington DC. She did not hit her 10,000 steps that way though. To get to 10,000 steps you're going to have to hit 4 to 5 miles. If we're going to have a critique. Yeah, that's the only critique.

It's like you're going to want to do a little more than 2.5 to get 10,000 steps. Also, this was a perfect mixed missed opportunity for a great, uh, shoe advertisement, like what were you wearing? Opal? Yes. Like this is the 2.5 March to make Juneteenth the holiday brought to you by new balance. What was on your feet, girl? I want to know what kind of orthotic,

was she wearing orthotics? Newbies. What was it? Was it Ones, was it New Balance, or was it Air Max? Now, it was black, so I can only assume it was Jordans. It's what it is. Lad 14. So I think though that this is a story like Opalee,

why is she not more well known? Like why is she not on? Because of gays. That's what it is is they just have a whole fucking month i love gay people i really do but opa lee opa lee should be i mean what she did this lady did in 2016 in our lifetime she walked 2.5 miles from a day from fort worth texas to washington dc to raise awareness for this beautiful holiday Juneteenth and nobody really knows about her. So why is she not a synonymous name?

Like why do we know other names and not hers? Because of the trans struggle. I'm just going to be honest. Why did the Democrats think it was a good idea for the past four years to tell white people that were struggling and poor that on top that, it was evil that they were white, just being white. And then they told black people, you know what, your struggles, your struggles bad, but guess what?

We really gotta take care of these gays. Yeah. I mean, it just didn't work as a, what is the word I'm looking for? Strategy. Strategy, yeah. It just didn't work as a strategy. Yeah, it's just, it's one of those things.

We should be celebrating Opel. Opel-Lee, I want to have Opel-Lee month, or at least an Opel-Lee night. I want to have an Opel-Lee night at City Field with the Mets. I want to get my Pride night shirt, but I also want to get my Opel-Lee shirt. I want to get my Opel-Lee shirt that's sponsored, most likely by Waffle House. I want to just get it, but I like that. It's sponsored by Waffle House, and it's a nice shirt,

and it's just one of those things we could only buy it on the Cash App, and it's just supports. It's supportive. Yeah, it's just supportive. I like Opalee, and I like this story, and I like finding out these stories, but I do feel like, you know,

why does it take me to be sitting here as a part of a history podcast where we choose to do this research and then we find these beautiful stories? Why doesn't my daughter's know this? I mean, I'm teach my daughters about Opalee, but why doesn't everybody learn about Opalee? Yeah, I'm saying I love the gays. I really do. So do I. We love all people, but I just think a month is a lot. It would be nice if it was just a pride day with a couple of parades, one early show

where you could bring the kids to, where it's just the guy who plays Doogie Howser holding the Heineken, waving, Tim Dillon on a float, something a little more conservative for the children, maybe Anderson Cooper in Patagonia, something nice before you fucking pull out the furries in the asshole at midnight. I mean, who's running the PR?

Don't you wanna get the people who disagree with you to be like, they're not that much of a threat, but you're out there in a fucking dog collar getting walked around by another guy whose ass is out and you think that you're going to win over America. And then you take a month. Yeah. I mean, you just give them an inch and they take it a mile when really it should be, hey, these blacks give them some more dude when you find out more about their struggle you're going like you

could hide being gay you can't do it you can't hide being black I mean these people they got freedom and then that's just when the nightmare began it's just what it is a bunch of white guys put on bath sheets and start chasing them around yeah and what Yanni's basically saying in a nutshell it's the gays fault Tehran's getting nuked Lazy songs, yeah We'll be right back after this break We'll be right back after this break, brought to you by some sponsor we don't care about Yeah Cause let me tell you something right now, I've been using Acorns for many years

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So they didn't tell the slaves, and it was very complicated. It was like when you take a shit, you know? Sometimes you think you're gonna get, you're gonna get that clean shit where you don't got a wipe That's not how slavery ended. It was many wipes. Yes that had to get rid of that They did not have it to and their asses were not clean now They could not get to a hundred percent clean ass for years. Yes, it took a long time And then it was complicated in different places, you know some slaves

What were they gonna do just leave the plantation and start with nothing. A lot of slave owners tricked them and said, hey, okay, we'll pay you a wage. And then they never paid them. A lot of slaves were scared to leave because they didn't know what to do. So they just stayed there. It was a whole mess. And then you had people terrorizing them. And then when they celebrate Juneteenth they were shot. Yes. I mean there was 800 lynchings I think. After Juneteenth. In 1866. Which is the year after. Yes. The Civil War ended. Which is more in I think of just in Texas. If I have that correctly I don't know we may look it up but that means it's more than two lynchings a fucking day. And here's the thing folks is it wasn't only the whites. White people, I will agree, primary offender,

primary offender, primary offender, whites were not good at what were not great, whites were not good, but also slavery, the last country, first world country to end it was Brazil in the 1880s. So really, if you really want to blame, and then I'm going to get into my point in a second, but if you really want to blame slavery on anybody, you know who the real culprit is? The Spanish from Spain. The Spanish from Spain are the ones who brought over African slaves from Africa to these countries, to Europe and then through here.

They were the ones who started it. So I like when it's convenient when Spanish people from Spain are Spanish when they wanna be Spanish, and then white when they wanna be white. So they're like, oh no, we're Spanish people, we're on the good side, fuck the wife. Yeah. No, no, you brought slaves here, pieces of, kushiti. Yeah. You're pieces of caca. Muerta. What are they called? Muerta. Caca. Basura. Yeah. Yeah. Bendejo. Bendejo. So now we're

rewriting history and the Spanish are bit, bit, bit, bit, bit. But here's another group of people that were bad, bad, bad. Because again, here's the fun little tidbits, the little kind of pieces of history, the things that history has written in a way that people want to write it. So they will just tell you and every kid that it was all whites and white people are bad. And again, there is a lot of truth to that,

but also- Mostly truth. The Chickasaw Nation. Whoa. The Chickasaw Nation. Whoa. The Chickasaw Nation, Native Americans, who were mostly in the Oklahoma territory at the time, they enslaved Africans from the late 1700s all the way through the Civil War,

and a couple years even beyond that. So Native Americans, you know, I know, oh, smallpox, and we killed the Native Americans. That's true, but also, there could be pieces of shit too. Yeah. Okay, because people will be people. People are people. So they modeled their economy.

The Chickasaw Nation modeled their economy directly after the American South. They said, we will have slaves do the agriculture. That's what we're gonna do. Plantation style slavery. They just did it with bows and arrows and the feathers on their heads. Right.

It's the same type of white evil slave owner that you hate. The Chickasaw Nation was that same exact guy, just a little tanner. And they fought for the Confederacy during the Civil War and the Chickasaw Nation, they formed this ally with the Confederacy because they wanted to protect slavery, their own interests, and then after they were the only native nation to never sign the treaty that abolished slavery. They would not abolish it and then after June 19th 1865, Juneteenth, the Chickasaw refused to grant freedom or any type of tribal citizenship to the formerly enslaved people and they would not do it. It wasn't until 1866 when the US government said listen you don't start freeing the slaves then you guys can't sell

cigarettes and they said all right we're gonna end slavery right now because we want to sell these white motherfuckers cigarettes and Arizona ice tea. We want to sell them big. So they refused, but they refused to recognize the freed man as a tribal citizen. So this is to Yanni's point that just because they said, boom, you're free, these African-American people had a lot of danger all around them. And I saw a, I actually saw a video that this was from an interview from a man who was a slave. This was in the 1920s. So he was a slave, you know, in the 1860s, but this was, or maybe even before 1920s, if the audio was kind of wonky, but he said, when I was in the South, I actually wasn't treated as poorly by Southern people as I was northern people northern people call me the n-word

Northern people told me they were gonna hang me They wanted to light me on fire the southern people treated me like property and the southern people said, you know We don't want to hurt our own property. So that's not great Yeah, I know I know just that you know talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place. Exactly. Yeah. Just that, you know, that they were property is obviously one in itself. You've taken away their freedom as human beings.

So that is the worst thing. But I'm just talking about very specifically their day to day. This man was saying, if you listen to the rules, you wouldn't get hurt by the Southern people because they were like, why would we hurt you if we paid for you? Where the Northern people were like, I don't like you because you're black. And they would want to hurt you no matter what.

Right. Some people. So they were basically saying like, some of those whites treated them like we treat our iPhones now. We don't care of them. Yeah. We love them.

We love them. We freaked out if they were missing. Yes. Yeah, it's just what it is. And also, also speaking of iPhones, just real quick, just let me just go off on a little tangent. You know, a lot of you people, a lot of you people out there who go to all these protests and want to cause traffic in the Santa Fe, New Mexico area and make me almost late for my show. You know, a lot of it, a lot of these things that people do, you know, you have this selective outrage.

You have this ability about you that cares about some things and doesn't care about other. You're complicit in some things. So you're okay with the iPhone slave labor that your iPhone, which you love and cherish, is made by slaves in Asian countries and Saudi Arabian countries, but you're okay that. You'll say, no, this is fine. But then you'll go protest some other

things that you don't think benefit you in the way it should. So it's just a little interesting to me how certain people, you just pick and choose what you're mad at. Okay. And it's a little bit annoying where it's like, if you're going to be all in, then be all in, be at that protest with a fucking rotary phone. Don't be at the protest with your cell phone that was made by slaves. That's a, you know, that pipe's a little rusty. It's a little rusty because it hasn't been pulled out a lot. But you just pulled out, you knocked around a few heads.

And I just knocked around a few heads because make no mistake, when I get below 220, which I guess I'm 219 right now, the steel pipe comes out. Sometimes when I'm over 220, I'm a little too fat to swing the pipe But now that I'm under 219 the pipe is out there and it's just you know What I but you know what I'm trying to say I know like a little truthy-woothy where it's a little bit like What you know, there's everything there's there's a problem with everything in the world Yeah, there's a problem with everything and the world. There's a problem with everything. And listen, I'm not saying I think that protesting is great.

It's a great liberty and freedom that we have. Go try to do that in Iran or Russia. Just do it on the sidewalk so we can drive. And you'll probably get hurt. But I also know that a lot of these protests you claim are about this cause are really about you. That's why you're filming it. That's why you have to make sure there's a record of you being there. That's why you're live streaming. Because it really about you. That's why you're filming it. That's why you have to make sure there's a record of you being there.

That's why you're live streaming. Because it's about you. You're a narcissist. I've been outraged, outraged at things the government has done and things that have happened in this world. I've never went to a protest because I got more important shit to do.

Okay, I gotta do things. I don't have the time on my hands to get out there. Okay, so just know that I know you're full of shit. Just know that I really know you're full of shit. I'm not knocking what you're doing. I understand you got to get out there. You got to fight for what you think is right. But just understand that if you do it all with an iPhone in your hand, then you're supporting slavery. So who are you really? Just know that you may think you're fooling everybody, but there's one guy who's currently

under 220, who's got the same Mets jersey on that he always wears. And by the way, let me just make it clear. Walk around with a pipe. Walk around with a pipe and let me just make it absolutely crystal clear that I'm wearing this Mets jersey and the main reason I'm wearing this Mets jersey is because it is Mike Piazza and I support Pride Month because he's a gay guy. That's what they say on the streets. That's what they say on the streets. That's what they say on the streets.

So people say, oh Chris, oh, what are you, Yankees fan one day, Mets fan the other day. No, I'm supporting gay pride. It's June. I'm wearing a Piazza jersey. Now often we do history in a fun way and we don't want to tell you what is and isn't. We want you to go and learn for yourself read books We're here for fun But what Chris just told you is what we call a truth bait at Ginsburg and now I'm gonna hit you with another one Please okay on that same theme this blew my mind when I found out that the last Confederate general

to officially surrender was an Indian guy yeah named Stan Waity who surrendered his command. So he was still fighting the war. He was still fighting the war till June 23rd, 1865. So four days after Juneteenth he was like, okay, okay, okay. So these Indians really took a liking to that system and didn't want to give it up. It's just what it is. They just, he was a Brigadier General in the Confederate Army, and he was the only American Indian

to reach the rank of Brigadier General. And this kid was like, I'm not giving up. This feels good. Yeah. He's got a little power. It's just what it is. And he didn't want to give it up. It's just what it is.

Stan Waity, which was probably not his birthright Native American name. No, the kid converted to white and he went with Stan Waity. Yeah, his real name was kind of wind, fire, dust. Yes. And dirt. His real name was Wolfman Ilo. Yeah, his real name was Running Slaves.

Way strong sheen. It's what it is. And if you look at a picture of the guy, he does not look white. I mean, he is a Native American. I mean, that kid is as Indian looking as you can. I think he just changed his government from running slaves to stand whitey. But yeah, his original name was probably running slaves. Running slaves.

Which is a 10. It's just a 10 and it's just what it is. And the thing is that when you go to New Mexico, it is almost impossible to tell apart who's Mexican and who's Native American you almost can't do it the only way I was able to do it is the Mexicans had tattoos on their legs and were hitting their girlfriends yeah well there's an easier way to tell them apart yeah one's gonna offer you a churro stick and the other one's gonna be asleep on a curb. What is it? What is it?

What is it? Hit it around. That's what Smitty says. Yeah, that's what Smitty did to this thing. But I did, I really do just want to shout out New Mexico and what a great state it is and how great the people are there. It really is, if you've ever been, and Santa Fe, New Mexico is the oldest state capital in the country, by the way, it was built in the 1600s.

Wow. So it's pretty dope and it's a really cool place to be. It's good that you got your thing. I got my thing. You got your thing. You have that thing that every someone on the spectrum has where they keep track of something that other people could give a shit less about. Yeah. So some people like to count bird feathers. Yeah coins on the floor

You're a kid who just needs a picture with every state capital I'm seeing a picture with every state capital Yeah, and I just and what I do is and what I do is I just take a bunch of them I just take a bunch of them and I just pick what's right and that is just the face of someone who has autism That's it. Look at you just if someone who has autism Yeah, just ask my guy to just take a bunch of them and I give thumbs up and I was wearing my hat on. I was wearing my hat on that, what does it say?

What is my, thou shalt not surrender, off from the USS Lincoln and I was wearing my hat on and the good thing about being in New Mexico and wearing a hat on like that is there's a lot of armed services there. So when you wear on that hat, everyone just assumes you're in the military and I was able to pre-board early on Delta flights. That's a good move. Just walk it up with that hat on because they said any U.S. military and you don't have to say anything you just show the hat and they say sir thank you for your service. That is a nice what they call loophole. So go get yourself a nice veteran hat and just walk up to

the front when they say it. You don't have if you're in coach but you don't want to wait just just put on a U.S US Army hat and just say just walk But it has but it has to be in the south or southwest states. That's where the army You know military will get on first in the North States Then you just have to wear some type of rainbow flag and then you can get then you can get on north You wear the rainbow flag the south you wear the American flag either way you can pre-board on Delta flight Yes, you can. Now, let's talk about, Jesse, if you could pull up, do you have something else that you

go on from your research? No, go ahead. I want to talk about some of the conspiracy, oh, you know what, before we do any of this, because I want to get into some conspiracy theories about Juneteenth, let's listen to a message from our sponsors that we don't care about. Harry's. Yanni, you love Harry's. You talk about Harry's a lot. You're always telling me that you're shaving with Harry's. I love Harry's

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And Juneteenth has a couple of them. One of the ones that I thought was very interesting was that Lincoln really didn't care about any of this, that the Emancipation Proclamation, it didn't free all the slaves, just the ones in Confederate States. Did you know that little trutti-wutti? I did. So like if you were a slave in the north because some of these because four states

Delaware, Maryland, Kentucky and West Virginia, even though they fought with the Union, they still slavery was still legal So you weren't free if you were in those you were only free in the South. Yeah, there was those pesky border states. Right. So, so He didn't free all the slaves and it was more a military strategy than a moral act because he thought that this is what was best to preserve the Union, not that he cared. Now it's kind of a half-truth because it really distracts Juneteenth, they say the conspiracies that Juneteenth was just a

time to distract how the North actually profited from slavery and how freedom wasn't truly granted. It had to be fought for even after the war, because it's interesting that we are taught that this was only about slavery. And it was mostly about slavery, but not only about slavery, because as we said, these union States that fought with the North, the good guys, some of them were slave holding States. So it's a very interesting fact. And then the other one that I liked was that not liked at all. That's just the truth about this

that we kind of touched on, was that the angle, there's like a deliberate angle of Juneteenth that is under taught because again, our history teachers, our curriculum, our education system, which was made by John D. Rockefeller, which we've talked about many times in this podcast about how he's instituted a worker mind, kind of only know what you're supposed to know

mindset so we can have people work in his American factories that really that there was a lot of violence associated with Juneteenth and very shortly after Juneteenth that there was a lot of violence resistance from Texans who were enforcing emancipation so these Union soldiers General Gordon was going down there to emancipate people and the actual white Texans of Galveston and the surrounding areas were fighting against this emancipation. They did not want this. Many freed black people were attacked or even re-enslaved after June 19th, 1865, well into 1866. And I think that this violent downplay is like it's like a history Erasure because they don't want they don't our government for whatever reason does not want to let you know That America can be pretty bad, too. Yeah. Yeah, you know they were freed

But they you know, they still they got the the the slave owners were tricky and they figured out new ways They're like here's some labor contracts, right? That's why even children, even so immediately children under six years old were freed, even like the emancipation. So you got freed right away. But if you were over six years old, you weren't freed. Your title was just changed and you were now called an apprentice. Yeah. But that's all that was, but you were still a slave. Yeah. Couldn't do anything. So there's a lot of these things that kind of, you know, happen in history. You're like, huh, like there were a lot of lynchings in the North too.

Yeah. It was just not good. I mean, Pennsylvania has got a lot of, I mean, the KKK was like living large in Pennsylvania. 100%. Which is like the home of the Quakers who never wanted slavery. Pennsylvania was one of the last northern states to make slavery illegal. Because here's the thing, the British, slavery being a problem started to bubble up in really the late 1600s, 1700s, like Britain outlawed it, I believe in the 1700s, and then other states and other countries started happening in the 1800s. But again, Cuba, Brazil, and the United States in the 1860s all had slavery was legal. So again, Cuba, Brazil, you know,

not white people were enslaving people. So I'm not- Those were white people too down there. In Cuba? Yeah. Yeah. And Brazil. And Brazil.

Yeah. So, yeah. Are you saying because Cuba had Jews? What are you saying? Wei Song had Jews? What are you saying? I'm just saying the opposite of what you said is true, but that's okay. That happens once in a while. No, but Cuba and Brazil are not. They're Latino. Yeah, but yeah, they're white. What? Yeah, but what I'm saying is- They just speak Spanish. I'm not, I'm not- The white, the slave owners down there were white just like in America. I'm not excusing what this country did with slavery.

It was awful. But what I am saying is it wasn't only the whites with slavery. I'm just saying it's taught to our kids, and it's taught in history, that white people are bad, bad, bad. And white people definitely have been in history bad, bad, bad. But they've been as bad, bad, bad as many other people in history. It's just the most recent. Well, blacks enslaved each other in Africa.

That's what I'm saying. Native Americans enslaved each other. Slavery, white people were enslaved by Arabs. That part is true. I'm not, but when it comes to chattel slavery, I'm gonna have to say, you're gonna, we're gonna say mostly white, but mostly I mean almost all with a few exceptions.

With a few exceptions, but I'm just. With a few Native Americans who just like the lifestyle. Yeah but I'm just saying overall right you know I'm just basically what I'm trying to say is shouldn't you you're on the ice I'm on the ice but shouldn't Juneteenth really just be celebrating us I mean we're the ones that told them. Weisongxian. L'Hanfortian. I mean it's like what about the people who told them?

I mean you should thank God, I mean thank God Helen Keller didn't get the news these people would have never found out. It's like the underappreciation, the under other appreciation of the person who spread the news on jutee on this day. Can I just at least get a thank you? Just saying yeah, I never thought about that. I never thought that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah it's just. I never thought we were going to take the car and reverse it out of the driveway that you were going and end there. And end there. Yeah. I didn't know we were doing it. What, because something, when I'm on 220 things just happened. And by the way I took you to a drive through a while. I took you to a drive through and then what also has happened 46 minutes is this beautiful podcast is my low dose

has kicked in and I am back safely on the beat. Yeah I mean I know what you're trying to say. Right and obviously. That's what you were trying to get at. We're just being fun we're being spilly really but you know it's just it's just an interesting angle we just like to take because you're. That is definitely an interesting angle. You're gonna hear all about Juneteenth today on different history stuff, and you don't need us to just tell you about the history you probably already know or you absolutely should know, but also let's just have some alternate theories

and some alternate ways to celebrate this. And we also wanna know what kind of sneakers O'Pall was wearing. Yes, I do wanna know. I wanna know if she had orthotics in or no. Yeah. I mean, did she change shoes? I mean, that's a long walk and it's sweaty and it's hot.

It's just what it is. I mean, her feet must have stunk. Yeah, yeah. It's a long walk, but I mean, that is a hero. She's 94, I think she's 94 now. She's still alive. And this happened in 2021. She has good cholesterol.

She's got good cholesterol. She's probably eating Fosha yogurt in the morning with low protein. Yes, yes. So basically, I mean, the theme of this is that black people persevered not just through slavery. That's the thing. People always want to go, slavery? The great Louis C.K. joke is, it's one of the best jokes, dude.

I think he told it on a late night show where he's like, he's like, white people always want to add years to how long ago slavery was like, that was like 400. You remember that? Cause you always hear that from those. Like 400 years ago, get over it. It's like, no, it wasn't right. First of all, it was like 160 years. And then he says, he goes, that's like two old people living back to back. It was not that long ago. He's right. It was like 160 years ago. And then it wasn't like slavery was over and it was just like the next thing you know,

LeBron James was making a billion dollars. Right. That didn't happen like that. In a lot of ways was just as bad or worse for them until like, you know, it's now. It's really, I was gonna say- They didn't have an easy ride. It's really only like in recent history that we've been alive in where I think black people

are getting us like they're it's it's truly equal as close to equal as it's ever been in life. Yeah. It's now. It wasn't in the 60s and 50s. There was still a lot of problems. Oh yeah. Just because you were free.

70s and 80s. Same thing like we said in the in the very immediate history of in 1866 African Americans were still getting killed in the streets. Yeah. So like that just again it just didn't stop. Now we are in a much better place where we could say that I believe our children are growing up in a world where there is the closest to true equality there's ever been and that's a good thing. Yes. I mean it's just recently that you're starting to see black billionaires and an emerging middle class and a generation of people who like have a little less anger. But I mean this was an unbelievable amount of trauma

in a very short time and it was very disorienting. I mean you know one of the things that's downplayed a lot is the graping. I mean, yes Like cuz they did this is another truth Bader Ginsburg that you know, it's so horrifying that You know, I think it's overlooked. They don't teach it in schools, but I mean African Americans have about 20 to 25 percent European ancestry. So that's a lot of scraping. That is. That's a lot of scraping. And I think that that was just kind of part of the control, that what they did, okay, they had anti-literacy laws. So you were killed if you read. It was against the law for a black to read. They also gave them a slave Bible. There was something

called the slave Bible, which is another truth Betaginsburg. A slave Bible was a version of the Bible that they gave to slaves that justified you know, the hierarchy of racism. Like slavery was happening. Yeah, it's awful. And they just crept them. And cuz what we know about what we've talked about, what modern science is proving is that memories are inherited.

You inherit some of your mother's trauma. Just in utero, that's a fact. So a lot of there are black people alive right now who have inherited trauma and memories all the way from back then. So that's a reality. That's the truth, Bader Ginsburg, of someone, there are people alive today that kind of live those things,

even though they haven't, so that argument of, oh, well, you didn't live back then, or a black person is saying something about it. It's like, well, maybe they haven't physically lived back then, but the memories could be in there, the trauma could be passed down generation to generation, all that is real. Absolutely, it's passed down chemically, and then it's

passed down with your conditioning. Just the way your parents react, their world view, and on every layer of being a human, this is passed down. And then I just want to take a stop at 1915. Let's take a stop in 1915. That's where my hair is. Yeah. Your hair is, yeah, your hair is.

I got a little haircut, though. You look good. Yeah. You look good. Yeah. Yeah, you look good. You'd like. I got a little haircut though. You look good. Yeah. You look good. Yeah. Yeah, you look good. You'd like me to put a few pounds back in my face.

Well, it just, your features get very sharp when you lose weight. Yeah. They get very sharp. You have a head that's supposed to be on a bulky guy that's built for hurling. You're a German kid who's built for hurling. Yeah, I'm built for hurling and hurling certain things.

Yes, hurling certain things. And the fact that whenever I go to a country and compete in hurling, I always like to pick a stone that is about the weight, average weight, of whatever the citizens of those country are. Because I like to hurl people. Yeah, if you were alive during the 1930s or 40s, I think based on your family's lineage probably,

I don't think you guys were in the castles because you came to America, you moved to Ridgewood, and you became union guys. It's just what it is. So if you were around during that time, I think your job would be with the shovel and coal going in to keep certain boxes hot. It's just...

Blah, 14. But make absolutely no mistake, I would feel really bad about it. You would. I'm the type of kid that I just want everyone to be happy and I want to remind you to go out there and every stranger, family member, or friend you meet is you treat them as if they're going to die tonight at midnight. And see if your life doesn't get better. And see if, and you tell me tomorrow if your life doesn't get better and see for and you

tell me tomorrow if your life didn't get a little bit better okay 1915 we're taking you to there's a little film called birth of a nation now this is 75 85 95 how many years after 1865 hold on a lot of time let me do this plus fucking years wait 35 130 I'm gonna say that's 100 and 50 years after. 50 years, now this film was a blockbuster in America, okay, equivalent to 60 million in revenue. It was like their version of Barbie. It really was. Yeah. It really was their Barbie and this is where the country was in 1915, way after slavery was eradicated. And I just want to say real quickly, Margot Robbie has absolutely no fumaray and I am

in the program. I will slurp her poop. It's just what it is. It's just what I'll do and that's what it is. And she is gorgeous and I don't even care if she's addicted to Vicodin or whatever pill she's on, I just want to be there. Oh, that just makes it better. Yeah, it's just what it is.

So the film Birth of a Nation, which everyone's heard about, but what it was was a film about a black dude chasing a white woman. I'm listening. Yeah, and she essentially, she's chased to this cliff, right? And she chooses to kill herself rather than, to honor kill herself, rather than be defiled by this crazed black guy.

Yeah. And the Ku Klux Klan ride to the rescue and it portrays black people as lustful towards white women and you know it was inaccurate because the white women in the film were under 170. Yeah. Yeah, it's just so... Ways on she ain't. So it's just not true.

It's just not true. If it was a big white girl I could assume there may be some truth to it. If she was 220, 300, maybe I could see some black guys less than after her. It's just not true. If it was a big white girl, I could assume there may be some truth to it. If she was 220, 300, maybe I could see some black guys less than after her. It's just what it is. So this was shown in the White House. It was a hit. And it was white actors in black place

who played freed slaves who threatened the purity and order of the South while the Klan rides to save the day. So this reignited the Klan because the Klan had faded. It was formed in 1866, right after reconstruction. And it inspired the second Klan in 1915. And our president, Woodrow Wilson, praised it as like writing history with lightning. That's the president of the United States gave it an applause break. Now, now was it remade? Jesse just pulled up a trailer of Birth of a Nation

from 2016. Was the Birth of a Nation remade? They may have redone it, I don't know. But in different. Did they make it with black people? Like they did Fort Detson a funeral? I would assume that they redid it, but they redid it like changing,

like making basically the bad guys white and the good guys black. That would be great. Is that what they did? Well, that's why that movie Sinner is great, a great movie and like number one on the box office hits because the white guy, the Satan is played by a white guy. Yeah I'd like to see Birth of a Nation remade by Quentin Tarantino. Yeah it's what it is. That would be great. Yeah. There's two things he loves is a black hero and the N-word. Now if you want, that's a perfect movie

for him. Right now if you want to see the original version of Birth of a Nation as Yanni was referring to, you can just go to fandango.com, put in our promo code hyhenas and get half off. Way some shit. Just kidding. This is just an example of how long blacks had to just endure, I mean, slavery ended,

but it didn't really end. Can I just tell you one thing too? Yeah. I really, I had a layover this weekend from my flight from New Mexico in Atlanta. There was no straight way to get from New Mexico back to New York. So you have to lay over somewhere and I laid over in Atlanta. And I just want to say that Atlanta, which is, I would say the most prominent city for African Americans, the first and foremost amazing people, the staff, it's mostly Delta Hub, the staff who's predominantly black at the Delta

Lounge and just the Delta employees of there are amazing. I mean it is fun. The women, black women, when I was in Atlanta I saw five or six of maybe truly the most beautiful women I've ever seen in public, like the most gorgeous black women where you can't, like you're like, I'll do anything. Oh yeah. I mean, absolutely beautiful. But what I love about one of the things that I love about, and this could have just been these people, but it's quite often I see this

when I'm around, especially older black people, is the anxiety that you feel about offending at all times when you're around white people, and I can't say this, and oh my God, I can't say that. Black people are just more about because they have much bigger problems. Again, as we've spoken about at length today, the trauma that they went through.

I saw this black, older black guy working at Delta, walked up to a black female working at Delta and he goes, and this is just how he sounded. This is not a stereotype of black accents. This is just this very specific guy. He was like, he was like, yo, yo, what up, baby? You still my wife? And she was like, what? She was like, I was your wife 10 minutes ago. He goes, yeah, but you know, you still my wife, girl. And she was like, what is your actual wife going to think? He was like, what? She was like, I was your wife 10 minutes ago. He goes, yeah, but you know, you still my wife, girl. And she was like, what is your actual wife gonna think? He was like, she don't gotta know nothing. And then they laughed and just high fived.

And then this other woman came by and she was, I think his name was Ralph. She was like, is Ralph messing with you again? And she was like, you know, Ralph just likes to play like that. And then she was like, baby, I know, I love Ralph. And I said to myself, just that interaction, which in a white community is a sexual harassment claim. Someone's going

to try to get money and oh my God. And the trauma of this and bullshit, it's just three black people just being like, he's an old guy. Old guys are creepy. They make creepy comments. He didn't touch me. He made a stupid comment and that's it. And I move on. And I was just like, they have, like, there's not stress around everything with the black people that I was around. They got bigger things to worry about. Exactly. So I think that's something beautiful about that where it's just like they're old school. And I just, I took that moment. I was like, this is good. I feel, I'm not saying go on sexually harass your coworkers, but I'm just saying

there's certain moments where the guy was just messing around and she was like, oh yeah, happy Father's Day. And he's like, he was just being, in his opinion, friendly. I think what we can learn is when you learn how much they went through, I mean, the only thing that got them through is faith, right? So what you learn is juan teeth happened and then white people in Texas didn't react well. They lied to their slaves. They knew about the Emancipation Proclamation for two and a half years. They said, they didn't tell them about it. Then when Juneteenth came in, they hanged them, they made arrangements with them, they manipulated them. They did all types of things, but faith

carried the black community through. Faith is what got them through, and it makes them a soulful people, and that's why they're so good in the arts and everything like that is because they believed in a greater force that was going to to make them free one day, and that's why I love an expression that I watched in this great documentary about Juneteenth that said in a lot of ways, faith is a big part of freedom. And I thought, you know what, that's true, because if you don't have faith, you're imprisoned in some way. You're imprisoned by fear, anxiety, skepticism. So, faith is a big part of freedom.

So, you have to have faith, because at the end of the road, you come, it's either your choice, you're either going to have to choose faith or fear, and that's just how it is. You got to choose faith, baby. Choose faith all the time. That's why I have faith tattooed on my back at the bottom of the crucifix. Yeah, that's what it is. And that's why Faith made a song with P. Diddy. Faith Evans. Yeah, Faith Evans.

But I want to say about this last historical fact, a little truth braided Ginsburg. We like to give you a few of these just to end the episode. So after Juneteenth, the blacks had to figure out how to be free, right? Because they were in a hostile place. A lot of them moved. They tried to go north. They went to Houston. A lot of them went to Houston.

Now in Houston, there's a historically significant African American neighborhood that grew out of the aftermath of Juneteenth and Emancipation. It's one of the oldest and most culturally rich black communities in the city, and it's called Freetown. It's Freetown, it's a story of freedom, resilience, and ongoing erasure. Now, Freetown was founded by formerly enslaved black Americans after Emancipation,

started in the late 1860s, located in the Fourth War, just west of downtown Houston. It was built literally by hand, including brick roads laid by freed slaves themselves, many of which still exist today and are now like historically protected. And that's where they went and they celebrated Juneteenth. They owned everything. They built black churches, and jazz started to thrive there, and blues started to thrive there. And to quote one of them, he says,

"'We paved our own streets literally, "'and they're trying to drive over them "'like they were never there.'" So they wanna preserve that area, and it was a very important place. It's a living symbol of how freedom didn't come with support, but black people built it anyway. Preserving freedom, that's what we got to do. What a beautiful time. Now we are going to do a follow-up. We're going to talk a little bit more about this

at patreon.com slash history hyenas. And we're also going to talk to you about Iran at patreon.com slash history hyenas, but not Iran current day, ran back in the day and the history of those but it was Persian before the muzzi showed up exactly so that's a fun wild off-the-rails patreon and of course at the end of every episode we honor and read out the names of the newest members of the matriarchy the patreon who went to patreon.com slash history is and joined our beautiful fight for freedom so as always the best most funniest name will go become our PPW, Pseudo-Penis of the Week,

and that can be seen at historyinits.com as well as Yanni's and I stand updates, which we're coming all over. And once we get our shit together a little bit more, we're probably gonna give you some sort of t-shirt or something for winning this. Yes, 100%. We just gotta get our merch store together.

Yeah, it's right, yeah. We just built our infrastructure much like the Emancipated Blacks. 100%. We were got to get our merch store together. Yeah, it's right. We just built our infrastructure much like the emancipated blacks. 100%. We were enslaved by being off the beam. We're back on the beam. Yeah. And we were just building Free Town.

We're building Free Town. I want to thank Führer Trump for giving us back our freedom. Weisungshin. Okay. Welcome to the matriarchy. Horatio, master of self-felatio. Very good. Very good. good I'm gonna Drexler right off the bat okay Mark Payton Miles Cooney John Lasusa

Corey Smith sauce monkey with the bucatini weenie I'm gonna Drexler that as well two strong Drexlers I just in my gut I feel like we got better coming bucatini weenie was good though we got better days coming then we got John Hill Opus nasty Bob Woods Tate Tahara. Then we got My Only Fans Funds My Hot Dog Habit. Drexler. Blake Wright, AJ, Emanuel Jackson, Gaz Dust, Joe Manus, Will Travis, Edward Willson, Zach, Kanye's Cousin Not The One From The Song.

Drexler. Okay. Then we got Please Don't Beat Me Boss. Chicken Fever. Then we got Weishan P. Diddy Took My Lunch Box Now I Walk Funny. Okay. Seth Davy. China Hacked My Grinder Now It Hurts When I Pee. Oh, I Pee. Yeah, I like it. Too creative to not give it a Drexler. Okay. Uh, Corey Dryden, Southpaw Sasquatch, uh, Biggie Warneditty, Moe Lesting, Moe Problems. Moe Lesting, Moe Problems is a really good Drexler. It's a heavy Drexler list. Uh,

Zilla, because they're a building's worst nightmare. The Walk Ditto ones are so good though. Can't do it though. It can't do it, but it's so good. Then walk didn't want yeah so good though and do it though walk do it but it's so good then we got so good then we got PBR with a straw John Curliss girth wind and fire put him on the list okay girth wind and fire it's that earth wind and fire girth wind and fire his dick is yeah comes with a fury. Then we got, Frisbee Chauvin would be free. Walked into it. Walked into one.

That is not true. That is not true, I like that little scolding. That is not true. Wienlex, Ricky Tango. Then we got, help, I took a shot of baby oil at the white party, now my throat's glued shut and I testify tomorrow. Put him on the list. Wouldn't it be funny sketch just like a teacher who has a

class full of racist people and they're just saying things like that. The teacher's like, that is not true. And they're just overwhelmed. And that is also not true. And that is not true. That is not okay. Yeah. My friend Jamal's father's favorite actor is Keanu Leaves. I don't know. Okay. Christopher Peterson, Troy Chardier, Kyle... Oh wait, oh my god I get it. Oh Keanu Reeves. Yes he's saying his friend is Asian and his father... No he's saying my friend Jamal's father's favorite actor is Keanu Reeves because he's saying he left he doesn't have a father. Right?

Keanu Reeves? I thought it was Reeves and he couldn't pronounce the R, so he called it Reeves. Keanu Reeves. Ah, is that it? Yeah. Either way, it's over our head. Maybe it's over our head. And when one goes over our head, they get mad at us. They get mad at us and we're sorry. Yeah. Shout out Leroy Ceiling Cricket. Yeah. That has become like a- Sorry about that. I heard now that's become like a thing they just constantly really haunt us with it. Yeah. Then we got Kyle Anderson, Osama Bin Carson, Genghis Khan, Lick My Dong, It's What It Is, Kevin's Girlfriend Saw Chrissy D Crack Open and Clean Out Herman. Okay. What?

Did you bang a guy that you forgot about? No. Clean Out Herman. I don't know. Here from my cuties with smoothies, which we're gonna bring back. Call me Charglutery Board, cause I'm for the table. That's a really good one. Charglutery, very fun. We're gonna Drexler it.

Kenneth Dick, Angel Guzman, Carlo Aros, Andrew Galinsky, Harrison Biquette, Tanner Hart, spray your, spray your bib in, spray your bib in to the hot glue gun in my chocolate Hamas tunnel I'm sorry victim of bad sorry about that real fans using ticket master straight to the back okay Romanian not Romani, AKA Caravan Monkey. Put him on the list. I like that.

Genghis just here for the content. Ooh, nice, funny, creative. Chicken finger. That was good. Gelo, Sean B, Sackless Balls. That's funny to just open air balls. Yeah, just open balls. Just levitating on their own.

Joe Early, Sister Mary held open my fanny pack for the Lord's blessing King baby Kush God Levi Hoskins Josh Balk Spencer Shriek red jockey holler in the frisbees muzzies are coming. Okay Chrissy got clip backstage at the Gold Glove Awards by Steve Garvey. It's just what it is Joey B's prostate, Cody Herring. Joey B's prostate, Joe Biden's prostate. Steve Helm, Jeremy Roth petition to rename the... Classic Park.

The problem we're coming... Walked into what? Can I just say we're running into a problem. Yeah. The problem that we're running into is the walked into ones are the best. Yeah. Yeah. So I just want to acknowledge, we

acknowledge how funny it is. We acknowledge how funny it is, but we also got to be careful, because we don't want to be this to be a place for like, we're breeding hate. We don't want to breed hate. So like that, but. So we have to just say, no, we have to just be that teacher

and say, that is not true. It's not true. But they spelled it J-E-W Rassick Park. It Park it's so good but I have to say we can't do that Mark Haynes and here's another walk in our glide tour guide loud 14 walked into one uh then we got Casey Anthony coming back was my 9-eleven Drexler okay if Chrissy was a missy you could call me Bill Cosby. Okay. Okay. Call it a bug migration cuz Chiggers in Paris walked into Weishongshan. Can't do it. Well it's a song and Chiggers is a bug. Yeah. So I

mean look we didn't name the bug Chiggers. Yeah. It's a real name. And you call them Chiggers. It's a real name. We's a real name. It's a bug and you call them Jiggers. It's a real name. We just had fun with it. Yeah. So I'm just going to give you a Drexler for that. Drexler. Yeah.

And it's a walked into one. Josh V. Tyler, Avruemee, Tommy Mulder, James Dixon, Hayden Craig, Lyle Chippersen, one flew over Sepuku's nest. It's like a suicide joke, right? Isn't Sepuku? Yes. One flew over Sepuku's nest. Yeah, but we can't support that.

Can't support SUI. If you're having thoughts, talk to someone. Talk to someone. It's a temporary problem. Yeah. Then we got Ben Uncle Touchy. Uh, then we got I live on a cul de sac on, um, titties. Yum.

Yum. Get you some. Okay. $3 Leroy bill with a glue gun grill. Okay. Alexander cool guys. I'm musta. the glue gun grill.

Okay. Alexander cool guys. I'm musta. That was Sarah, Dave, Eric, Barknot, Pierre, Eva's, McLaughlin, freaky, Zeke, Kylie Potts, Jordan, Geronimo, uh, Jorge, Andre, if it's a chigger, it's probably bigger. Okay.

Loud 14. They're having fun with it. Do it. I mean, someone has to change the name of that bug. Yeah. Ryan Carter, Jeff here, Matthew Moore, Nick Furek, IAZ, William, Tim Manzella, Pete Lindek, Duncan Stewart, T9A.com, screwed in.

Screwed in. Noor, Nicholas M. Upchurch, Carlton Purcell, Zeke, G straight to the back, an Indian reptile aka the fumigator. Drexler okay, uncle Nicole Jorge my uncle Okay, cuz he spelled it like a name yeah Yeah, yeah David V doll Charles Anthony Moretti, Still E, Matthew Kuhn.

Matthew. Watch gay porn but I'm not, so I stroke my glue gun with Icy Hot. Uh, watch gay porn but I'm not, so he's trying to like not, he's trying to make himself hate it. Yeah, but I'm going to put them on the list because I, it's, that's a deep one. Yeah. And you understand. So he's saying like, I like it, but I put Icy Hot to make myself think I don't like it. Yep. Then we got Mahatma Kuchi, uh, Luke McGarry, Vanessa, Siesba, Megan T, Jack

Hayes, Natalie Amato, Austin Loveless, John Leitner, Derek McGuire, Joseph Skinnelly or Scannell, Thomas Matelsta, Ryan Sweeney, Fumario LaFumes. Then we got the space between Yanni's eyes, make no mistake, because I'm a squeak. Leroy's overreact laughing. Oh, can't say that. I mean, now I've just caught it. You just full out said the N word and that's not okay. That's not okay. Can't say that. I mean, now I've just called it. You just full out said the N word and that's not okay. It's not okay.

Can't say that. Yeah. Chet Hanks, STD bill. Put them on the list. Hey, yep. That's an interesting one. That's an interesting one. On the runway, but the pilots at DEI hire.

Put them on the list. You go, contender, get out the catapult. I knew it was coming. Yeah. I think that's going to be the guy. Yeah. Okay. But we'll just get through this list. He's going to live. Yeah going to be the guy. Yeah. Okay. But we'll get through this list.

So he's going to live. Which is the opposite. Yeah. Yeah. Natalie Portman's Jew broad fumes. Okay. Benjamin Nolent, Sina Khoshvani, just a Leroy who makes blankets, but don't call me a knitter. But he's black himself. Yeah. He's black himself. But it's, you know, it's a chicken finger then? I would put that on the,

don't call me a knitter. I make blankets but don't call me a knitter. But he's saying he's black. He's black. He's black so I'm putting him on the list. Okay. That's a contender. All right. Yeah. He's saying I'm a knitter. I make blankets. I'm a black guy who makes blankets but don't call me a knitter. It's just what it is. I mean, I think it's a fun one. Okay. Yeah. Derek Wagner, Francisco, Gun Germs and Steel Pipe Chrissy, Connor Fenwick. I'm going to give that an honor. It's a great book, Gun Germs and Steel, so I'm just going to give that an honor, Ray Drexler. Lucian, why do black people use my name as a first name marquee? Okay. Lucian. I don't know it. Okay. Taylor Brand, Alex Aguilar, Chris, it's the Chinese, we

are ready to buy your house. Very funny, I'm a Drexler. Okay, massage loving maple monkey betrayed by his ATM receipts. That is a Canadian guy who gets massages. And his wife caught him with the ATM receipt. And his wife caught him, so we're going to put him on the list. That's just what it is. That's just what it is. Because the kid needs help right now. It's help and it's a creative. Yeah, I mean, it's just he can only afford to eat his dinner at Tim Hortons

Yeah Twinkie dick Chicken figure history hyenas plan three-year time span Debo fly balls 2020 fart McGuire Andrew potato sauce monkey borsetti ash D Danny Abar, if it ain't right, why's the glue always white? Okay. It's funny.

If it's a walked into one kind of Drexler. Okay. I don't get it. If it ain't right, why's the glue always white? If it ain't right, why's it always white? Meaning white is always right. Right. Right.

Okay. Yeah. All right. Rectimus Prime transformed my glue dumpster. Rectimus Prime. Ooh. Say it again. Rectimus Prime transformed my glue dumpster. Put them on the list. Okay. Glue dumpster's fun too. Yeah. And his rectimus prime, his asshole. And then we got another Nate Higgers, which I'm just going to say we should retire. Yeah. No more of those. Yeah. But somebody did it. It's an, and they wrote it's an anagram. Mooshu's pork poop shoot with glue fumes. Steven Fisher. Stamos is Faji and Yanni's Trobani. Funny. Funny. Joshua Cashwell. Trumple still skin gives it to me doggy style and I like it. Draxie. My history, Hyena's name in my bio, Hawk, Jua, and Spit on that Frisbee. Put them up. The walked in ones are so good. Spit on that Frisbee was in, because we've heard Hawk,

Jua, but Spit on that Frisbee is nice. We're gonna walk into one. Walked into one, okay. Sean Terry's buffed beefcake daddy, Ash Money, the Pope farted on my dick and it made me glue his fart ripper shot. Okay. Yanni, Yanni catapulted, Chrissy denied his corpus. Hey baby, it's corpus. Walked into one. Can't disparage. But funny. Jorge Floyd CPAP supplies. Pty LPD. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Jorge Floyd CPAP supplies. I love when they get them past Chrissy. Just take a second at that. Jorge Floyd. George Floyd. George Floyd CPAP supply. He couldn't breathe. Yeah.

So he needed CPAP. That's a very bad one. Very bad one. Very creative. I was going to, I literally thought it was a company. I was going to say it was screwed up. I know. So it's good that we didn't say that. I was going to say it was screwed up. I know. Yeah. Not good. Very bad one. Very bad one.

Very creative. I was going to, I literally thought it was a company. I was going to say it was screwed up. So it's good that we didn't say that. They did. Now they're having fun just tricking you. Yeah. Michael never jacking it son. Okay. That is not okay. That is not okay. That is just not okay. We are not not okay. That is not true. Back on the beam glue canoe in my way, back on the beam glue canoeing my way upstream, Hyde O'Himenez, Kevin DeLuca, Nancy Pelosi's Bombs Over Baghdad, big fan of history hyenas with Adolf and Fat Stamos, Phil Kitchell. The Sacred Rocks, Yanni Piston and Gettysburg. I like that chicken finger. Justin Lieberman. Musk's Eyes, it sometimes does that. Bricked up string bean. Leroy with Floaties to swim through Chrissy's well farts. Will Rodriguez, Chris...

Leroy with Floaties would have been great. Leroy with Floaties. If you just left it right there, it would have been great. So I'm going to just give you a shout out. Shout out. Matt W and then last but not least, Chrissy's next co-host. Drexler. Okay. So we got a list now. Yeah. So at first we thought- And a Leroy with floaties is still in my mind. Yeah. I just liked it. It's very funny. Okay. So here is, here's the list. Okay. Girth Wind and Fire. Drexler it. Drexler. So we're out girth wind and fire, but thank you. Thank you Then we got help. I took a shot of baby oil at the white party Now my throat's glued shut and I testified tomorrow

So good I testified tomorrow made it very very good. So I'm gonna Drexler it any other day. I'm sorry. It's just the other ones That's what and that's how the definition of a Clyde Drexler it any other day. I'm sorry. It's just the other ones. That's what and that's a definition of a Clyde Drexler Any other era he played in Michael Jordan's era and it's just unfortunate. Yeah, it's unfortunate Romanian Not Romani aka caravan monkey caravan monkey for Romanian people is very good, but direct Thank you for bringing that to the lexicon, but we're gonna Drexler. Okay Chet Hanks STD bill all Oh, roll me people or caravan monkeys because they travel, sorry.

What was the STD one? Chet Hanks STD Bill. Chicken finger it. Okay, watch gay porn but I'm not, so I stroke my glue gun with Icy High. Contender. Contender still. Okay, so Chet Hanks STD Bill is Chicken Finger. Yeah.

Then we got On the Runway, but the pilot's a DEI High. Contender. Okay. Just a Leroy who makes blankets, but don't call me a knitter contender okay yeah massage loving maple monkey betrayed by his ATM receipts we're gonna Drexler it Drexler any other day but you know we feel for you yeah rectum is prime transform my glue dumpster we're gonna do we're gonna Drexler any other day okay funny factor was so here we

have three contenders yeah we have this right we have I'll read them all three of them out. Watch gay porn, but I'm not. So I stroke my glue gun with Icy Hot. So good. On the runway, but the pilot's a DEI hire or just a Leroy who makes blankets, but don't call me a knitter. Okay. Those three good ones. Here's the thing. The funniest one to me is the Leroy. And the most crea- But, the creative one, but it's inside, is the pilot. Because you have to know that our lexicon is, if you're on the runway, it means you're gonna die. Right. So, since this is for our fans,

Right. What's the other one again? Uh, watch gay porn, but I'm not, so I stroke my glue gun with Icy Hot. Very funny, we've had a lot of gay ones. So that's out. I'm gonna Drexer that one. Okay.

Even though it's incredible. I get it. Because I like the struggle of what you're trying to do. You're trying to make yourself straight. Yeah. So it's very funny. And I get that. You want to introduce pain.

You want to introduce pain to try to condition yourself like a Pavlovian dog to like girls. Yeah. And it's very funny. And it's very hard. It really deserves to win. Yeah. When I think about it, but it's just, this is what makes this hard. So just a Leroy with who makes blankets, but don't call me a knitter on the runway, but the pilot is a DEI hire

I'm gonna go with on the runway Because the pilots of DEI hired to our fans know what it means. I shot out to the blanket maker. Yeah, Jesse Would you agree? Yes, I do on and Jesse is the one who coined on the runway or that he's close. Yeah, he's close. He's close. So on the runway, but it's a DEI hire, so you're safe and you're going to live. So if you go to... Which is the opposite.

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