History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - Live from the Blast Zone

Episode Date: January 23, 2025

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It's 7 a.m. We are coming to you live from the blast zone in Washington, DC. I'm Chris Stefano, aka Chrissy Constitutions, with me as always, Giannis Pappas, aka Special Needs Stamos, and make absolutely no mistake. Spotify. We are here from the Spotify trailer. That's right. Spotify has been reduced down to a trailer because they gave all their money to Joe Rogan.

Yeah, they gave. So that's just what the truth of the situation is, is Spotify is trying to be like, isn't this cute? And the truth is you gave a hundred schmilly to Joe Rogan. So now you're just, we just in a fucking trailer and no other comedy podcast said yes to this event except us. Spotify came and said, would you kids like to come down to Washington DC? We won't put you in a hotel or pay for your travel, but you can do comedy in a trailer live from the blast zone outside the inauguration thinking that everybody would of course say no, but we are the history hyenas, and we said, absolutely, absolutely.

Yeah, I mean there's absolutely no reason for us to be here, we're not political kids. Yeah. Ben Shapiro's gonna be in here later, I heard. So he said yes, but he's got a purpose, he's gotta be here and say, look, that doesn't. Does it. I mean, this is, I'm making history, we're doing this,

and this is gonna be good, and we're just here going, why are we here? Why are we here? And Ben Shapiro's also a Frisbee head head which sometimes he comes out with a frisbee, sometimes he comes out without a frisbee. Yeah, he's very semi frisbee. It's very semi frisbee and we also by the way, you can't see it from your angle and maybe you can, I don't know, we are coming to you from a fishball. Yeah. So people are walking around outside and hopefully

the lady, there was a crack head, we swear on our kids yesterday when we were walking around Washington DC, we walked past them and this lady called us crack And she called us crackers first and she called this After and that's just the truth and we're saying it in DC and make no mistake the technical team of Spotify Legally cannot laugh at that. Oh, they can't laugh. They're trying to laugh on the inside I see the kid in the New Balances and the a6 over here You actually put his face behind the wall because he said I want to get fucking fired, but these kids are wild. It's funny. Yeah. I mean, listen, you're just repeating a historical truth of what happened yesterday. And we thought

it was funny. Yeah. And when she called, we turned around and said, no, that one you got correct. You got both of them were technically correct. Yeah. And I like the kid with the A6. He's a good kid. He's funny. He goes, cause I would say, no, New Balances came back and he goes, oh, it's not the kid with the news. The A6. Okay. Oh, but the kid with the a6 he's a good kid he's funny he goes because I would say no new balances came back and he goes oh it's not the kid with the new a6 okay oh but the kid with the a6 is around the other side of the wall but he's funny because he says yeah this kid outside he's this kid here but this kid's a blast so this kid's a great kid and he goes he goes he goes new balances I said oh a6 are coming back and new balancers coming back and he said new balances never left

Washington DC and when somebody says Balance has never left their city, you know one thing and one thing only, you're in a black city. New Balances are big with the black community and anything that's big with the black community is good for us because make no mistake, black kids are the most fashionable, well-dressed kids. They just, we just copy what they do.

So now I'm gonna get a pair of Asics. I went to school in DC and they used to call it Marlin. Marlin. So when you're in Maryland, you're in Maryland. I love coming back to DC. I love it, I love it. I love coming back to DC. The only problem.

You're not coming back, you're not from here. You never lived here. That is true. Yeah, that is true. Sometimes your brain goes faster than your mouth. Yeah, it's what it is. And I just drink too much coffee. Are you from DC now?

Is that what you're gonna be playing? I'm from Washington, DC. Yeah, he's a crazy Di that what you're gonna be playing? I'm from Washington DC. Yeah, he's Chris DeStefano from Washington DC and he's a black kid. Yeah, my name's John. My name's John Wilkes-Bott. You're gonna do Italian for the first 10 years then admit you're German for 10,

but not your black Chris DeStefano wearing an A6 from DC. And it feels good. And here's the truth, folks. I feel like we're sitting on the train. Yeah, I feel like we're sitting on the train and we're here in Washington DC for inauguration weekend, which was two words, big mistake.

We should not be here during this weekend. We should be home with our families. But we said yes, because the kid who runs our ads, Alan, said he was going to be here with us. And it'd be a good idea for us to do this for Spotify and make absolutely no mistake, the kid Alan didn't even show up, because he's probably just doing whippets, begging somebody.

Ha ha ha. Inside joke, it's what it is. It's what it is. no mistake, the kid Allen didn't even show up because he's probably just doing whip-its, pegging somebody. Um... Inside joke, it's what it is. It's what it is, and absolutely nobody is laughing around us, and it's just what we do. If you know the show, you know we're having fun, fun, fun. If you don't know the show, you say, who the fuck were those two ladies?

Yeah, we did discover, like we said, me and Chris were friends in a previous life, and we were girls, and we were friends and we were girls, and we were friends. We were girls and we were friends. How good would this have been if this was the year 1789? Because guess what? The inauguration would have been in New York City. I know, the first president ever inaugurated.

The only problem would have been 1789. 1789, but make no mistake, I wanna go back, I would love to have been a man in 1789 because well-dressed men back then got to throw in a pair of high heels and tights. Yeah, and now that's how they dress. Yeah, and these guys started liking the podcast even less because we just said we wanna go back to 1789.

Yeah. These guys do not wanna go back to 1789. And neither do we, it was a bad time, there was bad things going on. I'm glad we live in 2025 I'm just a little nervous that everyone is so worked up over politics. Yeah, Pete We just passed a guy who had a Trump truck right with Trump's face on Rambo's body. Yeah, it's what it is Going on. Why are people fucking losing it because people got to get off the internet They got to get off her net the internet has made everyone go unless you go a little- Unless you're on Spotify. Yes, Spotify is good.

Stay on Spotify. Stay on Spotify, watch this video. But the internet has went a little cuckoo and it's radicalizing people, but it's not really the internet. It's called Russian disinformation. It's the Russians trying to get infiltrate, trying to infiltrate us in, but they can't do it, cuz, because what's interesting about the Russians is anytime they're trying to get inside me, Russians like to go in through the butt and then I'm confusing to them because I have a Russian tea doll

inside my butt. So they think they got me and then they don't understand it's layers and layers and layers. Yeah, and the problem is sometimes there's Chinese kids inside those little Russian dolls. Yes. So sometimes it's actually Chinese disinformation, but it comes across as Russian disinformation because they're inside of a Russian doll. It's what it is. And yesterday we did a live show in Washington, D.C. and the truth is Washington,

D.C. kids are just a little bit sensitive and they're just a little bit more PC than the rest of America because I said, even if the cameras go down, at least we know that because we had a couple of Chinese fans or at least we know they're recording this because and it was just a little communist joke and a bomb because people don't want to laugh at that because they're like that is not okay. Yeah, yeah, the truth is it's okay. And the truth is is because you have that fucking attitude of being fucking that is not okay. It's why trump won. It's what it is. It's really the only he's really a spite president.

Hundred thousand percent. People are just going spite. You know what anybody who says how did trump win? Take a look in the fucking mirror. It's because you're annoying. Yeah, if you're in Mexico right now because you had to get out of DC because you just can't, maybe it's that reason. Because you just can't. I just can't, I just can't do it. It's like nothing's gonna happen. Yeah, here's still America.

And let's go back. Dana White is gonna be the vice president, but besides that, just cross your fingers. It's what it is. Yeah, it's what it is. I mean, Hershel Walker may be the Secretary of Missiles, and I think he's appointing Sylvester Stallone It's what it is. Just cross your fingers. It's what it is. Yeah. It's what it is. I mean, Hershel Walker may be the Secretary of Missiles, and I think he's appointing Sylvester Stallone as the emissary to Hollywood.

I don't even know what that means, but the kid's just making up rules. Can he make Sidney Sweeney the Secretary of Tits? She's got fucking bombs. She's got fucking jugs. She's got nice jugs. Now what, a slurper poop? Yeah, literally. 1789, George Washington, first inaugurated president

in New York City, right down there by the Stock Exchange in Wall Street. I've been there. I've been to that statue many times. George Washington was a tall kid, 6'5 kid. Yeah, he was a 6'5 kid. I would imagine. Like Donnie T.

I would imagine if he was born in 2025, he would have had a nice mid-range. Yes. At 6'5. Yes, he would have had a nice mid-range at 6'5". Yes, he would have had a nice middie. Now, is George Washington the tallest president besides Donny T.? Well, Donny T.

Or A. Blinken was a tall kid. A. Blinken was a tall kid too for his time. I think they've all been tall since TV happened. Yes. It couldn't just be a squeak. After TV happened, I mean, Nixon just looked like a sweaty squeak. He did look like a sweaty squeak.

And JFK was a piece. JFK was a piece, and I knew a guy from the neighborhood that was one of my father's friends that he had some kind of compulsion. He would go bang chicks that he just met and would only bang them with a Richard Nixon mask on. And that's just a truth baiter Ginsburg. I don't know why. And apparently my brother Begg's dudes would have screamed mask on. Yeah, because we, I don't know what apparently my brother begs dudes with a scream mask on yeah

Cuz we I don't know what that mask is, but it freaked me out I couldn't sleep can we send a picture to Jesse can he post that mask up on our episode? Patriot yeah, I can we also post the books the books from your brother Go to patreon.com slash history. I'm gonna post pictures of the little treasure hunt I did in Yannis's brother's apartment before Yannis got there. Yeah Yeah, because his brother just has confirmed if you if you ever wondered Hey, it's Yannis's brother gay. We have confirmation because of the many things I've seen in that man's apartment He's a gay man. Yeah, the inauguration wasn't moved to DC until 1801

1801 and the first so that must have been Thomas Jefferson. That's right, it was Thomas Jefferson. It was the first one, and do you know Thomas Jefferson? He was responsible for the Louisiana Purchase. He added a big section to our country, and do you know that Thomas Jefferson, he was the President of the United States, he was the most forward-thinking man, he was like the Elon Musk of our time,

he was the smartest kid in the country, and do you know at that time Thomas Jefferson genuinely thought he told Lewis and Clark in the Lewis and Clark expedition, he told them to bring extra tools because they could be dinosaurs in the Louisiana Purchase. Did you know that? Yeah, that's the thing is he's a smart kid, but also like these guys would take the oath and they would say they would defend the Constitution and then But also, these guys would take the oath and they would say they would defend the Constitution and then, yeah, they're going to defend the Constitution and they were smart kids and everything and they would say we're going to defend freedom. But also at the time there was just still slavery, so the kids weren't that smart.

The kids just went home a little confused. A little confused. And said, what did I just say? What does that mean? It wasn't a good time. It wasn't a good time. It wasn't a good time at all. To not be a hypocrite.

It wasn't a good time at all. And I'm thankful now that slavery is over, except in Saudi Arabia. They just got a lot of slaves in Saudi Arabia. They still got them there? They enslaved their own people in Saudi Arabia. Yeah. That's what they built. They build all the arenas and stuff.

They built that. The biggest slave population right now in the world, Saudi Arabia. Yeah. They enslaved their own people. It's fucked up. Yeah. Yeah, enslaved their own people. It's fucked up. Yeah, it's messed up. It's fucked up.

Yeah, it's messed up. So why doesn't Donnie T just drop one on them? He's got to just drop one. You can't have a place that has enslaved people. Why don't we just drop one on them and forget about everybody else? Because you know the kids are going to be going wild. Tariff bomb. Tariff bomb.

Yeah. What I really like about being the first one up in this studio is watching these awesome audio engineers and people at Spotify say, why are we doing this? What do we get into? And I want to see the difference between our podcast and the next one. Well, the next ones are going to be fucking snoozers. I think these kids are going to enjoy listening to Ben Shapiro talk about how this is a monumental moment for Instagram. You don't give a fuck what it is. They don't give a fuck. Make no mistake, the way this kid is dressed right here with the headphones and the Scully

hat is just the way straight white males and lesbians in the city dress exactly the same. Yeah, it's a little Yeah, I mean yeah, it's what it is. I like the kids asic shoes. Yeah, it's what it is Listen, you're a kid who you have an idea of what a straight kid should look like right and those kids usually did not go to College yeah, they definitely vote to the right. They definitely wear Carhartt sometimes to weddings. And they definitely get the two for 20 at Applebee's. It's what it is. And they will have every single one of their kids' confirmations either at O'Neill's in Maspeth or any VFW hall in the Queens area.

Yeah, and the firefighters and cops. And that's just who the guys are in a role with. Now, this kid, he went to a liberal arts school. He came from a family that also went to college. And the kid reads, and he's looking at you like you're scum. Like I'm scum and he wants you to wait for me. And it's just a different thing. And he's got no fumes, he smells good.

He smells definitely good. He smells absolutely good. The kid uses fuck, he uses a loofah. I know a kid who uses a loofah. I can see a kid walking down the street, and I'm going, that kid is bar bar to bar to skin. Yeah, he's soaked the skin I see a black kid. I go that's definitely a kid who has a washcloth It's what it is

They do washcloth and then I know a kid who fucking definitely goes on Amazon and gets a pack of loofahs It's what it is cuz I also want to give a quick shout out cuz we are live here from Washington DC Donny T does a loofah. He's like Donny T does a loofah Yeah live here from Washington, D.C. Cause you think Donnie T. does a loofah? Donnie T. does a loofah. I think that, I just want to give a quick shout out to the commanders who beat the shit out of the Lions last night, so congratulations to them. And I just gotta be honest with you, I think everybody in this city who's over 35

just calls him the Redskins. I think that's just what they do, and they don't want to call them the commanders. Yeah, I mean, listen, I mean, the commanders is a stupid name. It's like watching GI Joe. If you're DC, you should make it about something like the city, right?

It should represent the city. So how about the Washington senators with underage girls? Or how about the Washington K Street lobby group that really, what the fuck, why is this in our system? How about the Washington AIPAC? How about the fucking Washington laptops? How about the Washington will do anything Israel says to do? How about the Washington net and Yahoo's how about the Washington fucking interns that? Is how about the fucking how about the Washington gay guys?

Washington fucking Legislation's not gonna pass because we're fucking we're fucking locked because we're locked because we're sending all money Yo, Yanni sundown and yanni's brain just broke How about the Washington another 500-billion Ukraine, which I'm not saying is good or bad, but I'm saying it's happening How about the Washington UCFs? How about the Washington undercovers? Yeah, how about that? How about the Washington undercover? How about that? How about the Washington no more bipartisan bill? It's what it is cuz make no mistake

Do you think these do you think as soon as the inauguration is over Joe Biden's gonna go play bingo? Yeah, I think I think the kid is in his applesauce ears, and that's fine I think he puts his teeth in cuz our other producer right here was on one knee the entire time on this podcast That kids got good hip flex maybe he's a Muslim kid. It was time to pray I mean, why you you judging, cuz? I don't know, cuz. I got a Muslim friend who walks around with a fucking rug. It's how it goes.

I like, yeah. Kids gotta drop down and give Allah 20 every five hours. By the way, shout out to the Muslim family who was at our show last night. Thank you guys for coming. Yeah. They look great. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The thing is about our podcast is you can listen to it here and be like, what are these guys talking about? We unite. This podcast unites better than community colleges I mean we just bring peeps together yeah we really are the benetton adepal because everyone knows we're joking around we're breath of fresh air because everyone you know it's tired of walk around their fucking tippy toes I mean I am I and I but I like to actually throw on a high heel or two yeah cuz your foot does look like it's

been shaped by a high heel and the girl who works with Spotify is an absolute fucking piece. Four Rome, I'll tell you that right now. She can get cocodid. Yeah, she can get cocodid. She's a piece. Yeah, I mean, I just said to the girl who was wearing a headpiece. Spotify is not going to allow us to put this out. No, they love it. I mean, what are you kidding? OK, fine. Yeah, this is where, you know, they let everything happen now.

Yeah, they just following the dollars. And guess what? You know, we're not right wing kids because we're right in the middle and we like to make fun of everybody. Yes. But the country has taken a turn to the right. The country has taken a turn to the right and it's just what it is. And we'll see what happens as we've told you before. We only do this podcast during the Trump administration. That's why we did it from 2016 to 2020. And then we went away for four years and now we're back. And that's just because we're Trying to preserve freedom. Yeah, cuz what happened was people are just fed up with the system and the and the and the system politician

So it was either gonna be Bernie or it was gonna be Trump, right now Bernie got he got fuck Tanya Harding Okay, Tanya Harding came he got Hillary Clinton was Tanya Harden She came in and she took his down out Also, he could never get elected because you cannot look like that and be president. You just can't look like you're a substitute teacher at a math class in Brooklyn. It's not going to work. So they went with Donny T. It's an explosion. It's a wrecking ball. It's what it is because we are in the studio. And honestly, because those shoulder pads on Hillary Clinton's pantsuits were wild I mean from the back I don't know

if she's running for president or plays for the commanders I really don't girls got shoulder pads shoulder pads and remember she passed out Clinton just banged out everybody that's what it is it's what it is he kid the kid he had he had a weakness for the ladies so do I yeah so do I and it's rough. Yeah, it's rough, cuz. But you've, but, you know what? The kid did put a cigar in a 21-year-old girl's vagina, and that is funny. That is funny, and to be honest with you, that would get a vote for me. Because we just like that fun.

I don't take anything too seriously. Have you ever been offended by anything in your life? Yes. You have been? Cuz you're, offended by anything in your life? Yes. You have been? Because you go to UCF. Yeah, well you can't, there's gotta be a line, right? I don't think- What offends you?

Truly tell me for real, what actually fucking offends you? It doesn't offend me, but I just don't think making fun of people with disabilities, I don't get it. They can't help it. Well because you have a disabled brother, but we would never do that, but that's taking shots. Right, but I think generally, even if I didn't have a disabled brother, I'm going like, why would you make fun of a kid? But who would do, but we wouldn't do that. that's generally even if I didn't have a disabled brother I'm going like why why would never run of a kid

but who would do but we wouldn't do that but no I'm saying yeah oh but you're saying offended by us oh yeah I'm not fed by I do this part because that's the thing we don't make we don't make fun of anyone who like we would never make fun of a disabled that's where my life yeah I can yeah that's my line yeah and my I think I guess my line I don't like when people make fun of Kamala Harris. I take that seriously. Seriously. Yeah, I'm a white guy for Kamala.

You're a disabled people, that's your line, and I respect why, and I would say the only thing that could offend me is if you make fun of the German Republic. I don't like that. Yeah. What it is, cuz we're supposed to be doing an episode on the inauguration, so what else you got?

We got 1801 or 1802 Yeah, it's what it moved to Washington DC your ass. Can I just be rest be what I got? But it's really what a chappy what a chappy tea got We are the chat GPT sluts and cuz I gotta be honest with you. I really want to be honest with you I want this United States Capitol to just move back to New York Well, I just wanted to move back to New York Yeah, it would be we want everything to move to New York. We want Hollywood to move to New York and it may because it's burnt down. Yeah, it's just burnt down. It just happened.

Like LA burned down and make no mistake Joe the Squeak Rogan is flying in for the inauguration. Yeah, I mean, cuz you know it's a really weird time. There's Humvees outside. Yeah. LA's on fire. What's going on? Donnie T is just gonna make Joe Rogan ambassador to Aliens. It's what it is. Do you think Donnie T's gonna send Joe Rogan out when the Aliens come? He's gonna let him talk to the kids? Yeah, I think, I don't know what's going on

cause yeah, I mean, you know, all the tech barons are gonna be here tomorrow. I guess they're all gonna be Bezos and Zuckerberg, the new Zuckerberg. There's a post, there's an AD Zuckerberg and a BC Zuckerberg. The new Zuckerberg does Jiu Jitsu, he's got his chain out. The kid went through a transition, he went from girl, he's a trans man.

Yeah, he's a trans man. The kid is a trans man. Mark Zuckerberg was as cucked out as being a cuck can be, and now the kid came all the way to the other side. I mean, the kid now does jiu jitsu. He's got a thick neck, and he's a libertarian, and he's just been hanging out with Dana White, and he just, he's got his bar mitzvah

into being a man, I guess. I mean, Mark Zuckerberg is the definition of covering his own ass. I mean, that kid is just, he is now capitulating to whatever side will have him. Because that's what they do, because they wanna make the money, and he knows Trump's coming in office,

and he just goes, let me just get comfy-wumfy inside Trump's ass. Mark Zuckerberg is the- This kid is a polyp in Trump's ass right now. Mark Zuckerberg is the definition of a guy who is for the table. He's for the table. That guy is saying, I'm for the table, anyone can take a bite out of me, I don't care if

you're Democrat, Republican, whoever is going to make my business better, that's who I'll go to. And I kind of respect the kid for just being so openly spineless. I really do. Yeah, he's just, he's what you call a Benedict Arnold. Yes, Cubs. A Benedict Arnoldstein. Yeah, a Benedict Arnoldstein.

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and George Washington. So he was like a WNBA player. Yes, exactly. Yeah, he wasn't getting what he deserved. He wasn't getting what he deserved. He was like a women's soccer player. Exactly, he wasn't getting what she deserved. Yeah.

So, but then he still did eventually turn and go with England, so you can't fucking do that and you're a piece of shit for that. But I would like to do an episode on Benedict Arnold to show how he got to where he got. Because it's not just like- Was he a rude security guard? He, yeah. Yeah. He was a rude security guard. That's what Juan Soto did in Sign with the Yankees.

Yeah. He flipped to the Mets and you also flipped to the Mets too because you like Dominicans I flip you just follow where the Dominican I flip to the Mets No, because I also am in a way like Mark Zuckerberg. I'll go where they pay me Yeah, that's what it is. That's what just fucking rolling out the red carpet and you're like I'm gonna do that And now you're a Mets fan. I'm a huge New York Mets fan So you never really had any emotional connected to the Yankees, or do you still secretly root for them? I only secretly root for them because my dad, aka Barney Rubble, is still alive and he's

a big Yankees fan. My dad looks like Barney Rubble from the Flintstone. He does look like Barney Rubble, yeah. Now can you, what else, what's another fun fact about the inauguration? I just farted on the seat just so Ben Shapiro could fucking have a nice warm seat. Yeah, deep into the seat. Yeah, the kids were fucking half a bill. Ben Shapiro, I want the kids over here off to the right

to do a shot every time Ben Shapiro says trans person. Yeah. And you're gonna be fucking hammered. Yeah. Oh, yeah, by the 10s into the 50s. Yeah, I mean, I can tell you what his podcast is gonna be right now. He's gonna pull up the fucking, all the trans people

that were in Biden's administration and go, this is over and that's it. And then he's gonna say, support Israel and Hamas and release the hostages. That's the episode and it's done. That's just what he's gonna say. He's gonna say, release the hostages and no more trans. Cause do you think Donnie T is gonna come out tomorrow

on day one of his presidency and pardon Diddy? No, I don't think he's gonna pardon Diddy. And in fact, I just saw that he's hired. I think he's got like four LGTBQ cabinet members. There you go. Yeah, I'm not saying, you know, I don't know what he's doing. Yeah, I don't know what he's doing. I don't know if he knows what he's hired, I think he's got like four LGTBQ cabinet members. There you go. Yeah, I'm not saying, you know, I don't know what he's doing. Yeah, I don't know what he's doing.

I don't know if he knows what he's doing. Donnie T's just coming out and spinning the wheel, which we kind of like in a present. The kid just comes out, wakes up every day, spins the wheel, whatever it lands on, that's what he'll do that day. Yeah, and I think he's just the entertainer in chief, and I think he might have said to Maduro in Venezuela,

he might have said, because he's very good friends with Vince McMahon, and he loves the wrestling thing, and he's very good friends with Vince McMahon, and he loves the wrestling thing, and that's what he has brought to this, is he brings a little heat to presidency. So I think he might have called up Maduro and said, just say you wanna invade Puerto Rico, because I wanna get some action happening.

Yeah, let's start, cut a promo on it. So Maduro goes out and then he goes, we're just gonna invade Puerto Rico, and Trump goes, it's a fucking great promo, I'm gonna come back, say I'm gonna drop missiles on you. We'll bring the cheap heat Yeah, and the next thing you know, we're fucking getting views cuz may just wants ratings to go through the roof cuz make absolutely no mistake Venezuela can invade Puerto Rico if they like to but they better be prepared to be attacked by pit bulls Yeah, because Puerto Rico's got a lot of people

Yeah, they did and that you found another joke for that is fucking fucking shows how great you are because you already said they're going to throw chocolate. Yeah, that was which was the top tier joke, but you found another good one. Another one because there's a lot of loose people. When it comes to Puerto Ricans, I'll always find a way. Yeah, you'll find the way. Yeah. What it is, they're going to get hit with pit bulls, babies. I mean, just that was a 10 when you said they're going to invade and they're just going to be flying chocolate. And that'll be a clip from our show. Yeah, that'll be a fucking clip I don't know if this episode's coming out first or the next one or maybe we the footage got lost again We don't know on this show. Yeah, cuz this room is blue. This room is blue

It's blue! Yeah, they're saying this is blue. They got some subliminal messaging here Yeah, they got an HVAC in the fucking thing Spotify's got a couple dollars Yeah, yeah, they got an HVAC in the fucking thing Spotify's got a couple dollars left over after the Joe Rogge deal and after Let it call her daddy deal and we want the next fucking deal guys Spotify listen to me you gave Joey Roroh 100 Shmiley you gave call her daddy 60 mil honestly cuz me and Yanni We'll do it for a cool mill We'll do it for one cool mill and I'm out of the fucking biz Yeah, we just just throw us a meal and get me in a fucking house up in Westchester, and I'm good.

Yeah, that's sad. That's sad. But yeah, Spotify, make no mistake. Thank you so much for having us. I talk to Spotify like they're listening. They've shut off our feed. No, I think Spotify, they're still cooking. I can see the bars moving.

See the green bars? These kids, Spotify, don't mess around. They have see the bars moving. See the green bars? Let me tell you something, dude. These kids, Spotify don't mess around. I mean, they got beautiful cameras. They got a great crew here. They got a trailer outside. We're in the fishbowl, coming to you live from the blast zone in Washington, D.C. This is the blast zone.

Someone will get killed tomorrow at the inauguration. Yeah, something's gonna go down. It is. We're getting out of here. We're getting out of here. We are driving, I am driving as fast as I fucking can out of here. Yeah, have you ever seen the fucking Kurt Russell movie?

No. What is it called? Out of Manhattan or something like that? Daybreak? What's it called? Escape from LA. This kid's a movie kid. Yeah, out of New York and escape from LA.

What happened? Right now we're Kurt Russell and we're getting out of DC, we're escaping from DC. But I am going to go ride across the street to Topp D's Bakery, because they got good scones. Yeah, you're gonna get yourself a scone? Scone! You want a scone, and you wanna go home to Philly? Before we say inauguration, I just wanna say something last night.

You made a comment that hurt my feelings. What? When we were sleeping in your brother's apartment, I was going to my room. I said, I'm just gonna go lay in my bed, and I said, it's okay, I can lay on top of the plug house. And you said, yeah, you can, because you're a fat kid. Yeah, I did call you a fat kid. And then I covered my butt's okay, I can lay on top of the plugout. And you said, yeah, you can, cause you're a fat kid. Yeah, I did call you a fat kid.

And then I covered my butt. Yeah, yeah. You said, I look fat, just tell me, did I look fat from that angle? No, cause the thing is, the thing is, you just, you don't have a body that matches your head or butt when you get ripped. So it's very weird.

Got it. So when you get ripped, you look like a lollipop. Right. Because you're carrying around a bowling ball on your neck. So right now do you think I'm ripped or fat? Well you need to have a little weight on you. So I need more weight than this. Yeah, and you've got one weird tit that when you get fat

that just kind of looks like an ant eater. But you think like that's actually better. I think it's better and that's the way I like you. And I like you plumped up. Yeah, you like me plumped up. I'm like the serial killer from Silence of the Lambs. Yeah. I want to put a couple pounds on you. I want to throw you in a well and oil you up. Yeah. And I want to wear your skin. It's what it is cuz. I want to fucking, I want to take your butt and use it as a butt injection on my butt. What it is and this kid I could tell the producer

off to the right is definitely a movie kid and if you think for one second that he has not throughout his life tucked his dick in balls back like Buffalo Bill and said put the lotion in the basket, you got another thing coming, I know he has. If you don't think that this kid fucking goes to Whole Foods and gets lettuce, walnuts, cranberries, and goat cheese and makes a fine fucking arugula salad

for Big Lebowski night when his friends come over and they take their socks and shoes off and one of them flicks their feet, you got another thing coming. If you don't think he listens to Tori, he doesn't listen to Tori Amos when he gets sad. Oh yeah. You got another thing coming cuz. I mean you got another thing coming.

This kid has a Sarah McLachlan playlist. Kid is a Democrat big, I mean he shits immigration cards. It's what it is cuz. And that's okay. The kid is harboring a couple of illegals in his house right now. It's what it is. The kid loves it. The kid is starting an underground Mexican railroad right now.

This kid is fucking Harriet Tubman from Mexico. Yeah, it's what it is, cuz. It's okay because we all are different and that's what I love about America is we're all just different and we can all just kind of walk around and nobody's fighting. You have freedom of speech here, which I like. Yeah, and that's what the right also needs to understand, and the left, it's like, we've gotten to this point where everyone said, these are my views,

these are my views, this is what I like to do, these are the bars I like to go to, this is the music I like to go, this is what I like to bang, this is what. It's like, you got it, we have to learn to just accept that those people are different, and everyone's just gotta move to the place that they like. That's it.

Like if you're a gay kid in Arkansas, get the fuck out of Arkansas. I don't know what to tell you guys. It's never gonna be San Fran. You're gonna have a better life in San Fran, not just because you'll be more accepted, because it's just a better fucking city than Arkansas. Yeah.

So just get out. Say bye-bye to mommy and daddy, who are also sister and brother, and get out of there. And if you're a Republican in Washington, D.C., just get out. Get the fuck out I don't want to be this isn't a city. This isn't the city for you. That's all it

Oh, yeah, go to fucking Austin, which is Republican Hollywood. That's a joke on my special. Yeah, well I said it again It's okay gives a shit. Does anyone give a shit? No, no cares at all anymore. No one's even really watching or listening Yeah, just go to Nashville. Whatever just Just go to, if you're a Republican, just move to Staten Island. Yeah, just fucking get your, go drink Bud and just be a fucking Republican. Put on Carrie Underwood and just be you. The internet makes everyone think that everyone cares

when the truth is nobody really fucking cares. Yeah, it's just- Just stop making everything about you. Yeah, nobody cares, dude. Nobody cares, yeah. Go support whoever the hell you wanna support, it doesn't matter. Everyone's gotta deep breathe, box breathe, and get their nervous system back down to baseline, dude. Nobody cares, yeah. Go support whoever the hell you want to support, it doesn't matter. Everyone's gotta deep breathe, box breathe,

and get their nervous system back down to baseline, baby. Everything is fine. When you see people in the street, it's fine. It's when you carry this anger out into the streets, it's no good. It's no good. So you gotta box breathe. You gotta box breathe, and I gotta be honest with you,

I have more respect for people who will just say it out in public than anything online. Like I respect the homeless woman who was hysterical crying on the street and called me and Yana's crack yesterday. I like that lady. I like her. Cause if you would have posted it on her Instagram, that would have been whack.

Yeah. But since she said it to our face, and I mean, you want to talk about that. I mean, look at the way that guy's jogging. That guy's jogging right into the blast zone. That guy was jogging with his butt out, just looking for cock. Yeah. And can we just talk about the people?

And so is this guy. Yeah. I mean, I gotta be honest with you. When I see, when I see some of these kids jogging with his butt out just looking for cock. Yeah, and can we just talk about the people? And so is this guy. Yeah, I mean, I gotta be honest with you. When I see some of these kids jogging, especially like just a frail white kid, I wanna hit him in the fucking head with a two by four. They just bother me. And that kid looks suspicious. That kid's got something in his jacket.

Yeah, he really does. He might have just TNC, whatever it's called, TNT in there. Something's gonna happen today. I just wanna know. No, not today, tomorrow Something's gonna happen today. I just wanna know. No, not today, tomorrow. Tomorrow, thank God. I just wanna know, who are the people who decide to just come to an inauguration?

You have nothing to do. Let me tell you something right now, cause I'm being crystal fucking clear with you, and as honest as I can be. I would never in one million years come and wait outside to watch anything. You know that, and I would never wait online for tickets overnight.

For anything, you know how much I love Whitney Houston. Whitney Houston is my favorite musician of all time. I love her, I know all her songs, and she's just the most beautiful singer, and I love her. If Whitney Houston came back from the dead and was gonna do one concert and one concert only, and you had to wait online or go outside for tickets and watch a performance, I wouldn't do it.

People who go wait and do shit like that, I just don't understand what the fuck they're doing with their life. Yeah, cause originally the inauguration was held on March 4th, that started the new term, but the 20th Amendment in 1933 changed the date to January 20th to reduce the lame duck period. Cause make no mistake right now,

Joe Biden has senioritis. He doesn't care. I mean, Joe Biden is just fucking letting everybody out of prison. Yeah, because I think he's I think he's pardoned. He's just throwing out pardons. He doesn't even know who he's pardoning. He doesn't give a fuck anymore. Ukraine's like, you want another 50 bill?

He's like, just it's Trump's problem. Give him another 50 bill. He'll figure it out. Joe Biden is just walking around with no pants on, eating applesauce all over the White House. Yeah, it's just what it is. And then another notable inauguration, of course, was 1861. Yeah, that was a big one. Yeah, when they let it A-blink it.

They put A-blinking in there, and they say security was unprecedented due to fears of assassination because he was just coming in under a tense time. Yeah. And you know what? The security, they did a good job that day, but then when the kid went to Ford's Theater, yeah, the kids, they went on lunch break at the wrong time. The kid got shot in the fucking face. They fucking capped him.

Unfortunately, they fucking put a cap on him, and I don't love that, but also too, just real quick, before we keep going, it's 1861. We're gonna talk about, we're gonna get a great history in this episode, coming to you guys pretty soon about President James Buchanan, who was the real reason that the Civil War probably happened, because make absolutely no mistake, and historians pretty much confirm this, he was the first openly gay president, and he was gay as gay can be

in the late 1850s, and he was the 15th president before Lincoln being the 16th, and he had a Senator, Senator Marcus Rufus King, who was his boyfriend, and Senator Marcus Rufus King was a senator from the South. So Buchanan just gave the South all that what they wanted with the slaves and all that because he just was banging, it was his boyfriend's wishes. And then Abraham Lincoln just inherited a fucking mess from Senator James Buchanan, who was just gay. Senator who liked it in the butt cannon.

Here's the thing though. We're gonna do a fun episode on that. Yeah, also we should do an episode on Trajan, the Roman Emperor, who's maybe one of the best, considered historically to be one of the best Roman Emperors. Okay. One of like the three, four ones who are like, yo, those guys are Hall of Fame, fuckin', you know,

who's on your Mount Rushmore. Right. And the kid was a straight, gay kid. It's what it is. No bisexuality, no eunuchs, he just loved men, he was a straight gay kid and he was one of the best emperors. So you can be a gay kid and be a great leader. Yeah, it's what it is.

If you were wondering, it can happen. You can be gay and be a great leader. You can do it. Shout out Obama. Oh, exactly. That's right. That's just what the Internet says. I mean, well, no, the kid did write a letter where he said he has sex with men in his imagination.

Obama said that? That did happen. You know what that sounds like? I don't know what that means. You know who's imagination that sounds like? Mine. Yeah, very similar to you. It really is. But listen to this, cuz. Tell me. So, and then James Buchanan was the first inauguration that was photographed that's 1857 and if that doesn't tell you that he's a gay kid I don't know what does he's the first one that said take a photo photo of me but back then I think he it was gay to smile it was smiled in photos no they did not do that everyone either that or just people just hadn't discovered joy yet

yeah it's what it is ever see a photograph where anyone fucking even smirked? I think because life was just different back then. I mean, everyone was dying of fucking disease. The water sucked. Yeah, it was just a confusing time where they had only recently decided that it was okay to rock your own hair. Yeah, yeah.

It's like, can I just wear my own hair? Yeah. That only happened like 20 years before that. I mean, cuz just, you know, we've said, if you had a wig on of somebody else's hair now, it would be wild. It'd be wild, but cuz make no mistake, if you had a wig, high heel shoes, and tights on back then, you were just the president.

Yeah, that's just what it was. Every president was trans. What kind of psychotic, gay fashion designer started that trend? I have no idea. It was a kid who was like, I wanna wear someone else's hair. But you think it'll come back? I just think that was a guy playing a goof,

and he was like, let's see if we can make wearing somebody else's hair fucking cool, or it was a bald kid who put on a wig and just convinced people that it was the shit. Cuz, I mean, could you imagine how hot it was back then with someone else's hair on? Yeah, cuz, have you ever looked back at some of the fashion?

Three minutes? Three minutes. Have you ever looked back at some of the fashion and been like, this is just somebody playing a trick on us. It's just to show how fucking gullible people are. And guess what? The first live inauguration streamed on the net was Barack Obama and the kid did numbers.

Numbers. The kid did fucking numbers in 2009. He drew historic crowd, he did numbers. But if you ask Donnie T, he didn't do bigger numbers than him. Yeah. Because Donnie T is the king of perception is reality. So I think the kid. I gotta be honest with you is the king of perception is reality. So I think

I have to be honest with you, cuz I miss I really do miss Obama. I miss the peace even because here's the thing, cuz even if people say, oh, you know, you see on the internet, oh, you know, the Obama administration put deported more people put more people in jail. I don't know if that's true or not. I have no fucking idea. But I didn't know about it. So I just felt that peace and make absolutely no mistake, there's a military helicopter flying over us, they're gonna nuke us. Very low, yeah, and drones are outside.

Yeah, probably drones, but yeah, that was the thing about Obama is he just went up there. I felt peaceful with Obama. I felt like we got a good guy in charge. He just carpet bombed the Middle East like a gentleman. Yeah, but that's how you do it like a gentleman. But even if he did, we just didn't know about it. And he was just, he's a president that when I watched him,

I was like, okay, I feel calm with it. This guy knows what he's doing. Yeah, because he did it like a gentleman. They called him the deporter in chief in the Latin communities. Obstetko Obama was a gentleman. He was a gentleman. He was catapulting Mexicans over the wall.

I mean, he was rolling out the catapult and just slinging them, but he did it like a gentleman so nobody knew. And the left just looked the other way and they didn't talk about it. Except at Fusion where I work, because it was all Latino. I got a friend who interviewed Obama a couple of times

and he said that he interviewed him the very last day of his presidency, like January 19th of the, you know, whatever, whatever, I guess 2016. And he said that right when they were done with the interview they went outside on a balcony in the back and they just smoked a joint. Yeah.

So that's fucking cool, I like that. I like that. I like a kid who knows. He's a real guy. He knows how to hoop and yet you can sneak out of the studio and just bum a loosey with somebody. Yeah, I fucking like that. You got a extra cig I could smoke?

Yeah, I like it, the prez just smoking a little cig because honestly, after you get in a carpet bomb, everyone, you might just have to light up a cig. You might get a little stressed out. I feel we got one minute left, but I thought we were supposed to be here until nine. Yeah. How long long we been going? 45 minutes. We only started like 720. How long we've been going?

40 minutes. Yeah, 40 minutes. But we're done at 8, huh? Yeah, we're done at 8. We're wrapping up Here's the truth is we were we were supposed to be here till 9 But he got talking to in his earpiece that said these kids are done at eight. These kids are done at eight. So listen, go to patreon.com slash history hyenas for our bonus content. Check out our dates on historyhyenasisback.com. Yep, we don't know if this is coming out on YouTube or Patreon or not at all. But Spotify, we wanna thank you so much.

And we just wanna say, fucking suck it, Apple. Yeah, that's right. Suck it everybody else. And we love you, Spotify. And just everyone stay chill, stay calm, be friendly with your peasant peas. Everything's gonna be fine the next four years or either gonna be extremely wild

in a good way or a bad way. Or a bad way, but make no mistake. It's not gonna be a bore. It won't be a snoozer. It won't be boring. It'll be fun, so just strap up, put your seatbelt on, and have a good time. Yeah, that's right.

And Floyd Mayweather definitely killed his baby's mama. It's what it is. All right, so now we're gonna read the Patreon names and we want you guys to help us decide. Decide. Who is the PPW, the winner of this week. So we got a list and we got a list and then Janos will say that's on the list.

Obviously, you know he'll say that's on the list. It's not on the list. It's a chicken finger or it's a Drexler, which means you could have made it in this, but there was too many other good names, so you're not going to make it in this era, just like Clyde Drexler was in the era of Michael Jordan. Are there any Patreon members here? There it is.

So for the ones that are in, here's what you're missing. Yes, here we go. And also, thank you guys. Thank you so much. We really appreciate it. We love you guys. Thank you. Without your guys' support, I wouldn't be able to move into many houses as I have.

Yeah, thank you. Here we go. All right, here we go. Welcome to the matriarchy. Our newest member has given up for Sammy cycles a beat. Cop on steroids, not a detective. Okay. Drexler.

AOC's tits make my pee spit. I'm going to go by laughs on this one. Okay. I'm going to go Drexler. Drexler. Okay. Joseph Bell is the third. Mac, not related to that communist John Lennon.

Okay? I'll put that on the list. Okay, that's on the list. On the list. I'm overriding the audience. Then we got, uh, Twinkathy, Chalamet, Prolapse, Bussy. That's on the list. On the list. Twinkathy's a ten. Yeah, yeah. Then we got Chrissy D eats corn the long way last one on the list and we got blue pill father Bill stuck his dill and Jack not Jill uh what is it's a father Bill one though so what we're on the fence with

the father Bill ones we've got so many father Bill names that they're just tough chicken finger's technically a long one but we'll give it an honorary Chicken Finger. Then we got Texas Tuckback from Houston. Screwed in butt glutes in my belly button. Oh no, screwed in butt glues in my belly button. Sorry, victim of the bad read. My apologies. Still, still. Good one though. Jordan the Capacolo Cousy. That's the Sauce monkey award right there. Then we got Johnny Coke containers That's a chicken finger. Subterranean Jew aka rabbi three dollar bill And they spelled Jew J-O-O

Are they on? That's on the list. Then we got light-skinned Leroy mistaken for a Sandra Dee sometimes No, did it make it Drexler? Drexler, close, close. Then we got the cock Canuck who will talk for Trump Trudeau did blackface. On? I'm just going on audience reaction, you got to put it on the list. Then we got bricked up string bean, Ziggy Drew Land Phil, Jimmy Squiggle Tits. That's him. Then we got... Jimmy Squiggle Tits is a chicken figure.

That's a chicken figure. Then we got Chrissy Cleopatra got a situation with Yanni's brother because Yanni's brother is a gay kid. Then we got Fumare Treat on... Walked into one. Walked into one. That's hurting. Walked into one. Walked into one, walked into one, walked into one, cannot disparage the family. Walked into one.

That is one of the funniest fucking ones. Yeah. But we gotta move on. That security can't do it. Can't do it. Yeah. Look, can't dispatch the family. I'm just gonna say the first part Fumubare tree? Yeah, it's really funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah. Walked into one security. What it is, walked in.

Oh, here's a sauce on your one, J. Bonino. That's the sauce. Then we got Vance's eyeliner. Then we got Mada banged out a muzzy skin flute cause Shay Tutinopoulos, okay, long name. Then we got Fumes Are For Me. Fumes Are For Me. Fumes Are For Me long name. Then we got Fumes Are For Me. Fumes Are For Me? Fumes Are For Me.

Okay. Then we got- Chicken figure. Ritardo Montalban. Okay? Okay. Then we got a guy just straight to the back, doesn't wanna deal with it. Then we got Loves to Splooge on Your Mom's Boobs.

Kid, like, he knows what he likes. Then we got Straight to the Back Pussy. Okay. Then we got straight to the back pussy. OK, then we got Frisbee head pager supply company. Wait. Security, that's security. What was that one again? Frisbee head pager supply company. Yeah. So what can you do, right? We can't we can't acknowledge stuff. We can't support that.

You gotta let the audience decide. Is that going on the list? All right, it's on the list. Wait, I just don't know. I got you. I just feel bad for the Jews on this one. No, it actually, the muzzies. The muzzies, yeah.

That's what it is. Okay. But wait, the one before that, what was the one before that? The back pussy was a good one. Straight to the back pussy. Yeah, straight to the back pussy. I'm just giving that a Drexler to be acknowledged.

Acknowledged. That was a good one. Yeah, the other one was a really good one, but it's a security analyst-er. Okay. Let's put him on the list. Yeah? Yeah, put it, not, not, not, yeah.

So then we got CJ from Rosebank, founding father, don't call me Bill. Then we got, where were you when D-Rose fell? That's Derek Rose? Derek Rose, I guess, yeah, that's a Nick. Then we got Akash's elephant. That's interesting. Chicken finger. Chicken finger.

Then we got Chrissy Cumslut. It's more of just a description. Yeah, just whatever. Then we got, which is a description whatever. Yeah, we got Which is a true statement just what it is, so we got which hazel in my bagel Then we got Enzo make no mistake AOC seat smells like plantanos a motto That on the list See Drexler, right? Then we go Hillary C and Donnie T had a squeak kid, It Was Me.

Strong Drexler. There he is! He's right there! There he is. Looks like him too. Yeah. Then we got Can Duck It, then we got Kirsten, I'm a Slut for Content, Nuffling. Okay, then we got Yanni's camel toe Harris is showing. Tai Tang, Chico Bandito, Grover had a short Cubby body Cleveland. Fumare Cooper, wide receiver for the Buffalo $3 bills. I feel like we've had that. We've had that, we've had that. Tiger, then we got George Washi had no party,

but he did have slave teeth. Okay. It's a true, it's true. It's just a true historical. Then we got Freedom Voter, Corn, Potato Monkey with Father Bill Trauma. Then we got Messy, Jesse, Don, Messy, Jesse, Don't Undress Me, Just M molest Me.

Okay. What are you doing? On the list. Okay. People love it. This is a democratic show. We're doing referendums here. Okay, then we got Wait, what? Ados Maros

from Ados. He's a half black half white kid who's has fulmer Yeah, but I think you can say I don't think you're allowed to say that. Are you allowed to say no saying no we'll just call them black and white cookies there's one of your black and white cookies yeah yeah okay uh then we got dusan's mom gave sloppy toppy an oh for jalopy okay then we got a man feels like a turd in me yanis long Schlange's. Then we got Gloomy in my Eastern Hemmy, Buck Cussy, sorry, bad read. Then we got Vengeful V. Then we got Cute Face, Lil Dick, it's what it is. Definition of a chicken figure. Then we got, I don't pronounce the R in vinegar, just in case.

Can I walk into another one? You walked into one but he didn't say it but just the creativity of that gets the catapult out put him on the list. That one's the most inventive. Okay so then we got screwed in till the Jews win. That's a chicken figure that's going on the list. We got a heavy list. It's a heavy fucking period. We might not be able to get all through these. We might only have to go through a few more. Then we got Zach Isis' Faded Finger Tattoos. Tuckett Carlson.

We've had that. We've had it. It's a good one though. Then we got a Chuck E. Cheese animatronic Shirked Me. Then we got Father Bill Made Me Hold his ladder when I was 14 Trump 2028 I mean, that's a different that's a different creativity Oh, it's creative, but not enough laugh here. So I'm gonna say Drexler hold wrong Drexler's wrong Yeah, cuz he was he was a bear. I lost 100 pounds but still covered in hair. Okay, then we got

Uncle Russell's Bay Ridge muscles pimping during cuddles. Okay. Make no mistake. I'm your English cousin that saw Chrissy Dean in London and there was Walked into one. Walked into one, but he's English. So it's just a food item. Cigarette.

No, no, there was a dish when I went to London. There was a dish that was on the menu called the lamb. So, okay. But is he on the list? It a Drexler it's a Drexler, okay Sorry, so I got Indian peas that wants Chrissy D to cuddle me like Gandhi touched his knees Put him on the list there I say contender you're it you're it. Yeah Then we got Patrick Stanley. That's a firefighter You're it. You're it. Yeah. Then we got Patrick Stani. That's a firefighter.

Andrew Fitzgerald. Then we got Chrissy tried to make some chowder and found out Fettals better? I don't know what it is. Bad read. Bad read. Sorry. Then we got my big fat Greek glue gun needs the Kamboli King Mr. Pano's back. It's for the table cuz. Then we got like most Greeks just a little too little too many words then we got Bobby G got on Ozempic and we're back so it's good he's skinny kid good skinny kid then we got Diego Diego Rodriguez salsa monkey that's a salsa monkey award yeah then we got big cuz he can be the fuzzy Trump 2020 piece with a sleaze of pepperoni peas for the table.

Then we got Floyd Mayweather killed his baby mama. Wow, throwback. That's a throwback. That's what it is. We'll give him a Drexler for the throwback. Okay. You remember that? Yep.

Then we got Fed Smoker, you're done, Como. Okay. Then we got Chrissy the glue artist, aka Chrissy Van Glue. Then we got make Chrissy wissy my missy no diddy let me AOC them titties then here we dresser right here we got um here we got a wanton wanton monkey award may chow ching chong yeah cuz I never heard that expression before wanton monkey is okay? I'm not sure. All I can say is I'm not sure.

I don't know. Two vegetable mover moved my Downs brother to a funeral home. I don't know, it got cut off. I don't know. He's basically saying he killed his Downsie brother. It's what it is. He moved him to a funeral home. That's bad. It's not getting anything. It's a walked in one security.

I have a brother like that. Security. Security. Then we got the security. Dennis uncircumcised Rodman. Calvin, not a Leroy, but got matzo balls, Greenbergs. Uh, then we got Dahmer's favorite Leroy. Chicken finger. Chicken finger. Jeffrey Dahmer saying he likes black guys. Yeah, it's his favorite one to eat. Yep, yep, yep. It's his favorite one to eat. It's funny.

Okay, so we move on. My dick hangs left but my heart is fully right. Chicken finger. Because we've had it. CTE victim like Princess Diana. Oh, walked into one. Sorry. Walk walked into one. Sorry. Walked into one.

OK. Then we got Bo Dallas as Uncle Howdy as Bray Wyatt, strong Drexler. Some people just, you know, they go for it, but they just got to, you got to tighten it up. Tighten it up. Then we got Bang Out Toots to that sleeveless loose, nothing left to lose.

Sorry, bad read, too much. Yanni Peets here for the feats. I do like feet that we got Jacob's ladder 14 boy toy for the table. Causeby's nap time putting num num's. That on the list. Yeah, for the for the funny factor. Yeah, that time that factor. Then we got, um, Nap Time Nub Nubs, just a funny... Then we got practicing poverty pig DiStefano. Um, um, Chris Holio, I need PPs for my fume hole. Okay. Um, then we got Half a Linzer Tard.

It's a really good one, Drex Okay, then we got um, I'm Sean Terry I beat my kid because he's non-binary Is that on the list yeah Sometimes you just you know, yeah, you don't even need a joke. Then we got, then we got, then we got Big Willie Sparks. Then we got Have Sex with Women, Fall in Love with Men, I'm Glad We Can Speak, Merry Christmas Again. Dragster. Then we got Donnie T's Missing Ear Chunk. Then we got Jeremy Wing Shon Shoe,

actually a white dude, Vang. Okay. Then we got Schwifty Gabagool, Jake, Gus, two a days. Then we got climbing up the ladder, hear something splatter. Then we got Cop who busts too soon for kids with fumes. It's a character piece. Okay.

Walked into one. Walked into one. Okay, is he saying like, okay, yeah, it's not good. Yeah, it's like kids, yeah, it's a walk into one walked into one walked in one in case he's saying like okay yeah like it's yeah walk in the one right two on the nose no then we got Lucas from the autism convention that could be screwed in or yeah or or funny funny but he's not me but it's a good one yeah then we got shanny G dress like Donald T CR open be item. Yeah, too long. Then we got Leroy squeak, but make no mistake still got a piece Small black eyes. Yeah, strong dick then we got Luca the bitch titted Balkan Bozic

Then we got forgive me father for I have zinned Fine good good, but maybe not enough I'll give it a Drexler. But even yeah, it's a good one though. Then we got my trans cock has surprised more Italians than Mount Vesuvius. Let's get the catapult out. And to be honest with you, I think that's the probable winner right there. Yeah, yeah. My trans cock has surprised more Italians than Mount Vesuvius. That's an all time hall of famer right there.

Holy shit. Yep. Yep. Holy shit. Okay. We got, then we got, you know, I feel bad for the rest of them. Then we got poop in the puss pocket like OBJ. Uh, then we got Jose voted for Trumpuss pocket like OBJ. Then we got Jose

voted for Trump but my mom is illegal Herrera. Funny. At this point. Yeah, I mean, I'll do one more page and then I think that's it. It would just be unfair. So should we just end it there? And just, should we try to see if there's a couple, maybe? You think there's something that's going to take that out? I don't.

Give it a whirl. I don't know, let's see. Sometimes you get surprised. Here, we'll give it a whirl, we'll give one more page. One more page. We'll see and then we'll see. It might be a sneaky one. Okay, Michael Jackson's doctor's medical degree.

It's really funny. Yeah. The Drexler, I mean, it just can't be beat. Then we got Conquifador decolonizing America one mixed baby at a time. It's, put him on the list. Okay, but I just don't know if we're going to the trans cocks could be hard to beat surprising Italians. Then we got Sean Kings better half my wee Irish

potato pussy. John Rock hard fella. John Rock hard fellasella's funny. Chicken finger. Then we got Jermaine's heart-throbbing sizzle, Chesty Westy. Father Bill's micro piece that Chrissy D slurped like a slice of cheesecake.

My Eastern Hemi glue causes bird flu, a chew. Whoa. Yeah. Whoa. See? Whoa. At least we have some. You know, you have some. On the list, definitely. Whoa. See? Whoa. At least we have some, you know, you have some. On the list definitely. Okay.

Wow. Okay. So then we got. It could be, you know, on any day, but maybe we're going to need to let the audience decide. I know what my vote is. I'm telling you, we got you no vote, but you forgot about some bangers that we've had. I know, but it's good. It's going to be a good list.

My trans cock has surprised for Italians that Mount Vesuvius. I get it but there's some other one now. Okay okay we're gonna let the audience decide this one. Rosa Straight to the Backparks. We've had that. We've had it. Good one though. French Canadian, Potato Snow Monkey, Donny T's Ice Team, Ladder 14, Toot Fumes and My Fruit of the Looms, Toot fumes in my fruited looms. Trump's banning pornos so Chrissy can't Cuomo. Weishang Xi Jinping. When you look at Chrissy's thighs and Yanis' cyclops eyes, this pod fumare.

Good try. Yanni P, shoot your glue gun on my back like Luigi. See, it's another good one. Put them on the list. That's a contender. You're right. You guys got that one, right? Yep, yep. CEO joke.

CEO kill. Then we got a screwed in sauce monkey, Luigi glue gunned him down, pewing. We just get a lot of Luigi's now. Then we got Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, lean cuisines. My muzzy-cuzzy has a fuzzy wuzzy-busy. Luigi checking in, make no mistake, straight off the boat packing.

Taylor's right, fallopian tube. Matt Gates brought me over state lines when I was 17. It's a good one, Drexler, real good. We have the funniest fans. We do, we just have the best fans. Yaya's cookies, then we got strong male role model, tried to molest me, no joke, just venting. You had to get it out. All right.

So funny Drexler. Then we got Hobie do do the shrewd you who lived in a goo shoe that stepped in poo on queue. I don't know jack in your mom's box. Chrissy Chrissy clean my squeak piece. Jack in your mom's box deserves a chicken finger. It's acknowledgement. It needs acknowledgement.

Chrissy clean my squeak piece and kissed me on the lips in DC, drunk off dirty martinis. Maybe. Could have happened. Mamma Mia, Luigi assassinated my C.E. hole. Michelle Obama's anal prints. I got ya ya hair down there.

Ho Sui the squeak glue gun between Chrissy's cheeks. FF Jamal Parmesan, ladder 14. Chrissy ass polyps. I have tongue punched. Let's walk into one. Can't just pass it. Walk into one. Yeah, walk into one. Father Chrissy touched me in my ozempic induced gooch.

I made my dog to come with belly rubs from the inside. Now I think these puppies have my eyes. Um, walked in. Make no mistake cuz Luigi Mangione could pop me in the back with his glue gun. I don't know why we just have a bunch of these in a row now. This must have been from the week that he was so far behind. Yeah. Were you there when they glucofied my hole the case for Chrissy D? Um, alright I think that's enough. That's enough right? Okay that's enough. We got some good ones. Let's do the list. Let's do the

list. Let's do the contenders. Hold on here we go. Okay yeah. Alright so the contenders are, there's a couple of them, the contenders. Hold on, here we go. Okay. Yeah. All right. So the contenders are, there's a couple of them. The contenders are Conquifador, Decolonizing America, One Mixed Baby at a Time. One person. She likes that. We're going to track slur it. But that's not enough.

We're going to track slur it. Yeah. My Eastern Hemi Glue Causes Bird Flu, Achoo. That's still on the list. That's still on the list. Still a contender. So we got there. Yeah.

Okay. So that's one still on the list. Okay Cosby's nap time pudding num nums Still there it's contender I'm Sean Terry and I beat my kid because he's non-binary Still there after yeah, it's still there. Okay. Okay, the people have spoken my trans cock has surprised more Italians in Mount Vesuvius Yeah, I mean, I think we always get this right. Okay. So we'll just, just, just to be fair. You got to give him the shout out. Indian piece that wants Chrissy D to cuddle me like Gandhi touched his knees.

It's a good one, we just got Drexler out. So that's out. Okay, I get it, I get it. Any other day. Messy, Jesse, don't undress me, just molest me. Drexler. Drexler, I'm sorry. I don't pronounce the orange vinegar just in case.

It's a contender. Still in? Yeah. Screwed in till the Jews win? Screwed in till the Jews win. This Drexler is solid though. Any other day. Solid.

It's truly the wrong list you're on. Then we got day. It's truly on the list, you're on. Then we got Mack. The lock of the draw. Okay. Then we got Mack not related to that communist John Lennon. Funny but Drexler. Yeah. Twinkathy Chalamet's prolapsed bussy. Drexler.

Drexler. Chrissy D. eats corn the long way. That's Drexler. We got Drexler. a drag story. All right. It's any other day. Subterranean Jew, aka rabbi, three dollar bill. Drexler. Drexler. The cock canuck who will talk for Trump Trudeau did blackface. Drexler. We got some contenders. Frisbee Head Pager Supply Company. It's a contender. All right. Feel bad, though. All right. It's also walked into one.

It's also walked into one. OK, so here we go. So the contenders are Frisbee Head Pager Supply Company. I don't pronounce the orange vinegar just in case. I'm Sean Taring, I beat my kid because he's non-binary. Cosby's nap time pudding num nums. And my trans cock has surprised more Italians than Mount Vesuvius. Everyone knows what it is.

It's Mount Vesuvius, isn't it? Right. That's the winner. Congratulations. Congratulations to my trans cock has surprised more Italians than Mount Vesuvius see your name up at history news is back guys thank you very much. Thank you