History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - Medicaid Pirates | History Hyenas

Episode Date: December 4, 2025

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What's up, everybody? We got a great episode for you today. We're going to talk about Medicaid fraud and the history of Medicaid fraud. You can see me on the road. Check it out. I will be in Connecticut this weekend. I will be in Austin, the weekend after that.

And then I will be in West Nyack, New York at Levity Live, the weekend after that, then San Francisco after that. Wow, you got a lot of nice dates coming up. I just went to Levity Live, West Nyack Mall, just walking around. And let me tell you something. You know who you're going to have a lot of in the crowd, Hasidic Jews.

They're in there. They're in there. You could come see me New Year's Eve. I am in Red Bank, New Jersey, at the Count Basie Theater. If you're looking for New Year's Eve plans, I got two shows, Count Basie Theater, Christycomedy.com or history and is his back.com. Enjoy this episode about Medicaid fraud, and let me just give you a little bit of friendly advice. If you're a Smalley, you might want to skip this one.

What's up. episode of history hyenas with two guys who have a lot of experience dealing with healthcare providers, dealing with people who need the benefits from the health care industry because they're either autistic or they're homeless or a couple of social workers turn comedians. It's what it is. I'm Chris Ostefano. That's the honest poppice.

Speaking of autism, you're wearing a property of town bagel sweatshirts. So you are on the spectrum, my friend. What do you think? You think it's okay for me to go to dating sites and have girls say you only five foot? You think that's okay? The bagel boy? You're not my father. You're not my boss.

Yeah, you're not my father. And then he goes, you guys giving me cheeseburgers, no ketchup, no fucking pickles. Do you want to step outside? Yeah. Would you like to step outside? Yeah. Remember that guy? He's dead.

He's dead. Oh, you didn't see the new clip of him? Is he back out? Bagel. What's his name? The bagel boss guy? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I'm going to send you a cut at patreon. At patreon.com slash history hyenas, we're going to go over this bagel boss clip that I saw. It's one of the funniest things you've ever seen because he basically got arrested for smoking weed and he's screaming when he gets laid out of jail. You're going to love it because you got a property town bagel sweatshirt on. You have a Cubs hat on. You just, you had a lot of extra sodium on Thanksgiving. I can see it in your chin.

Yeah, I'm a little fatter. But you're rugged, handsome. I dressed for very bad weather because I'm, married into a Long Island family, and so all they do is really talk about the weather. Sure. And they just say that it's going to snow, be careful, there's ice out there. So I put on, I just dressed like I was going to be in a snowstorm, but there's no snowstorm. It's just a little bit of rain.

They're scared of their own shadow out there on the island. They're scared of their own shadow out there on the island. And speaking of snowstorms, we're going to record one this Sunday at your house. We're going to go out, right? Patreon.com. Yeah, there's a lot to be scared out out there. Patreon.com. I'm scared of Somalians right now.

Yeah, you're scared of Somalians. Look at me. We're scared of Somalians and we're going to get into Medicaid fraud. And who's the biggest culprit is the Russians. They're stereotypes for a reason. The Russians commit Medicaid fraud big. Yeah, and I'm scared of them too. I'm scared of whoever does Medicaid fraud.

I'm going to do this whole podcast as Long Island Lavery. And I went to Huntington this week. Nobody was in the city. It was really crowded. It was, and then I'm going to go back to my house and spend about four to six months watching news there. Yeah, News 12. Yeah, I'm just going to watch News 12 and I'm going to watch Fox News. and I'm going to get MS-13 off my windows.

Yeah, get them out of here. Long Island Larry. I, yeah. We're going to talk about Medicaid fraud. We're going to talk about it, but first, because we got to just get to, I just need your help today. Yeah. Because I got to be honest, I don't feel cute, and I need you to just tell me I'm cute. Okay, here's the deal.

You are cute again. When we first started doing this podcast, you looked like you'd been going through things. Yeah. You were too skinny. Yeah, and your features were too sharp And the head was too big And the body was too small Now you're back to proportion

Yeah This is the This is what God has done to you Okay God likes it when you have a couple Of you're built for a couple of sweets Yeah But your numbers are not built for the sweets

So you're just constantly living Yeah Seasaw of imbalance Yes Because you do look best When you eat a little bit But then when you eat a little bit Your triglycerides

Shoot up to 300 Yeah, it's what it is. So you just, because you very healthy looks odd. Right. You need to be where you are right now. You're built to be a big guy. Right. Yeah, I don't know if your line is built to live past 67.

It's just what it is. I mean, everything in your jeans is pulling you into, let's climb a mountain. And what I mean, mountain, it's like you like being at the bottom of the hill and you like a mountain to climb. That's what it is. And people who like mountains, they get rock climbers get hurt. They get hurt. They die. And sometimes they die up there.

and then you just leave the body there. But you're a kid who likes to mountain climb. You like to build the mountain and then you want to climb it. So I took my weight this morning and after Thanksgiving where I ate a full pumpkin pie by myself and multiple helpings of all the other foods. I'm at 220. So maybe 220 is my weight. Well, we're at the same weight.

We're the same weight. We could fight each other in about. Yeah. For Skangfest. Yeah, we could go to Skagfest and people wouldn't think that it would, that it was unfair. We're both fat. I said, yeah, I said, I said. I said, we should fight in Skankfist, we should fight, Are You Garbage?

I said, me and you should fist fight them, and then I'll try to punch Foley and see if his shorts fall down. Try to punch him in the stomach. If we fought Are You Garbage, we could go to jail for manslaughter. Yeah. You think we'd beat the shit out of that? We would beat them to a pulp. We don't even need to know how to fight to do that because the kids smoke cigarettes. They're probably two of the most unhealthy podcasters on the planet.

happen is we'd be right if foley's alive when this episode airs it's always going to be a miracle when we'd be rolling around and the next thing you know foley just sticks one of his heaters in your eyes i mean yeah kids just are still blowing they're still doing cigarettes yeah i mean foley at his weight doing cigarettes yeah i mean what are we doing here cause like laying on a nail bed being 400 pounds like yeah you're going to fall through the bed now cuss let me just tell you something right now I just came from Atlantic City yesterday. There's a lot of fat people in Atlantic City. I was at the Hard Rock Live.

You see a lot of fat people walking around there. But then I roasted the Jersey Shore, and their crowd is gorgeous. And the cast of the Jersey Shore, good kids, J-WOW was probably the most fun. She was laughing, having a good time. Some of the other girls just weren't having a good time. They'd seem mad at me. But I did have a good time. And some of the jokes worked.

And some of the jokes did not work. We're going to talk about that on patreon.com, satch history, hyenas. That will be our bonus episode for the week. We're going to go off. We're going to talk about the Jersey Shore roast that Chrissy just did before you see it on television. Yeah. I'm going to tell you the jokes. Yeah.

If you have parents over 60 or grandparents in their 70s and 80s, they can tell you on the TV guide when it's going to air. When it's going to air. Yeah. Now let me ask you this, Caz, because I haven't seen you since Thanksgiving. How was your Thanksgiving? What did you do during a Greek Thanksgiving? Oh, good. We don't eat turkey.

We just get together with family and... You do eat Turkish people. We do eat Turkish people if they're available. Yeah. Me and my cousin did get into a little argument about politics. Did you? Which was fun. Yeah, were you called a...

No. By the more conservative side of your family? We know. I was... This was actually happened at my family's Thanksgiving with my relatives. With the Greeks. Yeah, so... Interesting.

Well, my cousin is from... Greece, and he's a big fan of Mom Dami. Interesting. I didn't think, I thought most Greeks were conservative. Usually they are. Okay, so this is a little, this is a weird one. Yeah, but my family's not. Right.

So we just talked a little bit about Mom Dami. It wasn't like an argument, like I was saying, I'm against Mom Dami, and he was going, I'm for Mang Dami. It was more just, it was basically me just stating some facts of things than him having a hard time with that, which is basically what it is. Yeah. Because I would say something, and then he'd surrogate. I go, what are you arguing about?

I'm just stating a fact. Yeah. And so that's just a lot about it. Was there a little booze involved? There was a little booze involved. Yeah, you get a good wine. I was at my cousin-in-law's house, and he just knows his wine. The food was incredible.

His house, they just cooked good. We had a nice little filet with a British mint sauce, which was really good. Yeah. They cooked it? He cooked it all. Wow. Him and my cousin, and then they're both my cousin-in-laws, two cousins that married. that married my cousin and her daughter.

They do all the cooking, and it's really good. And, yeah, my wife's side of the family of Thanksgiving. The food is just on Thanksgiving. I don't know. I have relatives who listen to this. I just say the food's good everywhere. The food's good everywhere. Yeah.

But at my family, the food's just a little less cold. Yeah. Yeah, I did make a joke to my family that I did call the health department on her uncle because of how cold food was and you can get salmonella. Yeah. Yeah. It's just a little cold. You can't serve cold. You've got to get your timing down. Yeah. You do have to get your timing down. You need a meat thermometer. And if your family needs one, I can take the one I have out of my ass right now and let them borrow it. Yeah. And if you serve cocktail shrimp on the original plastic from shop right? Yeah.

Then the health department should come and shut you down. That's not good. I don't want to feel like I'm at Nick's house for Thanksgiving. I was going to say Nick is in the corner eating a cold oatmeal that he made at his house because he's on snap benefits. So the kid is just eating Snap oatmeal And the fact is Is that people were mad at us And Nick is choosing to be on snap Am I wrong about that guys

Like if you go to a house And you see the shrimp cocktail On the original plastic That it was bought on You know where they just take the hood off And then put it out It's not good I want the illusion

I want the illusion that you boil it yourself I want it on a nice clay Display circle I want it on a plate Take one of your plate I don't want to pull a shrimp cocktail off the plastic. I don't care what plate it is. I don't care if we have to take your father's

urn off the plate it's sitting on. Put the shrimp somewhere. Don't put it on the shop right where I can still see the price tag. Exactly. I don't want that. I don't want that. Unfortunately, that may have happened. It may have happened in the house. Or we're just talking peripherally about that probably happened somewhere on Long Island. I'm just saying,

you know, my mother-in-law can cook her head off. Oh, she's made. I've had her food. It's great. It's just really good. But sometimes some of the extended family. Yeah. Food could be just,

you arrive, it's just a little cold. And when I mean cold, it's like cold. I'm talking about like cold. Cold like actually you have to, you have to tell your daughter's like, don't put that in your mouth.

Yeah, it's just, don't eat that. So cold, you're going like, at what point did you pull this out of the oven and at what point did people come? Right. I'm assuming, sometimes you can deduct how much time has gone by

between when the food preparation started, when the party started, just by the bite. You take a bite and you're going, This is four hours, this is four hours of sitting. Right. I just bit into four hours of sitting there. Yeah.

And that's just not good. Yeah. I don't want to be, I'm not at that age where I'm just happy to be with people. No. I need the food to be good. Yeah. Because I'm at an age where I don't go clubbing. I don't talk to women.

Yeah. I don't drink that much anymore. Yeah. So it's like what I take pleasure in is being able to go. The food was great. Right. And if that's not happening, then depression sets in. Then, because that's my party now.

Well, let me ask you this. Yeah. Do you think now, because of that incident, you will not be going there for Thanksgiving next year? I think I'm going to get a divorce because of me. It's what it is. Yeah. Yeah, I think I just may get a divorce and be like, you know what? You go to that party.

Yeah. We're just getting a divorce for that Thanksgiving period. I'll be going to my family. You'll be going to your house. Well, that's what's been happening in my house is now, you know, we've had traditions where, like, we go to this family member's house on Thanksgiving. We go to that family member's house on Christmas Eve. And my wife wants to switch up the protocol and wants to tell my mother who we just, you know, historically always go to Christmas Eve. She said, I want to do Christmas Eve at our house,

and I want to change up to tradition. And I said, well, you're going to have to tell my mother because I'm not. Yeah. I'm not going to tell my mother that we're not going to her house for Christmas Eve. It's not happening. Yeah. And Jazz is like, well, either you tell her or I tell her. I said, well, that's going to have to be you, honey, because I'm not going to be around when you break the news to my mother that for my mother that for my life. I'm not going to my aunt's house for Christmas Eve. Yeah, yeah, it's a tough one. Yeah, because I said, why can we just do things on Christmas Day? And then, you know, it's that woman response. She's like, well, why can't they do it on Christmas Day? And I said, yeah, I just, this is why it's better to be gay.

So you've always gone to your aunt's house? For Christmas Eve, always. Now, Ant's house meaning downstairs? So you got downstairs? We've gone to chat it. Yeah, a couple blocks away. Yeah, go. We went to a couple blocks away.

Yeah. So, so I. I fucking love how Brooklyn your life is. Yeah, I, my aunt, my aunt, I had one aunt lives downstairs. One aunt lives right across Myrtle Avenue. Yeah, yeah. So two aunts. I just want to look at you and say the words, Ocean Parkway.

It's what it is. I just want to say Parkway. Your face comes with the word parkway. Well, that's good because I lived, I grew up right off the Jackie Robinson Parkway. Yeah, you're just a park. You got Parkway voice and Parkway face. I do. Yeah.

So, you got bag of bagel. You got a bag of bagel's life. Yeah. You just day old bag of bagels. Yeah. With Philadelphia's smear. It's what it is. Stof is French bread people.

Shout out Glendale bagels. Shout out Fetchers. Yeah. Shout out all the Ridgewood spot. Yeah. Me and Jesse, we just grew up on La Bagel Delight. Oh, La Bagel Delight is awesome. The bagel delight is one of the best, that was one of the best bagels I've ever had.

But to be honest, middle village bagels, great. These, I think these may be the best bagels in all of the tri-state area, town bagel. When we went, I remember when we shot something out in Plainview, we went to town bagel. Remember when we shot at Jim the Jew Serpico's house? Yeah, Jim to Jew, yeah. Jim to Jew, shout out his sour dough bread. He's left the entertainment industry. Now he just makes bread.

He makes bread. It's just what happens. It's just what happens. But he makes excellent bread. He makes excellent bread, excellent bread, excellent people. pizza. He's also half Italian. Half Italian, half Jew. He's Jesse. Jesse the Jew and Jim the Joe.

Right now, I'm just saying if you have Jew, half Italian, just learn Italian. Yeah. Until the heat calms down. Nick, I forgot. Did we say you're from Honduras or Venezuela? Who gives a fuck? Just how much does it cost to clean my house? No, well, I want to make sure because we have got 11 U.S. warships on the coast of Venezuela, so I want to know if I'm looking at the enemy or not.

We're good. Uruguay, Chile, and Ecuador. That's it. Okay, so not, so anti, you're not with the Venezuelans at all. I mean, I'm done with all Latinos. What am I going to do? He's down with, they're all unified, except if the white man's not in the picture, then they kill each other. That's, the white man is the alien. The only thing that's going to get the unify, like, the white nations is aliens. And the browner people have already had the aliens. Right.

And they're white people. Right. Because when we're not around, they just slaughter each other. Sure. And then the white people come along and then they can all unite and hate the white people. Right, right. Yeah, well, I think we're at a point now in our history where we're just going to have to either things are falling apart at the seam. So either aliens are going to have to come from another planet or, I mean, U.S. is going to have to start a war with somebody because I don't think that we're going to get out of the economy without a big war. We need something to go on.

I think, you know, what's happened in Minnesota is a little bit of a big, big, big Medicaid scam. And I don't blame the Somalis. You know what I blame? I blame the United States government for making these people. board. Yeah. You import Somalis, you know what Somalis like to do. They like to play in the bathtub with pirate ships. What it is. So when they got here, they should have given

them pirate ships, so then they would have something to do. Just let them fucking swim around. What it is. And try to take down you know, you should have hired them in the Coast Guard. Yes. You want to stop drugs coming into the country? Yeah. What you do is you employ the Somalis to be the Coast Guard to

to catch the ships with cocaine. Yeah. They're good at that. They've been doing it for a long time. Yeah. I don't know why there's one, I don't know why there's one incidents of Somalian Medicare fraud in Florida when you could just get them working at Pirates of the Caribbean, the ride, and then they can scratch that itch there. Exactly. Instead of, instead of, you know, having to do other stuff.

Exactly. So I don't know, but people are not thinking. Exactly. It's like you've got to look at the community strengths that you're bringing in. Sure. Right? So it's like everyone's got a strength. You want to get your car factory going or whatever.

You got to bring in the Eastern Hemmys. and just throwing in Japanese people want to make cars here you bring in what you do is you get the Japanese over you open up sushi restaurants you put holes on the floor and that's what they do you put mats next to the holes they shouldn't the hole they got the mat to sit down they got the sushi everything's chopsticks everywhere then they want to come that's right you build the factory you got a you got to and you give them samurai swords yeah you can't bring in a bunch of Somalis and be like hey guys you want to do you want to get into justice no you want to go to school to be lawyers they're like no we like to steal stuff yeah

We're off a ship. Yeah. So, like... Lad of 14. That's who we're good at. We're pirates. Right. So put us down there in the Gulf of America.

Yeah. And have us catch some of these cocaine boats. Now, the Somalia Medicare fraud, this is one of the biggest social service fraud schemes in history. This is a real hit to the flagrant two listenership. Yes. They got, I mean... What does Elon Omar say about this one? Elon Omar is...

And Tim Walts are... are saying that it's just racism, it's targeted. Tim Waltz, who supposedly might go to jail now. This is big. Tim Waltz is a gay guy. He's a gay guy. Yeah. So this one is big.

Yeah, and speaking of Minnesota, I did have a joke last night at the Jersey Shore Roast. I'm going to say at Patreon, that was a, I thought it was a good one, and it bombed big, but it did well with the crew. So that's how you know, I think it was a good joke. I think so, yeah. All right, wait, I'll just give you one. I'll just say this one. Give it a teaser. Well, I'll just give you the joke.

I said that, I looked at Mike the situation, and I said, Mike, I really hate you. I wish you got arrested by Derek Chauvin. So it was just a cute little Minnesota joke that Ronnie laughed at and the rest of the crowd was a little horrified, but the crew said that was their favorite one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we got more at patreon.com slash history hyenas, yeah. There's no way that makes it TV. There's no way to make, no, what's going to make TV is probably them introducing me and then it's going to cut because I bombed for the rest of the show. Yeah, Minnesota has really been in the national news.

I'm okay with losing Minnesota. You're okay with giving it away? Just because what Minnesota, I just think, or at least putting them in a timeout, I'm okay with this. Right. With Minnesota has done such awful things to their cities, to their politics. They obviously are becoming like a new Portland. What I think is maybe we give them a timeout.

Now because of this, you're five years, you're not in the United States and you see what happens. Five years, you're just out. You don't get any of the funding. you're just done we're done with you and then if you show us that you're ready to come back in like you would do with a child you come back in and we'll see if you play nice because I'm done burning the post office

I'm done with the man of care of fraud I'm done with Tim Waltz I'm done with everyone just being gay in Minnesota you're just done with it I'm done with everybody everything's got to I'm not talking about gay homosexual people I'm love homosexual people I'm talking about straight guys being gay right I know you know what I mean I'm not talking about the homosexuals

when I say homosexuals those are people who have sex with other people I'm with the same sex I'm 1,000% always okay with them When I say you're gay Yeah Just mean that I mean you're a straight guy That's acting gay

That's what I get it It's um If you don't know the rules Then you shouldn't be playing the game It's what it is Minnesota is not a homosexual It's gay, it's gay right It's just a gay place And now the thing about Medicaid fraud

Is it's not unique You can't just blame the And they don't like it when you call They don't like it when you call them Somali What do you have to? Somalian They're Somali right There's Somali

Yeah because it's not exclusive Because also Somali, you know, they have this big Medicare fraud, but also the Russians are very historically, very involved in Medicare, and that's why Somalians are, we typically call them the Russians of Africa. Right. Now, you can say one thing you can say is the Russians do a lot of Medicaid fraud, and that's okay. You can't say Somalians do a lot of Medicaid fraud because you're attacking an ethnic minority.

You don't want to do that. Sure, but you can attack white Russians. You can always, you got, if you don't know the rules, don't play the game. It's what it is. The rules are, if they're Russian, you can say it and say you want to get all the Russians out and you're okay. Yeah. You can't say Somalians do it and you want to get the Somalians out. It's not okay.

Not okay. That's not okay. There's something we did wrong to them that made them do this. Society has failed them in some way. You cannot blame them. This is our fault. Our fault. This is our fault.

The Russians is not our fault. Mine is our fault. It's just podcast's fault. It's very simple and easy equation. If you just want to get it right at home, if you want to write this down, it's just white people are bad, Islam is good. That's all you have to know.

And then if you follow those rules, you're good to go. That's right. Islam good, white bad. That's right. That's right. You don't, somehow Islam got into this protected category. Nick just went and hit the rug. Yeah. Nick's ready to just start facing Mecca.

Nick's a muzzy big. Nick's got a face that looks like. it passed away during the wounded knee battle. Yeah. It's what it is. Yeah. Yeah. So... Nick looks like one of those, like, Native Americans that joined the Confederacy, right? Yeah, they fought. They got

him. They took him off his homeland. Yeah. They just put a great jacket on him. They made him shape his beer different, but the kid's real name is Sagina Jua. Yeah, yeah. You know how, like, Qatar, it's so funny. Yeah. Now Qatar's like paying these right-wing influencers to go to Qatar. Sure. And they're all posting, like,

I can't believe how beautiful this country. That's exactly what they did. The Confederacy did with some Native Americans. They paid him off. And the next thing you know, it's a Native American with that kind of Civil War goatee and regular clothes, just going like Arkansas is great. Yeah. Yeah. Nick looks like he's from the Iroquois. He does.

Yeah. But then he got taken over by the South. Yeah. Now he likes wrestling. Yeah, he just looks odd in Western clothes. He really does. Yeah. It just doesn't fit him at all.

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They've been naughty for Christmas They've been naughty I can think God they don't believe in Santa Because Santa is skipping over Indianapolis Because make absolutely no mistake I got a call the other day Ask it from my health insurance information

From the guy that was in Captain Phillips Do you think Santa Flies over the United States And flies over the Somali community You just spits Way Songxiane You think he flies over to Jewish communities he just goes,

puh. Yeah. I'm going to the Christian communities to give gifts to good Christian boys and girls. Now, look, here's the scam, okay? I think Santa's a racist. Santa is a bit of a racist. Yeah, he is a racist because my daughter gets presents from Santa

and Captain Phillips' son doesn't. And Santa also wears red, so he's a Republican. He's a Republican. What it is. Now, what they do is here's what the fraudsters, the Somalian people do. They bill for services not rendered. And that is a big thing.

When I was a physical therapist, we would always be taught in school and then we would look, you know, because people, you know, if you're in any type of therapy or doctor visits, whatever, look at your insurance bills because if you're getting billed for stuff that they didn't do, that's Medicare fraud. So we would always have to be, there's all these codes, 4321.1B and it's this whole coding system you had to learn that I forgot, but it's like you have to be very, very, very specific. What did you do? And, but these, I guess this specific Medicaid fraud from the Somali community, they are able to just somehow get around it because they fabricate the documents and they inflate the cost. So they just make fakes. Yeah. And, you know, it's just, it's a tough thing. When I did social work, there was people who were my clients who had jobs, but just kept the jobs off the books so they could continue to get their 9-11 disaster relief. And I facilitated it because when you're a social worker, you're just empathetic.

and you're not supposed to think that someone's lying. You're just supposed to go with the flow, and they were like, yeah, I was affected by the 9-11. Right. And I said, how? And they said, well, I was sad about it. And I said, here's your benefits. Here's your benefits, yeah.

That we got money, we just handed out. Nowadays, though, you, they could get in trouble for that because they would say you needed to know better. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, now the rules have changed. Now they're just looking, they would take down anybody now. Well, I think that, this is something that AI can really help with in the future is they'll be able to,

spot like suspicious spending patterns and things like that. There'll be a lot more transparency in allocation and spending. That's why. Because the DOD also does steal a lot of taxpayer dollars as well. And that's why we encourage you if you think you're a recent victim of Somalian Medicaid fraud. You go to rocket money.com, put in the promo code hyenas, and they will take care of your finances and make sure that you did not get scammed by the guy from Captain Phillips. So Medicaid fraud has always been a problem since Medicaid,

was part of Lyndon B. Johnson's great new society, right? McKay fraud's been a problem as long as Somali has been a problem. Latter of 14. Just a joke. Just a joke. Just a joke.

Just a kidding. I love Somalian people. We love Somalian. And I like their food, too. They really actually do have excellent food, the types of meats that they have, those kind of cold meats, and then you kind of eat with your hands.

It's nice. It's nice community. Yeah, yeah. It's just, we love Somalian people. I love it. Somalian women? are gorgeous. They look, they look,

they have one of the most unique, you ever seen a Somalian girl? Yeah, they're gorgeous. They do. They do, especially. Pull up Somalian hotties. Yeah. Especially when they're wrapped up.

Yeah. Because I took a picture with Ilana Mar like 50 times at the mall of America. Yeah. Because I just, I just would go next to women who are fully wrapped up. Yeah.

And just, yeah. I posted and said it, it's me and Ilan Omar. Yeah, I mean, because, because like I used to say, you do look like a hot, a hot shot Democrat, Democratic candidate. You look at you're handing out flyers for like a hot-shot Democrat candidate. I look like the mayor of Indianapolis.

You look like you would be on Elon Omar's street team. Yeah. I mean, this girl's beautiful in the middle. I mean, look at that. You are right. Somalians. One of my best friends in college was Somalian. Right.

The women are hot. What's he doing now? I don't know what he's doing. I haven't spoken to him recently. He came to one of my shows in D.C. told me it was great and I was like I'm coming out to say, and he left. And he just left. I still don't understand why he left.

He probably went back to Somali to show. shoot down U.S. helicopter. Yeah, Yassin, if you listen to this, that was one of the weirdest things. I haven't seen him in like 20 years. And you haven't seen him since then. I haven't seen him. He got kidnapped outside your show. I don't know what happened, right?

He came to the show. I got him free tickets to the show, and I wanted to see him, and I'm like, all right, I'm coming out. And then he didn't respond then later. He was like, it was good. I was like, the whole point was to see you. It's what it is. What it is. The kid, he probably had to just get home back to his data center to start stealing

people's Medicaid. It was either that or he listens to the history hyenas and he heard me say some jokes and he was like, I don't know who this person is anymore. Yeah, he's not okay. He's going to listen to this episode and say, what? No, we love it. Let's go back to the fraud stuff, Jesse, because it is interesting that you, there's a chance that you or someone you know has been scammed, has been a victim of this scam. Yeah, so they do all types of things. So Medicaid started in 1965, Medicaid and Medicare.

Lyndon B. Johnson, you said, right? Lyndon B. Johnson. That's a good thing he did. Yeah. Isn't Medicaid, let me be your cousin. Yeah. Isn't Medicaid, Janice, so smart, Mr. Panos? Yeah.

Because I assume he's a straight guy, but anyone, like, you know, his towel around. He has a Greek accent as well. So let me tell you, it's Janis. Yeah. Yanni, your course, your gosh. Did, uh, um, um, Dany Medicaid is a socialist? He, no, he likes it. He likes Medicaid.

He's... So Medicaid is a socialism. He loves the socialism. He said to me, if you were in need, we have to take care, we have to do everything we can to take care of you. So you believe if you're in need everyone should do everything that can to take care of you. Well, we have to do that with everybody.

Everybody has to be taken care of. So that's what he, that's just believes, you know, sort of like my mom. Yeah. My mom was a big old commie. Yeah. She was a big old communist. She loved individual, she loved international rights.

She worked the United Nations. Now, my question for you, you be your uncle. My question for you would say, okay, okay, Uncle Spanos, let me. Now be my brother. Fucking Trump is the narcissist. I fucking hate him so fucking much. Yeah. The fastest fucking, I can't stand to look at his face.

Yeah, this meat is so cold. I can't even stick it in my ass. He hates Trump. What about, so you want to help everybody? I love Trump. Yeah, that's what. She's got Trump salt and pepper shaker. That's why I love your mother-in-law, and that's why I'm going to group text with her and your

wife, and we talk about what about if somebody, you know, you want to help everybody, what about if somebody comes into your diner and they're really hungry, are you going to give them free food? So if I had the diner and you want a free food, the answer is no. But I thought everyone gets everything for free. The answer is give it sob, go give it job. Right. Get it's dope. Get it soap.

Yeah. So there's just holes. There's just holes. The thing is, well, you got a problem here. You got a problem. We got all types of problems. Nick's got big problems. We got problems because, you know, having a private health care industry is tough, right?

Because it's heartless, right? So what do you do? Sure. This is such a complicated thing. They do it pretty good in Germany. They do it pretty good in Germany. Germany's just pretty good at something. It's pretty good in Germany.

It comes to the point where... What does Germany do that's different? They have a single-payer system. Yeah. Right? And they balance the private and public sector a lot better than we do. That's just what it is.

They have much less fraud. But it's a good example to look at because they have a massive population. and they sort of make it work a lot better than we do. The American health care system is a fucking mess. It's a mess. People go broke when they get cancer. They lose their houses.

That doesn't happen. It just doesn't happen in other countries. Yeah. So we have a situation where greed is so embedded in the profit motive of our system that doctors in hospitals and insurance companies, it's just one big circle jerk. It's a centipede where everyone's got their country. cock in everyone's ass

and so everyone's getting fucked you know it's like so the doctors will fuck the insurance companies the insurance companies will fuck you and it's just it's just a circle

it's a circle jerk right doctors are selling you medication like any like a salesman furniture guy who wants to sell you a sofa yeah they want to put you on everything I mean some people obviously honestly need it but there's plenty of natural remedies to try to work around it but they don't want you to do that

yeah I mean you know and doctors are the ones who always get the most past because you know they're like heroes sure they heal you so nobody ever wants to point the fingers at doctors but let's be honest doctors will go like they'll are you covered and you go yeah I'm covered they'll be okay and then they'll call the insurance company and say we did this test we did this test we did this test we took it we we kept them in for 14 days when they really could let you go at three right because they're just getting paid for that well the doctors too and doctors in the UK and take it or Germany, I would assume

they make money, but they don't have yachts. Doctors here have yachts. That's the difference. That's the difference. I mean, in those countries there's caps. There's caps on things. You can't charge $8,000 to put a telescope in my ass. It's like $400, $500 each. Yeah, so I would do that for free.

Yeah. I mean, because colonoscopy's cost like $8,000. It's like, you shouldn't have to put, I mean, a down payment on a car is what it costs to get a telescope in your ass. The whole procedure takes about what? Ten minutes. Doctors make real money doing it. They put you to sleep.

They put a fucking scope in your assing to cost $8,000. Because if you're covered, they charge the insurance company $8,000. So then your premiums go up, you're paying more. Look, U.S. physician salaries around $352,000,

while German physician salaries average about $160,000. Yeah. $160,000, I mean, according to an article that we read, $140,000 is the new minimum wage in the United States. So, I mean, a German doctor

can barely make it over there. here. Yeah, it's just, you know, and then you got the, the doctors go to medical school, and it's so expensive to go to medical school, so they come out in debt and then they're just like incentivized to do fraud. Because, I mean, I had a, I got a doctor degree in physical therapy. I was, I came out making $60,000 a year to start to make even $100,000 a year would have taken me 10 years, and I was about $250,000 in student loans. Yeah. So without comedy, I would have, you know, I would be, you know, struggling. Yeah. And I, and I, I would probably be doing Medicare.

I don't think I would do Medicare fraud. I wouldn't be that guy, but I would probably be, I would have to do something to make a little money. I don't know what, maybe that, I don't know, maybe physical therapy. I would have had to do something. What could I have done to make extra money? Just a physical therapist, that,

or maybe I would have started treating people on the side in my basement and said, you know what, don't go through insurance, just give me cold, hard cash. I'll put the stim unit all over your balls. Would you be a happy guy, though, if you were a male prostitute? Getting paid to do the thing you, love? Would I be a happy guy? Would you be a happy guy? I don't know because it might throw caution to the wind, throw the church to the wind. It might start feeling empty.

Right. It might start feeling empty. That's the issue. That's the issue with, with that with me in general. It just feels empty. Well, that brings us to today's beamcast, my friends. Yes. Every time you chase stimulus over connection, you will find yourself feeling depression, my friends. Always chase connection, my friends. Yeah. Chase. That's what you have to do. Connection over stimulus. Yep. Over stimulus. And then let me just say, because I did say to Janus, I just wished them happy Thanksgiving.

And then I was greeted with this response. So let me just find it. We have a bunch of beamcast for you. Yep. Hold on. Jesse also has a beamcast. Yeah. So I said, I said, I said, hey, Janus, happy Thanksgiving.

Hope you enjoy the day. He responds. Instagram has changed to in different ways for creators. They're just greedy. They want you sucked on. They want to serve our audience One of the most likely to watch at least half They don't want a few big pods

They want everyone doing it I did tons of research YouTube and Instagram have changed the algorithms As soon as we saw drop off to favor retention More session time than short clicks Favors new creators Let's put up the Shane Todd episode And Sergio episodes

Happy Thanksgiving Yeah Yeah I said they want everyone addicted And you're not wrong Yeah no it is true It is true I did a lot of research And what they do it

They switch it What they'll do is they'll switch it because they want to favor people who are just starting because they want them addicted too. They want everyone making content. Yeah, they want everyone making content. That's why in YouTube, we're doing it here on YouTube and we enjoy YouTube, but really at patreon.com slash history hyenas, that's where we go off and have the most fun because that's genuine to us. We'd rather, those are our real hardcore fans and we feel like we give you guys the most love there and we have the most fun there. So we'll always be here on YouTube for you, but Patreon, we really go

wild and that community is growing twice as fast as our YouTube community. Yes. It just is. And also listen, it's you get the episode early and ad free. No ads straight up uncensored and you get our bonus episodes. So I want to give you Jesse's beamcast my friend. Yes, it's a good one. This is a confusing world. It is very easy to find yourself in a dark place. So my friends, I just want to remind you that there is a glowing shaft of positivity waiting for you. The solid shaft of pulsating energy is always there when you need it, my friends. It's the beam, my friends. And all you need to do is hop on that strong, steady beam and let its rhythmic golden light fill you with life-giving energy that's flowing directly from the source.

Let the beam nourish you so you can face this world of confusion with confidence, my friends. I'm horned up. Yeah, I'm horned up. Yeah. I am so fucking horned up. I got balls full of beam gloat. Yeah. And remember, my friends, small steps equals real steps. That's a big one. Small steps equal real steps is big, yes. And then I wrote White Life in a Somali world. We're having fun. Yeah. We were having fun.

And then I wrote, has anyone checked on Nick? Yeah. So in the 60s and 70s, there was tons of Medicaid fraud. How does it happen, right? It's overbilling. Billing for services not rendered. Fake patient records. You know, but the earlier offenders were mostly individual physicians, dentists,

pharmacies, small clinics. It hadn't become systematic. There had criminal rings weren't in it yet. Yeah, right. And then you know what a big thing is is the kickbacks. Like they, these doctors would get finance, would get money basically. It's like lobbying Congress. They get money to, you know, refer more Medicaid patients. It's all bullshit. As soon as Medicaid was enacted, fraud was right there with it. There's always a black market. Even China had a black market during its most communist phase, its most capitalist phase. It doesn't matter. Have you met? anyone. Yes. People will always find a way to scam the system. There's nothing you could do. It's part of human nature. That's why communists and libertarians, I think, are equally naive. Then in the

70s, we have ghost patients, which is billing people who never appeared upcoding, charging for more expensive procedures, kickbacks like Chrissy said, and the federal government began to realize that fraud wasn't just isolated. It was a systematic. Systematic. Systematic racism. Yeah. Then in the 80s we got the large The 80s is when fucking They blew the roof off Dude the 80s seemed so fun You committing fraud

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You had corporate nursing homes, hospital change managed care companies they became central players so fraud expanded to medically unnecessary services billing for brand name drugs but dispensing generics all types of schemes false cost reports to inflate

reimbursements and nursing home neglect massed by falsified paperwork so this is when the bureaucracy got so thick that they were just fucking lying like yeah yeah we gave this we gave that nobody could keep track nothing's on computers yet so it's all paper trails there's humans doing all the computing.

So there's just major loopholes that can be taken advantage. Because this is a bad loophole. Bad loophole. We're looking for good loopholes. Good loopholes. Yeah, this is a bad loophole. And then 86, there was the False Claim Act to try to counter it. The only thing that was good about 86, the Mets won the series.

That's the Mets won the series. And the government said, we got to do something. So they did the False Claim Act. And the government allowed whistleblowers to sue on the government's behalf. and whistleblowers could receive 15 to 30% of recovered funds so Medicaid fraud cases started increasing

because people were incentivized to find the fraud so this just shows you people will always have a price they just want to chase their own interest if you want people to be good you got to incentivize it you can't just tell them

hey be good it'll be good for your conscience and you get in heaven they'll say how does this benefit me how does it benefit me how can I get a Ferrari Yeah. Yeah.

They'll say to you, I know I'm not getting into heaven anyway because I'm in the closet gay. Yeah. So then the 1990s came around and managed care and we got the rise of sophisticated schemes. I think this is when the Russians got involved. Yeah. So there was big time fraud.

MCOs received fixed payments per patient and sometimes enrolled ineligible individuals underserved patients to pocket the difference. We talked about that. then pharma pill mills compounding pharmacy scams double billing Medicaid and private insurers home health agencies this was a big one nurses i think there's been tons of those cases where nurses have gone to prison because they got caught um billing for hours not work kickbacking uh kickbacks for recruiting fake patients you know it is like hey you say there's something wrong with me and i'll go to your house or say i'm going to your house and we'll bill medicate you have like doing this like

especially nowadays with technology like do you think these people don't have any fear of getting caught or they just accept it if I go to jail, deal with it? Because like I would be worried every day that I'm going to get caught. Listen, survival and greed are just they're a hell of a thing.

They're a hell of a thing. So when someone's desperate, they'll resort to anything. Right. Nobody has any scruples when they're desperate. Right? When they're desperate. Like you can see it online, right? It's like the culture online now.

It's like you'll say anything to get visibility. Right. You'll lie. Do you think Candice Owens care? Like, she's got to know at some point that she's starting to jump the shark, which she's saying the French legionaire is trying to kill her, you know? Right.

And it's like, but she knows that she's not audience capture and she knows that her audience is sitting on the edge of their seat and part of them knows that it's not real. They're just entertained by it. She knows that they're not going to care next week. Like she just came out now and she's like, okay. She's like, okay. she's like the FBI my text went on red she goes my text went on red and supposedly my document is on the president's desk and he hasn't looked at it you know and then you're going you texted someone in the FBI wouldn't you file a formal report you just text someone yeah and it went unread like what does that mean who she's like I know someone high up you know I have information that Egypt French Israelis they all killed Charlie Kirk by the way and they're also trying to kill me and McCrone's wife

you just keep going You just keep going And you keep going and you keep going And now she's got the number one podcast in the world So it just you're incentivized To keep it going Right So there's got to be some point

Where she's laying in bed going like The house could all come tumbling down But when you're short-sighted like that I think you're consumed with that Like Bernie Madoff at some point Must have known He must have looked at the mirror And gone

What am I doing? Yeah I mean there must have been It's one of my favorite jokes and I love the guy he asked me once he was like do you hate me I was like why would I hate you what's his name you know and I think he's gotten a he's gotten a raw deal there's been a lot of other people have done similar things and they haven't gotten the treatment he's gotten what's his name Buffalo Wild Wings guy I just I'm just he's got a raw deal yeah he's got a raw

fucking deal he was actually the one that owned it and said I'm sorry and I did there's other people who said that they got powder sent to their house on their baby and nobody cares yeah I'm saying like which one's worse and why did he get fucking drilled in this guy didn't it white what did I tell you the rules are why did the rule bad Islam good yeah what did I tell you I just don't understand yeah I think like

he owned it and apologized for it and like you know and then I was doing something with him and he goes do you hate me I go why don't you didn't do anything to me why would I hate you I loved what you did it's one of the funniest things of ever heard yeah listening to your story about how you got in the building was one of the funniest things of what it is

now yeah I heard heard a joke once by another community who said, you know at one point he got into his car and just adjusted the car mirror and looked at himself and said, God, what am I doing? And I think there are those moments. Yeah. But it just, you're benefiting from it. So do you think Candace Owens, eventually this gets out of control and it all falls down? She gets out of control.

She's already at the point where she's blaming like three countries for her wanted assassination. So do you think once that does it have any more life that she needs to keep making money, she joins the Somalian Medicaid front team? be i mean this broad has been doing it from the beginning she started out she was liberal she tried to start she had like a liberal newsletter and then she tried to start a doxing service uh to dox republicans then she's a piece i'll give about that she's a piece then she became republican and then she became maga and now she's against maga and she was for israel now she's against i mean she just she's a vessel and she's very entertaining she's the opra of conspiracies she's got a

wide, wide appeal. It's what it is. She's got housewives. She's got kids. She's got everyone. She's the biggest thing on the fucking planet. Is she going to stop now? Why would she? Yeah. You know, why would anyone? Yeah, at this point, just keep it going. You keep it going. And once you're

in, you're in, I think. Right. I think once you know you're in, you go, I'm in. Well, some people, too, just want, they have it in their DNA. They just want to argue. Like, for me, arguing and getting into any type of, like, spat with someone raises my anxiety to a way that's uncomfortable and I want to go away from it, but I think it calms other

types of people. I think it's the exact opposite. I think someone who's having like a social media war is because they actually, they're calm with that. They're not, or they're getting high off the feeling of that adrenaline rush, where that makes me literally almost like paralyzed with fear. Yeah, I think with the aliens that live in the sea, probably look at us and they know that we're just these like pathetic Freudian cases. And they look at us and they go, you can't even get over your own childhood issues. So we're not going to show ourselves and tell you that the universe is as big as it is because you guys are so kind of pathetic and you're threatened to blow each other up just because

your mom didn't give you a hug. If you notice, like, I've noticed this about myself and about other people, it's like if you have a parent who's a little maladaptive or hasn't worked on their issues, you can notice in their life they give a lot more leeway to the people who remind them of their parents. right you know so it's like if your father was a narcissist then you're gonna go easier on narcissistic people if you're you know et cetera you know what i'm saying it's just like we we have a sort of a weakness right to be treated like shit sure to answer your question i think the people who like the confrontation and things like that it reminds them of their childhood and that's the type of

attention they got if they had a parent who is hypercritical or treated them like shit then that feels like love to them. So whenever they get attention in a negative way, it just feels good to them because that's what their brain equates with love. Because there's a lot of people out there that have major holes in their roof. It's a leaky roof party out there. It really is. That should be the new political party. It's the leaky roof party. The LRP. I've never seen America more leaky. It's so leaked out right now. The roof is wide open. On a mess. right now. You used to say the roof's on fire. Yeah. The roof has a hole with it. I mean, because it's like in one of those hurricanes when the roof blew off the stadium where the Tampa Bay

Ray's play, it just blew clean off. That's what's happened to the entire nation. We have blown clean off, cuz. It's the United States of open air housing. It is an open air market where outdoors, everybody's living outside in America. Everyone's just getting rained on because it's what it is. The roof is not working. And I got to to be honest with you, I thought the security guard in this building was dead because he wasn't here for a week because he's a very old man, but I'm happy to see him back. I thought that guy was dead. And I literally said to him, I was holding all our coffees and food and I said, I thought you died and he does, can't hear anybody. So he just kept looking straight ahead. He might actually

be dead in his seat. Did you think that guy was dead? Is one day we're going to show up, but he's not going to be here. Yeah. You know, it's going to be this week. Yeah. And it's funny that he's the security guard. He doesn't do anything there. If somebody, if you ever wanted to find out our address and come storm our building, I mean, literally the old guy to get through, it's like getting through blue from old school. I mean, that guy, and he literally is always wearing his Vietnam War veteran hat, and I mean, the kid just, I mean, he's an old, old fart. If you wake up tomorrow and you think that people will ever put principle over interest, it's not going to happen. Not going to happen. People always put their interest over the

principle. Yes. You can get people to do almost anything if you give them stuff in return. Sure. If there's, if you can get some sort of, what's that called quid pro quo? You give me, you give me something. I give you something. Yeah. But if there's, and the more desperate you are to survive and the marketplace is desperate right now. So you're seeing people resort to desperate measures. I agree. You know, it is what it is. If you come here and you're a refugee from another country and you, you know, you figure out a loophole, you get other people involved. You're not going to stop. You're going to do it. Yeah. Especially if you don't feel the type of allegiance to a place that people who've been here for generations. Yeah, yeah. Like,

what do you care about this country for you just got here? Yeah, you just got here and your allegiances to someplace else and to your family and your culture, religion is different. You're in this foreign place. And it's just, you know, it has nothing to do with the specific ethnicity or religion. It's just how people are. I mean, I think when the Jews, came here they were criminals the Italians were criminals everybody everybody does it you know because they don't feel an allegiance to the place yet now let me ask you this what do you think the odds are on kashi u.s. versus venezuela who do you got um all i know is if we lose it's not going to look good no no so it's one of those things it's like the jake paul fight like you better beat him yeah we're

anthony joshua and venezuela is jake paul and if jake paul lands a blow anthony joshua looks bad he's got more to lose anthony joshua should be able to kill jake pa he should be able to kill him yeah Do you think he's going to fight full speed? I think, like Sergio told me, he says in the business, in the sport, they have a thing called moles. So someone is saying there's like moles, right? So opponents love to pick opponents based on knowledge that they know, right? Jake Ball has been hand-selecting his opponents.

But listen, you can't blame Jake Paul. He's beaten some. People forget he's beaten boxers with winning records. But he's beaten guys who are way past their prime or they're washed up. But he's still beating real fighters. Is Joshua away past his prime? Joshua is coming off. He hasn't trained in a while, so that's what Serger's saying.

He probably hasn't trained in a while. He's got some moles somewhere going, look, the guy's not in the gym. He's been, he's lost some. He's a little older. He doesn't have the confidence he has. He looks jack still. He's still a big jack guy. When is this fight?

And he's only given him four weeks notice. This fight is happening like in a couple weeks. So that's what they're saying. Like, it's always, Jake Paul's always getting a little. I mean, it's a dangerous proposition about. or which way. But Jake Paul has to know that like he hasn't been training. He's given him short notice. So Jake Paul was a member, he was already training to fight the squeak, which was crazy. But now, so he's got to know that this guy's out of shape or something like that. He's got to have

some inside knowledge. I'm going to text. I'm going to text Jake right now. Like we better know that Venezuela has been out of the gym because if they've been into the gym and they strike us a little bit, it's going to, it's like what happened with Russia. You don't want this to happen because you just look silly right so that's why Putin's double now Putin's basically doing what a comic does when he's bombing he's like no no no I'm going to turn this crowd I'm going to turn this crowd around I'm just going to keep going with sometimes you just got to get off the stage sometimes you just in a hole and you can't get out it's happening December 19th I just texted Jake Paul I said dude miss you how are you going to fight Anthony Joshua and not get hard in the ring do you

have a plan for that that'll be funny if he responds let's see so I sent that there is no limit to his weight while in the ring as the contract does not include a rehydration clause in contrast paul you paul usually fights a cruiser weight with his weight ranging from one eighty three to two twenty seven competing in the heavyweight there's no limit to his weight while in the ring as the contract does not include a rehydration clause so is he drying him out is that what that means i don't know what any of that means yeah uh surgery could tell you i could call it to surgery and be like is he drying him out that's another expression they have is he drying him out like a lot of times you'll drive make a guy cut weight dry him out they say dry him out so

you got to cut weight so he's weak then so he's weak then going in yeah you force him to cut weight yeah and he's not his tiptock strength and then because i mean joshua is outweighs jake paul by what 80 pounds he i don't know what they walk around that i don't know but listen they're both heavyweights i mean that's the thing about jake paul he's got a heavyweight frame you know he's six foot one, look how thick he is. He should be fighting at heavyweight. So he's fought in all smaller guys. Right. This is the only guy he's fought who's his size

are bigger. I mean, this kid is a big except for Mike Tyson, who is 58 and may or may not have Parkinson's. Just what it is. I mean, Anthony Joshua is wearing a shirt that says Riyadh season. So Anthony Joshua also went to Saudi Arabia. So I dare you to tweet that he's a piece of shit. Say he's a piece of ship for going to Sotty Rabin to his faith.

I mean, who did it go? I mean, they have tennis tournaments in Saudi Arabia. It's what they're part of NATO. I posted this. I posted this photo of, like, two tennis players, Coco Groff and another. He's two, Cocoa. Yeah, and Anna, as a novel, or whatever his name is, they were like, hi, we're happy to be in Riyadh. And I was like, get him, comedy fans! Yeah.

I mean, everyone's go to Saudi Arabia. That's what it is. Yeah. So that's Medicare fraud, Somalians in Minneapolis. Unfortunately, we're not picking on you, but you are the main culprit of this or were. Now, the Russians and you are head-to-head, so it's just what it is. There's many beautiful things about you guys, but we want to highlight the Somalian Medicaid fraud cases.

Yeah, the Russian mob got really good at it, right? The Russian mob is excellent at it. And what were they doing? They were doing like fake, they were setting up like fake nursing, fake rehabilitation centers. What they would do big is kind of similar is just bill you for things they never did. So it was a little bit harder because they would then, the FBI, whomever, would then have to go to the patient and say, did you get a bill? And some of it was very complicated because, you know, the layman doesn't know. Like they'd be like, ah, I had a knee injury.

and they would say, okay, did you get, you know, stretching this way? Did you get this stim machine? Did you get ultrasound? And the patient might say, yes, I did, but really they didn't. Like, things can look the same but not be. So if like an e-stem machine, you may have just gotten the stimulation, but not the ultrasound. But the patient thinks they're the same thing. But yet the doctor is making another hundred bucks off you.

So things like that, it's more complicated, but the Russians were good at it. I don't know if we said it, but just to cap it up, it's pretty shocking that it's estimated that Medicaid fraud comes in at about $80 billion a year. That's what the estimate is. That's how much it is, and that is a lot of money, and that can make the New York City buses free. That can make them free.

That's better than taxing the rock. But also, that I don't even think, is a drop in the bucket compared to the estimated fraud from the Pentagon and the DOD. So taxpayers are just getting raped. The DOD estimates 233 to $521 billion. Damn!

son. Yeah, so many frauds just go undetected and the taxpayer just gets raped. But that's okay that if the DOD and the Department of Defense and Department of Justice want to do that because we need bombs and planes. Yeah. So if they want to steal a little bit

of money for me off the top, that's no problem. They want to skim a little bit off the top. We really need them. It's kind of like Patreon. They want to skim a little bit off the top, but we need it. So we allow it and I think the Department of Defense, you want to skim a little bit? We allow it. I mean, At the end of the day, we just can't let this happen.

Yeah. We just have to do something. But what the fuck are being you going to do about it? We're not going to do anything about it. Let me tweet about it. Yeah. Do anything? I'm going to sit in my house and just be really scared about how much my oil bill costs.

But, you know, it's like you want to know why, you know, communism is getting big. You want to know why people are so angry. It's like there are good reasons. There are good reasons. Yeah. Like, we can't continue to do this. No. You can't.

No, it's good. And, you know, shout out and kudos to the politicians who want to make a difference. I mean, I just, I don't have that in me. I just, you know, trying to hold on myself. Yeah. The only thing that's going to save us from this is AI and some lawmakers with some balls. That's what we need. We just need a couple lawmakers to look at pharma and say, fuck you.

And look at all the private fucking hospitals, say, Fuck you. Fuck you. Enough is enough. We're going to be more like the Germans, and we're going to just do some things. Yeah, it's what it is. If you really, really, really, really, really want to overcome Medicare fraud,

you have to do one thing and one thing only in the great words of one of my favorite comics from all time, Bill Burr, you must free Luigi. All right, guys. So, of course, at patreon.com slash history. We always read the names of the newest members of the Patreon. We pick our favorite name. This is the most fun part of the show. Only way to get involved is get to patreon.com slash history.

It's all the fun and magic happens there. Funny names this week. Welcome to the matriarchy. Welcome to our family. They call me a fagnet, the way I attract the gays. Put them on a letter. Okay, so we have a contender. We have a number one lottery pick.

That's what, that's right. That's Jermaine O'Neill. A magnet. They called it a fagnet. Yeah, LeBron. The way they attract guys, that's a ten. on the list right out of the gate James Bond Foki 420

Connor Todd gay Dracula You like it With an arm? I like it I like it I like it Daniel Morris Jenna Maby Greek gyros Made with Yanni's eyebrows Okay yeah

Alex Rosales My stepmom dani seduced me Now I have free rent My stepmom Donnie My stepmom domi Good good word But he said step mom Donnie

Yeah okay We're gonna we're gonna It's not, yeah, but it's good. It's a good try. Gabriel Rogi, Ian Mays, Conquifador. Put them on the list. On the list. Chicken finger on the list. Conquifador was always there for to take it.

Yeah. And we've got one, Bell Palm, Joshua Kindler, Mike McHugh, Andrea Orderns, Demi Wynn, Stephen Rojo Ortiz, the naked glue gun two and a half with a blue chute. Very funny. The movie. Pray five times a day to get the NYC gays. away. Okay? We love our gay, our homosexuals. Yeah. Jackie O'Nas

and Tits got head on Zecuter film. Okay. Okay. I know what he's going for. Yeah. He was a good attempt. Yeah. Mom Donnie's salami surgeries, call me a chicken fingerer. Because they're going to, I think he's going with the trans surgeries or something like that. Yeah. Good try.

Chicken finger. I like it. No Drexers yet. Jimmy Bats. Ryan Beetle. J.K. Wowie, baby gorgeous any other day. General Cus Tard, victim of a bad red. That is very creative. We're going to put that on the list. Okay. Yeah. That is very creative. Yeah.

Joe Klochen, Gabriel Castellanos, Joe Rogan's Big Boy Pants. Chick-a-Figure. I hate to do it. Check a figure. Chick-a-figure. Nizs in Paris. Okay, walked in one. Well, it's the title of a song. So it's not really. Bradley, famous Amos, famous Amos, Learoy Baker. He was, wasn't he? Chingis Khan, bang my mom's mom, mom, mom, mom, I'm 5'2 with the long shlong.

Okay. Tater Tard. Ullanov Martinez. Fly safe with Spirit Airlines. Very funny. Kyle Fritz, Melissa Messenbring, Joe Lumsden, River Manion, gutted gray squirrel, Matthew Orlando, Josh Roberts, Joey Larkin, chesticular cancer. okay okay rob alack 100 gex dominic ham candle missing out on that frisbee and towelhead muff

my curry monkey neighbors rode in on the 310 to fuma lap 14 i know it's a goody it's a walk old indian people curry monkey yeah yeah it's a good one okay i found and tested anal beads i found in my mom's nightstand i put them back afterwards brown string and all It's gross Shoot Pooper Jesse Malick Buying Venezuelan oil

to fry some Nicholas Maduro Very decent Yeah Maduro is Obviously that's the best thing My mother-in-law makes Yeah I'm gonna address for that That's decent Akash and Mamdani

Are bound for chrism hell The No Ding's protest Will Hope Peter Guizmaia Leaky Leroy Chrissy No D plus Yanni Mammis Nick Fuentes gets me hard Mark Ruckelos

Anthony Mammon Bad Bad Bad LeRoy Brown Lieutenant Dan's third leg Jamie Breen Libvitis pronoun variant A Bacon a Day keeps the muzzies away I mean it is barley Yeah I mean

Dami Salami Jacob Nelson Frisbee board with braces suck my sticky snot rocket. Call her the Iron Dome. Wait, can I just say, have you seen the videos where people walk through

Muslim neighborhoods in Europe with dogs? No. Yeah, they're pretty funny. Muslims just go, they're so scared of dogs. Anyway. Jack Eisenger, Tom Kestina, assimilation, AC, native-owned.

Straight kid, but Yanni, dirty talking grok made me go pewing. Okay. Janaro Luna, Murphy's Law. Lot of 14, Frisbee Golf Champ. Meditated in an Asian massage parlor. Now I'm oscillating big. Drexler.

Catherine Larson, Nick Andrade, Eric Heilig. Free sex change. Now I call my mom, Donnie. It's a peace sign frisbee. Just get in the box. Oh, that's a bad one. Sorry. Okay.

Emerson, Senguenza, Hezbollah ham candle. Pee and poopoo make me caca. Okay. Okay. right okay okay okay I guess my three-year-old joined yeah all right just a few more and then we're done uh Leroy's are the true frisbees Kanye told me so um okay Jacob Wilson meatball monkey not Swiss Abba make me jizz Connor Donnelly do rags are just

Leroy lingerie Latter 14 Rexler Audrey Montgomery mom Donnie's not so estranged uncle bin Lodden. Okay. Justin Muck. Jake Stoper. Mom Dhani's 40 thick trans thieves. Kevin Godabio. Fisted because I like the meat.

Okay. Artan, Admiral 1-25 star. Nate. Ari and kids so no fumes but fat, so fumes. Very funny. Yeah. Drexler. Brian J. Baker.

Mom Dani's magic carpet rides into the North Tower. Lad of 14 Okay Yeah Really good though I'll put it on the list Wow Yeah I put it on the list

All right I liked it Mom Donnie's Magic carpet rights Stephen Largeusin Scootin Taco Monkey Alex Rodriguez Arod's on the Redron

Yeah Tranny Point is not gay If she's hot It's a fact Fact yeah It's a fact Brian C. Jerry. Reverse Oreo, white on outside, black on inside.

Okay. Cody Bates, Julio Gonzalez, Tucker Kindred. If I were going to war in Venezuela, I'm bringing a blue chew. They aren't gorgeous women there. All Day, UK. My hemorrhoids have hemorrhoids. It's what it is. Mom Donnie's Gimp suit. Trav Cohen.

Kyle Defontes. Mexican DiCaprio. So catch me if you can. put them on the list Wow Yeah Okay Wow

Contender Martin Luter King Jr Which I think we've had that Yeah We've had it It's a good one Yeah Make no mistake

The beans are bigger Than the Frank It's a caricature piece Okay Very good Chrissy's long lost son Rebecca kept the kid There you go

Mm-hmm Nicholas Christenton Josh Clark Connor Dylan CC Marcel Mueller And last but not least The BTS Killer

didn't do it because he and only my mom knows I'm gay. BTS so I think he did that wrong. It's BTK. BTC. Right. What is the BTS killer? He has BTK. But he wrote S. Yeah. Is that because we miss something there? Right. All right, we got some goodies. Yeah, so we just have one page left. Should I do

one more page? You think we have enough here? I think we have enough. Okay, all right. So I'll put that here. So that's that's for later. Okay, so let's do the names. Okay, Mom Donnie's Magic Carpet Rides into the North Tower. Mexican DeCaprio, so cats me if you can. That's got to be. Conquifedor. That's another one.

General Custhard, victim of a bad red. That's another good one. And they call me a fagnet the way I track the gaze. Okay, we're going to walk in and won that one. It's a good one, but it's walked in. Fagnet? Yeah. Is that, wow.

Okay, so that was our number one draft pick. So we had one that was closed, but. It's a walked into one. We can't, right? Yeah. We're going to, you're on the walked into one list, which we're going to do at the end of the year. Conquefitor. Too good to get rid of yet. Still in here? Yeah. Mexican DiCaprio. So catch me if you can. That is sticking around and that's

a contender. And Mom Doni's Magic Carpet rides into the North Tower. I just wanted you to read it one more time because I enjoy it, but it's going on the Walked In one list. Okay. But there will be a winner of the Walked In one list. And that's going to be a wild one read. I mean, calling the 9-11 planes, Mondani's Magic Carpet is kind of insane and insulting and really fun. It's really fun. It's really funny, and I'm just, I can't say, join Patreon because on Patreon, we are going to do the Walked Into One Award. We're compiling all the, Tony is compiling all the walked in ones, and we're going to read them all, and we're going to pick a winner. Mexican DiCaprio, so catch me if you can, or Conquifedador. Two, two champions right there.

Yeah. So it's really just a chicken finger, or are we going with the one that has a little bit, has a few more backflips. It's just an Ollie versus blackflips. So for me, I would go with Conquifador just because it's one word, and those are so hard to hit home runs on, but you got to give credit where credits do, and he did hit a home run with one word.

Yeah, but also he did hit a home run by saying, call me the Mexican DiCaprio, catch me if you can. I agree with you. That is something. Why it's tough. So you're picking Mexican? I'm going with the Mexican. And I'm Conquifador.

So Jesse and Nick have to get involved. I'll vote it out. I agree with Concquifton. Quiftador. I just like the way it rolls off the tongue. It's a goody. Okay. Mike. Nick. Nick, you're the deciding vote. Yeah. Concoifador. That's what it is. Conquifedador. Direct democracy wins again. Wins again. I mean, and that's big of Nick because, I mean, it sounds like conquistador, which Nick hates. Yes. Yes. So Conquifedador, go to history. Hyenas is back.com. See your name up in lights. You are the PPW, the pseudopinus of the week on our Patreon. Thank you so much. Thanks to all the fans for all the support. We got some new merch up there. at history hyenas is back.com. And again, a lot of fun happening over at the Patreon.

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