History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - Menendez Sisters do the Menedez Bros

Episode Date: December 26, 2024

The Hyenas dive deep into the story of the Menendez brothers—two seemingly innocent kids raised in a bizarre mix of indulgence and harsh discipline. Their father was a controlling, abusive figure, while their mother struggled with weakness and passivity. After hearing their full story, it’s hard not to wonder: should the Menendez brothers have gone to prison at all? When you consider the environment they endured, you might even question whether their parents’ demise was a tragedy or an inevitable outcome. Support our sponsors: https://bluechew.com Try VIIA! https://viia.co/HYENAS and use code HYENAS! #Comedy #Podcast #History Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!: https://bit.ly/2ARdDOz HH Clips:https://bit.ly/2YaK2Z8 iTunes: https://apple.co/2UQTHCc Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fxtsc0 Hyenas Merch!!! https://teespring.com/stores/historyhyenas Follow us Cuz! 🙆🏻‍♂️ Yannis Pappas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/yannispappas Website - https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/ 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🐕More Hyenas Website: www.historyhyenasisback.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/historyhyenas/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HistoryHyenas Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/historyhyenaspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get to Toronto's main venues like Budweiser Stage and the new Roger Stadium with Go Transit. Thanks to Go Transit's special online e-ticket fairs, a $10 one-day weekend pass offers unlimited travel on any weekend day or holiday, anywhere along the Go network. And the weekday group passes offer the same weekday travel flexibility across the network, starting at $30 for two people and up to $60 for a group of five. Buy your online Go Pass ahead of the show at GoTransit.com slash tickets. What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of History Hyenas. I'm Chris DeStefano, aka Chrissy Pissy Missy, and with me as always my co-host Janis Papas, aka Yanni Malin Ballets. Yanni Marblehead. My head looks like a marble.

It does. And now I'm wearing my Deutschland Special Olympics jacket. You look like, right now, you look like a coach of a special needs marble team Yeah, and you look like my brother's one of your athletes Yeah, and you just look like one of those good-looking kids who wasn't too bright but had a good heart Yes Grew up without a dad so all your emotions come from your mom and that's the way you went and that could have been you if you Didn't become a physical therapist you could be a special needs cyclist coach. That's what it is. I bought this jacket in London, okay, and I pulled it out because I like the colors. Make no mistake, I'm attracted to blues and grays.

Do you get a tax break from that jacket because you are working with special needs or are you pretending to work with special needs? Well, it's kind of ironic. You could pick up a lot of good-hearted girls. I really could. That's the thing. I do kind of look like a gymnast coach who's smelling fucking leotards. But the thing is with Deutschland, it's Deutschland Special Olympics. So this is like before, so this is like, the thing is it's ironic because it's like they would have just killed the Special Olympics athletes. That's kind of like an oxymoron there. Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah, that's almost like you're an usher. Push them of seeing. Push them right in.

Push them right in. Yeah. And I like this jacket. Make no mistake, I throw it on and my family will tell me I look like a guy that smells when I'm wearing it. Because just like J Edgar Hoover liked to get into fish nets, you find sneaky ways to get into peril. That's what it is.

That's what you do. I remember when you got this jacket off of Amazon and we were walking around Bay Ridge and you were wearing combat boots and you were wearing a Rommel field jacket. I threw it in and it's what it is and I've moved 17 times since then and make no mistake I lost that SS jacket in one of the moves. Because you are just, you can't not be a fan of Nazi fashion the guys look they look together They just look good. There's no way I'm not in any way shape or form endorsing what they did I think what they did was repulsive, but I will say that they looked cute doing it

They did do they did look cute doing it And you know what that might have been what inspired their efficiency yes Because you know when you put on a suit and you just feel like I could conquer the world because I got a suit on You ever do that you ever feel different Sure Do you think what the Nazis woke up and they just have pajamas on they didn't have confidence in evil? But then once they threw on those fucking cute Hugo boss, you know, it just they looked in the mirror and they said let's go Round them up. Yeah, they want ya

This is now I'm ready ready I think cuz America's enemies now that we're thinking about it Yassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss and I'll get Kim Jong Un's haircut. And I think that I'll feel cute. Because right now, your haircut, you know what it looks like seriously? Yeah. Lyle Menendez. Yeah. That is Lyle Menendez's hair. I'm literally growing my hair out

because today's episode is about the history of the Menendez brothers, Lyle and Eric Menendez, who did blow their parents' heads off and now make it out of prison. And we just thought it was a fitting subject because we are now the new Menendez sisters. Yes. It's who Yannis and I are. We brought back the show History of Haneys we are now the new Menendez sisters. Yes, who Yannis and I are

We brought back the show history and it's and we are the Menendez sisters So we want to do an episode about our brothers. Yeah, we are Sisters for a couple weeks. Maybe this week who knows how long they're getting out of jail and It's a very they shot not only did they blow their parents heads off They I think it was 15 16 shotgun shells to the head. So they exploded the face like a fucking pumpkin. It's what they did. And we were watching a documentary,

and we heard that one of the Menendez brothers, as they were leaving, that got picked up on audio, their doorbell camera, after they blew their mom's head off, they go, it's a character piece. It's a character piece. None of this is real. What happened was it was a mafia hit. OJ Simpson did it.

Yeah, cuz, and by the way, speaking of character pieces, you can scoot your little boot. You can get your fucking Pete Buttigieg. You can get your Petey writing the Buttigieg over to patreon.com slash historyinus and listen to the Loud of 14 audio podcast. And you can also listen to the Patreon only episode that we have up there where we say the most wild

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Yeah, that's another country we could go to exactly cuz and and then also we are discussing the price But we make no mistake We will put up a tier where you will get to read mine in the honest text messages We might be able to do what if we do what? Yeah, what if we did just once a year one price yeah $15,000 yeah you get to just we just get to read our text yeah we have somebody else do it so they know it's not rigged and we just sit there and we go are we gonna be okay after this somebody get Jews out to true I mean James out to trip sorry not

inaccurate sorry yeah somebody get James the Jew out to true back on and get that Jews Althucher I mean James Althucher sorry not inaccurate somebody get James the Jew Althucher back on and get that fucking kid to just start pumping money into the Patreon make no mistake that kid used to pay 15k a month for no reason shout out to the new Jew Althucher who's now for some reason just went 200

a month I love that enthusiasm there's some kid on the Patreon who's just going 200 a month. It's not even a tier. He just said, you know what? I'm slicing off a hundo for each one of the hyenas. Who was the kid? Remember the kid who lived in Kansas City? We used to try to send him on dates with Venetian. Richie G? I think his name was Richie G.

Is he back? Where is that? That kid's got to be in federal prison. That kid was running schemes. He was, I think he might've been one of those early crypto kids. Yeah. Because he just lived in a penthouse in where was it? I think Kansas City. Yeah. Which is like you know to live in a penthouse in Kansas City is the same price as a studio here. It basically is. Yeah it's basically is. Yeah. Now I'm bringing up Richie G because he has Menendez Brothers energy. He was a rich he's a rich kid, fun kid, fun, liked to have fun, love him, cute kid, girls wanted to bang out, much like Lyle and Eric Menendez. The Menendez Brothers.

Wait, did you just look though? Does he not have Eric Menendez's haircut right now? Yeah, I'm looking like Eric Menendez. Cuz make no mistake, I have hair like Eric Menendez and then you have hair like Lyle Menendez. Cuz make no mistake, Lyle Menendez was bald but in this picture looks like he has hair. It looks he's wearing a wig Yeah, did you see the scene in the show when they rip his toupee off? Yeah? Yeah, funny Does he have cancer or something now? No, he's fucking jacked. He's jacked But Huckabee's lost all his hair because he was balding back then. Oh, he was losing it back then. Now here's the thing last episode Yannis did not have hair and today has hair. What's your secret? I think some people think I get hair plugs or I dye my hair. I don't I don't do anything

I got good Greek jeans that I just look like a young kid God does not want me to age here's the thing too and here's what I know about you Unfortunately, but you know why I'm here I'm here to tell you the truth is you look great right now But I can already tell that you're gonna get fat fat fat again I just you can't keep it off cuz you're almost a 50 year old fat fucking kid. I can't stop. I've already put four pounds back on since the last time

you saw me, that's the truth. Four pounds went back on. Because I eat an alarming amount of pizza and I can't stop. Because, and make no mistake. Today I'm gonna have a couple of zucchinis. We're having zucchini slices, we're having zucchini slices and make no mistake,

when you get to a certain fat, Jesse Scatura will paint you That's how you're gonna know you got to the fat level when you come in and it's just a sculpture of you Well, once you said will Jesse paint someone I was like I want to be that guy I want you to hate me like one of your French girls, Jesse guys So if you didn't listen to the last episode Jesse Scatura our producer extraordinaire is it loves painting He's a great painter and he loves painting fat people Yeah

so we said if you go to patreon.com slash historyinits and you kind of upload a photo of yourself or you wanna be someone, if you think you have what it takes to be fat enough to be painted by Jessie, our fattest fan, we will do that for you and we will gift you that for free for us, we'll sign it, we will give you a nice painted picture of you as a fat person. Yeah, if you have a body positive kind of self image.

You love being fat. We're not making fun of you. We want you to celebrate you. No, no, no, no, no. No. I mean, big is beautiful. Big is beautiful. Big is beautiful.

Yeah. Just like if you kill your parents, you want to go big and do 15 shots to the head. So here's the thing, and they also get... That's less killing your parents and more exploding them. Here's the problem with this, okay? Because what, you know, I remember hearing about this when I was a child, okay? And I remember this story used to scare me

just like Andrew Kunanin. Remember Andrew Kunanin? Yes. Who's a gay guy who was running around. That's why it scared you because you were like, is he gonna get me? Yeah, it's gonna get me because, you know, I was like, I think, you know, they're killing gay guys.

Yeah, because that's the truth. And by the way, make no mistake, we are the Menendez brothers because, like, look, I told you, I'm Eric because of the hair. And another fun fact about Eric is throughout this whole show and still to this day, he's not sure if he's gay or not. And that's me. Lyle looks like Alfred E. Newman now. I mean, because Lyle looks wild. So what these Menendez brothers did is they killed their parents, they blew their parents' heads off, and then they also shot them in the kneecaps because they wanted to make it look like a mafia hit. That's what they did. So they had this concocted this whole plan and nobody knew why they did

it. And then they came out and said that they were their father was sexually molesting both of them. Unfortunately, unfortunately, he was getting me and I don't know if that's Cuban culture, but yes Yes, no bueno. Because it's not good when your dad's moving his monkey tail. That's not what you want. It's not good when you're getting pushed through by your pops. Yeah, his dad was. And unfortunately, that's not good.

They were little kids. And they were saying that, in addition to the father riding them for their tennis, they wanted to be these excellent tennis players. And he got them into Princeton, one of them into Princeton. They were failing out. But he would sexually assault them. And they said that they needed to kill their parents

specifically that night because they believed that their mom and dad were going to kill them first. Which is a nice, convenient self-defense kind of defense. We said we thought that they were going to kill us that night, so we killed them in self-defense kind of defense. We said we thought that they were gonna kill us that night, so we killed them in self-defense. We don't know if that was kind of a concocted story. I mean, I think we do know that they were getting banged out, I think we believe that, the cries looked real,

but who knows, they could have planned it and said, we're just gonna kill our parents, and maybe it wasn't in self-defense that night, we don't know. See, this is the issue though, and it's- And also, unfortunately, I think I remember that Lyle also banged out Eric. Yeah, so it was sort of like a lot of 14

of getting banged out. It's kind of one of those things. It's the way the cookie crumbled, okay? And the way the cookie crumbled, and one of them banged another one. But Lyle, unfortunately, because he just loves puss, and it happens, guys love puss. And this kid loved puss, his brother didn't,

his brother Eric is married to a woman, but make no mistake, he is gay. Is he really, is that what you said? No, but the documentary and the scripted show made it seem like the kid wanted to bang out black dudes in prison bed. So, and it happens. But Lyle loved puss and he was talking to a woman

and I guess moving his monkey on the phone in prison not understanding that number one you're talking on a phone in prison so everything's getting recorded. Number two he was telling this woman while when he was on the stand you know after he gave this amazing performance you know the you know took the stand emotional his father you know molested him all these things He then went that night and told the woman that he was talking to that he made it all up and that she was writing a book for him

and he thought she's writing it for him, but of course she turned around and just sold it without him and sold all these copies of this book to the public and which basically said, she has recordings of him saying, "'Everything I said in there is a lie.'" Yeah, yeah, that's the bad thing. She was an older woman, she has recordings of him saying, everything I said in there is a lie.

Yeah, yeah, that's the bad thing. She was an older woman, she was like in her 50s. Yes. And he was in his 20s at the time. He got catfished before it was catfished. He got catfished before it was catfished. And why do women love cute killers? They just can't get enough.

They line up and they write to these guys and they want to marry these guys and they are the number one demographic that watches true crime. I mean, ladies love cute killers. They love cute killers. Why they do it? I mean, I don't know. I guess it makes them feel safe to just know that at any moment they could just get stabbed.

Yeah, it's like a safe fear thing. It's like, I'm safe, but I'm scared, but I'm safe, but I'm scared. So then this woman, so then, but I thought Lyle's defense of that was actually interesting, and I kind of believed it, because, make no mistake, I kind of believed the Menendez brothers, because then Lyle said, well, the reason why I told her that I was lying,

because it was very kind of tough things for a guy to say that I was basically raped by my father, that, so I told her I was lying because I didn't want her to think less of me as a man, which is a nice in the moment lie. That's a nice, if the kid, here's the thing, here's the thing, you know me, I know how to lie to women. Here's the thing, here's the thing is if he lied on that in the moment, I personally believe that's a good enough lie to get yourself out of it.

I think the kids did 30 years, 35 years. I mean, that's enough. They were able to, they didn't really get away with it, but they shouldn't be in jail for life. How do you feel about it? Because make no mistake, they will get out and kill someone else. Yeah. It's interesting because they actually didn't get, they got a second trial. The first trial was a hung jury because that's when the Menendez brothers got on the stand and came out of the molestation closet. It's different to get to stand up at Thanksgiving and say, Hey guys, I'm gay. That's tough enough.

Right. Imagine by the way that happened in my house, Thanksgiving 1999, you know who you are. Yeah. And how are the cats doing? Yeah, they're doing good. Yeah. I mean, yeah. We know what it is. Yeah, yeah. And so we'll skate around it moving forward. We just won't ever say anything.

We always say we'll just skate around because make no mistake, I'm a Scott and by you, I'm skating around. Yeah. Say, how are the cats doing? Yeah. Are there any 10 cats out there? Yeah, yeah. Do these air maxes suck? Yeah, I think those cats out there? Yeah Air maxes suck

Suck are they kind of cool? But right now you got to wear comfy shoes because you got an Achilles tendon that's a little ripped us and make no mistake I'm starting to wear baggy cargo pants and jackets from drift shows. I am becoming Benetia. You are you're dressing Yeah, yeah, you really do look the part of a special needs coach. I wanna just start dressing like I'm a girl in my mid-20s that lives in Central Park. So the second trial, it seems like they got a second trial

because of the hung jury, and they didn't, first of all, they didn't let that tape recorded confession that he said to the girl that he made this stuff up into the trial, so it had nothing to do with the verdict, a the stuff up into the trial so had nothing to do with the verdict a lot of people don't know that nothing to do with the verdict but they also didn't allow any of that testimony about them getting molested all that stuff so a lot of people theorize that because OJ Simpson got off OJ got off that they just rigged the trial yes it to send these guys to prison because they needed a conviction from

one of these two highly televised, highly public-interested cases. And a big thing too on this, like, you know, like, judicially is that they needed that 100% right. And then also in the first trial, the reason why I was a hung jury is because they gave you multiple, they gave the jury multiple. These guys had big pieces on their side. It's what it is, it's hung. They gave you multiple options. You could convict them of murder in the first degree, in the second degree.

In the second trial, the only options were did they kill their parents and then they have to get convicted or did they not kill their parents and they're acquitted. So they had already admitted that they killed their parents. So the jurors were saying in the documentary I watched, we still didn't think that they need to go to jail for life, but the state of California only gave us one option where like they already admitted it. So it was rigged for the, from the beginning for them to win. Cause make no mistake, that's what our country does. And if you want more of that, then you're going to vote for you know who, and you better not have. They said, we just let a black and you better not have they said we just let a

black vote for freedom they said we just let a black guy go free who killed a white woman we gotta put two Hispanics behind prison walls what it is and they're not it and it's so funny that they will fucking stretch the rules I mean do you think if those kids last names because they don't look Hispanic at all but if it wasn't Menendez if it was was something white, they would be out, you think? Maybe, yeah, but here's the thing, they're getting out, and a lot of people go, a lot of people are going like, it's a good thing you killed.

Here's the funny thing, remember in the documentary, they said they couldn't find one family member to say anything positive about Jose. So you know Jose was a fucking asshole. He was a dick, man. Because he didn't see it, and nobody saw him doing that to the kids. But outside of that, it sounded like he was torturing them.

He was making them hold on to those bars, making them cry, saying, I'll fall into my arms. Then he would move and let them fall. And then he goes, that's why you can't trust anybody. But look, they did get into Princeton. So maybe he did do a few things. Right. Do they need to get their heads blown off for that?

That's the thing. And then also the other part of this is that's tough to just swallow. Yeah. Is that they then went on a fucking shopping spree and spent like 250 grand in a month. Which is, listen, some people, when they go through a breakup, they go through, they start eating a lot of cake,

they put on a couple pounds. When you blow off your parents' heads after they've been banging you out, you go buy a Porsche. Yeah. You buy a Porsche. That's what it Porsche what it is you go to fucking rodeo jive And you just treat yourself like pretty women like you just you just it's a pretty women movie Yeah, kill your parents because shortly after you got a Tesla Remember Julia Roberts just went on a fucking shopping spree. Make no Mistake. Yeah, I used to move just went on a fucking shopping spree. Cuz make no mistake.

I used to move my monkey to Pretty Woman. I had that on VHS. I used to go into my grandpa's house. He would fall asleep on the couch. I would go into the back room, and I would smoke it to Pretty Woman. Cuz make no mistake, Richard Gere's hot. Yeah.

Yeah, Richard Gere's just always had silver hair and he's always looked good like George Clooney. And he does just, I mean there was a rumor that he stuck gerbils in his ass and it's probably not true, but it's a funny thing that's out there. That's the one that kind of just stuck. It's like he put gerbils in his ass and you're going, why would that rumor, now that we have the internet, we're going, why would that rumor start if it wasn't true? You know he went to some hospital at some point, and they said, oh my God, it's Richard Gere,

can I get an autograph? And he said, yeah, but first you gotta get this gerbil out of my ass. And they go, why is there a gerbil in your ass? He went, cause I was at one of Rick James parties, and I did a little fucking hoo-hats. I got a little blown up, and Rick James said, you know what feels good is when you put a live gerbil in your ass and it fucking

paws at your prostate yeah and that's just what we do in LA it's what it is what happens cuz it's what it is but do you think it would feel good if there was a gerbil just pawing at your prostate yeah I really really would like it the only thing is that gerbil would have to move a couple of matchbox cards and some other items out of the way. There's a couple matchbox cards in there. It's what it is because my stepson's looking for his toys. They're in my ass. Because when I was little I hung a GI Joe figure out of my ass and ran around with it. Yeah, I remember that. You remember that movie with Sylvester Stallone. I think it was called Cliffhanger or something. Yeah, sure. I love Cliffhanger. So I put the GI Joe in there and he was just hanging on I called the GI Joe rodeo

Yeah, what is he if he could hold on? Yeah, I mean listen We just grew up a little different we grew up a little bit Here's the thing we had right we could have killed our parents too We didn't do it cuz your friends used to make you answer the doorbell for delivery in high heels in a Giants helmet It's what it is cuz it's what it, because nowadays that's called just being a Democrat. Wei Songxian. Because that visual is just very funny. So they said go answer the door and they put a giant helmet on you and your mom's high heels?

They threw me in my mom's high heels. I got butt naked with a giant's helmet on. They asked me to go get the Chinese food. I'll never forget. I would get chicken and broccoli. And then we had this lobster cream thing we would get. And then they'd push me outside. And I was out there with the Chinese delivery guy.

I didn't speak English, butt naked, with my mom's pumps on, and a Giants helmet. Yeah, and it was the punters helmet, too, just with the one bar. So I did look special needs. And then they locked me out of the house for a while. Because, make no mistake, my friends used to abuse me and torture me.

And it really motivated me to blow past him in life and that's when I became a division three All-American. White basketball star. Because I would shoot a thousand jump shots a day every day and it was simply because I wanted my for I wanted to just be better than my friends and make no mistake I went as far as division three and it's what it is. It's what it is but that's pretty that's a pretty high level high level for a white kid to make it. I want to start playing ball again. You're the all-time leading scorer at Who Cares University.

Exactly. Exactly, because it was Division III, but not even Division III. It was like Section B of Division III. But I am a legend in that school. And yeah, it doesn't. Did you just fart? No, I'm pulling out a zini.

OK. But this thing, too, with these Menendez brothers is that the whole uproar now is do they deserve to get out of jail? And are we the only country that puts people in jail for life? I don't understand putting them in jail for life. If they're going to stay in jail for life, why don't you just kill them?

Do you need them to make license plates? Just get rid of them. If they're gonna stay in jail for life, why don't you just kill them? Do you need them to make license plates? Just get rid, if they're gonna go for life, just kill them. Why, I don't get it. Yeah, I mean, and they do make license plates and do do free labor, so that's kinda cool. They make license plates and toothbrushes, that's a big thing. That's a big thing, we do need toothbrushes.

I mean, let's be honest, the prison system is just, it's legalized slavery, it's what it is. And it's what it is, and it's also a great way to just get your population jacked. If we all went to prison, maybe we wouldn't have to rely on Wegoovie. We could just go to prison and get jacked. Because you need to get jacked to keep the...

It's what it is. Because it's a constant hunt for your asshole when you go to prison. Here's the thing, and I don't know if you can go in for 35 plus years, and you have to at least one slip by the goalie You have to get one to the asses. It's not bad numbers. Because if me and you went to prison and People go who's gonna be the bottom who's gonna be the top and they go who's gonna dominate who's gonna we would just go

You know what? I think what we do is go like we're opting out. We're just gonna do we're gonna switch head We're gonna go mutual. I do you and then you do me Change the rules. Yeah. yeah. We're just gonna 69 our way out of this. We'll just bag each other. Or what I would do is I would just get done on my knees day one and just start giving everyone toothy BJs so they stay away. I would just learn

from my ex-girlfriend in high school and just say I'm gonna put my braces on your balls. Or as Jose Menendez likes to call it, a mouth massage. It's what it is. And it was disturbing when he said his father made Jose Menendez likes to call it a mouth massage. It's what it is. It's what it is. Yeah. And it was disturbing when he said, his father made, he made, he held me there and finished in my mouth.

And at that point I got lightheaded, cause and I started saying to myself, what is wrong with the human brain? It's, what is wrong with the human brain? Cause there's people, there's people who fucking made their kids give, they can go to Princeton University and be good kids. What is wrong with the Jewish brain? And then there's people who throw on wigs and say they're from Westchester.

Yeah, what is wrong with us? And so... Are we just bored? Do we have too much time? Is it because we don't have to run for our lives anymore? Yes, that's what I think it is. Would Jose Menendez have been a good guy if he had to like fight against saber-toothed tigers? Because he wouldn't have had 100% that's not happening to their the Menendez brothers who live in Syria. That's not happening. It's not happening It's not happening them. They're gonna get a little chemical acid on them and it's what it is. It's extra chaos I don't I'm not for it, but it's what happened

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they felt like they had to kill their mom because their mom started putting cinnamon on their food. And that's not and that's things were a little different at the Menendez household. Yeah. It was a little different. Yeah, it was a little different, but make no mistake. I did watch a documentary a week ago and I started putting cinnamon in my coffee and tasting my own batch. Yeah, and it does taste better with a little cinnamon on it. Can you imagine being the Menendez friends and going you coming out tonight? And they go no, we can't go out because we got a date with our dad. Yeah. Yeah, because, I mean, my dad looks like.

I'm going on a date with my dad. Yeah, because my dad looks like. Hopefully he makes a move on me. Yeah, my dad looks like Barney Rubble. Yeah, he does, yeah. So that would be wild. Yeah, I mean, it's one of the most disturbing things I've ever thought of after.

It's just, I didn't know what to do when I was watching this documentary. I got, actually, it's one of those documentaries where I was watching it, and even the scripted show where I was watching it, and I was like, this content is so bad. One of the only reasons I kept watching it is because the actor who plays Lionel Menendez is shredded.

Have you seen this kid? He's a shredded kid. Yeah, I mean, that kid, yeah. And Javier Bardem plays a great villain. Javier Bardem is one of the best actors, I think, of our lifetime, and people don't talk about him enough. He's great.

He's phenomenal. Now here's the thing about Jose Menendez. This is what confuses me. Oh, sure, his name's Jose. Yeah, I'm positive it's Jose Menendez, which would have been a great minor league catch. Jose Menendez. Jose Menendez.

Either he's getting called up. That's what it is. Yeah, that's what it is. Or he's coming over to Chris's, he's, or he's getting called up. That's what it is. Yeah, that's what it is. Or he's coming over to Chris's, he's a cousin that's coming over to Chris's Thanksgiving dinner. What is it, Jose Menendez, make no mistake, I've probably had to pick him up from San Juan airport. Now the thing about Jose Menendez that's interesting,

and I've noticed this about a lot of powerful people, they have a thing with power, right? Because you're doing this, it's something about power. Like you like to degrade Because you're doing this, it's something about power. You like to degrade, you like to dominate, but he was an amazing businessman and he excelled in this country. Are all people who make it to the top... I mean, it might be a lot of them. Why do they have this evil side that we find out about later? Like Diddy. I mean, Diddy, he's't, I mean Diddy, you know, he's getting accused of obviously makes you a pedophile, but I don't think it was the attraction to the

ten-year-old boy. I think it was the power of I could just do whatever I want to this kid and it's kind of wild because you worry like, you know, like I mean this this power, this absolute power, I mean you worry like has this been happening since the beginning of time like where, where kings just kill kids all day? And when you read in history, it kinda has. Yeah. It kinda has, and then it becomes like the societal norm in a lot of these empires, and these empires

are all founded on domination, right? They go in, they dominate a local population. And after they're done with the girls, they're like, you know, it's like humanity, they don't stop. That's the thing we always do, we never stop. We always take it too far, the hippies become the yippies. Civil rights becomes wokeness, we always go too far.

So once they're done with the girls, they go, okay. And you're going, can't you just put your fucking sword down and pick up your plow? It's like, no, that's not what we're gonna do. I can't do it. So I think we gotta go from the one hole to two hole. Yeah, yeah. I think that, I think, you know,

it's probably the father's power. And also there's a connection to the father with Menudo. Do you know about that connection? Yeah, well he found, that's the thing, he was like, he was the head guy at Hertz, and then he was the head guy at RCA, and he put on Menudo and all these other bands. I mean, not only was he like a high level businessman,

he did it in like different fields. He went from Hertz ran a car, top brass, right? I think he was the head of Hertz. And then he went and so. And then he hired OJ Simpson. Yeah, and then he hired OJ Simpson to be the spokesperson, which is wild because OJ Simpson ended up cutting his wife's head off.

Yes. And OJ Simpson wound up in the same prison as his son's. That's wild when he goes, it's weird to see you again like this. Because they met OJ Simpson when they were little when his dad hired him, and then the next time they saw him, they were both in prison for murder. Murder.

So sometimes, serendipity works in strange ways. Yeah, I think that this case, you're gonna be hearing a lot about it, you know, over these next weeks. Let's be honest, because we've been in the entertainment business for a little while. There is some weird stuff going on there. When you find out about Phil Spector, you find out about OJ Simpson,

you find out about Jose Menendez, you find out about Diddy, you find out about Harvey Weinstein. There's more happening right now, though, we don't even know about yet, that we're gonna discover in a few years. Somebody, who you think's gonna be? Who's. Somebody, who do you think is gonna be? Who's going, who do I think is real?

Because P Daddy, you could kinda see coming. Yeah. He kinda just had the energy of a vampire. Who's next? Who's it gonna be? Who's coming out of left field? Yeah, who's coming out of left? You're gonna be like, whoa.

Yeah, is it gonna be Leo? No, I mean Leo just, he bangs young chicks. He's got too good of a legal team. He's got too good of a legal team, and that's just a good, I think it's gonna be Leo? No, I mean Leo just bangs young chicks. He's got too good of a legal team. He's got too good of a legal team, and that's just a good, I think it's gonna be a woman. That's why, because women are starting to get a lot of power. I think we're gonna see. Ellen's got a basement full of Thai ladyboys.

Might be. That she tortures. Could be Ellen, could be, you know, or I mean, you know, also politicians too, they do this shit, and politicians just are able to keep it under wraps But think about Ellen right two people close to her just died one of them Yeah, I went to a motel and killed himself and then her ex her ex on heisch on heisch. Yeah

Probably dramatic on heisch and shy yeah, just drives into a fucking house. Yeah burns. I mean, what's going on? It's a quickie-dinkie. It's a quickie-dinkie. It's a quickie-dinkie. You know, what's going on? It's a little bit quinky-dinky. It's a quinky-dinky. It's a quinky-dinky. It's a quinky-twinky. I don't know, I don't know. The truth is, cause I don't have the answers. You don't have the answers.

I don't have the answers either. Jesse, do you have the answers? Nobody has the answers. Cause I wanna eat some salmon. Yeah, I want some salmon too. I wanna put salmon on my zucchini slice. Have you been eating salmon? No.

Are you still eating salmon? You used to eat salmon. You used to eat lox and salmon for breakfast. Yeah, listen, I try to eat healthy for one day, and then I just go, this doesn't taste good. But then how did you lose weight? Because you've lost a significant amount of weight. How did you do it?

I'm sick. Are you an estrogen? I just cut down on what I'm eating and I throw hands now. So that's a good workout. But throwing hands, how many times a week do you throw? Usually once or twice and that's it. But so once or twice a week and then you don't do anything else? No, I think I've just been depressed because I missed you. Yes. But because when you take off your shirt, are you still jacked or are you a doughy? No, it's a little doughy. It's what it is. It's a little doughy. But let me ask you this. Yeah.

But I do push-ups every day. Okay. How many a day? Yeah, because I want to keep the tits forward. Forward. How many a day? I don't want them to look like they're not talking to each other.

You know, and they start going like this, we're in a fight. I want them to look like this. So you bang out how many a day? I bang out 50 push-ups a day. Every day? Every single day, 50 push-ups a day. In a row? In a row.

50 push-ups a day. That's your work. That's what I do I do I do the Menendez jailhouse workout That's it 50 push-ups a day and for she 50 pushes in my asshole a day. That's what yeah Yeah, because you've lost because you look good you you've lost the weight now the hair is coming in to here Look good, too You look like you've been you know trimming down well I because what I do now what I my whole life you want half a tuna sandwich no I intermittent fast you're intermittent fasting cuz that Well, I, because what I do now, my whole life. Are you on half a tuna sandwich? No, I intermittent fast.

You're intermittent fasting. Because that's what I've been doing since, I started August 30th, 2022. And I started intermittent fasting and I pretty much only eat in a six to eight hour window. And then I don't eat, I typically stop, I'm in a day like today, because we're gonna do this election special.

I might be having zucchini slices and brewskis till fucking midnight, but for the most part, I don't eat after 6 p.m. and then I start eating again at 10 or 11. No, we're calling the diet off for America tonight. We have to. And we gotta drink, what kind of beers are we gonna drink? Are we gonna drink?

Well, I mean, we have Stellis from four years ago, and then you brought spiked seltzers, because make no mistake, that just tells me who you're voting for. Yeah, so you can't drink a spiked seltzer for your guy? I mean, a white guy for Kamala drinks a spike seltzer. I mean cuz make no mistake somebody called somebody told Jason Kelsey

That's the difference between the internet in real life The kid was filming thinking I'm gonna put this on the internet and then Joe Jason Kelsey turned around and the kid went whoopsie You'll get her you'll get her because the thing is with Jason Kelsey is around and the kid went whoopsie. You'll get hurt. You'll get hurt. Because the thing is with Jason Kelsey is here's why I like him a lot because he protected his brother. He protected his brother but he knows. He agrees with what the guy said.

He's like I know my brother is fucking kind of gay but I still get to smash your phone. You can't because he's probably the guy saying I'll say that to my brother but you can't and I respect that. Yeah but what's gay about being maybe the best tight end of all time dating one of the hottest most famous women in the planet? I don't see nothing gay about that. Because he's a spokesperson for the vaccine and that's gay. Oh okay I forgot about that part. He's a Pfizer. I forgot about that part. I think he's on Moderna but so there's that and he's also white guy for Kamala. Yeah so so the kind of country. And he went to a tennis match so that makes you kind of thinks it's gay

And it's obviously it's not warranted. He's a football player that'll fucking smash everybody's bean Yeah, cuz the reality is those are two big kids. Yeah, they'll beat the shit out of everybody Yeah, they were and they're not gay at all. They're one of the do one of the strongest things you can do They're playing in the NFL So I thought that would be like some of the straightest stuff to do and also something Republicans would love that there's a football player dating like the blonde cheerleader. But I think T. Swiftie came out for Kamala. And that's basically a rainbow flag.

You can't do it. Yeah, you can't do it. I mean, it is wild. I mean, my group chat this morning, I mean, was blowing up saying, I mean, they're already saying that if Kamala wins, it's rigged. So unfortunately, that's what it is. I mean, the text messages are, if Kamala wins, it's rigged, and you know that.

Because Trump is winning in every poll, but there's no evidence to back that up. And my friends just wanna, they just wanna have a fight. Yeah, they do, they do. Are the Menendez brothers the only two brother killers? Are there any other killers that are siblings that did that? That's a very good question. Can we chat GPT?

Where are the chat GPT slots? Yeah, what other siblings killed like that? Cause what I liked about that. And you know what I love about their relationship is they're close. They're close kids. They're close. They got close kids. They're close. They got very upset when they got removed.

They didn't see each other for 20 years. I mean, I think they wouldn't be able to get through prison together. Yeah. Because what I love about Jesse is he is an absolute savant with a computer, but he types very slowly. No. Like he's your brother.

Oh, dude. Yeah, no, he, dude, he's a two finger, he's a finger painting type. Yeah. Yeah, he types with two fingers like this. Yeah. Yeah, and it's just fingers like this. Yeah. Yeah. And it's just what it is. Yeah. Okay. So the Menendez brothers, then we have Robert and Michael Beaver in 2015. They were involved in the brutal murder of their parents and three younger

siblings. Wow. These people killed their parents and their siblings, but they're not a story. Yeah. Because they're not rich. They didn't live in Beverly Hills and their father wasn't like a mogul in order to make the news You really got to be rich, right? That's the thing the kinkle case not brothers, but the kinkle kid kinkle is funny It although it doesn't involve brothers Kip kinkle funny name a teenage boy also made headlines for killing his parents in 1998 before committing a school shooting at Thurston High School in Oregon See it's interesting what the media picks and chooses because the Menendez brothers,

they could have just been one of these stories, but the media decided to profile them. It's wild, right? How manipulated we are by the media. We are. It is wild. We really are. I mean, they make it into a case or not a case. Like if they just started shoving this down our throat, it would be a case.

Just like, what's his name? Lacey... Peterson. Scott Peterson. Scott Peterson. They just, and also being good looking. So the Menendez brothers were two cute kids. Gorgeous, so was Scott Peterson. Yeah, and Scott Peterson was a cute kid.

So I think the media just goes, are these kids cute? They do the same standard that Hollywood does, and they go, is he cute? Are girls gonna be into this guy? And then they just go, we're making them a star. They're doing what it is. They say, you know what, the Menendez brothers sell tickets, they're gonna sell ads. Yeah, they're gonna it is. They say you know what the Menendez brothers sell tickets

Yeah, they're gonna sell ads. Yeah, they're gonna sell tickets. Can we take a look at kip kinkle? Yeah Let's take a picture. Let's get a picture of kip kinkle. He's got somebody called the Pappans sisters Sisters the Menendez sisters first the Pappan sisters. These are women who killed their parents sisters Christine and Lea Papp and French sisters who worked as live-in maids, in 1933, they brutally murdered their employer's wife and daughter, which shocked France and became a widely discussed case about class struggle, mental illness,

and sibling dynamics. You know what's weird about murder? Wow. You know what's weird about murder? Is like, everyone's always scared about like, strangers on the street and stuff like that. You know who you really gotta be worried about? The person who loves you.

Yes. Because that's who usually kills you. 100%. Yeah, it's like usually someone you know. The chances of you getting randomly murdered are so low. The chances of you getting murdered by a spouse are like 50-50. Well, it depends on who lives in your neighborhood.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah, where are you living? Yeah, where are you living? Because I should move back to Staten Island. I might do it. Yeah, I might pull the trigger because make certain neighborhoods you have a higher chance to get killed by a stranger than other neighborhoods What it yeah some neighborhoods just got a little turbulence when you fly through

Yeah, and some of them just find the pockets of smooth air. It's what it is Yeah, there's certain parts of Maryland and have smooth air, and there's certain parts of Maryland that have turbulence. It's just a little turbulence. You've got to put your seatbelt on. Yeah, you've got to bring your seat back forward, and you've got to put your seatbelt on, and the stewardess has to sit down, and you've got to close your eyes and pray.

And that's just what it is. In other neighborhoods, you can just walk freely around the cabin. It's like our good friend, Damien Lemon, told me once, he goes, it's always just a couple degrees hotter in the hood. It's like our good friend, Damien Lemon, told me once, he goes, it's always just a couple degrees hotter in the hood. That's what he said. He said, if it's 93 outside,

then it's about 95, 96 in the hood. And I was laughing hard because it's true. This is the reason why Kip Kinkle did not make the news. I mean, this kid Kip Kinkle looks like he should be wearing this jacket. I mean, this kid Kip Kinkle looks- I mean, he has bangs. if you're a guy with bangs You're an FF

Yeah, he looks like those are self-cut bangs to they're a little uneven the kid looks fully Frank's I mean the kid kip kinkle looks Frank's and beans You look you could want to hand this kid a string and watch him play for it for a week Yeah, he's he looks like he's from deliverance and he is, I could see this, I could see the media looking at a picture of him or the Menendez brothers, they say we're going with the story of the Menendez brothers all day. Nobody wants to... Now, he did bang him out, he did abuse him, but like I said, one became a star tennis

player and the other one I think went to Princeton. He did get thrown out for plagiarizing, but it's Eslo KS, he got in. He got in there, he got in there, and the other one was like a star athlete. It's like, did he push him too hard? I mean, you know, are we here to achieve or are we not here to achieve? If you're out there listening to this show right now

and your son is not doing as well, just fucking. Just, you know, maybe you're not. You know, I'm not saying to do it, but I'm just saying just go see Jose Menendez tactics. What if this is the way to get into the Ivy League? Do you want your kid in Ivy League school or not? Yeah, how much do you want to achieve? Yeah, it's like, what is it? You can go to community college, or you can just fucking push through a little bit,

and you can just punch it through, and then the kid goes to Princeton, and it's what it is. It depends what you want. Because some of our friends will do anything to be famous and that's just what it is and some of our friends will not. It just depends who you are. It doesn't mean you're a good guy or a bad guy, it just means you're a guy. I think if you go to a community college,

it probably means your parents weren't in the picture. If you go to an Ivy League school, your parents were probably a little too much in the picture. Yes, yeah. Yeah, so actually what- They fucked you in the picture. That's what it is. So you wanna go to a good school that's not Ivy League.

You wanna know like a kid who goes to like Villanova, their parents did the right thing. They did the right thing. They did the right thing. St. Joe's, they did the right thing. It's what, yeah, St. Joe's, we did the right thing. I was just a good kid on the bus and my mother was working hard to put me through college

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and you don't have to give me an answer right now, but you should. When they get out, cause it is absolutely inevitable, are we gonna have them on the pod or not? Yeah, Are we gonna have them on the pod or not? Yeah, we are gonna have them on the pod. And you know, it's interesting because 16 years went by before Oprah did this massive special about guys who've been abused. So, and then now we know about what's been going on. Unfortunately, it seems in the Catholic Church, I hate to say it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to your mom,

I'm sorry, I just, I read the paper, it's not my fault, I can't help it. And so, usually those are kids, those are cute kids. Because you know you could- Father Bill is on the prowl. I was gonna say, look no further than me, you know? Did I blow Father Bill's head off? No. You don't remember.

But you did go, he did ask you to go get something and you blacked out and that's the last you remember. I did black out and then I woke up and I was just taking a thousand jump shots and farmers all apart. And I did get a push me to play division three basketball so I want to say thank you Father Dog. Well that's my question is like you probably got molested. Remember when the priests, remember when we were sitting with Patty and the priests, all

the priests came out and everyone was looking around going that was my priest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean I remember sitting, I think we were in Florida, were you with me? I don't remember. I think we had all gotten an Airbnb, I think I was on the road, maybe I was in Florida, and that article came out and you sent it to my phone, and then I sent to the boys group chat, and I just saw Pat looking through, he was looking through and he was sweating because he was looking through where the Queens, New York district, and then we were looking down, we were all saying, please don't let our church be on that, please don't let our church be on that.

Please don't let our church be on that. And then make no mistake, we both saw our churches on it. The church was on there. And we got it, and we got clipped. But everyone is, we got clipped. Everyone who got clipped turns out to look at Michael Jackson. His dad abused him, he turned into Michael Jackson. Guys, I mean, I mean, Patty Fly Bowles is a, is a, is a.

Patty Fly Bowles is a fucking. Reputable fireman. FDNY in the union cunts make no mistake, he's going down with the Eric Adams scandal. I mean, it does push you to achieve. I mean, so I mean, you know, if Jose Menendez spoiled these kids, they may not have turned out to be stars.

This made them stars. We can speak about this freely. We are the Menendez sisters. We're not advocating for it. We're just posing the question, is it really that bad? Is it really that bad? You know, there's a lot of pressure in American society. Your kids gotta be the best.

Everyone's gotta be number one. And you gotta do what you gotta do. Because make no mistake, I'm not gonna have my kids fucking, you know, looking like assholes out there. So you gotta do what you gotta do. Yeah, and what's up with the mom just letting it happen? The mom let it happen. What kind of mom is that? That's gonna leave a boo boo on you. That's why you got your head blown off. Yeah, and what's up with the mom just letting it happen? What kind of mom is that?

That's gonna leave a boo boo on you. That's why you got your head blown off. It's funny that they say they both were like, we miss our mom. It's like, that's how powerful the love for a mom is. It's like, even though our mom let our dad abuse us and bang us out, I still love my mom. I love my mom.

Yeah, like a good Catholic kid, I love my mom. Well, because they were saying that she was being abused by the father and she was under his spell as well. So, and make no mistake, Jose Menendez, he also had a fucking few side pieces, and it's what it is. It's what it is. Guys, just back then, think about being a guy,

a very successful, powerful guy in the 80s, it was probably hard not to cheat on your wife. It was probably hard because you could get away with it very easy. Guys had full other families in every state, and they died being, I'm surrounded. You talk to someone, you say he died surrounded by his family and you kind of have to say, which one?

Because he probably had a few. Because have you ever met a rich, powerful guy that was also just a sweetheart all the way around? It's tough. No, I gotta be honest with you. I gotta be honest with you. I know the owner of the meth, Steve Cohen, he's the nicest guy you'll ever meet and he's got a lot of money.

He's got a lot of money. A lot of money. So it can't happen. He is the only one that I can say with definitive proof, the kid is great, he's a great guy, his family are great peeps, and that's the only guy I can think of though. I have met a couple other not billionaires He's only billionaire. I know I have met a couple of millionaires. They're just kind of asshole. It just happens I don't know what it is. I mean look at John Wayne Gacy Outstanding member of the community everyone loved them and he had a teenage runaways under his house

Yeah, and he was he was he was banging him out. Yeah, I mean it's like Sometimes you go like, when someone appears to be too perfect, you know? And they achieve too much, you're going, is there a dark side that's fueling them? Is there something that's fueling them? Because when you care about people, it just gets in the way of your ambition a little bit.

You ever notice that? Well yeah, I think you have to kind of make a deal with yourself. You have to say, am I gonna do anything it takes to get to the top? And that's going to mean being cutthroat, that's going to mean losing relationships, that's going to mean probably being a dick. Or am I going to say, I want to have balance in my life and I'm going to get as far as I can by being a nice person?

It's basically what it is. It's like one of the, and then you either got to choose Jesus or not. That's what it is. And guess who I've chosen? I've chosen, I've chose Jesus and I've read the book Cover to Cover, it's called Case for Christ by Lee Strobel, and I do believe and I have definitive proof that Jesus did exist.

I have definitive proof of someone who did not choose Jesus. Jose Menendez. He did not choose Jesus. He did not choose Jesus. He went to church every day and he went, I'm not telling you what I did, Father. Father was like, what's going on?

He said, well, here's the went, I'm not telling you what I did, Father. Father was like, what's going on? He said, well, here's the deal. I cut someone off in traffic. Also, I ate a little bit too much today. I was a glutton. And guess what, Father? That's all I got to say this week. Yeah.

It's what if. Cause when's the last time you went to confession or have you ever? Cause I don't go to confession. I'm not a Catholic kid. I don't think I was in danger at any point. I think the Greek Orthodox, which is ironic, because you think the Greeks, they'd be going after kids, but they didn't. Make no mistake, I am back. There's one Greek priest who got

caught with a foot fetish and there was a woman he was having an affair with and he was taking pictures with her feet on his face. Can you pull that up, Jesse? Because it's hilarious. Because she was mushing his feet or his face. And she would put cake on his face. That's not even a crime. It's not a crime. No, but you're supposed to not be married. That's the thing. No, no, actually, you can be married. I'm sorry. I think he was married, but he had... I think he orthodox priest brought down by cake porn. Yeah, there he is. And the kid had a lazy eye. And this chick right here was mushing cake in his face. And he was jerkingking off cuz what is up with the human brain?

It's what it is cuz the kid wants to move his monkey a little bit to the fucking Greek alphabet It happens. I mean she's on crutches to she might have got banged out. Can you pull up the pictures though? Oh, they put the pics of pictures are there. Yeah, you can find them You can find the pictures if you just go Greek Orthodox priests there. They are Make no mistake that looks like me and the honest in the Bayridge Boy sketch. Because does he not look like he's in heaven, though? I mean, the kid loves it. She's got right now.

We're like, can you put this pick up somewhere? Yeah, because that's you, though, because you do love feet. Because he's like, just put your feet on my face. The dirtier, the better. Because it's yeah, she's got her, just put your feet on my face, the dirtier the better. Because it's, yeah. She's got her little piggies right on his nose and he's just sniffing the fumes. Because she does have pretty decent feet.

She has decent feet, yeah. This kid just, he likes the fumes, he wants the fumes. He's in for the fumes and that, listen, that's fine, okay? To each their own. For my thing, you're good doing anything, as long as you're not... I don't care. That's it, that's right.

I'll even allow animals, because you know me, I don't care about dogs. But it is funny when you think about people's fetishes. I mean, everyone's got like a different fetish. Some kids just want to smell a shoe. Yeah. That's what they want to do. They want to jerk off and smell a shoe, and that's what they want to do. And that rhymes. I don't have, to be honest with you, I've never been into the feet. I've never been into it, you know, I like chubby Indian women and that's about it That's about as far as the cookie crumbles for you

It is in my point category. That's what you're gonna see chubby Indian milk. So yeah, if you were a conqueror Yeah, if you were a conqueror you went in there. Mm-hmm. Okay, what would you do? How would you do it? How would you subjugate the population? So what I would do would you ask all their opinions on what you should do? Yes That's probably what I would do. Hey guys, I'm here to conquer you. What do you guys think I should do? Yeah, yeah, I would say... And I think you take a million different decisions and then I think they'd end up reconquering you. Yeah, and then I wind up... I probably wind up passing out from the anxiety and I would just get reconquered. I would moat... Well, what I probably do is I would most

likely... I would probably just conquer this village and then I would just somehow find the Whatever girl in the village with the fattest ass I would marry her and I would just let her take charge and I'd let her ruin their lives and mine What I would do cuz because that's what it is cuz make no mistake make no mistake I I'm a casualty of puss. That's what it is, that's your weakness, that's your kryptonite. But that's most guys, like what's your weakness? Cause it's not la puss, but what's gonna take yawning down? It's gotta be something.

Pizza. Pizza, but your blood pressure and cholesterol are good. I do have a little buildup in one of my arteries and I have a 2% chance of a heart attack over the next 10 years. Oh, and you did that cat, that coronary, and they said 2%? 2%. But that's nothing, 2% chance of a heart attack over the next 10 years. Oh, and you did that cat, that coronary, and they said 2%? 2%.

But that's nothing, 2% to zero is better, but it's not good. What did the doctor tell you? He said you have a 2% chance over the next 10 years, he said change your diet, and I didn't. And you didn't. I don't know how. How does one change their diet?

Here's what we're gonna do. You have to basically start liking food you don't like. We're gonna go, we're gonna get from No-Nose, we're gonna get our zucchini bacon slice, we're just gonna have to eat it, that's what it is, but also we're gonna get some mixed veggies, we're gonna get salad, and we're gonna get a little tiramisu.

Yeah, and the tiramisu will be the thing that we're eating and the mixed veggies will just be sitting there. That's what it is, yeah. Isn't trying to ask someone to switch their diet almost like asking a gay kid to start liking girls. It doesn't happen. Like, how can you do it? But again, what I found through fasting

is I can still eat those foods, but I just eat them in a window, in a designated window time, and I get my workout in, and then I don't eat as much. Because if you just leave me to go, like if you just left me with, I can just eat all day, I'd be eating ammonia cafe at two o'clock in the morning, but now I'll still eat ammonia cafe, but I'll eat it at two o'clock in the afternoon, but now I'll still eat ammonia cafe, but I'll eat it at two o'clock in the afternoon and then I won't eat again. Do you think some people go full muzzy

just for the diet and the fasting? 100%. Because they have to do fasting for a whole month right during Ramadan. Yeah. Like sometimes maybe just being religious helps you lose weight. It's what it is.

Yeah. Yeah, I think that, and also they love to wash their feet. So I think you got a lot of foot fetish guys that just like to get in there and watch these fucking women washing their feet down. They do, and I bet you their backs are pretty stretched out and they don't got a lot of back problems because they're always stretching out their back

when they pray. Cause there's a lot of benefits there. You gotta pray to Mecca. Shout out Muslim people. I mean, I like you guys. Now if you don't know if they like us, I do like them. If you got conquered by the Ottomans or something like that,

would you convert or would you stay strong to Christianity? Do you think your family members could do it or they would rather die than then renounce Jesus Christ? No, I think that we would all I think that we're all people pleasers in my family myself included I think we just don't want anyone to dislike us So we would just absolutely bow down to whatever these people want us to do. We're doing it That's what me and Jesse have talked about the problem with the Jews is they refuse to convert They won't and they don't take new members and you're going it. That's what me and Jesse have talked about. The problem with the Jews is they refuse to convert. They won't convert.

And they don't take new members. And you're going, guys, that's not the way it works. If you want to become strong and powerful, you've got to get into the system, conquer, and then make more Jews. But the Jews are going, we don't want you. And so they always keep their numbers small. And if you've got small numbers, you're

just going to get beat up. You're going to get beat up. Yeah, you've got to make some more allies. You've got to make some more Jews. But they don't want to make more Jews They don't want to do we have the most Jews. Do we have the biggest Jew army here? Let me sniff Yeah, we do Right here in Brooklyn cuz make no mistake where I live where I live in Queens a lot of Jews

I'd choose a lot of Jews a lot of Chinese. Here. Now. Here's the thing. There is a Jew in this room Can you smell where? Well, you're German so I'm expecting you to be able to sniff it. I was going to say! Just take a sniff and figure it out! He's a Jew! Are you? Are you?

Wow! The mom or the dad? Wow, so you actually are, because if you come out of a Jewish vagina, then you are Jewish. You can't get it off you. That's what they say. Wow! So why did you grow't get off you so what did you grow up did you go up Jewish or Catholic hippie so no non-religious family religious not at all what did you ever do any Jewish holidays at you know Chris terrible Jews they're awful Jews so you know I mean look he's working here he

can't be that great yeah I'm a bad Jew bad with money yeah no yeah if you think Jews were in the world just look at Jesse. Not all of them do. Not all of them do. Yeah, yeah. What was the Jewish last name? The maiden name? Oh, yeah. It's a hard core... Whoa. You got to tackle that one. Yeah, that's character piece. That's a way Sean Sheehan. That's a character piece.

That's at kjohn.com slash history hyenas. My name is Sean Terry from Loud and Forte. What I just said was a 100% unadulterated character piece. Wait, when we used to do this, would we be hitting like the way Sean Sheen's and the character piece is live in studio or is it all in post? I think we did it live. So yeah, I think we did it live. So we'll start doing it live and we all saw, I'm just remembering that we used to get yelled

at by the fans for talking about what we're gonna do on the show live on the show yeah we just did it and it's a couple years we're back cuz four years cause four years and we topped right into Menendez brothers two cute kids who killed their parents and then went on a shopping spree and then as it turned out their father was so that's just how the cookie crumbles sometimes in the American dream sometimes the American dream is an American nightmare it's what it is and it's just how it goes cuz make no mistake if the Menendez brothers were born right now before they killed their parents what they would have done is cut that's what they would have done is cut their... That's what they would have done. That's what they would have done,

because that's what happens now. And it turns out that Jeffrey Epstein said that Donald Trump was his best friend for 10 years. It's one of his... And nobody... It didn't happen, right? It probably didn't happen, but even if that is true, it didn't necessarily change my opinion at the voting polls.

I don't think it changed anyone's opinion. It was an attempt at an October surprise. I think it came out a couple days ago, and you could not find it anywhere on X. Yeah, because I don't know. Right now, this episode, we don't know if the election results are happening. We're still filming this on election day, but I don't know. I kind of felt this morning, again, not my political, this is not an endorsement, but I felt that Trump was going to win.

But now as I'm watching TV, it feels like he's going to lose. Yeah, but when you watch this, we will know. You will know. Well, we might know. It depends if they're playing games with the ballots. Did they just find a box of 250,000 ballots in Pennsylvania from 1970 and say, these will do? I don't know.

Like Chris said, if this next episode of the History Hyenas is recorded in Austin, Texas, Kamala won. That's what it is. Because folks, and as always, you know, if you go to patreon.com slash history hyenas, we encourage you to make a funny name. We will read out all the new members. We have a, here's the thing folks, we have a lot of new members. We have three, four thousand members that have signed up in just the last week alone. So get on it, get on that train. So it might it might take a couple of episodes for you to hear your name and for us to catch up. We're gonna

get to everybody but just bear with us and make a really funny name so it stands out. Some of the names that are just kind of regular we call them straight to the back where you're just here for the content. You just want your name right out but you're here for the content, we call them straight to the back, where you're just here for the content, you just want your name read out, but you're here for the content, and you're going straight to the back, we're gonna read through those ones quickly, but if you want a chance to be the winner,

the Pseudo-Appianist of the Week, the PPW, make a funny name, I read them, we see Yanis chooses which ones get on the list or not, and that's how it is. Yeah, and thank you for all your support over there, man, has that been humbling to see how excited you guys are and how much you're willing to support us. We really appreciate it and we love you.

And always remember, America's the best country on the planet. Yes, it is the best country on the planet and the Menendez sisters, we're here to stay. And we will not blow this podcast head off again. No, unless Yannis rapes me. All right, wanna read these Patreon names? unless Yanis rapes me. All right. Want to read these patron names?

Yeah, let's do it. All right, guys. We've reached that point where we're going to read out the patron names. Go to patreon.com slash historyanias if you want to have your name read aloud. We encourage you guys to make a funny name. And we're going to go start now.

And then there will be one lucky winner. OK, here we go. Kurt, Michael Abbasara, Mitchell Hartkoff, Sean McAdams, Tom Gambitsky, then we got I Move My Monkey to the Weather Girl's FF Boyfriend. There's a security, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's security. Yeah. Because no more of that. Yeah. All right. All right. Security. Yeah. Funny though. Wait, who's the Weather Girl? The Weather Girl was... is Jazz. Why do you call her weather girl? I don't remember, but the weather girl was Jazz, yeah. Okay, yeah, so that one we can't do,

that security with that one, we cannot do those anymore, but I forgot what we called it. Is that a gaggle? Just, it's fine. Yeah. We can't do it anymore. Then we got Joseph Sistuli,

then we got the Westchester. Wait, wait, wait, Joseph Sistuli? Joseph, Joseph Sistuli. That's the kid with a high school diploma, and that's it. That's it. Yeah cuz then we got the Westchester porch pooper Drexler, okay Second Drexler which goes to Clyde Drexler who played in the era of Michael Jordan who you know Clyde Drexler would have been the greatest of all time, but he played in Michael Jordan So that's Westchester porch po Pooper is a Drexler.

Still a big honor. Still a big honor. Andrew Nestler, then we got Eagles Fan 55, Max. Then we got Sean Dollar Knot King, Wei-Shan Shi-En. Drexler. Drexler. Then we got Crumbum Kid. Crumbum Kid is a Drexler.

Then we got Anthony Santino comedy. The kid's just promoting himself. Yeah, yeah. It's fun. Screwed in. Screwed in. That gets us screwed in. Yeah. Yeah. Then we got True Rambler, Frank Fiorella, Paul. Then we got Tony Rice and Beans, not to be confused with Franks and Beans, Mayhas. Drexler. Drexler. Robert De La Mora James de Bonair Missy all Dominguez T. Huff 21. Do you need glasses? Is it too close? You're 40 now cuz I should get the eyes checked. Yeah, then we got Isaac. My last name means black and German Schwartz Drex Drex Drex Drex

Sean McCormick Ryan Matthews toot lupa Ronnie Walker Luis Jimenez RL 1323 then we got Trump 2024 it's just a character piece then we got Travis White Craig Clifford then we got the situation she in I can't do that you know that would be a catapult we've got to call security security that's clear that we don't endorse that yeah but that would be on the list that's a good good one. Yeah, then we got Francis Monolato, David McIntyre, then we got Kazi the fuzzy wuzzy West Hollywood Care Bear. Drexler, Drexler, strong Drexler. Matthew Raw, then we got straight to the back for this. Sorry. Drex, Drex, Drex, yeah. Peter, then we got, take a ride on Tampa Tony's toboggan,

it's what it is. Okay? Then we got Tucked and Screwed FF2, okay? Then we got El Schlange, chicken finger. Colleen, Andrew Butcher, Christopher Johnson. Then we got Jacob, put it in my adobo piece in between Chrissy's feet. Imaginative Drexler.

And that's just a list of Drexlers right now. I was gonna say, we've been going for about two minutes, now two minutes, and we have not had one minute, so this is good. Yeah, we haven't wheeled out the catapult yet. Okay, so then we got Ethan Roddy, Andrew Barton, then we got Father Bill paid for my meal and woke up a three dollar bill.

Drex. Then we got Denise, I'm a woman now Rodman. Chicken finger. Samuel Shepard, I'm a woman now, Rodman. Chicken finger. Samuel Sheppard, Sean Young, Kyle Payne. Then we got Big Mike's glue gun, want to make the cuties laugh. It's what it is. It's a chicken.

Egomite sandwich. Then we got Tim Dillon was at Diddy Parties, JK don't Epstein me. Jordan Galgior, Leo Phillips. Then we got Fumala Harris has a situation with the Führer. This is Drexler, strong Drexler's. Okay, I'm still waiting. Then we got the space between Yanni's eyes, make no mistake cuz I'm a squeak. That means he's small. He's saying, so that's inventive. He's saying the space he buys is small, that's what makes him squeak, so I gotta roll out the catapult throw him on the list. Yeah Yeah, yeah, okay, then we got take me back to when father bill dropped his sack on my back

Usually the father bills don't come through but we got to get the catapult out. Yeah Happens folks Joe torso Jonathan peach Matty Boba. Adi then we got see bass said that prison Mike Reese Clark Then we got Seabass said that, Prison Mike, Reese Clark, then we got Mike Hussie wasn't muzzy but not anymore, hashtag Trump 2024. I'm like I gotta put him on the list. That's what it is, we're back. Then we got Ugly Waffle, Skript666, then we got Eric Adams Turkish Toot, Drexler, Taylor Ham but minus the Taylor and add baby oil. Strug Drexler.

Strug Drexler. Then we got Tudik Sinme, but I'm not an FF. Ropo, Diana, Daniel Lines. So then we got I stole for the free arts credit card number. For the free. Oh, yeah, that's funny. That's from the Yada's Papas Hour. Yeah. Okay, then we got, Hey Bert, there's your mom squirt.

Again, security. Yeah, we gotta get security. Not doing that. No more of that anymore. No more of that. Yeah. Okay, then we got Marty, but it's good. What? What's his name?

Marty Ferezier. Oh, okay. Then we got Mikey the Guido Sauce Monkey Marchitto, Trump 2024. Chicken finger. Mitchell Adams, Jason Bupp. Then we got Manly Girl Comes Out You in a Different Way, pewing.

That's a strong Drexler. Then we got Taylor Lucchini, Juan Gomez. Then we got Johnny, I Call My Glue Hood Emperor, P. Lasagna. Drexler. Frylark. Then we got Canada, Burn down the White House. Whoa. Security. Security. Then we got Scott Herrera, Kyle tucked back Carlson. Okay. Banco Popular branch manager. It's a good one. It's a chicken-fingered scone on the list.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Call back to Banco Popular. He's a branch manager. He worked his way up. Nick King, Cuzzy Wuzzy, Michael Tedisco, then we got Gilly Gula gunning down the Gestapo. Sean Valdezara, Carl Escott, Clint Monahan, Katie Sharacusma, Kevin Black, Lewis F. DZ, TM123, Riley Billus, Sean Terry 14, never forget, Vinny Aurora, two balls, one dream.

It's what you call a perfect chicken figure for the list. Two balls, one dream. That's right. Then we got Chrissy and Yanni restarting the party a month before Commie the Commie. It's going on the list. Diego Escapulous. Then we got Morgan, born without a gooch, just has a scar from where vagina used to be

Nick Juhbratt James Cranny wait Nick Juhbratt. Yeah, check a finger But I think that's just his name. Oh, his name's Juhbratt. Yeah, yeah, we got backyard bar warts Oh, his name's Juh-Brat? Yeah. Yeah. We got backyard bar warts List Alessandro Eldridge, then we got Tim Waltz wasn't Tanneman Square with father Bill Trump 2024. Okay, it's a Drexler. Andrew Lynch, Ash Abba's Bagel Company, Eric Person. Somebody screwed in right there. Yeah, yeah, Abba's Bagel Company screwed in. Yeah, Eric Person, John Schneider Honky Kong. List? Yeah, Chicken Fingers.

Sometimes these Chicken Fingers just go catapulted, right on the list. Then we got Brandon Woegeman. Then we got this building's on fire, dot dot dot music. I don't know what that is. Okay, Melissa Magnussen, Chubby Giraffe, Bay Ridge Drainage from a Rubber Breakage. Draxler,age Drexler strong tracks Ron Brian fellows, then we got tucked and cucked anything for a buck

Drexler then we got tuna on right toast to the right toast chicken figure Jose Matos foul ball productions Mikey the cucky Mick Canuck Ball Productions, Mikey the Cucky, Mick Canuck, Jack Worthy, Mike Hyland, Austin Aldair, Matt McAnus, Danny California, Bony Hawk, and... Wait, wait, wait, Bony Hawk? Bony Hawk? Drexler's a good one. Chicken-Figured Drexler, yeah.

No, so not on the list, though. Not on the list. But Bony Hawk was good. Bony Hawk is good. Okay. All right, so we'll do a few more. Yeah. And then, okay, guys, we got a lot.

We got like 38 pages of fucking page right here. But we will catch up. We're going to keep this list. Then we got RA, Kendall Alice, Large Plain Pie, Kamala's Indian and Jamaican Me Crazy. Good attempt. Jake Blackstock, Matthew King, Orlando the Canadian Sauce Monkey Toot, General Cousy Wuster,

Abhishek Mohan, Vince Pannaccio, Gunnar Battulo, Assyrian Cousy Who's Here for the Content, Fabian Flores, Kip Foley Snack Sommier, Matty Buckets, Graham Moslondons, Scutzy, Ruben Santillan, Graham Moslondons, Scootsie, Ruben Santillan, Costa Rica excited for the Fruit Toot reboot, Omar Valencia, Las Oseguera, Adriana Nino, Benjamin Long Orc, Jakey Jufumes, Jakey Vangie, Don J. Trump but the gist just shut up and kiss me Chrissy. Ryan, time to put the quake. What? Cake? So? Cannon Dorson.

We got called security. That's what it is. If it wasn't for security, you'd be on the list. And we got more Irish. Law enforcement had to intervene. It's what it is. Yeah, but it's a good one. Then we got more Irish than Leroy.

It's what it is. OK, yeah, it's a Dre one. Yeah, then we got more Irish than Leroy. It's what it is. Okay. Yeah, it's a Drexler Yeah, then we got Then we got then we got Tim Farrell Ben Lowry Ian Ratliff then we got make no mistake I'm dating a 411 Latina and fully expect to wake up with my piece cut off Put him on the list. Okay. Yeah, it's a kid that knows what his future holds. Hey, then we got What it is. Drexler, Drexler. We got a Drexler and we do have to tackle those because make no mistake, I still am in an active lawsuit.

We just have to tackle those, but we appreciate it, but what it is. Michael Nolton, Lou Sanis, Hernan Esparza, S-Dog, Cousy Wuzzy, Richie D, Ty Allison, Nicholas Alamom, Alex Johnson, LB, Tony Crowe, Travis, Kyle Krasierski, Kieran Paul, Kyle Westgate, Crack Me Open, the Cousies are Back, YMH Cuck, Father Bill popped a pill then slipped me the dill. A lot of Father Bills, I'm giving him a strong Drexler. Cole Conway, Nick DeChamp, then we got Squeak of the Week, because my piece is under five inches. Put him on the list, yeah.

Squeak of his pieces is Squeak of the Week. Yeah, that's funny, yeah. Okay, here we go. Okay, let me get this next page. No contenders. Go two more pages, and then, yeah. Okay, then we got Mr. Mucus' divorce lawyer, Parker Thinuc, Rory

McDonald. Then we got Keep It Pure, Keep It Furor, Trump 2024. That's like an Eminem rhyme he went for. Then we got Jufro James Altucho. Drexler. Rozzy. Then we got Ruben Empty Glue Gun Sanchez. Kids jerked off a lot.

He's got nothing left. Drexler. Father Billed off a lot. He's got it on the left. What it is Drexler. Father Bill's too shoot. Then we got Jordy with a left-leaning piece but a right-leaning heart. Put them on the list. Yeah put them on the list. Then we got Joe DeRosa's sweaty jorts. Okay. Mike Cappioni, Amanda Simon, Ethan McCoud. Then we got Big Mike's Chocolate Glue Gun. Chicken figure on the list. Okay, then we got Diddy's lubed up FF Yass. Then we got Shevandish Potty.

Then we got Bobby Kelly's second stomach. List, right? Put it on the list, yeah. Okay, then we got AOC's horse teeth make Chrissy's glue gun leak. Drexler. Raul Rodriguez, then we got shoot your glutes in my boot. Then we got father Diddy cleaned out Lil Chrissy.

Drexler. Okay, yeah. Big Mike's glue gun, Jackie Goldchains, Eric's. Jackie Goldchains is a chicken figure. I like Jackie Goldchains. You like that? Chicken figure. Then we got Eric's suck my dick babe, Bernal. Goldchains is a chicken figure. I like Jackie Goldchains. You like that? Chicken figure.

Then we got Eric Suck My Dick Bae Bernal. Yeah. He's a good kid. Wait, that's Eric Bernal. Phoenix Comic. Phoenix Comic, yeah, great kid. Great kid. Then we got Brown Trousers, Xander Coulter.

Then we got Doogie B. Burns to pee. Salt and Sala, Greg Shot, I'm fucking white. That's a strong chicken figure. Then we got Greg West, Amanda Curry, Luke Mao, Fume Lover, The Thick Reaper. Then we got Aunt Pay Me Back or You're Takin' a Bat to the Knee. So somebody's just called, yeah. Yeah, somebody just says, watch this podcast

and then listen at the end. Then we got Stuffy McDick Cheese. And then we got Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon. Very inventive, it's a Drexler, very inventive. Okay, one more, we'll do one more page. Okay. Okay, and then we'll see who our list is. Then we got Donny T, End of the World,

and I'm Going Out in FF, Jason Cantrell, Fetus Cletus, The Boys Are Back, and so I'm Pulling My Penis. Drexler. Matthew Albaniani Oscar Boomin Cody Burke hungry hungry Haitians puss puss drag slur hey Jose Santiago William Michael okay I can't read this one because there's a racial slur in it security security so we can't read it if you put a racial slur I mean if you catch me in a read, but if it's the first word, I can't do it. Yeah. Genevieve Mestessa. Then we got Yanni's Fumi P and Chrissy D's Leaky P's 2024. Okay. Kevin Rogers, Juan

Manueles, Garfield's butthole. Chicken figure. It's sister Bill,. I tuck back my binky winky Okay, commander cute to Greg Henrik. They're cute to its body body Yeah, James Crowley, then we got steel pipe dusty aka head of security at Banco popular We already got the branch manager so Drexler. Okay, Lawrence Quinn then we got kill it for science Then we got Kamala's fume balloon To Drexler then we got the Kamala King Racial Reassignment Clinic. Put it on the list. That's a contender. Then we got Fonzie, Sebastian Sines, then we got Juan Small Pien in your Vigene.

Glue Gun Smoothie 1776. Whoa, that's a good one. Drexler. Then we got Larry left the runway for this. Fun. That's very funny. Drexler. Ravilto.

Then we got Danny bug chase and Barone the bug chaser. Yeah. Yeah. Put them on the list. Yeah. Daddy, the bug chaser, uh, Adam Smith. Then we got Carl from San Diego. Um, wait, San Diego, like San Diego, San Diego.

Dressler, Drexler. Drexler, yeah. It's very funny. Then we got Chris the teacher from Under the Bleachers. So he's back. He thought he was in jail too. Then we got Vinny Ayers, Future, Chloe Cecilia. Then we got Andy, I listen to the Pearl Harbor ep every week.

Good for you. Yeah, it's a good ep. Bob O'Rourke, Neat Freddy. Then we got Get, Dono, we miss Yanni P Panano, can't do that security. Security. Trudy can't do that. You caught me on that one, you can't do it.

Yeah. What did you do with. I mean, another security, not our show, but also security of protecting everyone. Yeah. Then we got Kamala Harris. Sorry, nope, so we got a candidate. So you caught me on that, yeah. Yeah, so you can't, we can't say that. Yeah, you can't, security, so we got a candidate yet. So you caught me on that read.

Yeah, so we can't say that. Yeah, you can't, security, security. Well, I'll read it. The clean Kamala Harris in Paris, say it with me, don't be embarrassed. A winner, a winner, on the list. So I'm sorry, but we cannot, you caught me on a read like that, we don't condone it.

Here's the deal, you can't say that. You probably would have won. Yeah, just know you're the honorary winner yeah Genghis cuz ooh funny for chicken finger yeah okay Jessica Sierra my situation is PR I'm white yes I've been stabbed can't do it okay East Kamali and Trading Company got Max and Steuben's double sided black dildo. Whoa, Max and Steuben's went back. I forgot about Max and Steuben's two German kids who just love a little car. We love black guys. We love black guys. Throw them on the list because the double headed dildo, that's

a contender. That's a contender. Max and Steuben's double headed dildo. Love it. Retic Goyle, Stupid double-headed delta love it Retick oil hunter deb Lawrence no erection since the 2016 election On the list contender coffee Leroy soy boy aka father bills makes me spill Okay, then we got Chrissy and Yami, please come on me Then we got Austin French then we got federal agent here to keep an eye on things Then we got Austin French, then we got Federal Agent here to keep an eye on things. It's on the list. Okay, so then we got Joey Torsitout in a fume chamber, Yannick. Then we got Stinky Fumed Up FF but Bench is 315 for... Okay Stinky Fumed Up FF but Bench is 315 for four reps, Giuseppe. Drexler, strong Drexler.

Then we got Hunter, Deb Lawrence, and then we last one at least, Fumilis Fresh. Fumilis Fresh is a strong Drexler. Okay, we got a list. I gotta say, great list, lots of strong Drexlers. Okay, so here, let me just. Gonna be a tough one, because there wasn't a clear standout.

Right, wasn't a clear standout. Wasn't a clear standout. Let, wasn't a clear standout. Wasn't a clear standout. Let me read them. Okay, hold on. Okay, so now we're at that point where I'm gonna read back the names that Jan has told us to put on the list and we will pick one winner, the PPW, the Pseudo-Penis of the Week, and whoever that person is, should we have them email us? We'll think of...

We gotta give them something. They go up on the website as the PPW of the week. At patreon.com. That's where Australian is. And at the end of the year we're gonna collect all the PPWs and we're gonna do something special for you. Do something special, yeah. Okay, so the list was Jordy with a left leaning piece but a right leaning heart. Okay. Goodie. Goodie.

Mike, Big Mike's chocolate glue gun. Bobby Kelly's second stomach. Okay. Okay. Then we have make no mistake, I'm dating a 411 Latina and fully expect to wake up with my peace cut off. glue gun, Bobby Kelly second stomach. Then we have make no mistake, I'm dating a 4'11 Latina and fully expect to wake up with my peace cut off. That's probably gonna win. Okay, so that's a big contender.

Squeak of the week, cause my peace is under five. He's probably gonna win. That guy's probably gonna win. That guy's probably gonna win. He just took out the other guy. Okay, so now we gotta take me back to what father Bill dropped his sack on my back. He's a Drexler on this list. My cuz he was a muzzy, but not anymore Trump 2024 That's also a goodie, but I'm still sticking with squeak of the week because his piece is under five inches

Then we got Banco populaires branch manager. He's got he's got Drexler'd two balls one dream Such a good Such a good one. I'm still keeping with the squeak Chrissy and Yanni restarted the party a month before commie the Commie. Oh, that's the other contender. Okay. Then we got Morgan, born without a goose, just has a scar from where a vagina used to be. That's another contender, three contenders. Yeah. Then we got Honky Kong. Honky Kong is... Honky Kong's good. It's another contender. Then we got the Kamala King racial reassignment clinic. So good, but Drexlered right now. Danny Bugchase and Barone.

I love him, but he's Drexlered. Max and Steuben's double-sided black dildo. That's a contender, so those are the contenders. Well, then we got no erection since the 2016 election. That's another good one. Drexlered. Federal agent here to keep an eye on things. Funny, but Drexler. Federal agent here to keep an eye on things? Funny, but Drexler.

Okay, so now the contenders are, the big contenders are, did we, hold on, the big contenders are, make no mistake, I'm dating a 411 Latina and I fully expect to wake up with my piece cut off. Very funny, Drexler. Squeak of the week, because my piece is under five. It's a strongy. And then the third contender was,

hold on, the third contender was? Hockey Kong. Hockey Kong, but also Two Balls One Dream. Yeah, Two Balls One Dream, Hockey Kong, or Squeak of the Week, because my piece is under five inches. What do you think? I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say make no mistake, I'm dating a 411 Latina, and fully expect to wake up my peace cutoff

Okay, what do you think two balls one dream two balls one dream? What do you got? You're the deciding vote? Okay of those two I'm going I'm going am I going with the chicken finger? I'm going I'm going with I'm dating a 411 Latina and I'm getting my peace cutoff Yeah, you are the winner. You are the winner. You are the winner. You're going to be up at Patreon.com slash history. As the winner, congratulations to you. Thank you guys so much for listening. Keep writing in those names. We love you.

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