History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - Peace is Bad for Business: Military Industrial Complex | History Hyenas

Episode Date: July 31, 2025

Chris and Yanni dive into the origins, evolution, and far-reaching influence of the military-industrial complex. From President Eisenhower’s warning to today’s trillion-dollar defense budgets, the boys explore how the alliance between government, the armed forces, and defense contractors shapes global policy, fuels conflict, and impacts democracy. Whether you're a history buff or just curious about who profits from war, this epy wepy pulls back the curtain on one of the most powerful forces in modern history. Support our sponsors: http://lucy.co/hyenas #comedy #Podcast #History Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!: https://bit.ly/2ARdDOz HH Clips:https://bit.ly/2YaK2Z8 iTunes: https://apple.co/2UQTHCc Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fxtsc0 Hyenas Merch!!! https://teespring.com/stores/historyhyenas Follow us Cuz! 🙆🏻‍♂️ Yannis Pappas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/yannispappas Website - https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/ 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🐕More Hyenas Website: www.historyhyenasisback.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/historyhyenas/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HistoryHyenas Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/historyhyenaspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Yeah. What's up, everybody. What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of history. Hihenas. Yeah. We got to throw three Hs in there because HH is an acronym is no Bueno. No, bueno.

We got to throw into Triple H. I'm Chrissy D. That's Yani P. And you look like Triple H. Because here's the truth. I look like Triple H and I have the beginning stages of COVID. You are sick. You're a sick little piggy.

I'm a sick little puppy. I will drink Theraflu in about 30 minutes. I've been lightly sipping it throughout the day like a little tea. Because you don't give a shit about your outfit. I don't care. You just don't care. dressing is not something that's important to you I don't care

You wear that this is the People who are watching this podcast Or knew this podcast are just going to think That that's actually your podcast Uniform. Yeah That's how much you wear that Mets jersey I just don't care And I'll have you know that the reason I was late

Is I wore this Mets jersey to a court case Because It's where everyone knows your name You're your norm at the Queens County courthouse Yeah, it's just what it is And we did come out victorious and what I mean by victorious is we're selling the house and staying in Queens

No, I think it's working out It's working out We'll see what happens Here's the thing because you never know We're going to do a beautiful episode today About the military industrial complex And I would like the military We are the number one military in the world

And I would like we had our A guest on the Patreon Kyle Creek who was talking to us About how he wants to bring beheadings back And I agree I would like our military to just be dominant and I would like to just be able to behead people who denounce our country. Well, here's the good news.

We are definitely dominant, and that didn't happen because we were putting a lot of money into education. No. That came because we were putting a lot of money into missile. Here's the thing is if you want to have the number one military in the world, which is what we do. You're also going to have a lot of people that like Honey Boo Boo. Yeah. I forgot about Honey Boo Boo. Yeah.

I forgot about Honey Boo Boo Boo. Honey Boo Boo was a big star for a little while. Yeah. Honey Boo Boo Boo Boo, when I was like Honey Boo Boo Boo, when I was. in the throes of a sexual addiction, got jerked off to. Way song she ain't. Yeah, and it's just what it is

because you remember that. You remember that version of me where everyone was for the table. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that version you still exist. You're just, you're like King Kong in a cage. Yeah, yeah. That's what it is.

I mean, it doesn't exist that you're, I'm just. Well, no, not Honey Boo Boo Boo, not the child. I meant the mom. Isn't the mom, honey, No, she was Honey Boo Boo. Oh, I meant the mom is what I meant. Not the child. Oh, no. Yeah. Sorry. I meant the mother is what I'm saying, because they just pulled out the picture. That's not Honey Boo Boo. The child. Yeah. Yeah. It was. Oh, I mean, the mother is Mama June. That's who I jerked off. Mama June. Mama June. Yeah, Mama June. Yeah, Mama June. Yeah, Mama June. And Honey Boo Boo. At the time, I think, were considered weight challenged people. people who may possibly now be unhomed. Now let me ask you this, Mama June fubes. Definitely, you think, Fumont? Definitely. But you know, the simulators have a sense of humor, so it could just be syrup down there. That would be the irony of it, you know? It would be the irony that she would look

like that and have jowls. She's got jowls. Yeah, she does have jowls and she's got, you know, not great teeth, but when you're in the throes of a sexual addiction in 2018, 2019, June, you did, you were, you did satisfy some nights for me. Yeah. Because I was just, you were enough for the table, and I just lit up my belly button thinking about you. Now, also because the reason why I've been wearing this Mets jersey for the past six weeks is because I didn't respond to my wife's text in time.

And she was packing up our house to move while I was having fun at the Montreal Comedy Festival. And she threw away all my clothes. She threw them away. She didn't throw them away, but she said she was giving stuff up to donation because she just needed to get this house packed up. And I didn't respond to the text or I didn't see the text. So there was a pile of clothes that I wanted to wear. Some of them were my true classic shirts that I love.

And they were thrown into a garbage bag and given up to charity, which is AK members of her family. Right. So I could get them back at the next family barbecue. Right, right, right, right. I could ask for them back. I could buy back the T-shirts that I own. That's how that goes.

That's what it is. That's how that goes. That's how that system works. Yeah. And that's much like the system that we have when it comes to funding military projects. Yes. You know, which is very interesting. Right.

It's very interesting you brought that up because that's exactly how kind of the military industrial complex works. What is the military industrial complex, cuz what the military... I thought it was a mental condition because it's a complex. Yes, because it's a complex. I'm always thinking about war. War. The military industrial complex is pretty much a system that we just invest a big part of our budget into the military. That's basically it when it comes to it.

Yeah. Tell me more, because tell me more. Tell me more. Does he like to go sight? Tell me more. Tell me more. Does she like a bumpa bite? Tell me more.

Tell me more. Let's bring back to the Reich. I don't remember that lyric. Sorry. Just kidding around. It's what it was a military industrial complex. Yeah. Well, you know, they probably had a military industrial complex that built them up.

A hundred. That's why I said it. Basically, that's what a military industrial complex is. Historically is when you become an empire, you basically start funneling all your resources towards the military. Now, that's an interesting thing. Let me just ask you quick, and then we'll get into this. But you have, you know, it's very fascinating when you said that America's an empire, child sex trafficking rings in every empire.

But there is, here's the one thing. You got to admit this. Nazis did horrific things, but they never, no pedophilia, accusation. I don't think they had enough time. Right. They didn't have enough time. Right. The Nazis was quick.

It was a Coke bender. Yeah. Yeah. If they came in with a wild, wild philosophy. Yeah, it's also like the. Yeah, you just. Right of 14. Maybe we should just add it that.

Yeah, I just, I don't know why I said that one. That one's too much. That one is, yeah. No one in the Patreon. That was in a, I shouldn't have said that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What you basically say is you can't smoke a cigarette if it's put out in the ashtray. Yeah, it's just what it is.

That's what you would try to say. And it was a joke and it was horrible. It's a truth. It's a truth. It makes pedophilia and war crime. And it's just even too low for me. And I do apologize to the group for that. Yeah.

I apologize to the group chat. And that means because I'm feeling bad about myself, what's also going to happen. the group chat, is they're going to get sexed? You're going to get sexed hard. But yeah, we should give a limbo award every time one of us goes too low. Yeah. We just, what do they call that, the guy who won the limbo contest?

Oh, like, you mean like at a party? Yeah, yeah, it'd be like, so you are the, you're the, you're the, you're the, too low. You're the, you're the cruise limbo king today, yeah. Yeah, you went low. You, low. But that's okay. Yeah, it was there. It was there.

It was there. And you take shots. And there was truth to it. And like we've said, like we've said, if you go to patreon. dot com slash history hyenas and you go to the $25 level, that's the show that we used to do for free five years ago. That's what it is. That's what it is. Patreon.com slash history hyenas.

That's where the fun is always. I'm sure the Nazis did do a little bit of but they did. When you think about the Nazis, they didn't really have they had an empire for like a couple of years. You're right. It was very short-lived. Yeah, but they were definitely a military industrial complex. There's no question about that. Yeah. They were a victim of a military industrial complex

which basically means like all your resources just get rerouted right to the arms industry right and then the arms industry lobbies the the um the legislative branch and then the legislative branch just uh enacts policies or a legislation that benefits yeah the um arms industry so it's just like it's just like a triangle that's around around yeah and perfect time for pat samaha to walk in from lebanon because his country was a big victim of the american military industrial complex big big and i don't know why he's walk around with an arm bandage on you're not gods are right now. Stop trying to

stop trying to protest. What happened your arm? Why is it bandaged up? I was sliding in softball. You were sliding in softball? Yeah, I was sliding in softball. And you cut your arm and you have to... Cut my arm and my knee. Because no disrespect, but you don't get the body type to slide. I do. Yeah, I'm a athletic. You want to go and stand it up. I worked out with Chris one time.

You did, yeah. And I was athletic. Remember the homeless pim filmed it. Yeah. Right? Did any? Was that... No, it was another time. Oh, sorry. We don't talk about him here. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. You ever noticed that Patty laughs a little bit like Butthead from Beavis and Butthet? Yeah. That's my asthma. Yeah.

So the military industrial complex was coined as a phrase. When? What are we talking? Eisenhower. Dwight Eisenhower. And the thing with Dwight Eisenhower, here's one thing. He'll get kissed softly on the lips. He'll get kissed soft on the lips. I used to jog around his park on Long Island,

Eisenhower Park. And here's one thing about Eisenhower. Yeah. Is the unfortunate truth of the situation is this. He was a great general in World War II. He was a president of the United States, and the kid also just has German roots. He was a German kid. Eisenhower. Eisenhower.

Dwight D. Eisenhower? He's a German kid, so you just don't know if the kid had a little just Nazi Jews. That's ironic. He's a German kid, yeah. He was a general during Vald Votou and then he was president, I think, during Korea. Yes, he father. And I think his son was a general after that. Yes, he was.

Didn't your father fight for his son? My father... Who's just famous? My father would... Was a liaison, a first liaison lieutenant for the Greek battalion during Korea, and he would liaison with... Or was it Pat's son? Dwight D. Eisenhower's son, who was the general in charge of that theta of wool.

It's just what it is. It's just what it is. Yeah. It's just what it is. And he also tap dance for General Something. He always said that. Your father did? Yeah.

He said, I tap dance for General Somebody. I can't remember the name. And you got a face that could have played. for the Dodgers. Yeah, I couldn't play for the Dodgers. And now that I'm now that I'm putting together that your father tap dance for a general, he told me I got a face, I can play for the Brooklyn Dodgers, and you have a gay brother. Your dad was gay. My dad said, somebody did try to cornhole him at Fort Brigg in Georgia.

It's just what it is. Someone did try to cornhole him, and he would call it cornholing. Because as we've always said, when we die, we'll know we're in the gay part of heaven when we're greeted by your pops and my dog Larry. This is a good one for my dad. What the fuck is wrong with you, John? if it smells like shit and it tastes like if it smells like shit and it looks like shit you don't put your fingers in it to try to taste it that's what you would say?

That was a big one yeah yeah yeah yeah we go that's what he screamed once in a while yeah yeah which is a good one that's a good piece of advice it is actually if it looks like shit and it smells like shit yeah don't fucking stick your fingers in it to taste it

it's shit your father also said a good one I think to you that you relayed through me when I was having some problems a few years ago you said uh you know don't negotiate something like you're not going to negotiate with an alligator right wasn't it your dad said something like that where it's like that's an alligator right there don't go near it don't try to negotiate with it just walk away from it i think so probably he had a lot of yeah something like that he had uh what was another one he had he had a lot of go he always said hey baby stay loose like a goose

because anything too stiff snaps yeah so that's a good one that's a big like a goose baby yeah and he also said he also said it's always better to be lucky than smart it's smart yeah and my dad would say dollar straight dollar box yeah and then playing the lotto and then when i said what's the point of life he just said survival yeah i didn't like that one but it's truth but he's truthful i yeah but it's a little guy yeah it's just too i don't know i want to believe that there's a greater but survival meaning like but survival can be can be a happy thing too where it's like you know you survive oh it was general clock i remember now i tap dance for general clock oh yeah but why would why did have tap dance. She was in Korea.

Did he just pack him? He might have just packed him. I don't know. But he was an interesting guy. He liked to do a lot of different things. Yeah. I mean, he was a fireman. Oh, shit. FDN. Y? No, he was a volunteer fireman in Ithaca. Oh, in itthaca. Okay. Because I thought if he was an FDNY, then Patti Fly Balls would probably stop calling you gay in the group chat.

And say, I don't know he was the son of a fireman. Yeah. Yeah. My dad was a fireman. He was a lifeguard. Okay. He played football. He was a He was ripped and jacked, those old photos that you used to pull up. He was. He was just a P. He was, but, you know, he was a reserve.

Let's just be honest, he was off the bench, but he was a god. He was a god, yeah. And then he wanted, the first thing he wanted to do was be a football coach. Interesting. That was the first thing he wanted to do. Then the kid became a lawyer. Then he went, and he went to the career, and then he came back, and everybody was dead, so they said, we're taking everybody, so he went to law school.

He went to Brooklyn Law School, and that's where he met my mother. My mother, but so he, so your father directly ties into the military industrial a complex because he served it. Oh, there's another one. Yeah, another good expression he said. He said, because my dad got a bronze star and he got a medal from the Greek king, but he got the bronze star, right? And what constitutes getting a bronze star? You have to do like, you can pull it up, but it's like.

Like what did your father do on saying to get the star? When you get a bronze star, other people, and I have his bronze star, he never displayed it. He didn't give a fuck. He hated, he hated war, hated war bad. And this is what he said. I'd ask him, what, what do you? you do for the bronze so it's you got to do heroic heroic or meritorious achievement of service not involving aerial flight and connection with military operations against an armed enemy okay but yeah other people have to witness it you have to be um nominated for it by other people okay superiors or whatever it's like winning an emmy it's like winning an emmy for killing right

and um he said this i'd ask him when i was young about his brown star and he goes you want to know why i got that brown star he goes because you can't pin a medal on a dead guy uh so he was basically saying they just fucking give it to people because right uh whoever's alive right yeah so so in other words he just survived the battle where most guys died he said he just said he just said war's hell but i'm sure your dad was being humble about i'm sure he had to do something because other you don't just get a bronze star

for nothing he for surviving a war based on what his duties were he probably his role as a liaison lieutenant was calling an artillery so he probably uh was very i guess you can call smart or adept at figuring out where to murder to the best. It's just what it is. Yeah, war did not do good on my dad's psyche. No. Yeah, I don't think it would do good on anyone's psyche. No, you don't even, you take the bravest warriors and you just, you know, they, I saw war, I'm sorry, I saw a great movie. I think it was called

uh, is it warfare? Warfare, Warfare. You know, the production company, 824, they make all that cool stuff. Warfare. I just watched it. It was on Amazon Prime, one of the best war movies I've ever seen in my life because it was 100% written by and consulted by, and I want to say directed by the actual guys who fought in this battle. So everything that you see in that war is from their memory, everything.

So there are parts of the movie. It's very interesting because a lot of movies, yeah, this is it. A lot of these war movies, what they try to do is just show you like the, you know, the explosions. And then they, there's 45 minutes of this movie. That's just mundane stuff.

Because they're like, that is actual war. Is your joke with your buddy, you're chewing gum? You just have a sniper rifle on a location that nothing's happening at. And obviously, it's simultaneously building up the suspense to what inevitably is going to happen. But everything in the war, and I watch an interview about this after, like, there's these parts where they have the, I believe it was Iraq or Afghanistan. They have, like, you know, the Afghani soldiers that like would help them. They have them go out first. Like, it's not like in the movies they would try to be like, brave Americans going out first.

They're like, no, no, that's not what you do. you send the Afghani guys out first and then you let you basically let them get blown up if there's an IED out there let them step on it and then we're coming yeah yeah so and and and and but you know a lot of guys get hurt a lot of guys get you know killed and all that and it's interesting because not only do you see like the camaraderie between them and how like well you see the camaraderie like but then you also what they show you've talked a lot about yani about like the fog of war you see a lot of the fog of war like when they drop those smoke bombs like they will they don't know who's shooting at who they have no idea what's happening when one of the

of there, and the reason why I bring it up is like the leader guy, there's a part in the movie where like one of his boys gets blown up and he freezes. He doesn't know what to do and somebody else has to take over command. And it's not like all these guys know each other's names and their best buds. Like, you're in the army. You are all descending on this one target and you're like, oh, I see you have the same uniform on as me. So help me. It's very, it's in warfare. It's very, very, I've never seen a movie. I've never seen a movie like this. A war movie like this. And this is urban warfare, so it's different. I mean, the type of warfare my dad was engaged in during Korea. And I think you can't really do it anymore. It's just people, they just

lob bombs at each other. Right. That's basically just artillery back and forth. Yeah. That's just all it is. I mean, what, I do believe in the next. There's no more battlefields where like clashing of men. Right. They're lobbing shit at each other. Yeah, like how like we look back is like, oh, imagine getting like killed by a sword. Like, you know, how we look at like Braveheart. I think the people a hundred years from now would be like, remember when like humans used to fight wars? And now it'll just be drones. Yeah. Drones probably knocking out other drones, not even trying to kill humans anymore.

So as most people are aware and some who aren't, you know, the concept behind a military industrial complex was obviously present in every empire, right? Right. Rome, you know, everyone you can think of, England, et cetera, with their Navy, whatever, blah, blah, blah. But the term was coined by Dwight D. Eisenhower. He called it. He was the first person to coin it and call it the military industrial complex in 1961 in his farewell address to the nation. That's what, yeah.

And he said, we got to beware of this. Right. He said, we got to beware. Now, now, in interest. Now, why was he saying to beware? Like, what was he saying? He was basically saying that they're interested in perpetual war, right? They meaning, meaning the private sector that creates weapons.

Got him. Yeah, the weapons makers. The, what became known to. Warheads. Lockheed Martin. What is it, Raytheon, now Palantir. Right. There's a few of them. Mom Donnie.

Yeah, Mom Donnie. Yeah. Can I just say something real quick about Mom Donnie? Do it. And you're going to have to buckle up for this. Do it. And any of the people listening, you got to understand that, you know, I'm an emotional person. So I saw this when I was taking the subway over here because I think that the subway knows you're on the subway.

So it's going to show you content from the subway. Are you okay? I saw on that show Subway takes. know that show with Kareem where he interviews people with like the metro card. It's a great, great premise for a show. Anyway, he interviewed Mamdani, and I got to be honest with you. Other than, you know, some of the tax strategies he has, I actually didn't hate what he was saying. What was he saying?

He was just saying that he's the only mayor running. He's the only candidate that's like actually wants to be the mayor of New York and make this city just a better place. He's like, I am not trying. He said, because that's what I liked about. the kid Kareem. He asked him, he said, people are saying you're defunding the police. And he was like, I am not defunding the police. He said, I love the police and I want them to protect our city. What I'm saying is, is I don't want the police to have to do the job of social worker and psychiatric counselor. I want them. I want other people to do that job. And then the police just worry

about stopping murders and rapists and crimes and high profile crimes. That's what I'm saying. And I was like, wow. And then he was saying like, look, I'm also not. saying that being, you know, like wealthy people are the worst. I'm not saying that. He goes, what I'm saying is, is that I don't think there should be people who are billionaires and people who are out on the streets. And he said, he was like, I may not be able to stop that, but I feel like I should at least try. And I was like, well, you know, that I don't hate. I thought that you were communist because that's what the group chat said. You know? Well, he's, he's had some communist slogans that he's thrown up on his Twitter. Yeah. So he didn't say, though, I'm saying,

I'm not saying I'm going to go out and vote for the guy I'm just saying when I saw him on the subway takes I just had a little bit of a tingle for him You got a tangle, he's also a handsome guy He's not a bad-looking guy He's not a bad looking guy and he's a young kid He's like a 34-year-old Indian kid Which you know I like Indian girls

I'm Chrissy Calcutta That's the part that That's the part that worries me the most is his age But look he's gonna win I think he's gonna win He's gonna win and we'll give it a shot Yeah I mean give it a shot see what happens I always think it's easier to campaign than it is to govern

Oh 100% I agree you I always, what I always notice about the left and the right is the right is so rigid that they end up becoming naive and the left. I'm talking about the far left or whatever you want to call them, actual left, whatever you want to slice it. They always, they come off to me as naive and then they, because of that, they become rigid. Right. So it's just, it's a vicious cycle. It's a vicious cycle. You can't be rigid.

You know, when you cover. You'll snap. That's what you pop said. Snap. You got to give a little give and take, a little gray zone, little blah, blah, bah. Yeah. You can't just be, you know, rigid. So maybe the guy, you know, understands he's going to have to do a mixed bag is the way you got to govern.

We've been saying this is 2017. A mixed bag is the way to go. A mixed bag is what we are. It's what we are and that's the best way. But we'll see. I mean, look, we've had a few democratic socialist mayors and none of them have really worked out that good. Unfortunately, and their Achilles heel has always been crime. Yeah.

It's been crime. And we see a big move to the middle in Portland and San Francisco. and what's the other, Seattle. Seattle. Well, you know what? A few other, Chicago. Well, you know what helps with crime? The military industrial complex.

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yeah so whatever ad that was that we just found out about it was it was yeah i don't know if it was whatever it was yeah buy it if you like it you know whatever the check cleared yeah the check cleared we're just reading the thing we're reading the thing off the computer and the guy who gives the ass gets pegged way song she ain't because and some people think we get pegged by the military industrial complex some of them it depends what country you're from but you might be in a country that's getting pegged by the complex it could be getting pregnant? Unfortunately. Unfortunately. Unfortunately, the military industrial complex does like to play in the sand. Yeah, they, unfortunately. Unfortunately, they do like... And it's not right,

but they like it. To build CINCath. Andy. Yeah, they like a little sand on their dick. They do like to play in the sand. It's unfortunate. Yeah, they like to dump artillery into the sand. Yeah, unfortunately, on military industrial complex, they just jerk off to a little bit of Middle Eastern porn. They just like to play in the sand. The best way to put it. Yeah, it's what it is. Yeah. They like their playground is a sandbox.

It's what it is. It's what it is. Now, I will start here by just saying our budget in 2024. Okay. Our budget, military defense, we spend more than the next 10 countries combined. It's what it is. Our budget was, approved spending was 886 billion. dollars. The next most expensive budget, the most we spent next to that for education

was $90 million, $90 billion. $90 billion. So 10 times as much. One-tenth of the defense budget on education, then health care, and this is discretionary spending. So that means, of course, Medicare and Medicaid is law, right? But a lot of the intention you can find in the discretionary spending, meaning what they vote on, right, is $130 billion. Okay. And then infrastructure and transportation is $80 billion. So you can see right there what our priorities are. Yeah, we got priorities.

We got pottles. Our priorities are mostly in the sand. Yeah. We're just, we're headed to the sand. We're headed to the sand. Yeah. And so that is, that is why a lot of people think that we are. beholden, we are captured by the military industrial complex and we spend a lot of money

and we lace these weapons manufacturers pockets with a lot of taxpayer money. Now, the difference between billionaires and military, the military industrial complex is everyone's focused on billionaires. Everyone's yelling at billionaires. But when you think about it, don't billionaires, And I'm asking you guys, don't billionaires just really mostly keep what they earn by not paying tax? Tax loops, all shit like that. And of course, they get some government subsidies depending on the industry that they're in. But they're still earning it because they get the subsidy and then they make profits, whatever. But doesn't the military industrial complex take what we make more?

So the billionaires aren't really taking from us. They're just not giving us more of their own and they're keeping it for themselves. Whereas the military industrial complex takes the tax dollars into their coffers. Right. So how come nobody's focused on yelling at them? Well, because they have guns. That's a good point. That's what it is.

That's what it is. Because they have a new version of AK-47. That's a seed cut. That's a good point. Yeah. So how does this work and how does this play out, right? It plays out between in America. It plays out with this kind of,

tacit agreement between what is the word tacit tacit tacit um like bullshit not outwardly spoken okay so it's like a secretive seredipid seredipid uh serreptitious right it's sort of tacit meaning it's understood yep tacit means understood or implied without being openly expressed exactly right yeah they don't openly express it so it's tacit's the perfect word to describe how this works right so Congress votes on stuff. Okay. The military industrial complex, which is composed of these companies, lobbies Congress, right? Lobbys Congress and says, hey, we need this, this, this, but also what we're going to do is we're going to set up factories in your district, which creates jobs in the district. And the way they capture the whole Congress and keep themselves in business

is because they spread out the manufacturing over many districts across the country. There's a couple of military projects that exemplify this perfectly where, like, I think it was the F-13 or the F-35, where the different parts of it were manufactured all across the country, and they do that strategically to win the votes of these congresspeople who know that these factories or whatever manufacturing bases will create jobs for those districts and so they know that they would never vote against funding for these military

contractor because that would mean loss of jobs. So what the military industrial complex sells is jobs. They go, we're going to employ, boom, and we'll set up your factory here. And what you're going to do for me is you're going to vote this budget through so then I can in turn create these jobs for your district.

Yeah, it's what it is. It just goes like that. It goes, it goes Congress to the weapons manufacturers, weapon manufacturers lobby back to Congress, and then the big budgets just come in. It's just what it is. And that's just one of our biggest employers is the military industrial complex,

and that's why the budget is so big. And that's how they ensure that the budget stays big is because you're basically saying, hey, man, you're doing, you're voting for this big budget for your district to keep these people employed but they don't go, hey, do we still need these weapons and they go, that's not the question we're exing. We're asking if you want to get

reelected because if we close down that fucking factory or whatever it is that manufacturing arm, then your people are going to be unemployed, they're going to vote you out. Yeah, so it's just what it is. So that's why you just, on those planes on 9-11 just had Lockheed Martin on the side of them. That's just what they did. We need to test out these new weapons, so

unfortunately we're doing this. Well, here's another thing. That's just, that's relevant to today, right? When you think about it, when you go, what is this thing with Israel in the United States? Well, think about it. Our military, right? And also there's a lot of this back and forth. Well, you know, guys will be working for the private defense contractors and then they'll get into government, be heads of DOD, work in the Pentagon. And then they'll jump back and forth, jump back and forth from the private to the public sector. So they, you know, they know how to sweetheart deal themselves. Right. Or for the interest of the private contractor.

Just need a little juice. Get a little juice. Be a little theraflo juice. Get some therapy juice in there. So. Want a little juice? You want a little theraflo? So Israel, Israel is, people go, why do we love Israel?

First of all, you know, it keeps us in the Middle East. We like that. We like the influence in the Middle East. We like how much. What does America get out of this? Well, I'll tell you, the military industrial complex gets a lot out of Israel because it functions. Israel functions as a de facto U.S. military outposts. in the Middle East. I'm just reading my tweet because I wrote this.

U.S. weapons, surveillance systems are tested in Israel. Right. During like real combat conditions. Right. Right. And so Israel shares the battlefield data with these companies. Right. And that's how. And that's how these American companies benefit because they don't have to risk American lives to actually test out

all this stuff that they're making. Right. Because Israel's always at war. That's why it's always too soon to tell a joke about the Middle East because you're going like, they're dying now. Yeah, kids are always at war. They're always at war. Yeah. So that's how it plays out with Israel as an example, but you can see it play out all over the world, how we're always in

perpetual war because war is great for business. So that's why there is no, they are not incentivized financially for peace so you can even see it all the way down, I think, even on the local news or the national news. That's why they're always going to look for the, for the you know, baiting stories.

They're always going to look for another enemy. There's no, there's no, why would they be incentivized to cure racism, to cure war? There's, there's no money. There's no money in that. The money is in, oh, now we got the war on terror. Now we got to, whatever we can continue. There's always a new war. Yeah.

And so how it works is they just, they take the money from, you know, us through taxes, and then it just gets funneled into the military. companies for them to create more weapons and then of course they have the weapons so we need to you know you need to use the weapon right so they can make new ones so it's just a conveyor belt that goes round around around and our congresspeople are captured by it because they want to stay in office so they look at the defense contractors who strategically set up their manufacturing factories in places that could use the jobs right and so that's how they capture the congress people that's how they do it that's how they keep the votes coming

and people and it's the major part of our economy it is it's the reason why you know like people you don't even realize it like we are the number one superpower and people still no matter what the media says people still risk their lives every day trying to get in here and it's because we just are a big warmongering nation we are a war margaring nation we are what it is there's no way around it there's just no way around it's just no we're like the mohawk Indians were like they were like the war clan we're just a modern day war clan yeah and that's what it is and people walk around with flasks of witz I walk around flash of Theraflow. Do you do it? And that's what Dwight Eisenhower was warning against because he saw that happen. And I think it really happened to us after World War II. And when we built up, I'm sorry, after World War I. No, World War II.

World War II. Yeah, World War II. And then he was warning against it because he saw just the power that they were starting to have to dictate. And he worried that this is what we're going to come. Yeah, dictate what reality was. and to kind of hijack the government and the budget. And that's just what we're looking.

What country is closest to us? Do we know, I know we are number one, as you said, 10 necks combined. But who's second? Because I want to look at like who's the second, who invests the second most money, what nation invest the most amount of money behind either? Is it China? Yeah, of course. It's China.

And it used to be Russia. And this is the thing. This is the warning. This is the history part. You look at Rome. You look at England, you look at, you know, the British Empire. You look at a few of these empires. What ultimately led to their demise was the military industrial complex.

They were spending too much money on perpetual war and they collapsed from within. They weren't spending enough money on their education, on health care, on their infrastructure. They just were addicted to this kind of constant conquest and then they just collapsed. And unfortunately, China is the second. biggest. We all know about Russia. And then surprise, surprise on the fourth, and you may not want to hear this, but the next, who has made the top five is a little

nation known as Germany. So Germany is now just starting to really ramp it up, and that's not a great thing. Yeah, it's just... Because then I'm going to have to choose sides. Look at the amount. The amount of money that's spent on it is unbelievable. And in my opinion, you've got to say, you know, hey,

if you think that's a problem, then AOC makes a good point about it. Right. She's going, hey you can you can take a little money and a lot of people always go but Medicare and Medicaid costs so much and yeah they do they do but when you talk when you look at the discretionary budget we could put

more into the discretionary budget that they vote on every year for health care and yeah you're like could instead of doing 997 billy could we do 897 billy and still be three times as big as China but just save a few more old people or how about we just do 315 billy yeah and we just to stay

one billy ahead of China yeah just to give them a real fuck you because like I do think 997 billy is a little excessive it's a lot it's a lot of money it's a lot a lot of money and I think you can see you can you can almost go like I can kind of see the consequences of that a little bit and when you think it how fucking stupid people are do you think it'll ever change or you think this is who we are this is our identity and it ain't going nowhere and it's not stopping I think it's I think it's a story as old as time when you look at it and that's what's so great about history and that's why people study history is you can see that it's happened before and you can see where it leads. Unfortunately, it just

you overextend yourself. A lot of people believe that we just, sometimes we go into wars just to dump artillery. Right. I actually had this guy, he was a landscaper of mine, one of the first guys, he was former military. And he was a landscaper? He was one of the non-Mexican landscapes. Okay. I didn't hire him because he didn't give me Mexican prices. That's just what it is. But he was a former military guy and he was in Iraq and he told me he was like, he was just like don't he was like dude that what they would do is they would go on night runs this is what he said he was like i'm just telling you what the truth is they'd go on night runs and just dump artillery into the uh desert they would just dump artillery they were just fucking like not

killing people open desert dump in artillery because they just to get rid of it yeah yes they could order more like they would just dump in artillery wow that's what he would say and you go look it's just what it's just what happened he was like you're not going to read about it's like that's what what was so what do you mean dumping like shooting their guns dropping their bombs plane rides and just and they would just fucking just bomb the desert for no reason. Well, you know what's interesting is in that movie warfare and this made me think it's like they have artillery, right? And I understand that they need to use it.

I really do. But they also would kept doing this thing in the movie where they would be pinned down by gunfire from the Afghanis. I believe they were in Afghanistan. And then they would call in what's called a show of force where an F-16 would just fly low because they go so fast and break the sound barrier they would fly low. Like I'm talking about a thousand feet in the air

and just the sound of it would kick the dust up and like knock buildings down and like actually scare the other the Middle Eastern military but also like cause damage and I'm like can't they just do that? Can't they just like show a force? Like it was almost

like with sound they could do this but military industrial complex says well they got to drop the artillery somewhere so of course they can't just do that. Yeah right right right right. So, yeah, I mean, that's something that you either think is a problem or it's not a problem. I mean, what do you think? I mean, I don't, I'll give you our opinion right after these messages. Right after these messages from True Classic.

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Are when defense budgets balloon While road schools, health care and cities crumble Okay check 50% of U.S. discretionary spending Goes to military meanwhile hospitals close Teachers strike He said Rome did the same Lavishing money on legions

While aqueducts and civic life Deteriorated Yeah So you can kind of see infrastructure collapse, bridges failing, water undrinkable, cities decaying. We see that in Flint. We have examples of that because war machines get newer jets,

hypersonic missiles, while subways break down. Look at our fucking subway. Right. Compared to like the latest military technology. Right. New York subway is a shit hole. Yeah, it's not good. So late empires always protect their borders better

than they invests in their people. So that becomes a sign of decay that there's signs from the past. So we are protecting our borders right now And then they also see in the past Support the Truth Becomes a Religion But veterans are neglected We got that Endless wars are normalized

We have that Militarization of the police border agents Even language war on drugs War on Terror Ancient Athens fell into this trap Glorifying War Led them into futile draining campaigns Like the Sicilian disaster

Look at us Fucking Afghanistan Just disasters where we just dump money lose money for no reason but someone's getting rich right it's just our money's being used right and funneled into uh and once that train goes you almost can't stop it you can't it's tough and then you look at um you just enjoy the ride the ottomans uh the janissaries um became powerful and um started fucking demanding loot the british colonial companies did the janissaries and the British companies did the same.

They became these military elite units that became unaccountable. When the military becomes the government, it's like the same thing why Roma's Republic failed is because Julius Caesar got so powerful with his troops, and then it became a dictatorship, and it's just the end of a republic. So permanent war is just, it's a permanent economy. They're not fought to win. They're fought to keep the machine moving. Keep it going.

That's what becomes the problem. It becomes an addiction. Yeah. Yeah. It just becomes an addiction. So you're saying that what the military needs to do is get in the program and on the beam. It's what it seems like. It's a low dose.

Yeah. It seems like we're definitely out of point where if we said we're going to reprioritize from defense, it would probably not, we wouldn't be hurt as a nation. Right. You know? Right. We wouldn't be hurt. But, you know, it would be hurt, us selling weapons to. foreign countries that want to keep warring and defense companies profits would go down

yeah and that and that's probably the real Illuminati the real 1% dude I mean it's like yeah I mean come on you know I mean like what's what's really is it really Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk right who are hurting everyone or is it the military industrial complex I mean you look at you look at like you know even like that uh is it is it Elon Musk's responsibility to build roads and create health care for people or it's our government? No. And it's like that's being around time. You look at that Iranian hostage crisis. It's like Iran, you know, we, we had the certain Shah in there because that Shah was buying weapons for us. Yes. We put in leaders all the time that will buy our weapons. And then the whole country gets destabilized. And then we have

reasons to go in there and fight their quote unquote enemies and bomb them. And it's all one, you know. Yeah, it's to keep the gravy train going. It's what it is. It's to keep the fucking, It's to keep the murder content coming. That's their algorithm. Yeah. Yeah, they got to keep it going. It can't take any time off. The difference is, I think why, because we all kind of know it now, but I think the difference

is it is like we don't let it. We understand. I think you and I, guys like us, understand that there's really truly nothing we can do except talk about it and make fun of it. And that's our outlet and just live our lives and enjoy our lives because, you know, going out on the street with a sign, it's not going to stop Lockheed Martin. Does anything. No. That never does anything. You got to, how do you do it? How do you make a difference? Because this is obviously a problem.

And one of the best examples is the Soviet Union. So, you know, they collapsed because of the military industrial complex. Right. It was that, you know, that. I mean, even the Germans, right? I mean, they always say the reason why they lost that war is because they tried to have that two-prong war and fight Russia in the winter, the United States in the summer. And it's all, it's too much. In the 1980s, the USSR was spending 25 to 40% of its GDP on defense. Right. And at that time, the United States was only spending 3 to 4%. Oh, no, I'm sorry. It's only 3 to – this is crazy.

I'm sorry, I read that wrong. So they were spending 25 to 40% in the 80s. They're spending too much. And their 20 to 40% in the 80s is only 3% to 4% in the United States today. It's what it is. So their budget that was considered big back then is only 3% of the 80s. to four percent of what we spent of the budget now. So it's gotten worse.

So it's just, so yeah, I mean, they were spending all this money on the military while their people were waiting on breadlines. Yeah. And they were doing it as a communist country with no profit motive. So, I mean, you're going to crash quick that way. Yeah. At least we, you know, we have private industry so we can keep the illusion going for a little while.

Yeah, I mean, the only thing that can be beneficial for us in the military industrial complex is if the aliens do arrive by November, which is what we suspect, which is what the New York Post is telling us, is at least we'll have the best weapons to combat them. Yeah, I mean, here's the thing. They're saying that they're coming. They're going to show up in November. Maybe they say that they're hostile. I'm like, my question is, this is what makes it so funny.

Yeah. This is what makes it so funny. And I think it, I think the elite pedophilia ring has broken the spell on everyone. I think it's cut through all the bullshit because everyone's concerned about it. so I think everyone sees that alien story as funny and I think they're starting to see through the bullshit because think about it like this. Let me just bring this up.

They go, they're hostile. Right. It's like, how the fuck do you know that? Did you ask them? Did they send a telegram? Yeah. Maybe they're coming because they want to know who's on the Epstein list too.

Yeah, it's just what is. How do you know they're hostile? Yeah. It just, you can see the bullshit like, oh, we want to scare people by saying they're hostile. How would you know that they're hostile? Yeah, and you gave them a month, November. Yeah.

They give him an exact date You're going to be here in November? Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. It's very funny. Yeah, people are... Look, potentially be a hostile alien.

How do you know they're hostile? Yeah. No, you don't. Jesse, what do you think? Is this a bullshit story? Yes, yes, it is. I hope they're not hostile because that would be terrible because then we'd be smoked. Right.

But when are you going to sculpt a fat princess from Iran? Yeah. You want a fat princess from Iran? No, what's her name? No, Fatima. Fatima. We want you to sculptor put in the studio. Yeah, all right.

I fucking hear. Yeah, a nice fat. I might have a little. one already. Actually, I do. I do. No, but you don't have her with the mustache. I got a good one. You're going to love it. I find it with the mustache. Batty. Yeah, yeah. Can you sculpt Mama June? I like some of these comments, though, on this have been fun. This guy goes, so should I make plans for Thanksgiving or just wait and see? Yeah, see the replies because I'm telling you, people, if you look at these things, people know, how do they know hostile though?

Yeah. So people know they're like, it's fake. Did they give us the finger as they pass by? Yeah. I mean, it is really funny. Yeah. I mean, this one's a Renee Graziano says, leave that ship alone. My next husband is aboard. I mean, let's... She sounds like a piece. Yeah.

I mean, yeah. But it was interesting that you predicted that. Yeah, which was funny. You were like, what's coming next? And it was like two days later. Well, because it just kind of so clearly feels.

So that's what I think people are learning. Yeah. It just so clearly feels that like, all right, you know, the Epstein thing is, you know, my group chat is a good predictor of what's happening. And my group chat is, they're all starting to turn.

on the on the current administration so they're so i'm like they know if my group chat knows the powers that be at the top know and they're like we got to think of something we got to distract some so they're going to try aliens i don't think it's going to work and i think things are probably going to get bad because galane maxwell i just saw on the post today that they said that she's given like over like a hundred names or something like that and that they're probably working out some kind of deal for her to just walk away with immunity so if she walks out of jail it's not going to be good. No, yeah, it would be good.

Yeah, if she walks out of jail, she should walk out of jail with baby oil. Yeah. Yeah. But, you know, I think that is one of the good things about the internet, though, is I think it is good that the corporate media is not the only media out there anymore. Right.

I think that is a good thing. They can check them now. Yeah. And I think it's a good thing that there's other options. People can go and get media or opinions that aren't, like, corporate sponsored. I think that's important for. for the long-term picture of our country.

It is, but it was less scary when we just had to be fed the state media. That was less, it was a good time. Because the military industrial complex and all this stuff was happening 20 years ago, we just didn't know about it. We were just having fun watching reality TV. Yeah, everyone just saw Dwight Eisenhower make that speech and then they just

were like, oh, there's nothing we can do about it. We can't talk about it anymore. Let's go get a shake, a burger and go see a movie at an outdoor movie theater. Yeah, let's throw in our T-Bird jackets and get hickies. That's it. Yeah, it's it. Yeah, and now instead we've got to read about, like, the Reddit thread that says Eisenhower is actually a Nazi or a reptile. That's right.

And that just gets scary. That just gets a little scary. But it's also good that people, I think, kind of know what's going on. I think more people are kind of, of all intelligence levels are starting to know what's going on a little bit. And that this is a little club up there. Yeah. And sometimes they do boo-boos. Because I got to be honest with you.

I got to be honest with you. I think I might have overdid it with Theraflu because I'm feeling a little loop. You feel a little loopy hole. Yeah. I am feeling a little loopy hole right now. I think coffee and theraflu is probably not the best. I'm just feeling a little looping. Yeah.

It's just what it is. So I'm going to have to just start reading these Patreon names because I'm going down. Let's go. Let's do it because we made it to our, we made it to our, do we get all our fucking things? All our facts. Let's go. So as you know, always go to patreon.com slash history hyenas and we love to read out the names. We are a little bit backed up.

So if you don't hear your name this episode, please don't call us slurs on the Patreon. Here we go. Welcome to the list. My uncle made me smell his face. finger after. I'm going to put that on the list. Oh, wow. Yeah, I'm going to put that a list.

We haven't had the first one out of the gate on the list. That's interesting. Yeah. That's a double trauma. Not only is going to do you can smell it. Glui Louis Lewis and the Jews. We had that. Got it.

We had that one. Dr. Pistrami, Nick V. Tuckback squeak and lap pewing catapult engaged. That guy's just just going for all our. Yeah. Oh, by the way, the merch is coming. We're about, the story's about to go up. So we'll make the announcement when it comes.

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Yeah. Graham Molesol-Cole-Portella. Yana sees everybody in a different way. Put them on the list. Yeah? Yeah, because he sees him in a different way because the eyes are close. Yep, I got it. And he punned on our.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. So his handshake is grab him to take. You got to put him on the list. All right. Yeah, that's a really good one. That might be a contender. Okay. Daniel Sabruski, Evan Yow, Zachary Reed, married, but now she won't swallow my synovial fluid.

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Okay. Philip Mitten, burnt ends, Sean Atwater. Joey Gaga, Germanada, don't touch my daughter. I like that one. I'm going to Drexler. Okay. Make no mistake. I'm on the beam with my cousin and my girlfriend. The latter's 14. Okay. Oh, the latter's 14 saying his girlfriend's 14. Oh, wait. Say that again? He says, make no mistake. I'm on the beam with my cousin and my girlfriend.

And the latter, L-A-T-T-E-R, is 14. Okay, that's a pedophile joke. Yeah. It's a joke and it's inventive? Yes. That is supposed to be on the list. What should we do? It's a walked-in-one.

It is one of those ones where even it caught me and even I had to reread it. It is very inventive. Very inventive. We're going to direct slur it because it's pedophilia. Yeah, it's pedophilia. That's the issue. But the joke structure is beautiful. Beautiful.

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That's a walked-in-one. Okay, sorry about that. It's not good. That's a bad one. Goldie Kendra Cook. John Peggin the Stallion. Instead of Megan the Stallion. Very good.

Bert. Walked in one. Rattifold Dean. He does not. Yep, he does not The hard heart Not another one God, Jesus Christ

Eric Gutierrez It's almost like you're walking through Bensonhurst Yeah Kamali Wally A.k.a laser beam Leroy E. Edward Wenlin

Cooper used Jesse Wynne and Natalie Nye I Summi Sepaku by fisting It's a good one Chicken figure Okay

Mitchell Reber Unit 731 Did my top surgery I'll put him on a letter All right there we go This is somebody who's paying attention to the episodes. Elizabeth Boom, Gavin Steele, Kristen Gemini, glue gun, gobble goo, Jalen Douglas, Citizen Des, The Lord of the Pieces starring Orlando Fume, Taint McCray, DJ, lackluster lobotomy for Laramie Tunsel. Let's stop there.

We got enough. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Okay. Yeah. It's plenty. All right.

So we're a little bit behind and we will catch up. But until then, here is our list. So we got a few. Okay. Because we got a lot. So we got, when do we get our big boy dicks? Okay, we're going to just chicken finger that, but I put him on the list because he deserved it for the laugh factor. I snorted a blue chew to think harder, but all I got was a migraine and a half chub.

We're going to keep him around for now. We'll keep it around for now. Unit 731 did my top surgery. We're going to keep that around for now. Here we go. My uncle made me smell his finger after. We're going to chicken figure that. Shout out for the laugh factor.

That's it. Jen Shiro would turn Ben Shapiro to a Greek Giro. That's good. I don't know who the first guy is. So the Rhymsky. General Shiro, he's the one from Unit 731. Yes. Jen Shiro would turn Ben Shapiro to a Greek Euro.

So good. Because he doesn't like, he would kill the Jews. Same. Yeah. General Shiro. Okay, so it's a little bit of a walked-in one. Yeah. It's so good, but we're going to Drexler.

Okay. Yanni sees everybody in a different way. That's a chicken figure. Chicken figure, okay. Andrew Cuomo's tit handshake. We're going to keep that one around. And I think that I think we're leaning there. All right.

So we got Andrew Cuomo's tit handshake. Unit 731 did my top surgery. And I snorted a blue chute to think harder, but all I got was a migraine and a half chop. Are you sure there's not more on the other one? We only did two pages, right? That's it. Yeah. Okay.

All right. So those are the ones. All right. Say them again. Andrew Cuomo's tit handshake. Keep it around. Okay. Unit 731 did my top surgery.

I snorted a blue chute to think harder, but all I got was a migraine and a half chub. Okay. I know, from the three, I know who I'm, I know what I'm going to vote. What do you got? I'm going for Andrew Cuomo's tit handshake. What do you got? Yeas, that's a tough one. I love the top surgery one.

Top surgery is good. That's a really good one. And the blue shoe's great, but yeah, I'm going top. I'm going, sorry. Andrew Cuomo's tit handshake. So then congratulations, you are the winner. If you go to history and is back.com, you are the PPW, the pseudopinus of the week. You will see your name up in lights.

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