History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - Republicans vs Democrats where it all began

Episode Date: November 14, 2024

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bit of a bit of a What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of History Hyenas. I'm Chris DiStefano aka Chrissy Bubblejackets and with me as always is Janis Poppets aka Janie Bubblebutts. If you were wearing that jacket in the 1990s and you're on the subway at 3 in the morning, that thing's getting taken, especially because in the 1990s, you were a skinny mini and you hadn't gotten big yet. Because it's one of these situations where-

You were a target. I was a target. I'm wearing one of these jackets. And make no mistake, this jacket right now today is for white men in their late 30s, early 40s, but it used to be for 16-year-old black girls. That's what it used to be. That's what it was. Within the confines of the Tri-State area that's what it was but then when you went to Denver or something like that they use those practically. Cause we use it for style they use it practically. That's what it is and make no mistake I do have

the brain of a 16 year old black girl because I love jackets like this. I like I like women's fashion. You do and you do like uh high top white Reeboks. I really do. Which was huge with black girls. Yeah I really do. And make no mistake you kind of are dressed like a paper towel today and it's what it is cuz you're a flannel. You're a flannel. This is a Target sweatshirt that I bought on the road it was a little too chilly and I didn't bring the appropriate attire. Cuz make no mistake. You ever misjudge the weather like that on the road, but it was a little too chilly, and I didn't bring the appropriate attire. Cuzz, make no mistake. You ever misjudged the weather like that on the road,

and you're just out there in shorts, and you're like, how come nobody told me it was 30 degrees in Wisconsin, and you're just like, oh. Oh, what am I gonna do? Yeah, what am I gonna do? Cuzz, make no mistake. What you're gonna do is you're gonna hit the closest target. That's what it is.

Target headquarters in Minnesota, where Tim Walz is working now. He's back. The kid's back out of cashier. I mean, what can you do? What can you do? I mean the nation has spoken. Yeah. And they've spoken, they've made it crystal clear. They really want it now and it's just what it is. We have no political opinions here. No. On this Drainage podcast we're just in the gray zones. We're down the middle but

make no mistake. A choice was made. A choice was made and make no mistake there was a lot of cocaine sniffed in the Queens Brooklyn area Celebrating going on in a lot of the working-class areas. Don't forget Long Island was fucking they were having a rave as well They were having a rave as well and your mother-in-law let you know so it's just what it is and I Literally when he won, so you know, or when it was like,

Did you kick your heels like Dorothy? Yeah, I did. You do one of those? Yeah. Cause we got woken up in the middle of our neighborhood where we lived, they were shooting fireworks off. I live in a mostly Jewish neighborhood. They were shooting fireworks off at 3.30 in the morning.

They woke us up. I thought it was in Gaza. They woke us up and I couldn't believe it and Jazz goes, what's going on? I said, I think Trump won. And then we turned it on and it was like, Trump, declaring victory, whatever. I mean, the fireworks were getting shot off

and it's what it is. There is a Trump merch store out where my in-laws live in Long Island and it's like the size of a Models. Yeah. It's huge. Right. And the parking lot was packed. Right. And people are just coming out in full-blown Trump gear, shirts, sweatshirts, like you'd expect it like an LSU college football game. Well Cuz, I got news for you. Yeah. I made a little pit stop there and I bought us gifts. Did you pick up some? I took them. Cuz, make no mistake, this is in no way in Well cuz, I got news for you. I made a little pit stop there and I bought us gifts. Did you pick up some merch?

So cuz, make no mistake, this is a no-way endorsement, but I did pick you up and I got you a size large cuz make no mistake, you're getting skinny cuz you got polyps. So hold on. Whoa! You're gonna work, Jesse's gonna have to blur out a couple of those words and says, get in pussy make America It's what it is cuz if you want to see the unedited version that you go to patreon.com says history hyenas cuz history hyenas cuz make no mistake folks they've

Demonetized our YouTube they have to monetize YouTube unfortunately It's SLK asked so now that they've demonetized YouTube But we're gonna have to do is post heavily cackled out edited versions of the mini episodes here. And then the uncackled version, the way the hyenas are and the way that you love us is only at patreon.com slash history hyenas. Now the regime at the presidency has changed, so hopefully we get remonetized soon,

because I feel like those people are a little bit more like, you know, say what you want, have fun, fun, fun. But right now, we are not able to make any money at all on YouTube, so the full episodes are at patreon.com slash history hyenas. Not our choice, but that is the way the cookie has crumbled. The only hope we have is that Elon Musk makes a play to buy Google.

And that could happen. Yeah. That could happen. You know, there could be some sort of government hunt, government investigation that goes down on Google that Donnie T and Elon Musk, who now I like to just call, um, they're basically Starsky and Hutch. Those two guys, they're Starsky and Hutch. They're in a car and they're out there fighting wokeness. Cause Elon Musk wants to just turn his kid back to a boy.

That's his whole goal is. Get him back. Cause it's what it is when I woke up at 3 30 more and I heard those fireworks make no mistake all of a sudden I'm up in the room and we're just sitting up and it starts to get quiet again and I just hear this now who was that I heard I heard a sigh that literally almost blew the window panes off my wall. A sigh from in the house? A sigh, it was, yeah, yeah. It was, well no, it wasn't from in the house. It was such a loud sigh that it was...

We're playing charades right now. Who was it? Is it a white thing? Yeah. It's a white thing. Who was it? Who breathed out the biggest sigh of relief of all the sighs of relief? Chris DiStefano.

Tony Hinchcliffe. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because, I mean, that was a whoo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because make no mistake that it was in the hots. He might have helped at this point.

He might have helped. And I think I saw a post of him. I think he is going to do the White House Correspondence Dinner. Yeah. Or at least he posted when the date was. So I'll make no mistake. I'm saving the date. I hope I get invited. Yeah. It's pretty, I mean- For a couple of weeks, it looked like maybe the right thing to do for Tony would have been to change the name of his podcast from Kill Tony to Be Nice to Tony. Yes. For a few weeks. Yes. But at this point, it looks like

he could keep it Kill Tony. Yeah. And by the the way I want to any of the fans of this show who saw me post a video clip of my dad saying that he voted for Kamala, just know now that the election's over, just know that was AI. He didn't really mean that but he actually told me he did. He said Trump was a pig and he voted Kamala and make no mistake the fans let me know about it. Now here's the thing if he does round up all the illegals we're gonna lose a lot of money in the tax system because illegals do contribute billions of dollars into the tax system for things like social security and here's the best part they don't get the social security we do. So that's a dirty little secret that the government's always known I think both sides of the aisle have known that but like hey let's pay lip service to this whole thing that

we don't like illegals, but we do like their money. We do like their money and make no mistake, not only is this country gonna lose a lot of money if we deport the illegals, so is our Patreon. I've looked at some of those names and I forgot what a Mexican fan base we have. Hola, welcome. Well yeah, I mean it's a surprise, it's a surprise just like the amount of Hispanics that voted for Trump Jesus Christ 46% yeah Walkers just said we're doing this I could have told you from just the conversations in my living room my Puerto Rican family that he was gonna win the Puerto Rican vote

big I mean big big big I mean, it was funny to go to a comedy club in New York and listen to white people talk about how awful the Puerto Rican jokes were and no way the Latino vote, and then me just go to actual Latino people at home and then being like, no, I think white women are awful. Just so you know, illegal immigrants have contributed $321 billion to the US GDP. That's crazy. That's a lot of money! That's a lot of money.

That's about half of the money that goes to Ukraine every week. Because I'm not going to pretend to know about foreign policy or tariffs or anything like that. I mean, I think I have a basic understanding. I don't know what the Trump policy is or isn't, but I just know that at least Donald Trump can walk through sand on the beach. And that just, I think, makes us look just a little bit stronger, even though, yes, I know.

He could get on and off a bike. That's what I'm just saying. And I know that there's problems with him. I get it. You don't have to, you know. But I do think that it's like at least there's a little bit of strength that's been kind of put back in a little bit.

I know that things could go which way. Sounds like you're pulling a Scott Hamilton right now. Sounds like you got your skates on, and it sounds like you're pressuring around it. Are we gonna go with a Scott Hamilton or a Skoda Bayou all? We can do both. Okay, fine.

I like Scott Hamilton because he was a fully charged three dollar bill, and he was bald and his head looked like a public toilet seat. I like going Skoda Bayou only because I can talk about some, you know, what could be leaning pro-Trump, but then also say I'm pro-Ukraine because Oskana Bajor is pro-Ukraine. She's Ukraine.

So make no mistake, once again, you cannot pin me down. You don't know who I voted for. All I wrote in the vote is a lot of 14. Yeah, but you are a very skilled figure skater. Yes. You know how to say there are a few things that I'm very happy about that trumps enough it may make us look a little stronger. I don't know. I don't know if that's a good thing or bad thing. I'm just saying it's possible. Yeah. That's when you're fucking that's when you do your triple twirl in the air. What it is. I just saw you

twirl. I saw you up in the air in a fucking flamed out coat just twirling around just avoiding what you want to say, which is Make no mistake. There's people on our pockets right now in the corner holding up tens holding up tens. I make no mistake I'm getting high scores One from a percentage of our fans And some of them are white walkers do because what they did was they puddle jumped into the country Yeah, and then they turned around they said now put the fence up. Yeah They puddle jumped into the country and then they turned around and they said, now put the fence up. Yeah. Yeah. It's what it is.

It's what it is. But think things will be okay. You'll be okay. You know, if, if you didn't find, if you didn't like, uh, the results of this election, that's okay. You just get out, go to work tomorrow. You donate to patreon.com slash history. I mean, as that's your only American duty is to listen to us, listen to the two cuties with smoothies. You move your monkey, you move the vegetables. And as as I always say you know what the best thing you do is stay friendly with your present. Yeah. You stay friendly with your present and you just stay in the moment and that's all you can do and you

have a black and white when things get really bad. Yeah just stay grounded in the moment and that's all. You don't turn to toots. You don't turn to toots, stay off the net, don't scroll, it's bad for dopamine. go out there, sniff the grass, sniff baby, just sniff around, be in the real world, be present with yourself. That's it. Meditate every single day. You have to breathe in through your nose, out through your mouth, just meditate, you just think about, you keep one thought in your head, you stay friendly with the present,

and you just keep it moving baby. You keep walking, you keep doing, you baby keep walking you keep doing you throw it If you got to throw on high heels you throw on high heels Whatever it takes for you to get through the day you get through the day Here's the thing if you're in a bad mood you throw in high heels There's no way you're not gonna giggle at looking at yourself in the mirror hundred percent So you're gonna get it immediately into a good mood cuz make no mistake everyone looks funny in high heels That isn't a woman cuz make no mistake

I was working out at a gym in Queens at a New York sports club a few months ago and a power lifter came in and he was power lifting and he was on, I mean this guy was very, very, very strong and make no mistake, a look down he had on high heel pumps. And he just did and it was something, one of those things where he was so jacked in diesel that nobody would dare take out their phone and take a video, but all the people in the gym we knew, like I don't know if he was doing it for a bit. He was probably doing calf raises with them. But cuz he had a high heels on. This is one of my favorites. Oscar De La Hoya had a fun night that night. He had a fun night. He didn't only go fish nets, he went fish full one-piece body suit. When

you used to throw on your mom's fish nets, like, would it get this high? Like, how would you do it? Take your straw. I'd just pull them up to here. I'd pull them up to right there. Yeah, that's all I could do. Cause you like feet. I like feet. Cause make no mistake,

our old merch used to have my feet on it. I know, and that was the least popular merch we had. It was a stupid idea. It was a stupid idea. We thought it was funny, but it was stupid. It was a stupid idea, but make no mistake, we're selling them right now on historyhyenasisback.com. So go get the old merch.

Yeah, that's it. And listen, it's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. The only thing that may happen is there may be a woke internment camp. That's possible. There is rumors that just like we did to the Japanese in World War II that Elon Musk and Donald Trump and Tulsi Gabbard and I like to call a lot of people in Austin Tulsi Gabbard Democrats, which means TGDs. Republicans. Yes.

There's a lot of talk that they're maybe gonna do a little woke internment camp. It's possible. So that may happen. You may just be behind a fence and that's it. And that's that. Just for a couple years. And that's the way the cookies crumbled folks

and there's really nothing you could do, but make no mistake, I do think if you cried because the president did go your way, I think you're fully charged, and I do think you're cried because the president did go you were I think you're fully charged And I do think you're an FCF. You're an FF and you're TBJ And go to history heinous is back calm if you don't know what those that lingo means just know look it up The lingo is all up there. It's all up there. Here's the thing. They kind of Elon Musk was really running on the anti-wokeness thing But I almost felt like that was antiquated.

Wokeness has been dead for a long time. I don't even think about it anymore. It's not real. I almost get more annoyed when people bring it up as an anti now as they do. We're past that now. Cancel culture is not, we're totally past it. This is a new thing.

What I do think what this episode is gonna be about is about the history of Republicans and Democrats and when they switched over, because a lot of people like to go back to, oh, Abraham Lincoln was a Republican, but that Republican party kind of went more in line with what the Democrats are of today. So it's just a little bit of a misnomer. And make no mistake, because what I'm really hoping for, and I'll explain in the end, is I want the Whig party to come back.

Yeah, the Whig party. I would like to be a Whig. Well, here's the good news. The Whig party is back. What? And they have some local seats. In what state would you think? The wildest one of all?

Florida. Florida. They brought it back, and the Whig Party is very small, but it does have some seats in the local legislatures in Florida. So the Whig Party is back. Yeah, here's the first trans politician that I've thought of.

Because when you transition from one party to the other, you're trans. You're trans. You're a trans political kid. That's what it is, cuz. Donnie T. Yeah. Has been a Democrat most of his life. Because make no mistake, he has signed a few abortion checks.

That's what it is. Yeah. And he was- Some of them might have been with our moms. It could have been. It could have been. And it's just what it is. Or somebody's listening mom. Yeah, and Chris Mull's wife did is. Yeah. And he was- Some of them might've been with our moms. It could've been. It's just what it is. Or somebody who's listening mom. Yeah, and Chris Mullin's wife did not like that.

Yeah, she didn't love that bit. But it's what it is, cause he's still a legend. It's still, he's still a legend. And it was just fiction. That was the way I'm talking about the Bayridge Boy sketch we did about Chris Mullin. It's called Chris Mullin and the Crew of 82. Look it up on YouTube.

And Chris Mullin supposedly loved it and Mitch Richmond loved it, but unfortunately, Mrs. Mullin didn't love it. Unfortunately, because let's just call it, I mean, it's just if you're an entertainer or an athlete, I mean, let's just make no mistake, you've had to explain a few road trips to the wife, and you've probably just banged a few toots,

and it's what it is, it happens, it brings up old memories, I've been there. But then you just move on, you stay friendly with your president, and you just get EMDR therapy like Yanni. That's what you just gotta do. That's what it is, you get the brain scrambled a little bit and then you're fine.

Yeah, so Trump was actually one of the, he's a big star right now who was trans. I mean he was a Democrat and then he went Republican and he started out with the birther movement and that's just what he did. He was just dropping hints going, guys, Hussein, You know how he always likes to capitalize Hussein, which is my favorite? He still does it. He'll go Barack and then he'll capitalize Hussein. It's funny. Obama. Like he just is. Yeah, he leans into it. So the party, first of all,

the way this country started, this beautiful country started. With a bloodbath. With a bloodbath. With a bloodbath. a bloodbath with a bloodbath George Washington and those Americans didn't get to go to the ballot box. It's what it is guys. It's what it is cousin. If they did go to the ballot box, make no mistake. They went with small pox blankets around them. So the Federalist, that was the that was one of the first parties. That's what George Washington's party and the Federalist wanted. They wanted the national bank. That's what they want. And here's one thing they all wanted up until a certain point. Yeah.

Slavery. That was one thing that you could find on both sides of the aisle. Everyone was like, this part's cool. Yeah. All men are created equal. Yeah. This is a country for freedom. Yeah.

And one thing we also all support is slavery. Yeah. They want our, we don't want our women to have voices and we just want black people doing all the work. Yeah. Yeah. They want our, we don't want our women to have voices and we just want black people doing all the work. And that's what it is. And it's fucked up, but it is what the truthy wooty was. We just started in, in, into an oxymoron. The country was founded as an oxymoron because when somebody like a black and white cookie, because when somebody just gives a, a, a truth that just needed to be said and did it, we're going to call that a truth bait or Ginsburg. That's a truth bait or Ginsburg. That's what we're going to say.

So when you come when you just you're going to tell me something you're going to say it's a truth baiter Ginsburg and it's what it is. Yeah so they'd go and they'd argue and they say listen we want uh we want to be isolationist we want tariffs listen lower taxes upper taxes but not one person on either side of the aisle for many years said, we also want to free these slaves because doesn't it say in this document that we're free? Yeah. Nobody dared say that.

They didn't say that, including, unfortunately, and this is just the way the cookies crumbled. Unfortunately, Abraham Lincoln didn't necessarily want to free them either. He just said it a million times. I just want to do what's better for the union. So he wouldn't just come right out and say it even though I know that it hurts you, Yanni. Unfortunately, it's truth and he was gay. I think.

And he did slay vampires. Yeah, he did slay vampires, which is something that a lot of people don't know. Right. Privately, I think he met with Frederick Douglass and he was like, I'm down for this, but then publicly, he had to do what he had to do because he was a person at the time.

He was a person at the time, so he had to win votes. It was sort of like when Obama first was against gay marriage and then once he got into power he was like let's do this. Right. Because there's certain things you have to say to get elected you got to appeal to a certain people. At that time most people were a-okay with slavery and it was it was a minority opinion that they should that people should be free. Yeah. Even though all men were created equal and we should all be free with the pursuit of happiness and all that stuff. It's what it is because what they meant is white guys. White guys. Yeah.

So that's the thing with these parties. That was the fubu of the time. They were like, this constitution is for us by us. That's true. And what I mean by that is whites. It's whites, it's what it is. And so the thing is, is that was never really an issue about people's rights. What the big issues here between the Federalists and then the Democratic Republicans, which that was the two parties, Federalists and the Democratic Republicans,

and then Federalists eventually go away. They're not even a party anymore. Then the Democratic Republicans become the Democrats and the Republicans. the issue was always do we have states rights or do we you know do we basically govern this country like each individual individual states rights or is it one centralized federal government? So that was always the thing it wasn't about slavery they nobody or immigrants or Native Americans they didn't give a shit it was states rights or not states

rights. Right that's what they. Everything else they were all on board with. Yes. It was just about what is this? Are we a union of states where everyone speaks the same language, but we're essentially different countries with different laws? Or are we a strong union where everyone's got the same shit? And then it became a musical, became a musical. And now Alexander Hamilton, it's still even to this day. I mean, these are still big debates. Like, you know, are they states rights, federal rights, whatever. It seems to me like the Republicans of today are more towards they want- It used to be Republicans didn't want any federal government.

That was their big thing. We do not want the government, the federal government involved in the citizens' lives at all. We don't want it at all. That was the Democrats at first. No, but I thought that that was the Republicans at first, and then it became the Democrats, and now it's the Republicans again. That's what we're talking about.

Everyone's switching up. I think at the beginning, right, those were the Democrats that wanted states, right? So I think the Republicans wanted more Fed-der-o. Well, here's the thing. At the beginning. Here's the thing is we are the ChatGPT Sluts, and we're gonna ask.

We're gonna ask it. Let's ask Jesse Slowfingers what he thinks. Can you ask ChatGPT on behalf of the ChatGPT Sluts, when did the Republican Party and Democratic Party switch? I think it was around the time of good old FDR, who was in a wheelchair. By the way. He had polio. Back then you just had polio.

Yeah, because make no mistake. Jesse's father-in-law also had polio. He did? Is that the truth? Yeah. Yeah. My mother's ex-boyfriend had polio. Wow, is it coming back? No, no. I mean, he died in 93.

From polio? No, no. He lived a very long life. Right. But he got clipped with polio. Yeah, when he was a young boy in like the early 30s. So the Federalists, which went away and eventually the Republicans took over, they were, that was Alexander Hamilton, Secretary of Treasury,

Who was Dominican, by the way. Alexander Hamilton was Dominican, well we didn't know that. Yeah, yeah, he was Dominican. And if you didn't know that, go look at the musical and that is, he's a full Dominican man. He's a full Dominican. He's a full Dominican. And he wanted a strong central government

and the anti-federalist led by Secretary of State Thomas Jefferson won a states right. He liked his black ladies. He did have slaves, but he liked to bang them out. And it's what it is, cuz. He's a founding father. He was probably a decent man, but he did like to bang his slaves.

And it's just the way it's crumbled. Yeah, I don't see him as a guy who banged them and didn't hang around and talk to them afterwards. That's the thing. I think he talked to them. Yeah, he was nice to them. Yeah, Sally Hemmings, I think he had a full-blown relationship with. But he banged it out. He did bang, he banged her out. Yeah, not it out. Sorry. Yeah, he banged her out. Sorry.

That's what I meant. No, you just got caught. You went back into time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got caught putting my hair back. Yeah, you were putting your hair back. Because my hair doesn't look bad today. Yeah, your hair looks good today. Yeah. But I do have a hat in the bag just in case. Yeah, but here's the funny thing is everyone back then did wear wigs of other people's hair. It's how it was.

It's how it was. And the wig party was not even named after the wigs. It was named after what they called the British as like a derogatory thing. They called them wigs and then they called it the wig party. Because make no mistake, there's no audio recordings of anybody from that time because that technology wasn't invented yet,

but they did all wear wigs and they did all wear what looked like high heel shoes and stockings. So after every single time a bill was signed, George Washington go, and that's it. Because they were just trans. Yeah, they were trans. Trans political and they dressed trans. They were high stockings. Yeah. And I wanna bring that back. Yeah, they were trans. Trans political and they dressed trans. They were high stockings.

And I wanna bring that back. It was a nice look. Imagine it may come back. I mean, I hope it does. I mean, fashion is cyclical. It may come black. It may come black, we're also. You know, we've done everything else.

I mean, I'm wearing sneakers. These are 95s. So they're still cool now. When we were kids, remember it was like you wear the new thing, the new thing, the new thing, and there was nothing really retro. Yeah. Now it seems like they're out of ideas. Like when's there going to be a new hot classic sneaker that comes along?

Well, I've been waiting for this moment because I always look at- See, look, you're retro too. Look at these, new balances. I always look- Yeah, so we could end up wearing candy corn shoes again. For fashion, I always look at Andrew Schultz, and I'm thankful I saw him last night because I've been noticing that a lot of girls have been wearing these baggy painter jeans, and I've always been saying, I wanna get my butt in one of those,

I like those baggy pants, it looks cute, I wanna wear women's clothing, and then I said, I'm just waiting to see a cool guy throw on the baggy ones, and then I'll know they're cool enough for guys, and they've went to men, and I saw Schultz last night with a pair of baggy jeans

So I went right into Jasmine's closet this morning and I threw on a pair of her pants. Nice. That's nice Did you fit in them? No, that's the problem. That's why the Hulk. That's why I put my lululemon back on make no mistake I'm gonna get skinny mini again. Yeah, I'm gonna get this ass down one more size and I'm gonna get into Jasmine's pants. Yeah It's what it is. So the Democratic Party was founded in 1820. It was the party of Andrew Jackson, and they represented rural agrarian interests, especially in the South. They supported states' rights.

They were more conservative. The Republicans were founded in the 1850s. But Jackson was a Democrat, though, I thought. Yeah. That's the thing. So Democrats, and what do you know about Andrew Jackson? You want him off the $20 bill. He's responsible for the Trail of Tears.

He wanted to kill. Loved slavery. Loved slavery and wanted to kill Native Americans. And what was he? He was a Democrat. Because what are Democrats evil? No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding, obviously, just joking around.

But he was a Democrat. And do you know where, well, we talked about this. Do you know where donkey comes from? Why the Democratic Party is associated with the animal, the donkey. It was the first troll, you tell him. Okay, so here we go, it's Andrew Jackson, right? His political opponent was calling him a jackass

and what he did instead of shying away from it, like somebody who didn't do the Joe Rogan podcast, he leaned into it and he said, okay, if that's what you want to say, then you know what, I'm a jackass. Call me a jackass, I'm Jackson the jackass. And that of course is synonymous with donkey, donkey, jackass being interchangeable terms. They then adopted, the Democrats adopted,

wear the donkey, wear the jackass party, and they don't like putting forward that donkey as much as the Republicans like putting forward the elephant because they know it's associated with Andrew Jackson and he's not good for the PR of the Democratic Party. Not anymore and it just shows you I think Trump has likened himself most to Andrew Jackson because he was a little bit of an outsider and I think also you can see there he took the troll and he owned it the same way Trump and Maga has owned the deplorables or owned the garbage member. He got into a garbage truck the next day. So

Again what we've learned is people are in hysterics about Trump's antics and the way he the way he talks and all that He's not the first one. No, there's been dirty talking calling each other jackasses and talking about each other's wives and all that. He's not the first one. There's been dirty talking, calling each other jackasses and talking about each other's wives and all this bullshit since the beginning of time. It just got really polite for a little while. You know, it was like, hey, how you doing Mitt Romney? How you doing Barack? How's your wife?

Yeah, how's your wife? But it has been this way before. Yeah, it's been nasty. Do you know that Donald Trump is only the second president in history to serve his second term, not back to back? Not consecutively, yeah. Do you know who the second one is?

Do you know who the other one was? And this is the fact I've just known since I'm a little kid. And I only know it because it was the high school that was zoned where I went, where I grew up. James Madison. Grover Cleveland. Whoa! Grover Cleveland's the other one.

And I know that because I just knew a lot of weird facts about Grover Cleveland, because! Grover Cleveland is the other one and I know that because I just knew a lot of weird facts about Grover Cleveland because I would have went to high school if I didn't do what I had to do with Father Bill to get into Archbishop Malloy. That's what had to happen. What it is because I did it for this country. You did it for the country and that's what you call an HHFOD right there so then the... Oh yeah history is back to the day! I forgot about those, we're bringing them back. Yeah so the Republican Party was founded 30 years later as an anti-slavery party. 30

years after the Democrat Party of the 1820s? Yes. Okay. And they were associated with the northern states and they had a strong abolitionist base. So the Republicans you're saying had a strong northern, they did not want slavery, the Republicans? No, they did not want slavery. See, I like this party. This was completely when things were flipped. Okay. This was, this was Bruce Jenner times before Caitlin. Yeah. So this switch. But let's be honest, this was the consensus.

Let's just be honest. Let's just call it what it is. The consensus of the time in the 1820s and then when this Republican. 1850s. 1820s, 1850s, what the Republicans were the good guys, the Democrats were the bad guys. Essentially, yes.

That's essentially what it was. Now we've grown up where the Democrats are the bad, are the good guys and the Republicans are the bad guys. That's how we've grown up essentially. I'm not confirming confirming to them, but I'm saying that's what it is. Yeah, when you put on your skates, essentially. Essentially, yeah. When you say the word essentially, it's you put your skates on. I'm like, yeah, this is me on the ice. I'm on the ice.

And yes, so the Republican Party were progressive, and they were advocating for a stronger federal government and expanding civil rights for African Americans post civil wars. Republicans! This was the Republicans. So that's when they were the good guys. They were just a good guy. This is back then. Right. So what does history do? So repeats itself. It repeats itself. Yeah. So when the federalists dropped out, we got rid of the federalists, anti-federalists, it basically became the Democrats, Republicans. The Democrats were for states' rights, slavery.

They represented more of the South, even though you had the Northern Democrats. And their position was, hey, we're not as against slavery as the Dixiecrats, right? Is what they were called. But we just don't want to live next to them. That's all it is. So that's what they were saying.

That's all it is. That's all they were saying. That's all it is. It's like when LeBron James goes off and says that he, you know, he can't believe that people are racist and blah blah blah, but then he just goes by his mansion in Malibu as far away from south central LA as he possibly can. It's what it is. And that's the cookie smashed on the floor. It's what it is. Sometimes it's crumbled and sometimes it's smushed on the floor. Smushed on the floor. That's a 10 out of 10 because you're a smushed barker. And then the Gilded Age happened.

So that's the 1900s. So then we had the Civil War, then we had Lincoln, he got shot in the head by Tony Hinchcliffe. Looks a little like John Wilkes Booth. Hinchcliffe? Hinchcliffe looks a little like John Wilkes Booth. And you know who looks like Lee Harvey Oswald? Who? Gary Veeder.

He does. He does look like Lee Harvey Oswald. And and Gary Veeder by the way has a great podcast about his dad. Go listen to that podcast Gary Veeders. Shout out. One of the best podcasts I've heard of course besides His Trinitas is the podcast where he rekindles with his father. It's great. So then in the 1900s after the Civil War we started getting industrialized and the Republicans went for big business industry. Wait, hold on. I don't mean to cut you off, but just let me, just so we don't lose it, let me explain too where the elephant comes from. We talked about the donkey. Ooh, yeah.

The elephant, now the elephant's a little bit harder to trace with the Republican wide. It's synonymous with that. But that comes from when you fought in the Civil War, for some reason they had any soldiers where it was called seeing the elephant I don't know what that term meant but that's what they would say and when you listed as grant who was the leader of the Union Army of course fought in the Civil War was trying to get his third term as as president and of course a Republican they then associated that elephant with seeing the elephant grant wants to come back they associated that elephant with the Republican Party and that stuck the Republicans have leaned more into the elephant being their symbol

than the Democrats have leaned into being their donkey. Yeah. It could have been just a soldier who at some point fought against laser beams and just had a flashback about some guy coming at him on an elephant. It's what it is. The laser beams fight on elephants. The laser beams do fight. When Alexander the Great went in there, he had to knock a couple guys off elephants in their heart to reach up there.

It's what it is, because I mean, the mesh Patel asked me to come on this Ponticus, and I said, we don't have room in the elevator for your elephant. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Weishanxian. Ha ha ha.

Weishanxian. Ha ha ha. Unfortunately. Unfortunately, and that's a Weishanxian. Yeah, oh yeah. And that's the perfect place for a Weishanxian. And that's the perfect place for a Weishanxian or a Latvian. That's where you place that one, Jesse. When Akash Singh got married, because the zoo had to let down a few elephants. Yeah, because it's what it is, cuz. It's what it is, cuz. Make no mistake, if I got invited

to Akash's wedding, I'd be showing up with popcorn and cotton candy, because I think, you know, about circus, what it is, peanuts! Which is why they lost a lot of wars, because listen, elephants are really slow, they're big, but they're slow. They're intimidating, they're big animals, I get it, I respect it, but make no mistake, they were charging on elephants in certain wars

where guys just had machine guns, so they just got taken out pretty easy. Yeah, and they're hard to get on, you gotta really roll out a ladder 14 and climb up on that thing. It's what it is because um so the elephants republican the democrats uh donkeys and then also red and blue did you know about this the red and blue colors the reds associated with republicans and the blue associated with democrats that's a new thing that only stuck after the 2000 Al Gore election when the media outlets decided

to pin red on Republicans and blue on Democrats. For all the years before that, when it was getting covered on TV, different news outlets used different colors. Sometimes they were yellow, sometimes there was one election where the Republicans were blue, but now it's stuck. Now red is Republican, blue is Democrat, but that's a new thing only since 2000 Al Gore, George Bush election. Yeah. I mean, I think it's cultural appropriation, to be honest with you. That's the story nobody's telling, because guess who else does red and blues?

Again, stealing from blacks, bloods and crips. So it's essentially they're doing what the bloods and crips do, and they took blue and red. It's what it is. It's what happens. White people just take black culture, and that's what they did. They took the red and blue from black culture is our best culture Unfortunately, it's just that the most stylish not unfortunately. Fortunately. It is our best culture. It's the stylish

They're just that they're their culture cuz even when they're killing each other they look good and chucks. Yes, and they have style I mean very good. It's very nice. I mean cuz make no mistake Dr. J used to dunk on people and jump 10,000 feet in the air with the most uncomfortable shoe in the world on. Those Dr. J's, you cannot play ball on them, but those guys just did and it's fascinating. Yeah, they said, Michael Jordan said in his Jordan ones, the original ones, by the end of the game,

like the bottom would be falling off, it'd burn off. Yeah, they were just so bad. They just didn't know how to make good stuff yet. But they would just play cause that's when men were men and now they're crying because they didn't elect their president they wanted. So it's what it is because it's just a full-circ. Yes. So then in the 19th century, they, pro-business and Democrats were southern interests and

defended segregation and the Jim Crow laws after the Reconstruction. Democrats did. So still bad guys and good guys. Still bad guys and good guys. You still got the Democrats. What, you're saying the Democrats were defending Jim Crow saying that they were the ones saying we don't believe blacks and whites should be eating together and drinking together. That's right. So that's still Democrats. That's still Democrats. That's still Democrats. They were like, let's have separate proms, which a lot of places still do. Do you know that? A lot of places in Tennessee, Mississippi, they still have separate prompts. What it is. And the funny thing is, I don't think the kids mind,

because they just want to listen to different stuff. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's what it is, because it's the school that my daughters used to go to on Staten Island, tried to ban the daddy daughter dance. And then the principal came out the next day

after she sent that, this is true story, sent out that newsletter. And she came out to next day after she sent that this is true story sent out that you know newsletter and She came out to her tires slashed. So then a week later that dance was back on She can't do that on Staten Island. You can't do that on Staten Island. That's why I'm moving back Yeah, well if that ever happens at my daughter's school, I won't even complain I will just show up as more recent. I'm like here mommy's here. That's it mommy. That's it. I'm here Where's my daughter? Where's my daughter? Yeah.

So that period, the Gilded Age period, also saw the progressives come into effect. So this is the progressive. This is when AOC showed up. So this is when things start to get a little nutty. This is where things get nutty. And they're going, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, why can't that fencer wear a hijab? Right. That's essentially what happened. Yes. So and by the way, shout

out to the people who AOC made, uh, did a story, uh, I think last night or two nights ago on what podcast do Trump voters listen to? And a lot of people put in history hyenas and the Instagram got kind of lit up when I looked last night and so a lot of people were like this is your shot she was like no seriously she was like I want to go on these podcasts I just want to know and a lot of people put in history hyenas to the point where she may have recognized it and it might just happen. Listen we're big fans of AOC. We love AOC. I think there was an episode of the first run of History of

Ahina's where you actually had a make AOC bartending it had. We love her. It's what it is. Love her because, make no mistake, but you're wearing it ironically because we love her. You love Puerto Ricans. There's no bigger lover of Puerto Ricans. Yeah, this is it. Which accounts are you subscribing to? Yeah. I'm interested, like genuinely. Let me know which ones specifically.

People put in history on English in that. Yeah. So, I mean, she will get cracked open. I mean, I tell you what, cause I want to sniff that seat. Yeah, whenever I see AOC, I just go like this and I just pull out the peace guns and I just go pow pow pow

No mistake, even though I know if she was ever present Come on this and make zero mistake. We're gonna auction off the seat that she sat on on our patreon It's what it is We will not wash it but only after we take a few snips Snips cause go to patreon.com, say she's giant and we will give you AOC seat make no mistake She is for Rome. Even though I know if she was ever present, she would put me and Yanni in the gas chamber. She is absolutely 100% for Rome.

She and her family would be left on the street crying as she was taken into chariot by Yanni. It's what it is, and her boyfriend's white because this is what it is with these people, is they hate whites, but that's who they wanna bang out. It's just a little complexity in the brain that we can't understand. We can't understand, it's just to bang out. It's just a little complexity in the brain that we can't understand. We can't understand. It's just how it goes. It's just how it goes. You know, everything

is an oxymoron. There are no answers. There are no solutions. There's only comedy and that's just the only way it is. It's one of these, that's why you have to start, that's sometimes you just got to bang out your enemy. That's why I did bang out Pete Buttigieg. I put it in this Buttigieg. Listen, that's what Alexander the Great did the best. He went, he conquered people, and then he just banged everyone out. To unify, that's the way you unify is by banging out. Cause what I want, what I hope.

If the Israelis in Palestine had started banging each other out, it'd be fine. Now Hamas has said that they wanna end the war. I don't know if that's happening. I don't know if that's just propaganda, but what I will say is I just hope that over these next four years, people just kind of go gently.

You can just tread lightly, just go gently. Not everything's as big of a deal as you make it. The media wants things to be a bigger deal than they actually are. So just be gentle. Okay? Just know that if you are a person who does not want to be friends with someone because of their political opponent, that's up to you. That's fine. You don't have to write about it. You can just make a decision to not speak to them anymore if that's what you want to do. I think that's the wrong decision to make. I don't think it's the right decision. I think it's silly to do that, but I'm just saying a lot of people put pressure on themselves and they want to write everything on social media, they want to let everyone know what they're doing at all times. That's the problem, okay? Life is just about making a choice, so just, it's not about announcing your choice. Just make the choice. And then get out of the gray zone

and stop straddling both sides. And, yeah. I love, I love, straddling is a great word. Because I'm on the ice. Yeah. Because when we start going, we'll just say we're on the ice. We're on the ice.

Yeah. So, yeah, and also- Because you just do, you literally just live right now with snoods in your face. It's just in my face. You literally- I fall asleep with this face. It's just in my face. I fall asleep with it sometimes. It's just at all times, you just like you have a fat lip.

I just put it in there and it's just in there. Because you're going to get gum cancer. I know, I'm addicted to nicotine. There's nothing I could do about it. Okay. But when you listen to this podcast, what you can learn from this podcast, what we're finding out is like a lot of the things that people malign Trump for are not new. He's not the first candidate to act this way. He's not the not new. He's not the first candidate to act this way.

He's not the first outsider. He's not the first one to be brash. He's not the first one to be radical. He's not the first one to say disparaging things about other people. Some of the people who you look back in history and think were heroes when they were campaigning, they said a lot of nasty things too.

It's what it is. And let us remind you, Gandhi banged a 12-year-old girl. That happened as well. So if that's your hero just you can still be your hero but just make no mistake it's just what the truth is. It's just what the truth is I mean so you know that's some comfort you can take in that he's maybe not Hitler he's maybe more like a crazy Andrew Jackson. Sure. He's you know he we've had people like this before. That's the thing anyone who says he's Hitler is is a little ridiculous to me because it well I mean he was already don't forget he was already president

for four years and none of that stuff happened so I mean if Adolf Hitler what do you think Adolf Hitler was Adolf Hitler for four years then went away four years and then came back and started putting people in ovens? No because once he got the power he never relinquished it so just you know and I know January 6th a little hiccup. Well yeah I mean he you know he did he didn't he wasn't yeah he didn't want to leave. He didn't want... He wasn't... Yeah, he didn't want to leave. He didn't want to leave, but he did leave and he didn't want to... He didn't put anybody...

You know, he didn't do anything like Hitler did. No, he didn't. So just... That's crazy. There are people from other countries though who've come here, like from Eastern European Bloc and stuff like that. They say when they saw those images on TV, they go, we've seen stuff start like that and it leads to bad stuff.

So when you talk from their perspective, you're going, oh, hopefully this doesn't lead to some bad stuff. But they also have come over and said that he's the only choice because the other one's communist. They have said that as well. They've said that too. To carry the peace, ladder 14. And then, and make no mistake, I'm saying this,

I got my fire helmet on because I'm ladder 14 and I'm on the ice. Yeah, right there. I'm Patrick Mulroney on the ice. Listen, that is Patrick Mulroney and I am Sean Terry. We have a very limited understanding of what's going on. All we know is America and other. That's what it is.

That's all it is, guys. It's other, foreign, okay? You're foreign, that's what I know. I don't know where your country is, I don't wanna learn it. I know you got a funny language and I know you're outside of the wall and that's all I care about.

Yeah, cause I don't know either one of their policies. I mean, I don't even know what it is. I'm like, okay, so which one do I gotta pay a high deductible for? I don't know the policies. I don't even like to fucking go into the city to be exposed to the woke mind virus. I don't like it.

The only time I wear a mask is if I'm fucking in AOC's district. That's it. That's the only time, not for fucking COVID cause let me tell you, that's not a dangerous virus. That's a fucking cold. But you know what is a dangerous virus? Fucking democracy Democrats. Yeah, that's what it is. Progressive liberals. Yeah, progressive is a fucking virus. I'm not trying to

catch word up the fucking Elon Musk. It's what it is. Elon Mucks is doing the right thing. He did the right thing. And make no mistake, we defeated democracy Democrats. They're the only next people we got gotta defeat is who? We gotta defeat the fucking whoever's playing the Jets next week. Yeah, exactly. The Jets, and I'll tell you what,

it better not be the Chinese. Yeah, whoever fucking, we gotta get rid of whoever's in the fucking front office of the Mets because we need a couple of tweaks to make it to the fucking show. Because, make no mistake, the Jets, everyone thought they were gonna be good, but they're not, they're not good because Aaron Rodgers is, I just, make it to the fucking show. Cards make no mistake, the Jets, everyone thought they were gonna be good,

but they're not, they're not good, because Aaron Rodgers is, I just, I thought the kid was better than what he was. Now here's what it is, I discipline my wife, I go to work, I cook a crazy fucking chicken franchise when it's my night for the boys, I vote Trump, I vote to the right, and then I go out, I watch a fucking Jets game,

and I drink a nice cold fucking beer I like nothing more than a cold fucking beer. It's what it is cuz You want even though I know it's two o'clock the after you want to go get a beer Yeah, and I don't do it in any neighborhood with Way song she way Sean she it that's gonna need a cackle in a mouth cover with a hi And that's gonna be a waste that'll be that'll be the very rare cackle with a Weishongxian. Patreon.com slash history hyenas if you want to hear that full rant. Okay, so tell us when the Democrats go from being the perceived bad guys to the perceived

good guys. Well here is when your buddy, fucking Teddy Roosevelt Teddy rose up on the scene he shows up in the scene with the progressive movement which brought reforms supported by members of both parties so this is where this is like the Israel-Palestine issue or like hating Jews both there's factions of both parties that are into that that right nights both parties. So this happened here and Teddy Roosevelt who was a Republican led, became the leader of the progressive Bull Moose party. Who were Republicans because the word progressive throwing me off. He was a progressive Republican. Exactly. This is

why everything is so fucking trance. This is a transition that's gonna happen later where they go from bull moose to cock. Got it, that's what it is. That's what it is. But Teddy Roosevelt was a little cocked out because he was advocating for social and economic reforms. Right, okay, so he was a little cocked out. Well, because he grew up very wealthy

and he was taught by his mom and dad to always help out the poor. Hold on, I just got a letter from Mexican with our food. Oh yeah? Yeah, because he's got his papers, he just went through the wall. Okay, yeah, so I was gonna say. We'll be back in five seconds.

Okay, yeah. Yeah, we're taking a little bacon, egg, and cheese break. Yeah, it's what it is. And we're back, see? It was only one second for you, but it was 14 hours for us. That's what it is. It's next year. We had bacon, egg, and cheeses, veggie wraps,

and then I got a little chicken souvaki for the table. Yeah, you did. That's an interesting thing for the table too, because we're all just picking chicken up. Cause, make no mistake, make no mistake, I'm just feeling my way out around Greeks again. You're feeling your way, yeah. Cause I haven't been around you people.

Can you eat around Greeks? I can 100% eat around Greeks. I love, Greeks are sexy. Is there any people you can't eat around? Um, yeah. But I'm gonna save that for patreon.com says history hi-eeders. He has a tough time eating around certain ethnicities. It's what it is because it's just

it's and it's a little childhood anxiety. It's a little childhood immaturity. But make no mistake. I'm going to be friendly with my present. I'm going to be truthful in the moment. I'm going to tell you the fucking truth that you know who it is. And I'm just calculus. fucking truth that you know who it is and I'm just calculus. So then Teddy Roosevelt comes in and today you look bald from the side. The left side looks bald. Now it's getting to the point where the left side's bald the right side's full of hair. So I just don't know what's happening. Well, what's

happening is the switch. Yes, we're ready for the switch. Yes, this is when Jorge Posada goes to the other side of the plate. Interesting, a switch hitter. Switch hitter. Nice. So this is when. This is me in Houston. Yeah, this is you in Houston where

you got on the other side of the plate, and you just. Black cat got a blow job from a guy. Yes, what happens? What happened? So during the Great Depression, FDR's new deal as a dem. This is where the dems get cucked out. This is it, right? Yeah. So the new deal is where the fucking cockiness begins. Yeah.

Leave it to a fucking disabled person to just cuck it out. They're not able bodied. Yeah. So he was not able bodied. He's like, somebody's got to look out for us. It's not able bodied. He is unhoused. So FDR brings the new deal during the Great Depression, which was a reaction to capitalist orgies. So what happened is- Which still happens. Yeah, it still happens.

So it was the industrial era, you had all the railroad barons, you had all the tech, not the tech, all the industrial giants, and the stock market was just through the roof. It was through the roof and everyone was just putting all their money into it and the stock market was just through the roof. It was through the roof, and everyone was just putting all their money into it, and then there was a big boo-boo. 1929. Then there was a boo-boo. A boo-boo.

Then the stock market got a boo-boo. And that's what it was. And that's what it was. And that's what FDR came to fix. He was the bandaid on the boo-boo. Yes, it's what it is, cuz, and then that led to the Great Depression. This was the Great Depression. Which has the great which is the last four years

Yeah, so then I'll make no mistake cuz we got good times rolling We only do this podcast during Trump presidency So this is when you got labor unions minority voters many working-class white voters got labor unions, minority voters, many working class white voters came onto the Democratic Party because they were struggling. And the Democrats increasingly embraced government programs for social welfare, economic equality, and civil rights while the Republican Party opposed the New Deal and said, let them starve as an overreach of federal power. So they were starting to go, whoa, whoa, they used to be the guys going,

federal, federal, federal, we need a strong central federal government. Now they're going, whoa, that's an overreach of federal power. The Republican party increasingly began to represent business interests and those favoring limited government intervention in the economy.

So that is exactly when the switch happened. Is it was in FDR and the New Deal. The FDR and the New Deal is when the switch happened. It was FDR and the New Deal. The FDR and the New Deal is when the switch happened, and then you had the 1960s, where the Civil Rights era happened, and the Democrats hopped on that, and John F. Kennedy and Lyndon B. Johnson supported Civil Rights legislation,

and that alienated Southern whites, Southern white Democrats, right, who used to be Democrats, because they were originally Democrats. But they went to Republican. So then they did the old transition. So they transitioned, they started taking fucking testosterone, and they went trans,

and they still supported segregation. So then Johnson signed the Civil Rights Act in 1964, the Voting Rights Act in 65, which shifted black voters even more solidly towards the Democratic Party and alienated conservative southern Democrats who made the switch at that point because the Republicans had Richard Nixon at that time and he began appealing to disaffected southern whites who opposed civil rights legislation and this was called the Southern Strategy.

He was like, all right racism's still alive and well, let's get their votes. That's what it is. That's what he was doing. Let's lean into it. So they shifted their party base from the Northern states to the South because the Democrats started dominating the North

because they got the labor unions and all the middle people. Okay. And that's how the South became a Republican struggle. That is where we were until Trump came and blew the whole fucking thing up. It's what it is. It's what happened It's what it is cuz yes So because and this is so it's interesting that civil rights movement in that, you know late 40, you know Early 50s really booming in the 60s

That's where that good Democrat came versus that evil Republican because Republicans big business, you know Coming off as racist, and the Democrats were the good guys, and then what happened is, it's like anything else that happens in life, is the Democrats have went along with this for all these years, and the oppressor became the oppressed.

That's what happens. And it's what it is. The common theme you'll find with humanity is that it starts off good, and humans always, always go too far. That's what it is, cuz. They always go too far. That's what it is, cuz. They always go too far.

You'll see it in every movement, every cultural happening, every, everything. They go too far. Went too far. Toots, food, whatever we do, we go too far. You kept pushing and pushing and pushing, and you had me listening to your message

until you decided to put a guy on my daughter's swim team and then I said well now I'm going the other way, lot of 14. You just pushed too hard guys. The situation is most people feel that way. That's what it is. That's something the Democrats just didn't understand is that most people feel that way because what happened is then we had Reagan so Reagan that's when Reagan started going for the evangelical Christians conservative on social issues. That's family values, lower taxes, big business. The Democrats had the peanut farmer. We know what happened with him. They wanted... They called him the Yanni Head Farmer.

Yeah, the head farmer. And they wanted social policies, environmentalism, government intervention. They wanted to address economic inequality. Whereas Reagan was just like, fucking let's go baby. I mean Reagan blew the fucking doors off in that 1984 election. He blew the fucking doors. He won big. He won big. I mean cuz, see in red. Yeah cuz like we covered in the last episode, it was really Jimmy Carter's flop with the

hostage scandal that really did it. But make no mistake, do you think it's a quinky dink that when Reagan blew the absolute doors off in 1984, Lil' Chrissy was born? Lil' Chrissy was born right there. So then, now we're at this point where from FDR, and then from Teddy Roosevelt, FDR, and then FDR solidified it, we're kind of still there, but now it's changing. Now it's changing, because 46% of Latinos voted for Trump, 12% of blacks voted for Trump, and he won by a landslide,

and he did it by appealing to the working class. He's not anti-business, but he's appealing to the working class voters saying, I'm gonna make America great again for you I'm gonna make this into a Norman Rockwell painting and now we're gonna do the paper bad test against what it is Cuz make no mistake. I was winning the Comedy Cellar the other day and The day after the election and I walked in I saw a good friend And he walked right up to me and he said we got a big win on Tuesday And then he realized that there was an exec in the room and he said we got a big win on Tuesday and then he realized

that there was an exec in the room and he was like I didn't say that. So it's just what it is because it's just people are not being open about it. Here's why the polls, everyone thought that this was going to maybe be a landslide. The other is because people were outwardly lying because it's still a stigma. If you voted Republican it's a stigma and they didn't want to be honest about it so they would tell the pollsters we're not gonna vote that way or undecided when they were very decided and they did in the privacy of their own voting booth they they went to the right and that's

just what it is and you have to accept it and I'm we're here we're here as two people that don't have an opinion we're just the beacons of truth. That's what it is because we are the twin towers of truth. We are truth Bader Ginsburg. That's all we are is truth Bader Ginsburg. So don't try to tell us that you know what political parties we are because trust me and I can show you my text messages. I can show you our text messages at the highest level at patreon.com, so it's just your anus. You don't know nothing. Are we gonna do that? We are gonna do that.

We should do it once a year. We'll release our text for the few people who wanna pay $20,000 a month. By the way, you know people on Patreon, if you want to, you could just make a one-time payment. Like you can listen, you won't get all our episodes, but you could just fucking donate. You could just give money if you want to.

Yeah, just give money. Isn't that wild? Yeah, so here's the thing now we're at this point where I truly believe there is four parties well tell me the four I have four parties well you got the Libertarian Party so that's five yeah the Green Party you got the Dave Smith they came into and the Libertarian Party was started as an anti-war party in the 60s what it is but now Libertarians are repubs let's be honest there they claim they are but they're not they hate

What I love about libertarians is they always got an answer for everything because they hate everybody but they love everybody So they're very fun to listen to what is libertarians yet? She's yeah, they're just like yeah, but we also hate Trump But also we like Trump because he hates these people but we hate those people But we also like those people because they hate Trump so you go. What are you saying? And what do you stand for? Yeah, it sounds like a party for me Yeah, they basically just want no government, very limited government, just they want cops, and they want a stock market, and they want... I respect it.

Free market or no free market? Oh, big coffee. Big on the free market. They want laissez-faire, fucking letter rip. That's what they want. And they're peace, but also they're peace. That's what I love, is they're like, we love greed and peace.

That's what it is, cuz. So that's libertarians right there. And everybody's a libertarian. Which by the way, that's what I want, and're like, we love greed and peace. That's what it is, cuz. So that's libertarians right there. Yeah, so, and everybody's a libertarian. Which by the way, that's what I want, and you and I spoke about this, I'm at a place in my life where I just want peace. Yeah. I just wanna be at peace. Yes.

I know what it is to have fun. Should we do a moment of meditation during our show? Let's do a moment of meditation. Do it with us. Let's do a moment of, I couldn't clear my head of fucking cookies. Friendly with the present, and that's, I just want peace, okay, that's what I want.

I know what it is to live life in the fast lane, and maybe I wasn't doing drugs and alcohol, but I was gambling in other ways, and I just am happy, I wanna be at peace, I wanna be friendly with my present, and I just wanna be at peace, just make no mistake, I'm a big fan of history and Benjamin Franklin, and Benjamin Franklin did say

to one of his mistresses when she was asking him to she was saying why don't you want to go back to your country of America you've been here in France for five years fumes that's what it is and he said because she he wanted to marry her he wanted to marry and she was like how could these fumes I'd marry you yeah he goes how come you want it how come you want to marry me how come you want to marry me you know don't you want to go back to your home don't you want to go back to your home? Don't you want to go back to America?" And he said, I owe America my loyalty, not my happiness. And then make no mistake. And that was not a good move. And make no mistake, I sobered up and it's what it is

because, yeah, it's what it is because. And Yeah, it's what it is, guys. And sometimes you have a little fun. You spin the wheel. You spin the wheel once in a while. I do think it's at peace because Victor Frankel from Man's Search for Meaning, Victor Frankel, great book, wrote it while he was actively in the Holocaust. He said, the problem with these generations

now is that we are all living in peace, so we wish for war. But when you live in war and you live through war, you'll realize that all what you should hope for and what life is about is having peace. And I feel like we've had peace for so long in this country that now people are begging for war and don't do that on a personal level, don't do that on a government level, on a national level.

What you want is peace. And as Yanni has instructed me, peace at times could be a little boring. It can be, but it's better than the alternative of always having to get dopamine hits and go down this road of always gambling in many different ways on the internet with drugs, alcohol, women, life, whatever it is you may be doing,

men, whatever, just know that what you want is peace. And that's a good life. All that we're saying is give peace a okay? And that's a good life. All that we're saying is give peace a chance. And that's an original statement coming from me. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, and look, yeah, the only chance that humanity has if everyone does some internal work and deals with the universe that's inside them.

That's it. And I just don't think people are gonna do that. But that's really, we're at that stage of evolution where people need to stop looking out and pointing fingers and they gotta look in and figure out why they are the way they are, who they really are, and what subconscious motivations really drive them. What it is, when I look into your eyes,

I can see the universe in your eyes. It's what it is. And make no mistake, we're just a couple of pieces that want peace. We are pieces now. We're pieces that want peace. And Jesse's kind of a piece too. Jesse's a piece too.

Jesse's kind of a piece. His headphones are beat to shit Yeah, he doesn't get new headphones and make no mistake. I think we got the company card back Yeah, make no mistake So we're gonna start buying some things for the studio because now the wheel is he has the access to the company card I make no mistake a couple of our lucky fans are gonna get a pair of new tits Yeah, and Carvel just got a regular corporate client It's what it is cuz if the Carvel any city I come into if you have a Carvel just got a regular corporate client. It's what it is because if the Carvel, any city I come into, if you have a Carvel in the city,

MD, make no mistake, I'm hitting that Bayridge Boys LLC card. Yeah. So the four parties I would think right now are MAGA, Republicans, progressives, and Democrats. And I think they actually played a role in splitting the election because make a zero mistake about it. A lot of progressives didn't show up for the election and vote for Biden, because they were protesting him because of the Israel-Palestine conflict. And I think- Did they vote for Trump or they didn't vote at all?

And I think a lot of Republicans didn't show up for Trump because they just think he's too wild and they think he's changed the party and they hate him. And so the MAGA has really exploded the Republican Party now and is forcing the Republicans to become MAGA. So who knows what's gonna go forward? But there was definitely four parties go, four major parties aside from the Libertarian

and Green Party, which nobody cares about. Those are basically open mic'er comedy parties. That's just ego stuff. But here's an interesting thing, just so you know, the cuckiness did kind of start with Teddy Roosevelt by the way It was called the bull moose party, and this is when you say hey Trump's not the first guy to talk like this He named it the bull moose party because he said he was fit as a bull moose Yeah, yeah, so he was bragging about himself, and he said I'm fit as a bull moose

I mean and he also got shot and survived just like our poor Donny T. Just like Donny T. kept it going So he was a braggerart, he was a tough guy, he named his party after one of his brags, which is hilarious, and the party was progressive in a lot of ways because he thought the Republican Party had become too conservative and wasn't addressing issues like political corruption, social inequality, and the power of big business. So he was a little lefty. They had a strong progressive platform advocating for, check this out, political reforms and women's suffrage. Whoa. That's where we went wrong. We let these small brains into the fucking ballot box. That's where things went wrong. When they got out of the kitchen and crawled into the fucking vote booth, that's where

things got mixed up. Make no mistake, and that is who you are in general. Jesus made your skull that could only comfortably fit a woman's brain. I have a WNBA basketball head. It's what it is. You got a 28.5 ounce. That's what it is. And thank Teddy Roosevelt because he was also for labor rights and he was for the eight hour work day, which eventually happened.

And he wanted stricter regulations on corporations and minorities monopolies, which is modern-day Democratic positions, right? So they was a replay was saying it was a public He was a former Republican that thought that they got too fucking greedy greedy and so he the bull party the progressive bull party was kind of a faction of the Republicans that went off and they probably wooed a lot of Democrats as well and He and so he split a lot of people he split a lot of the parties and when he ran it was a four-way four-way race right it was four people running it was him Taft Woodrow Wilson a Democrat and then also we

forgot about the Socialist Party that didn't last long no yeah that didn't last long someone made sure that What's his name again? Bernie Sanders. No, not Bernie Sanders. He's still keeping it alive. The guy who did the blacklists. Oh, McCarthy. McCarthy made sure of that. So Eugene Debs was a Socialist and Roosevelt won 20% of the popular vote, but he didn't win. He finished second to Wilson. However, his candidacy split the Republican vote, paving the way for Wilson, the Democrat, to win the presidency, and then Wilson did

the League of Nations, which became the United Nations. That doesn't do anything, they're basically a WWE ref, and that's all they do. They just go, oh, put that chair down, Israel, don't do that, America, that's bad. That's all they are, is a WWE ref. All they do is cause traffic on First Avenue. That's all they fucking do.

It's what it is, cause, and they buy a properties in the neighborhood in Queens I live in. But it was a good idea, and unfortunately it doesn't work, but that's what we need. We need a strong United Nations, because we got nukes, we got problems, and we need that to become the central force that governs the human population, cause we're all one.

Whether you're a laser beam, whether you're a fucking Eastern Hemi, a Leeroy, a gay white like us. Whether you're a Kraut monkey, a sauce monkey, a fucking Tzatziki monkey, a diner monkey, whether you're a fucking Frisbee head. Yeah. It does.

We're all united. We're all the same, we're all united. We're all united. We're all united, and we're all Americans. We're all Americans, We're all united and we're all Americans. We're all Americans and we all need to come to... Well, not all of us. Some of us are technically Mexican. Yeah.

And they don't have papers, but they do contribute to our fucking tax system. Yes, and we all came together and we saved this nation. We did. We came and we saved it. You guys did the right thing and you're rewarded. And what you'll get rewarded for now is four more years of history hyenas. So you guys really came out, guys did the right thing and you're rewarded and what you'll get rewarded for now is four more years

Of history hyenas, so you guys really came out you did the right thing go to patreon.com History hyenas to hear this episode uncackled and un no bleeps because we did get demonetized on YouTube And that's just what it is we have to do this we have to keep our infrastructure going and now we have reached the part Of the show that people seem to love the most Where we read out the patreon names that you guys have made really really funny. We always encourage funny funny patreon names And the winner we will pick the lucky winner and we will give them the PPW the pseudo penis of the week And they will be up at history hyenas is back Dot-com with their name up there in lights and then at some point this year

We're gonna pick all the PPWs and we're gonna have a little contest with them so... And I'll say this, I'll throw this out there, when we get to 20,000 members Chrissy will take the corporate card and pay for one member's tits. That's honest to God, I'm not even messing around. If you're out there, if you're, if you're a female that wants tits or a biological male that wants tits, whatever it is, when we get to 20,000 members, I believe we're at seven or 8,000 right now, when we get to 20,000 on being dead serious, you message us and if you want tits,

we will get them for you. Cause Teddy Roosevelt- Or at least get one tit. One tit. You pay for the other, we'll go halfsies, we'll go Dutch with you on your tits. Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, and of course it's gonna be the right tit.

And Teddy Roosevelt looks like Zach Isis. Teddy Roosevelt looks like a guy who fucks serious. If- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. When he fucks, it's all business. Yeah, it's what it is, cuz. And tickles your clit with that mustache. Fumed or non-fumed. He's a kid who swibs through. 100%. By the way, everybody had fumes back then.

Alright, so we are again, we have so many Patreon members that have flooded the Patreon, which we thank you guys so much. So if you don't hear your name this week, keep listening. You will hear it soon. We're getting through these and we will catch up and we really appreciate this. Okay. So Gideon Roth, Colt 45, Ty St. Pierre, Nick Rong, Iron Sheik the Arab Squeak. What do we got there? Yeah, throw them on the list. Okay, so he's on, so we got our first one on the list. So then we got Sandra D for Donnie T. Ooh, Drexler. Drexler, Clive Drexler.

Good one, close. Okay, then we got Falcon Fedsmucker. Then we got Michael Ball's penis. Put him on the list for the laugh factor. Okay, great. Once in a while you just like one of those. Then we got Toronto Big Timer. That's a chicken figure. Ryan Fox.

Then we got Master Jubas Five Points Breakdown Dance Academy. Screwed in. Screwed in. Promoting his business. Screwed in when you promote your business. Good for you. Then we got History, Hyena Hoareore Joey Larkin Todd Paxton Grosz does Jacqueline Christine Eon Jacob Victor Nika Andy Beresford. Then we got poop scoop toot fruit

Which I think we've had we might have been around. Yeah, Joe Kubilnik Leah Dorfman straight to the back Chris Ronnie Puguerro, then we got my movers Inc your trusted Indiana moving company Screwed it screwed it screwed it Very smart when you promote your business. So go check those guys out. Jonathan Buzalgo, Elizabeth Manana, Brian Phelps, Ben Appleton, David Castro, Jeff found me a Greek girl, big fumes, dominion. You gotta put him on the list.

Greek fumes, funny, Matthew Bulgoni. Then we got Sergio Cisneros, Aidan Mike Quinn, then we got Jordan Presley aka the Poughkeepsie Stranglet. Oh no, he meant to say the Poughkeepsie Strangler, but he misspelled it. Sorry, victim of a bad read and a typo. So just, okay. But you know what, because you brought Poughkeepsie, I'll give you a nice hard Drexler. That's it. Michael Glicker, Tyler McGlurg, then we got Yanni Pseudo-Pepe 14, Chrissy Suck the Ozempis out of Father Bill, Drexler, Drexler, Strong Drexler, Fumara Harris, which we've had, Connor Mills, Steven Young, Eric Ledesma, Gurthie Squirtle, Making Mistakes 209. I like that. Chicken figure.

Chicken figure, okay. Yeah. So Ruben Magula, Brofee702, Dimitri Sarduris, Michael Johnson, Yanni can afford mortgage again thanks to closeted Chrissy. I have no mortgage, but I'm gonna give him a,

throw him on the list. Throw him on the list. Yeah. Then we got Chrissy D, I'm from Fum a throw them on the list yeah then we got Chrissy D I'm from Ari free will you marry me it's character piece nice Drexler Drexler Colby Fassett Bobby the FF chunky sauce monkey cocosa Drexler yeah Andrew Kevin John Sean McEnroe Matthew Hornby Issa Bori a white Whale Trucker. Could be screwed in. I don't know, maybe that's his trucking company.

Okay, yeah, Jeff Faff. Then we got Pasta Fagioli, Extra Gravy. Cuz. Nick. Then we got Father Bills, Communal Buck Plug. Drexler, Drexler. Okay, okay. Then we got Badra Harshi, Kevin Bohawk,

Daniel, Juan Manera Sr. Squeak Slingshot. Then we got Horace- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay? Squeak Slingshot. You like that? The visual of that is going fucking right on the list. Okay. Because a Squeak Slingshot, that may

even make it into the show's lexicon. Because I want to get my slingshot. That may even make it into the show's lexicon. Okay. Because I want to get my slingshot out and fucking put a squeak in it. And squeak. Also, Coxsnot is now in the lexicon. Yeah, wow. Then we got Horace Galore, Trump 2024. Drexler.

Okay, nice rhyme scheme. Chris Fed, Scribe24, Rigo, your white walking amigo. Mexican kid, give him a Drexler. nice big-time chiropractor to vers Walked into one we don't we can't say that but that's funny big-time chiropractor to verzi Connor Hudson then we got loud proud crowd with a short butt stout body spout Like a Drexler. Good one. Yanni makes me warm and fuzzy like a sandy muzzy

on Roba Tuzzy. Put him on the list. Here we go. Then we got Father Bill's favorite sword fighter. Drexler. Good original. John Lyons, Michael Henry. Then we got Cuzzy Wuzzy, I'm a muzzy, don't touch my fuzzy.

Okay Drex. Ricky, Corinne, I'm a muzzy, don't touch my fuzzy. Okay, Drex. Thanks. Ricky, Corinne, Christian, Kamaj, Ricardo, Phillip, then we got Tommy Gluguns for Rome, the moose toot. Drekzler, this is a strong Drexler list. Yeah, yeah. Then we got Shamar, then we got Nicholas Rizzuto, Joshua Vasquez, Noisy Jester, Zach Parrott.

Back, okay, sorry, walked into that one. That's fine, that's a Drexler because the other guy was better. Unfortunately, but it's a good one. That's what it is. Then we got Ryan Gosling's Lazy Eye. Okay, not bad. Chicken Finger. Christine Scrivener, Dodie Foot, Ashley, Nick,

Alexander Aguilar, then we got Krista Cheecher, Grab My Piece at Wrestling Practice. Drexler. Jesse Rukuko, Tomara Tarvarsian, Jerd Feeds, Anthony Camerata, Weppo, Johnny Chicken Couslet. Chicken Finger. Yep. Tyler. Well because it's so we you know. We have a name. They name restaurant. Over here. Firefly. Yeah. Named it after us. Couslet. Then we got Soul Calcutti with a smoothie, Vincom, Chris Kemmerer, Zach, Josh Ward.

Pfft. All right. We'll get two more pages. Darcy Jamison, Sam, Sage Davis, Build the Wall, and Trebuchet. OK. Jay Yost, not to be confused with Gay Toast. Strong Drexler. OK. Alex Sucker, Big Mike Sista,

Chicken Finger, Fume Broom AKA Toothbrush. Whoa. Nice, good. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, Fume Broom AKA Toothbrush. Yeah. Give him, bring out the catapult. Some of them you bring out the catapult. He's getting catapult. Right onto the list. Yeah, he's on theult, bring out the catapult. Some of them you bring out the catapult. He's getting catapulted.

Right onto the list. Yeah, he's on the squeak slingshot. Yeah, he's a contender as they say. Yep, Mack no mistake, Tony Danza. Wait, Mack no mistake, that's a chicken finger. It's good though, it's a Drexler and a chicken finger. Tony Danza Jr. Jr. Jr., Jester Jack, Shalom Bronstein, Ethan Franz, Andrew Holker, Shalom Bronstein, Ethan Frans,

Andrew Hulker, Alex Nickelbine, John Hootman, FDA approved oregano pills. That's old school polygassy shout out. That's old school, that's in the fucking archives. Yeah, you get a Drexler for that. Strong Drexlers, they're getting good. Yeah, Vaughn Angles, then we got Leroy, not like the coffee.

Kids should say he's black. These kids think he as a black kid? I'm gonna give him a strong Drexler and a chicken figure. Here we go, Michelle, Amanda K. Daza, error beats, Father Mike, no relation, sorry about the children. DREXLER! Ross Sumner, James Bedford, Christian Johnson,

Victor Valenzuela, Max Slater, Steven Mickelson, Jesus the Narrative, My Name is Herman but spelled German, S-L-O-K-S, Tuckback Carlson, Catapult Contender, Kid Buck Lava, Dr. Maloney MD, Dr. Baloney MD, sorry. Chrissy, I sold my house. Sold my house. OK. Chrissy, I sold my house at a loss because I have anxiety. OK.

It's more of a fact. It's true. Brandon Roman Cruz, Staten, Italy's finest Pignoli, Clayton Davis, Lord Soutelmort, Daniel Zambrano, Donnie Choo Choo Lick My Poo Shoot, Matthew East, $3 Bill O'Reilly, put 12 quarters up my heiny. Jesus Christ, you know where to put them.

List. Yeah, you know where to put them. Danielle, Samantha, make no mistake, I'm here for Chrissy's fumes. Drexler, crack me open and clean me out, Chrissy, comma Lydia. List. Yeah, list. Yeah.

Fuck. Yeah. They're really coming now. They're coming strong now. Marshall K. Hey Bird, Chrysler's liver, straight to the back. No, straight to the black, sorry. TBG, Tommy's glue gun, tsunami made in Islami. Okay.

Okay. Brian Kennedy, Brian Kennedy Derek Daniel Chris Baker Okay, got one more page. We're catching up folks. So keep listening because you will hear your name soon enough Yes, then we got hell more radio Steven Kiffman Luke whack Sahya John Graham Matt Pete likes it in the Buddha church Yeah, yeah, Joanna survey then we got upstate sauce monkey got a situation with the mother who's half mavery It Joanna Cervi. Then we got Upstate Sauce Monkey. Got a situation with the mother who's half-Mavri. It's what it is. My family still loves me. He put the rhyme scheme in there too. He's got to go on the list. It's not my fault that the list is heavy. I mean, it's a heavy period month.

What it is. Who's West, Tom Tierney, Dominican Desparro, Jojo Buntz, A-Rod, Tenpenny Benny, Diddy Party Squeak Off, Strong Drexler, Jake Brown, Born Celeb, Made To Be A Two, You Woke Up The Boys And Now You're Home. That's a throwback. That's probably the episode that got us demonetized on YouTube by the way. It looks like it. Ryan McCann, Benny Singh, Peter. By the way, it's funny that we got demonetized on YouTube by the way. It looks like it Ryan McCann Benny Singh by the way It's funny that we got demonetized post hominously. Yeah, like we weren't even posting and they just

Somebody looked back. I just guys are done. They just threw the AI in there and they're like what the fuck is this episode? Then we got David Matthews, Muffy Ting stud Wepa Wepa 23 Steven Bonilla, then we got the vaccine made me grease my piece WEPA WEPA 23, Steven Bonilla, then we got the vaccine made me grease my piece. Walked into one. Oh my god, that's what you call, can we please get security in here? That's security. That's our first security of the day where we don't condone that and now you are getting ushered to the back by security.

You can stay but you make no mistake you're being watched. You're being watched, we're putting you into the back. Yeah. Victoria D'Angelo, David Payton, Nate married to a Sassone monkey who wants me to be a toot and throw hands help Martin. OK. OK?

Bad read, I'm sorry. Yeah. OK, for the bad read, I'll give it a Drexler. Sassone monkey's funny. Yeah, Sassone monkey's funny. Jessica Ronan, Jean Paul Paniagua. I think he would have been better off just Sassone monkey. If he would have said Nate Sassoon Monkey,

you might have actually got on the list, potentially. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we haven't heard that one. It was good, it was good, it was Drexler. Ethan Munoz, Sean MN, this better not be a cash grab, lot of 14. Drexler. Sean Schreeder, Toots McBooz, hide your fruits.

Elise Kolek, James O'Connor, Leon Polarito, Rocky Low Temp, Bobby... Rocky Low Temp's a chicken finger. Bobby, I'm a... I like Rocky Low Temp. You like Rocky Low Temp? Yeah. Bobby, I'm a cat, don't eat me, Henson. Okay?

Okay, shout out to the Haitians. John Federer, can you repeat that, sir? Good. Okay. Okay, someone now... Oh, you just walked into one there. Oh, yeah. Security is put. Yeah. Sorry. You walked into one. Another you walked into what? Yeah. Okay. Um, Trump, pedos,

garbage patch, Island of garbage. Chickenfinger, a good one. Danny Uptowns, Amber, Bobby Lee's Fungus Toenail. Drexler, Borge, then we got too many good ones. Grab them by the cackles and then last but not least we have German-Italian Identity Crisis made me join ISIS. He goes on the list as well. Okay, alright, so here we go. So here, hold on. Let me get the list out. I gotta laugh so hard, I'm fucking... I gotta like stuff nose. Here we go. Okay.

Here's the list folks. Upstate sauce monkey got a situation with a mother who's half-mavery, it's what it is, my family still loves me. It's a goodie. It's a goodie. German-Italian identity crisis made me join ISIS. Okay that's that's that's gonna be a Drexler on this list but you did make the list. Fume broom aka toothbrush. Contender. Tuckback Carlson. Contender. $3 Bill O'Reilly put 12 quarters up my heine. That's a contender. Crack me open and clean me out Chrissy Commolydia. I'm gonna Drexler it just because of the other ones. Yeah. Squeak slingshot. It's a contender.

Yeah. Yeah. It's a contender. Keani makes me warm and fuzzy like a Sandy Muzzy on Robituzzi. That's kidding. It's a you made the list but you're getting Drexlerd. Yeah. Then we got Michael Ball's penis. Drexlerd. It's a great one though. Iron Sheik, the Arab Squeak. You're getting Drexlerd. Jeff found me a Greek big fumes. Funny, you're getting Drexlerd. Yanni can afford a mortgage again thanks to Closet of Chrissy. Funny, you're getting Drexlerd. Drexlerd. Okay, so I know it's in my heart. So I'm gonna let you guys decide because I'm going with the Squeak Slingshot.

I was gonna say, so it's really between Squeak Slingshot, Fume Broom, AKA Toothbrush, or Tuckback Carlson. Those are three, yes, those three are great, but I love the visual of the Squeak Slingshot. So Squeak's. And it's simple. But what do you guys think? I think Squeak Slingshot, I like Squeak Slingshot. Squeak Slingshot.

Down to the PPW, we. You won. You won. You won. Thank you guys. But shout out to Tuckback Carlson. Shout out to the Fume Brush. You did a good thing. Shout out. I mean on any other list.

Right. On any other list you would have been a PPW, but you just happen to be with the squeak slingshot. But it is cause, and come see us individually on the road. ChristieComedy.com. I got a bunch of dates. San Francisco, Miami, Phoenix. So go see it. Salt Lake City, I'm there tomorrow through the weekend. Shows are sold out. Madison, Wisconsin next week. Shows are almost sold out, but Phoenix,

Miami, San Francisco have a few tickets left. ChristieComedy.com and Patreon.com slash History Hyenas for all the fun. Yeah and for me, you could see me this weekend in St. Louis and then you could see me this weekend in St. Louis. And then you could see me in Portland, Maine on the 22nd and 23rd. Then you can see me in Fort Worth, Texas. I will get paid. We'll see.

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