History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - The Dirty War in Argentina | History Hyenas

Episode Date: July 16, 2026

Argentina's **Dirty War** remains one of the darkest chapters in modern history. This week on **History Hyenas**, Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas dive into the military dictatorship that ruled Argentina from 1976–1983, the thousands of *desaparecidos* ("the disappeared"), the infamous death flights, Cold War politics, and how fear became a tool of government. The Hyenas break down the history with their signature mix of laughs, outrage, and wild tangents, exploring how a nation descended into state terror—and why the legacy of the Dirty War still shapes Argentina today. 👉 Subscribe for new episodes every week and let us know what historical topic you want the Hyenas to cover next. #HistoryHyenas #Argentina #DirtyWar #HistoryPodcast #MilitaryDictatorship #ColdWar #Desaparecidos #History #YannisPappas #ChrisDistefano Support our sponsors: Take Control of Your Money and claim $10 in US Stablecoin (USA₮)! Download now at http://wallet.rumble.com/hyenas and use the code HYENAS10. Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code HYENAS at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/HYENAS #Bruntpod Protect your home from summer bugs. Go to https://pestie.com/HYENAS for 10% off your order. Go to https://quince.com/hyenas for free shipping and 365-day returns Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!: https://bit.ly/2ARdDOz HH Clips:https://bit.ly/2YaK2Z8 iTunes: https://apple.co/2UQTHCc Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fxtsc0 Hyenas Merch!!! https://store.historyhyenaspod.com Follow us Cuz! 🙆🏻‍♂️ Yannis Pappas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/yannispappas Website - https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/ 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🐕More Hyenas Website: www.historyhyenasisback.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/historyhyenas/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HistoryHyenas Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/historyhyenaspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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if you want an all in one place to get our weekly episodes and our bonus episodes, which is two episodes a week. Go join right now. What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of History Hyenas. Today we have a wild episode. We're going to be talking to you about a little dark history in Argentina, Argentina in the World Cup right now, but we're going to tell you why they're the bad guys. And when he says dark history, he doesn't mean skin color, because this is a very white history. This is the white history, and we're going to do what we can to try to keep Nick at bay, but Nick is very opinionated about Argentina, and he told us to look up certain things, and I tried to look them up, but I couldn't really focus because I was just worried. I was just

focused on him vaping, and I was focused on his cholesterol because it looks like he's off the beam. I think Nick lives off the beam. Now, when I say white history, I mean Argentina, surprisingly, I did not know this, is like 95% Euro-descendant

white. Well, it's one of those funny, fun, fun, fun, fun things where that is why the Nazis wanted to go there. I think that may be the reason why it is white because it just might all be former Nazas. Puppas Buenos Aires?

Yeah. looks like a European, I didn't realize that. Like, when you look at downtown Buenos Aires, pull up a picture of Buenos Aires, Argentina. It looks like Paris. Yeah. Like, it's not like one of these, like, South American places that, it looks so European. Yeah.

Like, like, they have old architecture. Look at that. Old architecture, beautiful. Like, to be honest, a lot of times, I know Argentina's in South America, but it feels like it's a European place. Yeah, yeah. Well, it's all Europeans who landed there in some way. Have you ever been?

No, you want to go? Babe. I want to go. I want to go. Listen, so I did a little bit of the quick and dirty on South America. It's more than, I've spent more time thinking about South America in the last 12 hours than I have in my entire life. Well, you, here's the thing is, they're all Mexicans. You really, they are.

I was going to tell you why. You really came in peeing for Argentina. And I, and it's an interesting thing because I bet your brain was happy that they were like, at least it's 12 hours not thinking about the shroud of terrific. Right. It was a way for me to get off the shrouded terrain and get obsessed with something else. And this was also a suggestion from a fan. Oh, wow.

The fan was. I don't remember who the fan was. Well, thank you. The fan was like, you know what you'll find interesting. And this fan must have been screwed in with the algorithm too because Argentina is big in the algae. Big in the algae right now. And it was called, what is it called specifically? The dirty.

It's a dirty naughty war. The dirty war. It's a dirty war. It's the dirty language. It's dirty war. Now, it was a period of political violence and state. repression in Argentina, from 1976 to 1883, Argentina. Okay, let's set the stage.

Let's set the stage. Okay. Adolf Hitler's alive in the mountains. Yeah. He's alive and well. My neighbor is from Argentina where I grew up with. What you got the problem with the other one? No, no, no, no.

No, this is not where I currently live. Where I grew up. My neighbor is from Argentina. That makes the right guy. Tito is his name. Tito and he's a great guy. What was his full name? That I don't know, but I know his name. Titoctin Heiathan Hei Totozen Heisen Vermer.

Isn't that wild? I don't know their last name. They've been my neighbors for 40 years. Yeah, well, the situation, Chris, and let's just be crystal clear about it to the people, to the fans, the people who are listening to the show, you come from a Nazi neighborhood. It's what it is, so it makes, so it should be no surprise that my neighbors from Ata-Hentina. It's not a surprise. I did not know until I met you that there was an ethnic enclave of Germans. And that place was called Ridgewood. and let me tell you something in 1930 whatever when there was an event at Madison Square Garden all the lights in Ridgefield were off because nobody was home

Ridgewood yes we're home and as we've said many many times in the show the event at Matt Square Garden to house the Nazis was catered by a bakery in Ridgewood yeah because it was it's what it is Nazis just sold out the garden the kids were moving tickets and when you went to the trade station Ridgewood it looked like a Yankee game ended except instead of Yankees outfits they had on Nazi uniforms. It's what it is. Because that was their team.

It's what it is. Guy, now look, look, Argentina, obviously, you know, we know we've spoken about, everybody knows that they tried to house Nazis, but that's not what we're going to talk about today. We're going to be talking about, I mean, Guy, look, they had some state-sponsored terrorism, okay? They had some bad things happen in their history. You know, things weren't that good and things were bad. And I think because of all the pain that the people from Adhantino

went through during those times, Jesus Christ gave them a little gift named Leonel Messi. He was born a few years after this. He gave him a little package. A very little package. The kid was supposed to be 4'7. Was he really shot up with HG8? You said that on the last episode.

Yes, this is true. So you think the chemicals and his mother prayed the midget out of him like the gay was prayed out of me? 100%. Interesting. 100%. So without HGHH, you would have been a full flare. He would have been 4-7.

He was on the path to be 4'7. He's now 5'7. So he had to take human growth hormone until he was like 16 or 17. We're going to set the stage here a little bit. I like when you set the stage guy. Are you going to put on your dancing shoes? South America. So here's the time.

We got the post-Cold War fears. Right. We got a lot of, you know, communist, kind of revolution sparking up, you know, in the 40s. It's like a domino effect of revolutions all over the world. We've got these young people who were going, you know, we love Marx, right? So Greece... Because, by the way, things were good in Argentina in the 1900s, early 1900s.

Things were really good there. It was beautiful architecture. They had a lot of money. You know, they were one of the richest countries in the beginning of the 20th century. Argentina had real money guy. They have a lot of resources there. They it's a, they have, it's a, it's a resource dense. They have lithium.

They got, they export, uh, the cattle, beef. They got so corn. Beef was big. Corn. I mean, they, they, it's a rich country. Well, they were, they were actually number one. They were the richest country, I believe in all of Europe and South America. They were number one in the early 1900s because of cattle.

And I, I think corn was the second thing, but cattle. And then when the Great Depression happened, people started, stopped, make eating as much beef and corn. They couldn't afford it. And then Argentina's plumbed. Yeah, yeah, which is, you know, which is how things flux, but, you know, they got everything. Agriculture, it's very arable land. They got copper. They got lithium now. So they're in the game. Are they, Nick, do you know their time? Are they below the equator like it's winter when it's summer here? Do you know? That's what it is? Yeah. Okay. So it's a long flight, the Buenos Aires, right?

It's like on the other side of the world. Yeah. And the south. It's a long flight for us. So, you know, you had like a Civil War in Greece in, what was it, 46, right after World War. Ward 2. So you're seeing in all these countries, right? Yugoslavia became a communist dictatorship and it united all those people that now broke up. And so this was just waves coming, right? So Argentina was actually part of a wave in South America. Right. Of sort of socialist or communist revolutions that were, you know, young people in unions. And so all the right wing, um, all the, um, all the, the right wing or, you know, center right or whatever, market driven, more market driven regimes in place had to deal with these revolutions. And these revolutions were violent.

Right. So as they normally are. They were violent. So they, and they coordinated with each other. I think the first one was Uruguay, the first one. It happened all throughout South America. Mixed people. Yeah. And so it was like a domino effect. And so then the country started working together, and they had a little code with each other where they would allow cross-border kind of detainments. Right. They were kind of working together to – they wanted to clean – they were doing a little cleaning of the commies. It's what it is. That's what they were doing.

Because you think – because, you know, it's easy to think like, oh, Latinos like communism because you think of Fidel Castro, but most of them did not. They're Catholic kids that want capitalism. Yeah, it was mixed. It was definitely mixed, but – I'll eat that second piece of banana bread guy. Yeah, like we usually have, we have our props up here. I always got my Zim, we got our Dr. F, and then we always just have a spare sweet. Yeah, we just got a spare sweet, and this is banana bread.

I've already eaten a full loaf. Yeah, it's just been a spare sweet. And I will do it again because we're going out to dinner after this. I won't take note for an answer. And we're not going to go to the Greek place that we went to two weeks ago because it smelled like cat litter. It was just gross. And I built in a nice cushion because I've told. my family that I have a doctor's appointment at 7 p.m., which is a lie.

That was a good one, though. It's at 4, and I said the doctor pushed it back to 7, so I, you know, I've just bought myself some time. That's a good one. So we had obviously Cuba in 1959 with Fidel Castro overthrows Batista. And you know, Nick just went pewing because it sounds like a wrestling match. And you have to remember, the thing they don't teach us in our schools, and it's very, you know, my education, it was always from the left. It really always, if I honestly say, it's always from like the left. We're being taught from the left point of view.

We're being taught from the left, right? Because these revolutions were violent. Right. They were violent revolutions. So, 1959, you had Fidel Castro that, we all know about that. 1960s, Venezuela, the armed forces of the natural liberation. They wage an insurgency. Simeon Bolivar, we talked about him a lot.

The 1960s hits Guatemala with the left-wing guerrillas, being fighting against the government. that led to decades of civil war. Then you had Colombia, then you had Peru, then you had Uruguay in the late 60s and early 70s. And then we get to the dirty war in the late 60s to 1976. It was a long period between the left-wing guerrilla organizations called the Montoneros, the Montoneros and the People's Revolutionary Army known as the ERP. It's the ERP, yeah, the Nicaragua Revolution, Nicaragua revolution

Nicaragua revolution Instead of three times With no slip-ups Nick Yeah that was that was 179 So that was after Argentina So it was just

Happening in every country Why and what was it Why were the Latinos They were going A little nuts down there What happened? Why did they explode? It was ideology

It was like this whole Like all they're being These multinationals Are exploiting us You know There's some truth to it Sure Inequality

Labor unions Yeah you guys Are gonna pay Full Price For these avocados Yeah Basically, it's all, you know, these people movements, populist left-wing movements. It's still happening.

We're happening in New York City. So, but these revolutions, right? So, well, we're going to talk about. Everyone always talks about the dirty war, but there was a war before the dirty war. Whoa. The war before the dirty war was... Because of not everybody talks about the dirty war. I've never talked about the dirty war or heard of it.

I like to talk about dirty dancing. Yeah. Because we're a couple of, like, uninformed stupid kids. We are the chat cheap-t-t-tits. Yes. but amongst historians and amongst people who are educated, the dirty wars are known thing. A big thing.

It's a big thing. Nick, had you heard of the dirty war before in Argentina? I mean, I heard about it, but never from school. Right. You learned about it through what? Just South America. Just South America. Yeah, and we're going to get to you because I know you have some feelings on.

And you're Uruguayan, right? I'm Uruguayan and Chilean. Right. Both countries actually right now are doing very well. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The right is doing so good.

Chile is also geographically where Argentina is. It's winter there right now, right? Yeah. Right. It takes a long time to get there. Right. It's not a fun flight. And you go from the southernmost part of Chile is where you go take a boat to Antarctica.

They're close to Antarctica. I've done that, yeah. You've been to Antarctica? Not Antarctica, but I've been like all the way like south. I've been to the edge of the world, baby. Wait, but you've been all the way to southern Chile where it's like, is it freezing down there the whole year? I don't really remember it.

I remember a boat. There was a lot of snow, but yeah. Interesting. Yeah. And which one of those is... Chile is the white one? It's mostly white or Uruguay? Uruguay's pretty white, but Argentina's like the world champions of white.

But there's one other that's mostly white, too. It's either Chile or Uruguay. Yeah, Uruguay's pretty white. Uruguay. But some of the players on the Argentinian World Cup soccer team look like indigenous... They're mixed. Mexicans. A little bit, yeah, but there's still...

The white just peaks out a lot. Uruguay has a little more like... Uruguay will have like one black guy. You know what I mean? Right. Like, Argentina won't have any. So like, I know Spain. is like the, you know, they look at themselves as like the king of the Spaniards.

Do they look down upon Argentina, people from Spain, or do they look at them as equals? I think they like Argentina because, you know, they're like Europe. Yeah. They're the most European-centric. Yeah. They look down on like Uruguay. There's been more of a movement in Spain to be like, hey, South America and Latin America should be thankful for what everything that we did for them and stuff.

Got it. It's bullshit. It's bullshit. Yeah, so Uruguay is almost 90% white too. Wow. Chile's only 30% white, but Chile's got the best, I think, economy now in South America. And what is it from? The highest GDP growth.

I think Chile's got the best. Are they selling, like, things for computers and stuff down there? Is that their industry? They, we're going to find out when we look it up. When we are in chat chippy T sluts. We're going to, yeah. Well, actually, I'm wrong. But no, I think Chile's per capita doing the best.

But obviously Brazil's a massive country. So. But Argentina is second with 688 billion GDP. Yeah. But chili per capita, I think they're doing the best. They're ranked fourth overall. They got a 407 billion nominee. Guy, we have to go to Argentina.

And I have to go to Colombia. I'm not going to let my wife stop me. I want to go see Colombia. There's history there. I want to go to Colombia. Yeah. And I want to go with the boys. So these groups, right, the Montaneros and the ERP, right, initiated the violence.

So they started carrying out bombings, assassinations, kidnappings. They were doing bank robberies. They were kidnapped bankers. They were riots, protests, they attacked the military, they attacked the police. And then that escalated the violence and then the retaliation from the government to keep order. And a lot of the population was for it just because they didn't like the disorder. Right. They just wanted law and order.

The law and order folks were kind of supported it. But then the government went by all accounts way overboard. Right. And started going a little nuts. So the early 1970s was just very turbulent in Argentina. Right. And then the military coup, there was a military coup in 1970. The president's name, by the way, his name, he only knows he was a guy.

His name was Isabel. Isabel. Isabel put on, but his guy's name was Isabel. Yeah. Yo, Isabelle, get over here. So Isabel Peron, she was a chick. Oh, she was a chick. I am sorry.

I thought it was a guy. But she was the widow of the other Peron. One. Yeah. Okay, but she, okay, so in other words, so there's your problem, right? You know, it was, that was too early to have a woman as president. Too early. Too early in the game. That's going to cause conflict. Yeah, so they overthrew her. So it was a military coup. The colonels over there just took over for stability. And, um, uh, so, but the Perone government had already begun this violent crackdown. If you're making me want a Peroni. Yeah. Yeah, good Italian beer. Do you want to get? Do you want to get a little sourced up today and have your car drive us home? That would be really good. That would have our car drive us home.

Let's get really soft. I like a daytime. Let's go to a day party. Because I want to get a little sauce with you. Let's get fucking sauced up. I'm not kidding guy. Even though, you know, I know we're going to have a bet. You want to get tilted?

I want to get an apparel spritz. So the crackdown had started and then the military takes over and that that's what we get to these right-wing death squads where they're going. around. They were known as the Argentine anti-communist alliance, which was AAA, which, you know, if you get AAA, if you got a flat on the side of the highway, you call AAA, there's a good chance that the death squad's

going to show up in Argentina. Don't call AAA in Buenos Aires. No, you don't want to call AAA in Buenos Aires. So, I don't know what you just called it, but that's good. What did I call it? I don't know, you just made a tragedy. You know, you said, you don't want to call TriplA in Venice, Vez. You just made sounds. Yeah, because I... That sounded kind of like Buenos Aires. I think I just exposed the fact that I never really, I don't really identify all these different people, but they're all different.

They're all different. They're not all Mexicans, which is surprising to me. They're not in closing all Mexicans, no. And then, by the way, the leader of the 1976 coup was General Jorge Rafael Vidal Vigella, and he sounds like a VAR ref for the World Cup. He does. I want to see him going like this. This is a paid advertisement from Rumble Wallet. Because I needed a new wallet, and so what I did is I went with our sponsor today.

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Plus, with a risk-free trial, there's no reason not to give him a shot. So the military justified this 1976 coup by claiming it was like, you know, fighting the threat or whatever. And then that's what the dirty war, that's where the dirty war really started. things started getting really, really dirty. Real filthy. Yeah, because it extended the repression from the government extended past the guerrillas to, like, students and unions,

and then it became a little bit of what you call a little McCarthyism. Right. It was like, are you in the room? Were you in the room? Were you at the UFC fight just watching? Yeah, then you're out of here. It became like that. It was sort of like affiliation, who are you?

Right. What's your reputation? Right. And so the military started illegally detaining tortured. And what year are you up to right now? Because 76 coup. Because 76 to 81 did we get to the one thing that really disturbed me is when they started stealing kids. Yeah, they started doing that.

And they called it Las Desperacitos that disappeared. They just started taking kidnap kids. Yeah, well, what they were doing is they were putting them in planes and dumping them in the ocean. So that's what they were doing. They were doing that to. Why were they doing that to them? They were doing that to all families. throwing them out of planes in the middle of the ocean?

Put them right out into the ocean so the bodies just disappear. Would they kill them first? They threw them alive into the ocean. I'm not privy to that. I'm not privy to that. I don't know if they were alive or dead, but I think they were probably alive because why would you kill them if you're going to kill them twice? This is one of these situations where I just realized I have come in my pocket.

Can the camera see it? Yeah, there's just one of those situations where I just realized at some point I came in my pocket. And it's just what it is. And it's right there and yep. And I just, it's just what it is sometimes. No, I'm a little bit of a disturbed, tilted bird. You are fucking tilted bird. And I came up my pocket and I guess weeks ago and I just put my shorts on.

Yeah. I mean, look, they probably told them they were going skydiving and then said, whoopsie, we forgot the equipment. It's what it is. That's probably how they did it. Yeah. And so it's not good. It's not good.

That they did that. And just know that whatever country you're mad at right now, every country at some point in history was bad, bad, bad. Yeah, it was really bad. It's not all the Estados Unitos. I mean, there's like thousands and thousands, like looking back historians say there's thousands and thousands and thousands of people that just disappeared. I mean, maybe up to 30,000 or something.

And then some people probably like weren't killed. They were just raised. They were babies. They don't even realize that that's not their family. Yeah, who that also happened. I'm sure it did. Yeah. Because remember when I was leaning back and I fell off the chair?

Remember when the leg of the chair? That was wild. I don't know why I was thinking about that. Yeah. And so from 76 to 81, that's where it really, it really had 300 clandestine detention centers. Victims were abducted in unmarked cars, stripped illegal rights, tortured, you know, the military drug captives through them from airplanes. The whole, they used a multi-pronged approach. Yeah, they got a little cruel with it.

And then we come into, you know, you had the fall of the junta, which was the economic collapse. Great Britain defeated them. 1982 Falcons War. And then we go on to Operation Condor, Argentina's dictatorship, partnered with basically the U.S. We just got involved. So Operation, yeah,

the U.S. was always backing all these hunters. And what is a hunter? The hunters is just a takeover from the military. Yeah, but I'm going to call people hunters today. Yeah. And so Operation Condor was this sort of

operation between all these right-wing governments in South America. So they were all cooperating with Chile, Uruguay, Brazil, Argentina. Yeah. All kind of on the same side, which some people would say the bad side. Yeah. So if somebody escaped to Brazil, you call up your guy and go, that's is, is you going on your plane or my plane? It's what it is. So that's all we need to know is which one, which planes are we using? Right. To dump these people. Right. And so they were

unfortunately tracking down across borders to, you know. Political exiles. They were trying to kill everybody. It just wasn't good. Yeah. And then the stolen babies, pregnant captives were kept alive only until they gave birth. The Hunter systematically stole estimated 500 babies born in secret prisons, illegally placing them with military families or regime sympathizes while murdering the biological mothers.

Yes. So in other words, they wanted because they wanted to raise these babies to be like warriors for them, and they got rid of the madres. They wanted to raise them as janissaries. Yeah, I don't love that. It got a little carried away, you know, but also the violence continued. So there's, you know, these are revolutionaries. These were guerrilla fighters that continued to fight.

So there was, you know, so this was a reaction. Because what if my next door neighbor this whole time is a hunter? Could be. Could be. Could be. Should I go visit my mom, ask him and say, hey, listen me. Are you a hunter? Yeah.

Yeah. It could be, right? Anytime you meet an Argentinian, you just kind of want to know what the family history is. Yeah, because it could be a junta. It could be something. And there's Jehovah's Witnesses. They're not even Catholics. So, is that Hunter?

No, that's more of a religion. Right. Right. That's some branch of Christianity that I don't know too much about it. Their junta's witnesses. I just know they like to knock on doors. Yeah, and then that's when you hit the deck. Yeah.

And they tried to convert my mom when she first moved in. And Lynn, that's the one thing Lynn will get catty about is do not try to take her away from Jesus. Don't do it. Well, the Catholicism. Do not. Right, because the Jehovah's Witnesses believe in Jesus, you know, when I was in college, the Mormons knocked on my door, and I let them in, because I was curious. I also went into a Scientology thing, and I did the audit, because I was curious. Right. Yeah, I've done them all. Can I ask you another question, too, because we talked about an incident I've had with a neighbor on the patron, so go listen to that, but let me just quickly suburban thing. I keep getting this pest company, because first of all, you know, on this show,

we only deal with Pesty. We love Pesty and used a promo code hyenas. And I'm not, I'm not talking about bugs. Right. Right. I'm talking about, I got this pest company. I forgot what they're called. But twice now, they've rang my bell and try to get me to go with their company. And the first time I allowed it, but the second time, I was going out the door, like with my kids. And they were like, hey, they have these pictures of these bugs. And they were like, you know, does this look like bugs you see on your property, blah, blah, blah. And I just said, look, I don't have the time right now. And it was a girl. She was like a 20-something-year-old girl. And she wouldn't let me go. Like my daughter's like, dad, we got to go. I had to get them to camp or whatever.

So I finally said, I said, hon, I'm sorry. I'm not shutting the door in your face, but like, I'm not doing this right now. And then she's like, well, you don't have to be a dick about it. And I was like, you rang my bell in trying to take my time when I don't have any. How am I a dick? Right? Like, what would you do in that situation if somebody's trying to ring your doorbell and sell you something? First of all, I think I understand sales tactics, but please don't ring my bell and trying to sell me something.

Yeah, there's a lot of people crossing the line where you live. What is going on? I don't know. Yeah, if somebody right, there was one time, you. yeah like the real estate people if you don't yeah i mean one time a banker rang my bell really yeah i think you were there jesse or in brooklyn this was way back in brooklyn because nobody's ringing your bell where you live now no no no but i think this was in brooklyn for business he was like ringing my bell because i wasn't responding to like that's a lot they

constantly ask you like hey invest with us invests i'm like guy i got my own guy well let me ask you a question did he have anything in common with half of Jesse. No. Interesting. No. No. Wow. He had more in common with Godfrey. Wow. That's interesting. Yeah. Yeah. And you know what? I was a little Karen.

I called Chase and I was like, what? This is not okay. Yeah. And they were like, that's not supposed to happen. Right. Yeah. You're not supposed to do that. And I had to do that because that is way over the line. Yeah, way over the line. I understand you're aggressive if you're trying to get business or whatever, but like, you know, I mean, there's a limit guy. Yeah. There's a limit guy. Don't ring my belt.

Yeah. So Argentina had experienced repeated coups. Right. They did. I like saying Argentina, but you could say Argentina. Argentina. Yeah. Argentina.

Peronial. Economic instability and intense conflict between workers, students, the armed force, and the political elite is kind of what started this whole dirty, dirty bird. Yeah. It's a dirty bird. And by the way, I just want to say mothers and grandmother. of the Plaza de Mayo in 1977, brave mothers began marching in Buenos Aires wearing white head scarves to demand the return of their missing children. The grandmothers of Plaza de Mayo later created a national genetic data bank to identify and reunite stolen babies, now adults, with their real

biological families. So good for you, grandmothers of Plaza de Mayo. And I learned that Plaza de Mayo, they had a little bit of a civil war and Argentinian citizens started bombing their own plaza. So Argentinians will throw bombs at you. Yeah, this is so crazy. This is, of very similar to like what the Ottomans did with the janissaries. It's very wild. So they took these babies and just, well, hun, they had, look, in 1985, they had the trial of the junta's. That was the first civilian court, like big crimes trial that they did since Nuremberg. Yeah. And they convicted top military leaders like General Veda. Yeah. So that, so we may not know about it that much in our country, but this is huge part of history in Argentina. And maybe that's why my neighbor

wound up next to me. That's possible. I got to ask him if he left because of the tribe of the Hunta's and it's your junta. Or you could just go over his house and ask to go to the bathroom and then sneak around the basement and see if you find it. They always keep their old souvenirs in an old tin box. Who? And if you open it. Argentinian people?

Old junta or Nazis. They always got a tin box full that they hide under the floorboards where they're just, you'll get there. It's probably his old uniform. You know, he puts him on when he gets drunk in the basement. Yeah. Remembers the glory years. Yeah. Yeah.

Stuff like that. I used to go in his basement. Yeah, you guys snoop around there. I got to take a sniff around. Yeah. Move some floorboards. See if, did you see if anything. moves. Yeah, there's any hunters down there. Yeah, that's what, you always, you ever hear those

stories about the Nazis? They always got like a box somewhere in the basement that gets uncovered. And it's just like all the, his paraphernalia. Yeah. Him with a picture of Hitler, just like, you know, just like, you know, he was an officer with Hitler. Yeah. When, I think when you were really in with Hitler, you just, you could do that one. Took a little, yeah. Yeah, I think like, I don't think you had to go all the way. Yeah, I think the full one was for people. You think like, when you're reeling with Hillary, you want, he was like, there's no need. There's no, you don't have to just give me the, yeah, you're in this circle. This was his circle. This was his circle. This was his

circle of trust. Now we got wind, but did somebody turn on a fan? Because all of a sudden, wind is going? And we started to mention, is that the ghost of the Nazis? No, I think Chris, Italia just got up from his chair. Just got up from his chair. He just farted. So it's just what it is. He just pushes the air around a little bit. Yeah, well, it's, I think you might see a suction device. It's just as a banana bread, just going through the vet. So before the dirty war, like I said, it was repeated military coups. It was really unstable. Juan Perron had been overthrown in before in 1955, and he was in exile. But his peronianism as they called it his working class kind of you know governance continued to dominate

politics and the deciding point turned um was cordobazo of may 1969 which was a huge worker and student uprising in cordoba in cordoba against the military government it was uh it wasn't like a communist revolution but it convinced many young radicals that the dictatorship was vulnerable and that mass revolt could become armed revolution. And then the Montaneros formed, and that's when they started, they were, they started bomb and shit. And they, you know, many of them came from Catholic nationalists and university backgrounds, and they believe Peron could become the symbolic leader of a socialist anti-imperious

revolution. They announced themselves dramatically in 1970 by kidnapping and executing former president general Pedro Eugino Aramburu, who they- wild, they executed their own president? An ex-president. Yeah. That's kind of nuts. Yeah. Former president, who they blame for repression after the 1955 anti-peron. Do you think that could ever happen here?

Like, could we ever lose it? They tried. I mean, remember, they tried. No, but this is like a public execution what they did in Argentina. Yeah, well, they tried to publicly execute Trump. You know, I'm talking about like this is like a, like the people just like did it like, it could happen. Overthrew him. Yeah, it could happen. If you have allies

like in the military or something, it can happen. It just feels so foreign. But I wonder if that's what it feels like in every country when it eventually happens. Yeah. I mean, what they started doing is kidnapping for ransom and political leverage. They started assassinating military police, business figures, bombings and armed robberies everywhere, attacks on barracks and police stations, political organization and universities, neighborhoods and unions. So this is what set the stage for the backlash that became the dirty war. And you never hear about that. Like it didn't happen in a vacuum, right? So the violence from the radicals, from the radicals, from the the left-wing radicals is what initiated this backlash.

Right. And so there's a constant fight, you know, between these two during this time. It's still going today, right? So, I mean, you know, we're kind of living through it, so I don't think we identify it as much. But how many attempts have there been on President Trump? Three? I think. Three assassination attempt.

One in the White House, but it was stopped by O's Perlman. Charlie Kirk was assassinated. He was assassinated publicly. And, you know, they have all been. by left wing, you know, revolutionaries. Right. For all intents and purposes. I'm not saying anything besides the facts, next. I'm just letting you know what's going on. So,

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Let me, what did you, you were, when we were outside, what did you tell us to look up? And we didn't. Yeah, I told you to look up the whitening in Argentina. So tell us about that. What is the whitening? We're not talking about people's teeth. No, yeah. This was way before 1800s and 1900s.

It was a whole wave, this whole concept to make Argentina white. They only let in European immigrants. Okay. If you were mixed-raced, you count it as white no matter what. military, any wars, black people were always sent off to the front first. So it was a very conscious effort to make Argentina as white as possible. That's why it is. That's why the Nazis possibly went there.

That's exactly why it is. Yeah. Yeah. It was called Blanckemento. Yeah. The whitening. The whitening 19th century state policy. Yeah.

And elites encourage mass European immigration while marginalizing, displacing, and statistically erasing, indigenous and Afro-Argentine populations. Oh, was the nation. natives of Argentina were they more dark-skinned? Yeah, we were all, everybody was mixed back in the day and, uh, Argentina was like, because how did Argentina become, like, did Spain conquer that too? Is that way they speak Spanish? Yeah. But before that, it just looked like indigenous people. They were just, well, mestizos. Yeah. They were all like Indian looking like Nick. Yeah, and they were like, uh, you know,

probably not a formed government or maybe they had one, I don't know. Because I know, like, in Mexico, I didn't realize. One group of people had pants on the other group people had leaves on. It's what it is. I'm not trying to explain it in an easy way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And we talked about Bolivar was the one he tried to... Yeah, he tried to say, let the guys with the pants, just figure something out. Yeah, let the guy...

Yeah, so that's interesting. Yeah, it's interesting because... Yeah, so that's no bueno. They did... So Argentina's got a assorted past. Right. They got a Splanosides mean, Nick. Fresh airs.

Because it's so high up. No, just it's nice. It's fresh air. It's beautiful. Have you been out to Arnhina? I think only on layover, but yeah. Right.

Not a lot of turbulence. So Argentina right now has not very many non-whites. Their soccer team is what they look like, basically. 90% white, like Uruguay. Oregon is 90% white. One of their best players outside Messi, isn't his last name like McAllister? Yeah, McAllister. His name's like Kevin McAllister.

That guy is wild. His last name is McAllister. Yeah, there's people with, when I first went to Chile, my cousin introduced him to his friend. He's like, oh, his name is Nicolas Salso, Nicholas Brenner. And I was like, what the, and he looked like white, German. But he's from Argentina. He's from Chile, yeah. I think they also got a lot of immigrants from the Levant, right?

So Levant. Levant is like the Middle East, right? Jess? Yeah, I mean, it's a white country. I mean, look it's a white team. They're all white. They got like a little bit of Spanish flavor, but they look like Spain. And they invented tango.

Everybody thinks Spain invented tango, but Argentina invented tango. Wow. Really? Do you know any of the history of that? That's it. Robert Duval did a movie about it where he goes to Argentina undercover as like a spy, but then he becomes like a tango dancer or something. I don't know.

Sounds like a horrific movie. Yeah. Because, I mean, what made you go peowing about the Dirty War of Argentina? Was it just because you don't want them to win the World Cup? I do want them to win the World Cup. Oh, because everybody else doesn't want to. So I think it's funny. Right.

Because if you watch a compilation of Lionel Messi goals, you're watching something. I mean, dude, go on the Internet for yourself. I mean, the guy is unbelievable. I mean, he's the same size as the ball. I mean, listen. I mean, the guy's unbelievable. Does he get favorable treatment? Probably.

But what? Did Jordan get favorable treatment? Sure. The stars, they want the stars on the field. It's good for business. It's good for the fans. I mean, I don't know what to tell you. I mean, that, you know, when that Swiss guy dove, I mean, what are you supposed to do?

And then he rolled around three times. Like, he was hurt, and then you watched the replay. Nobody touched him. Technically, he had a yellow card. So technically, you're supposed to get a yellow card for that. So that means you get a red card. And Bolo. So it's like, what are you supposed to?

to do? Are you supposed to break the rules then? Because you don't want people to say that Argentina has the advantage? I mean, what are you supposed to do? Yeah, I mean, the kid rolled around. I mean, he was a stupid move. He was in the midfield. There was no consequences for that. I don't even know why he fucking did it. And he had a yellow. Why would he risk a dive, especially with VAR? I mean, it's like, you know what I mean? It would have been a yellow on the other guy, so of course they're going to VAR and if the guy says I didn't touch him. So it was just the guy who did it just wasn't thinking. Do you think the backups for Argentina could be the best players on Team USA, most likely.

Probably, right? Yeah, I mean, it's just wild. They're just a lot better. They're really good at it. They're really, really good at it. But they have the dirty war history, and they're a little bit of a dirty team. Yeah. So after Peron is in exile,

he returns in 73. They restored elections, and then Peron's proxy, Hector Camporo, one, political prisoners were released, and Peron returned after almost 18 years in exile. So the left wing's like, we got this! Peron came back. He came back. But a revolutionary left, represented by the Montanarros and radical youth, was a hostile faction. Conservative trade union leaders were a hostile faction. Nationalists right-wing Peronists were a faction. Police and security linked anti-communists. So it wasn't all unified. Just like now, the Democratic Party is not all unified. There was infighting and there was conservative. There was a bunch of people who didn't like him.

It's the same thing. And so then we had a big... Like we said, nothing's really that different. Like we said on the Patreon, nothing's really that different than a thousand years ago. It's the same thing. It just recycles. It's like equality. People want more.

Enjoy the ride. And then it gets stagnant. Or then you go right wing and then it becomes inequality. It's like you stagnation or inequality. They're both going to happen. So then the internal war became visible at the EZEZEZIA massacre on June 20th, 1973, when right-wing Peronist Goodman fired on left-wing peronists gathered to welcome Peron home. So you had these right-wing peronists and they both loved Peron. Everyone loved Peron.

They started killing each other. They gathered to welcome Peron home. Numerous people were killed or wounded. So that's the way it started. So you knew it was going to get dirty. Let me ask you this. That's also a personality trait how we said on the Patreon that like certain bad eggs, certain bad apples just make it hard for everyone else. I've never once been Galvan are moved enough to protest for anything. Would it be better if more people were like me, or do we need balance? We need some people to go out there

and protest and start shooting people. Yeah, I think it would depend. I mean, I don't know. I just don't want to do that. I don't care. If you got slavery, I think it's good to protest, you know? Like if slavery, that was probably a good protest. That was a good protest,

but I think during the time, if I was alive during that, I still just wouldn't get up and protest. I know, I know, yeah. I just don't have the energy. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to stand out there with a sign. I don't even want to go.

to a nightclub, let alone a street park. Like, like, I just feel like, like, even in soccer, when I watch them, like, complain to the ref, it's like, what is the complaining going to do? The guy made the call already. It's not going to change anything. Right. Like, some people got to get out of their own way. It's like, what do you mean? Like, you're going to call the, you're going to negotiate with, like, the bill that you owe. It's like, you owe the money. Yeah. Just shut up. You know, I think from just an outsider's perspective, like, you know, little Alex de Tocqueville here on Argentina and all of soccer and this whole controversy. Who's Alex de Tocqueville?

Oakville was a French guy who came up to the America and he wrote about America. And because he had a little bit of an outsider status, he was able to shine the light on us in a way that we couldn't ourselves. That's right. I liked it. That's like Trevor Noah. Yeah. Yes. Exactly. Yes. Yes. Sort of like John Oliver, you know, just come over. Yeah, shine the light on me. Shut a light on me from outside. So you're not, you know, you're not blinded by some of the blind spots that you have here inside. It's like, whoa, let me notice all these things.

Because if the fact that you know who Alexis de Tateau, Tokvill is, means you are one thing and one thing, only that is G-A-Y. He wrote a very famous thing called Democracy in America. Yeah, I've never heard of it. So just to do that a little bit. Yeah, what is it? Tell me. You either got to go full-blown, we're going to get these calls, right,

or you got to get rid of the thing altogether and let that soccer culture and momentum thing just go. Get rid of the hydration breaks. Do it the way they did it, where a goal with the hand counts, whatever it is. if the ref sees it he does, if he doesn't, either go that way and keep it, like, that's how soccer is. There's a human element to it? Yeah, or go full-blown. We're like, we're going to get every call.

We're going to try to get the calls right. Right. But I... They're in a middle ground right now. They're in some sort of middle ground. Why don't they do something like where you get a challenge, like we do? Like, you can challenge a call. If you get it right, you don't lose it.

If you get it wrong, you lose it. Right. You know, so it's like, it's not so much on the refs to call the VER. It's on the team to call it because now the refs taking the fucking... I feel bad for the refs because the refs are going like... Yeah. Or they're going to get killed one day, right? Yeah.

For sure. Like, because they get so angry at these refs. Yeah. And I've watched these calls and they're accusing these refs of all this shit. And I'm going like, I'm seeing all these compilations of calls from the other team that's claiming that they got fucked. And I'm watching them get away with shit. So I'm going like, soccer is just a really hard game to ref. Right.

It's so physical. It's so violent. They bang into each other. They kick each other. You can't tell if it's intended or if the guy was going for the ball. So it's like what they should do is give both teams like three or four challenges per match. And if you feel like you want to VAR it, VAR it, so the whole world can see. And then it's like, let everything else go.

I like it. So it's like the ref decided to call back that goal on Norway, right? So then it's on him. As it turns out, Erling did push the guy with two hands and he fell. It's a foul. But he didn't call, he didn't see it. So if he didn't call it, it would have had to have been on Norway to, I think it would be better if Norway said, I mean, I'm sorry. England to challenge.

Yeah, I agree with that. That would take the pressure off the ref who already has a very difficult job. Nobody cares about the refs. Nobody cares about the refs. What about the raft? And I will say the reps for World Cup soccer are more jacked than every other ref. I mean, those guys are jacked. Yeah.

Yeah. You have to be really... You've got to get a snooze. Sometimes, I mean, a zen. You got to get a zin. And why is there only one ref on the field? I understand there's guys... There's multiple refs on the field.

No, there's only one ref on the field, and then there's sideline refs who can call fouls, and they check with each other. But it's like, can we get a little fucking American efficiency in this fucking sport? I'm done with your fucking European drama. And like, this is my perspective. And you yell about it in coffee shops and then you murder a fucking soccer player. Just can we get some fucking American efficiency here? Get the replay in.

Yeah. Let's just do it. Let's just do it. Let's just do it. Okay. What does de Tocqueville say? What did the Tocqueville say about it? What did he say about it?

By the way, Juan Peron just died. Nobody killed him. Recently? No, the guy we're talking about. Oh, just nobody killed him. That's nice. Peron took over just because he fucking died. Yeah, just that, hey, listen, the kid just died. And listen, he was a left, he was a kid who sided with the trade union establishment

and the Peronis right. What does that even mean? I don't know. He denounced the Montaneros during a rally in Plaza de Mayo and their supporters. I guess, so they hated him too. Why did they hate him? Because they figured he was not left enough. That's the thing with the left is you can never be left enough.

He can never fucking be left enough. So if my saying is to the left is you can never be left enough, so leave me out. Yeah, but also they started doing the bad stuff because she was politically weak and heavily stirred. Sometimes you just want to simplify it. That's why. Everybody knows it. Latif 14. Lot of 14.

Sometimes you want to simplify, right? Yeah. Yeah, sometimes it's just too much reading. Isabel Perrona. So she was influenced by her advisor, Jose Lopez Riga, and he was closely associated with the anti-communist alliance known as the AAA, like we said. And that that squad was connected to sectors of the police government and the Peronist right. So it was just a big mess. I mean, Argentina sounds like it was a massive mess.

And then AAA, they started assassinating left-wing politicians. They bombed offices at home. They threatened intellectuals, performers and journalists. They abducted and murdered suspected radicals. So it was just this violence and then reaction violence and then back and forth, back and forth. And a U.S. diplomat described left-wing terrorism as emerging around 1969 and right-wing counterterrorism became organized with the AAA in 1974. So it took about five years for the government to go,

all right, now we're going to see your terrorism and we're going to do worse. Yeah. It's just what it is. It's what it is. And that's just what happens, guy. And I realize that the Patreon at patreon.com slash history hyenas has probably went down a few bucks

because we have forgotten to give them a $25 episode in about four months. We've got to do that. So that's just... Can we just meet one extra day a month and do that? We're going to meet one extra day a month and start giving the $20. five's what they deserve. And we're also

going to start doing live shows again because we've just been forgetting to do that. Let's do that too. We've had summer brain and we've been sundowning and we just want to let you guys know that we are aware. Yes. And before there is another Aziza massacre on us, we will start to give, you know, we're doing really good

with the five and tens. At patreon.com slash history hyenas, you're missing a lot of content if you don't join there. Fives and tens are fully loaded. We give a lot of extra content there. It is well worth it. And $25 are worth it. We will catch up. You know, it's just what's interesting about this Peron guy, just because you're probably sitting there thinking, was he left wing, was he right wing? It's very interesting. You know,

he was like, by today's standards, he was economically left-leaning, but he was a nationalist. Right. So he was a strong Argentineatee's nationalist. Socially and politically, he was kind of authoritarian, which that's not a technical. He looks like a white guy. But he was also, he was not left enough like we joked about. He was. he attracted many left-wing supporters, but he himself was not a communist and opposed Orthodox Marxism. So they called it a big tent. So they say one reason Argentina became so divided is that Peronianism became a big tent with a lot of different factions underneath it.

So it was just inevitable that this big tent was going to percolate and just become a bug, big yeast infection. Well, he was. And then we got Nick who came to the United States. Well, Nick came to the United States. And my knee hurts. Can you feel it and see if something's wrong with it? I had to quit boxing because it started, I started having pain in my knee. Where in the front and the side? Under, on the bottom of the kneecap. On the bottom of the kneecap, that's a little thing called tendonitis. That's a little thing called tendonitis.

You're going to have to ice it. You're going to have to keep it elevator. You're going to take a couple of Advils a day for about a week. Is there a peptide I can shoot right into it? It's a little thing called BP, BPC-157. I want the fucking alphabet and the numericles and I want you to inject it right in me. I want to do it. I've been off peptides for the past six weeks, but make no mistake.

I'm going back. Well, I want to. I'm going to Ireland on Thursday, guy. For what? Because my friend's getting married out there, so I'm going to Ireland from Thursday, and I'll be back Monday. Oh, shit, I forgot I won't be here on Monday. I forgot about that.

We're going to have to meet another day this week. You know what I like? And I'm leaving Thursday, guys. Yes. So you're going to have to meet Wednesday. We're going to have to go to Bay Ridge. You know what I like about you, too, guys? Is when you come back from Ireland, you're going to come back, like, fully committed

Irish. 100,000 percent. You're going to go through an Irish phase now. Because I'm going to come back. back like a baked potato. Yeah, because you're going to go to Ireland and you're going to get into, because make zero mistake on your DNA, I think you had about 30% Irish. Big time.

Oh, yeah. So you're going to get you guys meet Wednesday. I think we're going to have to. Yeah, I don't. I can. Can you, Jesse? I got to do, Nick. I got to do fucking New Brunswick, New Jersey with fucking Vinnie the Deaf.

On Thursday? On fucking this weekend. I don't want to do it. Vinny to death is a funny thing to call him. Because he can't hear anymore, right? You can't hear anymore. And that's the good thing that you can make fun of Vinny Brand because he can't hear the podcast. Yeah, see me in New Brunswick, New Jersey at the Stress Factory this week in.

All right, guys, go to patreon.com slash history. I mean, where all the fun happens, as always, at the end of every single episode, we like to read out the names of the newest members, and we give the funniest name, the PPW, the pseudopinous of the week. So here are the newest members. Welcome to the matriarchy. Black and Chinese, call it Wei Sean Chen. Okay?

Good try. Lost fingers on the fourth, but I can still fist. Put it on the list. Put it on the list. That's good. And that is, there's a lot of truth. that. Yeah, that's very funny. John.

Because technically you can't. Yeah. Throat so loose, I eat hot dogs without chewing. There you go. There you go. Then we got Janus drops acid to open his second eye. We're going to put that on the list. There it is. Yeah. Then we got

He is Steveland. Okay. Father Bill told me no thanks. What's wrong with me? Crystal Barda. Those father bills just, they persist. They're there. Just like Hillary Clinton, she persists. Persist.

Smelly fingers. How you doing, chicken finger? Johann Cav. The one na mean at the AC dining room show. AC dining room show. I don't know. Wait, did I do a show in Atlantic City? Oh, you just recently did a couple of weeks ago.

Yeah. But it wasn't in a dining room, though. It wasn't in a dining room, maybe, though? I might have. Yeah. Maddie Van, Jake Klein-O-3. Oh, I think I know exactly who that was because I saw him afterwards in the casino. There it is.

How you doing, Guy? Wapidi Josh I think Yanni secretly only has I for Mamdani Sarah Dawn Austin Ubanks Adam Rios

Let me just say If that You know I don't want to ruin it For the next guy But I only got eye For Yani Or something like that

Instead of eyes That would be good That guy just It just ruined it With the Mondani thing Stephen Then we got The Fagonacci

Squeakwins Um Wait a second Lad of 14 Faginacci Squeakwins Yeah The Faginachi

Nazi sequins. I'm going to Drexer that because it's hard to say, but it's really good. Chrissy's Cops and Robbers' Wedding. Yeah. That's very funny. Well said. John Begley, Alex Velazquez, dancing quiff, feel the heat as she squats over me. Instead of a dancing queen. Yeah. Drexleret. Okay. Yeah, almost. Mark, Jenny Larkin, Sean Johnson, Dutch Leroy Latter 14 Wops, whoops Chris Italia's toilet seat

Steel Reefourced Chicken finger It's too inside But chicken finger It's too inside though Mark Bill the Walberg Put him on the list

That's what it is Yeah put him on the list It's where you go Jake Clark Joaquin Rodriguez Mark Barone, Jessica Longo, David Berlin, Brendan, Billy Gibson, got the vasectomy after the fourth abortion. Put it on the list. That's what it is.

Carol, Daniel Diaz, Tim Ingram, KPs meets, you can beat my meat, but you can't beat my prices. Okay. Wait, say it again? KPs meets. You can beat my meat, but you can't beat my prices. Kids probably going for the list and also screwed in at the same time. There it is. So we've actually never had that where a kid was like, I'm going to promote my shit.

Right. And I'm also going to go for it. Yeah. So good for you. Good for you. K.P. Meets. Nor near fitness screwed in so tight. I smell gas.

Yeah. So what is it? Nor near fitness. Maybe she screwed into and she went for it. There it is. Two back to back that went for it. Angel de Leon. Tom Colomari.

Ian Gurney. Colton, Scott Everman. Gabe Luckman. Hi. Hi. Aldafal Quazada. Richard Gears, Hamsters, Eat Ass, Vincenzo,

Nancy Pelosi's mud flaps. And also, shout out to all the straight to the backs. We appreciate you too. Love you guys. Tamer Bishop. You're just here for the content in all business. We like it. Big Mike is going to make Josh choke it.

Okay. Sass. Havan Framer, Aaron V. Theron, Michael Cloward, Krypton, Stannick. Zulron Mom Jihadi. Way some of my friends definitely say that. Hey, Foole-Lis, I never heard it.

C.B. Swish, she took the kids, but at least they have step-siblings now. Call me pluribus. Emerson, we'll eat your ass, but then call you... You fight. Wayes-on-che-Ain. Okay. Dregsler. Flushing Park Santa.

Call me five-cent rebate. Okay. His story is 69. having Leroy Ticks in movie theaters and buses Okay, Mateo, Mamdrani Brasco, Ben Gladding Vegan from El Paso Call me the Lone Star Whoa

Whoopsie He's talking about himself, though Here for a good time and a long time I'm on peptides I like it I'm a Drexler, yeah We're gonna get Yanni on Peppies Anna Brunk Z-D-O

Jack Bush Grown man, but my toddler Leroy Stepson has a bigger piece. Okay. Drexler. Chrissy's Blue Chew makes him shoot the glue goo. Dylan Kimes, Nick D. Call me Mary Poppins because I like to be surrounded by chimney sweepers. Put him on the list.

There it is. Yep. It's a very good name for you. Aaron Brown, looking in the fridge for emotional support. Okay. Marco Holo. Maga now... Chicken finger.

Okay. Maga now means... Miami acquires Janice Anton Kumpu. Anto. You know? Yeah, he's on the heat now. Looney fumes. Looney fumes chicken finger.

Rafflesberger didn't do it. Chicken finger. My tiny peen fits nice tucked back in my polka dot bikine. Okay. Went for it. Cracken trannies, call it loophole's drag race. I like it, Drexler. What it is?

Yeah. Branch manager at Banco Popular ate some tanko chokular. then took an Adolf Schittler on my chest. Kid had a... Fuck you're a jiu-Rogan, you're still a squeak. Okay. Thomas Weinkin. Ivan the squeak.

Fumario Lopez. Chrissy Method knee de Stefano. Chrissy where? Method knee de Stefano. I don't know. Alberto Medina. Janice is pregnant couch. That's very funny.

Yeah. It's just what it is. It's inside, but what do we do with that? It's very funny. Because you put it on the list. Just jerking off on the couch. I mean, just honor it. I don't think it's going to win, but honor it.

Dehan, Hanna, David, call my piece boogie because it's always with a hoodie. Okay? Cam Howell. I like that. Yeah, circumcised. Circumcised. Uncumcised. Yeah, Drexler.

Two scoops for the toots. Mm-hmm. Arrow Vision allowing her to read NDAs with precision. Ladd 14. Okay. So here's the deal. That's the best one. Right.

So what do we do? But it's not going to win. We can't. We can't. We can't. But I just want to honor you. So we'll put it in the walk. And say your creativity is, is, it's the best one.

It's the best one. It's the finest one. Unfortunately, because then we would be legally liable. We cannot do that. But well done. Aboriginal werewolf, call me mandingo. Dan, Venety is reading comprehension, has fumes. Hey, how you doing?

My name's Steven Cross. And I'm here for the content. Thank you. Michael Florino. And then last but not least, Jesse's, hollowed out tangerine. Chicken finger. Can we just one more time?

What was it? Arrow Vision allowing her to read NDAs with procedure. Just so you know you're what they called the de facto winner. But we can't. We can't. We can't put you up in lights. Okay, so here's the list. Lost fingers on the fourth, but I can still fist.

That guy's sticking around. Yanni drops acid to open his second eye. He's sticking around. Mark Bill DeWalberg. Sticking around. Got the vasectomy after the fourth abortion. We're going to directs with that guy. Thanks for playing.

Zoran Mom Jihadi. We're keeping that guy. Okay. Call me Mary Poppins because I like to be surrounded by chimney sweepers. We're going to Drex for that. Okay. Yannis is pregnant couch. What do we do with that?

It's funny, but it's like, is it inside? I mean, does it go up in lights? I don't know if it's good enough to beat these. Yeah, but it's not bad. Okay, so we'll get that out of here. All right, so here are the four. We got lost fingers on the fourth But I Can Still Fist

Yanni drops Asset to open his second eye Mark Bill DeWalberg Or Zohran Mamjahdi Okay Tuffy What was the first one again? Lost fingers on the fourth But I can still fist Which is interesting

Because if you lost It means probably better actually We're going to Drexler him since the fourth pass But we're going to honor you And say any other day Yanni drops acid to open his second eye. That's funny. We got to keep that around. Okay. Yeah. Mark Bill DeWalberg.

Too simple for this list. Right. We're going to, it's a chicken finger. So then it's between Yanni drops acid to open his second eye or Zoran Mom Jahadi. Now, Zoran Mahjahmi, is that like a common thing that I just never heard? I never heard it. And to me, it just sounds like, it made me laugh because it's like guys from Queens don't know how to say Mom Dani, so they just call Mom Jahadi. Is that the winner? It feels like it. What do you guys think? It got the biggest reaction at it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That seems like that. Yeah. Nick? Yeah. Wow.

Even Nick is saying it and he votes for Zoron. I know. But I think that's funnier than... Okay. Yeah, I think that's the winner. So congratulations. Go to History Hyenas is back.com to see your neighbor of my lights. Zoran Mom Jihadi.

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