History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - The Jewish general that started the Israel Palestine conflict

Starting point is 00:00:00 their enemies, the Philistines, they got rid of them, and then we just jumped to when the Romans jump into the picture, because we are the history hyenas, we're not really detailed, so the Romans show up, the Romans come into the picture, and they're like the Americans for you. Yes. They're like the Americans.

Starting point is 00:00:13 The good guys. They're the... Ha! Way song she ain't. Yeah! Yeah! The good guys. So the good guys show up.

Starting point is 00:00:20 Ha! Ha! I'm sorry. Hello, everyone. Welcome to another episode of History Hyenas. Today we are going to be getting right to the heart of what the complicated issue is in Palestine or Israel, depending on what you want to call it, Judea, whatever you want to call it. I'm sitting here with someone who was forced to learn Jewish history and it made his hair change back into the Christopher Reeves curl. And he got a little nauseous and had to go to the bathroom, but we got the Jewish history

Starting point is 00:01:22 in him. Your genes were resisting. They were resisting and make no mistake, today we're going to be talking about Israel versus Palestine, where it all started, the first Roman expulsion of the Jews, and a man known as Bar Kokhba, and I'm just going to call myself Chrissy Kokhba for this. And with me is Janis, the Palestinian popper. We're here. This is a very fascinating... It's wild. Oh, it's such a fascinating tale. Yeah, you guys wanted history? Well now you're going to get it today.

Starting point is 00:01:49 So you better not complain at the end of this episode too. I'm getting a little sick and tired of our history hyena fans complaining. Okay, mom and dad are back together, so you shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up and why are you still reading the comments? Yeah, I just read a couple on Reddit. Oh, okay. Yeah. What are you doing on fucking Reddit? Cause they just email me. Cause that's like being a Jew and going into a Palestinian neighborhood.

Starting point is 00:02:12 That's a bad neighborhood for a Jew. Bad neighborhood. Can't do it. Yeah. It's tough. Can't do it. It's tough. It's like crossing over from the West bank without the proper papers. It's what it is. Not good. Yeah. We got a little bit of a quagmire of a situation over there. It's not good. And we grew up around Jews because we were in New York, but you didn't meet one until your teenage years because you were in German Ridgewood Queens. That's what it is. I didn't meet a Jewish person until I met my friend Dana when I was 24 years old because I was insulated inside the safety of Catholicism where there's

Starting point is 00:02:41 just not a Holy land to fight over. Yeah, there's not. And the thing is, and if you start to run your mouth a little bit, as a Catholic, the positive thing is, see, we don't get, here's the thing, we don't, Israel and Palestine, they don't have any fail-safes, they don't have any ways to stop running their mouths. They can just keep fighting and fighting and fighting and cause war. In Catholicism, what happens is you start to get a little mouthy and then you find a priest, you just get plugged. So, yeah, they plug it up. It's a pacifier. It's called a Catholic pacifier. Exactly. People look at it as a negative, but we don't have war because we got a little Father Bill penis in the mouth. Yeah. So basically, the pacifiers that were made now in China and made out of rubber are, they're actually were made out because of the... It's what it is

Starting point is 00:03:30 the first... It's what it is and we are immediately demonetized. Immediately. Immediately demonetizing the first. So what we're going to do here is Jesse is going to do a little editing magic. He's going to put this part that was at the beginning at the end because the algorithm people only listen to the first five. Or you know what happens? A lot of times when we talk, the real hyenas show up and they just start cackling. That's what it is. That's just a gaggle of hyenas show up and they just start cackling over our words and that's just what happens.

Starting point is 00:03:57 That's what it is. And if you want to hear what we actually said where we are going absolutely wild off the rails, then you know you got to go to patreon.com slash history hyenas. That's the only place where we can really be us. Yes. Cause there was one instance in history where the Jews did have a kingdom, right? Had a kingdom in what was called Judea. I still think they have one today. It's in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

Starting point is 00:04:19 It's there. They got that one and they, they securely have, um, something called Israel. Israel. They have that, but they constantly got to have the guns up. It's not a relaxing time. They can't just chill. CBD is not going to make them relax. It doesn't even work in Israel because constantly you're going to hear sirens and there's rockets coming at you. And Rocketman is just, that song is just happening in Israel all

Starting point is 00:04:45 the time. Yes, yeah, to them, Rocketman to us is Elton John, but to them it's Benjamin Netanyahu. That's what it is. That's what it is. It's Rocketman. Yeah. So where did it all start? How did this all happen?

Starting point is 00:04:57 I mean, it starts, you know, much like, much like... Take us through it. Yeah, you got the Talmud and you got the Bible. The Talmud is the Jewish Bible. No, that is the Torah. Then you got the... Is the Talmud like the US Constitution? No, the Talmud is oral, rabbinic traditions, you know.

Starting point is 00:05:21 It's not a reliable source for... Is it like the Ten Commandments? Sort of like that. Okay, you gotta equate everything Yanni's gonna explain Israel Palestine to myself and the audience here But you're gonna have to equate everything for me to either Catholicism or the United States That's it because I don't understand anything outside of that. Okay Well, there's one boo-boo in the Talmud that I was not familiar with but it has no historical Significance and you have to remember it was during the context of when the Christians and the Jews were kind of doing a lot of fighting because Christianity had cut off,

Starting point is 00:05:51 but they, according to the Talmud, some very religious Jews who created the Talmud think that Jesus right now is swimming in his own excrement in hell. And it's just what it is that his mother was a whore. That's what some people say. That It's how it goes. I wasn't aware that this was a real thing Here's what it's just true if we could just get a live camera into st Mathias right now a candle was just lit by the hand of Linda Stefano She just lit one and your face is on that candle She just lit one for you So my advice a Jews like Netanyahu should just get on air and be like I know a lot of you be on the internet

Starting point is 00:06:23 And you researched what's in the Talmud? We don't believe that because most Jews obviously don't believe that but it is something that's a boo-boo That's in there a boo-boo if you love Jesus, right? Which is on you. You have tattoos of it I mean, yeah, I do love Jesus. I mean I got the cross on my arm Yeah, so I'm not trying to rally you up but you know that just shows that there was a lot of infighting between religions, right? I think that's mostly what you know, that just shows that there was a lot of in-fighting between religions, right? I think that's mostly what you take from that. But the Jews, they come out of Egypt, right? They come out of Egypt where they were slaves.

Starting point is 00:06:50 They come out of Egypt and they come to an area at the time that really had no name, but there was some people called Canaanites there and Philistines there. The Jews fight them. So Canaanites and Philistines, hold on, Canaanites and Philistines are like native Egyptians? They're like Native Americans. they don't really exist anymore. Got it. Hit the Weishakshi button. So they were people that would just kind of take...

Starting point is 00:07:13 So Canaanites and Philistines are kind of like the Native Americans of Egypt. Right. Because here's the thing, any time... I don't know what Egypt has to do with this, but yeah. Because I can only equate it to American history. So whatever you're a native, whatever country you're in, you would be like the Native Americans of Germany, the Native Americans of Greece. Everyone's a Native American, but you don't have to be an American.

Starting point is 00:07:32 Right, so you're a Native American, right? That's what it is. Native Americans of what ended up becoming Judea. Got it. Or the Kingdom of David. Got it. Right, or whatever. So the Jews come there, they fight the Philistines, right?

Starting point is 00:07:44 They fight the Canaanites, they interbreed with the Canaanites, whatever. There's people there. The Jews get there and they found a kingdom. They found a kingdom. What year are we talking? We're talking way back. Way before J.C. I can't remember numbers. Yeah. Even when the tip comes from a tip, I just pass it to my wife to do the math.

Starting point is 00:08:02 Just do 30 percent, huh? Yeah. We're talking about way before Jesus. Way before Jesus. That you can understand. That I can understand, yeah. Oh, Jesus I can understand. I'm talking way, way, way before Jesus. Okay, great.

Starting point is 00:08:11 Jesus, he's not around yet, okay? Me and you were not around yet. So then they're there, and they're Jews, and they start doing what Jews do, right? They dance, they throw on Frisbees, whatever it is. They eat latkes. Right. They separate the meats from the cheeses. Yes. And most importantly, they start cutting the hoods off of penises.es, whatever it is. They eat latkes. Right. They separate the meats from the cheeses.

Starting point is 00:08:25 Yes. And most importantly, they start cutting the hoods off the penis. That's what it is. Yeah. So they invented that, the circumcision. They invented that. They really did, the circumcision. And they didn't really care about the chafing of the nerves there because Jews, they don't

Starting point is 00:08:39 care. It's just for reproduction. And then the woman just takes their balls off anyway. So they don't really care about the penis because the woman just fucking beats them down So a circumcision then they knew back then that it was there was the point of it was to desensitize the peepee a little No, I'm just making a joke. Yeah. Yeah, I'm making a joke Yeah, they did it be for sanitary reasons got the same reason why they separated the meats and cheeses because back then You don't want the meat to get infected or whatever.

Starting point is 00:09:06 So then they make it a religious thing, but really it was about sanitation. And at the time it was a wise thing to do. And the Jews, they're just, their brains are just as big and the penis is not so big. It's just what it is. Same thing with the Chinese, you notice, like when the blood goes to the brain,

Starting point is 00:09:21 the penis gets smaller. It's what it is. Right, and I don't want you to infer the opposite of that if you're racist and listening to this. You can't have it all. You can't have it all. Yeah. You can't have it all.

Starting point is 00:09:30 And this is all jokes, there's no scientific study to prove that, but listen, if I say it on Joe Rogan, there's a possibility it's true. What it is. Yeah. So, because we're not in that era of like, what studies support anything.

Starting point is 00:09:42 Yeah. So they have their kingdom, right? They have their kingdom. They finally get the kingdom. They beat the philistines. They beat the fucking canadines They interbreed then they're there and then they they create a temple there They get their temple and they all go to the temple and they worship. It's their holy land. Whatever then Um, the romans come into the picture romans are the big guy a whole bunch of stuff No But the rome but but this is important because now the Jews are kind of living with

Starting point is 00:10:07 no enemy in modern day Israel for years. Right, they beat their enemies, the Philistines, they got rid of them and then we just jumped to when the Romans jump into the picture, because we are the history hyenas, we're not really detailed. So the Romans show up, the Romans come into the picture and they're like the Americans for you. Yes. They're like the Americans for you yes they're like the Americans the good guys good guy so the good guys show up so yeah and we're still before Jesus right

Starting point is 00:10:38 we're still before Jesus the big guy yeah so the guys yeah if you want to call them that they're, they're, they start running stuff where a big war machine, they're doing stuff. They conquer everything. They conquer Greece. They take a lot of Greek ideas and they just make it better. It's what it is. But they conquered them. They conquer every, they conquered North Africa and they conquer all the way over there. And the Jews are there and they're living.

Starting point is 00:11:04 And now they they gotta live under Romans because the Romans just took it. There wasn't even really a fight the Romans. They just take stuff. They take everybody They just at this point were just the Romans got stuff. We're just taking it Yeah, and the jews just love being jewish. Is that the best way we can say it? Like once you're in I don't know what it is because i'm not jewish But it's sort of like, you know, they just love it. They really identify with being Jews. There's gotta be some fucking amenities

Starting point is 00:11:28 that they don't tell us about. Right. Because they also keep it secret, they don't want you in. Right. They don't want you in. Very difficult to become a Jew. So they gotta have, yeah, I don't know, I mean. Can you convert? Amari Stoudamire, dude, I think you technically can.

Starting point is 00:11:42 Yeah, I think you technically can. Not easy, but you can. But you can. You have to rip somebody off in a business deal and cut a line on Broadway. What do you got to do? You got to become a slumlord. I think you got to be a landlord in a black neighborhood. But you, but...

Starting point is 00:12:00 But you, Jesse, because your mother was Jewish, you're born Jewish. That's what they say. That's what you say, just like if you're born, you know, legally if you get born in the confines of the United States, you're a U.S. baby. I'll tell you the type of Jew Jesse is. Jesse's got an Italian father, so he hasn't really identified with the Jew until you get older.

Starting point is 00:12:21 Got it. He's one of those that when he gets older and all of a sudden he starts learning a little more about Israel, he starts you know because that's what the mothers just it just get in there. Yeah. The Jewish mothers they just they get a grip. I've been I grew up around so many Jews. Right. My mom's best friend was a Jew and I tell you I just saw it with my own eyes. I saw it with my own eyes at Christmas parties. I mean this guy could not have been a bigger defense attorney. Right.

Starting point is 00:12:45 Okay? Now, Colin Quinn married his daughter. Yes. Okay? So, he married his daughter. So, if they ever watch this, she's probably not going to be happy about what I'm saying, but she won't be able to dispute it because she lived it. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:12:55 I mean, this guy could not have been a bigger defense attorney. Right. Defending drug dealers, mafia bosses, Cuban drug suppliers. Just crushing it. I mean, these guys were dangerous guys. Okay? They loved him. When I went to the funeral that actually Colin was in, it was like a speech from this girl's bar, his ex-wives.

Starting point is 00:13:12 The people that spoke, one guy had like a nail put it there, he was like from like Colombia, he was like, listen, I really love Stanley. He was like, these were criminals. So this guy was dealing with arch criminals. Then he would be around his wife and his wife would just say, Stanley, put that down. You're fat. You can't eat that. Yeah. Stanley shut up. You're making no sense. Right. Stanley, you're talking too long. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:13:33 Stop talking. And he would sit there like this meek eunuch. Right. And just fucking take it. Yeah. And during the day he would boss around these goddamn criminals. I mean, this is just, it's a matriarchal society where the mom just fucking crushes you with guilt. Yeah. Just gets you going. It's what it is. I don't know what it is. It's tiger mom for Jews so I think it's more like a fucking matzah ball mom. Yeah. They really I don't know what a Jewish animal is but it would complain a lot. Yeah. Which one in the animal kingdoms fucking complain? Yeah. And that's why they didn't take Greenland because it's fucking too hot. It was too cold. Too cold. Yeah. So

Starting point is 00:14:06 We got off on a tangent that should have been Wei Zhongxing. It's probably all on Patreon.com It's probably all on Patreon.com slash history hyenas right now, but that's okay. That's okay. It's okay So they get there they get there and then and then they start being like Wei Jewish, right? So they're up there and they're like we're Jews we're Jews and the Romans are like yeah, but you're Roman subjects We're gonna be taking a lot of taxes. Yes. We're going to be fucking you the way we fuck everybody else. You got to stop circumcising people.

Starting point is 00:14:30 That was a big thing. They thought that was barbaric. Okay, we're not there yet. Yeah, they let them, but they're going like, we just need your money. Then you got Roman viceroy over there. They start robbing money, for example. There's some bad ones, some good ones. The Jews don't like it.

Starting point is 00:14:43 Right? And the Jews eventually get, we don't like this. They go, they have a meeting, you know, they all have secret meetings. Right. Right. And they have this secret meeting and they go, we got to do something about these Italians, which is one of the best lines from Sopranos, when he goes, you see, we're still around and where's Rome?

Starting point is 00:14:59 It's one of the best lines. You remember Sopranos? No. He's trying to extort the Hasidic Jewish motel owner and the guy's just taking a beating and they're going and Sills going like, I don't know what to do with these people. They don't fucking give in. Yeah. Like, cause they have their religion and stuff. And so he says to Tony, the guy asks, he's

Starting point is 00:15:15 like beaten down on the floor. He's like, you'll never take our spirit. The Romans tried to do it. Everyone tried to do it. Germans and we're still here. Where's Rome? Where are the Romans? And Tony Soprano goes, you're looking at him asshole It's the great As they're beaten and then they kill him. Yeah, but anyway, so then so then the Jews go we got the revolt We can take these guys right big boo-boo big mistake big mistake. Yeah, that's like going against the United States Yeah, you made a mistake you had the revolt which I understand in theory seems like a good idea, but then too many people die and you get crushed. Yeah, so they try the first one, so we go all the way to the first Jewish-Roman War,

Starting point is 00:15:52 which is 66. That's where we start the story. I gave you a little context, but you know what? Yeah, if you have any complaints, go into the comments. Right. And I assume you're Jewish. So right, and we're still, by the way, we're still before Christ, so we're still what I like to call, we're not in the safe zone yet. We're not in the safe zone. Once Jesus, once you start to see whatever number A, D, just know you're in the safe zone, you have been saved by Christ. Yeah. And before that you weren't saved. You weren't saved in this whole era, I guess was run by the devil then. That's what it was. It's what it was. You're just not in the safe zone. You're not in the safe zone. So the first

Starting point is 00:16:22 war starts 66 CE, which is after Christ. So Christ was crucified, whatever, blah, blah, blah. No, CE, isn't that before? Oh, that's before? CE used to be BC, but now they changed it to CE. Oh wait, so this all happened before Jesus? This is before Jesus. Oh, because it was BCE would be before.

Starting point is 00:16:40 Right, before Christ. Are you sure? CE, why did they change from CE to BC? From BC to CE? So it's AD is after Christ. Yeah. Okay, so this is before Jesus. Let me find out what does it mean? What does CE mean? So while you're looking that up, I'll just say that was the first revolt. That's when the first revolt happened, when the Jews said we've had enough, we're rising up our arms and you know. Oh no, CE is AD.

Starting point is 00:17:08 Yannis is right. CE is A because BC, it's Common Era. Don't ever question the Greeks. Common Era and then the other one is BC before Common Era. Yes. So you can't, and that's how you know Jesse's not Jewish because he's stupid. Yeah. If he was Jewish, he would have a bigger brain. Yeah. Yeah. Jesse's life and, and, um, and also, uh,

Starting point is 00:17:32 uh, Louie Katz's career is evidence that the Jews don't run everything. That's just, you know, you just got to see a mediocre Jew and you realize, Oh, they're just like us. Yeah. That's the problem. They think they're all fucking crushed today. I mean go fucking Jesse's apartments, some size of're just like us. Yeah. That's the problem. They think they're all fucking crushed today. I mean, go fucking Jesse's apartment some size of my closet. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:17:49 All right. Yeah. But that could be because you're half Italian. You could have that. You know? Like, if you're full Jew, maybe you'd be running a fucking corporation. Right.

Starting point is 00:17:59 And maybe the Italian is like, I want to live in a basement, ma. No, dude, I got the best life. I don't care what you say. You do have a great life. You do. You do. You have the least stress of all of us. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. Okay. So the Jews show up and this happened because like I said, the taxes, Romans were brutal. They were brutal with everybody. Right. Right. So the brutal religious tensions, the religious tension is the one that really,

Starting point is 00:18:23 the Jews are fucking just wannabe Jewish. And it ended, this is where the temple, the Holy Temple, the second temple was destroyed. So this is making the Jews angry. Now the Jews are angry. You knocked down my house. Yeah, and then Masada is the famous thing. A bunch of Jews ran up there

Starting point is 00:18:41 and they fought off the Romans for a while. Wait, no, what was it? I don't know about it. Masada, it's a big fucking fortress up there. In Israel? In Israel now. Okay. And I've actually walked it.

Starting point is 00:18:50 You went there? Yeah, so a lot of Jews will walk up it to kind of commemorate and they were able to survive up there but then they were killed. So this is where the name Masad comes from. The Masad, is it from that? Could be, but I don't know that. But I don't think so because Masada is M-O-S-S-A-D. And what's this? Masada is M- S S A D. And what's this? Masada is M A S S A D A. Yeah. So the Masada though, it was the temple you're saying?

Starting point is 00:19:12 Masada, no, Masada was like a fortress. The fortress. They fortified themselves and they were shooting at the Romans. Did you, and what, and this is, this is a, what? What year? This is the first revolt. Okay, got it. The first revolt, this is how it ended with Masada, and they were able, they did like a Spartan 300 thing, where they were able to take some Romans out, but they was-

Starting point is 00:19:32 They all got killed. It was what you call a pirate victory. Got it. They all got killed. Yeah, it was just, yeah. It was like, remember the Alamo. Yeah. So right.

Starting point is 00:19:41 Exactly. Exactly. This was just got to make it American. Yeah, this is the Jewish Alamo. This is the Jewish. These are the Jewish Alamo's. Okay. Yeah. Jewish Davey Crockett. Yeah. Jewish David. His name was David. Is there a more overrated fucking historical site to visit than the Alamo? Yeah. Just a rock wall. It's empty in there. It's empty in there.

Starting point is 00:20:00 And then you just go across streets of Ripley's believe it or not. And you have a good time. That's what what it is when you go to San Antonio. Yeah. San Antonio is brutal. Yeah. Yeah. But I like that Riverwalk. You do? You like it?

Starting point is 00:20:09 What are the sights? You get to look at a best Western sign. I like, yeah, but I kind of- People pee in that thing. I like walking. Yeah. And there's human shit on the streets, but I- Yeah.

Starting point is 00:20:17 So then we go to the second revolt, right? Which was called the Ketos War. It was a smaller revolt. And it was basically Jewish communities around the diaspora outside of Jude, quote unquote, Judea across the Roman Empire. This is sort of a religious nationalist movement where they're just like, we're rising up against this taxation against the Roman Empire. We're a hundred years after Jesus right now.

Starting point is 00:20:40 Yeah. It happened in North Africa, Cyprus, Crete. There was some Jews there, Mesopotamia. So little kind of Jewish uprisings, but nothing really big yet. No, nothing big yet. Kind of little sparks. Yeah, and this was another mistake. It was again brutally repressed by the Romans. Right. But they're feisty.

Starting point is 00:20:55 They're feisty. The way to call the Jews back then is they're fucking frisky. They're frisky. They're frisky. If you're a Roman, you're going, you're sitting there, you're drinking your wine, you're having your eunuch blow you, and you're going these frisky fucking You didn't get these frisky frisbees. Yeah The frisky friends these are being frisky again, yeah, it's what it is and but but you respect that there's a nature

Starting point is 00:21:18 There's a there's a kind of um like aggression that they have there There's a will to fight and stand up for Judaism. You gotta respect that. The kids will fight. You gotta respect like, yeah, how much chutzpah. They had a lot of chutzpah. The kids do have chutzpah. They have chutzpah.

Starting point is 00:21:34 Yeah. Yeah. So then the big one, and the one we're focusing on, and the one that really mattered happened, which set the course of fucking global history. This is it. Is a fucking guy named Bar Kokhba. Bar Kokhba. How do you pronounce it? Bar Kokhba. This guy was a fucking religious zealot and

Starting point is 00:21:54 he was also a badass. Bar Kokhba, he is kind of like in, if you compare it to American history, in a way not like a George Washington. More like a Yorgos Kyrgakakis. He's like a Yorgos Kyrgakakis, who we did an episode on, who was a Greek warrior, like our American warrior who like fought against the mighty British. I guess it would be like a, like a, like a George Washington, like a fighter like that. Like the founding fathers, like a guy who just fought back against the Brits. Yeah. Like the founding fathers, like a guy who just fought back against the Brits. Yeah, the only difference was George Washington won and Yorgos Gerasikakis won and fucking

Starting point is 00:22:29 Bar Koppka lost bad. He didn't win. He didn't win and it was a bad loss. It's yeah. Sometimes you got to calculate like, do we got a chance? They thought they had a chance. Well they initially, right? They initially were winning.

Starting point is 00:22:44 They were doing good. They were winning. They recapped Jerusalem and the Getin' Judea back. Yeah, so he was a zealot. Now, people go, where? Now, here's where you get a little HHFOD. Let's do it. A little history, hyena fact of the day. People go, where does the word zealot come from? Right? Where did that start? And a lot of people go, oh, it probably started with trans Nazis. Right. No. No. Probably go and start with Christian fundamentalists. No. No. Probably started with Christian fundamentalists. No. No. The word zealot comes from a group of Jews who were fervently religious and did not want no thing messing with their Jew. No thing. They wanted no thing messing with their Jew. So they

Starting point is 00:23:19 were, so when you hear someone was a zealot, there was actually a sect of Judaism all those years ago that were all about their religion They loved Judaism and now they're still to this day referred there were zealots back then It was what's the religion called? But now it's just a term for someone who's all about their religion It comes from a Greek word, but it got known it comes from a Greek word Meaning admirer right follower, but it became known as a religious maniac because of this Meaning admirer right follower, but it became known as a religious maniac because of this Time in history where we had the Pharisees and the zealots there were two Jewish groups right and they were fighting with each other

Starting point is 00:23:55 They had different things different Philosophies and stuff right and they were fighting with each other and he was a zealot and they were Nationalists and they wanted to fucking take it back. So in some ways it was a civil war and a war against the Romans at the same time. Yes. Yes. They were fighting with each other. Not all the Jews wanted to rebel against Rome. Just like in colonial America you had the loyalists who were loyal to the British crowd and they didn't like the Patriots who wanted to fight against the Brits. Dare I say yes. Yes. Yes. So which one, which one, because like in the loyalists, you know obviously in revolutionary war the loyalists, we just

Starting point is 00:24:33 call them pigs. So which ones were the pigs in this? Was it the Zealots or the Pharisees? The Pharisees. Pigs. Yeah, pigs. But unfortunately it turned out that the Pharisees were right. That's what it is. We shouldn't have done this. Where it turns out the loyalists were wrong. Yeah, they were wrong here. Yeah. Yeah. Cause they're going up against, um, the Roman empire. So it was a bit, they were, you gotta understand the Romans were, they were good

Starting point is 00:24:54 at one thing, they were really good at one thing. The Romans? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was one of the biggies actually. Yes. And the other.

Starting point is 00:25:03 Hadrian was a big time gay. He was a fucking gay There's a few gay Roman empires and they happen to be Some of the best yeah, you could tell even Hadrian's like, you know gold bust of him. I mean, he's got tick-tock hair Yeah, he's got like the bangs and everything. I mean, he's just a gay kid. Yeah, he was a flamboyant gay Yeah, yeah, I mean there's some gays that are hadrian was gay and Trajan was a fucking gay He's a gay kid. Yeah, I mean they were all kind of gay ish. It's what it is but I think there was a few of them that were just like

Starting point is 00:25:31 Like it's contentual gays and it's one of those things where you just don't come out in public anymore Unless there's a sin in your lip. I just don't there's gotta be a look like you live in Whoville now cuz you're lifting It's with people that don't know and say Yanni. What is what did Yanni get plastic surgery? Did you get his lips done? The answer is no. He's just got his zinni up in his gums. Yeah. Because as you said, I'm a zinner. You are a zinner. You are a zinner. But today I'm a Lucifer. Oh, because I'm having a Lucy.

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Starting point is 00:29:18 Yes, yeah, they were trying to get rid of the Jews That's why when we were watching a documentary about it and they were using AI to like recreate the war There was a Roman soldier on a horse who looked exactly like me because the truth of the situation is is probably in every single turn Of my lineage if there was a fight If there was a chance to fight the Jews my ancestors came calling Yeah, you do you you the Roman soldiers probably looked a lot like you and they were fair They read those big heads you look like it's funny because you got the Roman soldiers probably looked a lot like you. I think they were fair. They had those big heads. You look like it's funny because you got the personality of the Jew and you have the face of the Jew predator.

Starting point is 00:29:51 It's what it is. It's very confusing. It's very confusing. That's what makes you so unique is because you're fucking, I've never met a more anxious guy. Yeah. You're an anxious guy. So you chew your fingernails like a Jew and then your face looks like you're trying to

Starting point is 00:30:03 kill yourself. It's what it is. it's very fascinating which I probably will one of these days just like Gene Hackman I mean the kid was that what happened I think Gene Hackman killed himself killed his wife and killed his dog cuz make no mistake I think the kid showing up on the Epstein list you think so supposedly coming out today yeah well you know Trump was good friends with him too you think he just took his name off he could have yeah you know who else was good friends was RFK jr. You know, RFK jr. Really like pussy. He did

Starting point is 00:30:29 Yeah, and so did Trump be it's what it is They know Bill Clinton did too and names are gonna be on the list and if you see any type of list circulating out there with mine And Yannis's and Jesse's names on it. No, it's been doctor. Yeah. No. Yes. The only the only list I'll be showing up on is the list of comedians who performed on the Burt Kreischer cruise. Yes. And I didn't see any underage abuse. Right.

Starting point is 00:30:54 But what I did see was just very bad alcoholism. It's what it is. I did see a lot of that. Yeah. So that's what I saw. Yeah. And a lot of people wonder like, is that true? I can say, yeah, it's true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's certain people who got drinking problems.

Starting point is 00:31:08 Yeah. That's what it is. It's what I won't say who. Right. But a lot of people do drink a lot. You could just turn on your local Netflix and you'll see. Yeah. So we got the Pharisees saying, Hey, wait, I don't know if this is a good idea. Let's just write it out. And then these guys were going, this is our our fucking time and they start having some early victories things start going good and They went a little bit and then the Romans go eyes fucking frisky frisbees, right? These frisky frisbees are making us really go to town now. Yeah, and then they came back with more forces They marched down and they did boo-boos. They did bad,

Starting point is 00:31:45 bad boo-boos. Yeah, this was boo-boos. The Romans did? The Romans did a big boo-boo. They lost a lot of soldiers. The Jews fought valiantly. They really did. They also dug tunnels. It's kind of what they do. They are good at tunnels. They do make tunnels. So when you say, why were there tunnels in New York City and whatever, like they originally were in Judea. It's what it is. Yeah. Well, that's what guer in Judea. It's what it is, yeah. Well, that's what guerrillas do. It's a really good guerrilla tactic. Even the Viet Cong, I think, that they create tunnels

Starting point is 00:32:10 and they pop up and they shoot the Romans until the Romans got the hang of it and then they just set those tunnels on fire. It's what it is. Yeah. They acted like terriers and they just ratted them out. Hitler, the Germans used to use dachshunds, like Larry, RIP Larry, they used to throw little dachshunds in there. Just get them just get them

Starting point is 00:32:27 Yeah, go bite and get them said long fat little hot dog bodies And you know, it's funny because you can't help but see the parallels I'm not no implications of this but Hamas had tunnels to it's what it is because they're technically the guerrilla fighters fighting for what they Think is their land. Yes I saw a video about I saw a video on Hamas and this is what's just obviously not our opinion but just the opinion of this person made the video said Hamas only exists because Israel took our land so we're not terrorists we're just fighting for it to protect our land. From their perspective and actually factually there's truth to that. And then they say

Starting point is 00:33:00 and then they say but why'd you have to blow up a bus of innocent people? They say because we're protecting our land. Yeah. Well, that part is, that part is a jump. That's what you call leap of logic. That's what you call logic. It said, why'd you have to kill babies? We're protecting our land. That's a leap in logic.

Starting point is 00:33:13 That, that, that one, I didn't see that that makes too much sense, but I don't have any sway. I don't have any fight in the game. I'm not going to. The thing is, thank God. Let me just say thank God. Yeah. The thing is you can't get me to pick a side. I'm here in free American soil Yeah, so I understand that things are unfortunate outside the confines of this great nation with this great laws

Starting point is 00:33:33 Yeah, but I I'm not you're a fucking patriot I'm not gonna get involved and I got to be honest with you. I am a human being and I love my human brother I love that. You're a human being. Yeah, yeah, I love about your Queen's action. You're a human being and I love my human brother. I love that you're a human being. Yeah. That's what I love about your Queens action. You're a human being. I'm a human being. You're a human being. I'm a human being. I'm not a fucking animal.

Starting point is 00:33:50 I'm not an animal, but I gotta be honest with you. Our brains, okay, in their current state weren't designed to take in all the problems in every fucking corner of the world. And I know there's a lot of issues, but I gotta be honest with you. I'm living safely here in the confines of the United States. And I like that and I'm happy. So I got news for you about your wars in other countries.

Starting point is 00:34:07 I don't care. I just don't care. And I'm sorry, I know that on social media or the media or Hollywood you gotta get involved. I don't care. I'm living here. If I go over there, then I'll care. And if it comes here, when it comes here, I'll care. But I'm not gonna do anything, I can't do anything here. I got too much shit going on.

Starting point is 00:34:25 I got everyone, you know what I mean? I gotta fucking drive these kids to dance. So I don't care, I got too many things, I got a million gigs, I'm just trying to get by myself, so I don't care. Okay, you can put up your flyers and your posters and get mad on the internet, but other than that, cuz I don't care.

Starting point is 00:34:43 And let me just piggyback off that. I agree. I'm out. Yeah, I'm out. I don't care. I'm out. Let me tell you something. I'm out. If there's a war between Brooklyn and Queens, I'll care. Yeah. And I'll get involved. We're out. I don't care. You know, you, you live your whole life. It's like, I don't know what you want, baby. You're, you're here. I'm not there. Yeah. You know, some things I just can't fix. You can't, you know, you guys figure it out, I'm shutting it off. I'm becoming shut off to this issue

Starting point is 00:35:07 right after this episode. Shut off, it's like, it's like the ancient Stoic said, don't suffer twice. There might be a problem that arises at our doorsteps. I'll deal with that then. Yeah, I radically accept this problem and I'm leaving it alone. I'm leaving it alone and I just, it's fun to talk about

Starting point is 00:35:22 but I gotta be honest with you, babe. Yeah. It ain't for me, it ain't got nothing to do with me. Yeah. I'm sorry it alone and I just it's fun to talk about but I gotta be honest with you, babe Yeah, it ain't for me. It ain't got nothing to do with me Yeah, I'm sorry cuz now let me ask you a question I just when I when you were ranting like that, I just said, you know, we're all products of our conditioning I know there was times where you did something and you came home and Your mom moved the vegetables a little bit. I just said she pulled out a couple Sam Adams She moved the veggies to the side. She pulled a couple of Sam Adams out of the drawer.

Starting point is 00:35:47 And she had some things to say about sinners. Yes. And was I just watching Lynn? Yeah. Yeah, cause after she fucking moved the veggies. Yeah, cause sometimes what Lynn would just come home from a long day at work, she'd throw her high heel shoes off. She'd have a hole in her stockings

Starting point is 00:36:03 and her big toe would be coming out and she'd be having an extra large Sutter Homewise Infidel, and she'd start talking about my good for nothing father, and the good for nothing people that she's gotta work to pay for their fucking welfare. And so she would just say that, because it was a hot August day around my birthday, where she couldn't pick up my Carvel cake,

Starting point is 00:36:20 because the train was late, because he's fucking good for nothing's on the train. So it's just what it is, and she got to pay for the goddamn she her tax money's gotta go pay for welfare and then you know the divorce your father's getting a piece of the house and it's bullshit right yeah it's just what it is yeah and she would throw but she would move the veggies she put the celery to the side and yes blow off some steam blow off some steam and and and then she would usually just make me go back to the YMCA camp where I would go every summer

Starting point is 00:36:45 and then she would just pay a little bit extra. What I knew about, here's what my mom would do too and something that I only found out when I was later, she would, I would go to YMCA camp, right, for two weeks in the summer and I thought, and then they would pick me up, I'd go every day from eight a.m. to six p.m. And then they would pick me up at six p.m.

Starting point is 00:37:03 because I thought my mom was just working late and she could only get there at six p.m. but I didn't realize until I got older that she actually, when she took me to YMCA camp, she also was on a two-week vacation. So she just had eight hours of just freedom away from me and she picked me up as late as possible and I just thought she was at work all day but it's really she was just sitting there hanging out. She was just breathing. Yeah, just fucking breathing. Yeah, she was just getting a break from Chrissy Chaos. Yeah, she was just a little too much because I look like my dad, I kind of act like my dad. Yeah, just fucking breathing a little bit. Yeah, she was just getting a break from Chrissy Kao. Yeah, she was just a little too much because I look like my dad, I kind of act like my dad.

Starting point is 00:37:27 Yeah. Yeah, so I think she was like, you know what? I need two weeks a year to not look at that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. At what point did she nickname you Disturbed? That wasn't, that was my aunt. Oh, your aunt did that. My aunt called me Disturbed.

Starting point is 00:37:41 My aunt called me Disturbed, and that was probably around 13, 14 when they found my porn stash. That's what it is when I had the what we call the Spanish porn. It was a blue VHS, like a royal blue colored VHS, which looks different than, you know, most of them were black. And I had it inside the 1992 dream team documentary case. So I had that in there and I think my mom popped that out and she put that she put the tape and thinking for my I guess cousins were little cousins with that and she thought that they were gonna watch a documentary

Starting point is 00:38:08 on the NBA on 1992 dream team and instead just draw a little Colombian puss that's just what happened what it is so then that got smashed into a million pieces in a hammer yeah and it was a posted on that they said get this filth out of my house and I walked down the stairs and I had the garbage bag thrown it out and my aunt from downstairs smoking a cig said, you're disturbed. And that was just a regular, what we call that is a Ridgewood day. Yeah, that's just a day. The same thing happened to me with my wife,

Starting point is 00:38:34 when my mom, what a Freudian slip down was, when my mom found the porn in the VCR. Yeah, it was just, it's a very uncomfortable feeling. It's a very uncomfortable feeling, but now I feel like moms nowadays wouldn't. But thank God it wasn't gay porn. That would have made it, that's what I should have said to my mom, it's a very uncomfortable feeling. It's a very uncomfortable feeling. But now I feel like moms nowadays wouldn't. But thank God it wasn't gay porn. That's what I should have said to my mom. It's like, it's not gay porn.

Starting point is 00:38:49 It could have gotten way worse. For you, because she just rejected that. Right. She's the most liberal woman in the world, but she just did not understand homosexuality. What it is. She just wasn't on board with it. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:39:00 She just didn't think, she thought it was bad. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's in the Bible, that supposedly it's bad in the Bible, but there's nowhere in the Bible that even mentions it. No, it doesn't even Because it's in the Bible that supposedly it's bad in the Bible, but there's no way in the Bible that even mentions it. No, it doesn't even mention it. And the Bible was written by men and you know,

Starting point is 00:39:09 a few of them were blowing each other. It's what it is. Just like a few of these, just like a few of these fricking in the bar cockpah cockpah revolt. I mean, you know, that's a better way to call it the bar cockpah. Yeah. I mean, it might've been some fucking cock in there too, because that's just what the ancient guys used to do. They just blow off a little steam. You don't want to worry about getting a girl pregnant or anything like that. Sometimes you just want to

Starting point is 00:39:29 blow off in a guy's mouth. It's fucking easier, you know what? Because you know what? Honestly, my boyfriend is not trying to push me into a house we can't afford. That's another thing. It's what it is. My boyfriend understands the mortgage rates a little bit better. Yeah. And how renting is not a bad option. It's more equal. Just two guys with similar size brains having a discussion. Yeah. My boyfriend gets it. My boyfriend gets that I'm leaving the show as soon as I can, even though I can sit and have fun in Fort Lauderdale. I'm leaving so I can tuck the girls in at night. Right. My boyfriend. He will understand that. He would appreciate it. He would appreciate it. I wouldn't just

Starting point is 00:39:57 be getting yelled at that I'm working too much. Right. My boyfriend would see all the other stuff. Right. And you'd say, Hey, I'm working so much. Should we have this lifestyle? Yeah. Yeah. And your guy, your friend would get it. And my friend would get it. And women just don't get it. They don't get it. And also my boyfriend would blow me a little bit. Yeah. That's actually something that would be nice. That's the nice thing. My boyfriend would just kind of distress me a little bit, just to make sure I don't go outside in the streets with a load of glue gun. Cause I'm a little stressed out. Yeah. I think a lot of people look at married guys who go off and get blown by dudes And they go oh that guy's secretly gay. No, maybe that guy's just married

Starting point is 00:40:28 Yeah, and he needs a fucking blow. That's all it is. So you take it what you could get. Yeah, maybe it's just that Yeah, maybe it's just wants someone willing to blow it's what it is. It's it's distressing You know what I mean? Yeah, you can take blood pressure medicine. You could hit grinder I just grind and you could also twist the guy's beer while he's blowing you. It's what it is. Yeah, you can play with the Harris. Yeah. And you know what? I call it fucking Susan. Yeah. Yeah. Just throw a wig on. Yeah. That's all I do. I bring the wig with me and I just plop it on his head.

Starting point is 00:40:53 That's what it is. All right. This is good enough. Yeah. Yeah. You're making, first you're making a cameo. That's it. And then you just have the guy in his knees. You throw the Maurice wig on and you get a blow and you walk out. I take it from my head to his. That's what it is. That's what it is cuz. So he loses bad,

Starting point is 00:41:07 the war ends in 136 CE. People are going, I mean cuz when was this ever about the fucking history you people? Yeah. I mean cuz, I mean yeah we just went off on a 20 minute rant about blowing and then I go okay so the war ended. Yeah so 136 CE with the fall of Bataar. Yeah, so that was his last stronghold. He gets killed. He got killed there. And this is a big thing because this is like George. This would be like if the, you know,

Starting point is 00:41:33 the Bar Khoqba revolt would be like, and Bar Khoqba gets killed, and the Romans just kill everyone. It would be like if George Washington, the founding fathers were not successful. The British then just wipe away this idea of America and kill everybody. This is what happened here.

Starting point is 00:41:48 Oh yeah. In 136 CE. I mean, the Romans killed children. They punished everybody. It was just they had had enough. It got bad. They had enough. They were like, you guys are too frisky.

Starting point is 00:41:58 You're revolting too much. And Trajan, I'm sorry, Hadrian, who is actually is considered one of the best emperors, he comes down hard. And he's like, kill them all. Right. And so he wanted to erase Jewish identity from Judea. Like get rid of the Jews completely,

Starting point is 00:42:15 even the ideology of it is gone. Yeah. That's what he wanted. All gone. So they're all kicked out. They're not allowed to be there anymore. Right. So they're gone.

Starting point is 00:42:24 So that's what started. But you cannot kill a Jew and you know why. Exactly. Right, exactly. That was turn. Right. Yeah, they turn and they, you know what? No, a bunch of them, what they did was

Starting point is 00:42:33 they jumped in Roman sandals. Yeah. And they rode on out of there. Yeah. That's what you got. They didn't have laces to get good. The feet were closed. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:42:42 They hid between the toes. Yeah. That's what it is. It's just something they can do. hid between the toes. Yeah. What is this? It's just something they can do. Something they could do. Yeah. So a lot of them just took some ride on some Roman feet, got out of there. So this is what started the Jewish diaspora. This is when they lost their homeland. This is when they lost their homeland. And here's what happened. Hadrian, what he does, a big thing that he does, which has major implications as of today, is he renamed it Syria, Palestine,

Starting point is 00:43:07 to sever the Jewish connection. And the reason why he did that is because this, Palestine was their ancient enemy, right? The Philistines. The Philistines, so he named it after that. So that's why even the name Palestine today, to some Jewish people, modern day Jewish people, think that's even disrespectful,

Starting point is 00:43:21 that that's the name, if you know the history of it. Right, and Syria was a Roman Roman province So he's basically saying it's Roman Palestinian right so that's the first time we hear the word Pat what became Palestine late, right? So he's calling it Palestinian based on the Philistines as another fuck you to the right It'd be like if here if we lost the war the 13 colonies were not calling America They would just call it America. You know they would call it Britannica or they'd call

Starting point is 00:43:47 it like the Cherokee nation they'd call it the British Cherokee nation yeah just right in your face right in your face right you're fucking we're done with you yep and Jerusalem was renamed to Alea capitalina Alea capitalina which is a girl that grew up in my neighborhood yeah just a nice Italian girl who will jerk you off on a rock with a Catholic school outfit on. It's just what it is. Just sounds like a girl from Cowell Gardens where Jessie's from. Because the first hand job I got was from a girl from St. Xavier's on a rock. I believe it. Yeah, and it took a long time to get me to bust because at that time I was jerking myself off a lot.

Starting point is 00:44:20 She just wasn't as good. It's what it is. It's what is good. And she was sitting on a rock or as the Jews call it, a Palestinian. Or as the Jews call it, Israel. I think it's a rock. It's a rock. I mean, but they turned it into a nice fucking country. But it's cute now. It looks like Miami, right?

Starting point is 00:44:35 I haven't been there in a while, but it's, yeah, it's fucking really cute and they don't, you got to say, they don't have oil. They don't got any natural resources really or anything and they turned that shit into a fucking first world country. I mean, the Jews just figure out a way, because they do just have big brains. They're big, they are, I think the Ashkenazi Jews specifically is the highest intelligence human enough.

Starting point is 00:44:53 Yeah, they have the highest IQ average or something. They're just smart. I mean you look at all the Nobel Peace Prizes, when they're so overrepresented in everything. Now that's either because of the Jewish conspiracy, I don't even know what that means, but they're overrepresented in everything based on their population and if you know Jews it's just because they they fucking are like annoyingly smart and they just do a lot of school shit. Right. You know what I

Starting point is 00:45:14 mean? Right. They're annoyingly smart. They are. They're very very smart. They're smarter than Chinese actually. Well like your dad said those are the new Jews. Those are the new Jews. They are very smart. They are very smart. Yeah they're dominating. They are. Yeah. It used very smart. Yeah, they're dominating. They are. Yeah, it used to be like, you know, you go to Harvard, you see an over-representation of Jews, which you probably still see,

Starting point is 00:45:30 but now it's just all Chinese. I will tell you this, I will tell you this. I did a gig yesterday down in Florida, and the girl running the event was, I'm talking about a 12 out of 10, I mean a Samoak show. And I thought she was Latina, but she was from Israel. So Israel, the women of Israel are, I mean, mind-blowingly gorgeous. Like, it's something like, it's almost like they're

Starting point is 00:45:52 like girls from Sweden. Like, you've never seen a girl as beautiful as that. In Israel. Well, there's a lot of Sephardic Jews. Right. And the Middle East has a lot of Jews. I want them to Sephard on my face. Yeah!

Starting point is 00:46:03 What I want! Yeah! And they're very hot. I want them to fart on my face. Yeah. That's what I want. Yeah. And they're very hot. I want to eat their farts. Yeah. And it does, you know, look at it, look, there was Jews in Arab countries, they got kicked out and they left.

Starting point is 00:46:16 Yeah. They weren't treated well. And it is, there are two million Arabs. In Palestine. No, in Israel. In Israel. In Israel, in Israel. In Israel. In Israel, Israeli citizens.

Starting point is 00:46:27 There are two million Arabic people living in Israel right now. So where outside are they on now in all this? Are they Zionists? No, a lot of them like Israel. A lot of people outside Israel don't understand how, and that's when I gave up, I was like, look, there would be some fucking person in the Middle East telling me about Brooklyn and Queens like there's so many things in different neighborhoods there's so many different types of Israelis in this conflict there's been ones who are less

Starting point is 00:46:54 moderate more extreme religious non-religious and then the Arab side you had the Yasser Arafat who turned down this deal that deal Iran. What was the Yasser Arafat deal? They wanted to give him their own country. They were gonna give him a state. They were gonna give him a state. And he said no. And he said no, they've said no many times.

Starting point is 00:47:14 So it is what it is. So then honestly, truly how? They always have a reason, they go, oh well it was gonna be, and it's like, okay well what do you want then? Now you got no fucking state. How does it, do you think in our lifetime? It can possibly end where somebody will now say like the only way it's gonna end is by force and that's gonna cause more

Starting point is 00:47:32 Resentment and something bad could happen and that's and and and right now because here's what we were saying before too Here's the truth is right now the state of Israel. The Jewish state is the strongest it's ever been in history They have the most weapons. They are the most money. they are the strongest they've ever been. Like back in Bar Kokba's time, they couldn't beat the Romans. They had no chance. Where now it's almost a reverse, where the Jews are David, the Jews are Goliath. And the Palestinians in some way are David, meaning they're much smaller. So the Jews wanted to, if Israel wanted to, and there were no cameras, nobody was watching, they would wipe out Palestine. If this was wanted to and there were no cameras, nobody was watching, they would wipe out Palestine.

Starting point is 00:48:07 If this was antiquity and there were no cameras, there's no way that Hamas could stand up to the IDF. It's not possible. They have so many more weapons. It's just not possible. They just have better technology, better weapons, bigger armies. What Hamas was hoping for with this last attack that Netanyahu- October 7th.

Starting point is 00:48:24 Yeah, that Netanyahu allowed to happen because he was about to go to trial and he was very unpopular. So he did... is that a truth baiter Ginsburg? No, it's not a truth baiter Ginsburg. That's why I did a George Bush duck. Oh, because it's a conspiracy. It's a conspiracy. Okay. It's a conspiracy because if you think in like... Because he knows everything, they see everything. So how could they let that happen?

Starting point is 00:48:41 Let that happen. I mean, you go like, was that like a little thing where it's like, hey, listen, this is down the road. This will achieve our objectives and we'll just go in there and wipe them out. But as a Palestinian, as someone sitting in Palestine, could you take the approach of the ancient Jewish people saying Bar Kok but didn't need to happen because now so many people got killed for it.

Starting point is 00:48:59 That's what some Palestinians I'm sure are saying. That's what Palestinian elders are saying. I understand October 7th is for a Palestinian pride, but now we're all dying again. Yeah, I mean, there's a lot you can draw a lot of parallels. You really can I mean you really can the Initially when when the British Mandate of Palestine happened, you know, they were offered a it was they were gonna split the land The Jews agreed right the Arabs rejected it. So that that just happened So the Arabs rejected in 1948 when Israel became a state after World War II. Right? Was it 1946? This is right after World War II.

Starting point is 00:49:31 Yeah, right after World War II. We have this land and then the British are saying, we are going to give the Jewish people a state in Israel on this land mess, and we're going to divide it evenly between the Palestinians and the Israelis. I don't know if it was... Israelites. Can we just check? Because I know Israel has the water. Israel got the coast the Palestinians and the Israelis. I don't know if it was Israel. Israel. Can we just check?

Starting point is 00:49:46 Because I know Israel has the water. Israel got the coast. They got the coast. Palestine didn't get, Palestine doesn't have any, no water. Yeah, I don't know. Right? I think that's not true. No, because, no, Gaza, Gaza was on the water.

Starting point is 00:49:57 But the Gaza Strip is the only place where it's like that dividing line. Is it most of the rest of Palestine? So Israel was banked on the other side. Yeah. Can you pull up a map of it? So look, so Egypt and Jordan, right? They all attacked Israel once it was formed and they were originally had certain areas, Golan Heights, West Bank, Gaza, but then Israel took it in the war. And then Israel actually built up Gaza and then as a compromise, they kicked all the

Starting point is 00:50:31 Jews out of Gaza and gave it to the Palestinians. So it was built up and pretty nice. Oh, my fault. So Gaza right there, Palestine is also on the water. It's split north to south. It's not east to west. Well, now you just got, now you have the West Bank and Gaza and the West Bank's up there, right? Yeah, the West Bank's up there right? Yeah the West Bank's up there. See so Jerusalem to Tel

Starting point is 00:50:48 Aviv is that's that's far away. Because the country's not even as big as New Jersey. Really? Yeah it's a tiny country. Israel. Israel. Which is also Palestine it's the same landmass it's like it's like it's like Dominican Republic in Haiti. Yeah. It's just the same landmass cut in two. And to be fair, there's never been a Palestine. It was just a movement, right? So they just started seeing themselves as Palestinian, because the Romans named it Palestinian.

Starting point is 00:51:17 They're indigenous to that area, no doubt. They're Muslim because they got converted by Arabs, right? And when the whole area got converted by Islam. But you know, they share probably a lot of DNA with Sephardic Jews in a lot of ways. They all been in the area. They're probably all like- Jews were always there too. It was mostly Muslim right before this.

Starting point is 00:51:38 There's no question about that. It was mostly Muzzies. Mostly Muzzies. But Jews were there too and so were Christians. Can you zoom in a little bit, Jess? Because I see Jerusalem. The West bank is Gaza. Keep zooming in until you see a car bomb. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:51:52 Just kidding. Yeah. So yeah. So, okay. So the West bank right there is Tel Aviv, Yaffo. That that's all the West bank from Tel Aviv down to Gaza. Down lower. Where Gaza is Gaza is in Palestine or Israel? Well Gaza or that's the one that's split Uh, oh, that's Palestine those little guys are right there. Gaza's a nice little tiny strip God and the Gaza strip is is important. Why because you got a lot of Jewish people that live in Gaza No, you got no Jewish people live in Gaza. Got it. Gaza is for the Palestinians It's all the Palestinians. They gave it to the Palestinians as a compromise.

Starting point is 00:52:26 They took all the Jews out. But see those little checkered black lines where it's white, where it says Gaza, that's Palestine. Yeah. But the problem is those Palestinians were all over the place and they just pushed them into there. Got it. I see what it is.

Starting point is 00:52:38 I see. But at least they did get water. They got water. So I was wrong on that. If you look at the videos before the bombing now, not so great, right? But before the bombing it was actually pretty cute. So okay, so Jesse So this this thing that you're pulling up which looks like the state of New Jersey that white that's all Palestine The the West Bank right there and then the Golan Heights, right? They have that too. Yeah

Starting point is 00:53:00 So they see white checkered is Palestine. Yeah. Yeah, So there's a part of Palestine that's divided in itself by Israel. And there's also neighborhoods in Israel that are all Palestinian. So it's almost, there's no clear lines. They're kind of, it's all mixed in. No, there's neighborhoods in Israel that are Palestinian that the Jews won't go. It's like danger.

Starting point is 00:53:20 Well, like in Tel Aviv right now, if you were a Palestinian, are you living there? Can you go there? Is it okay? There are some there are they're not treated well I think or they are treated well of them are there they live in harmony a lot of them a lot of them do Yeah, some of them are in the government. They have seats in the government So then what's the issue here? Like what like they built they were living peacefully and then what happened? Well, well, they're the Jews moved some people and they the Arabs rejected the partition plans and it just became a thing of like whose land is it? October 7th didn't help. October 7th did not work. And now the terrorists... What Hamas was

Starting point is 00:53:57 hoping for was... What was Hamas hoping for? They were hoping for October the 7th would galvanize the whole Arab world and they would rise up against it. Like what Japan did with Pearl Harbor. It just didn't, they woke up the boys. It's what Bar Kafka tried and it just didn't work. It's what it is. It didn't work. So Pearl Harbor, the Japanese woke up the boys.

Starting point is 00:54:15 October 7th, Hamas woke up the Frisbees. Unfortunately. They got turned on. Yeah, what they did is they went home, they got their headbands, they got their knee pads and their sneakers and they started playing ultimate frisbee. It's what it is, cuz. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:54:29 It didn't work. It's what it is. It didn't work. Because what the Jews did was they had an overwhelming response. Yeah. What Netanyahu was saying, they weren't, they were like, Netanyahu.

Starting point is 00:54:39 Netanyahu. It should be a new chocolate drink. Yeah. He was going. I'm having a Netanyahu. I'm having a Netanyahu, he was going, you know, they were going, we're gonna have all these hostages

Starting point is 00:54:48 and we're gonna be able to fucking negotiate, get all that. And Netanyahu just goes, you know what? The greater cause, we're just bombing on top of the hostages. We'll just kill that. So here's the truth is I know some people, and I know this is beyond debatable.

Starting point is 00:54:59 I know this is very debatable, but I saw a thing that said Hamas is probably right on, they might be lying about some, but some they're saying these bodies that they're giving back, they're like, we didn't kill them, you did, Israel killed them. Very possible. And Israel said, no, you killed them, and they're saying, you know,

Starting point is 00:55:14 but you actually killed them with the bombs. I don't know the specifics, but it's possible that some hostages were killed by Israeli fire, probable. But Hamas did definitely kill some. I think they also killed some as well. Yeah, I gotta be, I gotta, it's just, it's scary and it sucks, but I just,

Starting point is 00:55:30 I live in the United States. And here's the problem, a lot of the people they killed at that festival and stuff were probably like very pro-Palestine people. And a lot of those people who lived in those kibbutzes were like very peaceful, that's why they were willing to live so close to there. So it's just like, terrorism just doesn't fucking work.

Starting point is 00:55:46 It does not work. It's just not gonna fucking work. It's just, we never forgot. Yeah, I mean, people go John Brown or whatever. John Brown did nothing. John Brown did nothing. You're talking about bloody Kansas. I'm talking about, no, I'm talking about John Brown

Starting point is 00:56:00 when he fucking rose up and killed some fucking slave owners. Oh, in West Virginia. Yeah, that's not why slavery- We went and visited in Harper Ferry's West Virginia. Yeah, non-violence resistance, what Martin Luther King did worked. What Gandhi did worked for a little while. No terrorism. Just non-violence resistance works better than terrorism because when you do terrorism, it just gives the other side an excuse

Starting point is 00:56:21 to do what they did. So they just went in there and they fucking leveled Gaza. It's rubble now. And unfortunately a lot of innocent people died. Speeches like that work. Speeches that are just heartfelt and really get to the point and get to the crux of what being a human being is, that works. The problem is we call that stand up comedy now.

Starting point is 00:56:42 That's the issue. That's the issue. Is you just turn that on and no one's being funny anymore. They're just telling you that, you know, everyone's just trying to be a prophet. Yeah. Yeah. It's just- But if you watch my special on Hulu, I'm not doing that. No, he's not doing that. You're just having fun, fun, fun. I'm just having fun up there. I'm just telling you that white people are back. Well, I mean, if you didn't know that, I mean, it's there's two people on that horse that rode in to retake it.

Starting point is 00:57:08 One of them's named Nate Bargantz, the other one's Shane Gillis, and they just rode the whites right back in. It's what it is, guys. It's what it is. And then they are the two leaders and then make no mistake, the rest of us are just following. Yeah. I mean, they're in the tank and I'm just one of the guys on the side with the tank guarding these guys.

Starting point is 00:57:24 Yeah. But I'm just one of the guys on the side with the tank guarding these guys Yeah, but I'm getting into when you think about it between those two guys. You got every type of American white Yeah, right. You got like the Christian clean white the one who's always going to like the mega churches yet And then you got the beer drinking white who's like sitting around going like that's gay Yeah, you know, so they got between the two of them They got all the whites and they just marched right back into the studio. It's what it is. Cause it's what it is. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:57:49 I mean, if history, like we said, and here's the truth, here's the good news for us. Here's the great news for us is we're just waiting in the wings. Cause as soon as Shane Gillis drops dead, a liver failure and Nate Barkasi kills himself. Cause he realized he'll never be Walt Disney. Me and Yanni are walking in. Way some shame. Yanni are just walking in. Wei Song Xian. Yeah! He's sweating!

Starting point is 00:58:08 They're just walking in, protecting the spot! Who walking in? Like you know at the end of Reservoir Dogs, where they're all fighting over the thing and they all kill each other and then, um, What's His Name's character just picks up the case and walks out. What's His Name?

Starting point is 00:58:24 Uh, Buscemi, when Steve Buscemi just picked up the case and walks out. What's his name? Uh, Buscemi. When Steve Buscemi just picked up the case and walks out, everyone's dead. That's me and Chrissy. Yeah, we're walking out. That's our plan is we don't have the talent that those guys have. So we're just going to wait till they die and we're going to walk right in. It's just what it is. That's how it goes. And that is the story of, um, the white man and the Jewish and Romanian. So this is where Israel and Palestine started. I hope you learned something. I mean, it was fun and informative for me. So now go home and tell your parents

Starting point is 00:58:51 about the Bar Kokpa rebellion. Is that how you say it? It's a better way to say it. The Bar Kokpa, tell them about that. Tell them about why Palestine has a gripe, why Israel has a gripe, why it's probably never gonna end, and why you should be very, very happy

Starting point is 00:59:04 that you live in the continental United States. Yeah. And going to live in Canada, that's you're close enough. You're there. I'm close enough. It's what it is. It's what it is. Yeah. And tell us in the comments how we got so many things wrong and how who's right, who's wrong, why the Jews are bad, why the Palestinians are bad. And you're just, just understand that we want you to do that, but you're also yelling at your stuffed animals. It's what it is.

Starting point is 00:59:28 We don't know what we're talking about, but more importantly, we don't care because we're out. We've got no part of this conflict and we don't want it. We don't want it and go to patreon.com slash history hyenas to see prop to hear probably the majority of this episode because a lot of it has to be cackled out and also to hear our live show that we did at Gotham Comedy Club. The live shows are probably the most fun that we have and go to patreon.com slash history hyenas. That's where the community is the cuz immunity and it's really popping over there and we're going to beef that up even more. But yeah, baby.

Starting point is 00:59:55 I mean, this is what it is Palestine and Israel. I just have to say no, thank you. Yeah, no, thank you. Go see Chrissy D on the road. Christie comedy.com or historyhyenasisback.com. Yeah. My dates historyhyenasisback.com or yannispepscomedy.com. It's what it is cousin, follow us on Grindr at bar cockpah.

Starting point is 01:00:13 Cause we were talking a lot about Israel, Palestine, so you know I got to end it on something American. Every episode from now on, we're going to read a little excerpt from stuff, every American should know. This is a Christmas gift from my mother. So here's the first one. We'll just go page by page. Where did America get its name? You'd think our continent would be called

Starting point is 01:00:29 North Columbus. Can I guess? Yeah. Vespusa Amerigo. Yes. Yes. Well, it's actually Amerigo Vespucci. Okay. But for the people that don't know, after all, when Europeans were boldly drawing maps and naming giant swaths of land, Christopher Columbus was the explorer most closely associated with travels to the far side of the Atlantic. But instead, America was named after the mysterious Florentine explorer, Amedeo Vespucci. He may have made as many as four voyages to the New World, although two are disputed by historians. In letters describing his journeys, Vespucci asserted that the newly discovered land was not part of Asia, but rather a new continent he dubbed the New World, an idea and phrase that Columbus

Starting point is 01:01:10 never put forward. In 1507, a German cartographer named Martin Waddischmuehler printed the first map featuring the word America. And he said, I can see no reason why anyone would object to calling this after the man of great ability who discovered it, wrote Vadis Mula. Apparently under the false impression that Vespucci's travels preceded those of Columbus.

Starting point is 01:01:36 In the centuries that followed, many would paint Vespucci as a huckster who schemed his way into history. Ralph Waldo Emerson said with disdain, strange that broad America must wear the name of a thief. Amerigo Vespucci managed in his lying world to supplant Columbus and baptize half the earth with his own dishonest name. In truth, Vespucci probably did nothing dishonest. Modern historians believe Wadish Mueller was led astray by salacious forged documents

Starting point is 01:02:02 printed by scamming publishers that made it seem like Vespucci beat Columbus to the shores. When Waldersmüller learned of his mistake, he revised the map. So the continent was labeled Terra Incognita, unknown land, but the name stuck. In 2023, the Library of Congress spent $10 million for the only surviving version of Waldersmüller's American map

Starting point is 01:02:22 now on display in Washington, D.C. So that's who America was named after, A fucking German kid made sure of it. Yeah. Well, I mean, if he was a huckster and a fraudster, I mean, that would be perfect because we're a country of that. It's what it is. And it's funny that he got the the writer got led astray by just lies, by fake news. Yeah, fake news. It's what it is. All right, everyone, as always, we go to patreon.com says history hyenas. We read the names of the newest members of the matriarchy.

Starting point is 01:02:47 Go ahead and sign up over there, patreon.com, slash, history hyenas. Get your name read out. If it's a funny name, you got a chance to be the PPW, Shoot Opinions of the Week. And we got great episodes over there, bonus episodes, bonus content, and it's probably where the most fun of the show happens. And if you really want to be part of the community, that's where you go. All right, here we go. Leading off, following that guy with the frozen grapes around like show happens and if you really want to be part of the community, that's where you go. All right, here we go, leading off.

Starting point is 01:03:05 Following that guy with the frozen grapes around like Hansel and Gretel. Funny Drexler. Funny Drexler. Straight to the back like Yanni's hairline. Good one. Good one, but my hairline's good. Your hairline's good.

Starting point is 01:03:18 Yes. But it is funny. It is funny, so I'll Drexler it. We'll join Antifa for Venetia. Good, another good one. We just got if it's a right so walked into one father bill said Talk to my dick then I turked it then I turked it Yeah turked it maybe meant tucked in and he missed out now He tried to Turk it instead of jerk it because it was a jerk. Yeah, because the guy was fighting the Turks

Starting point is 01:03:40 Yeah, very inventive. What do you think very invent inventive. It's a borderline, not enough, not enough laugh factor, but really very inventive. But you're in the conversation. You're going to be Drexler, but it was good. Aurora, Brandon Thompson, the great Negroni, Ricky Gaines, somebody wrote Ladder 1492. America. Oh wow. Goes with, isn't it weird that like there's always a name in here of something that we were just talking about We were just talking about Columbus and now there's a name ladder 1492. I'm gonna chicken finger that okay, so that's an honor I couldn't think of a name. So let me ask my dick Drexler Okay magic Drexler. So now we got magic

Starting point is 01:04:22 Magic Jong Sheehan like magic Johnson magic John Sheehan full-blown aids Drexler it's a strong heavy Drexler list. Caleb Conrad then we got I asked my husband's Champion if I should join the patreon it stood up and said yes champion see C-h-a-m-p-i-g and o n I don't know Keith more Kent Morton, Chris Minetti with the spaghetti stain and a chain. Sauce monkey ward, also a Drexler. We're coming out with heavy Drexlers.

Starting point is 01:04:54 They're almost there. Chrissy, the UCF sorority wet t-shirt contest champ. Okay. Funny. Dan Estrada, Agarock Maine, Andrew McCullough, Dildo Baggins, Thomas Duck, Locker Room Talk 2024, Wasteland Chicken Fucker. Just put it on the list for the funny facts here.

Starting point is 01:05:13 All right, that's the first one made the list. Girth Brooks. We've had. Yeah, we've had that. What the hell, it's like the third or fourth time. Konstantinos Adazous, Diner Monkey Award. Whoa, big time. Yeah, Connor Plays, Jeff Simpson,

Starting point is 01:05:25 Chrissy Consults My Dick. Drexler. Drexler, Bradley Shippey, then we got Yanni Yummy Yummy from My Cummy Tummy, okay? Josephine Buron, Amy, Cuzzy Wuzzy, Chrissy Curly Toes, Mr. Chris Arnold, Leonard Tightwad Goldstein, Christopher Harmon,

Starting point is 01:05:47 Christopher Matson, Christian Madsen, Aldra Star, so much loot in my glute, call me Chrissy the Great, but only on Sundays, it's what it is. Connor Ryan, Bin Fong squatting over the duck sauce. I put him on the list. He's on the list. Betty Blue, Average Joe Joe Dick's dick consulting consulting. This must have been after the right carry a caucus. Tommy Matthew McGregor means we're catching up.

Starting point is 01:06:16 Yeah, we're getting there. Consult my Dickie Mettenberg top squeak but I'll bottom for the Greek. Put it on the list. That's a squeak but I'll bottom for the Greek. Yeah it on the list. Top Squeak, but I'll bottom for the Greek. Put him on the list. Good Bill Cunting. Put him on the list. All right, all right.

Starting point is 01:06:34 Micah Danielson, Cole Wayne, then we got Tootin' Come On My Face. Tootin' Common, Tootin' Common, like I think King Tut was Tootin'. Oh. Tootin' Come In My Face. Tootin' Come In', Tootin' Comin' like I think King Tut was Tootin' Comin' my face. Tootin' Comin' Drexler. Okay. Trey, Larry Carey, Tommy Mills,

Starting point is 01:06:50 now that it's called the Gulf of America, I can sleep at night comfy wumpy. Funny. Doug Bell, Garrett, contents of Hunter B's laptop is Stevie Wonder's, hold on, content of Hunter B's laptop is for Stevie Wonder's eyes only. Funny.

Starting point is 01:07:11 Father Bill's floppy foreskin Faji slinger, okay? Starnut Z, Toto, is this gay maybe? I want Yanni Baby to fumigate me. You know what? Faji slinger on its own would have been a great chicken finger. Would have been good, Faji slinger, yeah. Unfortunately, but it's all right. Straight to the back shots. Bustin Tushy and Munchin Bussy, hashtag white dudes for Harris.

Starting point is 01:07:29 Yours forever, Polish member, unless Putin invades, the please remember. Yours forever, Polish member, unless Putin invades, then please remember. It's a bad read. Yeah, it's very mean, so he's got a Polish dick, he's a Polish member, unless Putin invades very mean. So he's got a Polish dick. He's a Polish member. Unless Putin invades, then just please remember

Starting point is 01:07:47 that he was Polish. Well, it's yours forever. He's saying he's just a Polish member of the matriarchy, but he's saying if Putin invades, he'll be dead, so just remember him. Yeah, so just put him on the list for that. It's funny. Because it's very inventive.

Starting point is 01:07:58 Yeah, and it might be Lukasz. Yeah. Make no mistake, cuz, my glue gun is looking over his shoulder because I've been consulting him too much. Good one. Drexler. Woke as fuck 69 Kevin Morales, big man in the streets, mushroom piece in the sheets.

Starting point is 01:08:17 Drexler. Colin Fries, Foxy McCool, Rory Hutchinson, the chick with the dick that Joe DeRosa licked. Got it. Gandhi consulted his niece with his grand niece. Gandhi consulted his piece with his grand niece and it said, Yas. Close Drexler. Empress Theodora from DC.

Starting point is 01:08:37 Oh, that's her. Oh, there it is. I could love you. Just least a pre. She was a fucking piece. She was a fucking piece. Just least a Prius. So I made a crease of my penis it's what it is

Starting point is 01:08:52 double entendre sia ah blew out my mother's womb like a pager. Okay. She just walked into one. Wow. That's bad. That's bad. And we do not condone that. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Wow. Okay. Wow. Yikes. A very racist inventive way to refer to people from that area. The Drekster, Dean, Christina D. Oh boy. That's not good. What was the other one? Which one? The one you just read? The Drekster. The Drekster? Yeah. Okay.

Starting point is 01:09:29 Then we got, make no mistake, if the boys lived in 1940s Germany, Chrissy D would definitely dime out Yanni P to a sharp dressed goose stepper. Contender. Contender. Contender. Huge.

Starting point is 01:09:39 Contender. Because you would, cuz you would have me put down. Yeah, it's what it is. Calling him a goose stepper is funny. Very funny, yeah. Paisa Lagoon, okay. Joshua Whitney, Eric Cochran, Caleb is an idiot. Max Deschardin, Thomas Wilson, Alan Shepard, Gene edited CC penis, Tommy Werner, Chopanzo, August Perry, Josue Barajas, Deez Piece feels like fleece in Wife's Budichage, no fumes.

Starting point is 01:10:13 Jordan Elkam, Nancy Reagan's Anaconda pop to give great top jaw. Okay. Mark, Chrissy D, please drink my pee. Big Daddy, Joseph Todd, M. Mark Chrissy D please drink my pee big daddy Joseph Todd m panko Jeffrey St. Pierre the little tickle inside Chrissy D's man pussy Blue flamingo Kevin Hawkins PJ garris Stephen folks Chrissy wissies neat piece crumb bum come from a couple of sauce monkeys Stephen folks Tim Barbarack George Peter de Loren, just a mixed breed kid who needs his monkey moved.

Starting point is 01:10:49 Twilla, pop your pinky in my stinky tortellini, call me Bagos with an F. Bagos the eunuch. Yep, James Diaz, and then last but not least, bacon, egg, and squeak, salt, pepper, Leroy. Drexler, ended with a nice Drexler. Nice Drexler, okay. Lot of good Drexlers there, a lot of good ones.

Starting point is 01:11:07 So here we go. And really good listies. Here's the list. Top Squeak, but a bottom for the Greek. Good Bill Kunting. Okay, the first one, I'm going to chicken finger that. Okay. Yeah, it's a good one though.

Starting point is 01:11:19 Any other day. Good Bill Kunting? Bill Kunting, it's going to be chicken finger. Chicken finger, okay. Yours forever, Polish member, unless Putin invades, then please remember. remember we're gonna keep that as a contender. That's contender That's Dylan. So inventive just least a Prius. So I made a crease of my penis. It's what it is Keeping it with Jesse's face. We're keeping it Wasteland chicken fucker We said chicken fucker? Wasteland chicken fucker. So funny. Right.

Starting point is 01:11:45 It's just, but it's going to be Drexler just because we got some inventive. Bin feng squatting over the duck sauce. Another funny one that's going to be Drexler. Drexler, okay. Any other death. And then last but not least, make no mistake, if the boys lived in 1940s Germany, Chrissy Dee would definitely dime out Yanni P to a sharp dressed goose stepper. So those are the two, yeah we

Starting point is 01:12:05 have two contenders. So it's yours forever, Polish member, unless Putin invades them, please remember or make no mistake if the boys lived in 1940s Germany, Chrissy D would definitely dime out Yanni P to a sharp-dressed goose stepper. So I picked good ones right? Those are the... Oh the Crease one too, wasn't it? Oh shit, I'm sorry, yep and the Crease that that's another good one. That's right. Yep Where the fuck? Yeah. Well, I just bought a Prius. So I where is that? He's turned his penis into a crease and it rhymed with Prius. What the hell? Where am I missing that? It's between those three. Oh I'm sorry. Yep, just just least a Prius. So I made a crease of my penis. It's what it is. Yeah

Starting point is 01:12:47 Or young forever Polish member unless Putin invades and please remember or make no mistake if the boys lived in 1940s Germany Chrissy D would definitely dime out Yanni Peter was sharp dressed goose stepper Yeah, so what we're gonna do Jesse laughed hard and I that was my instinct to Any other day for the Polish guy? Okay, so he's out. An amazing one. The Prius, very funny, any other day, truly any other day, but it's the winner. It's a historical fact, it's a historical podcast. It's what it is.

Starting point is 01:13:14 And everyone knows that you would fucking throw me right in an oven. So if you go to historyhyenasisback.com, you are the PPW, make no mistake, if the boys lived in 1940s Germany, Chrissy D would definitely dime out Yanni P to a sharp dress goose stepper.

Starting point is 01:13:26 And what we call- You gotta give him credit for the sharp dress goose stepper too. And it's what it is and it's one of those dual ones because it is the PBW and it also is a truth baiter Ginsburg. It's a truth baiter Ginsburg. What it is.

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - The Jewish general that started the Israel Palestine conflict

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