History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - WEPA in the Morning - REVENGE OF MEDIOCRE

Episode Date: July 17, 2020

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What's up, everybody? This is your week in WEPA. These are the best moments from our weekly WEPA in the Morning show that's available to watch live and thereafter at patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys. Go join up to watch daily and to be a part of the fiesta. Get your cafe bustelo. But here are some of the greatest moments from this week's Weppa in the Morning. What's up, everybody? Buenos noches. Good morning. Buenos tardes. What's up? Good morning, everybody.

Let me just say I'm wearing this mask for two reasons. Not for COVID because I'm home. One, I got major fumes. Two, I don't think it's important for me to be moving my mouth anymore. I don't want to say facts. I just want to listen. I'm listening. Because here's what it is. We got Trump want to say facts. I just want to listen. I'm listening. Because here's what it is.

We got Trump tweeting about the coronavirus. We got children being killed again in the streets of New York City. We got AOC saying it's all because of hunger. But the problem, the main issue

in what needs fucking front page news is the Redskins have to change their name. The Redskins and the Indians, we cannot do this anymore. They need to change their name. So the

Redskins are going to change their name to the Warriors. That's what it's going to be, the Washington Warriors. And then I think the Cleveland Indians, I don't know what... Wait a second. That's not fair. That's an aggro name, the Warriors. Because honestly, if you want, just why don't you just fucking do...

Let's just change it to the Washington... Yeah, the Washington Pelosi. Yeah, the Washington fucking Pelosi's and the Cleveland Schumer's. Can we just do that? This is two minutes and 19 seconds though. When we talk about who we really are as guys and understanding that. They're acting as animals.

They're the ones that are actually closer to animals. They're the ones that are actually... Yeah,. Wow. Okay, we got it, Mikey. Yeah, there you go. Way to go, Nicky. That's the funniest thing he's ever done. I mean, it's actually really good comedy. I mean, I don't think he should be canceled.

I think he should put that out as a special instead of the horse shit he's done in the past. Because, I mean, and he keeps getting younger. Is he involved in his pedophile ring? Is he drinking the blood of eight-year-old kids from whatever country they get them from? Because, I mean, the kid looks 13 years old right now. Okay, well, listen, let me be careful with what I'm saying, as careful as Nick Cannon was with that careful speech and that very well-thought-out reasoned speech that he gave. Let me say mine. There's no way that Nick Cannon did not offer up his asshole as a child to people in power to have a career because the kid is not good at anything except being good at not being good at stuff. So there's no way his little child asshole wasn't penetrated by an Illuminati

pedophile cult. It's just what it is. I'm just trying to be careful about my reasoning. I love how he prefaced things with, let me be careful. It's like, Hey, let me be careful with what I'm about to say. I don't want my words taken out of context, but hail Hitler. It's like, what do you mean? What do you mean?

You just said white people are savage animals that are lesser humans. Don't preface it with, let me be careful. Fucking stamp that shit. Just stamp it and just yell something at the end. And I've seen a lot of tweets going going you know from white people and black people this is how bad the mind virus has gotten in our country in our world saying that is not racist black people can't be racist you have to be in power to be racist so that's not canon's in power nick cannon has a lot more power yeah he's got a lot more power than me and chrissy here on patreon

but we love you now ruth, Ruth Bader Ginsburg is hospitalized for a possible infection. I want, you know, Godspeed to Ruth Bader Ginsburg. How long, I mean, the Democrats, they're going to do anything to keep this woman alive. I mean, they'll freeze her body

and just get a minor, they'll do anything to not lose that seat in the Supreme Court right now. I mean, because Bubba's, the second she goes, Donnie T is going to throw another Republican right in there. Yeah, I mean, the Democrats will do anything. She's like my mom's dog, Larry, to do anything to keep this thing alive. Yes. Yes. You would think Larry has a very important vote on the Supreme Court, the way your mom's keeping him alive. Ruth Bader Ginsburg may be dead at this point.

And she may just be being animated by some sort of AI technology. And it's sort of like a Weekend at Bernie's situation. It has to be because, I mean, it has to be. There's no way she could. Does she consciously even do anything on the Supreme Court? I mean, how does she even, you know, make any, how does she do anything? How does she give her expertise to the court? I don't know. And she dies every other day. Yeah. I mean, the constitution was made to be a living, breathing document that's to be amended.

That would have meant that's what amendments are. I think there comes, there should come a time where we really re-examine if a chief, I'm sorry, if justices on the Supreme Court should really have lifetime appointments because should you really be doing any job into your 90s and 300s? You shouldn't be doing things into your 300s. No, you absolutely should not be doing anything to your 300s. By the way, the movie 300,

nice thing to spank off to. The New York Liberty aren't complaining about their reportedly gross WNBA bubble. So all the NBA players are reporting how gross it is. And the WNBA is saying nothing. They're just saying we're happy because, make no mistake, they're just happy to be playing because, I mean, nobody cares about their games.

Yeah. I mean, here's all you got to know. Yeah, go ahead. Here's all you got to know about the WNBA and why they're not complaining because they took the bus to the game. Yeah. The good news for the WNBA, what the positive thing I think that they have an advantage over the NBA is because the WNBA is very used to playing for no fans. I mean, nothing changed.

Restrictions here. Here we go. Let's do. Oh, here we go. A judge has rejected a $19 million settlement between Weinstein and his accusers. So what does that mean? The accusers are not gonna get 19 mil?

Is this, are we for this or against this? I'm not, cause Benatia wrote, ha ha, like she loved it, but I don't know what that means. Yeah, rejected- I didn't write ha ha. Oh, you didn't write ha ha? No, no, no, but it's because it's just too little that oh i'm sorry 19 mil is not enough yes okay three women have pending cases so maybe they'll go for more i mean just clean

the guy out i mean he was a horrible man just clean him out who cares i mean you're gonna die in disgrace whatever you did harvey this is what happens you gotta pay your receipts for whatever you did some sometimes now the receipts are there babe you got to give back all that pulp fiction money you got to give that back and all those actresses you telling me that whole scene didn't know what harvey weinstein was doing all those jokes they told from the podium at the oscars they all knew they looked the other way because the kid gave him a career and now they now they should have to give their money back too, no, Chrissy? Are you ready to work? I feel like working. I feel like, you know,

it's just 15 minutes into the show and let's work. Work it, girl. You better work. Turn to the left. Work it, girl. Turn to the right. Do your thing. On the runway. Come on, girl. Turn to the left. Work it, girl. Turn to the right. Do your thing on the runway. Cover girl. Turn to the left. Work it, girl.

Turn to the right. Do your thing on the runway. Cover girl. Work. You better work, girl. Because when you work, you look like you're at a German techno club. I mean, because you're born with a nice big brain and very funny, but you don't have any rhythm. I don't have any rhythm. I don't have any rhythm.

I'm wearing my shirt from who these bacon-y. Yeah, I know, because I can't dance. Because you look like you're milking huge cows. Yeah, it's just what it is. You look like you're jerking off an elephant, two elephants at the same time. Becausey-wosy, I know, Bubba. I can't dance.

I'm a decent chair dancer, but once you start to get my feet involved, it's no bueno. Cuz, when you wear your glasses, you're undercover. I can't recognize your politics. You look like you work for the AOC campaign. I'm an undercover. I'm an undercover. Damn.

Undercover Republican. Okay, Michelle Obama is our work it girl. She's got a podcast debuting on Spotify on on july 29th fucking here for it finally let me just say this one big yeah school f and b tucker carlson speaks out after head writer resigns now what i mean this is bad right this is a bad story this is not good as tim dillon would say not good not good now if i was gonna rate this i'd give it negative two pokeballs yeah yeah let's do pokeball ratings yeah this is not good and we're also going to probably be doing another segment called the twilight zone where just realities or reality

is a suggestion where we just find stories that are just like hey babe whatever it just doesn't make sense but yeah this is not good tucker carlson's head writer uh cnn actually caught this kid someone gave a tip to cnn that they thought that he was um the person behind some like fake account on some of these like is it true is it him like yeah yeah and he said some bad things about minorities and things like that oh good and misogynistic homophobic horrific tucker carlson went on the air and uh and uh renounced it uh but he also kind of like said hey let's not pile on and so he kind of defended him but also kind of said it's bad he said what blake wrote anonymously was wrong you know tucker does it we don't endorse those

words they have no connection to the show but those piling on being happy i mean it's like tucker cuz just put your bow tie on and your fucking penny loafers and get in your sailboat and drink a arm arnold palmer and talk to your family about the about the wealth and your fucking penny loafers, and get in your sailboat, and drink an Arnold Palmer, and talk to your family about the wealth and your pony. And that's it. I mean, Tucker Carlson, he thought that movie Get Out was an autobiography about him and his family. Exactly. It probably was based on his family. Yeah, I mean, what can you do?

Here we go. We'll start the day off with Doctors Without Borders are responding to charges of racism from its staff. So now the racism stuff has gone to the point where doctors are racist and doctors are getting canceled. It's like, babe, just give me my vaccine and check my tonsils for fucking chlamydia. When I first saw this, I thought this was an onion headline, but this is indeed NPR. Yeah. Not only are they doctors, these are the doctors that sign up pro bono. They don't get paid.

They go pro bono to go to the some of the third world areas and help the people who have less medicine and diseases like malaria, things that are afflicting the third world. So they go out there and the head of the doctors with our borders is actually a Greek kid. His name is Christo Christo or something like that. He's got a double first name and last name. It's the same shit.

Yeah, I don't remember his name. It's Greek. And he says, he says, yeah, I think the whole I think the whole concept of Doctors Without Borders may be racist because it's predicated on sort of like a white savior coming in. maybe racist because it's predicated on sort of like a white savior coming in. And, you know, the, the mindset, the, yeah, it's built in the mindset of white supremacy that perpetrates racism by our staff and our policies and our hiring practices and workplace culture and through the imposition of dehumanizing humanitarian by a privileged white minority workforce. Yeah.

That's like a contradiction. Dehumanizing humanitarian. I mean, these people are humanitarians. Well, here's the thing. Because I just don't know what's going on. I mean, could you imagine? Would you be panicking right now? Yes. Yes, I would be panicking.

This guy's filming. I would drive on the other side and get out of there. Oh, 100%. I would have gotten out. I mean, how did this end up? Does anybody know? It must have been a water main break. It wasn't a tunnel collapsing in on each other.

I mean, that is scary. I mean, there's no way Benetia wouldn't have had a panic attack. Bubz, the last thing, when you're driving through a tunnel, the last thing you want to see is water. You don't want to see any fucking water. If I'm in the tunnel, I'm driving you in the tunnel because I want to get away from the water. Yeah, I mean, you want to get as far away from water as possible

because water is good when you're thirsty and can save your life and keeps you alive. But let me tell you something. When you own a home, you don't want any fucking water getting in your garage. Yeah, what happened? So what's the story? He got beaten up. Well, we can see the footage. were trying to uh there you go let's make an arrest

and bang bang yeah bang so yeah bang a few a few guys got a steel pipe to the head uh on the brooklyn bridge that was just right there in the brooklyn bridge right in the middle of the heart of manhattan uh right there by city hall and uh and how and those people won't be arrested for that though they didn't get arrested for attacking cops i don't know yeah i mean who knows yeah a couple of them they took i mean this is just uh assault on a cop used to used to get like 10 years in prison a hundred thousand dollar fine i mean they used to because we got some fat cops though i mean our cops gotta lose a little weight yeah you know they they need to start doing jazzy fitness classes yeah i mean there should be no cops that are not out of shape i mean if part of your job is

is hustling down uh perps you gotta be you gotta at least know a little taekwondo now listen now you lost 10 pounds but you said you put five back on because you ate a whole pie of pizza what happened yeah um i'm not sure what exactly happened. My scale might have been broken, but I'm about three or four pounds down. We're working on it. I think there's been some oppression and racism against Greeks on the scale.

I'm not quite sure what's going on, but we're going to look into it. The scale's on notice, uh my food is on notice the food that i have eaten is on notice for its fatty content and i'm gonna i'm gonna look into its origins and and how it was created well guess who else is on notice now this is how you know when it's officially the world's on notice now um the mary mother of god virgin mary on notice she somebody defaced her statue and wrote idol on it. So unfortunately, yeah, now that Virgin Mary is,

so I don't know what's going on. I don't know what she did, but I am concerned, was she, because they said it was the Immaculate Conception. Now, could it be, was Joseph, does anyone, has anyone confirmed that she had permission, she gave Joseph consent to impregnate her um no we don't have consent we don't have consent so we don't have proof i should say of consent um it's good enough for a hashtag for me yeah it's just let's go for it let's protest it i

mean cuz when you start to here's the thing here's when you get mrs de stefano up out of her chair and to you know take the oxygen mask off larry is when you start defacing the virgin marriage statutes this is what happens you can't do that yeah well here's the thing i just look people show their true nature after a little while with any movement and let's just be honest the majority of people especially in america with education system, they're just not smart enough to understand the issues or the nuance. So it eventually just comes out that this is just, people just have pure chaos in their hearts and they just want to smash shit. And the people who are smashing shit the most, let's be just crystal clear. They haven't really achieved anything in their life. No, no, no. You're not going to get

many successful people out there doing that. No. If you're a successful person, you're not out there smashing shit. So this is, there's a little bit of just the revenge of the mediocres on this. This is just a little bit of the revenge of the lazy. The revenge of the, you know, it's just like, let's

kill all rich people. Pretty soon, I mean, Jeff Bezos' head is going to be on a fucking tiki torch very, very soon. And what are people mad? Jeff Bezos, he's just got an advanced brain. He worked his ass off. And that's what people are mad at. It's like, why does Jeff Bezos get to do that?

It's like, well, Jeff Bezos put in the work, OK? They weren't doing fucking whippets in their 20s, being assholes, staying out in Sound Factory at 6 o'clock in the morning. The guy was working. Yeah, I think the verdict's out on what systems are more aligned with human nature and which ones sort of promote better ideas over worse ideas.

And the free marketplace is one of those things that just seems to get results. Yeah. I mean, you got to temper it with socialism and things like that. But I mean, if the verdict's not out on communism now,

I mean, what are we going to do? We're going to try it one more time. Well, I thought, yeah, I mean, I thought that we were going to get out of it and go to a new world.

Cause I'm Kanye West was going to get my vote for president. And now he dropped out. He just dropped out of the 2020 ballot. He told us Lansing, he was going to run and I had hope for this country and now he's out. So I'm thinking I'm fucking on Zillow looking at places in Canada again because I, Kanye, I thought it was going to be my press. Look, I appreciated this little manic episode.

I mean, they should just once in a while, they should just take his meds and just spin the wheel. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, I like this kind of Kanye. Yeah. I mean, Kanye's a kid who once in a while, as a national service, they should just take his meds.

I mean, that's where entertainment, nobody cares about shows or writers or line producers and directors. The new show is just called, it's a Truman show type of thing where it's very reality. And we just go in there, his medicine cabinet,

and we take his lithium and see what happens yeah the same way the baby flush my dad's heart pills down the toilet is what we're going to do with kanye we're going to flush his heart we're going to flush his meds down the toilet and spin the wheel and see what happens i'd listen to a podcast with kanye west kim kardashian i know got a big podcast on spotify i know she has a lot of fans and i understand but i would actually be interested to hear Kanye just unedited for two and a half hours say shit because he would probably get himself into situations like we were talking about yesterday, Nick Cannon, who by the way, Nick Cannon apologized. Now he came out and

apologized, but it's too late. CBS and Viacom cut ties. They cut Wildin out. They cut it all, but he did apologize. So I don't know if he apologized because he has future deals in the works because he's saying i'm sorry to jewish people he doesn't really you don't care i mean these people don't care he's just like you know he's just whatever the deals are he's losing money so he's got to apologize but i don't know i don't know why yeah because let me look it was the most entertaining thing that he's ever said if you want to know what i was offended by it's fucking wilding out yeah fucking wiling out yeah it should have been canceled for wiling out the only good thing he ever did was that little harangue and discovering pete davidson that's it i mean the genius of pete davidson is upon us because of fucking nick cannon and so thank you for that

and thank you for your speech the other day because Because make no mistake, I'm not lying. This is not an exaggeration. I'm telling you the truth. Before I went to bed last night, I watched it again for entertainment purposes. And it made me laugh hard. Maybe we're just at the point where that is what comedy is going to be, is we take Kanye's meds and we just let Nick Cannon talk politics. Yeah, it's great. I fucking love it.

Let him put his white gloves on and go. A true Franks and Beans Florida. It's been a politics. Yeah, it's great. I fucking love it. Let him put his white gloves on and go. A true Franks and Beans Florida. It's been a while. Yeah, it's been a while since we've actually gone back to the state of Florida. This is a true, true, true Franks and Beans Florida. This is in Fort Lauderdale. Florida cops were, they got caught arresting a kangaroo. So that's what they did.

They arrested a kangaroo. I don't know if they read the kangaroo. It's what they did they arrested a kangaroo um i don't know if they read the kangaroo it's rights i don't know you know and another case of white officers arresting a black person and it's not you know look because kangaroos it's it's it's just it's fucked up okay i got a lot of questions first off my first question starts with what is a fucking kangaroo doing in florida yeah why are they out there? Aren't they supposed to be in Australia? So do they hop across the ocean?

Yeah, I mean, kangaroos are not indigenous to Miami. So what's going on? Why is there a kangaroo in Fort Lauderdale? Because I don't know what's going on. I guarantee you that kangaroo's got cocaine or something in his pouch. Let me just ask my friend Dexter from Tallahassee, Florida. Hey, what's up, man? It's Dexter from Tallahassee.

Listen, come down. We got jello shots. Two for one on Monday. Come pet my kangaroo. Five dollars. Jello shots at the bar. Come on down, Tallahassee. Come on down.

Cuz, are you ready to work? I'm ready to fucking work! Work. Let's do it mikey work you better work, girl. Work. Yeah. I'm getting so focused

and into those. Yes. I fucking love it. It feels fierce. So Kanye West has said that he was running for president and then he said

he was going to drop out. But now we're not so sure. But what did just come out yesterday is that Caitlyn Jenner said that she is ready right now and here for it and ready to be Kanye West's vice president.

Yeah, I mean, Caitlyn's getting up there. How old is Caitlyn now? Yeah. She's in her 70s. Caitlyn might be in her 70s, but I mean, you know, now, I don't know. I mean, this is wild because Caitlyn, we were guessing who Kanye's VP would be. And if it needs to be a woman,

then Caitlin Jenner is our pick. So listen, I hope that, I hope that if they, they may, I hope that they make it. I hope. Okay. She's 70 years old. 70 years old. Caitlin. Wow. Caitlin's up to 70. She's catching up to Yanni. No, because as a woman, she's only like three or four. Oh, that's right. She's a baby woman. She's a baby. Well, she's almost like only as old as the baby.

Cuz, the Chicago mayor to White House press secretary, she said, hey, Karen, watch your mouth, cuz the Karens are on notice. Cuz, cuz, cuz, cuz. Let me just say, we're doing a couple stories in a row that really indicate that we are Rome at the end. I mean, we do so much history where we talk about, you know, guys want to marry horses and, and, you know,

then they become the eunuch and they met. We're like 10 years away from someone like Nero. Cause right now we're talking about mayors calling people, Karen on Twitter. We're talking about a rapper who's running for mayor. We're talking about a former triathlete who turned into a woman who wants to be the vice president, who's married to a family that got famous from having a sex tape,

and whose father was a lawyer who put a guy who obviously cut a woman's head off in prison. I mean, the circus of Rome has begun, bubba's. Yeah, Yanni Long Days is coming out to play. Come out and play yeah cuz yeah so so it's getting it's getting crazy now i mean what can you do you know i mean listen who the fuck knows would you fucking vote for caitlin jenner to be president united states i'm both a caitlin jenner over joe biden absolutely yeah i mean Twitter, thank you for the initial, you know, initial fund for the first couple of years. But now we got to shut Twitter down. It's time to defund Twitter.

OK, I'm going to fucking defund Twitter. Let's put the let's put our efforts to defunding Twitter. I mean, at some point, does Trump maybe if he can get rid of TikTok and he get rid of Twitter, can we just say can you just say, hey, Twitter's fine on you. It's the Chinese, too. And then we get rid of Twitter. Yeah. I mean, some things just don't work. Jack, it just is not working out. Thank you so much for realizing our dream to see the thoughts of stupid people. We don't want to see them anymore. Yeah. Well, I'm done with it. Also, I'm a double worker girl. President Trump's niece, I believe her name is Mary Trump, says, of course I heard him use the N word and anti-Semitic slurs. And it's like,

yeah, baby, they're coming at him now. I mean, what is he, does he have to respond to this, you think, or no? Well, I don't know. But before we talk about whether he responds, I'd like to talk about the way-

Is that Caitlyn Jenner or is that Mary Trump? I mean, the niece looks like him in a wig, which is what I love. Can we hear her voice? Because I haven't heard her speak. Did she say anything? And you said there was,

she's quoted you saying there was knee-jerk anti-Semitism, knee-jerk racism in your family. The post quote she was saying, growing up, it was sort of normal to hear them use the N-word or use anti-Semitic expressions. I just wanted you to expand on that. do you mean just generally within the family that was an i could just picture her answering like that doing the accordion hands like trump yeah it looks like

trump and a whip wait so who are these two guys uh that's all right go yeah that's rachel rachel bad out oh yeah it's actually a woman yeah oh that's an accepted thing or do you mean specifically you heard your uncle donald use this that kind of language just generally um with the older generations um as if it were perfectly commonplace in order to say such things. I had the benefit of living in Jamaica, not Jamaica Estates, and going to school in Forest Hills. So I didn't share their ideas about race. All right, stop this. I can't listen to this shit. I mean, who cares? She looks like her uncle. It's really funny. Yeah, it's you, Donald. Yeah. All right, stop this. I can't listen to this shit.

I mean, who cares? She looks like her uncle. It's really funny. Yeah, it's funny. This is like, yeah, I mean, that's her. That's Donald Trump's brother's daughter, I believe. That's Donald Trump's brother, period. Yeah.

What can you do? What can you do, Bubba? Oh, baby, guess what, baby? Speaking of China, it's getting a little tense over there. U.S. aircraft carriers return to South China Sea amid rising tensions. And Trump is pretty much saying he's going to start banning people to come from China to the U.S. Yeah. So the Trump administration is considering a travel ban of all members from the CCP and their families.

And at the same time, concurrently, we've put a couple aircraft carriers back into the area. Can we just start calling the CCP what they are, the enemy? I mean, can we just stop being political? It's the enemy at this point. It's getting weird. It's getting weird. It's war with them. It's the beginning of a new Cold War.

You're right. Yeah, absolutely. That is correct, actually. You heard it here on Weapon weapon in the morning i don't know if anyone said it but that is 100 true and in a year or two you will be hearing other fake news outlets not like us saying that because chrissy was the first one there the cold war with china has begun yeah cuz your strap get get on your jackets get in your little scully hats your earmuffs because it's gonna get a little chilly it's gonna get a little chilly. It's going to get a little chilly, babies. What can you do?

Yeah, oh, we got Squeak of the Week coming up in just a couple of minutes. Deebo's going to come here. Squeak of the Week. I will be with Lake. I will be with Deebo in Lake George this weekend, this weekend into a little bit of next week. So it's going to be fun. And he's asked if he can borrow my daughter's life vest for the lake.

Asked if he can borrow my daughter's life vest for the lake. Because if you did blow in Montauk, God only knows what you're going to do at Lake George. Somebody wrote on the Patriot board. Somebody called him D-blow. Yeah. I mean, are you going to lick a poisonous frog and spin the wheel? I mean, what are you going to do in Montauk? It's good.

Lake George. I don't know. I may, because we may just, I may smoke crack. I may fucking smoke crack on a boat. Did you give me COVID? Cause I think you might have COVID. No, you don't have COVID, cuz. You don't have COVID.

I mean, cuz, you just have a light, dry cough. You always have a little bit of a cough. Yeah, because I'm an inbred, an inbred, sickly looking kid. Sickly, sickly, sickly. Cuz I peaked when I was 15 years old. I peaked. But when I was a teenager i was hot it's funny because when we were teenagers you were a clunky looking fucking

weird kid and i was i was hot i was hot fucking hot epstein would have been all over you yeah i mean because i fucking look like mario canton because when you were 15 years old if you got the nod from epstein to go to the island, would you go? Would you have went? Of course, yeah. Cuz, I had a skinny teenager body. Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz, Drake released a single called Grease. What do you think of that?

Yeah, let's hear a little bit of it. It's got Grease trending. Let me tell you, Grease is always trending because we created civilization and gave it to all of you. So enjoy. Enjoy. And the Greek spirit will never be defeated by the way you know what we need to talk about on conspiracy cuties and we will um but you know of course if you guys are enjoying conspiracy cues on patreon.com slash brave rich boys um uh ancient aliens i was watching ancient aliens yesterday and they were saying

that they believe that aliens are among us in our dna and we're like a hybrid of humans and aliens so maybe greeks were just the first ones to get banged up by the aliens could be could be through the asshole if it happened 100 okay do you want to hear a little bit of greece or we can get flagged mikey and we'll get the episode thrown off yeah we might get we might get flagged you want to read the lyrics yeah okay let's read the lyrics let's read the lyrics binky mike i think i could lyrics. Let's read the lyrics, Pinky Mike. Pinky Mike is screwed the fuck in. Pinky Mike's screwed the fuck in, but he owns only one shirt, and that's it.

I mean, the kid's got one shirt. It's what it is. I mean, the kid told me he was homeschooled, so, I mean, it's just a weird kid. Yeah, but he's just, the kid is just, he was different from the other kids in Queens, and the kid started playing with cameras at a very young age. Yeah, wait, read the lyrics. Read the lyrics. Okay, here we go. Come with me. Leave all your things. Yeah.

We can stop at Gucci. We can stop at Louis V. Not a good time for that, Drake. People are starving. Yeah. Come with me. Fly out to Greece. You can't. There's travel restrictions, full speed, survival Paris. Paris is on fire. There's riots in the suburbs. Come with me. Leave all your things. Yeah, we can stop at Gucci. No, you can't. You can stop at Louis V.

There's one customer at a time, six feet distance, and wash your hands. Come with me, fly to Greece. You can't. They're fucking Corona spiking again. Full speed. Je suis ton genie. He's speaking in French. Wow, because you can speak French.

I just spoke fucking French. Roll over. Je suis ton genie? What is it? What is jay sweet on genie i am a genie it means fucking cheese eat cheese croissants and let the germans roll over you it's what it is it means pray to mon cher pray to mon cher all right what's he doing cuz rolls royce and the hidden what are you talking about drake there's people eating sand in the street and you you made a song about Rolls Royces, you fucking bubble Canadian. Let's conquer Canada. I've had enough of Graham Kay.

Cuz, here's a little happy note. Here's today's HHFOD. On July 17, 1955, the $17 million theme park was open, and guess where that theme park was? Disney World. Cuz, your trip to Disney was the best advertisement for Disney.

Yeah, you talk about it. Yeah, I mean, we already talked about it on the cast extensively, so everyone knows. So you mind? No, yeah, go ahead. Yeah, you spent a full week at Disneyland with the clap. It's what it is. Yeah.

So it's just, you're one of those guys. And you also made it on Dilfs at Disneyland. Somebody took a snap of you. Dilfs says, dads, I'd like to fuck at Disneyland. You were with your mom and your daughter, and you had had to clap things aren't what they seem on instagram it's what it is cuz yeah i should have been i should have been i should have been instead of the dilfs of disneyland it should have been the drips of disneyland you know it's funny it's really funny the difference between reality and is instagram is like you know our finest moments very that are like a commercial

for ourselves so there's a lot of women that saw you on the dilfs and they're going that is a hottie with a body that kid from guy code is cute and then the reality was you were just a worried nervous kid with a stingy p who was trying to get antibiotics shipped down to you via fedex to florida yeah from florida Direct from Warsaw, Poland. Debo is not coming on. So, I mean, what's going on? Oh, there he is. Yeah! The kid made it.

The last two minutes, the kid made it. He's got a Mets shirt. The kid's on mute again. No, no, no. I was in there for a good five minutes. Oh, and just Ben Antifa didn't let you in? Yeah, I don't think she wants to let me in. Yeah.

Does she want to let you in emotionally? I don't know. I don't think so. No, no way. Cuz, so, oh, wow, kid's drinking Pedialyte. Kid got fucked. I mean, if you see Devo with a Pedialyte, he got fucked up last night. Cuz, Devo's taking Pedialytes. That's bad news. How many Pedialytes you going to bring to Lake George? At least 10

Bro, it's going to get bad When are you even going if you're allowed to go? I'm going Sunday You might be dead by then I know, I might be dead Why can't he go? Oh, the situation Oh, yeah, bro

We're calling it the situation again. I like it. That's what it is because, yeah, when I sent to the group chat, when our boy was sending the group chat the picture of the dismembered people, the dismembered people from the news that got killed in New York, Deebo was like, oh, Chris looks pretty good right now. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm glad you were texting, so I knew you were right. You need a security consulting firm to to watch your phone you need you need former masad agents to guard your phone i yeah i gotta get gasoline maxwell to watch my phone i think he does it on purpose probably yeah he likes to rush the kid does like an adrenaline rush instead of doing instead of doing blow you do that yeah you just leave your phone open. I'm still waiting for my invite to Montauk, by the way. Well, bro, you could have come

anytime you wanted. We haven't got time out there. Yeah, I bet. Who do you got for your squeak of the week this week? It's so funny to get the PD line. Something happened. I'm gonna go with Will Smith. Will Smith for squeak of the week? Yeah, bro. What did he do?

He was getting cucked out by Jada Pinkett Smith You didn't see that on the round table? That's right I mean, Debo comes with the fucking left hook So you don't see That is a great squeak of the week I mean, he got Yeah, I mean, he did

He went on her Facebook show For her to tell him That she was banging another guy Yeah Yeah, he was like Babe, tell me how you banged her, man Tell everybody He was just sitting there

Like a loser Yeah Fucking squeak of the week, baby That's a good sque tell me how you banged it, man. Tell everybody. He was just sitting there like a loser. Fucking squeak of the week, baby. That's a good squeak. When are you leaving for Lake George? In about five hours. Oh, you're going today? Oh, yeah.

Because you're going to be dead by the time I get there. Exactly. That's the point. I'm going to see people. They're going to be looking in the lake. There's going to be pedialytes everywhere. Bro, so wait. I didn't know everybody was going up today.

All right, maybe I'll change my plans and come up with you. You're a fucking liar. Yeah. You're a fucking liar. Mr. Young, I'll see you Sunday. I'll see you Sunday, cuz. Yanni, Yanni, get up there. I'm going to fucking come up there, too.

You know what? You should. Yeah, I'll be up there. I'll see you guys up there. Yeah, get in. Just get a boat, and that's it. I'll be up there. All right. Oh, wait.

By the way, we're going to do this. We want you to spell you got a word that you want him to spell? Yeah. Yeah, let's spell administration. See you later, bro. Admin.

Yeah, he went with admin. That's good. I'll see you Sunday. Later. All right, everybody. Follow Longfellow all right everybody follow longfellow deebs longfellow what is it longfellow longfellow deebs 31 on instagram longfellow why is it 31 is that daryl strawberry's number knows yeah who knows i mean i don't know with this kid anymore because i mean the kids drinking pia light that's that's debo squicking a wig will smith good move but you do i mean you do you can't slip a punch now no 100 100 yeah it's good so when those punches came out you slipped a few no it slipped a few yeah is it tough though to wake up to wake up out of a cold sleep and get blows

yeah it's hard yeah i thought i was hearing the web by the morning music yeah i mean so you just did you think did you wake up and think it was a home invasion when you started getting hit yeah no idea you had no idea what was and you were drunk too right oh yeah so for the first couple minutes you just had no idea what was going on no clue yeah you're just getting you're just taking blows that's what it is take a blow is do a blow because that is weapon in the morning what a great week what a great week we released one um maybe we're going to start voting on the patreon maybe they'll tell us which one we should Cuz, that is Wepa in the morning. What a great week. What a great week. We released one. Maybe we're going to start voting on the Patreon.

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