History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - Winston Churchill Keep Calm & Cackle on

Starting point is 00:00:00 No Frills delivers. Get groceries delivered to your door from No Frills with PC Express. Shop online and get $15 in PC Optimum Points on your first five orders. Shop now at NoFriills.ca. Eggs, bacon, baked beans, I think a big beefsteak tomato, and a bowl of fruit. And he would eat that every morning and he would only wake up at like 11 o'clock in the afternoon. He only started his day late. I don't know how he had any appetite with all that anxiety going on You're getting bombed every night. You gotta you're worried that the Nazis are gonna take over your island You don't got the Americans in yet. You feel a disadvantage

Starting point is 00:00:35 How the hell was he able to get anything down? So the thing is because I think that some people the way that they react to anxiety and stress is to not get smaller They get bigger and Winston Churchill got bigger emotionally and physically. I mean, the kid was fat. If Humpty Dumpty was a movie right now, it'd be played by Winston Churchill. Yeah, and he was a wild kid with his outfits. The guy liked to wear a onesie.

Starting point is 00:00:53 Yeah. He liked to walk around in a onesie like a baby. I liked it. Well, cause he looks like a baby. So he said, let me just act like a baby. He wore a onesie. Now here's the thing with Winston Churchill. A lot of people know Winston Churchill.

Starting point is 00:01:04 You know him as the prime minister of England, which by the way, I was watching documentaries about him this weekend with members of my family. Would you say the average American person knows that Britain, Great Britain and England have a prime minister and not, like do you think that they know what that means? I don't think the average American knows

Starting point is 00:01:24 that England and Great Britain are the same country. I think they think England is one country and Great Britain is another country. Right. I think so. Well, because you know, but even that, but Great Britain is England, is actually England, Scotland, and Northern Ireland. Right. Right. And it used to be all Ireland until they were like, fuck it and get out. Get the fuck out. But cause they were saying, cause, cause when I was watching my family, they were like, oh, cause they were like, fuck you, get out. Get out. Get the fuck out. But because they were saying, because when I was watching my family, they were like, oh, because they were saying, you know, they call Downing Street, 10 Downing Street is

Starting point is 00:01:50 like their White House. And then the prime minister, you know, because when I was watching it with my family member, they were like, what is it so special about being a prime minister? I was like, they're like the president of England and they didn't know that. And I was a little shocked that they didn't know that, but maybe we're just history-loving. No, there's a lot of countries that call them prime minister. Right. So you're dealing with people who aren't asking a lot of questions.

Starting point is 00:02:16 It's, yeah. Yeah, because Germany's got a prime minister. No, Angela Merkel's a prime minister. I think she was a chancellor. Oh, she's a chancellor. You're right. Isn't it chancellor? Look at me calling people stupid when I'm stupid. If you don't start, if you don't take your anxiety down, I'm gonna fucking give you smack. I'm gonna hit you with a banana because you want to take a nibble

Starting point is 00:02:38 of the vegan banana bread because it's vegan it's healthy. No I don't and here's the thing, I said to Winston Churchill I'm 100% healthy because I eat vegan or whatever. He said, I'm 200% healthy because I fucking drink coffee and I smoke cigars. And I smoke cigars. Right, the field marshal of D-Day said that, that general, he was kind of like known as a dick, because, are you talking about Eisenhower?

Starting point is 00:03:01 Do you know what's a fun fact about Winston Churchill? Well, Eisenhower represented the American side, but then there was the guy who led the British. The kid used to like to walk around naked, and sometimes he would take baths and have his secretary recite what he wanted her to recite, and he was naked in the bath. A lot of times, him and his whole family

Starting point is 00:03:17 stayed with Franklin Delano Roosevelt at the White House for a month, and FDR saw the kid's piece multiple times, because he would just dictate to him in the bathtub. Here's another fun fact. Here's one thing I wanted to, why I'm fascinated with Winston Churchill is we'll get to all his Gallipoli and all the things that he did

Starting point is 00:03:31 and what you know him for. But guys, you know what a lot of people don't know about Winston Churchill? You know what his fricking mother was born? His mother was born? You know his mother was born? She was an American kid. Yeah, but you know where she was born?

Starting point is 00:03:43 Brooklyn. Brooklyn, guys. She's a Brooklyn kid. Winston, but you know where she was born? Brooklyn. Brooklyn, come on. She's a Brooklyn kid. Winston Churchill's mother is from Brooklyn. Yeah. She wasn't raised in Brooklyn in the 1800s. And here's one thing, it's the same thing with the Jews. If you're born out of American vagina, then you're American, guys.

Starting point is 00:03:57 Right, right. So Winston Churchill, you can't be born out of an American vagina and not get a little red, white, and blue goo on your head. That's just the same rule as the Jews. It's the same Jew rule. That's why Jesse is a Jew. He's a Jew.

Starting point is 00:04:10 Jesse's a Jew. He tries to be Italian, but he's a fucking Jew. Jesse's Jewish and that's why Patti Clips, who also helps run the studio, is Lebanese, why Patti came in here with a mask on. That's what it was. That's what happened. It's not Pat's fault. Pat's just from the Middle East and it just it's a trigger thing even though he loves Jesse as we all do but because he was born

Starting point is 00:04:29 out of the Jewish womb then Pat has a sensation about him because he's Middle Eastern where he just puts a mask on. That's just how it's unfortunate and I don't think it's right. No we're not saying it's right we're just saying it's a fact of life it's something that happens it's a truth bet of Ginsburg that people from the Middle East have a tough time eating around Jews. They do. And it's unfortunate. And I think Jews have a tough time eating around Arabs. Yes. It's what it is. And you got a tough. Obviously, we're just kidding. Just joking. But a lot of 14. A lot of 14. Yeah. But it is one of those things where

Starting point is 00:05:00 Winston Churchill's mother was an aristocrat, a high society lady from Brooklyn, United States, and then she married Winston Churchill's father, kind of like an arranged marriage, who was a Lord in Randolph Churchill. Was his mother the Duchess of Bay Ridge? She might have been. She might have been the Duchess of Bay Ridge. They were sitting, Winston Churchill's father

Starting point is 00:05:20 and his mother were sitting there somewhere in Brooklyn and he's trying to talk to her and she goes, "'We're not gonna be friends.'" No, we're to her and she goes, we're not gonna be friends. No, we're not gonna be friends. You know we're not gonna be friends. You know where this is heading. How hot is Margot Robbie in that movie? And he went, yeah.

Starting point is 00:05:32 She was so hot. It's insane. Yeah, I wanted to slurp her poop. I would. I would slurp her poop. I would slurp her poop. Yeah, some girls you just got slurp your poop. Poop, yeah.

Starting point is 00:05:43 Yeah. Now Winston Churchill, okay, the kid is born. And here's the thing. It wasn't like the kid in the beginning of his career made a lot of mistakes and make no mistake, the British people hated him. Yeah. They hated him in the beginning

Starting point is 00:05:56 because of the big one was Gallipoli. Do you know about Gallipoli? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. In World War I, Gallipoli. He made a big boo boo. He made a big mistake against your mortal enemy, the? Germans. Turks.

Starting point is 00:06:08 Oh, the Turks. No, because you don't, Germans are your friends. Oh, Germans are friends. You're friendly, just come over here. Oh yeah, he made a big mistake. He planned out the whole thing and it went south. It went south, thousands of mostly Australian and New Zealand soldiers who at that time in 1914

Starting point is 00:06:23 were a part of, well they were still part of the British empire. And people hated Winston Churchill because they blamed Gallipoli on him. I mean, it was a disaster. Cause it's a disaster, but he says it's because it was a committee of people, many generals making decisions. And he said from this point on,

Starting point is 00:06:41 I'm gonna do things my way. If I get the chance again, we're not gonna have a lot of chefs in the kitchen. I'm gonna do this like Adolf Hitler. I'm gonna call the shots myself. Exactly. Yeah, cause he blamed it on everybody else. That could have just been him being a dick.

Starting point is 00:06:55 It could have been him being a dick. And here's the thing about Winston Churchill. The kid did not like Indians. Unfortunately. He let a lot of them die. Unfortunately he did because he had people. Here's the thing folks, if you wanna get of them die. Unfortunately, he did because he had people. Here's the thing, folks. If you wanna get mad at people in history,

Starting point is 00:07:09 and I'm just gonna be crystal clear with you right now. If you wanna get mad at people in history, you have every right to get mad at people in history, but make no mistake, you were not in the situation. You were never given the immense stress and power that some of these people in history had to endure. So your biggest decision sometimes in life is what am I going to have for breakfast? Where Winston Churchill has to say,

Starting point is 00:07:30 because you can very easily say Winston Churchill was a piece of shit, he let India, the famine in India rage on when he could have sent them rice and food to help them, but he also had to send rice and food to his starving army who was fighting the Nazis who were on crystal meth and advancing in World War II through their blitzkrieg like crazy. So yes, he unfortunately had to let some Indian people die and that really does suck, but he also had to feed his army because if he didn't feed the army and the Nazis would have taken over Europe, then guess what? We'd all be speaking German right now.

Starting point is 00:08:01 Yeah, and you can't blame a British guy for being a British guy. I mean, he might have gotten off the plane and gotten to India and just went P.U. Yeah. And that could have just been his first impression of the country and go, this place just doesn't smell great. Yeah. So I'm just going to care about it less because I'm a British snob. I'm a British snob. And you know what, folks, and if you go back and listen to some of our episodes, we've told you that good people do bad things, bad people do good things. And this is a truth. Bader Ginsburg, we're about to hit you with right now. Go back to listen to one of the old Hisrani episodes, but Winston Churchill probably had good reason to not like Gandhi, because Gandhi, I know you think he was a good guy. He liked to bang out. And it's S-lo-ke-S.

Starting point is 00:08:38 Yes, his cousins too. I think she was 13. Yeah. So here's the thing, folks. He was testing himself. Babe. He was like going, all right, I want to let's sleep thing, folks. He was testing himself. Babe. He was like going, all right, I wanna, let's sleep naked with her and see if I could do it. But you know what he did. You know he pushed his wood up against it. He pushed his wood up, he put his wood-drawer wheels. He banged her out and it's unfortunate.

Starting point is 00:08:57 And I know that people wanna hate on Winston Churchill on TikTok, but the truth is, folks, you've never been put in a position like he's been put in a position and he pretty much mostly rose to the occasion. He rose to the occasion. He was just the guy that history says

Starting point is 00:09:10 stood up to Hitler and said, I gotta woo FDR. By the way, talk about a kid who's got eyes that are close together. FDR. Every time he's gonna pick an FDR, he's got a monocle. Yeah. I mean, his eyes were close together, his legs didn't work. Cause you think he can get polio?

Starting point is 00:09:24 I might get polio. Yeah. But he was his eyes were close together, his legs didn't work. Cause you think you can get polio? I might get polio. Yeah. But he was like, I'm going to woo this guy into the, into the war because we need this guy cause we're just going to get overrun by the Nazis. Cause the Nazis were a goddamn machine. They were a machine. They were storming everybody. And so he just took the fight, kept protecting the island.

Starting point is 00:09:41 They started bombing citizens. Right. It got ugly, but he just kept writing love letters to FDi going babe babe. This is your fight, too Yeah, this is your fight to babe. That's because here's the thing we got to bring these two forces together Just like we did with the hyenas. Yeah, it's what it is. Yeah Yeah, what it is so folks. Here's the thing World War one happens a key Here's the truth a lot of people say, why don't more people talk about World War I?

Starting point is 00:10:08 Because it was fucking boring, okay? Because nobody really did anything. I mean, I know a lot of people. Nobody with charisma, nobody like an Adolf. World War II, why it's interesting, why Winston Churchill becomes Winston Churchill and Adolf Hitler and Stalin and FDRs, because you had big personalities.

Starting point is 00:10:22 Right, right, right. Like you said, charisma. You had a lot of fun things happening. Right. World War I was kind of just. Well, not so fun. Yeah, right, right. Like you said, charisma. You had a lot of fun things happening. Right. World War I was kind of just. Well, not so fun. Yeah, well, it depends what side you're on. It depends what side you're on.

Starting point is 00:10:31 Yeah, oh, you say fun. Yeah. I mean, there was stuff that wasn't so fun if you had a frisbee on your head. If we're just talking about, I'm not saying. Just talking about the German perspective for the first couple years. That's what you're saying. If we're just talking about, and I'm not talking about good or bad, I'm not I'm not saying talking about the German perspective for the first couple years. That's what you're saying.

Starting point is 00:10:46 We're just talking about and I'm not talking about good or bad. If I'm taking I'm talking about just endorphins going up, people having fun. Yeah. I mean, who was having more fun than the 39? We were just field goal kicking everybody taking countries. I mean, they took Poland like I fucking took a vegan banana. Yeah. Give it to me.

Starting point is 00:11:04 They just took it. They took took a vegan banana for a reason. Give it to me. They just took it. They took France. They just walked into France. I mean, the resident doctor, the resident doctor of this show, our good friend, Dr. Lukey, who's a Polish kid born and raised in Warsaw. I mean, his faith, generations of kids

Starting point is 00:11:19 have just been born with, I mean, the kid just always looks surprised. His face just always looks surprised because he's just like, are those Germans coming to take my country? Yeah, he looks like a black and white photo. He does look like a black and white photo. And he looks like he should be in like Auschwitz.

Starting point is 00:11:32 Yeah, he just has that look. He's got that look. He's got an ancient European kind of, no new jeans to my village kind of look. Yeah, and that's why I was very, when we first met, when we were friends at 18, I think because I still have the German DNA and he has the Polish DNA.

Starting point is 00:11:44 You tried to put him in the... I was looking at him. I was like, I remember in my head, I was like, how can I put this guy in a cannon? Yeah, what are we having today after the game, Chris? We have pizza. He said, no, we're having you. Yeah, I want to have Lukasz Schnitzel. Yeah, Schnitzel from Lukasz. So, no, but so, so World War I, you know, Gallipoli, that's the big thing with Winston Churchill in World War I. He gets blamed for Gallipoli. They kind of oust him out of politics.

Starting point is 00:12:11 And then what happens is, because the thing is, because World War II didn't really happen that long after World War I. If you think it was like that long, it really wasn't because it wasn't that long. The Germans got right back to work. Right back to work. Because they rebuilt quick and they were like, look, we lost in the championship game last year, but we rebuilt, we got a new GM, and we like this guy, and we're going right back in for a ring.

Starting point is 00:12:35 Yeah, they liked that. They went, it's like the next season they went for it. Yeah, they just kind of went for it and they just kept winning. I mean, you know? And so what happened was, is Winston Churchill was the only person in parliament at that time saying, we have to stop Hitler now because Neville Chamberlain,

Starting point is 00:12:51 who was the prime minister of England at the time, actually made a peace deal with Hitler. He was like, you know what, let's just, he met them and said, let's just shake hands on peace. And Churchill was like, no, no, we have to go to war with him. We have to stop him right now. And they were like, they kept telling him to shut up. He was telling the British public, we have to stop Hitler. He's a mad man. He knew this in like the 19, mid 1930s. And then they just start blitzkrieging, taking every country. And then once they took Poland, that was the buffer country between kind of Eastern Europe and Western Europe. And then they were like, oh shit. And then the people actually, they had, they called for, the people called for Neville Chamberlain's head.

Starting point is 00:13:30 They were like, he's got to get out. And within 10 minutes, They actually called. They did. They were like, this guy is, we need a guy with some balls in there. Yes, I mean, yeah. And so that's why they were,

Starting point is 00:13:39 like, I don't think without Neville Chamberlain being such a F word, I don't think they go for Churchill. Because you might as well just say it. You said it twice already. Yes! Because they knew that Churchill was a military bulldog and they knew that he was a hawk against Hitler. And so they're going, oh, look what happened. He went and made the peace deal and said he

Starting point is 00:13:57 wasn't going to take Poland. Then he went back on and he took Poland. We can't trust this little crazy guy with a half mustache. This little crazy guy with a half mustache. This little crazy guy with a halfie. So what happens is, the big turning point too, is what Churchill really kind of gets famous for, is he becomes Prime Minister and then Dunkirk. You know the battle of Dunkirk, which you guys have seen that movie with Tom Hardy. If you guys ever want to just kind of move your monkey a little bit to a movie down in your basement with the lights off when your father's not home, throw on Dunkirk and just listen to Tom Hardy's voice. It's kind of like ASMR. He's great.

Starting point is 00:14:28 Yeah, he's just the whole time he's in a mask and he's just yeah. Yeah. So Tom Hardy, that's my hall pass. So Tom Hardy? Tom Hardy. I know Jasmine when we talk she's like who's your hall pass? You know Jasmine. Tom Hardy. Jasmine said Mark Wahlberg and I said Tom Hardy and she said excuse me. I thought I was like yeah Tom Hardy. Iassman said Mark Wahlberg and I said Tom Hardy and she said, excuse me? I thought, I was like, yeah, Tom Hardy, I mean, I meant Jessica Beal. Would you top him? I mean, you're a big guy or would you get topped by Tom Hardy?

Starting point is 00:14:52 Tom Hardy? I would probably say for him, I would, with Tom Hardy, I don't gotta, I know you got a gay mind and you're open to it, but you just don't got the type of body that can receive gay sex. You're just gonna have big white milky legs in the air. It's just not for you.

Starting point is 00:15:06 The thing is, to be honest with you, I wouldn't even want to have sex with Tom Hardy. I would just want to kind of have him look out a window and me hold him from the back. That's all I'm looking to do with Tom Hardy. Just kind of hold him and just kind of smell his hair. You just want love from guys. That's all I want to do.

Starting point is 00:15:20 I'm not looking to do anything gay. I really just want love. I just want to hold. There's times when you and I have to walk around and maybe I should grab Yanni's hand. Yeah, just for romance I swear it is but I'm not looking for anything sexual cuz that's it You know, like if we're in a long trip like when we fly we got to go fly to Texas weekend Yeah, if I get a little tired of me, just you might just wake up in my head in your lap It just might have it. Yeah, my head's on your shoulder

Starting point is 00:15:39 Yeah, I mean cuz make no mistake because this episode well this episodes coming out Thursday make no mistake folks We're on Joe Rogan right now. Right now we're on Joe. We're on Joe Rogan right now as well. And it's probably a fucking snooze. Now those two guys loved each other very much too. Who, Winston Churchill? Winston Churchill and FDR.

Starting point is 00:15:55 They started developing a nice relationship where they really loved each other and I think the kid Winston Churchill wrote him like a thousand letters. Well, Winston Churchill, that was a suitor. He was the suitor. Winston Churchill was, Winston Churchill definitely wrote. He was going like, come on, nuke the jobs.

Starting point is 00:16:10 Get it, get it. Help us come in. We need your help. Well, Winston Churchill wrote many more letters to FDR than FDR wrote to Churchill because he knew that he was being pursued. But the thing is, is Dunkirk, Winston Churchill kind of gets famous

Starting point is 00:16:23 because he was the one that said, cause they had 450,000 troops and Dunkirk and the Germans were closing in. They would have lost the whole army and that war would have been over. But he said, get small boats, get the British people to help us. And they got like 380,000 soldiers

Starting point is 00:16:38 back off the shores from Dunkirk across the English Channel. And then they had the, you know, then the battle of Britain happens where Churchill says we're gonna have to fight them in the air. English Channel. And then they had the, you know, then the Battle of Britain happens where Churchill says, we're going to have to fight them in the air. And so many British pilots died, but they beat the Germans back enough. They scared the Germans back. Their first kind of hit back because no one had stopped the Germans at all. They were like, Hitler was like, oh, we can't bomb. We can't just go in and bomb England and London. We can't do it during the day. So that's when they started coming at night. And that when they started blitzing London

Starting point is 00:17:06 and bombing London for 56 days in a row, they dropped bombs on these kids. And here's the thing, okay, when I watch a documentary, when you go look at the London Blitz, when they're bombing these people for 56 days, they're in bomb shelters, and of course the first few days, you know, it's the British people are staying underground and school is closed and the stores are closed.

Starting point is 00:17:25 But then cause they just start to live their life. Okay. They get used to it. You get used to it. So the thing is like, you know, the people today, sometimes when we complain and bitch about this and that, it's like, imagine your city was getting bombed every day for 56 days, but then you just went to school or you just went to the market.

Starting point is 00:17:40 They had a party. If there was a podcast, it would have been doing the podcast. And then at night you just go into the bomb shelter. Yeah, everyone just lived underground. Just accept that what you're doing, living right now, a lot of it, a lot of the pain you're in, it's in your head, cuz not you, just people.

Starting point is 00:17:54 It's in your fucking head. Actually, you too, it's in your head. I think that's our perception of it, but I think if you would have asked those guys at the time, they would have went, this fucking sucks. Yeah, they did great. But they accepted it, and a big part of that

Starting point is 00:18:07 was Winston Churchill saying, Winston Churchill saying, we're gonna fight them in the streets, we're gonna fight them in the hills, we'll never, ever, ever surrender. And he would go down himself, two things he did. One, he would go down to the bomb shelters and show the people, fat man Scoop is here,

Starting point is 00:18:20 I got the cigar, I'm here, I'm walking around my onesie. And then the second thing he would do is during these bombs, when they would just drop anywhere from the night sky, he would stand on his roof and smoke a cigar and let the people know that he's on the roof. I want you guys to be safe, but I'm on the fucking, he wanted the Hitlers and Germany know I'm on the roof.

Starting point is 00:18:37 Yeah, supposedly even when he left a post, a political post and went back into battle. Right. Remember that part where he goes back into battle, joins the regiment. He was a guy that did not shy away from danger. He had a deep belief that he had a destiny. He always felt like he was destined to be prime minister. It didn't look like it was gonna go that way

Starting point is 00:18:57 because he got very unpopular. Then after what happened in, you know, when he had that big tragedy, he had to kind of resign. Gallipoli. Gallipoli. Gallipoli, then he went and he became like a, he was a military guy, he was infantry, he went on the front lines. I think it was in Africa or something, right?

Starting point is 00:19:12 He's a guy who like, and he fought legit. He legit fought, so that's why sometimes when you hear about these stories about Alexander the Great or these other Roman generals, whatever, who led the front lines, you're like, I don't know if I believe that, but a guy like Winston Churchill, so we actually have video evidence, Teddy Roosevelt video evidence of it, or you know, we know that it happened.

Starting point is 00:19:31 So he was, the one thing about Winston Churchill, he was not puss. He was not a pussy. And he would throw a swing and he was begging FDR to get into the war because he knew if the Americans don't join, we're done. He needed the Americans because we were like steroids. We were windstroll. The only way you're going to ever beat Adolf is you need to get juiced up a little bit and you need to send the American Jews. Yeah. And the Americans were going, listen, we just got in a war over there. This is their problem. We're not going back over there. Can't these whites just figure it out? They're always fighting with each other. We're not going back over there. We're isolationists. We got things over here that we want to care about. And then Destiny intervened in the name of the Japanese and they woke up.

Starting point is 00:20:15 The boys. Yeah, they made a big mistake. Julia Roberts, Pretty Woman and Boys, huge mistake. Huge. Big, big mistake. Huge. So wait, but I want to ask you this because we've known we've covered on this show. If you go watch our, if you haven't, if you're new here, go watch our episode, um, Pearl Harbor, one of the classic historian episodes. We talk all about Pearl Harbor, but we have spoken about how the Japanese got involved and they bombed Pearl Harbor because they wanted to fuel their own war

Starting point is 00:20:42 machine. They needed oil, there's all, whatever. But it's a little coincidental that Churchill is begging for the US to get in the war. And then all of a sudden, the Japanese bomb the US and get us into the war. Do you think Churchill, and we haven't found evidence yet, but do you think the kid did, he had a little sushi date, you think he sat down on the floor, he went to Emperor Hiroshito's palace, took off his shoes, sat on the floor, got a little

Starting point is 00:21:07 sush and said, let me make you a proposal. I think what could have- Is it possible? It's very possible. Something like that. The British intelligence there were doing a lot. They had double agents in the German army. Maybe they had something cooking in the Japanese military.

Starting point is 00:21:25 And what they did is maybe they sent out like a false Morse code or they said, oh, we broke the American's code. They're about to attack from Pearl Harbor and then convinced them to preemptively attack because he wanted to get them in the war. That's very possible, that's secret, and maybe we'll never know it

Starting point is 00:21:40 because it is a coincidence. It's too much of a coinkydink that all of a sudden this country who was swearing they were gonna be isolationists gets bombed out of nowhere. It also could be FDR because FDR always agreed with Churchill, he just couldn't convince the people. He needed something, he needed some big thing to happen

Starting point is 00:22:00 that galvanized them and so maybe he just said, he called the Japanese and said, hey, we're gonna give you a free shot to the face. Yeah. And just- It's like Power Slap, hit me. And just in true American fashion, what happens is the Japanese bomb Pearl Harbor, the Americans get into the war.

Starting point is 00:22:17 Winston Churchill says, now we need to go kill the Germans, right? And he goes, no, we're just going to go to Africa and kill them. The first thing they do is they just went to North Africa and they're like, we're just going to kill a bunch of North Africans and then we're just going to fight to Africa and kill them. The first thing they do is they just went to North Africa, and they're like, we're just going to kill a bunch of North Africans, and then we're just going to fight Germany there. Yeah. Because Americans, we just want to always just take over Africa.

Starting point is 00:22:31 And I don't know why. It's just an American thing. Well, it was an easier front to it. That's what they said. That's what they say. Yeah, but the kids were just like, oh, let's go. Here's another opportunity. Yeah, let's get more Africans.

Starting point is 00:22:43 And it's messed up. But so they go to North Africa. I'm not sure if that's true, but it's go. Here's another opportunity. Yeah, let's get more Africans. And it's messed up. But so they go to North Africa. I'm not sure if that's true, but it's possible. It's, hey, the Australianians, as we told you, we are the chat GPT sluts. You come here for fun and a little fact. You come here for more fun than fact. It's definitely more of a fun ride. If you wanna go more fact than fun,

Starting point is 00:22:59 then you go to our boy Dan Carlin. Yeah, it's definitely more of a fun ride. Yeah, or Carlson. We're basically taking a sports car around the block, but you ain't really going anywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but we're having fun. Yeah, we're having a good time. You take the, you take what's fun. What I want the people to do, of course, go to patreon.com slash history, IE, where we go and we have the most fun there is go on Patreon and you know, see if you know, like take a shot if every time that we say something

Starting point is 00:23:23 that is historically inaccurate, go do the research yourself and then write on Patreon, what did the boys get wrong? Yeah. I love because our fan, what's beautiful about Patreon is what's happening now. We're only six episodes in the community there. If you go on that Bay Ridge boys chat, I mean, these people are taught it. It's happening again. They're hilarious.

Starting point is 00:23:41 The funniest fans ever. And then they're like going on dates with each other. They're talking about what we got right, what we got wrong. Patreon.com slash history IANIS. We do a bonus episode up there. Anything we've cackled out here, we put on there. But then we also talk about some facts,

Starting point is 00:23:55 even more facts that are actual, historically accurate on the page. Right, and right now, here's a good opportunity to let you know we got our RSS feedback on Apple, which was a big struggle, but we got it. Yes. So we got all our old subscribers back. So please go there, get it active, write a review, rate it five stars.

Starting point is 00:24:12 Go hit the Apple app. Yeah, go hit it up. And we appreciate that. But because with, you know, so the Japanese get involved and now, and now the United States military, because here's the truth, folks, is what it is. You could talk shit about the United States military, because here's the truth folks, is what it is. You could talk shit about the United States all you want. Number one, despite what you read in the news, we are still the number one country, the number one superpower.

Starting point is 00:24:31 Buy a lot, folks. Buy a lot. China's not even close. North Korea's not close. Nobody's really close. We're so powerful, we put drones on ourselves. Yeah, we got drones on ourselves. They're looking over New Jersey.

Starting point is 00:24:42 Yeah, they're looking at... Just some in New Jersey, Yeah, they're looking at just something in New Jersey I think they're looking for what are they looking for? Unfortunately the truth unfortunately the rumor that's looking like it's more and more true is that somebody got a nuke from Ukraine and they Got it in to the eastern waters or the United States and apparently those drones are looking for a nuke. It's scary Good. No, you know what? It's scary if you are not around your family But for me, it's like if if you're going to nuke us, at least that's the way to go, because then we'll all just go together. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:25:09 No problem, because we're in the blast zone. Yeah. But you might be OK, because make no mistake, because you live in Maine. I don't want. Yes. I said. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hurt by this thing that's a rumor that's an ex-rumor it's a rumor that's what they're doing but in the front page of the New York Post this morning Joe Rogan even said it's true so we're gonna ask him to his face on Thursday

Starting point is 00:25:29 joe Rogan is did you see yeah well here's the deal it makes a lot of sense because what else are they doing you know they're American planes because they got FAA lights going on long Bandy Twizzlers candy keeps the fun going. Keep the fun going. Twizzlers, keep the fun going. Yeah, so you know, it's like, what else do they do? Yeah, Joe Roe, infrared alert Homeland Security, FBI finally ramping up efforts to probe mystery drones tormenting New Jersey and New York.

Starting point is 00:26:08 OK, so now it's breaking news that now the FBI is involved. OK, so yeah. So yeah, let's see. Federal authorities have finally stepped up efforts to investigate mysterious drone sightings that have been spotted nightly over a growing swath off the eastern seaboard for nearly a month. Okay, so any of the newbies talking about it.

Starting point is 00:26:27 I think they're called nuke sniffers. Nukes sniffers, yeah. They're looking for fumes. They're looking for, yeah. Joe Rogan genuinely concerned about drone sightings after new theory emerges. Folks, it's what it is. I mean, you know, there's really nothing we can do

Starting point is 00:26:41 if there's a nuke off the East Coast. What else could they possibly be doing? The only thing that I'll advise you guys to do is if you really want to be safe and you want to guarantee that you get into the right part of heaven if a nuke gets off, every second of the day you need to be draped in the American flag. It's the only way. When Jesus sees you coming through the gates, no matter what you've done, he's going to see that American flag.

Starting point is 00:27:00 He's going to say, God, Dad, that's one of my guys. Get him in. Yeah. He's looking at you because why do you think, we've talked about this before, why do you think that our country is protected by the Atlantic and Pacific Ocean? Because Jesus Christ. That's Jesus Christ. And now here's the deal, if a nuke goes off, I want to be in the blast zone. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:27:16 I don't want to be on the expert, I don't want to live with half my face milked at all. Yeah, for a year you slowly die of cancer. It's like, just make me into dust right now. Right in the middle. I want to be slime. Yeah, I want to you slowly die of cancer. It's like, just make me into dust right now. I wanna be slime. Yeah, I wanna be in the blast zone. Hopefully this doesn't happen. Things are heating up. There's a lot to be anxious about.

Starting point is 00:27:32 There's a lot to be anxious about, but that's why you're safe here. I'm saying it to the fans, I'm saying it to you. You are safe here. And I have the utmost respect and the utmost trust in the military that they are gonna find whatever We're some seeing that's what it is. I don't know Yeah, or Russian or what they said Korean the theory is that it snuck out with the chaos of the Ukraine Russia war that it

Starting point is 00:27:59 Snuck out through the Ukraine and somehow it got over here because make no mistake if you go watch this new movie Ukraine and somehow it got over here because make no mistake, if you go watch this new movie Carry On on Netflix, you just realized that the TSA is Frank's and B's. Yeah, and you can also carry a nuke in a suitcase now, right? The issue is with nuclear warfare, and Oppenheimer was saying this, he said, oh, now we've released the God or whatever, I forgot whatever his famous quote is, but he said the nuclear bombs right now, he wasn't worried about in his lifetime because they had to be as big as rocket ships. He said if technology advances and they can make them small, then you have an issue because

Starting point is 00:28:33 the nuke that's in somebody's briefcase right now is 20 times stronger than Hiroshima. So what do we got to do to fix this world right now? You got to just keep where it's too late. You got to just... I just want to get this message out to the world. What do you have to do? Radical acceptance. Radical acceptance. Be friendly with your present and go gently with your day.

Starting point is 00:28:51 That's it. Can you hear me, leaders of the world? Yeah. Go gently. Go gently, radical acceptance, stay friendly with your present, be where your feet are, and the only thing you have to do

Starting point is 00:29:01 is the thing that you did on November 6th is you picked right. So you did save the worldth is you picked right. So you did save the world. You saved the world. So unfortunately, because if it was the other way, it'd be bad. Because if a world war starts now, I mean, Donnie T may be the guy. Will he be the new Winston Churchill or will he be Neville Chamberlain?

Starting point is 00:29:18 I'm going to say Donald Trump will be, here's the similarities between Winston Churchill and Donald Trump. So what happens is, is obviously, you know, this episode's not about World War II. You know what happens in World War II. United States, we beat the Nazis back. We beat the Japanese. We dropped the bombs. Everyone's triumphant.

Starting point is 00:29:34 V-Day. Winston Churchill was famous for this sign because he was saying victory. V-Day. The Germans surrender. Britain wins, whatever. But because of all that war, even though the people loved him, they said that he did not get reelected as prime minister

Starting point is 00:29:50 just a year later because the people figured we needed that mindset to win. We love you Winston Churchill, but now we need another type of, we need the exact opposite of you to rebuild and have this- Smart move too. Smart move.

Starting point is 00:30:04 So, but what happens though is they do that for four years and then they reelect Winston Churchill. Yet again, Winston Churchill becomes a prime minister twice. So they elect him, then they make a mistake, they don't elect him, then they reelect him back like Donald Trump. Right. So he's similar to Donny T where he said, we made a mistake. Right. Right. And then we said, come on back. Right. That's very possible. So that's what it was, folks.

Starting point is 00:30:27 So now, so that's a big similarity. And plus they both had American mothers. They both had American mothers and it was the three of them. It was three guys. It was war makes for strange bedfellows and we had Winston Churchill, we had FDR, and then we had a guy named Stalin.

Starting point is 00:30:44 Joseph Stalin. Not his real name. Is Joseph Stalin not his real name? Stalin means steel. The kid just wanted- Joseph Steel. Yeah, he was marketing. He liked people calling him Steel.

Starting point is 00:30:53 Man of Steel. Man of Steel, basically. So, and- I think his real name was Holohovsky or something. It's just some weird name. Weird name, and you know what's crazy about, like, and we should do an episode one day on, just specifically Joseph Stalin,

Starting point is 00:31:03 because I mean, he killed as many people as Adolf But he doesn't get the bad press about it. He took a lot of people down. He killed a lot of people. Yeah He was a commie and so what happened is when Winston Churchill FDR and him got together Slowly the relationship between Winston Churchill and FDR started to get a little Looser because Stalin stepped in and those were the two big guns and so they were kind of they started cucking them a little bit a little bit like you're you call yourself Great Britain but right now you're just your little Britain you're just kind of a little island that we don't care about yeah yeah had your day yeah and now it's the big boys need to talk yeah yeah and so and they started

Starting point is 00:31:39 making jokes about them right and Churchill didn't love that of course but he stayed professional and he just said you know what we still We still need them. And what he was worried about is what eventually kind of happened. He was worried about, he was like, you know, if they keep getting closer and closer, Stalin and FDR, then what's going to happen eventually is they're going to become really good friends and BFFs and then they may want to turn their sights and take over England. And so, and not that it ever got to that, but what definitely started to happen is they both... I mean, the reason why we even dropped it... You know the theory of why we actually dropped the nukes, right? We wanted to scare the Russians.

Starting point is 00:32:11 We wanted to scare the Russians. Scare Stalin, let him know we got it. Don't fuck around. That's why we dropped two, because we said to the Russians, oh, you thought we only had one motherfucker? We have thus. Yes. And so Churchill kind of knew all that, but do you know what's another wild thing that I learned about Winnie Church? You ever heard of Operation Unthinkable? You know about that one? No.

Starting point is 00:32:33 Okay. Ready for this? Yeah. Operation Unthinkable, folks. Should we do Operation Unthinkable on the Patreon or just do it here? Let's do it on the Patreon because that's a goodie. Operation Unthinkable, go to patreon.com slash hisstrainas. This is so wild and it's 100% true.

Starting point is 00:32:46 Yeah. It is 100% true. Now, what do we say to all the people out there on the internet that are saying that Winston Churchill is actually the villain of World War II and not Adolf Hitler? What I say, especially if you're coming from a country that has democracy right now, I'll say you should thank Winston Churchill, folks.

Starting point is 00:33:03 Right. Because if you thought he was a villain That's only because you've been free for the last 60 years to do whatever you want, right? You're sitting there with you cut your dick off and you have it on your head like a unicorn Well, but what you're saying what they're saying is what they're saying is Hitler wasn't that bad of a guy with the with the POW camps and the ovens and stuff What happened was you say Hitler wasn't that bad that's what they're saying okay what they're saying is because that's why Winston Churchill was really the bad guy because Adolf Hitler really did what he

Starting point is 00:33:32 did with the ovens in the POW camps because it was a logistics problem they didn't plan on what they could do with all these POWs so they just decided because they were overwhelmed with them the most humane thing to do Now that is from uh He's not even a real historian, but he is a content creator and it got big and tucker carlson interviewed him And what was his name again? Wait, so he said that like churchill was actually okay with it No

Starting point is 00:34:00 He said churchill was a bad guy because he started the war, because he wanted the war. Right. And Hitler didn't want the war. He just wanted a little piece of Poland and that said he would have stopped. Where they wanted the Rhineland and they wanted, they wanted like a little piece of Germany and they wanted a little Poland.

Starting point is 00:34:14 And that said, and they would have stopped, but Winston Churchill was this war hawk that was like goading him on and responsible for him continuing to go and go and go and go. Daryl Cooper, that was his theory. Right. So he's saying Winston Churchill. Is that the guy that jumped out of the plane?

Starting point is 00:34:28 No. That's D.B. Cooper. No, that's the guy that Tucker Carlson interviewed and then it was a big hoopla on the internet and even people on the right were very upset with that. Yeah. Yeah, and say, whoa, that's not true. Winston Churchill's a hero, but he's going, look at all these bad things Winston Churchill did.

Starting point is 00:34:43 Cause there's not a- It's almost like he was trying to cancel Winston Churchill. There's not a person in history- I don't know. I'm not saying it's true or not. Is there anyone- I wasn't there. Is there anyone in history who's went on to become a hero that people don't think is also a villain?

Starting point is 00:34:56 It seems like impossible to be a hero. Jesus Christ. Good guy all the way around. Yeah, but there are a lot of people who think he's a villain. You know who those, what we call those people. Yeah, those there are a lot of people who think he's a villain the prophets. Right, okay. I think the Jews think- Muhammad's the big guy and Jesus was just another guy. Yeah, Muhammad is- Muhammad's huge.

Starting point is 00:35:29 He's, yeah. He's Ted Sarandos. He's big. He's running it. Yeah, Muhammad's the big guy. Yeah. Yeah, and he was also a military guy. Yeah. And he was a political guy.

Starting point is 00:35:37 Right. He was a conqueror. You think he was a cute kid? There's no way he wasn't. Right. There's no way he wasn't. You can't have that much power and not be a little bit of a hottie with a body. Genghis Khan.

Starting point is 00:35:47 Yeah, but then, but look at Hitler. I mean, he was not a hottie, and he rose to power. He wasn't a hottie. I mean, just the way he spoke. Girls wanted to bang him out big, though, right? I mean, how many times have I gotten calls from you who say you're watching Hitler speeches in German, you're getting chills? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:35:59 I mean, before my- You can see how he convinced people to do things with that charisma. I mean, cuz it's one of those things I just watch it for history But if you ever want to kind of get fascinated then go watch a Hitler speech with the English subtitles on you're like wow Yeah, yeah, he's a good speaker. Yeah, church. It was also a good speed Well, I told you I told you when I was watching the Hitler speech when they just AI did the Hitler speech in English without a German accent He was just saying his words and Jasmine was making food in the kitchen and she's just

Starting point is 00:36:26 listening on the TV. She has no idea what I'm even watching. And she goes, who is that? And I go, oh, it's a political leader. She goes, I like what he's saying. He's making sense. I said, that's Hitler. She's like, oh my God.

Starting point is 00:36:39 No, I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah. Because he's talking, what all they did, this AI thing is every time they said Germany, they said America. And so they change it because all really Hitler would do is talk about how much he loves Germany and how every country is going to tell, he said, he kept, he would famously go to, you know, now we're fighting another superpower, it's Germany versus England. And he goes, one of us, one of us is going to be destroyed. The only way to win is one of us must be destroyed and it will not be the Germans.

Starting point is 00:37:10 Right. And they started to go nuts. Right. So this speech that I watched was like America versus, I think it was Russia, and America will not be destroyed. And like people clapping, whatever, and jazz like that shit is nice. Yeah, when you heard it in English,

Starting point is 00:37:24 you're going like, this sounds like a lot of politicians. He was just going, we're gonna make Germany great again. That was basically what he was saying. Put yourself, if you're a German person, the Jews stuff and the Holocaust stuff is inexcusable, but just as far as Germany getting their lives back and going to war, make believe you're a German person in your 20s or 30s.

Starting point is 00:37:41 At that time, you have no money, your country got decimated in World War I, you have to pay all these war reparations, and then this guy comes back, it's like, hey, let's pick up the pieces, and let's just stick it to these motherfuckers. Well, I could always see in all these countries, right, because they go from great economy to bad economy, feast to famine, and there's just one group

Starting point is 00:38:00 in all these countries that just has figured it out. They're just always doing good, right? And it's like, I could see during bad times, they look at the Jews and they go, what the fuck are they doing? But what they really are doing is just being good with money. That's all it is. They just are so good with it.

Starting point is 00:38:15 They're good with it. And there's nothing bad about that. They're good, it's economy. Certain groups are good at certain things. I gotta just say the Jews just figure out a way to just, they're recession proof. They just figure out a way. And then, so when you're down on your luck

Starting point is 00:38:26 and you look over there, it's very easy to scapegoat them because you're going like, they got, they're rich. They're doing okay. They're unaffected by this. Let's take them out. Yeah, it's what it is. But so, but so, you know, with, with-

Starting point is 00:38:38 It's not the first time it's happened. No, no. It just happens. And listen, Churchill, there is also another, and this is just a conspiracy cutie. This is a just happens. And listen, Churchill, there is also another, and this is just a conspiracy cutie. This is a conspiracy cutie right here, but there is some thought that the Americans and British knew about the Holocaust and the camps. And there's this theory that they say that when they discovered them, they were aghast by them and oh my God. And that definitely was, I'm sure,

Starting point is 00:39:01 some truth to that, but they thought they knew about this from their secret agents and that the Nazis were getting some type of scientific result in the beginnings of the Holocaust. And then it got to, because they all got so drugged out, not science and they just started mass murdering people. And so that's when they pulled in and said, get these camps out of here. But there is some thought that maybe FDR or Truman at the time knew and Winston Churchill knew about it. And they're like, if they're getting science out of it, maybe we should just like, you know.

Starting point is 00:39:30 Yeah, let's just see what they come up with. I mean, yeah. We're not doing it. Yeah, yeah. We're not doing it, but we could benefit from whatever they learned. It's kind of a weird part of history. It's possible.

Starting point is 00:39:39 That's a full conspiracy, QT. It's possible. But in the research we learned about that. Yeah, yeah, it's very possible. So what do you think? Winston Churchill, hero or villain, C research we learned about that. Yeah. Yeah, it's very possible So what do you think? What's the Churchill hero or villain cuts? Absolute hero. Yeah, I think it's one of those one of those cases in history where a guy's personality pushes history forward and Pushes good over evil. I really do this was you can get boggled down in all that This is what's so horrible about times like this,

Starting point is 00:40:05 because like you said, guys got to make horrible decisions where you're sacrificing one people for another, you're sacrificing lives for other lives. A lot of saving private Ryan moments happened, but ultimately he was the guy that first saw what kind of threat Hitler was. He first understood who he was and what he was about, and he was ringing the alarm. Nobody was listening. Everyone was scared. Chamberlain saw what kind of military beast he was. Didn't want any. He was like maybe we'll cut a deal and he was appeasing him and it was really only Winston Churchill that was signaling the alarm for the rest of the

Starting point is 00:40:42 world that this guy's going he wants to burn people He wants to take over the world. He wants to be a fascist. He's racist and it's bad for democracy and His efforts single-handedly to continue to woo FDR woo FDR. Come on, baby I love you get in yeah And he got in and he got him in now and that was that who does Winston Churchill sound a lot like Save the fucking world make zero mistake about it. Yeah, so you want a bitch that doesn't McDonald's in your country right now, you're fucking welcome.

Starting point is 00:41:11 Okay, cuz it could have been an oven in there. It could have been a fucking oven in there, people going in there and it would have been just schnitzel. Imagine going to a five star restaurant and all you're having is hot dogs. Exactly. It could have been that. You're welcome and let's just be crystal clear dogs. Exactly. It could have been that. You're welcome.

Starting point is 00:41:25 And let's just be crystal clear here, okay? Winston Churchill was predicting this, was warning the people and nobody listened, so he is Alex Jones. He was right like Alex Jones. Alex Jones is my prime minister. Yeah, he was way ahead of the game like Alex Jones. Yeah, Alex Jones is wild and he was calling shit out since like, he called Epstein out in like 2003.

Starting point is 00:41:43 Yeah, and Dunkirk which is just to emphasize Dunkirk again dude that could have been the end of it. That could have been the end of it if he couldn't get what was it 400,000 soldiers. He had no way to get him out and he goes what was it called operation get him out or something. Yeah uh what was it called? Operation Barboza. Barboza is the one that was Russia. Barbosa. Oh, okay. So whatever his operation was, he said everyone would have bowed. He said he went to the citizens. He said everyone would have bowed. We got to get these people up.

Starting point is 00:42:11 He ended up getting like 330,000 of them out when they were predicting maybe we'd get 40,000, 50,000. And that was basically the majority of the British military. Yeah. And I could tell- Pull them out. He pulled out when he needed to pull out. That's what it is, cuz. He's better than me like military. Yeah, and I could tell. I could tell because. He pulled out when he needed to pull out. That's what it is, cause he's better than me like that.

Starting point is 00:42:27 And I could tell that Giannis is now back in the game because make no mistake, we talked about that exact fact 30 minutes ago, but his eyes were here. But then they finally came back together. When he started, I just noticed that the eyes came back and then he's back in the game. Back in the game, cause I don't know if you brought up

Starting point is 00:42:41 that he used all the boats from the citizens. Did you said it? I said, I kind of said it word for word that they used all the boats from the citizens. I said- That's what I said. Did you say it? I said. I kinda said it word for word. Alright, so then? But your eyes were here. Yeah, so I just missed it. So now I'm back. But now you're back and you're laser focused and you got the bullseye back.

Starting point is 00:42:53 Cause you're Yanni Bullseye. And did you say that it would have- it could have like ended? I mean word for word. Word for word. That's what it is. Yeah. But we're friends of each other. I'm back.

Starting point is 00:43:02 And you're back and I'm happy that Yanni's back. Drinking a boxed water. He gave me water in a box. In a box, but I mean, it could have all changed right there and that could have been it. And then Dynamo. Dynamo. And then- We wouldn't have had Jesse, cuz they would have killed Jesse's mother.

Starting point is 00:43:19 Jesse would have been out of here. We probably still would be here as slaves though. You could- Actually, no, I would be fine. No, I would be fine. I would be. Actually, no, I would be fine. No, you would be fine. I would be Matt Wright. Yeah, you'd be fine. I'd be on top of the game. I'd have my hair dyed blonde.

Starting point is 00:43:29 Smarty whites like me and Jesse would be out. Because I would be kissing the mirror, just having fun. You'd be in a good place. I'd be in a good place, yeah, but you guys would be out. We'd be totally out. So you gotta give the guy a lot of credit. I think also, Hiro, to me, I understand when you look through history, you could see a lot of people did bad things.

Starting point is 00:43:47 George Washington had slaves, Gandhi, you know, Churchill, you know, let India starve. MLK used to cheat on his wife and hit her. Everybody's got something. Yeah. Okay. But the bottom line is they're great men because they're great men. All right. Overall net, they're great men.

Starting point is 00:44:03 Overall net great men they've done, they've done 10,000 times more than their critics have ever done in their life. That's why I go to that man in the arena speech with Teddy Roosevelt. That's huge. Critics are, by essence, weak people that they don't have the spirit to lead. I mean, you show me someone who critiques for a living, I show you a weak person. Yeah. Because these leaders, they're not critiquing anybody. They're just blowing shit up, getting shit done. They got to make tough decisions and they don't overthink it and they just do it.

Starting point is 00:44:31 Think about D-Day when they were using all those fake planes. Ingenious. Yes, because they weren't... The better place to invade would have been closer to Belgium, but they tricked them. They tricked the Germans and they came in on Normandy and they set up all those fake military apparatus. Well basically like Thanksgiving Day parade floats. Yeah, just like fake tanks and fake planes. And they came in.

Starting point is 00:44:52 Yeah, and they snuck attack them back. And D-Day, you know, Utah Beach and Omaha Beach, which cause I would love to go to Normandy. I think that's when we- Let's storm the beach in Normandy. Here's the thing, you ready for this? You ready for this? We're not going to be like, we're not going to have, you know, these money goals or whatever on Patreon, but what I will say is's the thing, you ready for this? You ready for this? We're not gonna be like, we're not gonna have you know, these money goals or whatever on Patreon, but what I will say is, you ready for this?

Starting point is 00:45:08 I'm ready. When we get to, right now we have 10,000-ish members at patreon.com slash history hyena. History hyena. 10,500. When we get to 25,000 members. We're going to fucking Normandy. We're going to, ready for this?

Starting point is 00:45:25 Yeah. Go to patreon.com slash history. I mean, join because we have a lot of content, a lot of fun. But when we get to 25,000 members, here's what we're gonna do. Me, you and Jesse are gonna go to Normandy and we're gonna pick one lucky Patreon member

Starting point is 00:45:36 and we're gonna take them with us. When we get to 25,000 members. So that's the only way you can get in the sweepstakes to we will take you with us now 99.9 chance if you're a piece you're gonna get picked Just know we are gonna look at your profile pictures and it's gonna be random But it's just randomly gonna be an absolute fucking smoke show that we're taking an orphanage It's a looks based contest. It's what it is. So yeah're hot. Yeah. And if you're not hot, get plastic surgery.

Starting point is 00:46:05 Go for it. Yes. 25,000 members, so we've got a ways to go. But we are going to Normandy because I want to go to Omaha Beach and Utah Beach. I want to see where this glorious D-Day happened. You know what's wild too about Normandy? And then we'll get to the patron names. You know they buried the German government once take the Nazi soldiers' bodies back or

Starting point is 00:46:25 bury them, whatever. And the British government, I'm sorry, the French government said, no, we'll bury them. You can keep their bodies here, but we're going to bury them with black crosses. So there's a whole field of black crosses and it's the Nazi soldiers buried there. I want to see that too. I want to see that. Yeah, I want to see that too. Would you take a piss on?

Starting point is 00:46:42 Yeah, like I did. Remember I took a piss on the Confederacy. When we went to the Battle of Antietam, when we went to Antietam battlefield in Maryland, Yannis took a piss where the Southern Confederate soldiers repaired it. And make no mistake, that's a federal offense that the Biden administration would have given you jail time

Starting point is 00:46:58 for, where the Trump administration will give you a tax break for that. Yeah, we had fun. We did have fun. We did have fun. We did have fun. This will be fun, yeah. And we're gonna go, and listen,

Starting point is 00:47:07 we don't know if it's fully announced yet, but there's a chance it might be announced. Go to historyhyenasisback.com or christycomedy.com or januspoppiscomedy.com. We are doing right now as it stands, a live History Hyenas in Washington DC on Saturday, January 18th. Saturday, January 18th, live History Hyenas in Washington DC on Saturday, January 18th. Saturday, January 18th, live History Hyenas podcast in Washington DC.

Starting point is 00:47:31 We don't know the venue yet, but it might be on sale by the time this episode comes out. So live History Hyenas podcast, drive from wherever. We're only going to do our live shows in the original 13 colonies. That's a rule. That's just what it's going to be. We're just not going to desecrate this beautiful country and do a live historian show if it's not one of the original 13.

Starting point is 00:47:50 And Washington, DC is not one of the original 13, but it is our nation's capital, and we thought we'll start there. That's right. And check me out in Austin this weekend. I'm shooting my special. I don't know if there's tickets left, but if you listen to this, go to that. Also be on the lookout for our live shows we may start doing in New York City. That's going to be fun.

Starting point is 00:48:09 Yes, might start doing those on a weekly basis. But right now, one of our favorite parts of the show, you fans have told us your favorite parts of the show. We have a really good time. We read out the newest members of the Patreon, the matriarchy as we call them. We are a little behind on names. So if you haven't heard, just because we get so many of them, we can only do two or 300 at a time. So just know if you have not heard your name, your name is coming. Do not worry. Do not fret. We will get to it and we will catch

Starting point is 00:48:35 up. But because of the love and support of our fan base, it's just taken a little bit longer, but it's fun. And of course we pick the winner. We call them the Pseudo-Penis of the Week and you will see your name if you have what we deem as the funniest name at historyinusisback.com. Okay, so here we go. I'm going to start reading the names. These are the newest members of the matriarchy. Welcome, Justin. Is that like a swastika joke? That's security. That's security. So we're going to have to usher you to the back. Nathan Hutchinson, Bo, then we got Trump picks for Borders R, AKA secretary of catapults, Eslo KS. Secretary of catapults. Yeah, he's got to go to the list.

Starting point is 00:49:15 Okay. So he's going on the list. So we have our first member on the list. Thomas Csik, Kurt Diggler. Kurt Diggler. Eddie Bill. James wants Chrissy to come in me in a different way. Fry. Okay. It's a request. All right. Colin McDougall. Tim Dillon.

Starting point is 00:49:30 Hi. Tim Dillon's on the pub. Welcome. I was on the phone with you yesterday. Roman D. Kyle. Clark Pizwad 47. Jake Dog. KW. Sheffrey Dahmer. Like chef. I mean- That's a catapult. That's on the list. Like Chef-ry Dahmer. Cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer, you called him Chef-ry Dahmer. Put him on the list. He is a chef. That's a contender, that's a catapult.

Starting point is 00:49:56 Okay, putting a star next to it. Sam Ennard, then we got Yanni, Poppin' My Moonly. Okay? Okay. Alright. No fumes, Nick. Like that guy, finger straight to the back. Just kidding. I'm gay. Funny Drexler. Okay. Brit, Ian Fry, Christopher Hayes, Andrew X 12 Brendan Sullivan. Then we got Matt still waiting for Chrissy D to crack me open and eat Lakeside

Starting point is 00:50:19 maple out of my smashed bean. It's a mouthful. Yeah, but good. Good. Lucid M Patrick Rudzik, Matt Gill, Jay Teske. Then we got Schifferny. Then we got Logan Mybaum. Then we got Father $3 Bill Touched My Asty. Okay. Christopher Riley, Coach C, Mark Y, Chris Shackleton. Hairless WOP with a juiced up lollipop, hashtag for the

Starting point is 00:50:47 table. Drexler, good one, strong one. Five Drexler, you were close, but you didn't make it. But for the table is just, fans love for the table, we love for the table. I say for the table always. Chrissy Kamal is jacked off at Chihuahua. Okay. Okay. Travis Downing, Douglas Zureski, Rebecca Showers,

Starting point is 00:51:09 Matthew Corrado, Kalen Groves. Then we got, uh, Carkel TT says my communion water is for the table. Fart hog, uh, Theron, Wallantyne. Then we got a piece from South Jersey, but call me CTM. Okay. Okay. Peter Scofella. Then we got cackle free videos or taking the boys up to PoughkeepsM. Okay. Okay. Peter Scofella. Then we got Cackle Free Videos or Taking the

Starting point is 00:51:26 Boys Up to Poughkeepsie. Okay. You can get Cackle Free Videos at patreon.com slash just right is that their dollar level. They're there. Kelvin Z. Tucked in Trumps. Santa 8254. AOC is for Rome, but Pete's Butticheg is for the table. Drexler. That was great. Good one. for the table. Drexler, strong Drexler. That was great. Good one. Uh, Yo-Hel, Joe Hell, Marvin, Michael, Casey Boos, Zech, Omishi33, Anthony Dollins, Dom, Frank Cap, then we got Veg, Gog, uh, God dang it, Bobby, Ryan

Starting point is 00:51:59 Randolph, Steven Keddie, then we got Always Play the Trump Card, Kuclman 710, Wheel Cool Guy, Stacey Tobacco, Graham Hill, Graham Hall, Colton, Taneelo, Nick Spencer, Alex Nezdyal, Gabriel Courtney, JD Vance, welcome, Valentino Calderon, Justin Jackson, two dollar bill, Donny- Great kid. There it is. Donny Jones, Bag of Bones. Then we got The Present Isn't Friendly With Me, So My Feet Are At Ladder 14, Cause My

Starting point is 00:52:29 Life Is A Character Piece. Funny. Drexler. Gene So Tight, JB, Molly Lang, Michael Lasasso, Mr. Wargasm, Abby Rendles. Then we got Sand Trap Squeak With A Glue Gun Leak. It's got an STD. Yeah. Drexler, On an STD. Yeah. Yeah. Drexler on the fence. Okay. Um, Andrew Marr, Dave,

Starting point is 00:52:48 Johnny Grant, Ash. Then we got poking for Hyena's return like Max and Steubens watching Bulls Piston in 91. I like it. Yeah. I like it. Drexler, Drexler. Matt, Kay Gibbons. Then we got AOC, please touch my wee-wee. It's a nice request. It's a request. It's very funny. I'm going to Drexler it. Uh, then we got Stormy Daniels, cum dumpster. Okay. Chicken figure. Ben Stodden, Austin greens. Then we got Harvey, suck my dick, babe.

Starting point is 00:53:13 I can't give you the part in the movie unless you suck my dick, babe Weinstein. Put him on the list. Yeah. Okay. Suck my dick babes old school. Yeah. Yeah. Then we got, uh, Jay, JJ. I live in Howard beach.

Starting point is 00:53:29 So of course I'm loud of 14. Okay. It's nice to know where you're at. Uh, syrup monkey moving his vegetables to the HHFF. What's a syrup monkey? Maybe they're from Vermont. Uh, probably a Canadian, a Canadian. Okay. Then we got half nowMeen, Half Sandy, I Put Hot Sauce in My Hummy, Dawson Barber, Nicole McCauley, then we got Sergio Chacon's Exotic Snake Dealer. That's on the list. That's on the list. That's hilarious. Shane Ormas, oh we only got four minutes, right?

Starting point is 00:53:57 Bobby B with Tiny PP, Marissa and I Kissed Once, It's What It Is, Matt Williams, Hunky Polka Monkey Offended me with the squeak sauce. Father Bill here for the convent. List. List. I mean, that's, you know, he's banging these things, banging the nuts. Yes. Yeah. All right. So we got Bill Cosby's margarita machine. On the list. On the list. Vinny the guinea. Chicken finger. Chicken finger is nice. Yeah. Then we got Rocky, Riley, Matt Sampson, Jeff Rubino. Then we got Canadian Cousy eating Lemon Sucker Box. Got my breath smelling like Faux-Mariar unfiltered.

Starting point is 00:54:33 I mean, I'd walk into one. Walk into one. Yeah. A little security, but also a Drexler. Yeah, Lemon Sucker Box is. Lemon Sucker Box might have just been your name. He went Lemon Sucker Box. He would have gotten a catapult.

Starting point is 00:54:44 Yeah. Went good, very good. Francisco. Lemon Sucker Box might have just been your name. You want Lemon Sucker Box, you would've got it. But on the list. I got a catapult. Yeah. But good, very good. Francisco, then we got Julio Alejandro Alvarado. Okay. Cade Terrell. Then we got Joe Sometimes When I'm Feeling Squirrely, I Let My Glue Dry In My Shorts and Curlies.

Starting point is 00:54:56 In My Short and Curlies. Damn, victim of a bad read. Still Funny Drexler. Then we got Bobby Kennedy's Throat Warts. Chicken Finger. Okay. Wh Bobby Kennedy's throat warts. Chicken finger. Okay. Wisco guy with nine DUIs. Funny.

Starting point is 00:55:10 Yeah. KJB, Liam, Daniel Glauer, Jake Norden. Then we got vegetable mover. It could, the kid likes to drink. It's what it is. Chicken finger. Nick Fazio, Michael Campbell. Then we got Sean Chico Berkowitz, Esquire the third.

Starting point is 00:55:24 Then we got Sean Chico Berkowitz, Esquire the Third. Okay. Josh Clower, New Jersey Ramos, African Rose, Justin Guay, Weishan King, which we've had. We've had. Yeah, but still good. Shot out to a great one. Then we got straight anal sipster needing a gooch mooch mister. Drexler. The Romanian grass sniffer gorging on a fume feast.

Starting point is 00:55:45 Welcome to the wild wild east. Inventiveness gets him on the list. Then we got destroy my bean gang bang me ladder 14. Funny factor on the list. Make no mistake, matriarchy Maddie's got a loaded glue gun Kid is locked and loaded with a nice Drexler. Yeah Then we got tranny hunter. I mean tyranny hunter damn autocorrect On the list on the list now, it's just in bed. Do you guys know invented?

Starting point is 00:56:20 Yeah, I thought I thought I was walking into one and then they saved it. Yeah, it's just imagination, yeah. Then we got Pat Maroney's Firehouse Man Gravy. Okay. Hey, I love that. Draxler, strong Draxler. Then we got Chris, make no mistake, I'm a F-A-G. DeStefano. Walked into one.

Starting point is 00:56:40 I walked into one because he wrote I-M-A-E-F-A-Y-G-E-E. Yeah. So I walked into one. You walked into one, it's A Y G E E Yeah, so he I walked into one you walked into it. It's a security. Yeah security, but it's funny Yeah, very funny Craig Koslowski Matt Powers. What a pollock. Yeah, then we got dr. E tar dead. I Don't know. Take your e tar. Yeah, dr. Doctor with our e tar dead. So he's dr Yeah, I walked into another's doctor yeah for that one you get it you get on the list for that one yeah second one I walked into now they're writing them to sneak them by yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's a good one yeah Alex I'll be so then we got Chrissy the FF, Chrissy the FF loves squeaker blue glue.

Starting point is 00:57:28 Okay. Okay. Big Gooch, Ross Cook, then we got Fumar Estatemir's uncut glue gun shooting Cackle Spackle. I think we've had, that's an old school. Yeah, Cackle Spackle's funny. Yeah, it's a funny way Drexler for that. I think we had Fumar Estatemir too.

Starting point is 00:57:43 Then we got I have fumes cause I shot in Desert Storm. Wei Song Shi Ying. Okay, that's security. Security, yeah. Then we got Troy Toddy Shuck. Then we got Uncut Dutch Cuck, AKA Stroopwafel Monkey. No.

Starting point is 00:58:02 Put them on the list. List. Then we got Screwed In and Glu glued in and now I got jungle fumes. Drexler. Then we got Squan Chopotomus, Dmitriy Elchamsky, Christopher Ward, Kyle Bujiga, ZB, Donnie the Democrat, Red Cricket, Grant Cromie, James Skinner. Then we got Anton, oh shit, this is a long one. Anton Swaszewski, AKA Tony Polish Peace,

Starting point is 00:58:28 told my devout wife I'd give her something long and hard on our wedding night, but I didn't tell her it was my last name. It's good. It's the longest name we've ever had. It's the longest name we've ever had, and it didn't disappoint at the end. That's funny.

Starting point is 00:58:43 A strong Drexler. Strong Drex's funny. A strong Drexler. Strong Drexler. Really good strong Drexler. Okay. On any other day. Then we got Ben and Allison, Jen Jones, William Vergin, then we got frozen grapes in my ass, then walk around shitting like a deer. Yeah, put them on the list.

Starting point is 00:58:56 Okay. Yeah, put them on the list. And that is what you call a contender. That's what you call a strong contender. Putting frozen grapes in his ass and walking around shitting like a deer. They shit pellets. You're talking about maybe a Hall of Favor there. That's what it is.

Starting point is 00:59:09 This is a good one. Yeah. This is why you have to keep listening to the list because you just, even if it seems like a weak list, you just never know when you get Mike in a Hall of Favor in there. And I just thought that earlier guy was going to win, but it looks like he may be Drexler. Taylor Eastman, the big bad baller himself. Then we got my squeak piece fits with ease. No need for grease.

Starting point is 00:59:29 Okay. Kenneth Roy. Okay. We'll do another page. Then we got JB. Then we got herstory hyena. Then we got knocked up my Korean girlfriend and watered down my white jeans. Now my son's going to have a small peen.

Starting point is 00:59:42 Drexler. Funny. Garrett Berms. Then we got Roebot2HumanHair, okay. Brett Hannerin, Seth Keegan, Mateo Marino, Dylan Fontana, Dylan Gay, Best Pal Kippy, Lowkey Steff, Whitney's Tits. Chicken Finger. Chicken Finger, Bobby DeFries, then we got Rosa Parks,

Starting point is 01:00:03 had a drop top caddy. Okay. Patrick T. Carew, Brendan Orozco, Gavin O'Neil, Tim Waltz, Lumpy Moose Knuckle, Paul Corrupt, Dustin Linder, Giselle's BJJ Teacher. Did we have that already? I don't know, but it's a chicken finger. Hayden, Sean Burton Miller, John Rosario Rosario Jeansack lack of chroma homes Okay, lack of chroma homes not bad inventive and it's just it on any other day

Starting point is 01:00:33 But I'm sorry we're good the guy put frozen grapes in his ass and he shit walks around shit like a deer So you're Drexler Jamal Bartlett Miguel Ramos Alex Diaz Then we got it's over. Johnny DCR Jr. William Charles, Phillips Westfall, Ryan Dunphy, Fumala, Harry Puss, Chase Hayden, Michael Bishop Z, Mike Han, Timothy La Petra, Connor flood, gay priest, James Mick junkin, then we got non to got fumes fat man's got boobs.

Starting point is 01:01:03 Okay. Okay. Chrissy chaos, Andy, mine, Andy Minow at gmail.com screwed in, screwed in, put his email in, um, then we got fattiest cannon banjo buck. Then we got Kamala on my Mike and Ike Elkinson. Okay. Justin Vickers, Ricardo Carrillo bout that live 2023, Doug M. Hoff's clean right hook.

Starting point is 01:01:28 Uh, Molly, Shane Behar, Joe B, I Got Catapulted Over the Wall, Brandon McGowan, Nicholas Babbitt, Ty Vandy, Zack, then we got, here we go, Trouble D, then we got Uncle Russie's Best in Show, Fuzzy Cuzzy. Okay? It's good. All right. Do we have enough? I don't want to ruin everybody. Okay, it's good. All right. Do we have enough? I don't wanna ruin everybody. I mean.

Starting point is 01:01:48 Do we have, okay. Do we have enough? That's enough. Yeah, let me just look if there's anyone. Okay, the only one. Well, you should just read them, right? Because people like to hear their names. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:02:00 Just read that page, to finish that last page. Okay, yeah. We'll do one more page. One more page and that's it. T-double-D, Uncle, oh right, Uncle Russie's best in show fuzzy Cussie, Justin Kolowski, Dick Baby, Tyson Corley, then we got Frank Marinara in my name but potatoes in my blood, D Lorenzo.

Starting point is 01:02:16 Then we got the overshadowed podcast. Screwed in. Screwed in. John Baker, straight to the back shot Jenny. Straight to the back shot Jenny's of, oh, that's a really good Drexler. Chicken finger and a Drexler, good simple one. Then we got Bronnie Half-Scrots, AKA Pseudo-Jihadi, AKA too high for fire department, okay?

Starting point is 01:02:36 Okay, so a little wordy, a little wordy. Yeah, Deco Milithich, Brandon De La Rosa, Joe Arias, then we got Feral Father Bills on a holy history hole. Lou, then we got Shannon Sharpe's Instagram mute button. Big fart of the show. Keith Scanlon, Maddie Slice, oh big fan of the show, sorry. Cal Tatasinico, Joe Logan, then we got a Leroy from Atlanta shoved it down my throat and now I sound like RFK.

Starting point is 01:03:05 Yeah. Yeah. Contender. Contender, see, okay, yeah, that's the one I saw. You never know, yeah. Mitch, Micah Abbott, Gus Eslo K. S. Hernandez, Not a Pretty Pal Boy, Blake Beard, Lucas Jalofsky, Sheil Myles, Holly,lly aunt cap one Kyle Conley Brendan young Chris Panucci

Starting point is 01:03:28 Austin chip chipanski drew the Jew aka BB net and yeah fumes Okay, sorry Andrew nickel Marty G. Cole hair sign Kevin Lentini Barry McCaul, Knaar Fumario and glue EG okay okay that was another good one gonna be a tough one this was gonna be a tough one angle then we got kielbasa and beans because I'm a pollock Drexler funny half potato monkey half TP toot I got a DUI at 18, Aaron's dead, Josh C, Liz small, Costa Janukis, Lauren Marandino, GK, then we got Markie the Leroy, AKA Schultz's favorite eunuch.

Starting point is 01:04:13 Drexler on any other day. Rick Taylor, Heybert, Chrissy D and Yanni PR, Franks and Beans. Jason Ward, You Up Yanni, Jamming Yams with Chrissy Cumsocks. Kippy Vandajay, Jeffrey Oliver and Joey B. Yep, so that is, that's the list for now. So let's read the contenders. Thank you everyone joining the Patreon. Okay, so here we go. These are the, these are the contenders. We actually don't know who the clear cut winner is on this. We're going to take a chance. No. So we got a Leroy from Atlanta,

Starting point is 01:04:47 shoved it down my throat and now I sound like RFK. Contender. Okay. That's a contender. So we're going to, we're going to keep. Contender. So I'm circling this one. That's a contender. Okay. Fumario and Gluigi.

Starting point is 01:05:01 It's a tough Drexler. Any other day that kid's winning. That's tough. It's winning. That's tough. It's tough. That's tough. That's what it is. The Romanian grass sniffer gorging on a fume feast. Welcome to the wild wild east.

Starting point is 01:05:12 Beautiful one, it's getting Drexler. Okay. Destroy my bean, gang bang me, light of 14. Any other day, Drexler'd. Tranny hunter, I mean tyranny hunter, damn auto correct. Contender. Okay, contender Hunter, damn autocorrect. Contender. Okay, contender. Dr. Etardead.

Starting point is 01:05:29 Any other day. Okay. Uncut Dutch, AKA Stroopwafel Monkey. Any other day, Drexler. Okay, that's out. We know what's going on. Okay, then we got frozen grapes in my ass, then walk around shitting like a deer.

Starting point is 01:05:41 So that's the contender. Okay, so right now we have, and then there's just a couple more. Harvey Suck My Dick Babe, I Can't Give You The Part in the Movie Unless You Suck My Dick Babe, Weinstein. Yeah, Drexler. Drexler. Good one. Sergio Chacon's Exotic Snake Dealer.

Starting point is 01:05:56 Amazing, Drexler. Father Bill Here for the Convent. So good, but Drexler, yeah, yeah. Bill Cosby's Margarita Machine. Good one, Chicken Finger. Chicken Finger, okay. It's Drexler, yeah. Bill Cosby's Margarita Machine. Good one, Chicken Finger. Chicken Finger, okay. It's Drexler, Justin's cracking up.

Starting point is 01:06:09 Trump's pick for border czar, AKA Secretary of Catapults, S-L-O-K-S. Very good one, Drexler. Drexler, then we got Chef Redomber. Contender. Contender. Okay, so let's get to the contender. God damn it, this may be the hardest one yet. Here's the contenders, folks.

Starting point is 01:06:24 Okay, this is between these four. Sheffrey Dahmer, Tranny Hunter, I mean, Tyranny Hunter, damn auto-correct, frozen grapes in my ass, then walk around shitting like a deer, or a Leroy from Atlanta shoved it down my throat and now I sound like RFK. I sound like RFK. Who is the PPW, folks? We got four to pick from. Let me be honest with you, this is one of the toughest ones we've ever had.

Starting point is 01:06:44 This is why, because you're Winston Churchill, I do not have the power, because I'm Neville Chamberlain, I'm a pussy, I'm suing for peace. How hard is this? This is impossible, dude. But it's up to you. Some will consider you a hero, some a villain. Yeah, that's true. You're in the seat.

Starting point is 01:07:00 Give me the first one. Okay, we got Sheffrey, sorry, the first one is Tranny Hunter, I mean tyranny hunter damn autocorrect. So good. So is that still in or I Hate to do this. This is like this is Sophie's choice shit, right? I'm gonna directs for that kid. I hate it I hate it. This is just how tough this gets. Okay, so then we got it's really oh and then we also have Shafri Dahmer Shafri Dahmer is a contender. They're still in okay, so then we got, it's really, oh, and then we also have Sheffrey Dahmer. Sheffrey Dahmer's a contender. They're still in, okay. So then it's between Sheffrey Dahmer, it's between Sheffrey Dahmer, a Leroy from Atlanta, shoved it down my throat and now I sound like RFK, or frozen grapes in my ass then I walk

Starting point is 01:07:38 around shitting like a deer. What is it? I can't help you, Cush. No, no, this may be one, I feel bad for that guy that just got Drexlered, because any other day that's winning, this may just be one where we got three winners. I mean, how do you pick between those three, bro?

Starting point is 01:07:55 How do you- You wanna put up with it? How do you literally pick between those three? Like, how do you do it? So, Shepard Dahmer, maybe he's Drexlered. Okay. Okay, Jeff, okay, so Shep, so she's sad for me to do It's sad because it's it's a it's actual Hall of Fame name. It's Hall of Fame names Just on the wrong list and that's the definition of a Drexler. He's just on the wrong list

Starting point is 01:08:15 So then we got a LeRoy from Atlanta shoved it down my throat and now I sound like RFK or frozen grapes in my ass Then I walk around shitting like a deer. That's a toss-up for me. I mean, I don't know what to do. Jesse I don't know what to do. What? I don't know what to do. What do you like? I'm going with frozen grapes. Okay. It's the most original one I've heard so far. It's very original, but I mean, how funny is

Starting point is 01:08:32 a Leroy stuffed as dick as, and now he sounds like R.F. Hilarious, hilarious. Yeah, yeah. All right, we just may have to do a vote on this one. So what, so Jesse's got frozen grapes in the ass, and what do you got? Because then I'll be the third deciding vote. Okay, all right, you're right.

Starting point is 01:08:47 So listen, the RFK one, it should be a winner if we gave them both. Okay. And we have to pick one is what you're saying? Yeah. For me, it's going frozen grapes, I'm walking around shit like a deer. That's the one.

Starting point is 01:09:00 Yeah, because it's just the funny factor. So it's- They're both funny. Yeah, it's a tough, it's one of the toughest ones we've ever had. It's the battle. I think we've ever had it came down to the absolute wire But congratulations to a frozen frozen grapes in my ass then walk around shitting like a deer You are PPW you will see your name up at history is back calm. Yeah, that was a tough Thank you folks for being a part of the patreon. We love you. Go check us out Remember Washington DC January 18th live Yeah, that was a tough one. Thank you folks for being a part of the Patreon. We love you. Go check us out.

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