Hodgetwins Podcast - 2025 Is The Year Of BLACK FATIGUE... | Hodgetwins Podcast | Ace Smart

Episode Date: December 12, 2025

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You need to be arch twins. PARTast. It's going to be a damn good show. Now I can hear it. Yeah. I look good, boy. My mom and me made one of them. I told me anybody you look like a movie store, man.

Man, I really do. Damn. Get these fake ass balciagas on there, too. Look, these fake. $80, look. $8.00, bill. Man, them shoes like, what? $1,500?

Oh, I compared them to the real ones. $2,200. and he's exactly the like. Yeah. I got the real one, so that's why I don't care. Damn. Hey, you rolling? Hold on, what happened to the way?

I can't hit myself no more. Hold on. Let me, let me touch it. You remember how we used to do with the CD player, dude? You got to hold a CD up in the air like this. You just hold that bit skipped. All right, so we got Ace Martin house. You go by Ace?

Man, I go by Ace. My whole family, everybody called me there. That's a nice moniker. Ace. Yeah, it's clean. I was on Instagram. I would say probably about three weeks a month ago. And we followed you a while back.

And then I found him on TikTok. Yeah, I damn popped up. You said, hey. Let me come on to show. I promise I won't curse. Then I see y'all let Nick Fuentes. I was like, I was in the comments after that, not love. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Y'all got Nick on here, man, come on. Right, right. I can talk without cussing. Yeah. Yeah. So what started you doing? videos on Instagram? Honestly, I've been doing comedy and stuff on Instagram, but Instagram didn't like

real talk at first. So they kept on taking all my pages. So this is like page number six for me on that. But TikTok took probably like 18 pages. Yeah, I gave up on TikTok. Yeah. I gave up to them. They pay so much and they pay so well, though.

So it kind of make you just still be like, I'm going to just post. And whenever you post, you see that. Oh, they took the video. It don't matter what you're saying. Don't know. Yeah. So TikTok pays way. Bill?

Tick-Tock page. Y'all never got paid on TikTok? They took a page, yeah. Dog. They took a page was $2.8 million. Then we had another page. And you never got paid? Never got paid.

Bro, bro. I could show you right now on my phone. Yeah. What? I wasn't doing nothing less than $10,000 a month on now. What? Yes. Damn.

Bro, I get $2,000 a video. Oh, really? Bro, that's how it was. I'll be posting 10 videos a day. That's actually what I was doing. Then they start what they catch on. They want to stop you from making all that money, especially people like me because I didn't realize my rants

was going to make that much noise. I'm only ranting because I'm watching Jarre read lying real time. My leg broke. I just got hit by a car. What? Yeah, I got hit by a car when this happened from me. A.A's God works a mysterious way. No, he working the perfectest ways because certain things,

I'm going to be honest with you. If he didn't hit me by that car, I wouldn't have woke up to nut political. I wouldn't care. Right. I was doing comedy and doing well in it. You know, I was doing stand-up, so I was doing well in it. Then I started seeing like, hold on.

Just one day, I was just telling you guy over that, man, or just one day I was, my leg was broke. I was laying in the bed. And I'm scrolling. And Jard Reeve video came up, and it was an old video of her first. Yeah. The very next video was the contradiction to that, of her, saying the contradiction of what she just said.

Oh, really? The very next video, it woke me up like this. Now, mind you, I have to be real. And I don't want to sound too... Man, forget it all that. It was what it is, what it is. Right. When I got hit by that car, I actually met God.

Yeah. My family told me I was talking to them for a whole hour straight. And when I finally got back to my body, I was like, where y'all came from? Why are y'all here? He was like, man, you called us. You don't remember talking to them? I'm like, no. Then it was like,

so we about to prep him for surgery, that's all I heard, then the pain hit, boom. I was like, oh, y'all about to prep me for, oh, what that is? And I got this neck brace on, I can't even realize I didn't have it. I had it on.

And I started looking around. I'm like, y'all, pull my camera out because I don't know. This is content. This is crazy. My phone, I got hit physically by a car, not in the car. I got hit physically.

Was there a DUI or what? How did that happen? She was trying to come around the bus. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she was already speeding. She was trying to come around the bus. This lady had to be going like 45 miles, 50 miles an hour. And she hit me while I was on the curve.

Because the way she tried to jerk around the car, I seen it out in the corner of my eyes. Then I tried to retreat from the step I had just took. And she hit me. But the car took more damage than I did. to be honest with you. Then I'm like hitting a deer, huh? That's exactly what it looked like.

I was y'all's size in this little bitty frame. I was so big then. I needed to go get hit by a car. I know you got paid, right? Bro, let me tell you. Uh-oh. You was at fault? No.

I'm a pedestrian. I'm never in fault. Right, right, right. Here's the thing. Uh-huh. I remember my cousin telling me when I was waking up that she didn't have insurance. So the people came in there. Was she black?

Yep. But let me tell you how God bless me, bro. Man, no, bro. And I could have got paid. I could have got paid. Right. When the lawyers came in and asked me, did they want to garnish her wages?

It sounded more like a sin than me. I was like, no, I'm good. I'm alive, man, you know. Right, right, right. Oh, man, a black woman hit me. I'm suing her. I wanted to. But it ain't going to make it no better, man.

She ain't got to call to get to work no more. I think he can go out there if she has. have a home or homeowner's policy. I doubt it. Yeah. We're not about to do all that. Man, we're going to play the elimination game early. No, no, no, no, no.

She ain't got none of that shit. Fuck that. You bet off hitting an illegal immigrant. Because that's exactly what it was. When they told me that, when they finally told me that I wasn't going to be able to get no money and all this other stuff. Yeah. Then you see the motherfuckers bringing that big ass bill in there.

So it's going to be $75,000? Man. Man, God. Damn. At least you're alive, man. Yeah. I'm going to be honest with you. I think I was more happy to be alive and more happy than I'm not scared to die. Right.

Because... You got kids? No. Man, that's one thing I'm scared of is just leaving my kids. No. Yeah. I'm not even scared of leaving this place no more. Like, it's to that point where I'm going maximize my opportunity to become a legend

to be talked about like Michael Jackson, if I could. Other than that, man, I don't care. So what? How do you swing political left or right? It feels like to me you're a Republican. But politically, I'm right. Okay. Because I was raised right.

You know how it is. In the black family, we got all these conservative views head to toe, 100% laid down in your house. Whether you had a dad or your mom or by herself, they had rules that followed up on this conservative movement. Right, right. It's only to a recent way y'all just start talking about you. And you only vote that way because you program. Yeah. I used to be Democrat when I first started.

I voted for Gore, Kerry. Who else I vote for? I just gave up because I kept losing every time I vote. Because Bush won. I said, I'll think I'm just going to stop voting. My man, keep losing. Man, look, I'm going to be honest with you. Trump was the first time I voted because being honest,

I only reason why I got out of jail early was because of Trump. The first step act, the only reason why I got out of jail early. Wow. And I was put in the program early because I did comedy in jail. Oh, really? So imagine having all these killers and thugs and gangsters around this thing. And the day you getting ready to leave, the jokes that you was talking about them that made them laugh about them, they came to my bed and they all was crying.

And then like, bro, you chose them, bro. Like, you really like, I'm going to tell you the truth. That carried me. so far. I don't think if I would have heard it like that from those people, I wouldn't have been able to just walk to events and stuff like that, that seven, eight miles down the road, you know, without knowing how I'm going to get back. But if I win this event, you know what I'm saying? That's the only way I used to get Uber money to get around. I used to take cab when they just gave it in cash. I take a cab. But I'm going down now and I'm walking and I'm saying my jokes the

whole time I'm going down now. Yeah, man. So, you know, most people in those positions that gave up a long time ago, getting hit by a car, going to jail, you made the most of your situation and you turned actually into something good. Burr, when you did it a couple times before that, it was like the last little final test because I wanted to know people that fail so many times that when I bounced back, it was like, oh, I forgot I fell. Yeah.

And since I did fail, I know exactly how to keep going. going on this, it's like starting a chessboard all the way over again for me. You hear me? I'm just, I'm just preparing for a new game. I don't plan to lose this one, but if I do, we can start it again. Yeah. This is why I kind of don't have respect for people that want to do suicides and shit. Yeah.

I don't have respect for it. You got that slang when you say you heard me. You sound like that rapper I used to listen to when I was in the military. What was his name? He used to say it a lot in his songs. He's a rapper. I think he's from Houston. Slim Thug?

No, no. This is like way before your time. It was like back in the 90s. Talking about Bobby? No, no, no. Man, what was his name? He's about 6'5. He came out with the phones.

Oh, yeah, the tall one. To play ball, too. Yeah, yeah, he plays basketball. His name is on the tip of my tongue. Yeah, I can't think of. Every time you say that, you heard me. You heard me. It's a Louisiana slang.

Yeah, yeah, I think he's from that guy you're talking about it. Yeah, I think so, too. I forget his name, though. I ain't, I'm going to be honest with you. Yeah. I don't realize I say that to y'all say something. Right, right. It's like, it's like I don't, I don't try to pronunciate baby like everybody else do.

Right, right. Every nine, then I'm gonna say. Oh, trust me, I know, man, because my, growing around my parents, we grew up in the South. I lost a lot of it. I'm sure it still comes out from time. But I remember when I drew in the Marine Corps and I went to California where I was stationed at. So as I started talking, people are, where the hell are you from? Yeah.

You saw like a white redneck. Yeah. They stop you instantly like, what? Yeah. And the only thing that saved us from sound like the white redneck is the you heard me. That's the only thing that stop us. Because other than that, if you hear the white people say it, they sound like the redneck country bars. Right, right, right.

Yeah. Like my daddy, he wouldn't say liquor. He would say liquor. Liquor, that's how we said. Looker, yeah, yeah. I would never say, I never said liquor. Yeah. Yeah.

That's how you said liquor. There's too much work. Yeah. Looker. I never said that. Like, he wouldn't say tomato. He would say tomato. I ain't never said I say tomato

I'm gonna say tomato yeah like we want we want to say crying we say crying that's that's how we said to crying we don't we're on we're not saying it 98% like I got a video

I posted now I never do nothing under 100,000 views this video had like 9,000 views and 12 hours and it was only because could nobody understand my brother My brother's talking to, bull, bull.

All you got to do is jump on that thing. I'm telling you, I'm going to return to mass splinterball. Don't nobody know what he's talking about but me. Right. I realize that ain't even funny than it. So he sounded like your videos have been going viral. What did you say about this video that didn't get no views? That video that did get no views was me and my brother talking.

And he talked like Boom Howard. Old school Gucci man, like everywhere we go, he gets an automatic pass. Now, mind you, when I say a automatic pass, I mean a real one. He's from, we from New Orleans, we went to the move to Chicago. We had zero problems in the south side of Chicago. Zero. Because the moment he started talking, everybody started laughing. They don't know how gangster he is, though.

Because of how he talks, what I'm blah, what a bud? What I do, bud? How you doing, bud? Hey, all right, I'm just trying to get on by, bud. Like, that's how he talked. But he's a real gangster. So he's playing, plan, plan, plan, plan.

You know what I'm saying? Okay, so that's why the video didn't get no views. Nobody couldn't understand him. Here's the video. Let me see this. Get the hell. Come on, man. I guess the Patriot Act make you want to burn shit

and loop people shit. It has nothing to do with the motherfucker. At least the people from January 6 went directly to the fucking source they didn't like. Y'all going to burn people fucking cars that got nothing to do with this shit. You looting the 7-Eleven, the motherfucking people from Saudi Arabia some fucking wealth. What the fuck they got to do it with fucking Trump did? You just want to destroy shit, you miserable bitch. Don't.

I forget. I did the video. Right, yeah, because you did so many. Bro, I do so many videos. Like, I get sent my videos back to me and sit there and be dialed in for like a good 10 minutes watching one video because I'm laughing like, I can't believe I said that. Right, right. You heard, man?

Yeah. And I just came across this video at Bull Jangles. It's some black neighborhood. You got that video ready to go? And it's like, like, we like to talk about this stuff. Like, when we first came out the closet that we was. you know, Republican being black, that's like being gay or whatever, but... Yeah, it's exactly the same.

Yeah, I thought it was going to, like, uplift, open black people's eyes. But instead, they mock us call us name like, yes and that. It's like they're not trying to hear it. You got to know the gangster, F-U-talking, dreadlock wearing, just came home from jail, gangster. Uh-huh. I can't get them to see what I'm talking about. Man, they're dead.

Take them out. We got to drop a nuke on them, that. It's always for them nits, man. Them s ain't going to get it. Now, mind you, I'm really who I say I am, bro. Now, I say gangsters just to be funny, but being honest, I'm just a real man. And no matter what a line at, there ain't an invisible line, I'm not going to be a man at. But when that other day, I was in Atlanta, and they got these, like, YN's walking up.

They got the ski mask on and everything. I got my chains out. And all of us. They got the shister mask on. They got my chains out and all that other stuff. And I'm looking. I'm like, oh, all right. I see how to deal with them.

And I asked them, hey, man, what y'all do to get these shoes? How all y'all got these $2,200 shoes on? Yeah, right, right. And he was like, we robbed n-I-haired. I swear to God, ask if I'm lying. Really? We robbed.

This is, ask if I'm lying. Yeah. We robbed. I'll say, man, let me give you $20. Oh, no, you good, old. You good, OG. I said, man, all I got is a dude. but I'm really just playing

because I know now I already signs y'all up I'm gonna slam you first into him I'm gonna drop you on your head you too lighten the ass to even fuck with me like you know what I'm saying? I see it totally different from what y'all seen but I didn't see him as a threat

immediately because I used to be y'all right right I wanted somebody just to say some shit like that to me and just ask me what I do to get this or you know what I'm saying and it looked like I gave them the little out you can't save these names.

You can't save somebody don't want to be saved. No. Well, they think what they're doing is right. That's crazy. It's like, I used to say it wasn't black culture, but that is us for the most part. How's your DMs looking?

Do you get a lot of criticism from other blacks call you, like names like... That's the only people that's in my DMs call them. Yeah. The only ones, yeah. The only ones. Then you got your little sensitive Jewish people that get in there and they talk about...

Oh, goya, Michael, my God. Oh, no. Did you sing a... Did you sing a... No, I ain't with all that, man. And, you know, I'm so personalized with it. Because they be, you know, they think I got a lot of followers. That mean I ain't a real person still.

Hey, man, if you don't get your soft ass on my phone... Oh, you call them on? Yeah, I ain't say nothing about you, I say him. I'm a slap him. I ain't say nothing about everybody else. Yeah, it's funny how our community, we like to personalize things. It's like when you criticize other blacks, it's like we're attacking black people,

but that's not my motive. If you, if the stupid shit that I react to, you're the one who put it up, the person I'm talking, you're the one who put it. That shouldn't be not one word about it. She put it up.

Yeah, right, right, right. Like it's stupid, and she put that shit up. I know. I wish I would let you make me feel bad. She ain't said nothing because she put it up. Yeah, right, right. You know, they got built. cool people on here that's real life

retarded. Not semi, not half. You just talking to a person that's actually just fixated on one thing. And that's what I started noticing about this right and left one thing. They get fixated on people and what they like. And I even see it with me.

Like, oh, man, you keep it so real, you need to run for president. Niply. I ain't even know they have president. They shooting white men. What you think I ain't gonna do to me? Come on, man. Hey, so this is a news story from Bojangles. Yeah. This is like the second time I've heard something like this happening in the black community. It's freaking crazy. Investigators say a man waited for more than an hour in a fast food parking lot to murder his co-worker's father. Channel 2 is Tom Jones live now in South Fulton County in Palmetto where police say Tom the accused killer admitted to it.

George, that's according to an arrest warrant. I got my hands on. It says that Marry Evans, the worker here, did confess to shooting Dominique Goodman. Now, a family friend said Goodman arrived here after his daughter, who also works here, said she had gotten into an argument with Evans. A customer here told me it is a shame, just a shame, that a simple argument can lead to a father losing his life. That's why I don't argue with people, man. I'll advise anybody on that. Don't argue with nobody. That's advice from a Bojohn. customer after he learned why the fast food restaurant was closed. I told him an employee here is accused of killing the father of his co-worker and the store's parking lot. It's disturbing.

Maurice Evans faces murder, aggravated assault and felony possession of a firearm during a crime and the death of Dominie Goodman. Palmetto police say a manager sent Evans home for the day Sunday afternoon. Officers say instead of going home, Evans waited for about an hour for Goodman to arrive and when the guy got out he got out shoot you just stopped yourself like this stupid at the hour god damn that's wild man and of the goodman's she says goodman's daughter works at the restaurant and called her father for help after getting into a dispute with evans goodman then came to the restaurant to check on his daughter he very protect of his children just like anybody would be she never expected it to end with him dead. Lately says Evans can't claim self-defense. He sit there in the lot

waiting on him to come up there. So he actually had a plan. Now a daughter is without her father and a worker faces serious charges. Lately says people have to learn to solve their differences peacefully. Everything is about guns. You know, guns is. And Evans waved his first court appearance this morning. He is being held without bond until he can go before Superior Court judge who will then consider bond. We're live in South Fulton County and Palmetto, Tom Jones. That's crazy.

That's like the second story while I heard somebody got sent home. He went home and grabbed a weapon and came back. I'd be mad sometimes in traffic and be I kid you right in and a nuff out but man

on some real, no, for real for real. But man, I couldn't I couldn't even have that same energy once we pull over. Like, this is stupid. Like, and this is what made me realize, bro, I can't go outside. I'm still me and I'm developing. I ain't all the way there. God got his hands on me.

If I step out, I'm going to die go to jail sometimes. And I, because that type of nonsense, I'm going to stop you from going to do that. Right, right. Me personally, I'm going to stop you from doing that. But, man, I'm never going to sit in no parking. like for an hour waiting on somebody, bro. That's plenty of time to cool off. Bro, let me tell you, my girl stole $13,000 from me, my ex before she died.

She stole $13,000. She really didn't steal it. She just wouldn't let me back in the house to get it, right? It's stealing. Until I figured out, you're stealing. And I remember my cousin, Darius guy, he showed me his account with $3 million going from Nike because what I was about to go do to her. He said, I guarantee you you won't

feel the same way because where I had to come from to go get her, it's like an hour damn there. Right, right. When I got on that interstate and realized I had to go to me, soon as I realized I far had to go, man, I turned around. He was dying laughing in the drive. Hey, man, I don't want to lose three million dollars.

I ain't even got. Right, right, right. So, no, no, no. I watched a lot of people throw it away for nothing over just a, you know, like a respect. You get you that too, that. Yeah.

You know, I'm starting to think, man, like, like us. It's like, I get upset. I can control it. I mean, sometimes I slip up and mess up, but it seems like some of these people to commit these crimes, it's like they have a control, they can't control the impulses. It's almost like it's genetic.

It's like you can't control your impulses. Could you imagine, like, you know, you know, it's in almost every community, so I won't just put it on one. Right. But most women that's like that don't have that deep intellect, they react first a lot. Stabbing, tires, blowing up cars, fireballs, bleach.

They react a lot. And if that's the only energy you ever had around you, of course that's your up. Because it would be my first nature. I still have to wash so much bitch off me. You know what I don't like that. You're saying these people don't have like fathers in their lives and they was raised by their mom.

And that's why they behaved that. Most of the time, and be honest with you, my dad came, got me when I was 12. Okay. And the sense that I was able to make of looking at a real man instantly, I started looking at my mama crazy as hell like, I'm gonna just let her rock out.

I didn't even say nothing to anymore whenever she went on. Dude, dude, Ace, I feel like my mom and dad would get to fight. I feel my dad said, you're one crazy bitch. And when it hit you, that he wasn't being mean, he was just like, damn. Oh, I really can't catch a break. Are you comprehending what you said, right now?

Right. And I learned, I learned, even with my girl, even with, you know, I got to treat them like kids. Are you okay today? Okay. You want me to go get you a bad? Okay. I got you. I work with them like kids.

And I remember, man, I used to get upset at my father because the way he would react to my mom because, you know, naturally we're going to side with our mother. But my father later passed away. And then as I got older, I started to say what my dad was. You had to deal with everything he was taking. Pushed my butt before. I'm like, me and my stepdad, which is my mama husband, we talk through me and my mom, for me and my mom because I asked him how she does.

I don't want to talk. Oh, she is throw. And then, you know, like again, it hurt me when I realized I was raised by a retardant on crew. Like, damn, she really ain't got it all. I think it's just women. When I asked my mama, this simple question, this is when I realized I was on the right side of the Republican,

I was on the right side, my mama say, and you see Donald Trump getting rid of the Department of Education? And I say, mom, Could you tell me what part working? Uh-huh. Well, I did the best I could raise to you. You're a retard.

Oh, my God! It just retort on my phone. Like, I couldn't believe it. Like, I was like, and you held me back. Like, you was whole, you was talking to me and telling me stupid stuff. Right. Yeah, it's more emotional than me. And when I, when you realize that it's all emotion, that's when you, the key gloves really come out because you ain't.

You know, hey, are you okay to talk about this right now? Right, right. I still have that same question that was on the board last time. And if me, you raised me, have anything to do with that question again, I'm going to hang up? Yeah. Yeah. I didn't even notice, like, growing up, like, pretty much 90% of all of my friends were black. And I didn't even notice at the time.

None of them had fathers. None of them. I didn't even notice it. When I got my dad, I started noticing all of the dads that wasn't now. Yeah. Yeah. I seen it. I didn't notice it at first.

It seemed kind of common. The ones that did, you know, their dad was always at work and stuff. So it kind of, you know, it seemed kind of common at the time. But now it's like, when I got, when my dad really started picking me up and being like, man, you handsome son.

Man, you look just like me. And he wasn't lying. Like, I was looking at myself. And I was like, I'm going to look like that when I get old. I'm going to work out. I don't have a little chin. So I started looking at him as what I wanted to become. Right.

And you know how far. fathers is, they want you better than them. Yeah. Yeah. And he pushed me. And he, he tell me all the time, he'd be like, I couldn't get rid of that nigga. Because there wasn't nothing else for me to go home with this emotional woman. He go to work every night at 9 o'clock to 4 o'clock in the morning. Right. He do DJ. And this, what of my comedy skills and stuff come from here in the time he goes to work, I'm thugging in the house. Then he gave me my own apartment when I was, So it was like, man, look, I ain't going back over there.

I had to sneak and buy my brother a phone so he could talk to girls. Are you going to have my brother gay? Right. Get off my phone with the good. Get there. I used to be like, this is embarrassing. Yeah. Why would you do that?

Right, right. I noticed on social media, I'm like actually tired of doing videos about it, but it's all up and down my feet. It's nothing but black women just beating the hell out of each other. And you know what's worse? And beating up other women. The fighting ain't the worst.

You know what's worse than the fighting? Yeah, yeah. The monkey talking that they claim, the white people say that, I'd be like, listen, all you're going to hear is the background. And they can't be destroying each other. They'd be fighting like we're supposed to. Yeah.

Because the women should be, We should be fighting and the girl should be up. Yeah. We only had time to give drink orders. We didn't even get our drinks. And a physical altercation happened between two African American women. African American.

We did not know them. We were not affiliated with them. They were at another table. They began to fight. The situation was diffused by management and other staff members. The management came over to our table and told us that they would not be servicing us tonight.

We had to leave. I questioned, are you shutting the entire restaurant down for tonight? No, we're just not servicing you all. Ooh. It's exhausting. Yeah. See, that's a perfect example.

Black people don't realize the negative stigma the black community has. You rolling all on the ground in public. Yeah. Why do women want? It's crazy. Oh, shit.

All right. Get up. Get up. Oh. All right. All right. Y'all help me. Yeah, that's like a certain level of violence.

I see it's like they have no. They're so comfortable with it. Yeah. You know, I've never gotten to a fist fight with somebody like that. It's like brutal. Like just. Yeah, I've never had to, I was never in a position. Why had to put someone to repeat it?

in a face like that. Yeah, I'm a, I'm not one of those people that can kick a man while you down. Yeah. You know, I've just never been that type of person. And I fight, I fought my whole life. I mean, fighting was, I started a lot of fights. I was a bullet, but if I knocked you out, I'm not going to get on top of you. Even if you was the person who initiated, nah, the only time I ever even had like a situation where it was like a free for all that I deserve was.

was when a guy broke my brother's jaw while we was transferring buses. And he thought it was another person, but he realized that that was my brother. They put me and him in the same police car. I ain't had no handcuffs. I couldn't even breathe when I got out. I was like fainting the white in my eye.

I couldn't even breathe. I was like, trying to catch my eye up. I had to throw them until I got tired. Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They have one more video. Just watch this one.

Okay. The Bonnie police. Oh, Lord. And then, look. Oh. That just gets crazy. Yeah, beat that big. They don't, this is, this is my thing.

How you don't care about going to jail to get somebody for fighting? You about to pay two to three thousand dollars to get out for this? Because you hate a person that bad. Man, my pockets would never say that. Look, a car rollo. She's straight undressing her girl. Took a wig up, she got, sir. Look, she's picking that wig up.

She picking that wig up. Yeah. She picking that wig up. Girl, you better let me. Damn, you was gonna leave baby and D. like that? You got beat the fuck up, bitch. We'll be there. Like, black women are very masculine.

Like, I'm attracted to the black women, but I've noticed, like, I was in a relationship with this black woman. All right? My first wife used to beat my ass. I feel like one. She beat my hands. We got in the argument because I didn't like how she cooked the steak. I said, where's mushroom gravy? There you go. And then one thing led to another, she said,

put them up. I said, what? She said, put up. Let's do this shit. I was like, I didn't know how to react when a woman does that. I'm not going to put my hands on a woman. Yeah, I should have hit her back, but I didn't. I was in the Marine Corps. And I was like, I have a right to defend myself, but she's still a woman.

Yeah, it's hard. See, you know, it just grab a both of her hands. That should show y'all, but they'll never show them. Yeah, yeah, but she's scratching my face up. I'm all clawed up like a cat. A damn cat attacked me. I would go to work, everybody says, yep, I could see your wife beat your ass again. No, it wasn't like that, huh?

It was like scratches and stuff. Yeah. And I used to come over the place. Hold on, I got this story. I went to the DMV with her, right? I had to renew my license. It was this pretty attractive girl. I think she was black.

She probably mixed. And she was kind of actually flirting with me, right? You probably deserved it. And then my wife got pissed, and she did like this. I did this. Like that? And then when I put my arms down and I looked at that DMV girl, she looked at me like, you're not a man.

I'll never forget the way that woman looked at me. Yeah. She looked at me like I was a fucking f***. Oh, bro, that's fucked up. Yeah, but I think I was 19 at the time. Well, you have a lot of empathy towards women. Men shouldn't really put their hands on women unless, you know, to defend yourself. Yeah, I should have punched that bitch's teeth.

Now, see, I'm going to be honest with you. Yeah. The old me used to not want to hit women. The new me kind of don't, kind of do, you know? Kind of. At least defend yourself. Yeah, because I'm going to hit you one time and say, you better get back. Yeah.

I might push you back. Hey, y'all come get your girl. You don't know how many times this happened to me. Let me tell you, I used to live in a hotel because I got kicked out of my girl out. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. And I'm serving with you.

I got all these people in the hotel. They're messing with me. I'm messing with them. So one day this girl come up there, she astood and she jacked me. Now, I'm so good with the people that live there. She's a stood. I just gave it to her. And she was like, I'm about to send it to you right now.

I'm like, all right, bet. I just turned around and went back in my room. When I didn't get a ding. Right. And I'm steady waiting. I say, okay, she jacked me, but I can't do nothing about it. But it's going to kill her to leave here to go get something other than, you know what I'm saying? So when it came down time to probably like a month later, she seen me on the elevator.

She was like, you got some gas? I was like, no. And she was like, you don't want to sell it to me? You don't want to sell it to me or you just don't, you ain't got none. Both. She swan. I ran out the elevator. I ran out the elevator.

And I was like, help, help, help. I was knocking on all of those. Help, help me. When they finally seen, all I needed was one white person. I turned to gooku on her stoo. Then her girlfriend was a little slim something. I couldn't hit her. She was too small.

And I just was, I just, when she was punching me, like she punching me. to the point where it's like this. I'm like, God stop. And I just held over it, and I just kept her on kicking. I'm like, call the police. Call the police. I'm kicking.

Call the police. I didn't do nothing. I didn't do nothing. When the police came, they said, you couldn't have did that no better. I parked her stupid ass. A lot of these women, well, a lot of people not familiar with that term, stood. Yeah, she's.

They actually, they look like, well, you could actually call them trans. You really should call him trans. Yeah, because they'll get offended. Offended. Oh, they'd just rather be called studs. They'd rather be called studs because it sound closer to like the horace or... Like a tomboy. You know, yeah, they sound closer to all the other stuff.

You know, they got, how you said, fraternities? Fraternities? They do? Yeah, they be stupid with their clothes on. Oh, at the black colleges? Yeah, gamified dick or something. I don't know what it was. I don't know what it was.

It's something crazy. They step in everything, bro. some crazy shit. I don't know what that about. Like, really get together and meet up underneath the bridge and learn how to do these step moves. They put all that time in the air for it. It looked great.

Won't you apply that to your entire life though? Right, right. Like T.K. Kirk who said, you could have been anything. You want. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They got.

And they're so deep, they really be like having arenas and stuff. That's a big thing in the South Island. No, no, I went to college. Now, mind you, nobody even had went to college. They all got strap-ons. This is the connection. That's it. On this connection is the strap-on.

Hey, Joe, pull up that award ceremony. I forget the college is a historical black college. They was graduating. They was getting that diploma. Do you remember that ace? There was getting that diplomas. And everybody started dancing. Nah, I couldn't wait until y'all asked me that,

because I'm from now. I'm not to tell you. Where was that at? The New Orleans. It was in New Orleans. That was in Bat Rouge. That was in Bat Rouge. Oh, okay.

We know our history in Louisiana. And it's hard for me to say that and comment to everybody because everybody got, they need to calm down. I did the exact same thing. My grandmother did the exact same thing. My mama got video of her doing the exact same thing because it's a tribal dance out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all just catch it on because of the Internet. And it looked weird to y'all.

But I'm not mad at you. Right. Oh, this is one? Yeah, this is it. Oh, white people had a field day with this. Yeah. They had a field day, and I couldn't, I couldn't defend it because it's like, you don't know. We really know we're Indians. Okay, so that's what, okay.

All this is a tribal dance. You could go down the line of lineage, and you're going to see that we actually all knew how to do this. Like, they got things called Second Line and Mash or Mardi Gras and all that other stuff where you're going to see the Indians doing this. Right. second line and all that is when they coming down is celebrating death or whatever. So you're going to see the Indians doing this exact same thing when they're coming down the street. Really?

So, like, I mean like a full peacock Indian, like a real one. You know what I'm saying? So it's just a little different, bro. And guess what? I did like this. When I walked cross and I took my hair down and I shined my grill when I walked across it. I couldn't believe I

graduated and still didn't pass that last class, amen? Couldn't believe it. He told me, He did me like this here. He's like, you ain't getting your diploma. What they did ain't nothing. Really? I stopped the entire thing.

My uncle gave me a Belvedere bottle the same size as me almost. I grabbed that while I was on stage and part of the rock star, part of a lot. I did nothing that ending in stuff. So my eyes was just pure ignorance. All of mine was stupid, stupid. I was just out there showing my teeth and my wife. Is it from high school? Yeah, my high school, yeah.

my high school. So this is cultural. It's cultural, bro. And it's crazy because once you see it, you automatically kind of put it in your head, like, oh, I'm going to have fun too. You know what I'm saying? Because once you get off that stage, bro, it's like...

It's over. Let me tell you something. You know your mom about to kick you out tomorrow. Yeah. Do you know that things about to get real for you tomorrow? Like, this is really it. And your friends that you came there with, me personally,

lost a part of like seven or eight friends the week of our graduation. Really? Yeah, and before that it was way more like just, we was losing friends back to back. What do you mean to lose them? They was dying. Getting killed. And this is because we got this, it's because

I've traveled now, I realize that we country is hell. And all we want to do is focus on the mess and shooting. You know what I'm saying? Like, well, we at, it's you around the corner from everybody. So you beefing with somebody on the internet, that's going to come in real life that same day.

Not even a couple of hours, maybe a few minutes. They're going to be right at your house. They're going to be right at your house. New Orleans is a big bowl. Baton Rouge is a big bowl. They're small. And it's layered out. You know what I'm saying?

But the inner city is just like any other inner city is just without the big buildings. And they tear it up because there's nothing to protect. Right. So especially in Bar Roo, NBA young boy ain't happy by coincidence he was like the

hundred generation of that you know what I'm like I guarantee you his uncle was the same as a slave yeah Zach's saying I mean I guarantee you was the same you know growing up we lived in this like

poor white neighborhood and my black friends always come to my house I say they hey let's go to the west end I said no I don't want to go over there It's like, why? I said, man, it's too many nicks. We had a whole book experience. My first gun was put in my face

when I was on the black side of town. I think it was like 10, 11, 12. I was just having horrible experiences every time I went there. So I said, now I'm just going to steal with these racist white people. I never had any problems. They called me inward, but they ain't putting guns in my face.

I never got called by white person. Because my results would have been ass-wooping, so I never whipped the white person ass. So that's, that go to show you, that never got called that. But when I, all my problems came when we moved to the hood and we couldn't afford the luxury. See, it was opposite for us. We moved from out the luxury to the hood to the hood.

And we got a rue awakening. I went from the being a prep dude that had my carter can tuck then. You know what I'm saying? It's Carlton, huh? I was Carlton in the flesh, me and my brother. Really? The only thing different about me and my brother was, I'm a chameleon.

I doubt quick. I seen what it was as soon as I went to school. They were cursing each other out. We was like, they curse our school? Like, oh my gosh. Do you hear how I talk now?

Right, right. And you talk about somebody that's just raspy talking and I was like real like reserved from that. Right. But as soon as we got plugged in, that first time somebody

played with me and my little brother when we was leaving, I'm super sad. That's all I knew how to do was protect my brother like that. My brother was the brains. My little brother was actually the brains. And I got a twin sister. You got a twin sister?

Yeah, I got a twin. My mom's a twin to a brother, my sister twin. My auntie's a twin. My great-grandmother had two sets of triplets and three sets of twins. Yeah, my mom's a twin, and then she had another pair of sisters that were twins. Yeah. It kind of run, huh? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, so you're probably going to have triplets. So you're going to probably have twins. We're in one shot. The girl, I think the girl already had the abortion, so I don't know. I'm serious. I thought she already had that abortion. She made me mad.

That's kind of why I don't have kids. Yeah. In 2020, when I moved from Chicago back down here, well, back to Louisiana, I started dating this chick, and she told me she was pregnant. Well, in my mind, I got nine months. And she went ahead of abortion, but I'm still calling, you know what I'm saying? But I'm like outside. I can't even come in there and sleep.

I can't sleep. Right. I don't want what happened to me and have to, you know what I'm saying? I can't sleep. I remember I was 19. I got this black girl pregnant. I was like, damn, I should get pregnant. Oh, okay, I remember.

She got pregnant. But anyway. I remember what I did. And then I was like, I was like already mentally like, man, I got a kid on the way. And she's like, well, I'm going to get an abortion. And I was like, well, I don't really believe in it. You're like killing my kid. She's like, it's nothing.

It's nothing. It's only like 200 bucks. And I'm ending out in and out in, like 30 minutes. I was like, take a pill. You've done this before? She's like, yeah, I've done this like five times before. Syria killer. Right.

And I was like 19. She was like 19. I was like, I didn't know what to say. Because she was from Fresno. And it was just, that's the big thing's beat my ass too. I mean, let me say that old. That was the woman you beat my ass. You didn't beat your assing.

You didn't say that. You said it right the first time. Hey, you know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? Like, after her, I didn't like dating black women. Even though I was still attracted to him. You have no idea. She saved me from even looking at them.

Yeah? Yeah. For even looking at them. I was done with the wig. because I lay down and you see all that crusty shit on top of your head like, what is this? Then you ain't flake it all of nothing. I was sick of that.

I was sick of all of, oh, we got to be doing this and we got to go this place. Like, bro, you know, Suzanne them really rich, and she don't even have one of them purses. Yeah. But they got all the four-wheelers, go-carts, all the stuff I want. They got it. And you're talking about a purse?

Like, I couldn't believe how. how stupid-minded they was, like, especially after getting hit by that car. My discernment went two million times over what it was. You talk about discernment that you get from jail then putting guard on top of that, and it's like, wait a minute, why you walked in here like that?

Man, you know, this is real shit. When I was single, I got more, I got more ahead than I did hugs. Really? He got more head than hugs, huh? women suck my before they kiss me hug me

this is facts I never understood that it's like the most intimate thing you can do and it's so fucking crazy that I kind of this is what my awakening was

for not to be messing around like a home on a girl I walked into my visit when I was in jail I walked into visit and one of my ex was sitting there the big dog in the that sell all the dope,

he gay in him. He messing with one of these dudes, and he's fighting behind this punk in him. Yeah. Must have been some good ass. Yes, it had to be. Because he was fighting, like, stabbing knives, everything. Like, I'm so serious.

I sat down and seen my ex talking to that. My heart dropped in my soul, like, oh, I got that shit. Oh, I probably got that shit. This niggas. He probably gave me that shit. Because now I'm realizing how close I am in this web to fucking a nigga that fucking you know what I'm saying?

Like couldn't even say it no other way. But when I realized how close I was, it started hitting different. So he didn't know, and I didn't tell him. But we were cool. So I was talking to him like, man, that girl you had up in there was bad. Well, I couldn't even stop looking at her. So just for one, to take his mind off the fact that I was looking. she really making our contact me like, oh my God.

And I'm like, you don't know that nudge. You have no idea. You got the package. Because this punk he flexed with, I wouldn't fight behind that. That's fucking one for a skill. Nothing. We couldn't fight behind nothing because I catch it. Because that's how I felt.

He was skinny. He was the form looking like Shamar. Just know he had a. I just knew he had. He had a little black leisias that was on him. Oh, man. He used to take his medicine every day, and they fight behind his pomp. The punk name was Shingo.

I'm a shout out to Shingo, man, because Shingo got that working. Shingo got that stupid. No, they really fight behind Shingo. Shingo, man. I'm serious. Shingo? Shingo. You must have that bomb-ass head, huh?

Nah, I will say this, though. Don't take us don't I will say this Other than the body the motherfucker looked like a woman Yes Like a pretty-ass Puerto Rican or something K-lai K-I K-K-Lai Do you know how that feel

Your first time walking in jail Right Right You're looking from the bathroom And it's pretty All you The racks like head link What up where you can see above them

Right And you can see this pretty much motherfucker, you like, they let women in this? Man, when you walk across that thing, man, built like Olive Hall, the 12-year-old bar. Man, that's crazy. I remember I was in Brinkwood, we went to Mexico,

TJ, Tijuana. It's the first thing we did when we got to San Diego, and we went to T.J. And we was in this club, and I noticed this woman kept looking at me, and I was, like, really shy from the South. I couldn't even open my mouth. And then I was telling the dudes I was with, the other Marines. Like, man, the woman over keep looking at age.

Wait a minute. You've been six feet with light skin, light eyes. What's you scared of? The fuck what you're scared of? Y'all was the printing me of everything. I hated you, niggas for a minute. I was really shocked.

You're six feet with light eyes. All you had to do is do this. What? All you had to do? And stand up. Right, right. So I see this woman checking me out, but I don't know what to say.

I'm like, shy. And then my friend's like, he's like, who, who? I'm like, her, her. He looks over. He looks over. He's like, man, that's a dude. I was like, what? Because I wasn't hip to that stuff.

I was from the South, and it was just white and black people. You didn't have, you didn't have no trans. You didn't have no Mexican. There was no diversity. All I saw was black and white. So I went to Mexico when I saw that, I was like, yeah. Damn. Yeah.

Don't even tell. It is. It is. I had one that was my little cousin. We all knew he was going to be like that when he was looking. Yeah. I think they born like that. And I had to tell somebody that I said, I'm going to be honest.

If I didn't watch this gay ass, dude, I just wouldn't even believe it. I hear you too. I feel you too. I just watch this dude do that, bro. He was trying to kiss on his cousin balls at a young gay. He was like three, two years old. He wanted affection. How old was it?

How old was it? He was like three years old on the trampoline wanting affection. for men's. He wanted men's affection early because he kissed my other cousin that I thought was gay too. Even him, he acted gay when he was young too. He used to be like, oh, girl, don't do that to me.

And his brother's such a man. It made him look great, you hear him? And I remember when Big D, Big D was sitting on the trampoline. I looked out the back. I'm looking at the back, and I see Junior walking with his ass, too,

it up, like on the trappelin. Oh, look at Junior. What did you do it? Junior leaned up and, M-a-B-Dee. Boom, bam, bam, bomb, bomb, bomb. I'm a boy. That was the only time he ever said anything man.

Then and after. He's still a man, I guess, but I ain't never seen him with no other man, but he still talked like, girl, you better, he still talk like that. But he beat him up for it. I was like, well, righteous? I ain't,

Nobody. What was it like being incarcerated? I went to county a couple of times for, like, minor stuff, like traffic. But I didn't do no. When you figure out how to make money in there, it's so fun. Really? It turned into a game of processing and discipline. Like, I spent-

You can actually make money in jail? I spent nine months in the hole. Let me tell you. The amount of time that kids spend in the wound, I spent that in the hole by myself, Quality of confinement. Really? I program my brain and open my brain to some whole stuff. Like right now I can use my brain like a computer.

Seriously, like literally click, click, click, click, click, and just find it like a computer because of that. And when I walked out there, I remember the first thing I tried to see if it really worked what I've just learned. I got the guard to bring me, the lieutenant that threw me in here. I got him to bring me the dope in. Nobody ever knew I was even the one that was doing it. I used to just go up and I'd be like, man, say Big Reds say, uh, Big Reds say, uh, Big Reds say, uh, Big Reds say, uh, now I already gave Big Red's his little side of the package.

He, he, he don't know where it comes from. He just, no, I just give it to him. And I used Big Red's name, Big Reds say, look, he, oh, I'm too, do, do, do, do. Big Red is getting the money and sending it directly to my girl. I'm calling, you got that money? Okay, but I'm, I'm maneuvering without nobody ever knowing. The police, the police used to just throw me up in a, uh, uh, every Thursday he'd throw me in a hole. He'd be like, come here, come here, you want to come here.

You want to come to talk. I make sure sometimes I'm talking, but sometimes I'd be making sure it ain't for nothing, so it looked like he'd just fucking with me. And he'd throw me in the hole. But while he's pushing me in the hole, he's giving me my package.

Really? Nobody ever knew it. That's crazy. Nobody ever knew that. So when I started making money, when Trump signed that first step back, I was laying there getting this tattoo on my chest. I was like, they were like,

they called my name? I got like four more years on my sentence. I'm like, what did they call my name? for it. I don't want to go to another facility. I'm getting a tattoo, and I pay for it already. So I'm like, I'm just let them come back here and talk to me. They was like, smart, pack of shit, you got to go home. Home?

My heart started beating a little bit. I'm like, he planned. So everybody asking me to give my stuff away that I just accumulated in here. And I'm like, no, I ain't going home. Ain't nowhere in a world. you just get from these charges and home? No, I ain't talked to nobody. Who snitched for me to get home?

Right. And I remember when they walked me out, they was like, just staying right there. They went and got all the big dudes, the big time cats out of all the dorms. Because I remember I did this show for everybody to see because they turned the TVs off. So all the dorms came over there and they were like the all major players and was crying. gangsters crying like you're leaving the warden came over there

and was like you're special you got you got something she gave me a check to go home with and I'm like the warden the warden the warden the white old racist lady and she don't pretend not to be racist she don't even pretend she ain't got none of that in her

she owned this motherfucker and you she ain't got no reason to pretend with the slaves Right, right. None. We is perfect slays because we did something to be here. Right. So when she used to come around that, I remember she gave me an extra nine months.

I had an extra nine months attached to my six years already for y'all. All I said was, man, y'all know how this lady is, bro. Don't do all that, man. Just get in line. You starting to riot? I said, huh? She wrote me up, and I thought she was playing until that went to, took me to the little courtroom.

It ain't even court. I don't know why he called that court. When you were in jail, men to say you did it and hear your paper. That's all it is. D.V. Court is not court. That is a bunch of white people standing around this table telling you, man, you did it. You can't be nothing in jail. You're on surveyors of 24 hours anyway.

Right. So you can't be nothing in jail. So when they gave me the time, I was just like, could I just please do my time in a hole then? You know what I'm saying? And her punishment to me was leaving me in the dorm room with everybody else. Because I had, what I did the first time got me a year and a half. But it was me defending myself. Right.

You know what I'm saying? So when I first got in there, they stabbed the guy for his food. My first day, my first minute in there, literally. once they close the door, boom. It's like, yeah, man, it's time to get up. All this friend and stuff got to go. I'm like, let me put my shit on top of here. Now, I'm on top of the top bed standing up like, yeah, what they got going on?

I'm thinking it's just about to be some fighting stuff. I just got here. I should be beefing with nobody. Right. They went, grabbed that boy a bag, and he was like, no, no, no. And they stabbed him so many times. The police came. came in, took him, the person that got stabbed, and I sat there for two days, waiting

on them and come get the people that stabbed him. You went to sail with him? They never came out of. Do you know the warrior spirit that you had to be in the Marines or all that? Right. I had that times 10. Because I'm not dying on this dirty-ass flow and this nasty place. I just got a couple of years of sinners.

Man, you start hearing people time. 30-7 years, 57 years. I mean, I got life. What you doing here with me? Right. Y'all gets all commingled together. What the fuck, you're doing here with me? You can flash out at any time.

I ain't going home anyway. I don't want to be here. I do want to be around this thing. Yeah, yeah. I started taking that, I thought, like, when the first dude told me he had life, I thought he was playing. Then he would show me his paperwork. He was like, yeah, bro.

I shot my homeboy and his girl. And his girl died. The baby died. What a baby come from? Okay, but I don't know how that go. But I feel you, and when you hear all these stories, this is what I really wanted to say. Now, since I was in jail for four years straight,

and I had four more years to go. I learned there's not one gangster, not one criminal, not one killer, not one adulterer, rape, nothing that don't cry out loud in there. Right. No, not no. No, like, God!

You feel like, bray, if you go pull on that door, you'll lose your mind. You ever go walk up? Like, my first couple of days in jail, mind you, I thought I was going home from when I went to court. So my first couple of days in real jail was so traumatizing to see somebody die. I don't know if he died and now. They never bought him back and he never took the mess out. So I don't know what happened.

I just know once I got to that point where I was like, I'm not letting you bullshit ass, kill me in him. Yeah. And I just started manipulating because they're stupid. It was easier for me to make this guy do what I needed to do to this guy by setting up the whole inference. That dude, oh, that's what you said? You know, a dude had just said, no, my bad. I ain't anybody getting that mess with that, shit like that.

What do you say? No. What are he saying? What he's saying? He said, man, he said, if we don't pay him, he's going to kill it. You know what I say? And it always be like that. And I learned that the first.

time I seen it happen where I made this person that's a gorilla, go against this person that's a gorilla in real time of what I was thinking. Damn sound. I got them both off the dorm room at the same time. I remember sitting there like, I'm a grand wizard at this. Yeah, I'm too smart to be in here. I'm too smart to be in here because my first time learning how to play chess was then. I'm a grandmaster for real now.

Like, really go places and play against all the best. And I learned the kids are the best because they don't have no, they don't have no programming. Right, right. They move, and that's who I play against, kids, the genius kids. They are, and they help you, they help me, like, take that emotional side out on me. You know, I told you I've been washing off that bitch.

They helped me take that emotional side of it. I've been washing it off, bro. And, you know, sometimes even, ask her, I got to call myself, oh, that was a bitch-ass shit I did. I'm so sorry. And she know I ain't lying. some bitch-ass shit. I'm sorry.

Why you keep saying that? Because there was a bitch-ass shit. For somebody that, I'd be mad. Right. And that realization happens in real time now. Man, I had $50 tickets for March Madness for the championship game. And I start programming to that Matrix stuff that I was telling you all about. I told my cousin, if you look up there, we're going up there.

Don't look up there. We ain't going up there. We were sitting on side of Charles Barkland. I can show you that video when we get off him. Okay. We were sitting right on side of Charles Barkland. Nidget Smith and all now. Because I didn't, I started taking, okay, dang.

Let me see if I go use this on the internet, because this is what I've been wanting to get the money from. And it worked. And it's that it worked. I'm pro, I'm dialed in. I ain't had nothing else better to do. And it was either sell drugs again or make something else having.

Right. Yeah. And I ain't going about a job. Yeah. Yeah. And before I started my, you know, doing our online thing, man, And working at a 9 to 5, man. I just left.

Got fired from every job ever had. I just left the job I got fire from on my best day of work. I just left that yesterday. Now, it's funny that you laugh at it, but let me tell you the story. Right, right. When I used to work there, I used to be the dishwasher back then. I went from the dishwasher to the line cook at the same time. Like, I worked both of them at the same time.

And he was like, how are you still outside? Right. Because I'm running through it. When I find a process, I run it through it. They gave me so many jobs. I ended up working behind the ball and hosting. And, you know, a comedian side of me really came out. I started waiting to people come inside and dissect them,

like Sherlock Holmes or somebody, dissect them, and then I tell them what's funny, and they laughed. The dude pulled me over, Veach, shout out to Veach. He pulled me in the office. He was like, Ace, I got to fire you. you are too big for this place. Like, I feel like I'm holding you back. You know how many times I went crying that man on?

Because he was right. Like, if he wouldn't have fired me, my brother and everybody I was working with still there. This one made me cry yesterday. I was talking to them like, they're never going to escape. And they're so happy to sit here in this car and be smoking and be like,

oh, they're going to go to the manor just put it out. And I'm like, oh, God, y'all still doing this seven years later? Oh, my God. And, you know, they're thinking and wishing me. Man, if I had $100,000, I'm like, then it ain't shit. Why do you think they think like that? I'm going to tell you the real truth.

I guess because of my dad, I was always blessed to see what real money looked like. My dad owned his own house, I own, business, on, his own cars, everything. He didn't pay for nothing. And they didn't have that father figure now. No.

And mine came at 12, so it was perfect timing for me, for my recollection to grasp what I'm seeing because I didn't have it. That's why I said, God, don't really don't make no mistake. From none of that and just emotional women's stuff to all of the man's stuff I could possibly stand to a point where it broke me a couple of times. But I kept coming back and that's what showed me, man. Can't nothing break you in this world. Sleeping under a bridge and eating out the trash can, man.

I ain't never put my head down. Ain't nobody ever think I was mad about nothing. This is all my fault. Yeah. Right, right. And I did this on purpose. I need to get this done in my belt. Whatever this reason is, and I kind of figured out what the reason was.

I had needed to fast. It sounded crazy, but I actually needed the fast to kill all on parasites. Oh, you did a fast. I became faster after that. Like, even when my leg getting broke, I was big. Remember I told you I was big? Because I needed to fast. Here's how I was forced to fast.

They was like, here you go your fool. and the bathroom over there. My leg is broke. Every time I breathe, it hurt. I wish I would go sit on a porcelain toilet. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Yeah. I know what that pain felt like, because I hurt my back. Man, I was in the house. I could not walk. Couldn't. I was just in a fetal position. And Keith came over to the house one day. This dude got moved in, like, three days.

This dude got milk jugs of piss line up around. His wife was bringing him into milk. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You know what I was talking about? Because that's how I used to have to use the bathroom. Then I had to put it to the side. I'm like, thank God I'm black. Thank God I, man, I used to put my under into the side.

I was a draw. Like, man, law, whoo. Because if I had to get up every time, then, like, I started realizing, hold on. I got to go collect bottles so I can sit here. Man, I have people that come over there to my house and I'd be like, bro, please go give me this. Please go do this for me. You know how I got out of that?

Fat boy stuff, because I'm a fat kid at heart. I had a pecund candy pie. I mean, cake. It's a pound cake with pec candy all over. A pound of sugar in this. That shit was so good. It made a young man walk again. I used to really get up.

and just be like, ugh, and cut me a slice. I'm so serious, though. I really used to just cut me a slice and be like, man, this was good. And then a couple hours later, I'm getting back up, but it worked my leg out. I went from an eight-month-recovered to one. Damn, you healed quick. Yeah, they told me in the hospital, he was like, oh, well, you can stand up. I'm like, I could do what?

He was like, you can stand up. You're just going to hurt your muscle. Once he put that in my brain, how he's how. it was my muscle and not the bone because the bone gone. This is a metal rod in them all the night. So I was like, oh, bad. I started putting that pressure

on it. Like, I see what it is. It's this. Okay, it's this line that cut, oh, I get it. They had to cut all that meat. I get it. Start paying attention to that and start feeling a little bit more. I was like, okay, I got it. And I worked it out myself because I'm frugal,

I'm not paying no money like that, bro. They wanted me to pay like $300, $400, $400 deductible every time I went to rehab. Right. Yeah, that's crazy. And guess what they was doing me at rehab? Nothing. Raise your right on.

Do you need a sling? Yeah. Go ahead. Man, when I paid that $300 the first time, coming back here, they got that. Y'all got that. I really want to leave with my money and say, fuck y'all. But y'all got that.

Y'all got that. Then they start calling me, following up. And, you know, I'm at the house hurt. Right. Me, fuck y'all. All that line. And then I got healed. I completely healed.

And I had just this little team, when I walked, just as a little team, just a little bounce. And a dude that used to take me to rehab, he came over there to get some stuff from me. And that boy punched me in my face. And I realized I was swimming underwater, just fighting underwater. Why can't hit him like I want to? Because I couldn't stand. And I was just, I took my can't. and swinging up.

Damn. You was getting in the water for rehab or something? No, I was actually standing outside of my door. And he had just dropped me off and he was telling me how he came up the stairs. Mind you, this dude brought me home from the hospital. He carried me up the stairs because I literally couldn't walk up the stairs. I lost all motion in my leg, both of them. And, you know, he was like, man, you're straight.

I was like, man, get you some of that stuff out there, man, take you some weed, some smoke, bro. Get you some grain. Man, go ahead, man. Appreciate you for bringing me up here. I'm good. Now, I'm up here. I'm up here.

When he came back when I wasn't going to the rehab, he was on Coke bad. Oh, he was on Coke, boy. And that little mixed race boy, he gouged my eye. Really? Like, I was really, like, sitting there, like, I couldn't see out this eye for a good little minute. He had really gouged it. I had let him have my eyes so I could fight him, though.

Oh, you can hear that? Uh-uh. And I wanted to fight him And he just That boy I pulled him by his hair And I was getting ready to punch him And the police had came got me off of him

Like they, my neighbor My neighbor knew he knew Know me And then they see They see when As soon as the fight over it I collapse on this Walker

I collapsed on it like And I'm not playing like All that pain Hit me all over again Every piece of work I had they hit me all over again. And I got, I had to call, make a call, man. I need him to have the same pain.

He did that to an inch it, man. Yeah, yeah. Damn. So, um, those, those people that, they had that same job you was telling us early. They've been out for like seven years. Seriously. It's like, I find it very, I don't know if it's just in the black community or a lot of other cultures suffering from this, but I, I find that a lot of black people, they get too, in the,

to depend on the government. Yeah. I know you've seen these videos on TikTok. Yeah. These women actually on WebFAR showing you what they, yeah. I was like, man, that's not real money. That's not even real food.

And it's like they was doing it just for content. And then you, I know you've seen a lot of the videos when they was about to lose their snap benefits because, you know, congoons shut down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, that. And they was complaining over that. That showed me that the same system that you complain about,

yeah. You depend on 100%. Because now I was homeless I never even thought about food stamps as a man We've been homeless Bro And every mother man

You know that I talked to I never thought about it I didn't even think Food stamps got to go somewhere Like I don't want to go up and there Go get this cold stuff And now I have to What? Divided with these people?

Yeah I don't say people do create content Because I mean we was on food stamps For a time with my mom With my dad died Right And when we go to the store Mama would say

Kevin, you get in the front, chief get behind me, I don't want nobody to see us paying them with food stamps. Right. Because she was embarrassed. It was embarrassing to us too. Yeah, but now people

uploading videos. My auntie sent me to the store with a car at one time. I was like 17. Yeah. I never forget. I didn't look at the card. I just waited until I got the.

We didn't have cards. And when I got that, this was like right after the card. Oh, yeah. I mean, you know, right after the paper money. Right. And I swipe. I looked, she was like,

you press foolstall and when she said that I was like, I was, bitch you're gonna tell everyone I got food stows here? She's so happy this little girl was so fucking pretty so like she was like

he wants some on candy and I was like I'm gonna put it on this car because she didn't tell me I could use it all and it gave me a little flex time because Big D gay ass wants some candy you know what I'm like

I'll give him some candy and then she was like yeah get that boy on some candy I ended up getting the number. You hear me? But, yeah, I was embarrassed to go to the store with food stamps. Even the paper dollar was the worst. It was like, because you had to wait to everybody leave.

I used to be sitting in a store like this. They keep coming in. I'm hungry. Yeah, you used to come in like a little book. He used to come in a book. You had to rip it out. My mom used to be, I was paid in full. Describe my life before we ever seen it.

I was lucky. I was ace lucky. Like my mom, I found the booklet of food stamps when I was younger. $1,200, some stuff like that. We ate good, bawled out. You know, I'm first to eat every time. I remember that I was Mikey in the house. I have a big kid.

You know what I mean? And that, the food stamps, that always embarrassed me. Even though I ate good off of them, I just never. My mom would be like, we're going to go to the stove. I'll help you get the groceries out when you get. You ain't got to touch one of them, but I'm not going. up in that witch. You embarrass me?

And people think I'm the baddest man to slice bread. That's good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like nobody has that. Nobody have any pride in it. They don't have shame at home.

I noticed that bad. Like, bro, I got a home boy. Ooh. Toad. Listen. I stopped talking to my best friend. He gave me a job when I needed a job. He was telling me he couldn't pay me nothing but $75 a week.

But I was homeless I needed anything. and I begged him for it. This man called me one day once I started making it, right? And he was like, man, I'm ace. I'm seeing you, bro. And he was just, for $50 million, would you suck a dick?

I was like, no. He was like, shoot, I buy me a new mall. Click. I'm plug this shit. It's awful. I'm not talking to this n*** no more. And it's like, why? You at work, think about dicks.

Boy, it don't get worse than that. I don't want to have that much time at work on my hand. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And then I started realizing the conversations they used to have. The wall are cooler conversations. I can't have them. Fearfulous, dumb-ass conversations no more for nothing.

I'm not even wired to have them. I'm going to that point where people come over there and the guy behind you start talking. Yeah, man, you saw the saints last night because he'd see you with a saint's shirt on or something. And I'd be like, man, I don't watch that dumb-ass shit. I don't give a fuck about that. I don't care about that, man. Yo, you're about to start a nothing. conversation, they ain't going to leave me nowhere. I don't focus on the Saints my whole life

and been broke. I wish I would focus on any football, millionaire, rapper, all that other stuff. And when I did start focus on it, I found the way to make money from it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and I'm only reacted to what you said. It ain't kind of like I'm coming after you maliciously. You know what I'm saying? What's the day look like for you? Like 10 videos, send three of them to her, see which ones work, send them all to her. She gave the final approval? Yeah. Her and my cousin, they, they, they don't laugh like that. Yeah.

So she's the producer. Yeah. They don't laugh like that. So I love people that don't laugh. Even we got it until the last night because I was like, you ain't never seen my stand-up yet. And that's going to, ugh. And she was like, we could just do it like this. No, we got to do a venue where I can show you I can do stand-up because I really want to show people again because that's my checkmate.

That's my checkmate. This is the reason why I called myself Kevin Hart. I went seeing D.C. Young Fly. Do his thing. and when I seen him I was like this dude trash and I was like he's so good on the internet though then I realized people couldn't do both yeah a lot of people came

they couldn't do both you notice once he started doing this touring you don't see him funny at all on the internet no more right so I focusing on that he focusing on just that and there's a certain level of people that can do all of them like me yeah I'm a chameleon it don't matter where I need to fit in that to make myself get where I need to be be at, I'm gonna do it. All that other stuff, I didn't shot at people and I did everything gangster you could do

in getting anywhere but in time thinking I'm doing some stuff, getting a tattoo in jail. Yeah. That's what my life had came to with all that glist and clam was getting a tattoo in jail, scared to leave jail. Do you know how psychological that hit me that I was like, bro, you really retarded, you're scared? I'm scared. My heart beating like somebody's shooting at me. I saw this movie.

When I was leaving. Shoshank Redemption. Have you seen that movie? Would it, Morgan Freeman say? You institutionalized. Institutionalize. You institutionalize on, now I'm a B.R. I was institutionalized on another level.

But I could see how easily it's done. Yeah. I could see how easily it's done. Want somebody to give you purpose. You become the man in this little right. You're walking up in the halls. Hey, what's going on? Man, give us one of them good words today, man.

You know, like, I could see how. leaving that and having to do just anything to make money and you 60, 7 years old? Man, that's... What said? What a dude to hung himself? Yeah, he hung himself. That was a morning.

I'm Sean Shab? Yeah, the old white dude. I forget his name. Brooks. Brooks. Yeah. With the mouse. I think it was a bird.

Yeah, that's what it was. You think about Green Mouse. You think about Green Mouse. That's why he was. And they're so similar, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How much money was you making in jail? Because I didn't think you can make money in jail.

About 10,000 a month. 10,000 a month? That was like, that was with me paying everybody trying to stay out the way. You know what I'm saying? For one, the jail I was at, when I seen that dude get stabbed, I asked my neighbor underneath me,

how you use that phone so I can tell people I'm over here? Because don't nobody even know I'm at this jail. They just move you. So don't nobody even know I'm at this jail. I'm like, how you use that phone? He went to that phone, pulled the whole phone down and gave me a cell phone. First day. Wow.

Man, I'm a, I'm going to do this. There's nothing. How much you want for this phone? I mean, give me a hundred dollars. This is regular price for a touchscreen outside. I went to the bathroom that same night. Now, he gave me this phone at 1 o'clock. I went to the bathroom at 2.30.

I seen a person coming through the wall of the shower. I rubbed my eyes like I was on home alone. Like somebody coming, breaking in the jail! Hold on! They got nothing in the jail! And that boy was like, hey, and handing me a McDonald-McDubble. I'm at the pisser like, thank you. This nigga just handed me in a burger.

I got a phone. Jail became sweet instantly. Like, I'm just going to be honest with you. Now, I got to deal with it. But that was like the sweetest thing that could have possibly happened. I got a phone and McDonald's in the first. day. It's up. Calling my cousin say,

bring the, is that that, and give this extra half on this pack and you don't do you bring? Yeah, we got to bring in here. They shut that wall down. I was so hurt. I was so hurt. That way I went to flashing out and fighting and stabbing people and stuff. Stabbing them.

Because they bought it up there, and the whole clothes. The guy that went out, he can't get back in because of how they made it back. He can't get back in. But you could go out, just can't get back in. Oh, man, he was knocking. He was out there beating on that concrete on.

That's crazy. It was crazy. But the worst thing was, now that McDonald's and food was coming in there. You had knives and guns. Damn. Nives and guns? And guns.

That's the scariest shit in the world. to see a full-flesh retard with a guy boy you get nervous what you're doing you know you you start that's when you start learning that the sermon like you start looking around

at people having their shoes on and that tells you everybody about to fight when everybody has to have that shoes on we don't have no reason to be we're not about to play ball right right you know we have no reason to have tennis shoes on with slippers right here

ready available That means them choose. It means everybody about to get it in. That kind of saved me a couple times just realizing what situation I was in. Just looking around and observing people's energy. You see the energy so many times you read people by the way they walk after that. Right. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? I know y'all got it. I know y'all, because there's certain things you had to read in order to shoot this certain person before you do it. And that's a lot of millisecond thinking before you pull a trigger. You know what I'm saying? So it. So you got educated in jail. I became a scholar.

Like one of those things that... On nitt them. And I realized I wasn't on nits on them on, man. Right. Yeah. That was kind of when it kind of woke me up, like, I ain't doing that stupid ass shit with y'all no more, man. I came home and everybody was doing the exact same thing they were doing when I left.

I know. Man, you saw LeBron out there, man, Michael Jordan, man, this and that. I took off Walker. I don't give it down where I went. I just needed to go get to something productive. You got to get the hell of it. I can't talk about this shit no more, bro. I swear to God, I'm going to fuck.

We joined the military. That's how we got away from it. Yeah, the military was how my brother got away from. And that nigger made so much money. Yeah. He made me kind of jealous that I should have did it too. But I just, I'm, my mom and I leave. We ain't about to fight for me, man.

I ain't going to fight for nobody else. Yeah, man. I'm sorry. I appreciate y'all. Yeah. Thank y'all for let me be able to do this. But, man, look. I'm never doing that, ever, not even signing up.

I don't care for damn how much money you got. Yeah. It was not mature enough for it. I did my time and got out. Yeah. It helped me build a lot of discipline. The person you is not, you think you can go back and do it? Oh, yeah.

I'll be a damn gunnery sergeant. Because it's fun to you. Because the shit that you do now is that on your off time. Yeah. So it's funny. You're like, that's kind of like with me. we go shooting and we go hunting and stuff like that. I'd just be looking around like, darn.

We wouldn't have, they used to have to force us, my uncle, my uncle Andrew, they used to force us to do that. I know this. Early in the morning, like, man, I ain't getting up for that. Get your ass up, boy. Yes, sir. And we'd be out there all morning getting bit up by mosquitoes and all that other stuff. I hated that. I've never been hunting, man.

You never been hunting? I ain't going to lie. When you find a kid. something, it feel good. But before and after that, man, it don't feel good. They all be sitting out there. You just moving and scratch the shit off. You're like, man, what is that?

What kind of bug is that? Like, then you got to sit still and be focused. Right. I'm a kid. Could you please let me just go run this whole field and do backflips? That's all I've been thinking about since we drove here. Backflip, backflip, that's what I want to do.

I'm an energetic kid. What would you shoot, deer? Yeah, we shot deer, deer, uh, rabbit. You ain't raccoon? Yeah, Koon good.

Koon good? Korn good. Get out of here. Kroon is good because raccoons in the woods don't eat with raccoons in the city do. You know what I'm saying? So the raccoons in the woods, they eat nuts and bears and stuff like that.

They just, they hunters and gathers like us, but they just use it in bushwood form. They come get real food. I don't know when they come out here. They'd be good. Would it taste like chicken steak? It got its own unique take.

It's gaming It's gaming But it got its own unique taste It's different from deal But it's better It's better than deal to me Would you make tacos Hamburger as well

No stew You gotta make a You gotta make it like a My own Some Coon stew Coon Sauce-Bone You know

There's some roulette Put some roulein Something like that Like Right too Leya Yeah My uncle Yeah

This is when I kind of realize No disrespect Women ain't shit because, man, my uncles was the best cooks, and that's all my grandma and them did. How they ain't better than y'all, and they're out there in the woods? You know what I'm saying?

Like literally spending all their time on the boat, all their time in the woods, and when they're not in the woods, they're really working at lumberyard. You know, I had, like, big broly lumberjack-ass uncles. They're six, five, and up. All of them was big. Right. And they all triplets.

All my uncles, my great-great-grandkids, they all triplets. And these dudes was gigantic. These was real men. So I kind of had a real man inference my whole life. So a lot of things they used to tell me, like if you can't wear your chain whatever you want, you ain't a man.

If somebody took your chain, you were supposed to have it anyway because you ain't the man to keep it. I used to take that as a challenge. Like, who ain't going to take my chain? Because my mom used to buy me chains when I was young. I was going to take my chain. No, that ain't going to happen. So even with that,

I learned that prefix of pre-s something, to prevent something. All you got to do is I think this stupid ass shit. That's it. Yeah. I just avoided them. I'm trying my heart to avoid them. But when I'm over there at the AT&T Center in Dallas, and this is a nice-ass little park, no homeless people,

all the people, police walking around, and then I see them little n**es. And I'm on the phone like, uh, first got touching the same. see if they're there. They already took it. Now, I got to realize them.

Them ped dudes just want to talk to him, bro, because they, how y'all get them Belenciaga shoes? And when they said robin'clock, I said, yeah.

I did the right thing. Right. Ask them first. Because now, you best believe this bitch coming with me. And I'm sitting on the bench where they were passing by.

I was going to pick that whole thing up to get up out of them. For real. Now, you're from New Orleans. I'm not sure what it was like when Hurricane Katrina hit that place. What was that like?

I just remember traffic. We didn't stay there for that shit. We just traffic and it booms. Because we was on the interstate so you can hit a booms. Booms. What was that? I'm guessing they blew the levee for real, for real.

Because everybody said they heard it, but we heard it when we was leaving. And we didn't, it was just storm. It looked like regular storm. The storm was almost old, to be honest with you. And then somebody blew up the levees? And that's how all. all that shit happened, like the levy overflowed, and that's what you've seen.

That, man, there's no way. But I will say this. I will say this, and this is not a conspiracy theory. If it rained right now for a half a second, it will be flooded in the world right now. That's since Katrina. This is before Katrina, too, but we're in a bowl. I told you all that. We're in a bowl.

So the water is held up by these levees. Right. Everything else below it. When you standing on your street, a boat is higher than you. Damn. Damn. That's just below sea level. Yes.

You can see the boats that's on the left, that's on the water. They're bigger than you. And you're supposed to look down at them. Right. Yeah. Yeah. That's how bad it is out there. Yeah.

Real talk. Yeah, I heard, there's a, there was a men of, what was, I forget the guy's name. He had a church. Was it Olstein? Was it Oldstein? Oldstein is. I think the Oldstein is from down now. Yeah, he closed his church.

Yeah, he didn't want nobody in his church. Yeah. Well, all these people's homeless. They didn't tell that damn church up, though, huh? They didn't, that wasn't, that wasn't going to happen like that. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, he told the right people that, whoever it was, it was white people he told that to.

Mm-hmm. Because they would have went in now. It wasn't nothing stopping people from doing nothing. Right, right. Absolutely nothing. Women would get rid. You know what I'm saying? Like, they was, men were getting taken advantage of, too.

Like, it was bad. Like, that Superdome was just a big orphanage. Foster home. Yeah. It was the worst. My grandmother was in there for like three weeks. Damn. What did you do to just sit down in the seats and...

They told that whole thing. That thing smelled like piss and bald onions when by the time everybody left out of there. And I remember, I remember this. This one thing I did get a realization. on and I'm about to Katrina. We were able to overshine every state that we went to. Like, we were loved, we were feared,

and we, you know what I'm saying, all at the same time because how we came. I didn't realize Louisiana had that much, like, I know everybody think these other states, but we really got, like, another level of, like, for instance, like, you see Boosie, NBA young boy, that's literally Webby, that's literally how

everybody is from Louisiana, Baton Rouge to New Orleans to Manhattan to Lake Charles and Lafayette, you know what I'm saying? It's like everybody has that little country guerrilla in them. I'm telling you, and it's and it makes it perfect when you don't want

to use the guerrilla part of it. You can do your thing when you go other places. We are a real good breed for doing good works outside of our state, but inside our state is too much hate and it's too close. Yeah. It's all too close. Everything is too close.

You and your cousin could be beefing and be shooting next couple of hours. Kind of like Diddy and I've been looking at Diddy's, well, 50 cents document you on Diddy. You looked at that yet? No, bro. I ain't, I ain't going to do it. Dude, you got to look at it. Man, Diddy? If, like, well, I came up with this.

If Israel was a person, it would be Diddy. I like the way you put that Yeah because the way after I looking at that documentary The way I see him now is like damn But see what did it I'm gonna be honest with you If you heard Jaguar If you heard all these people

This is how my brain work It worked like a computer for real I heard them before If what they say This new stuff sound like It's way worse than that I can I already got it in my head that he was the worst person ever.

And to be honest with you, I don't need to download nothing else about did it. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like to be, even with the child. You can smell it. Yeah, I can smell it. And, you know, it's the same thing I was telling you

about setting up your chestboard over and over. We just at that part where this is nonchalant-ass moves right now. It's not going to lead to a checkmate. So it's more like, he's already in jail. So he got his justice. He did his this. And, you know, people that's mad at them, mad at him, mad at 50 for doing it.

They pedophiles, too, whatever. whatever you want to call them. But it got to the point where I started looking at everything totally objective. Like, oh, man, look at this Erica Kirk and Candace-O and stuff. I'm like, hmm. Mm-hmm. Why would you forgive the killer

and not a person that's asking questions? Damn. Yeah. That's a great point. Then this is the cognitive distances that everybody in our community got all these right-winged people, all these left-winged people.

This kind of what made me be like, forget it, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They just came out with JFK assassination stuff. There's 70-something years down the line. If she don't do what she's doing right now, she won't get it. Right, right, right. Her kids' kids going to get it like we did. Right, right.

You know what I'm saying? They held that up. We've been Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, and we got nothing. We got end-U-Nos and conjecture. We don't got nothing. Yeah. Oh, they got this paper. We don't even believe you made that no more.

Right. What you've been holding that paper for so long? It ain't even damning like that. You're lying. And since I can see that because of all, good thing I just told you all that whole story about me going to jail or stuff, that programming for that nine months, you can't lie of me. Right.

You can't lie to me. That's the last thing you could do because it's all dealing with me. Right. My life is going to be successful. I don't give them what you do. Right. I'm going to work to get this. You know what's crazy?

Like, I can sit and look at Fox. I can look at CNN. I can just, I can see the lies. I can see it. I'm not sure how a person that votes to Democrat, how they can't see the lies. Like, on the right, I can see when Trump's line. Me too. And you see the dumbest that can't see that lie.

They can't see it. My mom cannot, couldn't see past a lot of that stuff. And it was like, baby, do you realize they literally just told you about Martin Luther King after, Martin Luther King and dad forever? Why now? Right. You know what I'm saying? Nobody even relevant in his tenure no more.

Right. And it's like, well, why are we doing all that now? If that's the case, if my friend was to die, I promise you, you guilty, you guilty, or boy with the orange head over there, guilty, everybody's guilty to you prove me you ain't. I ain't the court. Right. I ain't the law. I ain't none of that.

Everybody guilty to you prove me you ain't. Right. Right. And you ain't got to do nothing, but you can't tell me. I just follow them. And so I'd like to show you another comedian for my tribe. His name is A-Smart. And he's going to make a funny too. And remember, it's never violent as long as we're telling jokes. And it said in front of a comedian. Take it away A-smart. No one in the United States should be retiring at 65 years old.

Frankly, I think retirement itself is a stupid idea unless you have some sort of health problem. Wow. I wonder if I slap the fuck out you, would that be anti-Semitic? Because I don't want to be anti-Semitic. I just don't slap the fuck out. Shut the fuck up. I'm so sick of you cornball-ass trying to stay relevant in front of that

podcast equipment. Shut the fuck up. You want us to go to work and grind for the rest of our life while you sit in front of the thing and sound until the shut the fuck. I speak for everybody that ever woke up on the Monday morning. Shut the fuck.

Passionate, hilarious, relatable. It's funny. I felt like I just said that. Yeah. That's crazy, man. I can't believe he said that. That's what, that's what I was waiting on.

One of those markers where you come at me for this, I'm going to demolish all y'all, and I'm going to just mow you over. I don't give a fuck about what y'all got going over there. Not in the least bit. I stopped caring about what this dude just shoot each other, and I don't give a damn what you do.

Don't come over here thinking, or we're going to pay y'all to like the Jewish people and all this other stuff. Man, help the regular people, bro. You got all this money that you're about to do. go through to some content creators.

Don't nobody believe no more. I know it's crazy. They're paying them to lie. Nobody believe no more. They got a script. Man, fuck what he'd talk about. You know what I'm saying? Don't nobody care?

Four of these motherfuckers got on there and said the exact same thing. Right. Officer Tatum. Israel, if you don't like Israel, man, I read the Bible. My salvation is not attached to them people because of Jesus. And if you don't want to acknowledge Jesus, Officer Tatum, what are you? Yeah Yeah

Yeah I don't know how you can attach Your salvation to Jews When they don't need to be I'm not about to attach my salvation To nobody else but me Yeah I just told you I met him

Yeah He told me to go down I said I can't talk like them And he told me TD Jax ain't for him Those people that talk like that ain't for him Right

I'm gonna stand on this when Ain't nobody looking I'm gonna be in the closet by myself being the same righteous person I am on that line. Damn how I talk. This real. Right. And that money that I make, I actually move it to put it in people, other people in the position.

Yeah, man, take that, bro. I don't got that much, but man, we need you over here, bro. If that's the case, you need to get paid to do good, I pay you. Straight up. We got these people just buying everybody. Oh, man, we're going to pay them $10,000 a video. What? You see how many times Officer Tatum just took off here?

his whole pamper and sat on that and was just like, Israel, Israel, Israel, but shut up. You live here. And ain't shit going right. Exactly. We call out people waving their flags, like Mexicans, the Somalians. Yeah. But then it's okay to wave the Israel flag.

It's like you look like a hypocrite. It's okay to have one American flag at an American conference and have 12 Israel flags. That don't make no sense. And then you tell this person, you go tell this. people, we're going to take all the pastors, the Christian angelicals, take all the pastors, and we're going to train them on Walgis, Ed to Semmelty. Dude, what?

That's the dumbest waste of money in the fucking world, and you keep on track. That's brainwashing. That's brainwashing on another level, and they're paying people to do it. So when I, if I see somebody just boldly stand up, and I'll be looking at n-you-ne-you-ne-you-ne-you-ne-what? You know about that. And you keep trying to bring this part up, but you, the New Testament wiped away the Old Testament completely. That's the reason why it's called AD and then there's B.C.

It's a reason for that because he set the market that all that shit that you did before this is over. We're going to start new with this and you ain't got to go kill nobody. Just come to him. He's going to talk to him, Hugo, you talk to me, never on the phone, damn it. you know what I mean and that's how he worked right and I'm like man

look I like this this is my speed over here where I can say it the way I need to say it Lord don't condemn don't condemn me for that and I learned the only cause word is damn

that's the only one that could curse you right you know what I'm saying all the other ones just made up bad words that we made up right right

you know so I said so so elegly you know you see I'm burning back with them business yeah Yeah, yeah.

Hey, man, this has been a damn good show. Where can our people find you? Man, A-smart with the Z. Y'all can find me on all platforms with that. You heard, but I don't know which one on my camera. That's my camera. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Handsome, you know what I'm saying?

Doing a thing, looking good. Y'all look. I do this, you know. Be ready for my comedy tour too, you heard me. Now, that's what I really want y'all. Y'all come out and see, bro, the comedy tour. Yeah. Where you see the bar really, really get into that bag of tie.

bag of topics that we all want to heat. And it ain't got nothing to do with nothing political. That's one thing I'm doing with this comment too is leaving the political behind, man. We're going to laugh at some regular stuff. And I'm going to get all you stupid retorts to come over here to this regular stuff. We're going to talk. I'd rather you talk about football again. Go ahead.

Talk about that shit again, man. Y'all getting on my nerves with this canons on stuff. You can't see it? Yeah, I know. If it takes 70 years to get the white man that was the president information, you can hang that up about Card Kirk. You can hang that up. And you better stop asking her questions, too.

Because she's a widow. That's why they put her in that position. Yeah, so she's untouchable. She's untouchable. You can't question the widow. You can't. You can't question the widow. She doesn't cry.

I did see a good point, Mark, and she doesn't cry. People do this. She's in a weird position, and they knew that. And I think she's just letting them people use her because she didn't know

what was really going on before. all that died. Right. I don't think she in it. But when you hear stuff like, Charlotte Kirk got shot, do pick up the phone,

half a second later. Yeah. And call the wife. It's odd. Oh, my God. Nobody ducking. I've been in the shootouts. I went to LSU and I visit Southern.

Mm-hmm. You ducking at Southern. You running. You ain't standing there talking about, oh my God, Erica, you know Twan just got shot, nope. You're going to find out who got shot when you get in the car and you're gone.

And you're going to be like, God, who that was? We don't know who that was. That's when that happened. But a lot of ashes was just too calm. Yeah. You know, but white people have funerals the next day after the nigga died, so I don't know.

They might get over that shit real quick. You know what I said? I think the biggest bright people have a candidate, They say she's being disingenuous, but it's the views she gets, which means the money she's thinking. If she was getting 25,000 views, ain't nobody talking about it. Nobody talk about it. I think it's a lot of it's jealousy.

It's like to the point, are you going to believe what your eyes tell you ain't true if your brother die? And somebody sniped your brother for what he's doing right now. I'm never shutting up. Right, right. All y'all guilty. Every last one of y'all,

prove me wrong. I'm not the court. And if you want to entertain me or don't, I'm never shutting up either way. Right. You know what I'm saying? Thanks, man. Thank you. That's a damn good show. Damn good show. One more clip before he leaves.

What's that? Okay. You know the current climate. Oh. What did you go for in the 2024 election? You know, put me out there. Are you some type of culprit or what's going up? Answer the question. Okay

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bagged skirt Oh yeah About you bad Whatever you don't like I love Then you see Square pads man Yeah That is crazy.

That is crazy Look how she's... Her waist is wider than her shoulder. Ugh, brother. That's waste, man. And she's demanding a lot. And she got all them tattoos from jail on her. Yeah.

She ain't got one free world tattoo. That's crazy. That's wild. She is disgusting and got the nerve to have a nasty attitude with her bad build ad. Who that gut build like a big bag? A woman actually can be deep throating with her partners, Lingam. That actually can heal trauma.

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