Hodgetwins Podcast - CANCELED Hollywood Star EXPOSES The Entertainment Industry! - Twins Pod - Episode 47 - Owen Benjamin

Episode Date: January 10, 2025

Owen Benjamin was canceled before it was cool to get canceled! He left behind a huge movie career, fame, and wealth because he stayed true to himself.He comes on the podcast to show us the inner workings of the Hollywood machine and how he left it all behind to live on a farm with his family! Follow all of Owen's work here: unauthorized.tv & owenbenjamin.com Get your Twins merch and have a chance to win a Ford F250 Tremor and 10K in cash - https://officialhodgetwins.com/ Get Optimal Human, your all in one daily nutritional supplement - https://optimalhuman.com/ American-made, top of the line knives - https://dmoknives.com/ Want to be a guest on the Twins Pod? Contact us at [e-mail] Download Free Twins Pod Content - https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1_iNb2RYwHUisypEjkrbZ3nFoBK8k60CO Follow Twins Pod Everywhere - X - https://twitter.com/TheTwinsPod Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thetwinspod/ Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/twinspod TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@twinspod YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX8lCshQmMN0dUc0JmQYDdg Rumble - https://rumble.com/c/TwinsPod Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/79BWPxHPWnijyl4lf8vWVu?si=03960b3a8b6b4f74 Apple - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/twins-pod/id1731232810

Yeah, we got Owen Benjamin in the house. You used to be really deep in Hollywood at one point. Yeah, yeah. It wasn't like a craving for celebrity. It's probably why I could leave and not fall for their tricks. I've been in movies and, like, hosted award shows with A-list, and I was on a sitcom Sullivan and son for three years. Like, I was Vince Vaughn's closer and, you know, like Leno and Phelan.

But I would never sell out for that because then I'd lose my entire skill set. Why would anyone listen to me if everything I say is bought? Like, you could replace me with A&O. You live like a compound, right? You got your own form? It's not a compound. Yeah, people think he's a compound. What is it?

Well, he's white. So it's a compound. I know, right? You guys together, it's a gang. When whites get together, it's a cult compound. Right, right. What kind of animals you got? Cows, alpacas, goats, ducks.

Alpacas? They're great. I mean, one of them, our black one, used to spit at me. I literally sold her. She was a single mom or kid. We named Tyrone, swear to God. I lost like 50 pounds, because my friends I'm calling fat.

Right. Call it woman fat. She'll eat more out of spite. They don't operate like we do. It's just real easy to market to women more than guys. Guys are more likely to be like, but that's wrong. Women are like, but Tina and Brittany think it's right, you know? Right.

Exactly. And dude, it's like four out of five dentists agree. I want to talk to the fifth. Before I'm like, who the hell are we to tell anyone what love is, man, you know? And then as soon as all the Christian right were accurate about it going to, kids because before I was like right you people are homophobic or whatever boppel thumpers yeah yeah totally and then it happened and I totally self-correct I'm like you guys were right I'm in now I'm getting goats and shit yeah like I've been kicked off PayPal Airbnb like everything I've had 20

Instagram accounts like I'm not a lot on TikTok like why yeah welcome to episode 48 we got Owen Benjamin in the house what's up guys thanks for having me oh thank you coming. What did you fly in from? Spokane, Washington, but I live in North Idaho. Well, that's God's country out there. That's gorgeous, man. It's beautiful. I flew into Montana. I was like, oh, my God. You heard the show, what's that show we look at?

Used to watch him today. He came out to be a a rhino, a Democrat. Kevin Costner. Yellowstone. A Yellowstone. He came out with a shirt saying support, what's that Rhino's name? I'm having a Biden moment.

Her dad sucks, too. Chaney. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so I started to boycott the show. Yeah, it's good show. I mean, it's pretty accurate. I know dudes that have farms like that and someone were like, man, that show is so true.

I'm like, have you killed dudes? It's like, it gets a little weird. I'm like, I'm not hanging by your pigs anymore, man. No, it's gorgeous, dude. The people are cool. It's just beautiful. It's like Switzerland. Yeah.

Are you originally from there? No, I'm from like Syracuse, New York area. Oh, okay. It's like... I can't even pronounce that city you like. from Oswego? Oswego. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

A bunch of American Indians up there, a bunch of lacrosse. The white men's, I like that name, but they got to go. Yeah, it's like, are we going to kill them? It's like,

give them casinos and some booze. It'll take about 100 years, but we're on it. White man is diabolical. They kick the Indians out, but kept the names of them. Yeah, yeah, totally. Good branding.

No, they're still there. I'm like, buddies with them. It's like, best athletes until they discover booze and then it sucks. Yeah. All right. No, I've been. until like 15, they're insane athletes.

And then just hard turn. Yeah. But those guys... Sounds like the black community. There's no honor anymore. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, when I was up in Montana, it's like, for some reason, when the light hit it,

the water looked black. Really? When I was in Montana. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember how the water looked dark black? Was it a shadow of a mountain, maybe? Maybe. Yeah.

I don't know what the other was. I mean, he was driving down the road. I saw a damn ram just sitting down a cliff. Really? One step and he's done. He's standing out looking in traffic. Dude, this is crazy. Dude, they can run up and down cliffs and shit.

I'm like obsessed with mountain goats. Yeah. Yeah, they're just, I have goats too. I like love goats. That's why when people talk about goat effers, I always get pissed. I'm like, just because you have a goat does not mean, you know, because I do, I milk goats like all the time and stuff, but they're amazing animals, dude. You live on like a compound.

You got your own farm? It's not a compound. Yeah, people think it's a compound. Well, he's white. So it's a compound. I know, right? It's like, you guys together, it's a gang. When whites get together, it's a cult compound.

Right, right. No, it's just my family. We've got 10 acres. We farm. Oh, man, that's nice. How far off the grid are you? Food and homeschooling, but we have, you know, we have electricity and everything. I use Amazon.

on like I'm all about like what do I care a lot about which is like education for my kids and the food I eat and the well. But other than that, you know, I've like I pay a dude to change my oil and stuff. You know, I just saw the the food industry and the education industry and that's what we're off grid with. But, you know, we're like, we have a normal community out there. It's tight. It's people are cool. What kind of animals you got? Cows, alpacas, goats, ducks.

Alpacas? Alpagas for the wool. Is that them goofy-ass-up? Well, I'm just saying They're like a yama, right? Yeah, like a yama. They're like Martian deer kind of. No, they spit at, the llamas spit at you.

The alpacas are chill, you know? They're like, but it's for the wool. The wool is insane. Oh, that's why you have them for the air. Yeah, and the manure. Like, it's just pure nitrogen straight into the soil. It's like. Oh, use it as fertilizer.

Yeah. Yeah, it's an alpaga. They're great. I mean, one of them, our black one used to spit at me. Her name was Onyx. I literally sold her. So you had a niggle alpagia. Yeah, yeah. And she was a single mom or kid. We named Tyrone, swear to God. And she would, and at first. He named Tyrone. Yeah. And at first it was like a joke, but it got weird. Like she would spit at me and like stalked. Like she really had an attitude. And then it got racial. I begs that's a reincarnated black person Yeah But she had the best wool though Yeah Yeah

It's like blacks And you make stuff with it Oh yeah It's like blacks with athletes It's like you're the best They're gonna spit it you and shit But we need them No but honestly the wool is amazing

You know my wife started spinning You know like during COVID We were like Little House on the Prairie Do you like Yeah but it's so much labor That now we're just more normal again It would take like 200 hours to make like a hat, you know, and that's great.

I like, I love that I know how it's done now. Right, right. But, you know, I'm just like, we'll just buy a hat. Yeah. You know, like, make a fire from those like sticks and wood and stuff? My kids know that stuff now more than me. Like they're in like jujitsu and violin and survival. Yeah, it's awesome.

Yeah, no, they're like better. Like they're becoming really strong dudes to the point where sometimes I'm just like, man, you're going to be cooler than me, man. Yeah. I'm like, you know, because they do chores. I'm trying to have them so, so that they, like, have those, those ethics for guys, you know, like a good man that I don't fully have because my town is just full of drunk Indians and fuck.

You know, like, but I was telling him before, like, my parents' house is right now worth, like, 90 grand. Yeah. Like, Black Rock doesn't want it, you know? Like, everybody's like, oh, dude, housing in America. I'm like, bro, my parents' house hasn't went up. in like 50 years. I'm like, you want to go to a place that

ships all in on Erie Canal and trains and shit, and now it's like post-apocalyptic, you know, but cool people, funny people, it's beautiful up there. You know, Lake Ontario and all that, but... Yeah, so for the most part, your home that you built

and the animals you have, I mean, do you have to go to a grocery store or... Yeah, yeah, we go to grocery store. It's just the main stuff, you know, eggs, milk, we make our own cheese, we sell stuff too. We got a little farm Because my whole thing's community's wealth, you know? So it's like I want to be able to give back more than like racial bike jokes, you know? Because like when you're thinking about like apocalyptic situations, I'm a pretty self-effacing guy.

I'm like, yeah, no, people, I have a lot to offer. It's like, do I know? It's like I can do, I can make fun of soy and ask questions about the moon landing. Like nobody needs me, you know, I was one of those guys. I used to hear people. We never landed on the moon. We never landed on the other. These people are crazy.

Then I went to look at the footage. It's like it's nowhere in hell we went to it. Dude, it's so funny. I'm going the other way where I'm like, okay, what do I know is fake? It's the footage. Yeah. It's like, what evidence do you got? And we didn't go to the moon.

The footage. Dude, it's impossible. Yeah. Like, I know footage. I don't know radio transmission. I don't know vacuums. I'm like, that's a tilt-up rack focus. No.

Yeah. Like, that's not a real shot. That's why I had this whole theme where they had to leave a, an astronaut behind to do the shot. Because the three are leaving and they do that as perfect shot. And we named him Tyrone Shulaces. And it's like we're always like

thinking about old Tyrone. Like we're playing bone thugs in harmony songs. It's like, you know, he's just still up there, man, just waiting to come home. Right. I saw that. I was like, man, that's how dog balical our government is. Well, why would you believe

a government that killed our president? But you're going to believe when we land on the moon. It doesn't make any sense. I know. But now I'm like, okay, because I started getting brash. Like, I'm like, it's fake, so I'll tell you what it's really is. And I'm like, but I don't really know. Like, what I know is that's fake.

The presentation's fake. I can't disprove that anyone's ever been to a moon. It's like saying you've never had a pineapple. Like, how am I supposed to do that? But I can show like the manipulation, like that because that's what I am an expert at. Yeah. Maybe if they've been on the moon, but if it's based on that footage that I saw, it's like it's nowhere in hell.

Right. It's a domino effect. You're like, if you fake the footage, what else do you fake? Now I have to figure everything out myself and milk a cow. I'm not making a hat out of El Pagel. Because that's the thing is you've got to figure it out yourself. And I'm like it's exhausting sometimes, you know? You know, when I first, because we all do comedy, right? And I remember the first time I stepped on stage, I was nervous as hell. And this is in front of my fans. It's not like I had to go out in front of people I didn't know. How the hell you're going to fly all the way to the moon? You get outside and you're ready to walk out there and that fuck is like one step for money. He's doing this shit. And not to mention they brought a damn go card. Yeah, then he's driving around out there. Like, it's like, I'm like, the first time going to the moon, let's, you know, let's play it safe. Let's not try to do too much.

Just get our men on the moon and bring them back. No, it's focus on a go car. Someone's like, yeah, with the go cart, though. And you're like, no, no go cart, Gary. He's like, well, then how are we supposed to have fun up there? I know. And they're like, oh, we can't go back. We lost the footage.

I'm like, you brought like recreational sports. Right. Right. Yeah. And my buddy's dad allegedly like made the go cart. And so he won't give up that pride. You know, I'm like, dude, there's no way they brought a go cart. And he's like, well, you know, my grandfather.

I'm like, I'm not saying he's a liar. Right. But, you know, it was compartmentalized. And he wasted his time making a $60 million go cart. Yeah. And that's why you're retarded. That thing looks heavy, too. I know. It's so pointless.

What's the point of it? It's like, just look, and then the dude's playing golf. Yeah. You see that story? Oh, forget about that. No, the official story is he smuggled on a golf club. Right. You have a moment in playing golf.

And I'm telling people, I'm like, you can still take pride. Like, we were the first people to fake the moon landing. Right. Like, that is an accomplishment. It crushed. It's like everyone's going crazy with Vietnam and the gold standard. We're like, we pretended we went to the moon. It was genius.

Yeah. You remember the, what was it, the Challenger? It was in 1988? Yeah, yeah. They blew up. That's more proof that they never went to the fucking moon. Yeah, they said the main reason why it exploded because it was too cold. See, do you all know the temperatures in outer space?

That's like, if shit's blowing up because it's too cold on Earth, how the hell did we go into the moon and come back? I've been, I've been a movie shoots and they're like, oh, it's 40 degrees, so the cameras acting weird. I'm like, what do you think happens at negative 200 degrees in a vacuum? The shit actually works? A camera? Yeah.

Have y'all seen those boobies when they go out in the space and something happens and like that helmet like explodes? They're like, they're like frozen instantly. But this fuckers out there hopping around. Yeah, man. Yeah, right. It's all bullshit. Right. It's so.

I'd Vivian Kubrick on my podcast and she was like, I know my dad didn't fake it because it would have looked better. Swear to God. Yeah. Yeah. Because like Stanley Kubrick, everyone says he faked it. And she's like, no, he would have done a much better job. Like, this is, and she believes it happened, too. And she's like, but it's the footage that's ridiculously fake.

That footage is crazy. It looked like a low-budget film. Dude, if they were like, listen, the footage is fake, we still went. I'd be like, we have trust issues, but thanks for admitting. Because that footage is retarded. If they came out and said, well, the footage is fake, but we actually went. Yeah. It's just we didn't have the technology back then.

Right. So we had, you know, we was a bit overzealous. We just wanted, you know, make America great again. Right, right. That's when we can start healing, but we have trust issues. Right, right. You're going to have to text me when you're out sometimes. You know it's 240,000 miles from the earth to the moon.

Yeah. You have to refill, refill when you fly from California to Virginia. That's 2,000 miles, right? Right. But those fuckers never refilled or anything. They were talking through a vacuum. and a radiation belt in 1969

with no power source with a fucking I'm like what the fuck and then people are like oh how dare you own Benjamin you've gone complete unhinged so now I don't even care

I'm like yeah it's like how I tell my kids to deal with Santa Claus where it's like some people love Santa Claus you don't need to tell them Santa's bullshit you know they love that red-headed guy yeah you have like some Arizona

the phone call drops but on the moon They're 2040,000 miles. Instantly, too. 240,000 miles. Streaming a shit. Yeah, no, they were like talking, according to their own math, which is, I question all this shit now. Yeah.

It's like two, it's like three seconds it would take light to go back and forth. But yet there's no delay. Yeah. And then they always have some answer. They're like, oh, it's so easily explained with, and I'm like, no, you're just being a dick. I know how manipulation works. I've written commercials. You know, I've written commercials for her corporation.

Yeah, I know about it. I do. I'm like, I know the soundtracks and I know how to do it. I think it shows just how gullible people are. Yeah. I mean, look at Democrat voters. Brain dead people. Yeah, it got real weird.

It's gotten like real weird with that, huh? It's like, how could you go to the polls and think voting for Kamala's like the right thing? How could you do that? I don't know. It's like you watch a lot of pornography or something. No, because when I was growing up, it was more like the union guys or something. Now it's just like people that are just mentally like broken. Yeah.

Because it was like, okay, how much is union versus this? Now it's just like, yeah, that's why I don't really pay that much attention anymore. I'm just like, yeah. Grouch you crazy on it. It does. That's why I'm all about local. I'm like the sheriff because our sheriff is awesome. He stood up to Obama and he's one of the reasons Idaho has,

open carry. Sheriff has a ton of power. Right. Yeah, people don't want people. Sheriff and Commissioner and all that stuff. I mean, those guys like zoning and all that, that's what dictates a whole community. Like, you know, commercial, how big are the lots? Like, my area is 10 acre minimum.

So if they... Oh, 10 acre minimum? Yeah. And that's why it's, that's why it is the way it is. If they want an eighth, an eighth of an acre, my bike would not be safe, if you know what I mean. Right, yeah. That's when they bust them in. They're crazy like diversity is beautiful, right?

But you go to all the diversaries, crime is through the roof. They're burning people in the New York subway. They're burning people, though? They're burning people alive. You hear about that? No. It happened about two weeks ago. Do sit this lady sleep on the subway.

So I'm thinking it was a homeless person to do it. I forget where he's from. I think he was Honduran. He was an illegal immigrant. No, he's from Venezuela. He was illegal immigrant. Yeah. And he sat down on fire.

And then maybe three or four days. days ago, a black dude just pushes a white man on the subway onto the tracks. Yeah. Seriously? And the train hits him. Yeah. That's why my family left L.A. right as we had a baby, I'm like, my instincts kicked in. I'm like, we're out.

You know, I'm like, before I had kids, I don't know what I deserve. I was not like a bad dude, but I was like, didn't care. I'm like, I don't know. You know, when as soon as I had a kid, I'm like, that kid's innocent. We're not stepping over a guy who just shit his pants and pretend. like it doesn't even matter. Yeah. The weirdest is, is you don't, people are just tweeting and,

and they're, like, stepping over people. I'm like, we're out, dude. Yeah, speaking to L.A. This is a person right here. Oh, shit. That's the. Oh, dude. And that's the guy.

She's burning. She's burning. Yeah. And that's him right. That's standard. He's just watching what he did. Sorry to his family. Demonic stuff, man.

That's demon stuff right there. That's a demon. university right there. Dude, the white crimes are copper from construction sites. So listen, the whites,

when they get into the met, they do what they do. But it's more like a spool of copper. Right. There's no like pushing on the tracks. Yeah.

It's freaking weird. Like speaking of LA, you used to be really deep in Hollywood at one point in. Yeah. How did that start out? How did you get into that? Well, I played classical piano

my whole life and my dad taught public speech. So I was like, as a craft, really good at it. It wasn't like a craving for celebrity. It's probably why I could leave and not fall for their tricks. Right. Because I'm like, I don't have a hole in me that you have to fail guys. Like you guys crossed too many lines. You know, I'm just good at what I. Yeah, I was like, I've been in movies and like hosted award shows with A list and I was on a sitcom Sullivan and son

for three years. And, um, like I was Vince Vaughn's closer and, you know, like Leno and Fallon and, you know, I've had 10 specials. So like as a comedian, I make a lot of sense. I think what happens with me is people look at me like I'm political or something like that. I'm like, no, dude, I make fun of everybody. Right, right, right. And so, like, comedy's got it. Yeah, comedy's got and not play sides, you know? Right, right.

That kill comedy. You remember the movie, Coming to America? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God, it's so funny. They can't do that movie again, but they did a remake of it. Yeah, it didn't take it. It sucks. Yeah, I heard it suck.

I never watched. You said, don't watch it. You're just going to be disquited. Well, it's kind of sending to, like, the groups. You know, it's like, oh, they can't hear the word. They can't hear the word or it takes their agency. Like, Chappelle's nailed that about like, remember that Chappelle's joke where he can't say, I don't know where this is planned.

I'll just do the letters, even though I personally don't do the letters. I want everyone to know that this isn't me doing it. I'm just following the rules wherever we're at. Where, you know, Sylvia and HR is like, no, Dave, you can't say the F word because you are not gay. And he's like, you know, I'm also not a, you know. Where it's like, and that was always my question. Like, how many weans do you need to have contact with before you get the F privilege? You know, because I had that debate with Kanye West about the N-word, and I was like, necrophilia is more offensive, you know?

And he's like, yeah, but, but necrophilia is better than rape, though, because there's no living victim. I'm like, yeah, you, you took it too far, man. I'm out. I'm like, normally I'm the dude who does that to people, but he does that to me. I'm like, oh, this is so gross. I'm out. Because I was just trying to show, like, if it's offense, like, what does that mean? There's no context of the N-word.

It's like, are you calling someone that? Are you saying they're all that? Or is it a behavioral thing? I think whenever you use the F word or N-word, if it's done in good taste, you can say it. But regardless of what context you use, you can get canceled or get a lot of, especially if you're white. I think context matters. Context matters, yeah. Yeah, yeah, context, everything.

Yeah. I don't believe that it's the same argument for guns. Like people kill people, not guns. A tool can't be evil. You know, it's the same with a word, a word. Because I used to do these hypotheticals where I'm like, hard ends are just like me or African Americans should all die, right? It's like which one is more offensive?

Right, right, right. You know, because I could make up a pejorative in five minutes. You know, like what's going on with the Indian? I started calling them babble boys. And no one, there's no, like, rules. with that yet and then they'll like catch up and there's a rule or like the curry crew you know you know and then and then six months it's like curry crew is now hate right and I'm like I got another one already yeah because I'm mocking behavior that's why it's really not bad it's like I'm

mocking bad it's like white trash or you know right right it's always about mocking bad behavior because that helps dudes like dudes get stronger when you mock bad behavior right exactly like dude I mock like my veteran friends and stuff I'm like haven't you guys had any enough. Right. You get, you get to shoot anyone you want. You get free drugs. And they're dying laughing because like sometimes they get sick of being treated so great. Yeah. You know, I'm like the ones who left it on the field that they're on Memorial Day. Right. I'm like, they know I'm joking though. It's like obviously I'm like trying to give them a laugh to like have them deal with stuff. You know right? Like little dark humor. Dude, it's needed with dudes. Women doesn't work. Don't make, don't mock women. No, no, you mock women for being fat. Like, I lost like 50 pounds because my friends kept calling me fat. Right.

You know, it's like mock weakness. It's like, you fat, I'm like, ugh. And then I just start working out. You call a woman fat, she'll eat more out of spite. You know, it doesn't work. They don't operate like we do. Yeah, they definitely don't operate like that. No.

I don't think they should vote. I would say that forever, dude. I'm like, I think you wanted some new concerns. I think Susan B. Anthony was a dude. Susan B. Anthony, like Susan is Anthony. Big Adams Apple. Because women didn't want to vote because that meant that they had to be like firefighters and stuff. Nobody wants to, they didn't want to vote.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Women, man. This, well, a lot of things is wrong in America. I'm not going to see all women. I just see liberal women.

I'm cool with them voting for the record. I'm just saying I get the argument. Because like if you vote that back in the day, you were in the draft. And so, like, my wife would be, like, cool with not voting if it means she doesn't have to put out of fire in 1910. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. They just vote for dumb shit. They actually vote to kill the own kids and people.

Yeah. It's just making – Men and women's restaurants. I mean, that's the only – they don't got that priority straight is what I'm trying to say. Yeah, that's the only reason why that's when as far as it went. Like, men and women's sports, it's because of women. Yeah. And they're easy to manipulate because they think more communist.

You know, it's swarm thinking. where they look for what does the consensus think? And it's just real easy to market to women more than guys. Guys are more likely to be like, but that's wrong. Women are like, but Tina and Brittany think it's right, you know? Right, exactly. And do marketers know that. Yeah.

It's like, four out of five dentists agree. I'm like, I want to talk to the fifth. I'm like, that guy knows some shit. He's that a follower. Right. The women are like, but four out of five, that's how I don't get kicked out of the group. I'm small, so this is my strength. Yeah.

Exactly. Yes, they're large behind. Yeah, because they're small and weak. Emotionally, they're very strong. But you know what I mean? Like physically they're weak. So they have to make sure that they manipulate with alliances. It's almost like they're literally queens with the Game of Thrones stuff.

Right. And that's why, you know, I can be like piss off the world for two weeks and not even notice. Yeah. Women are like, my seat's been threatened. I'm, you know. I think women are great, well, when Trump guys. try that those two women she got eight

agents. Oh dude. She couldn't re-host a weapon. That was crazy. It was like, it was like, what was that movie? It was like Bachelor.

What was that? Police Academy? No, with the, with the big lady with the, oh, it was like bad,

it was like maids, bridesmaids. Oh yeah. She reminded me of that lady from bridesmaids. Melissa McCarthy. Yeah.

Yeah, I was like, coming this fall. And I was like, the secret service has never had so much sass. Right.

It's like, hold it, hold it right there and actually listen to what I'm saying. Yeah. Everyone's dying. Yeah, man. We're so thankful still have Trump. Man, he was frowned by women protecting him. Well, it was two of them, which is too too many. Yeah.

That was too too many. Yeah. That's nuts. Nuts. The director was a female. Yeah. How do you let a damn man get on a damn rooftop? out.

Perfect shooting position. Women. Oh, he's probably sightseeing for birds. That shit. Crazy. Hey. You brought up Kanye.

Are you pretty close to Kanye? I was during his like cancellation time. Then we just drifted apart. But I root for the dude. Yeah. But yeah, I was the guy like a bunch of, apparently people in his life are like,

listen, if the Jews are coming at, you talk to Owen, he survived it. And that's how I was telling him. I'm like, bro, get healthy, get grateful. I'm like, because it's your reaction that's going to be the whole problem. Right.

You know, and now I get, like, I accidentally became like a really happy, productive guy. Right. It's almost like, I did a sketch where it's like the hate group goes so far that they're like, we need to have children and be grateful and like, get out of debt and not drink, you know?

Yeah. Because that's how we get the Jews. And I really did. That's the only way you get them. Dude, it is. It's like, okay, you got debt. Get out of debt. Yeah, we're getting out of debt.

Yeah. It's like, oh, we're getting replaced. It's like, oh, we're going to have more kids. And before you know it, you're just like a good guy. Yeah. Like, that's what I'm like, not even bad. I'm just like, and I was trying to tell him that. And he was funny, but I couldn't.

He, like, asked me to come down to L.A. And I'm like, now, man, I got to milk goats and stuff. And sometimes people get so, they don't believe how much I truly don't want that world. I'm like, famous dudes won't pick you up at the airport, man. I've been there. Right. I'm like, I like, I like, dude. I like my friends.

I'm like, I root for you, though. I'll give you advice and help you write. But, you. Wow. Because I liked that he was calling out rap. I was doing that years ago where it's like... Man, it's so detrimental to blacks. Dude, the people who own the prisons do the labels.

What? Yes. The people to own prisons? Own the record? Private prisons, a lot of the investment groups, they literally, that's the marketing, where it's like, you get up there and you shoot a dude. And then they're like, now you're arrested, 30 grand a year. I'm like, dude, that's like a cycle.

Right. I do a lot of black jokes. I do a ton of black jokes, but it's like, I don't think blacks are like worse. Right. I think it's like it's like the culture gets created. Like for country music, it's all about getting drunk and bitching about your dog and your chick. It's like, it's always pushing beers, you know. You're having good time with my friends and I'm drunk again and I'm cucking to my ex-girl.

Yeah. You know, you're talking about country. Country, yeah. And then with black, it's more like, you get out there and you take what that bike. Yeah. Kill that nigger. Yeah, yeah, totally. They preach that, and it's like, dude, Jews actually own a lot of those.

One of them's named Liar Cohen. Swear to God. What? His name's Liar, L-Y-O-R, but it's like the harp. Lyer Cohen. And their argument, which I get is you buy it. So there you go. And that's why I keep telling people, like, build our own shit.

Like, that's why I write music and I, like, do sketches. because I'm like, yeah, it's all free will. Like, God is above all of that. And it's annoying, but it's like, we got to stop listening to that shit. Like, really start, you know, focusing on the good, the truth, the beautiful. I was so young. I was to listen music, and I never really sat down and pay attention to the words. I was like, this music is crazy.

Crazy. You heard the sexy red? No. Oh, Mark. Like, they went out to black guys with a lot of this rap music. Now I think they're targeting black women to, like, just totally destroy the black community. Totally. Yeah.

Sex rated. Her music is, she's six-lous and women, and she just coming off like a filthy whore. Oh, yeah, yeah, dude. It's just horrible. She just came out with a lipstick brand, and it's called Gunna,

and one of the, shades is Gunner real. Ugh. And they make it seem like that's empowering, but it's so humiliating. Yeah. And you know what is, it's so,

um, frustrating? You try to call it out. Like other races are Colorado. White people wouldn't let that shit infiltrate their culture. But blacks just sit back, they go, they buy it, they try to replicate, emulate everything they're doing. It's like, when somebody speaks up about it, they sold, man, you will sell out.

Yeah. Well, they call us Uncle Tom. That's the ultimate spell, bro. Yeah. When you try to correct your own thing, it's like, dude, Jews do the same shit. I know base Jews that are like, hey guys, we should probably like relax a little. And they're like, oh, you're anti-Semitic. And it's like the juie-est guy.

Yeah. You know, it's like these, like, defense mechanisms. to not let something correct is crazy. Are you still close to anybody in Hollywood? Yeah, I still talk to people more privately. Yeah. But now it's like, you got to keep it private on it. The heats off me now, though.

For me, I like had it bad. Like, I've been kicked off PayPal, Airbnb, like everything. Why? Because a lot of it was the COVID stuff because from the beginning, I was making like fun of it. Like I was like, totally. I was never telling people to do crazy stuff. shit, though. Like, I never did shit. I was just, I'd just make a joke out of it. And that really

pisses off people. Right. When you're just laughing about it. Right. Like that's off billionaires. Yeah. And so now, the heats off now, but I'd already built a lot of my own stuff, which is cool. But I was kicked off, dude. I've had 20 Instagram accounts. Like, I'm not a lot on TikTok. That is, Christ sounds like so un-American. Yeah. I think it's a foreign demoralization campaign. Yeah. Because I'm always, One of my friends is like, you're too uplifting. They want someone to, like, hate Jews or, like, need Jews. Right.

I'm like, yeah, they're kind of like, you know, Sicilians with more money. And, you know, I'm just, like, making fun of them. I'm like, no, the Holocaust is tragic. I think it might have been like nine guys or a billion. Like, I'm just showing that I don't give a shit. Like, it's not a sacred cow. Right. And that doesn't charge the hate battery, man.

They want, they want that. So people have labeled you anti-Semitic? Yeah, that's all. You're like Jewish descent, right? Well, dude, people are calling me a Jew now with the same opinions. Right. Because I just am like, they don't get a pass, but they're not the cause of all of our problems. We are.

Like, we got to take authority for all of our actions. Right. And so it was like a six-month period. I'm like the ADL's like most hated guy. Six months later, it's like, oh, and Benjamin's a Jew. I'm like, dude, for the same things. Because they're like, you won't go hard enough at the Jew. Right.

I'm like, bro, you got to stop watching pornography yourself. Right. Yeah. And they're like, but it's, it's in HD now. Yeah. And I'm like, dude, I don't know what to tell you, man. Yeah. You know?

Hey, I came across the, I think you were, you were being interviewed. And you was talking about how you told against child abuse and stuff like that. And it's like, that's like a right wing talking point now. Oh, yeah, the trans kid thing. I was seen as this crazy dude because I was going after a guy doing it in Hollywood. And I never caught. Yeah. It's like, I don't care about celebrity, money.

I mean, I want to make money, but I would never sell out for that because then I'd lose my entire skill set. Right. You know, it's like, why would anyone listen to me if everything I say is bought? Like, you could replace me with AI. Yeah, exactly. That's what got me out of any liberal mindset was anything with children. Because before I'm like, who the hell are we to tell anyone what love is, man, you know? And then as soon as all the Christian right were accurate about.

about it going to kids because before I was like, you people are, you're, you're homophobic or whatever. Bopal thumpers. Yeah, yeah, totally. And then it happened. And I totally self-correct. I'm like, you guys were right. I'm in now. I'm getting goats and shit. Yeah. And so, yeah, I was, because I singled out a dude and I was, you know,

at CAA, Prince of Otto Young. I got my whole tour canceled. That's time agency's in Hollywood. Oh, yeah. The same agent is like Steven Spielberg and Hillary Clinton and shit. Like, I was one of their guys because I can write. Like I know how to right, you know, I have the skill set for more than just stand up. And, but I was like, that's like objectively evil. And then I saw abortion. And then I said, and it just kept going and going.

And I'm just like, and now I'm very happy, though. For a bit, I was pissed off. I had a chip on my shoulder. But now I'm like, I got kicked out of hell, man. I see some of those dudes, my old friends. I mean, they might be making a ton of money, but they're like, yeah, I'm on ketamine treatment now for my sadness. And I'm just like, you guys, man, you're not even, you have no joy.

Boy. Yeah. Yeah, I heard you also mentioned that a lot of those drugs that they give the kids, they're made in Israel. Yeah, it was Teva Pharmaceuticals was out of Israel. Yeah, and then you got the sacklers with the opioids and all that. And my whole thing, I'm not blaming Jews for families being messed up. Right. I'm like, why can't I point that out is my whole thing? The Catholic Jews. It has nothing to do with their religion, anything. I'm just pointing out where it's being lame. Right. I'm like, the thing that always fascinated me was not Jews. It was why. Why just those guys? Right. Like, why can we question the gender of a kid, but not an event 70 years ago?

It's not my opinion. It's like, that doesn't logically make sense. Right. You know? And that's why I'm like, I would go right at because as a comedian, that's my job. Like, if I was a middle school teacher, I'm not going to scream about a hard end stealing my bike. Right. But as me, I, like, have to or else I can't make fun of, like, I made fun of Muslims, like, hard in a special.

I'm like, if I don't do Jews, I'm a, I'm a, I'm, I'm, I'm, you. I don't get the privilege. Right, I can't play favorites. You pick on the Muslims, you got to pick on the Jews. Right. I'm like, I went hard at those guys, man. I'm like, now you got a big nose, man. You rub your hands.

I'm like, it's true. You're acting like an insect. You know, it's like, you know, like flies on, you know? Yeah. You know what's weird? I didn't know like that gender ideology. It started, well, I don't know if it originated with the Talmud in Jewish faith. They believe in multiple genders.

it's in their faith. Yeah, yeah, it's in there. That's fucking nuts. Yeah. Well, the thing about those guys is, is you'll argue about shit for hours and you don't even know where you go with it. Right. It's like, yeah, but a gender is different than a sex.

It's like a different. And I'm like, Jesus, man. Just what do you believe? Like, say that. Yeah, but when we think of gender, we're talking about sex. Right. Those two words have always been phenomenal. Yeah.

That's why. And they come up with brands like cis. Where it's like now you can be discriminated for being normal. It's like, it's, it's, it's. Dude, it reminds me of Hollywood so much of a marketing room. Yeah. Where it's like, we have research that this product is addictive and causes diabetes. It's like, own it, boys.

Once you pop, you can't stop. Right. Right. That's how they marketed Pringles like that. They're like, it's a drug. Like, once you pop, you can't stop. Like, it's great when it's like super addictive, you know? I think they did that with Rice Krispies snap crack will pop?

Totally. They got that shit from crack. Hey man, see we're thinking crack. Yeah, let me get these people addicted to Rice Christmas. That's so true, bro. It's just a crack, snap or pop. That's so true. Have you ever been exposed to any weird shit in Hollywood?

Adjacently. Adjacently. Yeah, like not consciously, but now looking back, I'm like, oh, you know. Yeah, it was filling you out. Well, yeah, because I was always at the comedy club. Like right now, people are like, did you ever go to a ditty party? I'm like, bro, I didn't go to a ditty party. any point I was always at the improv every night with like comics writing like to me it was like

it was like paradise it was like my type of people coming up with and like I was the playboy the butler the playboy mansion and house punny like got a pretty major part I've never been to a playboy party I don't like those parties I like smart kind of fucked up dudes like trying to figure out the world and drinking like yeah and so but now looking back I'm like the the main problem in Hollywood is being okay with shit other people are doing. And that's why the trans kid thing was like, dude, it sent shockwaves when I did that because no one does that. And most people aren't doing weird shit, but they're okay with it. Right. You know, you don't want to speak up. Right. They're like, if I speak up, I don't get fed. I don't get fed my narcissism, you know?

And I don't, I have problems, but I don't have that problem. I'm like, you know, I don't need eyeballs on me. I went back to like doing tree work with my brother. You know, I'm like, I'm fine. I'm but I'm still gonna fucking make fun of Jews. Right. You know I'll get the impression like when you see, when if you have a Democrat in office like Joe Biden, they just had some ceremony,

had Denzel Washington. They had a bunch of people that, like, I saw Magic Johnson in the background. Every time I see these ceremonies with these Democrats, it's always they're giving them in the middle of honor. But the impression I'm getting from

is they say, the only reason why you're getting this medal you're getting this honor is because you didn't say anything. Exactly. Or you, you, you, you kept quiet. Exactly. Every time I see somebody

receiver award like that, you didn't really do anything special to earn it. Oh yeah, yeah, it's mafia shit, man. Yeah. It's like you didn't speak up, you get it, you know? And it's like,

that's why they canceled me the most is they hate competition. Like they hate, it's cartel shit. Yeah, there is right there. Hillary got a medal. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Denzel Washington was there? And I like Denzel, too.

That's kind of disappointing. That's disappointing. Patrick Johns was there. I think they gave a cobra commander that medal. Is that really? Yeah. What's that one guy? Why the hell did Hillary Clinton get a medal?

Yeah. Oh, Jesus. A Jew's got a medal, too. What's his name? Soros. He's like... Alex Soros got a medal? Yeah.

For dealing with your fucked up dad? Here you go. You got to listen to the guy from Star Wars, the Emperor Palpatine or whatever. Just like every time I see a Democrat in office, everything they show these ceremonies, these awards, It's all fake. It's all fake.

It's all fake. And it's Hollywood. Dude, Hollywood is the, the type of wood made in Druid wizard wants. Yeah. Like it really, that's why people call me a conspiracy there is. I'm like, but it's true, though. Yeah. I'm like, yeah.

The Hollywood is how you make a magic. It's all fake. It's like the whole thing's fake. But stand-ups didn't used to be fake. That's why I, I'm like a day walker. You know, I'm like, that's why I related, there's parts of Hollywood, the guys that built the stages, the guys that like, set design.

They're like men. And then the other side is like fake. Everything they say is bullshit. Right. I was the dude in the middle that could communicate between the two realms. Right. Right. You know,

because stand-up's based on truth, but we're still performative. So it's like, I have to be rooted in like carpentry level reality. Right. But like, look at me. I'm in a suit,

you know? Right. And so that's why I could like look at this shit. And when they went with, and dude, I'm so disappointed in a lot of comics that took the ticket, man. Right. Yeah.

I saw Jimmy Kim. he was on this late night show and he started talking about trip. It's a day after Trump won the election and he started crying. I was like, right? Oh, so gay. So gay. What happened to the dude I used to see when a man show? Yeah, like, dude, what do you think it is?

Yeah, I don't know, man. He sold out for money. Yeah. His partner, he sounds pretty... For children, for the hundreds of thousands of hardworking immigrants who make the structure go. Yes, I'm right there. No, the crying is great. The crying is insane.

For science. No, like, that's not good. For justice, for free speech. It was a terrible night for poor people, for the middle class receivers, for Hawaii and Social Security, for our allies in Ukraine. Oh.

For NATO. It's true. That is so good. And democracy and decency. And it was a terrible night for everyone who, didn't make any sense he said democracy died when they didn't have a damn democratic national convention they just locked everybody out right dude all my buddies that make like shit money love trump for summary so it's like when he's saying like poor people

lost i'm like you guys are so rich i don't even think you know what colors are anymore right yeah like dude i think it causes dementia dude like i'm i'm really into understanding why like when you're looking at that i'm like are you really crying over this dude like i wept a lot when my when my dog died and i was calling myself a hard f right i'm like you're crying about someone getting elected right yeah come on well the world's gonna come to an end that guy's hitler do you know that uh dude in his green room it's just unlimited liquor and food they live like these spoiled little princes and they're like the poor are now not going to be able to eat i'm like dude you keep people dependent in ghettos dude i know you're your game yeah hey

hey you was bf s with jimmy phallon right yeah we used to tour together did stuff together yeah we got a video on old video of you guys he was like no way no way i'm jimmy phelan no way we're gonna write a thing that's great duets oh nice oh this old school man yeah think this is eight years ago than was what improvises that was uh tempi now where was that I would headline. He was working on getting his show, and he only had like 10 minutes, and I could do 60. Uh-huh. And so.

Oh, he's working on material. Yeah. So I would headline, and he'd guest spot every night. Because I could hold, like, other people would walk out when he was done, but I could hold him with my Jew tricks. No, he's cool, man. Like, I don't have a problem with Fallon. He's just kind of like, he's just kind of like you put a nickel in him and he does his thing, you know? Right, right.

It's like, no way, here I am, too you found. It's not, man. Right? You like my tie? It's great. Dude, the- He's like Jimmy Rogers in that outfit he's wearing. The tie's great, right?

I look cool, right? Oh, the BFF gay song. And she really loud. Jimmy, so not to ruin the comedy, but it just keeps getting gayer. And then he did it with Justin Timberlin. Justin Timberlin. I was like, yeah, I kind of wrote the bit. It's fine, though. I mean, it's fine. They let them be the gig. That was a good time, man. Yeah. Do you still tour?

I do one special a year on my own private land now. Dude, I'm like Idaho at this point, because I would tour, I would book theaters, and then I get canceled right before every time. Ain't that so crazy you go book a tour and then you get there and it's, oh, we cancel a show we don't like your content on YouTube. We had a couple shows canceled. Yeah. It was such bullshit. Dude, they went at me, like, crippling me financially as much.

Like, we had a house in my wife's name that we Airbnb beat out. And they kicked me off. I just sell the house. That's nuts. What I've learned is I was getting a little arrogant. I'm like, I can make money on Airbnb. Fuck you guys. And then.

So they go to Airbnb. Yeah, they're like, all right. It's like the mob. It's like the gayest mob in the world. Wow. And they're like, well, send somebody over to the. the algorithm. Right. And then I'm like, all right, I got to build. And so we did unauthorized that TV where I have my own servers, our own thing, five bucks a month. And then Baratari at

times, our own social media app that's just clean, homesteading families, businesses. Like when they were like, make your own, I'm like, I will. And now I'm like happier. Right. And you take all the stuff started with your take on COVID? It came that I wouldn't do what they say. It's like, it wasn't a specific issue. That's why they had to keep spinning. shit with me. Right. Where they had to make me into this hateful guy over stuff that, like, Jimmy Kimmel said the hard end like a thousand times. Right. Right. You know what I mean? It's like, I'm going to use, he wore blackface in one company's case. That's the hypocrisy. So what they do is they do a slander campaign. And with me, it was actually hard because I was

opening for Julio Oglacius and I could make the Jews laugh and the gays laugh and the Cubans laugh. Like I just, I like people being happy. Like I can be a pleaser. Like I'm, I've like 10% Phelan and me where I'm like, did I do good guys? Am I good? Yeah. So I'm not here to be. I can totally see him doing it. Yeah. Did I do good? Yeah. You like to say? Yeah, I thought so too, man. Are you happy now? Are you happy? You're good? And so I changed with my son where I'm like, yeah, I still want to make people happy, but not the expensive like truth and obvious reality, you know? Right. And so when I wasn't seeking their approval and I was like, now that's when they're like because I had too big of an audience. They're like, we got to put some poison on this guy.

Right. Yeah. Yeah. Man, we got a brand new giveaway. Look at this. 20, 24, Ford, diesel, F2 50, 6.7 liter power stroke. Got a stroke in there. 37 inch tires.

Look at this monster's truck. So I think how easy it is to get in with the Joe Biden's this stuff. Man, you know, we give away what, what, 20 vehicles now? I don't know, I can't count that high. Over $2 million. Y'all know why we do this, right? Really? Two million dollars?

Yeah. We should have kept that much. Y'all know why we do this, right? We need to redo our business plan. We do this to give back to y'all. Y'all support us? We support you. We gave way $2 million.

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If you had to do things over the game, would you have approached it differently? No. Yeah. Well, I was wrong with a bunch of stuff, but it led me to where I'm at, so I don't regret anything. But looking back, yeah, I'm like, oh, man. But it's okay to be wrong. Totally. But they hold you to a high standard.

Oh, you was wrong. So they cancel you on some things. But overall, you knew it was coming from a good place. You wasn't trying to hurt anybody. Yeah, and I was explaining it the whole time. I'm like, I might be wrong, but I'm not lying. Right. If I'm emotional, it's like my buddy died of opioids that just came back from Afghanistan.

I'm freaking out about the Sackler family. I'm like, yeah, I was emotional. I was drinking some white claw. And it's like, but so if someone says, would you do it over? I'm like, yeah, I mean, it was, you know, too intense, but I wasn't lying. I wasn't trying to hurt anybody. I was sad, you know? Right.

And yeah, I was this quote. I came across. He said, show me a person that tells the truth a hundred percent of the time. That's the most hated person on this. Totally. Totally. Because for me, truth is like protection. Yeah, right.

Like, it's not even like I'm just this awesome guy. I'm like, if I lose that, I lose all my weapons, all my armor. I'm like, because I trust myself so I can flow state and riff and all that. I watch it happen to people. They start selling out. And then they're just, the spark starts going away because they have that, they have that hesitation in their mind. You know, like I'm a classical piano. Like I was just Billboard top 10 for classical piano albums.

That's crazy. No, so I'm like legit into art, you know? And I'm like, if I lose my muse, you know, and that happens when, when you sell out. I had this big book deal, and I was calling Lena Dunham a hard C. And, you know, I was with, it was Norton. They did guns, germs, and steel was this very prestigious deal I had. And they gave me money up front. And my dad, who was a professor, is like, this is great.

And then they were telling me I had to take down tweets. And I'm like, no, she is a C. You know, the guy who took my bikes in N. Right. And so, and my dad's like, no, you do this now. And then later you can say anything you want. I'm like, no, when you're on your knees, you don't get up. I'm like, and why would anyone pay to hear me talk if I'm doing it for myself?

Right. I'm like, I love making money, but I'm not going to like, because we had done him was saying she wished she had an abortion to all these women. And it was like, it disgusted me, you know? Right, right. She was like, I wish I have had an abortion. I'm like, you sack of shit. Yeah.

Yeah, and I'm like, I'm not going to, I don't do the power game. I understand being polite. Right. Where it's like, hey, in this audience, like, you know, don't say this thing. You know, no problem. It's like pretend you think something else. I'm like, that's how you get dementia. That's how you get Biden, you know?

Right, yeah, yeah. Where you lie so much, you're like, ice cream, you know? Right. Yeah, women, women think, well, women's been brainwashed. I think that's empowering themselves to do that. They think it's- Tell them all family members. Yeah.

Dude, it's nuts. Yeah. And it causes trauma. That's why they go so hard at activism, because they won't look at the shame, so they, like, double it up, you know? Right. Did you see the mean crime? See it, I went to the crime. I actually saw several fathers online.

Brian and says, my daughter is going to lose the right. Oh, I saw that to kill my grandchildren. Exactly. Yeah. Doesn't get the weird than that. Dude, it blows my mind. That's what a woman's mindset and a man looks like. Yeah.

And that's why other kids are nuts. You know, by their fruit is so true. It's like, you see all these lying billionaire leftist freaks? Their kids are like, my name's Tina. Yeah. because their dad is full of shit. Yeah. You know what?

A guy up in Canada, he had these huge prosthetic breath. Oh, dude. Teacher, did you hear about that? Yeah. I was like, oh. Well, I mean, I used to have giant balls because I felt insecure. I'm just kidding. Imagine that.

That is so, that is nuts. It's mental illness. It's like absurd levels of mental illness. Right. He was a shop teacher at high school. Insane. That's your teacher. Yeah, he's collecting wood.

I'm like back in my day they used to just hit us and get drunk. I'm like, now you can. That is wow. And then he caught the dude out in town. He wasn't wearing. He wasn't wearing him when he goes to school. Because he likes to, yeah, because they do, it's like demonic, dude. They want to affect innocence.

Right. I started seeing that and I was like, that's, because people are like, you're so full of hate. I'm like, dude, I'm very open-minded in my life. I'm an artist. Right. But I saw that behavior and that's like no tolerance. tolerance where it's like they see the joy and innocence of a youth and they're like I'm you know pride parades are like it's not about being themselves it's like they want to do harm

right yeah that's the dude right there that's the dude right there's like come on man your nipples are hard in those parts it's so funny as a farmer I'm like I could milk that because like I don't even see anything as sexual I'm like such a farm guy now I'm like you get five gallons make some cheese you know what the craziest thing is is about that bring that picture back up. The craziest thing about that picture is not the breast. Or the wig. It's the mask he's wearing.

Right, right. He actually thinks that's going to keep him safe. He doesn't have his nose covered up. Do you know what? Some people saying he's actually a freaking like Republican Trump supporter. And he's just mocking the left. Oh, really? I heard that.

Yeah. Some people say he's actually mocking the left. But look at that, look at that picture. Yeah, like making, like, like, Why is he wearing that mask like that? It's like make the left defend that. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like, you know what? It makes sense. It does. Yeah. They say he's actually mocking the left. But they can't tell him not do that because they're not respecting his gender.

Those are the real comedians at this point. Yeah. Like NASA, I think is a comedy group. You know, I'm like, dude, the merch sales,

I'm like 65 mil a day to not go to the moon. Right. I'm like, that's fucking hilarious. You know? Yeah. And it was founded by not. Nazis, too. Everybody's like, oh, Derry. I'm like, dude, I used to have a T-shirt that said

NASA the earlier years. Right. And, dude, that type of shit gets people so pissed. Yeah. I wonder why people, I don't understand people, man. I mean, I guess people have family members. They have allegiance to NASA neat. But man, that was a farce. That never happened. I get, like, I have acted like a lunatic before. I get if people react to that. Like, if I'm like, no, look at me. We didn't go to the moon, dude. And they're just like, bro, I can't handle this. But just the idea that we didn't, if they're reacting to that, that's crazy.

When someone gets upset just because you bring up the opinion idea. Yeah, like, I never would wear a mask. And they're like, no, you have to. I'm like, if yours worked, why? Like, I'm not wearing a mask. What are you gay? And I kept calling everyone gay, too. And they get so pissed at me.

Right. Yeah. Why don't I have to take shot if your shot works. Right, right. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember when it was coming out with those vaccines. I said, man, I ain't taking this shit.

No. I didn't like how it was forcing it. But I was like, I'm not like 80 years old. I don't need it. It's funny. It was forcing on people that already had the virus. Yeah, that's total. I react bad to force.

That's when people lose me. Like, I'm like, oh, I get as soon as they're like, no, but you have to for a ridiculous reason. I'm like, okay, I no longer believe panda bears are real. Right. Like, that's my reaction. I never have an agenda. I just see behavior.

And I'm like, why can I not say Uncle John's name? Right. Like, did he kill a guy? Yeah. Yeah. No, a lot of black dudes were against the Vex because they're like Tuskegee and all that shit. They saw through that. It makes sense, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't know. Once I found out that you can still get COVID and you can still spray it COVID, even if you get the vaccine. I was like, you defeat no fucking point. So I'm not thinking. You really call it a vaccine, man, at that point. And I got it.

And there's a risk with everything. There's a risk with aspirin. But there's no risk with this vaccine. There's got to be some kind of risk. So I was like, no, I just, I'm in good shape. I've had COVID three times. Why do I need the shot? Yeah, I'm being more joke because even anti-vax guys can get a little intense to where every death's the vaccine.

Right, right, right, right. Yeah. You get on both sides. Totally. That's why I'm like, I don't know, but that guy's got crazy eyes. I'm like, I'd better just tap out, you know? That's how, because I get why people would be like, bro, I know you're not a virologist. Right, right.

And I'm like, I know, but I can read people. people and that dude's being weird. Right, right. Yeah, yeah. Hey, Sean Ryan, he has a really popular podcast. He had an ex-CIA agent. Have you seen that? I watch a lot, which one?

Is it Boostamonte or the recent one about the email? Let's show the clip. I think this one is actually kind of old. How many fighters do you think we can expect an agent attack? Well, the thousand is all of them. So we're calling it. It's an al-Qaeda people. planned attack but within those thousands here some of them are ISIS because they want

ISIS to be blamed I think the the more of the fighter types are going to be ISIS because then if they're caught you know then they talk I'm I said I think of more of the suicide bombers are going to be Al Qaeda I think these attacks will happen simultaneously throughout the United States or will they be one day here next day here another one he'll hear next week so they want them coordinated i don't know if coordinated means all the same time or coordinated means we do it monday we do it tuesday we do it wednesday we do it friday we do it friday we do it friday we do five straight days so but they want to coordinate it what what kind of places do you think they're going to target so this is what's

complicated so al qaeda's preferences you can imagine is symbols of the u.s or anything that causes economic damage right capital is a great symbol um I feel like bridges or any kind of public transportation always matters because it puts costs against us and it causes fear. But here's where it gets complicated. So remember, the terrorists might have their goal is they're going to attack the Metro in D.C. right? But remember, some of these terrorists are going to be ISIS. She was saying they say, what, 1,500 soldiers, terrorists or any country? I was like, I don't know if I actually believe that.

I mean, how do you come to that number? Yeah, I know. I don't know any of that side. That's why I live on a farm in Idaho. It's like they're like, where are they going to strike? I'm like, probably a very gay area that I won't go in. It's going to be a diversity. This is going to be a gay...

Yeah, it's like nobody has a lot of emotion and capitalism around my alpaca, you know? Like, that's why I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I don't know who it is, that brand, the monkey bars. I'm like, dude, I get it. I've been a truth for a while to the point where I don't know. All I know is no one wants to hit where I'm at. Right. I think I need to move to Idaho.

This area is cool, too, man. I was telling me, there's like a lot of space. People are like, you know, they're not super dependent. I look for dependence is the problem. Where it's like everybody needs, like every meal, everything is coming from one area that can be shut off. Right. That's what I'm like, dude, there's a bad spot. This area's got some.

space, it's all good. Yeah. So do you think that's a thousand like terrorists in the country? They said up to 1500. 1500. Like I understand how border was open, but I'm pretty sure Biden didn't say, just let everybody in. Because if a terrorist attack happens in the country, who are they going to blame the Democrats? And that would ruin them for the next 10, 20 years for elections.

Yeah. So why would they let them in? Yeah. I'm pretty sure they still screened. I'm pretty sure the Southern Board was a coordinated event where they was just letting people just come in. But I know there was profiling Arabs. Yeah. Because their planet would have, it's going to backfire on them.

Yeah, it was sabotage. Yeah, like for me, I wouldn't do any of that shit because it's so much blowback potential. Right. It's like when they sent Lenin into Russia, like, you know that story? No, no. No, Germany wanted to destabilize Russia during World War I. So this upstart, you know, radical named Lenin,

they put him on a train car and they're like, go do your crazy shit. He starts the rebellion, like the ball. It works. It collapses, but then blowback. Like, now you're fighting them. Right. It's like set and fire to like your neighbor in an apartment. It's like you don't know where that's going to. You're just exploding emotion into the world. Right. You know, alchemy can keep switching the emotion. You don't know where it's going to go. That's why you can backfiring. Huge. You know, it's just getting the people all churned up. You don't know where it's going to go. That's why,

I don't know. I think people are nuts for even going down that road at all. Yeah. Right. Right. But yeah, I'm not worried. It's just statistically. It's so not likely. I'm more worried about eating all my wife's, you know, cookies and shit. Like that's where that's what's going to take me out, bro. Right. Yeah. Damn cookies. No, it's like, oh. It ain't going to be no damn it. Because I justify it that. But it's still butter and shit. You know, I'm like, I milked the cow and my wife makes the cheese and all that. But it's like, I'm like, I'm jiggling a little, man, you know. I'm going to take down his, you know, it's six, eight. I got to, I got to be healthy because my. heart's really trying to get the blood everywhere. Yeah. This is a conspiracy theory that I have. I'm in then. I'm already, I'm already in. How true do you think this is? I think Israel wants somebody to blame, like, for some horrible to happen in the United States.

Yeah. Just like what happened in Iraq. Yeah. I mean, that was all lies while we went there. I think I can see some people trying to do that when Trump's in office. 100%. With Israel and all those countries around. is yeah yeah of course absolutely that's like so he's not fucking crazy no no it's all different

interest too that's the thing is like like there isn't really in israel there's like interests within everything that's why i just start tapping out because i got israeli friends that are just like farming and crushing and having kids and then you got some interests that's why i was like teva pharmaceuticals this group you know and they do that they'll have a huge huge interest to take down support of a Trump. Because, you know, even people that don't like Trump, he's obviously better for morale than Kamala Harris. It's like, you can just be objective that he's a better president. So it's like, so you just try and sew a vision and then keep people unproductive.

Right. You know, like, TikTok algorithms in China are like productive. It's like, hey, I'm doing math and all that. In America, it's just like to make you lower and degenerate. Yeah, black people ain't got a chance with that algorithm. Totally. Yeah, the weakness. It's like, big ass jiggle, make big black man weak. I had to create a new TikTok as old man.

His awkward will figure out out black. Dude, I got crazy to do that. Dude, how funny is that for me, my weakness is literally conspiracy theories. Right, right, right. They're like, throw them a new one. Yeah. You know, it's like, there's no magenta. It's an illusion in your eyes.

I'm like, okay, here's two days. Right. That's how I'm like, I'm just going to focus on who I love, man. You know, I became almost like kind of hippie. Right. I'm like, right, I'm like a heavily armed hippie guy. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I'll read some of the comments like on other videos and I, and they portray you as something that I don't see when I meet you in person. Yeah, it's a slander campaign. Yeah. Brand management. Yeah, it's total, totally negative.

It's all opinionated. It's all ad homina attacks. Oh, yeah. And it's, and it's so over the top that it does cause damage, but only with people that could possibly believe that. So I'm like, it's all good. It only fixed the sheep. Yeah, I used to be freaked out by it. I'm like, oh, I'm going to lose my listeners. And then, like, my listeners, the good news about my career is they actually, like, write me letters. We like, hang.

I know these people. And they're like, oh, yeah, it's fucking retarded. Like, you're a trans cult leader, you know, it's like, what? You know? No, I mean, it's so obvious. Like, imagine if you try and hit on your wife's friend, she says no. So then you just go to your wife, not that I obviously am not doing that. I'm just saying the mentality.

And you're like, she hit on me. She's a real bitch. And so you try and take out, you take out their character. Right. So that there's, there's, you know, you do disinformation campaigns. And people do that with me all the time. The same shit they did to Trump. They made him into a felon.

They called him a slandered him. He went to some trials. He was convicted of sexual abuse with no evidence. Well, it was a civil trial. Yeah. So crazy. All that was is just for a political talking point. I know.

And it's like Hillary Clinton. Clinton's doing it. Right. It's not like you're in an Amish community. It's like, dude, we're like, we think you might like eat babies ladies. So like, what are you talking about what happened 40 years ago? I'm like, what's the standard? You know, Anthony Wiener and all this stuff.

So yeah, that's the slander campaign is everything now because there's so many narcissists because I think it's on the rise because just the way society set up and like not a lot of dad contact and all that. And so it's all like everyone I'm jealous of go at them. I think one thing that drives people nuts about me is I'm like pretty happy most of the time. Right, right. They're like, why is he smiling? He just got like all his views taken.

Yeah. Like, why is he smiling? He's like a fucker. He's a loser. You know, it's like I'm in a movie and then I'm in like, you know, the country date like shoveling shit. And I'm like, this is great. And they're like, fuck him. Yeah, yeah.

I'm dead serious. There's like psychology behind this shit. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that last election spoke volumes because imagine if Trump would have lost to the election. How dumb is America? Could have been a huge blowback. I was like really analyzing the social engineering aspects. If he lost, I think too many people would just start not paying it. They'd be

like politics is like survivor. It's like you risk losing all of it when you do that, you know? Yeah. I mean, look at the people don't even want to join the military anymore. I know. Yeah, when bonds off, they can't even recruit people. Yeah, why would you go in there and there's a trans dude right there and somebody's a woman. Dude, it's so true. Like, my sons, like, a few of them would make, like, great green berets. They're, like, legendary little kids. And if you have, like, a moral

country, I would be, like, great. You know, they're all about justice and rescuing people. They can, like, shoot. It's, like, eight. You know, like, North Idaho is filled with these guys. But when you see corruption, you're like, you're going to own an electric company. You're going to be a carpenter. Because the majority is rural

white men. Yeah, yeah. It used to be. Yeah. That was the back of our military. It's true. Now you're pretty much calling all those people racist. Yeah. And then you let all these, um, these alphabet people come in and don't look like they should.

I mean, I'm all about everybody. If you, if you fit to serve, you can. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. If you're not fit to serve while you make an exception. If you can't, if you got flat feet and you can't serve, you cannot serve if you think you're a woman. If you don't got correct with 2020 vision, you can't serve.

Yeah. And it's, yeah. It's people joining because they want their surgeries. And that's crazy thing about it. Yeah. And the thing is. when you go fight a war it's not for freedom anymore it's for money now yeah so why go yeah dude it's yeah that's why the dey shit ruined it like now i look at a black dude in a job i'm like didn't earn

it whereas where's like before you'd be like oh great like you wouldn't even think about you wouldn't even think about it's been hard for him you know yeah like there's black dudes in north id oh they get along with everybody because they're like that they like gold and silver and they work hard and they have kids and they're married it's like they fit in right you know It's when you like force shit. That's force man. The four shit's gonna be natural. I'm like no we need more You know Portuguese in the Marines. It's like oh no we don't and women women it's like oh because their instincts are not to run into danger Yeah. And that always happens on the battlefield when they run in a danger the tits about all over the I know it's like no damn social man she got a nice ass we fin to die

Yeah it's like what kind of like people call me sexist I'm like why because I don't want to make Like that are like the future moms of our nation cannon fodder. Are you fucking insane? Yeah. Right. You want to riddle them with bullets. That's love for me. It's inverted.

It's inverted. Yeah. And women's instinct is to submit in those situations. That's how they survive. Like Genghis Khan. Don't kill me. Yeah. It's like, no, I'll blow you.

Yeah. Get on your knees. Dude, that's what they do. Because it's like, it's like, that's how they survive. And so you don't want, why would you do that to a woman? Right. Yeah. Like guys, we get scared.

were like, Jews, I could just get more nuts. You know, like me. Like, I don't feel fear it alchemizes into a weird aggression. Right. That I later, I'm trying to work on allowing myself to just be afraid. Yeah. Because, like, I would just be like, oh, fuck everybody, you know? But women can, like, submit and be like, I'll be in your harem, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, when I get pulled over by the cops and there's a woman, I'm like, oh, man, she's going to be a bitch. She's got something to prove to this black guy, you know? Get out of the car. spread them i'm spread them spread of water you know they're always the worst cars the assholes not for us whites they're not i'm hoping it's a white guy that gets out of the car that's right oh my god please let it be a white guy oh thank you god's a white guy oh yeah it's a white guy don't let it be a black woman

no you're a false man why you smiling in your instagram photo you're like how do you even know me why were you happy when you're out with your friends dude that's the funniest shit about black ways they get they when you're happy they think you're up to some shit yeah yeah that always made me laugh have you ever dated a black woman no but i did one of my close friends is like on solvin's like roy the community's great but we'd be out we tour together all the time and we do like shows we're after we're hanging with like five percenters who think i was invented on a fucking island and shit you know like black dudes and his his uh his chick could always be like why he's smiling roy and i'm like white chicks don't do that dude what is that it's like yeah when you look happy

think you fine and I'm like why like white chicks are more like you don't look happy that's going to affect our 401k potential like it's just a different world man yeah black ladies get siaped hard yeah oh yeah they do yeah they do and they get intense I've dated all kinds of women the only woman is put her hands up and said let's do this shit that's intense I didn't know what to dude dude that that takes some balls man i wouldn't want to fight you and i'm a giant black women fight dirty he go for balls all this shit yeah so scratching it's good for your eyes dude but it's this is not a racial thing but that sounds very chimpanzee right you know where it's like face balls neck that's how chip fight yeah they rip everything out

yeah whites are more like bonobos it's like let's all just affin-cock They're superlaps when he kick your ass. Yeah, but sometimes I get more mad at the whites. I'm like, you guys, you're just gonna do nothing again. It's like, oh, it's cool, man. Yeah, yeah. And I'm at least the black ladies yelling about something, you know. Jacked up on corn syrup.

You see, like on the carnival cruises, this is a problem with like black people just fight and just turn the whole fucking boat up. Yeah. Like white people do that shit too, but after a couple of boats like, like, like, fuck this, stop acting like Negroes. Sorry, buddy. We can turn everything up. Dude, cruise ships. There's a certain percentage of blacks where it's a little unstable. I saw a cruise ship.

It was nothing of black. I was like, hell no way. No, no. Statistically speaking, something's going to happen. Oh. Yeah, that's intense. Yeah. Did he go for the herd of the eyes?

Yeah, for real. Genitals, eyes, face. And they're filming it. Look at the guy in the back. What's the guy doing? He's cheering them on. All that damn weave, go. Dude, it's all about the-

Whizzo? See, she's fighting like a man. No, that's intense, man. They fight. Where's the security? Is that there some friends? Well, the one in the red lost her week. Yeah, the police reports like, they both said,

oh, no, you didn't 50 times. It's like, like yes i did though yeah it's like um like we get a we get um hard rap because we talk about like was ailing the black community and it's like you can't do that so not not for people like me i tell people i'm doing your show they're like yes there's some of the good ones no even black dudes are like that you're like you're only gonna get hate by the ones that are they don't like you they're envious like angry people yeah right i get that from the white dudes they call me a jew all the time right i'm like you're like you're like you're

you think you're getting replaced, have kids. They're like, okay, Jew. I'm like, you guys suck. Yeah. Hey, this is back in long, long before. You were engaged before to, uh, Christina Rigi. Yeah.

Yeah, that's the thing about like, onset romance is like our first scene, we got married 50 times. That's like, I'm K. Ultra shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. By the end, I'm like, I think I love you, I guess. Like, we just did it over and over.

Yeah, it's like she played my love interest in a movie. and the first scene was just us kissing 50 times. And like, it's all good. But then I, and then we just dated. It was very intense and short. And I'm like, you know, actresses are, you know, they're intense people, man. Yeah. You got to be emotionally.

Yeah. I took some acting classes. They like all into, it's called it an emotional dump. Yeah. Fuck this acting shit. Yeah. You know what I took some acting course and I was doing it on the side. And that shit is like lifting weights mentally.

Yeah, especially like the ones that are crying. Oh, yeah, yeah. And I do like comedy. I play myself and everything. I'm like, I'm French, you know, but you still tap into it. Like doing the same thing over and over again, it does start making you crazy. Christina would be like an abused serial killer's girlfriend who was ard by like Samuel Jackson. You know, it's like nuts.

Yeah, yeah. And that takes it toll, man. It takes a toll on women and guys, you know. But yeah, that's why I was like a daywalker. I love comedy. I love acting like in a funny way as kind of myself. But I don't want to disappear and be like a new man. Like that's me.

You're like you was like close like with the Wayans brothers. A lot of. I've done their show. Yeah. Like I was a really good comedian. So I got respect all over the place. Yeah. Cedric.

Yeah. And so. Yeah. Cedric. Yeah. He put me on a soul man. Hmm. Yeah.

They need an FBI agent. They're like, he's like, I know a white guy. he's perfect for this yeah it's like he's white i don't know this fbi right right uh no like yeah i got along with all kinds of people that's why i was like when they were slandering me it must have been hard at first they're like what do we go at him for he's racist oh well to all these guys i used to open for huio glacius where the 5,000 60 year old mexicans that can't speak english and i was just i got him going you know um and yeah it just they don't like competition and they They don't like people that won't do what their talk.

They like that mind control shit, you know? Right, yeah. Yeah, when I look at Hollywood and Democrats, I see them one and the same. It's the same team. Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know some dudes, like, some dudes I work with that I still talk to that I'm not even going to say, but. Right.

There are some right-wing guys out there. No, say their things, man. Put them on. In their career. No, I mean, they wouldn't even, I mean, they probably wouldn't even care. I just like to, you know, I just like to think of that shit. because normally I don't think that way. I'm like,

do we, you hear this guy just fucking shot it, you know. I had to like learn to do that. Yeah. Right. But no,

they're out there. They're crushing. But think about how much harder it is to control an actor who buys land in gold. Right. It's all about control. It's like,

because Democrat, liberal, junkie actors, all the money's gone immediately. That's why they want to give reparations to ghettos, not white dudes. Right.

You don't think the Irish genocide I could get some money or some shit. Yeah. You know, dude, I'm an eighth Jew. man,

give me the fucking money. But the blacks, no offense, fellas, they just spend it immediately. It's like, it's like, it's like,

here's a million dollars, Tyrone, and it's gone. Let's buy all these companies. The weave shit. Like, you could sell it that, you give one of them

a million bucks, $500,000 weave that they're fighting over. Yeah, right. You know, and they know it's like how you get the money

back in the system. Me, I bury it. I turn into gold, I bury it. Right. And they're like, fuck,

it didn't work. It's not moving. The money's not moving, you know yeah yeah i didn't think of it's like money launder and dig us it's total money water the money's not gonna stay in their hands no that's the whole point that's why they're like gay's too i'm dead serious they're like give it to the gays they'll buy 500 dollar t-shirt fucking's gone yeah women gays anything like the stereotypical white rural man is so hated because they they benefit the community right like we had a guy win the lottery near me and he bought

a tractor and gave it to a church yeah like they don't want that because that's competition right they want want to break down small business until it's just like, you know, this the monopolies. Yeah. I was looking at, I forget that it's a video I came across. I don't know how true it is, but he said blacks are one of the major contributors to buying high brand value items like clothing, jewelry. Yeah, conspicuous consumption.

Yeah. And the real black movement stuff all addressed that. And then it's like, that's why there's such an effort to not do that. Because like, that's the whole thing. They're like, we got to stop playing this game. game and then the word Jew gets thrown around and then everyone gets mad. Yeah, right. Like Malcolm Hux used to be like, the Jew wants us to buy a hat when we should be spending

money with our sons and they're like, oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah. That's so true, man. Then he sent a bunch of black dudes in and he'll kill him. Yeah. Oh, totally. Yeah.

Yeah, people don't realize how diabolical the world is, like America. Yeah, it's Machia. Even a small group can be like that. Like, that's why it's like people are like, oh, I know some Jews that are cool. Like, most are cool. Yeah. I'm like, it's a liability shield for that little group right there. And they're like, you can't criticize me.

The Holocaust. I'm like, you just made a bunch of money on bombs. And they're like, but it's, oh, boy. But yet a lot of Jews are fine. I call them Delhi Jews because I'm, because you know, they'll make a word like, Delhi Jews. Yeah, like cisgender, right? It's a branding thing.

That's why I'm like, Delhi Jews. That's the Jews that you know that are American that are fine. Right. You know, and it's like, because... Right, they're hiding behind that shit. It's like the N-word thing is to hurt black people. Right. Because if you think the word is the problem, not the behavior, it keeps people low.

Right. That's why I'm like, part of me is like, am I selling out my white brothers by saying the hard end? I'm like, this is how we keep them enslaved. I'm just, I mean, that's super, I don't actually think that way, but that is actually true. That's the truth. Yeah. Where if a word is hate, that keeps people low. It's not the behavior.

Oh, it's white people. That's why I'm in prison. Oh, really? It wasn't stealing a car and shooting a stripper. Well, you know, I had a single mom. It's like, right, but now you can't improve. That's the whole point. Yeah.

I remember there's been a bunch of people on left. They say we're only conspiracy theories on here on the right, but they say that's what prisons are for us, that's what cops did, the KKK there. No, it's not for police and orders to get me. black people off the streets. That's why they want to be in the police because the police is not actually helped the black communities to hurt the community. It's like, no. Insane. They have to take criminals off the street. It has nothing to do with you.

Insane. Oh, dude, you take away cops. You think it's going to get better for black communities. That's what they think. They're fuck. I'm like, you get free security right now. Right. I'm like, they'll show up. It might take a little while because you don't exactly pay taxes, Tyrone. But they're like, that benefits all the community. Everyone knows that that isn't insane. Yeah. That's enough to think if you get rid of the cops, things to prove. Oh my God. It's so crazy.

Like, imagine if I got rid of a guard dog, like, it would improve for the goats. Like, if I'm like, like, that's insane. Yeah. It's like, oh, goat lives matter, dude. You know, they're trying to nip. When they nipped your angle, it wasn't because there was a coyote. It's because they're full of hate. You know, and I took your balls, Gary, because you're brave.

You know? It's like, that's when I saw the farming aspect of it is goats. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a sciap and these. I'm taking their balls. And I'm like, you're, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, like I started laughing dude. I'm like, you're brave, you're beautiful Gary. It's not because I don't

want you breeding. I swear. And then, and then like I give them grain and then I put them in debt and then I milk their future. Right. I take all the white, because the only color that matters is white gold, baby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just that milk. Yeah, white gold. Yeah, white gold. Hey, do you think that like Shapiro brought this up? Do you think there's an proof to this that they put the black commandants, the dressers and dresses? I think so. I think they're afraid. I'm not going to sound like I'm a white cuck here, but I think black dudes have more, like, power sometimes. Like, honestly, like, I'm not being a white.

There's, like, a energy that scares the shit out of little producer types. Like, you two. I'm a giant. I'm like, these guys are fucking so powerful dudes. I don't know if it's in the melanin, like the five percenters say, but they're like, we got a buck break. I really, I think they're like, we want. That's a level of masculinity with blacks, black men.

Yeah. And, like, I used to joke on my six, eight whites, like, five. 11 black. So they want to break me too. They're like, look at you with your big dick. You know, they're like, we're going to make you, we're going to make you look small so we can control you, you know? And they feel that way about black dudes. There is a thing where they're like, we got to humiliate him so we know he's not going to scare us. Feminize, yeah. And it's, it's 100% true. I think they want to do it with everybody, but definitely black dudes. Yeah. Because imagine if there was like a strong black dude. Yeah. Like, think about how much they can

do it if they if they're like a list movie like if right now denzil like one of these guys kevin harr one of these guys just like just drops a bomb just says some shit yeah right like and that's intense that's scary that keeps people up at night yeah not me i love that shit but yeah if you're four foot 11 and you're fucking yeah it makes sense to put you in a dress yeah you already have a person yeah it's all fear man it's all fear it's like he's got to wear a dress or we're not going to invest in them because then everything can go to shit right yeah right like it's a bad world man those guys don't feel joy those those big executive Hollywood types that do so much die-bock it's all about control like break people so they can't hurt you you know hey man

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everybody that big and when you try when you try and buy their shit like if you want to be an owner like Shaq was it no Chris Rock was it like there's white wealth and black

you know that thing about spent it's not even a racial thing it's just about like actors aren't supposed to get wealth like you can spin your rims, man. But if you want to own the means of production, I think that's what they did to Louis CK.

and Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein. They're all perverts. But it's like, when do they open the file, you know? Right. And Diddy wanted to buy Sirac. Like, he wanted to own shit. Oh, that, yeah. Yeah. Like, Cosby wanted to buy NBC. Harvey Weinstein was getting outside of like

Warren. When you get outside the mob, they're like, man, it turns out you rape 40 chicks, you know? Right. Because they're trying to say he had an organization. where he was making sex tapes. He was actually had a business making sex tapes. Pete did it.

It's one of the charges against him. That he's got a business. It's unbelievable. It's so unbelievable. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

He was coming on that shit. He was filming on the black ones. Well, that's why they get awards if you just don't, like, leave. And if you leave at all, and Did he didn't even leave politically. He just wanted to own, you know. He'd like, I pissed the money off.

Yeah, yeah. Just imagine if, like, Hillary Clinton did something. Imagine that. folder. It's like, well, in Cambodia, 1988, it's like so dark. That's why my folder was so weak. They're like, when he was single, he had sex with some adult women or something. You know? Right, right. It's like, he liked alcohol and being funny. Yeah. That's why they'd have to start spinning shit about like cults and all that stuff because it's like, I didn't really have a file. That's why they like degenerate. It's like, the higher up you go, it's like you do shit.

More likely you're degenerate. Degenerate. They love it. That's why people like, why are there so many degenerates in the Democratic Party. I'm like, because then they know they can control you. Someone without a lot of sin. What do you say? We're going to tell everybody what? You don't have enough socks? Yeah. You know what I'm like? Yeah. And it has to keep getting crazy. Like now that gays normalized, that's why they go with like worse and worse and worse. Because it's like, it's almost like inflation on blackmail where it's like it's almost like the dollar has less buying power. Imagine like a time trial or from 1960. It's like, we got him, boys. He's gay. And Pete Buttigig is like, oh, I have a son.

And they're like, oh, shit, he's got to like literally eat a baby or something. Yeah, yeah. Fuck. That's why it backfire with Trump. I'm like, like, because, you know, I don't usually trust a lot of people, but I'm like, that's all his shit. Right. Yeah. I'm like, the gun's empty, man.

They're going. Most vetted president we've ever had. Exactly. I'm like, they're vetting to the point where I'm like, oh, he really doesn't really have skeletons now. Right. That's how it backfires. All this stuff. Yeah.

The best thing you came up with, he said, he just grabbed him by the pussy on a bus. Well, he raped the bigs 30 years ago in a fit room in broad daylight in the department store. I'm like Joe Biden molested a kid on C-SPAN. Right. You know, but I know. It's right there in 4K on cameras. He's molesting kids. Right, like right on live television.

Yeah. He's inappropriately touching women. Yeah. And when the Democrats didn't want him, they were rolling that out. And then they flipped it. Remember when he was against Hillary? John Stewart is like, well, he's really inappropriate with Kit. Oh, no, he's great.

Like, they're all full of shit. Right, right. Yeah. That's why it's fun. I used to be a little bitter because I, you know, I had like hundreds of millions of views on YouTube after doing like all this Hollywood shit. And I'm like, but I feel like I'm in the good spot now because they have to lie all the time for what?

Like nicer shit. Right. Yeah. You know, I want to have like a bunch of goats follow me around. Like, I have dreams. Yeah. Like, I would like to have trained goats. Right.

You know, but like, you know, act out here in Vegas. Bring you, what you call them things? Wackamoles. Wackermal. What's the alpacas? Alpacos. Alpacos. That's hilarious, man.

Yeah. Yeah. But then, and then, like, you start, I do better. I started doing better anyway because I own my own shit, which is their biggest fear. It's weird how, like, fears manifest the opposite. where I never even wanted to own my own shit. They, like, made me have to do it. And now I'm like, man, you guys are taking a lot of shit out of it.

And I'm like, I get to just keep the monthly fees. I'm like, you guys are dicks. They're like pimps. Right. They're like, come here, a comedian. Yeah, I love you better than your daddy. Yeah. I'm telling you, these comedians are hos, man.

They're fucking. I know, man. What do, these people? Like, you get on the road before I had an opener, how they would treat their people. They wouldn't even pay them. They're open for us and stuff. They treat them like shit.

They like, they like room them. Yeah. Yeah. They treat it like, a lot of comedians are treated very, very bad. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. They're like breaking them down. It's like the Marines for like Hogwarts.

You know, it's like, you want to be a wizard? You're not going to get paid shit. You want attention, don't you? You fucking. You're fucking big. Yeah. They'll approve of you with their laughter now. Yeah.

And then you'll, like, then there's comedians that are just like, chill and they're harder to control. It used to be better. I don't want to sound like one of those old guys, but like, it used, it didn't used to be as controlled. Like Netflix changed the game a lot. Right. Where it's like, now it's social engineering. Like that's what got me kicked off Twitter years ago. Like 2016, I was like, all these comedians agree in politics. I wasn't even stating my opinion. I'm just like, that doesn't make market sense. They all agree with Hillary, like all of them. Right. And it was so naked and they couldn't get rid of it. That's why they're like, we got to take the whole dude out.

Because I'm like, so none are Republicans. Like none? Yeah. It's like Biden when he got all those votes in 2 o'clock of morning. I understand the votes came in, but you got all the damn votes. You got all of them. Yeah. It's like, how does that work? Well, he did get all of them. He got 99 of the center. Yeah. Like, dude, and it's naked. It's mob shit, man. It's like you fell down the stairs, didn't you? And I don't have that. I don't know. I just don't have that response. When I'm getting coerced, that's when I'm like, I'll burn it down myself. Yeah.

And they're like, I'll put him in Idaho. That guy's fucked up. Hey, so what platforms are you banned on? You rumbles, now I'm like, now I'm feeling good. It was before, because now the world caught up to me, and apparently I'm a Jew. Right. So like, but before it was. It was so early.

Like, I did the Chappelle joke six years before he did. The Caitlin Jenner, woman of the year hasn't been a woman for a whole year. And then it started with the L's. Like, that's all my bit. And Yee called Chappelle out on El. Alex Jones. For me, he goes, Dave Chappelle, you're stealing from Owen Benjamin. I swear to God, it was, and all the blacks, how funny was that? I missed that. Oh, yeah, because it's the same exact joke. And I, I totally respect Chappelle, but it's just a fact. It might have been a writer.

I don't know. Yeah. But I did it so early that it, like, was bad for people. And then, you know, then everyone catches up. Imagine shaming me now for trans kids. It's like, right. Yeah. But back then, it was like crazy. So now I'm more into what I'm making and that doesn't trigger system response. Right. So now I'm on like rumble telegram head at a time. Yeah. It was like it was like scaring people.

And now it's more like I'm like I'm still ahead of time but it's like alpacas and shit. Yeah. I think I remember seeing you on Twitter at the time before you got banned. You're going back and forth with Joe Rogan at a point in time. Yeah. He had intervention with me on his stream on his platform.

about running my tweets past him. And I was like a fan. I have no issue with him at all. But it was like, then I got banned from Twitter and he didn't say anything. And so I made fun of him for being short for like three years. You know, and people are like,

oh, you just attacked Rogan. I'm like, I did short jokes for three years. Right. Like I handled it like a comic. I was still, I looked at him.

I'm like, what does he have pride at? What's going to hurt him? You know? Yeah. But just the way friends make fun of each other. I'm like, he wants to be bigger.

So I'm like, I turned him into a unit of measurement. One Rogan is 3.33 inches tall. Yeah. I'm like, how many Rogans are you? I'm 24, like,

just shit like that. Oh. But I literally texted him when he, like, during COVID, I'm like, dude, you're crushing it.

I think he's mad at me still. Yeah. But like, that was it. I was just like, I used to be a little more paranoid about shit. I'm like, were you trying to get me kicked off Twitter?

And now I think it was actually trying to give me good advice. Yeah. Yeah. Because I was just, he was just, he was business oriented and I'm, I'm like an autistic artist. Right.

You know, I'm like, but it's not the funniest. He's like, you have to standardize for growth. Like, I see it now. But back then, I was like, tunnel vision. Yeah, I had tunnel vision. Like I get, I even did a tweet where I'm like, I do, I now think he was trying to give me good advice. But I was like, but I'm missing the joke though, you know?

Yeah, yeah. I'm more like Tesla. He's more like Addison where it's like, I die penny list or whatever, but like I did cool shit, you know? Right. Yeah, because I seen y'all's podcast. He looked like y'all, you was only a couple of times. Three times, yeah.

Yeah, look like y'all was like pretty tight. Yeah, like I had good conversations together. Yeah, really good conversations, man. I think he was scaling up and I get what he's doing where it's like the way you. He was thinking long term. Long term. Where he was like setting up a system where you can all the, like all comics are making more money now. And a lot of that, you know, Rogan helped a lot of people.

Yeah. And I just like, I wasn't getting it. And when I was getting to platform, like the silence put me on edge for a while. And now I don't feel bad at all because now I like reconnected with a lot of comics. And they're like, hey, man, sorry about that. I'm like, you don't owe me shit. We're not like a gang. Like, you know?

But at the time I was like, I felt betrayed. But now I'm just like, I'm rooting for those guys. Like, Rogan introduced me to a lot of good ideas. Yeah. You know, he was revolutionary for podcasting. He's the first guy to do it, right? Pioneer. Pioneer in like three areas.

UFC, I mean, he was ahead of the curve on. Talk about being ahead of the curve. But for him, it's like business ahead of the curve. And for me, it's more like concepts and art and shit. Yeah. Yeah. But I can appreciate him now, like, that I'm more, I have, like, goats and I'm stable and on. Do y'all think I can ever?

I totally would. I don't hold grudges, but, like, I get how people. Do you think he's going to hold a group? I mean, that Rogan joke, I'm five rogan. He's implied that we could be cool in a thing. But I think he could be cool. I would totally do that. I would totally make up with the dude.

Yeah. Because I get it. He's like staying on the big stage. And I'm like, I'm like doing handcrafted like wood. And he's like, bro, we can be fucking IKEA.

And you're sitting here for eight hours doing one bed. Right. You know? And I'm like, and I've just accepted. That's how I am. And it's not personal, you know?

Yeah. Yeah. Like I do good for myself. Like I'm, my life's better than I ever thought it would be. I look out my window, I'm like in a Norman Rockwall painting and shit. Right, right. It's like crazy beautiful.

Right. But I'm never going to have like a yacht or some shit, you know? Right. We've never been on Rogan. Yeah. You guys would get along. Yeah. He's cool.

I don't know about him now. What do you say if I say, man, you about? You bought. No, you don't fucking do an own big. What the short shit? Well, now everyone's doing it. Oh, right. Do people make fun of Rogan for being short all the time?

And before. That dude's like in Montreal, he'll kick all our asses, right? Yeah, but he's literally like 5'3. Yeah. So it's pretty funny. Because what do you see? Because he's like jacked and he's such like a legendary guy, but it's like, yeah. He's like a little dude.

Keep your back to being 6-2 and Joe Rob will come in and kick your fucking ass? Dude, his kicks. Put him on legendary instead. His kicks are crazy. That's why people are like, you could take Rogan. I'm like, no, two seconds he'll break my fucking shit. I'm like, I'm not stupid. Like, I don't have delusions of grandeur.

I was ripping. with Jake Shields about that yesterday. I'm like, I know how quick you guys could beat the shit out of me. I'm like, we could do hit drills. I'm like, but any striking, it's like Matrix shit. I'm like, and they're like,

sleep, you know? The first thing they're going to do is kick you right in the fucking leg. Dude, take me out. Yeah, it would be a disaster. So as he kicked me, I'm on tap. Totally. Joe Rubble, who's fucking taller now? Yeah, yeah, totally. Just looking down.

Oh, look, this Joe right now. Dude, kicks or the scariest shit. Yeah, right. Because that's their reach. Like, I might have reach with punching. Right.

We've got how long as fucking legate. Oh, yeah, I'm fucked. By the way, but that would be in my balls. No, but it's good for people to rip on shit like that. Because if you don't care,

who gives a shit? There's no wrong with being tall, short. You call me fucking track. Being my size sucks. You know, it's got its own thing. Right, right, right.

It's all about breaking. pride yeah your dick's too big who you did it fucking sucks 15 inches oh you ain't putting that inside dude it's a carry-on on southwest i gotta pay 50 dollars you know because i used to be a heckler at a renaissance festival oh yeah so that's how i like i heckle based on what i think they think about themselves like i don't have judgment right like people threw tomatoes at me all day and i'd be like like a fat dude doesn't give a shit if i'm like tugbo he's like no shit it's like you're a dad you used to be in ripped, you got a little belly, that's what I'm going at. Right.

It's pride. Right. You know, it's like, I can see it. That's all I have with, what am I going to say? Like, you know, he has a great life. I'm like, I feel like he wants to be bigger. That's why he bow hunts. Yeah.

And I'm like, but it's not personal. It's like, right. Like for me. The comedian in you. Dude, it's 100%. I'm always doing comedy. Yeah. Always.

The trans kid thing I wasn't and I, I'm like, did I lose Jester's privilege? Like, I get real philosophical. Because I fucking. cared. Yeah. And it's like, no, no. But I, Norm McDonald's like, don't do an impression as someone you hate. That's why no one can do Trump except for like Shane Gillis and shit. Right. Because they hate them. So they're like not doing it properly. Right. Like you can't really hate and do a joke about shit. That's why I'm good at Jews because I get them and I don't actually hate them, but I get them. Right. Right. Right. You know? Yeah, I get that from comedians

when they're telling a black joke. Totally. I was like, oh man, that joke that he says, is coming from a bad place. Right. It's black. Yeah. But then you hear a white guy tell a black joke or he loves black people. I can feel it when he said that. 100% man.

They're externalizing blame. I'm like, do you think blacks are the reason you have problems in your life? If it is, you really suck. Yeah, it's like then you are coming from a bad, like you're trying to do damage versus release tension.

Right. Right. Right. Yeah, like one of the things the whole bike joke is like part of it is I was responding to people that were like, oh, slavery. I'm like, if you're going to hold me responsible for slavery, all of you stole my bike.

Exactly. That's the joke. That's why I'm in, I know what I'm doing. I'm like, the blacks haven't made it right yet. And people are like, it's not all the black. I'm like, no shit, that's the joke. I'm like, I didn't put you in chains, bro. That's the whole joke.

You can't like externalize blame to an identity. See, that's the thing. like you're at an intellectual level that they're not you're actually talking over them they don't get the fucking yeah they're revealing that they are the thing

yeah that's why sometimes I'm like just stop talking I can see your soul right now I'm like you're revealing to me what you are and you don't even realize it what's that quote having a debate with a stupid person always butcher always George Bush yeah never have an argument of a stupid person yeah just push you up

no shut the fuck up let me say they'll beat you with experience yeah yeah But it's another one. If you have a debate with a stupid president just proves you, you're just, just instead of one. You're butching the shit. There's not only there's one stupid person. Yeah.

Yeah. And they're too stupid to know you one. Right. Like that's always what pisses me up. I'm like, I won now. They're like, no, not. I'm like, if we don't share the reality, did it even happen? Yeah.

Exactly. Yeah. Right. What's his name? Destiny. Yeah. We had a death, so you can't have an intellectual conversation. I can't even look at his face.

I'm like, that's a pervert. He's such a contrarian. Everything you say, he's going to say the exact opposite. It's like, you're just wasting everybody's time. Yeah, it's like debating faith. Like when people debate religion, I'm like, it's faith. You're not going to, like, convince someone. Right.

Just have faith. Right. You know, it's like, that's the whole point. It's like, I know it in my heart. Like, how do you debate that? It's the same with, like, these guys debating. They're always doing sophistry and ad hominem and manipulation. And I'm like, bro, am I.

my dad has his PhD in this shit. You want me to list the logic fallacies? Circular reasoning. Appeal to authority. Appeal to consensus. I'm like, this sucks, man. Right. You know?

He's like, what's that? Yeah. He's like, put it in me. Oh, God. Hey, we had Nick Fuentes on. He's in hot water right now. Well, I think he, he pepper sprayed somebody.

He pepper sprayed some old lady. Yeah. Yeah, it's supposed to somebody tried to kill him. Yeah. Did y'all get into it on Twitter or something? I always make fun of that guy. I thought you wanted to everybody. Everybody.

I thought y'all would get along. Y'all have a lot in coverage. No, I'm not bad from Cepards. That's so funny, man. No, I actually, like, those, like hardcore white guys, dude, they're just, like, they get more mad at me than anybody because I make fun of them. Yeah. You know, I'm like, no much math, Hitler in the way.

those guys were on, they're like, uh, I'm like, put on the nice boots and goose step, like a bunch of little queens. And they're like, and then I'm like, oh, dude, you guys got pride too, man. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah, that pride, man. Dude, and they're always talking about white replacement. I'm like, you can make more with your dick.

And they're like, oh, that's what a Jew would say. I'm like, you got victim consciousness, bro. There's no right color, man, you know? Right. Yeah, what's that interview? Ramoswami went on. What's her name? And Cotter.

Did you see that? No. Oh, she said some racist fucking shit to them. The shit, like, when she was, when she was saying it came from a bad place. Right. She hated Flentes? No, this is Ramoswamy. A Ramoswamy?

Yeah, can you find that joke? Like, I consider Flentes a minority, by the way, but anyway, go on. Yeah. I'm that white. This is it. For a long time and have interacted with on social media, but for the first time we're having a, at least alive, form a conversation in the offline sense of it. It's Ann Coulter. So, Anne, thanks for coming on, and I'm looking forward to our conversation today. Me too. Thanks for having me. That was a

fantastic opening monologue. I, too, am a fan of yours. I'm going to make a point of disagreeing with you so that it will be fun. You are so bright and articulate, and I guess I can call you articulate, since you're not an American black. Can't say that. That was a good one. That was fine. And that was a great opening segment. Lots of things to talk about there. Oh, and I agreed with many, many things you said during, in fact, probably more than most other candidates when you were running for president. But I still would not have voted for you because you're an Indian. We'll get back to that.

That's hysterical, though. That's super funny. Yeah, she goes into reason why she would vote for a white guy over him. And I was like, I mean, I understand. I understand your point, but have you ever heard seen white Democrats, white producers? They're the fucking worst. Totally. So it has nothing to do whether he's any of that.

You shouldn't even made that argument. No, that's a comedian. That's what I was like, you got to let comedians do this. That's my job. Right, right. I'm like, if you're like a serious writer, politician person, it's so much different than when I'm like, you guys think toilets are white supremacy, you know? Right.

You know, but that's, but I'll do the same shit to an English guy. Right. You know, it's like, it's almost like, I'm almost like a. Like a, like a, it's not a prostitute, but it's almost like, like we're a different crew. You cater to your audience. Yeah, no, yeah. It's not like sellout prostitute. It's like my behavior isn't supposed to be like everyone talking shit to Indians, you know?

Right, right. Yeah. Yeah, that's funny though. Yeah, no, the hatred shit is weird. Yeah. I mean, just the whole angle is like, no, we need to have somebody white in office. I'm like, we have a white person in office. Look how fucked up he is.

Well, also, what is office? Like, what does that mean? It's one thing if you're like, I'm not going to breed with you or something. I'm like, whatever. But it's like, oh, you're like the managerial executor of a LLC. Like, what the fuck? Who cares? Right, right.

Women, it's a different store. I would never vote for a little. You know what I mean? It's like that is a different, like a different thing. Right. I think there's probably a woman or two out there. She has to be a strong woman. But she's got to be like exceptional because, because, you know, I don't, let me know if you think.

I mean, I know men are evil. There's an evil one man, but there's a special kind of evil in a woman. Right. Like, man, we've dropped bombs from countries. A woman, I think she would nuke this whole fucking girl. She'll cut your dick off. Yeah. Yeah, there's some resentment shit.

Very vindictive, very, I think a woman can be twice as cruel as a man. Yeah, and they can do it ice cold sometimes, too. Yeah. Like, dudes are easier to read. It's like, oh, that guy's pissed. He's pissed. A woman can smile and slowly poison, you know. Yeah.

You say forensic files, right? Oh, totally. These women will slowly pausing you to death. Come to your hospital with the poison in your sweet teeth. Dude, Machiavellian shit should just be on Oprah. It's like, that's the book. Yeah, right. You know, like, men are like, have you read 48 laws of power,

women are like, it's written on me. Right. Are you kidding me? Guys are wearing that shit in jail. Oh, this is how you play this role in the court. women are like, that's our whole life. Right. You know?

Yeah. That's a good book. 40 laws of war. Yeah. Like women, like my wife got her master's in engineering, she's a home mom and everything. And she's like better than me at a lot of that shit. But the best engineer is still going to be a dude.

Yeah. You know what I mean? That's why people are like, oh, a woman could be a good president. I'm like, but the best one's going to be a guy though. That's a good point. Yeah. Yeah.

It's like there are women that could probably beat me up. But, you know, the best men are just women. There's way more dudes. So, like, why would people want to force that? Like, that's when it gets weird. It's all ego and shit. I think a lot of time it's outside of a woman's, what you call it? Acumen nature?

Totally outside of nature. Yeah, totally. Totally. Same with comedy. Like, women can be really funny at home. I'm not even trying to be a dick. It's like men want a spotlight because it increases their chances of breeding. And, you know, it's like, this is good for us.

Women, when they're isolated in front of a group, they're about to, like, die in nature, you know? Right. So like, like my wife is super funny, comfortable at home, but she would never be like, I want to go to Zanies and do this in front of drunks. Right. Those are just like chicks that are a little messed up, you know? Right. It's like, because women can be super funny. It's just not supposed to be like how dudes are funny. Or 8 p.m. go be funny. Go be king. You know, women are. I find women's, um, since the human is so different. Like we're so different. and this one was just telling the Droz joke I didn't even crack a smile

And then his crazy-ass white dude came up at With uh We're in Canada, aren't he? Yeah, in Canada Well, she was telling what the woman up there All the women were laughing He was making menstrual drocks and bullshit like that And I was like, this shit is god awful

And then after the woman got off And it was this guy's turn And his whole stick was being like Some sick fucking pedophile But the shit came off funny He came on here at gloves on He was a sick petaphy. He had a thick ass mustache.

I was like making fun of pedophiles. Yeah, he had a thick, yeah. Yeah, it was his angle. He made a joke about it having AIDS. Nice. And doing lines of cocaine off a dune stick. It was, see, it's not funny now. It doesn't sound funny right now.

I get it. I see the potential. Yeah. Yeah, women think shame is fun. Like, women will be like, they'll laugh because someone admits something they have shame over. But it's like, our period blood's gross. And they're like, ah, finally. Yeah.

I'm like, there's no joke there. me out. Like Amy Schumer does that all the time. Yeah, about her crotch saying it's gross. What she says? It smelled like a zoo animal? It's just disgusting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like, why would you think that's funny? And why would women laugh at that?

Fucking women. Like, I go on stage and I make a joke about dickens? Women actually ran to the polls to go fucking have the option to kill their kids. Yeah, because women have that weird competition. Like, dudes form groups. I used to do a bit about that. Like, he's fastest. Make him captain. Women are like, she's prettiest.

Tell everybody she has herpes, you know? Right, right. Where they see it as a threat. I'm like, oh, I'm friends with these like Jack Black dudes now. Like, I'm pumped. Women would be like, oh, the Hodge twins have better pectorals than me. I'm going to secretly. Right.

You know, and I'm like, you guys are all like Machiavellian princes and shit. Yeah, just women just have a different point of these. They ran to the polls just to vote for a woman. I also want to see a woman. I've noticed, too, a lot of times you can't put two women in a house. No, the Japanese symbol for war is two women under a house. Really? Swear to God, yeah.

Wow. It's true. No, it's like that's pure war. Yeah. Right. You can't have two women in the house. Yeah, that's why we couldn't stay together. Women was broken and was like splitting the rent.

Yeah. But I've noticed that every time I have a roommate and there's two women. It's like World War III in that place. And they can be genuine friends if they both are in good protective families. Right. Like my wife has awesome female friends because they're all, they have their like little kingdoms. Right. Right.

But in groups, it's all fucked up. You know? Especially when they're like competing and jealous. Right. Yeah. Like I would always gravitate towards dudes that are like better than me at shit. Yeah. Because I'm like with a good crew.

Right. Yeah. They're like, have you seen Becky? She's fat. She's beautiful. I'm like, nah. Becky's a. And then the hot one, they're like, oh, she's going through something.

Yeah. I'm like, you're inverted, man. And the fat ladies is a fucking nut job. Yeah, the big stride to suck me off last year. Yeah, totally. Oh, man. Hey, so where can people find? Dude, there's been a blast, man.

Unauthorized.tv, that's the streaming thing. And then Owen Benjamin.com. I have the new special. It's called Must Be Nice. Shot it on my own land. And it's clean. You know, it's like, that's the irony. I've gotten cleaner and cleaner.

Yeah. Because I'm like, I'm all about, like, family jokes and chill jokes and stuff. So that's there. and then people can write me letters, P-O-Box 490, Sandpoint, Idaho, 8, 3864. And I'm on Rumble. O'N. Benjamin. Rumble's been cool. I'm on Rumble. Yeah.

Rumble's cool. Yeah, Rums cool. Yeah, Rums cool. Yeah, I wish all your links in the bottom of the screen. Oh, thanks for having me. It's been a blast, dude. Come up to Idaho sometime. Yeah.

For real. You guys would love it, dude. Make some cheese. I'm dead serious. Yeah. I'm eating a fucking alpaca. Oh, shit. The motherfuckers are kind of cute.

Dude, they'll kick you. Yeah. But they are soft. Oh, man.