Hodgetwins Podcast - Everything is Fake And Ghey Now All Because Of Feminism and WEAK Men!

Episode Date: February 10, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:01 Hodge Twins Hortas Yes First of all I got a funny story about Ridae Good So You got a funny story
Starting point is 00:00:12 Here's a thing So my dad is a liberal Okay Really That's what I said when I want to shoot liberals It was a family affair But he's like He's like
Starting point is 00:00:22 Oh I feel bad for this woman And what happened to her And all this stuff But here's the thing He's like 70s from Albanyo Okay Okay So you can only be so liberal there.
Starting point is 00:00:34 So he's saying, oh, I feel so bad for this woman. She got killed. And I go, Dad, you know, she was a lesbian? And he goes, oh, I guess it could be worse. I'm just going to fucking make my dad a conservative by basically being like, this party is the party of gays. This is fatties who want to sodomize children. Is this what you support?
Starting point is 00:00:59 And I'm just going to slow. slowly start shifting it. Right. Yeah. Because he's, I don't know what, you know, this is what happens
Starting point is 00:01:05 to men after like 50. Their estrogen levels go up and their tossering, his tossering goes down. So they start to turn into women. They get real empathetic about things. And I'm over there with like an AK-40sat. I'm like,
Starting point is 00:01:16 put it in! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think, um, what they're doing is insane. And this is a Bolshevik takeover of our country.
Starting point is 00:01:26 It's been happening. You know, it's so funny. This is funny. So my, my fiance, who you guys know, was like trying to tell people about me when we first met. And he goes, you know how women never forget things and they're just angry about them forever? They're like, yeah, she's no different. But the things she's angry about are like the Bolshevik revolution.
Starting point is 00:01:50 And his friend was like, are you being serious? He's like, yeah. It was like the third date. She brought it up. She's like the fucking Bolsheviks. I'm like an old man from like 1960. How do you and meet? We met.
Starting point is 00:02:06 He actually saw my comedy online. Fell in love, right there. Yeah, he was. I got to meet this woman. It was funny, though, because I did kill Tony before I got banned. Shout out to kill Tony for banning me. And I did this bit about what's in the water, you know, like the water making the frogs gay and shit. And he was, and first of all, I don't, I didn't look like this.
Starting point is 00:02:32 I'd just gotten out a horrible relationship where I was the main breadwinner. So that stresses you out. You're dating a black guy. We could say that. So, so I looked like stressed out. So he goes, you came out there, you look like, yeah, I'm a conspiracy theorist. I got six kids. My husband sucks.
Starting point is 00:02:52 I was like, kind of, but he liked, he was like, oh, a female comedian who's funny. and she's talking about things. So he sent me a message and was like, hey, I think you're really funny. And I'm trying to figure out how to meet you. And I was like... You slitting your damn, huh? Yeah, and I'm over there being like,
Starting point is 00:03:08 oh, a comedy job. It was like a comedy job for life. I had no idea. I had no idea. He was like, I totally miss him being like, I'm trying to figure out a way to meet you. I thought this was like, we're pure, man, we're bros.
Starting point is 00:03:24 We're both fucking comics. You know? That's what I thought. and I show up to our first gig in D.C. And I get out and I see him and he gets this kind of look. Right? And I was like, oh, this guy's not trying to fuck me. I was like, because if he thinks I'm going to fuck in for a fucking 15 minutes by,
Starting point is 00:03:47 you're fucking out of your mind, dude. At least give me 20. But he was super gentleman for like, oh? almost like three months. Really? You were three months? Yeah, look at these two fucking porn addicted brains.
Starting point is 00:04:04 He is a nice guy. Well, it wasn't going to happen any other way. I've had that. I've had that happen where dudes will try that and we'll be on the third day and they're like, this was before obviously and they were trying to like hook up. And I'd be like, hey dude, I don't, whatever this is,
Starting point is 00:04:20 I'm not, I'm not doing it. I'm like, oh, okay, well, I'm not really looking for anything serious. I'm like, cool. Bye, pal. And they're like, because everybody, just fucking, you know, and a lot of women think, like,
Starting point is 00:04:31 oh, yeah, that's what he says now, but I'll sleep with him and then he'll change his mind. It's like, no, you're just going to have one more experience to regret. Right. He's got to be careful of other comedians. You don't have to tell me, but the nice thing. Yeah, yeah, I got it open for me, man. You know what?
Starting point is 00:04:48 I wrapped in the show, she's so preaching them. She sucked me off. That's what they really think. That's what I couldn't believe. I'm like, you think I'm going to put out, First of all, I'm like, I'm funny enough. I don't have to do that. Right.
Starting point is 00:05:00 And second of all, no, you're ugly. You're losers. You can't even clean your room. Right. But I did have a lot of that, you know, because when I started doing comedy, I was in a relationship. And so nobody did any of that. They were just like respect for whatever.
Starting point is 00:05:16 And then I got single and it was like all of a sudden. And I go, what do you guys think is going on? This is the same person you've been dealing with for the last three years. You think something's changed? Right. And they just all. Yeah. They all just like scurried back to their little corners because comedians are cowards.
Starting point is 00:05:32 They're like total cowards. Yeah. But yeah, I could say that, no, the only comedian I've ever hooked up with and we're getting married. Well, you got good tasting men. Thank you. I know. He's a good guy. Shut up, you f***.
Starting point is 00:05:48 You're just saying that because he's, you know, likes black people. I'm a sucker. I hope a sucker for white man. Yeah. You're a sucker for white men who tell black guy jokes. Oh, he goes way hard on other people. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:02 His jokes. His jokes, yeah. And he's got a lot of black fans, man. They come to a show. They fucking love him. They love him. Well, his black jokes, I mean, they're black jokes, but he's laughing with him instead of at him.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of people don't get that. You can't laugh at black people. You got to laugh with them. I think that's true for almost every group. Except Indians, dude, fucking. Yeah, sensitive. I actually have Indians come to my shows and stuff.
Starting point is 00:06:27 I'm like, did you watch my comedy? They're like, yes, please abuse me more. Those are in the days that take showers. Yes, they are. I had some cool Indians, actually. I got a friend, he does fitness expose. He was in India. He said from the moment he got off the plane, his eyes and nose was burning and watering.
Starting point is 00:06:44 He said, it's crazy. He's like, when you get off the plane, when you get off the plane, it's like that whole country is one big 7-Eleven. That's what he said. Yeah, he said it smells horrible. He said if you got any nose hairs, it's going to be gone within the first two days. Your friend's black, isn't he? No, he's a white guy.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Oh, he's a white guy. You don't all hang around black people. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout out right here. I keep it real. Yeah, dude, I've heard that too. I've heard people say that they smell it as soon as the plane's, even before the plane lands, it starts wafting in through the air vents.
Starting point is 00:07:17 Have you ever been, like, in a store? And you've like, I smell one of those people here? And do you go around there? And do you go around and? Because he's right fucking here. Yeah. Yeah. You ever do that?
Starting point is 00:07:27 Have you ever walked at the store and all you smell is weed? You'd be like, man, it's got to be a black person. You walk around as a group of black people. Oh, yeah, yeah. I always smell weed when there's black people around. Absolutely. You know what, funny? If we was in the mall in L.A., what store was that?
Starting point is 00:07:42 Sacks Fifth Avenue, but it would have been... It smelled like wheat. It's like it was so strong. Now, let me tell the story. We're just looking for shoes. Right? We was looking for shoes and there was just standing. Look, I said, I smell weed.
Starting point is 00:07:53 I look back. T.I. was standing right behind us. Oh. Yeah. And it was strong. Yeah, wouldn't he have some open relationship with his wife and they were... Probably. All black guys have a lot of people.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Especially if they're rappers. Yeah, but this was different. This was like some gay shit going on. Oh, yeah? I don't know about him. He's homosexual. You know what? He doesn't look like the homosexual type.
Starting point is 00:08:17 You know what? Nobody thought Diddy was the homosexual type. Oh, yeah, that's true. Nobody thought, you know, who knows what happened to Biggie? Meek Mill, all of them. And we're like, oh, so. There's rumors about Will Smith. Well, Will Smith, everybody thinks that's a homosexual.
Starting point is 00:08:31 That's not. Nobody's like, oh, wow, shocking. No. Come on, man. Your wife's talking about how much she loved Tupac, another gay dude. Like, come on. I was blown away by some old videos that resurfaced of him auditioning. I was like, wow, he's very feminine.
Starting point is 00:08:47 Everything is fake and gay, dude. Because people are like, oh, that doesn't prove that he was gay. Fine. Let's say that. But it does prove that he wasn't a fucking. hardcore gangster that he was pretending to be whose mama was on crack and shit. You're like everything there's just an act. It's all an act.
Starting point is 00:09:04 It's all put together. It's fake, dude. I'm sure he was loving it too because I know gay guys and I know gay actors. Man, the fact that he got to be method for that long, you know he was fucking loving it up. Yeah, we're fucking too. I can't believe myself right now. I'm so good. You know, you know.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Yeah, yeah. You see that, uh, The new PDD? What's this? 18 will bring lots of responsibilities that I don't want, but it'll bring respect that I feel like that's the only way I can get it. Look at his white-ass teeth, dude. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:40 That's not a gangster. But 18 is like you're an adult. Look like he's got the news. And I had to sign a release form. Because he was an actor. I felt so bad because I couldn't sign it myself. I had to go and get my mothers and all that. But 18 is just society's way of saying that you're ready.
Starting point is 00:09:56 But 17, like, I think I'm ready now, as ready as I'm going to be in this world. But so it's okay. I guess 17 is all right. That's nuts, right? Yeah. That's okay, right? You know? Well, it's nothing wrong with being gay.
Starting point is 00:10:11 No, it's nothing wrong. Yeah, it's, it's, I mean, he's going to burn in here for eternity, but he'll plan it up. She's like totally pissed now. She's about to walk out of this park, that is the most offensive thing I've heard all day. Being gay. You're doing gay. gay things. I don't think people are gay. You know what? I think people are born. Oh, you don't think people are born gay? No. I think maybe, maybe a very, very, very, very small percentage because
Starting point is 00:10:38 there's something about the hormones and, and you can lower a person's testosterone. But I think if you have a whole culture that is celebrating that and saying that it's good and there's nothing wrong with it, you're going to end up manufacturing it. You can, but also if you have some tendencies, you start lean. So I, you know, come from like this really small village. right outside of Albania in Montenegro, and we went back there to visit, and I remember we went by village. Like, I'm talking about my grandma had to sell her cow
Starting point is 00:11:07 before she came over here kind of stuff. Oh, really? No, straight up village. Like things in Borat, you know, but like nicer and cleaner because it's white people. Yeah. And my mom's neighbor comes out, and the guy has two sons and his wife,
Starting point is 00:11:23 and he's given us, he's got a whole vegetable garden. And I'm not kidding. he was like, okay, now you go ahead and take this and da-da-da-da. And he's talking like with that lisp. And I was like, mom, is this guy gay? She was like, God forbid. No way. I'm like, I'm pretty sure if he was born in America, he would have been fucking, you know, blowing cock, you know.
Starting point is 00:11:43 But because he was born in a place that that wasn't accepted, he literally got married, had two sons. And then just, and she goes, and she goes, you know, he would always sit around and talk with the women and he liked to gossip. and he was a big gossip and everything. And I'm like, but he lived his life as a straight man. It wasn't even an option to him. Now, you tell me what's better. That he lived, he channeled all his gay sensations into growing really great cucumbers, by the way. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:14 I wonder why he grew great cucumbers. Hey, I'm not, you know what? I bet she was at the town glory hall every weekend. You didn't have that. No. Everybody knew your business. Yeah. Everybody knew everything.
Starting point is 00:12:24 There's a village. There's literally no way you can't take a shit without somebody knowing what's going on there. Oh, okay. Like there is just, and you would have to have some other dudes who want that. But that also didn't exist. And he wasn't going to go, you know, into the city. I've met some very feminine men. I was in Marine Corps and I had a staff sergeant.
Starting point is 00:12:46 That dude walked in like he was on high hills. I was like, it's no one helliest man. It's straight. It's got to be an act. It's got to be. Yeah. You know? I think some people,
Starting point is 00:12:57 I think there's a few people that's born that way, but I think it's also manufactured. Like, I always tell his story, like, if me and him was adopted by Pete Buttigieg and his frickin' husband, and he,
Starting point is 00:13:06 they raised us. Yeah. It would be some. Well, as opposed to now. You know? No, but it's true because you are manufacturing.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Also, let's be honest. Like, do you guys have kids? Do you have sons? Yep. Do you want them to be gay? Hell no. No.
Starting point is 00:13:25 And it's not because you hate gays and you hate it. You know what that lifestyle is. It's disgusting. Let's even leave that to the side because some people aren't ready for that, but I agree with you. Because if you think about the mechanics of it, it's pretty disgusting. But let's just say that you didn't have any of that. You don't want that because, first of all, it's not that long into being gay if you're a bottom that you have to wear adult diaper because you destroy your anal sphincter.
Starting point is 00:13:53 you don't know about this anal leakage it don't close back up especially when it's some big black cocks too I know gays who are racist by the way it's hilarious to me
Starting point is 00:14:04 I'm like how are you gonna be racist and you're at the bottom of the totem pole if you take and dig you don't get to choose which kind that's all I'm saying what does it make a difference you can't get pregnant anyway
Starting point is 00:14:13 that defeats the purpose of being racist but but literally at what age it doesn't take that long I think it's like within a few years of being a regular
Starting point is 00:14:23 bottom, you lose control of your anal sphincter and there's constant anal leakage and you have to wear an adult diaper. How is it compassionate? They call it anal leakage? It's called anal leakage. You can look it up, you know? I believe me. I don't want to look it off. Look it up. I'm sure there's a gay version of black.com, you know. But this is a real thing that happens.
Starting point is 00:14:47 So you're telling me that the divine creator of the universe wants that. for anyone? Anal leaky or no? There we go. Severed anal sphincter muscle. Because what happens? But what makes someone to do that? Like, okay, maybe just suck each other off or something.
Starting point is 00:15:06 Well, else you're going to stick it. There's a hole right there. Well, just how about to suck it? Just suck it. No, I want that hole right there. Yeah, well, apparently. So, you know, men's pleasure center is between their balls and their, you know. Some men can have orgasm.
Starting point is 00:15:24 That way. And you know what I really think is I think it's a trauma-based kind of control that happens to people. It's trauma. Yeah, I do think it's trauma. I do. I think a lot of people who are homosexual were molested in their youth. A lot of more. A huge percentage.
Starting point is 00:15:40 And then there's something weird happens to you when you've been traumatized. Whatever way you've been traumatized, it's like this compulsion to recreate what happened to you with the idea. Sometimes what happens is the person who got traumatized. they got molested as a kid, they end up identifying with their abuser. And so in order to kind of reclaim the power, they will recreate the situation of their molestation, but now from the point of view of the abuser. So they become the molester. That's why pedophiles often were molested as children.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Yeah, yeah. So they're trying to recreate what happened, but now kind of resume power. They have the power now. Yeah, exactly. And, but all it does is end up re-traumatizing you, which is messed up. This is why, you know, women who have been abused will go into abused relationships. They're also recreating what they think they deserve. Women who get molested at a young age or raped or whatever, they don't necessarily become lesbians.
Starting point is 00:16:43 They become very promiscuous women. They often become strippers and porn stars and all that stuff because they're recreating that sexual trauma. and just trying to relive what they had done in the hopes that they can change the pattern, which isn't the way to do it, actually. I had some trauma, too, when I was younger. I was a little boy, 11 years old. Who was it 11?
Starting point is 00:17:10 Huh? You're talking about, um... Shut up. What was like, like, what, 9-10? You're talking about, what's the face? Name starts with an A? I ain't talking about that. Something you don't know about.
Starting point is 00:17:23 It was your uncle. He knows what I'm talking about. I know what he's talking about. That was another traumatizing event. What was the trauma? The magazines we found when it was like 90s. That's not trauma. We found like dirty magazines.
Starting point is 00:17:33 Uh-huh. Yeah, and it rewired my brain. No, that is trauma. That's trauma. It's really messed up, dude. It's really messed up what they've done. When we opened that magazine, we saw that huge raging cock, in the sweet sugar walls right there, and gee, is shooting across the page.
Starting point is 00:17:47 That was trauma. Was that gay porn? No, it was great. I probably dropped dead about I saw gay porn. I thought that was what. So that was. trauma that's why I like white women so much huh yeah that's probably why I like white men because there's a raging white cock right now what are you talking about well this went this went
Starting point is 00:18:07 off the rails that was engaged let her talk go ahead keep no no but that is that is trauma that's what I'm trying to tell them it's it's there's there's no reason kids should be exposed to pornography and they are and it completely rewires their brain and and I went over a friend's house him and his dad they started showing us he was 12 years old oh my god that's the first time I got blue balls that is that was painful
Starting point is 00:18:31 I didn't know how to release it either first time we saw porn was at that guy's house the actor's name was Randy West now but it was actually like a movie scene was on VHT tip yeah VX tape I was laughing so hard I don't know what it was because you were uncomfortable
Starting point is 00:18:47 no the dude no the dude's pecker was like the dude's pecker was like this and when he was doing it was like a rabbit and he just, his faces were, he was doing that. I was said, dude, cut it off, you're going to kill me. I was just laughing hysterically. Oh, my God, I had to lead to Ross. Dude, you're killing me.
Starting point is 00:19:04 I'm sure the demons didn't like that. Demons don't like it when you laugh at them. Yeah. And then on top of that, I had a family member, you know, female. Oh, Texas when it was little kids. Yeah. That happens a lot in black families. Yeah, unfortunately.
Starting point is 00:19:20 And, you know, Mexican. families, a lot of, like almost every single Mexican chick. I think I was six. End up getting molested. It's crazy. Oh, six. I don't know what hell mama's at. But me and you were together. I remember I had these red dress pants that was too short. So my mom cut him in shorts.
Starting point is 00:19:37 I've never worn them to church. They say, you can't wear them. Those pants no more, Kim Kempney too short to how on. So she made him in shorts. Like two days later, I got my... You were asking for it, clearly. I mean, why? I must have been hot, them red shorts.
Starting point is 00:19:52 That is just so twisted. Yeah, I know, yeah. It's so twisted. It is actually really fucked up thing that happens. I know about this, too. It was fucked up, but I kind of enjoyed it, though. I didn't realize what was going on. That was the first time I ever got a direction.
Starting point is 00:20:06 You're six, you were six? Yeah. Rock solid. It was hard a shit. Well, thanks for that information. I really like thinking about a six-year-old with a hard penis. My first red rocket. I'm sorry, this is going off the rails.
Starting point is 00:20:21 This is a good trauma session that we're letting it out. Man, whatever happened to that woman, anything? No. Oh, she's cool. She's cool. She's cool. No, it's always something wrong with her. I'll just leave it at that.
Starting point is 00:20:33 Yeah. Yeah. Because, you know, how you... I don't understand these school teachers who are, like, having sex with these students. I'm like, first of all, 13-year-old boys are disgusting, dude. They've got acne.
Starting point is 00:20:46 They, like, can't figure anything out. Who's sexually attracted to a 13-year-old boy? Yeah. Like, what's wrong with you? I think it's the innocent. That's what I read upon. said these people that's in a people like on age it's like the innocence is some some kind of like the pedophiles they're really into it because the no pubicare and stuff like that's just weird
Starting point is 00:21:03 just weird attraction because they are dysgenic goblins and the only way they can have sex is to rape something that's tiny oh they're burning in hell for eternity yeah yeah yeah well i'd like to help them get there faster that's how i feel that's what so it goes back to the ice thing like yeah these people who are out in the streets defending criminals I'm like, look, I'm not happy that these people got killed, but at the same time, like, I've said this before. If somebody was trying to molest my children and you got in the way of me doing what I needed to do that person, I'm taking you out too. It doesn't fucking matter. I know you don't want to molest my kids.
Starting point is 00:21:43 I don't care if you know you don't know. You're helping that guy accomplish what they want to accomplish. Fuck you. And they're paid. They're totally paid agents. This is all agitation. It's too well organized. Renee Good came in from a whole other place.
Starting point is 00:21:59 She literally moved to Minnesota to be a part of this. This woman was deranged. Yeah. I mean, for God's sake, she was a lesbian on her third try. Right? First time she had a kid with a man. Second time she had kids with a man. Third time, she's like, well, might as well be a lesbian.
Starting point is 00:22:16 You know, she's going to beat me up better or whatever the fuck she was into, you know? Like, yeah, you're gone, dude. Yeah, no. And you're screaming about these illegals who are here doing horrible shit to people and acting like it's about compassion. It's not about compassion. Well, I think to them there is compassion because the idiots. I used to think these people are actual, like, I would say a lot of them are paid.
Starting point is 00:22:45 I don't deny that, but I don't think a lot of these people are just vulnerable people. There's not very smart, not very smart, does it not intelligent at all. I think it's actually a little bit more. It's not just about being stupid. I think it's about being a bit evil in the sense that you've got a resentment of order. And it's always the same group of people. It's always gay men, gay women. It's always trans.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Fat. Fat, ugly. Dysgenic looking. Feminine men. It's the same group of people over and over and over. Dysgenic looking. It's the same group of people. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:22 I don't know. you would pick a fight guys with guns. It doesn't make any sense. Oh, sure it does. Sure it does. You've been watching DC Marvel movies. These women coming in kicking ass. Right.
Starting point is 00:23:34 Fucking powerful. Yeah. Now, something else happened. We stopped slapping bitches. So they forgot that they don't have the strength of a man. Right. Yeah, I think it's good though. We stopped slapping bitches.
Starting point is 00:23:46 I don't know about that. There's a few bitches I would like to slap. I think we should let women slap bitches. I'll go around slapping sentences. I don't understand. I'm looking at all these women fight men online. I'm like, why? That's why?
Starting point is 00:24:01 Yeah. Because you stop slapping them. And the female ego is ridiculous. The female, and it's been fed. I mean, these women, like, they literally think what they see in the movies is real. You can, like, see videos of this. See if you can find one of these where they try to tell a woman, like, men are naturally stronger than women and they fucking spaz out they start crying and screeching at the like total
Starting point is 00:24:28 demons and I'm like this is an indisputable fact now we didn't say Indian men I don't understand why you're getting upset it's indisputable but they they cannot recognize that because they don't want it to be true and then the whole world is cooperating with their delusion by not smacking them when they start acting like, I'm not saying just go around to smack random women. I'm saying you start acting like a retard. You want to get in someone's face. All it takes is one smack to realize
Starting point is 00:25:01 you're not strong as strong as a man. You know what? When I grew up, I used to see my father hit my mom and I hated it. So I was like, you know what? I'm never going to do that, you know? And now your wife's out of control. If we finished the story.
Starting point is 00:25:16 So I get married. She's out of control, right? I get married. And my wife has just beat my... This is your first marriage. Yeah. No, I'm not going to zero it down with woman is because they're probably going to watch this video. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:27 So the woman just keeps hitting me. I'll say, stop doing that. She said it. One day she took a toy that somebody's playing with. She took it and whacked, like, hit me in the back with a slate. It hurt so bad. I was froze for like. It was like a whip.
Starting point is 00:25:41 Yeah, it's like a whip. So I was like, I picked her up. That brought back ancestral memories, didn't it? Yeah, I picked her up and I shook her so hard. She was days for about a minute. And did she? I never hit her. Did she do it again?
Starting point is 00:25:52 Nope, she never did it again. Isn't that interesting? Now you understand why your dad had to do what he did. You understand why your grandpa had to do what he did. It's funny because it's funny when my dad and my mom, my dad would lose my cool with my mom so bad. He's like, shut up, you stupid black bitch. Right? So my dad passed away like when I was 14.
Starting point is 00:26:15 And as I got older, I went home with my mom and my mom was pushing my books. Now you understood you. Right, right? So we just left this, we just left the Andrew Jackson House, I think he was the fifth president or whatever. I took it to go see, you know, with a slaves,
Starting point is 00:26:29 buried and all that shit. So we're going home, right? So we fell asleep, right? She fell asleep, right? I remember her doing this shit with my father. And my father would lose his fucking shit because my mom, she would get cart sick. Every time we would pull up beside her tractor trailer,
Starting point is 00:26:43 my mom would start stomping the ground like this. Look out there's a tractor trailer right now. Someone that's a shut up, you crazy bitch. Right, so I'm driving home. My mom's knocked out sleep, right? Yeah. I'm driving, and this damn truck to train. I put up beside the truck and the trailer.
Starting point is 00:26:58 My mom heard the tractor trailer. Walk up. Kevin, look out of the truck. I say, you fucking crazy. You almost got us killed just now. You understand? Yeah, yeah. She was a car sick, Kevin.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Yeah, she got nervous. Don't make excuses. Don't enable this. Don't enable the feminist female ego. And you know what's crazy? Now I get car sick. I got that shit for my mom. There you go.
Starting point is 00:27:25 Ain't that shit crazy? I know. We inherit a lot of things, man. You know, that's why I say the N-word. I inherited it. When I snapped on my mama, my wife was in the back. Why are you talking to your mother like that? They don't get it.
Starting point is 00:27:37 They don't get it. They don't get it. But here, let you want to watch this? Let's see. Female bodybuilder versus 16-year-old. That's crazy. Those tires are heavy. Those are like five-ton tires going five-ton trucks.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Like a five-ton truck? Yeah. About five-toned truck? truck yeah things are heavy I mean this is hilarious I just love this I love everything about this
Starting point is 00:28:12 and those women look like one of my is on steroids oh you most definitely take the one in the red yeah yeah I'm sure they both want to stop yeah so you see what I mean and then they get upset they get upset and start crying like there was another one this woman
Starting point is 00:28:31 was like took a picture of herself in a car crying she's like when you just hit your PR what is that your personal personal best Personal best. Personal record. Yeah, personal record.
Starting point is 00:28:42 And then you watch the 16-year-old come in and just fucking do it like it's nothing, do like that. And she's crying. And I'm like, why are you crying? Why is that upsetting? Why did you set yourself up to lose by competing with someone who is made to be stronger than you? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:59 Yeah. Compete against other females for reasons. Yeah. Why? I don't get it. They watch all these Marvel movies and then they want that to be reality. And it's like, yeah, but, thing is you don't want a man that's weaker than you. That's the truth, you know. And if you do,
Starting point is 00:29:15 you're like two steps away from being a lesbian anyway. So it's so ridiculous to me. And it's like, we have this whole fake reality because no one's telling the truth because it's not politically correct. And they don't want to hurt their feelings because they start crying, you know. Like your grandfather didn't give a fuck about your grandma crying. He was like, yeah, I still have to run this house you dumb bitch and you know these blacks are trying to get away again and you're crying to me because you burnt the cookie i don't care you know yeah and it's okay it's fine it's supposed to be that way we're not supposed to be like you guys we have to take care of these like helpless things that like spit on us hit us poop all over the place and we have to be like oh you're so cute i love you
Starting point is 00:30:02 you know so we can't hold uh the same standards of like harshness because babies we're would die. Yeah. But, but, but as we're seeing now, if you have no standards of harshness, your whole society is going to die because everybody becomes weak, fake, and gay. You get flooded by migrants from other countries who haven't forgotten the natural order. Right. And they're, you know, taking billions in state aid because you're stupid enough to give it to
Starting point is 00:30:32 them. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? What's going on up in Minneapolis with the Somalis? Hey, Lynn, I always say this in my videos. Tell me if I'm wrong or not. Now, I know men are evil. There's some evil things in history, but I always thought that, you know, women have a special type of evil in them that's not present in men. Yes, it's true. You think that's true?
Starting point is 00:30:55 It's true. Yeah, because they have to be, their evil is going to come out different because they can't. Because, you know, women of the past knew, yeah, you can't do it through physicalness. Right. But you can do it in conniving ways, and they would absolutely do it in conniving ways. You see forensic files how these women are poisoning their freaking husbands. Yeah. With arsenic, bringing them sweet tea in the damn brink rooms, Harris falling. Here's some old sweet tea.
Starting point is 00:31:17 It makes a favorite. And then they cry and these people are like, oh, my God, a woman's crying. We better help. And, you know, back in the day, they'd be like, this bitch is up to something, you know. She's crowded crick us. That bitch over there crying and she's up to something. She's up to something. J.O.P. says if she's crying, she's lying.
Starting point is 00:31:39 I was like, don't fucking give away our secrets, JLP. I need to retain some power in my relationship.

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