Hodgetwins Podcast - Hodgetwins & Leonarda Jonie Thin Trump Is COMPLETELY Owned By Israel...
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Hortas
Yeah
Like Trump
I'm gonna criticize him real quick
Like you know
He has an allegiance for Israel right
Yeah
And now of a sudden they care about
What's going on in Iran
The protesters
Iran
Iran
Iran
It's Iran
It's Iran
It's not Iran
Yeah
Him Trump
And then what's that
Putts down in Texas
He's a senator
Cruz
Cruz
and help the protesters.
I'm like, you're not doing it for that reason.
You're doing it for Israel.
And then if I say that, then my supporters like, come on, guys, what side are you on?
I'm like, dude.
What is Iran done to us?
Nothing.
Did Iran fly two planes into our buildings downtown and then dance on a roof?
Right.
Was that Iran?
Right.
Was Iran the ones who set up the TSA security screening agent, which Michael Chertoff did,
where we now have to go through a fucking X-ray cancer machine because he wanted to make a bunch of money?
Was that Iran?
Right.
They don't, they're like, let...
Like Iran is not a...
It's not a...
It's not an autonomous country.
Yeah.
They want to run an Islamic caliphate or whatever.
Trump and some people said we should give them weapons.
I forget the person who said that,
but somebody on the right said we should help them
fight for their independence.
I was like, are y'all trying to...
They're trying to overthrow that regime, that's all.
Yeah, and I say, y'all are doing the exact same thing
that Democrats are doing to us right now.
What makes you any different?
Yep.
Yep.
You know?
And how about Syria when they overthrew Syria and everybody's worse?
Libya, now there's slavery in Libya again.
All these fucking libs and this fucking Jasmine Crockett bullshit.
Oh, she's the worst.
And how about that woman who got arrested after storming the church with Don Lemon?
And she was like, having those handcuffs was the closest to slavery I'd ever be.
I'm like, well, then don't break the law, you dumb bitch.
It's like, man, you can't be that stupid, but they are.
They are, well, it's not that.
It's arrogance, envy, and resentment.
And low IQ.
Yeah, low IQ.
It's got to be low IQ.
Low IQ is definitely on the table.
It's like, that's where you're starting from.
Yeah, yeah.
And you're so dumb that you don't realize.
It's really not that fault.
Yeah.
They've been dealt a bad hand in life.
I don't care.
I want them.
Yeah, fuck them up.
Lock them up.
You know what?
Why don't you go have your little Wakanda forever?
We go to Libya.
Hey, man.
I'm telling you, man, if we should, you know, cut our losses, pay black people, reparations.
But, hey, there's a catch.
I want to wait ticket back there.
This was my proposal.
How did you know about this?
Yeah, man, hey, man.
My proposal was like.
It's a win-win for everybody.
No, we're going to give you the money.
Actually, this was my proposal, right?
I was like, because, you know, there's a lot of people who are on welfare and all that.
I'm like, you can have that.
But you've got to live.
in Africa.
And here's why it's good.
Your dollar goes further there.
Yeah.
And you get to be around just black people.
You're not to worry about white people.
You're getting the same rate that you had here.
Right.
We'll even build you.
You want a fucking Acon village house?
Acon Village?
No problem.
No problem.
Acon came out and said he wanted all the black people in America to go back down.
I was like, yes.
Take them all.
Did you see when he tried to build his like little Wakanda?
and like they stopped after like one Flintstone looking house
and I was like, oh, I guess you realize that you didn't build shit
in America.
Can you imagine me being like the Albanians built America?
It was like nobody even knew you existed until 20 years ago.
Right, yeah, right.
That's it, that's the ACON.
That's the ACONWil KWKHAO forever.
It's a testimony to black genius.
The collapse of ACONs.
There wasn't even an ACON city.
They started one building, he is house.
You know, Acon, like, started out with the right idea,
and then he saw how much money he was getting in funds to build this.
And he was like, man, I am African.
And he just did what every, like, African president does.
You ever see, there's, like, one, I think the president of South Africa is, like,
the second richest man Africa's ever had.
Oh, really?
Yeah, and all his people are still living in those, like,
tin sheds that they have.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look it up. Go look it up.
It's like crazy.
Really?
Crazy.
And there was like another African president of some former French colony in Africa.
And for his inauguration, he was literally decked out to the max, dude.
He had like per, like, I don't, it was ghetto fabulous, dude.
Just like African style.
You know, he's wearing these furs and everything.
Yeah.
Like, he just had this huge party.
And then, like, their country went broke.
And I was like...
He spent it all.
I mean, you see what happens to black people when they get money?
Oh, yeah.
It's the same thing.
Like, you didn't think, like, oh, wait, I got all these people.
These are my people.
I want them to live well.
How do we figure this out?
Okay, my people are too retarded to build anything.
why don't we get some people who know how to build it?
Why don't we let them teach us and we'll fall.
But you can't do it, you know?
Some people are meant to live on the brink of starvation.
And that's just the way it is.
And we can start with India.
Listen, listen, okay?
They have bred so irresponsibly,
1.4 billion of them to the point that they're like,
we have too many Indians in India.
need to send them to the rest of the world.
Okay. If you're going to do some shit like that where now we got to take your people that
you don't even want to be around, we get to come in and sterilize you. That's how that's
going to go. You know, I used to have a problem with Bill Gates and his sterilization
vaccines. I'm like, I was, no, I was barking up the wrong tree, dude. Send all the vac-
you know what? We care. Send all the vaccines sendia, dude.
Yeah, Gates us before his time. He, he, this motherfucker knew what was up. You know, we're trying
get in his way, he's like, you stupid idiots.
Maybe that's why they're sending us all the Indians so we can realize how stupid we're being,
you know?
No, don't vaccinate the poor Indians.
What will they do if they can't have seven more rape babies?
What do you think about the Somalis up in Minnesota?
Why are there Somalians in Minnesota?
Why are there literal desert inbred retards in Minnesota?
In the coldest, you've ever seen them in their fucking coats, too?
You're like, this doesn't look right.
It looks ridiculous.
You're supposed to be on a ship, like, screaming.
It's throwing spears and shit.
Like, why are you cleaning?
You don't supposed to be building snowmen.
Why are you pushing all the wheelchairs in the airport that are all full of Indians now?
I know.
Have you noticed that?
They all work at the airport, too.
Especially here in Vegas.
Virginia, you remember those numbers, Somalis.
Yeah.
Yeah, because it's they, basically what they do is they take over.
So this, I saw this woman posted about how she, this white woman, you know, she was like desperate
for a job.
She ended up getting a job, older white woman at the airport, one of these jobs that are typically
to Somalis.
She said she was harassed and abused by the other Somalis constantly until she was forced to quit.
And then they replace her with a Somali.
So they pretty much take over.
They take over the head hiring position.
And then they, it becomes like a circle, you know.
Every ethnic group does this.
Yeah, that's true.
Except for white liberals.
Well, yeah, except for white liberals because they're retarded.
It's the first time in history, first time in history, that you have a group of people thinking it's noble to take care of someone you have no relationship to and sacrifice who you have a relationship to.
That's not even Christian.
Even the forefathers of Christianity talked about if you don't take care of your own family, there is nothing you can do for.
for somebody for a foreigner.
Right.
And they said that is grossly inverted.
Right.
Those people here in this country,
these people in this country for one reason to vote Democrat.
Yeah.
Well, I think they're here for a couple of things.
They definitely here to vote Democrat.
That's why they bring them, ma'am.
To exploit the system.
And I do think they are doing a controlled demolition.
Because, you know, once you get Iran, that's it.
That's the last one of the Arabs, right?
It's the last one.
and then Israel can establish their strongholds in the Middle East,
where they will rule the entire world, actually.
But I'm a crazy person, sure.
Makes sense.
Majority of all is up there.
And they don't need America anymore.
And they definitely don't want them as a threat.
So they're going to keep them just until they get everything that they need.
They've got their nuclear weapons.
They have their iron dome, right?
They have all our military secrets.
They now have access to all of our information.
They can spy on any one of us.
They're trying to pass these global anti-Semitism laws where you go to jail if you say something that hurts their fucking feelings, which is so easy to do, by the way.
Right.
And so it's clear.
I hope the constituents of the right actually see that, but what it is, because if we invade Iran or we start war Iran, it's got to be obvious to everyone what's going.
on. It's not our decision. It's coming from Israel. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't get why they haven't done
anything to us. I know. And they've been super respectful too, man. They're like, hey, we don't want to
fight you. We don't, you know, but we are going to defend ourselves, but we don't want to fight you.
Right. Right. We're like, what are you threatening me for?
And it's coming from the white Christians saying that. Yeah, I can't believe people in the right
actually believe that Israel has a right to defend itself by bombing them.
Talk about gaslighting.
Yeah.
People don't see that.
All these people who want to cry about narcissists,
they certainly can't see it when there's a fucking narcissistic country.
You guys ever been in a relationship with a narcissist?
Might be you.
Who's that black chick?
She was a narcissist?
I think so, yeah.
No, she's just a psychopath, actually.
But they often are narcissists.
Something crazy that happens with narcissists is they'll do something that is a clear violation of boundaries,
some kind of abuse.
And if you, like, say,
hey, that's not okay,
all of a sudden they invert into the victim
and start going,
I can't believe you're doing this to me.
It's fucking, when it's happening,
you get really kind of disoriented.
You don't, like, know what's going on?
Right, right.
You're like, what's going on?
Like, my first husband was a total fucking narc.
Right?
Narcist, right?
And I remember he would start these stupid fucking fights with me
just so dumb
because he was low IQ, you know.
He was white though, so they make those kinds.
And I remember he started that,
and at the end of the fight, I was apologizing.
And I was like, what the fuck just happened?
I didn't even know what happened.
They just turn the tables completely.
So you'll, you know, you'll say something like,
oh, yeah, I've had some knock on.
You can't talk to me that way.
Like, they'll say some shit, like,
you're a stupid motherfucker fucking retard.
And you'll be like,
And you'll be like, you can't talk to me that way.
I'm like, I can't believe you're going to get upset.
Right.
Just because I said, I didn't like your idea.
Right.
You see, they complete 360.
Yeah, bait and switch.
Total.
You know, like I remember one of the fights we got into was he goes, we're just walking.
I was an actor at the time.
So, you know, I know when they're going to do my background and start accusing me of being Mossad agent, they'll be like, see, she was an actor.
You know?
But I was an actor.
and I hadn't been acting,
and I was, like, going to get back into acting.
And he, I think what happened was he knew he was going to, like, kind of lose control.
And so it was fucking genius.
I see it now, but it was totally genius.
He figured out something that he could be upset about, right?
So he's like, you know, if they told you to do topless scenes,
are you going to do topless scenes?
I'm not even on one audition yet.
Right, right, right, right, right.
And I was like, well, I mean, and that was it.
I didn't even say yes.
I didn't say no.
I was like, I can't believe you're going to be a whore.
You're going to do it.
You just want to show everybody your boobies.
And I was like, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to cheat on you.
It was like, the fuck is hat.
And they're super good at it.
So every time I see this happen with Israel,
I'm like, these guys are fucking master level narcissists, right?
Like this one bitch that they've posted recently
This like female comedian
Which I think she was created in a lab
To challenge me for my position
You know what I'm talking about
They're trying to put
She's like thick Jewish chick?
No very thin very thin
And she's trying to be like hot right wing
Conservative
edgy female comedian
I'm like bitch you can never take my spot
You'll never have the balls to say the end word
It'll never happen
So if you want to be a real right wing
So
So she goes,
the Jews survived Europe.
I go, oh, this bitch got to be tripping, dude.
What do you mean survived Europe?
Because they didn't let us destroy their whole nation
with our central banking system
and then they got mad and kicked us out.
We survived.
I'm like, you're fucking lucky you're still breathing, dude.
Yeah.
Like, seriously, you're lucky you're still breathing.
Like, after the shit you guys pulled.
So that's what it is.
They do this horrible, heinous shit.
Right.
And then you go, stop clipping our coins.
Right.
And they're like, oh, I can't believe this.
I can't believe the anti-Semitism.
Yeah, right.
Oh, they.
You put ridges on the coins.
How will I feed my family if I can't scam you?
And you're like, what is going on?
What are we crazy?
Right.
Why is everybody insane?
It's insane!
It's insane!
A lot of these people are just blinded by their faith.
They take a little bit, they cherry-pick scripture,
and they totally deny the rest of the script.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I know.
But that happened, and you know, because of the Schofield Bible,
which was a Rothschild-funded change,
an emphasis to make American Christians support the state of Israel,
which didn't even exist in the Bible.
Bible. And then they also ran all the seminaries that all the priests and pastors went to. So you don't
just have it in the book. You have it coming out of the mouths of people you trust. And no one can
say, because, oh, well, they're the Jews of the Old Testament. And we have to, and it's like,
the Jews of the Old Testament followed Christ, actually. What you have now is a reaction to
Christianity. It's rabbinic, Talmudic, Babylonian Judaism that is a reaction to third century
Christianity. That's why the book says Jesus was burning in hell. It couldn't have existed
before Christ. They didn't have a book that said Jesus was burning in hell. The Old Testament
Jews walking through the desert weren't reading a book that said Jesus was burning in hell because
he wasn't here yet. Right. Right. So this is not the, you got to understand the break.
Whenever I hear like Christian conservatives, they bring up this term
Judeo Christian values.
How does that work?
Yeah.
How does that work?
That's like being, I'm watching Christian porn.
That's the best description I've ever heard.
It's literally a contradiction.
That came from a woman.
Shout out women.
It's a great woman out here.
It's a bad bitch right here.
So what did we learn?
Christian porn.
Slap bitches. Don't watch Christian porn.
Right, right.
But yeah, no, it's how could you, how could that be?
Literally, so I mean, I don't understand why people get mad at me.
I'm literally reporting what you've said and they get mad, but you literally said this.
If you go look in Israel, you can be any kind of Jew and they will welcome you.
You can be a Jew Jew, right?
I'm a Jewish Jew. I'm loving Jews. Come on in, right?
You can be an atheist Jew. Look, I don't really believe in it, but I'm ethnically.
You can be a Buddhist Jew.
You cannot be a Jew who converted Christianity.
You're not allowed.
We don't want you.
Right, right.
So what is the defining quality of being Jewish?
It's Christ.
Well, or rejection of Christ.
Just logically speaking, it's, I reject this is not the Messiah.
That is it.
Even Ben Shapiro said that on Joe Rogan's show.
So why am I anti-Semitic for repeating what you said?
Yeah, it's in their Bible.
I didn't say you were bad for that.
I didn't say any of that.
I'm just saying what you said.
This is what you said.
The defining quality of being Jewish is rejecting Christ.
Right.
The defining quality of being Christian is accepting Christ.
You have a rejecting Christ accepting Christ value.
It's Christian porn.
Yeah, Ben Shapiro said Jesus was a troublemaker and he got what he deserved.
He said that on Joe Rogan's show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That is some crusades starting shit.
We're about to start the fucking crusades.
You shut your fucking mouth.
You little fucking rat.
You don't talk about keep you keep my mouth out your fuck.
Oh, keep my wife's mouth.
You keep my lord's mouth out your fucking mouth.
A little rat.
Yeah.
I would like to fight you, pension.
I think I could take him.
He was just a prophet.
No, no, no.
We don't even believe he's a prophet.
What do you think he was?
What do you guys do? I mean, I think he was historically. I think he was a Jew who tried to lead a revolt against the Romans and got killed for his trouble.
Just like a lot of other Jews at that time who were crucified for trying to lead revolts against the Roman and got killed for their trouble.
So he became legend in story and it became a bigger and bigger deal.
Yeah, he had a group of followers and then that gradually grew and then there was a resurrected?
No, that's not a, that's not a Jewish belief.
Okay.
Yeah, no. We're not into.
No, no. Do you don't have any miracles?
No, not by Jesus.
There are ones in the Old Testament.
Yeah, you've got Moses splitting the sea and all that.
What do you think happened there?
What do I think happened there?
Yeah.
Well, I'll go with the Maimonidean explanation that there was, I mean, it says in the Bible there was a strong East Wind.
They can't even believe that.
They can't even believe their own Old Testament.
You see, it's a rejection of their own book.
That's what Judeo-Christian values is, but they won't say it out loud.
But so, first of all, this is why I also had the issue with, you know, my Islamic brothers coming over here, right?
because there's this myth that the idea of Christ being God was a legend that developed over time.
And they have found this to be total and utter bullshit.
In the earliest documents that they found, earliest New Testament writings from, I believe it was somewhere between 70 and 100 AD,
so anywhere from 35 to 70 years after Christ lived, they were already saying that Christ was God.
They were already saying that.
There wasn't time for this legend to develop.
And in Paul's letters that he wrote when he talks about going to visit with some of these early churches,
he is receiving the creed, which says that Jesus was the son of God.
So this is happening within one lifetime of Jesus having lived.
That is the earliest tradition of Jesus.
The legends that developed are what you see happening with rabbinic Judaism in the 300s,
where they start saying, oh, he was a Satan worshiper, or he was a devil worker,
or he was a false prophet, and he's burning in hell.
The legend that they follow is actually the thing that developed over time.
The legend that the Muslims follow that he was a divine prophet of God, but not God, didn't happen until about 4 to 500 AD with the Aryan heresy where they said that Christ was man but wasn't God.
And Muhammad's uncle was actually an Aryan priest, which was one of the first heresies of Christianity that denied the divinity of Christ.
So his whole ideology, his whole theology, comes from a Christian priest who committed a heresy.
Those were the legends.
The legends were the denial of Christ's divinity.
So it doesn't mean that it's true, but they try to use this idea because if we can say this legend developed over time, then obviously what does that mean?
It was false.
It was embellished.
You can't deny the divinity of Christ by saying it was a legend because it was one of the first things they said.
whole religion is based on a lie. Which one? Judaism. Yeah. Well, it depends on what you believe, right?
Well, I'm Christian. So there you go. If you're Christian, then you go, that's based on a lie. That's based on a lie.
Right. We don't see eye to eye on this. I can't have you running my government. And I find that mind
boggling why Christians think they are the chosen people. God's chosen people. Isn't that insane?
Yeah. Like, can you imagine signing up for a religion?
that's like, you're going to be second class.
Come on in.
Yeah, it's so stupid, right?
You're like, sign me up.
Yeah.
Judeo Christian values.
It's a sci-op.
And I think it was, I don't even think it appeared in the language until the 70s,
if I'm not mistaken, if you want to look into it, when it appeared.
It was like, you know, right when they started all the Halamador, Halamahana, Kha, Halamashras.
Hey, it's another shoda.
I ask Beck, when you pray, are you praying to Jesus, the same God that I pray to?
He said yes.
No, they're praying to God.
Their understanding of God.
They think it's the same entity.
They think it's, well, no, they don't because they do think that Jesus is a prophet.
They think he was God's holiest prophet.
So Muslims do have a very high, they're supposed to, have a high reverence for Christ.
A lot of them don't even know.
Like I remember, because I have, you know, Fuslam, Albanians.
And I remember they were like, oh, you know, Jesus Christ.
I go, you know he's in your Quran, right?
They're like, what?
I go, yeah.
Your Quran says he was born of a virgin.
And God took him up.
They thought they killed him, but God took him up.
And he's going to come back.
And they were like, I go, it's right here.
They didn't even know.
They hadn't even read this.
Which is the case for most, right?
Because, come on, you know, you got to be pretty dumb to believe that.
Anyway, so they, sorry, I'm just kidding.
Sorry, Beck.
I don't want to insult people, you know.
Yeah, I don't want them chopping our heads off and shit.
I don't need you radicalizing, you.
Come on, Beck can't swing the sword.
He's going to have a heart attack, too.
It's not going to happen.
Why did he keep saying he was having a stroke in while we're going to the podcast?
That was funny.
I'm having a stroke.
He's so dramatic, dude.
He's like such a, anyway.
But they don't think they're praying to a different God.
than Christians because they do believe it's the same God.
Right.
They believe in the God of Abraham.
That is the God, right?
They got all their stuff from Christianity.
But they don't, they think that praying to Christ is idol worship.
You're worshiping a human.
So that would make sense, right?
If you believe in God, right?
And you believe he's the one God and you're going to worship him.
You don't want to bow your knee to anyone else and worship them because that's idolatry.
right right so in that way it's respectable like if you if this is what you believe then yeah i would
expect you not to pray to christ because that's praying to a human being yeah but it's all the same
spirit anyway like uh that's christianity it was all the same spirit he just jesus is in man form
yeah i i understand that but it look is anybody going to fault people for having a hard time
getting your mind around the trinity yeah right right it's uh it's a very difficult
how do we understand that what do you mean wait a second so he's his own
person, but he's also God, like, okay.
But he's the father, but he's not the
father. And then, get this, guys, there's a
spirit. Right, right.
And he's dwelling amongst you. Let him in.
Let him inside.
Right, right. The fuck is going on.
Yeah. But it's, it's been, you know,
I've sort of come around to
understanding, first of all, we have a human
perspective. Now, you
are one human being,
but if somebody talked about
your mind, your body,
and your soul, you
understand that in a way all of those things are still you but they each are their own thing too right
like your mind probably is like i want to go to the gym and eat healthy right and your body's like
fucking snacks you know what i mean yeah and then your spirit is just like not even concerned with
either of those things because it's it's it wants something else so if i can understand that about
myself and this is all me but i will tell you that my mind and my body have their own wish
a lot of the time. I function the best when my mind, my body, my spirit all are aligned in the same will.
Now, every metaphor is going to break down because we're talking about God, you know. But I kind of
tried to understand it like if, let's say there was a glass here, right? There's a glass and we're
below the glass. And on top of the glass is a pyramid. And the only points that are touching
the glass are each of the three corners of the pyramid. So if I'm looking at it from here, I don't know this is a
pyramid, right? I see three balls. Let's say the three ends. It's not that kind of balls. You
fucking get your minds up together. But let's say there was like little balls on each end and they're
touching the glass. So I'm looking like, oh look, there's three separate entities there. And then
one of them, Jesus is like, hey, we're the same thing. And we're like, what are you talking about?
Yeah. He's like, no, we're the same thing. We're all one thing. But you're a different person.
Yeah, I'm a different. I'm a different side or whatever. So it's still a mystery to me. And I'm not even like,
you know, the best fucking person to explain this.
Talk about balls.
Listen, when you get so balls in your face, that's the Holy Spirit.
Coming upon you.
Nothing.
The people was going off on us.
No, he's lying.
They don't pray to our Jesus.
They don't pray to our God.
They pray to God.
Yeah.
They will always say God.
They don't play to the son of God.
They won't pray to the son of God because they think it's a person.
It's adultery.
You know, they can't understand.
And it's a hard concept.
Come on.
Do you think Muslim and Christian?
Christianity? Do you think they're more compatible than with Judaism?
Look, that's a hard question because, well, because typically Islam has come from a very,
these warring tribes that don't want to coexist. That's the truth, right? Now, you don't have
this, again, once again, you don't have this with the Albanians. You don't see them going out and crusading on
behalf of Islam. That's what Beck was telling us. Yeah, no, they don't.
do that. He said we don't lie with the radicals
of Muslim. Islam. Well,
because they barely are accepting the faith themselves.
You know, I mean, like, it's like the high
Muslim holiday, and you'll see, like, a
man bring down a freaking bottle of Albanian
liquor and be like, let's celebrate the high
Muslim holiday. You're like, do you even know how this
works? Is they're not supposed to drink alcohol?
You know?
Right. Right. And so
they're not
evangelizers of it. They're
they've been conquered in a way.
And that's, they're not going to evangelize some. You're not
evangelize something you've been conquered you know if you had to pick between the three religions and
you had to coexist with one of them who would you rather live around jews or muslims as a
christian i mean come on guys we all know we got to ask that question
that's low-hanging fruit man that was rhetorical yeah that was a rhetorical question
Right.
Obviously the Jews.
What are we doing here, folks?
Don't kill me, Mossad.
Yeah, I don't know because, you know, traditionally, the Jews have worked the Muslims to conquer Europe.
I mean, he had the gates of Toledo in Spain.
That's who let the Jews in.
The Jews let the Muslims in.
They conquer Spain.
it's under the rule for almost seven, eight hundred years.
That's a tragedy.
Right, right.
No, come on, we can't look.
Shout out to Beck and the boys, but let's tone it down with the Islam.
You're in America now.
Oh, my God.
Now, you want to be Muslim?
There are Muslim countries.
Be my fucking guest.
If you're in America, you're going to be Christian.
or you're going to shut up.
This freedom of religion shit has gotten out of control.
We got Hindu temples.
We got people throwing shit at a wall and being like,
I guess my new religion.
We're done.
You can be Christian or you can shut up.
That's it.
We're going to force you to go to church.
You can't do that.
Right.
But this idea where you're going to play your call to prayer at five in the morning.
morning. No. No. We're not doing that. Also, it's never in your lane. It's always an Arab, too. It's like, okay, all right. I don't, I have PTSD from 9-11. You know what I mean? He made an interest of one. He said, that was the language of God. He said, do you think God was reading in New York Times and speaking English? He was Arab. Yes. Yes, I do.
English is now the language of God.
Get over it.
I don't care what, we're not walking around
speaking Hebrew, you know, fucking spit on everything.
No, no.
And also, Jesus spoke Greek and Aramaic.
And the New Testament was written in Greek.
And the Old Testament that they were reading and quoting from at the time was in Greek.
It was the Septuagint.
It was in Greek.
So let's just cut it out.
Okay, okay.
What are we going to do now?
We're all going to be Arabic.
Well, Aramaic is Arabic, right?
No, it's its own language.
I don't know.
Look at it out of pocket.
Out of pocket.
It's the derivative.
Oh, okay.
Well, it's not the same thing then.
So let's chill out with that.
Yeah, nobody speaks it anymore.
Try to Muslim wash, Jesus Christ.
I don't think so.
What if Jesus comes back like today?
he looks like Saddam Hussein
It is what it is
That's my Lord and Savior
I'll be like look man
No more brown jokes
No we still doing brown jokes
He gets them
Right yeah
Yeah I know I love that whole thing
Where they try to be like
They try to show like a short round ball guy
And they're like this was Jesus
I'm like you think he could make water into wine
And he couldn't keep his hair
Let's just cut it out
Right
Yeah.
And, you know, in the Old Testament, they describe Adam.
Adam means ruddy, one who blushes.
He was a white guy, dude.
Like, what do you think he was, you know?
Come on, man.
He wasn't black.
Oh, I seriously died he was black.
I love that.
Do you know that pastor, that black guy who's like,
Jesus is black?
He's like, if Jesus is black, then heaven is a ghetto.
I don't want to go to heaven.
That guy is so funny, man.
I haven't heard of him.
He's like, I don't like race.
I don't like raising, but these black people, they're really getting on my nerve.
He's a black guy's.
Right.
Yeah.
I think that's who it is.
Pastor Manning?
Yeah, dude, Pastor Manning.
Oh, I know you're talking about it.
Yeah, that guy.
He's an honorary Aryan.
We're going to salute his spirit.
If all black people were like Pastor Aryan, man, we'd be on the moon right now.
Together in harmony, racial harmony.
Right.
He's like, the black men ain't never built.
No.
Everywhere black people live in a damn ghetto.
Everybody said to me that if Jesus is black, heaven.
as a ghetto. Every webbed-night people live in the damn ghetto. Why should I be yelling at the white
man? Hell, it wasn't for him. We'd all probably be dead from diseases and sickness.
The hell we'd be shit each other. Wasn't for the white man. The white man built America.
You say, the slave built America. Don't they cover that line. I'll slap the taste out of your mouth.
You ain't built nothing. Half the time, what you did deal as a slave, the white man had to
whip your ass with a whip to get you to do that little bit of work that you didn't do. It's
to whip your ass to get it to talk about we built a man.
built a damn thing. Don't own a damn thing. None of it. You had Harlem. You threw that away.
Oh, uh-uh. Thank God for the white man. Thank God. He's built America and some other safe places.
Build an airline so you can ride around on. Built automobile. Hell, y'all ain't got one nation in Africa.
I haven't built a car talking that damn talk. All the thing y'all can do is play basketball,
run up and down the court like a bunch of double-jointed fools.
He got him about three years ago.
Dude, that guy is the man.
I'm saying, man, we could have had that as the first black president.
And he went with this gay dude.
Come on, man.
Come on.
