Hodgetwins Podcast - Hodgetwins & Sam Hyde CRASH OUT Over The State of The World... | Twins Pod - Episode 70 - Sam Hyde

Episode Date: June 20, 2025

Getting his show canceled by Adult Swim was the best thing that happened to Sam Hyde. He just dropped his new sketch comedy show, "Extreme Peace" on his site. The dude is funny as hell and o...ne of a kind so you know this a damn good podcast with a damn good guest!Watch Sam's content - https://www.mde.tv/Become a Member and Give Us Some DAMN GOOD Support :https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX8lCshQmMN0dUc0JmQYDdg/joinGet your Twins merch and have a chance to win our RAM Diesel SuperTruck & 10K in cash - https://officialhodgetwins.com/Get Optimal Human, your all in one daily nutritional supplement - https://optimalhuman.com/Want to be a guest on the Twins Pod? Contact us at bookings@twinspod.comDownload Free Twins Pod Content - https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1_iNb2RYwHUisypEjkrbZ3nFoBK8k60COFollow Twins Pod Everywhere -X - https://twitter.com/TheTwinsPodInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/thetwinspod/Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/twinspodTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@twinspodYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX8lCshQmMN0dUc0JmQYDdgRumble - https://rumble.com/c/TwinsPodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/79BWPxHPWnijyl4lf8vWVu?si=03960b3a8b6b4f74Apple - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/twins-pod/id173123281005:14 - Sam’s Unique comedy09:31 - Why He Got Canceled Off Adult Swim13:48 - Comedy Can't Be Corporate17:35 - What Do The Twins Do in Their Free Time19:55 - Extreme Peace25:42 - Sam Hyde's Twitter/Network Shows Suck34:39 - Fans Go Hard/Mission From God39:45 - Sam's TED Talk47:27 - Fishtank & Sam Hyde Show58:14 - Black Face vs White Face1:02:14 - Trump vs Elon & LA Riots1:09:31 - Car Ju-Jistu?!1:16:32 - Tim Pool1:25:58 - Sam Hyde Glazes The Hodgetwins

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Joe, are we rolling? Okay. You got fucking medical lights in here. Yeah, medical lights? He's like my fucking on a dentist office right now. Pull my p-opening these lights on right here. I've been after you guys, I've been chasing you for about 15 years. Really?
Starting point is 00:00:12 Not to glaze you too much, but you guys are legends now. I fucking hate Mike Arms. Who's, what companies? I don't know, dude. Hold on a second. My shit, that's the same thing. Whoever's fucking little fat-ass logo this is. Every single fucking person you know has a podcast.
Starting point is 00:00:30 It's probably incentive to make a decent mic arm. Yeah. We had a show on Adult Swim. It was very successful, did huge numbers, and then we did a sketch called Jews Rock. I saw that. I thought it was funny. How can you think that was anti-Semitic?
Starting point is 00:00:51 It's not a sequel, but it's just our sketch comedy show, but it's called Extreme Peace, and it's really good. Allow me to introduce you to a little top secret or something here. Treated like a slave. What? No, no, hell no. Man, did you have cornrows? It's a swim cap that started to bunch up.
Starting point is 00:01:09 Oh, I thought it was corner. No, it looks like alien coroneros or something. Me come closer? You want Gajun closer? Gage. Gage. Take the frame. This is my MMA trainer, Gajun.
Starting point is 00:01:33 You got a fucking medical lights in here. Joe, are we rolling? No. Okay. You have medical lights? It's like my fucking on a dentist office right now. I'll pull my up with these lights on right here
Starting point is 00:01:43 You guys, you have a gyno chair I can sit in It's fucking Nice, nice lighting, god damn Yeah, I feel like I'm being chased by fucking People trying to enslave me with these damn lights Well, what you guys don't know, I've been after you guys I've been chasing you for about 15 years Really?
Starting point is 00:02:01 Do you remember Frank Yang? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how you came looking for me 15 years ago, I was with Frank Yang when he was trying to work out with you guys and we went to like your home gym and I think we saw your cousin I think was there That was my older brother
Starting point is 00:02:17 Your older brother yeah But we didn't actually get to running you guys Because we've seen gangs like videos He was like doing pull-ups and he was sucking He's a man I miss Frank Yang If anybody doesn't know Frank Yang He's a workout guy but he's a crazy
Starting point is 00:02:31 He's like an artist also He's got a video that's probably one of the funniest Formative videos that I've ever seen Which is the entropy workout You watch that that one where he's wrecking his room. I'm not going to describe it because it would be it would do a disservice, but you got to, if you're into this type of thing, you got to check out the Frank Yang entropy workout.
Starting point is 00:02:49 It's incredible, man. Yeah. And his, his, uh, Tom Cruise sprint video is also good. But anyway, y'all stay, y'all still in touch. Been aware of you guys. No, I haven't talked to him in a minute. I don't even know what he's up to, but he was, uh, he was a legend back in the day. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:04 Yes, he was, uh, new to the, cause me and my brother, believe or not, was like really shot growing up. and we got on YouTube and it kind of broke us out of that and then I seen him I was like fuck I think I'll be shy again because it was like I thought it's gonna be like a seal killer I walked into the gym some of the Asian guy was here
Starting point is 00:03:21 I was looking for you guys oh so he had you worried yeah I mean because because people yeah people don't realize we're kind of like really introverted yeah me too
Starting point is 00:03:32 yeah yeah yeah I don't like I don't like being around like new a bunch of new people I just yeah I don't know. No, I'm in the same way. It takes a lot of energy to look. That's it right there.
Starting point is 00:03:45 The interview workout, yeah. So he's, the thing that makes this funny is that he's, he's Chinese, he has Chinese parents. He plays the violin and he's got parents who are like, you know, I would imagine his parents, I would imagine his parents are oppressive in the sense that they want him to get straight A's and learn violin. And he's wearing a phone and he's bucking up his brother's, uh, his brother's room, like, ripping apart expensive books right and then at the end of the video is like he sees his mom put it in the truck he's always wearing these two tops and stuff yeah he's a wild wild guy 15 years ago yeah i would say probably like around 2010 something like that yeah
Starting point is 00:04:35 what's the name of that video he came to my gem and he he put dildos on top of the um pull up barn he went through a dildo phase where he was what was that all about? I don't know they were black too he had sort of a fascination with what he called referred to as the BBC and that was kind of
Starting point is 00:04:54 his his uh dildo workout phase yeah those videos aren't as artists good in my but the entropy workout and the Tom Cruise sprint video are masterful unbeatable videos yeah yeah wow I didn't see this coming in all frankly yeah I would
Starting point is 00:05:12 never put you two together. Well, after we see what he does, yeah, after I came across your work, I was like, wow, it gives me a strong adult swim vibe. For sure, yeah. You're like, you don't even want to blink because you might miss something. You know, very good. So, you had a show
Starting point is 00:05:28 that was going to be on, um, don't swim, but they canceled it, or? We had a show. We had one season, and it was, I fucking hate Mike arms. Who's, what companies? I don't know, dude.
Starting point is 00:05:42 Hold on a second. My shit does the same thing. Whoever's fucking little fat-ass logo this is. Yo, I want to bomb your headquarters. The podcasting, every, who doesn't have a podcast? Right, yeah. Every single fucking person you know has a podcast. Right.
Starting point is 00:05:59 So it's probably a big, it's probably incentive to make a decent mic arm. Yeah. Yo, get your act together if you make mic arms. Stop fucking around. We had a show on Adult Swim And it was very successful head did huge numbers And the creative director of Adult Swim Mike Lazzo he told us you guys are the next
Starting point is 00:06:24 Tim and Eric we're gonna do 100 episodes And I was like oh that's cool And then we did a sketch called Jews Rock I saw that I thought it was funny How can you think that was anti-Semitic? The only thing in the video were the words Jews rock.
Starting point is 00:06:43 There wasn't really anything more incendiary than that. It wasn't really that bad. But I think they felt that it was... Yeah. They read between the lines. Yeah. So this is what that has pulled here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:00 It's still aired. It's still aired, and they still sell it on Amazon, I think. They do. So if you're interested in season one, sure, and... We love Jews. But people inside, adult swim
Starting point is 00:07:13 Tim Heideker and probably some other people they complained to the creatives and the executives watching it happening but yeah they got us
Starting point is 00:07:30 they got us pulled off which actually it's uh did you hear I think there's a video Dan Bilzerian talking about this like Chinese parable it's like my son is being drafted
Starting point is 00:07:44 for war and he says that's bad. It's like the mishaps that come your way. Like you might lose your leg. Your leg might get amputated. You might get drafted for war. You might there might be starvation and famine, but you never know what's fortunate and what's not fortunate until everything kind of pans out in the end.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Right. This deal that we were in before they canceled us, it was a six year long deal for about 80,000 per person, which is very bad money. So if it's, in my opinion, I mean, it's me come closer? You want Gajun closer? Gajun, take the frame. This is my MMA trainer, Gajun.
Starting point is 00:08:33 What's your ethos with MMA? Well, we'll get to it later. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's being forced to develop this kind of indie pathway, I think, was much more fortunate. Because if I stayed with adult swim, what would I be doing? Probably fucking sucking cock
Starting point is 00:08:49 in a Vicodin commercial or something. Whatever the other people that Adult Swim are doing, they're not fulfilled, they're not rich, and they're like, you know, jerking off. Well, I've never been in that space,
Starting point is 00:09:01 but I would imagine they would hinder your vision for whatever you want to do. For sure. Because looking at your stuff, you're very, fuck, you're creative. Yeah, they're outside the box. They censored all the graphics.
Starting point is 00:09:13 The graphics, which I did with some buddies of mine, it took me months to do these graphics. The thing that I care about the most, that I like the most is graphic design and these sort of video interstitials. Spent like five months doing these things. They censored everything because they actual, well, they said,
Starting point is 00:09:31 somebody said they were hiding swastikas in the graphics, which is not true. How can you hide a swastika? Just on the sly having a swastika slide into frame. nobody's going to notice this I think there was one temporary graphic where a
Starting point is 00:09:49 kid who was doing these crazy illustrations there was a backward swastika in his illustration but they made it sound like we were doing like bam swastika but that wasn't even in the production like the final version it was just in a
Starting point is 00:10:02 sort of a temporary placeholder thing but what they saw was do you remember James Holmes the movie theater shooter the kid with orange hair yeah yeah his note Batman? Batman Yeah. His notebook, he would drew over and over again, which by the way, whoever's at the CIA, the CIA has a good sense of humor. Did you ever look at James Holmes' notebook?
Starting point is 00:10:25 Mm-mm. Okay, so this is the kid, the guy with orange hair, he goes to shoot up the movie theater, okay? So if you're the CIA, you're planning this, you're figuring, how do we get this kid $20,000 worth of automatic weapons, et cetera? we got to make a notebook full of crazy rambling so that every the public knows he's crazy So you look at James Holmes' notebook and it's like what is the meaning of life life equals zero zero equals nothing? Life equal like it's yeah imagine if you were making a indie film and you had to create a persona for a crazy person It's totally fake it's a notebook it's a fake-ass notebook But he drew this logo over and over again of a one in an infinity symbol and a circle come
Starting point is 00:11:09 And that's the logo we used for the show and when the adult swim executives Found out someone tipped him off that that was the show logo they were like okay, this is done we're censoring all your graphics Oh man. You can't use the logo anymore. Yeah, how did they determine that how'd they find out? Yeah, I mean I'm sure there's younger people that work at adult swim so I'm sure one of them was like yeah, you know, did you guys know? Mm-hmm, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, I'm sure you guys the logo that thing shouldn't use. They're bad. That type of thing. It's been a great logo. Yeah, it's a good logo.
Starting point is 00:11:45 I mean, it's whoever created that, which wasn't James Holmes that came up with that, it's a pretty funny-looking logo. Right, yeah. Yeah, I saw your TED Talk. That was the funniest shit I've ever seen. Thank you so much, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:57 Thank you very much. You can hear, like, nervous laughter. Yeah. Like, it was pent up. Yeah. It was like, I'm just going to let it out. Yeah. Did it show a brief glimpse of it?
Starting point is 00:12:05 the audience like everybody's mouth is just sitting open yeah that's my favorite thing is um you find the humor in people being uncomfortable but if there's an if there's an audience if i can if i can find an audience this is why like when i'm going to do stand up now it's not as fun because the audience like doesn't hate me if i can find a crowd full of people that hate me and there's like two people that are like trying to hold it laughter right that's what i like you know yeah you have to definitely go in there like do a pop-up appearance of drag out of some shit Yeah
Starting point is 00:12:39 Yeah Your style is very similar To another comedian Eric Andre Yeah Yeah for sure yeah Yeah yeah I think it's
Starting point is 00:12:48 Well I ain't gonna say What I say? Eric Andre He goes for like the shock And just doing something Obviously just Batch shit crazy Yeah
Starting point is 00:12:58 I think his has like It's got a meaning behind Yeah That's a thought process behind it Yeah It seems like when you look at this show, he's just doing whatever off the company. To shock you.
Starting point is 00:13:09 Yeah. Shab job. Yeah. But yours has a meaning. He's pretty wild, though, yeah. Yeah. Have you met him? I never met him, no.
Starting point is 00:13:16 No, no. Damn. That was towers. We went to the adult swim up front. And we were on a bus with all these other adult swim people. You ever feel the energy of when you're in a group of people that really hate you? Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:33 So we were on a bus with all these. It's like that's when we go in a black neighborhood. That's what it feels like. Boys growing up in the south. Walking up the street. Two Negroes. Yeah. I felt that before.
Starting point is 00:13:46 There's that kind of energy on this bus full of adult swim people. I've never met Eric Andre, though. Yeah. Yeah. These people, a lot of these executives in Hollywood, a majority of them are very left-leaning, right? Like, far left. All of them. Why do you think that is?
Starting point is 00:14:01 Why can't a conservative, like, you're like, I don't know you personally about your politics but you seem like a moderate maybe a conservative maybe an objective person like everybody in hollywood they're just so far left and everything offends them there's uh i mean it's probably more complicated than i'm prepared than i'm able to unpack but i know that um creative types they're like they they align more with sensitive type people emotional type people right and i don't think they're um there's nothing about becoming a good creative like writer stand-up whatever there's nothing about that pathway that necessarily involves getting good at like first principles thinking so there's not really any incentive for
Starting point is 00:14:48 i mean there's probably a lot of things you could say about it i'm just not smart enough to no i totally get it like a lot of like gay people they're really artsy in the music and stuff like that and because of who like that like that makeup they don't align politically with the other side because of who they are yeah like they're too empathetic and if you if you watch a lot of um like if you if you look at conservative films mm-hmm a lot of it fucking sucks that's another because they're not they're not eccentric minded like the left it there's something there's something about it like the only like i know um there's exceptions obviously like mel gipson right right right exactly people like that lady ballers lady ballers you guys watch lady ballers no no it's good
Starting point is 00:15:33 Lady ballers. Best comedy film of the past 10 years. Lady ballers. Watch the three hour long director's nuts. This piece of shit is trash. It's like a movie about like men who dress up to do women's sports. But it's conservative. It's a conservative movie.
Starting point is 00:15:48 And it's fucking. It's unfunny. Oh, really? It's not funny. Daily Wire. Yeah. The Daily Wire. That's it right there.
Starting point is 00:15:57 Oh, DailyWap. Tweet. Yeah. Triggering comedy. You got to be killed. It's a. Oh, it's a. Oh yes, beat the bitch.
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Starting point is 00:16:20 I think that's the guy. Oh, that's the owner, right? Yeah. And he's almost, it's almost funny, too. It's like there's moments because I'm, if you're looking at it like you're watching the trailer, it's not funny. But if you're looking at it like you're a joke writer,
Starting point is 00:16:32 there are a point. You can see where you could. take a little turn and make this funny. That guy's not a bonehead. He's not, like, retarded. It's just, it doesn't, it doesn't work because it's this, like, explicitly conservative thing. I don't know why that is.
Starting point is 00:16:45 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you going to move? I am not. Let's cut to the chase. I know you're not a woman. You got in Nick Pouches? Uh, yeah. If you can beat, though.
Starting point is 00:16:57 What do you know? Gagian. Gagian. How do you spell Gation? Uh, G-G-U-E-N. Okay. Gage. What gay gun.
Starting point is 00:17:08 I thought it was like Asian, but the word gay in front of it. That was what was his parents were thinking, but could you grab everyone from the car? I have the X, the X QS in the car. You guys can't smoke cigars in here. You could do it. Do you smoke cigars in here? Yeah, if you want to. Do you have any cigars?
Starting point is 00:17:24 No, I don't smoke. But if there's a cigar and the rental. Yeah. Gaging? I don't know. Let me, let me get the, let me get Luke. I don't think there is. You guys smoke?
Starting point is 00:17:35 No. Nah. I grew up and saw some people to smoke and how they passed away. I was like, fuck that. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, hell no. That's what kept me.
Starting point is 00:17:45 What do you guys do with your free time? You just shoot guns? Fuck. No. You know, I'm a horrible conservative, but my damn, I let my C.C.W. Expire. Yeah, we don't. I'm more freaking liberal than anything.
Starting point is 00:17:58 Mm-hmm. Yeah. But I do believe in gun rights, but I don't go to the range and shoot. What do you do? with your free time? Well, Marriott, got wife, kids. Man, I wouldn't know this,
Starting point is 00:18:10 but I'll probably work about 15 hours a day. Really? On media? Yeah, content. Stuff like that. How many employees do you have? Here I got Joe. We got this anti-Semitic fuck right here.
Starting point is 00:18:25 Then I got a couple other guys that worked with me on a podcast. Yeah, so it's just the five of us. Then, if people don't handle out merchandise in Arkansas, it's probably like probably 60 to 80. Yeah, but we don't handle any of that. Yeah, we got an outside company. Do you make mad money with merch? Mm-hmm.
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Starting point is 00:19:03 It's graphite? That is white supremacist graphite right there. Got a good handle on it. See that handle? Built like a tank, but it drives like a race car. Go to official hardswins.com. Anything you buy from the site get you automatically. And it's winning.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Yeah. No purchase necessary. Going away from here to see official rules with detail. Yeah. Merck's nice as where it's at, though. Yeah. We have no merch. We're getting, we're getting spun up.
Starting point is 00:19:28 We're getting some. Yeah. Yeah, we're launching. Well, if all those crazy graphics. hide crazy ideas y'all would have like a mean fucking we got we got it coming out we got it we're launching a brand called hide force mm-hmm it's a high for it's a military organization but yeah it's not gonna have swastikas is it no no why would it have swastikas in it hey so uh that's cool your fans love that hide force yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:19:56 hey so your show they got council you're gonna you're gonna bring it to youtube we're doing uh we're doing on our paywall, which is MDE.tv. Oh, no YouTube? The unofficial, it's not a sequel, but it's just our sketch comedy show, but it's called Extreme Peace, and we're premiering it. That's why we're in, why we were in Austin. So we did New York, we did Austin, and now we're going to L.A. Showing episode one and two, just to promote it.
Starting point is 00:20:18 Yeah, but June 18th, Extreme Peace drops, and it's really good. Yeah, I watched the trailer. It looks very good. Yeah, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're going to put it behind a paywall? Yeah. Yeah. Why don't, some of yourself is like really edgy. And this is going to be primarily on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:20:35 The, what, the extreme piece? It's going to be on MDE.tv. No, it's not going to be on YouTube. Oh, okay, because we've had content where you put it behind a paywall, and he's still ding you. And I actually had a pay-per-view Vimeo. Only people to watch it was pay subscribers. And I made a couple of transgender jokes, and they said I was homophobic and took everything. Oh, yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:20:56 Yeah. No, that's why we don't want to do this on YouTube is because it's like, like building a business on quicksand right exactly the rug pull you oh yeah most definitely so what's the website mdmdmddddddddddddds the site and mdd stands for million dollar extreme which is like the comedy troupe yeah but that's the that's the hub for all our content so our podcast the sam hyde show um everything goes on there and you can just sign up for free just put your email in yeah that's hey joe pull up his trailer hey oh that food coming ain't season right i might have to go back in that kitchen and bust a few chef's heads together you
Starting point is 00:21:30 You know what I'm saying? Knock a nigga out. Where's your shit spicy nigger? Open your legs. Oh, hey, Alex, next time we get a fucking actor, can we not get one that has a fucking brain scrambled? Better have something better than hot dogs at the prom. Otherwise, there's going to be a school shooting. Welcome back.
Starting point is 00:21:46 All right, welcome back. Allow me to introduce you to a little top secret something here. Treat it like a slave. What? No, no, hell no. Did you have corn rolls? No, it's a, it's a sweet. whim cap that started to bunch up.
Starting point is 00:22:02 Oh, okay. I thought it was Corridor. No, it looks like alien coronas or something. It looked kind of like a du reig. Yeah. Yeah. Keep, just good makeup. What you do?
Starting point is 00:22:14 We just did good Hollywood makeup. Oh, really? So you're down in your truck. You're gonna be right? Yeah. I mean, I have to take a break in between. Spotlight all the time for me. My whole life I've been getting ass raped by this and I've gotten
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Starting point is 00:22:57 And we got these guys that wanted to, were like, Daddy Dom guys. And then we had these hot-ass girls just fuck with them. That probably was the that's the one we got the most mileage out of. I think we got like seven segments out of it was just so really these guys were so tapped. It was just continuous crazy shit being said. The whole season with those guys. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:21 There's a couple's sketches that have just Craigslist actors that don't know what they're getting into. Yeah, Craigslist, you can find some real crazy people on Craigslist. Some of the guys that showed up, they had like all their stuff in their car. They're living out of their car wanting to be an actor. That type of thing. Easy to find. Where was the Craigsman? On second.
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Starting point is 00:24:48 You know what it feels like you're watching your look, it's really good your sister real. Thank you much
Starting point is 00:24:52 yeah. But y'all like a lot of people don't understand when it comes to content and being
Starting point is 00:24:57 entertaining. A lot of people like over sense of themselves, like, it looked like when I looked at your cistero, everything that normally people were cut out, you kept it in. As far as what? Like, everything, it's like, it's like, you catching people when they're, you know, it's old
Starting point is 00:25:16 cut that I don't like how I look. Yeah, yeah. You see what I'm saying? We try to have, I think there's a, I don't want something that's too polished. Yeah. Like, if someone looks ugly, it's just let it, just let it sit there. People love ugly. Because look at that cincorillette of Daily Wire.
Starting point is 00:25:31 It looks too polished. It's not even And yours is It comes off unpolished It comes off authentic You gotta have some There's like a visceral If you polish out
Starting point is 00:25:41 The viscerality of something You lose that like rawness You lose the impact Yeah For sure Yeah when we started YouTube At first we was trying to be something That we wasn't
Starting point is 00:25:49 Yeah And we was like no I didn't even pronounce That word right Right And then we go back Just I'm tired of all the sudden Just be us I don't care
Starting point is 00:25:57 And people's like And people really gravitate to us Like genuine people Yeah. These guys really don't care. They can say what they say and they know they fucked up what they say. They love it, right? Yeah, for sure, for sure.
Starting point is 00:26:08 That's what I like about your content. Thank you. Hey, I came across the Twitter. Is your hand a Wigger? Yeah. Well, let's into you real quick. We got Sam Hyde on the show. You funding a neo-Nazi site?
Starting point is 00:26:33 Nice show notes. guys. Oh, I didn't even see that. You saw it before I did. Hold on. Well, let's into you real quick. You fund it. You got to show that on screen. That's too funny, bro. Is that true, Joe? That's too funny, dude.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Wait, what is that? That's their show notes. Yeah. It's two things. A non-sentence. A non-sentence than the words, you funding a neo-Nazi site. Yo. You got to show that on screen. That's too funny.
Starting point is 00:27:07 Yeah, it is funny. That is funny. Oh, man. How the fuck did you see it? I didn't see it. Yeah. At the time he, a lot of times when you're talking to people, I forget all about that damn thing.
Starting point is 00:27:22 You turn around, I was like, what's good? That's what we need. We need show notes that I can read. Yeah, we can do that. Some people actually have the key card. right in front of them yeah i don't like that it's horrible touch i like i like uh things off the cuff though yeah yeah yeah so you think that brig is burned with um comedy central and it's uh dude i don't think they make money
Starting point is 00:27:46 hmm i think the the how much did uh who's the kid tim robinson he made it was like what two point five mill and the budget was probably like that that's that's the kid You'd make more money doing a podcast and merch. Yeah, and on the road. And you get less people trying to fuck with you. Keep you from doing what you wanted. Yeah. Yeah, I had this.
Starting point is 00:28:12 We had this strong aspiration to go to Hollywood. And, man, we sat down with probably about 40 production comedies, went to a bunch of agencies, a bunch of agencies. Nobody went to fuck with us. Yeah. Well, the other thing, even if you can go that route and you want to, it's like endless strokers and tire kickers like you go everybody in LA is like yeah man that sounds cool let's get a meeting going you want to do a meeting come by
Starting point is 00:28:40 six six years do a meeting oh you gotta we'll talk about it in a week it's fucking endless yeah it's all smoke yeah yeah they're strokers they're like liars are the worst they're the worst people to deal with even if you're conventional and you're going that route and you're there's nothing like edgy about you it's still like a fucking nightmare yeah I had a manager there was trying to change us to be less of who we are and we started posting
Starting point is 00:29:05 these photos of us wearing fucking up shirts and they said who is this? I don't even recognize you guys fire that fucking woman you're working with I knew they're trying to change how to make y'all Hollywood then I came to a point where I just said you know what I'm just going to be me if that happens
Starting point is 00:29:21 good but if it don't happen even better because I'm already happy with what I'm doing now. Yeah that system even if you're not edgy and you don't have any politics or whatever yeah it's designed to turn you into a lap dog that will do whatever's asked of you right and the longer you stay in that system the more you chase after it the more you become this kind of like just right sort of nothing empty nothing person that's just like a vehicle for somebody else's idea or vision right message yeah what when i look at these celebrities
Starting point is 00:29:52 winning all these awards i was like you just winning that ward because you didn't rock the boat you did what you was told you was a good little boy that's the only reason why you win these wards you can't be openly conservative and be in Hollywood or even you can't even be openly liberal in Hollywood and be success because everybody nowadays is just so far left I consider them to be more progressive than anything
Starting point is 00:30:12 yeah like the comedian his last name is Gillis Shane Shane Shane right and I've seen some of his clips online and he's like pretending to be Trump and it's funny and did like a lot of consultants fans were like leaning his way right and did he got that uh commercial of uh what bud light
Starting point is 00:30:33 i was like what the fuck and they're like pissed off conservatives that's like yeah well Shane's Shane's the man i think he'll he'll endure no matter what but there's very few people like Mel Gibson there's a there's probably less than like 20 people you could pick out who aren't like compromised right that are in that system you know yeah um yeah it's not of like i don't want that i wouldn't to plagiarize you master's thesis if you were found yeah you're saying right yeah you'll have to forego the football season Shane's super funny he's uh oh yeah oh yeah i will make it i mean he's probably the funniest person living right now i'll make you a deal why do you think um tell the truth you can have this ice cold bucket
Starting point is 00:31:17 of bud light i mean this was smarter than this was this was smart of them to save their company right yeah oh totally totally yeah all right i'll go first That thing in the dress. Right. No. I confess that I practice my halftime speeches in the shower before games. Professor Wilkins, you want to confess anything? No.
Starting point is 00:31:36 All right, I'll go for you. Professor Wilkins has been taking karate classes ever since that. Joe, we don't need to play a commercial. Do you play a BetterHelp commercial? Guys, better help sign up today. Better Help code Hodge Hyde. If you are thinking about killing yourself, call BetterHelp. to speak to a person who's getting paid $15 an hour on the phone to tell you not to kill yourself.
Starting point is 00:32:05 Yeah, that's amazing people's getting those jobs. Call 100, don't do it. We just did an ad for, I probably shouldn't talk with, the wellness company. You heard of them? Yeah, yeah. I did this ad for the wellness company, and then I go on Twitter, and it's like there's all these people posting about how the wellness company is, like, evil. So now I have to fire my first ad read.
Starting point is 00:32:26 This is the first, we did an ad read for CyberGhost VPN. And the whole, the ad read was like, hey, guys, check it out. CyberGhost VPN. If you're doing some bad shit and you want to pretend like someone can't find you, but they can go to Cyberghost VPN. Yo, the NSA totally can't track you on Cyberghost V. Yeah. Jay-6. People who think, yeah, type in code January 6th, bomb now at CyberGhost VPN.
Starting point is 00:32:53 They pretend like you're untraceable. They didn't even watch it either And the CyberGhost people They didn't even like watch it or comment on that And then we did this Oh man The Wellness Company one And we launched it and now
Starting point is 00:33:07 It's like the second paid ad I've ever read Now we gotta fire our I don't know I don't care enough to look into it But I saw enough people on Twitter Bitching about it that they are fired Right We did do
Starting point is 00:33:20 We did do one ad read for them That's so funny that it has to be released but we'll we'll just bleep who it's for and just release i could totally see you doing a gold ad you did uh for like bullion yeah yeah oh hell yeah yeah you have a gold or silver bullion company out there hook me up man it's time to sell get those boomers on yeah on track yeah but a lot of advertisers they don't get it man they wanted to be perfect and no mistakes if you can make people if you can make it genuine to add it's making it funny yeah well that's what we have our show we shoot on a super wide aspect ratio right saw that yeah yeah it's
Starting point is 00:34:05 like two widescreens put together and the the people from the wellness company they were like it's the video's thin yeah he was like he was like it like make it big screen and dinner oh gosh it's going on yeah yeah he was showing me today on the one thing that's funny if you do picture and picture on your phone, it's like a tiny little sliver. Oh, really? It's just funny looking. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:30 I like that aspect ratio. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's different. People love different. Kind of. I mean, I think ours is even wider now, yeah. What kind of camera is that? That's just an FX-3, but we use it's called Blazar, B-L-A-Z-A-R.
Starting point is 00:34:49 Animorphic lenses and what-Oh, okay. Anamorphics, they squeeze the light in a, in a way. that like creates this very strange and in my opinion pleasing distortion and then you unsquease it and it's super wide screen we don't need to show this show but yeah thank you how long of you guys been together chris has been uh i've known gaugin's been with me eight i've known you for about eight years but i's full-time working it's about three or four yeah and but i just met him through mutual friends and then uh And I lived, you know, close by.
Starting point is 00:35:30 But he's a Gajun's a superpower. Chris, Chris Lynch. Yeah, my guys, they're like super good. Like they're all 10x people. Alex Luke shot most of Extreme Peace. I mean, the stuff is beautiful. Yeah. We got a killer team.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Alex Schultz is the director of Extreme Peace. And then Chris Lynch did a lot of the editing and sound work. I'm making all got like a tight circle. We got a tight circle, yeah. We get the weirdos out as quick as possible. mm-hmm that's because weirdos I mean my stuff is kind of like counterculture and appeals to people who are like right you know broken inside so we get a lot of people that are like right can I work for you I'll work for free yeah you got real good
Starting point is 00:36:15 so yeah those fucking people are loyal as fun though oh you know they need uh I mean we have it's our obligation to help people but um I don't want them working around me I don't want to breathing around me. Some of the people that come to our stand-up shows, I think it's their first time going out to like a club anywhere. They don't know what tipping is. Yeah. It's like the first time they've like gone out.
Starting point is 00:36:41 To be fair, because it's a meme to like say our fan base is trash. Like probably like 90 guys out of 100 like have jobs. They look healthy. They have wives. They're like, you know, electricians and shit. And then there'll be like 10 people that are just like comic book characters. that shouldn't exist. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:59 Like, yeah. Big bundle of problems coming at you with like crazy fucking facial hair and shit like that. Yeah, I think all, like, groups of fans just depends on content that he see. Like, our fan base, we go to our comedy show. There's always a black guy there with a white woman.
Starting point is 00:37:15 Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like, and the black guy is never there with a black woman. He's always there with a white lady. And the black girl is that with a white man. Wants to be white really bad? I guess so. We had a show of Tennessee. I looked at the one I said,
Starting point is 00:37:28 I think these people are the wrong shirt. Because we just came up politically. We're fitness, bodybuilders, you know? Yeah. And then we came out the public in and just gentrified
Starting point is 00:37:41 a whole audience. Yeah. We went to Tennessee. All I saw was corduroas and cowboy boots. I said, holy shit. I said, we're in the right venue. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:50 And we're not there, man. You know what? What's crazy about that? When you go out and stage, like before we was very popular, became more popular, but man, it is so crazy. You go out to a standing ovation. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:03 Like five minutes. We have a political problem. Yeah. Stand ovation. Then you leave it's a stand ovation. It's crazy. I never had that when I was like, it's not political. Doing bodybuilding?
Starting point is 00:38:14 Yeah. We had really good fans, but man, Republicans. Well, it's the future of the country. It's, you know, the children, the next generation, like the whole fabric of society is what's at stake yeah and um it's kind of like people people soy out and they're like oh my god it's you like i'm sure you guys get that all the time but yeah it is they call us up yeah it's you know yeah and conservatives and republicans and even moderates they want they they're like they're darling want some something that's good this leans right or
Starting point is 00:38:48 just dead center like everything nowadays is just so far left it's like we have nothing to watch yeah probably corny to say, but we're on a mission from God to, like, fix the fucking country. So it is. I like how you set that shit out. I know this is corny's hell, but we're on a fucking mission from God. It's corny. Yeah. But, you know, Gajun knows he's in the streets, M.M.A. fighting all the time.
Starting point is 00:39:14 I told him to say that. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. Yeah, man. You have his demeanor about you, like, like, you being serious, but I'm also, I'm fucking with you, too. Well, you said that. Well, I know this is corny. I know this is corny, but we're a mission of God. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:36 I think it's, you can't be too much. Break it down, Gage. There's some, there's some, if you're too serious, then it comes off as, like. We ascend by lightness. You have to keep a sense of humor. It's funny as saying. You can't be serious. You've got to keep it.
Starting point is 00:39:50 You got to be light. Yeah. People ask that. I know it's like, Idubs ask that. Like the, people I can't tell them I'm serious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why would I waste my time not being serious? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:01 Oh, I'm gay. Fuck is wrong with you. You fucking idiot. A little bit serious sometimes. You can't be not serious all the time. Right, right, right, right, right. Like, I was looking at your TED talk. That shit was funny.
Starting point is 00:40:18 He was, like, trying to come out serious. What was that? You was dressed up like a Roman emperor or some shit? Yeah. Yeah. You said something to the fact, like, Like something is becoming so sexually now. I'm here.
Starting point is 00:40:31 I'd like to start this talk off with a parable, a story, if you will. I was at a college, a second tier, not an Ivy League, a second choice school. In TED Talk. This is pre-TRT, so my voice is totally different. Are you laughing? Yeah. And that same sense of childlike play, possibilities.
Starting point is 00:41:02 What inspires me is teaching African refugees how to program JavaScript. How many... That was my favorite line ever. Two billion Chinese people. Are you like looking at the crowd's faces when you say that? That what makes you laugh? I'm not just three inventions like the train, little things, like this microphone that enables me to speak to the unwashed masses. Great idea you don't come in all shapes and sizes.
Starting point is 00:41:31 9-11, September 11th. We're going to use some reverence here and not be silly about this, but look at what they accomplished with no weapons and just 11 guys who didn't even speak English. I've been all around the grelope. Globe. I've been all around the globe working on cutting-edge projects. What we found was that culture is a...
Starting point is 00:42:02 sewer we've got rude media we've got he's got a lot of people and they're sexualizing young girls and it's getting to the point where even I have a problem with that we don't play hard enough we got to play harder poverty okay we're on this right now this is funny can you control the slides get on the right slide go ahead go ahead go ahead it's fine I have There we go. There we go back. Go back.
Starting point is 00:42:35 Since I did, since I made it. Really? We were giving iPads to this village of Africans and it was so freaky because, you know, they're so intuitive. You just swipe, doop, and it works. But these guys, we gave them like two hour tutorials and they couldn't figure out how to use the freaking things. The problem is us.
Starting point is 00:42:56 The people in this room right now, the solution is us. I'll just skip ahead. By my calculations, we have three. five years until the world ends unless you start doing first things like pollution and war pollution war these are big problems fix it now close your eyes everybody in this room close your eyes i'm not going to do anything weird or sensual with you close your eyes everybody close your eyes okay close them seal them up seal them up good you especially you i want those eyes closed 2070, future, now.
Starting point is 00:43:36 What? What? On the sea floor, you're going to have sea beats, sea yams, sea cabbage. Have you ever had a sea salad? Have you ever had sea cheesy baked potatoes that blew your socks off? Because you're going to be. 2070 coming up. Most of the major cities will be replaced with vast pleasure domes
Starting point is 00:43:59 used exclusively by the Excelsiites, who are the Neo-Upper class. while the displaced hordes of lower-class depth grovelers will live underground in tiered cities, endlessly toiling away for nuggets of neoplasmic. It's not that crazy. You think I'm nuts right now, because I'm suggesting something high-tech like that? You can't win them all, but we can make do. Race riots.
Starting point is 00:44:27 Extreme racial tension and unrest. It's called the knockout game, and eventually white people are going to get tired of playing it. 2070, due to the massive birth increase, we're going to have a shortage of milk. What this means is the Neo-Earth Good Government League is going to have to genetically modify all humans, male and female, to lactate once a month. Due to some fluke, about 3% of the population... Did anybody walk out? I can't remember.
Starting point is 00:44:56 About 500% as much milk. I would have walked out. They're probably scared to walk out. Yeah, yeah. Because you're a big guy. start jason after people where the hell are you going that dead yet tackle some old lady yeah i would have walked down i was like i'm going to walk out yeah yeah 20 14 no this that's like that's like was it 2012 maybe yeah the knockout thing knockout game that's pretty yeah yeah i mean there's a
Starting point is 00:45:27 lot of stuff in there that kind of came to yeah it was like uh like black people just going knocking out people on the street or something right yeah that's a wow Well, you said that. What you expect? Edit that out. Some violent fuckers. But so you said you didn't see that since 2012? Do you like not like looking at yourself on camera?
Starting point is 00:45:50 I hate looking at myself on camera. I don't watch, I don't usually watch the stuff. The only thing that I've been watching after making it is extreme peace because it's, and it's really I'm watching Eric, Chuck, and Nick, because the show, like, their performances are really funny. So it's just like kind of, it's fun. to watch my friends being funny. But no, I don't like to watch, rewatch my own shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:14 I'm the same way. Yeah. I hate looking at myself. I hate the way I sound. I hate looking in the mirror. Yeah. All I see is this, like, hot 80-pound cutter girl when I look in the mirror and I just hate it. It's got to change.
Starting point is 00:46:30 I have a severe body this more for it. So I fucked up, you guys. I just want to be different than the way I am, you know. Like, whatever. Edit that part out, though. Like, don't tell people that. Hey, have you ever been on Joe Rogan show?
Starting point is 00:46:46 Mm-mm. No? Mm-mm. How come? I haven't been on there. Probably not famous enough. I've seen him have unfamous people on there. And they become famous.
Starting point is 00:46:56 He's had some very unpopular people on their show. He's had some hitters on there, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I haven't been on there yet. I would magically show in the comedy. He's in the comedy. Yeah. You're in that same circle.
Starting point is 00:47:07 Yeah. He knows of you. Yeah, I saw him. He was talking about the Dear Elon video on his show. That was pretty sweet. Yeah. Thank you, Joe. It's an invite only sort of.
Starting point is 00:47:20 Oh, yeah, definitely. That was awesome. I feel honored to be mentioned by him and Shane and Ari. Yeah. He mentioned us a few years ago. He was like making fun of us. He said, I look like a fucking evil. I'm always like mad.
Starting point is 00:47:32 And you're always laughing. Hub the dumb, klutzy one. He's like in the background like he wants to kill. Well, he can, he was mentioned the differences, between you two guys yeah yeah yeah means he loves you yeah if he's if he watches you enough to do what the differences are yeah he's probably he's probably watching you could do whatever the fuck you wanted to he's I mean to notice the difference between two twins that means he's right yeah that's true yeah that's true um tell us about your
Starting point is 00:47:59 fish fish tank show yeah so we do a um 24 7 live reality show called fish tank this is uh something that's it's jet neptune's the director and producer of this and um our other guy bill ottman he's the from minds dot com he's the cio but it's a it's a house where we bring in the past like eight to 15 people in and they can't leave they can't use their phones they can't do certain other things okay and they're just there we're kind of like mildly fucking with them in my opinion it's not that bad but you do really fucking little season three two of the conditions two of the contestants told the police that we told them that if they leave the house they won't make it past the driveway because we'll kill them and another another contestant told the police that we
Starting point is 00:48:48 drugged him with meth but you no fuck is wrong with you i don't even know how to give someone meth i don't think we fuck with people that bad but i think you give him that illusion probably i don't i but on the other hand i don't know what it's like to be in a house you're not able to leave And also we board up the windows so you don't see the outside. And they're eating like fast food and no cell phones either. No phones, yeah. So that probably does kind of mess with you. Right.
Starting point is 00:49:16 I would imagine. Yeah. You had them sign waivers, right? Yeah. Somebody's going to die in that house. They sign a 45 page long contract that signs over everything you could possibly sign over. You got to. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:29 Did they actually read it? No. Yeah. That's what I picked. I'm sure they did. Yes, they did legally. I can't imagine someone reading it. I can't imagine what you know who did almost read it we got this homeless guy
Starting point is 00:49:41 So I was going around we wanted to bring homeless people I thought it would be a really good idea to bring probably 20 homeless people into the house and stuff them in So I went and I got a U-Haul van Because I didn't want to get my car dirty with homeless people So I got a U-Haul van and I drove around the ghetto asking homeless people and I quickly realized this was a bad idea I went past the shelter and I went to this one guy and I was like hey man you want a gig and he's like nope and kept walking they don't want to work first of all they don't know that you don't know no and finally there was uh i asked maybe 20 homeless people to get in this van and um there was one guy who almost said yes and he looked like michael who's a michael green
Starting point is 00:50:24 from uh who's the guy in green mile big black guy yeah um yeah john you go because you know about stage name michael cluck he said john coltman this homeless guy that was he said john coffey this homeless guy that looked like Michael Clark Duncan. Right? And I was like, hey man, you want 300 bucks to be on a TV show? And he said yes, and he sees the van in the background in a McDonald's,
Starting point is 00:50:49 in an empty McDonald's parking lot with the doors open, the engine's on, it's idling, and we start walking towards it, and I look back at him, and it looks like Michael Clark Duncan's starting to tear up a little bit because he knows that the white man is taking him to die.
Starting point is 00:51:05 I knew in his in his mind it was like a horror movie where there's white evil white people who are killing black people and he's like and he looks exactly like Michael Clark Duncan tears in his eyes his eyes are wet they're not he's not crying but he's got like wet eyes he's scared I don't think I won't do that turns around but I did end up getting one guy and the one guy is the only guy that I personally saw read the contract a homeless guy
Starting point is 00:51:34 read the whole fucking contract. We sat there for like two and a half hours while he read the contract. The hiding seat guy? Hide and seat guy, yeah. That might be worth. I don't think he can read. Either.
Starting point is 00:51:46 I think he was very drunk. You thought it was going to be easy to grab a bunch of homeless people, huh? I thought it was going to be a walk in the park. That's the thing about homeless people. They want to be homeless. They're crafty and they want to be homeless. They do not want to work. If you go up to a homeless press, you want a job?
Starting point is 00:52:02 Hell no. No. Like if, probably, I don't know, maybe it's a good idea to roll up to a Home Depot in front of you all the legal thing. How much? Yeah. Just jump right in. We'll do that next season. Can Joe pull up a fish tank homeless hide and seek?
Starting point is 00:52:20 Am I overstepping by asking your producer to pull something up? No, no. Not at all. I saw this live unfold and I was like on the edge of my seat. Yeah. Because. Oh, my God, my God. Yep.
Starting point is 00:52:37 Yeah. Just find the part where he's storming around the house. That's Jet Neptune, the director, holding the camera right there. A man of mini hats. He's a beast, man. Oh, yeah, a little bit before this. Yeah, that's good. So we had all the contestants hide, and I told them that someone was coming to find them.
Starting point is 00:53:01 Yeah. I think his name was Teddy, this guy right here. That's Teddy, huh? And the reason the video is 27 minutes is because he's making loops around the house not not looking in hiding places Like he's not looking under the beds. He's not looking in closets. He's just kind of wandering aimlessly and like kind of looking to see if there's Someone in the room vaguely Anyway, that's that's the clip you can pause that but yeah fish tank. It's a it's a psychological horror reality show that we shoot in message.
Starting point is 00:53:38 I'm done spending you know. Is that going to be behind the paywall too? That's this season. I think you can watch it for free. I'm not sure,
Starting point is 00:53:48 but it's not expensive. It's like 10 bucks. For the interactivity, like the fans who watch this, they go crazy. They watch it all day. They love it. And I think we're doing
Starting point is 00:53:58 10 bucks a month this time around. I can't remember. But fish tank. Live is the site. Mm. My Walmart is all one or all.
Starting point is 00:54:06 because of his dedication, solid snake, because of how he respects. These are the contestants. The best take is a fully automated smart house. Fully monitored, smart house. Fully monitored. I'm so autistic that on my birthright trip to Israel, they put me in the special needs group. Eight contestants. Smoke a little bit of crack.
Starting point is 00:54:32 It happens. It really does happen. Six weeks. Here's what you're going to realize about season four. I'm the protagonist. No privacy. I pulled my p' s' out. I pull my f***-s out.
Starting point is 00:54:45 Do something that'll get me kicked up, something bad, I don't know. No, you won't. Because I keep, like, sensing the odds of them in people. We heard what you said. We know when you go to the bathroom. And one winner is gonna walk away with $8,000. Welcome back. It's like less than minimum wage.
Starting point is 00:55:20 Yeah, that's that's a jet and also Ben Taylor. He's the other guy on the crew. They're like real killers on production and video stuff. That's crazy. Yeah. We got a lot of projects. Yeah, we got stuff going on. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:37 But the Sam Hyde show is like the main phone, once we're extreme pieces. That's what I'm going to pour my focus into because I think this next. couple of years is like their open runway for right wing grifting so it's time to get that eight to one point two a month yeah yeah i want to make uh sam hyde show it started with that dear elin video but i want to do like uh i want to turn it into and this is alex luke he's the director of this show we want to make it like a late night high effort it's still a podcast you know whatever but not a pot it's supposed to feel like a late night show so we're putting we're developing bits we got writers we're doing like 40 page show
Starting point is 00:56:20 docs we got custom music all this stuff we bought all this uh vintage audio audio hardware to run our vocal chain through so we're really going for it on this um and the idea you guys you guys familiar with art bell art bill he's uh late night a m radio coast to coast he's this it's the type of radio where it's spooky creepy conspiracy type of stories but you can fall asleep listening to it because his voice is so good and like the flow of the show. It's not there's no spikes in it. It's all kind of like just good talking monotone. So that's what we're going for with this is kind of like slightly political, slightly smorgasbord of like conspiracy, ghost stories, whatever, but cozy vibes, dark brown, warm tones.
Starting point is 00:57:07 We're using tungsten lights, stuff like that to make it so you can kind of not fall asleep to it right away, but it's like Just chill, yeah, that type of thing. Yeah, that's a good mix, like conspiracy and political. Yeah, yeah, that's a good mix. Yeah, because QAnon, that was some fucking wild shit on there. Yeah, that brought out the worst than people. Cuenot. Cuenot really got him going.
Starting point is 00:57:33 It was nuts. Did you ever catch on to the left-wing version of QAnon? Mm-mm. There was, I only, so it was so underground, or it just didn't hit so it was really hard to find but I found I remember back in the day a few Facebook posts it was like patriotic eagle or something or like left it left there was a leftist version of QAnon that was like a thing and it just it like wasn't good enough like you Q and on post like right be hitting right right right right Q and on posts are fire yeah they'd be crushed they're
Starting point is 00:58:09 fucking dope right like I'm it's Patriot ready action action word Ronald McDonald. Yeah, all that. But the leftist version, it just wasn't. It wasn't it. It wasn't hot. No. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:26 The blue sky version of Q&N. Yeah, this show, your same hot show, it's going to be, it's going to feel like a late night talk show. Yeah, that's what we're aiming for. We're getting it spin up right now kind of, because we had to edit extreme piece, so it's been backburner, but about to go full front. Yeah. Like, you look at the white chicks, like what the Wayans did.
Starting point is 00:58:47 I thought it was like hilarious, right? And why do you think it's not cool to do like blackface? In the minds of regular people. I think just because in the minds of regular people, black people are like this, they're a weakened slave mentality, protected class that has to be catered to. That's what regular people think, I think. but I don't what's that movie it hits had an actor he played a black guy um had been still in it from tropics under in in that movie I think part of the joke was that doing like
Starting point is 00:59:26 the joke was how funny how it was how funny the insensitivity of blackface was that's kind of why they got away with it I think and also it was a different time I think it was tastefully done I thought it was funny as yeah yeah people say that's blackface if you want to see some blackface that's nowhere near black face there was like man that she was brutal yeah that shit was crazy like the menstrual souls like yeah black face mr shows the what they portraying that movie was not blackface it was just a white man acting as a is a black guy i don't i don't try i try not to get too like philosophical or heady about it but i think if it's if it's funny that means that there's some truth to it right it's you can't you can't really um argue
Starting point is 01:00:11 argue with something that's funny from a logical perspective to pick it apart because it's just going to stay funny. And if it's not funny, it means that the sentiment was too cruel for how because we did the
Starting point is 01:00:27 wheelchair pickup artist. We had this crippled kid in a wheelchair that we were tossing around and dragging him by his heels and stuff in the first season of in World Peace. If you look up wheelchair pickup World Peace. But I always I always try to like,
Starting point is 01:00:42 tempt, like, the thing that I think is funny, I try to make it tempered so that it's, like, however cruel it is, it's got to be at least equally funny. Right. Does that make sense? Yeah. Like, South Park gets away with a lot of shit.
Starting point is 01:00:55 Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Why can South Park get away with so many things? Because they're usually very funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't personally take offense. Like, when, what's his name?
Starting point is 01:01:07 The Breaktime guy. Who's the guy that whiling out? He did white face No Drewski no not not druski um the what's whiling out who's the host of while nick can yeah remember Nick canned did white face I mean you could totally tell it was a black face of yeah that's what made it funny too you're that's totally a black guy buddy looking white guy Yeah, he's actually trying to be a white guy. I mean, that's...
Starting point is 01:01:44 That wants to be black. I don't know he's doing it in the video, but it looks funny. Yeah. Tell him on. Shit right here, man. I'm ready to jet right here, man. See, I grew up with my grandma. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:59 She, folks always tell me, like, you're white. You're a white boy. You can't be doing all that. I grew up on that side. On that side, yeah. But I would raid, I was raid by these folks. That's funny. Whatever.
Starting point is 01:02:08 Like, fucking whatever. Now if he was a real hitter, if he was real funny, have you seen those British guys that go Muslim? No. The gingers? No. British gingers who are like wearing coofies and shit. That's what Drew Skeets should do next is. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:24 That would be high level. That's high level though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey. So my name is Robbie. And I'm new to picking up women.
Starting point is 01:02:38 What the hell? They think that can't please them, but I'm a really nice. It just hasn't gotten me anywhere. So I saw this guy treks online. He's picking up chicks in these videos. And it inspired me. So I gave him a call. Maybe you can help me get a girlfriend or something.
Starting point is 01:02:58 Remember pickup artist, some mystery on him? Yeah. I'm going to grab a water. I'll be right back. Okay. You grab me one, too. Team Rex. Hey, I'm a movie.
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Starting point is 01:03:29 These are just two extra dicks right here, see? Check it out. How do you even get down the steps? There's no ramp. What are your parents doing? Don't worry, I got you covered. Man. He's an actor.
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Starting point is 01:06:21 She is hot. She's fucking smoking. All right. Listen, bitch. You got about 10 seconds. Because this gorilla dick's... Girl daddy dick is hungry. And you don't blow me right, I might kill you.
Starting point is 01:06:47 You hear me? No thanks. He's heartbroken. This stickers on his... Lips. Got a gold band-aid. And just the last seven days, what did you get them chicks,
Starting point is 01:07:04 bro? She's actresses. That was the first seat. That was the show on Adult Swim. That was in Atlanta. Oh, wow. They actually aired on Adults Swin. That's what aired on TV, yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:16 Even the N-W, you're saying the N-word? No, I could probably, I'm sure it was not. Okay. I can't remember. But I love, I love that he he the kid is apologizing for not saying the N-word right Yeah, so funny right right right right I'm sorry I can't say it word go
Starting point is 01:07:40 It is wow yeah yeah the sketch comedy stuff's a lot of fun it's just too bad that it's so labor intensive And oh man it's mentally it's labor intensive and it doesn't You have to find another way to monetize You guys know the video is not the product the video is like marketing for something else but um it is it is good like doing it yeah it's hard to
Starting point is 01:08:05 like be like aging or comedy because they won't monetize it that's why you got to put it behind a paywall pay wall that shit what do you think about the whole Trump and Elon thing here lately I mean it's entertaining yeah I have no idea what to make of it that shit is wild
Starting point is 01:08:20 because they are the two biggest internet trolls we have and them two going back and forth that shit was so funny Elon said he was on Epstein's list, right? And then Trump comes back and says, that was a Nazi salute he didn't say. Everybody knows it. I was like, this is crazy.
Starting point is 01:08:39 You got to sign up for truth social and just see what the president's got going on because he's got some banger tweets on that thing. Do you think they're both in on it? And they're just like, hyping them. That's what I was kind of thinking. Because he had Elon's kid at the White House, skipping around with them flying on Air Force One and stuff. It's like it doesn't make any sense.
Starting point is 01:09:01 It doesn't. Yeah. But I'm not surprised at two billionaires. No, something weird's going on. There's definitely that sort of electricity in the air where someone's trying to push something. Yeah, we're about to go to L.A. and all that shit happened. I know. That's been crazy. How often do y'all get out to L.A.?
Starting point is 01:09:20 Not too often. We've probably been there maybe four or five times. Business doesn't take you out of? that at all? No, we don't, no, we're not on anybody's radar. We did, um, just touring for stand-up when we were doing stand-up. Mm-hmm. How do you go to tour? We were doing it pretty heavy for, um, a good period of time just because we needed, need a dough, but I think we're going to sort of settle down and try to make this, um, the show, the other stuff. Yeah, steamroll that. We might do a winter, a winter thing just to get out of Rhode Island during the winter, something like that.
Starting point is 01:09:49 That is one liberal place, Rhode Island? It's, well, you know what? It's, uh, it's, uh, it's, uh, I think it's working class enough. There's liberal. There's pockets of liberal activity. Right. It's not that bad compared to every other place that we've been to. It's really not that bad. I love where we live.
Starting point is 01:10:06 Yeah, Rhode Island's kind of tight. Yeah. I mean, I drove up to New Hampshire during, I was back in the day, I was just thinking, oh, I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to live in New Hampshire. And then we drove up there during COVID, and everybody had a fucking mask on. Right.
Starting point is 01:10:22 Faggot. Yeah. And there's like Black Lives. matter signs on people's lawns in new hampshire like you can't escape this shit there's no black people there right there's no black but everybody wants you to know how much they value their lives and science and science yeah what made y'all want to live up there y'all can live anywhere yeah yeah yeah i think um we've been we've been all around the country we're we really like uh ohio's tight um midwest has some some bangor cities oh south
Starting point is 01:10:54 The South has some banger cities. We like... Royal Oak, Michigan. We just showed that was really good. It's like north of Detroit. Yeah, that's a pretty good area. Florida's fun for like a day. Yeah, it's too hot down there.
Starting point is 01:11:07 You're gonna get the fuck out of there. Too humid. But the South's good. But Rhode Island, it's just small enough that you don't really get bothered. And it's also, like, I live in a Spanish neighborhood. So I have this idea that if you retreat to the woods, you're going to lose your edge. And the people, like, any content creator or whatever who's like, I'm going to keep vlogging from the forest on my farm.
Starting point is 01:11:34 Like, that's good for your family. And it's good for your mental health. And you probably should do it. But you're no longer like, you no longer understand what's going on in a visceral way. Yeah, you're not in touch with the world. I have this crackhead lady that calls me daddy because I gave her $20 once who throws shoes at my car. And that I, uh, that's the type of thing. Like I go outside and I see what kind of shit is happening a little bit.
Starting point is 01:11:58 It's not so bad that I can't live there, but it's still in touch with the suffering of the world, I guess. Yeah, because you're always looking for ideas for your show and something to grab that. Yeah. I think you lose that if you retreat into the woods. Right. Yeah, you lose all of that. Because when Witt's torn a lot, Witts always kept like a notepad, like funny shit you would just see out in the road and it would inspire other stuff. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:21 Yeah. So you got to stay in tune with that. lose everything yeah yeah that's where ideas come is when you're in when you're in a spot where you don't want to be exactly like the airport you know a stinky uber stuff like that's when you get like a little spark that's like you get all the motivation develop that later right yeah yeah yeah how often are you going to drop a show behind the paywall is it like once a week or the uh the sam high show we're aiming for once a week we're going to try to release it on 8 p.m. Eastern Saturdays that's the target or not 8 p.m. 11 that's the target right now um um um um um
Starting point is 01:12:53 And make it like a real late night, just type show. How many projects are you going to have just the, because I'm assuming you're going to have more than your late night show? In general, yeah, we got PGL, which is the podcast. That's me and Nick Roach for it. And we're going to start doing. We'll do probably a lot of Chuck episodes too. So that's the three of us, perfect guy life podcast.
Starting point is 01:13:13 Extreme Peace, going to try to shoot as much as that as possible, clothing. And then random video, random, like, videos, worn off videos. Sketches. The Karjitsu? Did you see that? I try to be hyper lateral because one thing I noticed is I think that creating stuff. Have you ever felt like you had postpartum depression after you did something? I feel like if you're a man and you're creating something, that's your, like, that's, you're trying to basically do what women do give birth to something.
Starting point is 01:13:47 And it's not as good. Women are like, that's their purpose. So it's like your purpose is a man in one sense. I mean, there's many senses to that, but that's, I think that's why you feel postpartum depression after you finish a project. So I try to keep like eight things going at once
Starting point is 01:14:02 so I'm not like, oh, what do I do next? Right. After finishing. Yeah. I'd imagine since you have like a tight circle, all of y'all working long hours every day too. Yeah, I mean, that's all we do is just work on this shit. Hey, I want to ask you about methylene blue. We was watching Joe Rogan. He was with
Starting point is 01:14:18 Mel Gibson. There's studies on that now where people have proven that they drinking methanol blue and stuff like. Yeah, methylene blue, which was a fabric dye. Yeah. They find it has profound effects on your mitochondria. Yep. This stuff works, man.
Starting point is 01:14:32 The methylene blue, I was doing some research on it. It actually strengthens the sales. I use it for patients that are really low in energy. I try that. It tends to help. My energy is kind of low. I'm going to be 51 this year, right? So I know it's like my energy is better.
Starting point is 01:14:48 When you take it? I've been taking it for actually a couple weeks. It helps the mitochondria. which is your energy source in the cell. Oh. And this is kind of gross, I'm going to tell you. Not really gross. Why you got to go there?
Starting point is 01:14:59 It was this finger right here. I thought it was like a wart. And I would pop it, it would go away. About a week later to fill back up. I started taking methylene blue. I popped it. It just dried up and went away. That's awesome.
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Starting point is 01:15:26 So how many projects you y'all got going right now? We got a handful. We got a handful. Yeah. Yeah. Like six to eight. I mean, I got to cut stuff down, but we got a handful, yeah. We actually made a list of like which projects are like top priority, which ones are like throwaways. Yeah, we got a strategy document going that we're working on. You do it. Thank you. Thanks very much. You want to do more videos like death.
Starting point is 01:15:47 This is where my animal ties in. You've seen medieval M.A. You've even seen handicapped fighter, women fighter. Women, they put them in a cage, they make them fight women. John, very, they're down. This is something different entirely. This is Carjitsu. Slips are off.
Starting point is 01:16:21 Alex Schultz at a disadvantage. He's not waiting really hard or really fast. Crafty Japanese gentlemen, the car is getting a little bit beat up right now. But Sam, I've already seen Car Jitsu. car jitsu i know what the drill is i love watching guys it's a real thing it's a really it's a paper wrestling in a car that's what i like to car i'm by
Starting point is 01:16:42 not like this you haven't because this is rhode island car jitzy you can it's you don't have ad blocker it's more realistic this way your your audience gets to see the ads this feels more realistic yeah I think they get the joke. Yeah, it's just, we're in a car and you're specifically tailored to the needs, wants, and desires of the reality. You should show the ring girl, though.
Starting point is 01:17:11 The ring girls. Fair fighting. And as always, your card girl for tonight's moment. That's the danger. And my life partner, the vivacious and very flexible Erica, the female version of the boys name Eric. Diallo, he's going for the face. Me and Jameson.
Starting point is 01:17:29 This is like a boyfriend, girlfriend type of life. This is nuts. Jameson's nice. You can use seat belts too. This is unbelievable. He's pushing the head. He's pushing the head. But Chris is using the head to push back.
Starting point is 01:17:42 You're the vaccine. The hairs are in front of the car. By these two animals right here. Animal from the Muppet babies and the human bear man. Oh my God, this is brutal. Neither of them know jujitsu. Yeah. Call Jiu-jitsu.
Starting point is 01:18:01 Yeah. Yeah, man. Do you guys train anything? You guys train anything? Do you guys train anything? No, no. I just turn, I'm about to turn 51. I'm getting old.
Starting point is 01:18:14 My fucking body's falling apart. You need to get back in the gym. How long has it been? Four months. I think it's been a more than that. Presidency. I said, well, nothing else to fight for. So I think it's been like six months.
Starting point is 01:18:28 I think so? Yeah. Stop taking my TRT, just fucking turn it. into a fucking slob. Hey, look at your gut. That'd be funny if one of you guys got really fat. Everybody always say that. One of y'all should get real super fat.
Starting point is 01:18:42 Nothing gets super buff. That'd be sick. You might make way more money if you did that. Definitely be catchy. You got some shit hanging off your nose, you nasty motherfucker. Clean your nose out. Shit all hanging out your nose. Is it gone?
Starting point is 01:19:00 That's gone. Suck you good in, your fat fuck. See how I'm doing? You get sitting there like, fuck it. Well, it's stressed out like just the whole time. This is me relaxed. That is crazy. I used to be ripped.
Starting point is 01:19:18 Yeah. Well, all good things have to come to an end sometimes. Like, we want to start a show like when we was trying to get in Hollywood. We wanted to take cheaters. We're going to be like these private investigators. Everybody kept shooting us fucking down. had all these great fucking ideas and then?
Starting point is 01:19:40 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had another show where probably something you'd probably like. Oh, he comes to be a tour. No, I was going to go on a tour. You would show up to these random spots doing stand-up comedy. Like, I would show up to a drag show,
Starting point is 01:19:56 but I would have nothing but like drag jokes. People would consider them homophobic. You're just pissing off everybody. Oh, you get that reaction. I remember you just talking about this. Yeah. You get killed like that. Yeah, now they did, yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:07 Yeah. We got guns. They blow up shit. They burn down Tesla's manufacturers and shit. That's just crazy. That's, have you seen that? Have you seen guys? You probably haven't seen this around Vegas, but when they have a cyber truck and they
Starting point is 01:20:19 get the stickers that say, I got this before Elon was a douchbag. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We saw one in New York, and I was, I just felt like depression for whoever owns it. Because it was every side, they made sure that you could see no matter what angle you were looking at this vehicle. You knew the person did not approve of Elon Musk. It was like every panel had a fucking sticker on it. Then somebody smashes it anyways. I think it had to go...
Starting point is 01:20:42 They write fuck you on it. They had a battle scar on the side. It had some... The steel was not flat. I think it would push Elon closer to the middle and a little bit further to write because he has a trans daughter. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:55 And I think the schools hit it from him for quite some time and it really... They actually stole his son from him. Got him pissed. That's why he moved to... out to Texas. He hates that state. He hates modern day liberals now.
Starting point is 01:21:12 I mean, that's nuts to the people, whoever was making the calls in California, and they've got this monster company headquartered out there, and you're not making concessions to keep them in the state. That's just fucking retarded. I know, and they lose on a bunch of Hollywood business. Yeah. Yeah, a lot.
Starting point is 01:21:28 We moved up, Rogan moved out. Even Ben Shapiro moved out of that. Just too expensive. Fucking Ben Shapiro. A little guy. Dan Shapiro. Hell out. Just don't look at my sister.
Starting point is 01:21:46 How do y'all feel about, I mean, not to mention, Daily Wire, I heard they're struggling too. Daily Wire. What was the thing we heard about Daily Wire? They had a bunch of craters leave, like Candice was, I think, was the breaking point. Yeah, I mean. People leaving?
Starting point is 01:22:03 Their money just, where does their money come from? Is it? I'm pretty sure it comes from Israel. Yeah. That's what I think it comes from. They could do whatever. I think they're good to go. Money-wise.
Starting point is 01:22:13 I think that's the one thing they don't have to worry about is money. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Well, the Qataris, everybody knows. Katars are going deep. Yeah. The guitars are behind everything.
Starting point is 01:22:23 Yeah. I think they're fine. Yeah, because they got the A-PAC money, huh? Yeah. They get Timples. Same deal with the funding. He bet with Net and Y. By close door and he was pissing.
Starting point is 01:22:35 Everybody found out. Tim Poole did? Yeah. Did you hear about that? I did not. No? No. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:40 We did, uh, just like I think the Epstein case is more about the international banking parts. Just for fun of Tim Poole with hair and their, their images are awesome. Yeah. I think that's why they don't release the, uh, Epstein list is because all the bankers are on it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:55 I think that the Epstein list would, if they were to release all that evidence, it's going to cause damage to the liberal economic order. Yeah. You know, I think the Epstein list would compromise the Saudis and the Qataris. Swiss. What?
Starting point is 01:23:12 Yeah, but I think largely the Middle East. I certainly think there's going to be a lot of people from Europe on it as well. But my point is, you get in no matter who you are. And you go into the skiff or whatever and they say, okay, you want to look at the Epstein stuff? Look. And then you're like, hey, wait a minute, that's a Saudi prince right there. And they're like, that's right. And if we release this, that's going to shed.
Starting point is 01:23:34 of the petro dollar they're going to dump oil align with russia and the u.s economy crumbles do you still want to release this and you're like holy crap yeah not for me i'd be like yep let's go but uh maybe dan bungino wouldn't want to do that maybe cash wouldn't want to maybe trump wouldn't want to do that yeah that's all book BS damn he's just sick to music yeah you've you've seen his music no i think some of them fucking the best yeah i'm tim pool music video these guys got to see it He's actually good? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:10 And the name of the music group is called Timcast, which I think is the name of his podcast. Is that actually the name of the name? Yes. Yeah, yeah, it's true. Yeah. Yeah. Which I thought was insane. I bet.
Starting point is 01:24:20 It's been about a year since you've been on this. I think it's been longer than that. Haven't been that long. Mm-hmm. Time flies. I can't wait to go to the compound. Tim Pool. Where is it?
Starting point is 01:24:29 Where is Tim. Y'all haven't been there yet? He's, uh, he said. It's out in the middle of nowhere. West Virginia? Yeah, West Virginia. Oh, wow. It's like a super huge house out in the middle of woods.
Starting point is 01:24:40 They got a farm. They got the own chickens. Yeah, the band's called Tincast. Just jumped a halfway through. Yeah, the song is even starting to it. That's his voice. Even further, like the band does not start until like that before. That's the only shot of them.
Starting point is 01:25:12 Got their video Man What a guy What a legend of the sport He should go get away from Ebony and get that What's that hat The taxi drivers wear
Starting point is 01:25:24 It's more stylish You're wearing a beanie Like 100 degrees outside I mean why wouldn't he switch it up He was gonna wear a hat every day Why wouldn't he do something different What do why does just go to a baseball cap Make it funny or get plugs
Starting point is 01:25:35 Or get a fucking wig or something Yeah What should I be funny about it We hit in the car In the car in the car Jitsu video. We did VFX to cover my my ball spot with hair.
Starting point is 01:25:47 So you can kind of see it though like moving around. Right. It's like a bun. It's like a little bun. Oh yeah. Oh man. Why not? It looks fine. It looks like a normal guy. Isn't Andrew Tateballed? He just needs to shave the rest of the shit. Yeah. Yeah. Sopold.
Starting point is 01:26:09 She put a shoe on his head. Why do you take that picture? What was that for? Oh. Okay, shaved it all off. It looks better that way. He should be making coffee. Look at Alex Jones' face.
Starting point is 01:26:26 He's like, dude. I know. He should have fun with it. Like, get like a wig. Tim, I'll have a macchiata with four shots, please. Now, he'd be, if Tim worked at Starbucks, he'd be trans. His name would be, his name would be bark. Or something, you know how their names are right.
Starting point is 01:26:54 His name would be like Dave and Scout. Scout, yeah. Yeah, Scout, could I get to mock you on. Oh, man. How do we get on Temple? I don't know. How did we get there? I didn't even know he had a band.
Starting point is 01:27:10 He did music. And you're right. That was very good. Yeah. It is kind of cool that he didn't, that he went. He did a real effort emo song. I mean, I do appreciate that. I don't think that's ridiculous.
Starting point is 01:27:23 I think it's, I mean, it's funny, but it's like, you know, you're on earth for a limited time. If you want to do email music, you might as well do it. Yeah. Let me get one ticket here. He'll look back on it when he's like 65, 70. Damn, it was good. Yeah, at least I did it, you know?
Starting point is 01:27:38 Yeah, right. Exactly. Well, there are people who, like, become millionaires, and then they make music and it's not good. They're like, I want to make a song. Like Eddie Murphy. yeah party all the time
Starting point is 01:27:50 party all the time yeah that was taken over you couldn't I heard that a lot yeah anyway party all the time my girl wants to party all that time
Starting point is 01:28:02 everybody knows party all the time yeah it's catchy I get any verppy yes so what's what can everybody find you guys
Starting point is 01:28:15 so on Instagram were SNL on Instagram Yes SNL like Saturday Night Live Yeah You stole it Paid an Arab guy
Starting point is 01:28:26 10,000 bucks For the username Yeah it's really Yeah The funniest part is that Whoever worked at SNL Didn't think to get it And buy it
Starting point is 01:28:36 Because SNL's Instagram is NBCSNL Yeah But we just grabbed SNL But wigger on Twitter MDE dot TV You search my name on YouTube, Sam Hyde. That's the Sam Hyde show. And then scuffed realtor, my buddy Nick does,
Starting point is 01:28:52 if you're into real estate or like blue collar type stuff, the best real estate stream is scuffed realtor. That's what to look up if you're into that kind of thing. Yep. What about you guys? Where can I find you guys? You want to shout out your Twitter Instagram. Hodge Twins.
Starting point is 01:29:10 Hodge Twins. Yeah. Somebody actually had our Instagram, Hodge Twins and I couldn't get it. Yeah, some asshole actually got it. What do you on Instagram? We were official arch twins, but finally we got it. We got Hartman.
Starting point is 01:29:22 But if you go to HartsTwins.com, that's not me. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So Andrew Yang, huh? Andrew Yang? What was it? Frank Yang.
Starting point is 01:29:31 Frank Yang. Yeah. Frank Yang. And you lost touch with him? Yeah. Yeah. I still, I love his work. I think he's the best.
Starting point is 01:29:38 I just didn't keep up with him. Mm. Because he was doing like bodybuilder type content, and I was doing comedy stuff. And there was like, you know. People was calling me at the gym say, some dude, Frank Yang is here to see. I was like, oh, I fuck, tell him I die. Because I saw that shit he was doing.
Starting point is 01:29:54 Yeah, man. I was like, I didn't know what to expect. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, I'm not broke anymore. I'm now making money. I'm living life. I'm living life. I'm living here to get killed.
Starting point is 01:30:02 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Shout out to Ziz. Yeah. Is it Ziz or Ziz? People pronounce it both ways. But that's the guy who they find him in a hot tub.
Starting point is 01:30:13 He died in the steam room. Yeah. Joe how do you pronounce that ziz zz zz zee's yeah like one of the first uh people that's the that's the arab australian that's the spirit to capture z y z z z look him up and try to embody that spirit and never let him die yeah he was uh the very first uh influential and guy in fitness yeah yeah he was huge yeah sick cunt yeah yeah yeah He was like, Yeah, what was that?
Starting point is 01:30:47 I'm a sick cunt. Yeah, man. That's what Australians call each other. He call each other cunt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, go to Australia, get some good eggs. Yeah. That's Chris's joke.
Starting point is 01:30:57 Get some good eggs. Good ex. He's a sick cunt. Real sick cunt. Australia's up and socks dick, mate. Australia's hot. Oh, yeah, to dance. Wow, how old was he when he died?
Starting point is 01:31:14 He died young, man. Early 20s, I think. He was like too... But I think he died young because he could never age. And it's important that people remember him just like this. It's a sitcom right there. Yeah, man. A little sitcom.
Starting point is 01:31:38 Yeah, didn't he come with the term Myron? Yeah. Miron, my gains. He's the founder of like modern bodybuilding and like aesthetics and everything. Right, right, right. Like there was, you know, you go back, you have golden age, you have Arnold Schwartz and all this stuff. This is like the modern, like, internet. He's the beginning, he's the...
Starting point is 01:31:57 He started all of that. Genesis of that, yeah. Then we came up and said, I'm making all kinds of games. Hell yeah. Yeah, you guys, man. Hell yeah, man. Yeah. They actually got us in the Urban Dictionary.
Starting point is 01:32:07 No, you guys are, you guys are lesions, man. Yeah, well, we need to get back to shape, man. You know how hard it is going to be to get back in the sake? Not to glaze you too much, but, I mean, you can't, I can't even imagine the amount of young men who, started learning about fitness because you guys, you know. Yeah, we totally fucked them up. That's why freedom of speech is
Starting point is 01:32:28 double-edged sword. I remember going to fitness expos and people like come to meet you and they would start crying. I was like, man, I'm not having a loser anymore. No, what else do you think those guys would have ended up doing? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:40 Fucking nothing, bro. Yeah. Yeah. I remember my guy came up to me. He says, Why are you whispering, bitch? I want to set the move. You got to make it real smooth.
Starting point is 01:32:50 Right. And, uh, I think. I think, I think, I mean, keep. Melo vibes right now. You're talking on the Hodgefronts podcast. Brought you by better health.com. Sign up code. Hodge, Hyde.
Starting point is 01:33:02 You're going to talk. You ain't going to kill yourself after they is. You're going to get blacked up, black face. Walk around the mall. You'll get blacked. You're going to fuck it. You're going to go black somebody else, a black face on them.
Starting point is 01:33:14 It's all what you're going to do afterbetterhealth.com. Oh, man. It's crazy. Um, you, you, you can play a black guy better than I can. I go in and out of it. Like, sometimes I'll try to do the voice and it's not hitting. And then sometimes I'll do it. I'm like, damn, who am I listening to?
Starting point is 01:33:33 That sounds like actual. Black guy, yeah. It sounds like an African-American. Sounds like a real one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Doodoo Orson, I am from. My name is Dudu Osun. I, if I'm sick and I have, like, extra mucus, I can do it.
Starting point is 01:33:47 Yeah. You know, the African? Why do this? Why you come to? You come to me and you say, it is not good. The gays, they are gay. These are men who are loving men. They are gay.
Starting point is 01:34:05 Sorry. Okay. No, that was good, man. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. What did you tell you emulate that guy that said, why are you gay?
Starting point is 01:34:14 Yeah. Yeah. What are you gay? They pulled it all pretty good to me. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, back to my story. We met a guy.
Starting point is 01:34:21 and he said I stopped him from killing himself. Oh, yeah. Was that in Australia? Yeah. I say, dude, you was pretty fucking pathetic if I say if you're like it. Yeah, but he, yeah. What do you do? He actually found a...
Starting point is 01:34:36 You don't have role models. What do you do if you want to look up to you? Yeah. Yeah. And Keith used to have this saying. He used to say, what was that? Your heart's going to say... It's going to make your...
Starting point is 01:34:47 It was pre-worked. I said, don't take too much of your heart is going to explode in your fucking chest. Yeah, and I saw a guy. He told that the Keith. Yeah. He came up to us. He was so nervous. He was so happy to say he was in Australia.
Starting point is 01:34:59 You could see his pulse in his neck. Oh, yeah, I remember that. And I said, you need to calm down. And I put my hand on his heart. I said, your heart is going to explode in your fucking chest. He starts fucking just crying. Yeah. Because I used to say that shit a lot in the field.
Starting point is 01:35:14 Yeah. Yeah. That's cool. Like your fans, like, y'all know when y'all meet fans. Y'all know what people come to you. You like, man. We have people who, um, you know, they'll say something in earnest
Starting point is 01:35:23 and it's, uh, it makes it worthwhile, yeah. Yeah. Like, I never, um, really realized, like, the impact you have on people, which will work. Until you go out and do shows and stuff. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:35 Makes you feel like, man, damn. Makes you feel good. Make your balls get tight. Yeah. Your balls get, what? It gives you chills. Like your balls get tight. It sucks your balls up into your neck.
Starting point is 01:35:45 You feel them, feel them balls right in your jugular. I got my balls up here right now. choked up thinking about the impact of society I got my damn balls in my chin my balls in the roof of my mouth hey do you get any
Starting point is 01:36:03 pushback when you like emulate black folks not really no not yet I don't think so I don't think no man well black people do it all the time they do the white man's boy in Atlanta remember that all
Starting point is 01:36:18 we had we've had black people that are like not even face Like we do shows in the south, it's like all black staff. There'll be some people in Chicago. Chicago and Detroit, those are the blacks that don't like us. But down south, like the black staff, they, some of them dig the show. It's not, yeah, that's what you're saying. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:37 In the cities, it's in cities where they're like, you know, Chicago and Detroit, we had some. We was in Boston and it was a black staff, and the whole bitch is just fucking. Boston is. Yeah. No matter what. You don't want to go to Boston. Yeah. I think Joe is doing as some black kid in the back in the cafeteria,
Starting point is 01:37:00 had his little boombox, had a radio, had his song playing. Fuck Donald Trump. I was like, you're here tonight. You got a job. Conservatives for Publinks are huge tippers. You take care of them. You're going to make a lot of money. You come here and you play that disrespecting.
Starting point is 01:37:20 Everybody came to perform. It's your club. and you dissing because you have a... It's like the stupid you find in some of these urban, big metropolitan cities is like brain dead. Some cities are cooked. I mean, when we went to Chicago in particular, I swear you could feel the 5G.
Starting point is 01:37:38 Yeah. Like there was an air. There was a dangerous atmosphere. It wasn't a vibe. It was like an actual brain thing. Like I felt it in my head. And people, we got as soon as we, like, about 20 minutes,
Starting point is 01:37:51 maybe 15 minutes on this street in like a nicer area. We had a lady drive by in an Accura MDX with kids in her car and she was screaming fuck white people fuck you crack.
Starting point is 01:38:04 Do you remember what she said? Yeah she's like kill white people. Kill white people. That is crazy. And then another guy, another guy he was doing a street scam thing. He was like, I can I get some money
Starting point is 01:38:14 from my dad son? I got some money from my dad's son? He pulls out his cash shoppers, Venmo. And he takes, takes Chris's time. So I go up to see, to get Chris away from him, and he starts, like, fake clutching.
Starting point is 01:38:26 Like, he's got a gun. Like, you want a problem, motherfucker? This happened in, like, a three-minute period. So, yeah, Chicago's, they're doing some experiments on people in Chicago. It's not good. Yeah, yeah. Who does, you know who lives in Chicago?
Starting point is 01:38:43 Nick Fuentes. Does he live in Chicago? I said, why the hell do you live in Chicago? Well, he had, I mean, he had that person come to his door. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why he's still there. He's got all his family's there. You'd be bit off in Rhode Island, mother. Yeah. Nick's, well, he's coming out to do fish tank. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, cool. Maybe he'll, maybe he'll stay in Rhode Island or something. Should put him in a card jihitsu, too.
Starting point is 01:39:10 Yeah. Put him in it with a black chick. for it is in the car that's gonna be your most viewed episodes that mnick choking some fat black lady and dick for with that beating the shit out of it oh my god oh man this has been great yeah thank you guys very nice to meet you man yeah thank you thank you so much for everything nice to meet you bro it's awesome sweet thank you nice to meet you man thank you guys hodge twins twins pod check them out over on Twitter, Hodge twins official. Check them on YouTube too, guys. Subscribe. Hit that bell, y'all.
Starting point is 01:39:59 Yeah, our guest was Sam High, by the only. Yeah. Hell yeah. Bang. Peace. Thank you for watching.

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