Hodgetwins Podcast - "President Trump" Is Out For REVENGE! 😂 | Twins Pod - Episode 60 - Jason Scoop

Episode Date: April 11, 2025

Jason Scoop is a comedian and impressionist expert who has been going viral for his hysterical President Trump impersonation. Confronting woke celebrities like Robert De Niro, Alec Baldwin & Whoopi Goldberg, "President Trump" gets in their faces in the middle of the street. Jason is a pure talent and he even sounds more like Trump than Trump himself 😂.Join this channel to get access to perks:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX8lCshQmMN0dUc0JmQYDdg/joinGet your Twins merch and have a chance to win our Cherry Red Jeep Rubicon & 10K in cash - https://officialhodgetwins.com/Get Optimal Human, your all in one daily nutritional supplement - https://optimalhuman.com/Want to be a guest on the Twins Pod? Contact us at [e-mail] Free Twins Pod Content - https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1_iNb2RYwHUisypEjkrbZ3nFoBK8k60COFollow Twins Pod Everywhere -X - https://twitter.com/TheTwinsPodInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/thetwinspod/Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/twinspodTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@twinspodYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX8lCshQmMN0dUc0JmQYDdgRumble - https://rumble.com/c/TwinsPodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/79BWPxHPWnijyl4lf8vWVu?si=03960b3a8b6b4f74Apple -  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/twins-pod/id173123281003:22 - Jasmine Crocket10:18 - Elon Musk13:17 - Robert De Niro15:57 - JD Vance17:47 - Where’s Kamala Harris Now24:20 - Alec Baldwin29:26 - How Does "President Trump" Feel Cheating Death?33:19 - Elon's Baby Mamas36:40 - Whoopi Goldberg38:44 - Epstein41:38 - Trump Gaza?44:45 - F, Marry, Kill48:41 - It Was Jason Scoop The Whole Time?!58:50 - Does His Impressions Ever Trigger Liberals?1:05:18 - Has "Trump" Met Trump?1:11:21 - Jason Has Been Crafting Comedy For Years

We got President Trump in the house. Wow, look at that. The Hodge Twins, you guys are a hot commodity right now, right? Two African-American twins, right? Look at you guys. You guys are handsome guys, right? Straight out of central casting, right? Look at that.

They call it light-skinned, right? Light-skin. Congratulations, I'll become the president again. Thank you. Did you have any doubt that you were going to win the election? You know, it was tough. You look at lawsuits, indictments, trials, people coming out saying, 50 years ago, he came too close to my shoulder.

He's a sick big book. Jasmine Crocker, what you think about that lady? Well, you look at Jasmine, the cooling of the ghetto. Congresswoman. I got a couple thoughts on Jasmine. So, Elon Musk, are you a pretty good friends now? He's good. I love the autism.

It helps. It helps make you smarter. Yeah. I have the coolness. Uh-huh. But he's got the brain, right? The big, beautiful brain. Nobody knows trees.

What a wind. Yeah. I have a great respect for wind. Wow. Okay. I have a big, beautiful brain. Why a black bitch is so stupid? I don't think that's my authority that I can tell you.

All their men like me. You look at Kodak, 50 in terms of scent. Lil Wayne? Little wheezy, right? Little wheezy. The Carter. Kanye. Do we love...

Yeah, I've got his shoes on. There we go. Look at that shoe. He gave me a shoe, right? We're bringing back our economy. They said, thank you. Thank you. you mr president right and i said you're so welcome yeah fuck i forgot how to start like always you

dumb hey y'all the hardy r he came out with the hardy r that's gonna get you in trouble they like the hardy are all right we got president trumping out yeah wow look at that the hodge twins you guys are a hot right now, right? Oh, thank you, Mr. President. To African-American twins, right? Yeah. And look, everybody knows I do great with the blacks, right? You do great with the blacks.

I created all the jobs, all the jobs. These two jobs right here. Yeah. African-American jobs, I created. And so it's so good to be with you. Oh, thank you. I've been waiting for this a long time. Meet you in person.

Have you on the podcast? Yeah, it's good. This is good. You're saving the country. We're doing a lot. lot. We're helping the people. We're going to finish that wall. We're doing a lot, right? And in your community, we're bringing home the fathers, right? We're bringing home the fathers. We're cleaning it up. Cleaning it up. You look at the grades, not good at school, but we're going to fix it.

Yeah, yeah. But grades suck. Yeah, you look at it. We need it to be like little Theo on the Cosby show, right? We need that to, minus the rape, minus the rape. That's not good. But it's okay. Pull the pants up, right? We need them to pull the pants up. I agree. How does Air Force One flat out here? Was it bumpy? Look, my plane does not shake. Yeah.

Other planes shake. Yeah. Air Force One never shakes. Yeah. Okay, believe me. Hey, what do you think about, that's a lot of news around Jasmine Crockett? What do you think about that lady?

Well, you look at Jasmine. They're calling her the ghetto Congresswoman. The ghetto Congresswoman. Now, I have to admit, I got a couple thoughts on Jasmine. Very disrespectful. You heard she was talking about the wheelchair-bound governor of Texas. It's a very nasty comment, right?

Very nasty. But on the other hand, I look at Jasmine and I say, you know, the kids, they say wood, right? They call it wood. You look at a woman and they say, yeah, would. And I would say a little locker room talk for Jasmine. That I could tell you. There's something about Jasmine that I'd say. find a little appealing in a sexual nature that i could tell you

because we in these hot ass texas streets honey um y'all know we got governor high wheels down there come on now mad's honey so um so yes yes yes yes because we that's crazy very nasty comment but you know i a little while ago i discovered a website called wet P-H-A-T-S oranges and when I see her

I think of that and it just opens the door in my mind of thought but the comments are disgraceful they're very disgraceful I don't like those comments yeah now if she had a real close relationship

with that governor there was like bosom buddies and then joked about stuff like this all the time I could see it came from a good place but nah she despises that governor yeah very nasty very nasty too to go after a person who is in a wheelchair. I love wheelchair people.

Yeah. Okay, nobody has caring for wheelchair people like your favorite president, don't care? Wheelchair people mentally reach. I love them too. Everybody with the sickness, you're welcome. You're welcome to the White House by your favorite president. I love all deformities, missing arms, missing legs.

I have great respect. Great respect. Believe me. Yeah, congratulations on becoming the president again. Thank you. Did you have any doubt that you were going to win the election? You know, it was tough. You look at lawsuits, indictments, trials, people coming out saying, oh, 50 years ago, he came too close to my shoulder.

He's a sick people. They're nasty people, and they're not good people. But the whole time I knew it. I knew it went, right? And you guys, look at you guys. You guys are handsome guys, right? Straight out of Central casting, right? Look at that.

They call it light skin, right? Light skin. Right. I know there's a little beef in the community between the dark-skinned or of an Eddie Murphy and the light-skinned, right? But that's good. I like it all. I like it all. Hey, people gave you a lot of pushback for that comment you being in a bus.

You said, you said, just grabbing by the pussy. What do you mean by that when you was? Well, look, it's locker room duck, right? Locker room, right? You guys have been in locker room, right? The blacks are athletic. Yeah. Lack-a-roop talk with Billy Bush, right?

Little Billy. But look, I'd have to say these days the pussies are grabbing me. Right? Yeah. I'm back in Hollywood. The rappers love me again. It's good. There's a lot of twerking.

It's good. Yeah, right. Hey, that one lady, she was on CNN, and she claims that you're a doctor in a fit room. You actually had forced to have sex in a fit room in the middle of the day in a department store. Did she rape that crazy bitch? I have to tell you. I have to tell you. I mean, look at her face.

She looks like a burn victim. Yeah, she looks crazy. She goes on Anderson Cooper. That's another one. They almost look like brother and sister in a way. Sort of interesting, right? She goes on Anderson Cooper. She says, rape is hot.

And she used to love The Apprentice. You look at her Facebook 20 years ago. Oh, I'm watching The Apprentice tonight. How do you go from he raped me to? Ooh, I got to find out if he's going to fire Gary Busey tonight, right? Yeah. I think there's some holes in that story. That I can tell you.

Yeah. Very convenient when you run for president. Oh, 40 years ago, 50 minutes ago, it's very interesting, right? You too, now you're famous people, right? The ladies like you, right? You two don't have problem with the women. I can tell. I can tell.

I don't want to get anybody in trouble. But I can tell. And you're in Vegas, too. That's a town. There's a lot of ladies walking around. You look at the waitresses, right? Yeah, yeah. Although I noticed some hotels have hotter waitresses than others, right?

Right, right. But that's okay. We don't need to get into which, you know. But look, that's the good thing you did for the waitresses, you know, the tips. No tax on tips. No tax on tips. No tax on tips. Over time, yeah. We're bringing back our economy. And they said it. They thanked me. I was at one of the hotels before. They said, thank you. Thank you, Mr. President. Right.

And I said, yeah. You're so welcome. I'm sorry, I've got a cold, man. Are you okay? You're okay? Kevin, right? I'm still getting over COVID. That COVID's racist against blacks. It really was.

Very nasty. Hey, um, why do you think the Democrats pushed back on that bill to, uh, you know, they said, no, we need to tax tips. We need to tax overtime. We need to tax Social Security. What sense does that make? Well, it goes back to what I said before.

They're sick people. Mm-hmm. They don't love our country. And they're elitist, right? They're elitist. I'm not elitist. I have a lot of gold, a lot of money. I've married a lot of hot models, but I'm still, I'm one of you. I'm one of you hanging along with the people.

The Democrats, I think they just hate people. Yeah. I think they hate people. I love people. I love everybody. I love everybody. Yeah, yeah. So true. It's why the people love you.

That's right. Yeah. What do you think about these men going in women's restaurants? You know, I think it's a horror. You hear the stories. People are... A lot of it, they're pretending... You know, they're pretending to be trans.

It's really just a freak. A guy who never left his mom's basement, and he goes, oh, this is a way to check out little girls in the bathroom. Once again, it's common sense, right? They say I'm taking 80, 20 issues, right? 80%. I think it's 95-5. Yeah.

Because I haven't met anybody out. there and I do a lot of, I talk to, I can't panning. And I've never met somebody who was like, oh, yeah, please, sir, take my daughter in there, please escort her. These are, these are sick people. They're sick people. So, Elon Musk, are you a pretty good friends now? He's good.

I love the autism. It helps. It helps make you smarter. I have the coolness. He can't, he doesn't have anything on me there. Right. But he's got the brain, right? The big, beautiful brain.

Your favorite president, almost cough. I had a biting moment there for a time. He's got the brain. But he's good. He's good with rockets. He's good with space. He's good with... And a lot of wasted fraud, right?

Yeah. He actually caught a rocket. Did you see that, Mr. President? I saw him. He caught a rocket. He caught a rocket. He sent the damn thing to Mars or something, and he came back, and he caught the damn thing.

Wow. That's why he's got a big, beautiful brain, because I could never catch a rocket. I wouldn't want you two wouldn't want to catch a rocket. No, no, no, no, no. No, no. That comes... I don't think I could shoot a rocket. It circles back to the autism factor.

Yeah. A normal person wouldn't catch a rocket, but he's got that autistic superpower. Yeah. And I have great respect for it. Believe me. Yeah. Do you think that's why he did that? Well, I have to tell you, optically, not the best moment, right? Even me, I was sitting backstage.

I was like, what the fuck is he doing? But look, he has the autism. He could blame it on the tism. I can't blame it on the Dism. I can't blame it. I blame rock a roop talk, things like that. You know, cool guy stuff. Convience.

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used to love them and praise them well at your shows how fake they are

right they're all about environment right and I do great with nobody

knows trees what a wind I have a great respect for wind okay in currents

you look at the currents uh okay I know the earth, okay? They claim to be pro-earth. But now they say, okay, let's burn up the car dealership of electric.

And I say, wow, you'd think they'd be blowing up gas-powered cars, but these are sick. They're not too bright. They're not like your favorite president. I have a big, beautiful brain. Very long brain like my tie. You two also, big beautiful brain. And, you know, these are sick people. Very sick.

I like they find me very entertaining, right? Hey, I heard you dated a black woman before. She was mixed back in the late 90s, yeah. She was a very sexy, very sexy woman. But now I'm moving up to the dark skin in terms of crockett. You look at Crocket. There's something about Crockett. I think about her sometimes at certain moments.

But yeah, I dated a woman who she was like your color, maybe five shades lighter. I'm a shade expert I'm a shade expert The shade room, right? Black people, the shade room Yeah But yeah, we good You're good

Yeah, it's good Do you and a, what's the actor's name? Bowler No, not Baldwin, the other guy Oh, Robert De Niro Robert De Niro Robert De Niro Robert De Niro

I told him out Yeah, did y'all used to be friends When you were liberal or What happened there? Well, we show each other at parties, a wedding and whatnot, cocktails in New York, and Los Angeles when I was the toast of the town. We got along.

You know, he likes the sisters. Oh, yeah? He likes your women. He's got quite a few ex-wives, Laquisha, Letitia. And that's okay, right? That's a wonderful thing. Look, it's a wonderful thing. But he's got to the dark side literally now.

And he hates me. And I called him out at his premiere for his show, not doing so well, not doing it. so hot. You look at the ratings. Nobody watched. Nobody watched. Nobody watched Robert's show. And I called him out. And you notice, when he doesn't have a script in his hand, he doesn't know what to say. Because I'm like, you're a loser.

You suck. And he was just like, hey, I don't know. Where am I? He had his handlers, you know, his handle. Big guys like you. So, Robert, go in there, go in there and watch your movie. There it is. Look at that clip. You're such a loser about the election. It's not your fault. You were born with a low-eyed. you. It's not your fault, Bobby. Believe me. Bobby, your favorite president won. Kamala lost. She lost so strongly. You were wrong. You're a loser. You're a total loser. This show sucks. You're going to get low ratings, Bobby. You're going to get low ratings. Look at that,

from raging bold to raging nobody. Such a disgrace. You're such a disgrace, Bobby. It's a horror. It's an absolute horror. Kamala is getting drunk somewhere. It's true. It's true. Unbelievable. Look at this guy. That guy's calling your favorite president of version. Can you believe it? Look at that crowd. It's such a horror. It's such a disgrace if you look at it. We're going to wait for one big, okay? Look at that. Come here.

There we go. There we go. My hair was a little windy that day. That I can tell you. That I can tell you. I can tell you. Well, look, it's sort of true what I told him. It's not his fault he was born with a low IQ. He can't help that. He can't help that. We need to pray for Bobby.

Yeah, he had a movie come out. It's like doing really bad. Really bad. I didn't even look at the name out of it. I saw it on TikTok. I have the facts and figures. My people just updated me. They invested 45 million.

It made back three. Three million. That's a big loss. That's a big loss. Hey, you're doing a great job with the egg prices. They're falling. Yeah. That's right.

We're negotiating with turkey. We're doing deals. We're going to get them down. We're already getting them down if you look at it. Barron came running home the other day. Dad, the price of it. All the kids at NYU, they're saying eggs. That's what the kids are in to is eggs.

Yeah. He says, dad, the kids are all saying, your father has very strongly lowered the price of eggs. And I said, that's right, son. I gave him a little one of these, right? Yeah. There you go, kiddo. And we're doing a lot. We're going to lower the price of everything.

Okay, everything. Yeah. I loved it when you threw Zelensky out the White House. Oh, I said, get the hell out of here. Very disrespectful. And he didn't thank me. He didn't thank me. And J.D., he called him out, and you look at the memes with J.D.

He's doing great with the memes right now. Yeah, he's doing really good with the memes. Incredible in terms of meme. But yeah, he kicked him out, Zelensky. I said, we're not giving you any more money, okay? You give us some money. Okay? Well, after the minerals now, you look at those minerals.

those big, beautiful minerals. We're going to get those minerals, believe me. There he is. Look at that meme, right? Look at that meme. You know, they used to say there's no such thing as bad publicity. There's no such thing as bad meme.

Why are you doing that to JD, Mr. President? You know, I don't know, but I say, it's better to be memed than to be forgotten, right? Mike Pence was forgotten. Right, right. Nobody was meming Pence, because nobody cared. Nobody cared about Pence. Judas, I call it Mike Judas,

pets. Yeah, everybody forgot about Kamala when she was vice president. Oh, she's gone somewhere. She's at the bar. She's at the bar. And I'm not talking about law degree bar. I'm talking about the two for one before four ladies in free bar. Hey, you think there's a lot of croup? Everybody says she opened her legs to get to the top.

Yeah. Well, if you look at the numbers, right? Yeah. There was, uh, what was his name? This is, uh, Montel. Yeah. Montel. Well, it was Willie Brown, yeah. And look, I don't even hate, I didn't even hate you do what it takes.

Right, right. That's not the part of her that I hate. The part of her that I hate was that she was trying to lead our country and she has an IQ of 50. Right. Yeah. If anything, it's impressive that such a dumb person got so far. Right. You understand what I'm saying, right?

Yeah. You know. You know. Yeah. Do you think she's black? Well, I made a little statement, which I, think actually really helped me win, if you want to be real, because a lot of people were like in your community, the African American community, they said, look at her. She doesn't look like us.

She doesn't sound like us, right? Right. I've never heard her go, mm-hmm. Right? No, my whole life, I know black women, they go, mm-hmm. Now, I've never heard Kamala ever once say, mm-hmm. I mean, even like whiteish black women, like the one who married Prince Harry, I've even heard her go, mm-hmm, once.

Right. Once in 2002, there's footage of it. But, you know, but yeah, she lied about it. And, you know, look at Candace Owen, she did a deep dive. Yeah. She put a picture with a dark-skinned black woman

in her book and said, this is my paternal grandmother. Well, it turns out that woman was just grabbed from a 7-Eleven. Come here. fake news Kamala's not black and she also stopped saying she was black

after Candace did that deep dive she stopped saying it I think that was actually a slave how do you define DEI look at me I look good diversity equity inclusion okay yeah

go ahead is that what your definition that is that is give me a definition then would you give me a definition sir I'm asking you a question you have to define it define it for me

a lot of black in Chicago. Vice President Kamala Harris is only on the ticket because she is a black woman. Well, I can say, no, I think it's maybe a little bit different.

So, I've known her a long time indirectly. So true. And she was always of Indian heritage and she was only promoting Indian heritage. I didn't know she was black.

Until a number of years ago when she happened to turn black and now she wants to be known as black. So I don't know, is she Indian or is she black? She is perfect. I respect either one. I respect either one, but she obviously doesn't because she was Indian all the way.

Exactly. Now, let me ask you to. Would you have any test, like a black test? Uh-huh. If you were trying to assess if somebody was African-American, is there anything you would do? I would look at them culturally. Culturally. Ancestry.

Like, I got my ancestry done through Ancestry.com. I'm like 54% African. Okay. European, Scottish, Ireland. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

But I don't think she has the helps of... She's not black and she's not culturally black. Right. Yeah. It's another Warren in terms of Pocahontas, right? Elizabeth Warren. Yeah, yeah. Her mom said she had high cheekbones.

She said, one, two billionth Indian, right? I think she's more Indian than Kamala's black, if you want to know everything. Right. But, yeah, it's a shame to lie about that, right? I know that's evil. Yeah, it's evil. Just to get votes from a demographic people, it's just evil. Black women, 96% ran to the polls.

Hookline and sick, and they fell for it. What? Mr. President, can I ask you a sense of question? Sure. Why a black bitch is so stupid? I think you guys might have to take that one. I don't think that's my authority. That I could tell you.

That I could tell you. Yeah. They're so disappointed, Mr. President. I was disappointed. I go out of my way and try to help these people. and it is shit on me, man. All their men like me, you look at the, you look at Kodak? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You look at all the people, 50 in terms of scent. Yeah, all the people. Yeah. I didn't understand. Lil Wayne? Little Weezy, right? Little Weezy.

The Carter, right? Codier. Codier. Do we love, yeah, I've got his shoes on. There we go. Look at that, look at that shoe. He gave me a shoe, right? It's a big, beautiful shoe.

Hey, uh, Target Woods, you see, dating one of your exes? Not my ex, my son's ex. Oh, junior. Yeah, junior's ex. Okay, okay. So you and junior don't run trades. What are you talking about?

Oh, are you insinuating something, Keith? Come on, come on, Keith, you're going to get me in trouble. You're going to get me in trouble? It's a double entendre. Look, uh, look, the dating. Now is he? He's another one mixed, right? call it mixed. Asian,

black. He's a hybrid. I think they call it Blazian. Yeah, Blazian. And I wonder which do you think overpower? Which one do you think is stronger within Tiger? I think it's the Asian because he's way too smart. People.

Once again, I don't want to comment. I know what a comment. Yeah. Look at everything he's dated. But he's an athlete. But he's a strong, he's a very good Athlete. Awesome athlete. Very great. One of the best.

That's a great taste of women, too. Great taste of women. It's true. It's true. He knows like a room talk. Believe me. He knows like a rib talk. That I can tell you.

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Hey, fellas, women love Jeeps. This is crazy. And the reason why we do this, because y'all sport us. So we're going to sport you. You know, we're going to sport you. good guys. Even if we are black. We like to give back. Y'all support us so we give back to y'all. Who else doing this? Ain't nobody doing that. But y'all are paying my bills. I ain't going to lie. Y'all want me on food stamps off like all the rest of them nits? I'm working for my money.

Go to fish your horse twigs. Anything you buy on our site, get you automatically. And it to win. All that giveaways. No purchase necessary. All right for him for him. Yeah. Hey, why was Alec Baldwin coming for you so hard? Well, I think I triggered him. Yeah. I think he was very triggered because I mentioned the woman that he viciously murdered. And that's what got him. You notice at first, if you watch the tape, he was trying to ignore.

Yeah, yeah. He didn't want to engage. And then I said, she's looking down from heaven. And that's when he turns his head. And I said, oh, I got him. And then at one point, I'll be honest, I said, is he going to hit me? Is he going to hit me? Yeah, that's where you broke character, right?

Maybe for a millisecond. You can call it a millisecond. You can call it anything you want. But, yeah. It's your favorite president. Look, Alec, I will offer you a total pardon. Because I want to be friends, right? I want to be friends.

I will give you a total pardon for murdering that woman. If you kiss the ring, kiss the ring, Alex. Kiss the big, beautiful ring. Come on, Alec. Come on. Look at Alec Baldwin, right? He did that impersonation to me. It was not.

too hot, not too good. But look, we're back in office. You lost. Kamala lost. He's somewhere getting intoxicated. Look at that suitcase. Unbelievable. Well, Alec, if you don't want that pardon for murdering that woman in cold blood,

you can call it first degree, you can call it whatever you want, but it was not good. Looking down on me right now, smiling. That's where he turns, is it. This is where it goes really south in terms of Alex's brain. And that's okay. Sure. No, you realize, but... Whoa.

Yeah, sure, sure. You got a camera on me? The ring, no, it's the rig. My kids live in this building, but I want to you know... We love the children. We're doing great deals for the children. Okay. This is where he threatens to kill me.

Okay. All right, Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin, ladies and gentlemen, the last act. Believe me. Believe me. Believe me. Okay. I said, I got the money shot. I'm a citizen of this guy. I was born and

raised in New York City. I love you, Alec. Alec, you don't want to attack your favorite president, Alex. I love you. I love you, Alex. He's got more balls than De Niro. That I can tell you. De Niro ran away. Alec confronted. That's good. He's strong, but also he's weak because he murdered a woman. So that's okay, right? Look at this guy. Look at this suitcase. Unbelievable. And then we didn't capture the next part on film. his wife came after me.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. My camera guy and I, we turned the block, and we were like, holy shit, we got the best video ever. And then I just hear like a chihuahua behind me, and I turn around. I'm like, is that the woman who pretended she couldn't pronounce cucumber? You remember this, his wife pretended to be Hispanic, white girl, rich, grew up in Boston, private school.

How you say? So she grabs for my phone, and I just take away. because and I'm very disappointed in my camera I said film this film this he was talk about pussy grab him by the he was a pussy but that would have bar his yeah that would have yeah well we put him on temporary timeout right yeah but yeah and but it was a great video right we're here with the hodge twins right it's good fantastic yeah Alec is a very angry guy yeah he's got demons right they call them demons. It's very sad.

Oh, look at this. You know, we're going to see how it feels to have it be out there. It's going to be great. You're a winner. Oh, my God. When I'm talking, you're not talking. No, when I'm talking, you're not talking. Oh, boy.

This is why, yes, we'll have to, like, just cut him out of the show. This is crazy. That's great. I mean, I think this is a really raw show. And it's very real. We took a lot of chances. And, you know, I think that it's, we'll see where it leads us. We'll see what it feels like to have the out there,

and then we'll see, you know, if people like it. That's a night. That's crazy. Very disrespectful. Yeah. To the father of her children. You know, I just think they need counseling. Yeah.

I think they need help. I think perhaps, I don't know, I have Pam Bondi look into the murder, you know? Yeah, yeah. That's all I could say. What more could you say? I trust Pam. I think she's going to do a thorough job. He's a good woman. Yeah, she's a good woman. That I could tell you.

Would you bang it? Ooh, I knew that was coming. I saw that question from around the corner. Just like his wife chased me around the corner. She knew, eh, we're going to keep the locker room talk in the locker room today, okay? Maybe you could read my mind. Can you too read my mind? I think you can read my mind. What was it that day you almost got assassinated, you know, your secret service? You had a bunch of fat girls watching over you.

Did that even dawdling you at the time? It's like, man, I got a bunch of fat bitches protecting my life. You know, that's a tough one. That's a tough one. Well, I will say this. I will say this. That one chick in front, literally directly in front, was about four feet tall. Yeah.

And I said, who the hell put her there, right? We made some folks. Somebody got fired that day. But you'll notice after that, everybody around me is guys like you. Yeah. Yeah. We got rid of that problem. And I could tell you. Once you get shot in the face, you're like, wait a minute. Hang at it. We need to change something. That girl works at Wendy's now. DEI, right? Yeah.

When you was, before you got elected, I saw when you was on a campaign trail, you were doing a lot of things to assimilate with hardworking people. So you know, McDonald's working. And that was amazing. It was one of the happiest days of my life. Yeah. I have a great respect for McDonald's. I love the food.

And I always wanted to do it, right? I said, I want to get back there. You know, it's sort of like make a wish, right? Those kids, they want to hang out with a baseball player for a day. I always wanted to make those fries. And I got to do it, and I got to serve the people. Yeah. And I think it was very popular.

The people loved it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was terrific. Yeah, I liked you when you got in the garbage truck. You almost missed, you almost fell. That was good. Yeah, well, I had a little trouble there getting in that truck, right? But I have very strong legs.

But look, I kind of wanted to keep going. I said, I want to do Wendy's next and then Burger King. Right. And then KS. I almost thought of giving up politics altogether. Yeah. And I said, maybe I have two purposes in life. Maybe God made me to say,

the world and also work fast food. But I ultimately was advised by my people and we all came to a conclusion that we're going to keep running for president. But there was a moment there where I said, there's just something about that shh. And they say, can we have three ketchup? And I say, I'll give you four. And I think there's a magic there that really can't even be explained in words. Right, right. You fired her, right?

Yeah, oh, that bitch. That's right. She's now working at a 7-Eleven in Albuquerque, New Mexico. There I am. Look at that. Look at that. Beautiful picture. Oh, look at that.

Like Braveheart, right? Yeah. Do we love Mel Gibson? We love Mel. Braveheart. Although he had paint on his face. That's real blood. Yes.

I think it may be a little tougher than Mel. That speech you gave that night after you got in the garbage truck, man, that was one of the best speeches ever heard. That was great. I came out in the... It was in Green Bay, right, Wisconsin? I'm not sure, but you loved the Puerto Ricans. I remember that. Oh, I love the Puerto Ricans. And they love to catch paper towels, right? Yeah.

I saw a woman there was an interview. She was Puerto Rican. They said, do you support Trump? She said, no. They said, why? She said, because he threw paper towels at us. I said, this is a Kamala level of intellect. I was helping people. I love paper towels personally. I'd be honored if you guys threw a paper. I'd catch it.

I'd throw it back, right? We'd make a game. I saw you shooting them. Yeah. Boom. That was an iconic moment, right? That's up there with what I gave. Little Kevin directions in Home Alone, too.

Yeah, yeah. They spent a lot of time with Elon most kid, huh? I've seen y'all running across to the helicopter. Little X, right? It's another brainiac, future brainiac. He's no baron, but he's good. Hey, he's got a lot of baby mamas. He's a true African-American.

He really is, right? He really is. I got three. He's got, what, five? I think he's got more than that. He's got born there. Oh, six, seven, eight? Fifteen, fourteen kids?

Yes, I mean. That's incredible. Talk about locker room talk. Does he ever leave the locker room? Elon, boy. He's fucking, he's fucking, he's fucking, believe me. He's fucking very strongly. He's got that autism dick.

14 kids. 14 kids, oh, okay. He's got that autism cock, right? But he's got what, um, what is it? Asperger's? Yeah, Ashburg. Yeah. I always thought it was spelled ASS burgers, but there's like if they snuck a P and an H.

I said, who comes up with these words, have the spelling of these words. Yeah. Very rigged words. Words are so rigged. I'm like a darn to laugh. I just made myself laugh with that one. So how's things, you know, being back in the White House,

it's got to be surreal right now. Because when you went out, I mean, shit was ugly. January 6th, got impeached like 50 times. They banned me from Venmo. That's crazy. It was that bad. PayPal. LinkedIn.

They said, we can't. I had no interest in Link. I'm the president. They said he can't join LinkedIn. And now I'm back. It all goes to show if you believe in yourself, you could do literally anything. Yeah, it does. They said that's probably the greatest American political comeback of all the time.

I got shot in the ear. Yeah. And I remember at the time, I said, I'm going to do better with black voters. because I got shot and they said wow he's saying black people like and I said you don't need to be black to know getting shot is cool yeah everybody knows that right white black everybody knows getting shot and you fist that's cool yeah that's cool yeah you don't think it's a coincidence you get in charge with 34 felonies and your black voter count goes up well you know I'm no detective but I let you too yeah fill in the

blanks there yeah and you're good at filling it blanks there and you're good at filling it blanks You two are very smart. You're very smart. It definitely resonated with the blast. After the jar, every rapper came out. They were tripping over themselves to get to me. Yeah, yeah. And then I got shot.

That was what? That's crazy. Yeah. So, because of those fat bitches were doing a job. That's true. It's so true. The fat bitches, it's true. I don't know what else to say.

Well, as soon as you see that, like those two women, you know there's got to be a woman in charge. Yeah. She couldn't answer a simple, single question. Connected dots. At the end. Fat women? I bet you there's a woman in charge. You used to be good friends with Whoopi Goldberg, right?

Back in the day, we got along. We were co-stars in movies in the 90s, and then she went off the deep end. I confronted her, too, if you went up the tape. Oh, yeah? You didn't see this case? Yeah. Whoop's up.

Yeah. I might have. Rolling in her grave right now. You have destroyed her legacy. It's your favorite president. Why do you hate me so much? I gave all the African-American jobs. I loved you in the 90s, Whoopi.

I loved rat race. I loved ghost. I still love you deep down somewhere, but you need to come around. We used to be pals on the show. We would all hang out. We laughed. Barbara Walters is rolling in her grave right now.

You have destroyed her legacy. This show is horrible. I need at least one trans woman on the show. Once again, whoopi. I bring up somebody looking down and they snap. I gave all these African American jobs here. Tough guy.

We got a tough guy. We got another Baldwin over here. I triggered her. I triggered her too. I don't know what she was going for. She was like, no, I want to shake your hand. I want to shake your hand. And things got a little, and then they should.

It's got a little. And then they screamed the security. They said, don't touch her. Couldn't hear that on camera. People were like, why did you run back? I said, because I'm being set up now by Whoopi. If she touches me, she'll say he touched me and now we have a problem. We don't need problems. But yeah, Whoopi, that's, you know, I got to get Joy next. And then that other one, the black, what is it, the Puerto Rican black girl? Sani Haas, nobody knows the name. They just know she looks, she looks like almost like a Star Wars character. Jar Jar Binks looking bitch We gotta get them all right Like Pokemon

We gotta get them all All the women of the view And Kimmel Jimmy Kimmel He's on my hit list so to speak Yeah Jimmy Kimmel Yeah you gotta get Jimmy Kim We gotta fly to L.A. to find him, right?

How do you find these people? They're on Epstein's list There's a magical list Yeah Like Narnia What do you think of that whole Who's the Cause

Epstein had a picture of Bill Clinton wearing a blue dress, red heels. It had to be some kind of symbolic gesture. Some story behind that. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they flew together a lot. Yeah. Yeah. They, Clinton and Epstein

are at Clinton, Clinton and Epstein's plane are like my plane and McDonald's. They've seen each other a lot. And yeah, clearly, and I don't think the files are never coming. I'm going to be honest. They're never coming out. Because I'm going to be real.

The people who, I'm a good guy, but everybody else is bad. And they're too powerful. I don't want another kid on a roof. Right. Okay. Let's be real. Let's be real. Right, right.

That shit ain't coming out. No. I like an honest politician. It's a very popular island. Very popular island. So what are the plans you got for the administration for our country in the next couple years? Well, we're going to make America great again. Right.

Right? Yeah. We're going to finish that wall. Yeah. We're going to get rid of all the Mexicans. We're going to do mass deportation. Our economy is going to be on fire. It's like a rocket ship like Elon.

You look at Bitcoin. We're going to use Bitcoin to... solve the deficit. Yeah. It's like magic. You know, 30 trillion. Oh, we have this thing called Bitcoin. Uh-huh.

So you replace the 30 trillion with the Bitcoin. Problem solved. We owe no more money. Doge, tomato, tomato. What does it mean? Yeah. But it's crypto and it's magic and we're looking at it very strongly. We're going to use it.

Yeah. And we're going to fix our country. Yeah. And we're going to bring back the American dream. White picket fence, everything, the 50s, it's going to be great. Yeah. Except you guys will have rights this time, right? Not like the 50s.

The 50s, you guys had to sit at the back of Chuckie Cheese. I think I heard something about a bus. Yeah, that was crazy. I don't remember that. I was too busy doing deals. I always like sitting like when I went to school, I always like to go to the back of the bus. The cool kid sat at the back of the bus. I was at the back of the bus shooting spitballs at the nerds in front.

It's funny how things change like that Everybody The back of the bus The kids were tripping over themselves To get to the back of the bus That's where the locker room took place That I can tell you That I could tell you

Hey what do you think about that Why don't you post that video about Gaza You could turn it to an oasis Oh Gaza yeah It's going to be total theme park We're going to have six flags Disney Film production

Netflix is going to open a thing Yeah Yeah, it's going to be water park. What are you going to do with the Palestinians? We're just going to pick them up like, you know those games at the arcade? Yeah. Where you go, who you pick up and you move? We're going to do that.

It's going to be very humane. It's going to be fun. And they're going to be thankful. Yeah. You know, they say thank you. Look at the. Oh, that was a great AI, right? Elon helped me out with that.

Only an autistic mind could do this. A couple always sneak in, right, these days? Even AI has DEI. Look at those ARAF children. They're so happy. They're so happy. You're Netanyahu is a fat fuck, right? He put on a couple of people.

bounds that I could tell you. Halal, right? Yeah. So when you're going to drop off to Palestine is like Alabama or so. We're going to put him, you know, somewhere, Egypt or something, you know, Dubai, right? One of those countries where they cover up the women. I'm fucking exhausted.

You know, it's like if we drop U.S. guys off at Compton. You're going to be like, Oh, what's up, my brother? You know, they all know it. The Muslims, they know each other, right? I'm never going to Compton. That's two places I'm never going, Africa and Compton. I got chased out of Watts. Ooh, Watts.

I was doing a white man's business. I was a proud investigator, and I didn't last too long in that neck of the woods. Fun fact about Compton, George W. Bush was born in Compton. You could Google that. That's an actual fact. Must have been white

jokes, then. It was. So what people did live in until the blacks moved in. I think they called it reverse gentrification. The Bush has got the hell out. Shiniqua moved in. That I could tell you. I have great respect for Shiniqua. The Bush is there.

Yeah, not so much, right? Yeah, that's so much. There you go, sir. Wikipedia, right? That is crazy. Well, a lot of white people used to live in Detroit. Yeah. Yeah, it's just, um,

Things were safer back then. Wow, George Bush was born in Compton. Literally. That's the juice. That's crazy. That is nuts. That is crazy. Did not know that, Mr. President.

Fun fact, right? Yeah. If you ever end up on Jeopardy. Yeah. There you go. Million dollar question. I might ask you a stupid question. Fucking Mary or Kill.

Putin, Z. or Netanyahu. Okay. So fuck Mary Kill. Putin, Chi, Netanyahu's Jew. Typically, you don't go wrong, marrying a Jew. You marry up. Now, that could also count for Asian. But Jew beats Asian by a hair.

Okay? So we marry the Jew. So now we're down to Putin. Oh, this is easy. Or, gee. Okay, I'm going to fuck Putin. Because very masculine. Yeah.

And I think... You can be very masculine. Yeah. So if I'm dominating him, then I'm even more masculine. So I fuck Putin. Yeah. And then we got to kill Chi. My process of elimination.

And I have great respect for Chi. Yeah. But he's got to go. But in the rules of the game, I married the Jew. Yeah. I fucked the Russian. Yeah. Because you don't want to marry a Russia.

That's another. They're scary people. I grew up in New York. If you've ever been to like Brighton Beach, County Island. Yeah. They're scary people. They're tough people. They're strong people.

but they're scary. They grew up in snow with bears. Do you know that? I didn't know that. Here in America we have, we go to school, preschool. They have bears in Russia.

Instead of preschool, they just give the kids to bears. So, yeah, I don't want to mess with that. And then we just kill Chi. In Asian, you punch an Asian, they don't do anything because they study. That's what they do. And I have great respect.

Great respect. Our kids need to study like the Asians. Yeah. But we have to kill Chi. There you go. That's a great response, Mr. President. Oh, thank you. Very direct, very concise.

Real quick, you was quick too. Goes back to big beautiful brain, right? Genetics. All came from Fred Trump's balls. Fred Trump's very powerful dick and balls. It created me, right? Yeah, yeah. Along with we can't forget the eggs in terms of Mary, my mother.

Yeah. And very powerful sperm and egg. Very powerful. And then look at me. I mean, Barron, he's going to be next. You know he's next. How tall is Barron? Six, nine? He's about nine feet tall. Most of it is brain. Yeah, that's good.

Barron's brain actually goes down his neck and ends in his, around his navel. So Barron has a much larger than average brain. Not quite autistic, though. Yeah, yeah. Because that would be a problem. He's cool Right He needs to be

You can't beat my kid And that be cool We can't have that So yeah He's a very smart kid He's a winner He's gonna be president One day

Hopefully I'll still be around Yeah Yeah I want to have I want to be one of those guys I'm a great great Great great great great Great

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If it was African seamos, I wouldn't trust it. But it's Irish seamos. So you know it comes from the good old white people. Go to fishawkswitz.com and get you some damn good seamos. Yeah. All right, Jason, you can take a break down. I'm fucking exhausted. I've been taking the way.

Oh, my goodness. I got hair under there. Yeah. Yeah, it gets hotter than that thing, huh? A little bit. Yeah. Hey, so, have you always been doing impersonations? Yeah, since like third grade.

Wow, this feels weird to just be my, to just switch like that. Yes, since third grade. Yeah. Literally does I need a little transit. I need, I got to breathe. Hi, guys. My name's Jason. Right.

Nice to meet you, Hodg Twins. Yeah, since I was like a kid. Yeah, I started with George W. Bush. Third grade, I was the presidential election. Yeah. Hunting down the evil durs. Al-Qaeda. Wow. Okay. Yeah.

My brother Jebadaa ran against that guy. Trump, she just said something about low energy. Jeb was suicidal for a couple months after that. We had to get him to a facility in Malibu. But he's good now. Evil Durs. So that was the first one, and then, you know, different ones would pop up. Yeah.

Actually, when the apprentice started, I started doing a Trump in seventh grade. I remember Ms. Galeno, social studies teacher. She was like, oh, before I start class, do a little Trump. I was like, you're fired, Gary Busey. And then she's like, all right, let's teach. Yeah, so, you know. Yeah. And I do, you know, I do comedians too.

I do Cat Williams. Oh, good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are here with the motherfucking hodge twins. I go from Trump to cat. You know, Ham, I can do a whole bunch of people. Bill Burr. Now, it's like I used to be funny, all right? You know, but then I sold out, you know.

I got a black wife. All right. That's probably a problem. It's black boy. Could be. Could be. You know, I do a whole bunch. I do a Sebastian Manuscal.

Have you heard about this? These guys, the Hodge twins? They're black Republicans. What about this? He's very physical. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so, Chris Rock, hit the Hise twins. Black Republicans.

Light skin. It's just too much jussie. right? Smolye. There you go. Damn, man, Chappelle. Well, you know, just a whole Mishma-Mash, thanks, thanks, yeah. Trump is definitely Trump with you on the map.

He put me on the map and it's the most lucrative. I mean, people love that man. Yeah. They love him and they hate his guts. Yeah, people either hate him or love him. There is absolutely no in between. But I think these days, little by little, more and more people are loving them.

Yeah. Yeah. This last election was, man, I was worried. And, you know, that last election, I went to sleep, I was like, Trump's got this and I woke up, but what the fuck happened? He got, got all these votes. So that night I didn't want to go to sleep. But, man, he made so much ground in all the blue states.

He won every swing state. It was like amazing what he did. You notice he really, this time around, he really stayed on message. Yeah, yeah. He just repeated, I did this. They're doing that. The numbers like me under me were this. The numbers under them are that.

They're doing this. And he pounded it over and over and over and over and over again. And, you know. And people saw that. And then the backdrop of that is you're raided. You're indicted. Right. 300 years in jail, 91 counts.

Yeah. We're suing you for doing fraudulent business deals that weren't fraudulent. Nobody was defrauded. And now you're going to pay. You have to pay, what was it? What the, like, $400 trillion, give it to us in cash. And then the idiots, they're like,

see, he's not rich. He doesn't have 400 trillion in cash. It's like, yeah, money's tied up in things, investments, it's like, hello. And then, but he did have the cash. Right, right. Yeah. And then he gets shot in the face.

Yeah, yeah. And I think that was probably the biggest turning point. I think even for him personally, I feel like after that he changed a little bit. Yeah, he did. Just a little bit. I don't know what exactly it was. I think he changed for the better, though.

Oh, 100%. He definitely changed. 100%. Because he was really bombastic. Yeah. I feel like after that he felt like he was on a mission. Right. You know what I mean?

Like some sort of like sacred mission. I think, I don't know how religious Trump is or whatever. But I feel like after that he definitely believes that, you know, there was some divine intervention. 100%. I believe he believes that. I wouldn't even say that. It can't be luck. Somebody actually.

100%. There's no way. Yeah. Just ask them. Well, if you look at it, right? That exact second, there's no way. That exact second. That's crazy.

I know. Not only that, but all the events that lined up perfectly, like da-da-da-da-da. They spotted him. He's on the roof. That forced him to trigger early. He would have had more time to set up. He's on the roof. They're scrambling.

I got to go now. Trump turns his head. I'm talking like, come on. His constituency saved him, not the Secret Service. Yeah. Yeah. They had a big big hand. Could you imagine it being Trump's shoes these last four years and walk the walk that he's had to walk the shit he's been through? It's like insane and this guy's like almost 80. Yeah. No, I can't imagine it. It's unbelievable. I can't imagine it. Dude, it was in Vegas. He came out here. It was like 180 degrees outside. Yeah. I'm sitting down right. My phone shut off because it's so hot. I'm like Trump's on says this dude's going to kill everybody. He wouldn't stop talking. He wouldn't stop talking. He's got the fucking suit on and everything. He did a meet and greet before he went on stage. I got to meet him. And then he comes out of. And then he comes out of. He's going to tell him. And then he comes out. He's. He doesn't. He's a guy. He doesn't. He doesn't. He's on stage and I was like, man. Hour and a half, two hours. Yeah, and

it was 120 degrees. Yeah, it's incredible. It's, um, he, he's a, he has a talent. He's like uniquely made to be president of the United States. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like, nobody's got, I'm 33 years old. I get tired after whatever and I see him

keep going and, you know, and then all this, all the stuff, all the, they had made him sit, he's running for president. They made him sit in a cold courtroom every day on trial. The guy, the judge's daughter was a Democrat activist. I mean, the whole, it was just so transparent. And I feel like

that's why he won every swing state and the Bible vote because enough people were like... Yeah, this is nuts. You know? They charge him 34 felonings for how he, based on his accounting practices, that the IRS or nobody has any problem with. Yeah, just insane. Past the statute of limitations. Right. Misdemeanor that they

scotch taped and duct taped with a broken stapler to make it a... I mean, it's just crazy. And not to mention, Judge came back, hey, you don't have to come to a conclusion. Y'all don't have to agree what law he broke. Yeah. You just got to be, you just got say he's guilty. I was like, man, it's crazy. Yeah, it's nuts. I got a theory on

because people want Trump to go after you know, Biden and the Clintons or whoever. And I, part of me worries if they're prosecuted if that's not going to help them just like it helped him. Yeah. You know, part of me wonders that, but hey, I don't know. Right, yeah. But then again, if they

committed a real crime, then maybe that's something else because he created no crimes. You can look at Trump's case. Like, these are not real crimes they're persecuting them. So if they actually find a crime that they commit, it's like, wow, yeah, this is legitimate. Yeah. You know, it's crazy. Crazy times we live in.

Yeah. The most vetted man, most men, most men, I would say, would afford it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, it's crazy to think about, just to think about it. And he never, you never saw him buckling. Yeah. You never saw him. Yeah, I know.

It's like he's like Superman or some shit. I remember for his case, he said, man, Mother Teresa KBD charges. Yeah. He's still joking and stuff. He had a quote about those charges. You ever hear a quote that like hits you in the, you're like, holy crap, this is the best quote I ever heard. They said, do you ever worry? They're like, you know, you're powerful. You were president, but you're facing like 300 years in prison.

And he said, he goes, I don't think about it. He goes, because when you think about things, you tend to choke. Right. He goes, I just look at it like life is life. And that last sentence, life is life. I think he just, he just, he's like a shark. He just keeps swimming. Yeah.

Yeah, you just got to flow with life and be limber. Yeah. A lot of times when you overthink, you make, you make the problem worse in your own mind when you overthink it. 100%. Just goes to show you, they didn't sentence him for one day. Yeah, unconditional discharge. Yeah. It's just that the whole thing was bullshit.

And I was at every indictment. Outside the courthouse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was at the first one. I was at the... The only one I missed was Georgia. Oh, okay. But yeah, I was outside the courthouse.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Those were great videos. With blacks for Trump. And I'm like, we're here with blacks for Trump. And I was fucking with the media. Right, right. One woman was like, I'm going live right now.

I'm like, your favorite president's going live, sweetie. We're both going live. And then I just went down media row and I messed up. with all. Yeah, and then I called out Caitlin Collins at the Miami indictment. This was right after he's like, you're such a nasty person. So I'm like, there she is. This is like three days later. Such a nasty woman.

People love that. Yeah. What's these people like when you met him in person? So I didn't meet Caitlin Collins. She was just in the distance, but she was kind of like, she's kind of giggling, you know? I feel like everyone's playing a role. These media people, they're playing a role. They want to pay, exactly. You know, they're playing a role.

I think they wanted Trump back. I mean, Jim Acosta, he was a star. Now he's not even, he lost his job on CNN. Now he's like nowhere, you know? That's what I think, man. I'll be listening to these people on MSNBC and CNN. I was like, man, do they really believe this? Or they're just being paid to do this and it's just a job for them?

Yeah. Either way, it's pretty evil, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's like crazy, man. No integrity. Yeah, zero. Literally. Yeah, the view is like the worst show.

And then you, I guess somebody takes some CNN and MSMSA says, man, this stuff defies all logic. Yeah. You know? Hey, your reaction, when you're doing these impersonations in public, I would think,

do liberals get pissed off by him or do you think it's funny? Because you're like, you impersonate him so well, like even the mannerisms. How you're saying? Everything. So, we're here at Santa Cod,

New York City. Let's go. Come on, camera. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of hot girls in that line. Yeah.

Same thing on St. Patty's Day. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, look at these two. Yeah, they wouldn't fall under the really hot girls category. They're coming up. Look at this guy. Gen Z haircut, look at you.

Unbelievable. Lord and order. We need Lord and order. Law and order. Hello, Merry Christmas. Happy Kwanza. Hanukkah, the Muslim holidays. That too.

Look at this. I love the African-American. Hello, sweet. I love you. I love you. She's your biggest good. Little dance. Something to get a cameo.

I love him. I love him. My mom doesn't stop studying me his TikTok. Yeah, we go. I don't know. Look at this guy. Ah, come here. I love this guy.

You get a chickie. We do the dance? Absolutely. Absolutely. Johnny Jay. 2024, man. 2024. What do we say?

We're going to win, and tell them to get a trump video this, Chris. this Christmas. Tell me got a Trump video. We're gonna win Vegas. We're gonna win large. Thank you, Donald. I love you. Thank you, thank you, Donald. Thank you. That's crazy. That, that's a longer version of that clip. But anyways, yeah, um, see people, liberals used to maybe think I was making fun of them too. So they'd be like, so I, I, weirdly had both sides on my, right. Yeah. People who love them were like, oh yeah, they got it. And then people who hate them, they're like, oh, he's making fun of them. Right, right. Yeah. But, uh, but it kind of, it kind of, if you're just, it kind of, if you're,

evolved over time. Like I noticed the hate kind of started to slowly disappear around August of 23. It was when he got his mugshot. After that kind of everything kind of. Oh, really? Yeah. You know what I mean? But yeah, but now that he's back again. No, the hatred is I think less people hate him. Yeah. But those less people are like the fucking No. It's like it's like psychotic on a level that has, it was worse than the first time. Wow, man. It's like, I'm trying to look it from that point of view like people on the left. I know ideal, based on ideology, we're not going to agree on everything. But how can you disagree with it? Anything he's doing right now, it just makes common sense.

Yeah, it's cognitive dissonance. They're brainwashing themselves. They're gaslighting themselves. Right, yeah. It's like, I remember I live in New York City, congestion pricing. He signed an executive order to do. get rid of congestion pricing. There was a little huddle of protesters in Washington Square Park and I saw this sign saying, congestion pricing works. And I'm like, you're rooting for your own oppression. Like, this is crazy. I saw a guy on, I forget where it's up, but they're going to start charging a dollar to walk down the street. If you walk past a certain camera,

you've got to pay a dollar. I was like, this is crazy. This is all liberal policies. Progressive. That's just Democrats and, yeah. They keep voting for it. But somehow the illegal people, they don't have to pay the dollar. It's the craziest it ever. I don't know how New York didn't go more Republican because it's like once they started dumping 100,000 people a week. Yeah. And I saw neighborhoods transform overnight. My friend is a wealthy guy in a nice building.

His neighborhood became like Guatemala. You know what I'm saying? Like Guatemala is just crazy. And I did a couple of videos. You don't have to dig through everything, but I did a couple videos just walking through the migrants and everything. Yeah, I had a whole bunch of. I try to, you know, keep it creative, keep it, you know, interesting. And that's why I came up, as soon as he won, De Niro popped into my home.

Are you a Martian from out of you talk like that? Are you okay? This guy, he thinks he's a comedian. It's a total love fest. Oh, good. I think you're a nasty guy. I think you're a nasty guy, but look, I don't need that threat. I think, I think, I hurt your feelings.

You're very emotional. Very emotional. I'm a sensitive sort of a guy. We have a very emotional person here. You can call it hysterics. You can call it whatever you want. I'm neurotic hysterical. I'm a senile, and I have dementia.

How's that? Well, you don't seem okay. You don't seem okay. You know what, dementia is Crooked Joe Bud. That's a great one. I love your voice, man. Once again, he thinks he's a comedian. He thinks he's Jimmy Fallon,

but nobody's tuning in. That I can tell you. I want to talk to the alien. Hey, alien. Look at that alien. Come here, alien. Come here, alien. I'm the only one giving you attention.

He's here. 100%. That's right. We love Christ. That's right. If you seek in with all your heart, you will find me. He saved my ear. I got shot in the ear.

I got saved by God. Oh, we're going to be born again. Come here, sweetie. I love the Asians, okay? I love the Asians. I don't even know. Some of these people, they think they're fun and they don't realize how quick, quick-witted comedian is.

Yeah. Yeah. You made him feel this small. He walked away. Because for everything he said, you had to come back. Yeah. He had to actually think on his feet. And he said, but I can't compete with this guy.

Yeah. And I got him. One thing I'll say is, as you were saying that, that I almost kind of forgot. So I started, like, posting videos and stuff in 21. That was, like, right after, you know, he, Biden got in. And I've had people come up to me. I actually have videos of people coming up to me.

saying I hated him. I was a lib, hardcore. Your videos made me like him. And I'm like, holy crap. You kidding. I swear to God. I'll show you. I have. I believe it. I could give one of the videos to your producer. And these are like young, like a Hispanic kid. You know what I'm saying? And so that makes me feel really good. You humanized them. Yeah. Humanized him in a way. Because, you know, the whole world sees him a little differently now. But back in 21, you know, he was seen as such like a really hard. Like, I think his humanity has come out a little bit more now. But yeah, I brought, yeah, human. Yeah, that's exactly what other people, the word other people have used.

I think that's a good. Have you met Trump yet, or? I met him, okay, I met him in, this is actually a kind of a crazy story. Yeah, okay. I met him, not, well, I shook his hand at Mar-a-Lago, but I met him in 2015, and I had actually, like, I spent a good little amount of time with him, like about five minutes. Oh, where you got to spend, like, five minutes before? Yeah.

And the story of how is. Totally insane. So you remember when he came down the escalator and announced he was running, everybody thought it was a joke. I, to myself, that day, I just thought, I'm like the guy who just got roasted on Comedy Central. Like what? So, you know, I'm doing comedy around New York City and stuff. So I'm just drinking with my comedian friends. And I thought just literally kind of as a joke, I said, what if I got a Trump 2016 tattoo?

And my friend goes, dude, if you get that shit, I'll pay for it. So once again, a bunch of drinks, June 2015, the day he came down the escalator, I get this Trump 2016 tattoo. Oh, wow. And everybody's like, oh, that's hysterical, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then, you know, a week or two goes by and I'm watching him, a month goes by, and I'm like, oh, this guy. Now I'm like a legit supporter. I'm like, this guy's awesome. So now I'm a supporter.

I have the tattoo. And everybody's like, tweet him, tweet him. See if he retweets it. So I tweeted him. He didn't see it. And I was like, I don't know. But then he announces he's doing a book signing at Trump Tower. This was the week he hosted Saturday Night Live back, you know, then.

So the mainstream was still like embracing him in a way. And he did his book signing, and I showed up. It was my turn. I'm like, Mr. President, I know you're not a fan of tattoos because I remember he said that years ago watching Conan O'Brien late night. So I said, I know you're not a fan of tattoos, but, sir, I want to make America great again so badly, Mr. Trump, that I got this tattoo. And he just gets up and he's like, I love this kid. He goes, he gets it. He gets it.

So he's signing my book, and he realizes, he's like, now, this is too good. So he's like, come here. So he gets up, and all the cameras were there. CNN, MSNBC, Fox, everything, world japan. And he's like, he's like, he had the book in his hand. He's holding his book. He was promoting Crippled America. And he was pointing at my arm.

And he's like, look at this kid. He gets it. I got a win for this kid. I'm going to win. I can't let this kid down. That's a big deal. That's a tattoo. That's permanent.

So I was around him for like, yeah, like, you know, They were taking pictures of us. Then he shakes my hand, goes and sits down. I go to walk off and I bump into Mark Halpern from MSNBC. And he's like, oh, so you said you're a comedian. You want to do some jokes? I do some impressions. And he goes, do you do Trump?

And I'm like, yeah. And at the time, it wasn't even as good as nowhere near as good as it is now. So I do a little Trump. And he goes, would you be willing to do that in front of him? And I'm like, sure. So he brings me back to Trump. And then I do it. And they had one camera on me, one camera on Trump.

And they edited it together. They played it on TV that night. I still have the footage. Wow. I could give it to your producer. But yeah. So, you know, I was actually, like, there was a good two, three, four, five minutes where I was just around him back in 2015. And all just because I was silly.

I had a couple drinks. I just thought it was almost like divine. Yeah, divine innovation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because look where I am now. And, you know, and, yeah. So I had dinner at Mar-a-Lago a couple weeks ago. A member there invited me after the Baldwin video.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Baldwin video got me to Mar-Lago. again. And but I didn't, Trump just came and had dinner. And this guy is a good friend of Trump's, but Trump after dinner, he walked off. And plus, like, I didn't have the wig on. So I'm, everybody, when I have the suit on people, like, oh my God, can I get a picture? If I take the suit off, I still get recognized, but it's by less people. So, so, you know. And then people are like, oh, were you upset? I'm like, he's the president of the United States. Right. If he's doing something, I'll meet him eventually, you know, because I just believe, you know, it goes back

to him believing he would win, I believe I'll meet him. I'm just, you know, positivity. It fucking works. Yeah, yeah. It'll happen. We finally met him at that rally. Yeah, at that rally. A friend hooked me up.

That's so cool. Yeah, I finally got to meet him. Yeah. And I've met people and you, within one man you can tell when people are fake. Yeah. He's a very genuine person. Yeah. Just a real good person.

Yeah, yeah. You could just tell. Yeah. You can just tell him. And he's funny. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, I always.

It's so funny. Look at these guys. Yeah. You work out, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Like, I always am weary of people who aren't funny. People who are just like serious. Like, oh, hi. Yeah. It's nice to meet you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What are you doing later? Like, what? Yeah. It's freaky. You know, yeah, he's funny. He's self-aware. Yeah, he's the man. He's the man. I'm luck. I remember his first term. Every day of his first term, I said to myself, I'm like, I'm thankful for this because this is so, such a unique time. And I just, not only the policies, but just the entertainment factor. I found him so. entertaining and I still do to this day. That's another thing. I actually refer to him as the greatest entertainer to ever live.

Some people say Michael Jackson, the Beatles, Elvis Presley. I honestly think he's number one because you think about it. Michael Jackson had seven albums. The Beatles had this. He, every freaking day to this day for like a decade

now delivers in terms of... Right, yeah. Like it hasn't gotten stale. We did shows in Canada, Australia, Everybody's talking about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. Everybody. Yeah, the world, man, the world.

He's a hero to anybody who has common sense around the world. Yeah. He's actually the biggest star of all time, I think. 100%. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, even when that lady accidentally hit him in the face with the mic, his reaction was like gold. Yeah, it was perfect.

Yeah. He didn't flip out because people who hate him. They're like, he would flip out. It's like, no, he understands the moment. And he also is better at reading the crowd than anybody else. Like, he just knows what people. one. I don't know how he does it. It's some sort of Star Wars shit. Yeah, I know.

He's on a whole other level when it comes to that. I remember a reporter asked him a stupid question. What is a stupid question? But I've seen a lot of you ask a lot of stupid questions. Yeah, no, it's just endless entertainment and and and I

because I also do stand up and in my act, I almost predict that I said if they shoot him, I said he'll survive and he'll do a press conference that night, bragging about how he got shot. Now granted he didn't do a press conference that night, but he did get shot and he did survive. Right.

And that goes back to what I think is his main superpower is, I think it's his positivity. I think he's like psychotically positive. Right. Like he is like, no matter what, things are going to work out and they're going to work out good, really good. And I think it starts up here and then it becomes reality. Yeah, just go to show you how powerful your mindset is. No matter what's going on your world, if you've got a positive mindset, things will work out eventually.

100% yeah yeah um you're like really great at impersonations you won a competition in 2016 i did yes i did the dana carvey show um and yeah i won i won 10 000 bucks i was like 22 that 10 grand was gone in like a week yeah yeah i always do so yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the crowd appreciated what i did and gave me that vote felt very nice thank you uh dana and a vet what do i think That's a little deal. Oh, yeah. I could have been a number of things. They'd seem to like Trump.

That's super current. So maybe it was Trump. Let's close, frankly, all right. We're going to build a wall, really, right? It's going to be a big deal. And frankly, that shit hates Trump now, that. Yeah.

And then when I picked it out, I was like, oh, okay, I don't know how this is going to go. But it was Eddie Murphy. And I was just real happy with how that came out. Yeah. That's, that, that, oh, right. Being on stage with Dina and a vet, that was incredible. You know, growing up. up Dana, you know, he was the man, you know, me being an impressionist and watching SNL,

an event, you know, I've loved her on NBC for years now, and the dynamics of it were crazy. Like, we were doing the bowl challenge. Ah, everybody in Roos. Yeah, that chick next to me was Melissa Villas and yours. She got Saturday Night Live right after this. Really? Yeah, so I'm like, all right, I won the 10 grand. She got SNL.

What was that bullshit all about? DEI? Yeah, DEI. She's a sweet. She's sweet. you know but no but could you imagine like an impersonator somebody does trump well on Saturday Night Live every weekend yeah yeah no it's like a no brain the guy now is is really good but Baldwin for four years was it wasn't an impression it was like an attack right right right

kind of like my Biden like right yeah when I did Biden I just that was definitely like an attack but it was accurate it's weird it's like right right Trump when Baldwin did Trump it wasn't accurate but it was an attack my Biden is accurate. I'm true to his in nature, but it was also like an attack

like fuck this guy. Yeah. That's why I think a lot of comedies, you know, went off the rails, especially with Saturday life,

it's like, now it's just you push in a political narrative but how they are an agenda. You're not there to be funny. Yeah. I think that's why

podcasts like this and other podcasts, that's why all this blew up because people were sick of the, whatever you want to call it,

mainstream, TV, NBC, whatever, Netflix, has just wasn't providing the quality. You have a lot of talent. Thank you.

Why do you think she got it over you at S&L? And why you're not on mainstream doing comedy? You don't have, like, I've known a lot of, like, you see comedians on TV and they're funny, but then you meet people like you. Yeah, I mean, it's just one step at a time. Like, things are going well now and everything. And, yeah, and just, I don't know. There's so many factors.

You know what I mean? Like, they, that year they saw me in a showcase. Yeah. And what's crazy is, so I guess she had a legit audition. They gave me a showcase, which was like the pre-audition. And it was in front of a random audience who didn't know that they were watching and like a pre-audition. And they were all from the college right next door. And, you know, that was right around the time everything was getting super sensitive.

Oh, yeah. And so my jokes that I was working on were, hitting every place else. But in that group, my first one, I had a joke of a former terrorist turned motivational speaker.

So I'm like, my name is Muhammad, Aksidad. I used to do this, but I turned my life around. And now I forgot what the punchline was. I was like, I used to blow up,

I used to want to blow up myself. Now I'm up into blowing up your self-esteem. Yeah. And like the accent. Yeah, I see, normal people loved it. But then those kids were like,

and then, and so I was just like down. So the audience is full of woke people. Yeah, the audience is full of woke people. But, Yeah, but, you know, you know, just things happen. Who knows what will happen next week, next month?

I don't know. I'm happy. Just got to stay positive. Yeah, exactly. Things are going well. Yeah, I'm here with the Hodge twins. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

These guys. Got to be doing something right, right? I realize I never did the dance. This has been great. How can people find you? You can find me at Jason Scoop on Instagram, at Jason Scoop Comedy on YouTube. My YouTube's starting to sizzle a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Jason Scoop Comedy on TikTok and at Jason Scoop on X. And yeah, also things coming up, I have, I'm starting to do this little, my own little podcast, a little live stream every Friday. I just did the first one last Friday. Second one will be this Friday. And you could also find me on cameo. I do Trump, you know, wishing everybody a Merry Christmas, a happy birthday.

Mother's Day is coming up, Father's Day. Right. That's a great gift. Yeah, it's a great gift. And it also just makes me feel good to make other people feel. And it's crazy that the requests I'll get. Like, I want you as Trump to announce to our family that my wife is pregnant. Right.

I want you as Trump to ask my friend to be the godfather of my child. Oh, wow. The craziest one is family members who stop talking because of politics. A Trump supporter being like, maybe I'll get my brother or sister back through your comedy. So when I get something like that, it's like, holy crap, this is like, wow. It means something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I'm on cameo.com.

And also, yeah, putting together stand-up dates and putting together a little tour. Yeah, I did a bunch of stand-up last year, but I've just kind of, that's kind of fallen to the wayside because of other things. It's a lot of traveling. It's hard. I've done that. Yeah. Yeah. But I love it.

Especially when you're trying to maintain or start a podcast. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah, it's a whole lot of pots on the stove. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know, I'm enjoying myself. I'm having fun. You know, there's a part of art of the deal where he says, I don't like too much structure around me because then I can't be creative.

And I feel that. Any time of, like one time I got, shortly after that, I won that show, Wanda Sykes was doing a sketch comedy show. And I auditioned for it, and I got it. We only filmed a pilot But I'm in like an office I'm in a table with a bunch of other writers And you know I still did well

But I feel like that's not where I belong With other people When I'm at the helm And I'm sort of out there on the street And doing my thing Almost like a pirate ship Like I just take it wherever And you know like

I was like Tom Green growing up And I feel like he doesn't really get his due Like he was a pioneer And just going out on the street Film stuff yourself started a podcast. Like, I feel like he doesn't get the credit. Like, he was before Jackass was doing pranks on the parents and all that stuff,

and MTV. So, yeah, I kind of like that nature of just going out doing my thing. And then it just, I'm with the Hodge twins. I'm invited to Mar-a-Lago. I'm doing this. It's kind of, I kind of like that. Yeah, don't put yourself in a box. Exactly.

Yeah. Yeah. Hey, that's how we've been so successful. Yeah. I wanted to be on TV. I want to be Hollywood. I was like, no, I'm just going to do my own thing. Yeah.

Because people keep telling me, no, no, okay, okay. I just do my own thing. And I think that's way more beneficial when you own everything that you do anyway. And don't you want to like a part of you wants to spite those other people? Yeah. Like, I feel like Bill Burke came out there. You want to spite those other people, you know? It's like you want to say, fuck you, Hollywood, you know?

Right. I can't drop the Boston, the Boston, Hollywood. No. Yeah, you're like, fuck, you know. It's like my, that's another thing that, yeah. It's like, yeah, you didn't want me. You didn't want me. You didn't want me.

Well, watch this. And yeah, yeah, that's a good, yeah. That's a great way to motivate yourself. That's how we motivated each other. Yeah, absolutely. 18 years later, we're still doing it. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

Fuck those guys. Thanks, brother. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you guys for having me. This was a lot of fun. Thank you. Yeah.