Hodgetwins Podcast - So Called "Plus Sized Models" Have Dropped The Beauties Standards All the Way To The Floor!
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Hodge twins
Hortas
Yes
This is why all the fat girls
started attacking like hot chicks, right?
Yeah
And they try to make it cool to be fat
You know?
Because they were like, well, if everybody's fat
Yeah, I'm hot
Then I'm hot
Then finally I'm hot
And now OZempe came out
And all these bitches are talking about
Like getting all skinny and shit
Yeah
And I'm like, first of all, you look like a bobblehead now
Right
Yeah, I know
Do some weight training
And I'm not even shitting on OZempic
Because I think, like, look, I was somebody who had a crazy-ass eating disorder.
We talked about that last time.
If Ozepic had been around when I was struggling with my fat ass, I might have never dated a black guy.
So I would have taken it.
Right, right.
You know, I would have taken that shit.
What were you thinking?
You know, a lot of people ask this question.
And I'm going to go with, I was possessed.
Demons had entered my body and were actively destroying me.
from the inside.
I was a liberal there,
and I was fat.
I was like,
hey,
this is what you get.
Like I was a suckers
for fat white women.
Low self-esteem.
That's why I stopped,
I stopped dating them.
Because they were fat.
You know,
fucking bitches are crazy.
They like to fight like dudes.
Like the only,
I've dated all the types of women.
The only woman
that say,
put your hands up,
let's do this shit,
was a black woman.
Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, Leslie Jones.
I could fight?
I'm like,
yeah.
They really believe it.
Yeah,
they're not looking for soldiers
in a war, dude.
They're looking for a sweet, soft, something that doesn't look like it just walked out of the Black Lagoon.
Like, fucking put a weave on or something.
And you can't be ugly and fat, dude.
Too masculine, man.
You know, I could be fat.
I hadn't still had a nice face.
Yeah.
Get away with it.
Yeah.
Some people are like, oh, I can't believe you could get that fat.
I'm like, yeah, I can't for you either because it would never work.
Do you have pictures of those days?
Somewhere.
Somewhere.
I could find them.
Probably.
I could probably find one for you guys.
Yeah, yeah, I was a little chubster and I'm fucking chunking it out.
He's checking it out.
And it was mainly from your diet, you think?
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
And my thyroid.
I did get my thyroid fixed in like the last two years, which is healthy.
How did you fix your thyroid?
You just started taking thyroid medication.
Okay.
I had a very, and I knew I had low functioning thyroid for a long time, but, you know,
doctors are like, well, you're not, you don't want to kill yourself.
So, you know, you're, so, all these blood tests that they do, they're, they're, they're,
baseline is established by like 70-year-olds because that's there's people who they can control so
then when they look at your thing they're comparing you to a 70-year-old right so you're bet obviously
can be better than a 70-year-old and they're like there's something wrong with you and you're like okay
but my hands are cold my feet are cold I'm losing my hair keep gaining weight in this particular
pattern I've heard that from multiple women they said that thyroid was whack the hair was thinning yeah
and um I get cold I can't tolerate the cold like it's not just food and I'd be like am I going
fucking crazy because I would literally
measure my food. Now, was
I also a fat ass and binge on things?
Absolutely. What would you binge on?
Cake? Chocolate cake?
Yeah, and like chocolate cake. Yeah, I would binge
on chocolate, double chocolate.
Ben and Jerry's.
Yeah. Oh, Snickers can't
Reesis. I mean, and that's not
my fault, though. Reesis is not my fault.
Right. That's like cocaine.
Right. Reis is, yeah, yeah.
Reis just does something to just trip
some wire in your brain where you're pasta and pizza too man yeah but my thing was always sweet
sweet now i i would do the uh fetichini alfredo which is like yeah literally like you people
should study my diet for how to fat enough people because that's what it was it's like if you want
a fat like i would look at my macros now i go back and look at like what i used to eat and i'm like
literally 50% fat 50% carbs this is the diet of a fat this is no protein no pro i didn't
I didn't know anything about any of that.
Right, right.
I thought it was all like, you just gotta eat less calories.
And I had no idea, like, protein actually helps you do that.
Oh yeah.
Protein, that's the key to lose.
Yeah, so now I'm like a protein maniac, like,
Quinn makes fun of me because I'll be like,
I'd be like, I didn't get my protein.
And he'd be like, would you relax?
You don't need that much?
I'm like, do you want me to be fat again?
And he was like, here's your lean turkey.
Right, right, right.
But yeah, yeah, I didn't know a lot of this shit, you know.
Oh, here's one.
Here's one, I was like, nice and
This will be right up your alley.
Wait, hold on.
This is when I did a sketch where I played this.
Why is it not playing?
Sorry, guys.
I played this agent on a, like, I pretended to be a weather girl from a Latino weather girl.
Oh, really?
I did a sketch, and I was like, and my boobies say it's going to be 65 degrees.
But, you know, I was pretty corny.
Let me see.
I'll find it for you guys.
But I was a fucking...
Oh, here's one.
Here's a nice chunker.
They show this picture whenever they try to say I dated an Indian.
See, they don't even think it's fat.
They're like, you look just right.
I saw that.
He licked his legs.
You don't look bad right there.
It doesn't look bad.
I was 200, like, 17 pounds right there.
Well, how tall are you?
Five-nine.
Well, you can hide that pretty good.
I know.
Trust me.
Especially if it's in the right places.
He's like, it's in the right places.
You send me this on...
I thought she was going to be some big round bitch.
I thought you were like fucking jerk with a wig.
No, no, no.
You came until she's beat right there.
Yeah, you can't do.
I just, I hid it well.
My whole family hides it way well.
Yeah, you told.
This is the worst you were?
No, this is not the worst I was.
But this was pretty up there.
This is the picture they try to use when they say that I was,
because you saw that because I was from behind the scenes of a web series.
and the actor was Indian.
So they're like,
and she dated one of us.
He really broke your heart, didn't he?
That's why you're such a cold bitch.
I'm like, man, I was a cold bitch before that.
Let me see if I could find these.
You look bad right there.
See?
I was expecting a lot worse.
We got to have a white guy in here so they can.
Well, you guys are like skinny bitches.
That's what you call them.
No, no.
I'm not like into the old big.
I'm not into that.
I'm not into that.
The BMI is in a healthy body range, and you're like, these white boys like them skinny-ass bitches.
This bitch ain't even at risk of a heart attack.
We remember back in the day, Cosmetallet Magazine, the white models, they were abnormally thin.
Yeah, but that was also part of the whole fucking, let's see.
Here's a nice, that's a nice chunky one.
How are you guys like that?
Yeah, you're a fat bitch right here.
Yeah, there you are.
See what I mean?
It's nice and.
Well, it's just like your tummy.
You're arms never got big.
Yeah.
You should fucking swinging from the bottom.
You want to hear something funny, though?
This is that you guys will appreciate this.
You can send that to him.
We can add it in.
Sure, I'll send it to him.
I'll send you guys some more.
Yeah, but that, you know.
Yeah, you hold all your fat right here.
Right there.
You don't have to fucking point it out.
The fuck is wrong with you.
Piece of shit.
He's about to call you the fucking inward, motherfucker.
That is literally where I hold it all, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, me too.
Don't feel bad.
I don't feel bad.
I'm not fat anymore.
Why would I care?
I'm trying to find one when I was like really chunking it up.
Chunking it up.
You know.
Well, here's one.
I was like trying to do like, this is so funny.
I was trying to do like hot beach pictures.
And then I just looked at them like, these pictures make me look fat.
I hate that.
People were like, this not the pictures.
I'm like, okay.
Here's a nice fat.
This is like right up your white girl alley there.
Wow.
Yeah.
Every time I see a photo of you, you look different.
even the same person.
Well, I've gone through
a lot of MK Ultra experiments.
But see, like that picture you showed me,
okay, I think, but then I swipe it
to the left. I mean, that's not bad.
See what I mean? See what I
mean? And you're like, why?
That's that bad at all.
Yeah.
I thought you could be like walling around like a
fucking walrus or something. Yeah, like you
was a whale or something.
Dude, hold on. What are you talking about?
My highest weight was
227 pounds.
the Puerto Rican.
The fucking,
you can't even ask the Puerto Rican,
no,
but you know what?
You're not,
like,
when you think of that weight
225 pounds,
you think of like a fucking
round ball a head and,
oh,
I'm not a fucking Mexican at 5'4
coming in,
turning into a box fridge over here.
But you're still like this, though.
You're tall.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Because you're height.
That's what I'm saying.
I could be,
but I was,
you know,
it didn't,
that didn't help me,
you know,
because because I still looked
somewhat attractive,
it didn't give me enough incentive to,
but also I didn't really know
what I was doing
or how to lose weight or anything.
You was a black guy, magnate, I'll tell you that.
I'll tell you that.
So it's a miracle.
It was only one time.
People are like, how could you?
I'm like, it was only once.
But, you know, this is so funny.
So I went through, so this was like after that, a few years after that, I learned how
to weight train or whatever, and I leaned down and I built some muscle, right?
But then soon after, I lost control again because it's what compulsive eaters do.
Right.
And I got fat.
But now I got fat on top of the muscle.
So actually, this is the first time that my,
arms were actually fat, right?
And I don't know if you've ever been in New York City with like a crazy person,
but crazy people,
there's some crazy people that will just like kind of narrate what's going on.
And they'll talk about somebody and they'll be super fucking accurate.
So I went on the train that day and this fucking guy's on there with a keyboard,
he's singing songs about everybody.
But this man with a bald head,
he's got a shiny-ass head, you know?
And I was like, man, that guy's head is shiny.
And then I remember I took my oversweather out.
So I had this like, that's where you could really see my arms.
And then he goes, lady with the big arms, she got some big ass arms.
And I was like, this fucking asshole.
And the thing is, I had already seen him talk about everybody else.
And I knew he was accurate.
And I was like, man, he's fucking right.
My arms are so big.
Yeah, right.
Right, right.
It was like a fucking Seinfeld thing, man.
He was like, you got some big ass arms.
She's there with that Indian looking dude.
I bet he don't like them big ass arms.
Ha ha ha ha.
