Hodgetwins Podcast - Super Bowl Champion Exposes The NFL's Woke Agenda | Twins Pod - Episode 17 - Derek Wolfe
Episode Date: June 14, 2024Derek Wolfe is an NFL Badass and Super Bowl Champ. But more importantly, he's an outspoken American patriot! When all the woke players were taking knees during the National Anthem, Derek led by ex...ample by not giving in to the woke mob! He joins the Hodgetwins to talk about everything from his experience in the NFL, his passion for hunting, and all sorts of unfiltered hot takes! Get your Twins merch and have a chance to win a truck and a camper - https://officialhodgetwins.com/ Get Optimal Human, your all in one daily nutritional supplement - https://optimalhuman.com/ Want to be a guest on the Twins Pod? Contact us at bookings@twinspod.com Download Free Twins Pod Content - https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1_iNb2RYwHUisypEjkrbZ3nFoBK8k60CO Follow Twins Pod Everywhere - X - https://twitter.com/TheTwinsPod Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thetwinspod/ Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/twinspod TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@twinspod YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX8lCshQmMN0dUc0JmQYDdg Rumble - https://rumble.com/c/TwinsPod Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/79BWPxHPWnijyl4lf8vWVu?si=03960b3a8b6b4f74 Apple - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/twins-pod/id1731232810 03:14 - Playing In The NFL 06:49 - Magic Mushrooms? 10:00 - Pay Gap In The NFL 24:15 - NFL Players Taking Knees 27:40 - Racism Is Taught 32:52 - Travis Kelce 39:19 - Crazy Military Stories and NFL Stories 45:22 - NFL Players Going Broke 56:41 - Derek Is A BADASS Hunter 1:01:17 - Derek Killed A Lion With A Bow And Arrow 1:10:11 - California Sucks 1:14:09 - Don't Trust The Government! 1:17:36 - Woke NFL 1:25:18 - NFL Covid Mandates 1:32:42 - How Woke Was The NFL? 1:35:52 - Gay Guys In The NFL? 1:41:00 - Female Reporters In The NFL Locker Rooms 1:51:09 - NFL Takes A Toll On Your Body & Mind 1:55:47 - The VA Does Not Take Care of Veterans 1:59:17 - Masculine Men Vs Soy Boys 2:06:44 - Drag Queen Story Time 2:12:59 - Gun Laws 2:18:48 - Big Parma 2:23:05 - Culture Appropreation 2:31:43 - Why Are Kids So F'd Up Now? 2:37:15 - Stong Dads Vs Abusive Dads 2:44:51 - Derek Got Into A Bar Fight And Beat Up Multiple Dudes 2:51:01 - Who's Really Running The Country? 2:57:49 - A Gift And A Curse...
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Yeah, welcome to episode 17.
We got a man's man here today.
It's a big man, Derek Wolf.
Yeah.
Look at this beast.
Like I'm on a WWE interview.
Right, right.
You're a big dude, man.
Yeah.
Defense aligned, man.
You got to be big.
Let me see your hands real quick.
That is wild.
Yeah.
What was that like playing in the NFL as a defensive line?
Violent as hell.
Yeah.
Violent.
Nothing but violence every day.
Did you have to, like,
Take anything like in your caffeine?
I was taking psilocybin.
Oh, I've been wanting to try that.
I heard that before.
What is that?
It's mushrooms.
Magic mushrooms.
Yeah, I've been meaning to try that, but I don't know much info about it.
Brother, it will change your fucking life.
You were like colleges, the NFL, and you're around a bunch of guys.
Do you got any crazy stories?
You don't have to give any names.
Bro, I lived with the Kelsey Brothers in college.
Oh, me, Mr. Fizer.
Yeah, fucking Fizer boy.
I've seen all kinds of wild shit.
All kinds of shit.
went down in strip clubs, all types of gang bang shit going on, like all types of shit.
I've seen all types of shit.
I had to take a fucking COVID test two years straight every fucking day.
Oh, really?
Every day.
They'd shove that fucking thing up my nose.
Because I wouldn't get vaccinated.
How woke was the locker room?
It got bad in Baltimore.
It got real bad.
That's a walk-in city.
It was so fucking woke.
If somebody is really gay in the locker room, that shit ain't cool.
And those gay people in the NFL.
Right. Oh, fuck. Yeah, there's gay people in the hell.
You kidding me? And I was trying to tell
my wife this. She's like, what's people are like for a boy? I was like,
just a lot of jerking off.
Oh, it was. And then now, imagine if you had
a fucking porn hub on yourself?
Oh, my God, I'd be so screwed.
My dick would have been raw at all times.
Yeah, I'd be a six addict if I grew up
right now. Oh, I'd be. But these kids
are fucked. They're fucked. You're sitting around
playing fucking shooter games and then fucking jerking
off and playing more shooter games and jerking off
and drinking a prime and then
fucking kids are so fucking
lame. Yeah. Get outside. Go do some shit. Yeah.
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Let's get to the podcast.
Welcome to episode 17.
Yeah.
We got a man's man here today.
It's a big man.
Derek Wolf.
Yeah.
Look at this beast.
Like I'm on a WWE interview.
Right.
You're a big dude, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Defense line, man.
You got to be big.
Yeah.
You got to be big and stupid and crazy.
Yeah.
What was that like playing in the NFL as a defensive line?
Violent as hell.
Yeah.
Violent.
Nothing but violence.
Every day.
Yeah.
Every day.
Practice violent.
Train violent.
Uh-huh.
Play violent.
Did you have to, like, take any, um, well, I guess you can't take drugs, but did you
any, like, take anything like, your caffeine?
Yeah.
Lots of caffeine.
Yeah.
Now, I mean, the way that they test us, man, it's like, it's all random.
You can't take anything.
I mean, the stuff on the list, you wouldn't even take that for performance enhancing.
Right.
It's like, it's such an extensive list because they're like, oh, player safety, which is a fucking.
It's bullshit.
They don't care about players.
People try to rip your fucking head.
That's what I'm saying.
If they wanted us to be healthy and safe and be able to keep playing, they would let us take peptides
and shit like that.
Right, right, right.
Don't make you a better player.
It just helps you recover so you can get to the fucking,
so I got to play a game on Sunday.
I just,
I just fucking wrestled two bears for fucking three hours.
Now,
now I get two days,
on Monday I'm going to do heavy squats
because that's the only day we can get,
that we can train legs and get and keep that muscle.
And then Wednesday,
Tuesday's a day off.
So I'm doing all recovery.
And then Wednesday,
I'm back into full pads and practice.
Yeah.
Thursday.
Yeah.
Just tops.
It'll allow you guys to take, like,
testosterone, anything like that?
Fuck now. You kidding me?
Hell no. That's crazy, man.
You know, we tour as comedians,
right, and that takes a toll on you,
being in a different room or different hotel,
and it just wipes you out being on a flight.
We're not even playing football.
I'm not even playing football.
And my wife never really understood that
until she went and worked for us on a trip.
Oh, you're going on a little vacation.
Yeah.
Oh, you're just trying to get away from the kids.
So we started bringing our wives, right?
And she's like, I'm tired of sale.
I said, bitch, you ain't dead now.
I'm doing all the work.
You know, and you're talking about you're exhausted.
Now you know how it feels to be to jump on a flight,
the sleep in a strange room and to go work,
it wipes you out.
I can just imagine how NFL players feel.
Man, the travel, traveling, I mean, it's worse on basketball and baseball.
Yeah.
But they don't have that physicality part of it.
Yeah.
Right.
Sleeping in a different bed, fucking, you know, eating different food.
Everything's different.
You know what I mean?
So it's like, you got a home routine,
then you get on a way routine.
And then, you know, when you go to, like,
when you go on the road,
you don't know what kind of shit's going to get thrown at you.
Like, you go to,
you go to Foxboro,
they might drive a damn ambulance at 4 in the morning,
right, by your hotel.
Seriously, they do all kinds of,
they might come in there, pull a fire alarm,
all kinds of shit's going on.
Oh, hell, no.
It's all kinds of scummy shit that goes on in the league.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, some players take, um,
what was it he took, um,
for like an age.
What is it?
Some of the Adderall.
Oh, yeah.
I was taking an,
an Adderall.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was,
because you got to get a T-U-E for that.
A T-U-E?
What's that?
So it's like an exemption.
Oh, okay.
So you have to, like,
legit have.
ADHD?
They make you,
yeah,
you got to have ADHD.
Yeah.
And I got-
You can fake that shit,
though, right?
Not really.
The way they do it,
the way they do the testing,
like you see,
you have to go through extensive testing.
And I was already prescribed
going into the league
because I got prescribed in college.
And that was even,
like, a pain in the ass to get done.
So when I get to the league,
they make me do the T-U-E and it was like I had to go I had to see the doctor like three times a year
to make sure that like everything was good they're checking your heart they're doing all this
and it was great but I was taking that and psilocybin oh I've been wanting to try that I heard that
what is that it's mushrooms magic mushrooms yeah I've been meaning to try that but I don't know
much info about it brother it will change your fucking life it's the best shit ever like is
I'm not talking about like I'm not taking a fuck a ton and going out there and trips
Right.
The LSD.
I'm not doing that.
I'm talking about for health benefits.
But like, you know, the mental clarity that it gives me.
That's what I need.
I need mental clarity.
Yeah, it's unbelievable.
You know, like, I took, right before we started, I took a microdose.
Yeah.
Just because.
How do you take it?
I had, it's, so it's, like, crushed up and put it in a pill form.
And then it's broken down with, like, it's not just psilocybin in there.
I have, like, wines main and all kinds of other shit in there.
Okay.
But psilocybin, like, that psilocybin, I did pure psilocybin, before,
James. So I would just take 40 milligrams Adderall.
And then I had...
Your pre-workout, huh?
Yeah. And I had a like caffeine and shit too. So I'm like...
Oh, man, you fucking don't crack out there.
And I'm out there just fucking hitting that, hitting that, uh, the, uh, the ammonia.
So I'm just like... Dude.
Did you ever put you in like a bad place like you're going to like hurt somebody?
Well, yeah. That's the point.
That's the point. Right.
The best thing about the thing I love about mushrooms is that whatever, whatever, whatever,
you want to like feel and be what kind of mode you want to be in it allows you to all the way get there
it's not like there's no there's no like back and forth where i have to keep getting back there once i
got there i was there so i would just take myself to this dark place of rage and stay there and it was
fucking awesome i loved it but i didn't feel out of control you know what i mean it wasn't like out of
control it's like okay i can like harness this anger because you play better when you're angry you just
do.
It keeps you from getting hurt, too.
Exactly.
And that's the other thing.
Everything else is slowed down.
It feels like.
Everything's slowed down around you.
But if you ever smoked weed, it slows everything down, but you're also slowed down.
Right.
Right.
With mushrooms, imagine everything around, like Matrix style, everything around you is like kind of moving a little bit slower, but you're like faster and more responsive.
Oh, man.
You get dodged bullets.
Yeah.
That's how it felt.
Like you're pat, you're hand fighting with somebody pass rushing.
It's like fucking, you know, so much shit going on.
at one time that you're able to like process all that you know mixed with the adderol and the
pre-workout and the ammonia and smelling salts and so you got like a little ritual you got your
smelling salts got your crack over here i used to take i used to take all a bunch of smelling like
five or six of them and crack them and put them into a bottle and just shake it up and then just
open it oh fuck like get just damn yeah i think about you're going out there to headbutt people like
right right you're not just doing one list you're not just doing one lip
I'm about to go out here and do a whole series of fucking.
Yeah.
There's going to be two 350 pounders doubling me.
I got to split that and then Derek Henry's coming.
Yeah.
So then I got to tackle him.
That dude's like a D.
That's a, bro, that motherfucker is a giant.
With that damn rope hanging out of the back.
Bro.
Absolute giant.
I'm trying to tackle him.
I grab that rope in the back of the gym.
And then you got to get up and do it the next play.
Yeah.
And what's call his ass?
Hey, what do you think about, like, the quarterbacks?
They get paid so much money, right?
And it's like that, I mean, they have a tough job.
They have a lot of responsibility.
But it's like people like you in the trenches,
you're like, every play you can like break your neck and be paralyzed or something.
People don't realize how violent it is in the trenches.
What do you think about that pay difference between the two?
Man, listen, I've been, I came in the league and I had Peyton Manning for my first four years.
And I was like, this shit's easy.
Right.
We are competing for a Super Bowl every year.
We're always number one seed.
Like, it was all good.
Peyton leaves.
And that's when I was like, oh, this fucking sucks.
Just some guy.
It gets just some fucking guy, a quarterback.
It puts things in perspective.
Yeah, that's, I mean, that's how good, like, that's,
people don't understand how good, they're like, oh, you're going to fucking all this
money.
Like an average, like, if you're just above average, it's like, fuck, that's better than the
alternative because that's the difference between winning four games and,
winning the difference just walking into a building like a facility like everybody has their
little training facility they walk into walking in there and being nine having nine wins and
walking in there having four wins that difference yeah is huge right like you're just trying to
make the fucking playoffs and if you make the playoffs you got a chance because once you get there
everybody's fucked up and banged up and hurt and shit and anything can happen right right right
so what's the morale like in a locker room when you have a quarterback everybody knows he sucks
You show it like, man, I'm going to kill it.
Bro, I'm, there was, so you got to think we, we had, that Super Bowl 50 team, we had the best, one of the, one, best defense.
Like, in my opinion, I know I'm biased because I played on that defense.
Yeah.
But, like, for what we had going, that's the best defense to ever do it.
Like, the shit that we had to overcome and the games we won and took over just won them, just like, hey, we got a score to win this game.
All right.
We would just take the ball and fucking score.
Yeah, so that, that, you, y'all won a Super Bowl, Peyton mine, he was still a good quarterback.
Like, well, he got booed off the fucking field in Kansas City.
He threw five interceptions in the first half, and they booed him off the field.
It was fucking insane.
I was like, that's Peyton Manning getting booed off the field.
All of us are.
I remember that he was.
The Reaper's coming for all of us.
You know what I mean?
Right, right, right.
One day, everybody's getting it.
So it's like, you better get it in while you can, you know?
Yeah.
So the difference, the difference between like a good quarterback and a, and like a great quarterback is huge, right?
Dak Prescott, okay quarterback, right?
he gets a $200 million contract or whatever damn near and they're like oh should we keep him well
guess what the alternative is right some fucking guy you never heard of they just drafted some
fucking guy you don't know if he's gonna be any good right it's it's fucking it sucks dude we had the
best defense and then we come back that next year with no Peyton manning mm-hmm we got one like
four games no we won nine games and we met barely we went nine and seven barely miss the playoffs
And we were just, it was like those times where Peyton would like manage the clock.
Right.
He might not have scored any points, but he would like keep us off the field for that.
You wouldn't turn the ball over either.
Here's a difference.
In 2015, I was playing average like 40 snaps, 45 snaps a game probably.
Right.
In 2016, I was playing 55, 65 snaps a game.
So that shows you the difference of time on the field.
Yeah.
That takes fucking years off your life, man.
Like being able to go, like, we would finish games in 2015.
I'd be like, fuck, I want to keep playing.
Like, we just won, but I want to, like, keep playing.
Because I feel good.
Like, I was kicking his guy's ass.
Like, I feel good, you know.
Same with the Super Bowl.
That Super Bowl, I was like, fuck, I want to keep playing because we were fucking
camp.
We were taking his soul.
Right.
Like, just, I mean, we took Cam Newton's soul in that game.
Yeah, yeah.
It gave up.
Ain't that the game where the ball was on the ground?
He didn't.
Bro, I'm standing right there.
Watching DeMarcus wear jump on it, right?
So, DeMarcus trying to jump on it.
Yeah.
So I'm like, I'm not going to jump on my own teammate.
But if I've seen another a panther trying to dive on it, I'm diving on that thing.
I'm just trying to like box people out so he can get it.
And I saw Kim just stand there and stare.
I'm like, bro, he's done.
He's done.
We took his soul because before the game, that motherfucker walked.
He came by it.
We were warming up before the game.
And he walked by our fucking sideline with these gold shoes on talking shit.
Oh, that nigga talking shit.
He was talking shit, bro.
And Vaughn Miller already had like a beef with him.
Oh, yeah.
Well, so Vaughn, Von is like, you ever heard Michael Jordan talk about how he would just like make some shit up, like a narrative up in his head?
Vaughn made this whole narrative up that like Cam Newton thought he was better than him because Vaughn was the second overall pick and Cam was the first overall pick.
Okay.
Yeah.
But that was never the case.
So every time we played the Panthers, Vaughn was like on a fucking.
Yeah.
This was crazy.
Sacking himself up.
But I did, I mean, I got understanding because I did the same shit.
Like anybody didn't draft me and thought they were going to draft me.
Right.
Like the Steelers, like when we played the fucking Steelers, I was like.
You had a grudge against him, you know what I mean?
I was like, I'm going to punish you for not taking it, you know?
So Vaughn wanted to be the first overall pick and was pissed that, like, they didn't, you know?
So he, like, took it out on him.
But we've, but that whole week they had been, like, talking shit about how our defense wasn't that good.
Right.
This and that.
Because we do, like, these press conferences all the time.
So we're, we're, so Wade Phillips was really good about, like, motivating us with that shit.
So he'd be like, oh, did you guys see what, uh, oh, you got me, Akib Talib, who was a fucking shit talker.
gangster ass mother like that motherfucker will shoot you like he will steal your fucking chain
like is that guy i'm for him yeah yeah we got t j ward who's a fucking dog we got me vaughan demarcus
where we got just so many uh we got some real hitters out there like real fucking yeah ball
just dogs you know and he was talking on the shit so wade would be like hey did you guys see
what uh cam newton said and he'd pull it up yeah they cam said oh their second we had like the best
secondary to ever fucking do it.
Right.
And no flies on.
These guys were unbelievable.
Right.
You could have, you'd have like three or four, like, if you have three seconds to get to the
quarterback, we would have four or five seconds to get to quarterback because they were that
good.
And then quarterback start throwing it quick because they're trying to get away from us.
So that's why we had so many turnovers and shit.
That was cool because y'all's deep.
Y'all complimented each other.
It was awesome, man.
It was so much fun.
We had just the group of guys.
And we got the, that whole group was together for a couple years.
You know what I mean?
So it was like really fucking awesome time.
Like just an unbelievable experience.
to be a part of that.
You know, a guy like DeMarcus where his leadership is just like unbelievable.
Yeah, I'm very familiar with him because I'm a cowboy fan.
Yeah, which sucks because they just are never going to win.
You know what?
I was watching the playoffs.
Yeah.
And Dallas is playing Green Bay.
I said, this is our year to beat Green Bay.
Yeah.
Aaron Rogers is not there.
This is a sure win for us.
So I'm watching a football game.
When Dak throws that fucking intercession, right it happened.
time I said fuck these guys you're not going to ruin my week here turn that shit off
act like it didn't happen yeah let's just get ready for next year nope nope I'm not watching this
shit that's how the league is man like any any any any any everybody's good yeah yeah right
right I'm very underestimated that quarterback on green bay Jordan love yeah yeah bro he's fucking
good that dude there's a reason why they just let Aaron Rogers walk yeah right right right I thought
they're stupid you have to be a fucking moron yeah like all right so if a court if a court if a court if
The team lets their quarterback go.
It's one of two things.
One, that guy is done, and he fucking stinks, and he's not good anymore,
i.e. Russell Wilson.
Or they have a guy that's going to replace him in Green Bay.
Right, right.
Since Bart's fucking star in the 60s, they've had a fucking quarterback.
They've always had a quarterback.
Yeah.
And that kind of crazy?
They've always had one.
They let Brent Fargo for Aaron Rogers.
They let Aaron Rogers go for love.
Yeah, because that's how they do it.
They have an understanding that the quarterback,
that's why when you're talking about like the quarterback pay,
they deserve that money because they,
if you don't have a good quarterback,
you're not winning a Super Bowl.
You're just not going to.
Yeah.
It's more than just like completing passes and,
and all this.
It's about not turning the ball over,
controlling the clock,
like taking what they give you,
picking teams apart,
like creating first downs.
Like that type of shit.
Like Peyton couldn't throw the fucking ball 50 yards that year.
Right.
But he still could read a fucking defense.
Yeah.
And he knew how to change,
he knew how to run the,
run the show from where he was,
you know,
and it was managing the clock and all that shit.
And then when we didn't have that,
man,
it was really recognizable.
Then I went to Baltimore.
We had Lamar,
Lamar Jackson,
who was like,
he's either going to score a touchdown
or throw an interception.
So it was like,
and he might throw one.
He might fucking run for one.
Like,
he has all these ways of,
yeah,
he might go out there and fucking run 70 yards,
almost score,
and then fucking do some weird spin
and fumble the ball.
Like, you don't know what the fuck you were going to get.
And I love Lamar.
He is one of the best teammates I've ever had, honestly.
I'm not just saying that.
Like, that motherfucker is like, when he fucks up, he really, like, takes that show on.
He's like, fuck, I'm sorry.
Like, my bad guys.
Yeah.
My bad guys.
And it makes you, and you're like, you know what?
Fuck it.
We got you.
We're going to get it back for you.
Let me.
Now, okay, with Dallas fans, do you think that got what it takes to win a Super Bowl?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Well, fuck.
I'm not going to watch them this season this.
Listen, you can't, listen, one thing about a quarterback,
a quarterback can't be mentally weak.
And I'm sorry to say it, but he's mentally weak.
Yeah.
He's, like, he's proven to be that guy that, like, let shit get to him.
And, yeah, he comes out of it and everything.
But, like, you see it whenever the fucking,
when the time is on, when the crunch time's on,
that motherfucker's breaks every time.
Like, something happens.
He's going to make a mistake.
Because the moment, he's too caught up in the moment,
instead of just, like, doing what he's,
he's doing. If you just do what you did
all year, yeah. He plays
great, you're going to be fine. Yeah, great times, great
flashy. But what happens is whenever he's a,
whenever his system gets figured out
and that's the thing. Your system's
going to get figured out. Everybody on the
league. Like if you're de-lineman, whatever pass rush
move you're using, that's going to get figured out.
They're going to figure out how to block it. Yeah, because you guys are
looking at hours of fans every day. And hours and hours.
And then you got the fucking scout team guy. Like,
hey, this offense alignment sets
like this. So I'm fucking practicing this guy set
all week. And then when I get to the game and you give me
set it's over like I already won. I did I already wanted during a week but then there's other times
where I go out there I go to work my pass rush move because he's been showing me this shit and he just
fucking pulls his arms at the last second and fucking punches me in the chest and then it's over you know what
I mean so I got to come up with a different way to get to him so if you're a quarterback and you're like hey
his first second and his third read is here uh we know what's going to happen whenever he gets that
third read we know what his second read is we know what his first read is and we have all these tendencies
from fucking 17 different games throughout the season.
So we know exactly what we're getting on certain down and distances against certain defenses.
So he's very predictable.
Think about the, you got to think, it's not just a defensive coordinator or a quarterback coach watching this film.
You got fucking scouts that are just dissecting film.
Like, I mean, there's like 30 scouts in that building, just all watching film.
So is he worth the 50 million?
Is he worth the 50 million in the year?
I mean, that's the going rate.
Yeah.
You know, that's the going rate.
It's like, what's the alternative?
Yeah.
Four and twelve.
Yeah, with the next guy.
Yeah, with the next guy that's going to, like,
it doesn't matter how good you are on the other side of the ball.
And we were always a top five defense,
but we,
we went three years in a row.
We just,
really,
it was like an eight year stretch now of just bullshit.
Because there's not been a good quarterback.
They went and traded the fucking house for Russell Wilson,
which was,
that's what I'm saying.
Why the fuck would they let their quarterback go?
Why?
Why do you think?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why would, are you that fucking stupid?
Like, really?
You're that dumb.
You're that dumb to fall for that?
Yeah.
And the GM fell for it.
He fell for the fucking, and they,
oh, and they hyped it up so big, too.
It was so hyped up.
Like, you saw it?
Yeah, yeah.
Russell Wilson was on every, him in Sierra,
fucking.
And I played in the senior bowl with Russ.
So I was like, I knew Russ when he was Wrangler jeans, Russ.
Oh, really?
And now you got this other guy.
I don't know who the fuck this guy is.
I'm like, who the fuck?
I've seen him, matter of fact, I've seen him at the S.
in like 2018.
And he tried to act like he didn't fucking know me.
So I grabbed his ass up.
I snatched him up.
I was like, hey, motherfucker.
He was like, oh, shit.
Sorry, I didn't see it.
I'm like, you didn't fucking see me.
I was wearing a silver fucking jacket.
I'm six-fives, asshole.
I know you saw me.
Hey, you remember that the whole artication
between him and Sean Payton on the football field?
And they said Sean Payton disrespect to him
because he was, I guess because he's an African-American or whatever.
No, that's fucking stupid.
Racism in the NFL doesn't exist.
Yeah.
People like the goal.
that make it about race when they don't have to.
People want to make everything about race.
Right, right.
Because it's easy and it's lazy as fuck.
It's so fucking lazy it makes me sick.
Yeah, right.
Racism.
Right.
Like, the only reason I feel like I could speak on this is because I was in a position,
I was in a, I played defense line in the NFL, bro.
Like, I was always the only white guy.
Right.
Yeah.
But what it came, when it came down to was you were judged on your character and if I
could trust you on the fucking field.
Yeah.
That's how I was judged.
I was never treated any differently.
I mean, they would like, I would get labeled, right?
Oh, he's a white guy.
He just works hard.
It's not that athletic.
Like, what the fuck?
I got numbers to show you what kind of athletic is like, motherfucker.
What are you talking about?
Oh, he's just a weight room guy, you know what I mean, hard hat.
He's just a big dude.
He's going to bring his lunch pail.
He's not like that black guy over there.
He just didn't even train.
It's like, what the fuck?
It's so crazy how they think like that.
Right, right.
But them trying to make that.
that like a race thing. First of all, if you listen to Russ talk, he's not a black guy.
Yeah. He's totally not. He's like O.J. Simpson.
Yeah. He's like fully integrated into the white country.
My man had 12 bathrooms in his house.
More bathrooms than touchdowns.
Right, right, right, right. Yeah. When you hear him talk and I saw right through that crap,
I was like, man, they're making this about race.
Bro, they did. So, so listen, so in 2016, I refused to fucking kneel.
Wouldn't do it.
Yeah, I don't know. Right.
I'm like, I'm not fucking kneeling.
They were like, well, why not?
And I was like, because I had just gotten back from my honeymoon.
We went to Thailand.
And I saw all the, I saw the third world countries.
And what it, I mean, these people were living in bamboo stilts,
shitting in the same water they're swimming and drink out of it.
Like, that's what you call the shithole.
Exactly.
I'm like, bro, you've ever been to Bangkok?
They're the fuck.
They told me, don't let the water touch your face.
I was like, these kids are swimming in it, though.
And they're like, yeah, they don't touch you.
Don't let it touch you.
My editor went to Bangkok.
He said he drank the water, and he said he had diarrhea for like three years.
He's probably still trying to clean the shit out.
That's crazy.
And I said, listen, if you don't think this is the greatest country in the world,
then why do you live here?
Exactly.
That's all I said.
Seriously, that's all I said.
Yeah.
And I said, if it didn't, if it offense.
If I was, y'all, I said, won't you go back when you came out?
That's why I wanted.
I want to be like, what?
Yeah.
Like, what do you mean?
It's the greatest country in a fucking world.
It's not perfect, but it's fucking way better than the alternative.
Exactly. And go check these other countries out. Go check what...
Yeah.
Go ask a guy for anybody that come from Cuba.
Go ask any of them how they feel about this shit.
And they're like, fucking terrified that's happening here.
The communist bullshit is going on.
The socialist commie bullshit is going on here.
And I didn't say any of that.
I just was like, look, like, if you don't think...
And I was also walking around with a fucking Trump hat on.
Oh, yeah.
Hell yeah. Fuck them, bro.
So what's it?
It's America. I'm allowed to do that.
Yeah, yeah.
This isn't fucking communist Russia.
We're not in Soviet Russia
where I can't fucking say anything or do anything
Did you get any backlash from players?
Fuck, yes, I got backlash because the Washington Post
fucking put in quotations.
Derek Wolf tells black teammates to go back to Africa.
I'm like, bro, what the fuck?
My wife was like, hey, you didn't say this, did you?
I was like, no, I didn't fucking say that.
Bro, that.
My agent called him and they, like, pulled it away,
but the damage is done.
I come in the next day,
and I got teammates looking at me,
sideways. They're like, what the fun?
What's that? Taleb, Kaliqqa.
No.
Well, it's funny because
it's a fucking Muslim
from Dallas, you know what?
And Akib was like, man, I know
Wolf didn't say that shit. He don't say it.
Oh, okay.
You know, he's like, I know you didn't say that shit.
Like that's how he talks. He's fucking hilarious.
Right. But he was like, you know,
him and I were talking about it too.
He was like, look, man, he's like,
guys are saying that their families are all asking
about you and this and that. I'm like, well,
tell him to fuck off.
Like, I don't care. Like, I don't care.
If you're questioning,
Like you I play some of these guys
I've been on like especially Vaughn
Vaughn didn't question it because we played next to each other for eight years
Like I call his mom mom and his dad pop
Like we are brothers you know what I mean
He knows better
But there's other guys that are like oh
Want to play the fucking race bullshit
And make it seem like I'm some kind of fucking racist
I'm like bro this is silly like
Yeah
Like if you think that then I don't want to be your fucking friend anyways
Right right right
Like I can care less
Black people very easily manipulated by
Social media race
Race oh my God
It almost puts me in a trance.
It's like it actually took 20 years of my life, maybe longer, more,
25, 30 years in my life because I was always had this,
this, I was taught that white people were evil and my mom.
And it came off from my mom.
Yeah.
So eventually over time, I was able to work my way out.
And so most of that was just garbage.
And I started actually applying myself making better decisions.
My life excelled.
Well, mama grew up in the South, Jim Crow South.
So she's seen some shit.
Well, she's seen some shit.
Yeah.
I mean, like, it's a different...
We live in different times.
Right.
You know what I mean?
If you grew up in the South, anywhere pre-190,
1990, basically, like, you dealt with some shit.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, you just did.
That's the way it was.
But that, that racism was also bred into those white folks down there.
Like, that racism would bred into them.
They weren't, you don't just wake up.
I always give people the perfect example, right?
And I saw it first time with my daughter.
My daughter, my youngest daughter, she's five years old.
She had seen the original little mermaid, right?
Oh, okay.
So then she sees the cute white one, right?
Yeah.
Then she sees the new, the cute white one.
She sees the new one.
And I was like, as soon as Ariel pops up, she goes, oh, her hair's different.
That's all she said.
Okay.
Didn't say anything about her skin tone.
Didn't say anything about, like, that didn't even click in her head.
And I remember being a little boy and I had a racist stepdad.
Right.
And I just would, he would like always, because I'd be listening to fucking 50 cent, M&M.
and, you know, Wu-Tang and fucking,
I was always listening to that shit.
I bet he had something to say about this shit.
Oh, fuck you, oh, turn that shit off.
Here's a fucking black and black album.
Like, turn this shit on.
I'm like, all right, whatever.
I like them too.
Whatever.
I don't care, you know?
It's all good.
But he was like, he was, I just, when I would see,
I had, I lived in Youngstown, you know what I mean?
So, so, like, all my, all the kids I played football with,
like, most of them were black kids.
And I never looked at them, like, different.
Like, I never was like, oh, they're different than me.
Like, I never felt that way.
You know what I mean?
I just knew that that motherfucker was ignorant.
And he was a piece of shit, and I didn't listen to anything he said.
So, you know, it was like whatever.
But it was, it was bad, man.
That fucking 2016 bullshit.
That shit carried on.
Like, I was treated different.
Like, I could feel it.
You know what I mean?
I could feel that people are like, oh, he said this.
Oh, he's a Trump.
Oh, he's a Trump supporter.
That's the problem.
They never research anything.
Did it read the headlines that he never research and verify anything?
Well, it's sad because the Democratic Party has lied and manipulated
inner city culture and
they've just lied to them
over it, over and over
it and over again. They keep
fucking falling for it. Yeah.
When a time, they're like, you know what, man? Fuck this. I'm done with
this bullshit. And then when the time comes to vote, they're like,
oh, Trump's a racist. Yeah.
It's like, I think,
I think black people of anything, if they would
swing politically, I think, I would think
I would think.
I'd smoke another pack.
Some of that damn bank cup water.
Shit.
I think black people, I mean, when you speak of politics, if anybody should be like right wing or even far right, it should be black folks.
Yes.
Yeah.
But they're the total opposite.
It's like they don't learn the lesson.
The narrative that's been fucking, I mean, go watch CNN one time.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, go watch fucking NBC.
And it's just what's been.
And then like the school systems.
Like anybody that tries to tell you that you are a victim or you're less than or you don't have the same fucking opportunities.
everybody else, fuck them because this is America.
And we all, we all, some of, some people are born with fucking, with, with more opportunity, right?
And that's just because their parents weren't fucking idiots.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, I have this argument in my wife all the time.
And she's, she comes from like upper middle class.
Both of her parents worked a job.
Right.
So she was able to like do things like go on fucking bike rides and go on, you know what I mean?
Go on fucking family vacations and shit like that.
And I'd be like, oh, you.
come from white privilege just messing with her she's like oh because my mom's not a fucking drug out of
you to mess that i'm like i get her a fucking riled up oh really oh yeah because she she she does
comes from a good family but they're not like wealthy you know i mean they just worked hard they just
had money and yeah yeah they had little money well when i say what to me anybody that had money was
like if you could if you weren't getting free lunch you had money yeah i grew up a free lunch i grew up a
free lunch dude hell yeah free lunch you kidding me i've been always to have this little white card right
and they had monday tuesday and every day they were stamped a day that you ate i remember
pulling that damn card out and i'm feeling so embarrassed yeah and the kids like what the hell's that
the white kid he's on the free lunch card oh he's poor kid poor kid over here because we grew up in
actually a poor white neighborhood right yeah my dad didn't want to live on the poor black side so he
He chose the poor white side.
I mean, we were sitting at home,
and I had a friend named Scott.
He came in, and it was like me,
Jeff, my dad, my mom, and he came.
He's like, man, you black people are crazy, right?
I was like, what are you talking about?
You guys hot as fuck in this house.
Y'all don't got AC?
I'm like, what the fuck is AC?
Where is AC?
And looking back on it, man, because we grew up,
like, really fucking poor.
Yeah, our first house didn't even have a bathroom.
We had an outhouse.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
I remember, I remember going in there, man,
and the flies.
and the mosquitoes in that place.
The stink.
Yeah.
So I said,
I ain't going
and I'm just going
out in the bushes.
Yeah,
it was so bad.
Hey,
I'm going to ask you
this question.
Like,
like we were in the
Marine Corps
and we was around
a bunch of guys
and, man,
we did some of the craziest shit.
So you were like in college
to NFL and you were around a bunch of guys.
Do you got any crazy stories?
You don't have to give any names.
Bro,
I lived with the Kelsey brothers in college.
Oh,
you mean Mr.
Pfizer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, fucking Pfizer boy.
Yeah.
But when I,
you know,
it's funny because I just
talked to him about that. They gave him 20 million.
Oh, wow.
20 ends. That's why he's smiling in the commercial, huh?
Yeah, bro. He said, I filmed for a day and a half. I was already vaccinated.
He was like, why wouldn't I take that deal?
Yeah.
20 million? Yeah, bro, for fucking, and they gave his mom a couple hundred grand.
Wow. Why did he give the mom?
She was in the commercial, too.
Oh, it was his mom? Yeah.
$20 million? Yes.
What the hell?
He said it took a day. He said it was only supposed to take a day, but I
I was like, he said he showed up late or something
or something happened the first day
so he had to come back the next day
finish it, but it was like...
So you still talk to him a lot?
We talk a lot, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Travis, that's my...
Bro, Travis could give a fuck about any
political shit. Like, he does not care.
Believe me, when I tell you that
Travis does not give a fuck about it.
Like the whole Taylor Swift thing, like conservatives
jumped on his ass, especially when he came out with the Faza.
Oh, yeah. Do you know what he is politically?
He doesn't care. He's agnostic, huh?
He's like, yeah, he just does not give a fuck.
Like, that's, he cares about his pockets.
That's what he cares about.
He's like, he's like, the rest of us.
Yeah, he's like, I'm just going to try not to say anything to sound stupid and incriminate myself.
You know what I mean?
He's a fucking awesome.
He's, he's, he's awesome.
So is Jason.
I'll be with Jason on the 17th doing this little golf fight.
But they, but they, I don't know where they sit politically.
They know where I sit politically.
Right.
And I'm guessing they probably are, they're going to be on the side of who pays them, right?
Right.
That's where they're going to be.
They're going to be.
And who do you think is going to pay them?
The fucking Democrats are going to pay them.
That's what they do.
They pay celebrities to fucking, they pay Taylor Swift to come out there and make cookies.
Right.
We did it, Joe.
Right.
They ain't do shit.
They haven't done shit but ruin everything.
Just wrecking.
If you're, I mean, I'm not, I could sit here and not bitch because I got my money sitting
in the market and I'm doing great.
Right.
Right.
Right.
I mean, my market, but that's like 20% of the market is the fucking super wealth, you know,
or 20% of, I forget what the numbers.
I don't know, I'm sitting here sitting on the numbers.
I got CT and shit.
Right.
I can't remember.
But I know that most of the money in the market right now is super, is from the wealthy.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Because everybody had to pull their fucking money out of the market and liquidate so they could pay bills.
So you're telling me, that's why when Joe Biden sits up there fucking gas lights and lies, it makes me absolute.
I want to lose my mind.
That whole thing that rich people don't pay taxes.
What the fuck you talk about?
They took half of my check for fucking 10 years.
Exactly.
I had $7 when I got drafted.
I didn't even have a bank account.
Seven dollars?
Paid everything in cash.
Oh, wow.
I didn't even have bank accounts.
I didn't know what the fuck I was doing.
They gave me $2 million of the signing bonus.
Cut it in half right away.
Yeah.
I bet you bought some stupid shit when you got paid up.
Dumb shit.
I went to Louis Vuitton.
Oh, yeah?
I was like, I'm getting some luggagees.
I still got it.
I don't use it, but I still have it.
Yeah.
I bought that in a truck.
I don't know, but they were actually they didn't want to help me when I walked in there.
I know that because I did not look like I belonged to that.
Yeah, you totally don't belong in Louis Tongue.
No, hell, though.
Yeah, that's totally like, like, when I think of Louis Vuitton,
I think of, like, people that's, they're very materialistic,
gold chains, eccentric looking.
Very eccentric people, like rappers, musicians, stuff like that.
Well, listen, when I got my, when I signed my big deal, my second deal,
yeah.
I went, I was here in Vegas, and I ended up buying a fucking $100,000 watch.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, shit.
I bought a fucking.
I bought a fucking bust down AP Royal Oak Offshore.
Oh yeah?
Bus down.
Like fucking diamonded out.
Like it was dipped in diamonds.
Like somebody put super glue on that bitch and dipped it in diamonds.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I believe you.
Now you say you grew around black folks.
And well, that was my teammates.
That was the culture I was in.
You know what I mean?
Right.
But I also like, I was like, oh, this shit is fucking cool.
Right.
I also loved kid rock.
Right.
Right.
I also love Eminent.
Like, I love that shit.
Like I love that fucking flashy, you know, I just, it's just fucking cool to me.
Now that I'm like, when you're young, when I'm 25, 25, 26 years old, right?
And you give me fucking 40 million bucks.
I'm going to go buy some dumb shit.
I spent 300 grand like that on jewelry.
And then now I'm like, why the fuck did I do that?
You ain't paid taxes.
Yeah.
I remember I bought a necklace, but it was fake.
It turned my whole neck grant.
That first shower.
Yeah, yeah.
That shit turned green, man.
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Yeah, so like I was saying,
about being around a bunch of guys
and see them do a bunch of stupid shit,
especially in the Marine Corps.
We all a bunch of fucking dumb asses.
Oh, yeah.
What is some of the shit you saying
when you first went to the NFL?
Man, it was...
You don't have to give it.
No names.
I know because, man, let me tell you this story about the Marine Corps one time.
I was in the Marine Corps, right?
And another Marine came up to me.
He's like, man, hey, let me talk to you.
So I'm talking to this black guy from, what was it, Mississippi, right?
And he said, man, I picked up a prostitute last night.
And I was like, okay.
And he's like, but I went down on her.
I was like, you went down on a prostitute?
We were in San Diego, right?
She should be paying him.
Right? And I was like
And then so he's like, man, I think I got
something. And he's like, look at my mouth. Tell me what you see. He opens his mouth
wild, right? And he's going, ah.
Look at my dills or some shit. And he's got
all these white green sores in his mouth.
I'm like, dude, you got AIDS.
Why would you do that? He said, dude, I ain't got no girl, man. She was so
hot. And I'm like,
he got caught up in the moment.
I guess, man. But a streetwalk?
I mean, I've seen some, I've seen, I've seen all kinds of wild shit.
All kinds of shit went down in strip clubs.
Yeah.
All types of, all types of, all types of gang bang shit going on.
Like, all types of shit.
I've seen all types of shit.
What, people in the NFL?
You're like, bro, it's just seeing.
Yeah.
You've been a professional athlete and rich and, man, I bet y'all see some crazy stuff.
For all kinds of wild shit.
One time, I remember my rookie, like the rookie thing, like rookie minicamp.
We had like a day off, so we went.
out that night. Yeah. We're walking down the street in Denver and I'm not going to say his name,
but he fucking did I couldn't believe it. I was like, I can't believe he's doing this.
Right. This like, bachelor at party walks by us and they're like, oh, you know, a bunch of big
ass dudes, you know, they're like, they're like, a bunch of white girls and they're like,
you're saying this and that. Bro, this dude pulls his dick out.
I know he's black. He pulled it. Yeah. He was like.
Bro, I swear he was like, what?
The girl's eyes were like, oh my God!
Hey, what the fuck?
I already know he's black.
Black dudes love doing shit like that.
It was so fucking funny.
I was like, I can't believe you just did that.
Yeah, you know.
But yeah, there was all kind.
I mean, fuck, you know, the first time I ever went to Vegas, like I was,
I was my rookie, like, my rookie dues.
I had to get a private jet to bring us to here, bring us to Vegas, right?
Oh, okay.
We played on a Thursday.
played the Raiders and then after the game because we were going to whip their ass we whipped
the shit of the Raiders because that was when they really sucked really bad yeah whipped them by like
40 and then jumped on a got flew back to Denver drove to the facility and drove right across the street
and jumped on a plane and I had to get this private jet I never fucking I didn't even know there was a
private airport right there across the street had no clue what the fuck that was right yeah I was
I don't know what this much must be military or something I don't know have you a fucking clue right yeah
but I ended up getting us a jet 14 of us we fly to
of Vegas and the guy I was with was like, hey, let's go to the, let's go gamble.
I'm like, it's like four in the morning.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, right.
We go down there, bro, he's bit 20,000 a hand.
Loses three hands in a fucking row and goes, all right, let's get out of here.
Like, bro, he just gave them 60 grand.
Yeah.
You got to make 120.
Yeah, because they take half your check.
Yeah.
Yeah, I went to a casino and I see people do that shit all the time.
I like playing blackjack.
I like to warm up or like, like, like,
$50, I go up to $100, and if I'm feeling good, I go to $2,000.
I see dudes come down, wham, $1,000 a thousand a hand,
and it was like $10,000, like, well, I'm done, and I just walk away.
I was like, what the fuck?
That's because they're playing the long game, right?
Or they're just a degenerate, like you've got a problem.
You need to call that $1,800 number.
Yeah.
But who was that musician?
He lost $120 million.
Bruno Mars.
Bruno Mars.
And then I just, I watched the interview with Charles Barkley.
I forget the dollar amount, but it was in the tens of millions of dollars where he lost in gambling.
Yeah, I mean, it's an addiction, right?
Yeah.
And, like, most of these guys, they got, like, they got a bunch of vices, right?
Right.
They got, they're fucking addicted to pussy.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Right.
Like, full-blown.
Full-blown fucking addict.
I mean, bro, I'm, listen, when you're in the league, you see some shit.
You're like, bro, this guy's fucking addicted to shit.
Yeah, right.
He can't, like.
Give me an example.
Bro, like, this bitch just, like, tried to ruin your life and you're still fucking her.
like
what the fuck are you doing
yeah right
she tried to ruin your life
yeah dude's so crazy
she tried to call a cops everything
got to make up stories
try to get pregnant
he'll make trying to fuck again
that pussy must be good
oh fuck
well some of these girl
they do all kinds of wild shit
you know what I'm right
right right right
they'll fucking suck the soul out of it
you know so
I mean it's just like
right
so it was just
it was it was fucking crazy to see like what the kind of shit that that's why being a girl dad now
it's like my it's like a nightmare right yeah you see all the wicked things women can do
that they would like these women were doing yeah yeah and I was like man these girls are out of
their fucking mind you know like but some of them were getting that come up you know what I mean
like trying to get trying to get trying to get trying to get that scholarship really yeah
trying to get put on scholarship trying to have a baby by somebody's thing you put on scholarship
yeah and that's what it was
a lot of the black dudes fulfilling their needs too, right?
Bro, we had a dude, I had a teammate, bro.
He had like 16 kids or some shit.
Like, what?
He had fucking kids everywhere.
I'm like, bro, you're working for them.
Yeah, all his money's good at church.
All of it, bro.
All of it.
Like, he's broke now, huh?
Gotta be.
I don't know what his finances look like, but, bro, he's got to be broke.
There's a lot of players that when you was in the NFL, they're broke now, huh?
Yeah. Oh, yeah, I was watching for 30 documentary.
It's 80% go broke. And I'll tell you why. Because there's no, like, they try to teach us financial literacy, but it's like, you're taking a bunch of dudes that, like, never really came from shit and give them a bunch of money.
Yeah.
They don't know how to, what to do with that money when they get it.
Yeah. You've got the pool of investment opportunities, it's like people are throwing shit at you all the time.
Then you have these financial advisors, and they're all fucking scumming.
Sharks. Like, all of them, like, that I dealt with.
my first couple years i finally got got linked up with a good one um but it took years of like
paying attention to what the fuck was going on right and like people taking advantage and the people
you know there's i had teammates that were like their dad was stealing their fucking debit card
and shit like yeah i believe it you know just doing like scummy shit you know what i mean
then uh you know i had a friend i had friends that were that were starting up their own financial
firm i was like i was like all right i'll invest 400 grand into this fucking into this fund
We're going to do like these class class B apartments, whatever.
Bro, I gave them limited power of eternity just to move the money because that was
the end season.
These motherfuckers forged a $1.3 million check.
Wow.
I got it all back.
But it's like, bro, you, I didn't.
Well, they went to jail, huh?
No, I didn't send him to jail.
You just wanted that money back.
I was like, bro, give me my fucking money.
And their karma ended up catching up.
Like, they got, they're all, they're fucked now.
They can't really do business.
Right.
Right.
But it's just like these are some of the people that, like, I consider.
like family you know what i yeah yeah they've taken advantage so people closest to you it
and then like and then oh everybody wants to come to the fucking game right you think i get
free tickets or something motherfucker you do they're giving me tickets yeah hell no they're not
giving me fucking tickets they give you two for a home game you get two tickets you're kidding
yeah you get two free tickets that's it so if you got you're the most one of the most valuable
access on the field and that's all they can give you is two tickets two tickets we give you two tickets
and that you have like 10 15 people like oh i would come up to the game well some of
guys are covering flights they're covering hotels right they're covering tickets they're covering the food
after the game but you spent yeah now you spent fucking 15 grand every game every yeah every home game
yeah it adds up fast so that's what happens and then they're not they don't know they don't
understand what an appreciating asset is they're just paying cash for fucking cars they're just buying
house is cash like bro what the fuck are you doing like yeah yeah yeah i mean even i'm i'm a total
dip shit and i still found a way to figure out like not to do that yeah Kelsey figured out i'm
gonna go get this 20 million dollar deal from five yeah hell yeah go get this like get the money
while you can right and that's the thing like you get done playing you're used to these big
checks coming in yeah because you get paid you get paid every two weeks during the season
that's when your money's coming so you get these fucking huge checks coming in and
most guys aren't investing that money.
You're putting that money into like a,
they're just putting in like a basic fucking savings account basically.
You know what I mean?
Shit ain't drawing no interest.
And they're spending $100,000 a month.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You spend $100,000 a month.
You're spending a million plus a year.
Yeah.
And you're getting, yeah, you're making fucking $10 million a year.
Five million after everything's said and done.
But you're like, oh, I'm only spending a million of that.
Well, guess what?
When you're done and you're not earning any dividends on that,
yeah.
That shit runs out real quick.
Yeah.
You've got a couple years and then it's gone.
Yeah, I've learned to just take the money I make and use that money to make more money.
Exactly.
If you buy something that's depreciating value, eventually over time, you're going to get there very slowly and it's going to be real, you know, you're not going to notice.
And before you know it, you're going to be dead broke.
Like 90% of my money is investments.
Exactly.
Yeah.
I keep bare minimum in my bank account.
I keep, I keep, so I, I just move money to, like, I move money to pay bills.
That's the only time I move money
And I just put everything on the card
Especially with inflation
Man, you're losing 10% of value your money every year
Every year. Every fucking year
A million bucks ain't a million bucks anymore
It's not shit.
I should like $50,000.
Really? Seriously, I mean, it don't do shit
It can't buy you any kind of nice house
For a million, I remember even 10, 12 years ago
I bought my first house
Paid 700 grand for it.
It's a big ass house
I was like, it's a big ass house
bro i lived in that house for three years 900 000 i was like oh fuck i made money on this
then i was like well what's the alternative i'll go buy a two million dollar house
it ain't shit yeah right ain't shit it ain't shit and it's a three million dollar three and it's a
three and a half million dollar house now yeah i'm like bro what the fuck i had a townhome bill for
350 that bitch is damn that 700,000 exactly like it's it's it just keeps going up because we got
you have this so in colorado i'm sure
it's the same here there's a mass exodus out of california yeah oh yeah so these
californians are used to paying fucking crazy prices for the last fucking 30 years you know what i mean
they're like yeah right shit's been wild they come to denver and they're like oh i can this is what
three and a half million dollars gets me this is amazing yeah them fuck was like there's no wait
you don't have a you don't have a homeless tent behind your house and there's homeless people all over
but but the good thing is is there's a lot of conservative counties right around denver so denver's like really
we should just put a wall up around Denver.
Right. Just put a fucking wall up
and then put cameras in there and
charge people pay-per-view and let
watch them just eat themselves because that's what's going to
happen. Like, they're just going to fucking
eat themselves. It's out of control, dude.
It's like the Walking Dead downtown Denver right now.
It's so fucking bad. It blows
my mind. I mean, we was in Denver, Colorado
tried to save some money, went to this little
cheap hotel. Oh, man. We got attacked
by a pack of niggas down.
And they come out of nowhere. Like, it was a woman.
was arguing and we were trying to check it to our room.
We had a fucking show to do, right?
Yeah, we had a comedy show to do.
Let me tell the store cause.
We was trying to check in so this black woman's just arguing with the hotel reception.
We was running late.
We was running late.
So she kept arguing and they fixed everything for and they gave the number to corporate
and everything.
And then she kept bitch, I said, ma'am, just called the corporate number.
And she's like, who the fuck you talking to?
I was like, oh, so she went off.
She goes to the car.
I'm coming back.
She goes to the car.
Then a nigger came back with a...
And this dick was like this shit.
What's up, homie?
What's up?
We got a problem?
He had a baseball bat, right?
No, she had the baseball bat.
She took the bat like this, right?
She was going to hit me with it, right?
But she hits him in the head with it.
It's crazy, right?
But then they got kids in the car.
Yeah.
And they got little black kids in the kids.
They're like, oh, crazy.
I was like, oh, my God.
This is crazy.
They're like, let me out.
I want to fight.
Yeah, them kids want to kill us.
But it was going to turn to a fight, but then I looked in the off in the color was this white guy.
He was standing like this.
I said, that nigga got a good.
He could shoot somebody.
So I just like, I just did this.
And we had a friend, I think he left, but he travels with us.
He opens for us. He's a comedian.
He said, hey, stop talking to him.
You, you, you, you, you, what did he say?
He said, you antagonize him.
Like he's a tiger or some shit.
Don't poke the fence.
Don't poke the bear.
Get your chief, man.
Stop talking to him, man, you antagonize.
Yeah.
And always say, man, just calm down, man, calm down.
It's crazy.
Denver is out of control, man.
It really, it really, when I first moved there, though,
when I got drafted there in 2012, it was, like, easy to get downtown.
It was clean.
It was safe.
Like, you didn't have to worry about shit.
You could go out and have fun.
No problems.
Bro, it's not like that.
You know what it is?
They're not tough on crime.
They're letting these people out.
Exactly.
I have a good friend who's a firefighter, and he's like, he's for the,
for Denver PD and he was like or DFD and he said man the fucking budget cuts that are going on
he said he said I for every one fire he puts out he he's Narcan and like 10 people really
he said it's just and it might be the same guy like three times a week yeah like just fucking
oh is it him again I'm not doing it's saying bro let him fucking die like yeah it might sound cold
but bro fuck these guys like how many times I got save your fucking worthless ass life like you're so
fucking useless. Like, you're just
taking up resources and that could be
going to somebody that fucking needs them. You know what I mean? Like,
you don't want to live, obviously.
But then, like, the homeless situation and the
migrant situation, the migrants in Denver
are making fucking demands now. I know, I saw
that. Like, bro, what the fuck are you talking about?
Demands? I want fucking culturally appropriate
food, too, for free.
My fucker?
I do not
understand what black people, and
even the liberal whites continue to vote
Democrat because it's so self-defeating.
It's, yeah. Well, it's
It's because they've been taught, they've been preached this.
I know it's because they've been preached this like other narrative of,
oh, they're going to put you back in chains and they're going to lock you up.
For him, even the other of those words and black people not to go off on him,
it just shows how brainwashed it.
It is.
Well, you're seeing it turn now.
Yeah.
Like, there's a funny-ass Instagram.
I think it's called Trapped for Trump.
Oh, yeah.
Bro, that shit is fucking hilarious.
Yeah.
It is.
Traps for Trump?
for Trump.
Yeah.
And it's just a bunch of hood-ass dudes out there.
Like, man, fuck these Democrat motherfucking lying-ass.
Have you saw Knicks for Trump yet?
I did see that.
I did see that.
I saw that too.
There's Blacks for niggas for Trump.
There's traps for Trump.
It's fucking hilarious, man.
I think it's, I think it is, though.
I think that people are starting to wake up to this bullshit.
I hope so, man.
And I really, you know what's doing it, though?
I think their whole plan, and you're seeing it now.
You're seeing Joe Biden.
Oh, he's a convicted felon.
You already see him saying that shit, right?
Yeah.
And they thought that him being a convicted felon was going to like to tear people.
Yeah.
Motherfucker, half this country is fucking convicted of some shit.
Yeah.
Everybody's fucked up.
Everybody, the justice system has fucked the black community for so long.
If you think that they're going to take your side.
Right.
Like being black.
They're watching it in real time.
Being black and a convicted felon is not too much of a jump because a lot of us come from broken homes.
Exactly.
To be a felon in black is, it's almost one the same now.
Well, and why have they done everything they can to, to, like, break up families?
Yeah.
Right.
There's a reason for that.
Because if you have, if you want to build strong men and you want to build respectable women,
you have to have a father in the home.
Yeah.
Right.
And that's no shot on women, but it's not their job.
Like, if you just have a man in the house taking care of the kids, that's not good either.
You need a two-parent home.
That's how you want to have a success.
right childhood you have to have a two-parent like non-toxic fucking home right and it that's just
not happening and that's not just the black community that's every that's the yeah the the poor
communities you can you go in the past the math yeah you can go into prisons everybody in that
broken homes black white Latino is all right it just afflicts black the black community more because
we uh it's more more prevalent in our communities yeah hey man I want to talk to you about your hunting
man oh fuck yeah yeah I saw you killed a mountain line that mount line was like
me and my brother put together.
That was a big ass cat.
Who the hell chase his mom?
That is crazy.
I don't know, man.
It's the,
so that mountain line...
They pull up the picture.
That mountain line was so fucking big.
Like, I couldn't believe it.
How much did it weigh?
I didn't weigh it, but I mean,
I'm 6'5, 290 pounds.
Dude, that thing is...
You see what it looks like me holding him.
That thing looked like about 260.
Look at that.
Look at the head on that thing.
That thing could have ate you.
His fucking head was like this.
Oh, he easily, he had a 300 pound mule deer that he had like killed by the creek,
drug it across the creek, drug it over a fence, buried it up under a tree.
300 pound mule deer?
Yeah, because they can drag up a tree.
Oh, he could have, he could have carried me right up a tree.
No problem.
Yeah.
No fucking problem.
These things are killing elk and deer and shit like that.
They don't, they could kill a human so fucking quick.
They just don't.
They're just like, you know what I think it is?
I think that wild animals see something walking around on two legs and they're like,
what the fuck is that?
It triggers.
That's why they're like.
That's why they're like.
That's why they.
either attack or they fucking run.
So it's like, you know, even bears.
Like, I've come across bears that are damn near 400 pounds, but they're just like,
nope, fuck that. He's on two legs. I don't know what the fuck that is.
It runs off, you know?
But they, but the way we, the way you hunt these lines, you do with hounds.
So you have hounds.
Yeah, I noticed you got like dogs with you.
Yeah, you have hounds get on the, get on the track. And it's called cutting tracks.
You have them get on those fresh tracks.
And those hounds are fucking, get them treed quick.
You get four hounds. They'll get that fucker treed.
Get them a tree, dog.
Bake them go up a tree.
Yeah, get them up a tree.
And then, dude, the fucking, where we killed that mountain lion,
it's some of the most miserable shit I've ever had to go through.
Like, it was so awful.
I was full body cramping.
At one point, bro, I was in snow up to my chest, just crawling with my bow in my hands.
Yeah.
Colorado, man, it's snows out there.
And it's in the altitude.
Right.
So we had two feet of fresh snow.
And I was at, I went from 9,000 to 11,000 back down to like, I don't know, 10,000,
up through this snow and then back up
and then back down the other side
and then had to climb 900 yards straight up
this motherfucker. Were you afraid
that you wasn't going to be physically able to do it
once you got there? No. No?
Just train for it. I train for... That's what I train for
now. I trained for football. Now I train to hunt.
Because I do a lot of backcountry stuff, right?
So like August I'm going to be in British Columbia
hunting mountain goats for 10 days. What the hell's a mountain goat?
Those big white, fluffy, fucking mountain goats are... Oh, with the Rams?
No, not a ram. There's not a big,
horn, no, that's, that's, that's, are you going to talk about the money involved in this shit?
Yeah.
These motherfuckers are spending millions of dollars to like get sheep slams, right?
Oh, really?
So a sheep slam is when you kill, uh, a desert sheep, a Rocky Mountain big horn, a doll sheep and a stone sheep.
There's four of them that in North America.
And they're spending them, it's a day, you're going to spend a million bucks to do that.
Really?
Yeah, if you're just going to buy them outright and not draw the tags and shit like that.
Oh, I see.
Because it might, it's a once in a lifetime tag.
to draw Rocky Mountain Big Horn. So you're paying, I mean, hundreds of thousands
dollars to go on each of these hunts. And there's people out there that have, they're like
addicted to us. Now they have like seven slams, 11 slams. I was in this guy's, I'm not going to
say his name, but I was in his trophy room in Colorado. He's a developer and he fucking
loaded. And he has, his, his trophy room shits on any Cabela's I've ever been. Any Cabela's,
Bass Pro. It's got, he's got like scenes everywhere, fucking running.
water and trout in the water.
And this motherfucker has these sheep from fucking, these mountain sheep, these giant fucking
rams, dude.
Like the fucking base of their horns are like this from Mongolia.
And they're 200 grand of pop.
He's got like 10 of them in there.
He can make full body mountain.
That's how much he paid for that.
Oh.
That's just for the hunt.
That's not for the travel and the fucking tips that you and then paying people to find
them and shit.
Right.
Oh, man.
So you're talking about, he's probably got, you know,
like Jimmy John, he's a big hunter, right?
So he buys these governor tags.
So that means you get to hunt.
You're going to kill the biggest one in that area, right?
That's the problem is that this game,
this hunting game is turned into this, like,
fucking dick measuring contest between billionaires.
I'm seeing who can fucking kill the biggest of whatever, you know what I mean?
And it's like, cool, but, like, it's also kind of fucking lame.
You know, you pay $750 grand for a fucking deer.
Yeah, right.
You got too much money.
Yeah.
Hey, I got that video if you are actually shooting the mountain line.
Yeah.
Now, when you shot this, the mountain line, you shot him with a bow and arrow.
Yeah.
Man, you got to have, like, balls of steel, because you might miss.
Here it is.
Yeah, this isn't.
These lines.
Yeah, you see the shit?
This is when I just crawled out by the bar.
Here's the shot there.
Smoked his ass.
Dead when he hit the ground.
Yeah.
I was so fucking tired, I just fell.
I was like, thank God.
Because you're on edge the whole time.
Bro, and if that thing is coming up there to kill.
me? I'm not getting, what am I, who am I
fucking, what's the guy that shoots the arrows?
The fucking Marvel guy?
Hawkeye, who am I not fucking Hawkeye? I'm not knocking another arrow
and shooting his thing. He can come
up here and I'll take this knife to him.
He wants to fucking wrestle. You got to stand back
cat about 50 times.
Hey, bring that Vito back up. I want you to look at the comments.
Have you read the comments? Oh, yeah.
Like the dumbest, like, the
shit that people were saying, they're like, oh, that's
extinct. They're going extinct. The motherfuckers
There's cats everywhere up here.
What are you talking about?
Let me read some of these.
Can you bring up, can you make it bigger, Joe?
Yeah.
Hunting mountain lines should be illegal.
Anyone who kills an innocent big cat in a natural habitat should go on.
What the hell does that mean an innocent?
That cat was not innocent.
Like he's just up eating leaves and shit.
Yeah, it's like a vegetarian cat.
He's eating dogs.
That thing was eating people's dog.
I don't know if it was that one,
but there's lions that are eating dogs.
attacking kids. It's like they have to be pot that any any kind of the North American model of
conservation has is the gold fucking standard. Right. We've brought animals back from it from
because Daniel Boone killed everything. Right. It was killing everything. Right. And the way
Roosevelt, Teddy Roosevelt fucking implemented the North American model conservation and it and since then,
it's we've brought animals back from extinction. Right. The quotas on these mountain lines alone
are never met. Right. Because it's too fucking hard.
Right.
It's too, well, it's not even risky.
It's just fucking hard.
You have to have hounds.
If you're just going to go out and just shoot any lion you see and get lucky and try to shoot one, that's not, that's not what you want.
That's why they're like, oh, it's inhumane to use hounds.
If I use hounds, I can get that line in a tree and determine whether or not it's a worth, it's a good kill or not.
There's a lot, it doesn't bother those.
You see how the thing's sitting in there?
He's just like, yeah, whatever.
I'll just wait for you to leave and then I'm going to fucking jump down and fucking take off.
You put one right in his chest too.
Right in his fucking chest.
He was staring through my soul too.
I was like, this motherfucker is not scared.
He just doesn't want to deal with these dogs.
Right, right.
Not scared of me.
It's probably thinking, I hope,
these damn dogs leave.
Yeah, he's like,
man,
get these fucking dogs out of here.
Hey, bring up the comments again.
Right.
And it was some more,
it was some better comments.
Oh, there's all kinds of good ones.
Yeah.
Is that as but the top?
Is it top?
Yeah, scroll over to the top.
Yeah, keep going.
Okay, that's it.
Okay, right there. For those stupid people in the comment section that didn't know the situation
while wolf killed the cougar because this cougar actively in human area. It's either human or cougar, both a predator.
I don't want to sleep with Mountline lurking in my area. Maybe some people start hunting hunters and also make photo. I think that will be a great idea.
That was so stupid. That's a bot, though. You see? All of this shit, these are all bots.
and then a lot of the shit that was in my like DMs
were people from other from other countries
I was like fuck off you communist
like look at alone look at that
so brave multiple dogs and weapon
what do you want to go there
hand fight this look at the human
just sneak around hope I find when it jump on it
a majority's people
snap his neck
yeah majority's people talking shit they don't realize
our food is provided to us we don't have to hunt and kill
and they don't know I ate
that cat I ate everything
all of it
Oh, you did?
I ate all of it.
It tastes like white meat pork, but sweeter.
It's even better.
It's so fucking good.
Seriously.
I won't eat.
When you said pork.
It's so fucking good, dude.
I mean, it really, it's some of the best wild game I've ever eaten.
Wow.
I love elk.
That's my favorite.
Yeah.
But like, you know, and that's, I'm not going out and killing a mountain line every fucking year because it's a pain in the ass to do it.
Right.
But they're trying to ban it in Colorado right now.
And they're trying to take it to the ballot.
Turning to hunting?
Yes.
Trying to take hunting to the fucking ballot.
So they reintroduce wolves, which is a fucking disaster.
Right.
Absolute disaster.
So I think here's their grand plan.
I'm going to put my fucking tinful of hat on, but I know it's true.
Because most of these are conspiracy, truths, not theories.
Right.
These motherfuckers, what is their ultimate goal?
Take our guns.
Right.
Right.
Right.
But what's our, we're always like, well, I'm always going to be able to have a hunting rifle because.
Right.
You know, so if you take, they're already coming after our handguns.
Like in Colorado, if you have a concealed carry, you still have to lock it in your car.
that don't make no damn sense what good is that going to do when a motherfucker tries to rob me
yeah yeah because it's a sanctuary city now you got these fucking assholes running around everywhere
it makes no rob and steal shit all the time yeah the mayor of denver had has had his car broken
into twice the fucking mayor so you think i'm fucking gonna but have my gun ready to go like that's
the guy that's the guy that's got a husband right no no no the mayor oh the governor has the
husband and the governor and that's who's causing all this shit is the
fucking governor's husband who's an animal rights extremist bro like not an activist not like oh i like
animals don't you know save the turtles no he's like fucking out there doing everything they can't
reintroducing wolves because they want to if they kill the ungulents ungulents are deer elk
huntable animals and uh sustainable animals right right so if they if they kill off all the elk
and make it so they well all the elk are dead and it's proven to do that go to yellowstone
they took that they decimated that herd by 80 percent the wolves did since in 10 years 20
years or something like that but whatever so they're they're playing the long game here so they
reintroduce wolves which were they called a reintroduction these are Canadian timber wolves
or Canadian gray wolves or whatever they're like 180 pound fucking killing machines and they're
packed up and they're going to come kill they're killing indiscriminately and they kill just to
teach their young how to kill so they're just killing shit non-stop they're like white spikes
yeah exactly these motherfuckers are out of control these wolves right so they're killing they're killing
calves they're killing all this cattle they're doing all kinds of damage um and there's no management
plan so now they're saying um oh we we shouldn't be that that was taken to the ballot and if you
go up to the average person if i went up to you and you don't fucking hunt you don't know shit and
like hey you think wolves are cool you're gonna be like yeah yeah yeah think wolves are fucking
cool do you want us to like have wolves in colorado yeah i think we should have wolves right
okay well we used to have wolves and they were hunted out of here so now we're going to reintroduce them
right we've signed his paper yeah yeah so you sign it now it's on the
ballot and then it gets voted for and what happens in any blue state yeah you're
fucked you because now you have they just walk around the fucking streets and get people to
go vote for shit they don't even know understand they're like yeah right here's a crack
pipe and a fucking ballot you know right yeah and they'll sign they'll vote for whoever's
gonna give them anything that they they're just trying to get their next fix they don't
give a shit yeah and I'm not saying that all of Denver is a bunch I mean there's a lot of
fucking drug oh it's a but it's but you know the average person don't hunt they don't hunt and
And they're doing this.
They're trying to do that same shit with these mountain lions.
They're trying to take it to the ballot.
And if they get this past, we are really fucked because not only they're going to kill everything.
Mountain lions are such good.
They're going to kill people too.
They are going to kill libs.
They're going to, I hope so.
That's what I said.
They were talking about the homeless situation.
I said, we should just fucking let wolves and lions lose downtown.
Yeah.
Reinstitute the mountain lines.
Yeah.
Well, that's what people are saying about this line.
They're like, oh, why can't you, uh, you, uh, you're going to, uh, you,
manly move him to another area.
I'm like, bro.
You know, it's going to happen if you take a fucking lion,
like an alpha. Like this fucking lion is like
running the show over here, right? I'm going to take him
and put him in some other lions area.
Right. Like, one of them is
going to starve. So a mountain lion is going to die.
Right. One of them is going to die.
It might as well, I might as well pay the state.
That helps pay for your fucking hiking trails.
You fucking granola eating pussy.
That's, that's what do you think pays for your
hiking trails? Right. And your biking trails and all
fucking trails that go on we do hunters pay for that shit like that's that's
that's who's paying for so you're gonna lose out on that money and then say oh well uh
you know you should just humanely move him well one of one of them's gonna die anyways so
what like not these these people are so fucking delusional they think that animals just
fucking lay down and go to sleep one day and don't wake up right they don't realize there's a
cause and effect like in california um they you know a lot of people are driving electric cars now
but on the on the on the on the bad side of that because everybody's driving electric cars they
lose a lot of tax money from the gas so now guess what california's doing yep they've been in charge
people a damn per mile per mile bro that's fucking insane like fuck off liberals are insane i wish that
i wish that that fucking fault would snap you know what i mean oh that shit just break off and just
break off and go i think because i think we'd you'd have like ocean front here yeah you know i have
ocean from fucking hey yeah yeah yeah you know
that value would go way up that property value because because that's the that's the downside
because my you know i met my wife here she lived here for a while
she's from wyoming originally oh that's beautiful out there oh it's fucking beautiful but it's
windy a shit miserable yeah but the uh the like when you get up into like jackson area
like teetons it's fucking unbelievable it's so good but she was like the worst part about living there
is like it's just fucking hot and there's no water
like there's no ocean you know that's what she said the worst part about living here is
because i'm always like hey let's fucking go somewhere where i'm not paying all these taxes
because this sucks yeah right she's like well you're gonna fucking pay it in in uh
private school and also other fucking shit you know she's like it's like it's gonna get
expensive anyways i don't know what are property taxes like here oh very low is it they're good
no state tax that's why i moved here that that's what i'm saying but she's like there's
no ocean or really any mountains you know what's crazy is well you got the the ski
results probably what an hour way yeah you got mount charles or two it's actually snow's up there
yeah but um it's only hot here like three months out of the year the summer months yeah it's hot
but the other nine months is pretty much like california we can just go to go somewhere yeah yeah
yeah we just we just left the cayman islands oh yeah now she's like we should move here
yeah and i'm like it's not bad idea right i mean the fucking tax benefits you get being in the
camin oh yeah i forgot about that you don't pay federal income tax you don't pay state income tax yeah
There's no property tax.
I mean, it's expensive down there, but it's like, right.
I mean, we're driving down this lagoon, and it was like Snapchat, this guy's part
of Snapchat.
This guy's fucking, it's just billionaires everywhere.
Because they keep their money down there.
Right.
And to be a resident there, all you have to do is like, own a property to be there part of the year.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, your kids don't have to go to school there, none of that shit, you know?
Right.
You know, in the U.S., like, they're starting to crack down on that shit.
Yeah.
You know, people are trying to evade taxes because they need all their money.
well do you you know fucking Zelensky needs all that money you know yeah yeah people are leaving
california they're telling the people say if you leave californ you're still gonna pay state tax
even though you live in texas it's because all those companies have moved yeah right
right i mean you're losing which just blows my mind you're gonna they're what was it 190 billion
they're in debt yeah yeah yeah was it is that the number yeah they're fucking bankrupt how you're the
highest taxed, if that doesn't show everybody that that doesn't work. Yeah. And that GDP is like,
like a country. They're like, I forget the number. They're in the top four GDP, I think,
somewhere around there, four to seven, in the world. Yeah. And it's the state. And it's still broke.
Well, when you're spending 40 billion a year on the homeless, and it's not even denting it.
Right. Yeah. Not even fucking, you can't even tell that anything has been done. And you're spending 40 billion.
Yeah. I don't know if that's the actual number, but I know it's in the billions. It might only be four billion, but it's still a lot.
Still, I don't give a fuck if it's four million.
It's still too much.
Right.
Illegal immigration is very expensive too.
Fuck, yeah.
It is a, well, especially when you're handing them a $5,000 check right away.
Right.
And not to mention.
Here's $5,000 in a cell phone and a free place to stay.
Yeah.
I'm fucking coming here too.
Yeah.
And not to mention, they take all that money and he sent it to their economy there in Mexico
or Venezuela.
Oh, it's bad.
Yeah.
It's bad.
But, you know, the other fucked up part about what's, we talked about social media and people
getting all their information from social media.
I think, I think what's,
I know firsthand because I, you know, I also wouldn't get vaccinated.
Yeah, I didn't.
I was like, you're not fucking vaccinating me.
Eat a dick.
Right.
That was my outlook.
I said, you want to find me?
Fire me.
I don't give a fuck.
You're not sticking me with that shit.
Right.
Right.
Like, you know, as I fucking go down to Mexico and do fucking blow off of some fucking bathroom floor.
Hey, that's just natural.
That's just natural.
But still, I'm like, bro, I don't trust the government.
Yeah, I don't trust.
I know not to trust them.
Yeah.
I know that.
History tells me, don't trust your government.
Don't trust these motherfuckers.
Like, you know what it was is I had a Topics of the 60s class in high school.
And my fucking teacher was super like they fuck it.
Our government killed JFK.
Right.
They killed him.
They killed MLK too, I bet.
And he, yeah.
Yeah.
He went through all that shit and showed how the fucking CIA killed everybody just to start
fucking wars.
Right.
Because the, you know, the industrial war machine that we have here is so, it makes people fucking billionaires.
Right, right.
People like fucking Dick Cheney.
Right.
That, you know, Kissinger.
Like, it all started with that.
The bushes?
The bushes.
Like, they've all made billions of dollars off of fucking war.
Our kids dying over there.
Yeah.
Halliburton.
Halliburton, yeah.
Halliburton.
And then fucking now you got all these, you got all these fucking social media companies.
huge social like meta and all this shit
like they are they are
I posted something the other day where they just
said hey
the vaccine was proven not to be like a normal
vaccine it's not actual vaccine
yeah no shit I'm like yeah I fucking
told you I mean they
they fucking created this in like two years
like you fucking did me like it takes
they created that shit in like six months
yeah it's crazy
they take the definition and now you're trying to tell me I have to
get it like I'm killing somebody
like what the fuck I
I never understood that whole ordeal because
it had the same efficacy as a flu shot.
It don't keep you from getting it or spreading it.
It's supposed to boost your immune system.
So why are you pushing this on everybody?
Especially if I already had COVID multiple times.
Yeah.
I've already had it multiple times.
I could see if I was like not a healthy person and had been fucking quarantining myself
and doing all the bullshit, which has all come out to be fucking made up by Fauci anyways.
But I posted some, anytime I post anything about the vaccine, I am fucking, boom,
shadow banned.
Right.
They took my account and made it.
I posted something the other day.
They took my account and made it private and deleted my post.
Wow.
That's crazy.
And it's just like.
That's all because there's a conflict.
That whole thing was about making money.
It wasn't about protecting the human.
Because they invested so much into it to get it off the, get it going.
What do you think about LeBron?
He got his whole family vaccinated.
Then his 18-year-old son has a cardiac arrest.
I don't know.
We watched a player die on the field.
Yeah.
DeMar Hamlin literally
fucking died on the field.
Did you see his interview?
Yes.
And then they asked him a question about it.
And he says,
no,
I don't want to answer that.
Yeah,
I don't want to talk about it.
Yeah.
Because he knows what will happen.
Like, these motherfuckers are powerful.
We're talking about Big Farm.
Yeah.
You could come up missing.
Go go watch any fucking,
go watch any football game.
Right.
What, what, sponsored by Pfizer.
Right.
Pfizer this, Pfizer that.
Pfizer's fucking, they know where to,
and so that.
So the NFL in 2016 with that whole kneeling shit and the BLM fucking communist bullshit
Marxism fucking farce that was going on there.
The NFL was like, no, we're not down with that.
Like this isn't fucking cool.
And then something happened where the whole kneeling thing made them lose all this money.
Right.
People turn off the channel.
People who are like patriots and shit and we're like, fuck this, I'm not watching it.
So what did they have to do?
it's a business they have to go to who's going to watch right who's going to watch yeah the
the patriots fucking the you know the patriots right but now they're not watching right they
fucking said fuck the NFL I'm not watching so what do they do they go woke right completely
woke only people just watching during during that George Floyd shit yeah afterwards
they made us sit in a fucking auditorium and the the victimization from fucking guys
dude
every time I deal with like a cop
and a violent
and then kind of like fight or anything
or anything that could be like
drinking involved or any of that
I'm in cuffs
yeah right
like they cuffed me immediately
right right yeah
and I just stay calm
keep my cool
right don't fucking flip out
like why you do this to me
yeah I don't fucking freak out
it's because of white
you know like
these cops like
because every time I fucking flip out
I get fucking you know
I get my ass busted up
and throwing in the back of the car
shit almost taken down to you know and they're gonna tase you quick yeah they're gonna
fucking tase you like every time i've dealt with the cops i get put in in cuffs because they
don't want to deal with my big ass yeah right right so if you're acting aggressive and you look
aggressive or you're fucking they're gonna cuff your ass and they're gonna fucking detain you and
they're gonna keep you calm till they figure out the fuck's going on right right so all these guys
were i mean these guys were telling all their fucking stories about how scared of the cops they are
I'm like bro bro when i drop i drop by
cop I still get fucking nervous because I don't know if I did something wrong but I guarantee
I'm breaking the law guarantee you I guarantee you know because if you come from like a poor
area you used to just not I know my fucking tags are expired I know this is something yeah
something is going on here like I did something wrong right yeah and that that's just the thing
like if you didn't do anything wrong you know you still are going to be nervous around fucking cops
because especially whenever they're telling everybody how bad they are right so everybody's
telling you how bad the cops are and the cops are this the cops are that stay
from cops like anytime i saw cops all the way till i got to the NFL if i saw a cop
i was getting a fuck out of there because i'm not trying to get in trouble yeah right and it was
it wasn't about i wasn't worried about getting shot by the cops i was worried about just like
fucking headlines just being in the fucking newspaper like i don't want to any even in high school
i saw a cop i was fucking got out of there getting a buck out of here because i know i'm doing
something wrong right i'm drunk something's something's something's going on but it was just crazy
i had to listen to this shit and yeah i get it there's
Some people have a, some cops are shitty, just like some people are shitty.
Yeah.
Right.
So if you're a fucking shitty person and you run, this is what happens when a shitty person
runs into a shitty cop.
Yeah.
Bad shit's going to happen.
Yeah.
Right.
Or a scared cop or an untrained cop or a fucking DEI hired cop.
Or, you know, like that's going to, it's going to be a bad situation.
It's just going to be bad.
Yeah.
Because they're not designed to deal with the kind of mental health issues and the fucking fentanyl
overdoses and all this other shit.
They're not like, these guys don't get paid.
enough to fucking deal with that.
You know what I mean?
So,
so I understand,
I understand that like,
yeah,
for a long time,
uh,
the black community was fucking treated very shit,
like terrible.
Like it was fucking terrible and it was bullshit.
Yeah.
Uh,
but,
but that doesn't mean we're in different times now.
Things are changing, right?
Just one guy's fucking,
one drug addict getting fucking killed,
you know,
and overdosing and then blaming it on the cop who was,
who was excessive and whatever.
Like,
but,
but at the end of the day,
I'm not going to stop supporting the police.
Right.
Because guess what?
These same motherfuckers that are screaming defund the police are like,
where are the cops at?
You know,
after something happens,
their same motherfuckers walking down the streets in New York,
these little white girls,
these little white liberals getting punched in a face by some fucking convict.
They just did let him out on bail.
And it's just like,
we're going to let this keep going on until when.
What,
people are getting killed by him,
by illegal immigrants now.
So we just let these fucking guys go walk with no bail.
Don't deport them.
Don't get them out.
Yeah.
So that's why I'm praying that Trump gets elected, man,
because I know he's going to master.
he's going to deport these motherfuckers out of here.
Yeah.
Because I'm not saying they're all bad.
Yeah.
But you're here illegally.
Bring us your weak.
Bring us your needy.
I don't see weak and needy.
I see military-aged men coming across the fucking border.
And it's a full-on invasion.
Yeah.
I think a lot of the illegal immigration, I mean, I think it's, I mean, people say
when, whenever you criticize people coming to country illegally,
you always like to shine a light on you,
a negative connotation that you're like anti-immigration
and you just are racist.
But when you enter our country illegally,
that person is a bad person because they're breaking a law.
Like I can't go to the United Kingdom or Australia illegally.
No.
And because a good person.
My wife always makes this point.
When she went, she, at halfway through college,
she was like, I'm going to go travel before I start my main major.
Because, you know, that's the other bullshit thing about college.
You got to spend two years taking bullshit-ass classes just so they could collect the check and take up more of my fucking time and resources.
Right.
Cock suckers.
Like, it's unreal.
But she went to Australia during that, in that little for a year.
Because one of her friends was studying abroad and when she went over their visit was like, I'm fucking love it here.
I'm going to stay for a year.
But she had to have a job the whole time she was there.
So she was working on banana farms and bartending and doing that shit and just falling up the coast for a whole year.
When her visa was up, they said, get your, get your ass out of here.
Right.
Yeah.
Go on get it.
You know, like, get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, we got detained in the United Kingdom.
They put them in a little immigration jail.
Why?
We had some shows there in London, and they said, what's you here for?
Oh, I'm just here for, to, you know, just sightseeing, right?
Because I know my visa sucked.
Yeah.
Right.
I didn't have the right visa.
She said, no, you're in town for a couple of shows, right?
I was like, yeah, they do we work.
How the fuck do you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So they checked the visa.
Yeah, you don't have a visa.
So they threw us in immigration jail.
That's it.
And we had to pay like a couple thousand.
to get our visa right so we could stay and do the shows and leave yeah see i was just
we were coming back from cam and and going through just like going going through customs when you
get back to into the states yeah bro i live here yeah the fucker let me come home exactly
leave me alone i'm not bringing shit in here good check my luggage just like you check it when i fly
state to state right don't make me stand as fucking line for an hour so you can be like hmm
a passport oh do you do you have anything to declare no well okay great like did you fucking do
anything here. Did you not see the million fuckers that just walked across the border?
Yeah, exactly. There's a millions of them coming across the fucking did just let him walk right in?
Just look hey just walk right in no COVID test. Yeah. It's time to give up our new giveaway.
It's a dog ram power truck and we bought to do something we ain't never did before.
It's a camp. Not only you get a brand new truck. You get a camper with it too. In 10,000 of cash.
Hey, Keith. Yeah. We've given away over two million dollars in trucks and cash and price.
We give them back to the people to support us.
Instead of giving money to Facebook to advertise this stuff,
they'd censor us anyway.
So I say, you know what?
Incentivize our own people that already support us.
It's a win-win for everybody.
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Anything you buy from the site gets you automatically.
End of the win.
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Yeah.
I had to take a fucking COVID test two years straight every fucking day.
Oh, really?
Every day.
They had to shove that fucking thing up my nose.
Because I wouldn't get vaccinated.
Oh, it was so bad, dude.
That is so stupid.
It was so fucking bad, and they segregated me.
They fucking discriminated against me.
Seriously, just because I wouldn't do it.
And it started out with a big group of us.
Because I remember when the first fines came to the unvaccinated,
it was like 11 or 12 of us on the team.
And it's a, you know, it's a 54-man roster.
And there was like 12 of us.
And like, I'm talking about starters are up there.
And we just got done with a 90 degree fucking humidity.
You know that humidity.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's the same humidity.
That fucking miserable, sticky-ass.
Three-hour full-padded practice.
And we're walking back into the locker room.
And it's like, it's literally like walking from that door, that door to get to the locker room.
From outside to the locker room.
It's just a little hallway.
And I'm drinking a fucking protein shake.
There's no masks, nothing to be had.
I just took my pad.
off i just walk in the next day 15 000 fine and it was like all of us every single one of us
for refusing to wear a mask for refusing right that's crazy i was like where the fuck am i supposed to
keep my masks then yeah so i'm supposed to keep my mask in my fucking jockstrap right i'm gonna get
sick right because the mask has been kicking covid all day now i got i got to take that duck
butter and put it all over my fucking mouth like what the fuck off like that's
Like we would go on the field and fucking bleeding on each other.
You're right.
Yeah.
Slamming in each other, sweating on each other, spit and flying everywhere.
Like, it's a fucking nasty.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then as soon as I got the field, I got to put a mask on.
Did you?
Like, they said, they said, if you're not wearing your helmet, you have to wear your mask.
Oh, because the fucking face mask that's like this, like, bro, it's like this trying to stop a fuck.
Yeah.
Bro, I, I remember make it.
So anyways, they brought the league in.
They find us like three days in a fucking row.
It was out of control.
So we all, they bring the, the league in.
And they're like, hey, just so you guys know.
So I'm in this, I'm in a room, like a table like this.
All of us players are in there.
The GM, the head coach, the president of the team.
We're all sitting there with these two guys from the league.
And we're reviewing this film every day.
And I'm like, film.
Yeah, we're just watching like all the cameras around the building to see who's violating.
What city?
And I was like, what?
I was like, are you fucking serious?
I got so pissed.
I looked at the guy said,
how do you wake up in the morning and think,
you know what?
I'm a good fucking guy.
I said that to him.
And he was like,
he was like, well,
he started giving me all this bullshit about,
oh,
I'm just trying to,
I'm just trying to do what's best for you.
I said, do what's best for you?
I said,
you took fucking 30 grand for me this week.
Pre-tax,
that means I'm paying 60 grand to you.
Yeah.
So he's like, well,
it's not going to me.
I'm like,
I know it's not going to you.
You're just as fucking bad.
I said,
I made a,
I made a fucking Holocaust comment.
I said, do you think the fucking guards at Auschwitz thought they were doing anything
fucking bad?
Yeah, they fucking knew they were doing something bad.
Right.
Oh, I don't know what's going on in that gas chamber.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, I don't know why we're burning all these fucking bodies.
Yeah.
Not every, don't play fucking dumb, right?
And he was like, he started going on and on about all this bullshit and how it's,
it's like, we're trying to save lives and this and that.
I'm like, bro, we ain't saving shit.
I said, you can't stop a fart with your underwear.
Right.
Let alone a fucking little tiny,
fucking micro organism through this fucking shitty mask that i was wearing a mask that you could see
through and they said it was fine you could see through it in the netting right so thick you can see
through it i'm like bro you think stopping shit i sneeze in this motherfucker you're gonna get sick yeah
yeah you know that whole covid that man it just really pointed out how stupid people it made me
it made i would have probably played for another two or three years yeah because i i would have got
i had to get double hip surgery because i've ripped them both labrums off the bone that
Damn.
I had already dealt with a bunch of shit.
Like, 2013, I was paralyzed.
Yeah.
Bruised my spinal cord at the base of my brainstem.
I was paralyzed.
Played two weeks later.
Had a seizure 12 weeks later after that.
Came back, played, I was fine.
Got it figured out.
Had dislocated both elbows.
Bad dislocations, too.
That's crazy.
And they're giving you all this shit for a mask.
Bro, for a fucking mask.
I mean, there's games where I had to shove my fucking,
my foot was so swollen.
I had to shove it into my cleat and just keep playing.
Yeah.
Take a tort all.
Here's a tort all.
Go ahead.
But you want me wear a fucking mask?
You're worried about that?
Because they care about you.
Oh, I dislocated my finger.
Put it back and let's go.
Tape it up.
Let's fucking go.
How did it make you feel when he said, well, we care about you?
Oh, when he said that, when he said that, he was like, look, because the GM was like,
they loved it, right?
The GM and the head coach, like, all those guys were like on my side on this.
Oh, really?
The head coach was, Harbaugh was fucking pissed that they forced him to get a vaccine.
Because he, the coaches are under a whole different, like, they're not in the same union
as us.
So like they couldn't force us to get it
And fire us for not getting it
But they could implement all these rules
To make you miserable like Fauci said
Make them fucking miserable
And they'll fucking do what you say
You know
Make their life hard and they'll do what people want convenience
That sounds so un-American
It is so fucking un-American
It's unreal and then he said
So they told me they were like
All right calm down
Because I was getting heated
You see I get I get fired up
And I start going
And I just say the filter is all the way out
I start hunting people
I start hunting like I start going
I'm like hey
He was like listen
He's like if you guys just wear your mask
ask, everything will be fine. I said, don't worry. I'll wear my star
David, you fucking Nazi.
I said that to him.
Apparently, he's Jewish.
So the GM was like, hey, that explains a lot.
Because I got fined.
My ass got fined.
I paid like 250 grand of fines in those two years.
Dude, that is so.
So half a million bucks out of the, out of the window.
You know what I mean? I want that fucking money back.
Yeah.
You cock suckers. You fucking lied to us all.
Yeah.
Lied to us all.
And then it was, the crazy part was, is that I wasn't allowed to go.
By the end of the, after that whole meeting, we had a, we had a fucking coach get up in front of the team and tell the whole team that if there's two guys on his team trying to make the roster, one guy's vaccinated, the other guy's not, and they're the same exact player.
The vaccinated guy's getting the job.
That is.
He said that to the fucking team.
So what do you think they got everybody's fucking, oh shit?
Like, I've been working my whole life to get this to get here.
That's a threat, dude.
That's what I'm saying.
And then the coaches had a poll.
They had a poll going for whoever, whatever room, so like position group,
had the most vaccinated, vaccinated players won the pot.
Man, it's like, bro, we're dumb people out there.
I'm like, bro, we're playing, like, you guys are not doctors.
You're a fucking football coach and overweight, sloppy motherfucker too.
I'm not listening to shit you're saying.
You can't even keep your fucking wife happy.
Like, fuck off.
Like, I'm not listening to you.
These coaches are fucking, most of them are fucking miserable humans.
Like, they are.
They're fucking miserable.
I've had some really great coaches.
Right.
And I have really good relationship.
But I've had some really fucking miserable ones who just like making comments all the time about like, oh, you must be a Trump supporter.
It's like, bro, what the fuck does that matter if I'm a Trump supporter or not?
Yeah.
Fuck off.
And it's just because they're trying to be cool guy with all the fucking wokeness that's going on.
Oh, the wokeness.
So how woke was the locker rooms?
So.
So.
So it got bad in Baltimore.
It got real bad.
That's a woke in city.
It was so fucking woke.
Like the locker room was,
the problem is is that the guys that are actually like on free thinkers and on the right,
they're afraid to say anything because they're scared.
But me,
I don't give a fuck.
Fuck you.
I don't.
I don't care.
Like I'm going to,
if I believe,
I'm going to say what I believe and I'm going to be who I am.
I'm not going to hide and let you just talk shit.
And I had a teammate who happens to be one of the best of his position in the league.
And he's like super, like doesn't even speak to it.
He's from Texas.
Doesn't even speak to his fucking his side of the family anymore because he's so woke.
He's on that.
Wow.
He's on that bullshit, right?
And he just was like every day fucking making comments about, like, oh, me.
He was like right beside our locker, right?
They put these fucking plastic things up in looking at our lockers, right?
Oh, yeah.
protect you from COVID.
Hope I don't get sick.
It's fucking so stupid.
It's funny because Mark Ingram was on the other side of me.
He just thought I was so, like him and I've known him for such a long time.
Now that we were finally teammates, we were just fucking goofing nonstop.
And most of the guys didn't give a fuck with.
Like there were some guys, I mean, a small percentage of guys in there that were like
fucking terrified of COVID.
And he was one of them.
A little fucking frail, pussy ass fucking.
What are you so scared of?
And then when, oh, my God, he's scared of COVID.
Oh, he was terrified.
And then whenever, whenever, whenever, Joe won, uh, Joe and fucking Kamala won, he gets on the, I get on the, we're playing a game.
And I get on the bus.
And he goes, he knew I was a Trump guy.
He goes, Derek, we did it.
I was like, I brought to fucking.
I was like, I wanted to, I didn't, I didn't get into the whole stolen election bullshit.
Right, right.
Because he's so fucking brainwash doesn't matter.
Right.
You know, it's like, I always equated to like an anti-hunter.
You're never going to convince an anti-hunter.
that hunting is good for,
that we care about these animals
and it's actually good for them
to manage our fucking populations
to make sure they don't get,
you have too many of anything, it's bad.
It doesn't matter what it is.
And sustainability is everything.
But you're never going to change their mind.
So it's like they're,
like they can keep running their fucking mouth all they want.
You know, it's so funny,
they anti-huners, but they'll hunt Putin all day.
All day.
Yeah, all fucking day.
And then they'll support fucking terrorism
and rape from Hamas.
Yeah.
Right.
That's what, you know, whenever the gay pride parade and the fucking pro Hamas parade met,
I said we should let, we should do pay-per-view, let them fight to the death,
death, fucking death match.
Give them weapons and shit.
Give them, like, bats and fucking nails in them and shit, let them beat the shit out of each other.
And then whoever survives will pay for their school.
Hey, when you was in the NFL, I'm not, I'm not too sure.
Was they putting pride on everybody?
Did y'all have to wear the pride flag on your uniforms?
Not when I was there.
Yeah.
That was that's just like in the military, right?
Mm-hmm.
There's all kinds of goofing around acting gay with each other and shit.
Just being silly, you know what I mean?
Right.
But like, if somebody is really gay in a locker room, that shit ain't cool.
And those gay people in the NFL, right?
Oh, fuck, yeah.
There's gay people in the NFL.
You kidding me?
Gay people everywhere, right?
Right, right.
I don't care.
Like, I don't give a fuck.
But don't be, like, staring at my dick and shit.
You know what I mean?
I don't want, like, if I know that it's just going to make me uncomfortable.
If I know, it's just like, like, why do women not want men in the locker room with them?
Because they don't want to feel like they're fucking being looked at like a piece of meat.
Right, yeah.
Just imagine, look how you felt.
Like, when I remember taking a shower from first time in high school around a bunch of dudes, I felt so uncomfortable.
Now, look, fast forward to the day, you got actual men pretending to be women taking showers in women's restrooms.
Imagine how uncomfortable they feel.
Well, imagine, I mean, as a, you guys have.
kids? Yeah. I got three. Girls, boys? Girls and boys. Yeah, girls and boys. So you know how,
how old are your girls? Mine's 22 now. Okay, I have a 17 year old and a five year old, both girls.
Yeah, I have a 16. And it's fucking terrifying to think about, I mean, I can't take,
because if there's not a family restroom, I can't take my daughter to the bathroom because
I'm not going to walk into the fucking women's restroom. Right, right, right. That's just common sense.
Right, right. If you got a dick and balls, you are a man. Right. Yeah, right. You are. Right.
You are a fucking man.
And if, and if you think you're a woman, you're mentally ill.
Yeah. I asked a dude.
And I'm not, I'm not saying there's, I'm not like shaming that.
I'm not saying that.
But I don't feel comfortable.
Yeah.
Let my daughter, my, like, even my 17 year old, I get nervous when she goes into the bathroom.
Let alone my fucking five-year-old.
Yeah.
And there could be some fucking creepo just lurking in a man.
Some dude in the dress like, hi.
Hi.
Dude, we had a, uh, a fucking creep.
We had a, what's the name?
Omni Liberal?
Destiny, he's liberal.
And I asked him what a woman is.
I saw this.
And that fucker said it's complicated.
It's complicated.
I was like,
what in the hell is wrong with you people?
If you're not,
if you're not fucking bleeding once a month.
Yeah.
And you're not fucking,
you can't give birth.
Yeah.
Until that day comes.
Yeah.
Because guess what?
Whenever they're fucking,
you're buried and they dig you up,
they're going to be like,
that's a man.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh,
This guy's a transgen.
They don't get us.
Oh, this guy was a trans.
Look his head's big up here.
I can tell by his hips and his bones.
This guy was a queer.
Hey, that gay player that came on NFL, the first gay player.
Oh, yeah, he got drafted, yeah?
Yeah, he was played with the Rams or anything.
What was the line?
He was the old.
Michael Ray.
Yes.
Michael Ray or Michael Sam.
Yeah.
I knew he had two first names.
Yeah.
I remember that dude.
I remember that dude during the Columbine, he was sprinting.
He had a full blown erection.
Yeah.
I was like...
Bro, because think about it.
Imagine if you were fucking running around at like a...
A women's Brazilian volleyball, fucking beach volleyball tournament.
You'd be running around the fucking voter, too.
Oh, you're naked, most of the time.
You're naked, basically, the whole combine.
He was walking around fucking naked basically at all time.
Makes sense now.
So what are you thinking he's a homosexual?
Yeah, he's like...
I mean, it's like getting fucking...
It's heaven to him.
Every day.
It was fucking great.
Like the way they marketed that, like, he was the only NFL player that was gay.
How many verifiably gay people you're around while you're in the league?
None.
They never came out of the closet.
Yeah.
None.
But everybody knew they was gay.
No.
I never played with a guy that I was like, yeah, that guy's probably gay.
Yeah.
Oh, really?
Like, I just never thought that.
Like, I never, I don't.
I can't.
think of a time when i was like man that guy's kind of fucking he's sus you know there was like
because it's all it's but you would never like because if you're gay and in the closet don't
anybody know you're gay you're not going to goof around and act gay right like you're just not
going to do that right right like there was there were guys that i was like that guy could probably
be gay because he gets like super homophobic when you do gay that's how you know somebody's gay
I don't fucking do that's real.
Why, you like it?
Is that why?
You don't want me to do?
You like it, huh?
You know how it is in the military?
It's the same shit in the military.
So, funny, I know the military is just like this because I was, I was in Utah at the
Capitol building in the governor's office and John Wayne was in there, a middle of honor
recipient.
Oh, yeah?
You know who I'm talking about, right?
John Wayne?
Yeah, yeah.
He's little, right?
And he's standing in front of me.
We just met, right?
And he's standing in front of me and we're going to take a picture.
I just grabbed him by the waist.
I was like,
this is like a prom picture.
Right.
And he just fucking died.
He thought it was so funny.
Right.
I was like,
that's how I know these.
I know the fucking military.
Locker room is a locker room.
Right.
So it's the same thing with women.
Like,
right.
When they're in their locker room,
they got their own shit
that they talk about and they do in there.
Like men,
we would just say the most outrageous and try to make people uncomfortable.
Like,
like I had teammates that would just walk around butt ass naked.
Right.
And there's fucking reporters everywhere.
did you do that show
just trying to make them look at their
at their dick and shit
let me just walk by these
female they blew my mind
like when I got to the NFL
that's the one thing that really blew my mind
that I'm bud ass
I remember the first time I walked out of it
because it's like right after practice
every practice you walk out
and there's fucking reporters all through the locker room
I'm like you're like dodging it females
yeah hot females too huh yeah
oh yeah really good like yeah
some of them got
tore down too.
Oh, yeah?
Kid me?
Are you kidding me?
Not during that time,
but I'm talking like on a
off site, you know what I mean?
Off hours.
Like you're not on duty.
Not like that fucking cop.
Dude, that shit is.
He said, don't say that right now.
Yeah, I saw that.
But yeah, it was like, I remember
walking, you walk out and,
You're like, butt-ass naked, you're like, oh, there's fucking women in here.
Right.
What's going on?
This is kind of fucking weird.
Yeah.
Right.
And you're just like, it just becomes normal.
And they're just like, most of them are very professional.
Like, honestly, they are very professional.
Right.
And I don't, I would never want my daughter to feel uncomfortable in those situations.
Right.
So, like, we were very respectful with them.
And like, so I'm not just saying that.
I always kept the towel on, right?
You know, because they, they would come, they'd be standing at your locker waiting for you.
Oh.
I'd come over there and I'd put you know you keep my towel on and put my shorts on my
underwear on and then put my clothes on and shit then do my interview you know but they'd be
standing there and but there were some guys that were like fuck it I'll just stand here naked
they just stand there but ass naked try to do an interview boy it would have me so
would you be laughing oh dying dying what the fuck is he doing because like every year
there's like a whole different group of uh of of um reporters right so like
Obviously, obviously there's
Well, they move to, they
Move up and, and shit.
So like, yeah.
There's always like a new, a new one that comes in there.
Yeah.
It's like, especially during training camp, we got the camp eyes.
Yeah, but break them in, huh?
When you got those camp eyes, you've been seeing nothing but dick all fucking, all week.
Right.
Nothing but dicks all week.
And then you're like walking a locker room and this fucking five walks in.
You're like,
you know, that's just how.
you know it's just a bunch of fucking meatheads you know right what do you expect but but it was like
the the the rules the i don't think that it there was some places right like washington you hear
about dance nighter and all that shit and how it was fucking miserable working environment from
women um but in denver it was always like we treated those women with so much respect like it was
never uh never weird never like uncomfortable i always like if they needed to do an interview i would
like fucking put my clothes on and be respectful and and treat you just like i would just like i would
treat the fucking, you know, it's crazy because you got like good, because women reporters are
usually like, you know, pretty girls, right?
They're pretty, yeah, very attractive.
Very attractive women.
But the dudes that are in there like the fucking trolls of that, you know, they're all trolls.
They're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, walking around fucking troll.
Like, just so creepy a fucking looking dude.
But they would be like they, the women, I always appreciated doing a woman's interview over
a man because they have respect and they'll wait for you to like,
let me chill a fuck out especially after a game yeah i'm fucking all i'm fucking on adderall and
fucking mushrooms i'm i'm like yeah we just lost the game or something right these guys they
have no cooth they just come stand they'll stand right in front of your locker like in the way
just to get you know because i i would be honest with my sound bites they just trying to get a
sound bite right um i would like fucking leave and make them and wait for them to leave and then go
and sneak into it was crazy i had to sneak into my locker get dressed and then if a woman
wanted to do an interview i would rather do hers because she was like waited for me to get dressed
and then would come over hey derrick you got time they don't just throw a camera in your face they're
respectful you know what i mean so it was i always respected there was some of them that did some
ho shit that i was like this oh yeah they would just to get a scoop you know what i mean just to get the
inside scoop and then you'd hear about these these stories and you'd be like how the fuck did she know that
like you know she's fucking somebody she's got to be right like it could be a coach it could be a
fucking player. It could be a GM.
But it's like, that's just going to happen when you got, you know,
you got all this testosterone running around.
Oh, yeah, of course.
You know, beautiful women running around too.
It's just going to happen.
But as long as you treat everybody with respect, like, everything should be
so I'm pretty sure y'all had some people that was like naturally born comedians.
They would like put on a shirt or tie and everything else to be butt naked.
Bro.
They would do that.
All types of funny shit.
Or they would just show up butt naked.
They just have shoes on.
Just have shoes on.
One time Vaughn was walking around with just boots on,
his cowboy boots.
I'm like,
bro,
what are you doing?
With his glasses on.
Yeah,
he'd be like,
quit cock watching.
You know?
He's fucking,
and Vaughn's like got crazy tattoos.
Like crazy ones,
right?
Not like,
they make no sense.
He's got,
he actually has a giant rooster on his fucking thigh and shit.
Like,
he's like,
he's like,
you see the rooster?
And I'm like,
I'm not looking at your dick on.
Like,
it's just,
you know,
that's just,
It's like the funny shit that goes on in the locker room.
Right, right.
But, man, it was so much, that's the best part about.
That must have been a lot of fun.
Oh, when you've got a good group of guys, sometimes the guys are fucking lame, you know,
and it sucks.
But when you've got a good group of guys, it's fucking awesome.
You know, we're playing fun.
We're gambling, playing cards all the time.
You're not supposed to be gambling there, but we're doing it.
Right.
You know, playing dominoes and fucking playing boo-ray and spades.
Throwing dice and shit.
Throwing dice, yes.
It's always fun when you're around a bunch of guys that's like kind of fucking.
up.
Exactly.
We're just a bunch of fucking assholes that are good at football.
You know, the guys I hated the most is the good of two shoes that will rat you out.
I couldn't stand being around those people.
The people that was fuck up, didn't care, and they were just free-spirited and just like to have fun.
The snitches.
Yeah.
Well, that was the other thing, man.
Like, as a football player, you got to look out for your own.
Like, we got to look out for each other.
Like, if we can't trust this guy to not go snitch on us for fucking smoking a joint, you know?
Like, what the fuck can we trust?
You know what I mean?
Like this is,
you're supposed to be one of our guys.
Yeah.
So that was just, you know.
Have they ever passed,
legalized that in the NFL for places to smoke weed?
So now it's like,
so here's the other thing.
If you fail a drug test for weed,
you're a fucking idiot because they,
you know when they're testing.
Oh,
do you know exactly when?
Their test,
there's two times a year that they would test it.
Now it's once.
So it was two times a year they're testing.
And really,
if you stop like four to six weeks,
I always,
excuse me,
I would stop like,
months and months because I used it to like chill the fuck out after your names right and for pain
management because I didn't like I don't like I don't like opioids and I don't like all the I don't
like anti-inflammatories I don't like it it fucks my stomach up I just don't like it oh okay so I didn't
start smoking until I got through and it was just a little I would just do a little bit at night
just to chill out and like take the edge off and go to pain away and go to sleep and get a good night
rest wake up but there were some guys they couldn't fucking stop like they just could not stop and
they would fail. And I'm like, how the fuck can you be such a dipshit?
Yeah. You know what I mean? How are you like so fucking still like, they tell you when we're
going to test and you still fail the shit. But it's it blows, it always blew my mind the lack
of discipline that some guys had. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Some guys that were like close, close friends of
mine, still close friends of mine, um, ate himself right out of eight himself out of
me couldn't keep his weight now. His report date, his report weight was 360. He shows up at
fucking 420 or some shit i'm like bro what the fuck i never seen this dude eat never never
saw him eat unhealthy apparently at night at nighttime his ass would go to mcdonald's
like fucking 10 big max like there's only that's only way that happens like bro you're
and i guess that the team he was with before that right uh before us we had that strength coach
came from there and he's like dude we used to have to follow him home night
I'm like, what?
He's like, yeah, because he would fucking,
because when he, I'm telling you,
he's like an all pro player when he's,
when he's like got his weight down.
Right.
And his football IQ is fucking through the roof.
Right.
Yeah.
Matter of fact, he was a receiver in high school.
A wide receiver.
A wide receiver?
He just ate himself until, I'm telling you, dude.
It got so bad, like he would get in his stance
and he wouldn't even bend in his knee.
He just was just putting his hand down.
I was like, bro, this motherfucker.
He didn't try to run to the ball.
And he, like, when he's like 3.30, 3.40,
he's got I mean he's fast quick feet like fucking good hips everything moving good
powerful strong long arms like the if you were going to design a nose guard or a three
technique that's how you design it minus the eating problem right because this motherfucker
would just bro he paid 360 grand in fines damn weight fine it's it's a thousand a pound
every time and he was showing up 50 60 pounds yeah over a fucking weight I had a friend who was
real big. I was like, and I talked
to him, I was like, man, you're a big dude, man.
But I never see you eat.
He said, yeah, I know, man, I'm good during the day.
It's just around fucking 10 o'clock.
He said,
he told me, you know what, them big
ass trays of stove as lasagna? Yeah.
He said, I'll pop that bitch in the oven.
I eat that whole thing. And I eat
that with a loaf of bread. Right?
And then he said, I go get a gallon of chocolate
ice cream and throw some
walnuts in that bitch and eat the whole thing.
I was like, dude, that is nuts.
you're going to get diabetes yeah he's still alive too
looking like he's in great health
he's happy he's happy as hell
that's the other that's the other thing is um you know
i always they talk about like peds and what's fair and what's not fair
how is it fair that a guy like russell wilson can spend
two million dollars a year on body work
but i'm but like another guy that doesn't make near that kind of money
can't do that right you know what i mean i just always thought that was kind of
bullshit you know it's like you know like you always hear about lebron how much money he spends on his
money and how much money he spends on his body and i'm all i believe in like i did i spent
probably 300 grand a year on body work and things to like keep my body going in season uh stuff like
like i used to do stem cells and that comes out of pocket um like i the NFL should cover all that
fuck no cover any there's a thing called line of duty so based on based on your salary and how many
years you played, how many injuries you had.
It's a point-based system.
They made me go through fucking three different appointments.
It couldn't be a doctor in Denver.
Had to be a doctor in fucking Kansas City.
I walked in his doctor in Kansas City, the first one,
fucking Kansas City chief shit everywhere.
And they were like a rival for us.
Yeah.
What do you think he's going to do?
You think he's going to fucking give me fair fucking,
you think I'm getting a fair...
He's going to pause in your ass.
Oh, this motherfucker was like, oh, well, I don't...
I was like, hey, I was trying to tell him...
I'm like telling him the rules.
And he's like, oh, I know what I'm doing.
And I'm like, oh, I'm fucked.
Yeah.
I'm not winning this one.
Then I had to go through two more doctors who each time I went to another doctor,
they just kept getting higher and higher.
So they, like, he extended that process like six months just by being a dick.
You know what I mean?
So that's how it's crazy.
And then to get like neurocogs, so like there's a, we've all had fucking concussions.
If you played any kind of fucking, if you played soccer, you probably had fucking concussions.
You know what I mean?
Just hitting a ball of your head.
I got a concussion for my dad.
Yeah, right.
Fuck, me too.
You'll whip my ass when I'm up.
I slammed against the damn wall.
Some of the time.
I slapped in the head just for fucking looking funny.
Don't fucking look like that.
Pow,
oh shit.
Keep your mouth closed when you fucking walking.
It's like shit like that.
How's the retirement benefits?
That's what I'm getting to is that these are all benefits.
NFL player benefits.
So you max your 401k out while you're playing because then they match.
up to a certain point they match.
So, you know, by the time you're, you can't take it out before you're 45 or the tax penalty is
fucking disgusting.
It's still going to be high at 45.
And the next level is 65, which by 65, I'll probably be fucking mush.
Who knows what my brain's going to be like at that age, you know what I mean?
Hopefully I'm good.
I'm doing all the right things with the mushrooms and shit.
Like that shit helps regrow those neurons.
But then there's like, so you get line of duty, neurocog, there's permanent disability.
to get that permanent disability,
you can't work any kind of job.
If a granny can't do it, you can't do it.
Like, simple shit.
You can't have anything, any businesses can't be in your name.
I think majority of people playing in the field
should be permanent disability.
Yeah.
They only cover you health insurance for five years after you retire.
Really?
If you're vested.
So you've got to get vested.
So vesting, that's why the average is two and a half years.
Because after three years, you're vested.
so then you get pension and you get all this other you get all the benefits but there's the there's a line of duty
and there and that's um it's like seven grand a month for 90 months which is fucking nice right
it's nice little like they used to have something coming in and then there's neurocog which is
15 years you can get it you get paid like four or five grand a month but to get that you literally
have to go to fucking rehab say that you're going to fucking kill yourself and
Like all, it's like,
Mm-hmm.
Oh, bullshit.
Bro, like, I'm a fucking man, right?
Like, I'm taught to not, like, even if I do want to fucking blow my head off,
I'm not going to fucking tell everybody.
Right.
I'm going to fucking get through it and do what I got to do and get to the next day.
You know what I mean?
That's just like the culture.
That's how it is.
Yeah.
This soft-ass fucking talk about you.
Take a day off for mental health.
Bro, we can address your mental health while you still make sure you're not being a pussy about it.
Like, come on.
Right.
Come on.
You got to, we're men.
Right.
Don't act like a when a female has those issues, I understand it, right?
Because their fucking hormones are changing all the time with their with their periods and all that shit.
So I get it.
But as a man, like, bro, get it together.
You know what I mean?
Like you got to get together.
I'm not going to go check in for 30 days at a fucking rehab.
Yeah.
You know, to do this.
So I just was like, I'm not doing it, you know?
And it's just, it's pretty sad.
They ran out of all that, all that money they raised for the fucking concussions.
They fucking blew through that so quick.
You know, guys are waiting around forever.
to get their money.
It's,
I mean,
the VA is fucking 10 times worse.
Yeah,
I know about the VA.
You know,
it's 10 times.
My mother-in-law was a nurse practitioner
at the VA in Wyoming
for like fucking 25 years
and she said it's impossible.
I went to the VA once.
I was like,
I never do it again.
I was in so much pain
and the way they mistreated me
and threw me around.
It's like,
no regard for my life.
I was like,
man,
I'll never go back.
How are you going to send somebody
for a fucking X-ray
when they got a torn ligament?
Right.
I got a torn ligament,
Should be an MRI or something.
Yeah.
I go fucking straight to an MRI.
My brother-in-law's a chief in the Navy.
Yeah.
And he's like, he had to get, his knee was all fucked up.
And I was like, they do an x-rays.
He said, brother, they've given me two x-rays.
I'm like, what?
You have a torn ligament.
They're like, I don't know what's wrong with this.
It's not broken.
Oh, no shit.
Like, put them in a fucking in an MRI machine.
They do the absolutely the least.
Minimal.
Oh, yeah.
They're not.
It's sick.
It's, well, you know, the, the injustices that have gone on every, every corner you drive by, there's a fucking veteran sitting there.
It's like, how the fuck have we let our warriors?
Like, how have we let that happen?
It's sad.
Let women vote.
Women suck so well.
Men nowadays are so bleak.
Yeah.
Did you know black people, black people could actually vote before women could vote?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, that's, women have had it throughout his.
I mean, since the beginning of fucking time.
You know what?
Have been treated like fucking you're just here to get.
Hey, can I save the baby or her?
Yeah.
Is it a boy? Yeah.
Yeah. All right. Save the baby.
Yeah. Black women. I mean, black people and women couldn't vote for the longest.
And whoever just made that decision back in those days.
Today we're proving them all right. Yeah.
They are so black people and women are so one sided when it comes to voting.
Oh yeah.
Well, because they, they vote.
with their emotions.
Yeah.
So that's the thing with Trump, right?
People are like, I just don't like his demeanor.
I'm like,
but you'd rather have the guy that shits himself
in front of all the fucking,
all of the world?
Literally shit himself on TV.
Right.
He just did that at Normandy, right?
Yeah, he fucking shit himself.
And then the French,
the French president's like, oh, fuck,
well, I'm gonna go for these fucking D-Day veterans.
Thank you for your service, sir.
I'm glad I'm not speaking German.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then he blew out of proportion
when Trump said,
grab him by the pussy.
Oh, yeah.
It's like, all men talk.
like that majority it's a locker it's locker it's locker room talk yeah yeah and he's not wrong yeah yeah
yeah a lot of these girls is let you do shit like that yeah yeah they like aggressive strong man yeah yeah
yeah i'm not saying you listen i'm not advocating yeah yeah yeah just walk up and start grabbing women
my pussy right yeah right but but if a woman grabs a guy by the dick it's no big deal i know
no big deal whatever but you know i get groped and touched on all the fucking time like i'm like what
it's just whatever i mean if that was a girl i
I'm like, how would you like, I looked at this guy, I was at EDC.
I took my, my wife loves EDM music.
So I took her to EDC for a birthday in May.
Oh, okay.
Walking to the crowd, some lady just like fucking rubs my chest.
I'm like, the fuck are you doing?
Like, don't just touch me.
Right.
You can't just touch me.
I was like, imagine if a fucking dude came up to you and just started feeling on your titty.
Right.
You fucking lose your mind.
Right.
Right.
It'd be dragging him out of here.
Yeah.
It's got to be a fucking a sex offender.
Right.
know like that when Trump said that I thought he was he was talking in it you know
metaphorically because women do like aggressive they they like masculine yeah
they like masculine men who are not gonna like who can protect them yeah right
confident men that's what women want they want a man that can protect him right real
like I don't who knows about these other fucking women these yeah they're like
after the soy boys yeah yeah that's just they're starting to figure yeah it's a
phase and they're like it's like a high a girl in high school that likes the fucking
troublemaker you know what I mean it's just if once she gets out of high school and
realizes that like that motherfucker's a loser and they're gonna fucking be anything you know
some of these women are like oh my I got this liberal guy that I can fucking boss around and
make him do whatever I want and then uh then they're fucking miserable because they're just
now they just have some subservient dude it's just like I just do what I do not what I do what I
can not to get yelled at right right he's like I'll do whatever you know right some limp dick
fucking soy eating fucking
pussy. No hunting.
No hunting. Can't kill anything.
Can't kill your can't provide
food. Can't provide protection.
Can't provide shelter.
What is he good for?
Yeah, why do you think it's a fucking babysitter now?
Yeah, why do you think so many, so many men are like so weak like that?
Because they've been told that masculinity is toxic.
Yeah.
That's what they've been taught.
They've been told them. And the teachers are telling you.
Teachers used to tell me all the time.
I was too aggressive.
you're too this you do that
well fuck you
sorry that you're so fucking soft
right right right
like I'm not I'm not gonna not be
you know I had I worked the radio job
right after I retired
oh really and I wish I wouldn't have done it right away
I wish I would have waited and then did it
because I wasn't like
dude I
my filter is I say what I want to say
and that's what I'm gonna say so I got
I got I got accosted
for uh for trying to
fucking I was they're like
why are all these soft tissue injuries happening?
I was like, I don't know.
Look at how many vaccines they're getting.
Right.
That's the only fucking thing that's changed.
Right.
Every team that has the most vaccinated has the most injuries.
That's got to be correlated.
I said that.
I said that right after I said something, Elton John was coming to town.
And I said something about powder in my nose in the bathroom, like just goofing around.
Right.
And so when I got a phone call afterwards, I was like, oh, they're definitely mad about the cocaine thing.
Yeah.
So talk about cocaine all you want.
Don't say anything about.
the vaccine. I was like, what?
They're like, dude, you said that and we had
we had like a hundred calls come in
saying that you had to be, you should be
fired. So from then
on, I was like, I always
fucking made sure that people, like
I killed that mountain lion and showed
up to work, two hours late
but because I told them, I said,
look, I'm fucking going to be late. Like,
it's all good. They're like, all right, it's fine, whatever. I come
in there in the clothes I was wearing in that picture.
I walked in there wearing those same clothes.
Because that's how they took forever to get this
thing out of there. Like it was a pain
the ass. And I came in there,
and da-da-da, whatever.
Get, go down the road, I get an argument
with some fucking little lib from
from Boulder. He starts
talking about why I was golfing with
Trump, right? I was with Kid Rock, Trump, and John
Daly. We had a foursome in Nashville.
And it was fucking awesome.
And I was like telling somebody about he's like, I can't
believe you would surround yourself with racist
like that. And I was like,
shut the fuck up. I was like, what are you talking about?
I was like, how could you, how could you,
how could you defend, tell me how you're going to defend Joe Biden.
He's like, well, I'm not happy with him either.
I was like, well, why not?
He said, because trans women are women.
I was like, no, they're not.
And I'm like in the workplace, right?
And I'm like, if you, I'm like yelling, right?
I'm like, if you got a dick and balls, you're a man.
I said, I don't want these fucking creepos in the bathrooms with my daughters.
And he's like, they're not all creeps.
And I was like, they're fucking creeps.
A majority of trans women are attracted to.
to women sexually.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Exactly.
And they're using it.
Anytime you give a loophole for the fucking weirdos to do something, right?
Take advantage of it.
Like,
if you really feel like you're a woman and you're stuck in the wrong body, I'm sorry.
Like, I don't, I'm not like, I'm not trying to say that that's not fucking real.
And that's not how you really feel.
Right.
But pick, like, you can't have a full beard and wear a dress and go in the, and not,
and have a dick and balls and go in the bathroom, the women's bathroom.
Right.
You got at least pick a side.
Pick a fucking, like, dude.
And then when you pick the side,
By likely, you still got to stick to that bathroom choice.
You've got to stick to that bathroom.
Like, if you're going to cut your dick off and everything,
I don't understand that.
You feel like you're a woman.
But you want to still have your dick?
You say you're a woman, trans women or women,
so why are you cutting your dick off?
If a trans woman is a woman.
That's what I'm saying.
You validate that you're not a woman by chopping your dick off.
Exactly.
Yeah.
I was watching as Mr. Rogers.
Have you seen the Mr. Rogers thing?
That shit fucking cracks me up.
Yeah.
Because it's like, a woman is a woman
in the beginning.
Right.
Oh, his ass has been canceled.
Oh, he'd have been canceled so quick for saying that.
They're like, can you believe that?
Yeah.
You know, he's seen that shit coming.
That's why he made that song.
Had to have.
He had to have.
Just like the Simpsons.
They've seen all this shit coming.
And South Park.
Yeah.
It's just, we live in the craziest times, man.
And people are so fucking sensitive.
Yeah.
Like, they can't take a joke.
Can't make any kind of racial gay joke.
None of that shit.
You can't say anything.
Yeah.
You know, it's just, you know, it's silly.
Nobody.
You know, but why the fuck do you get a whole month to celebrate your sexuality?
You know what I mean?
I'm all for everybody celebrating.
Celebrate that you should be celebrating that shit every day.
Yeah.
Because guess what?
You can go to fucking Palestine.
You can go to Palestine right now and they'll toss your ass off a building.
Yep.
Yeah.
They will.
They'll toss you off a building so fucking quick for being gay.
Like that's, so you should be celebrating every day that you live in a freest country in the world.
Yeah.
Instead of saying, oh, death to America.
Yeah.
What the fuck.
I came to a point in my life.
I said, I'm not going to celebrate my eyes.
identity, my ethnicity, anything celebrating your sexuality.
I think that's just so stupid that you identify with something because of your race or because
your sexuality.
You just, at the end of the day, you're still a human being.
If you marginalize yourself and put yourself up in these particular boxes and then people
use that against you, especially when it comes to voting.
Exactly.
They demonize you.
Yep.
They demonize you.
And the goal, the goal is to, I mean, the art of war is to divide and conquer.
Right.
If you can create, if you can create.
vision you can create chaos so if i'm fighting with this guy about if me and you are fucking
fighting right he could he can fucking sneak around and go do whatever he wants right because we're
distracted right it's the fucking oldest trick in the book right keep them distracted with bullshit while
we fucking uh do all this other shit in the background and that's what's going on and people were
just like blind to it like it's like they don't they know what's happening but they're like so
brainwashed and so afraid that their friends are going to judge them right uh you know my my 17
year old at her high school. She's like super conservative. And she's like, you would not believe
the dumb shit that comes out of these kids' mouths. She was like, you wouldn't believe it.
They're like, oh, racist this, racist that. Everything's racist. Every, every fucking kid is
binary, non-binary or whatever fuck that means. Yeah. They don't identify as female. I'm like,
I'm like, listen, dude, you're not bisexual. You're gay. If you fuck dudes, you're gay.
Yeah. That's gay. I don't get the old bisexual stuff. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. You want to
Fuck dudes, fine.
But don't, like, just say, oh, yeah, I'm gay.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, cool.
You know, I'm not going to treat you any different.
I don't give, just don't try to fuck me.
I don't care.
Yeah.
You know these drag queens?
When I view a drag queen, I view that as a sex worker.
It was always done in clubs.
Yeah.
For sexual amusement.
Yeah.
Now you got these drag queens in schools reading the kids.
That's like, that's the same thing you take in a, um, a female stripper.
It's the exact same thing.
Yeah.
You got a, you can criticize somebody for bringing a stripper,
but you can't criticize.
somebody for bringing a damn drakeling?
Bro, could you imagine if you were in front of a kindergarten class?
Yeah.
And you had some fucking stripper in there.
Yeah.
Right.
Go down to Spearmat-Rino.
Grab the fattest booty you can find.
Yeah.
Right.
Hey, go ahead and just twerk in front of these kids.
Yeah.
Exactly.
What?
They got these dudes walking around their dicks out in front of kids.
Right.
Right.
That's a fucking crime.
Lock them up.
Yeah.
Like, you want to dress up like a fucking weirdo and do all that shit?
Whatever.
I don't care.
Yeah.
But don't do it with the kids.
Like, why are you?
Why are the kids involved?
That's why I find so weird.
It's so weird because it's called grooming.
It's the oldest form of sexual abuse that there is.
Right.
Every fucking, every kid,
male or female that was abused as a kid was groomed into that abusive situation.
Right.
And whoever is abusing them and grooming them, they were groomed too.
Right.
It's just a cycle that repeats itself.
Manufacture.
And that's what's happening.
They're trying to manufacture and confuse.
They try to make some more homosexuals.
They're trying, exactly.
Exactly.
exactly that's what they're trying to do pedophiles when they do that to kids the kids usually
grow up and become pedophiles and it's like you don't see these drag queens going to like
old folks homes trying to read to them yeah yeah because they know that they're going to be like
get these fuckers out of here where's the clown yeah yeah bring the clown well you're close enough
you can do a magic trick do a magic trick oh he pulled a dick out
hey uh you got a podcast right yeah i do yeah it's called it's wolf untamed
So I did some, we started it last year and I did like, I don't know, 12 episodes.
And then I was like, you know what?
I want to make a change because it was like sitting at a table like this interview style.
And I was like, oh, my doorcy, though.
You should take it outdoors.
Well, it's not an outdoor podcast, really.
It's a lifestyle podcast.
Oh, okay.
It's really just about, it's the same as what you guys are doing.
We're just bringing in interesting people and we're getting to know them.
And there's like a run of show now.
So I changed up, I built a whole new studio.
and hired Ironclad.
I don't know if you've heard of Ironclad.
They do change agents and all those, all these.
Okay.
They do Jack Carr's stuff, all his stuff.
So I hired them to come in and produce for me.
Oh, okay.
Because it was just like, if I start going,
we're going to be in there for three hours talking about fucking dumb shit.
Right.
You know what I mean?
So I need like a run of show.
Let's get like, you know, funny memes and shit to bring into it.
So we're changing it up and we're going to launch that July 6th on a new one.
Then I have a hunting show that I do on YouTube, which, you know, I'm just doing this shit for fun.
Like, I don't know.
It's just something to keep busy losing my mind.
I'm going to hunt regardless.
Might as well film it and put it on YouTube and share it with people and, and advocate for hunters
and try to conserve, try to preserve the North American model of conservation.
I don't understand the whole anti-hunting because if you look at the food industry, that's hunting.
They bring in animals than slaughter them.
Yeah.
It's worse.
These animals aren't even living a good.
Listen, I'm giving that, that death that I'm giving that animal,
me taking an elk and putting an arrow through his fucking lungs with a broadhead
and him fucking running 80 yards and laying down and dying.
That's the most peaceful death he's going to get out there.
Right.
Because the otherwise is, okay, say he lives for another fucking five, six years,
gets old, can't hang with the herd anymore.
He's going to get an asshole first.
Yeah.
And that's what's going to happen.
And so they're going to chase it.
They're going to follow him and wait for them to get too weak.
And then they're going to start eating them asshole first.
The coyotes and the fucking lions.
It's crazy.
And that's how they die out there.
And they die a miserable fucking death.
Long and excruciating.
But I'm, and then the meat's, I mean, it's just fucking terrible.
Nature is fucking brutal, man.
It's brutal out there.
There is no, like I said it earlier, there is no dying.
And then just like everything.
Oh, you just died.
No, you're going to fucking die slow.
in the worst possible way in the worst way get eaten alive like right that's what's going to happen
way to go getting eaten alive miserable like so miserable and they're just like you know but for me
i've got i think you know i'm giving i'm picking i'm choosing um a mature animal i'm not just shooting
the first fucking thing i see right like and i'm bow hunting too uh which i'm not i i hunt always but
i i enjoy bow hunting because i'm young do you take a backup like a pistol or anything
no no no how no no what's that i'm
have a pistol with me case I miss.
Hey, you sent him a video about that hunter,
that mountain line was following? Oh, yeah. I had a mountain line
video where this dude was being stalked by
Mountain Line. He had his pistol out and he was like shooting at it.
And I think didn't give a shit about that. Yeah. I don't know.
Let's look at the video. They said it was, there was warning shots,
but I don't know if he was warning shots. It was. He was missing.
Yeah, he just didn't want to, because if you kill this line,
you're going to be in trouble. Oh, really?
So he actually can get in trouble.
for shooting this line that's going to eat his ass.
Right now, that line, unless he's
like fucking ripping him apart, can't kill
it. What? You're kidding.
Look, see, it don't care.
See, that one looked like he was trying
to shoot him. He went right over his back.
He's a horrible shot.
Terrible shot. He's terrified, though.
He's terrified.
He's trying to film this shit and shoot.
He's like, oh, fuck.
Dude, they're fucking scary, man.
Wow. So this
mountain line is talking. He can't
You ain't shoot and kill it to protect his life?
Not unless it, like, he has to be...
He's got to be eating them asshole first.
That's why he's filming.
Yeah.
Because he's like, if this thing charges me, I'm going to shoot it.
But like, if the lion's just stalking you and hasn't like, you have to be in a...
It's kind of like if somebody breaks into your house in Colorado, right?
In Colorado, if somebody breaks into my house, I can't shoot them and kill him.
What?
They have to, like, have a weapon and have fired that weapon at me and my life has to be in danger.
That is crazy.
That is crazy.
Because someone, as soon as someone's in my house and I don't know he is, I'm sure.
shooting him. I'm not waiting for him to get off a shot. That's what I'm saying. I'm not gonna,
like, I'm not gonna ask questions and then fucking start shooting. I'm gonna fucking, you break into
my house, you are. Yeah, I did. I'm in danger. Now, I'm that, to me, I'm in danger. You're in my
house. But no, if you, I talked to a cop about this because somebody had like stolen some shit
off our porch. And I was, uh, so I had a cop come over and I was like, hey, uh, if I catch
him, can I fucking shoot him? You know, if like, I catch him doing the shit again, can I
fucking shoot him? Because I was so pissed. I was just like these fucking scumbags driving around,
you know porch pirates right um and he was like no don't do that i was like well what if i just
drag him back in and he was like no he's like they have to like be like they have to even if
he came in here with like a knife really and you shot him it would still be like wow you'd probably
go to trial and i was like really and he was like yeah he's like don't fucking do it yeah he's like
unless they come in here with a gun and are pointing a gun at you yeah and just hope the guns loaded
that's what he said how do you close i was like what so you're shooting the gun
That's not even loaded.
You're going to jail.
He said you might go to jail, yeah.
That is something.
Think about where they're pulling the jury from.
Right.
They're a whole bunch of,
like any kind of gun violence.
And I had a teammate,
right,
I had an old teammate,
played 12 years in the league,
had really,
he had issues from CT and shit.
C2.
And I started doing drugs and she was doing coke.
And he like kind of lost his mind a little bit
and was all paranoid and locked himself in his office.
And it was like in an office building.
And then this woman came in who works there
and knows him.
and he fucking fires off a shot because he was like he thought the Russian mafia was after him.
And yeah, so he was like losing his fucking mind, right?
And the woman in court even said, I don't think that Justin should go to prison.
I think that he should go to rehab and get help 16 years.
Wow.
They get 16 fucking years because it was in Boulder.
That's crazy because it looked like he needed help, not prison.
Exactly.
He needed help.
And they sent him a fucking prison.
Yeah.
And it's because it was a firearm-related incident.
Yeah.
So they, like, hit him with, they hit him with attempted murder.
Like, he had kids.
He's not, their kids are going to be graduated from high school by the time.
He fucking gets out.
Wow.
You know what I mean?
So it was just like, he had people, he had, like, what do they call him?
Character witnesses, all kinds of character witnesses in there.
Like, no, because he was a great fucking dude.
And he was like my, he was like my rookie year.
He was like my mentor, like, the guy that, like, made, like, he's like, here.
He's what to do, do this, do that.
you know he's a great fucking guy so it was just like man he fucking made one mistake and you're
gonna lock him up for 16 years for that meanwhile these fucking guys can beat up a cop on a street
and you're just gonna fucking turn a blind eye to it yeah just blow that's liberal thinking it's a double
standard it is a double standard man what's the same thing with trump like you know trump's on
trump's on trial for some absolute fucking bogus bullshit yeah right gets convicted meanwhile
they're like, I don't know where the cocaine in the White House came from.
I don't know.
I don't know.
This guy fucking dumps a gun in a dumps.
Like, what the fuck are we?
Like, these guys, I saw a meme the other day.
I said somewhere out there, there's a little girl.
Her mom's a stripper and her dad's a crackhead and her grandpa's the fucking president.
Like, think about that.
I don't.
Like, that's the family we're dealing with.
But, like, oh, Don, Don Jr. and, and Papa Trump are the fucking bad guys.
Yeah.
This dude gets six-out-military.
It's got a drug habit.
But he's signing all these overseas deals to be on people's boards that he has no experience.
And they don't think that money is just being laundered to him.
10% for the big guy.
And they still haven't found any.
Both of those people.
I mean, it looks obvious to me.
Well, after like the, I mean, first of all, Hillary Clinton should be a fucking prison.
Yeah.
Here's what I said we bring back public executions.
I'm serious.
Yeah.
These fucking treasonous, cock-sucking.
Yeah.
Pieces.
They're scum of the earth, man.
Like, these, like, anybody that thinks we should have more government is out of their
fucking mind.
Yeah.
Right.
Government's here to mess up everything.
They're here to fuck shit up and regulate shit and make it and take away freedoms.
Right.
And take your money.
That's what they want.
They're trying to take your money.
Like, how is it that if you're a public servant, you shouldn't make hundreds of millions
of dollars.
Right.
How?
Unless you're insider trading, which is illegal for the rest of us.
Right, right.
How are you doing that?
Yeah.
Right.
Right.
I mean, I can't even take a fucking loan out and then take that money from the loan and put it in the stock market.
Yeah.
Not allowed to do that.
That's legal.
But these motherfuckers can make policies and pull money out and push money and put money in certain ways and make policies to where it benefits them and their family.
Right.
You know what I mean?
But the rest of us live under, it's a two, it's like a three-tiered fucking justice system.
It is.
Yeah.
It's like the political enemy is on one tier, right?
Yeah.
The rest of us are on this one.
Right.
And then the fucking, the left is on another.
Right.
A whole other tier of untouchability.
Right.
Yeah.
Got a damn good episode going on.
And before we get to that, hey, over 94% of y'all are watching, but you ain't subscribe.
What kind of bullshit is that?
Did you forget?
We got a lot of damn good shows coming.
Yeah.
I mean, famous people.
Yeah.
I'm not having a bunch of plumbers and got some real people.
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They ain't famous.
I got famous people coming on.
Make sure you subscribe.
Hit the bell for notification so y'all get notified whenever we got a damn new show coming.
These people, they got brains.
They know how to subscribe.
Well, the white producers are telling us to say that shit.
We have, I mean, look at Fauci.
How come Fauci's not locked up?
Yeah.
How many lives were ruined?
Yeah.
How many lives, how many people's, what was it, 800,000 businesses?
Yeah.
Never came back after the call.
Never came back.
I got a friend of the vaccine injured.
He's got a heart problem.
Oh, yeah.
I was just into Cayman Islands.
My taxi driver was telling me a story about it.
She's lost two friends already to the vaccine.
Yeah.
I know of people that lost their lives.
I mean, I had friends who had friends who had to take the vaccine just to be able to travel.
Die out of blood clots.
Yep.
It's happening every day.
They don't say shit about it.
They're not saying anything about it.
No apologies.
That's what upset me about Lamar when he, what was his name?
When he fell down, he had a chance to, like, write the wrongs.
But I was like, he's probably scared.
He's terrified.
He was a rookie.
Yeah.
When you're a rookie, man, like, you haven't made enough money to, like, live forever.
Yeah.
Unless you're, like, a top 10 pick.
You think he ever come clean about what really happened to him?
One day, he probably will.
Yeah.
Unless they're taking care of them.
I'm sure they are.
I'm sure they're...
They're taking real good care.
They should be lying in his pockets.
They gave him $20 million, Mr. Fauser.
Oh, my God.
I didn't know he got paid that much.
I thought maybe $1,2,000, but $20 million?
Yeah.
I don't know if that's the exact number.
Yeah.
Because I don't watch other people's pockets, but I know that, like, when I was talking to him, it was a night.
Well, he's on a Super Bowl team.
He's the best tight-in in the league, probably ever.
Oh, yeah.
Man, he's got a lot of influence.
Hell, why not pay him $20 million?
And we, you know, I know Travis, we've been really close friends since we were 17 years old.
Right.
Yeah.
And he could, when I tell you, he could give a fuck about politics.
Like, he does not care, Diana.
He cares about his pockets.
Like, that's what he's like, you know, which is like, you know, some people could say,
you have a duty to do this and do that like no we live in america he has a duty to do whatever
fuck he wants you know right yeah me i i i lost i'm i can't i probably lost millions and millions of
dollars and endorsements and all this other shit just because i wouldn't deal and i wouldn't get a
vaccine and i wouldn't uh confr i was a free thinker that is crazy millions of dollars lost
millions was dropped by a couple like whatever but i'm like i don't care it's almost like if you
right wing you're not you're not allowed to share your politics but
you left leaning and you got woke you can share all your politics because they'll line your
pockets because they will line your fucking pockets yeah you can get paid being on the left side
right you can get paid by being a transgender on tic talk right and on fucking youtube and all this
this other shit youtube censors the fuck out of my hunting videos right instagram censors the i have like
i got like 300 something something thousand followers um and they'll stop i'll post a story one day it
gets fucking 40 000 views the next day i post anything
right leaning right
they cut it off at a thousand
right so it's like they're playing fucking
commune and I hate
I hate that it's un-American
and they keep saying we are the threat to democracy
yeah that's you
it's you and your fucking communist
and your socialist ideas
and you're in controlling the narrative
and I mean
there's a great
and I think everybody needs to go watch this documentary
it's on Netflix right now
and it's about Hitler
and it's about the whole Nazi party
and how it fucking
I mean all of the things that happened
it's it's the same
they controlled the narrative right once they
controlled the narrative and things weren't going right
for certain groups like the Jewish population was like
less than one percent or something over there
right so how the fuck is it their fault
yeah right right how is it their fucking fault
but they found a common enemy right
they found a common enemy and right now what they're doing
is like white people bad right
Trump bad.
Yeah.
Orange man bad.
I don't see why white people are still voting Democrat.
Because they're woke.
Yeah.
They're really their fucking sheep.
It's like white guilt too.
Oh, look at my white skin.
I'm so much better than that Negro over there.
I'm going to help of my.
It's like, bro, that's the most fucking ridiculous thing I've ever thought.
Like, the entitlement.
And it's, and you don't see poor white people.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
You don't see poor white people doing this shit.
Right, right, right.
Because they're like, no, we're all fucking poor.
Yeah.
that's just the way it is.
Hey, I want to bring up something to you.
Have you heard this term cultural appropriation?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you wear your hair in dreads, right?
Yeah.
Did you get any pushback over that?
Yeah, but they say it belongs to black folks?
Bro, it's fucking silly.
That's the most ridiculous argument I've ever heard.
So, so, so if I'm, if I'm a white woman, right?
And I'm, and I want to have braids in my hair,
black women will fucking roast it, right?
Yeah.
Wow, culture.
but these black girls are fucking
gluing wigs onto their head
gluing a blonde wig on your head
yeah and the hair is just jet straight
like an Asian
it's like Asian hair
that's not a cultural appropriation
but you won't hear somebody bitch about it
because they don't care
whatever you got to do to make you feel good
as long as it's not hurting anybody
you're free to do that
yeah that's why that's why it's the same
with the transgender and gay stuff like
if you want to be gay and trans
go ahead we live in a
America, great. But when you start implementing kids and hurting kids with this, in their mind,
they're not hurting. They're helping them. It's no end up in here. It's like this, right? So,
if I got a five-year-old in front of me, my daughter, right? And she goes, Daddy, I want to,
why can't I drive the car? Because you're fucking five. Right.
Daddy, I want to, let me try. Like, if I'm having an adult beverage, Daddy, let me try it. No.
Well, why not? Because you're five, and this is for adults. Well, Daddy, I want to be a boy.
Okay, I'm going to chop your dick off. All right.
i mean damn i got that wrong yeah all right you're a boy you know best right now
these kids are they have no clue yeah right let like think about how much of a dickhead
you were until you were fucking yeah i'm still a dumb ass yeah i'm still do immature dumb shit right
but like and i still make like i'm starting to get to the point now and i'm i'm gonna be 35
and i'm just now starting to be like oh man that was really immature to think right yeah yeah yeah
It's like, yeah, yeah.
I'm 35.
Yeah.
I'm 50 right now.
I look back on things I did four or five years ago.
Like, oh, my God.
Exactly.
So what the fuck do you think is going to happen?
To a kid.
There's little kids that haven't even gone through puberty yet.
Puberty is fucked up.
Like, anyways, I was trying to tell my wife this.
She's like, what's puberty like for a boy?
I was like, just a lot of jerking off.
Oh, it was.
And then now, imagine if you had a fucking porn hub on your cell phone.
Oh, God, I'd be so screwed.
My dick would have been raw at all time.
Yeah, I even busted by 10 nuts a day.
Jerking off all day.
Oh my God, I got free porn.
Free porn?
Yeah, I'd be a sex addict if I grow up right now.
Oh, I've been.
But these kids are fucked.
They're fucked.
You're sitting around playing fucking shooter games and then fucking jerking off and playing
more shooter games and jerking off and drinking a prime and then like,
yeah.
I'm like, I'm fucking Jake Paul.
I love Jake Paul.
Fucking kids are so fucking lame.
Yeah.
Get outside.
Go do some shit.
Yeah.
You don't see kids outside doing shit anymore.
You just don't.
We didn't have none of that growing up.
We didn't have cell phones.
No.
I don't have a cell phone stuck at to college.
I've always to Jack off the Madonna's album cover.
He said,
pour the nipples.
Oh,
this is hard dick.
You find,
you find, like,
remember there's like lingerie?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
You got to beat my dick immediately.
And it's like having a fucking,
and it's not just like normal porn.
Yeah, it's like hardcore.
You can follow whatever you want.
You've seen like you open up like, open up Pornhub and look at the first one you see.
I bet it says something about a step sister, this and I'm like, what the fuck?
Like, what the fuck is going on here?
It's some wild stuff.
There'll be some girl getting just like, oh, uh, cuckold gets, watch his wife get banged by six black dudes.
Like what the fuck is going on here?
Like that's like the first two things you see.
Yeah.
What did you see that, uh, that village in the Amazon?
Uh-uh.
Uh-oh.
I think it's an Amazon, it is an Amazon village.
Women's walking around with their tities all out?
No.
They gave them, it's Brazil, right?
It's this like, this tribe in Brazil that didn't have, it's like super primitive tribe, right?
They got Starlink to them.
And they said since they brought Starlink there, that it's fucking disaster.
There's like a porn addiction.
They have a porn addiction and they're all lazy.
They just sit around beating their dicks all time now.
Really?
Yes.
Damn, I got in the hurry about this.
He could probably find it.
There's like a picture of the tribe,
and it's like liberal-ass white women.
Then they're like, yeah, we're helping this tribe.
No, you fucking ruin them.
They're ruined.
Those shit.
That is crazy.
Hey, this stuff is pretty good.
What is this called?
That's optimal.
It's optimal human.
It's got over 90 in green.
It's American made.
It's good.
It looks like it wouldn't taste good.
I've tried a bunch of greens supplements.
this is, it tastes like you
drinking a tree. Yeah, it tastes
terrible. Some of these things are fucking,
super greens. Yeah. But they sponsor
a show. It's good, man.
I actually enjoy it. Yeah.
Damn, look how big your
hands is, man.
Don't fuck.
You've been catching it like a little cup.
Jesus.
They're trying to blame Elon
for the porn problem.
Of course, he did it.
I just got one of them cyber trucks
I'm cyberbees
I see him driving
dude it is fucking bad ass
yeah I thought Tesla's were so gay
yeah I was like these days
you're so fucking gay
and that's not homosexuality
gay I'm just saying gay like it's like a gay man
with like yeah
yeah yeah
and it's
foreign and social network
and while they starve
so they're not even hunting anymore
they're just fucking
jerking off
forget all the other needs I need
I don't need food and water.
I just need to watch this porno.
Look, an isolated indigenous probing in the Amazon
have gained high-speed internet access
through Elon Musk Starlink service
at the cost of drastically altering their traditional way of life.
Oh, my God.
While the Internet has brought significant benefits to the Marubo people,
like improved communication, emergency response,
they also introduce challenges such as social media addiction,
exposure to inappropriate content, cultural erosion.
Cultural erosion.
Hey, do you know what?
I bet you they're using these people as an experiment
to see how bad it's going to mess them up.
I mean, it's got to be.
It's got to be.
That's got to be a social experiment.
Because they're like, hey, what the fuck is wrong
with all these kids?
Why are they still fucked up?
Well, let's see.
It's social media is a fucking disease.
Yeah, it is.
And it is so fucking rotten.
And people are basing their self-worth off
of how many likes they get, how much engagement they get.
Oh, my engagement wasn't good.
Not to mention.
is a lot of propaganda, left-leaning propaganda,
for you think of that way.
It's non-stop.
It's non-stop.
And that's, it's,
I mean,
every culture,
every fucking socialist country has done this.
Yeah.
They fucking,
they,
communism, everything.
They bring in this whole new,
they bring in their narrative.
They control what you see.
They use propaganda.
They create a common enemy.
They set,
they create division.
Right.
And then where there is division,
there's weakness.
Right.
Right.
It's just like,
if you just think of your own household,
right like when like i don't know about you but me and my wife we're not getting along
shit ain't getting done around the house like everything's a fucking miss right like everything is
everything's off like things aren't going great right like we got like we're a team right and as
we are like it's any business if it's fucked up at the top it rolls downhill right and i saw that
first hand with like the broncos whenever ownership was like fucked up everything else was
fucked up below it like you know i mean because it starts at the top so it's the same it's the same
way here right so if parents are using tablets and shit as like a babysitter right so now these kids are
just and then you don't know what they're watching right so like yeah i learned that first my daughter's
only the only show my daughter's a lot to watch is bluey because i'll watch it with her because it's
fucking good show and it teaches good values and it teaches good behavior does not reward bad behavior right i mean
you got kid like that's why why do you think that that miss rachel
has fucking 60 billion
fucking views on things.
Because parents are taking their fucking kid
and they're so, they're taking their kid
putting their kid in front of a screen so they can scroll.
So they can sit there and fucking scroll
on TikTok and on Instagram
and all that and all that shit.
So it really is a fucking disease.
Like kids are growing up
and every kid has fucking ADHD now.
Right. Right. Or some kind of learning
disability now. Right. Autism's
running rampant, which I think is from
other vaccines.
I think that shit, I think when you give a kid all those vaccines at one time, you're asking for problems.
Right.
You're asking for it.
Like, if you're going to have to vaccinate for certain things, okay, great.
Right.
Some of these vaccines are proven to fucking help save the world, really, you know?
Right.
You know, measles and all that shit.
Right.
Chicken pox and stuff like that.
Like, I got, I didn't get no fucking vaccine.
I had to get chicken pox.
That's how I got.
That's all the damn bumps around on me all day or for like a week, really.
Right.
Yeah.
And rub, what was it, like, baking soda you had to rub on yourself?
I can't remember my butt.
All I know it's itching like a motherfucker.
Back in those days, me and Keith,
whenever somebody had chicken boxes in our family,
hey, bring them over it so my kids can get it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's how we used to get everybody.
Everybody had to get it, right?
Right.
When one kid in the neighborhood got it, we wanted to like,
I remember my mom telling me, go get,
so-and-so-as chicken pox go over his house or whatever.
And I was like, yeah, yeah.
All right.
So I go there and get it, you know, and I got it and never got it again.
Right.
No big deal, right?
And it's just crazy how I think that when you pump a kid full of,
they'll give them all these vaccines at one time and then wonder why they're acting different.
Right.
Because you've changed their brain function by giving them vaccines,
by putting them in front of a screen all day.
And they don't go out and do anything active.
Right?
You have to limit that shit.
And there has to be some kind of human interaction with your kids.
And too many people are just caught up in their own bullshit.
They don't want to be a parent.
Yeah.
I found out the hallway.
My son, he said, Dad, I want to, he said, I want to,
dye my hair purple.
Dad, how can I get this glitter on my face?
I was like, man, I was like,
going to pay attention.
I was like, wait a minute, what the hell is this kid talking about?
And I went to his iPad, he's on TikTok,
and he's his little gay kid with purple hair.
He's got on makeup and all that.
I went and unsubscribe, I said,
and you're never watching him ever again.
Yeah.
Because that's the reason why these people got millions of followers
because they put them in front of kids
because they want more people like that.
They're pushing that agenda.
Because those are the people that are working these jobs
at their working these times.
And they're all gay.
They're all gay.
They're all fresh out of college.
They've been indoctrinated by these woke-ass professors.
And now they go and now they come out to the workplace and they're like, I can make a difference.
Yeah.
I can make a change in the world.
Exactly.
I can make it normal.
I can make my fucking weirdness normal.
Yeah.
And this is what happens.
Listen, when yours is no bullying, any kind of bullying, that's when you get fucking kids that
think they should have a litter box in their school.
Yeah.
Right.
Right? That's what happens.
Yeah.
Can you imagine, even when I was a kid, if somebody said I fucking need a litter box.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
You're not going to fucking litter box, dude.
Like, you're the weird kid that shit's in a litter box, really?
Like, you're that kid.
And if I'm a parent, yeah, yeah.
My kid better not be trying to shit in a litter box.
Right.
Fucking kidding me.
Right.
You're not a cat.
Right.
It's just crazy.
It's like that stepbrothers, whenever his dad's talking about how he wanted to be a T-Rex,
so he used to walk around him.
like,
he's like,
I used to,
like,
that's what,
that's what,
like,
we're telling the kids,
like,
oh,
you're a cat.
Right.
Oh,
I'm a fox.
Oh,
you want to,
like my,
my daughter goes to a really big high school.
Mm-hmm.
And she said that there's,
like,
furries.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I'm like,
that shit would have got,
oh,
man.
Shut down so quick.
Like,
it would have got,
it wouldn't even been like a,
a slow pick on.
Like,
it would have been immediately,
why the,
fuck are you wearing a tail you're like because i'm a fox no you're not yeah you're not a fox
and then no one would talk to that person because they're like this guy might is probably
fucking beat him up too yeah somebody would have fucking throwing them in a locker
tripped them or something i remember when i was a kid man we had we have 10 commandments in our room
we have like pictures of jesus and stuff like that they took all that out of schools now look
what we're dealing with well we woke up it for us it was like we did the fucking uh
pledge of allegiance every
that was like
I remember kids get
we had a we had a kid
that I went to high school with
he didn't some other kid didn't stand out
he was just being a
a bonehead
he was kneeling already huh
yeah basically
but he wouldn't stand up
for the pledge of allegiance
and this kid
he was like the I mean I'm talking
like straight edge kid
did not fuck around
I wrestled with him
did not fuck up
did not make mistakes
his dad had him on like a strict
regimen like they were ex-military
like fucking strict regimen
right he's like
you've got to do a hundred
fucking pushups and a hundred pull-ups or something a day right so he was like fucking you know
worked on a little he had like a little garden and shit he had to take care of and yeah
fucking hunted and great great kid uh just a good human you know like good the kind of guy
you'd want your daughter to marry like that he's that kind of guy kind of kid well he he saw
this guy he was like hey stand up for the fucking pledge of leeches and he was like no
he was like he didn't even ask another question you started whipping his ass all the way up
the auditorium it was in an auditorium whipped his ass all the way up the hall the aisle
yeah and i was like oh shit
his name was rich i was like richard
rich he ain't playing with this motherfucker
he'd never he he was like i mean he if a teacher like even
showed that he because he knew if he got trouble he'd go and get his ass whipped
yeah because i think that for boys they get like just for boys
they have to be there's got to be that healthy fear
of like from your dad uh you know my dad might whip my he's gonna whip my ass a lot
Oh, my dad used to beat the shit out of me if I get caught doing this shit.
Yeah, yeah.
Right?
And then I don't...
You still do it.
And you're still doing it anyways.
Because you're like, I'm not going to get caught.
Right, right.
Yeah, I'm not a dumb ass.
I'm not going to get caught.
And then you get caught.
And you're like, fuck.
Yeah.
You know, my, I mean, my stepdad was so, like, a grad...
Like, he would choke me until I pissed myself.
Oh, you had a stepdad?
Yeah.
So he would, like, hold me up against the wall and choke me until I pissed myself.
And then I'd, like, pass out.
No shit.
that's how he, like...
No shit.
That's the kind of, that's the way he, it didn't.
Do you still got a race-up with him or?
Fuck, no.
I could, I could have stole the car or just looked at him in the wrong way.
Either way, I was getting, it was the same kind of punishment.
You know, I mean, there was no explanation for it.
You know, I'll tell a story real quick.
One time in eighth grade, this girl was making fun of me for being poor
because I couldn't go on like the seventh and eighth grade trip, so she was making fun of me.
Oh, okay.
So I fucking made fun of her for being fat.
Because she was.
Yeah.
Who'd you call her a fat dude?
I was like I put my hands up like this she was like talking shit you know I was like
looking at me like that she goes what are you doing I said I'm whale watching and she was like
what I was like yeah you're so fat looks like a whale sitting over there oh my god she got so like
like she didn't even say anything she just sat there right and then I was on the track team so I was
like a discus thrower and a shop put a throw at a track team right I just had to do shit to stay out of
the house because I didn't want to get fucked up
Like if I was around, I was getting beat up.
Like, that's just what's going to happen.
Get your fucking ass out of here.
Right.
So I would, so I get on the bus and we go to attract me.
And it's just down the road to another high school.
And there's a hill that you have to go down.
We get down the hill and park.
And my stepdad comes on the bus.
And I'm like, what the fuck is he doing here?
Yeah.
You know, he comes on that bus, grabs me by my fucking hair and drags me off the bus in front of everybody.
Drags me all the way up the hill.
talking like 200 yards up the fucking hill.
I mean, like dragging my feet the whole way up.
And I'm not little. Like, I'm like 189
almost 200 pounds. So he's a big dude too.
Yeah, well, he's like 6.3, 280.
Drags me up the hill.
And I have no clue what the fuck is going on.
Like, I'm like, I think he's taking me to like murder me.
Like that's all right. He's just going to, this is it.
This is the day it happens. He's going to kill me today.
Right. And I had no clue why, nothing. And we get in the, he throws me in a
a fucking car, closes the door. He had like this little S-10, single cab S-s-10, right?
fucking just too big ass getting in there
he throws me in there
then he gets in and I'm like
I'm like what happened he goes you like to hit girls
and I was like what? And he was like
bow punch me in a fucking face and my head
smashed off the fucking
off the side window which I was like
I was the first thing I came in my head
was like you fucking hit on my mom all the time
why the fuck you even why do you even care
right did hit a girl right
right fucking he just needed a reason he was like
he didn't say another word
He just kept calling me a fucking liar and this and that.
And then I didn't say anything.
I kept my mouth shut after he punched me because he fucking hit me hard.
And I was like, you know, kind of woozy.
The next day, her older brother went to school with one of my, his sisters, so like a cousin, basically.
He calls and says, hey, just so you know, she lied about that, about him hitting her and this and that.
Because it was like this whole thing at school.
They were like trying to kick me out of school.
And it went on for like two days, you know.
Turns out he was fucking, she was fucking.
lying and admitted to lying and he didn't say a fucking word about it no i'm sorry no fucking
shouldn't hit girls and you know none of that yeah yeah it was just like fucking move on act like
like nothing happened yeah so that's what i saw growing up you know what i mean right that was
that was a fucked up dude he was a piece of shit like he really was a piece of shit yeah what would
you believe a girl over your your son well because he just my mom so my mom was like he he blamed me
for like all the shit that she did you know what I mean so like she like she would just
fuck some neighbor you know I mean like that's how she was like she just was like no kind of fucking
she don't blame her yeah well no kind of more I mean it was what I you know it's it's gonna sound
vulgar and I talk about it like it happens somebody else but it was like you know I'd hear them
fighting all day and beating the shit of each other and then they would just fuck all night so that's
like what I heard going on right and so like I just had like such a hard time
associating any kind of like healthy relationship right for a really long time and i still i still
i still like when my wife raises her voice at me i have to like really remember to stay
fucking calm right because i don't want my kids to see that right women are good like women are
going to lose their fucking shit sometimes that's just that's just what happens yeah as a man you're
supposed to have the wherewithal to fucking keep it together right right like you don't put your
fucking hands on a woman, right?
It's a weak, it's weak.
Like, it's a weakness.
A man, men that hit women,
they've been taught that and it's weak because they,
they don't, they know it's wrong.
You know, it's, it's just like,
if a, if a smaller guy is trying to start a fight with you,
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna fight you, you fucking,
right, right.
You know, it's just like, if a girl's yapping at you,
you don't fucking hit her.
Right, you don't put your hands on her, right?
Remove yourself from the fucking situation, be a man about it, right?
because women are going to lose their shit sometimes.
It's not easy to be a...
You would lose your fucking shit if you bled once a month too.
You would.
Your hormones are all over the fucking place.
If you had to carry a fucking baby in your belly
and grow a human for nine months,
you would act a little fucking weird too.
So, like, you just have to be understanding of that shit, you know?
And that's where there's this, like,
these weak men that, like, think it's okay to hit women.
It makes me fucking...
It makes me crazy.
Like, it really does.
Yeah.
When that Ray Rice, video came muscle...
Godly, man, how can you, like, hit a woman like that hard?
Did you see Diddy?
Yeah, and Diddy puffed at it?
It's like, I could never hit a woman like that.
I could, I can't.
I've never hit a woman.
I feel like, you know, my wife says this all the time.
She's like, if you hit me, you'd probably just, you'd kill me.
Yeah, right.
If I just hit her one, if I hit a grown man in a face one time.
Yeah.
Like, I trained to fight.
Like, I know how to fight.
I train striking.
I train fucking jujitsu.
I do, if I decide I'm going to fucking hit you, I'm probably going to, I'm not going to punch you like, eh.
like I'm going to fucking punch you right and it's probably going to fuck you up so imagine if you
do that to a female right right if one of us hit a female we'll break her fucking face yeah right
yeah so I don't know man I just think it's it's it's a weak trait and for it's just weak it's
fucking weak and it's teaching the wrong shit and rate rice paid the price for that man he lost
his fucking job he lost I don't think I think they stood together they stayed together yeah yeah
she well she said she spit on him and this and that and deserved it and I'm like no
You don't deserve that.
You don't deserve that shit.
No woman deserves it.
I don't care if she fucking, you know,
unless she's got a gun pointed at my fucking face or a knife at my throat.
Like,
I remember he had a video together and there was,
he was apologizing,
but it felt like she was apologizing too.
Exactly.
Because she knew that, like.
All this money was gone.
Yeah, she's like,
fuck I.
She's like,
in her mind,
she's like,
damn,
that's stupid.
And I bet that fight was ever some dumb.
Yeah.
Do you think she leaked that video or?
No,
I bet.
I think,
I think that the hotel did.
No, the hotel did.
Even with the deady stuff, it's the hotel.
Yeah.
They paid money for that video.
Well, yeah, because TMZ will go in there and pay to get the video.
It's just like I got a bar fight in Denver.
Right.
Got a fucking bottle smashed over my head and went crazy.
Holy shit.
And just started fucking smashing people.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I was on TMZ for it.
And they're like, Derek Wolf, those vicious haymakers.
I saw that.
I saw that.
I'm like, bitch, they smashed a bottle over my head.
There was nine of these motherfuckers.
TMC is so disingenuous when they share those videos
They're not really out there trying to
Paining light on anything
They're trying to...
They can...
That's the way it is
When you give an interview to somebody
They can edit and move it around
How they want it to look, right?
Same with the video.
They can show...
They didn't show...
It was on video
Of me getting hit with a bottle
Right
And another...
And then boom, I hit with a bottle
And a fucking glass,
Like a glass cup
Comes from fucking blazing by my face
Right.
And that's when I snapped.
Yeah.
and I just went crazy on these dudes.
I had blood running all in my face and shit.
Fucking, some guy had a cell phone in my face.
I snapped it in half.
I was in the streets.
We got out into the street.
I like black out when this shit happens.
And I like came to and I'm like in the middle of the street.
There's like nine dudes that I'm trying to fight all nine of them.
Yeah.
And I'm like, who's going to be the first one?
I'm like, come on, motherfuckers.
And they wouldn't come.
They just all fucking ran away.
Just talking shit.
Yeah, just running their mouth.
I kick your ass.
they would like get kind of close and I'd like go to grab them and they'd fucking run away.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the other one I was like, it was like a bear.
Like if you circled a bear, I was like out there.
And in the street, just blood running down my face too.
Because I still got the big scar right here.
It gashed me open.
I was just squirting blood out of my head.
And it was losing my mind.
And it was just like the narrative, the narrative there is that like, hey, if I can't protect
myself, I mean, the NFL did a whole investigation on it.
Right?
They were like, oh, he might have broke.
NFL protocol.
Then they fucking get the whole video and they're like, oh, by the way, TMZ,
did you know that they smashed a fucking bottle over my head?
Yeah.
And when they finally, it's crazy because ever since then,
TMZ's been pretty cool with me.
It's like I was on there again for killing this bison.
I killed a bison with my bow too.
And I took a picture of me holding its heart because I shot it in like 80 yards.
That was you.
I saw that.
Yeah.
And it had a heart.
Its heart is like this fucking big, dude.
It's insane.
And I'm holding its heart and it's a big hole through it.
You know, and the arrows in it.
And you can see where I'd shot it.
And it was like, I was just showing like how good of a shot that was.
Yeah.
And TMSZ was like, oh, like, American Buffalo are just extinct, going extinct.
I'm like, no, they're fucking not.
Like, this isn't 1875.
Like, we're not out here just fucking killing shit and taking the fuck.
Like, they're not extinct.
Like, I have no desire to kill an animal that's like on the brink of extinction.
Like, you know what I want to kill?
The last bison.
I want to kill the last dodo bird.
Like, what the fuck?
I want to kill a bald eagle.
I'm like, yeah, I don't know.
I'm going to kill something that's like, you know.
Thriving.
Yeah, what kills?
I was thriving.
And I primarily eat bison.
So, like, to me, I was like, this is fucking sweet, you know.
My wife, like, gave the hunt to me.
It was badass.
It was a cool hunt, you know.
It was easy.
It wasn't hard.
I was sketchy because that thing was like fucking squaring off at me and shit and I was like trying to hide behind this little bush
I was like he sees me for sure yeah and he like kind of walked off a little bit and I was like I'm gonna stick his ass now you know and I got him
but even when I shot him in the heart he just stood there and stared at me and I was like oh fuck he was like wagging his like
whipping his tail around and shit and then yeah went over laid down and died you know it was like it was pretty
it was a cool experience but it you know they made a huge deal about that then when I killed that lion
And they like didn't get, they didn't paint me in a bad light.
Yeah.
With it.
Okay.
They like, let me explain myself.
Yeah.
And explain how they were like, hey, we don't know what the fucking rules are with this shit.
Like, you allowed to kill those.
And I'm like, yeah, I did everything by the book.
Colorado Parks and Wildlife said that they had like 300 fucking phone calls, like immediately.
For them to charge you.
Because they were like, he, he can't hunt those and kill.
And they're like, actually he did everything by the book.
Like, everything.
And it's fucking.
Those people that was making all those inquiries.
about you getting arrested.
Guarantee you, all them eat meat.
All.
Every last one of them.
Well, most, well, they do something that has leather on it or something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just hypocrites.
Whatever.
All the fucking contouring.
They're doing that makeup they're using was tested on animals.
Yeah.
All the fucking.
And that meat.
All the vaccines they're taking was testing.
You see those fucking beagles that Fauci was testing?
Oh, yeah.
Dude, that makes me fucking sick.
Yeah.
How can you paint this guy as a hero?
He's like they're a fucking hero.
Oh, Mordier Green.
Roasted his ass.
Roasted him.
Yeah.
I loved it.
I like her.
She gets,
I met her that old day.
I met her and I got to meet Trump.
I saw that.
I saw you guys were Trump when he was here.
Yeah.
Marjorie lynxed his ass.
Yeah,
she really did.
She really fired his ass up.
Isn't Trump just the fucking,
it's nice thing.
So solid,
like, to be around.
You know what's crazy?
I got the 18 holes with him,
so I got to know.
Yeah.
You know what's crazy?
He did a 30, 40-minute meeting group before.
And it's like 120 degrees outside.
Yeah.
He went up on stage on a suit.
outside and talked for an hour.
Because he's a professional.
Yeah.
Biden would have dropped dead on that stage.
Are you kidding me?
He'd just shit himself three times.
He'd have been dull dehydrated and shitting himself.
Yeah.
You know, the shit he does.
It's like elder abuse, the shit they're doing with him.
I know.
And you know what's so crazy?
These people don't want to call out on the left.
He's just so beholding to the Democrat Party.
They're like, oh, look at Joe.
He's in fine health.
Did you see the state of the union?
Yeah, when you pumped him full of fucking Adderall
and fucking who knows what else.
Give him a bunch of meth and then sent him out there.
Then he posts that red eyes video.
I'm like,
what the fuck?
Like,
these people are so blatant with their bullshit.
Right.
And we're just like,
oh,
we'll just let it happen.
Yeah.
It's a whole,
it's very hard not to see it.
I don't see how to do you.
Well,
you can't,
you can't ignore it.
It can't be ignored.
It's so obvious.
We even,
we already had a,
who was the prosecutor that said we can't try him
because he's a feeble old man.
Yeah.
He's a confused old man.
He's a confused old man.
But he's, it's safe from running, it's, because it's not him.
It's fucking, it's Barack and Big Mike.
Yeah.
He's not on Twitter either.
You see a video of fucking Michelle with her dick swinging in her pants?
Yeah, I'm talking with her dick swinging.
Yeah.
She's got a dick.
I'll see that.
It's a dude.
Yeah, on Ellen DeGeneres, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's swinging her dick around.
And then she's like walking out of a building and she could, like, you know how like when you get up out of a chair and you're like, I got to fix myself.
She's like fixing herself.
Yeah.
He's got a big old hog in there.
Like, bro, what are you fixing?
That ain't just an oversized clit.
That's a dick.
Yeah, and if they're over about half an inch of a dick.
And it makes sense now, after you hear about these love letters that fucking Obama was right.
Oh, yeah.
To dudes.
Yeah, right.
Some guy, it was a video, you can't find a video anymore, but it was some gay guy.
He used to give, this is what he claims.
He claims he used to give Coke to Barack.
And then he would, Barack would suck him off after he gave him Coke.
He likes Dick.
yeah obviously is his wife has a dick so he has to like dick his wife got a dick
so you guys know the drinking bros yeah yeah yeah uh you guys know dan and all those guys
yeah yeah yeah we've been on that so i fucking love those guys yeah so i've been on there a couple
times with them we're gonna do our sports show in the fall their sports show i'm gonna do their
sport show in the fall okay okay so week i'll be on there but um they were tell they were talking today
about like what's more gay.
Fucking Hulk Hogan with a pussy or
Megan Fox with a dick.
I'm fucking Megan Fox.
That's what I said.
I'm not getting my dick on for Hulk Hogan.
No, hell no.
I can get up for Megan Fox.
Old Thunderlips
coming with them leathery-ass skin
with a pussy.
Who started that?
Was that Andrew Tate?
I don't know.
He did a video.
He started that.
It was Andrew Tate.
Yeah.
He said, you all got a little gay in this.
it's about what percentage so it's like it's like this right whatever is more a woman yeah that's
the less gay right so i'm attracted to females right if i'm a fuck a dude it's got to look like a woman
i don't see it i don't never i never i don't when i was single and a girl would send me just a straight
pussy pick i'd be like right i'd rather see it takes right oh yeah what i want to see just a straight i want to see a
tits in a face.
I want to see just a straight pussy.
Right, right, right.
You know what I mean?
It's like,
it's like that Hope Solo picture.
It's just her asshole.
Hey,
now you know how women feel.
We sit up dick asses.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm like,
I never,
I was never thought,
like,
I never looked at my dick
and was like,
yeah,
I'm sending this picture.
Like,
what the fuck is?
Right.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
But when you're young,
I mean, listen,
when I was young,
yeah,
I'll send a dick pick.
Right, yeah.
I see it all kinds of a dick pick.
I got the technique down at everything.
All kinds of dick.
I remember a teammate one time, a teammate was showing me, he was trying to show me a picture on his phone.
And I hate when people do this.
I hate when people like pull their phone up and they start, let me show you this picture.
Yeah.
Bro, he's like, and it's a picture of him.
He's a black dude.
Yeah.
And he stands.
I already knew that.
He's standing with his foot on the toilet.
Uh-huh.
And his dick hanging down.
And he's taking a picture.
And he's like.
and he keeps
I'm like,
bro, what the fuck?
I'm like,
you're going to act like that didn't happen just now?
He's like, oh, my bad.
Like, bro, you're sending that to people?
Like, it's not just his dick,
it's his whole, it's him, right?
It's just all him.
I've had teammates like,
hey, check this out.
And they're going to show me something.
It'll be like a video of him fucking somebody.
And I'm like,
bro, I don't want to see you fucking.
I don't want to see that.
It's like that video Greg came out.
I'd be scared sending shit like that
because somebody's going to show it somewhere.
Well, I think, so I've, here's what I think.
I think Drake had that fucking surgery to make your dick bigger.
Yeah.
Because there used to be little, like, women used to talk about how he had a small dick.
Oh, yeah.
And so now he wants to show that.
I think he's like, I got my dick done.
It's like, girl, when I get that BBL.
Right.
You know what I mean?
She's like, I got my dick done.
Check out this dick.
Hey, I got a new dick.
Brand new dick.
Yeah.
Brand new dick. Check it out.
it's that same bro it's it's funny because if there was if there is a surgery that you can get your
dick bigger yeah watch out because yeah dudes are going to take this shit to the extreme
oh man dudes are real fuck dude i think it's some truth to that because me and keith we had a menage
twa while this dude this a long time ago it was an ad where you put in to meet meet women
here let me tell the story it's my story like we used to live in southern california right it's
orange county register southern california right so back then there was no cell phones we just had pages
So in the adult classifieds, in the Orange Channel Register, it was a section where you could call in and leave your profile.
There was no Facebook.
There was no social media.
It was like tender.
Yeah.
But it was all on the phone service, right?
So you would send them a check for like 50 bucks and you'd get like 100 credits.
So you could put your profile up and you can listen to people's messages to you.
So finally, I get a message and it's a dude.
I'm like, oh, man, a homo, right?
But then he's like, well, I'm not gay.
I just like watching my wife get screwed by other guys.
He's a cuck.
Yeah.
Cuck.
Them,
right?
So we end up doing his wife.
Long story short.
Together?
Yeah.
Because I told him, I said, look, I'm like, I'm not comfortable doing this by myself.
I got a twin brother.
So.
He's like, even better.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's like even the more the merrier.
That's what he said.
The more the merrier.
Bro, can you imagine?
So we go there.
And I'm thinking he can't get it up because he's in like his 50s and his wife's older,
but she's all done up, fake everything.
So I'm in a doer, right?
He comes walking in while we're, like, doing her, right?
His dick was like this.
And he's sitting there just stroking, and the head was huge.
He would just sit and walking around stroking his big-ass dick, right?
So I'm like, doing his wife, but I'm like, dick-gazer, right?
Oh, shit.
And he's got these scars on the side of his kind.
Like, he's got a Frankenstein dick.
Yeah, Frankie.
You know Frankenstein had them scars right here?
Like C-sections on me.
Yeah, yeah.
You can see scars.
You can see the stitch marks on the side of it.
Because he had a dick surgery.
Yeah, he had Frankencock.
Something.
Because when I was doing, I was like, I can't feel shit.
Yeah, I couldn't feel anything.
She was so wide open.
Yeah.
Because he's fucking her with a damn Pringles can.
A damn optimum nutrition body.
I had a buddy.
I had a buddy from my hometown.
He was always, one time he was like in tears almost, right?
I'm like, what's wrong?
bro and he's like, my dick is just too, I can't even get it in her.
It's too big.
And he did have a fucking Pringle can hanging down between his legs.
And he was like, he's like, it's a fucking curse.
I'm telling you.
He's like, it's too big.
Yeah.
And I was, and I'm, it's funny because like, women don't really want.
They don't.
They don't.
A giant fucking cock like that.
Yeah.
Like, they just don't want that.
Just like, that sounds like, they don't like.
Yeah.
Just like, that sounds like, they don't like, I mean, what is it?
Like, four inches is where the, where the, where the fucking G spot is.
Yeah.
So it's like, yeah.
And it's the girth he won, right?
And he's like, it's too fucking long and thick.
He's like, he's like the nicest dude, too.
He's like all upset about it.
Imagine walk around your dick is so big.
You can't have sex with anything.
Yeah, he's like, he can only fuck like strippers and shit.
Like that's really, that's it.
He's like, I can't find a nice girl.
He's like, every nice girl I can't fuck that you can't even do it.
I was like, you got to break her in, dude.
You got to like, you stick the head in.
Yeah, it's like, you got like train her, trainer.
Yeah.
trainer like get like butt plugs and put them in there you know stretch it out get it ready
you know yeah that's like a damn curse he said it's awful he's like dude it's awful it's fucking
you think it's great you think it's great having a dick like this yeah I don't remember what
the woman's looks like like oh fuck that's that's going to me he said it happens all the time they're
like no it's not they just say no immediately no no no I would have sex they look like chores
yeah that looks like fucking torture
and being punished so he's like it's all these women are fucked up you know
that he's that he's way yeah because they're all because imagine you're having a
relationship they're all fucking horrors he's like none of them are like nice ladies
no nice lady is taking a dick like that is not like if i if i was a kid and i saw my dad
had a dick like that yeah i'd be like mom's a whore that's just
That's just all there is to it.
He's a whore.
Because there ain't no way.
There's no fucking way.
But if dudes could just take a pill to just get their dick bigger.
Oh, they're doing a heartbeat.
I think Joe Rogan say, we'd be just like wheeling our dicks around and wheelbarrows and shit.
Yeah.
Who's got the biggest dick?
I took five pills to do.
And we do it with fucking muscles and shit, right?
Like, guys get so addicted to like being big dudes, you know?
Yeah.
It's fucking wild, man.
It's, yeah.
Here's what I want to know.
Muscle racing.
You ever seen these, like, pictures of these trans girls that get the surgery done?
Right.
And you see how, how, like, beautiful some of them are.
Yeah.
Now, here's a question.
So, she's, they are, them, whatever, they're sucking you off, right?
Right.
And they're like, man, this is fine.
I can't believe she likes me.
And then you go, then you're like, I want the whole thing now.
Yeah.
go down and get some pussy now yeah and she said it's not wet you're like it's don't feel right
something's going on here and she pulls out the lube and says i used to have a dick
do you keep fucking now i just i let a finish sucking me off though
i'm definitely going to call her again
yes it's doing hell i'm walking out of with a big heart dick you got to finish it
Why?
What?
They fucking up, when I was in the
Rican said, they go.
Look, okay, this dude from Texas,
I ain't gonna say his name.
And he said, hey man, let's go, let's go,
let's go look for some streetwalkers, right?
Some lot lizards.
Right?
So we're driving around, right?
And we leave around 12, it's like midnight.
We're driving up and down.
It's like 2 o'clock.
He said, man, there ain't shit out here tonight, right?
He was getting fucking pissed.
I said, man, let's go back to the barracks, man.
I'm just getting late.
He said, no, man, give about another 30 minutes.
So we're growing up and down.
Finally, we about ready to give up.
He said, look, there's one right there.
So he whoops the car around, goes up to her.
And I was like, I was, look, I was like, man, that looks like a fucking dude.
So then he said, hey, baby, how much for a bloke job?
She says, $20.
But I can hear it in a voice.
This is a fucking dude.
He said, cool.
And then she said, baby, but I got to tell you something before we do this.
I'm a queen.
Right?
And he's like, what the fuck is the queen?
I'm a dude.
He's like, man, I've been driving here for like three.
I just want my dick's up.
And I'm like, look at him like, I'm like, shut.
Because this is like, this is like, whatever.
So he gets out the car.
He's desperate.
Yeah.
He gets out the car.
He comes back like two minutes late.
I'm like, oh, I'm thinking he changed his mind.
I'm like, what happened?
You changed your mind.
He said, no, that niggas suck a mean dick.
He said, you go.
I said, no, man, I'm not fucking going.
I'm scared of my left.
I said, fuck, we're going back to the birds.
Man, that was the quietest ride home ever.
Yeah.
He's the sex addict.
He's addicted to it.
Yeah.
He's got to get it.
He's got to get that nut.
I told his freaking francis, like, no.
Fuck, nut.
I'm just going to say his name was, uh, Williams.
Not Williams.
From Houston, Texas.
This dude's a thug.
He's a killer.
This dude got sucked off by it.
And it was, it looked like James Brown out there with a wig on.
Oh, bro.
You know what, uh, you know what, uh,
That audio that is supposed to be,
just beating down meekmill.
Yeah, yeah.
It's forever scarred into my fucking head.
You know, people coming out saying,
I think it was a fact check on that.
They said it was AI.
That's what they're saying.
I mean, that was AI?
That's what they're saying.
I hope so.
I hope so.
Well, as a dude came out saying,
it was his video.
Yeah, I know.
It was just audio.
I hope that that's not what was going on.
I know some weird shit was going on there,
but I hope that dudes are not just getting,
drugged up and pounded out like that like that shit sounded so fucked up like it made me so
uncomfortable yeah yeah i felt bad for i feel bad for yeah because i'm like man somebody's being
it's like when you watch a movie and they got like a rape scene yeah it's like ah i i can't i have
a hard time watching it because it's like makes me so that's what it's like and they fucking
play it on the drinking bros all the time because dan's always like i think we have audio of that
and they fucking cue it up and i'm like no yeah i'm like sitting on i'm like on an airplane
today and they listen to their podcast and they played that so I'm like those dudes are raw
they're fucking crazy they're really crazy playing that shit yeah hey man this has been great man where
where can people find you all right so you can find me on on instagram at derrick wolf underscore
95 they're shadow banning a shit out of me so make sure you go give me a follow yeah okay
scumb bags dude yeah absolutely scumbags then on youtube it's wolf untamed okay that's all my hunting
hunting stuff and my uh my podcast is on it'll be on spotify apple uh youtube and then um also on my website
derrick wolf dot com okay i sell merch on some merch on there and then um i also like put my videos
and in my podcast on that too so you got twitter uh yeah yeah yeah that's it's uncensored
over there yeah derrick underscore wolf 95 okay on twitter i'm gonna start posting on there more just because i
think it's just a better outlet oh yeah yeah you're not not gonna be shadow band yeah you should
share your videos over there you just said that you could put you
You can put straight up porn on there.
That's straight up porn on there.
I watch it all the time.
Hey, man, thanks for coming, man.
Thanks for having me.
Thank you, bro.
Yeah, for sure.
God, let me see your hands real quick.
That is wild.
Yeah.
That is crazy.
You got big hands too, though.
Yeah, I got big hands, but shit.
Yeah, I've been a fucking basketball part feels like a volleyball to you.
Yeah, it's easy.
I've been able to palm a basketball since I was in, like, eighth grade.
Yeah, I fucking believed it.
And I can.
Yeah, regardless of my skin tongue.
All right.
