Hodgetwins Podcast - The Founder of The Proud Boys Reveals The TRUTH... | Twins Pod - Episode 37 - Gavin McInnes

Episode Date: November 1, 2024

Gavin McInnes founded Vice Media, The Proud Boys, and Censored TV. Vice Media Bought him out, The Proud Boys got dismantled, and Gavin is one of the most banned people in the world. Even X won't let him back on. And when you watch this podcast, you'll understand why 😂 Get your Twins merch and have a chance to win a 69 Camaro and 10K in cash - https://officialhodgetwins.com/ Get Optimal Human, your all in one daily nutritional supplement - https://optimalhuman.com/ Bet on anything at https://www.mybookie.ag/ and use code "TWINS" to win Double on your first deposit! American-made, top of the line knives - https://dmoknives.com/ Want to be a guest on the Twins Pod? Contact us at [e-mail] Download Free Twins Pod Content - https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1_iNb2RYwHUisypEjkrbZ3nFoBK8k60CO Follow Twins Pod Everywhere - X - https://twitter.com/TheTwinsPod Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thetwinspod/ Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/twinspod TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@twinspod YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX8lCshQmMN0dUc0JmQYDdg Rumble - https://rumble.com/c/TwinsPod Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/79BWPxHPWnijyl4lf8vWVu?si=03960b3a8b6b4f74 Apple - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/twins-pod/id1731232810

Yeah, we got Gavin McGinnison House. Yeah. Comes from the diaphragm. Yeah. I didn't know this, but you started Vice, on the co-founders? Yep. So we made it about our own thing,

punk rock bands and skateboarding and merged Viacom and CNN. Oh, there you go. They started to meet me, and they were like, get him out of here. I started the proud boys. Guys were to jail. It was a fucking thing,

and I was banned from X. Dude, I'm banned from all major shit. People think it's like a slow thing, but when you get canceled, someone flicks a switch. Right. The left needed right-wing violence because of Antifa and BLM. They were giving them a bad name. So they were like, are there any right-wing groups?

And they go, well, there's these guys. Okay, make them into a white nationalist hate group. But there's black guys in it. Call them multiracial white supremacist. What about the gays in it? They are self-hating gays. And the media is so desperate to do the bidding of the DNC that they ran A majority of Latinos is starting to switch to a Republican.

Yeah. Yeah, what took them so fucking long? Yeah. They're more conservative than us. Right, right. I don't care about gay shit. Yeah, right, right. When they see a Maddie Cohn, they have a fucking heart attack.

Right. I'm just like, it's just a homo, calm down. Right, right. Ain't nothing horny than a gay male. You know, they say, think about six, about every six seconds, something like that. Yeah. It's got to be down to like half a second for gay man. When they think about every six seconds, they get a blow job.

It's like, done. I'm horny, done. I'm horny, done. I haven't jizzed in like, I think, seven days. The shit doesn't even squirt out in, well, I gotta squeeze your shit out. That's a prostate issue. I'm still squirting over here. Let's check it.

The Quran says you can marry your first cousin. And one of the first signs of end breeding is the mothers start having twins. No, I'm just kidding. You're a fucking asshole. We got Gavin McGinnison House. Yeah. First guy could ever do it. Yeah.

Yeah. I like how you lean into it. You got it. It comes from the diaphragm. Yeah. Hey, okay. So I want to talk to you today about what's going on in Israel. Get your opinion.

I have an idea, but I'm clueless. Yeah, but before I even getting to that, I want to ask you, What is a Jew? That's a great question. A Jew to me has to believe in God. I don't think you can be an ethnic Jew. I got a lot of enemies that are sort of secular Jews. They go to temple occasionally, and they do more to schmooze and stuff.

But you can't be a Christian if you don't believe in God. You can't be a Jew if you don't believe in God. So like Soros, his dad was an atheist. he's an atheist, sorry, you're not a Jew. And then the part working with the Nazis and helping them kill Jews was also that wasn't great for his Jew card. But a lot of these people, like when anti-Semites talk about Jews,

they're often talking about secular Jews who are just sort of, I call them Gino's, Jews in name only. And they're in it more for the fashion. Okay, is that what Kanye was referring to? I don't, I think Kanye may go a bit deeper. I think he hates them all. Or at least you did when I spoke to him. Who knows?

Right, right. So let me ask you this, because I've also heard this. Like, I cannot, like, I'm Christian, but I can't, like, just switch over to be a Judaism. Is that how you say it? Were they called Judeo-Christianity? I mean, no, Judaism. I'm sorry, Judaism. Is that how you pronounce their religion?

Sure, yeah. Yeah, Judaism. I can't practice that. I can't because. come a Jew, right? Yeah, you could. Totally. Look at all Trump's kids.

Fucking Ivanka became an Orthodox Jew. You've got to do a million tests. It's really hard. It's harder than becoming a punk. Like, you've got to get the right boots, the bondage pants, leather jacket. Right. You're going to get blue mohawk. You got to know the right bands.

She studied her ass off to become one of those. Right. But they have like higher IQs than the general population, right? That's what I say. I go, they're accepting. exceptional whites and when they do bad they do exceptional bad and when they do good they do exceptional good i kind of think they're just whites who don't drink like if i didn't drink i would be the fucking president of the united states yeah if i wasn't wedding the bed and getting into fights at the terminal at the

airport right i'd be out you get in fights then yeah tuesday really what happened so i'm going to Britain and my brilliant theory with traveling to any six hour flight is you get so blind drunk that you just sit in the chair and you go and then the steward's like sir and you're like oh I'm in a time machine yeah I'm already here six hours

has gone people are mad at you which means you're probably snoring the whole time but fuck them they could have shucking so I'm at the airport and this guy's chewing an orange straw like really hard and I got my beer in my hand I brought it to the gate and I'm like, get that fucking straw to your mouth, you faggot, you look ridiculous.

So he goes, I'm from Ukraine, you know who I am? And I just, I don't know why I did this, why I just go, fuck your war! Whatever do it. So then he gets real mad because they love that war. Yeah. And they got security and the flight attendants and stuff and they separated us. Even all the plane's boarding, so I'm worried I'm not going to get on the plane. You didn't even get on the flight yet.

This is, if I was a Jew, I wouldn't have done any of this shit. Right. So then we're separated and I'm like, I'm not getting on this fucking flight. I can't miss this flight. So then I go, all right, brain, what do you got? And it's got the adrenaline stuff. And my brain's like, all right, we've been working. There's people with clipboards in there.

And they're like, you've got something, sir. You're a. I'll see why you've been bad off on YouTube. What's ironic? because I called him a f***. I meant like douche. Right, right, yeah. Cheaping a straw, that's not gay.

It's just annoying. Yeah, right, right. There's a big, huge straw, like the kind of pen could fit in. And so then I just start gaying it up. And I go, yeah, I was over there, money my own beeswax. And that fucker, he just, like, caught me out of nowhere. And I could see the guy seeing me, and then I look over at him, and I'm like, Yeah.

And I can see him go. Yeah. This guy's pretending to be gay now. Now, the crazy part is, I think the airline could tell I was lying. But they're like, all right, this guy lies about being gay. I don't want that on my record. Right, right. He's willing to play hardball.

So he's willing to put on gay face. Yeah. So I don't want to get, I don't want my record to say, I worked at this airline and I kicked out a fag for fucking being annoying. So they just sort of like, all right. And they made me commit to no more alcohol on the flight. I'm on the flight. Wow, do you look you on the flight? Yeah, and you know what's crazy?

I didn't realize this to like yesterday. I'm not sure he got on the flight. Really? Yeah, the guy who called me a faggot. I think I criticize his orange straw and all his dead friends and got on a flight and he was sat there just like Kevin Smith in basketball shorts and a fucking blazer with a stupid orange straw on his face.

Wow. I'm surprised they let you on the flight. Well, that's a good tip. If you're ever in trouble, fag it up. Yeah, yeah. You can't black it up. You can't, like, get some burnt coal and start going, hold on a sack. You can't do the black place thing.

I have an explanation. But you could instantly fag it up. And just like, oh, my God, you're serious? Oh, wait, I'm the bad guy? Yeah. Oh, you think I started a fight? You guys are out of your minds. Okay, just get on the flight.

No one deal with you, queer. Jesus. The downside is after the whole thing, I did an HIV test and I had AIDS. I was that committed to the role that it altered my DNA and I got HIV. I was looking up with statistics on AIDS and the virus that causes AIDS, HIV. I was amazed at that statistic of what demographic people is the majority that has that virus. It's a shocker. That's like, that is over...

What was the statistic? You thought it was going to be albino skateboarders? Or Amish? I understand when I look at an AIDS commercial. This nothing but, you know... Well, it's like, guys, I know a guy who has AIDS. We were buddies from a while. He had full-blown AIDS?

He had HIV. Okay. But we were at... You gotta be dumb to get full-blown AIDS. They've got a bill for that kid. I've been to strip clubs with them and stuff. and I met some bar with him I can't remember what we were doing

but he had bumblebee ankle socks and I go nice socks and he goes you know I'm gay right and I'm like what I've been to strip clubs with you I've known you for like two years

he goes you never listen to me you're always fucking yelling your face off and I go you've had girlfriends and he goes yes and I always tell them that I'm by and I go how'd you get it and he goes we go to these circuit parties where it's like a rave

and they do meth, like in something like this, but tiny. And they would fuck for like 36 hours. Like, I don't mean on and off. I mean like, ony, ony. Yeah. And I'm like, dude, if a praying mantis fucked a praying mantis for 36 hours, his bug dick would be destroyed. Yeah.

It would look like a cheap arrow you got from Target where you shot cement, and it just went like at the end. Like, I'm not saying God gave you AIDS, but like nature, like go pick your face for 36 hours. Yeah. It's going to be an infected fucking hole in your cheek. Right. Yeah.

Yeah, gay people are like some horny freaking, ain't nothing hornyer than a gay male. Dude. They're like, they think. Well, a straight man thinks about, you know, they say we think about sex about every six seconds, something like that. Yeah.

It's got to be down to like half a second for a gay man. Yeah. When they think about every six seconds, they get a blowjob. It's like I'm horny, done, I'm horny, done I'm horny, done I haven't jizzed in like I think seven days

So the next time I'm with my wife It's gonna be like ghost busters She's gonna look like She's at the fucking Madam Tussaud's wax museum But the air conditioning broke She's just gonna be like this melting candle One of the time I'm done

I wish I could do that I could go a month and still can't do Really? You guys don't have the same jizz glands? Aren't you the same people? No, the shit doesn't even squirt out anymore. I got to squeeze the shit out. Well, that's a prostate issue.

I'm still squirting over here. Let's check it. We can feel if it's enlarged. Yeah? Yeah. Let me give you the ET. Elliot. Elliot.

Yeah, you ain't using that? Yeah, well, Kevin gave me this thing. I was supposed to, like, prostate. I was supposed to, like, massage you that groove right below. your nuts. Your taint? Yeah. Yeah.

It's an vibrator. He wants me to do that. He says he's like, he's fucking, he bought it for me. I'm like, this is fucking weird. Happy birthday.

He's talking about that's where you can't jazz right. So that's what fixed me. Do you use that? Are you constantly vibrating your tames? I came across a video on this black woman. She's,

you know, going over prostate health. She says two ways you can massage your prostate. You can either go. go inside, which you've got to be a homosexual to do that. Or you can do it on outsiders between the nuts and the butthole. Right there, and you massage it.

You call it the taint, right? What, because it taint the bag and it taint the anus. Yeah. Right. Man, it decreased the swelling big time. I got some swelling going on. I bet you're getting up in a middle of night. You use bathroom a lot.

How could you guys have different, what do you eat different? No, he's just lazy. I gave him a massage like about a month ago. You still ain't used it. Hey, I'm not talking about this. That reminds us of our sponsors. Welcome back to massage your taint. Get in there once a day.

Yeah. You know. You're crazy. That's exactly what it sounds like. Is this going to be on? Is this going to be? What are you going to do? Add a bunch of bleeps?

I think this shit is going up on Rumble. Rubble and Twitter. Rubble and Twitter. You have to personally text this to people. Just save it and DM it. This is definitely going to rubble and Twitter. Yeah. Hey, so that what's going on in Israel?

Okay. Well, they just got bombed by Iran. Well, yeah. What should take on what's going on about that? Well, what's crazy about it is it's both in the Bible and in the Quran. So Ezekiel 37 says that armies from the east will come, attack Israel, and they will be destroyed to the point where blood will rise up to the height of a lion's mane. Jesus. I'm guessing. It's like that high. It's a lot of blood. That's a lot of blood.

Especially in the desert where I can suck it in. You hear the sand absorbs that shit, right? It's a lot of fucking wood. It's not a swimming pool. Yeah. They didn't tile the Middle East recently. But yeah, and then the Quran says that the 12th iman, that's their Messiah, will come and destroy Israel. And anyone has a problem with that can go fuck themselves. I'm going to chop their heads off and it'll be convert or die. But in the Bible, they say that there'll be this invasion. Jesus will come back.

Mains high blood. And then the Jews will go, fuck, I'm sorry, I ever doubted you. I'm in. So in the Bible. You think Jesus is that forgiven? I know if I come back, I want some payback. You're back? You're in? Yeah, yeah.

We're sorry. We doubted you. Wait, what are you talking about? It says here, yeah, I don't give a fuck. You doubted me for way too long. You've been gone for a while. You've seen the height of this blood? Yeah.

It's mains high. And now you like me? How you like me now? But it's funny how the Muslim version of events has you converting or dying, and the Christian version of events is, I'll do something awesome, and you'll be like, all right, I got you. I prefer the Christian way then. But the problem with the whole prophecy thing is,

I think the Antichrist has to take over the world and make a globalist religion that is Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. Ain't that what's happening? And that didn't have? I guess maybe it is. I've been coming, I came across this video. Have you heard about the two red heifers? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not one hair off. Yeah, and I, I don't know, just the speculation shit I found on YouTube is that you need two perfect red heifers and they got to sacrifice to two red heifers. Yeah. Right? But they have two perfect red heifers to, you know, you have to clone them because they can't find two perfect red heifers. And then from that, you, it was going to take them to some, what was it called? some temple that the Muslims there in Israel. Right.

What was it called? I forget the name of it. That's where they're going to sacrifice the two red herppers. And that's blasphemy to the Muslims, so they would go fucking mental if you did that. And that's, I think that's what's going on. That's what people are talking about on YouTube. Right. That's why Iran is attacking Israel.

I don't find it that hard to find red heifers. You just stay there past last call and you have a bag of coke in your pocket. Easy peasy. Right. You're going to get at least one. Right. She's going to be fat. Yeah, I don't know. You've seen that, right?

Yes, I have. Yeah. It does seem very biblical. But at the end of the day, I just see the Muslim world as a bunch of fucking savages for the most part. And they're just attacking Israel. Like they shot six people today in Tel Aviv. They're just, there, they, there's no desire for negotiation. or common ground. They want to annihilate Israel and kill everyone there. I guess it was, what, 1948?

Yeah, right after World War II. Okay, so they established Israel because they need their own place because everybody fucking hates them. Yeah. Right. Well, they did that with tons of place. Like, Pakistan was formed after World War II. He said, okay, let's give the Muslims the top of India and we'll give the Hindus

the bottom. Right. Right. So let me ask you this. Why, like, why did they choose that area? I mean, you're surrounded by fucking. Muslims. Well, I mean, that doesn't... Well, the argument was that that's their homeland, that they have a history there that goes

back, you know, before the Bible, before it predates Christianity. So they left from there? Yeah, I guess. I mean, that's like me going to like, like some area in the United States where there's a bunch of clan members. We go there and say, yeah, this is now Africa. Yeah. That's not going to be in well for me. But I would support you guys.

I'd send you four billion. a year. That shit's not going to end well for us. I get that, but that's the same as the Indians. It's the same with all colonization. Like, I get that there's an argument that they shouldn't be there in the first place, but that ship is sailed. Yeah.

Like, what are we going to do? Give fucking Texas back to the Comanches. It's not happening anymore. So let's, we got to deal with the hammered dealt. And the hammered dealt with is these guys are in a contentious neighborhood, and they're getting attacked on a daily basis. I mean, yeah, I get that You can't give Texas back to Mexico

But that was like fucking 1,500 of some shit This shit was like 70 years ago These fuckers remember that shit Yeah, well that's Their brothers died Like your brother died for that Those borders Your father died for those borders

So maybe the fact that it's more recent Makes it more relevant Right Because you're the people you remember With your own memory Your own scrapbook You remember those guys Yeah

Hey what they said they've been in negotiations and now negotiations reach the state stalemate nobody's willing to negotiate or anything like that what was the offer that was made to the original people there, the Palestinians, the original Arabs. Well, the big one was with

Clinton at Camp David where they basically offered a two-state solution the Jews were not happy with it. They're like, what the fuck you're doing, dude? You're the world's worst negotiated. And yes, your Arafat said I can't say yes to this because I'd get killed. Because we need conflict. We need

constant conflict. So to me that says our role is pit bulls. Like we always have to be attacking these walls. If you feed the pit bulls and give them a nice little area to run around in, then they cease to have a role. So I don't think Palestine wants a solution. I think

they want to constantly be at war. And I actually believe that Israel let October 7th happen and they let their own people die. I think we've done that with Pearl Harbor and maybe even 9-11. We've let some shit happened in order to justify a retaliation.

And the retaliation was like, I'm fucking done with this. I'm done with my shithead neighbor. He's been bitching at me since I moved in. I'm going over there. I'm going to fucking shoot him in the head. Yeah, a lot of Americans are not hip to that, what you just said. It's like our government let shit happen so we could justify doing something else. Yeah, well, we're in the brink of World War III, I think. I mean, the people that's going to end up fighting that war for Israel is going to be a lot of

Americans. I'm totally against that. I don't like that part. Yeah. Like I gave you four billion. in a year for decades for half a century. Right, right. So if Mike Tyson gets punched in the face,

I don't yell, you need me, Mike! I'm just like, whoa, you fucked up. Yeah. You're toast. What were you thinking, you moron? Yeah, right. But the fact that our troops are going over there is... I don't like that shit at all. I don't want that with Ukraine. I don't want that with any war. Like, why do... I've heard the argument that we have to go out there

and establish ourselves as, like, the king of the prison. Or someone else will take over that spot. Yeah. I get that argument, I guess. But can't we just, like, blow some up and leave? Yeah. I don't think we king of anything. We can't even beat Afghanistan.

Yeah, good. Yeah. You can't even be king of America. Yeah. I like Trump's thing where he would just, like, blow the living shit out of, like, an air base in Syria and be like, that's what you're looking at if you want to ramp this up, motherfucker. And they went, okay, come down.

What the fuck? This guy's crazy, dude. Can't we do that? Yeah, assassin guy Like Israel does with the Pagers Yeah And the fucking bomb out That was fucking crazy

The Pagers That's the coolest thing I've ever seen I mean but I mean I mean it's cool for them But what's gonna keep Democrats From doing that to fucking All the Republicans in this country Well they tried to do that with EZE

And it didn't work So they had to give him AIDS You think the government gave EADs? Yeah I think he's a AGEE It must have been easy Because I heard he's

homosexual. I mean, when you think about it, like, the people that got it back then, it was like, how did that, well, whatever. But I guess it's possible for straight to get AIDS back then, but you must have to do, like, 36 hours of fucking. Oh, you have a bisexual friend you don't know about. How old are you guys? I just hit 50, man.

Shut up. The 17. Okay, so I guess Black don't crack because I look like Ebenezer Scrooge with a. You look great, man. You just need to, you know, get rid of the grade. That's all. Yeah, okay. Just for men.

But when I was a kid in the 80s in the suburbs, we all were like, we got AIDS. Yeah. It's just a done deal. We saw the commercial. Every partner you sleep with, you slept with all their partners. So we're like 17. I remember that. I slept with two chicks.

And we're like, I've slept with 300 chicks. I'm a dead man. I remember that shit. What a waste. We couldn't be getting so much pussy back there. Yeah. And the girls didn't want to fuck either because they were sure they had AIDS.

That was a real AIDS epidemic, worrying about it. Yeah, fucking shit. I always thought, oh, man, I didn't use the kind of, I just know I get AIDS. Yeah. I said, man, why'd you just kind? I don't know, man.

I was being stupid. I remember I called Keith. I was still going to high school the next year because I was bad at school, and he graduated earlier, right? And he moved away. I said, man, you never guessed what just happened, man. I made a huge mistake.

I said, I ran into Charlotte. Every black guy in town went through Charlotte. Ugly white bitch. She looked like, what's that dude? She looked like that dude was in that wheelchair. Couldn't fucking talk. Stephen Hawkins. She looked like six foot two Stephen Hawking.

Ugly fucking bitch. That's like a 1.01. Well, I saw us like, hmm. I went up to age, Shala. She only did black guys. Because white guys didn't want her. Black guys love white girls and nobody wants. So I went up to her, right?

She was pregnant, she said. I just went up to her. I said, hey, can you suck me off? Because that's all my black friends said. She just sucked off. All you got to do is ask her, right? But I was too shy at high school, so I never did. So I won't get down the street from the group.

the store. I mean, what the fuck is that Charlotte Mullins right there? What are you saying her name? I mean, Charlotte's. He said a complete name. Charlotte Mullins. You can beep it out. So I went up to us, hey, uh, hey, can you suck me off? She said, no, I'm pregnant.

I'm like real sick. You know, I, that's okay. Cocker's going to make me gag and I'm going to throw up all the place. So I say, fuck it. I'm going to fuck you there. I'm going to house right. Stuck my cock in side of her And oh my God

My dick felt like a stick of margarine And her taco felt like an oven I just started instantly bustling this So I get home right So man I got AIDS I got AIDS Oh the black guy, she's sleep with her I know I got AIDS So I get home I call Keith

I said man Fucking ran in Charlotte man I fucking went off on him I said you fucking got AIDS You're gonna fucking die Don't talk to me Welcome to the world of AIDS. Yeah.

Yeah. Because every black dude in town. I remember one day I left, it was, we left school. It was right for a vacation. I forget what vacation it was, but it was walked by this line. And it was just standing out of the bathroom. Yeah, there was a line of black guys, right? I'm like, she was just sucking them all off.

What are y'all doing? I mean, yeah. You think of white trash. That's who you thought about. That's romantic. Yeah, but all the black guys is just getting sucked off. All right, let's switch gears. Fuck this.

Hey, so I didn't know this, but you started Vice Well, on the co-founders? Yep, started Vice Media in 1994. It was supposed to be a multicultural, like, calendar for all the different diversity parades that are going on. And me and my buddy Sirouche just said, no, that's gay. Yeah. So we made it about our own thing, punk rock bands and skateboarding and that kind of shit.

And I have just random shit. Like I interviewed a potato about his life. And does he like the fact that he's going to die? He's like, that's what we live for. He's going to get fried and old. Yeah, you're going to become fries. And he's like, that's what we want. That's our mecca.

We got 86 versions. You become fries. Whatever we wanted. Yeah. And then we took it. It was called Voice of Montreal back then. And then we took it solo. We called it Bice.

It blew up. And then it just, I hired my, my childhood friend who was always good at business. He was always a hustler. Like, we were stupid punks. And then he'd get a job at some fancy restaurant. And his tips would be like 300 bucks. Back when, you know, 300 bucks was...

300,000 bucks today. Like, it was fucking crazy money. Right. And he'd buy his shit stuff. He was a great hustler. And so he became the sort of sales dude. And he kept blowing it up, blowing up. Now we're global.

Now we've got TVs, departments, and we have a film, a channel and we have all these different fucking versions of the brand stores, everything. And then they started the big, he merged with Biacom and CNN and they started to meet me.

And they were like, who is that fucking idiot who keeps calling people for chewing in a straw? Get him out of here. And they're like, no fucking way, man. That's our bro. He's been with us since day one. He hired me.

And I'd fucking rather die. Okay. How about $10 million? Bye-bye. Home to mommy. Right. And I was like, what? I thought that, yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Hello, hello, hello, my phone's cutting out. What? Wow. I sold my shares. I got bought out. And then I just sort of wandered the streets. Well, you made a pretty pin out for that, huh? Yeah, it did very well.

Yeah. Oh, okay. They didn't treat you like a black guy. They did not, no. But the problem. is we were all so broke back then that when I got my money, I didn't have anyone to party with. Fuck, that sucks.

So I just, like, got an eight ball and a prostitute and just like... Hey, there you go. That's all you need. Drank Berman. Just leave them eight ball out of it. I don't need to eat ball. I just need the prostitute. It's how to celebrate.

Dude, I was at a bachelor party recently, not to get back into the sex stuff, but it was, it was they brought, got these two prostitutes and it wasn't really, it wasn't meant to be that kind of Bachelor. Be careful, he might be incriminating. You said, see what they're doing the ditty.

Well, they got strippers. They got strippers. They got strippers. They might get you for sex trap. Yeah, maybe. But they were there, and we were all like, what are you doing here? It was a camping thing. We're outside.

And all I wanted to ask her about was, like, how much money do you make? How do you avoid the IRS? Right. If you want to buy a car, the IRS is going to see your car. Yeah, exactly. So do you do it through another name? Do you have an LLC? see, like, how does this all work?

And she just wanted us to be like, yeah! And I'm like, I'm 54. There's no yes anymore. Right. And they got this 30-year-old kid, and they were like humiliating him with whipped cream and spanking him and all that stuff. And at the beginning, we're all outside, right?

We're all like, yeah! For maybe, like, half of WAP. And the song. And then we're like, we all ended up back at the campfire just talking, shooting and shit, and that bubble of the devil, yeah. And they were still there humiliating that. guy with like two guys watching.

What? I'm done. How would they humiliate? Humiliate him. Oh, they had a cucumber and they're sucking it and hitting him with it and fucking slapping him with their tits, bong, bong, bong, bong. I guess he was into that, huh?

It's not funny anymore. Well, we set it up. She's like, who do you want us to humiliate? And we're like, him, go kill him. Yeah. I'm not watching, no. I don't give a fuck. But anyway, yeah, after the, after the vice thing I did. I did podcast. I did Fox News a lot.

I did Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld. That was good for notoriety. Rebel News was also very good. Red Pilled a generation. Got Trump elected. And then I think the Powers of Be said, this guy's a little too popular. And people think it's like a slow thing.

But when you get canceled, someone flicks a switch. Right. In October 2nd of 2018, I did a talk, like a comedy show, where we reenacted the murder. Oh, now my mic's sounding weird. We reenacted the murder of this Japanese socialist.

Oh, shit. He was murdered. That sounded like a bad. It was funny. But he got a fucking samurai sword through his chest by a student named Otaya Yamaguchi. Right. And so we reenacted that. And I was, I had like, glasses and the same uniform he had on.

Does he say chicky glasses? Chimky glasses, yeah. what should I call them Asiatic glasses Asian persuasion That generally replicated The lack of epicenthic folds That that particular racial group has

What was that? 19 words? Chinky glasses And I don't know Someone had said Like the midterms are coming up We need right wing violence

Make sure the proud boys look bad Like started the proud boys And guys went to jail It was a fucking thing And I was banned from X Dude I'm banned from all major shit, like YouTube and everything. You don't think it's because you used to fucking it too much.

No, I got away with that forever. I mean, I started vice. Yeah. We had like Fri-It Fridays. Right. Where it was free tequila. Yeah. Probably that she was like a Trump supporter and conservative.

Well, I think you could be a Trump supporter, but don't be, for lack of a better word, cool, cool. Yeah. Like Ben Shapiro, no girls are diddling their beaned at Ben Shapiro. Not that they're exactly squirting looking at me, but. I have an appeal to younger people because I don't have rules. Right. And I think young people see, you know, they see normal conservatives. You have absolutely no rules.

Zero rules. Right. Zero rules. Yeah. Got our new giveaway. You asked for it. We got it. Man, this is a 69.

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horses up under the hood that's that white American engineering right now that's what founded this country go to festerhartswins.com anything you buy the site get you out of the back it'll win yeah and that's bad because the what does the left have they have the black vote they have the woman vote they have the youth vote They have the illegal vote. If you fuck with any of those four, they're toast. Yeah. So they will attack you.

I'm amazed at how a majority of Latinos is starting to switch to a Republican. Yeah. Yeah, what took them so fucking long? Yeah. You're Catholics. Right. You're pro-life. Mm-hmm.

You don't like the gay shit. They're more conservative than us. Right. Right. I don't care about gay shit. Yeah. Right. When they see a Maddie Cohn, they have a fucking heart attack.

Right. I'm just like, it's just a homo come down. Right. right cool eat your grass flavored juice there lawnmore man uh latinos are waking up what's what's what's wrong with black people black people have been brainwashed to think racism exists yeah and it just i think it's because it's like when i did the thing with the orange straw yeah it's like a get of jail free card so there's a conflict here i leave the podcast and they go those guys were total dicks and you could go, yeah, because he's a racist.

He runs the hit group, the proud boys. Of course he hits blocks. And now you're absolved, you're free to go. So it's just like sitting there on the table. And a lot of people can't resist. A lot of blacks can't resist picking it up. But, you know, that's an indulgence. And they obviously don't mean it.

Like when they go, I live in total fear of the police. Yeah. You go, okay, well, you were pouring water over them in New York City and saying, what's you going to do, bitch? I'm scared of MS-13. I don't pour water on them. I call them bitches in the street. Ooh, MS-13, who!

What's you gonna do, motherfucker? I'm going to kill you. Yeah. I don't know why he was Syrian in that sketch, but I think, yeah, blacks in America have been fucking brainwashed, lured into thinking that racism is around every question. corner and it's just like, that hasn't been true in 50 years.

Yeah. Or more. I'd say it's 1970 is when people stopped thinking about race all the fucking way. I don't know about that when I was in the 80s, man. I got called n***er every day. But you were being a nigger the entire time. It was an astute observation. I was being a kid.

It was called, absolutely. It was a mean. Well, we grew up in, uh, yeah, I grew up in Southern Virginia. Oh, okay. Yeah. I didn't deserve it. I remember. I wasn't being a nigger.

but like you're at like think of the 80s and like Pittsburgh and stuff yeah like we had moved on and then Obama came back Obama who's yeah yeah he's Japanese like he's from another planet he's from an island called Hawaii yeah so he comes here he's got his cigarette and he's playing basketball like fucking the guy from three's company don don furring whatever his name mr roper right don't but dunk but don't and he goes yeah America is super racist. Yeah. That's impossible. You got elected by popular vote and you won an electorate college.

For him to say to the country is systematically racist. Twice and more than the second time. Yeah. And now, no, his name is, his name is Barack Hussein Obama. If I'm a white supremacist, I'm getting everybody to the fucking pose. Yeah. I saw, you know, that fucking podcast he does with Bruce Springsteen where I haven't watched it? You looked at it?

It's a great way to ruin Bruce Springsteen's music. He's talking about Clarence. Clemens who like everyone loves to see Santa Claus of fucking rock and roll and he goes uh yeah we were playing in jersey and uh you know we'd go to these we go out in jersey and everyone was screaming and loving him on the stage and he was a great part of the band like nice positive stuff and then Barack Obama goes yeah these the same people that would you know if he came to a bar in that place they'd call him a and you're like wait he said yes so Clarence Clemens walks in they're like well well well put down the saxophone chubby

you may be okay on stage with the boss but you ain't okay here in Southern New Jersey and it just shows how out of touch he is yeah yeah to assume that people are like well Clarence Clemens is here boy you don't know Americans dude

you're a fucking he's his mother if you hate Barack Obama you're a sexist and I'm a sexist he's a fucking fat communist porn bitch that's who Barack Obama is yeah yeah yeah yeah sure pull up yeah the end word comes up

yeah and part of the world what Bruce and Clarence portrayed on stage was essentially a reconciliation shut up but most of your audiences were primarily white they can love Clarence when he's on stage but if they ran into him in a bar

suddenly oh yeah the end word comes up yeah and part of the world why are you saying yeah Bruce. And the whole reconciliation, like, when Clarence Clemens was on stage, no one was like, you know what? I guess I don't have blacked dudes. Nobody cares. No one saw him. It was the saxophone

guy. What's it's rock and roll? Right. With saxophones. No one's like, well, well, well. Yeah. This Negro makes you play a horn instrument, which they're terrible at. Like, Dizzy Gillespie gets out there. Well, well,

well. Mr. Trump Taking our instrument, huh? Next thing you know, you're going to think you're good a chance. Get off of that trumpet, Miles Davis. That's my trumpet, boy. Shut up. Yeah, I never fucking saw that clip. Yeah.

Like, just go, well, I don't know about that. There's no pushback at all. That's, I've been in a lot of bars in Jersey. Yeah. They buy me drinks and they buy Clarence drinks. I don't know what you're talking about, you fucking idiot. Yeah. You think everyone is fucking boss hog from Dukes of Hazard?

Yeah, he's just keeping black people in that place and that make-believe place where they can only survive if they do certain things. Yeah. To make it in America. He's just trying to paint that picture. Yeah. Propagant. No, I voted for that asshole.

Really? My second term, I voted for Mitt Romney. He's even fucking worse, though. What made you switch? Um, us being small businesses on us, uh, we got a ugly letter to the mayor from, uh, insurance carrier. Uh, insurance rates almost doubled. And I lost coverage. Yeah. And at the bottom is due to the Affordable Care Act. And the only reason why we voted for them because we thought, you know, the country was racist. And so like that opened my eyes up. And then I just start,

you know, just watching both sides and going through my own personal experience. I was like, this country, I mean, there's racist people around. but this country is not systemically racist. Yeah, and then I have an older brother. He's a Republican. I thought he's Uncle Tom. Yeah, retired arms. He planned to see him in my area.

Then I came across. Larry Elder. Ben Shapiro. Jim Crow, St. Joe, Ben Shapiro. Yeah. What was your business? Your trainers back then? Oh, doing YouTube.

Yeah, just doing YouTube. We were on YouTube almost, just 28, 2008. So before YouTube, existed. Yeah. You would just have a cardboard camera. Yeah. It was barely anybody on this shit. Yeah. We'd been doing this shit for a while. Dude, on a VHS tape and you were

just plugging it. Oh, fuck. I had a... Trade the VHS tape. I remember how to damn... I can't even remember the name of the camera. So much has changed since then. Yeah. But I just opened our eyes up and I was like... And I thought Mitt Romney was great, but he was just a... Well, there's the brainwashing that everyone's racist. There's also the brainwashing that

the right are all a bunch of fucking losers and nerds who have never smoked pot and never had a threesome. And they don't have have a colleague's degree and shit like that. Yeah, and then you, like, I'm from Canada. I was born in Britain, but I was raised mostly in Canada. And I, the narrative there is they're all evangelical Christians who don't believe in dinosaurs and they want to throw gays off buildings.

And the racism is insane. Right. So I moved down to New York in the 90s and, uh, they're able to tell gay people up. Basically. That's pretty damn shocked therapy. Yeah, I, that's shocked there. That's insane.

You're going to shock the gay out of that. I did it. It works. It does. Yeah. I had a dog collar that every time I would suck a dick, I would get this insane jolt. And now, like, I'll go to, like, a water park and guys will, like, be changing. I'll see dicks and go, like, pavlov's dogs.

That's how it worked to associate gay sex with pain. Yeah. You see, on a nice. The shit probably does work. That's why they don't. That's probably why he bent in the shit. Shit fucking worked. That's why they're so mad about it.

But I came down to the States and there was like a guy in line at CVS or something and I think I was in I think I was in this relatively south like Florida. And this guy's like, so what's going on with your mom? And it was a white guy in the lineup talking this black guy behind him. And he's like, she's not doing too well, man. I don't know what's going on with her. I'm worried about her. They said she was getting better

and then she got a little worse. He's like, is this the same medication? And I'm like, I thought that you guys hate each other and you don't speak and you don't know each other. And I think that's the problem with the media, with academics, with a lot of politicians, is they've never met an average American. Charles Murray wrote a book about it called Coming Apart.

And he's got this cool quiz. I think it's online. where you can be like, have your feet ever hurt from working all day? Have you ever, like, when was last time you had a Coors Light or a Budweiser? Like, did you see the movie Transformers? Like, he has all these, like, normal people things, and you can see how far away you are from the average American. I got a fucking 100% of course.

But I think, like, Nancy Pelosi, when she last had a Coors Light? Yeah. And that's what I love about Trump. I don't really give a shit about Trump the guy. I'm not dying to have them over for dinner. But when you meet Trump supporters, you go, these are fucking great people. I want to go get barbecue with these guys.

They're fucking, even the broads as a sexist, I even want to hang out with the broads. Yeah. I even want to hang out with the fatties. That word, if the story is like getting boring and no one's laughing, just throw a fagin. that's like one of the best words that and the N-word

So what really... Were you always a Republican? No, no, I was... I wasn't even that political most of my life. I was into punk rock as a teenager and stuff. That's gay as fuck. So you was probably more liberal back then, huh?

Oh, yeah, absolutely. But, but like, if you asked, I would choose the liberal side, but I wasn't even that into politics. And then I read Pat Buchanan's Death of the West in 2001, as the World Trade Center fell, and I was right there,

I was in New York City at the time. I watched what happened? And I was like, okay, what have you guys been doing? Yeah. Like, the analogy I was used as, like, say, you trust it when people build roads, and you trust that there's a tarmac

and there's fucking sand, and there's a process there with rocks, and it's not going to collapse, and then you drive on the road and it just starts falling apart and melting on a hot day, and you go, what have you guys been doing? I trusted you with this.

I trusted you to be handling, you know, foreign policy and global politics, you don't know what the fuck's going on. You're all retarded. And that got me concerned about, you know, the Islamification of the West. And then I started looking into Marxism and other things that were sabotaging the West.

And I realized there's like an almost biblical, demonic force out there trying to destroy the greatest culture in the world, which is Western culture. With dumb lies like you're racist and your, calling us like we invented equality and were the bad guys

fuck you so like Muslim faith do you think they could be good Americans if they came here and this is my most controversial belief but I honestly think that Muslims are incompatible with the Western world you think it's because of religion between Christians I think it's

inbreeding I said this on Joe Rogan and they had to cancel the episode but The Quran says you can marry your first cousin. You can't do that more than a few times. And one of the first signs of inbreeding is the mothers start having twins. No, I'm just kidding. I was like, oh shit.

You're a fucking asshole. I'm like hanging on your every fucking word. I'm like, what the fuck? Is he talking about me? I couldn't resist. Obviously, the first signs of severe retardation. One of the symptoms is extreme violence, like just this immediate call to rage.

But so that might be it. That's in the black community too. Yeah, I guess so. But so there's the inbreeding thing. But there's also the Quran. It's a violent book. Like we were talking at the beginning about, about these biblical prophecies where Jesus goes,

see? And in their prophecy, the 12th iman goes, fucking, I'm going to chop your head off if you don't comply. So Hinduism, you know, Buddhism, all these other religions, all these other groups, too. All these other immigrants seem to do fine here. They seem to get the concept of assimilation. But there's something about Muslims where they don't seem to get that you're with us now. You're on our team now.

Yeah, women still cover the whole face, the bodies and everything. Yeah, that's not what we do here. Right. And I think if you come to America or anywhere in the West, you don't have to be a Christian, but you have to respect Christianity. Yeah, you have to assimilate into our society. Right.

Like you go to Japan, you take your fucking shoes off when you go in there and you sit down on your knees, which is a pain in the ass. You just want a fucking chair. Use those stupid sticks. Oh my God. A bunch of fucking sticks. It's so illogical.

Can a motherfucker get a spoon, please? But you do all that shit. because you respect them. We don't get that here. We get to fuck you. And I think Muslims are particularly bad at that. They're bad. So you don't think Muslims can coexist with a Christian nation?

Well, I think moderate Muslims can, but they're not really following their religion to the full extent of the law. And ironically, we really need them because we can't fix radical Islam. They have to fix radical Islam and tell their brothers and their cousins. cousins that they're getting a little too extreme. I think you just, if there's a terrorist attack, you deport everyone, like cousins, everyone. So they would start become snitches and be like, I'm not being sent back to fucking Saudi Arabia. That guy's acting weird. That's your dad.

I know. That guy's acting weird. Yeah. Yeah. We need moderate Muslims to expose radical Islam. but I mean, it's, I wish, like, I get called racist and other dumb things that are true, but Islamophobia is definitely something that I should be accused of. If I'm bad from X, from Islamophobia, fair fucks.

Personally, where I country's growing, I think we need more God, more religion. Absolutely. And that leads to more families and more kids. You know, you chip away at Christianity and you chip away at the soul of a country. And that's why I used to be metaphorical with like the devil and this war on us is demonic. But I'm getting less metaphorical as I get older. And I'm thinking like Tim Curry in legend like hooves and red skin with fucking horns like the devil. Right.

The guy. Who's that guy he got in a deep shit? I forget. It's a white guy. He says run for the heels. Or Dan Bizarrean? No, not Dan. Not Dan Bizarrean.

He was a other guy. Jews. Iron Maiden? No. Remember he said if run to the suburbs. White guy. He was a... Oh, the white guy with the...

Yeah. The... No, no, no. No, no. We did the little cartoon shit for years. Oh, Scott Adams. Scott Adams. Yeah, he said get away from them. Yeah, he was talking about black people. Yeah. Right. Well, that, when there's a lack of assimilation and a lack of cohesion and

a lack of sort of community, then the only other option is for people to form little pockets. And I keep doing these interviews this month with European news agencies for some reason. I did one German TV station. The next thing you know, my fucking office is full of frogs and crouts and wops. But at least you get the FBI there, you think. And they always have the same question.

So after Trump loses, are the proud boys going to be like coming out and like killing people? totally destroying the place, right? And I'm like, for fuck sakes. No, that was BLM, that was Antifa. They did it for two years. You didn't give a shit. You didn't fly down here. You called it fiery and peaceful.

What's really happened is America's had a divorce. And there is New York and California, go fuck yourself. Texas and Florida, come on over. And they're sort of fortifying those areas. There's not going to be a civil war if Trump loses. The civil

already happened. Like we talked about dividing up Pakistan and Israel after World War II. That's what we're doing now. We're dividing up the country into red and blue and there's Cordillane and there's fucking, you guys can have Seattle and we'll take Jupiter, Florida

and Las Vegas Nevada is ours and you guys can have fucking Baltimore and it's been done. I don't know if the left knows that, but the right certainly does. Yeah. Like they're not armed so they can go and fucking take back New York City.

They don't want it. Their arms so New York City doesn't take back them. Right. Yeah, I think the left knows what they're doing. That's why they're sending those Haitians to Ohio because they're going to make those citizens, those people's citizens, right? And hope to swing that state.

Yeah. What they do, Minnesota? If you're like, that's who they're going to vote for a Democrat. All people, when they first voters, when you're ignorant, you vote Democrat. When you're young, you vote Democrats. Especially if you're immigrant, they give you like tens of thousands of dollars about a car in a house. Yeah, and it's like 100,000. So they put them there in Ohio so they can change the votes there. I don't know why the Republicans in that state is not pushing back.

I understand you can send them to a sanctuary city in some of these states, but why would you send them to a red area? Yeah. Are they, but are Republicans sending them to red areas? Well, I don't know. When they come from, I know a majority of the Emirates is coming through San Diego and California. They're coming through Texas. So I'm thinking Texas, California is sending these people there. No, they actually seek the requirements for asylum.

Right. So I'm thinking, yeah, I'm thinking the Democrats is doing this. Why would you put them in Ohio? Well, what are you going to do as an American, like, go kill them all? I would stick them in a blue state. Why are they in a red state? Yeah, but this talk of where we are now, like a Molotov cocktail looks really cool in a T-shirt and saying, like, we got to go kill judges and fucking burn down the White House.

That definitely sounds cool. It's retarded. going to end up in jail, you're going to end up dead. Right. So no one, you've got to box smart. And the way to box smart is to fortify your areas. And I guess give up on Springfield, Ohio. They got that.

They won. It sounds defeatist. Right. But I think. So 100,000 of those fuckers there. What do you could, like, what do we do now? Go get them. Put them in a bus.

Like, send them to a blue state. Yeah. They want them. They love them. I'll send them to New York City, California, Sanctuary City. Yes. Somebody to buy that, you know, approves of those people. What do the three of us do? Do the three of us set them there? I agree with you.

But as far as like the three of us goes, we got a, we know how we get them, right? I'm going to pull up in a FedEx truck and I'm going to have it full of cats. And let's have you got cats, getting away free cats. All these hastes go, come on, we got cats, cats, cats. And then we jump in the back of the truck, we shut the gate and we take off with them. You know what you do? You cover yourself in feathers and bones. And you paint your face like white and yellow with stripes and you go, Ohio is voodoo This place is voodoo

You must go now Or you will face the plight of the juju man And then they're like, I need to get out of here Why are you gay Why are you gay? I am not gay Yeah Do you think they put them by coincidence or

I think they did it for votes? Yeah It seems like this is a thing Why have Republicans so solid on that? Because I didn't know about this until all the shit blew up. Why do Republicans allow it? Yeah. They're incompetent.

They're weak. Like, Republicans aren't our allies. Trump's, I think, are ally. But, like, all of these fucking red people in the White House, they would happily fucking throw us to the wolves. They're not our friends. They're constantly apologizing for America. They're not patriots.

How many politicians in the White House are on our side? None. and I think all of these discussions always come down to are they evil or are they retarded and there's a pen diagram in the middle where they're evil and retarded and I like Kamala I think she sent those like those Haitians up to Ohio

she's like send them there and we'll get more votes and then someone goes but it's another third of the population okay well that will probably work out fine and you're like lady if you sent like a 20,000 Amish to like a Pennsylvania community it's still gonna rock the boat it's gonna be a problem

well we'll see it'll work out I want to do it this is by the way if you get to the airport and you want to sit with your friend and you're not sitting together you have him come up and he goes hey I don't know what's going on with my tickets but I'm not sitting with my stepbrother

I mean, you guys couldn't do it. And you're next to him going, Hello! And then they'll go, he'll go like, he can sit wherever he wants, but it's going to be a lot of work for the person next to him. I'm like, oh, fuck, you get the exit roll. Don't worry about it.

We'll tell the other fucker he gets here. One time I did it, and I stayed in character, you got to do your top button on your dress shirt. So I'm like, meh. in this seat. It's like somebody else dressed you, huh? Yeah.

And they were doing a really good job. Yeah. Do it right to the top. You got to miss a couple buttons too. Is that, that runcally pole. You can put a tangerine in that hole. So he's next to me, and then there was a woman who had another 40, I was 40 at the time, another 40-year-old tard.

And he had like Wolverine on his shirt or whatever. And he was like, meh-h-ha. And I saw him look at the mom, and they were both like, why don't we sit those two together? And they could talk about being retarded. And then you and I could talk about the various plans and the people you can get, and the nurses you can get for free if you sign up for this thing.

Right. It's a good strategy. Sounds smart. And I was like, I'm willing to take that because I don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Right. So if he sat next to me, I would just be like, what's up, buddy?

And then he'd be like, for arena's number one. I'll be, no way, the Hulk is number one. And you go, the Hulk's a bad guy. I'm like, the Hulk is troubled. He's a hero. But a six hour flight to L.A. You're going to like, it would drive you crazy.

He's going to start hurting your wrists. Yeah. So you're going to start maybe straighten them out a little bit. And he's like, what the fuck's with your wrist? And you're like, I don't know, you can kind of, you can kind of stretch it about, you can kind of fix it if you really try. And it's like, what the fuck?

look and with the voice thing if you just sort of fix your mouth a bit you can kind of talk normal and then he'd be what don't matter with me why can't i do it and then i would eventually just be like yeah i don't know what the fuck's your problem look at these totally straight the rain in spain paul's mainly on the plane and i would make him want to kill himself yeah yeah he would fucking And when he gets home, he would fucking hang himself. He'd sit there going, ah! Shit's all fucking... As I'm like playing pool.

What's the matter with you, bro? Like this, I'm going slam my cock in his bitch's mouth. Hey, so, how did the whole... How did you come about starting the proud boys? So we had... I was doing a podcast like this. And this guy... Just like this?

Just like this. And this guy was the producer, was a virgin at like 25. Shit. And so we had a studio audience and we were trying to fix him all the time. There was this comedian Dante Niro and his thing was, you got to lay five bricks. When you see a woman, you just say like, nice shirt, that's a brick. Was he black?

Yes. No, he was a 20-year-old tie boy. I thought you just Invitate the black man He was a Negro He was a pimp He was actually a pimp when he was young That's a brick

He became a proud boy But he'd be like Lay fire bricks Just like Hey what's up That's it That's a brick Now obviously you want to get better bricks

Right And be like Can you believe this weather It's raining cats and dogs Would we in Ohio But any kind of context He had that and we were like, grow some facial hair,

get a leather jacket, get a motorcycle. Doesn't have to be a fucking hog. Get a 50-cc-c-like little moped. Bang! And then he, he, a Jewish guy, we called him Rat. He got a big apartment in Queens. Like, Queens, that's fucking 40 minutes from downtown. Get a shitty apartment downtown.

So when you see a girl, you're like, you want to go upstairs and it's right there. Like, L.A., you have to have a good car. Manhattan, you have to be as Manhattan as you can be. So the girls don't have to travel much. So we're giving them all these tips. And then we started becoming this like self, like not self, yeah, self-help thing where we're encouraging men to be men.

Because that generation, the millennials and the zoomers, like, they're not even horny. Yeah. They're jerking off so much. When I was 17, I was the last of my friends to get laid. And I was going to be killed. Like they were like big Kimmy's at our fucking house this weekend. Yeah.

If you don't fuck her, you're a dead man. I was like, okay, I'm headed over I'll fuck her, I'll fuck her 25 Like I would have been lynched How do you get to 25? 25? 25, remember how much you pee off?

Yeah. 25, it's actually kind of leveling out a little bit. Yeah, you'll be a fucking loser to be 25 in a bridge. So, and then we're also talking about politics all the time We're like, we need to venerate housewives more, their respect. I wish, I wish like on Fox News, because these women determine elections. So Fox dudes should have these pundits and these guys in suits.

And then just a woman with an apron and a wooden spoon. Being like, I'm sick of these open borders. It's not safe for my daughter to go to school. And just say like Annie or something. Don't even have her whole name. And we mock entrepreneurs all the time. It's fucking hard. You're talking about the fucking insurance being doubled.

Everyone gets mad when some rich guy has a Maserati, but they don't know about the other 90% who started a restaurant that failed and all these other failed business. We never talk about them. If you see a successful businessman, you're seeing like 10% of the people who went for that. And even him, that business that he made, 11 others failed.

Right, yeah. So these guys just keep, they're like boxers. They just keep trying and trying and getting beaten up. We should respect them. More free speech, more guns. And then we had leftist things, too. Like, let's abolish the drug war. It's not working.

Stop arresting people for cocaine and weed. And there's so many people. in jail. We're over-arresting people. Let's get rid of that whole military industrial, prison industrial complex. And then I saw this kid perform proud of your boy at my children's music recital. I'd never heard a song so gay in my entire life. Bad as I've been, mom, you're in for a pleasant surprise. And then it's got, how about this line? I've wasted time. I've wasted me.

Some say I'm slow for my age. I laid bloomer. Okay, I agree. Boom. So we started relentlessly making fun of that song. And then we had a crew going. Like it was a bunch of guys in Manhattan. We'd go, studio on, so we'd go get beers after the show.

So we said, let's start a thing. It was like 99% men. We'll start a thing called the Proud Boys. We chose a random shirt that I had on at the time. this black and yellow Fred Perry. And we made up dumb rituals like when I was in high school. If you farted, you got to say safety.

If someone says slug, the game's called safety slug. Everyone can beat the shit out of you until you name five breakfast cereals. And it's fucking scary. Yeah. Because you'll be like, slug.

And then you'll go, safety, no, too late. And then you're trying to concentrate, like, honeynut cereals, we eat of pigs, twice Christmas. Lucky charms, go talking. Ow, ow!

We had this fucking daredevil named Steve Durand, and he would, sometimes he'd like burp, and he'd see people go, and then he goes, safety, right when you were about to say slug, living life on the edge. So we incorporated that into the club.

Like, that's how dumb it is. Yeah. But... Just a bunch of guys. A bunch of guys, dumb, idiot club. It spread like wildfire after we made the rules because men love clubs and they love being away from chicks.

Like, I'm gay for men outside of the gay sex part. Yeah, yeah. That stripper at that party, I was like, why is she here? Get her out of here. Yeah. But the left needed right-wing violence because of Antifa and BLM. They were giving them a bad name. So they were like, are there any right-wing groups?

And they go, well, there's these guys. Okay, make them into a white nationalist hate group. But there's black guys in it. call them multiracial white supremacists. What about the gays in it? They are self-hating gays. What about the Jews in it? They don't know the whole thing.

They didn't look it up. And they kept coming up with these excuses. And the media is so retarded and loose and desperate to do the bidding of the DNC that they ran with it. And they turned the group, the perception of the group, into this evil thing.

But there's like proud boys, Wales, Scotland, fucking Tokyo. Israel, they're all over the world. There's probably about 5,000. And none of what the media says about them is true. And even the narrative of, well, it started as a joke, and then it became this crazy thing. No, it started as a joke and it's still a fun joke.

There's the rally boys that would go to rallies and stuff. And there's a few guys that got sucked into J6 and got screwed over. But that was no big plan to take over the American government, obviously. Right. If that was a plan, it would be so many people who have died. You would have leaders. You have squat leaders. You have guns.

Dude, we could sit here. We could do crystal meth and sit here for 30 days without sleeping, trying to think of a way to take over the American government. We'd have blueprints everywhere in papers and red lines. I don't think it's possible. It's the most complicated thing in the fucking world. I think they could have did it that day. They had the bodies.

They let them fucking walk right in. Come on in. Okay, we took it over. You're the czar of education. Hey, I didn't graduate. You're the new speaker of the house. Okay, well, you better get your GED because you're the new head of education. And you're handling energy.

You seem to have a lot. You're in. Hey, we met, we was doing comedy shows for a while. We took a break from it. And some of proud boy guys got, just part of Pride Boys. And they came up to us after the show. during our meeting greet it's like you guys want to be in proud boys

I was like sure he said well we got to beat the fucking shit out of you things dude some of the beat downs get really bad now yeah yeah I got one in my thigh where they gave me a tumor somehow every time I would kneel down for like a week I would feel this like bowling ball in my thigh I don't know what the fuck that way

but when you're beating up when five guys are beating up someone my tip is don't go for the torso. It's too busy. There's too many fists there. You're going to hit other fists too. You're not even going to go for the feet. Drop down.

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. And the next day, you'll be like, how are you doing? And he goes, oh, my ribs are stro up. I can't fucking walk. I don't know what happened to my feet. And I'm like, I broke all those little bird bones. I was like, well, fuck I guess I'll pass, dude. Well, that's only second degree.

You could have just been first degree. What's first degree? Just get some pussy? You just declare yourself a Western chauvinist who refuses to apologize for the modern world. Okay. No ass whoopens, huh? No ass whoopens.

So they wanted to beat my ass. They give me that off. I mean, everything we talk about, like this whole podcast, it comes down to perception versus reality. And the reality that we know when we go out and talk to people is a fun-loving, cool America. And the perception we get from the media, Kamala Harris, Barack Obama,

is that it's a fucking evil clan rally. Yeah. So you're voting for Trump, right? Yeah. Hey, man, I don't feel so good, man. What's wrong with you? I'm embarrassed to tell you. I'm just going to tell you,

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Swallow it. There you go. Why are you drinking it like a Kool-Aid or something? Well, you made it with cold water. I'm over getting brain-freezing. What's good with cold water? It's like a smoothie. Oh, man, I feel something move. Oh, man. Go to optimal human.com forward slash heartswins. And now try optimal human for free today. Hey, I think, I don't think this election is going to be close to this election.

I think he's going to win Pennsylvania. I think he's going to take Virginia, Wisconsin, Michigan. I know he's going to win, Nevada, Arizona. I think it's going to be a blowout. I think it's going to be like Reagan Mondale. Yep, we're going for that, too big to rig. But the problem with America is there's so many fucking idiots. Like, look at these blue hairs on.

TikTok. And look at all the videos you've seen where they go, what's your favorite policy of Kamala's? And they're like, where to begin? Okay, let's begin at number one. Working up in. It's like when they say, what Trump's racist? Okay, name one thing, one thing racist Trump said, everything. Okay, so it should be easy there. Right, right. If it's everything he's ever said. Can you get me one? Yeah. I don't even know where to begin. Yeah. were nice people you didn't say that hey have you met that guy he calls himself the omnipiberal no i don't think so what's his name destiny oh yeah i debated him a few times yeah what do you think about the guy he's a fucking piece of shit loser pussy yeah i predicted his divorce you did yeah i go you're married to a

european a swedish girl right right now in central park there was a guy he wanted to introduce every bird that was in Shakespeare into Central Park. He didn't realize that, you know, birds from other continents don't have natural predators here. So he brought in all these Shakespearean birds, including the Starling. And that's that fucking blackfly thing.

You see what's like, because they don't have natural predators. They just took over. So I'm like, Europeans, when they come here, we saw it with the Indians. They're dangerous. Now, you married a Swede. She's here for her citizenship. She's going to fuck around.

cheat on you and dump your ass and you're going to be divorced in a year and he was divorced in a year she started fucking her ex she went back to Sweden

he was paying her rent over there really he's just he's a weak video game guy yeah he turned gay because of it what yeah he's like he was here breaking about him and his friends sucking each other's cocks

how are you taking the divorce not great I'm sucking dick now what do you not get you're drinking a lot yeah of jizz oh yeah what a but he sort of personifies

the whole like internet culture millennial zoomer thing where they they don't you know work out they don't they've never fought anyone they've never lived like they don't they don't go out and buy a fucking steak right they just sit and debate and it's I think his parents say

I think he grew up in a conservative family. I think a lot of what he's going through is, I think he's just rebelling against his parents, I think. Okay, well, you did a great job. Mission accomplished, stock sucker. Oh. Yeah, he makes tons of money. Getting paid to be a liberal.

Yeah, so did hot chicks on OnlyFans. The devil would give you what you want. Yeah. But yeah, he's a dork. don't like the kids with the fucking video games. Like, I sometimes think that leads to trans. Like, you're playing for six hours. Yeah, you're playing for six hours and you're a chick.

Right. And then you start going like, I'm a chick. Like, I was looking over the guy I work with Ryan Katsu-Rivera. He's playing some game and he's like, I don't know, he's running and there's like dinosaurs he has to fight. It looks like Fortnite, but he's in dinosaur times. And he has to, look, if he sees a dinosaur, he has to, like, Chop it's head off. He's a broad.

Oh, his avatar, he's abroad. Yeah. So you're seeing her from behind and I'm like, you got a sweet ass in this game, dude. He's like, it's the only option unless you buy a skin. I'm like, well, then buy a fucking skin because you're abroad. Yeah. Now, it didn't happen to him, but surely a kid is a chick with an amazing ass

for like 300 hours. You're going to be like, I'm a fucking chick now. Have you came across the apps on Instagram and TikTok where it makes you... Into a trans? Yeah. Into a chick? Yeah. No, but I haven't...

I have. I haven't tried it myself, but I saw Joe Rogan. Have you seen the Joe Rogan one? No. Smoke show. It's depraved. It's wrong. I mean, we would say that with proud boys, too.

Like, if you're only... If you don't come to meetups and you're only online, then you're out of the club. Right. That's the problem with... modern America is only online. I would even argue that this whole, this whole divorce we've had where they don't, and by the way, it's left

that's anti-right. Right isn't really anti-left. Like, we won't, we wouldn't tell a family member they can't come over for Thanksgiving for being liberal. Exactly. Right. We'd be dying to talk to them actually. Yeah. And be like, what did he say that's racist? Right. Right. Right. But they're just like, no. No. And even with COVID

and the vaccine, like if you weren't vaccinated, you couldn't come or if you didn't think it was a problem. It's fucking crazy because they was telling people if you don't get vaccine, you can't go to a hospital when you get sick. You can't travel. You can't travel. You can't go to hospital. You can't work. You can't see you. It's like... Yeah, you can't do your job.

These people are like evil people. Well, it kind of shows you if communism ever comes to America, who's going to be ratting out their neighbor and snitching and giving them up to the fucking Gestapo. Yeah. It's going to be the blue-haired guy. Yeah. Destiny. Yeah. Has it sets his friends' cook. Destiny's going to be like, that's the guy. You can't sound like them.

Hey, so you're now on censored. Sensor.com. Yeah, no fucking choice. Well, it's funny, because every time I do a podcast, people go like, like I got censored there. People go, can you tell the people at home where they can find you? And I'm like, yeah, I'm on a, I'm on X. under, my ad is just kidding.

I'm not on X. I'm not on anything. I'm on my own site that I built myself that is like constantly attacked and, you know, it's weird when you're in America in a free country where to listen to you, someone has to put in their credit card, you know, put in their address, sign their name, and give it over there

just to hear what you have to say. But that's where I'm at now. Do you think it's because you say it too much? Maybe. No, I don't actually. I think it's because I'm cool. Yeah. So you don't,

you're banned off all platforms? I mean, Dude, I'm banned from Pinterest. What? I'm banned from credit card processors. How do you get banned from Pinterest? I don't know.

I've never even used it. I'm banned from Shopify. I'm banned from Mailchimp. Like, I'm banned from everything. If you gave me a pub, I couldn't take it because I wouldn't be able to,

Process credit cards. That's crazy. Cash only. What was the reason in behind all that? I think it's because I... You know, what's the privilege? I read Pilled a generation. Yeah.

And they don't like that. I was popular with the 18 to 25s. And I showed them that the right isn't just Ben Shapiro's. Yeah. There's Hodge twins. There's Paul Joseph Watson. There's Milo. There's weirdos.

There's Sam Hyde. Yeah. There's like funny guys. Kanye would tell us to Jews. Well, the other thing about us, too, is like, we can talk to Nick Fuentes and Yeh about Jews. Like Jake Shields. I talk to that guy all the time. I'm a Jew guy.

He's an anti-Jew guy. And I'd be happy to talk to him for hours about it. Yeah. Even my Jew friends, like I've got a rabbi buddy. And I'm constantly hammering to him, trying to prove to him that Jesus exists. Right. And then he's always like, ah, I think about a man, God. That's the thing I can't get over.

Like, we argue about it. So I always say like, like, oh, we've come apart and we're different. We're both in bubbles. But to be totally honest, let's cut the shit. They're in a bubble. We're not. It's not like we both had this civil war and we're both uptight and we both don't invite each other to Thanksgiving. They're the fuckers.

Yeah. They did it. Yeah. We're still sitting here going, I'll talk to you about anything anytime. Right. I mean, I would love to see Kamala go on Fox News and have that debate there. They'll never do anything like that. Yeah, with her little Bluetooth earrings telling her what all the questions are. Tim Walls wouldn't do that.

They don't debate us anymore because we kept winning. So now they're excuses. They say, I don't want to give Nazis a platform. Right. But what that really means is, I don't want to look like an idiot because I haven't looked anything up. And these guys know a bunch of numbers. And they have to see. sharp is hell.

He's fucking great. And that's because he grew up working class and he knows Americans. I wanted Trump to pick a black guy, but Vince is, dang. I thought he had to pick a black guy. Yeah. I said to everyone,

you're never going to see a white. Everybody thought it was going to be Ben Carson. I thought it was going to be Vivek Ramoswamy. Yeah, I did too. Yeah. Because I was thinking that, but he polled horribly. Really? I wonder what.

Compared to everybody else. He was like the Kamala Harris of the Republican Party, running for president. He was polling at the bottom. What said Indian chick? She was polling better than him. Nick and Hayley.

Nick, uh, dissent, everybody was polling and he's like a fucking AI. So when everything he said was perfect. Everything he said was perfect. He can go. He doesn't need to take the bus. He can ride a flying carpet to all the different debates. If any cobras come at him, he could just be like,

doodoo do. And the cobras are like, what the fuck? Yeah, good. No, but he's smart and he's young. So there's a future there. But I, in my mind. dream world and I was much more confident months ago before I saw how popular Kamala is. I think that shit's fake.

I fuck, we're literally betting the world on it. I mean, she has some great turnouts and some, but I don't think she translates well across in the entire America. When Megan the Stallion does a free concert, a lot of people show up. Who knew? What are the odds? Yeah. But ideally Trump does four years.

And then Vice President Vance wins, maybe with Donald Trump Jr. as his VP. Not that I'm into fucking your kids becoming the next thing like we're in monarchy, but whatever. So we could get eight years of Republican rule, and I think that could save America. You think Desancis is out? DeSantis could be after Vance. Just keep doing that fucking wait. It's not your turn. That's what they've been telling them.

It's not your turn, asshole. I think he would have been a VP if he didn't run. Against front. Yeah. Well, didn't they have the problem with both being from Florida or something like that? They could have fixed that. He could have moved. But yeah, Desantis is fucking great.

Once we have strong borders, the problem starts fixing themselves. Right. But you can't. That border is just a huge distraction from everything. Yeah. You're bailing out the boat and the leak is right there. There's no future. Yeah.

Yeah. Did you know in Judaism? Judaism. They believe in multiple genders. I don't know how true. Is that shit true? Pull it up. Forget I asked.

Now, I came across some shit, dude. Yeah. I was actually looking at Judaism. Judaism. What is it? Judaism or Judaism. Okay. Hooked on fun of here.

Emphasis on the Jew. Judaism. Get a good Jew in there. Jewism. Judaism. Fuck, I still can't say it. It should be Jewism. There's four.

There's only four. genders. There's men, women, lesbians, and f***. I don't know why we're getting in all these other ones. Okay. Is this in the... And Zakhardah to you hear as female and man druggy knows

their sexes genders and talmud. Yeah. No, it's actually in the Talmud. Just like six genders. Do a search, Joe. Genders in the Talmud. Six genders in the Talmud.

Here's the problem with the Talmud. Yeah. That's what they follow, right? That's their Bible. Well, they follow the Torah. Okay. That's their Bible. The Talmud is, it's a transcription of 600 years of podcasts.

Really? Yeah, so it's hundreds of books. There's going to be crazy shit in there over the years. Yeah, there's some crazy shit in Christianity. Like a woman's on a prayer, she sleeps outside. Right. But imagine Christianity had 600 years of podcasts where they would study those podcast. Now, usually the Jews, when they study the Talmud, it's like someone steals your donkey,

what should the punishment be for that? It's like the origin of law. But over hundreds of years, there's going to be crazy shit in there. So the Talmud recognizes six-gender is based on the development of primary and secondary sex characteristics at birth and later in life. What the fuck does that mean? Male, female, and drugtonos, Alana knows, and sorries and Tom Tom. Tom. Tom, Tom. That sounds like I was a man

And I drank so much beer I became a tom-tom. Yeah, the irony is too Of parsing through all these intimate details of Judaism is what Jews love to do. So Nick Fuentes, who I respect, but he spent so much time like analyzing Judaism and all the little mistakes in it,

and that's what Jews do. So he's being a real Jew. Hey, he's back on X. Do you think you ever get back on X? I don't know. No. I think the argument might be the prole boys are a terrorist group in Canada and New Zealand. And I use them to like foment terrorism and raise money to kill people.

Right. I'm not just one evil guy. I'm a whole group of evil guys. You can't let me lose. So your association with the proi boys? He founded it. Yeah, I know. you'll be in a founder of that.

I think that's what it is. Yeah. That's all like, because you look at the tweets before I'm banned, and they're like, my only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back. But it's satire. Did that get me banned?

Yeah. That's like satire. They're all satire. Yeah. I'm like, I made a statue that's this and it says, please be a fart. Yeah. Because so many times I'll be farting after a bender,

I'll be like, da, da, da, da, da. Oh, few. Oh, wait. Not for you. Has anybody did a petition for you with Elon Musk to bring you back on X? Can you do that? Yeah, I did it for Alex Jones.

Oh, really? Yeah, Alex is back. I'm choosing this moment to announce my petition. We'll tweet it up for you. Back on X. However you do that, go set it up, guys. We might not want to show him this podcast. Well, that's the problem.

You get back in and you're like, it must be gross to be a fact. and then you're like, banned again. I think it's, Kanye's back on X? He made it back. He made it back. Jesus, age. Hey, you see what he said about the Jews.

Yeah, and he's back. I'm thinking there's hope for you. You saw what I said to him, right? I was like, when you meet a group, like blacks are disproportionately represented in crime, but when you meet a black, you start from scratch and how are you? Fuck that. I see a black, I'm like on eggs.

Fuck that. And then I go, So if you meet a Jew, no matter all the bad things you can say about Jews, you start from scratch when you meet a Jewish person. And he's like, nope. His comic timing is so good, too. Especially in a fucking Gucci ski mask where the fuck he had on. That's like Yitza.

S&M mask. Yeah, that was bizarre. He said nope. He had some good gossip, that guy. Yeah. He's like, how did that sex tape of my wife get out? talking about before, obviously it was his wife, Kim Kardashian sex tape. Right.

How to get out. He goes, it was his mother. It was her mother. Chris Jenner. That was all playing, huh? Release that sex tape to make them famous. Imagine your mother releases porn of you. Yeah.

Basically revenge porn. Wow. They monetized the hell out of that shit, though. It worked. It didn't work out for Ray J. You got 80 bucks. You got a hat. Yeah.

I heard he's writing music of some shit. The devil will give you what you want. Yeah. How about fucking Bruce Jenner, though? You're fucking a chick. You're a chick. And you don't tell her. Isn't that rape?

Well, he said he's the lesbian. Yeah. Okay. When this whole phenomenon of trans came out and he was doing that, I was thinking he was gay. Yeah. And he wanted to get fucked in her ass, but no, he's still, he's like swimming. Yeah, the whole thing.

It's weird, right? About the transgender. It's a pervertive fetish. It's, you know what, it's silence of the lamb's shit. Where you want to, like, cut off some woman's face and put it on your face and be like, I'm a lady. Put the lotion in the basket.

Like, you're a fucking insane freak. Yeah. They don't want to be women. They want to wear women. Yeah. Like a weird body suit. Yeah. That's why I just thought they were gay.

A lot of those transigils are not even gay. No. Yeah. Well, the good old gays are just like, those guys are freaks. I don't know what the fuck is going on with that. I don't want anything to do with that. Yeah, a lot of gay people I noticed. Man, I don't even be associated with that.

I remember I was at a party with some homos, and a drag queen was there. I think her name was Hot Mess. And I'm talking to the queer, and the drag queen leaves, and he's like, I like what are you supposed to like how do you talk to these people? Yeah. It's like an Elvis impersonator at a party. Like do you go, hey, what's up? Hey, what era are we in?

Like, do I talk to you about the 50s? Right. Like, do you know you died? Yeah, right. Are you a drug addict yet? So it's uncomfortable. Marilyn Monroe comes over like, Happy birthday.

Okay, so you're Marilyn Monroe. Okay. How about this rain we've been having? Pretty crazy, huh? Or are you time? time traveling. Like, with drag queens, you don't know how to talk to them

because they'll do like a few sex puns and stuff. Oh, yeah, look at this. It's like the size of a cock. And you're like, I guess, okay. Can you leave? Yeah. Can you leave so I can relax?

Isn't it bizarre? They have those read books to kids. So like the last people. Okay, you know what I was saying? We're the drag kings. You know what a drag king is? When a lesbian, like, where's a mustache? And it's like,

Hey, I'm a guy. Oh, really? And they have a cigar. They're like, I totally love tits because I'm totally a guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, that's a silly dress-up. Why don't you read to kids? That's asexual.

It's a gay thing. So we want to show the children that lesbians are great people, and we don't want lesbians being bullied. Bring in a drag king. Now, I want someone with fishnet stockings and a fucking big fake ass. And I can see the balls see the balls seeping out on either side of the fucking panties. Yeah, when I think of a drag queens, I was like, wait a minute. They're sex workers.

And they're reading the kids. How do those mix? It's the most extreme thing in gay land. Like say you were into metal like Black Sabbath. And then you had like Norwegian death metal dudes with their fucking face pain on. Right. Like a skull full of blood reading the kids. And you're like, can we just have Ozzy please?

Right. This is a little intense for a five-year-old. Take it down a. fucking nuts. Yeah. Take it down a fucking notch. You got your weirdest crew. Yeah.

Out of all your guys. Right. Your very weirdest ones. And then they're in front of, remember that one back when I think it was Michelle Obama set it up. And the guy's like literally demonic. Like he's got all these orange coming out. Oh, yeah.

He's like a black guy. Yeah. And you're just like, that's better than the devil. Like that's more devilish than the devil. The devil shows up with just like red and horn. and he's like, you got me, boo?

Fuck you, boo. This one is scary. Yeah, that is some evil demonic shit. I don't get none of that crap. It's dark. Well, what I know, I'm not gay. We need Trump back in office.

I'm not gay unless they get dumped by a Swedish chick. And then I'm smoking hogs all day long. Yeah, he's like. Yeah, we're sucking cocks. Okay. Give him Dick a try, okay.

That guy was totally intellectually dishonest the entire interview. Yeah. He could not admit. Was he here? Yeah, he was here. Yeah, that's the left, though. They play little games. And that's why I hate to be.

And he conflate shit. They're like masters at conflating shit. And he talks so fucking fast. Like, what the fuck did you just say? Half of them are on fucking Adderall. Have you noticed that they'll, those, say things and you'll be like, oh shit, I guess I'm dumb. And they'll be like, yeah, Barack Obama had a way better job recovery than any other president,

including George W. Bush. And you're like, I thought he was pretty shitty. And then you go, okay, you got me. Like, look it up in the taxi on the way home. And you're like, no, he did way worse. And then you contact the guy and he goes, well, you can't count the first term after George W. Bush. Because he fucked it up so bad.

Right. Yeah, you can count that. That's his term. You just deleted four fucking years. You may have told me that. So now whenever I argue with him, just like, yeah, that's bullshit. Yeah, because it always is.

Yeah. Very, Nazis are very nice people. He never even said Haitians eat cats and dogs. He said they, I heard they're eating cats. They're eating dogs. Haitians do eat cats. Yeah. Lots of people.

people eat dogs. Yeah. A lot of Asian coaches eat. It's just probably going to come out to be free. I'm pretty sure. That's true. Well, that's my theory about Trump. He'll find out something like the Hodge twins are terrorists

and he'll be like, I need evidence. Here's videos of them making bombs. And then he go, okay, that's pretty good. And then they'll go, what do you think of the Hodge twins? I don't know. I got a weird feeling about those guys. Right. Oh, because they're black?

Maybe, I don't know. I just get a, I get a bomby vibe. I get a bomb vibe. And they'll go, okay, he's fully lost it now. And then it'll come out like a month later. And they'll go, like, he's a fucking prophet. Yeah. Guy's a genius.

Right. But he just quadruple checked his facts and then made it into a hunch. That's his 4D chess. Yeah. Well, I hope he fucking wins. Yeah, I'm sick of this shit. Be better. It's going to be the longest 30 days in our life.

Yeah, it really is. The ratings for that election is going to be through the roof. Everybody's going to be on that shit. I've always said to people, if Kamala wins, it'll be like if I found out my dad is trans, and I'm just going to be in the basement, watching TV, don't talk to dad for a couple days. Your dad's a fuck.

But, like, don't talk to me. Like, my kids shouldn't come downstairs. Yeah. I'm not going to be talkable for at least three days. It's like no way she could be. It's impossible. America can't be that dough. Everyone says Biden, oh, look, you went off the deep end.

He was a retard as he was running. Remember that, you know, the thing. Right. That wasn't new. Right, yeah. He's been abdance since day one and he won. Yeah. Well, he ran for president, I think, two times before, like in the 80s or something.

Yeah. And he lost. Yeah. And he ran again. and I think the major reason why he won is because so many people just hate Trump because of the fake news. Yeah.

Yeah, I think that's the Republican Department. It's just everybody's been taught to hate Trump so much. Yeah. And they would let the country burn rather than have him win. Yeah, they, yep. I've even seen videos where they go, nuclear annihilation or Trump wins?

And they're like nuclear annihilation. It would be cool like Mad Max. Yeah. That's sad, but true. Yeah. There was no fucking wars when Trump was in office. the comments doing good to that fucking well he blew up that used camel salesman

what's the name solomani he had no choice he was out in open like oh you come on open him on fucking blast your ass are we winding down this podcast is that what's happening here or is this like we'd be at a party dude you've been killing me ever since you got here when the pot would wear off

there'd be that one dude and he would just go coming down let me all go shut the fuck up Steve? Because he'd remind everyone the truth, which is our pot wore off. Winding down.

Like, I assume there's not another hour. Yeah. Yeah. How long we've been going, Joe? Oh, okay. God damn. It feels like five hours. He's fucking exhausted.

He's fucking laughing and shit. I feel like I've been a comedy show and the comedians like fucking drop-deb funny. It's like this dude's going to give me a fucking stroke. That's rare. We got fucking front row seats. Hello, my baby. Hello, my honey.

My fucking wife took too many edibles once. She doesn't do edibles, but she found some in my drawer. And she goes, she wakes me up at like one. She goes, I need help. What's going on? She goes, those Coca-Cola bottle-shaped things, those gummies? I'm like, yeah, I hope you nibbled a cap and then went away. She said, no, I had two.

Two entire bottles. And she's like, I don't feel good. We had to put a pack of ice on her chest and in the living room. And from like one to three, I got kids. Like I can't be up till fucking three. I'm like, hello, my baby, hello my honey. Whoa, wah, wah, wah.

Like dancing around doing fucking 1920s comedy, keeping her from seeing aliens eat her eyeballs. Oh shit. It was brutal. I was fucking sweating by the end of that set. Holy shit. By the way, get this grass juice. It's better than sucking off a lawnmower.

Delicious. Hey, what can everybody find you at? They can find me at, oh no, none of them from that. You could tune into, oh, no, that's gone. Well, maybe check my account on Pinch. No, I can't do that. Well, you could check out our mass emails on, Mailch.

No. Can he find you on Harmony.com? I'm on Onlyfans. Like Tommy Sotomayor. He's like on only fans but not doing sex. He's doing news. Yeah, he is, huh? Yeah.

He's been bad for everything. Everything. You've got to go to a porn site to see him talk about the economy. Censor. That's the only place to find me. Right there. Sensor TV. There it is.

Yeah. And it's full of, it's an island of, Fit toys of canceled dudes. We've got Anthony Coomia there. Elijah Schaefer's there. Everyone who's ever been told they can't talk anymore is there. Is there? Wow. Some of TV. Y'all got Nick Fuentes yet? No, that's a level of, I think he's more banned than me.

His parents banned him from certain rooms in the house. You can't go to the fridge. I'm hungry, mom. You go downstairs, I will bring you your fries. Y'all are good friends, actually. I like him? Yeah, I think he's funny. Yeah, we had him on here.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We met him. He's a cool guy. Yeah. He wasn't waving a Nazi flag or anything like that. He's a virgin. Aren't you, like, aren't you waking up a night with the sheets soaking wet in a freight train running through the middle of my head?

Like, how do you see? song. How do you survive? Yeah. I remember being 16 and like going, God, please. Stop the bonus.

If it's like mushrooms or like paprika, like if there's a thing I got to eat, to stop this, I'll eat it. He's waiting for marriage, huh? I guess. I would be raping pets. I don't want you dog sitting. I don't want you dog sitting anymore.

My chocolate lab's ass looks like a baby yawning. His farts go, Oh, my God. Hey, man, it's been a pleasure. Great hanging with you guys, man. Yeah, thank you, brother. Thanks for having me. You're banned.