Hodgetwins Podcast - TWINS POD CLIP | Modern Dating IS DEAD and Women KILLED It...

Episode Date: July 10, 2025

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Yeah, Twinspot. They're not fully growing yet. Because I can't hit on tall girls. They're not, it's not going to happen. You never build a tall girl? I have. I don't care. I'm doing a girl with a 6-6.

This is crazy as hell. I love it. Her legs was all over. It looked like a damn 747. I was like, I wonder if I could hit the bottom of this thing. B-42 bomber with that wingspan. It is crazy. Girl, when she gets over to, um.

The height of six feet in bed, it's just like nuts. I've been with women, I think, six feet are up. I don't care at all. I don't care. I would have kids with a girl. In fact, I need to to get this fucking... I can't date down, and then the kids get tinier. Kids go come out like a damn Sasquatch, though.

She'll be like, Simpy, tolly. We kick your ass and chin. Yeah, I can't do that to a kid and make them small. No, it doesn't matter. the dating apps, that's when it all changed, was when you had to put the height on there. I remember because I used to do Tinder in New York, and I would go on two dates a day.

I had no problems. And then you had to put the height on, and it was like, I got no matches ever again. Really? Because all these fucking sixes, they think they're tens, and they start picking the type of guy they want, you know. The height thing's a real fucking problem right now. How tall are you?

Gotta go. I'm like 5, 5, 5, 4, 5.5. That's only 4 inches from the average height of 5.9. I mean, I could see where it would be a problem if he's like 4 foot 2 or some shit. I'd rather be 4 2. I'd rather be a midget because at least there'd be some women that just want to fuck you. Fuck midgets. You know what I mean?

I'd rather that. It's like a fetish for them. There's no 5-4 fetish. You're like stuck in the Twilight Zone again. I'm in the Twilight Zone. So are you, you don't have anybody serious? right now? No, no. It's got to be tough because you travel a lot. You do a lot

of shows. Yeah, and I get kicked out of buildings for asking women out. It's like... Right. I'm just going to fucking marry a Chinese woman, doesn't speak English. It's just going to be a male or a bride. Yeah, you probably meet a good girl

and a massage parlor. Yeah. Hey, how old are you? 38. 38. Damn, I wish I was 38. Man. I guess we're going to be 51 this year. That's crazy, man. Because you look 56. No, you guys are young as shit. That's crazy.

I remember I think I googled your age once. I was like, oh, shit. Yeah. That's crazy. I guess that's the black side, you know. Do you say black don't crack? No, you'd be dead at 18 if you're all black. What are you talking about?

It'd be another statistic. I'll be in jail right now. You know what? My friends? I had a couple black friends growing up in the... Yeah, more than a couple. Me too. I kept it to a bare minimum.

I like a couple. You know what? The crazy thing is, all my black friends later on tried to kill me like two weeks later. I was like, yeah. I mean, one of my friends put a damn Rambo knife on me. Say it was going to cut my pretty green eyes out.

Really? Yeah, but anyway, I remember I had these two black friends. And they say, hey, Kim Kevin, why y'all, y'all play basketball, clear of you all the time. Which I'll come by the West End? I was 11 years old. You know what I told him?

I said, no, I'm sorry. It's too many for me over there. Oh, wow. I didn't like going over there. Yeah. Heart attack. Heart attack, hard attack. No, it says that Domino's pizza would not deliver over there.

Because it's always getting robbed of some Negro with a baseball bat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I actually got robbed by a teammate after basketball practice. Well, you didn't get Robby and have any money on anybody. He pulled a gun on us and gave me all your money. I'm like, I don't have shit. I think we had like a quarter on us and he fucking took it. I had 35, six.

Yeah, he took that shit. That was a lot of money back in those days. That's a full mill at school. It was like a couple pack of annihilators. That dude, that black kid got expelled the next day. Yeah. Really? Yeah.

And I remember the basketball coach called me in with the principal. The principal was a white guy. It was the same person, wasn't it? No, no, no. And then coach just said, what happened? I said, yeah, he pulled a gun on me. He said, let's go talk to the principal. And then I was sitting down and talk to the principal.

It was an old white guy, right? And he said, well, what happened? I said, I said, I said, I ain't going to say his name because he probably talking said it, you dumbass. I didn't say it's full of that. He was a lot of Michael's out there. And I was like, yeah, he pulled a gun on me. And teacher, that white man looked at me like, like that.

He said, what? He said, he pulled a gun on me and he took my 35 cents. I was my lunch money. Yeah, we were like 10 years old. Yeah, I was 10. Where was this? On the West End. That's why I ain't going over.

West End of where? Markesville, Virginia. Oh, Virginia. Oh, Virginia. Yeah. Yeah. This country's fucking. There's a lot of really rough areas.

You know why, right? Don't say it. You're already getting black. I'm not going to say it. Too much diversity. Have you ever dated a black woman before? Yeah. Yeah.

By dated, I mean, fucked and never saw again. Mostly because they didn't want to see me again. Really? I had a black girl say, don't come in me because you're going to colonize my uterus. What? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. That hurt my feelings. She said you're going to colonize. I was like, yes. These women. She, like, hated, you know, again, it's not, it's like, all right, I'm in Brooklyn. Like, so there's a lot of black people born and raised in Brooklyn. And it's a different breed than, like, the younger ones that moved, you know, went to NYU.

They're all indoctrinated. So she was like, she just, like, hated white people. Don't you would tell me. I was like, you're fucking insane. It's got to be tough finding a decent woman out of age. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy.

I mean, I'm, you know, I don't want to, I don't want to discourage. anybody but it's fucking it's a wild out there yeah yeah yeah I've been married almost 26 years I got bed in 2000 yeah I'm thinking just doing only fans why not

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Yeah. Yeah, it's dating. I'm trying, man. I'm trying. I really am. Like, you know. You got a lot of comedy shows coming up, huh? Yeah, I'm on tour.

Yep. Yeah, every weekend. I'll be in a different city. Do you have like a website where you can push them to and sell your tickets? Chiggers.com. Andchiggers.com. No more chiggers. Tyler Fisher.com.

Yeah. Yeah, it was a clip. You was on Joe Rogan. and I was talking about R.FK Jr. And he was about to ask you a question he was talking. Dee, you said, well, while you're talking, while you're talking, I'm going to pretend to be him, and you was doing his voice.

Joe Rogues was like, don't do that. Do the voice, it was really good impersonation. And Joe's defense, he had been exposed to a little too much fluoride at the thing. And the hypoglycemic acid, and so is, balance a little It was a little moody You did that

And Joe's like Don't do that Well you know And he was serious And heart attack I'm not gonna fight him On that You got to kill me

With his pinky Yeah he's got like a black belt In a jiu jitsu or something like that Mixed much of Probably yeah He'll fuck you up Yeah oh yeah Absolutely

All these young girls That have this vocal fry now I'm like Every girl under 30 sounds like RFK when you're fucking. I'm like, oh yeah, joke me. I'll just finish up my vocal. Spray your pesticides in my hairy, bitch. Unvaccinate my ass. What do you think that came from that vocal Friday? You know what I'm talking about?

Yeah, yeah. I think he's been pretty vocal about it. I forgot what it was, though. Yeah. Well, not him. I mean, just women that have it. I don't know. Kardashians. Because, oh, you think so? wasn't around when we were kids girls didn't say I know I see what you're saying now doesn't that hurt does that hurt your head when you

you know when a girl like I think like the fucking I just want that's racist that tin foil voice yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah women they're like really big time followers

like what what how else can you can you how can you explain it out I mean how else can you explain like like the Kardashians they have such a huge

following. That's going to be my trial. Like that at voice you get you impersonation. See now you got me stunned. Hey, you know what's going to happen next right? You go get cancer and diabetes. Yeah, like, they got a huge following and it's like, why would you follow these checks?

And like they're so fake, everything about them, it's not even them at this point. They're not naturally that beautiful. It's all this cosmetic surgery. But they have all these just women are like It's not attractive. Yeah. It's not attractive at all.

Man, these BBLs are getting out of hand. Is that the butt? Yeah. Yeah. I've seen a woman. I swear to God, it looked like two pillowcases. It didn't even look good. Two pillows.

Damn, my pillow.com. Maybe she fucked Mike Lindell. That's like, my pillow.com. Sleep on it or put it in your ass. It actually looked like Mike Lindell did her surgery. I was like, man, I don't know what's going through these women's mind with these surgeries. That's like jeep. Yeah.

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