Hodgetwins Podcast - TWINS POD CLIPS | Sam Hyde's TED Talk is the Funniest Thing You Will Watch Today 🤣

Episode Date: June 24, 2025

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Yeah. Do it, bitch. I said it, bitch. You do it better to me. Yeah. Right, right. Like, I was looking at your TED Talk. That shit was funny.

He was like trying to come out serious. What was that? You was dressed up like a Roman emperor or some shit? Yeah. You just said something to the fact like, like something that is becoming so sexually now. Here is. Five seconds here. I'd like to start this talk off with a parable, a story, if you will.

I was at a college, a second tier. not an Ivy League, school, a second choice school. In TED Talk. This is pre-TRT, so my voice is totally different. Are you laughing? Yeah. And that same sense of childlike play, possibilities.

What inspires me is teaching African refugees how to program JavaScript. That was my favorite line ever. Two billion Chinese people. Are you like looking at the crowd's faces when you say that? That would make you laugh?

Yeah. And not just great inventions like the train, little things, like this microphone that enables me to speak to the unwashed masses. Great idea you don't keep long shapes and sizes. 9-11. We're going to use some reverence here and not be silly about this, but look at what they accomplished with no weapons and just 11 guys who didn't even speak English. I've been all around the globe. Globe. I've been all around the globe working on cutting edge projects.

What we found was that culture is a sewer. We've got lewd media. We've got some nasty bedrooms. And they're sexualizing young girls, and it's getting to the point where even I have a problem with. I'm sure that we don't play hard enough. We got to play harder. Poverty.

Okay, we're on this right now. This is funny. Can you control the slides? Get on the right slide. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. It's fine. I haven't watched this. Trash economy.

Go back. Go back. Since I did. Since I made it. Really? We were giving iPads to this village of Africans. And it was so freaky because, you know, they're so intuitive. You just swipe, just wipe it.

And it works. But these guys, we gave them like two-hour tutorials, and they couldn't figure out how to use the freaking things. The problem is us. The people in this room right now, the solution is us. By my calculations, we have five years until the world ends. Unless we can start doing first things like pollution and war. Pollution, war.

These are big problems. Fix it. Now! Close your eyes. Everybody in this room, close your eyes. I'm not going to do anything weird or sensual with you. Close your eyes. Everybody close your eyes. Okay, close them. Seal them up. Seal them up. Good. You, especially you. I want those eyes closed. 2070, future. Now. What? What? On the sea floor, you're going to have sea beats, sea yams, sea cabbage. Have you ever had a sea salad? Have you ever had sea cheesy baked potatoes that, blew your socks off? Because you're going to be.

2070 coming up. Most of the major cities will be replaced with vast pleasure domes used exclusively by the Excelsiites who are the Neo-Upper class, while the displaced hordes of lower-class depth grovelers will live underground in tiered cities

endlessly toiling away for nuggets of neoplasmic. It's not that crazy. You think I'm nuts right now because I'm suggesting something high-tech like? that? You can't win them all, but we can make do. Race riots. Extreme racial tension and unrest. It's called the knockout game, and eventually white people are going to get tired of playing it. 2070, due to the massive birth increase, we're going to have a shortage of milk. What this means is

the Neo-Earth Good Government League is going to have to genetically modify all humans, male and female to lactate once a month due to some fluke about three percent of the population did anybody walk out i care's milk uh about 500 percent as much i would have walked out they're probably scared to walk out yeah yeah you a big guy start jason after people where the hell are you going that dead yet tackle some old lady yeah i would have walked out i was like i'm going to do this get up going to walk out yeah 2014 no

that's like was it 2012 maybe yeah the knockout thing knockout game that's pretty yeah I mean there's a lot of stuff in there that kind of came to fruition yeah it was like a

like black people just going to knocking out people on the street or something right yeah that's a wow what you said that what you expect edit that out some violent fuckers But so you said you didn't see that since 2012? Do you like not like looking at yourself on camera?

I hate looking at myself on camera. I don't watch, I don't usually watch the stuff. The only thing that I've been watching after making it is extreme peace because it's, it's, and it's really I'm watching Eric, Chuck and Nick because the show, like their performances are really funny.

So it's just like kind of, it's fun to watch my friends being, being funny. But no, I don't like to watch, rewatch my own shit. Yeah. I'm the same way

I hate looking at myself I can't I hate the way I sound I hate looking in the mirror yeah all I see is this like hot 80 pound cutter girl when I look in the mirror and I just hate it

it's got to change I have a severe body this more for you so I fucked up you guys I just want to be different than the way I am you know it's like whatever edit that part out though like don't tell people that

Hey, have you ever been on Joe Rogan show? No. How come? I haven't been on there either. Probably not famous enough. I've seen him have unfamous people on there and they become famous. He's had some very unpopular people on their show. He's had some hitters on there, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I haven't been on there yet. I would magically show in the comedy. He's in the comedy. He's in the same circle. Yeah. He knows of you. Yeah, I saw him.

He was. talking about the dear Elon video on his show that was pretty sweet yeah yeah thank you Joe it's it's it's an invite only sort of oh yeah that was awesome I'm feel honored to be mentioned by him and Shane and Ari yeah yeah yeah he mentioned us a few years ago he was like making fun of us he said I look like a fucking evil I'm always like you're always laughing hub the dumb klutzy one he's like in the background like he wants to kill well he can he was mentioned the differences between you two guys yeah yeah yeah yeah that means he loves you yeah yeah

If he watches you enough to know what the differences are. Yeah. He's probably watching you. You can do whatever the fuck you want to do. He's, I mean, to notice the difference between two twins, that means he's... Right. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true.

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