Hodgetwins Podcast - Tyler Fischer Explains To Hodgetwins How HARD It Is To Date BLACK Women....

Episode Date: November 2, 2025

Watch The Full Podcast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kspJz58kpSsBecome a Member and Give Us Some DAMN GOOD Support :https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX8lCshQmMN0dUc0JmQYDdg/joinGet your Twins merch and have a chance to win our Damn Good Giveaways! - https://officialhodgetwins.com/Get Optimal Human, your all in one daily nutritional supplement - https://optimalhuman.com/Want to be a guest on the Twins Pod? Contact us at [e-mail] Free Twins Pod Content - https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1_iNb2RYwHUisypEjkrbZ3nFoBK8k60COFollow Twins Pod Everywhere -X - https://x.com/HodgetwinsPodInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/hodgetwins/Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/twinspodYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX8lCshQmMN0dUc0JmQYDdgRumble - https://rumble.com/c/TwinsPodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/79BWPxHPWnijyl4lf8vWVuApple - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/twins-pod/id1731232810

Convierte your passion in a business with Shopify and bathe records of with the form of with a form of pay with a better conversion of the world. You've heard of

the best conversion of the world. The incredible system of Shopify facilita the on your

website, in the services and in any place. That is music for your ears. No, you're going

to be more your business is a super-exit with Shopify. Empeas

your period of per month in Shopify. coms Bar Records Well, Pride month's Almost over

Boy is my ass So where is that long month I used to do a joke in New York And I'd be like I'd go, what are you doing for Pride Month? And I just feel you fucking homophiles I get the whole crowd to turn on them Yeah

I'm gonna I give my body up to the community For the month If you're a white guy You go down in the West Village And you give your ass up You find a lonely oppressed gay man You give it up That's great.

See, that's what probably Your style of comedy, like, you know, have you noticed like if you're a Republican? A lot of times they like to steer towards just Republican-leaning jokes, then you have liberals that like to just bash Republicans. Yeah. You don't give a fuck. No, I didn't want to, because I used to be liberal,

but I was just brainwashed. I wasn't actually liberal. Yeah, me too. It's a religion. If you're a religion, if you're raised. in it, you know, you got to go easy on the people that are sucked into it because they're just retarded. That's it.

Talk to them like that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, bye, mom. Happy point months. Like, you just fucking, they're just dumb. I was dumb, too, though. You got to admit if you were sucked in the cult.

Yeah. Yeah. Hey, do you think there's a shift like the work is starting to go away from comedy? Or do you think it's been infected and it's just ruining everything? like it's been for like the last 10 years. I mean, it's hard to say. I think that it's a, I think a lot of woke comedians

to see what's working. You see you guys doing the shit, you know, and people are loving it. And so that kind of cracked it open a little bit for people to like, it's like you're also missing gold. Like you're not going to talk about, there's 37 genders recognized by law in New York City.

You're not going to, that's a lot of material. I read the list on stage, and I go over each one. It's crazy, you know. Right. So for a while in New York, I was one of the only, I didn't get the COVID shot. My pediatrician said I was too tiny. And I lost my whole fucking life from that shit.

So that's where it started for me. It was the vaccine stuff because I didn't get it. And all these fucking cucked out comedians, you could just attacking me. Like, get to shot. Just get it. it. Just get it, Tyler. Like, you're a grown man. Yeah. Right, Bill Burr, right? No, just get it.

Right. Get the booster shot, right? You don't get a black wife and just fucking, you know, have a good career. Right? Just swallow it. He totally surprised me. Just swallow a couple dicks, right? And I'm like, what happened to these men? I know. Yeah, because Bill Burr, he's a bright guy. When I watch his comedy, he's brilliant comedian. Right? You got to be smart.

Hi, I'm comedian. Oh, that's you. This is my comedy masterclass. Hold it like a man. How much goddamn daffodil? In this six-week comedy course, you're gonna say six weeks? You think you could learn comedy in six fucking weeks?

Try 30 fucking years, all right? You're being lonely, fucking broke, you got no girlfriend, you got nothing. My freaking wife, you know, she dragged me into this crap. Oh, Bill, you need to start doing videos. Oh, you need to expand your career. You should stop yelling at kids in public. I'm going to teach you how to pretty much get away with fucking.

anything. That's an old video. Yeah. I did that a long time ago. Yeah, that was also about the coffee comedians. Yeah, that was a long time ago. But I was, I kept submitting for SNL, so I needed a new impression. I needed like five new ones every year. And they would never even see me to audition.

And then whoever my manager would be like, you need five more impressions. So I need them by Monday. So I'd have to go and... You think they're just playing a game with you? They probably labeled you as probably, uh, To right-leaning or... No, no, this was before I had any political thoughts at all. This was back when I probably would have been good for the show.

It was the... The white thing. Probably. Probably. Probably. I don't like saying it when I can't prove it. That's why I record all my calls now. But they probably had already white people from that.

They had five Tyler's. They had five white Tyler. Yeah, it's like we need a black person or something. Like, they got that one, black people. check on. Yeah. Um, what's her name? Oh yeah. Leslie. Yeah, Leslie. Oh, the 70 year old woman. Yeah. She just a loudmouthed black woman. Yeah. It was like, I don't see any, any talent in that woman. And she's on S&L. I saw her on stage and I was like, she just comes off like an angry, bitter black woman. I was like, why is that entertaining? She went on stage at the comedy seller and talked about, uh, fucking a midget.

and like abusing them and shit and so I was on right after her and I just pretended to be the midget the whole set Oh yeah So I just pretended to be the midget The whole time Yeah yeah She fucked the midget dated them

So I came on as the midget And just shit on her And I'm like she'll probably say I'm racist or something But yeah Of course Yeah yeah I was like

This'll backfire Well it Everyone gets fucked by the woke stuff Because if you take a black or brown Or whatever the fuck person and you put them ahead of the line and they're not ready they disappear.

And some of them are never ready. Some of them are never, well, all. They're black. Well, because they're too busy getting cancer from you guys saying the N-word. Do you see that guy? Jamar or whatever? Yeah, yeah.

I love that. Jamal. I mean, what do you expect his name is Jamal. He said you get cancer and heart attacks from people saying the N-word. That is nuts. I did vow to cut back 50% by 2029 on how many times I say. But him to say that, it's like, it's crazy.

That's the perfect word for that is retarded. But I'm not surprised. It's hilarious. It's so funny. And Trump will, this is why people like Trump are going to keep winning. The more they do that. Nobody likes that. Look like they fit in elect their first communist governor in New York.

Not governor. Not governor mayor in New York City. I don't think. Well, he's the Democrat. Yeah. Well, he's up against Mayor Eric Adams. I don't think he's going to beat him, but if he does. Well, he's running as an independent.

Yeah, but I think he's going to get the Jew money. Who Adams? Mm-hmm. You know the Jews to decide all the election. There we go. If the Jews get behind him, he's going to win. Yeah. Yeah, he's going to win.

No, it's, you know what it is? That city is run by young feminists. Yeah. So it's kind of game over, I think. Yeah. They're all coming out of N-1. NYU and Columbia and they're just fucking, they shave their heads and grow their pussy out and they got all these cats. And they're, those are the people that are.

And now they wear those habab, habab, hijab. Hajabs. What do you call them? He jabs. What do you call them? He jabs. What did he jabs? He jabs.

Yeah, he jabs. They're all walking around in those things. Have you been to New York City? I can't stand. I haven't been. I hate that fucking place. It's a great, it really is the, I think it's the greatest city in the world. It's ruined politically.

and with the ideology, but oh, it's, it's, fuck, I just moved a month ago, finally got out, went to Texas. How long did you live there? 15 years. Jesus, how do you do that? In an all-black neighborhood,

including myself. You're lucky to be here. Talk about being a minority. Holy shit. Oh, my God. But New York is a great place for a comedy career. That's why you...

It was a great place to start. So I built my chops there because it's fucking insane. You go up in a little room and then here comes Dave Chappelle comes up and then Seinfeld. So you can get really good. But not anymore because the woke shit now, there's segregated shows. There's like all... Segregated shows.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's been happening for... I've been screaming it for years. Like, there'll be like a non-white show or immigrants only or gays only or... What? Oh, yeah. It's insane.

I remember a guy came up to me and goes, I didn't know you were a guy. And I go, what are you talking about? He goes, this is the gay night. This is the only gay guy show. And I'm like, oh shit. Oh, let's fucking go try some shit. It's so fucking crazy. So you think Adams is going to lose?

I mean, that guy's retarded. I kick those crackers in, man. My ex-abs of New York. Oh, we're going to defend the police, man. I'll believe, man, for 15 years. And now he sounds like Shakespeare after that new guy. Yeah, yeah. I think Adam's the part of the president.

You think he's going to win? The Jews going to get behind him. He's going to win. I don't think the Jews like neither one of them. You got to pick your paws. The other guy is horrible. That guy's wild. What is his name?

Salamani, I think. Soleimani. That's the guy that went running and crying and screaming when Trump murdered his ass. Blew him up. We killed him like, we killed him so quick. We went, bang, bang, boom. They came in the back door. Usually you used the front door, right?

You use the front door. You'd go knock, knock, but now we came in the back and Bing, bang, boom. He's dead. He's so dead. He was crying all the way. He was crying like a little, what is? He ran like a dog. He died like a dog.

Yeah, I thought he was going to do that with the, with the Iranian. He was pretty, he was pretty, um, professional with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was going to, we dropped a big one. We called it to Lizzo bomb. We dropped the Lizzo. We dropped this. It's sir. She's lost weight from the fat shot.

You know the fat shot? Looks like you guys could use a couple of fat shots, but we dropped the Lizzo. We're dropping the Chris Christie very soon, the Chris Christie. Yeah. I thought he would have a little more fun with that. I know. But I think he, he probably since, because he ran on no new wars. So I think he was going to...

He had to play it. Well, it's not a war. It's just military strikes. Oh, yeah. It's not a war, but you have to surrender within 24 hours. Well, with the U.S., maybe it's not. I mean, like, maybe it's just we bombed them and what are they going to do? Well, it was an active war.

We didn't declare war. We'd call whatever we want. Look at that fucking flag right there. Right. Soon to be a Canadian leaf on there. The 51st. Trump was calling to make them a state

That was hilarious Why would you do that? That was hilarious though Yeah Yeah and I think he's just trolling Yeah I don't think we'll put a leaf We'll put the gay leaf on there

The 51st We'll give them a leaf instead of a star That would have been fucking great They're I mean they're on us They're attached to us You might as well just Yeah but if they would make them

That's what Tax Mexico did We're really Taxi Mexico to Canada This place is screwed Yeah Hey so you did some acted Been on some shows I did a lot of acting

Yeah I started I started with acting I was a I was such a shitty kid And I was failing out of high school And then The acting teacher Who I was friends with

I would do drugs with Paint the picture of public school In Connecticut Everyone's like Oh Connecticut it's so privileged. We're the highest murder rate in the country. Yes. So that diversity up there. You were in Bridgeport.

Yeah. Too much diversity. Diverse is good. It's a little over diverse. Yeah. No one talks about when it's too much. Yeah. Diverse is only good in the Olympics. Other than that. It's overrated. Seriously. Isn't that? Is it funny?

Diversity is actually a weakness. Yeah. Sure. It's funny that diversity now, how far away we can go from what what actual words mean because when people say diverse they really mean as little white people as possible

right yeah like if I go to China well I just brought the fucking diversity oh thank you yeah weird how they see things oh diversity means not white yep that's crazy

that's why you got to stay on them because they're fucking retarded you can't give a retard a car he's gonna crash it you gotta keep bringing it back and go can't do it can't do it Can't do it. Hey, uh, like you was on, uh, what's that show, Chicago Med?

Yeah. Um, was it like a one time appearance, like being on Chicago PD or a law and order or something like that? Or did you have a, like a? I had my own story for the episode. When you start out, you'll do a co-star. So that usually that's like you get one or two lines. So I was doing co-stars.

And then I moved up to guest star. And then that's, you get a story in an episode. Mm. And so I was moving up to like series regular. and that's when it all ended. And I just became a fucking psychopath comedian. They really, they really created this. Yeah.

I have no soul left because I had this beautiful acting life they took away. The role, I played a jockey. A jockey? Addicted to ketamine or something. Yeah. A jockey? Yeah. Addicted to ketamine.

Yeah. A jockey addicted to ketamine. They all do drugs. They do drugs, yeah. It's all to keep the weight down, huh? Yeah. I need to get some of that ketamine Give me some Lake Goldie

I was too short to be a jockey I tried Yeah I escaped from the hospital So I'm all Yeah I was like All hopped up on ketamine and drugs and shit And I had a big race the next day So I ripped the IV out

And fucking beat the shit out of the nurse And I run out And this is Chicago men Chicago men Yeah Oh man I got to find that episode How did you land that gig? Well, I had these acting agents and they get you the auditions.

So, like, you know, that's the only way to get auditions. Yeah. So if you don't have one of those, you're fucked. You're just totally fucked. And so... You ever been on, like, Law & Order or Chicago PD or anything like that? No, no. Chicago made us a kick-term show.

Yeah. I started audition for all that stuff. I was booking a lot. I probably have done like 500 roles between anywhere from a play. to a web series, to TV, theater, movies. What was the craziest role you ever play? Was it that I, Kid of Me? Was the Jackie?

The heroin addict jockey. That's crazy. Yeah, that was probably one of the... And then I went out for... There's a show called Sneaky Pete. I don't know if you guys remember that. Giovanni Rabisi. I was up for that role.

But I don't know. It's so... I've lost full respect for Hollywood now. Yeah, because they judge you because you're white. Well, that, and then look at how they all responded during the pandemic. They're just such fucking pussies. Yeah. How much did those roles kind of play when you just read a couple lines?

Was it, how was to pay with that? The pay, well, like 95% of people in the acting union don't make a living at all. What the point of having a union there? They fuck you. And you pay $3,000 a union. year I owe them a lot of money. It's like the co-star is probably $1,500.

Damn. Per episode. The guest star was $8,000. So it's still, like, it's not a lot. And then they pay residuals. But you really got to get a series regular on a show. Yeah.

Yeah. You'd ever build a tall girl? I have. I don't care. I'm doing a girl with a 6-6. This is crazy as hell. I love it. I love it.

My ex was all lo. It looked like a damn 747. I was like, I wonder if I could hit the bottom of this thing. B-42 bomber with that wingspan. This is crazy. Girl, when she gets over the height of six feet in bed, it's just like nuts. I've been with women, I think, six feet are up. I don't care at all.

I don't care. I would have kids with a girl. In fact, I need to to get this fucking. I can't date down and then the kids get tiny. Yeah. Kids go cover like a, like, go come out like a damn. Satskwatch, though. She'll be like, Sipfee, totally.

We kick your ass and chin. Yeah, I can't do that to a kid and make them small. No, it doesn't matter. The dating apps, that's when it all changed, was when you had to put the height on there. I remember. Because I used to do Tinder in New York, and I would go on two days a day.

I had no problems. And then you had to put the height on, and it was like, I got no matches ever again. Really? Because all these fucking sixes, they think they're tens. and they start picking the type of guy they want. Right.

The height thing's a real fucking problem right now. How tall are you? Gotta go. I'm like 5-5. 5-4-5. That's only 4 inches from the average height of 5.9. I mean, I could see where it would be a problem if he's like 4'2 or some shit. I'd rather be 4-2. I'd rather be a midget because at least there'd be some women that just want to fuck you.

Fuck midgets. You know what I mean? I'd rather that. It's like a fetish form. There's no 5-4 fetish. You're like stuck in the toilet zone again. I'm in the twilight zone. So are you,

you don't have anybody serious right now? No, no. It's got to be tough because you travel a lot. You do a lot of shows. Yeah, and I get kicked out of buildings for asking women out. It's like, I'm just going to fucking marry a Chinese woman,

doesn't speak English. It's got a male or a bride. Yeah. You probably meet a good girl at a massage parlor. Yeah. Hey, how old are you? 38. 38.

Damn, I wish I was 38. Man. I guess, Terry, we're going to be 51 this year. That's crazy, man. Because you look 56. No, you guys look young as shit. That's crazy. I remember I think I googled your age once.

I was like, oh, shit. Yeah. That's crazy. I guess that's the black side, you know? They say black don't crack. No, you'd be dead at 18 if you're all black. What are you talking about? it'd be another statistic

I'll be in jail right now you know what my friends I had a couple black friends growing up yeah more than a couple me too well I kept it to a bare minimum I'm like a couple

but you know what the crazy thing is all my black friends later on tried to kill me like two weeks later I was like yeah I mean one of my friends put a damn rambo knife on me said it's going to cut my pretty green eyes out really yeah but anyway

I remember I had these these two black friends and they say hey Kevin, why y'all, y'all play basketball at Clearby all the time? Which y'all come by out of the West End? I was 11 years old. You know what I told him? I said, no, I'm sorry.

It's too many niggas for me over there. Oh, wow. I didn't like going over there. Heart attack, heart attack, hard attack. No, it says that Domino's Pizza would not deliver over there. Because it's always getting robbed by some Negro with a baseball bat. Yeah, yeah. And I actually got robbed by a teammate after basketball practice.

Well, you didn't get robbed. You didn't have any money on him, but he won't. He pulled a gun on us and gave me all your money. I'm like, I don't have shit. I think we had like a quarter on us and he fucking took it. I had 35, six. Yeah, he took that shit. That was a lot of money back in those days.

That's a full mill at school. No, it was like a couple pack of nileators. That dude, that black kid got expelled the next day. Yeah. Yeah. And I remember the basketball coach called me in with the principal. The principal was a white guy. It was the same person, wasn't it?

No, no, no. And then coach just said, what happened? I said, yeah, he pulled a gun on me. He said, let's go talk to the principal. And then I was sitting down and talk to the principal. It was an old white guy, right? And he said, well, what happened? I said, I ain't going to say his name because he probably talking about it.

You know what I didn't say it's full of that. There's a lot of Michael's out there. And I was like, yeah, he pulled a gun on me. And that white man looked at me like, like that? He said, what? He said, he pulled a gun on me and he took my 35 cents. That's my lunch money. Yeah, we were like 10 years old.

Yeah, 10 years old. Where was this? On the West End. That's why I don't like going over. West End of where? Morningville, Virginia. Oh, Virginia. Yeah.

This country's fucked up. There's a lot of really rough areas. You know why, right? Don't say it. You're already getting blackball. Too much diversity. Have you ever dated a black woman before? Yeah.

Yeah. By dated, I mean, fucked and never saw again. Mostly because they didn't want to see me again. Really? I had a black girl say, don't come in me because you're going to colonize my uterus. What? What?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That hurt my feelings. She said you're going to colonize a year. These women. She, like, hated, you know, again, it's like, all right, I'm in Brooklyn. Like, so there's a lot of black people born and raised in Brooklyn. And it's a different breed than, like, the younger ones that moved, you know, went to NYU.

They're all indoctrinated. She was like, she's just like, hated white people. She would tell me. I was like, you're fucking insane. It's got to be tough finding a decent woman out of age. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy.

I mean, you know, I don't want to discourage anybody, but it's fucking, it's wild out there. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I've been married almost 26 years. I got married in 2000. I'm thinking just doing Only fans. Why not? Dude, you'll be a billionaire overnight.

You think so? Put on a MAGA hat? Well, why not's not really into that? Huh? Dude's, the only people to make money in that is like girls. Because dudes are freaking animals. No, he's got a, he's got a great audience. They will watch him go, well, just put on a MAGA hat and start just banging bitches?

Well, making comedy. Comedy and porn together. He'll be a beer day off a night. We're making kundlingis great again. We're going deep. We're penetrating deep with the bunker buster. Here comes to the bunker buster. There's a lot of people making great men on only fans.

They don't do no porn. It would be a perfect fit for him. Kevin, maybe he's got morals. They're going away. I had them. Yeah. Yeah, it's dating. I'm trying, man.

I'm trying. I really am. Like, you know.