Hodgetwins Podcast - Viral UK 'Creator' LILY PHILLIPS Comes To Las Vegas... | Twins Pod - Episode 56 - Lily Philips

Episode Date: March 14, 2025

In only a year, Lily Philips has become a worldwide viral sensation and a household name, for real. An OF girl has never been so controversial as her since she did 101 guys in less than 24 hours. We a...re honestly fascinated by her. Why is she doing this? What is she going to do next? What won't she say yes to? We ask her all of that and more!Join this channel to get access to perks:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX8lCshQmMN0dUc0JmQYDdg/joinGet your Twins merch and have a chance to win our Dodge Ram Trump 47 Edition & 10K in cash - https://officialhodgetwins.com/Get Optimal Human, your all in one daily nutritional supplement - https://optimalhuman.com/Want to be a guest on the Twins Pod? Contact us at bookings@twinspod.comDownload Free Twins Pod Content - https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1_iNb2RYwHUisypEjkrbZ3nFoBK8k60COFollow Twins Pod Everywhere -X - https://twitter.com/TheTwinsPodInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/thetwinspod/Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/twinspodTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@twinspodYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX8lCshQmMN0dUc0JmQYDdgRumble - https://rumble.com/c/TwinsPodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/79BWPxHPWnijyl4lf8vWVu?si=03960b3a8b6b4f74Apple - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/twins-pod/id173123281001:53 - Lilly Does Not Care About Anything05:42 - The Twins Lost Their Virginity At The Same Time...08:02 - What Does He Family Think?13:00 - Does Size Matter15:46 - 100 Guys In 1 Day21:54 - What Race of Guys Does She Go For?25:08 - 1000 Men In One Day?29:04 - C** Walk…35:04 - Porn Industry Vs Onlyfans?38:10 - Why Does Lilly Take It To Such Extremes?41:52 - Does She Like The Taste?44:21 - People Trying To Intervene On Lilly47:49 - A Day In The Life Of Lilly57:04 - Is Lilly A Charity Worker?1:01:26 - How Can Men Be Gay? & Siamese Twins1:06:17 - What Does Her Brother Think?1:12:06 - Where Does She Draw The Line? & Squirting?1:17:59 - Twins Could Have Been Corn Stars

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Yeah, we got Lily Phillips in house. I love that accent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds like men at night, like, yeah. In bed? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:11 Oh, yeah. I've always had a really high sex drive. When did you notice that? Honestly, when I was probably like 15, 16, I talked a lot more about sex than all my friends. Everything was about sex. I've just always been like that, obsessed with sex. I feel like I have no passion for anything else other than shagging. Shagging was there?
Starting point is 00:00:28 That's what they call. You're shagging? Yeah, shagging? You didn't know that? No, I didn't. I'm not British. How many people you think you've shagged? Maybe between 500 to 1,000. Not that much. How often do you think about sex?
Starting point is 00:00:41 I'd say like every 10 minutes. There's not a lot that else that goes around in my head. I think it's because I'm so stupid. I just don't think about a lot. You're not stupid. No, but I think people who like overthink so much. Right. Like, I just don't do a lot of thinking.
Starting point is 00:00:55 So you just got floating in a year 24-7. You guys are so funny. better looking though right this guy hasn't had sex in a while clearly right and so it's nice to give them up you're a nice person yeah you're giving them the gift of pussie so man if every woman's like you is to be a better planet this interview is not the world would be a better place if there was like 10 times me yeah we got lily phillips in the house i love that accent yeah yeah that sounds like men at night like yeah in bed so sorry say that again go yeah so i'm not about to spoke yeah yeah oh that's okay oh oh sorry you have like um you have the like this person out this attitude like you don't
Starting point is 00:01:56 give a shit about what nobody thinks i love that yeah yeah you have to in this career yeah you have to have thick skin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I've always never cared. Really? Right. Yeah. That's something you cannot teach. Yeah. I had to teach myself that. In high school, I always cared about what other people thought of me until I got to like, what, maybe my mid-30s. Yeah. Yeah. Really? Mm-hmm. Yeah. I don't know. I've just always, I think it's because I'm so stupid. I just don't think about a lot. You're not stupid. No, but I think people who like overthink so much. Right. Like I just don't do a lot of thinking. So that's how, maybe a little bit less like how are you i'm 23 23 not do anything be 23 again how old are you guys 50 no fuck off yeah lies turn 50 1974 you're the birth you're lying i'm old enough to be your daddy
Starting point is 00:02:48 i'm pretty sure my dad is about 50 yeah that's crazy that is crazy hey so um what got you started in uh only fans and how were you at the time i was 19 and I just turned 19 and I just started university and I like that university college as you guys will say it yeah just started university and I you know what I was like this really ain't for me and I was already being a slot and that's when like
Starting point is 00:03:24 only fans kind of came around and I was like this seems perfect for me maybe you didn't find your right major this is my major When you went to college, what would you go steady? Nutrition. Nutrition? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I see why you gave that shit up.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Yeah. Fucking boring. Exactly. I feel like I have no passion for anything else other than shagging. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Shagging? Shagging.
Starting point is 00:03:49 That's what they call fucking in the UK. Yeah, Shagin? Yeah, Shagin. You didn't know that? No, I'm not British. I've heard that before. Yeah, I haven't. Man, shut up.
Starting point is 00:03:58 He's here funny. Shagging. So. I'm going to tell my wife that when I get it. It's just go shake. Get to the bedroom. Let me shag you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:10 So do you have like a really high six drive? You can't get enough? Definitely. I've always had a really high sex drive. When did you notice that? Probably honestly when I was probably like 15, 16, I talked a lot more about sex than all my friends and was very, everything was about sex. I don't know. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:04:28 I don't know. I've just always been like that. Um, obsessed with sex. Mm-hmm. Sounds like a guy. You have men, I'm obsessed for a same. It was like 15, 16? No, I was thinking that way when I was 10.
Starting point is 00:04:39 So what was the obsession with sex? Can you pinpoint? What's the obsession about actually? I think before I had sex, it was like, what does it feel like and things like that? Yeah. You know, from like everyone else you thought it was going to be like the best feeling in the world. And then when I had sex, I was like, this is the best feeling in the world. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:00 And then it just progressed. more and more from there. I wanted to like experiment more with things. And yeah, I don't know. It just became my whole personality. Like I love talking about it. I find it really interesting because there's so many different like types of sex you can have.
Starting point is 00:05:15 And I think just sex is just a very interesting topic. You should have went to university to be a sex therapist. That's what you should have. I know, but I don't want to talk about sex. I want to have sex. She wouldn't get sex. Right, right.
Starting point is 00:05:29 That makes sense because I don't know like, I think most people in the industry, they like sex more than a typical person. Yeah, well, you think that you'd go for it if, you know, if you like sex more than the average. Yeah, because, I mean, all women are different. Like, fault me on this. Wow. So, like, I've been Captain August over here. I ain't answering the question now.
Starting point is 00:05:54 I'm just joking, kid. I just joking. I forgot the question now. Y'all made me feel bad. Have you had many sex workers on here? I know you had Bandi Love. We had a couple of you. Laura Jensen.
Starting point is 00:06:07 Yeah, Laura Jensen. Those too, yeah. You're number three. Hell yeah. So when did you lose your virginity? Quite late, actually. Like 17? Which I think it's quite late.
Starting point is 00:06:21 We were what? You lost it at the same time? I was like almost 19. Yeah, we're damn than 19. And how old were you here? Damn, they're 19. Well, we're the same age. We're twins.
Starting point is 00:06:31 No, but I mean you have sex at the same, like you lost your virginity at the same time. The same time. With the same person. No. We was a, no. We were just their friends. Will you shut up? Actually when we was in the same room together, right?
Starting point is 00:06:45 No, stop it. Who was actually going to try to pull a switch a rule on her. Stop! If one of you spoke too early, you could like dab in the other. Yeah, the first time didn't last long at all. So I went first, right? And then I went to, I went first to de keep was in the babble. Keith was in the bathroom and then the bullet switch the room.
Starting point is 00:07:02 He's like, wait a minute, I think this is... So we didn't do it. Oh, my God. Yeah. Well, and that was going to be your first time. Yeah, that was my first time. Keith had to wait. Oh, and you got to wait.
Starting point is 00:07:14 How many days? Well, it was like... Well, it was for a friend, Kevin. You don't remember the story? You got an Alzheimer's or something? Well, you didn't lose your Virginia at night. You couldn't even get it inside of her. She was too...
Starting point is 00:07:24 Oh, yeah, that's right. You lost to that fat chick. Hey, we're here to interview her. So you both were losers and lost it in 19 then, but some style. They were really shy growing up. Just shy. Wait, how are you so now not shy? Confident.
Starting point is 00:07:48 I don't know. I just don't know out of it. You don't really help me when I started doing YouTube videos. It felt like you're talking to millions of people. Yeah, yeah. But you're not. Yeah. No understandable.
Starting point is 00:07:57 They helped a lot. Yeah. Let's get back to you and you. Sorry. Yeah. What's the next question? Oh, what do your parents feel about this? Sorry.
Starting point is 00:08:10 This is awkward to him. What do my parents think? You know what? When I first started only funds, my parents didn't mind. But then when I started in the porn industry about a year and a bear gal, that's when they were like, oh, this is not something we support. but they love me so much that they'll always have my back on everything. So it's like I can't really explain it.
Starting point is 00:08:35 They don't support what I do but they support me. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Unconditionally. Yeah, exactly. You're like killing people or something. Even then it's still unconditionally.
Starting point is 00:08:47 No, exactly. I'm not, I'm not harm anyone. Right. I'm not, you know, I enjoy this doing what makes me happy and I'm, you know. Right. Do you have like a steady boyfriend or you'll just like, you don't need any of that? You think I have a boyfriend? You think I could get a boyfriend?
Starting point is 00:09:04 Of course. No, Kevin. She can't get a boyfriend? Be honest. I don't think I'm- I don't think right now I heard. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:14 Somebody perhaps in the industry that you work in, but most guys are intimidated by that. Intimidated or... Be intimidated and they'll be shamed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think as well comes from a lot of their, like, friends. Like they won't want to tell their friends that they're going out with someone who's trying this many people
Starting point is 00:09:30 Yeah How many people you think you've shagged? I say probably right now maybe between 500 to a thousand not that much That's quite a bit Not that much Not to be in an industry no and for what you do no I've been doing porn for That's a crazy amount of women for me
Starting point is 00:09:50 Yeah, but that's a lot for like 23 right Right? I'm making up for last time. Yeah. Yeah. What's the kind of precautions you take for you sleep with someone in when you're doing a movie? Well, obviously you have to, like, show each of the negative SDI boards. You can't trust that niggas be lying.
Starting point is 00:10:13 Exactly. Exactly that. People do lie. I don't know if I got some. I'm going to fake it. I got to get with Lily. Yeah. Because they have to wear a condom, right?
Starting point is 00:10:26 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then there's not really a lot of hoops. You have to jump through to fuck me, if I'm honest. Yeah? Yeah. Just that obviously be able to votey. We could fuck right here on a day. You know, what I was saying?
Starting point is 00:10:39 I was saying this literally yesterday that I want to fuck a pair of twins. Oh, yeah? And you guys are twins. Yeah, I would do it, but my wife would kill me. Would she give a whole pass? No, she would probably stone me to death. First. A wife will put me in a firing squad.
Starting point is 00:10:56 Down in Mexico. Are you guys' wife's friends? Are they twins as well? No. Well, that'd be crazy. We wanted to do that, but we couldn't find twins. Yeah. Do you guys just love being like identical?
Starting point is 00:11:11 Oh, man. Your personality is pretty similar as well. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, everything's similar. Oh, my God. I'm so fucked when we get home.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Because I got to tell her. I know. You cut this shit out. Cut the cameras. Because this came out of nowhere at this interview. You can leave it enough. They don't understand. I would tell you before I did the part, I just didn't want you to worry.
Starting point is 00:11:39 Would they what? Would they be mad that you have like an adult star on? Well, they wouldn't be happy. Fares. Yeah. You know. Well, tell them that I wish them well and I won't fuck their husbands. Not this time anyway.
Starting point is 00:11:55 You're going to get them feel better. get me killed. You don't understand, man. Do you think you are ever like, no, wait me, before I get to that? Oh, yeah. I've seen this picture. You guys are so funny.
Starting point is 00:12:12 You have the same characteristics. Right, right. I'm better looking, though, right? Hell yeah. What's you going to say? All right, just what I was going to say. I've noticed this picture that was saying you were pregnant. I was like, come on.
Starting point is 00:12:24 What the hell? Yeah, you ain't going to. show that damn fat. But people believed it. Yeah. Because people are very gullible on the internet, aren't they? Right. Right. And, you know, in work, I like to do a lot of roleplay.
Starting point is 00:12:38 So, you know, I jacepa's a nurse. You like the roleplay. Yeah, I jessap as a nurse. I jessap as a police woman. And I had so many funs being like, I would love to see you like as like a breeding kink and see you pregnant and do a video of you pregnant. And I was like, I don't think I'd do that if I was actually pregnant. That's why I bought a fake bump.
Starting point is 00:12:58 And it looked so realistic that I was like, oh my God, I need to post this online because people are so gullible. Even though I posted a photo the day before without anything. Right. They had you on UK Daily Mail. Yeah, it was everywhere. Yeah, it was everywhere. A lot of conservatives talked about it too.
Starting point is 00:13:13 You know they talked about it. Hey, dude, do you swing a political way left, right, or in the middle? I don't really know. I don't know what that all means. If I'm honest, I don't watch it. Or like, I don't know, I don't keep up with it. because it can't really be asked. Yeah, right, right.
Starting point is 00:13:28 Like, I'm sorry exactly, me neither. I'm one of them people that's like, if I'm not passionate about something, I'm not reading up on it. Right. Yeah. And there's very few things I'm passionate about. You're passionate about that cock, right?
Starting point is 00:13:40 Yeah, hell yeah. I'm passionate about porn. I'm passionate about... I can't think of anything else. Yeah. How often do you think about sex? It's got to be like, I'd say like every 10 minutes.
Starting point is 00:13:57 even if it's like oh just thinking about something I'm going to do for work like oh that's a really good of video idea I'm probably always thinking about it there's not a lot that else that goes around in my head yeah maybe you like so you just got floating cox in your head
Starting point is 00:14:12 24-7 it's a nice picture that I try to think what well you're a point star I got to ask this question does size really matter? Yeah yeah that's what I thought too I was like if you got one inch cock you can't please nobody with that
Starting point is 00:14:26 Well, for me, I think because I'm really loose, for me, it does matter as well. I've had people who are like a micro size, like that in doing shit. Just for like a rabbit's on top of you, huh? Well, I couldn't even put it in. Yeah. Because it was so small. Jesus. I think it matters to a certain point.
Starting point is 00:14:47 Like, you know, like if it's like over this, you're fine. Mm-hmm. If it's just and thin, I think it's more about thickness. If you really want to know, yeah. Yeah. Good thick one, huh? So a 12-inch cock is only a half-inch thick, it wouldn't do this day. Like fucking a pencil.
Starting point is 00:15:04 Nobody wants a pencil in you. You look this 20 inches long. I'm not even a size queen. I don't even like cock that large. Yeah, because it's got to be like overburne, right? Have like a 12-inch cock just slamming in you? I mean, I'm not a woman, of course. I'm like just common sense.
Starting point is 00:15:19 I did, I did dread, and that for me was too much. You did what? Dread. Or that's a porn star? Big black cop. like the biggest big black cock like the biggest black hog
Starting point is 00:15:32 I like how you say it that's the accent Big black cock Say it again Yeah The London accent We're going to get murdered when we get home Hey
Starting point is 00:15:45 So there was a situation Like I think you had dead like a hundred guys And what was it 24 hours or It was 14 hours Persecretive Like when you was going through that, did you like want to like tap out? Not necessarily. If I'd done it again, I would have taken, I would have given the guys a less time.
Starting point is 00:16:09 So I would have been fucking for less time. Does that make sense? Oh, so there was a lot of time? Well, I was fucking for 14 hours consecutively. So it didn't stop for 14 hours. Oh, so what's the time limit per guy? Each guy got five minutes. Fuck, I gotta cut that shit down on one.
Starting point is 00:16:24 Some of them did come early. and things like that. Yeah, I'm sure some guys would come early. But, yeah, 14 hours. It was long. Do you actually have an orgasm during these? Yeah, yeah, definitely sometimes. So how many did you have that day with the hungry guys?
Starting point is 00:16:45 I didn't have any orgasms that day, but I have had orgasms like gangbangs and stuff like that. It wasn't your type. You know what? Because you're only getting five minutes. You're not getting five minutes in and then, you kind of get into it and then it's up, you know what I mean? Yeah, especially if a lot of it wasn't, a lot of it was like hand jobs and blow jobs and things like that.
Starting point is 00:17:06 And obviously that doesn't. Oh, I see. Yeah. Yeah, they actually, you did a biography on that, right? Not a biography. Documentary. Documentary. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:16 A biography. Sorry, I had a bite moment. I said a biography. How have you two got a podcast? Yeah. I just fucking created it. Well, we've been on YouTube for like 10 years. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:29 Well, over 10 years, like what? 15 years? What were you doing? What were you properly doing on YouTube? First of... Was that fitness? Yeah, fitness. Oh, you've seen some of our old stuff?
Starting point is 00:17:38 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I used to be in really great shape. You still are? Yeah. Don't worry. You'd be, if I'd be, like, one of the better-looking people. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:49 Wow. Makes me feel better about myself. So, you know, so what's the thing, like, when you do, like, when you do you do, like, When you do these stunts, like the 100 men, you don't have to, I mean, for me to have sex with a woman, I've got to be attracted to her. Some of them are not attracted to, definitely. But I also get off on getting people off. You know, sometimes it's quite nice when, like, maybe like a bit of a loser comes in. And you're like, oh, this guy definitely hasn't had sex in a while.
Starting point is 00:18:19 And so you're like giving him, giving him. He said, look at this loser. You automatically automatically know he's a loser. No, I'm joking. It's like, this guy's not getting that for a long time after me. No, I'm joking. But you're all like, this guy hasn't had sex in a while, clearly. Right.
Starting point is 00:18:38 And so it's nice to give them up. Yeah. And like... You're a nice person. Yeah, you're a very nice person. You're giving them the gift of pussy, so... Man, if every woman's like you is to be a better planet. This interview is nuts.
Starting point is 00:18:55 The world would be a better. place if there was like 10 times of mine. Yeah. Just giving out blow jobs, yeah, left, right and center. So during that 100 man scene, all of them didn't actually have intercourse with you. Did they just want to get sucked off or blowjol? Yeah, some of them
Starting point is 00:19:17 well, some of them, I gave them the opportunities to all have intercourse with me, but some of them came quite quickly from a handjob or a blowjob, and so it got cut shot. Damn, what a loser. You'd walk up to it and she just gives you a hand job and you explode everywhere. No, I'd always start, I'd start up, sucking. I was like, robotic.
Starting point is 00:19:33 Oh, this is me. Like, by the, I think, like, the 30th, you know, like, when we're getting on a bit, I've got, like, a routine of, like, how we're going to do this. I mean, I hate listening to myself talk. I'm having the same way. And be, like, you know, like, it's not, like, normal things at all. In my head right now, I can think of, like, five, six guys, ten guys I remember. And that's it.
Starting point is 00:19:56 Yeah, it's so many. But it's just, I don't know, it's just. Hey, so I want to ask you about that. Like, what kind of emotions were you going through to make you start crying after you did that? Well, I think people... What's going through your head? People don't see in that documentary that, like, I was fucking for 14 hours. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:12 In out, in out, in out. If there's no consolation, but I'm fucking for 14 hours, I would be crying. And I just don't think people grasped understand how exhausting it actually was. And like how much maybe I hadn't planned, like I said now, like if I did it differently, I would have given the guys like a lot less time. People just don't grasp how exhausting it actually was. And so then I finished and I was just like, they brought the interview crew in and you have to chat about it for an hour.
Starting point is 00:20:40 Like it's an hour interview which they cut down to like five minutes. And it's just like, of course, I'm emotional. Like it's a long day. But I think people get that mixed up. Like if you have a long day at work doing sex work like, you know, like any other job, you can get a bit like, oh God, that was a bit like, that was quite hard. Yeah. But it doesn't necessarily mean you hate your job
Starting point is 00:21:00 and you hate doing it and shit like that. The guy that filmed that documentary, don't you, he was, I think he was trying to paint you as, I mean, he was being disingenuous when he did that. I think he was trying to paint me as a victim and I'm not a victim. Right. Right. That was his whole motive behind that documentary.
Starting point is 00:21:16 Yeah, like this is what I chose to do. This is what I love doing. And yeah, I think you watch that and obviously it looks like a sad girl who's like doing something they don't enjoy. But it's just like people forget how stuff is edited and, you know, how they're narrating it. Like, they want to tell a story. They want to make a good documentary.
Starting point is 00:21:33 Right, right, right. What an asshole, huh? I think we forget as well, like, I didn't put that out. That wasn't what I would have chose to put out. I definitely would have cut out me crying because I do not look good crying. He's actually, is it? What did he post that documentary? Is it on YouTube?
Starting point is 00:21:52 Yeah, yeah, it's on YouTube. Yeah, yeah. We actually did a video about it. Oh, that's right, right. Bits and pieces. Yeah, yeah. I did an interview. Did you see those videos we did about you?
Starting point is 00:22:00 at any time or no no i should have done my research i spoke very highly of you oh did you would you say you got in the queue huh did you say you would have gotten the queue sorry you guys you guys you guys you guys you guys would have gotten the line you're off the fucking record you try to get us murdered by our wives yeah the key yeah everyone's anonymous um there's always next time Like, I have just like this bias. Oh, everybody's anonymous? Okay, that makes it a lot better.
Starting point is 00:22:37 Yeah, was there a lot of black guys there? Did you screen those out? Yeah, I went to all the black guys. Now you've got to leave. No, no. I'm racist. No. I actually don't know.
Starting point is 00:22:52 I didn't, I mean, I wasn't counting. I'd say probably maybe like 20, 30%, not overly. Yeah. I would imagine more Jordan woman black. Why say that? Because, you know, it's not Africa where she did it actually. This was done where? Yeah, England, London.
Starting point is 00:23:07 In England, London. Yeah. I don't know. So, when you, but it's probably off topic, but do you have a, do you have a, how shall put this? A loose pussy. Is that way you're going to say something like that? Like in a man, do, what qualities do you like in a man? Mm.
Starting point is 00:23:29 Yeah. Do you have a type? If you were like ready to settle down and be just one person. Confidence, not arrogance. Big cock. Trying to think what else. She'd say big cock first. That's a deal breaker.
Starting point is 00:23:47 Number one. It is. It actually is. It would be a deal breaker for me. We didn't have good sex. I don't know if someone's just kind. That's about it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:56 So you'll have a type, white, black. Not really, no. Oh, okay. Do you think there's going to be a day where you like settle down and get married? I'd love to get married. Yeah. Yeah, 100%. Do you think that's what, maybe five years from now, 10 years?
Starting point is 00:24:10 Maybe 10 years, 15 years? I mean, I'm 23, so 10 years would take me to 33. Right. Which I don't think is that old. No, it's not. No. But yeah, definitely in the future. Look at our new giveaway.
Starting point is 00:24:23 Ford Raptor. Look at that. Avalanche Gray. 37 is tough. Over 500. I think it's 5.10 horsepower. I think it's 501. But I do know it's 500 in Leeds.
Starting point is 00:24:35 It's 510. And then like I said, Hey, so y'all know why we do this. We used to pay for advertising on Facebook, Instagram. Put these contests out there. And they were sissing us the whole time. I think, man, why are we incentivized our own fans? Yeah, you support us?
Starting point is 00:24:49 We support you. You support us? We give you money. You support me? I give you trucks. It's a win-win for everybody. Needs start giving them some white women. What?
Starting point is 00:24:59 Go to official hard twins. Anything you buy from the site gets you automatically. Ended ways. No purchase necessary. Phone way prohibited. See up this rules for detail. Yeah. So, but you plan on doing a thousand men in the day, right?
Starting point is 00:25:12 Yeah. That's crazy. Can't get enough, huh? Gotta get that. Gotta get that. See, with that one, I would have really lemmed to the guys. One pump each. Oh, one.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Yeah. Oh, you blue ball in it. Come out of it. Them guys, I'm just using them guys they're there for one purpose and one purpose only to get used. So you're just giving them one stroke? That's like inhumane,
Starting point is 00:25:39 that's an inhumane. No, I'm joking. I probably, you know, that I would have had a fluffer because I would, at the 101 I was doing everything. So, yeah. What's a fluffer? You know what a fluffer is? Well, a lot of people don't know what a fluff is.
Starting point is 00:25:54 Okay. Would you an ex-foot and porn now? Yeah. If anyone who doesn't know what a fluffer is, they're basically the person who keeps gets the guy hard and keeps them hard especially it's more known like in porn people don't actually have fluffers though
Starting point is 00:26:10 so you was just running the whole show I was running the whole city yeah I see why I'd be crying too you're doing documentaries it's a hundred dudes there you're the plopper yeah you're the main act and all of them use condoms
Starting point is 00:26:26 yeah that's gotta be a lot of friction using condoms yeah drives up everything i don't know i it didn't hurt i can't stand condoms the smell as soon as i break it open i can't stand them it's like it takes away the joy of uh it takes away the joy it takes away it takes away it it wasn't quite i love making session it was just like you know and that was kind of the one of the like kind of the one rule you have to wear a condom and it has to be filmed i mean you can if if it's going to worse and you're like actually i don't want to do this anymore
Starting point is 00:26:59 you can say now. And like you can get it taken down if you want to that. Mm-hmm. I say now, at one point in the documentary, the guy asked you, can, like, guys like come in your mouth and all this and that. And he's like, you know you can get contract HIV like that. And then we got into an argument after we've seen that. Kevin was like, yeah, you can't get it like that. You can't.
Starting point is 00:27:22 You can't. And so I thought you can get HIV. No, because as soon as you consume it, your stomach juices, just burn it up or something. Yeah, you can't, you can't contract HIV from. Yeah. It was a,
Starting point is 00:27:33 the reason why I know this is because I was reading a story I saw, came across the video. I don't even hire. You don't have to justify yourself. Yeah. Let me tell you the story. There was a guy in prison,
Starting point is 00:27:44 he had eight, and he hated his prison guard. Full blown. So he busted nuts in the coffee, in the prison. I guess he had to get him coffee or something. Uh-huh. And he, um,
Starting point is 00:27:53 cut himself and he put blood and semen, and the guy didn't contract it. That's fucked up, man. Yeah, that is. Fuck. That's a That's like a attempted
Starting point is 00:28:04 A crime, yeah. Yeah. It should be just a So you cannot. So, let me ask you this. I wouldn't say it's impossible to get it.
Starting point is 00:28:13 But it's hard to get it. Is that really, really highly unlikely? Really? Yeah. I mean, everything's got around. I'm on prep.
Starting point is 00:28:20 Oh, appeal that keeps you from Yeah, contracting HIV. It's like 99.9% effective. Oh, wow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:28 I didn't even know that was possible. A pill? Yeah, you take it a pill like every single day. Mm. Okay. You could be it up for the rest of your life.
Starting point is 00:28:37 So, um, is there any side effects to that pill or? Not that I know of. They don't look like you have any side of it. It's probably like you'll die in 20 years or something like that. No,
Starting point is 00:28:47 fuck. Yeah. Yeah. In 20 years, you think I'd fuck to the whole of the population. So there's no point of me being here anyway. So I don't know what to say to that I mean, how long you think you're going to be doing
Starting point is 00:29:06 it's like 10, because I'm sure you're making a lot of money. I'd love to be like a milfin dinner. I think that'd be really hot. If honestly, like I always tell myself I want to do it until I stop enjoying it. And I can't see myself stop enjoying it anytime soon. A lot of women do this for the money, but you're doing it just simple.
Starting point is 00:29:24 For money and enjoy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, this is why I chose to do it because it brought my two things together, like, you know, the love of sex and I could make money from it. It was like some kind of it like I cracked the system. Yeah. You know, just doing what you love every day and getting paid for it.
Starting point is 00:29:42 So I feel the same way I love what I do every day. I don't love it. Probably not as much as how you love your job, but you know, this is fun what we do. That's what I mean though. Like it's just it's great. I'm sure your DMs are full of like negative stuff, huh? you know, I don't really read them I try not to because I think it's quite, it's not very positive. You know, I mean, right, right.
Starting point is 00:30:03 You know, like, I can imagine it affecting your mental health if you're reading shit every day from people who don't fucking matter and probably losers. Right. Have you read any of them? Well, you wanted to know, like, what's probably like the worst one. I guess people tell me to...
Starting point is 00:30:16 Give me the worst one and the most positive. Probably people telling me to kill myself. The most positive, probably someone being like, oh, you made my day when you, you let me spunk in your mouth or something. I kind of figured that one. Yeah, some guys are like jealous because of,
Starting point is 00:30:33 yeah, all the money you're making. Yeah, I think a lot of the hate coming. If they want, take up the ass like me. But they don't, they don't want to point in the work. It's that simple. Man, that was a beautiful quote. Seeking up the ass like me. That should go in philosophy books.
Starting point is 00:30:53 You know, Marcus Aurelius, Epitetus, Lily Phillips. Put into work and take it up to the head. That's a beautiful girl. Here's Socrates in here. Yeah. I mean, you have a beautiful attitude. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:31:15 Thank you. I try to. Well, I feel like... Shut up, you see. Shut up, you're sipping, everybody. I feel like, when you do something you love and, like, you actually enjoy your life. And how could I not be positive? Like, I'm just...
Starting point is 00:31:28 I'm living the... dream this is what I genuinely do you think yeah get to do shit like this come on with these dweeb's she called me a dweeb I'm bit oh no positive and I'm the fucking doleep hey um most of the um oh yeah it's like cars going back I don't think anyone or no because I think it looks like a bit like a bass mask quite a crossing This is in London? Mm-hmm. Doing a come walk.
Starting point is 00:32:11 It's called a come walk. You ever done one of them? Huh? Ever done one of them? No. Not personally, no. It looks like he's fun. I'm just going to run into a creep, a creep.
Starting point is 00:32:20 Cizu wapa, just come on the face. I'm a grabber. I don't think English people are like that, honestly. Because you guys were like, why don't you have a body card? I was like, I just think people in England are a bit too polite. Even if I genuinely walked into Tesco's with a, whole five loads of my face. I generally don't think anyone would bat an eyelid
Starting point is 00:32:40 because they're too polite. Five loads? Yeah. And nobody's going to better now. I mean, I genuinely, Hannah Mahat, I don't think anyone would say anything because they're so like, everyone's just so to themselves and like doesn't want to interfere in anything. Well, Europe, it's like,
Starting point is 00:32:55 sexually everybody's liberated out there. It's not the stigma that comes with it here in the US. What? I think it's the exact opposite. Oh, really? I think there's, like, quite a lot of stigma in England. And then in America, Everyone loves their porn and everyone's very open about watching porn here. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:33:11 You know what I found? I thought, I felt the same way as key because when I went to Australia, UK, there was like brothels everywhere. You don't really see that here in the United States unless you're here. It's like illegal. Yeah. I don't. Why did you find so many brothels?
Starting point is 00:33:27 It's not like I was looking for it. I've never seen a brothel in England. No, in Australia. I'm in Germany. Well, that's not England, love. Yeah, yeah. It's brothels. It's like overseas.
Starting point is 00:33:38 It's like it's more liberate. Maybe it made me like somewhere like Germany, I think is quite like liberating or Australia. But here you guys have so many like strip clubs. Yeah. Yeah. Which we don't have in England. Y'all don't have strip clubs? We have like gentlemen's clubs but they're not quite.
Starting point is 00:33:53 They're not what they are here. Oh really? Learn something every day. Yeah. But I also did, I actually did a gang bang while I was here. And the men were very happy to put their face. is in it and do like social media you know but talking about it in England and say hey it's little fish they say you want to do it but I feel like the guys in
Starting point is 00:34:17 England like wanted to be anonymous where you know balac calava like a little mask see they think they better than everybody else yeah okay I didn't realize that oh stuck up dudes man think they better than everybody we'll put a bag on my face and do it I feel like if I was wasn't in the industry and was doing it was for in this girl who shags everyone I'd probably put a bag over my head yeah right when i build you up you turn me down i guess i am a sip what you do without the bag on your head but then your whole family finds out and then you're known as the one that's body everybody gonna ask kevin right now that's kevin hodge's gains right there what's the
Starting point is 00:35:05 difference between only fans in the porn industry? A big difference. Are they mixed together now? Yeah, they do mix, definitely. I feel like everyone who does porn has an only fans. But porn scene is so much different. You turn up ATM,
Starting point is 00:35:21 hair, makeup done. They've got you like a costume or an outfit. They've got your script on what exactly you're doing. None of the creativeness is in your control. Well, not none of it, but mostly you're kind of told what to deal. Not necessarily with the sex, but with the acting and stuff like that. And you know, you do the sex scene and then you're kind of done after five, six hours of being there. Whereas with
Starting point is 00:35:45 only fans, you can kind of someone comes around to your house, you collab, you do whatever kind of creative video guys come up with. You then upload that and you can sell that on and on and on. Whereas like in porn you get paid, you know, one, one amount of money for the video and they get to keep all the rights to that they can sell it for as long as possible. More lucrative for you to just do only fans. Yeah, yeah. I do, I do porn as well because, like, I enjoy turning up and kind of, like, playing out this fantasy.
Starting point is 00:36:13 And I think it's really fun. Right. Because, like, you're on this big set and it's a lot. For like a movie star. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a little bit more, like, sometimes creative. Whereas when you're just, like, fucking in your bedroom, it's a bit like, you know, everything can get a bit samey.
Starting point is 00:36:29 I think, well, I can't. That's too self-incriminate. And I can't even ask this question. Do you guys watch much porn yourself? Yeah. I gave it up. I gave it up a long time ago. I was born...
Starting point is 00:36:42 Lies. Yeah, I'm Christian and my wife. I hate when guys say that, no, I don't watch porn. Fuck me. Have you got a vagina? You know who the biggest hypocrites and liars? Hell. People on the right.
Starting point is 00:36:59 Who are the right? The evangelicals, the... The Christian people. Yeah. Yeah. Because they're the biggest paedophiles and Pastors. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:37:08 What have you noticed? Most pastors are pedophiles. Or gay. Yeah. Yeah. You're like really too nice some of them. I feel like to be a pastor, you have to be gay or a pedophile. Well, my family was going to be the godparents of their baby.
Starting point is 00:37:24 And I was like, man, this priest is homosexual. He is flaming gay. My auntie was a, was a vicar and she was gay. Or is gay, sorry. Yeah. So I guess you do anything if you think you're going to hell We get my left to go and go burn my But yeah I think it's the people who have to try and like keep it in and pretend like they're not sexual
Starting point is 00:37:52 Who usually because they're sexually suppressed and they usually turn up to be the biggest freaks Well not that being gay as a freak but you know being yeah I don't know being porn obsessed or Yeah bisexual appetite. Yeah. Why do you, well, I already know to answer this question, but why you take it to such extremes, like 100, 500 guys, 500 guys, 1,000 guys. You know what, I did porn for like a year and I did the very kind of normal, basic type
Starting point is 00:38:22 of porn. And after a bit, I just thought it was a little bit boring, if I'm honest. I wanted to really explore my kinks and a lot of my kinks was, you know, having big groups and doing this really exciting stuff. Like you can once you do the big events and especially when you do it with people who aren't performers
Starting point is 00:38:41 it's so exciting to me because you never know what you're going to get. You know performers you turn up, you fuck them, they've got this big car because they give you the common shot as and when and it can be quite
Starting point is 00:38:52 like it can be quite just what's the word curated? It's more real when it's an action guy. Yeah, it's so realistic. He's like a loser. He's like, yeah. And he comes in, he's like, oh, oh, God. Yeah, yeah. You just, you just never know what you're going to get. You know, you get these little guys come in who like, you think, you're, what are you doing here? Dweets. Yeah, like, or you just get anyone walk through the door and, you know, you start sucking them off.
Starting point is 00:39:22 We're giving them blowjob and you never know how that outcome is going to be. And it just, I think it makes for a really authentic video. And you, uh, when they're done, you can see how happy they are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is that experience like? What are doing for the rest of the day? What is that experience like you see this total, this total loser, just dweeb? By the way, you guys are not losers. Whoever comes to my next event. No, these people already know they're losers. If you can identify them as soon as they walk in and forth, I'll see.
Starting point is 00:39:49 He's fully aware. He's a loser, right? What does that feel like when this dweeb, this loser comes in, bust nuts all over your face? You know what? Sometimes it's the losers who have the biggest cocks as well, and that is the funniest part. Really? Really. And that's what's so good about it because it was like,
Starting point is 00:40:05 what, you have a massive cock and this massive load. And, you know, you fuck really good. Yeah. But, you know, it's just like some stuff like that. Nobody won't give him a chance because he looks crazy. Yeah, yeah. And then, you know, you have someone who's really quite attractive. And you're like, what are you doing here?
Starting point is 00:40:21 Because, like, surely you could get pussy on the street. Yeah. And then, you know, it's just all different experiences. So he's got dweeb cock. Dweeb cock. Dweeb cock. Well, everyone has. Because he's a. That's the thing.
Starting point is 00:40:33 it's so, it's just the unknown. Yeah. You know, you pull your pants down. You don't know what you get in. It's potluck. I totally understand what she's coming from. Well, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Yeah. Man, shut up. Hey, no, but seriously, I see what she's coming from. Yeah. Because when I do watch porn, I don't like watching the
Starting point is 00:40:51 I don't like the scripted stuff. Yeah, it looks fake. I can tell the girls fake. I like when, like, actual partners upload a video to something and it's like, it's real. You like the ones that have been like shot on like an iPhone for. and they're like, shaking. Yeah, you can tell it. You can tell it's real.
Starting point is 00:41:06 100%. I couldn't agree more though. You are such a sick fuck. I can't agree because that's the type of porn I like to watch as well. I don't like to watch the stuff that's really... All the makeup and... Yeah, yeah. And it's basically like a movie set, you know?
Starting point is 00:41:20 Yeah, when I was in the point when I used to watch it, like a long time ago, right? I was like in the hidden cams and, um, amateurs. You know? You're sick boy. And, not. Exactly. you can picture yourself fucking this girl. It feels like you're fucking her because like
Starting point is 00:41:37 it's so kind of shitly filmed and it just feels so much more real. Oh, that cock looks like smart cock. Yeah. This could be me right here. Looks like smart talk. What kind of grammar is that? It's getting all flustered.
Starting point is 00:41:51 Yeah, that's funny. Do you enjoy the taste of calm? Yeah, definitely. Spunk is like one of my biggest turn-ons. Really? Yeah, I love like Bukaki ears. What does it taste like? What does it taste like?
Starting point is 00:42:02 You want to find out? This is the thing as well. Would you go suck a guy? Tonight, when you have a wank, just taste a bit, like pick a bit up and taste it. Yeah. But every comb tastes different. That's also another thing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:16 Really? Yeah. There's like different races of people, they have different. No. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah. And it's always also like all races have all different size cock. It's never like.
Starting point is 00:42:28 It's not the stereotypes that everybody puts. No. I mean, no. There's some black. dudes from dweebcocks out there. Definitely. Dweebcocks. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:36 Loser cock. Oh my God. What do you guys usually talk about on this podcast? Fucking boring politics. What is Trump going to do? I'm so glad Biden's not in office no more. No fucking dweeb loser shit. What side are you guys?
Starting point is 00:43:03 What's like? Right. Which one's that one? Orange man. Trump. Oh, okay. I don't really like to speak on politics. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:43:16 You don't want to alienate your fans. No, but I also don't read on it, so I feel like I can't speak on it because I never do my research. That's a problem for a lot of young people in the States. Yeah. They don't know what the hell they're talking about. Yeah. But then they still like to speak about it. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:43:30 Yeah. So Bonnie Blue, y'all are partners in crime for a little bit. Y'all going through some few right now? Well, we shot one video together. People think we're like, I don't know. I mean, it looked like y'all are the best of friends. I mean, a lot of people going to assume that. Yeah, both blonde.
Starting point is 00:43:50 I stuck a lot of cuck with a lot of girls. Yeah. You know, so. But is there a few? No, no. No, okay. What will you get that from? That's what they put up on the board to ask.
Starting point is 00:44:00 There's the question right down the TV. Oh, you guys have got TV. Yeah. How are you this? Your guys' podcasting is like such a chilled, relaxed vibe. I like it. Yeah, I'm not going to sit and push God in front of you.
Starting point is 00:44:15 I'm not going to be that kind of a reason. Start being like. I don't really feel like when you go on these podcasts it seems like an intervention. He just wait for your purse to pop out of the closet. Jesus Christ is. The power of Christ compels you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:32 It's like shouting that shit. Yeah. I think we're all sinners for the most part. but people like to uh yeah you guys have got wives and you're hosted me yeah i think you're worse than i am really fuck no i'm joking we're so far do you believe in god what kind of question is that terrible one yeah i gotta ask you do you believe in god i mean he made a cock i don't know i don't i don't really think about it yeah well it's based on faith there's no Well, Christians will tell you this actual evidence to show that he exists, but there's actually no evidence to suggest it's based on faith.
Starting point is 00:45:10 Right. But when you don't believe in that, faith, people like the demonize you. Do you guys believe in it? I believe it's a creator. I believe, a creator. There's a creator up there. I don't think we came from monkeys. I believe that, like, manifestation.
Starting point is 00:45:27 I don't know if that's anything to do with it. Manifestation. Well, it just popped out like fucking popcorn. Yeah. We manifest. life. It's the combust. There was that like big black bang.
Starting point is 00:45:41 Wait, no, not the big bang. The big bang? Oh, no, it's the big bang. Yeah. You're thinking about black cox when you said. You're the great, the big bang. Like, she mixed in big black cockney. The BBB.
Starting point is 00:45:58 Yeah. Yeah, the big, no, I can't say it. The big bang. Yeah, I don't believe in it. The big bang. theory? Well, if you read up on it's... Makes sense.
Starting point is 00:46:08 So shit just came out of nowhere and just blew up? Do you guys think there was some dinosaurs? Well, now we're getting into the real podcast shut. I don't know. I don't think Kenneth believes it. Well, those bones, as you see in museums, are not bones or replicas of everything. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:24 Only like, they said only like maybe three to four, seven percent of the skeletal remains you see in the museum. It's actual dinosaur. The left is left to your imagination. yeah what about you know i do believe in dinosaurs yeah you think we what do you think killed them that big the bpc the bee the b b b b b b b a big comet to hit the planet yeah so you believe the big black comet is the what yeah yeah you know i wish she was like an ugly bitch doesn't be so much it's
Starting point is 00:47:03 fucking easy yeah a big fat ugly bitch this podcast would go as a breeze we take a fucking break or is this the next question coming on people I'm gonna ask her something more intellectual oh yeah let me sit up for this that means you're about to ask her something very stupid
Starting point is 00:47:33 That's what I'm used to. I can't think of nothing. You can't think of anything intellectual. Nothing intellectual. Until it comes upon that screen. Hey, so what's it like when you get up? Like, how is your, do you plan your own days or what's the first thing you think about when you get up? How do you plan out your days?
Starting point is 00:47:54 What's the thing I think about when I wake up? I know it's caught. No, you know, I'm really quite, I do like to, especially on this trip, I've liked to, to organize days with people and stuff like that and what I'm up to um I like I'm quite creative with what kind of content I do and things like that and that takes a lot of planning so yeah I do you have to kind of think ahead are you think about moving to the US yeah I want to get does any you guys want to marry me so I can get my like green card thing oh is that how I work what about you guys in the back you still takeers you still let out there from the Mexicans I am I
Starting point is 00:48:33 trying to get like a work visa. I think it'd be sick to move out here. You can't get a work visa? Because pornography is, it's legal. I know, I've got to prove to Trump, but, you know, I'm worth his while. I got to be careful with Trump. You'd grab you by the pussy. You know what, though, I think I'd be an asset to the country. Yeah, I think you were. Well, at least I'd bring in the taxes. Yeah. I mean, you bring you something to our GDP out here.
Starting point is 00:49:03 Exactly. You know, I'm actually helping the mood of the country by sucking all these guys off. Yeah. You know? Tell me that's not a helping economy. I can't tell what you being seriously. Hey, so,
Starting point is 00:49:20 you don't have like a main sexual partner. No, I know. You don't, do you want one? So, hold on, I'm going somewhere with this. Like, you don't have a man, like, it's easy for us. We have wives and stuff. So when you want to have sex, what do you do? Do you like go through your DMs, hey, you know, how do you put?
Starting point is 00:49:37 Yeah, I have a lot of guys on the roster. And then I also, there's like a few guys that I fuck who are in the adult industry that I fuck off camera and things like that. But yeah, I usually probably have sex I want today. Do you say you have a roster? A roster, yeah, like a roster guys. Just like hit them up and things like that. That's very responsible because a lot of people might assume you go out there, you want to fuck. I had a friend at Target.
Starting point is 00:50:03 She said she used to do that. What, got to running guys and be like, she would just go into a Walmart and to a target. I feel like men would feel like they're being caught out. Yeah. I mean, I think it's easy for a woman to go out and just have sex with a random stranger. Like, if I go up to like a random girl, it's like, man, you're fucking.
Starting point is 00:50:19 If I wanted to, I could probably have sex in the next like 20 minutes. Looking at around the room. What did you just say? She's talking shit is what she's saying No, I'm saying I'm not wondering about you guys But you guys have got some stuff
Starting point is 00:50:35 If I really want Like as a girl If I really wanted to have sex I could have sex in the next Like 20 minutes If I wanted to I'd have sex in like three seconds 20 minutes
Starting point is 00:50:46 I don't know if I have to graph to you guys Huh I didn't know if I have to graph you guys Graph what's that? Like work Like yeah like work for it Oh More English problem
Starting point is 00:50:58 Sorry Yeah Yeah. Graff, shagging. I'm going away on holiday. It's like the vacation. Yeah. So when you're going back to the UK?
Starting point is 00:51:12 Don't look at that. That's a stupid question. Yeah, I wasn't going to even fucking ask that. I was like, you can't come up with nothing better than that? That was awful. That's a lot. Like it's, what? I'm dead asking a that question.
Starting point is 00:51:32 Is that what you usually ask your guests on here? I would have never asked you that. That's the last thing in my mind is quefin. I don't have that problem with... What? He was going to say he doesn't have more problem with queffin. Sorry, what was the next question? See, he ruined my train of thought with that.
Starting point is 00:52:05 What was we talking about? UK. UK. So when are you planning on going back to UK? you right after this or you got stuff 20th yeah yeah must be scary man flying nowadays you see all the planes falling out of the damn sky this is really what we're gonna talk about no i've never seen a plane not a fall out of the sky that's been i saw one the other day i've seen three of us that's fake news love no man fake news like gullible no you want them you're on the
Starting point is 00:52:35 people on the internet they're fucking smoke this fire this everything is really yeah it's Yeah. Maybe I don't, I don't watch enough the news to be fair. Maybe. Actually, I don't care to watch it though. I was going to say maybe that's America Prove-on. I had a great question.
Starting point is 00:52:51 I totally forgot what I was. How much spunked you quiff out your pussy? Was that it? Why do you think some women don't like to swallow? Swallow. Maybe they don't like the taste of it. Maybe they find it degrading. Was it an acquired taste for you?
Starting point is 00:53:07 Or do it the first time you're like... I think it's acquired taste. 100%. It's like beer. So you had to suffer it. a few before you got used to it. No, I just like to straight out the back, but I know some friends who don't like the taste of it.
Starting point is 00:53:19 Well, I heard you drink pineapple juice or eat a lot of pineapples. It tastes like pineapple. Yeah, I have heard that. Yeah, you should try that. Have all the guys. Yeah, in the waiting room, I can have them all have like a pint of pineapple juice. Oh, pint. While you're waiting, drink that?
Starting point is 00:53:36 Yeah. One of my friends actually used to this thing with his girlfriend, where he would, they'd eat different things and then have to then guess what they've been eating. That sounds disgusting. As in like from their spunk. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:54 You would never guess what I eat. What I eat? That green shit. Sorry. The really tasty green juice. The super tasty green juice you got that. Hey, so, you should say like that
Starting point is 00:54:09 makes your spunk taste great or something like that. That'd be fine. I'm just advertising. What is you gonna say? I forgot. She just totally killed my. Sorry, sorry. Sorry.
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Starting point is 00:54:57 I'm over here getting brain free. What's good with cold water? It's like a smoothie. Oh, man, I feel something move. Oh, man. Go to optimal human.com forward slash heart twins. And now try Optimal Human for Fulner. this is probably like the most awkward fucking conversation you ever had huh
Starting point is 00:55:24 don't go right did you have to do that put your legs up on a table like I was pushing my shoes on you walk around without a bodyguard putting your legs up around two negroes a let no of three knee rows in a Lebanese you just ask you're all good guys Are there? Yeah. Great guys. Hey, can I ask you a personal question? Sure.
Starting point is 00:55:56 Were these not personal questions? Yeah, but a lot of people don't like to talk about money and finances. Go on, hit me with that. Yeah. Well, I read an article, you made $43 million your first year? I think that was somebody else. There was somebody else? Yeah, that wasn't me.
Starting point is 00:56:10 I can tell you that. That wasn't me, sadly. I kind of wish I did. How much do you, on average, earn per month? That's too personal. That's too personal. It's like a cock. It's not personal.
Starting point is 00:56:20 So I actually don't tend to talk much about money Because I just find it a bit You know what I mean? You know someone's always going on about money And how much they make it's like, all right, sure, now Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I make a good amount
Starting point is 00:56:37 I'm sure you do Yeah Yeah But I'll tell you how much I made in my first seven-month-finali fans When I was like 19 Because I'd say that The first 24 hours made two grand And then
Starting point is 00:56:49 24 hours. Yeah. Oh, when you very first started. Yeah, the first ever day I saw it is, in 24 hours I made two grand. And then I think that first month I made about 14, 15 grand. The first month when nobody knew who you were. Yeah. So I can only imagine.
Starting point is 00:57:03 Yeah. Do you give any money to a charity? Hell no. No, I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm trying to paint you as this night person. I'm not joking. You know, I definitely try to hurt where I can and stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:57:17 I mean, a lot of my events I do think of, like, charity. events. Yeah. Yeah. Helping the unfuckable get fucked. What are you having these dweets and he's looses, bust nuts? That's good enough. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:28 Yeah. I should name that. Helping the unfuckable get fucked. They probably, I bet you're some of the lot of guys like, maybe that's your next genre. You just talking shit to these guys. What? Like talking down to them?
Starting point is 00:57:40 Mm-hmm. Degrad him. A piece of fucking shit. Yeah. Just the only fucking pussy you're going to get for the next three months. Some of what you got. them would fucking love that. Yeah, I'm sure they would.
Starting point is 00:57:52 A lot of women into Dominic, what's it called? Dominatrix, yeah. Have you heard of Fendom as well, like pay pigs? What's that? So some guys are into like giving their money away. So I'd be like, write your fucking loser, get your wallet out. You fucking work for me. Like, that money is mine.
Starting point is 00:58:11 Wow. And it's just like, give me a money. Yeah. You don't fucking deserve this. You work for me, my little. was a pay pig. It's just basically like degrading, but like in a financial way.
Starting point is 00:58:25 I can see what it would be a turn on for a lot of men. Really? I'm just saying. I can't see. Open your mind. Why would that? Why would that be a turn on? Well, it's where it's coming from.
Starting point is 00:58:37 Like if you're as a fat, ugly bicks, they're probably punch you in the face. But since you're like attracted, like, oh my gosh, she's talking shit to me. Yeah. You know? That's what I'm saying. I think, yeah, it's probably the way you say it more.
Starting point is 00:58:47 Yeah. Yeah. Do you just sleep with men? Do you sleep with women too? Yeah, sleep with women. Yeah. Which one, if you had to pick one. Yeah, probably men.
Starting point is 00:58:58 Men? Yeah. I don't know. I go through phases of like in women, modern men or other women. They both got the pros and cons. Yeah, exactly. You know what though? I'd love to like, things with guys is like, I want to sleep with someone who, like, I don't have to talk to.
Starting point is 00:59:14 I think that's the worst part about sex that I'm having to talk to them. So, like, I think it's easier to do. up with guys than women. Oh really? Like girls, you've got to chat him up a bit and... Girls are more personal connection with women. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:26 Yeah. With a guy, you could probably invite him around and not say a word and suck his cog. Yeah. He's totally happy. Yeah, exactly. Because that, for me, sometimes stops me from getting a guy around because it's like, oh, fucking I've got to actually talk to them. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:59:42 And then they've got to, like, they might be sleep round or something like that, and you've got to deal with him in the morning. It's just a bit of an act. I'd rather just like get to the sex and then once he comes leave. Yeah, yeah. Then you have to deal with jealousy too. Who you find more jealous, women or men? I don't really know because I haven't been in a relationship.
Starting point is 01:00:04 So like I don't get any kind of jealousy or anything like that. There's no attachment. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Have you ever did anything with trans person? I haven't actually. Does that turn you off, trans? Like a trans woman? I think so.
Starting point is 01:00:19 Like a woman and has got a cock? Someone who hasn't transitioned. I don't know. Because I've never been with someone who's trans. Mm-hmm. Maybe some... I don't know. I'd fuck anyone, so I can't really say anything.
Starting point is 01:00:36 Yeah. I mean, that could be... I don't know. What about you guys? What if someone, a trans woman, fully transitioned? Couldn't really tell it. Couldn't tell? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:48 I would know, though. Yeah, true. As soon as I'll stick it in. How can they fully transition though? Yeah, I know you wouldn't notice. So as you look at that operator, like, man, I know you're a fucking dude. That looks like a fucking belly button. It wouldn't look right.
Starting point is 01:01:06 You could tell, totally tell. Just like if a woman transition. And you guys on into trans people. Hmm? On into trans people. I mean, I see some of these trans and women. They look to like women. I'm attracted to them because they're women, but I wouldn't pursue it past that because.
Starting point is 01:01:18 You're not attracted to men. No. No, no one bit. Why would I be attracted to a man when I got women to walk around like, you? I asked gay men, they said they look at pictures. Man, what are we talking about? I have got one question. They, but I said, man, why are you gay men?
Starting point is 01:01:37 You know, women like Lily Phillips walk around. Why don't you want you to sleep with a deal? Because it's not a choice. It's not choice. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. He said it's born that way.
Starting point is 01:01:47 Yeah, yeah. I think sexuality, for the most part, I know I understand. People say they're born that way. but it's it's based on how you were raised what were your surroundings like i firmly think if me and my brother was raised by two gay guys would be homosexual i don't think that's true at all yeah no i think more often not i would say majority of us would turn out homosexual because that's what you're surrounding you're going to soak up your surrounding like if yeah if that was like the norm like being
Starting point is 01:02:17 gay was norm most people would be gay and straight people i guess they wouldn't be straight anymore but They will be the queers. Yeah, they would be the queers. Yeah, yeah. I think majority of people are straight because of society. Yeah. Mm. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:02:35 I don't think about that. Yeah. Would you, have you guys ever fuck someone together? Yeah, we've done that. Yeah. How many times? A lot of times. Well, we probably did it more.
Starting point is 01:02:46 But he doesn't like performing in front of me. He says it's gay. That is pretty gay. No, it's not. He tells me. to stop cockster. Wait, oh my god, I've got another question. We were young when we did that.
Starting point is 01:03:01 I was like, kill, stop looking at me. So you feel more comfortable to do it now? Yeah, I told him to leave. I said, go wait in the bathroom. That's so funny. Oh, wait, I've got another question. Oh, I bet you get this all the time. Do your cops look at the same?
Starting point is 01:03:20 Yeah. I would think so. That's crazy. Yeah, everything. had that question answered. Yeah. Do you know, do you know any other twins? Mm-mm.
Starting point is 01:03:30 We're actually mirror twins. I'm left-handed. He's right-handed. I don't know what the fuck that means. Typically when you're a twin, you're typical identical twins or fraternal twins, you're born at the same time, but you look a little like, but you're not identical. Well, fraternal. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:47 Oh, yeah, because there's like identical, you're like actually identical, or you can be like just really, really look alike twins. Yeah. Like some twins did the town. And you guys are like really, really look alike. Yeah. So he's left, he's right-handed. I'm left-handed.
Starting point is 01:04:02 We're considered mirror twins. So you guys at one point were one egg. And now you're two. I think that's how it works. Yeah. It is. I think, I think it is. Like the egg splits.
Starting point is 01:04:13 Like if it don't fully split, then you like. Yeah. Sobi sweet. Kill was like sitting out my back. We only got one cock together. You feel like you? get sucked off. But when it fully splits, you have, like...
Starting point is 01:04:31 That's got to be hell about if you just had one body and two hands and one cock. Now, because that'd be jokes because you'd be with your best friend 24-7, you'd experience everything together. It'd be... Well, at one time, at one... At some time or another, I want to have some alone time. What would you right hand? I wake up this fucking right-up between...
Starting point is 01:04:50 You're... It's bad enough. We got a shirt cock with that guy. Look, we stop his twigs. We got one cock. I'm getting stuck you're like, oh, dude, you're growing in too. It's just two ass like, oh, oh, this feels good. It'd also be like, you know, in the morning when you have a wank,
Starting point is 01:05:10 and like one of you starts, you're like, you're still kind of asleep and the other one starts wanking off and you're like, that'd be kind of nice. Your other twin wanking you up because then it feel like someone else. You'd be like, stop and I'm trying to get some sleep. Yeah, yeah. And this is nuts. That'd be crazy.
Starting point is 01:05:27 I could not imagine that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You guys don't really have much different personalities either, do you? Did you very much grow up together like... Man, who's podcast? Is it always yours?
Starting point is 01:05:39 No, let it keep asking. What are you guys? Like, you know when you guys grew up, did you go up, did your parents put you in the same outfits? And like really, really... Yeah, that's like a twin thing? Yeah. Name tags. Is that a bit annoying?
Starting point is 01:05:50 Did you each have a color? Yeah, I said, Mom, I'm tired of this shit. And that's why you wore slightly different tops today. Yeah, we used to wear the same shit with name tags. Name tags? Yeah. Oh, that's true. My mom thought it's cute.
Starting point is 01:06:03 The next at school really love that shit. Now, but I bet that's why you guys were shy because you had each other. So you never had to be outgoing. I think you learn to be confident when you know, you're at school and you're like, I have to make friends. So I have to be confident. You need to push yourself. You guys didn't.
Starting point is 01:06:18 Yeah, no. Do you have any siblings? I have one older brother. Yeah. Yeah. How much older? Yeah. Oh, just a year?
Starting point is 01:06:28 Just a year. Yeah. Oh, you're pretty close? Yeah, yeah, we're quite close. Oh, cool, cool. Do y'all look alike or do you can tell y'all brother and sister? I think so. I think he do look quite alike, obviously.
Starting point is 01:06:38 Often y'all chat. Does he encourage you? I say once a week. Yeah. I wouldn't say encourage, but he, he, what did he say to me the other day? He was just like, man, I don't care who you fucking. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:06:53 He's just like, why would I care who my sister folks? Right, yeah, right, yeah, right. That's funny. He should be happy. Why do you think so many men are like, like, confidence or like in sales? Why do you think so many men are in sales? Probably because they can't get women, they're losers. And that's probably why they hate women because they can't get us.
Starting point is 01:07:14 Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I think especially these days with a lot of online technology, people become more indoors and less social. They don't have to be social because you can just be at home, play on your PlayStation. Yeah. Have you came across these podcasts? they have a lot of the red pill ones
Starting point is 01:07:31 yeah yeah yeah I went on that one podcast what it's called whatever I went on the whatever one oh you did it was worse eight hours
Starting point is 01:07:41 of my life you were on eight hours it's too much isn't it wow yeah eight hours that's crazy I hated it I think as well that that was like
Starting point is 01:07:51 the last time I gone not that I just think that I wouldn't never say this on the podcast because then they'd start being like but I
Starting point is 01:07:58 I think they bring women on to belittle them. And that's the help point. But I know that that's my purpose on that podcast is to look stupid. Right. And so I don't mind because I'm there for my own gain. Mm-hmm. But I think some women don't understand that the men are going to try and like annoy them and try and make them look like idiots.
Starting point is 01:08:20 So they're using you, but you're actually using them. Yeah, yeah. Just come on there. They've noticed, they try to. I've noticed, they try to. come off like they're trying to help you but exactly. They're so disingenuous the whole point to get you on the show
Starting point is 01:08:34 is to make you like a idiot. I think it's more of a jealous thing than trying to help you. Well, I think they just know it's going to the social media is going to do well. You know, if some girl starts kicking off. Marketing for them. And I don't think you realize as well like they have so much more time
Starting point is 01:08:50 to plan. Like they know what they're going to start talking about on the podcast. You come in there blind. They tell you they're going to be there for four hours. They don't give you any kind of indication as to what you're going to be debating about. So you can't do any research. The main guy sits there with a fucking laptop and researches as you're fucking talking. So of course he's got the stats and he is going to out debate you because you're there for them to push you in a corner. Yeah, exactly, exactly. Gotcha moments. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Especially on a set for eight hours. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:20 You don't really, like you get tired. They do that to agitate you. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly that. It's exactly that. Yeah. And then as soon as you're like, right, I don't, I don't really want to like, I don't want to be here any longer. Like, right, she's walking out, you know, she's storming out. Right. That's what they want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Being like, you're a coward. It's like, no, maybe I don't want to sit on a podcast for eight hours. I ain't got any more to fucking chat about. I feel like I'm so used to shagging. I'm not used to talking, so.
Starting point is 01:09:50 Right. Hard for me. When you, when you decide to go on a podcast, do you vet these people? No, an out-to-dead experience? No, not really. That's why I'm here. No, I'm joking. I'm joking. No, I'm joking.
Starting point is 01:10:03 No, but... I believe you because you walk around with no body going. No, I just, I see what's what's popping. And as well, I try to get, I try to watch clips and stuff like that and, like, videos of what the general gist is of the podcast and what I'm getting myself into. Because I did an interview with Candace Owen as well. And I was like, oh, my God. This bitch is about to rip you in it. asshole.
Starting point is 01:10:28 That's fascinating because you don't walk away from any request to be interviewed or anything. I try to do as much as possible. I'm one of them people that I don't really like to say no to things and I always think you never know what's going to come out of a situation. Like this podcast could blow up and do numbers and do really well for me and like, you know, if I was a bit like, I can't really ask to drive to Vegas, then I would have lost that opportunity. I think especially in this kind of industry, doing the most does have. like taking every opportunity you can what do you do you think you took anything away from
Starting point is 01:11:01 when Candace interviewed you not a lot just a few followers you got what you want yeah hell yeah have you um after an interview have you were you able to from any interview ever did did you walk away oh that was I'm glad I did this interview oh I learned something you guys are really fun to talk too. There's just like sometimes you just vibe with people and you're just like having a good time. And you know, sometimes I forget there's a camera there and I'm like, I need to, oh, there's a bit of it sometimes. Open book. Yeah, yeah. And then I get say things that get in trouble sometimes. I don't know, just some really funny ones. I went on stiff socks recently. They were class. Yeah. But I've never come away being like, I have knowledge and power. Usually it's just pointless shit that we talk about.
Starting point is 01:11:55 Right, right, well, how many guys have spunked in your pussy that's made you quief? Those are the usual questions. Right. Which I don't mind. I don't mind talking about it. Like, I think it's funny. Is there anything in the industry you, like, refused to, like, in one of your videos, did you ever turn down anything?
Starting point is 01:12:12 And now I'm not going to do that. Like, it's something that's, I'm absolutely not entertaining that. The one thing I'll never, ever, ever do is shit content, like, Scat. Oh, yeah. I'm not playing with my pillow. I'm not shitting on camera. Yeah. That's just like, I just think that's disgusting myself.
Starting point is 01:12:28 Let's talk about this now. Let's say R. Kelly gets out of prison. He'd pay you $20 million to piss on you. Oh, I've been pissed on. I've drunk pissed. Oh, you just want to do poop. You've drunk piss? Yeah, there's a video of me and porn have drinking piss.
Starting point is 01:12:40 Drinking piss? Yeah. Was he hydrated at least? Yeah, really, really hydrated. Oh. Is that? You wouldn't do it if he's dehydrated. You've been drinking tea.
Starting point is 01:12:54 No, I want to. I was telling this guy I was like because I'm into piss I like it and it's hot and um we were doing the scene whatever we finished and he was like do you want me to pissing your mouth I was like hell yeah this guy the pee where in my mouth oh this guy hadn't drank anything in like two days I'm sure of it it was generally like yellow piss that dude was pissing out kidney stuff yeah I was like what the fuck is this don't like don't offer to piss in my mouth if it's not clear yeah right I feel like that's the right the usual that's You each other catch a kidney store or anything.
Starting point is 01:13:28 So that's like sexual to you, that it turns you on? Yeah. I think it comes from like, I find squirting really hot. And I guess squirting and pissing is similar. And I find it quite, I think it's because it's so dirty.
Starting point is 01:13:41 That's why I find it hot. Yeah. As well, I think, do you ever, you know, when you're horny and you also need a piss, it makes you like more horny if you need a piss, I think. But, I mean, that's for me.
Starting point is 01:13:53 as I associate piss and horniness. Is your bladder never full? And you're like, it makes you come so much quicker because you've got full blood. Yeah. Your blood will fall. No, you feel like you have to urge the peeve. Like, your dick is already hoiled.
Starting point is 01:14:08 I'm going to go ahead and d'n pee. But that's not common. I feel like that's common for me. It's coming for her. You just going wrong with the fuck she says. No, not. As well. You know what did that?
Starting point is 01:14:21 No. So you go to the bathroom every time. before you go. I'm totally empty. Yeah? I'm not going to be like, oh, hold on, I've got to go take a piss.
Starting point is 01:14:30 You do that? Sometimes I don't think about it and then I have to go to the bathroom, but it makes you, like she said, it makes you comfort. That's just piss-poor planning right now. As well, I think for girls,
Starting point is 01:14:42 the thing is that if you've got a full bladder, it's then pressing on your G-spot and does make you hornyer. Oh, okay. I think that's a fine time. I don't have one of those. You've got a prostate.
Starting point is 01:14:51 So you You say like squirting and urinating is like the same thing You said it's the same thing almost Well they look similar visually It's the same sensation I don't think it's the same sensation But I think visually they look similar Well maybe it's a horse
Starting point is 01:15:11 What the hell are you talking about? Am I if this going on your head Am I getting too deep for you You don't get it if it's a horse No, but when a girl squirts, it's not urine. It's actually some kind of fluid That builds up in them Oh, you're talking about when a girl squirts
Starting point is 01:15:31 No shit, Kevin. I thought she was talking about something else. Right? I think she was talking about something else. No, she wasn't. Who are you? No, I think squirt and pissing looks visually the same.
Starting point is 01:15:41 Yeah, but a woman squirting is not urine. You know that, right? What? When a woman squirts? I didn't know we were talking about women squirting. Well, who else is squirting? Who else is squirting?
Starting point is 01:15:52 Dick squirting piss. No. Kevin, what the hell is wrong with you? That's what I was thinking. Lily, have you squirred? Yes, I do squirt. It's different than piss? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:09 Well, there's a... People argue about this. There's not really, like, come. It's like yearn when women... Well, there's a small percentage of piss in squirt. Right. So the consistency is different. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:23 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I remember when I was in rank-quard. I don't think it feels any different. Like, it still feels just like watery. It's like a bit more creepy. It's not like thick like cum or nothing. Have you guys never seen someone squirt?
Starting point is 01:16:33 I've seen it. I've actually had a girl do that when I was like 19. I thought the bitch was pissing on me. What the fuck are you doing? I didn't know. It was like I was young. Yeah. I didn't know what the hell's going on.
Starting point is 01:16:45 I've never been a woman did that. Have you not seen it important? Yeah, I've seen it important. What's the percentage of women that can squirt in your opinion? I may it. Why would I know that? I don't know. I mean, you do work in. I mean, just like,
Starting point is 01:17:00 most women can't do that, right? I don't know. I think, I think everyone's got it in them. Yeah, they got it in them. That's where I heard too. But I think it's a, to meet yourself, it's like a different way. Yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:17:14 Mate. We're getting in deep now. Yeah, we're getting intellectual, huh? Yeah. What percentage of women? Cause like my older brother says he can make any woman squared. Every woman he's got. And he talks shit to him.
Starting point is 01:17:34 I'm like, man. Yeah. How many brothers have you guys got? Just one. Just one. And then you two, no sisters. I was gonna say you guys. We have a sister.
Starting point is 01:17:43 We're the youngest. Aw. Still old as hell, but yeah. The youngest. What do your family look like? Bunch of half-breed Negroes. Light skiing, good hang You guys are really young for 50 though
Starting point is 01:18:00 Yeah, yeah Do you get that a lot? Mm-hmm I hope it stays the way It does? Yeah How would I look like 40? Nah, younger
Starting point is 01:18:10 Yeah, yeah, yeah 25? I say like 30 Yeah, 30 30 Yeah, 30 Yeah, and British Y'all don't, y'all
Starting point is 01:18:18 It's no such thing as a T in the UK Yeah, like water How you said? Water Yeah, water Yeah, she puts Some people say, But like 30.
Starting point is 01:18:27 30. 30. 30. 30. You know what's funny? Like, I got out the rain core and I couldn't find a job. Remember? Why is this going?
Starting point is 01:18:38 I went to. Follow now. It was like this ad. I'm locking in. Yeah, it was this ad in the paper and it was like for a porn audition. When you didn't go for it? Yeah. We went together.
Starting point is 01:18:53 And, um, we went in this like little place right you guys were going to audition together yeah yeah you guys are actually like simi's twins what do you not do anything on your own no it's just crazy it's always been like like if it was another lily it'd be like your best friend because you think the same everything's the same i feel like i find her a bit annoying
Starting point is 01:19:14 I would you probably try to kill that bitch yeah either if you if you're twins you either uh best friends or you hate each other Really? Yeah. I know this. Yeah. I know the female twins.
Starting point is 01:19:26 That bitch trying to sell more dick than me. Like you stealing. You're stealing my dick. I'd love to fuck with like a sister. I mean, if I had like a twin like you guys. Because I think it's not as weird if you guys are twins. Because like you guys do everything together. So it wouldn't be weird for you guys to have sex together.
Starting point is 01:19:45 Mm-hmm. But yeah, sorry, carry him. Weird for me. So wait, so you guys went into this porn. Yeah, we went to this porn audition. And it was like, drop. No, we fucking long story short. Well, let me take
Starting point is 01:19:59 the fucking story. They went sorry, we don't take small guys. You don't think they gave me a job? You don't think they don't think she don't think they gave us the job. And you guys say us, oh my God! That's what I used to look like. Oh my God. Man, why you pull their picture?
Starting point is 01:20:18 Jade, Jane, look at this. Jade would have fucked you both. Yeah. Sorry, not on the podcast. I can't pull down on the podcast That's not me anymore That's totally too different black man No way
Starting point is 01:20:31 No that's not you guys Surely not Yeah When I was in a fitness Bodybuilding Yeah That's crazy Wait so did you get your job
Starting point is 01:20:39 Huh Did you get the job No I walked out I was scared my mama's gonna say Not that my mom was gonna say My cousins would say And they would tell my mom Hey your twin boys
Starting point is 01:20:51 Doing porn Yeah you guys would be so recognized you guys would have absolutely like skyrocketed in the porn industry. Two twins, they would have gone crazy. There's no superstar. There's never been two twins, I swear. Sorry, I'm going to cough. Don't put it on me.
Starting point is 01:21:07 Did you cuff come up? Did you cough up some scenes? It's like some white stuff spurts out. Hey, you went to the Avian Awards? It's the first time you went? Yeah. How was that experience? A bit boring, if I'm honest.
Starting point is 01:21:21 Yeah. Really? No. A bunch of sales walk around? I mean the actual awards. It just goes on for quite a while. I'm a bit like, I can't keep my attention on something for too long. But the convention was really from because you like meeting all funds and stuff like that and everyone's kind of crazy. You like taking pictures?
Starting point is 01:21:44 Well fans. She don't like taking no damn pictures, but like, hmm. Take the picture. Gas Walker, look at this, oh my God. I took a picture of Lily. He's walking away, looking. He said, look at this loser. No, it was so funny.
Starting point is 01:22:03 As well, like, I don't meet many fans, you know. Oh, really? Because we used to do fitness expos, and we would have, like, thousands of people in our lives. It's crazy, isn't it? It's crazy. You'd be exhausted. Yeah, it's really exhausting.
Starting point is 01:22:14 Sorry, I'm going to. Can I have some water? Yeah, sure. Is that okay? Sorry, I've got a cough. We can wrap it up in the next five minutes. Sorry. That is fun
Starting point is 01:22:24 Snuck in my throat That is fucking nuts Sorry We're back How tall are you? 5 a.m. I've got these heels on them I'm about as tall as you guys
Starting point is 01:22:42 With the heels on you Yeah how tall are you guys About 6 o'clock About 6 2 We used to be 6 2 We've 50 now You're so shrinking Oh probably 511
Starting point is 01:22:51 No we're probably like 6 1 Yeah That's a good high That's a good height Do you Is that like a deal break for you? No You can't have like a 5 foot 6
Starting point is 01:23:02 boyfriend right No I fucked I fucked Ficked a midget literally last week A midget I'll show you this way I'll fuck this guy His name's tiny smalls He's so nice
Starting point is 01:23:12 Tiny Smalls Yeah You know I noticed about I looked at it Just to get my humor myself All of them got big cops They actually have Show the camera
Starting point is 01:23:23 Yeah That right there Fuck Oh, oh, no, don't show that. Oh. Thank you. Let me see it. You can get it.
Starting point is 01:23:36 He's good. He's got a big cock, though. Honey can't see it. I don't think. Yeah, let me see some penetration. Hey, you cut the only child. This dude is. Holy shit.
Starting point is 01:23:56 Yeah? Yeah. Dude's head biggest thing on him. He's nice. Which dude? No, that's not tiny small. Fuck him That guy looks like a fucking elf
Starting point is 01:24:10 I'll show a photo With us clothed I've got a photo of us clothes Oh yeah he's Does that hell Oh yeah He looks so happy Like a kid in a candy store
Starting point is 01:24:29 I actually fucked him on a podcast On a podcast Yeah We were like chatting And I was like I want to see if you got a big dick Because like you just never know And he for sure did telling you, man, life is like a box of chocolates.
Starting point is 01:24:43 Exactly. That's what I've been trying to say. You never know. You know, he might have drawn the short straw with his height, but definitely not with his cock size. Yeah, he's walking around like a six foot nine person's cock, ain't he? Six foot one. Yeah, six one. Do you guys have pretty big cocks?
Starting point is 01:25:08 I've never had any complaints. Would you, if you slept with somebody, you're like, man, that's a small cock. I couldn't feel anything, would you? Have you ever told a guy? No, no, no, no. I'd never tell a guy. No, you don't tell a guy that.
Starting point is 01:25:22 He'll fucking kill her. Yeah, they'll kill themselves. Yeah. You can't do that. What's wrong with you? That's like telling the girl, fucking out you've got a loose pussy, babe. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:32 That'd be a bit, especially, like, just after you've spunked, you get a bit sad. You know, and you get post-knock clarity, and she's gone, couldn't feel a thing, babe. Yeah. That'd crush you. You would never recover, you know that?
Starting point is 01:25:50 It'd be like two weeks you're coming out, like, oh, I'm recovering. Then you'd pop back in your hand, then you're like, fuck it. Yeah, it'd be one of them ones where, like, you know, when you're in the shower or late at night where you're just up and you're like, ready to go sleep. It just pops in your head of this girl going, couldn't feel a thing. Yeah. Do you think you're loose? Probably, yeah, I think so.
Starting point is 01:26:18 I've taken some of the world's biggest cock, you know? What's the biggest you've had? On the regular dreads. Let me show you. Yeah, I'm going to see this cock. I'm just joking. I'm just joking, Lily. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:26:34 I'll get it off because it's ginormous. It's like a freak of nature. Yeah. Pardon? You want to have to show me a picture. No, no. Give me the subs. I'll get it up.
Starting point is 01:26:48 I just let my imagination go wild. You can't show me no big black cock. Let me find it. Where is it? I'll be my files. Oh, you keep it on your phone. Don't lose that fucking phone. Damn, you got so many pictures.
Starting point is 01:27:08 You can't even find this shit. What the fuck? It's all ass. She needs to put lotion on it, bitch. That big. Black, as she cut. You show the camera. Now we're good.
Starting point is 01:27:22 That's you. Look. Did you enjoy that? That was too much for me. Yeah. I think I'd bit more than I could chew. Right. Literally.
Starting point is 01:27:34 He'd be perfect mate for a horse. Exactly. Yeah. Too much. I bet you guys like that have a hard time fun and stupid girlfriends. This is the thing as well. People say like they want the biggest cock ever, Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:47 You know, if you're like that guy. You just want a nice size. Yeah. Yeah. You need, this is what you need. Listen now, lock him. Five inches thicker than average, boom. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:01 It's thickness over length. Yeah. And also, if you've got a small cock, just learn how to lick pussy and you'll be fine, trust me. Yeah. That's my advice to all that your listeners. Hey, there's, you can start giving classes. Have a bunch of little dick motherfuckers coming in. So if it's like just four inches long, right, but it's like three inches wide, that'd do the deal.
Starting point is 01:28:24 Oh, that would do it. Yeah. I've never seen a cook like that, though. That's a weird looking clock. Four inches long, three inches wide. Fucking a damn. Sounds like a doorknaw. It's like a big cucumber and chopped it bitch in half.
Starting point is 01:28:37 Well, cucumbers got some length to it. I said chop it in half, though, Kim. But they still got links to it. Four inches long, three inches wide? That looks like a wedge. What's three inches that long? So that thick? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:50 I think that would be a bit too thick for me. Yeah, it's a bit too thick. That's a damn lights all bog. Well, that's about four inches. I'd say, I'd say like... This is too thick, right? Yeah. I'd say, honestly...
Starting point is 01:29:02 Can't even get the head in your mouth. No, that looks quite thick actually. Yeah. I don't know. If I can't fit it in my mouth, I don't want it in my pussy. Really? I don't believe you. That shit will fuck you up.
Starting point is 01:29:18 As well, I think about the poor guys. that have the really big cocks because they'll never be able to, you know, have the enjoyment of having their cock deep throat and having their balls licked at the same time. And one of life's greatest predators, really. You definitely couldn't just lead the nuts hanging out with the... You have to go to the emergency room. You said have the cocks slam down and licking the nuts at the same time.
Starting point is 01:29:44 So you're like deep-throat in and licking their balls. Jesus. Yeah, that sounds great. That's what I mean. I feel sorry for guys who've got big coxley can't enjoy that. Yeah. Quite sad, really. She'll make a charity.
Starting point is 01:30:02 She's all down and sad. And the end of the podcast on the sad note. Yeah. My heart goes out to you, ma'am. This has been great. Hey, where can people find you? Yeah, you'll fight. Lily Phillips.
Starting point is 01:30:19 Just search up Lily Phillips. You'll figure it out. Little Phillips. Sound. It's a damn good show. Yeah. Is that the outro? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:31 Do you start, how you finish it?

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