Hodgetwins Podcast - Viral UK 'Creator' LILY PHILLIPS Comes To Las Vegas... | Twins Pod - Episode 56 - Lily Philips
Episode Date: March 14, 2025In only a year, Lily Philips has become a worldwide viral sensation and a household name, for real. An OF girl has never been so controversial as her since she did 101 guys in less than 24 hours. We a...re honestly fascinated by her. Why is she doing this? What is she going to do next? What won't she say yes to? We ask her all of that and more!Join this channel to get access to perks:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX8lCshQmMN0dUc0JmQYDdg/joinGet your Twins merch and have a chance to win our Dodge Ram Trump 47 Edition & 10K in cash - https://officialhodgetwins.com/Get Optimal Human, your all in one daily nutritional supplement - https://optimalhuman.com/Want to be a guest on the Twins Pod? Contact us at bookings@twinspod.comDownload Free Twins Pod Content - https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1_iNb2RYwHUisypEjkrbZ3nFoBK8k60COFollow Twins Pod Everywhere -X - https://twitter.com/TheTwinsPodInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/thetwinspod/Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/twinspodTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@twinspodYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX8lCshQmMN0dUc0JmQYDdgRumble - https://rumble.com/c/TwinsPodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/79BWPxHPWnijyl4lf8vWVu?si=03960b3a8b6b4f74Apple - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/twins-pod/id173123281001:53 - Lilly Does Not Care About Anything05:42 - The Twins Lost Their Virginity At The Same Time...08:02 - What Does He Family Think?13:00 - Does Size Matter15:46 - 100 Guys In 1 Day21:54 - What Race of Guys Does She Go For?25:08 - 1000 Men In One Day?29:04 - C** Walk…35:04 - Porn Industry Vs Onlyfans?38:10 - Why Does Lilly Take It To Such Extremes?41:52 - Does She Like The Taste?44:21 - People Trying To Intervene On Lilly47:49 - A Day In The Life Of Lilly57:04 - Is Lilly A Charity Worker?1:01:26 - How Can Men Be Gay? & Siamese Twins1:06:17 - What Does Her Brother Think?1:12:06 - Where Does She Draw The Line? & Squirting?1:17:59 - Twins Could Have Been Corn Stars
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Yeah, we got Lily Phillips in house.
I love that accent.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that sounds like men at night, like, yeah.
In bed?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I've always had a really high sex drive.
When did you notice that?
Honestly, when I was probably like 15, 16, I talked a lot more about sex than all my friends.
Everything was about sex.
I've just always been like that, obsessed with sex.
I feel like I have no passion for anything else other than shagging.
Shagging was there?
That's what they call.
You're shagging?
Yeah, shagging? You didn't know that?
No, I didn't. I'm not British.
How many people you think you've shagged?
Maybe between 500 to 1,000.
Not that much.
How often do you think about sex?
I'd say like every 10 minutes.
There's not a lot that else that goes around in my head.
I think it's because I'm so stupid.
I just don't think about a lot.
You're not stupid.
No, but I think people who like overthink so much.
Right.
Like, I just don't do a lot of thinking.
So you just got floating in a year 24-7.
You guys are so funny.
better looking though right this guy hasn't had sex in a while clearly right and so it's nice to
give them up you're a nice person yeah you're giving them the gift of pussie so man if every woman's like
you is to be a better planet this interview is not the world would be a better place if there was like 10
times me yeah we got lily phillips in the house i love that accent yeah yeah that sounds like men at night
like yeah in bed so sorry say that again go yeah so i'm not about to spoke yeah yeah oh that's
okay oh oh sorry you have like um you have the like this person out this attitude like you don't
give a shit about what nobody thinks i love that yeah yeah you have to in this career yeah you have to have
thick skin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I've always never cared. Really? Right. Yeah. That's something you cannot teach.
Yeah. I had to teach myself that. In high school, I always cared about what other people thought of me until I got to like,
what, maybe my mid-30s. Yeah. Yeah. Really? Mm-hmm. Yeah. I don't know. I've just always,
I think it's because I'm so stupid. I just don't think about a lot. You're not stupid. No, but I think
people who like overthink so much. Right. Like I just don't do a lot of thinking. So that's how,
maybe a little bit less like how are you i'm 23 23 not do anything be 23 again how old are you guys
50 no fuck off yeah lies turn 50 1974 you're the birth you're lying i'm old enough to be your daddy
i'm pretty sure my dad is about 50 yeah that's crazy that is crazy hey so um what got you started in
uh only fans and how were you at the time i was
19 and I just turned 19 and I just started university
and I like that university
college as you guys will say it
yeah just started university and I
you know what I was like this really ain't for me
and I was already being a slot and that's when like
only fans kind of came around and I was like this seems perfect for me
maybe you didn't find your right major
this is my major
When you went to college, what would you go steady?
Nutrition.
Nutrition?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I see why you gave that shit up.
Yeah.
Fucking boring.
Exactly.
I feel like I have no passion for anything else other than shagging.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Shagging?
Shagging.
That's what they call fucking in the UK.
Yeah, Shagin?
Yeah, Shagin.
You didn't know that?
No, I'm not British.
I've heard that before.
Yeah, I haven't.
Man, shut up.
He's here funny.
Shagging.
So.
I'm going to tell my wife
that when I get it. It's just go shake.
Get to the bedroom.
Let me shag you.
Yeah.
So do you have like a really high six drive?
You can't get enough?
Definitely.
I've always had a really high sex drive.
When did you notice that?
Probably honestly when I was probably like 15, 16, I talked a lot more about sex than all my friends and was very, everything was about sex.
I don't know.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I've just always been like that.
Um, obsessed with sex.
Mm-hmm.
Sounds like a guy.
You have men, I'm obsessed for a same.
It was like 15, 16?
No, I was thinking that way when I was 10.
So what was the obsession with sex?
Can you pinpoint?
What's the obsession about actually?
I think before I had sex, it was like, what does it feel like and things like that?
Yeah.
You know, from like everyone else you thought it was going to be like the best feeling in the world.
And then when I had sex, I was like, this is the best feeling in the world.
Yeah.
And then it just progressed.
more and more from there.
I wanted to like experiment more with things.
And yeah,
I don't know.
It just became my whole personality.
Like I love talking about it.
I find it really interesting because there's so many different like types of sex you can have.
And I think just sex is just a very interesting topic.
You should have went to university to be a sex therapist.
That's what you should have.
I know,
but I don't want to talk about sex.
I want to have sex.
She wouldn't get sex.
Right, right.
That makes sense because I don't know like,
I think most people in the industry, they like sex more than a typical person.
Yeah, well, you think that you'd go for it if, you know, if you like sex more than the average.
Yeah, because, I mean, all women are different.
Like, fault me on this.
Wow.
So, like, I've been Captain August over here.
I ain't answering the question now.
I'm just joking, kid.
I just joking.
I forgot the question now.
Y'all made me feel bad.
Have you had many sex workers on here?
I know you had Bandi Love.
We had a couple of you.
Laura Jensen.
Yeah, Laura Jensen.
Those too, yeah.
You're number three.
Hell yeah.
So when did you lose your virginity?
Quite late, actually.
Like 17?
Which I think it's quite late.
We were what?
You lost it at the same time?
I was like almost 19.
Yeah, we're damn than 19.
And how old were you here?
Damn, they're 19.
Well, we're the same age.
We're twins.
No, but I mean you have sex at the same, like you lost your virginity at the same time.
The same time.
With the same person.
No.
We was a, no.
We were just their friends.
Will you shut up?
Actually when we was in the same room together, right?
No, stop it.
Who was actually going to try to pull a switch a rule on her.
Stop!
If one of you spoke too early, you could like dab in the other.
Yeah, the first time didn't last long at all.
So I went first, right?
And then I went to, I went first to de keep was in the babble.
Keith was in the bathroom and then the bullet switch the room.
He's like, wait a minute, I think this is...
So we didn't do it.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Well, and that was going to be your first time.
Yeah, that was my first time.
Keith had to wait.
Oh, and you got to wait.
How many days?
Well, it was like...
Well, it was for a friend, Kevin.
You don't remember the story?
You got an Alzheimer's or something?
Well, you didn't lose your Virginia at night.
You couldn't even get it inside of her.
She was too...
Oh, yeah, that's right.
You lost to that fat chick.
Hey, we're here to interview her.
So you both were losers and lost it in 19 then, but some style.
They were really shy growing up.
Just shy.
Wait, how are you so now not shy?
Confident.
I don't know.
I just don't know out of it.
You don't really help me when I started doing YouTube videos.
It felt like you're talking to millions of people.
Yeah, yeah.
But you're not.
Yeah.
No understandable.
They helped a lot.
Yeah.
Let's get back to you and you.
Sorry.
Yeah.
What's the next question?
Oh, what do your parents feel about this?
Sorry.
This is awkward to him.
What do my parents think?
You know what?
When I first started only funds, my parents didn't mind.
But then when I started in the porn industry about a year and a bear gal,
that's when they were like, oh, this is not something we support.
but they love me so much that they'll always have my back on everything.
So it's like I can't really explain it.
They don't support what I do but they support me.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Unconditionally.
Yeah, exactly.
You're like killing people or something.
Even then it's still unconditionally.
No, exactly.
I'm not, I'm not harm anyone.
Right.
I'm not, you know, I enjoy this doing what makes me happy and I'm, you know.
Right.
Do you have like a steady boyfriend or you'll just like, you don't need any of that?
You think I have a boyfriend?
You think I could get a boyfriend?
Of course.
No, Kevin.
She can't get a boyfriend?
Be honest.
I don't think I'm-
I don't think right now I heard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Somebody perhaps in the industry that you work in, but most guys are intimidated by that.
Intimidated or...
Be intimidated and they'll be shamed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think as well comes from a lot of their, like, friends.
Like they won't want to tell their friends that they're going out with someone who's trying this many people
Yeah
How many people you think you've shagged?
I say probably right now maybe between 500 to a thousand not that much
That's quite a bit
Not that much
Not to be in an industry no and for what you do no
I've been doing porn for
That's a crazy amount of women for me
Yeah, but that's a lot for like 23 right
Right?
I'm making up for last time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's the kind of precautions you take for you sleep with someone in when you're doing a movie?
Well, obviously you have to, like, show each of the negative SDI boards.
You can't trust that niggas be lying.
Exactly.
Exactly that.
People do lie.
I don't know if I got some.
I'm going to fake it.
I got to get with Lily.
Yeah.
Because they have to wear a condom, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then there's not really a lot of hoops.
You have to jump through to fuck me, if I'm honest.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Just that obviously be able to votey.
We could fuck right here on a day.
You know, what I was saying?
I was saying this literally yesterday that I want to fuck a pair of twins.
Oh, yeah?
And you guys are twins.
Yeah, I would do it, but my wife would kill me.
Would she give a whole pass?
No, she would probably stone me to death.
First.
A wife will put me in a firing squad.
Down in Mexico.
Are you guys' wife's friends?
Are they twins as well?
No.
Well, that'd be crazy.
We wanted to do that, but we couldn't find twins.
Yeah.
Do you guys just love being like identical?
Oh, man.
Your personality is pretty similar as well.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, everything's similar.
Oh, my God.
I'm so fucked when we get home.
Because I got to tell her.
I know.
You cut this shit out.
Cut the cameras.
Because this came out of nowhere at this interview.
You can leave it enough.
They don't understand.
I would tell you before I did the part, I just didn't want you to worry.
Would they what?
Would they be mad that you have like an adult star on?
Well, they wouldn't be happy.
Fares.
Yeah.
You know.
Well, tell them that I wish them well and I won't fuck their husbands.
Not this time anyway.
You're going to get them feel better.
get me killed.
You don't understand, man.
Do you think you are ever like, no, wait
me, before I get to that?
Oh, yeah.
I've seen this picture.
You guys are so funny.
You have the same characteristics.
Right, right.
I'm better looking, though, right?
Hell yeah.
What's you going to say?
All right, just what I was going to say.
I've noticed this picture that was saying you were pregnant.
I was like, come on.
What the hell?
Yeah, you ain't going to.
show that damn fat.
But people believed it.
Yeah.
Because people are very gullible on the internet, aren't they?
Right. Right.
And, you know, in work, I like to do a lot of roleplay.
So, you know, I jacepa's a nurse.
You like the roleplay.
Yeah, I jessap as a nurse.
I jessap as a police woman.
And I had so many funs being like, I would love to see you like as like a breeding kink
and see you pregnant and do a video of you pregnant.
And I was like, I don't think I'd do that if I was actually pregnant.
That's why I bought a fake bump.
And it looked so realistic that I was like, oh my God,
I need to post this online because people are so gullible.
Even though I posted a photo the day before without anything.
Right.
They had you on UK Daily Mail.
Yeah, it was everywhere.
Yeah, it was everywhere.
A lot of conservatives talked about it too.
You know they talked about it.
Hey, dude, do you swing a political way left, right, or in the middle?
I don't really know.
I don't know what that all means.
If I'm honest, I don't watch it.
Or like, I don't know, I don't keep up with it.
because it can't really be asked.
Yeah, right, right.
Like, I'm sorry exactly, me neither.
I'm one of them people that's like,
if I'm not passionate about something,
I'm not reading up on it.
Right.
Yeah.
And there's very few things I'm passionate about.
You're passionate about that cock, right?
Yeah, hell yeah.
I'm passionate about porn.
I'm passionate about...
I can't think of anything else.
Yeah.
How often do you think about sex?
It's got to be like,
I'd say like every 10 minutes.
even if it's like
oh just thinking about something I'm going to do for work
like oh that's a really good of video idea
I'm probably always thinking about it
there's not a lot that else that goes around in my head
yeah
maybe you like
so you just got floating cox in your head
24-7
it's a nice picture that
I try to think what
well you're a point star I got to ask this question
does size really matter?
Yeah yeah that's what I thought too
I was like if you got one inch cock
you can't please nobody with that
Well, for me, I think because I'm really loose, for me, it does matter as well.
I've had people who are like a micro size, like that in doing shit.
Just for like a rabbit's on top of you, huh?
Well, I couldn't even put it in.
Yeah.
Because it was so small.
Jesus.
I think it matters to a certain point.
Like, you know, like if it's like over this, you're fine.
Mm-hmm.
If it's just and thin, I think it's more about thickness.
If you really want to know, yeah.
Yeah.
Good thick one, huh?
So a 12-inch cock is only a half-inch thick, it wouldn't do this day.
Like fucking a pencil.
Nobody wants a pencil in you.
You look this 20 inches long.
I'm not even a size queen.
I don't even like cock that large.
Yeah, because it's got to be like overburne, right?
Have like a 12-inch cock just slamming in you?
I mean, I'm not a woman, of course.
I'm like just common sense.
I did, I did dread, and that for me was too much.
You did what?
Dread.
Or that's a porn star?
Big black cop.
like the biggest
big black cock
like the biggest black hog
I like how you say it
that's the accent
Big black cock
Say it again
Yeah
The London accent
We're going to get murdered when we get home
Hey
So there was a situation
Like I think you had dead like a hundred guys
And what was it 24 hours or
It was 14 hours
Persecretive
Like when you was going through that, did you like want to like tap out?
Not necessarily.
If I'd done it again, I would have taken, I would have given the guys a less time.
So I would have been fucking for less time.
Does that make sense?
Oh, so there was a lot of time?
Well, I was fucking for 14 hours consecutively.
So it didn't stop for 14 hours.
Oh, so what's the time limit per guy?
Each guy got five minutes.
Fuck, I gotta cut that shit down on one.
Some of them did come early.
and things like that.
Yeah, I'm sure some guys would come early.
But, yeah, 14 hours.
It was long.
Do you actually have an orgasm during these?
Yeah, yeah, definitely sometimes.
So how many did you have that day with the hungry guys?
I didn't have any orgasms that day,
but I have had orgasms like gangbangs and stuff like that.
It wasn't your type.
You know what?
Because you're only getting five minutes.
You're not getting five minutes in and then,
you kind of get into it and then it's up, you know what I mean?
Yeah, especially if a lot of it wasn't, a lot of it was like hand jobs and blow jobs and things like that.
And obviously that doesn't.
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
Yeah, they actually, you did a biography on that, right?
Not a biography.
Documentary.
Documentary.
Yeah, yeah.
A biography.
Sorry, I had a bite moment.
I said a biography.
How have you two got a podcast?
Yeah.
I just fucking created it.
Well, we've been on YouTube for like 10 years.
Yeah.
Well, over 10 years, like what?
15 years?
What were you doing?
What were you properly doing on YouTube?
First of...
Was that fitness?
Yeah, fitness.
Oh, you've seen some of our old stuff?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I used to be in really great shape.
You still are?
Yeah.
Don't worry.
You'd be, if I'd be, like, one of the better-looking people.
Really?
Yeah.
Wow.
Makes me feel better about myself.
So, you know, so what's the thing, like, when you do, like, when you do you do, like,
When you do these stunts, like the 100 men, you don't have to, I mean, for me to have sex with a woman, I've got to be attracted to her.
Some of them are not attracted to, definitely.
But I also get off on getting people off.
You know, sometimes it's quite nice when, like, maybe like a bit of a loser comes in.
And you're like, oh, this guy definitely hasn't had sex in a while.
And so you're like giving him, giving him.
He said, look at this loser.
You automatically automatically know he's a loser.
No, I'm joking.
It's like, this guy's not getting that for a long time after me.
No, I'm joking.
But you're all like, this guy hasn't had sex in a while, clearly.
Right.
And so it's nice to give them up.
Yeah.
And like...
You're a nice person.
Yeah, you're a very nice person.
You're giving them the gift of pussy, so...
Man, if every woman's like you is to be a better planet.
This interview is nuts.
The world would be a better.
place if there was like 10 times
of mine. Yeah.
Just giving out blow jobs, yeah, left, right and center.
So during that 100 man
scene, all of them
didn't actually have intercourse with you. Did they just want to get
sucked off or blowjol? Yeah, some of them
well, some of them, I gave them the opportunities
to all have intercourse with me, but some of them
came quite quickly from a handjob or a blowjob, and so
it got cut shot.
Damn, what a loser. You'd walk up to it and she just
gives you a hand job and you explode everywhere.
No, I'd always start, I'd start up, sucking.
I was like, robotic.
Oh, this is me.
Like, by the, I think, like, the 30th, you know, like, when we're getting on a bit,
I've got, like, a routine of, like, how we're going to do this.
I mean, I hate listening to myself talk.
I'm having the same way.
And be, like, you know, like, it's not, like, normal things at all.
In my head right now, I can think of, like, five, six guys, ten guys I remember.
And that's it.
Yeah, it's so many.
But it's just, I don't know, it's just.
Hey, so I want to ask you about that.
Like, what kind of emotions were you going through to make you start crying after you did that?
Well, I think people...
What's going through your head?
People don't see in that documentary that, like, I was fucking for 14 hours.
Yeah.
In out, in out, in out.
If there's no consolation, but I'm fucking for 14 hours, I would be crying.
And I just don't think people grasped understand how exhausting it actually was.
And like how much maybe I hadn't planned, like I said now, like if I did it differently, I would have given
the guys like a lot less time.
People just don't grasp how exhausting it actually was.
And so then I finished and I was just like, they brought the interview crew in and you
have to chat about it for an hour.
Like it's an hour interview which they cut down to like five minutes.
And it's just like, of course, I'm emotional.
Like it's a long day.
But I think people get that mixed up.
Like if you have a long day at work doing sex work like, you know, like any other job,
you can get a bit like, oh God, that was a bit like, that was quite hard.
Yeah.
But it doesn't necessarily mean you hate your job
and you hate doing it and shit like that.
The guy that filmed that documentary, don't you,
he was, I think he was trying to paint you as,
I mean, he was being disingenuous when he did that.
I think he was trying to paint me as a victim and I'm not a victim.
Right.
Right.
That was his whole motive behind that documentary.
Yeah, like this is what I chose to do.
This is what I love doing.
And yeah, I think you watch that and obviously it looks like a sad girl
who's like doing something they don't enjoy.
But it's just like people forget how stuff is edited
and, you know, how they're narrating it.
Like, they want to tell a story.
They want to make a good documentary.
Right, right, right.
What an asshole, huh?
I think we forget as well, like, I didn't put that out.
That wasn't what I would have chose to put out.
I definitely would have cut out me crying because I do not look good crying.
He's actually, is it?
What did he post that documentary?
Is it on YouTube?
Yeah, yeah, it's on YouTube.
Yeah, yeah.
We actually did a video about it.
Oh, that's right, right.
Bits and pieces.
Yeah, yeah.
I did an interview.
Did you see those videos we did about you?
at any time or no no i should have done my research i spoke very highly of you oh did you
would you say you got in the queue huh did you say you would have gotten the queue
sorry you guys you guys you guys you guys you guys would have gotten the line
you're off the fucking record you try to get us murdered by our wives yeah the key
yeah everyone's anonymous um there's always next time
Like, I have just like this bias.
Oh, everybody's anonymous?
Okay, that makes it a lot better.
Yeah, was there a lot of black guys there?
Did you screen those out?
Yeah, I went to all the black guys.
Now you've got to leave.
No, no.
I'm racist.
No.
I actually don't know.
I didn't, I mean, I wasn't counting.
I'd say probably maybe like 20, 30%, not overly.
Yeah.
I would imagine more Jordan woman black.
Why say that?
Because, you know, it's not Africa where she did it actually.
This was done where?
Yeah, England, London.
In England, London.
Yeah.
I don't know.
So, when you, but it's probably off topic, but do you have a, do you have a, how shall put this?
A loose pussy.
Is that way you're going to say something like that?
Like in a man, do, what qualities do you like in a man?
Mm.
Yeah.
Do you have a type?
If you were like ready to settle down and be just one person.
Confidence, not arrogance.
Big cock.
Trying to think what else.
She'd say big cock first.
That's a deal breaker.
Number one.
It is.
It actually is.
It would be a deal breaker for me.
We didn't have good sex.
I don't know if someone's just kind.
That's about it.
Yeah.
So you'll have a type, white, black.
Not really, no.
Oh, okay.
Do you think there's going to be a day where you like settle down and get married?
I'd love to get married.
Yeah.
Yeah, 100%.
Do you think that's what, maybe five years from now, 10 years?
Maybe 10 years, 15 years?
I mean, I'm 23, so 10 years would take me to 33.
Right.
Which I don't think is that old.
No, it's not.
No.
But yeah, definitely in the future.
Look at our new giveaway.
Ford Raptor.
Look at that.
Avalanche Gray.
37 is tough.
Over 500.
I think it's 5.10 horsepower.
I think it's 501.
But I do know it's 500 in Leeds.
It's 510.
And then like I said,
Hey, so y'all know why we do this.
We used to pay for advertising on Facebook, Instagram.
Put these contests out there.
And they were sissing us the whole time.
I think, man, why are we incentivized our own fans?
Yeah, you support us?
We support you.
You support us?
We give you money.
You support me?
I give you trucks.
It's a win-win for everybody.
Needs start giving them some white women.
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Ended ways.
No purchase necessary.
Phone way prohibited.
See up this rules for detail.
Yeah.
So, but you plan on doing a thousand men in the day, right?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Can't get enough, huh?
Gotta get that.
Gotta get that.
See, with that one, I would have really lemmed to the guys.
One pump each.
Oh, one.
Yeah.
Oh, you blue ball in it.
Come out of it.
Them guys, I'm just using them guys
they're there for one purpose and one purpose
only to get used.
So you're just giving them one stroke?
That's like inhumane,
that's an inhumane.
No, I'm joking.
I probably, you know, that I would have had a fluffer
because I would, at the 101 I was doing everything.
So, yeah.
What's a fluffer?
You know what a fluffer is?
Well, a lot of people don't know what a fluff is.
Okay.
Would you an ex-foot and porn now?
Yeah.
If anyone who doesn't know what a fluffer is,
they're basically the person who keeps
gets the guy hard and keeps them hard
especially it's more known like in porn
people don't actually have fluffers though
so you was just running the whole show
I was running the whole city
yeah
I see why I'd be crying too
you're doing documentaries
it's a hundred dudes there
you're the plopper yeah you're the main act
and all of them use condoms
yeah that's gotta be a lot of friction
using condoms
yeah drives
up everything i don't know i it didn't hurt i can't stand condoms the smell as soon as i break it
open i can't stand them it's like it takes away the joy of uh it takes away the joy it takes away
it takes away it it wasn't quite i love making session it was just like you know and that was
kind of the one of the like kind of the one rule you have to wear a condom and it has to be
filmed i mean you can if if it's going to worse and you're like actually i don't want to do this anymore
you can say now.
And like you can get it taken down if you want to that.
Mm-hmm.
I say now, at one point in the documentary, the guy asked you, can, like, guys like come in your mouth and all this and that.
And he's like, you know you can get contract HIV like that.
And then we got into an argument after we've seen that.
Kevin was like, yeah, you can't get it like that.
You can't.
You can't.
And so I thought you can get HIV.
No, because as soon as you consume it, your stomach juices,
just burn it up or something.
Yeah, you can't,
you can't contract HIV from.
Yeah.
It was a,
the reason why I know this
is because I was reading a story
I saw, came across the video.
I don't even hire.
You don't have to justify yourself.
Yeah.
Let me tell you the story.
There was a guy in prison,
he had eight,
and he hated his prison guard.
Full blown.
So he busted nuts in the coffee,
in the prison.
I guess he had to get him coffee or something.
Uh-huh.
And he, um,
cut himself and he put blood and semen,
and the guy didn't contract it.
That's fucked up, man.
Yeah, that is.
Fuck.
That's a
That's like a
attempted
A crime, yeah.
Yeah.
It should be just a
So you cannot.
So,
let me ask you this.
I wouldn't say it's impossible
to get it.
But it's hard to get it.
Is that really,
really highly unlikely?
Really?
Yeah.
I mean,
everything's got around.
I'm on prep.
Oh,
appeal that keeps you from
Yeah,
contracting HIV.
It's like 99.9%
effective.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
I didn't even know
that was possible.
A pill?
Yeah, you take it a pill
like every single day.
Mm.
Okay.
You could be it up for the rest of your life.
So,
um,
is there any side effects to that pill or?
Not that I know of.
They don't look like you have any side of it.
It's probably like you'll die in 20 years
or something like that.
No,
fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In 20 years,
you think I'd fuck to the whole of the population.
So there's no point of me being here anyway.
So I don't know what to say to that
I mean, how long you think you're going to be doing
it's like 10, because I'm sure you're making a lot of money.
I'd love to be like a milfin dinner.
I think that'd be really hot.
If honestly, like I always tell myself I want to do it
until I stop enjoying it.
And I can't see myself stop enjoying it anytime soon.
A lot of women do this for the money,
but you're doing it just simple.
For money and enjoy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, this is why I chose to do it because it brought my two things together, like, you know, the love of sex and I could make money from it.
It was like some kind of it like I cracked the system.
Yeah.
You know, just doing what you love every day and getting paid for it.
So I feel the same way I love what I do every day. I don't love it.
Probably not as much as how you love your job, but you know, this is fun what we do.
That's what I mean though.
Like it's just it's great. I'm sure your DMs are full of like negative stuff, huh?
you know, I don't really read them
I try not to
because I think it's quite, it's not very positive.
You know, I mean, right, right.
You know, like, I can imagine it affecting your mental health
if you're reading shit every day
from people who don't fucking matter and probably losers.
Right.
Have you read any of them?
Well, you wanted to know, like,
what's probably like the worst one.
I guess people tell me to...
Give me the worst one and the most positive.
Probably people telling me to kill myself.
The most positive,
probably someone being like,
oh, you made my day when you,
you let me spunk in your mouth or something.
I kind of figured that one.
Yeah, some guys are like jealous because of,
yeah, all the money you're making.
Yeah, I think a lot of the hate coming.
If they want, take up the ass like me.
But they don't, they don't want to point in the work.
It's that simple.
Man, that was a beautiful quote.
Seeking up the ass like me.
That should go in philosophy books.
You know, Marcus Aurelius, Epitetus,
Lily Phillips.
Put into work and take it up to the head.
That's a beautiful girl.
Here's Socrates in here.
Yeah.
I mean, you have a beautiful attitude.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I try to.
Well, I feel like...
Shut up, you see.
Shut up, you're sipping, everybody.
I feel like, when you do something you love and, like, you actually enjoy your life.
And how could I not be positive?
Like, I'm just...
I'm living the...
dream this is what I genuinely do you think yeah get to do shit like this come on with
these dweeb's she called me a dweeb I'm bit oh no positive and I'm the fucking
doleep hey um most of the um oh yeah it's like cars going back I don't think anyone
or no because I think it looks like a bit like a bass mask quite a crossing
This is in London?
Mm-hmm.
Doing a come walk.
It's called a come walk.
You ever done one of them?
Huh?
Ever done one of them?
No.
Not personally, no.
It looks like he's fun.
I'm just going to run into a creep, a creep.
Cizu wapa, just come on the face.
I'm a grabber.
I don't think English people are like that, honestly.
Because you guys were like, why don't you have a body card?
I was like, I just think people in England are a bit too polite.
Even if I genuinely walked into Tesco's with a,
whole five loads of my face.
I generally don't think anyone would bat an eyelid
because they're too polite.
Five loads?
Yeah. And nobody's going to better now.
I mean, I genuinely,
Hannah Mahat, I don't think anyone would say anything
because they're so like, everyone's just so to themselves
and like doesn't want to interfere in anything.
Well, Europe, it's like,
sexually everybody's liberated out there.
It's not the stigma that comes with it here in the US.
What? I think it's the exact opposite.
Oh, really?
I think there's, like, quite a lot of stigma in England.
And then in America,
Everyone loves their porn and everyone's very open about watching porn here.
Oh, okay.
You know what I found?
I thought, I felt the same way as key because when I went to Australia, UK, there was
like brothels everywhere.
You don't really see that here in the United States unless you're here.
It's like illegal.
Yeah.
I don't.
Why did you find so many brothels?
It's not like I was looking for it.
I've never seen a brothel in England.
No, in Australia.
I'm in Germany.
Well, that's not England, love.
Yeah, yeah.
It's brothels.
It's like overseas.
It's like it's more liberate.
Maybe it made me like somewhere like Germany, I think is quite like liberating or Australia.
But here you guys have so many like strip clubs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which we don't have in England.
Y'all don't have strip clubs?
We have like gentlemen's clubs but they're not quite.
They're not what they are here.
Oh really?
Learn something every day.
Yeah.
But I also did, I actually did a gang bang while I was here.
And the men were very happy to put their face.
is in it and do like social media you know but talking about it in England and
say hey it's little fish they say you want to do it but I feel like the guys in
England like wanted to be anonymous where you know balac calava like a little mask
see they think they better than everybody else yeah okay I didn't realize that oh stuck up
dudes man think they better than everybody we'll put a bag on my face and do it I feel like if I
was wasn't in the industry and was doing it was for
in this girl who shags everyone I'd probably put a bag over my head yeah right when
i build you up you turn me down i guess i am a sip what you do without the bag on your head
but then your whole family finds out and then you're known as the one that's
body everybody gonna ask kevin right now that's kevin hodge's gains right there what's the
difference between only fans
in the porn industry?
A big difference. Are they mixed together
now? Yeah, they do mix, definitely.
I feel like everyone who does porn has an only fans.
But
porn scene is so much different.
You turn up ATM,
hair, makeup done.
They've got you like a costume or an outfit.
They've got your script on what exactly you're doing.
None of the creativeness is in your control.
Well, not none of it, but
mostly you're kind of told what to
deal. Not necessarily with the sex, but with the acting and stuff like that. And you know, you do
the sex scene and then you're kind of done after five, six hours of being there. Whereas with
only fans, you can kind of someone comes around to your house, you collab, you do whatever kind of
creative video guys come up with. You then upload that and you can sell that on and on and on. Whereas
like in porn you get paid, you know, one, one amount of money for the video and they get to keep
all the rights to that they can sell it for as long as possible.
More lucrative for you to just do only fans.
Yeah, yeah.
I do, I do porn as well because, like, I enjoy turning up and kind of, like, playing out
this fantasy.
And I think it's really fun.
Right.
Because, like, you're on this big set and it's a lot.
For like a movie star.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a little bit more, like, sometimes creative.
Whereas when you're just, like, fucking in your bedroom, it's a bit like, you know,
everything can get a bit samey.
I think, well, I can't.
That's too self-incriminate.
And I can't even ask this question.
Do you guys watch much porn yourself?
Yeah.
I gave it up.
I gave it up a long time ago.
I was born...
Lies.
Yeah, I'm Christian and my wife.
I hate when guys say that, no, I don't watch porn.
Fuck me.
Have you got a vagina?
You know who the biggest hypocrites and liars?
Hell.
People on the right.
Who are the right?
The evangelicals, the...
The Christian people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because they're the biggest paedophiles and
Pastors.
Oh, no.
What have you noticed?
Most pastors are pedophiles.
Or gay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're like really too nice some of them.
I feel like to be a pastor, you have to be gay or a pedophile.
Well, my family was going to be the godparents of their baby.
And I was like, man, this priest is homosexual.
He is flaming gay.
My auntie was a, was a vicar and she was gay.
Or is gay, sorry.
Yeah.
So I guess you do anything if you think you're going to hell
We get my left to go and go burn my
But yeah I think it's the people who have to try and like keep it in and pretend like they're not sexual
Who usually because they're sexually suppressed and they usually turn up to be the biggest freaks
Well not that being gay as a freak but you know being yeah I don't know being porn obsessed or
Yeah
bisexual appetite.
Yeah.
Why do you, well, I already know to answer this question, but why you take it to such
extremes, like 100, 500 guys, 500 guys, 1,000 guys.
You know what, I did porn for like a year and I did the very kind of normal, basic type
of porn.
And after a bit, I just thought it was a little bit boring, if I'm honest.
I wanted to really explore my kinks and a lot of my kinks was, you know, having big
groups and doing this really exciting stuff.
Like you can
once you do the big events
and especially when you do it with people
who aren't performers
it's so exciting to me
because you never know what you're going to get.
You know performers you turn up,
you fuck them,
they've got this big car
because they give you the common shot
as and when
and it can be quite
like it can be quite
just what's the word
curated?
It's more real when it's an action
guy. Yeah, it's so realistic. He's like a loser. He's like, yeah. And he comes in, he's like,
oh, oh, God. Yeah, yeah. You just, you just never know what you're going to get. You know,
you get these little guys come in who like, you think, you're, what are you doing here?
Dweets. Yeah, like, or you just get anyone walk through the door and, you know, you start sucking them off.
We're giving them blowjob and you never know how that outcome is going to be. And it just,
I think it makes for a really authentic video. And you, uh, when they're done, you can see how happy they are.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is that experience like? What are doing for the rest of the day?
What is that experience like you see this total, this total loser, just dweeb?
By the way, you guys are not losers.
Whoever comes to my next event.
No, these people already know they're losers.
If you can identify them as soon as they walk in and forth, I'll see.
He's fully aware.
He's a loser, right?
What does that feel like when this dweeb, this loser comes in, bust nuts all over your face?
You know what?
Sometimes it's the losers who have the biggest cocks as well, and that is the funniest part.
Really?
Really.
And that's what's so good about it because it was like,
what, you have a massive cock and this massive load.
And, you know, you fuck really good.
Yeah.
But, you know, it's just like some stuff like that.
Nobody won't give him a chance because he looks crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
And then, you know, you have someone who's really quite attractive.
And you're like, what are you doing here?
Because, like, surely you could get pussy on the street.
Yeah.
And then, you know, it's just all different experiences.
So he's got dweeb cock.
Dweeb cock.
Dweeb cock. Well, everyone has.
Because he's a.
That's the thing.
it's so, it's just the unknown.
Yeah. You know, you pull your pants down. You don't know what you
get in. It's potluck. I totally understand what she's
coming from. Well, life is like a box of chocolates. You never
know what you're going to get. Yeah. Man, shut up.
Hey, no, but seriously,
I see what she's coming from. Yeah. Because when I
do watch porn, I don't like watching the
I don't like the scripted stuff. Yeah, it looks fake. I can tell the girls
fake. I like when, like, actual
partners upload a video to something and
it's like, it's real. You like the ones that have been
like shot on like an iPhone for.
and they're like, shaking.
Yeah, you can tell it.
You can tell it's real.
100%.
I couldn't agree more though.
You are such a sick fuck.
I can't agree because that's the type of porn I like to watch as well.
I don't like to watch the stuff that's really...
All the makeup and...
Yeah, yeah.
And it's basically like a movie set, you know?
Yeah, when I was in the point when I used to watch it, like a long time ago, right?
I was like in the hidden cams and, um, amateurs.
You know?
You're sick boy.
And, not.
Exactly.
you can picture yourself fucking this girl.
It feels like you're fucking her because like
it's so kind of shitly filmed
and it just feels so much more real.
Oh, that cock looks like smart cock.
Yeah.
This could be me right here.
Looks like smart talk.
What kind of grammar is that?
It's getting all flustered.
Yeah, that's funny.
Do you enjoy the taste of calm?
Yeah, definitely.
Spunk is like one of my biggest turn-ons.
Really?
Yeah, I love like Bukaki ears.
What does it taste like?
What does it taste like?
You want to find out?
This is the thing as well.
Would you go suck a guy?
Tonight, when you have a wank, just taste a bit, like pick a bit up and taste it.
Yeah.
But every comb tastes different.
That's also another thing.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
There's like different races of people, they have different.
No.
No, no, no.
Yeah, yeah.
And it's always also like all races have all different size cock.
It's never like.
It's not the stereotypes that everybody puts.
No.
I mean, no.
There's some black.
dudes from dweebcocks out there.
Definitely.
Dweebcocks.
Yeah.
Loser cock.
Oh my God.
What do you guys usually talk about on this podcast?
Fucking boring politics.
What is Trump going to do?
I'm so glad Biden's not in office no more.
No fucking dweeb loser shit.
What side are you guys?
What's like?
Right.
Which one's that one?
Orange man.
Trump.
Oh, okay.
I don't really like to speak on politics.
I don't know.
You don't want to alienate your fans.
No, but I also don't read on it, so I feel like I can't speak on it because I never do my research.
That's a problem for a lot of young people in the States.
Yeah.
They don't know what the hell they're talking about.
Yeah.
But then they still like to speak about it.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
So Bonnie Blue, y'all are partners in crime for a little bit.
Y'all going through some few right now?
Well, we shot one video together.
People think we're like, I don't know.
I mean, it looked like y'all are the best of friends.
I mean, a lot of people going to assume that.
Yeah, both blonde.
I stuck a lot of cuck with a lot of girls.
Yeah.
You know, so.
But is there a few?
No, no.
No, okay.
What will you get that from?
That's what they put up on the board to ask.
There's the question right down the TV.
Oh, you guys have got TV.
Yeah.
How are you this?
Your guys'
podcasting is like such a chilled, relaxed vibe.
I like it.
Yeah, I'm not going to sit and push God in front of you.
I'm not going to be that kind of a reason.
Start being like.
I don't really feel like when you go on these podcasts
it seems like an intervention.
He just wait for your purse to pop out of the closet.
Jesus Christ is.
The power of Christ compels you.
Yeah.
It's like shouting that shit.
Yeah.
I think we're all sinners for the most part.
but people like to uh yeah you guys have got wives and you're hosted me yeah i think you're
worse than i am really fuck no i'm joking we're so far do you believe in god what kind of
question is that terrible one yeah i gotta ask you do you believe in god i mean he made a cock
i don't know i don't i don't really think about it yeah well it's based on faith there's no
Well, Christians will tell you this actual evidence to show that he exists, but there's actually no evidence to suggest it's based on faith.
Right.
But when you don't believe in that, faith, people like the demonize you.
Do you guys believe in it?
I believe it's a creator.
I believe, a creator.
There's a creator up there.
I don't think we came from monkeys.
I believe that, like, manifestation.
I don't know if that's anything to do with it.
Manifestation.
Well, it just popped out like fucking popcorn.
Yeah.
We manifest.
life.
It's the combust.
There was that like big black bang.
Wait, no, not the big bang.
The big bang?
Oh, no, it's the big bang.
Yeah.
You're thinking about black cox when you said.
You're the great, the big bang.
Like, she mixed in big black cockney.
The BBB.
Yeah.
Yeah, the big, no, I can't say it.
The big bang.
Yeah, I don't believe in it.
The big bang.
theory?
Well, if you read up on it's...
Makes sense.
So shit just came out of nowhere and just blew up?
Do you guys think there was some dinosaurs?
Well, now we're getting into the real podcast shut.
I don't know.
I don't think Kenneth believes it.
Well, those bones, as you see in museums,
are not bones or replicas of everything.
Yeah.
Only like, they said only like maybe three to four,
seven percent of the skeletal remains you see in the museum.
It's actual dinosaur.
The left is left to your imagination.
yeah what about you know i do believe in dinosaurs yeah you think we what do you think killed
them that big the bpc the bee the b b b b b b b
a big comet to hit the planet yeah so you believe the big black comet is the what
yeah yeah you know i wish she was like an ugly bitch doesn't be so much it's
fucking easy yeah
a big fat ugly bitch
this podcast would go as a breeze
we take a fucking break
or is this the next question coming on people
I'm gonna ask her something more intellectual
oh yeah let me sit up for this
that means you're about to ask her something very stupid
That's what I'm used to.
I can't think of nothing.
You can't think of anything intellectual.
Nothing intellectual.
Until it comes upon that screen.
Hey, so what's it like when you get up?
Like, how is your, do you plan your own days or what's the first thing you think about when you get up?
How do you plan out your days?
What's the thing I think about when I wake up?
I know it's caught.
No, you know, I'm really quite, I do like to, especially on this trip, I've liked to,
to organize days with people and stuff like that and what I'm up to um I like I'm quite
creative with what kind of content I do and things like that and that takes a lot of planning so yeah
I do you have to kind of think ahead are you think about moving to the US yeah I want to get does any
you guys want to marry me so I can get my like green card thing oh is that how I work what about
you guys in the back you still takeers you still let out there from the Mexicans I am I
trying to get like a work visa. I think it'd be sick to move out here.
You can't get a work visa? Because pornography is, it's legal. I know, I've got to prove to Trump,
but, you know, I'm worth his while.
I got to be careful with Trump. You'd grab you by the pussy.
You know what, though, I think I'd be an asset to the country.
Yeah, I think you were.
Well, at least I'd bring in the taxes.
Yeah. I mean, you bring you something to our GDP out here.
Exactly. You know, I'm actually
helping the mood of the country
by sucking all these guys off.
Yeah.
You know?
Tell me that's not a helping economy.
I can't tell what you being seriously.
Hey, so,
you don't have like a main sexual partner.
No, I know.
You don't, do you want one?
So, hold on, I'm going somewhere with this.
Like, you don't have a man, like, it's easy for us.
We have wives and stuff.
So when you want to have sex, what do you do?
Do you like go through your DMs, hey, you know, how do you put?
Yeah, I have a lot of guys on the roster.
And then I also, there's like a few guys that I fuck who are in the adult industry that I fuck off camera and things like that.
But yeah, I usually probably have sex I want today.
Do you say you have a roster?
A roster, yeah, like a roster guys.
Just like hit them up and things like that.
That's very responsible because a lot of people might assume you go out there, you want to fuck.
I had a friend at Target.
She said she used to do that.
What, got to running guys and be like,
she would just go into a Walmart and to a target.
I feel like men would feel like they're being caught out.
Yeah.
I mean,
I think it's easy for a woman to go out and just have sex with a random stranger.
Like, if I go up to like a random girl, it's like, man, you're fucking.
If I wanted to,
I could probably have sex in the next like 20 minutes.
Looking at around the room.
What did you just say?
She's talking shit is what she's saying
No, I'm saying
I'm not wondering about you guys
But you guys have got some stuff
If I really want
Like as a girl
If I really wanted to have sex
I could have sex in the next
Like 20 minutes
If I wanted to
I'd have sex in like three seconds
20 minutes
I don't know if I have to graph to you guys
Huh
I didn't know if I have to graph you guys
Graph what's that?
Like work
Like yeah like work for it
Oh
More English problem
Sorry
Yeah
Yeah.
Graff, shagging.
I'm going away on holiday.
It's like the vacation.
Yeah.
So when you're going back to the UK?
Don't look at that.
That's a stupid question.
Yeah, I wasn't going to even fucking ask that.
I was like, you can't come up with nothing better than that?
That was awful.
That's a lot.
Like it's, what?
I'm dead asking a that question.
Is that what you usually ask your guests on here?
I would have never asked you that.
That's the last thing in my mind is quefin.
I don't have that problem with...
What?
He was going to say he doesn't have more problem with queffin.
Sorry, what was the next question?
See, he ruined my train of thought with that.
What was we talking about?
UK.
UK.
So when are you planning on going back to UK?
you right after this or you got stuff 20th yeah yeah must be scary man flying
nowadays you see all the planes falling out of the damn sky this is really what we're gonna talk
about no i've never seen a plane not a fall out of the sky that's been i saw one the other day i've seen
three of us that's fake news love no man fake news like gullible no you want them you're on the
people on the internet they're fucking smoke this fire this everything is really yeah it's
Yeah.
Maybe I don't, I don't watch enough
the news to be fair.
Maybe.
Actually, I don't care to watch it though.
I was going to say maybe that's America Prove-on.
I had a great question.
I totally forgot what I was.
How much spunked you quiff out your pussy?
Was that it?
Why do you think some women don't like to swallow?
Swallow.
Maybe they don't like the taste of it.
Maybe they find it degrading.
Was it an acquired taste for you?
Or do it the first time you're like...
I think it's acquired taste.
100%.
It's like beer.
So you had to suffer it.
a few before you got used to it.
No, I just like to straight out the back,
but I know some friends who don't like the taste of it.
Well, I heard you drink pineapple juice or eat a lot of pineapples.
It tastes like pineapple.
Yeah, I have heard that.
Yeah, you should try that.
Have all the guys.
Yeah, in the waiting room, I can have them all have like a pint of pineapple juice.
Oh, pint.
While you're waiting, drink that?
Yeah.
One of my friends actually used to this thing with his girlfriend,
where he would, they'd eat different things
and then have to then guess
what they've been eating.
That sounds disgusting.
As in like from their spunk.
Yeah.
You would never guess what I eat.
What I eat?
That green shit.
Sorry.
The really tasty green juice.
The super tasty green juice you got that.
Hey, so,
you should say like that
makes your spunk taste great or something like that.
That'd be fine.
I'm just advertising.
What is you gonna say?
I forgot.
She just totally killed my.
Sorry, sorry.
Sorry.
Hey man, I don't feel so good, man.
What's wrong with you?
I'm embarrassed to tell you.
I'm just gonna tell you.
I ain't took a shit in like two weeks, man.
Ain't you taking your OH?
You're optimal human?
I thought we ran out of it.
Man, here, take this.
Here's something right here.
Take it.
Get it up in you.
Drink that.
Get that probiotics.
That all the choked.
That is good.
That apple powder.
All those essential nutrients will get your intestines right.
Yeah, get them intestines right.
Get it all up in you.
Swallow it.
There you go.
Why are you drinking it like a Kool-Aid or something?
Well, you made it with cold water.
I'm over here getting brain free.
What's good with cold water?
It's like a smoothie.
Oh, man, I feel something move.
Oh, man.
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this is probably like the most awkward fucking conversation you ever had huh
don't go right did you have to do that put your legs up on a table like I was pushing my shoes on
you walk around without a bodyguard putting your legs up around two negroes
a let no of three knee rows in a Lebanese you just ask you're all good guys
Are there?
Yeah.
Great guys.
Hey, can I ask you a personal question?
Sure.
Were these not personal questions?
Yeah, but a lot of people don't like to talk about money and finances.
Go on, hit me with that.
Yeah.
Well, I read an article, you made $43 million your first year?
I think that was somebody else.
There was somebody else?
Yeah, that wasn't me.
I can tell you that.
That wasn't me, sadly.
I kind of wish I did.
How much do you, on average, earn per month?
That's too personal.
That's too personal.
It's like a cock.
It's not personal.
So I actually don't tend to talk much about money
Because I just find it a bit
You know what I mean?
You know someone's always going on about money
And how much they make it's like, all right, sure, now
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I make a good amount
I'm sure you do
Yeah
Yeah
But I'll tell you how much I made in my first seven-month-finali fans
When I was like 19
Because I'd say that
The first 24 hours made two grand
And then
24 hours.
Yeah.
Oh, when you very first started.
Yeah, the first ever day I saw it is, in 24 hours I made two grand.
And then I think that first month I made about 14, 15 grand.
The first month when nobody knew who you were.
Yeah.
So I can only imagine.
Yeah.
Do you give any money to a charity?
Hell no.
No, I'm joking.
I'm joking.
I'm trying to paint you as this night person.
I'm not joking.
You know, I definitely try to hurt where I can and stuff like that.
I mean, a lot of my events I do think of, like, charity.
events.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Helping the unfuckable get fucked.
What are you having these dweets and he's looses, bust nuts?
That's good enough.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I should name that.
Helping the unfuckable get fucked.
They probably, I bet you're some of the lot of guys like, maybe that's your next
genre.
You just talking shit to these guys.
What?
Like talking down to them?
Mm-hmm.
Degrad him.
A piece of fucking shit.
Yeah.
Just the only fucking pussy you're going to get for the next three months.
Some of what you got.
them would fucking love that.
Yeah, I'm sure they would.
A lot of women into Dominic, what's it called?
Dominatrix, yeah.
Have you heard of Fendom as well, like pay pigs?
What's that?
So some guys are into like giving their money away.
So I'd be like, write your fucking loser, get your wallet out.
You fucking work for me.
Like, that money is mine.
Wow.
And it's just like, give me a money.
Yeah.
You don't fucking deserve this.
You work for me, my little.
was a pay pig.
It's just basically like degrading, but like in a
financial way.
I can see what it would be a turn on for a lot of men.
Really?
I'm just saying.
I can't see.
Open your mind.
Why would that?
Why would that be a turn on?
Well, it's where it's coming from.
Like if you're as a fat, ugly bicks, they're probably
punch you in the face.
But since you're like attracted, like, oh my gosh,
she's talking shit to me.
Yeah.
You know?
That's what I'm saying.
I think, yeah, it's probably the way you say it more.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you just sleep with men?
Do you sleep with women too?
Yeah, sleep with women.
Yeah.
Which one, if you had to pick one.
Yeah, probably men.
Men?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I go through phases of like in women, modern men or other women.
They both got the pros and cons.
Yeah, exactly.
You know what though?
I'd love to like, things with guys is like, I want to sleep with someone who, like, I don't have to talk to.
I think that's the worst part about sex that I'm having to talk to them.
So, like, I think it's easier to do.
up with guys than women.
Oh really?
Like girls, you've got to chat him up a bit and...
Girls are more personal connection with women.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
With a guy, you could probably invite him around and not say a word and suck his cog.
Yeah.
He's totally happy.
Yeah, exactly.
Because that, for me, sometimes stops me from getting a guy around because it's like, oh,
fucking I've got to actually talk to them.
Mm-hmm.
And then they've got to, like, they might be sleep round or something like that,
and you've got to deal with him in the morning.
It's just a bit of an act.
I'd rather just like get to the sex and then once he comes leave.
Yeah, yeah.
Then you have to deal with jealousy too.
Who you find more jealous, women or men?
I don't really know because I haven't been in a relationship.
So like I don't get any kind of jealousy or anything like that.
There's no attachment.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Have you ever did anything with trans person?
I haven't actually.
Does that turn you off, trans?
Like a trans woman?
I think so.
Like a woman and has got a cock?
Someone who hasn't transitioned.
I don't know.
Because I've never been with someone who's trans.
Mm-hmm.
Maybe some...
I don't know.
I'd fuck anyone, so I can't really say anything.
Yeah.
I mean, that could be...
I don't know.
What about you guys?
What if someone, a trans woman, fully transitioned?
Couldn't really tell it.
Couldn't tell?
Yeah.
I would know, though.
Yeah, true.
As soon as I'll stick it in.
How can they fully transition though?
Yeah, I know you wouldn't notice.
So as you look at that operator, like, man, I know you're a fucking dude.
That looks like a fucking belly button.
It wouldn't look right.
You could tell, totally tell.
Just like if a woman transition.
And you guys on into trans people.
Hmm?
On into trans people.
I mean, I see some of these trans and women.
They look to like women.
I'm attracted to them because they're women, but I wouldn't pursue it past that because.
You're not attracted to men.
No.
No, no one bit.
Why would I be attracted to a man when I got women to walk around like, you?
I asked gay men, they said they look at pictures.
Man, what are we talking about?
I have got one question.
They, but I said, man, why are you gay men?
You know, women like Lily Phillips walk around.
Why don't you want you to sleep with a deal?
Because it's not a choice.
It's not choice.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He said it's born that way.
Yeah, yeah.
I think sexuality, for the most part,
I know I understand.
People say they're born that way.
but it's it's based on how you were raised what were your surroundings like i firmly think if me and my
brother was raised by two gay guys would be homosexual i don't think that's true at all yeah no i think
more often not i would say majority of us would turn out homosexual because that's what you're
surrounding you're going to soak up your surrounding like if yeah if that was like the norm like being
gay was norm most people would be gay and straight people i guess they wouldn't be straight anymore but
They will be the queers.
Yeah, they would be the queers.
Yeah, yeah.
I think majority of people are straight because of society.
Yeah.
Mm.
I don't know.
I don't think about that.
Yeah.
Would you, have you guys ever fuck someone together?
Yeah, we've done that.
Yeah.
How many times?
A lot of times.
Well, we probably did it more.
But he doesn't like performing in front of me.
He says it's gay.
That is pretty gay.
No, it's not.
He tells me.
to stop cockster.
Wait, oh my god, I've got another question.
We were young when we did that.
I was like, kill, stop looking at me.
So you feel more comfortable to do it now?
Yeah, I told him to leave.
I said, go wait in the bathroom.
That's so funny.
Oh, wait, I've got another question.
Oh, I bet you get this all the time.
Do your cops look at the same?
Yeah.
I would think so.
That's crazy.
Yeah, everything.
had that question answered.
Yeah.
Do you know, do you know any other twins?
Mm-mm.
We're actually mirror twins.
I'm left-handed.
He's right-handed.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
Typically when you're a twin, you're typical identical twins or fraternal twins,
you're born at the same time, but you look a little like, but you're not identical.
Well, fraternal.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, because there's like identical, you're like actually identical,
or you can be like just really, really look alike twins.
Yeah.
Like some twins did the town.
And you guys are like really, really look alike.
Yeah.
So he's left, he's right-handed.
I'm left-handed.
We're considered mirror twins.
So you guys at one point were one egg.
And now you're two.
I think that's how it works.
Yeah.
It is.
I think, I think it is.
Like the egg splits.
Like if it don't fully split, then you like.
Yeah.
Sobi sweet.
Kill was like sitting out my back.
We only got one cock together.
You feel like you?
get sucked off.
But when it fully splits, you have, like...
That's got to be hell about if you just had one body and two hands and one cock.
Now, because that'd be jokes because you'd be with your best friend 24-7,
you'd experience everything together.
It'd be...
Well, at one time, at one...
At some time or another, I want to have some alone time.
What would you right hand?
I wake up this fucking right-up between...
You're...
It's bad enough.
We got a shirt cock with that guy.
Look, we stop his twigs.
We got one cock.
I'm getting stuck you're like, oh, dude, you're growing in too.
It's just two ass like, oh, oh, this feels good.
It'd also be like, you know, in the morning when you have a wank,
and like one of you starts, you're like, you're still kind of asleep
and the other one starts wanking off and you're like,
that'd be kind of nice.
Your other twin wanking you up because then it feel like someone else.
You'd be like, stop and I'm trying to get some sleep.
Yeah, yeah.
And this is nuts.
That'd be crazy.
I could not imagine that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You guys don't really have much different personalities either, do you?
Did you very much grow up together like...
Man, who's podcast?
Is it always yours?
No, let it keep asking.
What are you guys?
Like, you know when you guys grew up, did you go up, did your parents put you in the same outfits?
And like really, really...
Yeah, that's like a twin thing?
Yeah.
Name tags.
Is that a bit annoying?
Did you each have a color?
Yeah, I said, Mom, I'm tired of this shit.
And that's why you wore slightly different tops today.
Yeah, we used to wear the same shit with name tags.
Name tags?
Yeah.
Oh, that's true.
My mom thought it's cute.
The next at school really love that shit.
Now, but I bet that's why you guys were shy because you had each other.
So you never had to be outgoing.
I think you learn to be confident when you know, you're at school and you're like,
I have to make friends.
So I have to be confident.
You need to push yourself.
You guys didn't.
Yeah, no.
Do you have any siblings?
I have one older brother.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How much older?
Yeah.
Oh, just a year?
Just a year.
Yeah.
Oh, you're pretty close?
Yeah, yeah, we're quite close.
Oh, cool, cool.
Do y'all look alike or do you can tell y'all brother and sister?
I think so.
I think he do look quite alike, obviously.
Often y'all chat.
Does he encourage you?
I say once a week.
Yeah.
I wouldn't say encourage, but he, he,
what did he say to me the other day?
He was just like, man, I don't care who you fucking.
You know what I mean?
He's just like, why would I care who my sister folks?
Right, yeah, right, yeah, right.
That's funny.
He should be happy.
Why do you think so many men are like, like, confidence or like in sales?
Why do you think so many men are in sales?
Probably because they can't get women, they're losers.
And that's probably why they hate women because they can't get us.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
I think especially these days with a lot of online technology, people become more indoors and less social.
They don't have to be social because you can just be at home, play on your PlayStation.
Yeah.
Have you came across these podcasts?
they have a lot of
the red pill ones
yeah yeah
yeah
I went on that one podcast
what it's called
whatever
I went on the whatever one
oh you did
it was worse eight hours
of my life
you were on eight hours
it's too much isn't it
wow yeah
eight hours that's crazy
I hated it
I think as well
that that was like
the last time I gone
not that
I just think that
I wouldn't never say this
on the podcast
because then they'd start
being like
but I
I think they bring women on to belittle them.
And that's the help point.
But I know that that's my purpose on that podcast is to look stupid.
Right.
And so I don't mind because I'm there for my own gain.
Mm-hmm.
But I think some women don't understand that the men are going to try and like
annoy them and try and make them look like idiots.
So they're using you, but you're actually using them.
Yeah, yeah.
Just come on there.
They've noticed, they try to.
I've noticed, they try to.
come off like they're trying to help you but
exactly. They're so disingenuous
the whole point to get you on the show
is to make you like a idiot. I think it's more
of a jealous thing
than trying to help you. Well,
I think they just know it's going to the social media
is going to do well. You know, if
some girl starts kicking off. Marketing
for them. And I don't think you realize as well
like they have so much more time
to plan. Like they know what they're going to start
talking about on the podcast. You come in there
blind. They tell you they're going to be there for four
hours. They don't give you any kind of indication as to what you're going to be debating about.
So you can't do any research. The main guy sits there with a fucking laptop and researches
as you're fucking talking. So of course he's got the stats and he is going to out debate you
because you're there for them to push you in a corner. Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Gotcha moments. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Especially on a set for eight hours. Yeah.
You don't really, like you get tired. They do that to agitate you. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly that. It's
exactly that. Yeah.
And then as soon as you're like, right, I don't, I don't really want to like,
I don't want to be here any longer. Like, right, she's walking out, you know, she's storming
out. Right. That's what they want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Being like, you're a coward. It's like, no, maybe I don't want to sit on a podcast for eight
hours. I ain't got any more to fucking chat about. I feel like I'm so used to shagging.
I'm not used to talking, so.
Right. Hard for me.
When you, when you decide to go on a podcast, do you vet these people?
No, an out-to-dead experience?
No, not really.
That's why I'm here.
No, I'm joking.
I'm joking.
No, I'm joking.
No, but...
I believe you because you walk around with no body going.
No, I just, I see what's what's popping.
And as well, I try to get, I try to watch clips and stuff like that and, like, videos of what the general gist is of the podcast and what I'm getting myself into.
Because I did an interview with Candace Owen as well.
And I was like, oh, my God.
This bitch is about to rip you in it.
asshole.
That's fascinating because you don't walk away from any request to be interviewed or anything.
I try to do as much as possible.
I'm one of them people that I don't really like to say no to things and I always think
you never know what's going to come out of a situation.
Like this podcast could blow up and do numbers and do really well for me and like, you know,
if I was a bit like, I can't really ask to drive to Vegas, then I would have lost that opportunity.
I think especially in this kind of industry, doing the most does have.
like taking every opportunity you can what do you do you think you took anything away from
when Candace interviewed you not a lot just a few followers you got what you want yeah hell yeah
have you um after an interview have you were you able to from any interview ever did did you
walk away oh that was I'm glad I did this interview oh I learned something you guys are really fun to talk
too. There's just like sometimes you just vibe with people and you're just like having a good time.
And you know, sometimes I forget there's a camera there and I'm like, I need to, oh, there's a bit of it sometimes.
Open book. Yeah, yeah. And then I get say things that get in trouble sometimes.
I don't know, just some really funny ones. I went on stiff socks recently. They were class.
Yeah. But I've never come away being like, I have knowledge and power. Usually it's just pointless shit that we talk about.
Right, right, well, how many guys have spunked in your pussy that's made you quief?
Those are the usual questions.
Right.
Which I don't mind.
I don't mind talking about it.
Like, I think it's funny.
Is there anything in the industry you, like, refused to, like, in one of your videos,
did you ever turn down anything?
And now I'm not going to do that.
Like, it's something that's, I'm absolutely not entertaining that.
The one thing I'll never, ever, ever do is shit content, like, Scat.
Oh, yeah.
I'm not playing with my pillow.
I'm not shitting on camera.
Yeah.
That's just like, I just think that's disgusting myself.
Let's talk about this now.
Let's say R. Kelly gets out of prison.
He'd pay you $20 million to piss on you.
Oh, I've been pissed on.
I've drunk pissed.
Oh, you just want to do poop.
You've drunk piss?
Yeah, there's a video of me and porn have drinking piss.
Drinking piss?
Yeah.
Was he hydrated at least?
Yeah, really, really hydrated.
Oh.
Is that?
You wouldn't do it if he's dehydrated.
You've been drinking tea.
No, I want to.
I was telling this guy I was like because I'm into piss I like it and it's hot and um we were doing
the scene whatever we finished and he was like do you want me to pissing your mouth I was like hell
yeah this guy the pee where in my mouth oh this guy hadn't drank anything in like two days
I'm sure of it it was generally like yellow piss that dude was pissing out kidney stuff yeah
I was like what the fuck is this don't like don't offer to piss in my mouth if it's not clear
yeah right I feel like that's the right the usual that's
You each other catch a kidney store or anything.
So that's like sexual to you,
that it turns you on?
Yeah.
I think it comes from like,
I find squirting really hot.
And I guess squirting and pissing is similar.
And I find it quite,
I think it's because it's so dirty.
That's why I find it hot.
Yeah.
As well, I think, do you ever,
you know,
when you're horny and you also need a piss,
it makes you like more horny if you need a piss,
I think.
But, I mean, that's for me.
as I associate piss and horniness.
Is your bladder never full?
And you're like, it makes you come so much quicker
because you've got full blood.
Yeah.
Your blood will fall.
No, you feel like you have to urge the peeve.
Like, your dick is already hoiled.
I'm going to go ahead and d'n pee.
But that's not common.
I feel like that's common for me.
It's coming for her.
You just going wrong with the fuck she says.
No, not.
As well.
You know what did that?
No.
So you go to the bathroom every time.
before you go.
I'm totally empty.
Yeah?
I'm not going to be like,
oh, hold on,
I've got to go take a piss.
You do that?
Sometimes I don't think about it
and then I have to go to the bathroom,
but it makes you,
like she said,
it makes you comfort.
That's just piss-poor planning right now.
As well, I think for girls,
the thing is that
if you've got a full bladder,
it's then pressing on your G-spot
and does make you hornyer.
Oh, okay.
I think that's a fine time.
I don't have one of those.
You've got a prostate.
So you
You say like squirting and urinating is like the same thing
You said it's the same thing almost
Well they look similar visually
It's the same sensation
I don't think it's the same sensation
But I think visually they look similar
Well maybe it's a horse
What the hell are you talking about?
Am I if this going on your head
Am I getting too deep for you
You don't get it if it's a horse
No, but when a girl squirts, it's not urine.
It's actually some kind of fluid
That builds up in them
Oh, you're talking about when a girl squirts
No shit, Kevin.
I thought she was talking about something else.
Right?
I think she was talking about something else.
No, she wasn't.
Who are you?
No, I think squirt and pissing
looks visually the same.
Yeah, but a woman squirting is not
urine.
You know that, right?
What?
When a woman squirts?
I didn't know we were talking about women squirting.
Well, who else is squirting?
Who else is squirting?
Dick squirting piss.
No.
Kevin, what the hell is wrong with you?
That's what I was thinking.
Lily, have you squirred?
Yes, I do squirt.
It's different than piss?
Yeah.
Well, there's a...
People argue about this.
There's not really, like, come.
It's like yearn when women...
Well, there's a small percentage of piss in squirt.
Right.
So the consistency is different.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I remember when I was in rank-quard.
I don't think it feels any different.
Like, it still feels just like watery.
It's like a bit more creepy.
It's not like thick like cum or nothing.
Have you guys never seen someone squirt?
I've seen it.
I've actually had a girl do that when I was like 19.
I thought the bitch was pissing on me.
What the fuck are you doing?
I didn't know.
It was like I was young.
Yeah.
I didn't know what the hell's going on.
I've never been a woman did that.
Have you not seen it important?
Yeah, I've seen it important.
What's the percentage of women that can squirt in your opinion?
I may it. Why would I know that?
I don't know.
I mean, you do work in.
I mean, just like,
most women can't do that, right?
I don't know. I think, I think everyone's got it in them.
Yeah, they got it in them.
That's where I heard too.
But I think it's a, to meet yourself,
it's like a different way.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Mate.
We're getting in deep now.
Yeah, we're getting intellectual, huh?
Yeah.
What percentage of women?
Cause like my older brother says he can make any woman squared.
Every woman he's got.
And he talks shit to him.
I'm like, man.
Yeah.
How many brothers have you guys got?
Just one.
Just one.
And then you two, no sisters.
I was gonna say you guys.
We have a sister.
We're the youngest.
Aw.
Still old as hell, but yeah.
The youngest.
What do your family look like?
Bunch of half-breed Negroes.
Light skiing, good hang
You guys are really young for 50 though
Yeah, yeah
Do you get that a lot?
Mm-hmm
I hope it stays the way
It does?
Yeah
How would I look like 40?
Nah, younger
Yeah, yeah, yeah
25?
I say like 30
Yeah, 30
30
Yeah, 30
Yeah, and British
Y'all don't, y'all
It's no such thing as a T in the UK
Yeah, like water
How you said?
Water
Yeah, water
Yeah, she puts
Some people say,
But like 30.
30.
30.
30.
30.
You know what's funny?
Like, I got out the rain core and I couldn't find a job.
Remember?
Why is this going?
I went to.
Follow now.
It was like this ad.
I'm locking in.
Yeah, it was this ad in the paper and it was like for a porn audition.
When you didn't go for it?
Yeah.
We went together.
And, um,
we went in this like little place right
you guys were going to audition together
yeah yeah you guys are actually like simi's twins
what do you not do anything on your own
no it's just crazy it's always been like like if it was another
lily it'd be like your best friend because you think the same
everything's the same i feel like i find her a bit annoying
I would you probably try to kill that bitch
yeah either if you if you're twins
you either uh best friends or you hate each other
Really?
Yeah.
I know this.
Yeah.
I know the female twins.
That bitch trying to sell more dick than me.
Like you stealing.
You're stealing my dick.
I'd love to fuck with like a sister.
I mean, if I had like a twin like you guys.
Because I think it's not as weird if you guys are twins.
Because like you guys do everything together.
So it wouldn't be weird for you guys to have sex together.
Mm-hmm.
But yeah, sorry, carry him.
Weird for me.
So wait, so you guys went into this porn.
Yeah, we went to this porn audition.
And it was like,
drop. No, we fucking
long story short. Well, let me take
the fucking story. They went sorry, we don't take small guys.
You don't think they gave me a job?
You don't think they don't think
she don't think they gave us the job.
And you guys say us, oh my
God!
That's what I used to look like. Oh my
God. Man, why you pull their picture?
Jade, Jane, look at this.
Jade would have fucked you both.
Yeah.
Sorry, not on the podcast.
I can't pull down on the podcast
That's not me anymore
That's totally too different black man
No way
No that's not you guys
Surely not
Yeah
When I was in a fitness
Bodybuilding
Yeah
That's crazy
Wait so did you get your job
Huh
Did you get the job
No I walked out
I was scared my mama's gonna say
Not that my mom was gonna say
My cousins would say
And they would tell my mom
Hey your twin boys
Doing porn
Yeah you guys would be so recognized
you guys would have absolutely like skyrocketed in the porn industry.
Two twins, they would have gone crazy.
There's no superstar.
There's never been two twins, I swear.
Sorry, I'm going to cough.
Don't put it on me.
Did you cuff come up?
Did you cough up some scenes?
It's like some white stuff spurts out.
Hey, you went to the Avian Awards?
It's the first time you went?
Yeah.
How was that experience?
A bit boring, if I'm honest.
Yeah.
Really? No.
A bunch of sales walk around?
I mean the actual awards.
It just goes on for quite a while.
I'm a bit like, I can't keep my attention on something for too long.
But the convention was really from because you like meeting all funds and stuff like that and everyone's kind of crazy.
You like taking pictures?
Well fans.
She don't like taking no damn pictures, but like, hmm.
Take the picture.
Gas Walker, look at this, oh my God.
I took a picture of Lily.
He's walking away, looking.
He said, look at this loser.
No, it was so funny.
As well, like, I don't meet many fans, you know.
Oh, really?
Because we used to do fitness expos,
and we would have, like, thousands of people in our lives.
It's crazy, isn't it?
It's crazy.
You'd be exhausted.
Yeah, it's really exhausting.
Sorry, I'm going to.
Can I have some water?
Yeah, sure.
Is that okay?
Sorry, I've got a cough.
We can wrap it up in the next five minutes.
Sorry.
That is fun
Snuck in my throat
That is fucking nuts
Sorry
We're back
How tall are you?
5 a.m.
I've got these heels on them
I'm about as tall as you guys
With the heels on you
Yeah how tall are you guys
About 6 o'clock
About 6 2
We used to be 6 2
We've 50 now
You're so shrinking
Oh probably 511
No we're probably like 6 1
Yeah
That's a good high
That's a good height
Do you
Is that like a deal break for you?
No
You can't have like a 5 foot 6
boyfriend right
No I fucked I fucked
Ficked a midget literally last week
A midget
I'll show you this way
I'll fuck this guy
His name's tiny smalls
He's so nice
Tiny Smalls
Yeah
You know I noticed about
I looked at it
Just to get my humor myself
All of them got big cops
They actually have
Show the camera
Yeah
That right there
Fuck
Oh, oh, no, don't show that.
Oh.
Thank you.
Let me see it.
You can get it.
He's good.
He's got a big cock, though.
Honey can't see it.
I don't think.
Yeah, let me see some penetration.
Hey, you cut the only child.
This dude is.
Holy shit.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Dude's head biggest thing on him.
He's nice.
Which dude?
No, that's not tiny small.
Fuck him
That guy looks like a fucking elf
I'll show a photo
With us clothed
I've got a photo of us clothes
Oh yeah he's
Does that hell
Oh yeah
He looks so happy
Like a kid in a candy store
I actually fucked him on a podcast
On a podcast
Yeah
We were like chatting
And I was like I want to see if you got a big dick
Because like you just never know
And he for sure did
telling you, man, life is like a box of chocolates.
Exactly. That's what I've been trying to say.
You never know.
You know, he might have drawn the short straw with his height, but definitely not with
his cock size.
Yeah, he's walking around like a six foot nine person's cock, ain't he?
Six foot one.
Yeah, six one.
Do you guys have pretty big cocks?
I've never had any complaints.
Would you, if you slept with somebody,
you're like, man, that's a small cock.
I couldn't feel anything, would you?
Have you ever told a guy?
No, no, no, no.
I'd never tell a guy.
No, you don't tell a guy that.
He'll fucking kill her.
Yeah, they'll kill themselves.
Yeah.
You can't do that.
What's wrong with you?
That's like telling the girl,
fucking out you've got a loose pussy, babe.
Yeah, yeah.
That'd be a bit, especially, like,
just after you've spunked,
you get a bit sad.
You know, and you get post-knock clarity,
and she's gone, couldn't feel a thing, babe.
Yeah.
That'd crush you.
You would never recover, you know that?
It'd be like two weeks you're coming out, like, oh, I'm recovering.
Then you'd pop back in your hand, then you're like, fuck it.
Yeah, it'd be one of them ones where, like, you know, when you're in the shower or late at night
where you're just up and you're like, ready to go sleep.
It just pops in your head of this girl going, couldn't feel a thing.
Yeah.
Do you think you're loose?
Probably, yeah, I think so.
I've taken some of the world's biggest cock, you know?
What's the biggest you've had?
On the regular dreads.
Let me show you.
Yeah, I'm going to see this cock.
I'm just joking.
I'm just joking, Lily.
No, no, no.
I'll get it off because it's ginormous.
It's like a freak of nature.
Yeah.
Pardon?
You want to have to show me a picture.
No, no.
Give me the subs.
I'll get it up.
I just let my imagination go wild.
You can't show me no big black cock.
Let me find it.
Where is it?
I'll be my files.
Oh, you keep it on your phone.
Don't lose that fucking phone.
Damn, you got so many pictures.
You can't even find this shit.
What the fuck?
It's all ass.
She needs to put lotion on it, bitch.
That big.
Black, as she cut.
You show the camera.
Now we're good.
That's you.
Look.
Did you enjoy that?
That was too much for me.
Yeah.
I think I'd bit more than I could chew.
Right.
Literally.
He'd be perfect mate for a horse.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Too much.
I bet you guys like that have a hard time fun and stupid girlfriends.
This is the thing as well.
People say like they want the biggest cock ever,
Yeah.
You know, if you're like that guy.
You just want a nice size.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You need, this is what you need.
Listen now, lock him.
Five inches thicker than average, boom.
Yeah.
It's thickness over length.
Yeah.
And also, if you've got a small cock, just learn how to lick pussy and you'll be fine, trust me.
Yeah.
That's my advice to all that your listeners.
Hey, there's, you can start giving classes.
Have a bunch of little dick motherfuckers coming in.
So if it's like just four inches long, right, but it's like three inches wide, that'd do the deal.
Oh, that would do it.
Yeah.
I've never seen a cook like that, though.
That's a weird looking clock.
Four inches long, three inches wide.
Fucking a damn.
Sounds like a doorknaw.
It's like a big cucumber and chopped it bitch in half.
Well, cucumbers got some length to it.
I said chop it in half, though, Kim.
But they still got links to it.
Four inches long, three inches wide?
That looks like a wedge.
What's three inches that long?
So that thick?
Yeah.
I think that would be a bit too thick for me.
Yeah, it's a bit too thick.
That's a damn lights all bog.
Well, that's about four inches.
I'd say, I'd say like...
This is too thick, right?
Yeah.
I'd say, honestly...
Can't even get the head in your mouth.
No, that looks quite thick actually.
Yeah.
I don't know.
If I can't fit it in my mouth, I don't want it in my pussy.
Really?
I don't believe you.
That shit will fuck you up.
As well, I think about the poor guys.
that have the really big cocks because they'll never be able to, you know,
have the enjoyment of having their cock deep throat
and having their balls licked at the same time.
And one of life's greatest predators, really.
You definitely couldn't just lead the nuts hanging out with the...
You have to go to the emergency room.
You said have the cocks slam down and licking the nuts at the same time.
So you're like deep-throat in and licking their balls.
Jesus.
Yeah, that sounds great.
That's what I mean.
I feel sorry for guys who've got big coxley can't enjoy that.
Yeah.
Quite sad, really.
She'll make a charity.
She's all down and sad.
And the end of the podcast on the sad note.
Yeah.
My heart goes out to you, ma'am.
This has been great.
Hey, where can people find you?
Yeah, you'll fight.
Lily Phillips.
Just search up Lily Phillips.
You'll figure it out.
Little Phillips.
Sound.
It's a damn good show.
Yeah.
Is that the outro?
Yeah.
Do you start, how you finish it?
