Hodgetwins Podcast - What The HELL is Going On With Infowars? | Twins Pod - Episode 18 - Chase Geiser

Episode Date: June 21, 2024

Chase Geiser is an American Patriot and Host at Infowars. He gives us an inside look into what is going on in the world of Infowars and all of the wild court drama they have been dealing with. Being so close to Alex Jones, Chase tells what Alex is like in real life. Also, Chase is on the Ukrainian EnemIes of The State List?! Y'all can't miss this one! Get Chase's book here: https://www.amazon.com/Rise-American-Populism-Handbook-Patriotism/dp/1510781366 Get your Twins merch and have a chance to win a truck and a camper - https://officialhodgetwins.com/ Get Optimal Human, your all in one daily nutritional supplement - https://optimalhuman.com/ Want to be a guest on the Twins Pod? Contact us at [e-mail] Download Free Twins Pod Content - https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1_iNb2RYwHUisypEjkrbZ3nFoBK8k60CO Follow Twins Pod Everywhere - X - https://twitter.com/TheTwinsPod Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thetwinspod/ Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/twinspod TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@twinspod YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX8lCshQmMN0dUc0JmQYDdg Rumble - https://rumble.com/c/TwinsPod Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/79BWPxHPWnijyl4lf8vWVu?si=03960b3a8b6b4f74 Apple - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/twins-pod/id1731232810 02:06 - What Is Going On At Infowars? 05:52 - Kanye & Hitler 10:11 - Red States VS Blue States 12:04 - What Is A Free Mason? 15:14 - Old Democrats Vs New Democrats 18:33 - The Twins Were Homeless 21:10 - The Middle East 27:57 - Chase Is On The Ukrainian Hit List 31:17 - Chase Doesn't Pay Taxes 34:31 - Junk Food & Homeless Twins 37:06 - What Is Alex Jones Like? 41:48 - Chase's Book 44:40 - Radical Leftist 48:48 - 2024 Election 53:26 - Elon Musk's Hair & Tim Pool's Hat 55:24 - Nick Fuentes 58:33 - The Frogs Really Are Gay! 59:45 - What Is A Jew? 1:04:14 - What Is Populaism?

Yeah, welcome to episode 18. We've got Chase Gaza, host of Info Wars. How you doing, brother? I'm doing good. Thanks for having me, guys. Hey, so what's going on in the world of our Info Wars? Oh, we're fucked. Yeah.

I think so. It was $1.5 billion. I don't mean to laugh. That sounds ridiculous. A billion dollars? $1.5 billion. Crazy thing is, Adam Lanzza, the guy who actually killed those kids, his estate only got sued for $1.5 million.

So apparently Alex Jones is a thousand times worse. The fucking guy that killed the kids. Are you fucking kidding me? That is nuts, dude. Bro, I know. They don't want him on the air, especially with this election coming up, so they're doing everything in the can to shut him down.

And things heated up right in the months leading up to this election. That's what it's really about. They're not shutting him down because of what he got wrong. 10 years ago, they're shutting him down for what he gets right every day for 30 years. Yeah. I hear you on the Ukrainian hit list. Apparently. I don't know if it's a hit list, but it's an enemies of the state list.

Really? Yeah. I come from Info Wars, dude. Yeah. We're legitimate media outlets. Frogs are gay. They really are too Yeah yeah

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Go to optimal human.com for slash harsh twins and get 50% off. Let's get to the podcast. Yeah. Yeah, welcome to episode 18. We've got Chase Gaza, host of Info Wars. How are you doing, brother?

I'm doing good. Thanks for having me, guys. Dude, I love your name. Thank you. It almost sounds like a screen name. Yeah. Chase Gizer? It's like a porn star or like a superhero.

Yeah, exactly. Maybe both. Like Superman, if you sling dick, you know? Yeah, yeah. Hey, so what's going on in the world of Info Wars? We're fucked. Yeah. I think so.

You know, Alex is going to be fine, and he's always going to be okay because he's got so many opportunities, so many people reaching out to him all the time. Right. And I think he's going to be able to start something new or partner with somebody and bring some of the crew back on board, but it's just a matter of time. So I would say greater than 50% chance that were shut down next week, I would say greater than 75% chance that were shut down in the next month. But wait a minute.

99% of the next year. He's a private business owner. He can't run his business in America? Yeah, well, apparently not. And if he starts something new as his own business, it could still be liquidated because he's in bankruptcy. So he would have to actually be an employee of the Hodge Twins or Stephen Crowder or somebody else. He would have to partner with somebody to hire him to protect whatever the next thing is.

Oh, so he's being liquidated because of the lawsuit. He's being liquidated. Yeah. So he's filing for personal. He's switching his chapter 11 to chapter 7, which means that he's not going to own his stake in Info Wars anymore. and then they're going to be able to come in and shut it down. Wow.

Yeah. That sounds like an American. Well, I mean, you know, he owes $1.5 billion. How can you owe $1.4? Bro. I don't mean to laugh. That sounds ridiculous. Yeah.

They got him. They got him for $1.5 billion somehow. It was kind of like this Trump stuff. Yeah. Where, you know, they convicted him for 34 different charges. But it was really just every time he, like, signed a check. So they went through and they just basically brought up every single time he said something wrong. and they added up how much that would amount to,

and it was $1.5 billion for something. I mean, who decides that, though? Well, I believe my understanding is that he was found guilty by default, so they didn't even give him a jury when they found him liable for how much they owed. It sounds like this number is almost arbitrary. You just picked it out of thin air. Yeah, I don't know how the jury came up with it. They didn't invite me to that conversation.

A billion dollars? $1.5 billion. Crazy thing is Adam Lanzza, the guy who actually killed those kids, his estate only got sued for $1.5 million. So apparently Alex Jones is a thousand times worse The fucking guy that killed the kids Are you fucking kidding me? That is nuts, dude

Bro, I know I'm trying to make sense all this man The world we live in right now It's just Well, it actually makes perfect sense They don't want them on the air Especially with this election coming up So they're doing everything in the can to shut them down

And things heated up right in the months leading up to this election That's what it's really about They're not shutting them down Because of what he got wrong 10 years ago They're shutting them right down for what he gets right Every day for 30 years

Yeah Yeah. He's such a nice guy, too. People don't realize he's like a teddy bear. I mean, he'll bite you, but, you know, mostly cuddly. Yeah. He'd just cuddle, huh? He's a cuddler, huh? Yeah.

You know, he took getting used to working there for a couple of weeks. I always wanting to cuddle with Alex, but... Hey, uh... Just come cuddle with me. Right. I won't bite. So how did InfoWilS discover you? That's a good question.

So I started a podcast called One American Podcast. That's actually how I connected with Joe. Oh, okay. connect those dots. And I, it was in Austin. I happened to live in Austin. I had the morning show host, Harrison Smith, as a guest on my show, and he had me as a guest on his show on Info Wars. And his wife had a baby, and they asked me to fill in for him for a couple of weeks for the morning show. Just because it was, I was connected. After two weeks of doing his job for free, I asked him to hire me, and they did. That's crazy, man. That's so cool. Yeah, that was awesome. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, them trying to get rid of

Info Wars. It's like they're scared that you guys have something up your sleeve over there. Yeah, it's going to ruin everything. Well, we don't have any tricks up our sleeve other than that we tell the truth unapologetically. That's a trick. Every week, Alex says something or even one of the other hosts or even myself. And it's like, oh, like, that might come back. But it's true. It's always true.

But it's like, oh, I can't believe he said it like that. Dude, it was so funny when he brought Kanye on there. Oh, dude. And I felt Kanye was the biggest anti-Semite in the world. He wore that fucking mask the whole time. Right. He didn't take it off once. Got it out of the car in it, man.

I thought, because I was the biggest Israel supporter before that shit went down. Yeah. And I saw Kanye and I didn't do my research and I didn't understand the perspective he was trying to share everybody. And I thought he was the biggest anti-Semite in the world until I actually started doing some research. Yeah. I was like, well, we could. I read Mind Conf, it totally changed my mind. Yeah.

Really good book. I never would have. His childhood is so inspiring. Yeah. I would have never thought Kanye being on Alex Jones show dressed up. like a gimp would have changed my mind. Bring out the gimp, it's like Pulp Fiction. Right.

You know what's funny? You say that about Adolf Hillet, like, when you listen to a speech translated, it was like really, really great speaker. Yeah. I was like, I'd never even thought of that before to listen to, I wonder what he was saying. And then I was on YouTube. You think he's screaming some, like, evil shit. But 90% of what he said was just like, hey, our people are screwed over and we need to, like,

clean this shit up. Right, right, right. And yeah, and then it just happened to kind of go sideways. Sounds like Trump. Yeah, but he's up there. He's like, yeah, he's got like the mannerisms. Have you ever seen the photo shoots? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The pictures that were supposed to be deleted.

So, you know, like, we're podcasters. We go back and watch ourselves and analyze, you know, and that's how you get better. He was doing that before, like, digital video, right? He would give his speeches and have his photographer take pictures of him, and he would analyze his postures to see what he should do at his rallies. That's why he did. He's like, delete these. These are bad.

It wasn't him, like, be in vain. anything I'm like he was trying to look see what he looked like so that he could study and do better and that's why like you get the best shit we're like so you know what I mean like his whole body freezes but that he just moves his head you know I like that was rehearsed bro right oh wow he's a lot of comedians do that we record act yeah and we find out really hits how we deliver how yeah words come out while he was doing it way back then yeah he was an evil guy but he was genius yeah yeah and not about an artist either have you seen his watercolors no no I I haven't seen that yet. He was a watercolor artist. Very good. And the crazy thing is so was Winston Churchill. And their paintings look exactly the same. They like the same exact style.

I think Churchill was copying him probably. You know a lot about Hitler. Bro, my last name is Geiser. Bro. Dude, I was listening to the words. I was like, I used to look at all the black and white documents and him talking. And I didn't know what he was. Yeah, they never saw the subtitles up because they don't.

want you to know the cool shit he was saying and you know crazy thing is if you actually read his speeches he does he does bash the Jews right like it's like 10% of the speech yeah I mean people think like 90% of his thing was hating the Jews and don't get me wrong he hated the Jews and he did some terrible shit I totally disagree with that I'm not a prologetic one right for sure but like 90% of his speeches are like oh that's pretty baller you know I mean because they were totally screwed after the treaty of Versailles hyperinflation was so bad yet I have a wheelbarrow full of cash in order to get a loaf of bread Kind of like what we're beginning to see here in the 2020s.

And when things, when she hit the fan, they needed, like, it was going to be him. The crazy thing is he didn't even, he didn't drink any alcohol at all, similar to Trump. But he got his following by speaking at beer halls. So he would go to these beer halls and he would give speeches to like the local working class, struggling poor, drinking, you know, PTSD World War I guys. But he wouldn't drink a drop. So he just showed up giving the Hitler speech. He's like, when we started this party, there were seven people, seven people. Right, right.

It's like, dude, you just go into the bars, not drinking, and then bash of the Jews, and, like, eventually 20,000 people started showing up. It's fucking crazy, man. Yeah. I go to the bar and start giving speeches. Ultimate manipulator, huh? That's what Jones should do after they shut down info wars. Just start going to the bar and just ranting. That's both.

Man, I think anything in a half. Well, you see Trump, he raised, what? How much? 50 million in a week? A lot. Yeah, something like that. I can see something like that happened for Alex. As soon as he, I'm a.

I'm a, if y'all, $1.5 billion would be nice. Oh, yeah, because he started to go from me. He did this. He's going to take everything. We've got to have an important hearing in 48 hours. So anybody who wants to give Alex $1.5 billion, that would be a good time. Right, yeah. All you guys are like, what, in Austin, Texas? Yeah, the heart headquarters is in a secret building in Austin, Texas.

Oh, shit. Yeah. I wonder why y'all decided to choose a blue area in a red state, though. Well, the Portland organ of Texas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not that bad, is it? Um, I'll tell you. I've lived in a lot of different states and areas.

I lived in Orange County, California. Oh, I lived there. We used to live there. And I much prefer to live in a blue city and a red state than in a red area of a blue state. So no matter how leftist Austin gets, I can still carry my fucking gun. Right. You know what I mean? But California, everybody wants to be able to carry their gun, but nobody's allowed to, like in Orange County.

You know what I mean? Yeah, shit goes down in California. You're screwed, man. Yeah, at least in Texas you can defend yourself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Austin's is a, it's a nice place. And they cleaned up the, they cleaned up the homeless problem.

Yeah. They put it to a vote. to the people, actually, and the people were like, get these people the fuck out of here. Yeah. When did he send them? The woods, literally, literally the woods, bro. Dude, you ever seen Robin Hood?

That shit's going down in Austin right now. Stuck them in the woods. Dude, they had to go back to the woods. He gave them tits and shit. Yeah. But you know what I know about the homeless? They want to be homeless. Yeah.

That's what fascinates me. It's like they want to be out there. They don't want to have a mortgage. They don't want to deal with anything except for getting the next. fix. Right. Yeah. You know, it's sad. You know, it's crazy. When I was coming up, I don't know if you guys saw this pattern, but you know, I would go up to Chicago. I grew up in Illinois.

You see a lot of homeless people. You could tell that some of them were like Vietnam vets, you know, maybe they were in their 50s or 60s. Like a lot of PTSD stuff. Now all the homeless people, they're like 20-year-old kids. You notice that? Yeah. The shift? I think it's the fentanyl. Seriously. Something's in the water.

I mean, that stuff made frogs a gay. I'm thinking they... Bro. Those frogs are gay, too. He was actually right about that. Yeah, yeah. Alex has been more right than wrong. Bro. Way more right.

Yeah. Hey, so you're a Freemason? Yeah, shit. Now, I hear this. I don't know what the hell it is. It's like this. It's the oldest fraternity in the world. And I joined it because I read Benjamin Franklin's autobiography.

And he was a Freemason. And I thought I want to be more like the founding fathers. So George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, like 16 people that signed the Declaration of Independence were Freemasons. I'm like, what the hell is this? I joined up. And it turns out after I joined, I discovered that my grandfather was one. I found his ring. And it was one of the best decisions I ever made.

It was badass. Free Mason. So how would you become a Freemason? You just visit a lodge and ask to join. It's really simple. It's like joining like an Elks Club or a Moose Lodge or anything like that. Is this some kind of ideology you got to belong to? You have to believe in God, but it doesn't matter what religion you are.

So if you're Muslim, you can be a Mason. If you're Christian, you can be a Mason. If you're Buddhist. So you could be a Jew and join the Jew. Yeah, for sure. You can definitely be a Jewish Freemason. That's why Hitler banned him, by the way. You know he killed 80,000 Freemasons during the Holocaust.

Oh shit. I didn't know that. Yeah, he thought it was a Jewish conspiracy because there were so many Jews that were Freemasons. So you got 99 problems, but a Jew ain't one. I'm talking here, right? Holy shit. Holy shit. It's a lot of Freemasons in Hollywood and the music industry.

I don't think that's true. No? I don't think so. It used to be the case. Like, John Wayne was a Freemason. Yeah, I can see him there. There's a lot of rappers that are like, Illuminati, I'm in Illuminati.

It's like, yeah, you're just pretending to be. Like, you know what I mean? And like, like, if you look at the If you look at the world's supervillons, none of them are freemasons. Like the Klaus Schwabes and the... You got to be accepted too, right? You got to be accepted. Yeah, everybody in any lodge you join has to vote.

So if one person vetoes, then you're fucking out. So six and shit. It's got to be a unanimous decision. Otherwise you're out. No shit. Yeah, so six and Ray can't go in. Get up, bitch. You guys want me to get you in, bro?

Yeah, let me get a nigga in now. Bro, it's hard in Tennessee. Maybe you can try to win, you know. Texas. You might want to go to a northern state. Like Maine or some shit. Oh, yeah, you'd be fine in Maine. Detroit.

Yeah, yeah. What y'all do at the Mason? The Mason Free Mason Lodge. The free Mason Lodge. We vote on which charities to give money to. Oh, cool shit. Man, I don't know. I can't really tell you.

Oh, you got to be a free Mason. Yeah. Yeah, it's secret. It's confidential. It's very, most of the people, like, you know, the Greek fraternities on college campuses, most of the founders of those fraternities were Freemasons. So a lot of our stuff is very similar kind of stuff like you joined in. Do you have to be a particular, you got to lean left or right or just common sense?

No, I would say that, I would say that most Freemasons are probably right-wing. You got to keep in mind, this is the fraternity that has a philosophy that was the foundation of our Constitution and our Declaration of Independent. It makes sense. So, yeah, there are a lot of Democrats that are Freemasons. but they're not like the leftists that you see on TV. Like liberal. They believe in liberty against tyranny. You know, it's got a lot of very patriotic sentiments in the different stuff that you do.

Yeah, a lot of days people conflate liberalism with the modern Democrat. That liberalism and Democrat Party is dead. Yeah. People conflating it with progressivism. Like, liberalism and Democrat Party does not exist. Yeah. Progressive bull crap. Yeah, I totally agree.

They switched from let people do what they want with their own lives, you know, let people to do what they want in their own bedroom to, you know, eat the rich. Yeah. But fuck that, bro. What if I want to be rich in my bedroom?

You know? I'm stressed. Democrats had to paint this picture like there for the working class for poor people. And they take the biggest donuts from black rock

the biggest global thing about it. If they solve the working class problems, if they solve poverty, then they wouldn't have anybody to vote for them. So they get in,

they got to make shit worse, make people more dependent on the state because that's their platform. They've no incentive to solve the problem. It's like making your customers

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Hey, did you see in California where you know a lot of majority of the people just driving cars are now electric? So they lose a lot of revenue. They had to pass a law that you can't charge your car with a diesel generator. No shit. They have power outages all. time with the short. Yeah.

People were in charge with their Tesla's with diesel generators. Diesel generate? They had to make it illegal. I didn't know that.

They're fucking retarded. Yeah, I see what they're like they're adding a tax because they're losing all the tax revenue for people not buying gas. So now if you use their streets

if you drive an electric car, you still got to pay that tax per mile because they lose all this money from tax revenue from gas. Yeah. People ain't buying

some much gas anymore. Yeah. Well, the reason it's hell to use because everybody's moving the fuck out of the state. Yeah. I got the hell out of that.

What? How many years ago? 16, 17? It's been a while. It's been about, I would say it's been about 18 years now. You guys were in Orange County? Orange County. I was in Lagoon and the Gale. Where were you?

Oh, Lagoonedale's nice. Yeah, I was in the shittiest apartment in the whole town now. Yeah, but she's still in Lagoon and the Gail. It was like, $3,000 a $5,000 a month. It's like $3,200 a month now. I think it was like a $600 square foot apartment. No, 925 square fees, what it was, yeah. Damn, dude, dude, when I used to live in California, I would get like a 50 cent raise.

I'm like, yes. Oh, I got a 50 cent raise. I get a letter from where I'm renting my apartment, my rent will go at $500. I said, well, fuck that reason. It was crazy. I find there so much of a struggle just to try to stay, keep my head above water, and eventually I said,

I got to get out of here. People are like, oh, the weather's so nice. It's like, yeah, you can't really enjoy the weather if you're at the office 20 hours a day trying to pay your bills. Exactly. So expensive. I remember sleeping at my office. I had a small social media advertising business.

I remember sleeping there under the green screen curtain. because I had to work so much to make it work, you know? And I was on the floor with the green screen curtain as a blanket. And that's the way it was, man. To make ends meet in Orange County, California, you got a blast ass. We were homeless for a while. We was living in our car. No shit.

I had just 18, just 1985 Cadillac Barrett's. That's the car I would choose to be. I bought a cash. It was, what, $2,500? Homeless and a caddy, bro. Oh, that was a cop magnet, too. Yeah, just was falling us in. Oh, I thought you said cock.

I was like it was That had been even worse Big Fentase was right outside the door all the time knocking it Yeah It was the 19, what was that 1996? It just got the ring call

It was like 1999 in 2000 No no So what were you guys homeless for? Oh yeah yeah yeah What did you get homeless for? Just broke Just couldn't make So you got out in the military

And you just couldn't make ends meet So I just got a military I was waiting for some check They was going to give me To help me You know Move into society really Establishing society

I was waiting for the checking I mean we was living Damn you AOC Yeah I was living at the red Hill Not the yeah The Red Hill

What was it called Red Hill Inn The Red Hill Inn The Red Hill Inn in Tusston California Wow Yeah it was It was

It was Stuff for like About two months Wow So how did you pop out of it Man he was working overtime With this bullshit

security job All of his customers died I mean He was terrible at it I feel like one day almost got my ass kicked by this homeless guy. I'm homeless too. I'm homeless too.

I'm like, fuck this guy. He kept harassing everybody. He almost looked like the, he was like picturesque of like Jesus Christ. He looked like it looked like his name could be Jesus, right? He looked like, what's his name in that movie? It's crept on an island. Oh, Tom Hankson. Yeah, he looked just like at doing.

Wilson. Yeah, he's an old frail guy. And I said, buddy, you got to go. And I took him by an arm. that some bitch grabbed me he's probably still there still was like strong like a damn praying mantis

I was like I couldn't move I was like oh my god I just got a Marine Corps I'm gonna get my ass kick Bro hey Say you what man The Ring Corps hasn't won a war in a long time

I know Yeah yeah yeah So did you were you Were you overseas I wanted to I put it on my dream sheet but I was I was in MCS testing

California the whole tour I didn't you could do any travel Yeah he was at the MR They would have sent you guys over, maybe we would have won. Gee, you would have lost. They would have left you behind in Afghanistan. Just like everything else. I'd have been a guy on the plane clinging to it.

Please don't leave me. That was so crazy how they pulled out of that. They could have did that a lot better. You know why they did that, right? Well, they wanted Hamas to get all the small arms so they could attack Israel to justify a U.S. involvement. I heard that before. I heard. I made it up, but it's true.

I was talking to family. They said, man, how the hell did they even get inside of the job? It came out in the New York Times that Mossad had the plans like at least a year in advance. I think it was two years in advance. They knew it was going to happen. And it was the 50th year anniversary of Yom Kippur. Like, if you ever go to the 9-11 Memorial on 9-11, they have anti-terrorist units everywhere. Right.

I mean, SWAT and shit. Like, because, you know, that's like a thing that terrorist attack on anniversaries. Right, yeah. So, like, why the fuck are you, like, doing a stand-down for seven? hours when you're getting attacked on the 50th year anniversary of Yom Kippur, and you had the plans that it was going to happen, and they fucking gyrocoptered in like a fortnight or something. You see it fucking fly out

on the sky. It wanted it to happen because it's complicated, but there's a trade corridor called the IMEC corridor, which is supposed to go through Haifa Israel, and it's supposed to compete with China's Belt and Road Initiative. China's trying to fuck over the dollars, the global reserve currency, by monopolizing trade in the region, so we were making the IMEC

corridor as a competitor, so they wouldn't have control over trade. We can save the dollar. The problem is Haifa and the rest of Israel gets terrorist attacked all the time because there's radicals in the Gaza Strip in the West Bank. So Netanyahu, understanding that as long as Haifa is being attacked, this important port of this trade route,

none of the other nations like Saudi Arabia or India are going to, and businesses are going to invest in this trade route if it's susceptible to attack. So we need to bait them to attack us so we can just wipe them all out. That's the thinking. You've got to keep in mind, too, that people talk about the poor Palestinians all the time, and it's terrible what's happening to them. But the average

IQ in Gaza and the West Bank is less than 85 because 40% of marriages are between first or second cousins. Oh, wow. And it's been that way for, like, decades and decades. So they're literally retarded. The two-state solutions, I'm not trying to be cruel or racist or anything. I'm just saying, like, if you fuck your cousin for a thousand years, you're going to have some problems in the way of mental health issues, right?

Right. And so they're radicalized, and none of the other surrounding areas, like Egypt or Jordan, want to absorb any of them because they don't want terrorist attacks from Hamas coming from Jordan or Egypt, because then it looks like Egypt and Jordan are attacking Israel, and that's a nightmare for them. So they're just fucked. Yeah. And so, yeah, they just decided to kill all that.

That whole area is all fucked up, bro. That's why I'm America first. Like, we shouldn't even be involved in that unsolvable shit. Yeah, that culture is just broken. It's broken. It's the exactly way to put it, man. It sounds like the American Negroes culture. What do you mean?

I wouldn't say it's that bad. It's bad, but it's not that bad. I mean, it's pretty bad. I mean, black culture does suck. Yeah. But these things are. Our music, everything, it sucks. And you guys used to have the coolest shit.

Hey, Charles. yeah he was blind but he's cool in that yeah I think it made him cooler do you think Stevie Wonder's faking it have you seen those videos of him like blowing kisses back at people on stage what the fuck got you know she blew a kissing you have you seen that shit

there's people that are like I swear I saw him driving I swear I saw him driving whatever I haven't seen that shit dude look that shit up look that shit up Jamie yeah One of blowing kisses?

Yeah. I think Lady Gaga or somebody blew a kiss from stage at him, like not thinking, oh, he's blind. And he blew one back. Everyone was like, what the fuck?

That'd be the biggest story. He's like, if Ray Charles is blind, I got to be blind. That was what he was thinking with the curve by all the keyboard, you know? It makes sense.

Well, all the rappers did little something. Little scrabping, little Doug, little Wayne, little dog. Yeah. Everything's little.

What does little mean? Why do they use little? What does it? All of them are like really tiny. Like, little Wayne, that dude is like smaller and Kevin Hart.

They stole it from Little Richard. Yeah, Little Richard stopped, but he was little. Yeah, he wasn't little. He wasn't a little. He wasn't a little.

He was little. Yeah, Lil. Little was L-I-L. Yeah, black people take little and say Lil. It's even a little or little. It's a little or little. Yeah, that's that country thing. I got it.

Oh, you got it? Yeah. Is he blowing? He's falling in his back, bro. What the fuck? Maybe he did it first and she did it back. You know, and then they like cut it. You know, but I think he can see a little bit.

Yeah, his hair line is way back there. Yeah. I know. Yeah, his dresser behind him, like literally. I mean, you came to see his hair line. I can't even see the braids. Just like he's bald right there. Dude, he's going to end up looking like that guy from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

that just had the braid from the back of his head, you know? Dude, they've got some predator going. If he ran for president, would you vote for him? Fuck no. I wouldn't vote for Stevie Wonder. He's woke. That dude's woke and blind. That dude's woke as hell.

How can you be blind and still woke? You can't see. All you can hear is everybody's talking. And he's still fucking woke. That dude walking and shit. How do you fucking woke and you blind? You can't see race or anything. You just turn to people talk.

Yeah, and you still woke as hell. You still a dumb fuck. Like if everybody's blind, this place would be a whole lot better because you wouldn't see race. You just listen. You just listen to people's ideas. Yeah. You know, I knew a guy that went blind later on in life, and he listened to the Bible on tape and, like, totally changed religion. Like, I read it before, but hearing it was, like, a whole different experience.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Kind of like hit the speech when you're translated. You got to translate it. Yeah, yeah. When you see him and you don't understand what he's saying, you're like, that's an evil bastard. But then when you hear it, you're like, oh, dude. Universal Basic Income?

Yeah. I think it would be interesting. Oh, he wanted to help Ukraine? Yeah. Oh, he was with Ukraine. You know, make everything affordable for everybody? No more debt?

What? Yeah. It was mind boggling up for sure. You know what funny thing is, I heard he was a really nice guy. Like, I heard that he hated it when people told dirty jokes. It was like a rule never saying inappropriate joke around him. It's like, really?

He's killing six million Jews. He doesn't wait to say it's fucking inappropriate joke. Do you think he would hold the door? Like, you know, if you're, you know, your wife was like walking into, like, a room. I think Hitler would hold the door. Yeah. Yeah, he would. He would open a car for his job.

woman. Yeah. Yeah. Eva Braun. You know, people have this weird perspective on things like, like, I was talking like I'm going to say his name, but he's actually he's a mass murder. We send him the countries to kill people. And I'll say a gay joke and he gets offended. No shit? Yeah. I'm like, dude, you murder people for a living. And a gay joke, you get offended. I'm like, what the hell? I didn't give you shit for killing innocent people. Yeah. You got your priorities. All fucked up.

Hey, so I hear you on the Ukrainian hit list. Apparently. I don't know if it's a hit list, but it's an enemies of the state list. Really? Yeah. So about. I don't know exactly what happened, but there's this organization. I forget the name of it, but it's a Ukrainian organization that's funded by the U.S.

government. And they made a list of like 300 people that were enemies of the state because they did not support increased funding for Ukraine. And so Alex Jones is on the list. bunch of the Info Wars crew. Infoors is on the list. Jack Basovic's on the list. Did we make it? Tim Pools on the list, actually. I think you are on the list, actually. I think you are. I'm not positive. I'm almost positive. I'm always talking to look it up, man. I think you guys are on the list. It's like 300 people. And I made the list probably because I was pissed off

that we gave 63 billion dollars to Ukraine on literally Hitler's birthday, April 20th. They gave Nazi $63 billion, dude. You can't make this shit up. And so I came out against it. And I think that's why. But Jim Banks, I think, has been writing people letters like saying, hey, we're looking into it, who are on the list. So I'm waiting for my letter, but he sent a bunch out that people have been posting screenshots of and scans of. That is nuts. Yeah. Yeah.

We are funding organizations to put American citizens on other nations hit lists. Yeah. So our CIA is paying for our citizens to be on the hit list of different countries. How fucked up is that? That is nuts. I'm about ready to just go to Moscow and join up. I will go to it, but I hear there's a lot of Nazis over there. Not in Moscow, bro.

Really? Moscow? Russia? Yeah, they don't like Nazis in Russia, dude. They were at war with them. So, I feel... Ukraine likes the Nazis because the Nazis were fighting the commies. You got to keep in mind, the people in Ukraine during World War II were starving because the commies, because they were Russia at the time, were coming into Ukraine and they were seizing all the agricultural food. And if you weren't, if you didn't look malnourished, they assumed you were stealing food and they would just kill you in your family. That was how bad it was. So when the Nazis came in, they were like, finally, relief from communism. That's why so many of them are still Nazi today

because as bad as Nazism is, communism is way worse. And even the numbers reflect that. I mean, you think 6 million Jews in the Holocaust is bad. Like, wait until you look at what happened during the Great Leap Forward between 1958 and 1962 in China. It's like 50 million dead. Right? So, I mean, as bad as fascism is and as evil as Hitler was,

all those commie bastards were way worse. Right. Way worse. Yeah, I was speaking to a colleague of mine. He's from Ukraine. He migrated here. Michael Malice? No, not him.

Not that Jew. Is he Jewish? Yeah, he's Jewish. Oh shit, you guys had him on the show? Yeah. You guys should have had him on with Wednesdays. He's a good, he's a good Jew, though. I like him.

Yeah, I don't have a problem with Jews. I just love Jew jokes. Yeah, I do. He loves black jokes. I've never heard one. He dropped a couple of dudeses. But my colleague, like I was saying, he said there was a, I wasn't aware of this, but it was a high population of Nazis in Ukraine. Yeah.

Yeah. I didn't know that. There's a Nazi cemetery in Elkins Park, Pennsylvania. dedicated to Nazi Ukrainian soldiers who died fighting in World War II. That's crazy. Yeah, so they have the Iron Crossup. It's a statue, and it's got the Ukrainian trident symbol on it. And they're all Ukrainian-Ukrainian Nazis buried in Pennsylvania.

El Salvador, they're tearing down statues of Thomas Jefferson. They're leaving the Elkinsport Iron Cross-up. It's wild, bro. Yeah, yeah. People are stupid, just useful idiots all over. Yeah, yeah. I just don't want to fund it, man. So I just stop paying taxes.

Yeah. You just stop paying taxes? How's that working out? Well, now that I work for Info Wars, my taxes are withheld automatically, but I was a small business owner before, so you got to write your own check. So I would file and be like, this is how much I owe you.

I just wouldn't send the check. I'm not paying for Nazis shit, bro? Just following orders didn't work in Nuremberg 1, dude. It's not going to work in Nuremberg 2.0. Just don't write him a check. Yeah, man. The money I'm paying taxes, man. I find a great guy helped me save a lot of money in taxes.

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I'm belching and I can still taste it. Oh, yeah. Like, oh, my God, what is in that stuff? I was on two cast a few weeks ago. Yeah. And I got like the family pack of, I think it's 12 tacos. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, dude.

I ate like nine of them, you know? And then, like, I go to sleep because you do, you have, like, a coma after that. I roll over, like, three hours later, and I just grab one. This is disgusting shit. Nobody would vote for Trump if they saw what I was doing right now. Dude, I ate, I remember one night, I ate three tacos. I ate a grilled cheese burrito. Yeah.

And what else? That Mexican pizza. The Mexican pizza. I woke up in a... Which is cultural appropriation. Yeah, exactly. The tights are pissed, bro. It's totally a cultural appropriation.

You guys took our word. Yeah. All right. They took the Italian speech. Yeah. I woke up that night, dude, I had the baddest heartburn. I can't eat this. Heartburn, man.

You are getting old. Yeah. Yeah. It was a heartburn. It was coming back up in your face. Yeah, I was throwing up. And I had, it felt like, man, I had blow twitch. Do you guys have that twins' empathy thing where if, like, something bad happens to one of you,

the other one kind of senses it? Sometimes, I think, I think, Keith, did you get in the car accident? No, I'm here looking at TV. Oh, okay. What are you watching? Oh, a dude just got in the car. So it's like, sometimes you get these, like, evil visions or... Dude, did you just lose your virginity?

Yeah. Dude, you got AIDS? I found it. Because I got it. Bro. Yeah. It's talking about government-creatic disease. Like, man, I'm one of the teeth's okay.

Yeah. It's kind of weird, though. Kind of weird. Like, sometimes we'll be talking to him. He had finished my... sentence or I get caught up in words he had finished my sentence but yeah because you'd be fucking slowing up sometimes have you guys ever been in a legit fist fight with each other yeah that my fucker's crazy yeah yeah he tore up the whole office you guys like alternate

we don't really fight like grab and choke each other he like kick me in the nuts that's even worse bro i don't really get choked the nut bag but we never punch each other like it's just like yeah i can't push myself in the face yeah we do a lot of Shaking a good look in the face. I kill you, you black mother. I'm taking the Cadillac. Yeah. Yeah, but being a in a, you know, being a relationship, like business in a relationship, man,

you got to be really, really close. Yeah, we're really close. That's risky shit, too, to be in business with family. Yeah, it ruins families. It ruins marriages. Yeah. Do you ever see any fights off of, um, um, for wars? Y'all get any fights there?

Yeah. Yeah, you're getting a heated argument. I bet Alex Jones comes, that's a fucking comedy. I've never seen anybody getting a fist fight but it's very tense every day and the thing about Alex is Alex is a very short fuse but he is like a genuinely good person

so he always apologizes so he might like say like the meanest shit for like 30 seconds and then five minutes later he'll tell you sorry like 12 fucking time I just got so much shit going on right now like one day I'll tell you this story I might get in trouble but we're going bankrupt anyway so one day like he like he asked for like the table behind the desk to get cleaned up and like we just fucking forgot

to do it right yeah so he comes in the next little yale eat tackle bill on us he's got like you know water cups and like supplements on there and it was just like all fucking messy and he pulls you know for the show and the next day he comes in and like he he makes a mistake of meeting with his lawyers before the show you know what i mean it's never good news so he sees that the table wasn't cleaned up and i just hear boom he like threw the table and i told you guys to wait a fuck up. Everyone in the control room is like dead quiet like because the job is to keep

Alex in the chair. Right, right, right. And he gets pissed off. He'll fucking go home. You know? He's the talent, you know? Yeah, right? Go home.

It's so like, but that's kind of shit happens. He's like, please don't leave. Like, every time you leave, like, every time you leave, right? Like, stay on the air, just do it, you know? And then, like, he'll come back in five minutes. Sorry, guys, I just need to cool down. I mean, with the lawyers, you know? He's so cool about it.

Yeah. There was a time before he was bankrupt. This is way before my time. where the crew would say he would get mad and snap like that and then he would just get people cash he didn't do that anymore because he's on a fixed income because he was like I don't know how much it was but just like wads and cash like sorry it was an asshole

so he's a good dude you know yeah yeah yeah anybody that there's so simply or empty for anybody like that yeah it takes a big man to apologize yeah yeah he's he's a good dude yeah he's 100% a plus and he's just it's just tense there you know you don't see like a lot of fights but people walking on eggs

The news, not even that really. Nobody's, like, afraid of Alex. It's not like that, because he's cool and he's personal and he hangs out. But the news is always about the end of the world. And I'll bet. So it's just a lot of weight and heavy. And then there's the bankruptcy stuff. And I don't know, man.

It's a lot on his plate. It's like the Battle of Hoth in Star Wars. You know, the ceiling's collapsing. The Empire's outside trying to blow up the shield generator. And Princess Lay is trying to keep on solo in the chair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how I felt when I was a telemarketer. Oh, shit.

I was a telemarketer too, man. I was a telemarketer too, man. I can hurt in your boy. You can't find another job, Negro? Bro. That was a rough job. Do you remember the script? Oh my God.

This is Chase Geiser with TLMA Consulting. I'm sorry for going on the blue, but the reason we're calling it's because we have several well-financed buyers in your area looking for companies just like yours. Fuck you! Have you given any thoughts to selling your company in the next 12 months? Dude. Oh, dude, that was a hard job.

I can only do it for like three days. I do like 80 calls an hour. Oh, really? How long did you do that? One summer. The summer after eighth grade. I was fucking 15 years old. Oh, no.

You did it. How did you do? I did well. You did well. You had to get like five leads an hour. And if you're trying to buy somebody's business, it's easy to get a lead. You know, I wasn't trying to like sell them something they didn't want. I was selling insurance.

What kind? Life insurance? Afflack. That damn duck insurance. Bro. Hey, Morgan. I got Aflack on the phone. He's selling that duck shit again.

He sounds like a Negro. Did you ever get any racist shit calls? Oh, dude. What? What? Racist? White people can hear it in your voice of your black. Bro, I'm not a racist white dude, but I can hear you guys are black.

Man, you get some of the... Dude. I've been by cross-as, I can't take this anymore. My damn self-esteem is in the toilet. No shit. It was horrible. Man. You guys only do it for three days?

Dude, I think I did it for like three hours. Yeah, it was like two. We tried it two days. We did it that day. So, man, let's go back tomorrow. Let's give it a fresh. First call. Yeah, we came back.

he gave this white dude gave his amazing speech. I said I could do this. It was like Wolfram Wall Street. I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving. So he gives me this big, thick phone book, and I said, so I just start calling people, right? So I'm calling people. The first call triggered me. I said, I can't do this shit.

Yeah. Yeah, I can't do it. Yeah. Nobody wants to. The biggest thing in sales, if you've got a good lead, it's awesome. If you don't have a lead, the leads are weak, your week.

Gregorne. That's what people tell you know about it. It takes brass balls in this business. Yeah. I couldn't take it, dude. Man. Hey, so you got a book out.

Yeah. The rise of American populism. I actually wrote it too. I didn't even use a ghostwriter. And Alex Jones wrote the foreword. Oh, that's awesome. Most people don't realize that most people don't write that book. Most people can't read, bro.

Does you see me wonder? He knows braille, dude. Dots. What? Yeah. You know, Steve Harvey. He came out with a book about on relationships and he's being married like three times.

Hey man, he would know if he's done it three times. I wouldn't take your fights, bro. Maybe come out with a book about divorce, bro. Yeah. This is how you do it. I figured it out. My last wife got fucked. I would like read his book and do it the exact opposite

what he's telling me. Yeah. Yeah, well, you know, the funny thing is, like if you watch like TV shows of matchmakers, and there used to be some like the Millionaires Club. or some show like that. The professional relationship advisors and matchmakers,

they're always single women. Yeah. You know that? It's like, well, I'm taking advice from you. Yeah. You can't even close your own deal.

Yeah. You know? Like, they'll be hot, too. Right, right. Hot women are the worst. Yeah, I hate them. Yeah. That's why I married an ugly woman.

My wife's hot. Yeah. You stole that joke from, did I steal it? Yeah, somebody said that. That's why I stole it. Oh, Roe. The original roadhouse, you remember the Red?

Pain don't hurt. You remember red in the convenience store? He said, I married an ugly woman. I got divorced. I married an even ugly woman. The original Roadhouse of Patrick Swayze. That's good. That's one of my favorite movies.

Did you watch the new one? No, I haven't watched it. It's good. It's good. I thought it was good. It's not as good as the original, but it's good. Yeah, because Roadhouse is a classic. Yeah.

Listen, don't compare them. Just enjoy the second one. Just enjoy it. I think of it as an isolated thing. It's really cool. thought. Yeah. I'd watch it again. I'll watch it. Yeah. Because my house. The funny one's hokey. Like he goes into the bathroom and it says above the

urinal, don't eat the big white mint. Right. Right. Right. He goes. He says pain don't hurt when he's getting stitched up. Like, yeah, it does. It's like the definition. Yeah, I got a high school friend, man. And he still remembers me. He saw me on, on the internet. He said, damn, I remember that dude. Because we was in the same math class. And if you're original, if you're a fan of the original roadhouse, I remember Miss Wall of the math teacher, she called my David class, right? You said, Kevin, what do you think? I said, the name is Dalton.

No, you said the name's not Kevin. The name's don't. Yeah, that's how I said it. And the whole class fucking lost it. So we reconnect me, and he comes to one of my time shows. It's like, don't. Yeah, he just doesn't. So we reconnected.

He says, man, I just watched the new roadhouse. It's fucking horrible. Well, you know, it's not as good as the first one, but I enjoyed it. I'll watch. I'll watch. Yeah. I watch. Hey, like, because of what we do, my daughter on Instagram or YouTube,

she gets a lot of flack because of what I stand for. Yeah. Do you, like, people in your family do get a lot of flack just because you're associated with Alex Jones and Info Wars? So my daughter, my oldest daughter's three. So she's not encounter any of that yet. And my wife is very selective about who she tells that her husband works for Info Wars. Yeah, I told my wife.

I told my wife, I said, man, you can't be telling. Oh, he's a Trump supporter. Yeah. The best man at my husband. wedding who's what and I officiated his wedding texted me after I started working for Alex Jones and said you don't want to be friends anymore that's crazy wild shit yeah it was like an at two Brutei moment like I don't care if you know people bash me on the internet they're just retarded strangers right when your best

friend text you yeah it's like it's like it's fuck out of my life it's like fuck you know what I find so erronic about that they say Republicans who support Trump yeah is is members of a coat yeah and I always hear that story just got your homeless witness bro yeah like you leave the church they don't talk to you anymore. Right. Your own friends are dropping you because your politics. That's the cold. And I don't even talk to him about politics. That's the thing. It wasn't like I was bothering

him with like memes that were to trigger him or shit. I wasn't like nagging him about it. You know, I was like, you vote's for Biden. We're just not going to talk about it. He wears the mask and the shield. You know, I think he's a fag, but I'm not going to bother him. Like, you know, he's still good hang. You know, he's got to be a fag. Total fag. He did too, man. He gave to business. He had the face mask and the

fucking shield. Dude. I was like, what the fuck is wrong? He was terrified, man. He scared of the weather and he was scared of COVID and now he won't hang out and he gets to hang out

with Alex Jones. That is nuts. Anybody is going to leave you or drop you as a friend because of your politics? That's just weird. Yeah. I can understand if you support Hitler.

Yeah. But. Yeah, I don't know. I just, I just doubled down and I started doing it. So like now, like, if, like, we have like a birthday party at my house for my kids and like the neighbors come over,

if anybody says that they, like, or supporting Biden, I'm definitely going to tell him to get a fuck out of my house. I just, I'm like, all right, that's how it is? Yeah, yeah. That's where we've arrived. Okay, you want to see me not be a gentleman anymore? You're fine. Right. Like the other, I was at the airport with my wife in Orange County, California. It was John Wayne Airport.

And I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said, I support Ukraine. Right? And, you know, four years ago, I would have seen him in like, eh, quiet. I saw it and I yell, fuck Ukraine. Fucking Nazis! Everyone in the airport stops. where he just looks at me like the scene from the Matrix

with the woman in the red dress when the whole Matrix stops you know he's like geez yeah I just looked at and I just kept going he didn't say shit

you know but like you gotta call these people out because they assume everybody agrees with them if nobody gives them shit right so I'm like I can't let this guy assume that everybody who's seen his shirt today also agrees

yeah yeah right so I just go fuck you crazy fucking Nazi and he was like it was like right after the war broke out too so before people were even talking about it no war so I know they're fucking Nazis

right yeah it felt so good yeah sometimes I think about it at masturbate it was an awesome experience it was so cathartic he was a dead last time you see somebody with like a woke shirt man just call them out you don't get a fight or anything just be out you don't call them out let them know that you don't like the sign in their yard you know if my wife's scared to put a trump sign in their yard then all my neighbors are going to be scared to put a Biden sign in their fucking yard that flag uh ukraine flag synonymous was stupidity yeah it's a nazi flag yeah yeah if you put that in your bio especially before the american flag you know how many congressmen with the Ukraine flag and then the American flag

I'm like, what the fuck, man? America last? In your bio, literally. Yeah. Yeah. Got a damn good episode going on. And before we get to that, hey, over 94% of y'all

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These people They got brains They know how to subscribe And well the white producers Is telling us to say that shit Hey what do you think's going to happen This next election November

I think it's going to be a landslide Right Here's what's going to happen Trump's going to win But it's going to be really close Yeah It's going to be a nail by it He's actually going to win

By over 60% of the vote But what you're going to see is like 51, 49 in the reporting. Because I think the Democrats can cheat 5 to 10% of the vote. And so it's going to look really close, but I think he's going to win. Technically, it will be a landslide, but I think it's going to look for a close.

I think technically the last election, it might have been a landslide. Do you think the last election was bullshit? Dude, I watched a lot of elections, and that election was over. I remember, what's that? The silverback on CNN. What's that one guy?

I was watching on CNN, and the guy's like, it was like midnight, and he was like, man, this election is going just like, the last election. Trump was up and everything and I just went to sleep. Yeah. So yeah, everything's going to like it just did last time. And then I woke up next morning and then all these damn boats came in and just mail and ballots. I was like, damn, okay, I understand this is going to be a lot of melons.

Yeah. I'm arrested people for stuff and ballots and shit too. You're like hearing it pop up in the news. Yeah. It's bizarre. Did you guys watch that 2000 mules documentary that? No, I actually haven't watched it. Basically, there were 2,000 mules. Yeah, yeah. You know, he, uh, they used a cell phone data and like determine the same people were going to ballot boxes. Did he have to apologize for that?

Yeah, I've seen something where he had to apologize for that. What are you talking about? Now, pull it up, Joe. 2,000 news issues and apology. It was some technicality. He might have used data. He wasn't a license to use or something. Yeah, he wasn't apologizing for the actual movie.

It was just something. Well, they locked him up for something else a couple years ago, didn't they? He got locked up for a minute. He's a felon, right? Yeah, just like Hunter Biden and Donald Trump. Yeah. Used to be a bad thing, right? Yeah, now it's kind of cool.

I'm voting for the outlaw, right? I'm voting for the felon. Bro. Yeah, published a 2000 news apologized to Georgia man. Falsely queues. Oh, so one guy didn't do it. It's the technicality. He's not apologizing for the film per se, but he should apologize.

I didn't know that Stacey Abrams identified as a man now. She does? I mean, George a man. Falsely accused the ballot, right? I get it. God, she's fat. Bro. Dude, she barely lost it.

that race she was in. She needs to lose five pounds. Yeah. Instead of losing these races. You need to lose that gap. Yeah, I never understood someone of a statue why you continue to have that big of a gap in your teeth. Oh, you think it would fill in, eventually.

You could get it fixed. You got money. Does she have money? Yeah. The first thing I did do when I got money is get braces because my mouth looked like an alligator's money. No shit? Did you guys have the same teeth?

Yeah. He had a lot of crowding down here. I had a canine that was protruding. Yeah. So when I smiled. Just to call us Sharkmouth Twins. Yeah. That's the first thing I'm...

Are you fucking kidding me? That's not even that good. Hey, Joe, type in harsh twins' teeth before braces. It was horrible. It's just Hunter Biden's picture with the fucking thing. Oh, 100 Biden's got me steel beat

before he got his veneer. You googled that before? What? Hark's Twish teeth before? Yeah. People are grossed. Yeah, once you get a little neurotic and you can just Google your insecurities

and like they've been discussed. Yeah. Like, you know how many Reddit threads there are Chase Geyserby in a Freemason satanic ritual. I'm like, fuck. See, look at Keith's bottom roll. Oh, they don't even look bad. Oh, it looks crazy.

No, you look all right. You got one tooth hanging out. Keep's teeth is all loaded. Yeah, but nobody shows their bottom teeth when they smile. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were all right. Is you okay? Did you guys get any plastic surgery or anything like that?

No. Are you going to do it one day? Like, if you get real ugly looking, are you going to tighten it up? No, those people to get plastic sets. They look weird as hell when they get older. Yeah, I'd rather date like an ugly 30-year-old woman. A pretty 70-year-old woman than a 35-year-old lizard. Is that the joke right?

Yeah, people look so weird when they get the plastic sedge in the face. It's like when he smile, it just stays the same. Yeah. Yeah, it looks. It hasn't even really gotten that much better. The only thing that's gotten better to the hair plugs, they used to look like ant-legs sticking out of your head. But now they look pretty real. Like Elon Musk's hair looks real.

It's not. Oh, that's real? It's not, I thought it was real. Pull up the video of him getting his first, like, super sport car. When he was a young man, his hair was gone. He was like, really? Yeah, he got it fixed up. I didn't know that.

Yeah. Because they do a good job now. You just got to find the right guy to do it. You heard about Steve Harvey, right? What about him? That dude, he used to have the best hair line in the world. He had this afro. It was like perfect.

And he came to light that there was a wig. A hairpiece. That's, yeah. Look at that shit. Oh, shit. It was gone, bro. Fixed it. Maybe he's taking Roe Gain.

No, no, no. They took the hair from the side of his head and they implanted it on the front of his head. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what they did. He kind of looks like Tim Poole right there after the day. He's just wearing a beanie. Yeah. Don't that look like, I don't know why, but it looks like Tim Poole.

Yeah, yeah. They're sitting here line. He does. Have you guys ever seen Tim Poole without the beanie on? No, I haven't. I haven't either. I have. I'm just lying.

Yeah. You saw Tim Poole without his beanie. A picture on the internet. Yeah. Oh, but you're not. I feel guilty telling everybody I saw that picture. He probably never had me on the park. You just betrayed him, Brutus?

Yeah. He should wear another hat besides a beanie. Now he's got like a bobblehead with his head in the beanie now. It's like part of his brand now. Yeah, as part of the brand. He should wear that cool taxi hat. What's the hat called? It's like a...

Like the limo driver hat? Yeah, like the limo driver hat? You're more likely to die on the way to the airport. Get him a limo driving head, huh? Is that real? Yeah, I think they said, yeah. Well, there you go. He should just shave.

Are we actually going to post this shit? With Timu, too, I know why he's wearing the beanie, bro. Because Tipul without the beanie, I would not let watch my kids. But with the beanie, he can watch my kids. With the beanie, all right. Without the beanie, ooh. It's like if you got a mustache and you're in a mugshot, everybody just knows you're guilty. That's why I don't have a mustache.

If I get arrested, I'm fucked. He did it. Yeah. He did it. He totally did it. Yeah. The fool sent the court. Yeah.

He's like, yo, you did that shit. Dude. Yeah. Put that hat on. Put that hat on. His Lord's like, wear the fucking hat. He's like, put it's inappropriate in the courthouse. The judge doesn't want me to wear it.

He's like, you got to wear it. You're guilty. Yeah. What was his name? I forget his name. I'm having a bad moment. He didn't have his mustache. Yeah, Fuentes.

Yeah. I said, dude, you showed up without the mustache? He had shaved off his mustache. Oh, shit. You should have canceled. Girl back, come back next month. Why the fights again? That dude's got the 70s mustache from hand.

It was like a Freddie Mercury thing going on, you know what I mean? He's been listening to the queen, hasn't he? I mean, they're good, but they're not that good, bro. White tank top. Right, yeah. Live aid. He goes on info was quite a bit, Donnie. He's been on at least several times.

He was in, you know, did I ever tell you the story? But I guess we just met. and tell you the story. So I was hosting the American Journal, which is the show from 8 to 11 in the morning on Info Wars, right before Alex's show. And I was the guest host. And I show up, I don't know, quarter till 8 to do the show.

And the producer of the show comes up to me and goes, yeah, so we're going to have a normal show, just like you usually do. But the third hour, you're going to be interviewing Nick Flentes. And I go, you're telling me two hours ahead of time. While I have to be on air for the next two hours, and I'm going to be interviewing the most prolific. and informed neo-Nazi in the world.

And I can't debate him because they'll kick my ass. I don't know. I can debate him next week. You know, but I get debate him now. So I just asked him questions. So first question out of the gate, I'm like,

so Nick, six million, real or not? He goes, that's a little high. It's a little high. It's a little high. So I was like,

what's the difference between your view of the Jews and Hitler's view of the Jews? Yeah, and you could answer the question. I'm like, oh, but you are neo-Naz. Jesus.

Because at first I asked him He's anti-Semitic and he danced around. I was like, here, let me put it to you like this. How are you and Hitler different in terms of Jew viewage? What do you say?

It was some bullshit, Dodge, you know? And he was nice. I liked them. He was funny. He was a real good guy. Yeah, we had good reports.

I'm not like trying to talk shit about Nick Fuentes here. I like him just fine. You know, I disagree with him about the Jews thing, but I like him. He's great. But yeah,

he was definitely not wanting to say that he had a different view than Hitler of the Jews, but also not wanting to admit that he had the same view in the Jews I think it was like what 7 million people died

don't quote me on that 6 million 6 million right let's not inflate the number yeah that's already hard to believe bro don't make it right

that is a lot 6% that's a lot of well I don't think they mean that 6 million were gassed I think only like 2 million were gassed

the other four are just like any Jew that died in World War II I think I could be totally wrong about this your comments will let you know

but the 6 million The thing is crazy is 5 million people in addition to the six died in the camps and nobody ever talks about the other five Right right right it just happened to the Jews I guess right right for the other five million people He was killing yeah yeah yeah yeah Nick wouldn't have made it bro What's that I'm just kidding I got you too dick I got even a feeling an animal freemason I'm fucked you're fucked why do you like this guy his speeches are great You can read him in my new book Dude, I told me, I thought she was a straight arrow, man.

Oh, fuck, bro. Just because I wear a suit. I come from Info Wars, dude. We're legitimate media outlets. Frogs are gay. They really are, too. Yeah, yeah, gay as hell. The atrazine in the water.

It was true. Astrosine. Yeah. This is the thing about Alex Jones. He takes the truth, and he takes it to 11. You know, the movie Spinal Tap? You know, the game goes too. So, like, instead of saying there's chemical runoff in the river,

that's messing with the hormones of the frogs and amphibians. It's making them endogenous. He says, turn the freaking frogs get! It's true, but it's at 11. You know? That's right.

It's so good. Right, right. Every other media outlet, like, takes the truth and, like, puts it up to five. Oh, yeah. It's just a lie. And it's boring. Like, you're boring at lying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It'll be good at lying. Yeah, you got better embellish on a little bit. Yeah. Look at the liberals. Oh, a man can have a car. I mean, a woman can have a car. Yeah. Really?

Explain that. Yeah, that's like the, that's like a lie at. Yeah. It's at 50. I had the omnibreone and he couldn't answer the question what a woman was. I said, don't you think that's a problem? Nobody can answer that fucking question. He should have seen it coming because there's old documentary called What is a Woman? It's the best trick in the book, bro.

I can't answer. It's too complicated. Bro, try asking somebody what a Jew is. Bro, nobody can answer that fucking one either. I'm not even anti-Semitic. I don't even know who to hate. Yeah, that's true because we paid Jews on and I was like, can I be a Jew? Some of them tell me I can be a Jew. Some of us said, fuck, no, you can't be a Jew. Yeah.

It's like it's always a different answer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll tell you after you're circumcised. And then I found out they like boiling somebody in semen. What's this baller? Boiling people in semen. I don't know. In the, uh, Jew Bible.

What are you fucking talking about? They're bull people with semen. Boiling a human semen? It's an entire. That's some weird chidlersless shit, though. It was just an oil bat, dude. It wasn't semen, dude. What's that Bible called the Talmud?

It's in it. Back in the cervix I was semen first class. I'm going to drink some diarrhea. Make sure you get optimal human. It looks like shit, but tastes like heaven. Good shit. Hey, you're going to find that, Joe? About the...

Are you looking up the semen bat? Yeah, just the semen quote. They got semen baths. Oh, this has been a fun one. They said he was going to boil Jesus in it, right? Jesus. Okay. Right now, he's being boiling semen.

Can you just bowl me in water? This is even worse at the fucking cross. Can't build me in water, you got to put me in semen? But I believe you on the semen thing. There's a lot of weird stuff in the townlet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

A lot of weird things in religion. Yeah. Every religious text has some weird stuff. Yeah. Yeah. It's a, it's a scripture of Bible if a woman has a period to make a sleep outside. Hell yeah. She stank. It's like dead fishing.

Woman, go outside. You're unclean. My favorite passage is from Proverbs. It's better to live in a small corner of the roof than in the house with a nagging wife. That's how my wife was giving me shit. I started setting up a ladder. She's like, what the fuck are you doing outside the ladder to the roof? I'm like, side of the verse.

I'm like, Proverbs. Right. I looked it up so I could do it. She looks at that. She's like, fuck you. I'm like, I'm like, I'm up on the roof.

It's a lot of knowledge in the Bible. Yeah, it's a lot of good knowledge. A lot of wisdom. Yeah. A lot of truth. Yeah. You guys think Jesus came back from the dead? Not yet.

You don't think so? You don't believe in resurrection? I mean, I believe in resurrection. I believe in resurrection. I'm like, he's supposed to come back. What the hell is he waiting for? This place sucks. I know.

He's late, man. That's what I believe in you. He's the talent. Yeah, Jews did have. totally different. They don't think that he was the Messiah. Yeah. Yeah. They just got it wrong. Yeah. They got a lot of things from... They think he's the Antichrist, right? I don't

know. I think they think he was just a false prophet. False prophet, that's it. I'm not sure. That's why he's bowling in semen. But he said a lot of shit that is pretty universally agreeable. Yeah. Even Muslims, I love you. Yeah. Well, I'm not doing you. I'm starting on the Muslims. Bro.

Everybody's... Bro. People say, chase you're so Islamophobic. I say, Fuck, yes, I am. You want? Right. Ask somebody why they're not a Muslim and see if they can answer in a way that isn't Islamophobic.

Oh, so you think he was either a liar or insane? Sounds pretty Islamophobic to me, right? Yeah, the custom that a bride and bridegroom were being escorted to cocking, man, I'm not reading all that. With boiling hot seamen, he then went and raised by incantations the sinners of Israel. Oh my God Bro That's crazy

Can you imagine There's like some semen on the floor And it's just some people Get like manifest out of it Yeah That's the magic that they were just talking about Bro That's how Jews were made

I'm not even going to make any jokes Bro No I think we didn't dug our own grave on this one Oh Hey so Where can people find you? Find me on Twitter. X.

At Real Chase Geiser. R-E-A-L, C-H-A-S-E-E-I-C-R. Link to the book there, all that stuff. Okay. Yeah. And the name of your book is The Rise of American Populism. Yep. Handbook for Radical Patriotism.

Yeah. What is populism? Populism is simple. So traditionally we think of Democrats versus Republicans, left versus right. Populism is the belief that it's not the left versus the right, but it's the people versus the political class. So when the Republicans betray us,

when the Democrats betray us, it's all one uniparty party versus. the interests of the people. So that's the rise of populism. The more our political leaders fail us, the more populace the people become. Which they are, both on the left and the right. Both on the left and the right. And that's what's happening right now. We're witnessing the rise of American populism. This book is an observation of that, but also a call for it. So I hope that populism is future. Because what's going to happen is we're going to see the same exact situation that Germany saw at the end of the 1920s, where we're going to choose between leftist Marxism

or fascism after this whole system collapses. I'm hoping that there's a third option because either Marxism or fascism leads to millions dead. Right. I'm hoping that populism is like a patriotic push without the racist stuff of either thing, without the economic suffering of either side of fascism or communism. It's just good old-fashioned patriotism without all the moral baggage, the immoral baggage. So that's what this book is about.

Supposed to inspire you. It does read like a Hiller speech, but without the hate. Well, it's going to be a good book then. Oh, yeah. He's a great speaker. But he was an asshole at there. Yeah, yeah, it's too many amphetamines. Yeah.

Yeah, that's true, right? Yeah. They had to stop the train to inject him with amphetamines. Yeah. Because he couldn't even go a whole train ride without more. Have you seen the video of him, like, twitching and stuff at the Olympics? I haven't seen that. Yeah, you see it at the Olympics, yeah.

Oh, really? His doctor had him on, like, somewhere between 40 and 80 different medications every day. And it was like a combination of uppers and downers. I mean, he was going to wind up like Michael Jackson anyway if he didn't blow his head out. Yeah. He was just going to die. Yeah. Some people don't think he actually killed himself, though.

Do you guys think he escaped to Argentina? That's what people says that, no, he blew his brains. I think he blew his brains out, too. He killed his dog. Give Sinai to his woman. What an asshole. People think World War II was hard, dude. He couldn't even handle being married 24 hours.

Yeah, because he just got better, right? Better live on the roof, bro. But you can't live on the roof if it's getting bombs. So I guess you just got to blow your brains out. Hey man, thanks for coming. Honor and a pleasure. So nice to meet you. Thank you for having me.

Thank you for the diarrhea water. It was really good. Thank you. Thank you. Actually, I'm going to read this. I hope you like it. I did it.