Hodgetwins Podcast - WOKE Hollywood FIRED Him For Being "Too White"... | Twins Pod - Episode 72 - Tyler Fischer

Episode Date: July 4, 2025

Tyler Fischer is funny as hell comedian, actor, and impressionist. His Hollywood career was on the upswing before the woke mind virus took over! after gigs would deny him for being "too white" he decided to go on his own path and he's only been blowing up ever since! He came on the show and did damn good episode.Check out Tyler on his Comedy Tour - https://www.tylerfischer.com/Become a Member and Give Us Some DAMN GOOD Support :https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX8lCshQmMN0dUc0JmQYDdg/joinGet your Twins merch and have a chance to win our RAM Diesel SuperTruck & 10K in cash - https://officialhodgetwins.com/Get Optimal Human, your all in one daily nutritional supplement - https://optimalhuman.com/Want to be a guest on the Twins Pod? Contact us at [e-mail] Free Twins Pod Content - https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1_iNb2RYwHUisypEjkrbZ3nFoBK8k60COFollow Twins Pod Everywhere -X - https://twitter.com/TheTwinsPodInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/thetwinspod/Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/twinspodTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@twinspodYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX8lCshQmMN0dUc0JmQYDdgRumble - https://rumble.com/c/TwinsPodSpotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/79BWPxHPWnijyl4lf8vWVu?si=03960b3a8b6b4f74Apple - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/twins-pod/id173123281005:15 - Fired For Being White?10:30 - Comedy Vs Woke Mind Virus16:18 - New York Is Cooked22:19 - Diversity = Less White People27:01 - Gutfeld Situation39:02 - Jordan Peterson & Tyler's Gay Dad50:39 - Chiggers56:57 - Ben Shapiro1:00:04 - Dr. Phil & Batman1:04:44 - Short Kings & Tall Queens1:09:49 - Black Woman

We got Tala Fischer in the house. Yeah, yeah. Let's start the show. Man, we got a good show for y'all. We got a damn good show. This guy looked like Zach Alfenakis, fuck McCulley Coker, man. Stop interrupting me, man. I got this.

You guys can head out. Can I say the N-word? You can say it as much of me. All right. I got it out in the car. I got like 100 out. You guys were... Let's just for the record.

What are we starting an hour later? You guys are half black halfway. Well, I'm 56%. It serves a heron. Unfortunately, the other part of, thank God it's white. I did my DNA. I was like, fuck! I got that much African-D-D-D.

I used to be liberal, but I was just brainwashed. I wasn't actually liberal. Yeah, me too. You got to go easy on the people that are sucked into it because they're just... That's it. You're Keith, right? I am.

Kevin. Fuck. Well, you can tell us apart, right? Yeah. Yeah. Did you at least wear a fucking different color hat or something? You got fired for being white, right? From a gig you had?

All right, well, that's enough. Yeah, welcome to episode 72. We got Tala Fisher in the house. Yeah, yeah. Let's start the show. Yeah. Man, we got a good show for y'all. We got a damn good show.

This guy looked like Zach Alephanakis, fuck McCulley Coker, man. Don't say that, man. That's homophobic. He's not, he's not a gay man. He's just small. Man, what the hell are you talking about? Stop interrupting me, man. I got this. You guys can head out.

Hey, what got you in the comedy? Can I say the N-word? You can say it as much you want. All right. I got it out in the car. I got like 100 out. You guys were... Let's just for the record, what are we starting an hour later?

Yeah. All because of the Palestinian guy didn't want to charge his laptop. He's fucking brown people, man. God damn. send a bunker buster over there we're sending a great go get one of them 30 pounds and drop it on his ass we're going to blow him up so good

he's under his mountain look at him hiding under the mountain so sad we'll blow him up you guys are half black half white well well unfortunately I'm about 50 not half half I wish I was half half but I'm 56 black

and sub-Saharan unfortunately in the other part of thank God it's white who would have thought that wouldn't have worked out for you guys that combination you got fuck i feel so bad for you guys i did my dnaz like fuck i got that much african in me i thought that was supposed to help no that's that detrimental to your success it's racist about it man i ain't trying to be black yeah no i'm trying to keep it real i'm with the white man

Man, shut up. Hey, so what got you started in comedy? Um, court ordered. Court ordered. Yeah, it was court ordered. You was a class clown, huh? I was a fucking nightmare. I was such a nightmare.

I was like, I was, yeah, I would, uh, I, it was before the ADD, so I, I had whatever that is. I got that. I would just walk out of the class and go, like, break a window. Really? Dude, I would show up the class with no books, no pencil. I'm just walking a class Even with this is all I'm going to ask me for pencils

You know, but it's like Every day you ask me for a pencil You weren't even in the right school Yeah Every day man I used to do the dumbest shit Like I wouldn't I wouldn't show up with paper books

Pets of anything But would they Was that the black side of you or the white privilege side of you? How do you know what to choose? Yeah Well, bad is black, good as white. Yeah, yeah. Common sense, right?

But I used to show up with this Webster's dictionary. Whipsters. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Did that's what I say? A Webster. No, it's Webster. I got the Whipster.

The Chinatown version. Whipsters. I had a Webster dictionary, and when the teacher be writing on a chalkboard, right? Everybody's like, focus on her. It's like this thick. It's that thick. I would take, spray some water on and get it nice and wet, And it would sound like a stick of dynamite going off.

Wetsters. You're like it's wetters now. Right, we're like, wettsters. Yeah, I just used to do like the stupid stuff, man. Yeah. You're Keith, right? I am. Kevin.

Fuck. He used to. It's because, well, yeah, it's because I watch on YouTube. I think it's switched. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a mirror. Yeah.

Well, you can tell us apart, right? Yeah. Yeah. You don't. You can't tell them for it? Could you at least wear a fucking different color hat or something? Well, Keith, look at Keith. He looks mean.

I look happy. Yeah. Hey, you got fired for being white, right? From a gig you had? All right. Well, that's enough. You had to bring race into it, didn't you? Who's more oppressed?

We could literally have a competition now. I think it's white folks. Now the whites are, yeah, yeah. I just posted on Twitter and I just said, white men are the most discriminated against. And I just thought that would be a fun thing to put online. Yeah, I mean, you could say black people are pressed, but it's because they oppressed themselves. Yeah. Yeah.

But how did that happen? Oh, well, I was an actor. I was in Hollywood. So I started doing, you know, I was doing stand-up in New York. You know, an agent would come in and go, hey, we're from WME. You're going to be a real star. Every, like, every month that would happen. And they'd bring me in.

They'd fly me. I'd meet with Jim Carrey's manager, all this stuff. And then they all started being like, it's not the best time for white men. And so that just started happening a lot. And I was like, this is fucking insane. And I was like, I would talk to comedies. I go, do you believe this?

So like, maybe just take a seat. I'm like, what the fuck is happening? There's no men in New York City in the entertainment business. So then the last time it just happened over and over. Literally. Like, I would book a commercial and they go, we want a black, you know, trans, titless fucking legless, uh, retard. It's just what we have to do.

And they would tell me that. They would say it to your face. Yeah, yeah. Because that's, that's the oppression thing. It's like if we think you're the most oppressive, well, then we can just tell you you're a piece of shit. And so, so my therapist is like, you got to start recording this shit. You got a therapist? I was like an FBI.

I was like a guy in that movie, like, you know, with like 10 screens being like, you know, So I recorded a manager saying it's our company policy to not work with white men anymore. And I fucking recorded that shit. And I go, can you say that again? I'm breaking up here. It's a little windy. I'm on the top of the Empire State Building. He's like, we don't take what?

So I recorded it. Got a lawyer. And that was four years ago. And we're like we're still in the discovery phase of the lawsuit. That's crazy because all the protections that people have in this country, you either got to be black. gay and I don't think they consider white people to be they can't be discriminated but they can't even they're like they can't even figure out that they're like that's not discrimination it's fucking retarded you got to sue these people it's it yeah a lot of nobody no no comedians

nobody had my back which is fine but I'm like I know it's happening to all of you guys I know probably 50 white comedians who would be Bill Burr level like selling out Madison Square Garden and they're never gonna because they just fucking put their dick up their ass but they're quiet about it huh? Yeah, oh yeah because they think they can ruin their careers

like everyone told me not to do it like this is going to ruin your career I'm like they just fucking took my career away you fucking idiot what do I have to lose I'm like al-Qaeda now I literally right it's I have nothing to lose right they created a monster

I was just like I behaved I did all the woke shit. And now I grew... She was doing all the woke shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I almost took a knee when you walked in here.

Took two knees. Give me an example of you did some woke shit for him. Oh, God. Dude, to fuck a feminist in New York City, the abuse you have to go through on a first date. You got to do a land acknowledgement. You know, oh, dude, it was, yeah. Because you just can't, you just can't, if you go outside of, that box, you're, you're destroyed.

Look at New York City. Look at that, uh, yeah, you know what? What's his name? This guy I met in Tennessee. I forget his name. He was a comedian. He opened for us because at the time I didn't have nobody traveling with this. I didn't have my own opener. So that's how I met him. He was, I forget the name of the club.

It was in Nashville, but he opened for us. And he was actively on his TV show. And the TV show was totally not him. He had a southern drawl. He was white. And I was like, hmm, that's not a good mix. the people on the show. Yeah. Then I noticed his Instagram.

He started doing a bunch of gay shit showing his ass. Yeah. And he was getting in, he was covered in mud. Yeah. I'm like, I met this guy. This dude, this is totally gay for him. And it's right. And I was like, why is he doing this?

Yeah. But then they end up dropping him from the show because, yeah, I was white. So he was trying to fit in. Wow. He was doing all that gay stuff to fit in with the people he's working with. Yeah. So as I saw him doing that on Instagram. I said, yep, he's trying to get in good with Hollywood.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. You got to do all that stuff. That is... You don't have to. That's the thing. You don't... To me,

the lawsuit... I mean, it would help, right? It would help. Well, Pride month's almost over. Boy, is my ass, so where is that long month? I used to do a joke in New York and I'd be like, I'd go, what are you doing for Pride Month? And I'd just feel, you fucking homified. I'd get the whole crowd to turn on them.

Yeah. And I go, I'm going to... I give my body up to the community for the month. If you're a white guy, you go down the West Village, and you give your ass up. You find a lonely oppressed gay man, you give it up That's great See, that's what probably Your style of comedy like you know

Have you noticed like if you're a Republican? A lot of times they like to steer towards just Republican-liener jokes then you have liberals that like to just bash Republicans You don't give a fuck No, I didn't I didn't want to because I used to be liberal But I was just brainwashed I wasn't actually liberal. Yeah, me too.

It's a religion. If you're raised in it, you know, you got to go easy on the people that are sucked into it because they're just retarded. That's it. Talk to them like that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, bye mom. Happy pie months.

Like you just fucking. They're just dumb. I was dumb too, though. You got to admit if you were sucked in the cult. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, do you think there's a shift like the woke is starting to go away? from comedy or do you think it's been infected and it's just ruining everything like it's been

for like the last 10 years? I mean, it's hard to say. I think that it's a lot of woke comedians so see what's working and see you guys doing the shit, you know, and people are loving it. And so that kind of cracked it open a little bit for people to like, it's like you're also missing gold. Like you're not going to talk about there's 37 genders recognized by law in New York City. you're not going to that's a lot of material i read the list on stage and i go over each one it's crazy you know so for a while in new york i was one of the only i didn't get i didn't get

the covid shot my pediatrician said i was too tiny and i lost my lost my whole fucking life from that shit so that's where it started for me it was it was the vaccine stuff because i didn't get it and all these fucking cucked out comedians you could just attacking me. Like, gets a shot. Just get it. Just get it, Tyler. Like, you're a grown man.

Yeah. Right, Bill Burr, right? No, just get it, right? Ah, get the booster shot, right? You don't get a black wife and just fucking, you know. Have a good career. Right? Just swallow it.

He totally surprised me. Just swallow a couple of dicks, right? And I'm like, what happened to these men? I know. Yeah, because Bill Burr, he's a bright guy. When I watch his comedy, he's brilliant comedian. Right? You got to be smart.

Oh, that's you. Oh, that's you. Oh, like a man. How old is a goddamn daffodil? In this six-week comedy course, you're gonna... Say six weeks? You think you could learn comedy in six fucking weeks? Try 30 fucking years, all right?

You're being lonely, fucking broke, you got no girlfriend, you got nothing. My freaking wife, you know, she dragged me into this crap. Oh, Bill, yo, you need to start doing videos. Oh, you need to expand your career. You should stop yelling at kids in public. I'm gonna teach kids in public. I'm going to teach you how to pretty much get away with fucking anything. That's an old, that's an old video.

Yeah. I did that a long time ago. I kept submitting for SNL, so I needed a new impression. I needed like five new ones every year. And they would never even see me to audition. And then whoever my manager would be like, you need five more impressions. I need them by Monday. And so I'd have to go and...

You think they're just playing a game with you? They probably labeled you as probably too right-leaning or... No, no. This was before I had any political thoughts at all. This was back when I probably would have been good for the show. It was the, I think it was the... The white thing. Probably.

Probably. Probably. I don't like saying it when I can't prove it. That's why I record all my calls now. But they probably had already white people from that. They had five Tyler's. They had five white Tyler. Yeah, it's like we need a black person or something.

Like, they got that one black chick on. Yeah. What's her name? Oh, yeah. One that looks like a Leslie something. Yeah, Leslie. She just screamed. The 70-year-old woman.

Yeah. She's a loud-mouthed black woman. Yeah. It's like I don't see any talent in that woman, and she's on S&L. I saw her on stage, and I was like, she just comes off like an angry, bitter black woman. I was like, why is that entertaining? She went on stage at the comedy seller and talked about fucking a midget and like abusing them and shit. And so, and I was on right after her.

And I just pretended to be the midget, the whole set. Oh, yeah. So I just pretended to be the midget. Yeah, yeah. She fucked the midget, dated them. So I came on as the midget and just shit on her. And I'm like, she'll probably say I'm racist or something. Yeah.

Oh, of course. Yeah, yeah. I was like, this will backfire. Well, everyone gets fucked by the woke stuff. Because if you take a black or brown or whatever the fuck person and you put them ahead of the line and they're not ready, they disappear. And some of them are never ready. Some of them are never, well, all.

They're black. Well, because they're too busy getting cancer from you guys saying the N-word. Did you see that guy? Jamar or whatever? Yeah, yeah. Well, can you... I love that. Jamal.

I mean, what do you expect his name is Jamal? He said you get cancer and heart attacks from people saying the N-word. So... That is nuts. I did vow to cut back 50% by 2029 on how many times I say. But him to say that, it's like... It's crazy. That's a perfect word for that is retarded. But I'm not surprised.

It's hilarious. It's so funny. And Trump will, this is why people like Trump are going to keep winning. The more they do that, nobody likes that. Look like they fit in elect their first communist governor in New York City. I don't think he's a Democrat. Well, he's up against Mayor Eric Adams. I don't think he's going to beat him.

But if he does, well, he's running as an independent. Yeah, but I think he's going to get the Jew money. Who, Adams? You know the Jews to decide all the election. There we go. Clip it. He's going to win. Yeah, yeah, he's going to win.

No, it's, you know what it is? That city is run by young feminists. Yeah. So it's kind of game over, I think. Yeah. They're all coming out of NYU and Columbia, and they're just fucking, they shave their heads and grow their pussy out. And they got all these cats. and they're, those are the people that are,

and now they wear those habab, habab, hijabs. What'd you call them? He jabs. I call, well, black people call them do rags. What did he call it? He jabs. He jabs.

Yeah, he jabs. They're all walking around in those things. Have you been to New York City? I can't stand. I haven't been, I hate that fucking place. It's a great, it really is, I think it's the greatest city in the world. It's ruined politically and with the ideology,

but, oh, it's, it's, fuck, I just moved a month ago, finally got out, went to Texas. How long did you live there? Fifteen years. Jesus, how did you do that? In an all-black neighborhood, including myself. You're lucky to be here.

Talk about being a minority. Holy shit. Oh, my God. But New York is a great place for a comedy career. That's why you... It was a great place to start. So I built my chops there because it's fucking insane. You go up in a little room and then here comes Dave Chappelle comes up and then Seinfeld.

and so you can get really good, but not anymore. Because the woke shit now, there's segregated shows. There's like all... Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's been happening for... I've been screaming it for years. Like, there'll be a non-white show

or immigrants only or gays only or... What? Oh, yeah. It's insane. I remember a guy came up to me. He goes, I didn't know you're gay. And I go, what are you talking about? He goes, this is the gay night.

This is the only gay guy show. And I'm like, oh, shit. Oh, let's fucking go. try some shit. It's so fucking crazy. So you think Adams is going to lose? I mean, that guy's retarded.

I kick those crackers in, man. My ex-abs of New York. Oh, we're going to come to the police, man. I'll believe him for 15 years. And Adams of New York. And now he sounds like Shakespeare.

after that new guy yeah yeah I think I think out of you think he's gonna win the Jews go get behind he's gonna win I don't think the Jews like neither one of you gotta pick your paws and the guys the other guys horrible that guy's wild what is his name a Mamu Soleimani I think so I'm honey that went running and crying and he was dreaming when Trump murdered his ass blew him up we killed him like Like we killed him so quick. We went, bing, bang, boom. They came in the back door.

Usually you use the front door, right? You use the front door. You'd go knock, knock. But now we came in the back and bing, bang, boom. He's dead. He's so dead. He was crying all the way. He was crying like a little, what is?

He ran like a dog. He died like a dog. Yeah, I thought he was going to do that with the Iranian bombs. He was pretty, he was pretty professional with that. Yeah, yeah. But I thought he was going to. We dropped a big one. We called it to Lizzo bomb.

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Yeah. Yeah. Hey, so you did some acting. Been on some shows? I did a lot acting. Yeah, I started with acting. I was such a shitty kid, and I was failing out of high school. And then the acting teacher, who I was friends with, I would do drugs with.

Paint the picture of public school in Connecticut. Everyone's like, oh, Connecticut's so privileged. Yeah. We're the highest murder rate in the country. Yes. Oh, that diversity up there. You were in Bridgeport. Yeah.

Too much diversity. Yeah. Diverse is good. It's a little over diverse. Yeah. No one talks about when it's too. much. Yeah, diverse is only good in the Olympics. Other than that, it's overrated. Seriously. Isn't that, isn't it funny? Diversity is actually a weakness. Yeah. Sure. It's funny that

diversity now how far away we can go from what, what actual words mean. Because when people say diverse, they really mean as little white people as possible. Yeah. Yeah. Which like if I go to China, well, I just brought the fucking diversity. Oh, thank you. Yeah. Ain't that weird how they see things? Oh, diversity means not white. Yep. That's crazy. That's why you got to stay on them because they're fucking retarded. You can't give a retard a car. He's going to crash it. You got to keep bringing it back and go, can't do it, can't do it. Hey, like you was on, what's that show, Chicago Med? Yeah. Was it like a one-time appearance, like being on Chicago PD or a law and order or something like that?

Or did you have a... I had my own story for the episode. When you started out, You'll do a co-star. So usually that's like you get one or two lines. So I was doing co-stars. And then I moved up to guest star. And then that's, you get a story in an episode. And so I was moving up to like series regular. And that's when it all ended.

And I just became a fucking psychopath comedian. There's a real, they really, they really created this. Yeah. I have no soul left because I had this beautiful acting life. They took away. The role, I played a jockey. Like jockey? Addicted to ketamine or something.

A jockey? Yeah. Addicted to ketamine. Yeah. Jockey addicted to ketamine. They all do drugs. They do drugs, yeah. So to keep their weight down, huh?

Yeah. I need to get some that ketamine. Give me some weight goody. I was too short to be a jockey. I tried. Yeah, I escaped from the hospital. So I'm all, yeah, I was like all hopped up on ketamine. and drugs and shit.

And I had a big race the next day. So I ripped the IV out and fucking beat the shit out of the nurse. And I run out. And this is Chicago Man? Chicago Men, yeah. Oh, man, I got to find that episode. How did you land that gig? Well, I had these acting agents and they get you the auditions.

So, like, you know, that's the only way to get auditions. Yeah. So if you don't have one of those, you're fucked. You just totally fucked. And so. You ever been on, like, Law & Order or Chicago? Chicago PD or anything like that? No, no.

Chicago Meadows. But I started audition for all that stuff. I was booking a lot. I probably have done like 500 roles between anywhere from a play to a web series to TV, theater movies. What was the craziest role you ever play? Was it that I'm kidding me? Was the jockey? The heroin addict jockey.

The heroin addict jockey. That's crazy. Yeah, that was probably one of the... And then I went out for... There's a show called Sneaky Pete. I don't know if you guys remember that. Giovanni Rabisi. I was up for that role.

But I don't know. It's so... I've lost full respect for Hollywood now. Yeah, because they judge you because you're... Well, that, and then look at how they all responded during the pandemic. They're just such fucking pussies. Yeah.

How much did those roles kind of play when you was, like, just read a couple lines? Was it... How was the... with that? The pay, well, like 95% of people in the acting union don't make a living at all. So you make the point of having a union, dude. They fuck you. And you pay $3,000 a year. I owe them a lot of money. I think of it. It's like the co-star is probably $1,500. Damn.

Per episode. The guest star was $8,000. So it's still, like, it's not a lot. And then they pay residuals. But you really got to get a series regular on a show. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we've been on Gutfield before. Yeah. We went on that one time.

You had a pretty long-standing position with them, right, on Gutfield? Probably about a year and a half or so. Oh, yeah? Yeah. They caught us back, but I was like, fuck, man, it's in New York. I'm tired of traveling. So I was like, yeah. In New York, I just get irritated.

I hate New York. It's too busy. I hate that city. I kept an apartment there just to do the show, but they canceled me from the show. Why did they do that? Oh, for asking a woman for coffee at Fox News. You know why they canceled? This is true.

You know why they canceled? Because they knew you want to fuck her. That's why you can't be fucking. And it was hating on you. They said, no, no, I've been trying to get that. Why did you ask you for coffee? Yeah, you would just stick your dick in a mother. I needed coffee.

I've been trying to fuck that chick for a cup of coffee. I've been trying to fuck that chick for the year. He's just going to come in here and fuck her before I do? No, fireheads. I wanted to take her out, have coffee, and have diarrhea for two hours. Yeah. No, I asked the girl. Who is it?

They brit for your ass, huh? Yeah. He took his, well, he took a picture of his dick, which is still not bad. Every girl out banging, I send him a dick page. Yeah, that's like, it's like, everybody does that. You're a sick fuck, that's why. I think. Yeah, yours.

He sent me one. That's how he booked the show. He had the address written on it. So what happened in your... What happened in your situation? So I used to go on Gutfeld a little time. I loved it. I loved going on the show.

Yeah, great show. A lot of fun. It was a lot of fun. And then I did a comedy special for Fox Nation. Oh, okay. Blowing up. Did really well. And I was there to promote the Fox Nation special.

And then I had Gutfeld at night. I was doing all the shows to promote it. Right. So I did an interview. And then I needed an interview. and then I needed an office because I had Gutfeld in like an hour, so I just needed somewhere to hang out. In fact, I had therapy, phone therapy.

I do it once a week. Really? It keeps me fucking sane. Yeah. And we talk about this stuff. We talk because I'm dating feminists in New York City. It's crazy, dude. Women crazy.

Dude, the amount of pussy I gave up voting for Trump? That's a lot of pussy. That was a lot of pussy. Oh, my God, dude. There was a lot of pussy. Literally, dude. The girls would fucking go insane if I even. and said one positive thing about him.

So, so. Well, they came out of a study like a majority of women that vote left are mentally ill. They're all fucking sick. Yeah. Yeah. They hate themselves. They're all in these corporate fucking, fucking just like slave positions. You combine that with the Negro vote, man.

That goes your party. Someone just got cancer from that. You fucking N-word. Hey, so I want to go back to the third. I'm right I gave someone cancer. How self is of me? Cancer. Well, I think if you say Negro, it only causes urinary tract infections.

It's a little, it's not as extreme. Right, right. And if it's a hard G, maybe some gas. Right, right. I had to go to my show tonight. I was black people. Fucking. Someone's sitting the N-word around here.

Your heart is flaring up. So I'm in the office doing therapy, literally talking to, you know, talking to my therapist about how to, I want to get married and have kids. Right. It's not easy these days. Yeah, yeah. You know, I'm successful. I'm under six feet tall. On Tinder, I'm 2,000 millimeters.

I had to switch it. so we're talking about we're talking about this stuff and and I see a girl walked by and we had a little flirty moment and he was like go talk to her like we have to he's like my trainer

he's like fucking was like Rocky yeah you get coffee you grab me by the fidget he cussed the bottle so anyways I I talked to one girl for a bit and she's working so I just

you know goodbye. And then another girl, she was like, making eyes it. You know when a girl wants you to talk to her. Right. Yeah. We have a conversation. We're flirting. I said, wow, I got to go on gutfeld. Why don't we grab coffee sometime? She said, great. Gave her my phone, puts her number in. I walk away.

And I nearly get tackled by security. I go, what the fuck's going on? He goes, you've been reported for harassment. I literally was like, you have the wrong guy. I thought it was in a fucking prank show. Right. And I go, I just asked a girl for coffee. I go, is that against policy? He goes, bro, it's fucking crazy here.

He goes, please go with me. I have to do my job. Like, these women are nuts. He was totally on my side. He goes, you didn't break any rules. He goes, please come downstairs. Then he hides me in an elevator shaft because these cunts are coming down the hall.

Yeah, yeah. This is fuck new. It was fucking humiliating. And I'm on my way to go on guffel. I go, you can't kick me out. I'm going on TV. Right. I'm fucking, I don't really work here,

but I'm going to go tell some jokes. Like you said a dick pick or something Yeah, yeah And so Apparently Some What we think happened Because I tweeted about it

And the press picked it up I didn't expect that to happen He was on all fucking Hollywood reporter All that shit And so we talked And they're like This is so

They're making it up And they said we think It was a woman A manager somebody You know A higher up Who they're the ones That reported you

and so that's that is how it goes you know that's feminism right there wow that is and so they canceled my next appearance and I called the Booker of Gutfeld I'm like dude this crazy thing just happened it didn't happen I even have screenshots I texted the girl

I said please let me know if this causes any problems because I just booked my whole tour based on going on Gutfeld because when I go on I have to do four shows instead of two If I do one, I got to do two. So, like, there was a lot of pressure on that.

Right. They have every right to not have me on. You know, it's not my show. I don't get paid. You're not under contract. But this changed my, this doubled my sales. Or maybe they went up by 25%. Oh, we're on the show.

And they just were like, sorry, can't have you back. You know, the schedule's booked. And I could just tell. I knew it was from that thing. And I waited two months. That's got to hurt, man. That's the largest late night show on TV. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it was fun

It was a lot of fun Yeah I have a lot of fans from that show now So I'm grateful for that But I decided I'm gonna go public with it Because this show They make, let's all we make fun of is the woke shit

Right And then you get fired I got let go because of that Feminism, the woke stuff Cancel Culture and I'm like You know I was I was watching Jordan Peterson He's like well you know

You gotta just tell the truth You know You tell the truth You don't say the N word Too bloody much Yeah And you know Clean your room

You need some lobster And I was like Fuck it I just I'm like I just told the truth This thing happened And so yeah That's it

I'm off I wish it all didn't happen But any one of those guys From the show Could have spoken up And said we know Tyler And they didn't Like you're interacting

With a lot of people You're in the hair Makeup there The guests I've had female guests ask me out. So can I get them canceled? That's crazy. If that's the standard?

So did he even bother talking to the girl that you swap numbers with? I don't know what, I mean, they probably just want this to go away. They're not going to, I'm not an employee there, you know. If they fired Tucker Carlson, who was making them the most money at of anybody, they're not going to, you know. But I'd rather have my pride and actually just stand up to it than I could have waited for some sort of legal thing to take. place. And I texted Greg and he said this went to the legal department. It's out of my control. You got to be

patient. And I was like... Oh, it's still in the process? Yeah, but I was like, what is that? That could be a year, two years. That's just something that shook you up and... Yeah. And I got people, gutfeld people coming up to me nonstop. I'm talking at the airport. The ticket person, the TSA, the pilot

comes out, brings me in the cockpit. Right. Everybody watches that show. Right. Well, not everybody, but a lot. A lot, yeah. And so I thought, I'm not going to lie to them. It's like every day, where'd you go? What happened? I was like, this is what happened.

Damn. You know? Damn. But the woke stuff's not over. Yeah. And it's New York City, man. Fox News is in New York City. Yeah, the last place I would think that would happen was be around a bunch of so-called conservatives or Republicans.

But they're not at Fox. Yeah. You got to imagine. Think about how many employees are in that building in New York City. Most of them are still left-leaning people. Probably couldn't get a job at CNN. and they're there and they're resentful, you know? Wow.

So you got a bunch of left-leaning feminists working at Fox. Any chance to take someone out, you know, that's probably what happened. And good for her. She did it. She succeeded. I mean, because he was on the show for like a year. Probably a year and a half. Hmm.

That sounds like a serious lawsuit to me. I wasn't an employee, though. You know, I mean. It's not like a pay. thing, neither. You're not under any on the... Slavery ended a long time ago. If you want to show regularly for over

almost a year and a half, and then they get rid of something like that, I mean, you are an employee of Fox. They can call it whatever they want, but you are an employee. Nah. He's not getting paid. Yeah.

No, it wasn't paid. Oh, that's... He was just that for the exposure. We've been on that. You didn't pay us. Right. It's just exposure. So it's not employee.

So what the fuck you're talking about? It sounds like modern day slavery to me. Yeah, I know. Because I would think, you know, I know they didn't pay us, but I would think if you want to show regularly for a year and a half, they will start compensating you at some point. I mean, yeah, if that was my show and it was the Tyler Fisher show, I hope I would be paying people to come on.

You know, there's four people on the show. Yeah. So three are getting paid. No, two are getting, no. Yeah, three. Three are getting paid. And two aren't. you're all making that show happen.

Like I got to write my own jokes. You get the topics. I go and I spend time writing. But that's neither here nor there. I just, I wish they would want to clear it up. Yeah. You know,

if they don't, that's fine. But I don't think it would take much to investigate this. And go, Tyler has to go for coffee. It's not harassment. Right, right.

That's a guy asking for consensual coffee during the day. I didn't say, let's go fuck in the broom closet. you know what I mean it's like right it's fucking crazy right yeah that's insane and I feel bad for young men because like I'll be all right I'll be right but most guys see this stuff and they get they're too afraid to even talk to women yeah and this is why right so yeah anyways you guys want to get coffee you don't get off my show that was too much

fucking ass Black people don't drink coffee We drink cocoa We drink hot chocolate For cocoa I don't know The girl was 12 I don't know

The girl was 12 I'm not sure if that had anything So You um You got to meet You got to meet Jordan Peterson Yeah he was on Kilt Tony with me

Yeah I was he like in person He's a very sweet guy in person I just did his podcast And we went out for dinner So I had dinner with him and his wife You have to buy for coffee He doesn't

He only eat steak Oh that's right He's like low carb right No just steak Yeah yeah So He asked me out for steak And he'll be hearing

For my lawyer soon Because I don't eat meat During Pride Month Hey how the hell does he He only eat steak No salad no fiber Nothing? He and his daughter.

No. It's working for him. Whatever. I mean, holy shit. It brought him back from the dead. Like, he was, he was dying. He had some, something happened. You're just scratching your nuts.

He's not going to have. I mean, you're like, you're talking and you're like, yeah, he was eating steak and shit. You can totally eat. That's not how I asked the girl out for coffee. Hey, you want to get to my. Oh, no, I'm covered in poison ivy from the waist down. Really? Really?

Yeah, covered. Oh, no shit. I didn't know what it, I didn't know what Poison Ivy was. I didn't know what it looked like. You know what, could you point out Poison Ivy? It's like a green leaf. Yeah, yeah, so are they all. You fucking racist.

You botanist. Oh, man. Oh, they're all green leaves, aren't they? I got it with his little kids, remember? Yeah. You wouldn't. I'd tell you, I wouldn't know it. I'd say you worse than Coverson Ivy?

Crabs Crabbs Mm-hmm I almost ripped my bow Oh no I was in a brinkul I was scratching my nuts right I was in cameras

And sergeant And he said man Why you keep scratching I said I don't know It's fucking itching Right And then he

And then I was talking To my home boy He said man I got it too I was like He was that fucking Black bitch me day Oh

So I went down to the thing And they say, yeah, you got crabs. They gave me some shampoo. I went down to the thing. I hope you never get convicted for murder. Where were you that day? I went down to the thing. I had crabs.

Oh, but it's the worst thing. You know what's worse than crabs? What? Poison crabs. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm covered. I literally, I have a dog, and we go hiking in Texas, and I didn't know we'd been hiking in a forest of poison.

So you got this shit on your nuts? Well, I got a massage last night, And I think she rubbed it up. Like, yeah. Two hours in Vegas, I got, and I was out of massage park. This is a sick town. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Unbelievable. We used to do that all the time. We was in the Marine Corps. We called them the jackshacks. Well, she had a sign that said, legitimate service, no hanky-panky. And I go, I don't want to Hank.

I just want a hand job. I don't want to be Hanky, banky. That's what they all say. I don't speak Chinese. That's what they all say. But when the money comes out, the horse comes out. Yeah, the worst is when you've got to give them a credit card and you're naked and they've got to bring back. You've got to sign a receipt on the table.

I've never done that, but. Well, I can't ask women out for coffee, so I got to go have fucking old Asian women jerk me off for $60. I didn't choose this life. Well, that's white privilege. tip them to like $200. You only have to pay $60 because you're white. Yeah, they should have the racial chart of the pricing. So you said he was a sweet guy, Gordon Peterson?

Very, yes. He's the one that convinced me to pursue marriage. My parents got divorced. My dad came out of the closet when I was seven. You're kidding. Came out as racist. No, he's, yeah, a gay dad. Okay.

Yeah, he came out as gay. And so... When you were seven? I'm not a doctor, but that'll fuck up a seven-year-old pretty well. This was 1993 or something? Oh, that's a day just coming out back in 19-A. See, the woke kids today, they didn't understand that... Yeah.

Like, that was when it was bad, and maybe you wanted to, like, wave a flag, you know, for a day or two. You know, I never really understood that term gay. Because a lot of times it just means you... bisexual. Yeah, you're fucking... I mean, switch hitter. Well, yeah, he banged my mom at least

three times. I got... There's three brothers, so we don't have the data, but at least three times. He's a switch hitter. Like, when you hear people say, they gay, you're like, you're bisexual. You're just a... No, you're fucking gay. Yeah, yeah. Automatically, if you sleep with the same set, you're gay, yeah. Can you

believe bisexuals want to be oppressed and stuff? I'm like, you all get to fuck everybody? And you're like, oh, oh, I can't get a job because you're fucking everybody. Yeah. Hey, did you ever have a conversation with your dad about that? He said, talk about the birds and be. He said, I'm gay and that was it. I swear, never brought it up again.

Go play. Swear to God. I didn't know what it meant. You just wanted to get the hell out of there. I didn't know what it meant because back then it was, really, there was no gay people on TV. Remember when Ellen DeGeneres came? out and it like oh my god it was like insane it was like worse than the the Iranian war and so I was very ignorant to it myself I didn't realize that I didn't know what it meant

I just didn't know I thought like we had gay neighbors and I go what do you mean I go they're brothers like like I couldn't and so they're partners yeah part yeah partners and my dad's a lawyer so I remember he would tell he he he would be like oh my partner this is my partner to my friends like nine nine years old 1993 did your friends like tease you about it well no we didn't quite know what it was but i don't know why he's doing it to a seven and to your friends i would have kept this shit to myself why you put all that on your son at that age what a total asshole yeah but now i make a lot of money telling jokes yeah yeah you know what i mean it's like yeah yeah that that that shaped my you know my life i always say like if it wasn't for homophobia i wouldn't be

born because if my dad wasn't closeted, he wouldn't have fucked a woman. Right. Like, I got to tip my hat to the homophobes. Right. Like, you know, when I see a little homophobia, I'll go, thank you for your service. You got it. This is what young people don't do. They don't respect, like, their own history.

You have to honor it. This is your history. Whether it's good or bad, it's what led us here, you know. You ever talk to your mom about it? Did she ever have a conversation with it? How did she take it? Bet she called them the F word. I bet you.

I knew what I knew with that fucking f-uh. You're not going to believe this. She didn't take it well. And still isn't. 31 years later. Yeah. She, I remember she'd go in the crawl space under the stairs.

Am I talking about my privileged life too much? I'm sorry if this is triggering all the fucking white privilege I had with a gay dad and a mentally ill mom. And the police department was black. So in my town... Man, that's a fucked up license. A black. I'm like a... I live in like the upside out world.

You live in a twilight zone. You and this is an episode on the twilight zone. Did you make me a white and all the cops are black? Is this some kind of fucked up joke? Yeah, you're dance gay. You're bummed. Losing a fucking mind. The cops are black.

Oh my God Dude, I did this Oh my God That's probably why you're a comedian Yeah Have we seen a lot of fucked up shit Oh yeah You got a fucked up story right

I know your family's all fucked up I had to stop watching you guys I go these guys are too fucked up Oh man we had a rough childhood Right right It was crazy It made us To uh

To uh to uh To tolerate how fucked up my lives was You just make fun of everything Oh yeah That's probably why Me and my brothers were so funny Yeah, yeah.

Oh, we were so funny. We would just do all- Like a coping thing, you know? Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it's, you have to honor it. So yeah, no. Yeah, it's, what made him a comedian. He's dead, what do you mean?

No. His fucking mom was wrong. His mom ran a whorehouse. She used to bring home Jones and fuck him in. And now he's dead. No, my mom under the stairs to the basement, she carved the word gay into the wall with like a knife, like a knife and she would scream in there.

Really? And she would just scream like, gay! You know, I'm like getting ready for school, you know. What can you go wrong? You get rid of school? Yeah. Yeah. And because she had to get a job, she had to run it.

She ran a daycare in our house. So my whole house was filled with children. So I would wake up in the morning. I'm holding a goddamn baby eating cereal. My mom screaming fat in the closet. You know. I'm not going to meet my dad's new. partner after school telling my friends it's his law partner yeah yeah oh no that's his law

partner why is he sleep over oh they got they're working on a hard case so he's they got to burn the midnight oil if you hear some screaming and moaning they're recreating the murder so i would do that shit i would make up yeah yeah yeah yeah damn uh is your dad still live today or he is yeah yeah he's he got married and i and very close with his husband partner you ever tell him he's going burning here for eternity. Jesus Christ. No, I don't think he is. I think, I think, I think the stuff that's bred from that is the real problem.

I think we had a good grasp on it. Like, we had gay, lesbian, and straight. That was plenty. That's good. That's three, three things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can't. Now it's just, what the fuck.

And I don't think he likes that stuff. My dad, like, he's a, he looks like Bruce Willis and Joe Rogan. fucked. I mean, he's like, he's more of a straight guy than me. Yeah? Yeah. He's like, so he's definitely the top, huh? He's, he's both. He's both. But he doesn't like,

I don't think he, I don't want to speak for him. I don't think he's for any of this stuff. Yeah. Do you have There's no, there's no, like, we did a little bit of that stuff when I was a kid, so I was exposed to some of that. Also, bad timing coming off the AIDS epidemic when your dad comes out of the closet.

Yeah. You didn't get to hear of, did he? No, no, no. I got it. I got it. You know. You're joking, right? I don't know, maybe.

I might have got it last night. There you go scratching them nuts again. I am covered in poison ivor. I am covered. This is what the fucking... You know what's funny, too? It's like, I'm going to be going to trial for... Yeah, like, I really...

Oh, shit, yeah. That's just my ankle. It looks kind of like chiggers, too. Yeah, chigabytes, yeah. Whoa, watch your mouth. You know. Like, chiggers are like microscopic. White people get heart attacks when you say chiggers.

You know what they are? Little baby shos in your leg. You got a little baby shers in your leg, too. Yeah, it looks like chiggers. I got chiggers? Yeah, they're like microscopic tics, and you get them just walking in the woods. And they go inside of you, and they just start throwing up all over the legs.

And just what happens? They go in, they bite you in lay it. egg and your fucking thing and then when it hatches, it wakes up and starts eating your fucking skin. Jesus. And that's why itaches, yeah. Yeah.

Fucking Christ. You sure it was, Paws and I? It might be chigger. It looked just like sugars. Fuck, dude. You fucking got chiggered nuts. God damn triggers.

Because we went to, where was the Arkansas had? I used to get them as a kid when I lived in Virginia, but I hadn't got him a long time because I've been living in California. I went to Arkansas. I was walking in them damn woods. My damn legs, like a bunch of chiggers. Freaking just, it was, I had to,

all of my legs. I saw one in the woods once. I shot him. You shot a chigger? Don't move, chigger. Hands up, chigger. You're going to spray your poison babies. Oh, my goddamn skin.

Oh, shit. Man, yeah. That might be chiggers, man. Fuck, all right. That sucks. I don't think that's poison. Yeah, it looked like chiggers. You said,

you went through the woods, right? They didn't, like, high grass and stuff in woods. Yeah. There's burying the body. Yeah, those are chiggers. Really? Yeah, those are chiggers. Because it's right by the grass.

I'm getting diagnosed by two black podcasters right now. Too uneducated. Didn't even bring a pencil to school. Well, what you have there, sir, is a case of chiggers. Yeah, you get up right around the ankles. Starts at the ankle. Oh, God. And then they crawl up your legs.

You probably standing in a bed of chiggers. And that Chinese woman fucking spread those chiggers. Fucking fucking checking you off and rubbing your legs. Well, now everyone in that place is going to have chiggers tonight. Yeah. Yeah, that is nuts. That Asian lady probably didn't know what to hear she was looking at. Is she the one that told you had Poison Ivy?

No, I knew when I was fucking scratching my balls up for the last six weeks. But where did you say you went walking in the woods? You'll have Poison Ivy. Yeah, I think of Chiggers. Well, every day I go for a little hikes and stuff. And then I googled Poison Ivy because I realized I thought it was like red and scary, you know. Yeah, yeah. You weren't a damn chigger force. That's what she's...

Yeah, those fucking figures. I thought Texas got rid of all of them. You can't kill a chigger. Those things are worse than roaches. Come to find out. Yeah, you can't even see them. Damn. Microscopic tics. Oh, God damn. Oh, well. They do itch like hell, though.

Yeah. My God. You know what's crazy is this is this, if I go to trial for this lawsuit for the discrimination, they're going to, like, show a clip of this. Like, they're going to do a montage of like, he hates triggers. This is all going to be, they watch everything I do. That's a dog whistle for the head where I'm telling you.

Shout out to AGI Entertainment. That's the name of the management company. Who thinks it's okay to tell white people to screw off? Can you publicly tell people who manages you now? I don't have it. No, it's just him now. That broke me. Like that, do that phone call.

So nobody even represents you? No. That phone, literally that phone call broke me. Dude, we had a, we still have an agent, but he was getting a lot of pushback. Yeah, people, there's some of Hollywood. Hey, man, can you take me down from your social media? I'm getting a lot of. Oh, because of you guys?

Yeah, because he represents us. I thought when he was calling me, he was going to drop me. Yeah, I'm surprised. I said, I know he's calling. Because of the content I put out. Like, Hollywood is so woke and so far left, you can't even have a different opinion. No, not at all. Yeah.

And, you know, not to bring race into it, but like. You know what? I'm going to give him a, I'm a shoot him email. I think he would represent you in a heartbeat. Not if he hears about these triggers. We love them. We have one question. That's what you.

Yeah, that's exactly what it is. I got chiggers. Scan it on that. See them little ticks? They're like microscopic, though. That's like blowing up like a dead red chigger is chewing on you right now. Yeah. Microscopic.

Ticks. Yeah, the chiggers, see? It's crazy, right? Shit. Looks scary, though, right? Unbelievable. Hey, put up a picture with the scars. What it looks like?

It looks like your ankle. Yeah. Oh, I've seen those little things. Those little red spider looking shit. Yeah, but they're like... Oh, they're not black? See, the rash that it gives you. Bring it up, Joe, that picture with the rash.

Uh, yeah. See? Chiggers. Yeah, she's probably laying in the fucking grass. Stage four. Yep. That's stage four chiggers right down. Oh, shit.

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Dude, I can't start on anymore. Yeah. Yeah, stay away from that. Yeah, I totally ate ball with myself. He's a, you know, they, they, yeah, I did some stuff that Daily Wire. Yeah, you used to be there, right? Yeah, I did, you know, they, they saw this, you know, didn't get the vaccine, so I've stood up to that and made videos, made fun, all that shit, and then the, the woke white stuff.

So they brought me in. I was in a Gina Carrano, Western film. It was just great. Yeah, yeah, they gave me all sorts of roles and stuff. That was good. And, yeah, they're, you know, what he's really good at is, is doing it. He does so many ads, so shamelessly. Like, it's every...

I feel good to when I do an ad in a video. I'm like, man. That dude will read a 10-minute ad. Yeah. He can just seamlessly, and it's, I'm like, like, damn, he just, he just brought me into that fucking mattress company. Yeah. He's a really tragic occasion. I will be speaking on the behalf of my best friend Greg.

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Like, holy shit. I just made a million dollars for the fucking the bunker busters. That's crazy. You still have a relationship with them, huh? I mean, I don't,

no, I would only really see them when I was there doing, doing a show or a show. Yeah, because that show and that Western came out,

they're trying to actually build a platform to compete. What's that? Netflix, Hollywood? Yeah, Hollywood, Netflix. The things it was producing it movie.

Yeah. Yeah. I thought they was going to try to compete against them. Yeah, I think it has to be on a much larger scale.

You probably have to hire out and have a bunch of people making movies at once. But, you know, they definitely got an audience there. I don't know how it is now, but... That didn't get a lot of pushback because Candace is gone. The one white girl, she's got a spot. Brett Cooper. Brett. Brett?

Yeah. I hate that name, Brett. Because it's like Brent, Brett, which is it? I keep confusing us to. Yeah, Brett. It's Brett. Yeah. Candid, I was on Dr. Phil with Candice Owens.

Oh, were you? She was defending, like, it was basically, is like DEI good or bad. And it was just woke professor. And then it was like, me and Candice. And I'm like, what happened in my life? I'm sitting between two black women defending me. Like, what the fuck? I had a complete mental breakdown.

I started crying. I started crying on Dr. Phil. Oh, what the fuck? What the fuck is going on? Yeah, yeah. What was your show for? Well, it was, the topic was, can you be racist towards white people? That was the topic of the show.

So they brought me on the debate. That is crazy. You've got to ask that question. And we had a debate. It is insane. So they played the tape recording of the guy saying it's our policy to not work with white people. Oh, okay. And that shut them up real quick.

Yeah. Because once you hear that, no one had any argument. Yeah, they destroyed them. That's crazy, man. Yeah. Because you look what's going on in entertainment, like the majority of things that were filmed in Hollywood, it's not even filmed there.

Now, a lot of the movies and everything's down because all the movies, regardless of what you're looking at, it's got woke all in it. Like, I'm looking at Ozart and the FBI agents getting sucked off by his partner. I'm like, why's this in this movie? It doesn't make sense. Yeah, the black guy is getting sucked.

They had a bunch of gay shit, Yeah, it's like everything like that one show, The Last of Us, the girl, they put a gay scene in that. And it's like everything you watch is just, it throws it down your throat. Yeah, and she said, I'm going to be a father, even though she's a lesbian. Yeah, I was looking at Law and Order. Used to be one of my favorite TV shows watch. And it was an episode where, what's the detective's name? I forgot a name.

Benson. Benson. She adopted the kid, and the kids talking about how in school there's a boy. who goes by they-them pronouns. I was like, fuck this. I'm not watching this anymore. Because it's like everything you watch nowadays, like ratings, movies, everything's down because

it's all down. Nobody wants to watch it. Uh-uh. No, I was watching Batman. That was the last time I watched the movie. And the catwoman or Batwoman, whatever that whore's name is, she's like,

she's like, oh, it's just another privileged white male. And it was the first time I'd seen that indoctrination in a movie. And I'm like, first of all, Batman is an adult who lives under a subway station watched his parents get murdered when he was five and his only friend is a British butler and he fights crime for free in a bat suit he's mentally ill

this guy's not privileged you fucking cunt fucking crazy I remember being like I'm done I'm never going to see a movie like that again I just watched that Netflix hit piece on Brett Farb Oh nice

You've been working on that His name is a tongue twister for me Brett Fav I guess it's genetic I don't know Brett Fav

And I was I was watching that That little documentary It was a total hit piece Really Yeah The girl's like Oh he sent a dick pick

Was it the whole thing About the dick pick The whole show The dick peek And they said he stole money From warfare We're fair And I was like

He hasn't been charged anything. The people associated with them. But it's like the whole purpose of them doing this documentary was to attack another white conservative male. That's the only reason why they put that out there. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. I mean... Yeah, like some women, suppose

they get, like, trauma from seeing a dick. Like, if a girl, a ugly girl sent me at, like, a cucket. And I'd be like, oh, my God, I wouldn't, like, pass out and, like, sewer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Maybe it's time we start doing that. Exactly. Yeah, it's just all that was hyperbolic in that from a documentary. This is stupid.

Y'all made a documentary on this? A dick pick? Who else was just taken out? Some guy, Jared Leto. Yeah. They said he was, he brought like a 16-year-old over to his house to nothing happened. Yeah. That's actually legal in Vegas.

Oh, it is? 16. Got to go. Well, I'm small, you know. the amount of kids I've hit on by accident because I'll literally I'll see a woman in my height you know walking

uh huh and I'll go hey excuse me and she'll turn and I go hey I'm like oh fuck fuck they're not because I can't hit on tall girls

they're not just not gonna happen you'd ever be able to a tall girl I have I don't care I'm doing a 66 this is crazy as hell I love it I love it looks like a damn set boy

I was like, I wouldn't if I could hit the bottom of this thing. B-42 bomber with that wingspan. It's crazy. Girl, when she gets over the height of six feet in bed, it's just like nuts. I've been with women, I think, six feet are up. I don't care at all. I don't care. I would have kids with a girl.

In fact, I need to to get this fucking. I can't date down and then the kids get tiny. Yeah. Kids go cover like it, like, go come out like a damn Sasquatch, though. You'd be like, Siphytitoly. We kick your ass and chin. Yeah, I can't do that to a kid and make them small. No, it doesn't matter.

The dating apps, that's when it all changed, was when you had to put the height on there. I remember. So I used to do Tinder in New York, and I would go on two days a day. I had no problems. And then you had to put the height on, and it was like, I got no matches ever again.

Really? Because all these fucking sixes, they think they're tens, and they start picking the type of guy they want. Right. You know, the height thing's a real fucking problem right now. How tall are you? Gotta go. I'm like 5.5.

5, 5, 4, 5. That's only 4 inches from the average height of 5.9. I mean, I could see where it would be a problem if he's like 4'2 or some shit. I'd rather be 4'2. I'd rather be a midget because at least there'd be some women that just want to fuck you. Fuck midgets. You know what I mean? I'd rather that.

It's like a fetish for them. There's no 5-4 fetish. You're like stuck in the twilight zone again. I'm in the twilight zone. So are you, you don't have anybody serious right now? No, no, no.

It's got to be tough because you travel a lot. You do a lot of shows. Yeah, and I get kicked out of buildings for asking women out. It's like, I'm just going to fucking marry a Chinese woman, doesn't speak English.

He just got a male or a bride. Yeah, you probably meet a good girl, though. massage parlor yeah hey uh how old are you 38 38 yeah i wish i was 38 man man i just turn we're gonna be 51 this year that's crazy man because you look 56 no you guys look young as shit that's crazy i remember i think i googled your age once i was like oh yeah shit yeah that's crazy that's the i guess that's the black side you know they say black don't crack no no you'd be dead at 18 if you're all black what we're talking about It'd be another statistic.

I'm going to be in jail right now. You know what? My friends, I had a couple of black friends growing up. Yeah, more than a couple. Me too. Well, I kept it to a bare minimum. I'm like a couple. You know what?

The crazy thing is all my black friends later on tried to kill me like two weeks later. I was like, yeah. I mean, one of my friends put a damn Rambo knife on me. Say it was going to cut my pretty green eyes out. Really? Yeah. But anyway, I remember I had these two black friends. And they say, hey, keep Kevin.

Why y'all, y'all play basketball, a clip of you all the time? Why don't y'all come by to West End? I was 11 years old. You know what I told him? I said, no, I'm sorry. It's too many for me over there. Oh, wow.

I didn't like going over there. Heart attack, heart attack, heart attack. No, it says that Domino's Pizza would not deliver over there because it's always getting robbed by some Negro with a baseball bat. Yeah, yeah. And I actually got robbed by a teammate after basketball practice. Well, he didn't get robbed you and have any money on him,

but he won't. He pulled a gun on it. Give me all your money. I'm like, I don't have shit. I think we had like a quarter on us. And he fucking took it. I had 35, six. Yeah, he took that shit.

That was a lot of money back in those days. That's a full mill at school. No, it was like a couple pack of nileators. That dude, that black kid got expelled the next day. Yeah. Yeah. And I remember the basketball coach called me in with the principal. The principal was a white guy.

It was the same person, wasn't it? No, no, no. And then coach just said, what happened? I said, yeah, he pulled a gun on me. He said, let's go talk to the principal. And then I was sitting down and talk to the principal. It was an old white guy, right? And he said, well, what happened?

I said, I ain't going to say his name because he probably talking about you. You know what fucking said it, you dumbass? I didn't say it's full of there. He was a lot of Michael's out there. And I was like, yeah, he pulled a gun on me. And that white man looked at me like, like that? He said, what? He said, he pulled a gun on me and he took my 35 cents.

That's my lunch money. Yeah, we were like 10 years old. Yeah, 10 years old. Where was this? On the West End. That's why I don't like going over. West End of where? Morningville, Virginia.

Oh, Virginia. Yeah. This country's fucked out. There's a lot of really rough areas. You know why, right? Don't say it. You're already getting black. I'm not going to say it.

Too much diversity. Have you ever dated a black woman before? Yeah. Yeah. By dated, I mean, fucked and never saw again. Mostly because they didn't want to see me again. Really? I had a black girl say,

don't come in me because you're going to colonize my uterus. What? What? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That hurt my feelings. She said you're going to colonize a unit. These women. She, like, hated, you know, again, it's like, all right, I'm in Brooklyn.

So there's a lot of black people born and raised in Brooklyn. And it's a different breed than, like, the younger ones that moved, you know, went to NYU. They're all indoctrinated. She was like, she's just like, hey, the white people. I told you would tell me. I was like, you're fucking insane. It's got to be tough finding a decent woman out of age.

It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. I mean, I'm, you know, I don't want to, I don't want to discourage anybody, but it's fucking, it's a, it's wild out there. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I've been married almost 26 years. I got better in 2000.

I'm thinking just doing Only fans. Why not? Dude, you'll be a billionaire overnight. You think so? Put on a MAGA hat? Well, what's not really into that? The dude's, only people to make money in that is like girls. Because dudes are freaking animals.

No, he's got a, he's got a great audience. They will watch him go. What, just put on a MAGA hat and start just banging bitches? Well, making comedy. Comedy and porn together. He'll be a billion over night. We're making kundlingas great again. We're going deep.

We're penetrating deep with the bunker buster. Come to the bunker buster. There's a lot of people making great men on OnlyFans. They don't do no porn. It would be a perfect fit for him. Yeah, maybe he's got morals. No, they're going, they're going away. I had them.

Yeah. Yeah, I had them. Yeah, it's dating. I'm trying, man. I'm trying. I really am. Like, you know. You got a lot of comedy shows coming up, huh?

Yeah, I'm on tour. Yep. Yeah, every weekend. I'll be in a different city. Do you have, like, a website where you can push them to and sell your tickets? Chiggers.com. Nchiggers.com. No more chiggers.

Tylerfisher.com. Yeah. Yeah, it was a clip. You was on Joe Rogan. And I were talking about R.FK Jr. And he was about to ask you a question. He was talking. He said, well, while you're talking, I'm going to pretend to be him.

And you was doing his voice. Joe Rogan's like, don't do that. Did the vote. It was really good impersonation. And Joe's defense, he had been exposed to a little too much fluoride. And the hypoglyceic acid, so his balance was a little off. It was a little moody. You did that.

And Joe's like, don't do that. Well, you know. And he was serious and heart attack. I'm not going to fight him on that. You got to kill me with his pinky. Yeah, he's got like a black belt in a jiu-jitsu or something like that. Probably, yeah. He'll fuck you up.

Yeah, oh, yeah. Absolutely. All these young girls that have this vocal fry now, I'm like, every girl under 30 sounds like RFK. When you're fucking, I'm like, oh, yeah, joke me, I'll just finish off my vocal. Spray your pesticides in my hairy bitch. Unvaccinate my ass. What do you think that came from that vocal Friday? You know what I'm talking about it?

Yeah, yeah. I think he's been pretty vocal about it. I forgot what it was, though. Yeah. Well, not him. I mean, just women that have it. I don't know. Kardashians.

Oh, you think so? Wasn't around when we were kids. Girls didn't say that. Oh, I know. I see what you're saying now. Doesn't that hurt? Does that hurt your head when you, you know when a girl, like, like, the fucking hot just one, they're so racist.

That tin foil voice. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Women, they're like really big-time followers. Like, what, what, how else can you can, you, how can you explain? I mean, how else can you explain like the Kardashians? They have such a huge following. It's going to be my trial. Like that, at voice you get, you impersonated.

See, now you got to be stunned. Hey, you know what's going to happen next, right? You go get cancer and diabetes. Yeah. They've got a huge following, and it's like, why would you follow these checks? And, like, they're so fake, everything about them. It's not even them at this point. They're not naturally that beautiful. It's all this cosmetic surgery, but they have all these, just women are like...

It's not attractive. Yeah. It's not attractive at all. Man, these BBLs are getting out of hand. Is that the butt? Yeah, yeah. I've seen a woman, I swear to God, it looked like two pillowcases. It didn't even look good.

Two pillows. Damn, mypillow.com. Maybe she fucked Mike Lindell. That's like, my pillow.com. Sleep on it or put it in your ass. It actually looked like Mike Lindell did her surgery. I was like, man, I don't know what's going through these women's mind with these surgeries. That's like, gee.

Yeah. No, it's hard to find a natural, submissive gal these days. Yeah. Or just women, just whatever, just regular. Maybe just try church. Good submissive women in that. Church. Yeah.

Okay. Go to a black church Go to a nice cafe Oh shucks That was No you go to a black church You gonna get an angry black woman You think he wants to get with a black chick

Well you know There's some I just Bill Bryce got a black chick Look what it did to him Fucking Dude turned into a walk Freaking psychopath

Yeah I did it I would date a black girl Yeah Why would you do that though Just privately for sure No, I would I don't care

I don't care I mean you got some good black chicks out there Huh You have great black women out there Yeah sure they are I don't care It doesn't matter to me I just dated a world

From like fucking Costa Rica or Pakistan or something She's just a whore Like I tried I would have married her But she wanted to be a whore I don't give a shit

Yeah Yeah Eight dollar This'd be a great man Where can people find you Don't put this on the internet Please. Please don't.

Please don't. We're just hanging out. Yeah, go to Tyler Fisher.com, F-I-S-C-H-E-R. com. Yeah, I got a different city every week. I do shows all around the country. And it's a lot of fun. I just do, I do like my own one-man show.

It's all stand up. Okay. Hey, ladies, you hear that? Y'all make sure y'all go out and see Tyler. He's available, too. Yeah. Yeah, give me like six weeks for these rashes to... Yeah, and, uh,

I want you to suck them off. Yeah. Suck them off for me. Yeah. That was a good show. That was a damn good show. The damn good show, man. Gotta have white people on more off, man.

Thank you guys, man. Thank you, bro. I've been watching you guys for years. A lot of fun. A lot of fun. Yeah.