How Did This Get Made? - Matinee Monday: Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II LIVE!

Episode Date: October 17, 2022

Charlize Theron and Seth Rogen join Paul, June, and Jason to discuss the 1987 Canadian supernatural slasher Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II. Recorded live at Largo in Los Angeles, they talk about stink bombs, the naked terminator scene, the giant jugs of milk, and much more. (Originally released 04/25/2019) For more Matinee Monday content, visit Paul's YouTube page: https://www.youtube.com/c/PaulScheerHDTGM is going back on tour! For tickets and info check out www.hdtgm.comFollow Paul on Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/paulscheer/HDTGM Discord: discord.gg/hdtgmPaul’s Discord: https://discord.gg/paulscheerCheck out Paul and Rob Huebel live on Twitch (https://www.twitch.tv/friendzone) every Thursday 8-10pm ESTSubscribe to The Deep Dive with Jessica St. Clair and June Diane Raphael here: listen.earwolf.com/deepdiveSubscribe to Unspooled with Paul Scheer and Amy Nicholson here: listen.earwolf.com/unspooledCheck out The Jane Club over at www.janeclub.comCheck out new HDTGM merch over at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hdtgmWhere to Find Jason, June & Paul:@PaulScheer on Instagram & Twitter@Junediane on IG and @MsJuneDiane on TwitterJason is Not on Twitter

She's been burned to death by a jealous ex-boyfriend and now she's out to get revenge on a lot of people that frankly had really nothing to do with it, but that's okay. She may not be the hero we want, but she's the hero we need. We saw Hello Mary Lou prom night two, so you know what that means. Quit taking a shower,浪費 my money take me out of the way bro. We're talking shit and no time to take the fuel. I've been cooking my hot vegetable, I put it three condom pieces into the stew for two drinks.

Paul and the beautiful Jew, gonna take you from the groove, all the way to the room Branded games and street fight, I hope to blow off steam Just a sucker, punch the odd, life of Timothy Green Sharknade on the Burdemic, how we staying alive They call it in the badass, and he's on the line Cranking 88 minutes, cause they cool his eyes Cause the bad Jim Varni looking kind and nice Paul and Jew, getting literal, Jason is getting laid

June is making sure all the monkey shots getting paid They judge a bunch of movies while they making the grade Here's a real question for you, how did this get made? Hello people of Earth, and hello people of Largo We are here in our Los Angeles home In Los Angeles, California, at the Largo at the Coronet Theater It's such a great place to perform, and it's a great night to talk about A classic film, Hello Mary Lou, Prom Night 2

Holy shit, to catch you up if you've not seen this movie In the 50s, a young girl is just about to be Given her title of prom queen, when a jealous ex Boyfriend burns her alive with a stink bomb Cut to 1987, she comes back from the deadish Questionable, we'll get into it, and exacts revenge On everyone just at that high school And some of the people who weirdly are still at that high school

From when she was there, it's a big old mess But it's one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life Here to break it down with me, my co-host Please welcome, Jason Manzuchas What's up jerks? What's up Jason? How we doing everybody? I'm gonna be serious right now, dead serious

I love this movie This movie's got it all I literally wrote the ends 50s, 80s, boobs, butts Michael Ironside This movie's got everything You know what this movie has none of? Exposition

You don't need it It's like Empire Strikes Back Nobody ever says, you know what I think might be happening? Nobody ever says, I've figured it out This is what we need to do The events of the movie just unfold Like Avengers Infinity War If you have not been there for the first 10

Why bother now? Jason, what I'll say about this movie is Every actor is going for it Hard And I don't mind it Going for it hard I like it Every person in this movie is

Maybe the greatest actor of their generation So many of these people I've never heard of again And yet here they are doing unbelievable work And there's no better person to break down this tale Than my other co-host She is in a movie that is coming out It's called Longshot Please welcome June Diane Rayfield

Welcome June Hi Paul, how are you? Fine, how are you? I'm great June, when I told you it was a scary movie Your reaction was simply, oh fuck Yes, and I was scared at points But I have to say

I also rather enjoyed this motion picture Okay, so that woman is truly a star Okay, this is Vicki we're talking about She's a star That's what I'm saying Never before have I seen such great work And by the way, life-size rocking horse in your room Look

But I kept on waiting for it to be revealed That she was like a horse girl Like one of those girls who loves horses No, I don't think she is No, by the way, the size of that is revealed Late in the movie I felt like But she doesn't ride She's not a rider

She's not an equestrian This is a masturbation device We understand this to be a masturbation device And her father comes in and she's like This whole movie is an allegory for sexual awakening Is it not? Isn't this the scene where she then like Stone cold tongue kisses her dad

Who doesn't protest much Who is into it He's legit into it We'll get into it We have so much to talk about And we felt like we needed to bring Someone who had been on this podcast before Someone who understands, you know

The care that needs to be taken with a movie like this Also from the movie Long Show Please welcome Seth Rogen Welcome, welcome back, Seth Thank you You are now, you are in the rare air You're a three timer here on how to just get made I am, yes

I assume it's because this is a Canadian film That I was invited here To have special insights As long as we have a Canadian on the panel We can say fucking anything Oh, we hear you, Jason, just so you know We hear you Canada not happy about some of the things

I said in that little Italy episode We got a lot of feedback about that episode A lot of fired up Canadians There is a real little Italy in Canada Are you stupid? You don't understand Little Italy can exist anywhere? And they do have those New York accents Are you crazy? Are you so American centric

That you don't even understand that you said It was both in Vancouver and Toronto multiple times Those are different cities, Jason Hayden Christensen is as Italian as Roberto Bonini Am I crazy or is Jason a straight up snack? That one was from a different thing Seth, not that you would know all Canadian actors Was there anyone here that you recognized?

There actually is The woman who played old-timey, original Mary Lou Was on... There's only one Mary Lou She embodies the young lady She's Mary Lou We could get into it, but I would argue Mary Lou Is represented by two actors from two various points of the movie

But I think that... There was a Canadian show and what's funny is I Googled it I both remembered it as being called Sweating Bullets And I also remembered it being called Tropical Heat And then I Googled it And the information I found is that for some reason It was called at various times both Sweating Bullets and Tropical Heat

Well, it's interesting that you say that because this movie Was called Hamilton High Until the very end It was like, this is made as Hamilton High Was not supposed to be a sequel And we'll get into all that in a little bit But this is not made as a sequel film They're reckoning everything

Alright, well you notice we have an extra seat here tonight And that is because there's so much talk about We needed an extra person Also, from the movie Longshot Please welcome Charlize Theron Thank you Welcome Wow, thanks

Thank you for having me Welcome, welcome, welcome I have seen Hardcore porn with less horniness Than this movie A horny movie, a horny movie I mean, this is like the question I had right off the bat Like, when you introduce this character, Vicki Is she a good girl? Is she a bad girl?

I don't even know Because she's seemingly, before she's possessed We don't know what she's like She seems like she doesn't Her parents are weird Yes, they're a little, they're definitely old By the way, so now that we know what we know about her dad I think it explains a lot about her mom

Because Knowing her dad so willingly tongueed her At just the drop of a hat, like, no questions asked I'm engaging, I'm engaging But he never stops He never stops, and here he is He leans in So looking back on it all

Oh, and savers it afterwards There's lots more In a movie full of crazy shit And they, like, they didn't seem to even think It was the craziest part of the movie As the people who made the movie The mother saw it The mother saw it

And her whole thing was You can't go to the prom What? I mean, while the dad was like Like, I just want to taste The last little bit That's left on Malips That's terrible

But I do think that that mother Was just trying to De-sexualize her daughter To keep that dad away from her Listen, we all know Canadian dads Love to tongue kiss their daughter Everybody knows it It's a fact

That's just Vancouver Montreal That's what they're doing Little Italy, Canada In Toronto, Vancouver, you fucks That is by far the most fucked up thing I have ever heard in my entire life It's so fucked up

All the Saskatchewan goodnight In Canada The movie opens up in 1957 Or somewhere around that time And Mary Lou, we are introduced to Mary Lou And boy Mary Lou Maloney She is

A firecracker Yeah, I can't quite figure out Because she seems to be going To the prom with this man with the receding hairline Who looks like he's mid-thirties in high school Why not just cast Michael Ironside? Why did you even go through the process? Yeah, it's the same guy

I felt like they cast somebody with a receding hairline So that people when it went and turned into Michael Ironside People would be like, well, of course But who cares? They set that up In the intervening years, he lost his hair He could just be a high school kid You don't need a 30-year-old playing a high school kid

Just because he has the same receding hairline And Mary Lou is going to She basically leaves her boyfriend Or her boyfriend goes to get punched And then she starts hardcore Making out with this guy Like, and I grab, like when she Try humping, yeah

Try humping While just drinking Yeah, oh, yeah That like doing shots of like Doing shots out of a bottle of vodka while dry humping Is the hardest dry humping I've ever seen I was like, wow, that's Canadian I was impressed

I feel like you have to like You get there in your 40s Right, yeah Not in your like early, like At 17 you should be that hard You have to learn how to control your shit But he's like fucking just going and drinking And talking

And it's like She was amazing though I agree, the performances in this movie Across the board were fantastic Well, the cold open Where she's in confession Yeah, yeah, yeah And is saying, you know

Actually the recur... Because Vicki's confession is also very good The recurring confessional scenes Were all really good But the one in the first one Where Mary Lou is like giving her confession And it turns from like the confession Of like, I did this and I did that

And she just goes, what does she say? I've disobeyed my parents many times I've taken the Lord's name in vain many times I've had sinful relations With boys at my school Many boys Many times My child, these are great sins

You must prepare yourself for the consequences Father, there is one more thing What is it, my poor child? And I liked it And I liked it all And then you reverse on her And she's written her phone number In the confession booth

I mean, I was like This is the greatest movie we've ever done So, I call that number And... By the way, Jason, that number... I am very seriously dating Mary Lou That number is actually the number Of the screenwriter of the film

No Yeah, I mean, I don't think it still works But it was There's one way to find out Call that guy Canadians never change their number That's the thing Everyone's still on landlines

You're like, this is going to be great People are going to call me And tell me how much they loved my movie I mean, this movie... So, yeah, it opens with her And the boyfriend's so jealous That he grabs an abandoned stink bomb This looks like a giant joint

Yeah I don't even understand... I mean, I didn't think stink bombs were... It looked way more destructive than it needed to be And also, why do those guys abandon it? Like, they obviously have a plan So, they want to set up a stink bomb That older guy...

Oh, yeah, the principal I think they were setting up He was kind of coming in Oh, so you think they got spooked by that guy? I think so But let's just... Can we just for a second Talk about that bathroom?

The grossest... Bathroom I have ever seen in my life They didn't need a stink bomb Yeah, it is fucking disgusting There is shit everywhere There was? And this is the 50s It should have been clean at this point

No, but this is 50s Canada Yeah Things were bad I don't think they had plumbing then No, yeah You did the New Brunswick Hover Where you had your ass three feet above the toilet And just shat towards it

You guys just had the holes in the floor And just dreds Exactly We had those in Africa You guys noticed it though, right? It was dirty When he runs out, he's like climbing over shit It looked like the bathroom had flooded already

Yeah, it was disgusting Because this movie goes back and forth between This horror world of the high school And a real world of the high school And that looked like the horror world of the high school Before we were introduced to it And I feel like they ran out of money Like, fuck, we'll just shoot it in the one that we have

Did anybody else feel like Stranger Things Ripped off the whole There was like an upside down Yeah, I was like All that stuff was basically the same as the upside down It was It's like the same set just with like Stuff like hanging around on it

It's kind of creepy a little bit It's even creepier, grosser Did you guys think it looked like the music video For total eclipse of the heart? Because I think it might be the same school Oh, wow If that music video was filmed in Edmonton, Alberta Then it was the same school

It fucking looked That would be amazing Exactly like that music video That building was featured a lot Minus the ninjas and the fencing boys Yeah By the way, if we're talking about the bathroom this much By the way, we're not even into any part of this movie

This almost two hour film It was long It was Because at one point I looked I was like, how is there 40 more minutes to this? Slow burn That moment when the principal comes in And kind of looks at him

They shared a moment, didn't they? I felt like they were like I don't know what was there But I felt like the principal was like Wait, have you been Billy, you mean? Yeah Yeah, because they're peers They're the same age

He's like, you got away with it It's weird that we grew up together And I'm the principal You're still a student That's fucked up, sorry Are you enjoying the prom, Billy? And he's like, not really And he's like, yep, these things suck

And it's like, we're both the same age What should we do? Maybe they both auditioned for the principal role Yeah, he was mad Everybody who auditioned got a part Yeah, the music in the movie was good It was like expensive music I was shocked that they had real songs

They had real music Canadian clearance law is very different Stink Bomb has dropped a little too closely Stink Bomb, by the way, looks like TNT and C4 It's dropped a little too closely to Mary Lou Her prom dress, obviously we know, goes up It's ignitable, I mean, we all know prom Wait a second, but he did that on purpose

Do you think he was trying to kill her? He was just gonna stink her I think he was trying to stink Bomb her He was trying to stink her, yeah I saw, I read it very differently Whoa I read it Tell us, tell us

Wait, you fell, he was trying to kill her? Yes You thought he found the stink bomb It was like, I'm gonna kill her with this stink bomb I think it was supposed to be like the blood in Carrie Yeah, of course But I think he was trying, listen It was a crazy thing, whether he was trying to kill her or not

It was an insane thing to do Yeah It was an absolutely insane thing to do June, he just walked in on her Putting her hand up some guy's ass In the middle of the back stage He said she'd gone farther with that kid already Than they'd ever gone before

Yeah, but let me ask you, maybe I don't know enough about stink bombs But 90% dynamite Yeah, what do you need to know? Well, okay, here's what I don't know about them Do you light them? Yes Okay, so

Wait, more questions Do they explode? Yes Do they smell? This is a genuine question What do they smell of? They're stinky I have never seen, you know, I'm not afraid to admit this

I've never seen a stink bomb Whoa, elitist That's gonna be the pull quote from this episode, June Forget it Wow, I guess the 1% never sees a stink bomb Oh, I know Oh, hello What a luxury for you, June

You didn't grow up in a stink bomb place All I know is this thing I was surrounded by stink bombs You know how I woke up every morning? My mom lit a stink bomb in the closet that I lived in Oh, I know My house burned down because of the stink bomb My dad was a stink bomb driver

The whole house stunk of stink bombs But I get it, you've never seen a stink bomb I've never seen one Again, I'll put myself out there and say it, I haven't I didn't know what it was Save this confession from Mark Marin, June The wrong podcast to start revealing your shit So I heard you never seen a stink bomb

As someone who had never seen a stink bomb before All I saw was a grown man An adult Light up some sort of contraption and threw it at a woman That's what I saw with my eyes I agree, I agree It seemed very violent I only got it when they cut to his reaction

And he definitely looked like a grown man Who didn't mean to do that He's like, I'm 40, I should know better I've been in this situation weirdly several times over my long life Wait a minute, I could be tried as an adult Because I'm an adult I should intercede if I can I think he meant to throw a lit object at her

I thought what he was surprised about was that it lit a flame so quickly He wanted it to be savored a little bit And the 50s was dangerous Maybe that's why she was drinking so much in the beginning So she was drinking that vodka on her dress, that's flammable And she went up She herself was flammable A lot of clothing in the 50s had kerosene threads sewn into it

The clothing is the villain in the movie For a large portion of the crew There is a killer that is a killer And better cape work than Dr. Strange, I think Also gloves? Are the gloves getting a lot of vodka? No, I kept writing, the villain is clothing And the main base of the villains are a trunk

What was the trunk of that? That's where I wanted the exposition It's where the evil clothing kept coming Okay, first of all, Billy, okay, so Billy kills Mary Sue Mary Lou Sorry, Billy kills Mary Lou Sorry, sorry Jason

Okay, sorry Really? That's it We care about this movie, get it right I guess I'm off the podcast? You're out of here, kid So Billy kills... Shows some respect

Billy murders her in front of everybody Yes, that's what I saw And all that happens is everybody kind of turns around Nobody tries to throw a blanket on her Nobody does anything, right? It's a slow death as well It is brutal It's well-directed

That boy who did that is then cut to the principal of the school How is he not in prison? That was his penance You can't leave, now you just gotta go to the... How is he not in jail? How is he not arrested immediately after this? What are the Canadian laws vis-a-vis murder? In Canada, if a stink bomb explodes a lady, it's fine

By the way, that stunt was the longest-running fire stunt ever performed It was amazing Look at him, here we go They do nothing These people don't know CPR It does look like a young Michael Ironside They do nothing The same thing happens when Vicky gets shot

She stands there for 20 minutes Her boyfriend is... Look at his face Her real boyfriend is like, no He's just hitting a stab He's mourning her death before she's dead He's like, no! I'm still burning, motherfuckers

You have a chance to stop this By the way, nobody even tries No one cared at all They're all having history on it She has to die for the story to happen But they don't even try She wasn't nice The way she waved was very dynamic

I guess my question is, is The Trunk telling us this story? Because it's like an opening narration The Trunk's like, and that's my story It is, it's like a storybook It's like a West Anderson movie I kept writing, what is the chest or trunk? I kept saying, what is this thing? And also, why are the items that were on the murdered girl's body

In there In the trunk in the high school They should be in an evidence locker For an unsolved murder Apparently, because the perpetrator of it Is the high school principal But did she wear the cape when she was burning? No, she never gets it on

That's true, yeah So it's just a dress, right? But if she's not wearing the cape How is the cape possessed? No, she's not wearing the cape But I mean, it's not like part of her Oh, that's a good point Yeah, it's a crucial detail

That the two things that she never wore or touched Are the things that act out as the... Because the way he is, Paul Okay Uh-oh I have a theory too, go Okay, she was trying... She was waiting to get those on her body

She already won it Yes Which makes it hurt Yes, so she has come back to reclaim those items Got it The tiara, the gloves, the robe Yes, so they are her, in a sense Yeah, so once you win it, it's like a wand in Harry Potter

If you duel someone and you get their wand away from them That wand will respond to you now So I get it, that's what we're going to go with That's what we're going to go with, yeah So the guy who starts mourning her very quickly And moving beyond her death Yeah, the boyfriend He goes through all the stages of grief

Before she was done burning Oh, still burning, still burning Guess it's time to start over Oh, my girlfriend, no, no, no Does he turn to God because that was the... Does he turn to God because he knows that guy killed... He knows Billy killed her? I believe so

I had that question too, June I did not get that For the longest time I was like, who is this fucking guy? And why are they in cahoots? They seem to care deeply for one another But who is he, Seth? He is, I slowly thought, was the other guy He is, yeah

But it makes no sense that they would like each other But before he's hitting the step Who is he in the movie? He's the guy she was having sex with Oh, fuck me That's right So it's like she was one of these guys' girlfriend She fucks the other guy

The guy whose girlfriend she is explodes her They form some friendship bond By the way, they get to be friends? They get to be friends? We murdered someone together No, no, no, no Do not put the boyfriend in The boyfriend did nothing wrong

Not the boyfriend, not the stink bomb guy The priest He did nothing wrong He was just waiting for her to get the thing He didn't put her out Yeah, he didn't put her out He could have interceded He literally runs over to her with his coat jacket

And then Coat jacket? His blazer His blazer coat jacket His blazer coat jacket His blazer coat jacket And then takes a moment, looks at her And he's got his pants on

Wait, is that the guy with the pants slacks on? Are you from the 40s? Oh, scram, you guys Just scram But wait, no, here's the question that I had And I think maybe I just wanted to get a little more backstory About Michael Einstein Because clearly he got married

He had a kid What happened to that wife? Yeah And did he ever really love her? He killed her Maybe that's prom one Has anyone here seen prom one? Well, you know what?

It's interesting that you bring that up These movies are... This is a two of four Yeah, they're four prom night films The only... Does anyone want to take a guess? There's one thing that connects all of them The chest, the trunk

No, no, no, you guys don't guess They'll let them guess Because you may know the answer Anyone else? Anyone else? Anyone else? A prom? A prom? No, that is it

That... I'm just guessing I'm just guessing Is it that school? Okay, interesting These are all good things It's Brock Simpson The guy who does the whole potato radio

What? No It was a guacamole radio A guacamole radio What? Yes Nature's perfect vegetable Rich in AM, FM and carbohydrates

Gosh, please, I'm sure Einstein Didn't take this much time Mr. Craven This moment will be inserted Into the annals of scientific history And I think we all know How painful that can be Is he the moose of this series?

The same character So when he gets fried by the computer He, I guess, does not die I have not seen all four And he comes back So he's the only thing that connects Isn't he in the start cop? Because at the end of the movie?

In all four He's in all four That's amazing That's the only thing that connects these four films That's the stupidest answer possible Josh, good old Josh Or is it? Or is it?

A guacamole radio I wrote down guacamole radio Yeah I was like, why are they giving this guy So much airtime? A lot of airtime And I was like, oh So in every movie

Is he looking for a date for the prom? Can I ask you? I imagine he's getting older And that actually makes it more upsetting Yeah, that's what I was going to ask Paul, what is the span of time Over which these four movies exist? Like, how old is he

At the end of this series? I will tell you right now If you don't have it handy That's okay But I'm picturing him being Like a 37-year-old dude Being like, guys, we got to get out of here This is crazy

The prom's out of control And he still has like all the burns From when the computer He's having his Einstein poster His eyes are meeting you, Einstein He tries to hack into prom Did anyone understand how they were Tallying the prom votes?

Through fallatio? Like, if you're a prom attendee How do you vote on a computer? I assume like how you voted on America's Funniest Home Videos By the way, that computer Was the best computer work Normally, like in these movies

It's like an advanced computer That looked like Print Shop 1986 Like, there was nothing advanced About anything there No, it just had like an Apple computer I like that they didn't go all out on that And then she tries to She kills it with the computer

What the fuck was her power? What could and could not she do? But she's not even in the same room She's like that guy in that movie Like Shocker Like, she can just go through outlets And find any outlet in town She can do anything

The rules are not set up very well I felt really, my favorite character Who's name? There's so much in here My favorite character was the The woman with Robert Smith from The Cures That's what I wrote! She's my favorite character

The girl who was making the giant hand By the way, that giant hand Then later comes out of Vicki's chest But my whole question was Why isn't this movie about her? Yes, I said this thing Such a better movie By the way

She's pregnant Yeah, go ahead The scene in the bathroom I wanted to give her my Academy Award It was amazing, yeah Do it I'm actually not being funny I very fairly looked at it and said

This is really good work It was good This is really I'm not... It is a good fucking moment It was a beautiful one It was a beautiful shot That slowly crept in

And then when that lady dies It was crazy Because they almost cut her head off With this fucking thing This is the craziest And then they don't And they hang her It looks like they're going to chop her head off

With a paper cutter They don't The cloak goes up And hangs her Then throws her a window What? What are you talking about? You just succeeded in strangling her

With a cloak Why throw her out the window? No, the best part then is The next cut is them talking about How she killed herself How? She hung herself Then threw herself out of a window

So Mary Lou is back for vengeance In Vicky's body Which is interesting Because Vicky is... I think they're trying to paint Vicky As being like a very pure Like virginal character And then Mary Lou gets in

I like the voice you put on When you say pure virginal character It's part of my repertoire Is that your Vicky voice? Yeah Hi Hi guys I'm Vicky

My parents and I eat oatmeal in the morning Please Please Photoshop Paul's head Onto naked Vicky's body Already did it bro Last night Been masturbating to it all day man The meat slushie that she creates

Out of that locker I mean it's such a weird thing Because she's seducing her best friend And I think actually her best friend Played it pretty well That scene Again all the actors Doing a good job

Like she comes in And she's like okay yeah I'm sorry we fought And then like Vicky's like Let's make out And she's like wait What's going on What's so much weirder

Is that Vicky isn't exactly like Let's make out She just starts first She kisses her nose Then she kisses her forehead Then she kisses her cheek She's doing all this like Around the face kissing

And it's all like pecs It's like very friendly I also don't like It's fun It's like it's very fun Yeah I'm not interested And then the friend gets

Fucking terrified And actually she's going to kill her Yeah and all she did was Like kiss her nose And her forehead And her chin And then she giggled And she tickled her

And she went Fuck this shit I'm out of here I was like What is the motivation I feel like One or two of those are okay But five in a row

Right now this is wrong Guys wait a minute Wait a minute wait a minute No no no You guys They're in a shower together There are no amount of light Kisses in a shower

That is normal You're acting as if Like I don't get it If my friend wants to give me Four to five light kisses Around my face While we're both naked in a shower What's the big whoop

I think it's different for girls Okay By the way Perhaps When June and I Are in the shower Three to four kisses is the norm Yeah

It might be like Look that's too much But it is not Fuck me I'm gonna die Right but But she does die She does

Her instincts Her instincts are right Don't understand it She does run Like she runs aggressively away She's not like Hey hey stop She did

She cuts out that part of it She's like hey What the fuck is going on She's like Oh fuck She's out I mean she is Fucking terrified

By the way that scene Was not supposed to be naked That was the actress's choice What She's supposed to be in a towel That was a bold choice According to my notes That she went from

Zero to a thousand real fast I was like Oh this movie's like A little bit horny And it's kind of sexual And they're like This motherfucker's naked Or a whole set piece

It's like It's it was That is The producers afterwards Realizing they might have gone A little too aggressive on that And then they told that story She asked

She wanted it She wanted it She was really comfortable with it She wanted to be naked For the whole movie It was so fucked up That was like Shocking

And also the whole time I was like This girl kind of looks like Her And then What Why would you tell us that Why would you tell us that

Because it's You know what Keep that to yourself It's a bad That's private That's private for you It doesn't make it less Shameful if you share it

I'm just You know I'm a fan of your podcast You know what I thought He's bringing the good stories I have a question How exactly did she die? Um

Oh By the meat sushi She got squished She got squished How does she get squished? Oh The lockers go like Squish

And And the door cracks open And like a bunch of like Like a car compactor Like a human smoothie Pours out of it No I saw that But I didn't understand

So I think what happened What are her powers? Yeah Oh well that's just mysterious Her powers are all the powers But I think both lockers What I imagined to happen In there

Was that both lockers Blockers punctured her head And then And then all of her organs Came out through the slots You got deep into that I would like That's what I pictured

I would like there to be Just like you to record tracks For horror movies That is just a description Of what you think is happening That's what I saw So now She's using some sort of

Magical power Um The thing that I thought Was a real missed opportunity In this movie Was that it was not a 1950s style prom I thought that could be

Like a fun throwback prom Instead they made it Like a neon A dangerous neon prom Because people get like Bolted with the neon at the end A girl gets killed by neon No it's

It is total eclipse Of the heart I wonder what was first This movie or that video Can we google that? I'm gonna google it up right now It's hard to understand Somebody stole somebody's shit

It's hard to understand What Mary Lou wants Because Is she coming back To just Regain her crown And why does she come back now All these years later

Is it just because someone Opened that trunk And if she just No one opened the trunk The trunk just opened Bonnie Tyler was first With total eclipse of the heart There you go

So was she just My money was on her Was she just waiting for someone To go down there All those years To the prop closet But then All she wants is a kiss

All she wants is a kiss From the boyfriend At one point I wrote Is this a Christian movie Oh, interesting Because I started to suspect That I was like I feel like

Christian values are the thing That are somehow connecting All this shit Because there's the priest At one point he's doing An exorcism to nobody Oh, yeah I did

I did the same For a very long time He never says her name He does all of the stuff From the exorcist just alone Just alone in a room But I thought he would want Like I thought that the movie

Could be better if he wanted her back He's like, that's my love I want her back And he was like But weirdly She wants to be back with the principal Or she kisses him Does she though?

Is that clear? Who's the protagonist of the movie? Mary Lou The trunk So here's the thing Early on Early on the priest says She's gonna come back

And wants to possess your body That's what she says to Billy That she wants to possess Billy's body But I still don't understand Why? And why didn't she do that right away? Like why go through the

Because Billy took her life And so she's like I gotta take his life But she's I would say she seems to want I don't know why she's chosen Vicky Exactly Unless it is to get again

To be prom queen If that is the But she's not popular Then why not pick the girl Who's the favorite To be prom queen Yes, black and red dress That's the prom queen

That was very popular Was very intimidated Low job girl Yes Low job girl But low job girl was very intimidated By Vicky DJ G

Yeah, DJ G So many bad movies I love that A guy is in a keyboard Getting a blow job It's such like And it's so clearly Like the nerd who wrote the movie

Like fetishizing their own shit And he's writing And getting his dick sucked Yeah This is what happens The guys who write Nothing sexier Than a fucking nerd in a keyboard

Just fucking typing away Finally Yeah The grossest The grossest thing about that scene Somebody wants me The final scene afterwards Where she comes back to her boyfriend

He's like Ooh, you like You're using those mints Your breath is amazing I didn't get that Oh, Oka's her breath Oh, cause she's been knockin' She puts the magic

She does the knockin' down On the table Before she blew the guy Because that's what we do That's a Canadian blow job When we give you blow jobs We, yes We mint up afterwards

You mint up My favorite moment It's called a Manitoba Menthol Oh, my gosh One of my favorite scenes in this movie Is when Vicky is in bed And she's looking Or in a room, I think, maybe

And she's looking at the picture She's drawn And then she, like, looks away And she looks back And it's a picture of Mary Lou now And it's all different Like, it's all a different picture And it's like

And it's meant to be this, like Whoa! Moment And I was like This is corny as fuck But I still am obsessed With what these people are doing Everything they're doing is absolutely nuts

Well, the rocking horse Was the craziest thing in the entire I mean, the rocking horse's tongue The rocking horse's eyes That whole sequence was ironic Yet again Everybody is so horny In this movie

The horny rocking horse I mean, that horse He's like That horse is frightening That's scary Human eyes Human-looking fucking eyes Demon eyes

I feel like some collector Owns that rocking horse still But that tongue And then does she caress The tongue at one point? Yes She definitely gives the tongue A hand job

Tongue job? Ooh But here's the other thing I was like It's just slightly off Cause like A rocking horse that's like Possessed

Can't come get you It can only just like Kind of just rock Back and forth In the corner of the room It's like Unless you go to it You're pretty safe

I also thought It was not consistent With the character of the mother That she refuses to buy her A new prom dress Yet she buys her A ginormous Rocking horse

Carousel horse She knew it was evil That's why Must be more expensive Than a prom dress Oh, that That rocking horse is I would say

Conservatively $3,600 It was a part of the The rocking horse was a part Of the $100,000 reshoots Because when they were shooting The movie, I mentioned it earlier It was called The Haunting of Hamilton High

Hamilton is a city in Ontario Okay And then the original producer Of prom night Said, well, we gotta buy this movie And make it a sequel to prom night They reshot over half of it Changed the title to make it a sequel

And they spent $100,000 And added that scene in particular And the writer of the movie Did a lot of the directing And he called Wes Craven And he said What's the best thing to shoot A teen horror movie

And Wes Craven said Give him a scare Give him a heart on And send him home And so Succeeded And accomplished So the reshoot

I was already home But it wasn't The reshoot scenes were The locker room scene The rocking horse scene And the chalkboard whirlpool By the way That was great

That was a great looking effect Like a great practical effect I love that Actually good The best scene was When he knocked his son out With his shoe Oh, my God

So funny It was a copesio jazz shoe Yeah, how hard did you have to hit? The sound literally was just Yeah And he went flying And then when he came back into the movie He was so bruised

Bruised up Yeah But the sound effect was literally like That guy could sit in the head Twice in a row too He's like Hey, what's up, blo By the way, there's a scene where

The teacher Right before the dude blows his Was it the dude Or was it the teacher Who burns his genitals on the Oh, the teacher The teacher That's right

The teacher who palms her butt In class Yeah, but also walks Just behind this kid And hits him so hard On the back of the head And they put the bigger sound effect On that

And he's fine And the other kid is almost dead And Michael Ironside did it with As though that's a thing he does It's like time to do the old shoe To the hip maneuver Just sit down Don't worry

Sorry, son Why do you keep fighting yourself With these positions, man? I've done that three times this month By the way, this poor kid Like has been Multiply concussed In the course of the movie

Every time Craig or Craig? Keith? I don't know I don't remember the name I don't even know who Billy is You keep talking about a Billy I don't even know who that is

I thought it was Becky the whole movie I have another question Did anybody notice The ginormous jugs of milk? Oh, I did I wrote this down, yeah What the fuck is that? How much milk are they drinking?

Three people And it's just massive jugs Wait, I didn't notice the jugs of milk And when they're eating They're opening in the beginning There's a giant A giant That might be a Canadian thing

All jokes aside It was paid for by the Dairy Board of Canada Exactly, they weren't bags of milk Which we do also use in Canada We don't mind the meat sushies As long as we can get a container of milk And they would be very happy Alright, well then

Let's talk about the end The end Mary Lou Is literally inside of Vicky Spoiler alert Like did not expect that I thought possession Was what we were going for

But no, no There's a person in there There's another person in there There's a person in there Wearing her dress From prom There's a clothed person in there Vicky is at prom in her prom dress

And Mary Lou exits her body In a prom dress But comes out in like a larva state Like she evolves into 1950s It's so weird This movie makes so many fucking weird choices Well, it does everything Like it has like telekinesis

And it has like electroshockershit It has a monster fucking come out of someone There are times when Like there are other hands Trying to attack Vicky Like when she's on the bed There's hands all over her Whose hands are those?

Mary Lou Because at one point I was like Are those the horse's hands? What was the scare there That she's being tucked in too tight? Don't know Is Mary Lou the horse? I think so

Because Mary Lou's talking to the horse And why is Mary Lou writing backwards On the chalkboard? Because it's forward where she is Yeah, forward's where she is She's inside there I know, but that's weird It's a weird joke

No, no, that's what I'm saying When I mean like She's inside the chalkboard? There are no explainers They just do everything And nobody ever says what the rules are This movie just adds it every way There's also one of my favorite parts

Is when the priest goes to Billy's house He brings a giant book to read Like some rules of the church What book is that? Probably the Bible? No, that's not the Bible That is not a Bible I'm gonna just throw this out there

The religious book the priest brought Maybe the Bible It's this wide Maybe Canadian Bible It's the Canadian Bible The St. Gord Bible Edition Yeah My...

It's not He's also wearing these weird shirts These weird shirts It's almost like black And it has this little white color What style is that for the priest? I couldn't figure out Okay, so

Vicki is named prom queen, right? She comes up Now she is fully Mary Lou at this point Mary Lou's taking over her body So she's being crowned prom queen Michael Ironside's back up on the catwalk This time he's got a gun He's like, back to the old catwalk

Do what that thing I do Where I murder a girl's unprom night From this catwalk Well, the first time it was a villainous thing And now I think I'm the hero, unclear How do I keep finding myself on this catwalk? Boom, boom, boom He shoots Vicki

Vicki goes down, okay? She's shot in the chest She is on the ground Mary Lou exits her body Like chest-burster, like alien style Right? Okay, the whole rest of the movie unfolds Michael Ironside's kid is by the trunk again

The trunk is like vibrating He opens up the trunk And Vicki emerges soaking wet From where? From where? The chalkboard world From where? The chalkboard world

It looked to me like she came from a vagina Yes, that's what I wrote Literally what I wrote I also was like Where was she at the beginning? It was the dirty breath When was she ever wearing this top? When did this come in?

Well, we were waiting to see that green prom dress Which we never saw Maybe there are shops in that weird, stranger things world I don't know what it was And then you are I wrote vaginal goop Question mark? I'm not a doctor

No, that's what it's called Your wife must be very happy We have no kids I just want to just take vaginal goop as a thing That's a real thing we can get by When she comes out in the weird shirt That we haven't seen I have a whole other thing that I want to bring up

Did you guys notice that she records Re-records the outgoing message Before she leaves to go murder everybody? I do have it if you want to hear it Hi, Mary Lou speaking Sorry I can't cover the phone right now But I'm busy at the prom Places to go, people to kill

Don't bother eating a message Vicki doesn't live here anymore That was, she is fucking thorough She's very, I mean, she's so thorough That she even goes to the DMV to get a license plate It's unbelievable Made for the car She is a custom playmate, yeah

And that takes like six weeks to order Conservatively She's playing a long game She was doing a lot of work from the trunks I was like, I didn't think of that That's a lot of foresight She had to wait in line She had to fill out some paperwork

The best thing about the license plate is It's just not Mary Lou It's also referencing the movie Mary Lou 2 Not, I guess it's the sequel of her So maybe I guess it was Wait, isn't it Prom Night 2? Yeah

It's not Mary Lou, oh, this is That's Mary Lou, but the guy is Mary Lou 2 So I guess maybe it'll be really funny Like, hey, does someone leave their lights on Mary Lou 2, Mary Lou Oh, that's me That's me So wait, did anybody think that

When she did show up with the shirt That we've never seen And now we're, you know, the boyfriend Is wondering, is this Mary Lou Or is this Vicki And we're, as an audience We're asking the same question, right? Sure

What is the test? How many sugars do you take in your coffee? Yeah That stuff will kill you That's the test I did not know that Dude, was that said? I literally was like

It was because I remember I was like, was that said three hours ago? It was a really long time ago 14 pregnant woman murders ago I remember The waiter in that diner scene I don't know if anybody remembers But he had sunglasses on

And he also like The two of them are sitting this way And instead of like going around To drop off like the stuff at the table He slides in And drops off a coffee from the side In the strangest of ways So I did remember that scene

And I remember saying that Maybe they were like We need somebody to remember the scene And do something so stupid That no one will not forget this moment Oh my goodness Well, let's go out to the audience Let's see what kind of questions

That you guys have Anything that we might have not talked about already Or things that you know You have questions about And you know because the 50s Were so like shunned in this film Like when someone said swell They were like scent packing

I want you to ask your question And present yourself in the most 50s way imaginable Here in the 50s Say your name and your question In the most 50 ways possible Here we go Golly gee willikers When the dad was waking up from a dream

Was Mary Lou raping the sun in the car? What was that? My wife turned to me and said This looked like Titanic in that moment I do have the scene We could watch it It is up there We can kind of examine it

If you want to see here It's mad in northern Don't you know how to use this thing? Are you trying to do a bad trick? What's wrong with you? Don't you want to fuck me? Thank you She is fucking him in the ass

For sure That part where she's on top And she goes crazy I was like whoa This is crazy I would like it if you are Just here with someone That you're going to have sex with later

Later without telling your partner That you're going to Just like get up and scream in their face Don't you want to fuck me? Don't you want to fuck me? Scream it as loud as you can Right in their stupid face We're going to see who's relationship works out

That's amazing Again, this actress is Amazing Again, shelly send her your Oscar Wait, in all seriousness Do you guys remember when she's in the mirror Reflected And it's like when Vicki realizes

For the first time And she puts on lipstick And then she does something else That's like a She does her hair Which is an obvious choice And then she just kind of looks And she's gorgeous looking in this mirror

And out of nowhere she just goes And she blows her bangs up I lost my shit I said what an interesting choice Not a choice I would have ever made And she commits She's great Again, all these actors are doing

Good stuff directed well But I do wonder also In that scene Just to go back to that scene for one moment He is dreaming about His son getting pegged by Mary Lou But that means his brain bleed Like he starts bleeding out of his own head

So the thought of pegging is like Ahhhh Like that's the most painful thing And it's bleeding from the top Which means that his brain Is coming out of its skull from the top So upsetting All right, sir

Most 50s way ever Your name, your question My name is Michael Michael Motorcycle And so I'm kind of going off of Seth's thing All I'm afraid of this guy About the Christian theme But more of an anti-drinking alcohol

And prom night theme So we have at the beginning Obviously Mary Lou dies After drinking excessively Then we have the scene with the guy Who's tabulating the votes for prom night And when he's asked what he's going to do On prom he says

I'm going to get drunk I'm going to throw up in the can It's my duty I'm a teenager And then also at the end The popular girl when she's dancing She is asked What are you doing?

It seems like you're drunk And he's like This guy talks in this weird Eastern European accent And he's like I drink I get drunk So what's the problem?

I literally thought that was Tommy Was those first part When that happened That's kind of the accent I was using Right now So you got a Coke freestyle hat And sunglasses What?

From Coke freestyle What? Coca-Cola freestyle The coolest Coca-Cola machine I've ever seen What? What are we doing? Who is that?

Are we supporting Coca-Cola freestyle? Just the cool ass machine With a hundred different flavors of soda They're not a sponsor of the show Paul, what's happening right now? I got literally sent four boxes of this at my house I had no idea what to do with it So we're just giving it away?

Because I tweeted I just said No? No, I tweeted I like this Coca-Cola freestyle machine It's like We're coming for you And then I got four boxes

And my kids are like What are in the boxes? I'm like You're not gonna like it And now my kids wear Coca-Cola freestyle sunglasses Sunglasses? You know the lenses in those

Are not UV protectors Oh, I gotta stop them from staring at the sun You're letting your children wear Cheap flimsy Coke glasses Hey, man, they see all the colors The Coke rainbow with these babies on What? Ma'am, your name, your question

In the 50s way What's the haps, Daddy? Oh, my name's Karla I just wanted to know Why Vicki's mother was She hated her boyfriend so much She seemed like a lovely guy Yeah

She hates a lot of things that mother Yeah, like, what was her problem? Well, because it seemed like They both didn't want to go to college But they seemed like the most Milk toast people of all time So, Paul, that family's fucked up She knew

She's not a family I did think, though, that like The mother was, I mean, so crazy, strict And whatever But she seems to be acting as if she had Mary Lou for a daughter Versus Vicki, who seems to be Completely a normal high school kid

Who seems to be doing fine, whatever Other than having a boyfriend Who rides a motorcycle But who is otherwise a lovely kid Seemed like a nerd to me She just seemed like really hard on it But then, to get to the point of That's what made, I felt like

I feel terrible I don't know the woman's name Who played Vicki She gets to be both Vicki and Mary Lou And is amazing in both capacities Jason, you'll be very excited Well, there's a baby here What?

A baby What flavor? She's gorgeous By the way, this baby's doing great There's been a baby here the whole time Yes I had to take her out at the beginning But she's fine now

My name's Amy I hope no one slips me an aspirin In my coke at the dance And I was wondering If you have any information on the cinematographer There was a lot of up the nose Shots that I had never seen before Interesting

I don't I don't I looked up the DP Because I actually thought the movie Looked not bad, honestly He did not shoot a lot of other movies Unfortunately I have hired him to do my next film

However, I was a fan He's Canadian Got a support Got a support You have a question here See you later, alligator I was waiting for that My name's Colleen

I just have two things One is I just wanted to talk about The really empowering posture stances That we saw in the Terminator scene And with Mary Lou and her weight The way she stood I felt like I owned my power

When I watched that And I feel like it changed me I love it Did you guys feel that too? I definitely did There's this shot where he's up in the catwalk Up there With his gun looking to shoot her

And Vicky slash Mary Lou Is standing with her legs just Totally like power V position It's so unsettling and strange But also very powerful I mean, is this a feminist tale? It is And there was, I will say

There was something about Vicky being naked In the locker scene That felt more like she was threatening She was much more scary That too is obsessed with her being naked Because it wasn't like, ooh Like this is shot to sexualize her Necessarily

It was more like, oh my god She's naked And she's It felt like Sorry, go ahead No, go ahead It felt like to me like that's It really did feel like that's her possession

Because I don't think we would see this person Naked otherwise in this movie It only is because she's possessed By this murderous person And to your point, I think that's why Her friend was so scared Because it was so out of character for her To be naked like that

Yeah And giving her gentle kisses on the head and nose By the way, there will be a kissing booth Outside of Largo on the way out Just sweet little pecs Sweet little pecs But you do have to be completely wet And naked for the, yeah

Obviously, we had an opinion about this movie But there are people out there with a different opinion It is now time for Second Opinions I'm going to use you as a prop Okay, okay Tell me something, Paul What's your opinion About this film

Wait We need more Why don't you check on some online trolls We're at the shows And with Second Opinions Paul's going to check Amazon Second Second Opinions Everybody

Second Second Opinions Second Opinions Paul, could you read some now YuVeo, oh my gosh Wait, stay right here, stay right here She was amazing, oh my god One of the best One of the best

There you go, there you go There you go Wow Hello, Mary Lou, problem night too These are Second Opinions cult from Amazon.com These are all five star reviews This one's written by KR After seeing this OG when it came out in the 80s

I'm watching it again in 2017 And totally seeing Mary Lou as a feminist But she's the bad guy Too bad Am I FU? Nope I saw her as an anti-hero back in the day Without understanding why I liked her

Now I get Mary Lou's FU purpose But with more dimension Five stars I don't know why the IMFU I read that a couple of times at home And I couldn't get it Am I fucked up? Yeah, am I fucked up

Am I fucked up for a scene? Yeah Alright, no, no, no Brandon L. Harlow gave this five stars And just says this film is so 80 And so great I love it when the blonde girl seduces her dad And then throws her mom through the front door

Please stop, please stop Abort, abort Or when she uses the lockers To squish that other girl Five stars Title, catchy tunes And then Fuck people, I'm fucked up

Oh, the Amazon reviews And this one is just from an Amazon customer It's entitled Five stars and their view is one word Thick Five stars That was written Wow

That was written in 2018 Mary Lou, Prom Night 2 Came out in 1987 The taglines were An Old Flame Returns 1957, Mary Lou Maloney Went up in flames Now she's back

And she's burning mad And then The budget was $2 million The opening weekend was $900,000 And it made 2.6 million So it made its money back The top three films of 1987 Three Men and a Baby

Fatal Attraction and Beverly Hills Cop 2 This movie came in 137th Out of all the movies in 1987 It was number three in Canada though However It beat The Garbage Pail Kids A movie that we did on this podcast And it was beaten by the running man

That was for The Revenge Masters of the Universe And over the top And, yeah, that is That and the director put him Or the writer put himself in the movie As a small cameo He's the one who says To the evil girl in the movie

He's like, what do you think about that Victoria? That, do you remember that classic scene? Well, that was it We do it one more time What do you think about that, Victoria? No, wait, do your Virginal Demure Girl

What do you think about that, Victoria? Well, well, well, that was Any clothing thoughts on Clothing thoughts? I mean, I've got clothing Thoughts throughout the movie Clothing is dope Yeah, it is great

This one, I really loved All of the period stuff Both 50s and what was then Present, yeah, the 80s era stuff was great Except for the brooches, I didn't like that Blowsy tops, such So many pleats in all the pants But the Robert Smith looking girl

Is a, she's like The Annie Potts of this movie She is my hero, she is my hero, I love her Ava Harrelly pointed out That she also kind of shares a similarity With Joan Cusack from Working Girl I thought it was Joan Cusack for a second And I was like, it doesn't add up

Age-wise, but she had a Joan Cusack vibe The hair is amazing So my hair looked like it in high school Not just the girls, but the Men have very There is a teacher with a Tight co-mover But a thick bob at the

Like, I didn't understand it This was thin and covering baldness But this was thick And like blow-dried It was impressive Let's go down the line, Jason, would you recommend A million percent, yes! Yes! This is

A home-fucking-run Movie And honest to God, we have Barely, like, touched it There's so much going on in this nonsense That I genuinely believe If you like this podcast You will enjoy watching this movie, yes

I agree, it's so much fun I mean, and we haven't Here's the things we haven't discussed The difference between the treasure chest And the gravesite I don't know what that is And who's where And what spirits are where

And what articles of clothing are where That's all a mystery But it's so much fun 100% yes And, Seth? Yeah, I agree, it started a little bit slow I mean, it starts great And then it's kind of a long movie

And there was a point where I was like, oh, it's kind of boring Oh, no, this just went crazy And then it stays crazy For the rest of it Basically, from the minute she arrives in the locker room Naked through the end is like Wild, it's batshit crazy, yes I wrote just the word naked

In huge letters, I was just like, this is so Naked, like, I didn't expect And so naked for so long So long, so naked, she's so young Very altman-esque Yeah, it was like It was truly shocking and unpredictable Which is not easy to find

And that's the thing, up until that point The movie is very predictable It's confusing at times, but it's not very shocking And then at that point, you're like, whoa, what? How does this work? This is crazy Yeah, I agree, like in the beginning I was like, oh, I hope we have enough to talk about for this

And I was like, oh, we've got plenty Charlie, what do you think? Oh, yes, for sure Yeah, I agree, I think this is all across the board This is a great movie to watch At the beginning, but you can find it On all the places, especially YouTube What was the ridiculous streaming service

That you sent me a look for? Tubby, yes Do you have to watch The Commercial? Is that Jeffrey Katzenberg's new app? That's Quinny That's Quinny I sent that out And I have a sneaking suspicion

That there's someone who likes this podcast Who works at Amazon because I sent that out And then we announced this movie It was on Prime That's how I watched it I was nervous that we couldn't find it And then we found it Let's talk about this movie

Long shot I would say four of us are in it But you guys are primarily in it Sorry, Jason Tough look For my guy Most of the audience is in it too The baby

The baby is in it You guys are all in this movie Wow Okay, cool And it was just nice to see so many Familiar faces there So many of our friends Papa

Her brown-holers Okay, me This is fun Randall Yeah, Randall Park is in it Yeah, Randall Park is in there Claudia Dardi Oh, COD

Oh, God They're all in it It's a really funny movie No, it's okay Are you still casting? Yeah, we're still casting Are you still casting? Are there parts? Yeah, that's how it works

Alright, I'd love to give you my You can play yourself on tape Pick your favorite scene Go see the movie, pick your favorite scene That's sent it to us I will transcribe one of the scenes And the baby will replace you with it Great

Please don't replace my little scene What should we tell everybody about it? I've seen the movie And it's so incredibly funny And romantic and great I feel like it's just a really great movie And you guys are all great in it

Thank you so much You kind of have to say that But it actually is good Yeah, it's great Amazing cast Just like everyone You know what I like about it, June? Can I just say what I like about it?

It doesn't try to Cater to an audience Like a John Wick 3 Just to get Just to get asses in the seats They're not like They're not going to dumb down the cast Which reminds me of something

Very quickly you'll be able to Not buy a ticket to Longshot But buy a ticket to John Wick 3 The same studio Money all goes to the same place Longshot Out right now in theaters It's funny, it's romantic

It's great, it's starring all these people On stage, except for Jason I start to feel bad about this But you can see Jason In John Wick 3 He's got his own poster for fucks sake Oh, I'm not I don't feel bad

Just like I missed out on an opportunity To shoot with friends No Don't feel bad You and Halle Berry are really good friends HB? Thank you all for coming out tonight Thank you everybody!