How Did This Get Made? - Matinee Monday: My Stepmother Is an Alien LIVE! (w/ Whitney Cummings)

Episode Date: June 26, 2023

Whitney Cummings joins Paul, June, and Jason to break down the 1988 sci-fi comedy My Stepmother Is an Alien, starring Kim Basinger & Dan Aykroyd. Recorded live from Largo in Los Angeles, they discuss ...the horny adults party with kid waiters, Kim Basinger talking to the purse worm, Jon Lovitz improvising, and where Dan Aykroyd falls on the sex chart. Put her in a bra! (Originally released 05/12/2017)  HDTGM is going on tour this August! Tix on sale now at hdtgm.comFor more Matinee Monday content, visit Paul's YouTube page: https://www.youtube.com/c/PaulScheerFollow Paul on Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/paulscheer/HDTGM Discord: discord.gg/hdtgmPaul’s Discord: https://discord.gg/paulscheerCheck out Paul and Rob Huebel live on Twitch (https://www.twitch.tv/friendzone) every Thursday 8-10pm ESTSubscribe to The Deep Dive with Jessica St. Clair and June Diane Raphael here: listen.earwolf.com/deepdiveSubscribe to Unspooled with Paul Scheer and Amy Nicholson here: listen.earwolf.com/unspooledCheck out The Jane Club over at www.janeclub.comCheck out new HDTGM merch over at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hdtgmWhere to find Jason, June & Paul:@PaulScheer on Instagram & Twitter@Junediane on IG and @MsJuneDiane on TwitterJason is not on Twitter

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Aliens are out there and all they want to do is fuck and listen to Jimmy Duranty We saw my stepmother is an alien so you know what that means Got it A man see a burlash show with it cro Take a bull's feet to get in hoos control Jake man big call in the beautiful jewel Gonna take you from the boom I'm the way to the road
Starting point is 00:00:35 Branding in the street by the hope to blow off steam Just a sucker plus the odd life of Timothy Gray Shocking it in the perfect end Can't be standing alive, they call it in the badass And he's on the line Cranking 88 minutes, cuz they cool his eyes Cuz the bad Jim Barney looking kind of nice Paul and Drew, the illiterate, roll Jason is getting late
Starting point is 00:00:53 June is making sure all the monkey shots get the pain They're just a bunch of movies while they're making the great Here's a real question for you, how did this get made? Hello, people of us. And hello people of Longo. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. We are here live at Largo de Cornet, our LA home.
Starting point is 00:01:18 One of the best theaters here in LA. And we have a doozy of a movie for you tonight. Kim Basinger, Dan Acroed, the movie title really sums it all up for you. My stepmom is an alien, and she is. And the comedy will ensue. Tonight joining me, as always, is my co-host Jason Manzougas. Jason, man, Zuckas! Cheers! What's up, jerks! How are you?
Starting point is 00:01:58 Welcome, Jason. Well, happening. Very exciting. Really? Really moving. Love it! Did you? I want to talk love it. Oh, all night. I want to talk love it. Oh, night. Wrong. I want to bring out our whole panel to talk about love it, but I do want to say that I do feel like someone just said just do
Starting point is 00:02:25 whatever you want. Just your character, I feel like he went the first day and was like what's my character's motivation and they're like you're horny. And he was like got it. I can't wait. The horny and your girlfriend is six two. I have such a great thing to share with all of you here about the origin of this movie that I'm gonna, this is what I'm doing, I'm gonna set it up now.
Starting point is 00:02:55 I'll pay it off later. Oh shit! Oh shit! It's so damn good. I've been thinking about it all day. And I live with one of the people I do this show with, and I didn't even tell her. Jason, I kept you in about it all day, and I live with one of the people I do this show with, and I didn't even tell her. Yeah. Um, Jason, I kept you in the dark all day.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Wow. And I love that in our home life, you refer to me as a her. Yeah. Because I make you wear that wig. Yeah. Yeah. That's interesting.
Starting point is 00:03:21 The only thing that separates me from being a woman is my hair. Everything else. Pretty much lines up. And it's a short wig. It's not a long wig. It's shorter than my own. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:33 It's like a boy's haircut. It's like a pixie cut. I'm Mia Farrow and Rosemary's Baby. It's a blonde pixie cut. I'm like a Michelle Williams just making us eggs and toast in the morning. But that's why I love you. Here tonight also, while there comes Jun Dan, right, Jim. Hi, Paul. How are you? Very well, very well.
Starting point is 00:04:17 Jim, you never saw this movie. No. I loved it. I loved it. I can't wait to talk about it. I want to talk about white stockings or tights. Yeah. I think they're tights. I've got a lot to say. I want to talk about short shorts that
Starting point is 00:04:41 have like seven pleats on Willow. By the way, I will only read Alison Hannigan as Willow for the entire show. This is a great buffy Easter egg in this movie. I mean, Seth Green and Willow, it all began here. Oh, I mean, it really did. Willow and Oz! All right.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Back and last. I got to make you watch a buffet one time. I'm good. We have a very special guest here tonight. Some of them we've been wanting to have on the show for a very long time. She's an amazingly talented comedian or a writer, performer, and director. She has a new movie coming out.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Please welcome Whitney Cummings. Yes. Woo! Yes. Woo! Heavy hits. Woo! I didn't get the like who let the dogs out. The June God, but whatever. I'll grow on you. I don't have any notes. You don't have any notes. You don't need notes.
Starting point is 00:05:54 Okay. You just need, yeah, we're here, you know, whatever you remember is the most important thing. Well. Except for whatever I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I don't have any notes. OK. You just need, yeah, we're here. You know, whatever you remember is the most important thing.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Well, except for whatever I wrote down in the notes. Well, I just would like to say that this is a sad day for me. I tried to do this show before, and I wanted to do it. And you sent me the movie and it was like, demonic, bloody ladies. Yeah. Like some, by the way, we have not done that movie, but I would like to see it.
Starting point is 00:06:33 I remember, yeah, it was a demonic scarier movie. It was, or it was just something that like, you know it was a shitty movie. I don't even see it. I know this is ridiculous and campy or whatever. And then we reschedulated and he says to me the name of the movie and he's like, you know, my step-other's nailian. I was like, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Is this the right podcast? Did you change your podcast to the great movie? Is this called, how could this not get made? Because it's brilliant and I wrote you back. Yeah, you wrote me back. You're like, look, I really like this movie. I don't think I can talk anything about it. And I said, fine, don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:07:10 I was like, there's nothing I can say except just close down incessant accolades. So are you sure you want me to do this? Because I have nothing but glowing reviews. I grew up in this movie. I was raised by this movie quite a lot of people know that you were raised by a VHS copy of this movie. It loved me dearly. Never abandoned me.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Showed up for me. Like, no one else did. And then I was like, you know, but let me still, let me just refresh it. And just to make sure it's as good as I thought. Right, because I said to you, we know it. When you watch it, it's kind of funny, because maybe things will change. Yeah, because I said to you, we know it, when you watch it, it's kind of funny because maybe things will change, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:07:46 And I did, like, there go. Which was a personal attack. Now he's just personally attacking my values in childhood. And then I watched it on a plane and I was like, oh no. I've been mistaken. My entire childhood was a ruse. And I actually thought first because I
Starting point is 00:08:05 went and just watched on YouTube and I was like oh this is like a kid like recut the movie to make it suck you know how that's the level of denial I thought this can't be bad no it's someone must have been trying to ruin it. To make it bad, they re-stitch it. You thought it was a mashup? Yeah, I thought it was like, you know, they re-stitched her sometimes. A trimster of some kind.
Starting point is 00:08:29 Yeah. It's a trimster to make an economy. Some sort of YouTube trickster. Yes! I was like, oh, Whitney Cummings will someday look at this. Being hoodwinked, and so I must have some kind of Stockholm Syndrome with this movie, because it is... Well, I'll talk to June about Grease 2. Grease 2 holds up. It gets better with these.
Starting point is 00:08:47 I think you guys might have similar movie movies. It's funny though because I think a lot of movies that we watch as kids were just excited that we're seeing movies. That's true. And we have not seen many of them. I remember yeah I mean we talk about this all the time. A lot of these don't age well at all. No, but this movie doesn't even have like a plot. No. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:09:14 I mean, no, but I just was like, I was like, oh my god. I was a drunk child. I don't know what I was doing as a kid. It made me question. If you were a drunk child, it makes me question how good a job parenting. This VHS copy of this movie did. I'm like, I don't feel bad now. I don't know what it was, but I had some weird emotional connection to this movie and it's been destroyed by this podcast.
Starting point is 00:09:37 You're welcome. That's the theme of our podcast, destroying, thank you. Finally remember for childhood for seven years. I remember the watching this movie for the first time last night. You've never seen it? No, I've never seen it. Neither had I. Neither had I.
Starting point is 00:09:54 I'd heard of it. Can I ask you a question then? Yeah. Did you think it's called my stepmother's Janaleon? So it's through the point of view on the sink. I was like, I wrote down in my notes. It was obvious this? Why isn't Willow a bigger part of the movie? It's called my stepmother is an alien. Not my wife that is that 24 hours away. Exactly. Not the stranger. It's not just your stepmother is an alien. What do you, yes? No, mine. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:21 It's her movie. And also I think that's what the whole problem in the movie is. It kind of tries to bridge the gap between being an adult movie. Is this a movie about a man who married an alien? Well, it's a family movie. It would seem like that. I was going to say it would seem to be the movie about a teenage girl that I would bring kids to except it's all about horny adults. Here's what I think happened.
Starting point is 00:10:39 I think the movie is about a red hat. Yes, of course. A red hat and white tape. Don't get me to say it. I'm sorry. The movie is about a purse. Here Yes, of course. A red hat and white tite. Don't get me saying. I'm sorry. The movie is about a purse. Here's what I think happened. I think that the movie was originally
Starting point is 00:10:52 written from Willow's point of view. And the original title remained. And then I think they saw it. And they had to recut it, not YouTube recut it. Not just like actual YouTube recut it. Professionally recut it. not YouTube recut it. Not just like actual recut it. Professionally recut it, because they realized it's a really fucking creepy story. What's a horror movie story?
Starting point is 00:11:12 Well, absolutely. But every time she's begging her dad to find a woman, and fuck that woman. I wanted to die. The level of joy. The level of joy. Incredibly uncomfortable. The level of joy that Willow has upon realizing that the woman that his father met at a party,
Starting point is 00:11:32 like a horny adult's party the night before, where children were the haters. I am smart. By the way, I've got a lot to say about that. Finger food, but. Point being, she was like, she's staying here overnight. Yeah! She's so happy that her dad got his dick wet.
Starting point is 00:11:55 She's crazy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. They characters in Alien, we don't know where vagina gets wet. We're not sure. It's true. It's true.
Starting point is 00:12:04 It's bad. It's bad for you. It's're not sure. It's true. It's true. It's not just be bad. Is that reacid? It's like, I don't know. If it's not in the video, it gave it up 3,000 years ago. So it's been a while. By the way, that adult fuck party where kids were the waiters, I want to get into that. No, wait, how many women are we?
Starting point is 00:12:21 Our sister's loving to this party. Hope it says multiple women. Where women like you broke my heart. Is he like, love it? He drives the roll. Love it. Love the roll. Can you also explain to me what's his job that he's that dog that has a role as a driver? I thought he was a show for no joke for a whole movie.
Starting point is 00:12:44 I thought he was a show for no joke for homeless. I thought he was a show for the whole movie. Baby, he was. He might not be, I don't think so. I think he was maybe his roles. Because that, it was definitely his roles. To me, he's a guy who spent all of his money on a roles. Well, I thought he did that nice house in the beach. I mean, a real house.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Hey, what does he do? And B, he then, at the end of the movie, spoiler alert for this piece of shit movie. No offense, Whitney. He is like, yeah, I'll go to the alien planet. No problem. No, no. No, with it, no tearful good bot.
Starting point is 00:13:17 He's just like, paste, paste. He has no one. First, he's basically like, I'm in love with your wife. Yeah. He's his wife. And kiss his Toronto's wedding day. Yes, he's basically like, I'm in love with your wife. Yeah. She's his wife. He's like, I guess this her aunt was wedding day. Yes!
Starting point is 00:13:27 He's like a fucking dirt bag. Like, in the said movie, it's called My Stepmother is an Alien. Here's the thing I would think I would like to... Are we going to write a movie right now? I was watching. It's final direct opening so we can write a movie. The thing is, I bet you could clipippy is going to tell us, I bet you could write it better. It sounds like you're trying to rewrite the movie My Stepmother
Starting point is 00:13:50 is an alien. Do you want help with that? Thanks, clippy. Why have we not discussed that one of Willow's friends is Juliet Lewis? Forgotten? Yeah, Juliet Lewis, no lines. It looks like the Juliet Lewis from National Amplen's Christmas vacation. Which is like, it looks like she is walking on set. Yeah, I mean, but that look like... Like, the actress Juliet Lewis is the same Juliet Lewis.
Starting point is 00:14:22 She kind of looked like her. She looked the same actress. I will also the same Juliet Lewis that is kind of looked like her. She looked the same. I'm also the same Juliet Lewis that is in Cape Fear around that same time. That's my favorite. From natural born killers? Different Juliet. All right.
Starting point is 00:14:35 But I mean, she had a similar, I mean, I feel like she had a different look as a kid. She was like the cool kid. Or something like that. She had a two moments. She made something out of nothing. I think she choices. I was seeing choices.
Starting point is 00:14:46 She was like, oh, my God. By the way, I wish the movie had been about those three girls, not joking at all. I was like, they're so interesting to me. And the adults are bananas, like nonsense. Also, did you, back to the pervy child's father relationship, oh yeah. They were about to kiss and someone's like,
Starting point is 00:15:03 have you ever seen him kiss a woman? And she's like like not since 1983 When you were four And why is she keeping such solid track of Like why is she like a journal? Yeah, I would understand a movie in which like a daughter For would want her father to get back out there and find love. Why? Someone else.
Starting point is 00:15:27 I don't know anyone who's not with me. But why does she have to want him to get laid? That's the weird part. No, to me, I think the issue is this is a daughter who arguably lost her mother at a very young age. Yeah, right. And she's like, dad, get over it. Fuck somebody.
Starting point is 00:15:44 Yeah. It would be one thing if the mom laughed in their like, dad, get over it. Fuck somebody. Yeah. It would be one thing if the mom laughed in their both, like, we're going to find somebody else. She seems like, again, we're going to find somebody else. Like, Mollet, she's like, I feel like she's like, get over there. Let's move on. But you know what I felt?
Starting point is 00:15:58 I felt like the movie has no reason to happen. So every time something inappropriate or weird would happen, there'd be a studio note that would be like, how do we make, you know what, just make the daughter, you have to make the daughter be into it. Otherwise, it's like child abuse. And maybe incest. It felt like a lot of studio notes.
Starting point is 00:16:18 What's to me the better movie is that she doesn't want him dating anyone. She wants to sort of memorialize her mom and have the house be like a shrine to her mom. And so of course he thinks when this woman comes into his life that she's overreacting, saying, she's my stepmother's an alien. Only to find out, no, her stepmother is an alien. To me, that's the movie that makes me happy. Well, by the way, I would argue, I would argue the big strike against this movie is that
Starting point is 00:16:44 it all happens within 24 hours. So much. That is when I think the studio notes come in because you see Dan Acroid, like all of the lines, like, I know this is crazy. I know this is totally insane. I know it's only 24 hours. She comes in, meets him at a party,
Starting point is 00:16:58 to get married the next morning to a marriage reception and then we'll have a date. I was like, has time passed? Willow has a date that night. I was like, has time passed? And she hasn't done that night. That night, the reception, I guess, is over? The reception is over. They're calm night.
Starting point is 00:17:12 They're wedding night. They're just hanging out. And they put her in a wedding dress and just moments before the last time we see Willow, she's like, she by stepmother is an alien. She just sucked a battery. What? The rental period. Nice over.
Starting point is 00:17:25 Guys, oh shit. That reaction was inappropriate. Do not awe for the rental period. Get a fucking life. What is wrong with you people? Also, just can we talk about Willow's dress? What event is she going to? It looks like she's going to a dance and it was just a date.
Starting point is 00:17:45 I want to know what they went on that date. I want to know what that was all about. But to me, again, I just want to bring up, like, she was so cool with combating her. Her combating her is putting in her in the dress and she's like, what do you think? It's like you just saw her drink a battery. She had to see her drink batteries like 10 times before it seemed weird.
Starting point is 00:18:07 She drank so many batteries. She drank all the cars on the streets batteries. They could not make this movie now with hybrids. This movie is so bizarre in every level. and this is the question I want to ask I don't have the answer to it What was she there for I don't understand like what yeah, I do know this Well, okay, so his Remember when they were in the... The SETI researches? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:47 You remember when they were in the cardboard lab? Sure. It looked like a science project, a four-year-old science project. I mean, here's like, if this movie was made today, the special effects would be brilliant. Why? Because... Would we care?
Starting point is 00:19:00 Because they're so bad that it has to be intentional. This... It wouldn't matter if they were great special effects. This movie would still be pedologically insane. Yes, picture of Frank Trich. Although that snake coming out of her bag would be pretty. The eyeballs, the eyeballs snake. I hated that guy.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Oh my god. Hey, hey, hey, it had some singers. Was it in a woman's shirt? Back off. It wasn't. Why wasn't? Oh, thank you. Back off Alpo Breath did get me. It was not Margot Martin Dale, but I was sure it was Margot Martin.
Starting point is 00:19:28 And Prince. Wait, so I went understreet. Oh, okay. So, something about, remember when the rain and all the stuff colluded at once to make the light stream shoot off the computer straight into the other planet's orbit or whatever. Until the other computer. Yes, yes, yes. Really good. Yes. Straight into the other planets orbit, whatever. Until the other computers. Yes, yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:19:45 Really good. Ah! And one computer screen is like... That's not how that works. This is not a multi-screen workstation. By the way, isn't it, babe? One screen was like computer graphics. The other one was a picture of Star.
Starting point is 00:20:02 Yes, yes. Not even. Not scientifically accurate. Oh, yes. Whatever happened, it went into a different Stranosphere? Sure. Is that a different...
Starting point is 00:20:12 Nope. No, no, no, no, I'm at that part. No, he broke. He went into a different galaxy or whatever. It got so near the planet of hot women that the whole thing was if they only had 48 hours to figure out to reverse it or else all the gravity would drain from their plants. Wait, no they aren't living in some sort of gravity problem.
Starting point is 00:20:32 She says the gravity is like a problem, right? Yeah, that means she's talking to like the old men in like time. The men in the KKK officers. Yeah, they're like the gravity's really getting to us. You only have, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. I also couldn't, they need the beam to pierce through the hangout. But to me, it hurts.
Starting point is 00:20:54 Why just do it again? They didn't see me reverse anything. They didn't do anything different. It's like this thing that almost wrecked our planet. Do it again. I don't think it was wrecking the planet. I think it was good for the planet. Oh. Didn't they want it was wrecking the planet. I think it was good for the planet. Oh.
Starting point is 00:21:06 Didn't they want it to be done again? No, it wasn't good for the planet. No, I think it was. Okay, one of you fucks can settle this. Who thinks they've got it? Tim? Right? Fucking miss it.
Starting point is 00:21:20 Was that right? For the first lightning storm, he was like, we can never get the beam to another galaxy. And then John... What kind of beam? It's like a communique. It's like they're trying to... Questron beam.
Starting point is 00:21:33 Okay. And then John love its jacket buttons. Yeah, right. This increases the... It shorts the thing. Yeah, it shorts the thing, so it shoots it to another galaxy. Sure. That creates a problem on the planet. I see why they thought this was funny.
Starting point is 00:21:47 So they have to replicate that same thing to fix the problem. I don't know why it fixed it. That was the issue that I had. But the thing that she needs to do with Dan Acroid is figure out how he did it. The problem is he doesn't know how he did it. Because it might get that, but my issue still goes from why repeated. It's like, my car wasn't an accident. We need to recreate this. Oh, no! Don't know the right. Oh, no, I've been shot. Shoot me again.
Starting point is 00:22:10 That was my issue with it. I thought she was trying to undo it with her white pantyhose. Right. By the way, I'm gonna say you know because obviously John Levin's very expensive jacket. Why does he smell like fish? Why? No, I very expensive jacket. Why does he smell like fish? Why does he say that? That's improv. Why is it, by the way, John, I don't know. I don't funny man back then. Yes, sure.
Starting point is 00:22:33 Funny man. Why is he so unfunny in this movie? Love you, John. Well, he's a bull. You're on your own. You are a lost theater guy. No, I'm your... Today, if you think, if you can really say to my face that that made you laugh.
Starting point is 00:22:49 I am with you, because I think John Lovitz always is this great. He always can nail a thing. I think because this movie had no plot and his character was so undefined. There was no joke. Yeah. It was sort of like, he's just running around.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Well, he felt to me like he was in an all adult movie And the juxtaposition of him and Willow being together was unsettling Usually Larry Can't believe no one called the police. I mean he was just like how did Willow get home from the party? Yeah at home from the party. Yeah. Yeah. You're not going to be like, did I go to his like, alluded to his arrived. She's beautiful. I got to show her my setup at the space institute.
Starting point is 00:23:33 And just abandoned his dog. By the way, she gets home and in bed, and she's just there alone. Yeah. I do want to say a couple of things about that. I'm not a single father, but I get. You're not. You're not.
Starting point is 00:23:48 You guys are very reactive. That's good. Very emotional, proud. Careful. Careful. But it wouldn't seem like my first instinct when I'm getting laid for the first time would to be like, hey, you want to go check out Sleeping Daughter? Like, hey, time would to be like hey you want to go check out my sleeping daughter? Like, like, like, like, hey before we got sex, we want to go look at my daughter.
Starting point is 00:24:11 So, yeah, man, get the ladies. But the lady says it's short. What, she was like it's so short. Otherwise it's so, then you go like, I need you to leave. But then they go into his bedroom and he doesn't close the door. Yeah. So he's just, they're just going to the bone zone
Starting point is 00:24:33 where the wheel-off are across the hall. I can't believe I'm about to defend him. But we all do seem to want to know this is going to happen. Do you think, June? June, June, you know we know she didn't. I was gonna say, do you think Willow woke up and heard, but we know she didn't because she surprised in the morning. Forget it. I will also say every, every choice a Dan Act Road makes is okay with me
Starting point is 00:25:04 because when... Every choice. Every choice. I'm gonna tell you why. Every choice is okay with you? Yes, I'm gonna tell you why. Because he is a man that watches a fucking stranger that no one knows coming to a party at insane, do back flips and goes,
Starting point is 00:25:22 oh, what are you, a wacky gram? That doesn't exist. a wacky gram. Do you hear this first instinct is that she is one of these things that don't exist? You're insane too, so these are two insane people. So I feel like he's not grounded in reality. Like he wasn't like, well, but he's got that grounding element of Jimmy Duranty's hat.
Starting point is 00:25:43 I can't even talk about that. What? I can, I can. You want to talk about Jimmy Duranty's hat. I can't even talk about that. I can. I can. You want to talk about Jimmy Duranty's hat? Here's my question. Do you ever watch movies now? First of all, I looked up some trivia. Did you know this was initially going to be Shelley Long?
Starting point is 00:25:57 Yes, I did. Where are you going to bring it? I would. No, it's great to bring it up. That would be amazing. Because I'm trying to picture Shelley Long doing on this. Crushing it. Crush it. I'm going to say, I'm going to pull him. No, I think great to bring it. That would be amazing. Because I'm trying to picture Shelley Long doing on this. She's crushing it. Crushing it.
Starting point is 00:26:06 I'm going to say, no, I think Shelley Long's amazing, of course. But I think Kim Basinder did her job. I think you're right. I think you're right. Her job. I think you're right. But did she need to like squeak? She's like, what? Like did she need to like squeak? I think like like Like did she need to like come let her I mean you have to understand she did not have any direction
Starting point is 00:26:31 I mean no one did I think that's what happened with love. It's it was a free for all out I think you probably right left to improvise. I think for hours on end They were all so arguing with Willow's real-life parents about the content of the movie. I thought it was a child. Stop whining about when my daughter's the lead. Okay, so it's called, my stepmother is in the, is in alien. My daughter's the, the main character, and her third line is, I'm wearing a bra. And, and she's doing that.
Starting point is 00:26:59 And what's her up and down. And then, her, like, I didn't like it. And then, she's like, it is like, I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. And then he stared right at her teeth. And then she's like, I was like, what happened right now? A minus? Was that a joke or is that a real size?
Starting point is 00:27:14 She's like, A minus. It's not a real size. It's not a real size, I checked. I do, as we talk about kids. It is a grade. So that was a joke. Yeah. OK, OK.
Starting point is 00:27:27 I'm going to just play some of Kim doing her job at the party as a genius. Hello. Are you down to see Vills? Yes. Will you tell me the composition of your radar being or not? Which one?
Starting point is 00:27:43 Now you don't fool me. Your favorite color is red. Your favorite food is lasagna. And your favorite rockin' is pink bread. Okay. Oh! Actually, I prefer green. I'm allergic to all pasta and my favorite rock
Starting point is 00:27:55 is rock mononon. Well, of course you'd say that. And I think it's pink-boy, not pink-bread, right, Jesse? Pink-breads, they're pink-nang. Would you hold this for me, please Fred right Jesse? Friends they're new friends. Would you hold this for me please? Hey hey with a monkey. You people say we monkey alone, but we're too busy singing to put anybody down.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Do you know what they say? Nick says the one. Dick makes it. Okay. I'll see you later, bro. You're the best. You're the best. You're the best.
Starting point is 00:28:28 And she's smoking a tear. I'm the best. That's the best step tonight. The background is. There is a great man with a beard, staring at Dan Adgrod. Where are you at the camera? I love Dan. Best extra award goes to Adgrod.
Starting point is 00:28:41 Here's what's so weird about this movie. So she acts like an alien here. And then she goes outside to talk to her purse. At which point, she speaks. Totally normal. Totally normal. Why? With all the nuances of a human.
Starting point is 00:28:57 Yes. Like, that's what's so interesting is she is so capable of having a normal conversation with the purse. But when she's talking to people, it says if she's Jo. And alien. Like not from this planet. And they're in love.
Starting point is 00:29:12 And they're in love. And they're in love. That's how they sold it. She's not a worm creature, is she? Well, that was my question. Are they worms when they go back? That because she says we do. But the guys aren't worms.
Starting point is 00:29:24 They don't eat, Sam. The guys aren't worms like the elders aren't worth so why would that why are worms helpers in this world like they're talking don't like the person is like oh you're a fully functional human now so what was she previous what she said she wasn't a worm well no, no, because she said, like, do you guys go on vacation? She was, no, we go and do math. What? You don't want her to be a worm? I don't want her to be a worm.
Starting point is 00:29:50 I don't want her to be a worm. What if she wasn't? What if that dude, you know? No, she's a beautiful woman. I mean, that's just something I want for her, you know? Why didn't she be an alien, though? But she's a worm. But if she was a worm person, she might have,
Starting point is 00:30:03 like, the beautiful woman she might have felt, like, didn't, she wasn't interested. Well, I have to say this, so the elders, those three men, they show up as human. Also, top of the patriarchy. Absolutely. Also, Oscar, so what? We think so, right?
Starting point is 00:30:17 We think that they do have human form. Okay. Asalians. Right, because one thing just feels like a piece of snakes. But when they have to hide in a purse, for example, that's when they can transform into worms or other weird creatures. I feel like the worms were more like the old guard
Starting point is 00:30:36 that knew a bunch of shit that she didn't know, and then also gave her dresses. How about this? How about this? How about this? There seems to be some sort of... Why when she reads a book that she put her arm in the book? But, but when the elders refer to the book to tell her what marriage is,
Starting point is 00:30:53 why does it look like I opened a big book and fucking put his arm in? Because that is alien book. It's an alien book. Earthbooks you read with your arms. I'm not sure if you read it. I'm not sure if you read it. I'm not sure if you read it. I'm not sure if you read it.
Starting point is 00:31:12 I'm not sure if you read it. I'm not sure if you read it. I'm not sure if you read it. I'm not sure if you read it. I'm not sure if you read it. I'm not sure if you read it. I'm not sure if you read it. I'm not sure if you read it.
Starting point is 00:31:20 I'm not sure if you read it. I'm not sure if you read it. I'm not sure if you read it. I'm not sure if you read it. I'm not sure if you read it. I'm not sure if you read it. I'm not sure if you read it. I'm not sure if you read it. I'm not sure if you read it. And why do all the women look like Princess Stephanie when they come down to get John Levin's? Do they, are they doing that? Because they basically say in the beginning, didn't they, that they made Kim Basinger to look like the most beautiful human woman?
Starting point is 00:31:34 So as to, because that is the thing that all men can't resist in those power-runs. It's a stupid woman who eats cigarettes, but it's hot. Yeah, yeah. So she can't look like that on her own planet. Because they say Yeah, so she can't have looked like that on her own planet because they say that they're making her look like that. So that's what I want to know. Are they all worms?
Starting point is 00:31:52 Gasp! Tim, are they worms? I said my stepmother. I feel like I'm with a Tim mother. My stepmother is a worm. It's actually a movie I can get by. Tim, Tim are they worms? I don't think that they're all worms.
Starting point is 00:32:07 I think that there are different races on the planet. I think if I'm just gonna do a gut check, I don't think they're all worms. You don't think they're all worms. What percentage of the population of that planet is worm based and what is humanoid based? I think we've thought through this more than the writers, the producers.
Starting point is 00:32:24 That's just been a way more challenging. We'll can fit in the bank. I think we've thought through this more than the writers, the producers. Yeah. Oh, that's a bit short. That's a bit more short. We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. We're talking.
Starting point is 00:32:32 We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. We're talking.
Starting point is 00:32:40 We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. We're talking. and eyeball. And clearly, always shot from a position where a puppeteer could be like shooting up right from under camera. Like, you're just like, oh, stay still, Kim, stay still. Wait, there's another thing that was, well, there's so many things that are odd.
Starting point is 00:32:56 So whenever she has a question, like, he wants to kiss, a video screen will appear, and will, like, kind of, like, detail detail everything about kissing but then when she asks about sex Well, maybe we just watch it then we get it. Well This is it this is a confusing one. Oh God. This is the sex Okay, the white tiger. What is sex? Huh? What? What? What? What?
Starting point is 00:33:22 You heard what I said. This is the bathroom in his bedroom. He is max eight feet from her right now What? What? Can I boss for once, I can? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no difference alone. Yeah, that's true. By the way, he's in a children's bed in that room. No, he's not that bad. He's not that bad. He's not that bad. He's sleeping in a jungle bed. No, John. He's so weird. Why?
Starting point is 00:33:56 He's a grown man. Yes. And he's sleeping in what appears to be like a full-size bed in his teenage home. Oh. Here is, so we'll get into this sex explanation. Here we go. She's like, what is sex? And...
Starting point is 00:34:13 Huh, what? You heard what I said. What is sex? Oh, give me a second. One second. Oh, take a look at this. Oh, sex. One, gender.
Starting point is 00:34:24 Two, Latin for look at this. Oh, sex. One, gender. Two, Latin for six. Three, an expensive store on Fifth Avenue. Hold what? No, it's not. Sex. So that's a joke. That's a joke, but it also shows that they have very bad research. Also, Latin for six, does she know what Latin is?
Starting point is 00:34:44 What's happening? Like, worm. Fucking get to it. Well, let's get into, I mean, they have, while, yeah, whoever's making these videos for her, they add too much stuff. Oh, yeah. Deleted.
Starting point is 00:34:58 What good is deleted? Oh, now don't get excited. Just a second. One little second. Don't get excited. There he is. And you walk in a second. Why is the worm look in the bag? When it's like, oh, wait a second.
Starting point is 00:35:11 Wait a second. Let me see what else I have in here. No, that's not how this works. That's not how these videos are also not in the bag. Let me see. Guys, I just have a theory on this worm. Well, I give it. All right, the worm is on the home world,
Starting point is 00:35:29 and this is some sort of device, like a periscope-esque device. So, worm is a human, and just can kind of periscope through Earth to be in the bag. Tim, like, Tim is the worm part of the planet. It's Tim. I feel like, I do feel like it could be like a, it's like a parents go on a submarine, there's another person on the planet like, like, another planet.
Starting point is 00:35:54 Yeah, like that's how she's come here. Yeah, well they do say that this character is like the expert on earth. Yes, but it's not. No, the worm is an idiot. No, the worm is an idiot. But it's not. No, the word. That's what that means. The word is an idiom. But I guess my question is a fucking asshole. Why wouldn't the worm herself just become
Starting point is 00:36:12 Kim Basinger? Celeste. Because then Kim Basinger wouldn't have anybody to talk to in these hilarious one-on-one. There wouldn't be no exposition scenes. Yeah, I mean, we don't need to even watch the rest of the sex explanation. What's interesting about this scene is that Kim Basinger is so... She's so virginal in this, and she seems so surprised and embarrassed by all of the sexual stuff.
Starting point is 00:36:40 Because sex is not part of their scenario. Wait, wait, wait, wait, way. I think that's my thing. Sex is not a part of their scenario, but they're not sexual creatures. They were. But to be embarrassed, you have to have a context for what sex is. Sure. What she doesn't. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:55 What? Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yes. Let me see a barit fine. Yeah. You'd be a real cog in the wheel on set. Yep, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, The logic does not bear out on this. But you know, you're right about that.
Starting point is 00:37:28 And then because of that, that virginal quality, it makes the sex so creepy. Well, also, I was upset when he said, can I kiss you? And she goes, does it hurt? Yes, and he's like that one thing. If a girl says that, you're like, let's go to a clinic. Yeah. Or do you okay? Something's wrong. you're like, let's go to a clinic. Yeah. Are you okay?
Starting point is 00:37:45 Something's wrong. What happened to you? He's like, no, it doesn't hurt. Not the way I do it. Yeah. And then he proceeds to kiss her neck for upwards of a minute and a half. He's new here.
Starting point is 00:37:57 He's new here. And the same spot for like a minute and a half. He just wet neck, sir. No. Can I just, I'm Oh! Can I just... I'm interested. Can I tell you the taglines for this movie? Wet next.
Starting point is 00:38:09 All right. She's gorgeous. She's never been kissed. Needless to say, she's from another planet. Oh, it's needless to say. Needless to say. That a beautiful virgin is not on earth? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:28 Okay. And then she's ugly. She's never been kissed. She's from city of india. You're no. Here is the other one. The other one is... A million light years from home, she's found a husband, a step
Starting point is 00:38:49 daughter, and a dog. When she finds out about sex, she might just stay for the weekend. What is this? But by the way, what? These are taglines for movies. Like, I'll be back and then she's gorgeous. Hey, Gary, I'm going to need you to write up a bunch of pervy horny taglines for the movie. Huh? Yeah, okay. I hope you have to lunch. The best, the least offensive is man's closest encounter. Fine.
Starting point is 00:39:24 Fine. Fine. I mean, it's right around close Fine, fine, fine. I mean, it's right around close encounters. I get it. OK, fine. 1990 or 1980. So a little bit. I mean, like, 10 years later, yeah. 12 years later.
Starting point is 00:39:35 12 years later. How did this get me? How did this get me? Can we talk about the sex part? Yeah, sure. Only for the rest of the show. I do have a confession to make. Oh, what's your secret? The huge head off.
Starting point is 00:39:49 Did you jerk out a dream? I didn't beg one out to that scene. Can you imagine? I was on a plane. That would be very weird. So the scene where she comes out of the bathroom? Yes. Where she, yes.
Starting point is 00:40:03 Where the wind is blowing her. Do you have that? Oh, yeah, I do. Oh, yeah. It's kind of amazing. It's great. It's great. I was like, oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:40:11 Yeah. I get it. I mean, that was excellent. By the way, they made it with Taylor. I love it. It's amazing. I loved it. And by the way, just put it in context for you, Kim Basinger heads.
Starting point is 00:40:21 This is after nine and a half weeks and no mercy and blind date. Is it for Batman? Yeah. Oh, wow. Um, I don't know. I don't know. Then I had to do math and I my brain is. Yeah. I mean, I can find out. But nine and a half. Somebody knows in the room how old was Kim Basin? Joe, would you made this movie? Tim? You fucking blew it, bro. But I mean, but at this point, nine and a half weeks and blind date, those are big movies, or at least they seem to be.
Starting point is 00:40:50 I think she was trying to make her comedy move. Okay, all right, so here we go. This is the sexy and we can kind of talk over it as a good one. This is a dance, a dance. I love this song. Me too. And by the way, I mean, yeah, things are, yeah. Well, when she comes out, yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:05 Dan Acroix making the same face he makes I mean, yeah, things are, yeah. Well, when she comes out, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dan Acroix making the same face he makes and ghost buzzers and the ghost blows up. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. So I mean, I need to play bed, tiny, tiny bed.
Starting point is 00:41:20 Tiny bed. Tiny bed. Giant man. Giant torso. There is no room for her in that bed. So can we stop for a second? Yeah, please, uh-huh. I look, I'm not known for my elegant get-ups in the bedroom.
Starting point is 00:41:34 You're not. I'm not. No. That's not my brand. Yep. Have you ever ripped a negligee open? No. It looks like it had to have been rigged.
Starting point is 00:41:43 Oh, of course. I know. What? You think that was an improv move? No, it looks like it had to have been rigged. Oh, of course. I know. You think that was an improv move? She's like, can we do one more? I've got an idea. I said, but it's, can she open it? I'm not going to be a woman. I'm not going to be a woman.
Starting point is 00:42:04 I'm not going to be a woman. I'm not going to be a woman. I'm not going to be a woman. I'm not going to be a woman. I'm not going to be a woman. I'm not going to be a woman. I'm not going to be a woman. I'm not going to be a woman.
Starting point is 00:42:20 I'm not going to be a woman. I'm not going to be a woman. I'm not going to be a woman. I'm not going to be a woman. No, there's no buttons or zipper there. It's like, she's ripping. So shouldn't you have known she was an alien right pen and there? By sheer strength of ripping the necklace day in half. Also, it was such a clean cut. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was.
Starting point is 00:42:33 And I just put her in a bra. By the way, she's practically, I mean, you're seeing a lot in that scene. Anyway, just put her in a bra. And then she had a... But I loved what she wore. I love the ribbon. I love the ribbon.
Starting point is 00:42:43 You weirdo. Just put her in a bra. love the red. You weirdo. Just like, put her in a bra. Stop saying it again. What is that? This is real. That's right. I'm just like, put her in a bra.
Starting point is 00:42:52 I can't really specific at all. Why is that black lady like that? Like, why is she like that? She's like, a real thriller. She's like, a real thriller. She's like, a real thriller. Just throw her in a bra. Can we get wardrobe over here with some bra options. We're gonna put her in it
Starting point is 00:43:12 What are in it? It's put her in a broader in a Like what you said throw her in it. Yeah, I'm just gonna chuck her in a bra Just put her right in it. That's I'm just gonna chuck her in a bra. The first you bought. Just put her right in it. That's a t-shirt put her in a bra. Put her in a bra. If the new get her done. Put her in a bra.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Put her in a bra. That's just a great thing to end sentences. And I told him to fuck up put her in a bra. $90 for Game of Putter in the Bra. Hey, use your blinker, asshole, putter in the bra. I don't need four gelato shops on my block, putter in the bra. Two minute coffee shops and sunset jun, just put her in a bra. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:44:07 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:44:15 Guys, guys, guys, you're right to applaud. That was a home run. Oh. Can't wait for our Netflix comedy special, put her in a bra. I'm in a bra. But I'm in a bra. The new way to the, where does the butt start? But I'm in a bra.
Starting point is 00:44:35 I can't. P-U-T, Apostre P-R-E. But I'm in a bra. I feel like it's P-R-A-H. I think it's P-8. I feel like it's BR888. I think it's BR888. I feel like it's BR888. I feel like it's BR888. I feel like it's BR888.
Starting point is 00:44:52 I feel like it's BR888. I feel like it's BR888. I feel like it's BR888. I feel like it's BR888. I feel like it's BR888. I feel like it's BR888. I feel like it's BR888. I feel like it's BR888. This is our super finger. Oh, God. That's a different preference.
Starting point is 00:45:06 Yeah. Oh, this is sexy. Oh, I can't even imagine. It's so gross. And it gets so much. And their kissing has less chemistry than Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock at the end of the lake house. It has less chemistry than Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock at the end of the lake house.
Starting point is 00:45:26 It has less chemistry than that and there is easily 45 minutes of it. The majority of this movie is them kissing. By the way, do you think that the director said make it awkward because you're an alien? No, I think Dan Eckhart was like, we need more kissing. By the way, why didn't they just cast Dan Eckrod's wife? Because his wife is like that beautiful model who, well, she is. But she looks just like Kim Basinger
Starting point is 00:45:52 and then they would have actually had some chemistry. Can you imagine the arguments that went on in his home? Oh, yeah. And all he does is fucking, in 24 hours, all he does is fucking basing her like five times. And act like it's the greatest thing that's ever happened. Oh, yeah. At the height of Kim Basinger.
Starting point is 00:46:06 And why does his lip get stuck? Is that a thing that happens to guys? Yeah, oh, yeah. The pre-sex driver. And we need putter and a bra. Putter and a bra. It fucking works. It's not.
Starting point is 00:46:23 Well, welcome. It works. So just miss it. It's so, it's so, it's so just misses. Guys, start using it. Get it out there, put her in tweeted. Plug in, chat chat in. Guys, graffiti. We brought it. Put her in a bra.
Starting point is 00:46:38 It really does imply Paul that she'd have no agency over what she wants to wear. I like that you think that the supposition is that you're angry, that they put her in a negligent, because just got to him and put her in a bra. But it was, it put her in a bra. To me it feels like you're jumping through hoops to make her like you want her clearly to rip something off. But bra, you don't whip off, you've done hook.
Starting point is 00:47:05 It would be harder to sing a song. Button in the front, like that. What, no, what kind of bra? Are you wearing the shoes? She's got a bra that just has a button that Paul pushes. What is it? I'm learning a lot about your undergarments from your husband's comments.
Starting point is 00:47:22 We are from bars. Bross, right? You're also in my ladies' hands. You're also in mine. Where am I, ladies? Where am I, ladies? Where am I, ladies? Ladies, yes.
Starting point is 00:47:31 Ladies. Where am I, ladies, that? You know you ladies got the front push, but. You know, you ladies, you know, when you want to wear a necklash but some guys try to put you in a bra. And you're like, I ain't gonna wear a necklash like I wanted those from Putt-Butt-Butt-Brah. I'm gonna put you in a bra.
Starting point is 00:47:55 Here's a deal. Put her in a shirt. Let her rip open that shirt. Yeah, rip the butt shirt. That was a check with me. I know, by the way, a great opportunity to use the snap button shirt. Oh, but the most, like, look, I'm all for, like, I gotta tell it to you,
Starting point is 00:48:11 I'm wearing something in. But when he, we were like, talking about the butt. Are we still talking about the sexy? No, the butt. She was wearing something in. When he talked, when those buttons come up and he's like, ugh, these buttons, my brother gave me this. It's a snap button thing that looks like a button,
Starting point is 00:48:25 regular button, anyway, Russ. Anyway, like, remember this, remember this, remember this, because we need to use God forbid any buttons, get close to it. And it was just the fact that Love It's had two clothing items that have metal buttons. That's the whole connection. Metal buttons are not that rare that you need to justify
Starting point is 00:48:43 like, you know, we get a metal button in there. What is that business in the beginning? What is that lab? What are the- It's a CETI lab, which is a search for intelligent life lab, which is probably wrong to have that director go, there's nothing else out there. It's one of his first love.
Starting point is 00:48:58 But why are you- That's why you're there in the beginning. Why is- That guy is for sure a Trump appointing. What? What? Why is Tom Lovey's there, though? Lovey's is there.
Starting point is 00:49:11 He drove, he's a driver, he drove the man. He's picking up his brother so that they can go to a single snout. Yes. And he's trying, that's why he's trying to get him out. Trying to get him out of there. While his daughter is a home alone playing basketball. Yes.
Starting point is 00:49:23 They'd be out and trying to pick up a lady. And it's raining where they are, but not where the basketball is. No, yeah. It's a quick rainstorm. And also, love it. When given a poncho, where's it as a junkie scarf? He wears it around his neck like a junkie scarf. He's like, what?
Starting point is 00:49:41 Get him wet. And he's like, what's supposed to be like, fish? Oh no, it's me. What? What? Do you think that they thought this was bad while they were making it? Like, were the actors like, oh, this fucking scene,
Starting point is 00:50:01 like, were they like like this is going great what how do you think? I'm sorry Dan Aggroves I can't many times can I have sex with Kim base here or yeah I love this movie it's great I need another take I need another take but like would you love it to the funny part he like you know when you're bomb these are all funny people do you think that yes do you think but I feel like Dan Aggroves was wasted as a straight man in this movie. Well, right, yeah. Let me just say this, like, just to give you an idea, like, this is the one 25 January 25th, 1988, draft of the script, credits, these are the writers. Jericho, one name.
Starting point is 00:50:36 That blew my mind when I saw it. I was like, can you do that? I'm gonna get more, I'm gonna get more in the second. Frank Galedi, Richard Banner, Susan Rice, Herschel Wangrod, Timothy Harris, Paul Rudnick, Debra Frank, Call Sotter, and Jonathan Reynolds. Ten writers on this. So that, to me, reeks of, they were, like, writers on writers on writers on writers. Only four out of the ten got credit.
Starting point is 00:51:03 And not the ten. But ten. And not the ten. not come up with putter and a bro I mean would have been the hit movie the year But yeah, I mean I feel like that's what it feels like to you like ten writers It's like in this and then this and like they're all writing scenes independent of each other But this means to someone believed in this movie enough to go through ten writers They're like no, it's not the concept. It's a problem. it's the writer, that's the problem. This is a movie that they were like, we are making this. And we're going to put whatever it takes into getting this to the screen.
Starting point is 00:51:33 We are six writers away from this. Working. get me Jericho. Who's Jericho? Get me Jericho. Put him in a bra! Jericho, we need you to fix this movie. What's that? You want to be paid in Jetsky? Fuck yeah bro. I will, again, I'm saving it for the end. I got something that's gonna knock your sock down.
Starting point is 00:52:06 About Jericho. So, uh, Jericho. I don't, yeah, Jericho. You're... All I'm gonna say is again, is I tease it one more time. It will pay off. LAUGHTER Um...
Starting point is 00:52:19 Well, all right, so why? Why? When... Because we're still looking at the sex scene here, why when the purse gives her all the Debbie does movies on beta? It's an odd size beach. The format is weird. Why is she then is able to just play them out of the purse?
Starting point is 00:52:43 Why give her the cassettes? And? She doesn't go downstairs and play them out of the purse. Why give her the cassettes? And she doesn't go downstairs and play him in a VCR. She does that with Jimmy Durantin. I think she's trying to dissuade her from like, she's like, here, watch this. And she's like, no, I need to see it on the screen. Like, she's distracting her. All right.
Starting point is 00:52:58 And then she's like, Debbie does Dallas, Debbie does, does it a busy girl? If she doesn't know about sex, how does she know? Yeah. That she's busy. And why she's slut-shaming, Debbie. I agree. Debbie wanted to go to Jersey's Old Door. She was like busy girl, like, how dare you. They also, when they show the sex montage to her,
Starting point is 00:53:17 the aliens, they just throw in a lot of random shit. We're saying what the kissing one is, well, the animals and slapping and the kissing That I thought was very funny that was a Kissing him Watching the video and recreating whatever she sees yeah, that was funny to me I know why it's funny, but then it hurts me when he's like let's get married Oh of course, do you know what I mean? It's funny, but then it hurts me when he's like, let's get married.
Starting point is 00:53:45 Oh, of course. Do you know what I mean? That's like, you should be in a home with my child every day. Oh, yeah. After a kid's death. Hey, before we fuck, you want to go check on my daughter in a bedroom? I have recently vis-a-vis my daughter put her in a bra.
Starting point is 00:53:58 It's still worse. But the den Eckhart is, Dan Eckhart's, like, he's so off because he's like, when she finally comes out as an alien, he's like, did you ever even like me? You met her 12 hours ago. You don't even have this much time to be this in person. His daughter should be taken away from him.
Starting point is 00:54:22 Yeah. At the end of this movie, Willow should be put in an orphanage because her life would be immeasurably better. I want to talk about Jimmy Duranty, but I also want to talk to the audience here too, because we're at that point. Well, my new spot, Jimmy Duranty, is in the audience. Can I ask you why you're picking somebody?
Starting point is 00:54:40 Do you think there was a scene that was cut of him and her dancing to Jimmy Duranty together? Well, before they did at the end. Before they did, because it was very weird to me that they just knew what they would do. I think that's the, that's the, what, that scene we see of her watching the Jimmy Duranty tape
Starting point is 00:55:00 is the precursor to the ending scene. But then they're just dancing. I know. KK,'re just dancing. I know. KK, KK guys in the sky. I also have an issue about that Jimmy Duranty hat. If it was a collector's item, why leave it out on just on the hat? By the way, why is there like a 30s APA'der hat also on that?
Starting point is 00:55:17 The one that she was taking the most in the hat. Why do I feel like those are all Dana Groyd's personal hat? I'm not. You guys don't worry, I've got my hat truck coming in from home. I literally thought, I think I'd even said it to you, June, I was like, he improvised that Jimmy Durantiline. It's so bizarre, like what? Why would you say Jimmy Durantiline?
Starting point is 00:55:36 Like, oh no, no, that's a major plot point. I thought that was like, oh yeah, Dan Acroix. I thought, it's the same thing we had in what we did we watched recently, where like the girl in the 80s was listening to 50s music. It's the same thing here where I'm like, oh, we're weirdly fetishizing like a 30s character for the, it doesn't matter who cares. Put her in the bra.
Starting point is 00:55:58 Put her in the bra. Put her in the bra. I feel like you're dropping the R at the end. Your name, your best rendition of Putter and Abra in your question, Harry. My name's Rob. Putter and Abra. Right, maybe what we should do instead of having people do it, should ask their question and end it with Putter and Abra.
Starting point is 00:56:16 But you don't have to do that, Harry. I made sure I wore my shirt. Oh, nice, very nice. My last note actually is I hate Jimmy Duran. But you shouldn't blame Dan Acroid and everything for being so into this girl so fast because one of Willow's lines is my mom. I mean my first mom. She's insane too.
Starting point is 00:56:40 She's insane too. I want to know how did her mom die? Do we know that she died in public? No, I'm feeling like it's a family. I'm not going to say that she's the foul boy. It's the spits. I died of embarrassment just to the general family dynamic. Does anybody here believe that the mother faked her death
Starting point is 00:56:59 to get away from the father and the daughter? She's like, I'm in a household of crazies. I gotta get out of here. All right, your name? She was murdered by John Lovett's character. Your name and make sure you end with our catchphrase. Okay, and here you go. My name is Jen, and I actually have a theory
Starting point is 00:57:22 about the daughter-father relationship. I think this may be about the daughter father relationship. I think this may be a prequel to contact. And the whole steady thing is really Alice and Hannah again and then Dan Arkwood is going to die, you know. And then she goes nuts. She just goes crazy. Put it in bra! I wish I was more familiar with contact to really navigate.
Starting point is 00:57:47 It's Jody Foster. Yeah. That's the Carl Sagan book, right? Yeah. Yeah. I would say it's your style. Who's mentioned in the movie? Yes.
Starting point is 00:57:55 Well, that's a connection right there. Yeah, we're just doing connections. Misconnections. Here we go. Stand up here. All right. Your name? Your question. David. I I noticed with the bag, the first few things
Starting point is 00:58:09 hit right on, and then it got more obscure, like with the animals kissing and stuff. Did anybody else get the feeling that, like, this is where Google got their search from? Because as you get further along, it's more and more obscure. And they've invented Google on this movie Which leads me to my next question, Hainong man There you go, and you got to end it with the thing put her in a bra. Thank you
Starting point is 00:58:35 All right, fair enough guys so far these are terrible questions I'm still thinking about camping heads or tails. And Dave, but like get it to fucking get it. You're making the people listening at the wood. People at home are so mad at you right now. Right here we go. People are on the boards right now being like the audience sucks. No, it's literally put them in a broth 400 times. Alright, here we go.
Starting point is 00:59:02 Hi Brandon, so the thing that I found about this movie, it's basically a short con. You know, she shows up with this purpose, and then executes it very quickly. But what happens is she's drawn in by these carnal pleasures. She's like, only shit, fucking is great. I love eating food. I love doing all, I love sandwiches. I love Jimmy Duranty.
Starting point is 00:59:19 And I'm worried that she's gonna blow herself out. Like, what happens over two weeks? She's now stuck here on this planet with us. I'm sorry, you forgot sneezing. Oh my God. Sorry about sneezing. Which, space on loves. Space on loves sneezes, which somehow it gets sneezing.
Starting point is 00:59:34 I'm not exactly sure if it's a ray or whatever the case would be, but like, what happens to Kim Basinger after two weeks with Dan fucking Acroid in this kid? Yeah. Buh-buh! Great. By the way, that's a great point. Yeah, she's gonna burn out on Earth real quick. Oh, well, I mean, like listen,
Starting point is 00:59:53 this is, I mean, even if she wasn't an alien, they're moving very quick. This relationship cannot last. It's not sustainable. And do you think Dan Acroid is really, where is Dan Acroid falling on the sex chart? What do you mean? Do you mean by that?
Starting point is 01:00:11 What? His? I'm sorry. Do you have a sex chart? What's going on? His. His fucking. His fucking.
Starting point is 01:00:18 His fucking was so savage that she left her planet. That's what I'm saying. But to her, or if we were to put it on the level against all of humanity. She's never her. That's where. Yes. Right?
Starting point is 01:00:33 So like, I mean. Which by the way, I think she kind of alluded to that. Dan Acquired knows she's a virgin, right? Yeah, because he's like, oh, god. Mom would be so proud, he says, or whatever. What? Right? Doesn't he say that?
Starting point is 01:00:50 I think you made that up. I think you made it up. I think that's true. Joe, he says, you're a virgin? Mom would be so proud. And I'm like, oh, it's mom. Jesus, that never. Time out.
Starting point is 01:01:01 Help me out, birds, am I right? Yeah. Oh, it would be so proud. I'm going to be blocked now. Time out. Help me out, guys. Am I right? Yeah. Ah! I'll put pizza brown. I'll put pizza brown. Who's mom? Who's mom? Who's mom?
Starting point is 01:01:10 Who's mom? Why would she be proud you're an ex-mom? No, I mean, by the way, and why wasn't she at the wedding the next day? Like Ring Ring, hi mom. I'm about to fuck a virgin. No, I think he must have been saying, I think he must have been saying, her mom would be so proud. No, no, I think so. have been saying I think he must have been saying her mom would be so proud No, I think no, I think the point is
Starting point is 01:01:32 I think the point is my mom would be so proud June is unhappy I Think your mom would be so proud and my mom would be so proud I'm fucking a woman who's not Too bit flusy. He's mom that's disgusting. No, he's saying mom would be so proud. Like mom would be so proud of him. Your mom?
Starting point is 01:01:54 Junior, you're saying this is a baby of bit? Is he doing a baby? You're an acroix. You're an acroix. What? What? Whoa. And I'm saying to her.
Starting point is 01:02:03 Oh, you're a virgin? Mom would be so proud. Oh, you're saying a lot! No, no, no, no! I admit it's not, it's not. That she's fucking a stranger? I know, that she's been a virgin for this long. That she waited until now?
Starting point is 01:02:17 Yes, mom would be so proud. She's a virgin. I mean, mom would be so proud she's waited this long. No! No! No! No! I don't think so, too. Mom would be so proud you're about to fuck this torso
Starting point is 01:02:31 with a tiny twin mouth. Mom would be so proud you're waiting. You were. No. I mean, he has the body of a scallop. I mean, she's kidding. Wait, I'm sorry. I know I'm not allowed to do this. I know I'm not allowed to say this, but she's so hilariously out of his, I mean the fact it's just such a, it's such a like male gaze. I couldn't tell. I couldn't figure out like is this movie more sexist towards women or men?
Starting point is 01:02:57 Because it makes the men look like way like morons like you guys will do it like nobody comes up Nobody nobody's looking if you need a girl who's a 10 she can eat trash in front of your child The first thing she does to the kid is hold my hat and completely yeah, trusting her dad and you're like But that's okay because it's like a horny adult 80s party We're like kids are the catered waiters while their parents try and fuck each other. But I do think this movie is a fantasy for men because the idea of it is that she is a ten and she is attracted to Dan Acroid in it and the only way that that's possible in any world is if she's an alien. But she's also, but without, he doesn't know the truth.
Starting point is 01:03:40 She's not a ten alien. She just comes off mentally ill. I don't think she's attracted to him. I think she's like doing a mission to get information. That's why it's not a fantasy. It's not a fantasy if it's like, oh, maybe you'll be so smart one day, some hot girl want to fuck you to steal.
Starting point is 01:03:58 It's not like she likes him for his brain. She's like, no, no, I need to- She comes to like, he's crazy. She thinks he's like a liar and that she has to fuck him to get the secrets out of him. I will. We've all done that. No, here's the thing. We have all been there,
Starting point is 01:04:10 but she, she enjoys sex with him probably more than any woman ever has because she has nothing to compare it to. Well, she doesn't have, she enjoyed it because Paul didn't put some shitty bra on her. But I mean, like, to quote Dan Acroix in the movie, if you walk my secrets, you'll eat my sandwich. Oh! That's, that's a t-shirt.
Starting point is 01:04:36 By the way, that's the best t-shirt. Tweet it. All right, here we go. All right, you already touched my biggest problem with the movie, which is leaving the door open while they fuck. Still open the next morning. But I want to talk about Carl Sagan, called, which total Kent Brockton from The Simpsons.
Starting point is 01:04:54 Can we talk about the guy who received the calls wife in the bed? I know, I'm not saying that. That's with her. She had a bump in her hand. I was fascinated by their relationship. I wrote down, want to see more of this. But then by the way, put her in a...
Starting point is 01:05:13 Put her in a bra, right? Like it. Real weird tonight. Real weird. But their relationship was fascinating. No, because if they had it, they share the lovely kids. So, if you're over here, if you're husband-Paul, and I'm you, and the phone rings, and it's the mic, and you're sleeping, do you reach over to him to answer the phone while you're asleep?
Starting point is 01:05:38 Well, I think he's a heavy sleeper. My big question for her is, why is she stroking a tendril, a gray tendril? While he's on the phone. For the entirety of that conversation. I'm upset by all of this. I've found it like a... Did not like it. ...eirotically charged.
Starting point is 01:05:58 I like what... I feel like the costume designer was David Copperfield. Well, like David Copperfield nailed it. Like she's in silk. She's got like some crazy. It's just it's not, I've never seen a woman dress like that for a while. No one has. But she's just for bed for him.
Starting point is 01:06:17 Like that. A man with a tiny thing. It could have been solved with one change. He also put her in a prop. Unfazed by having been telekinetically moved across to the car, throwing her air, what? Drew is car-rooving.
Starting point is 01:06:36 Nah, he... The movie is like... Totally normal, dude. No! No! You've had something transformational happening. He is like, totally normal dude. No, no, he's not like... Something transformation will happen to you. He should never sleep again. He should.
Starting point is 01:06:51 No one in this movie does anything near right. Like he should have called the authorities. Something should have happened there. He did deliver an amazing line at the end, which was, is that pocketbook dead? Yes, actually, that actually was a great singer. I thought he was terrific, actually. He was great.
Starting point is 01:07:16 What's the English are just rich? Rich. Rich. But speaking of, she said she was from the Netherlands. She didn't have an accent and no one questioned it. No, she actually actively has a southern accent in the movie. Right.
Starting point is 01:07:30 All right, here we go. Well, the basic, simple element goes to the whole splashing the water in the mirror that we always talk about. But how come when people say, we always talk about it? We do talk about the idea that it never happens in real life. You never go to a sink and yeah. Why when people take phone calls at night,
Starting point is 01:07:48 do they suddenly realize, oh, I want to talk to this person. Let me put on my glasses. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Please. Put her in a bra. Put her in a bra. LAUGHTER
Starting point is 01:08:03 That's amazing. All right, here we go. Your name and... Your question. Alyssa, my question is, Dan Acquard has devoted his life to studying aliens, right? Like, his whole... The actor Dan Acquard.
Starting point is 01:08:16 Yeah, man. That's the way I will say... It was a con-head. I'm not kidding. The actor Dan Acquard is obsessed with aliens. What? The story. And I will argue that.
Starting point is 01:08:27 You're only bringing this up now? I will argue that's why the first five minutes of this movie are so convoluted because I feel like Dan Acre is like, we got to make this more real. We got to do this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it is like, it's so jargonful. And if you're at your work right now, obviously,
Starting point is 01:08:42 you're in a theater. But if you're listening to work right now, obviously, you're in a theater, but if you're listening to this, Google Dan Accrad Crystal Skull Vaca, it's a seven minute ad where he talks about the Mayans and aliens. And how does this, this is within the last five years. And also, if you're at work right now, just Google Kakefarts. I don't know what that is. I don't want to know. Google Cake Farts is the only one that happens.
Starting point is 01:09:07 See if it'll pass your firewall. Let's just see. Okay. My question is, why was this whole like honey trapping even fucking necessary? Like if an alien thing was going to happen? A great question. I was like, hey, this fuck's up. We really need your help.
Starting point is 01:09:27 Can you do this again? He would be like, my life is validated. Like this exists. Or just like take a begins this will. I mean, you're an alien. They don't even need to. They don't even need to. This is what he's been dreaming of his entire life.
Starting point is 01:09:40 Like, just go to him. Don't go to creep. Present yourself as an alien. He'll be psyched. That's your end. That's your opener. What's up motherfucker, I'm an alien, you're welcome. Yes, yes, what, he went, he stoked to do it again.
Starting point is 01:09:55 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really good point. Also, glittering a bra. I like how to speak to that. What are the bra, what are the ways? You got one over there. And you really feel like you got something good. If you really feel all right.
Starting point is 01:10:14 Okay, someone's question going to be about the fact that her wedding gown had a heart on the back of it. Her outfits are pretty stellar. I'm just waiting for someone to bring this up. Yeah, again, where did she get that? I guess she put it in her first made First Sorry, and why did he have a suit at a blue powder blue? Is that a guy? Is that cooler is that by the way everyone was able to get it together like they they had
Starting point is 01:10:39 60 people at their wit and so so no family Before email and cell phones between two in the morning and 10, everyone was not only able to come fully dressed to higher band, do a whole thing. That was a pretty good team. And I feel like it was a Tuesday morning at 10 a.m. Well, no, it was her homecoming, because it was homecoming. All right, all right, Sadial. Okay, and so.
Starting point is 01:11:03 I will say, the couple that had the most sexual energy in this movie is Willow and Oz. Oh, well, let's play that scene. He pulled her out that door like he was gonna fuck her on the sidewalk. He is, he has more testosterone and he's like, take any body. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Starting point is 01:11:21 Everybody else in this movie. He, yeah, let's just play it because it's a great little scene here. What is that she looks, take me, buddy. Thank you. Everybody else in this room. Yeah, let's just play it, because it's a great little scene here. What is that she looks? I mean, she's in a wedding dress. Right? I mean, isn't it or no? No, it's a wedding dress. It's in Quentin.
Starting point is 01:11:36 Surprise! I mean, I'm coming in for her. Here it is. Here's what I've got in here. I'm going to rush. It's the band they're wedding dress. It's the band they're wedding dress. Can you see?
Starting point is 01:11:44 And why is it in the ring? It's in the ring they're wetting it. It's a big, they're wetting it. It's a big, they're wetting it. You see? And why are you in there? You're in it too. It's a big, they're wetting it. It's a big, they're wetting it. It's a big, they're wetting it. It's a big, they're wetting it. It's a big, they're wetting it.
Starting point is 01:11:52 You see? You see? And why are you in there? You're in it too. It's a big, they're wetting it. And why are you in there? You're in it too. And why are you in there?
Starting point is 01:12:00 You're in it too. I hope you like me. I hope you like him. I hope you like him. Feminist. Double big, big. Hi. Hi. I'm Trent. Hey. Seth Grayson comes in. Thank you. Oh, I'm Steve, just a stab.
Starting point is 01:12:11 I'm Steve Poundson. Mrs. Mills. Nice to meet you. Math Jury. Huh? Give braces. Oh, right, my braces. And my wife's from Holland, so they...
Starting point is 01:12:23 Sure. Oh, you were flat, great. Thank you. So audience is loving this move. Oh, yes. Have a great time. Shall we save with me, sir? That could look good. Man!
Starting point is 01:12:41 He is fucking her with the towel, right? They for sure have sex, right? Look, she learns by watching him, right? She learns by watching her dead. Every... No. Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 01:12:55 Oh! What's going on? What is going on, Paul? Are you okay? Wow. Things are not good. Oh my gosh. Let's go to Tim. Tim has a question and I feel like Tim has been a light here on the research end of it. Tim, you'll kind of bring us home in our final question here. Go for it. First I wanted to, I looked it up. She's 35. First I wanted to put it to I looked it up. She's 35
Starting point is 01:13:26 35 oh fuck You spent the whole moon. Yeah, no, I'm not okay. The whole moon. I was like she's like 20 three and she looks unpolished So you okay, I gotta get out of here This whole show has fucked up my childhood and now my adulthood. But it has given you put her in a brow. Let's be honest. And I now know that June wears bra's with snaps in the front. So she learns from osmosis. She puts her hand on the computer and absorbs all the information it has.
Starting point is 01:14:00 She puts her arm in the book and absorbs all the information that it has. The whole thing is she wants to figure out what Dan Acquired knows, and she's had extensive physical contact with him. Why is it she absorbing the information? Why isn't her vagina sucking in the secret? What an bruh! Butter and a bruh.
Starting point is 01:14:16 Tim! Bring it in home like I knew he would. That's how he's done, asshole! Ha! Ha! That's a G right there. Well, obviously we had an opinion about this movie with our people out there that had a different opinion. It is now time for second opinions. All right.
Starting point is 01:14:37 Second chance. Second Mary. Second dance. Second bass. Second place. Second helping's on my plate. We've got second opinions We defied the critics
Starting point is 01:14:49 We've got second opinion you're arguing that won't get far when we give it five stars. We've got second opinions Amazing amazing I'm gonna give you guys this amazing Mario Super Mario Matt. Thank you so much. Do it for that. That was awesome. Holy shit. Really anything to show it on. I know. Alright, so if I get married do I have to do shit like that? Yes. Yes you do. I'm doing it right now, sweetie. Do I have to choreograph performances for free?
Starting point is 01:15:44 As I do! I pull the few of these because they're all pretty good. I'm going to start with one from Jerry A. Wapula. Just because it's interestingly written. This movie is a really, really great comedy. It's about aliens from outer space. The aliens are really, really funny. The actors and actresses are really great people.
Starting point is 01:16:09 It is one of the great movies to buy. It is funny. The people are beautiful. The themes are really great. It is one of the best movies to buy. Again, he's a... It is full of brilliant, period, original, dot, dot, dot, good, dot, dot, ideas.
Starting point is 01:16:37 It is full of good themes. It is like no other movie. Go ahead and buy it. A work of true genius. It is like no other movie. It is a comedy. Really great actors and actresses. Brilliant dot dot dot original dot dot dot fiends.
Starting point is 01:17:01 One of my favorite movies of all time. Five stars. Obviously written by an alien there. This is written by the person. This is from L.M. This is a really fun movie. Maybe not for younger children, not because of the adult sexual themes, but they wouldn't understand many of the references. Still, you never know what goes into their mind and stays
Starting point is 01:17:28 there. So I'd be careful. Any kid, 11 or older though, is fine. Five stars. I don't have children, but it's 11. Seems that 11 is a little low on this vector. This is another weird one. Um, I first bought the DVD for my mother for Christmas. Why are you doing this in a voice? Why does this one have a voice? No.
Starting point is 01:17:54 Is anyone who buys a DVD, is a serial killer? Why is the voice bubble a bill from Silence Abyss? I put her in a bra. Um, I first bought the DVD from my mother for Christmas. She let me borrow it. I'm glad that I finally watched it. It's truly a great movie. It's a funny movie.
Starting point is 01:18:13 It is very entertaining. I suggest renting it or buying it by a star. The two ways you're going to see it. And they all have this theme from comics 34x. Overall, this movie is pretty good. If you don't care for the story, at least you get to see Kim and the other chicks in the movie. If you've never seen the movie, just buy it.
Starting point is 01:18:39 The other chicks, you mean the daughter? We're all? Because if you've never seen this, Stephanie's, I assume. Yeah, right. If you've never did this, Stephanie's I assume. If you've never seen the movie, just buy it. It's about the same as renting it a couple of times and you'll be able to keep it. Oh, thank you for introducing us with the concept of buying a movie. It's so weird that everyone is making you buy this movie.
Starting point is 01:19:01 And then the final one is from Anthony and he goes this movie is great the only reason I bought it was to hear the song at the end of the movie I can't find that song anywhere. That was it. You know what? I want to listen to that song before bed. I should watch the movie. I should start the movie now. Don't want to listen to my favorite song. All right, so... The one where she slammed onks.
Starting point is 01:19:33 Oh yeah, that was pretty cool. All right, let's talk about Jericho. All right. Paul, if you will, please blow our minds. Jericho has only one other writing credit, a film called Matt Nain, a film they lost arbitration on. The John Goodman movie? I don't know, maybe.
Starting point is 01:19:54 Okay, yes. A film that he lost an arbitration on and only received shared story credit. He was so angry about it that he tried to have his name in the credits replaced with the pseudonym, fuck. I love this thing. I love this thing.
Starting point is 01:20:09 No. Now, there is a very long article. I find the fuck is way less offensive than Jericho. Fuck. Written by fuck. So this is an article from the Ellen. What he legally changed his name to fuck. Wouldn't they be honor-bounder contractually obligated rather to list his name under his credit as fuck?
Starting point is 01:20:41 Yeah, that would go down to the courthouse. Like, by the way, should I go follow through, bro? I'll put it out there. Alright, so this is an article I had appeared in the L.A. Times in 1989. The interviewer who goes to interview him can't get him on the phone and he wants to meet him at a coffee shop because he quote lives in a bad area. So, they meet and he goes, my original script was an allegory about child abuse. I wanted to reach kids in a way that wouldn't make the story just a disease of the weak type of movie and I wanted to make it easier for kids to grasp the child abuse angle. Why?
Starting point is 01:21:22 Wait, this movie? Yes. Was it not a comedy at that time? I guess not. the child abuse angle. Why? Wait, this movie? Yes. Was it not a comedy at that time? I guess not. Is it a comedy now? So, this is where he was inspired by this movie. Jericho moved to Los Angeles where he was a street person.
Starting point is 01:21:43 Crashing at flop houses and sleeping in parks. He was befriended by a young black kid who turned up one day, badly beaten. The youngster said his father had hurt him, but told Jericho he couldn't fight back because his father was an alien. In treat, Jericho followed him to a supermarket parking lot where the boy hopped into an abandoned car. Didn't have any wheels, and its windows were spray-painted black. I rushed up and started kicking the car when the door opened, and it was an alien.
Starting point is 01:22:12 It wasn't a man, it wasn't a person. It looked so strange I couldn't even describe it. I just froze. The next thing I knew, this huge hand leaped out and dug into my stomach, grabbing a hold of my spine. The pain was so intense I collapsed to the ground. The alien creatures stood over me and said, very gently, sorry, blackjack. Then the car started to shimmer, very brightly, and I blacked out from the paint.
Starting point is 01:22:46 When I came to the car and any traces of it was gone. Five stars. Then, not long after Jericho had a chance meeting with horse and wells, I cornered him walking into Mame-san and he told me my boy the War of the World was just a dress rehearsal and this is what inspired Jericho to pitch a story about a child's nightmarish vision that a stepmother is an evil alien. Wow! What is this parking lot the Ralphs on Sunset? I gotta say that's delivered. Right? I mean this man put a bra on it. Yeah. Yeah. So that this this is inspired by a true story.
Starting point is 01:23:45 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Starting point is 01:24:01 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. some drugged up main character is like Jericho is not well Jericho did the first pass Yes, so yeah, the last pass Right, they go on to say that They gave this man money after he told that story
Starting point is 01:24:16 He gave it, yeah, in 1981 Paramount hired him to write a script He delivered it to the studio And they saw it having more potential as a comedy He delivered it to the studio and they saw it having more potential as a comedy. He turned it in and they thought it was a comedy. He did not understand. Jericho and then he goes, Jericho recently saw the film of the Fairfax Theater. His reaction?
Starting point is 01:24:35 Hollywood is a doom planet. Watching the film is like seeing someone you love. I get it now. He thinks Hollywood is a planet. So the guy in the car is just a motive town. It was making him an alien. Sorry, Blackjack. Oh, man. What happened to the kid who was bruised?
Starting point is 01:25:02 No trace of that car. From the rock and roll, a rouse parking lot. Wow. No, I mean, I mean. I mean, say this. Everybody is just doing the best they can. Is that the best somebody can do? In the movie, I mean. In the movie, like, and I've got to give it up.
Starting point is 01:25:23 I will give it up for Willow, who in this movie I thought was fantastic. I do believe that it was probably recut and a lot of her stuff was out, right? I don't know. There's so much stuff in there. It's not like it's a short movie. Like, the scenes all seem to be in order. I just don't know what I was doing.
Starting point is 01:25:43 Don't you feel like the scene was? I was surprised at the end during the montage where Celeste realizes she does have humanity and wants to stay that in her love montage of all, like the human feeling she has that love it's popped up. The midst of all of that. The one who kissed her on her wedding day. Willow almost gets hit by a car.
Starting point is 01:26:05 Flies through it. She like, she like, kidney pride style phases through the car. The driver unfazed by it all. The driver arguably sees something that is truly unprecedented. And is like, I didn't see her. But did you see her face through your face?
Starting point is 01:26:25 I also want to... I thought Lockjaw was gonna appear nerds. I was also... There was a little part of the movie that I thought was weird too when you mentioned when she does when Kim Basinger lets Alzenhanigan dunk the basketball at the end. Like she like, she levitates her up to dunk the basket. Then within seconds, they're fucking so hard that fireworks are going off in their minutes. Like Alessaneanagan like simply just turns her back and then they have reached that point of pure climax.
Starting point is 01:27:02 Seconds later. Here's the thing, the aliens whole plan is basically sexual manipulation and prank phone calls. That's what they're up to. That's the best thing you've got is impersonating people on the phone. What exactly is love it's going to do back there? He's going to tell them all about sex. No, he's going to fuck them. That's, yeah, that's what it means. He's going to fuck me daily. He's going to fuck me daily. It wasn't going to tell me about earth. Yeah, but it's about the sex part. I mean, can I say one thing? No. Do you remember the scene where she's bringing out all the food? Of course she makes the entire menu. Yes. That should have been funny. Do you know what I mean? Like I was like this I get
Starting point is 01:27:50 why this is funny. Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? If Shelley Long had done it, I think it would have been... You're right. I think and I believe Kim Beister had to have been doing a fantastic job, but if Shelley Long had been in this movie, I think I would have liked this movie a lot. Well, yeah. It should be totally different, too, because I think that it would have been more, she would have been more of a funny, it would have been consistently funny,
Starting point is 01:28:16 where I think Kim Basinger is just like, odd, like she's, odd and sexy. Yeah, where I think it would be, I don't know, yeah, I think, she'll be long. Did you do hello again instead of this? That was a- This might have been the dark years. The years where she went, yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:34 Yeah, yeah. She went off, she went offline for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for her, for out for a soldier. I feel like I feel like I'm a Jericho year or she was yeah or like the show had our Jericho years. Yeah, yeah. Was this pre-your-post-true Beverly Hills? I don't remember. I think this must have been
Starting point is 01:28:50 pre-okay. I think we should have I think you should start having on this like you should have Shelley Long here. Well you know we do have a guy Blake Jay Harris who does interviews with a lot of people that are involved in these movies. I hope people who didn't do it. Oh, that would actually be interesting to you. I was like, well, I would have done this. Right? She was like, I didn't watch that piece of the game.
Starting point is 01:29:13 Ladies and gentlemen, shelly long. Hi! Put her in a bra. Well, I think we've said- It feels great to say. What can we tell people to do with you? Like, what do you got coming up? Oh!
Starting point is 01:29:30 Stop! What is going on? She is my friend! What can we do? We need to tell people to sorry. Sorry, it's not weird. Anything but putting it in a prop. What do you have?
Starting point is 01:29:43 What do you have for me? I don't care about things like that. Nothing. Nothing. That's fine. All right, great. It's up to this podcast one. All right, great.
Starting point is 01:29:51 June, what do you want to plug? The third season of Grayson Franky's out on Netflix. Plug that. I would like to plug that also. Thank you, Whitney. Jason. I don't really have anything to plug. OK.
Starting point is 01:30:04 Great. Well, great. Well, you can follow us on how to this get made on Facebook and on Twitter, HDTGM. Listen to Blake Harris's origin stories, and if you have something that you might have missed from this episode, you can call me at 619, P-A-U-L-A-S-K, 619 Paul Ass. Yes, on our mini episode, we get into it with a whole bunch of... And it's got questions about Paul's butt. You can call me at 167 Paul Ass. A big thank you to Nick Kylie for finding that Jericho article. A big thank you to Avali for pulling all those amazing clips July up in the mood. Everybody
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