How Did This Get Made? - Re-Release: Jaws 3-D

Episode Date: July 7, 2023

Last Looks will return in two weeks! For now, enjoy a HDTGM summer classic as Paul, June, and Jason discuss the 1983 action thriller Jaws 3-D. They talk about old school jet skis, why SeaWorld would a...gree to being in the movie, all of the non-sharks kissing each other on the mouth, and more. Plus, June shares a story about picking up pizzas with Paul for a holiday get together with friends (that Jason wasn’t invited to) and Paul shares an embarrassing story from his youth. (Originally released 07/04/2019) HDTGM is going on tour in August! Buy tix at hdtgm.comFollow Paul on Letterboxd https://letterboxd.com/paulscheer/HDTGM Discord: discord.gg/hdtgmPaul’s Discord: https://discord.gg/paulscheerCheck out Paul and Rob Huebel live on Twitch (https://www.twitch.tv/friendzone) every Thursday 8-10pm ESTSubscribe to The Deep Dive with Jessica St. Clair and June Diane Raphael here: listen.earwolf.com/deepdiveSubscribe to Unspooled with Paul and Amy Nicholson here: listen.earwolf.com/unspooledCheck out The Jane Club over at www.janeclub.comCheck out new HDTGM merch over at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hdtgmWhere to find Jason, June & Paul:@PaulScheer on Instagram & Twitter@Junediane on IG and @MsJuneDiane on TwitterJason is not on Twitter

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello, people of Earth. This week we are taking a July 4th holiday break from last looks and instead we are re-releasing ahead of the SkitMade Classic episode, the 1983 Action Thriller, Jaws 3D. Alright, this episode came out in July 2019 right after our Serenity episode that we also just re-released for our last Matinee Monday. And fun fact, these two episodes together contain the complete origin story for my nickname, Tall John. So you finally get the full story right here, back-to-back episodes. And since there are no last looks today, I wanted to tell you all
Starting point is 00:00:35 that next week's movie will be the 2004 tween comedy sleepover recorded live from Largo in LA with special guest. I'm not gonna say it. No, I'm not gonna reveal it. It's a great one. Sleepover stars Alex Penavega from the Spy Kids movies and also features Jane Lynch, Steve Carell and very early performances from Brie Larson and Evan Peters. It has a 15% on the tomato meter and Joe Leiden from variety says, even by the notoriously flexible standards of bubblegum teen picks, sleepover comes off as wildly unbelievable and often astonishingly silly. You can stream sleepover on prime video or rent it at all the usual places like your local public library. I will tell you sleepover made June and Jason cry. Anyway, if you have corrections and omissions for our last movie hypnotic, you don't have to worry
Starting point is 00:01:32 because we'll cover both hypnotic and sleepover in our next last looks episode. You can still submit corrections and omissions to our discord at discord.gg slash hdtgm or leave us a voice mail by calling 619 Paul Ask. Just a reminder, we are going to be on tour this summer head to hdtgm.com for all the info that we have about that and when in doubt, go to T-Public, check out a shirt, we got the brand new Ben Affleck Hypnotic shirt up and it is great. Alright, that's all I got. Enjoy this re-release of Jaws 3D. It's the most lethargic shark ever photographed on screen. We saw Jaws 3, but you know you wonder how to disurvey. Let's fall in the mediocrity of self-barrage.
Starting point is 00:02:29 Perhaps we'll find the answer to the question how did this get paid? Hello people of Earth and welcome to how did this get made? This is John speaking. I hope you are having a great 4th of July week and what better way to celebrate Fourth of July then with a classic fourth of July tale jaws dot dot dot three and I am here to 3D 3 well 3 they took the D off June for this release
Starting point is 00:03:01 Here's the thing that I will say always add more D's. By the way, not to bring it up, but I was in firm, firm D's. You got to put firm D's on the end of these movies. You joke about this, but I was in piranha three double D's. They knew their audience. You hear the voices of my two co's. That is of course, Jason Mancukus and and June D'Amory. How are you both? How are you, Pop?
Starting point is 00:03:27 Um, I'm very good. This movie I saw in the theater. Did you really? Oh, yeah. Oh, interesting. I remember this movie. I was so psyched about this movie because 3D was a big deal. I remember a movie called DreamScape also with Dennis Plade in 3D. Very exciting to see these movies. And this movie, which June is right, it is just 3D, but they make no, like you're watching a 3D movie without watching it in 3D.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Well, the 3D, what I presume is a lot of the 3D stuff is like underwater slow moving items. You know, I mean, it's a lot of the 3D stuff is like underwater slow moving items. You know what I mean? It's a lot of stuff that is like not. Can you tell? Like the fish head almost seems like a composite. It really did. It's like in a studio.
Starting point is 00:04:13 Yes. And they don't even change the titles. Like the titles are supposed to shoot out at the screen, but they've left in the trail, so it's almost hard to read. Like when Dennis Quaid's name comes up, it's got like a lot of like, like depth to it. But it gets hard to read. I loved the credit at the beginning of the movie that said that this film is suggested
Starting point is 00:04:37 by the novel. Yes. Jaws by Peter Bentley. Suggested by the novel. That is a crazy, that's a crazy credit. I mean, that was, I mean, when I saw suggested, I was very laughing. And the other thing about this title sequence that made me laugh
Starting point is 00:04:52 was, you know, Louis Gossett Jr. is in this movie as... LGJ? Love LGJ. Oh, Iron Eagle. We got to do that on the landlord. That's a great movie. I also, is, which is the one where he's a principal's with John Belushi?
Starting point is 00:05:06 Oh, what is that called? Or Jim Belushi, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't remember. I can remember, but yes. But I thought it was so interesting. We got to do Iron Eagle. Oh, it's on the list.
Starting point is 00:05:15 Gedrick, come on. So good. He was like one of the only other people named Jason in the world. Jason Gedrick, and I remember being like, whoa, cool. Like, because he was otherwise that and Jason Robards. And I was like, oh, Jason Gedrick. And I remember being like, whoa, cool. Like, because it was otherwise that and Jason Robards.
Starting point is 00:05:27 And I was like, oh, that old guy. So you didn't know a lot of Jason's? No. In your class? No. And more like. I grew up with a slew of Jason's. Yeah, no, not really.
Starting point is 00:05:39 No, I didn't know Jason's until much later in life. And Jason's now, Jason is now like, I feel like an extinct name. Like, how many, and do you know any, Jason's in your kids peer group? No, but I grew up never knowing anyone with my name. Yeah. I mean, there were like two old women
Starting point is 00:05:56 that I met at my name. So, but I had several Jason's in my class. I love that. Well, to me, I feel like it's good to hear. I'm glad that there are Jason, there were Jason's out in the world. I feel that the Jason species in my classroom were very much made fun of from Jason from
Starting point is 00:06:10 fight of the 13th. It was sort of like that. It was like, you know, I also was a lone name person. There was no Paul. Yeah. What you're talking about, you both have very common. No, I barely ever heard it. I was very special.
Starting point is 00:06:23 I was very special. I was alone in the June, I was very special. I was alone in the world as a Jason. You know, it was so hard for people to pronounce my name. Do you pronounce the L? Is it a strong L? Well, I do remember not to sit, not to get off on too much of a tangent. But Paul and I had to pick up a pizza and oh, hi, once.
Starting point is 00:06:40 Oh, my God. Oh, we're staying with our friends over Thanksgiving. But it was like the day after nobody wanted to cook. Jason, my God. Oh, we're staying with our group of friends. Over Thanksgiving, but it was like the day after nobody wanted to cook. Jason, you weren't invited, I guess. But. I must not have been there at this house in Ohai that apparently a group of you were at.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Yeah, I don't remember why you were there. Lots of me were best friends. Oh, wow. But some people, you're very, very dear to where a definite mom and dad were there. Really building a center. Yeah, they were having a fun. Oh, yeah, they are all blessed.
Starting point is 00:07:06 Oh, we had so many laughs at that. I have not talked to them since they told me I was a quote unquote bummer. So the next night after Thanksgiving, we ordered pizzas so we don't have to cook. And that's the way we roll. Yeah, because otherwise you cook to the whole time. Yeah, I mean, we got it.
Starting point is 00:07:22 We'll let you put it in that. We'll put it in that. So we go to get the pizzas. Paul and I mean, we got it all. I mean, June will put on that apron, yeah. So we go to get the pizzas. Paul and I go to get them. Everybody else stays back and people are hungry. People are hungry. People are hungry. And we get to the pizza place and we're waiting.
Starting point is 00:07:41 Well, we go in there and we're like, Paul, Paul. Yeah. We're waiting. We're waiting. And Paul says, in there and we're like, Papa. Yeah. We're waiting. We're waiting. And Paul says, I'm sorry, I'm just checking in on, because we ordered like five pies. A lot of people were there.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Yeah. And yet I didn't get invited. You were, you definitely weren't there. Wow. Yes, so many people. Five pies were a little bit. Paul's like, I gotta, I've ordered five pies for Paul. She's like, I don't have that order.
Starting point is 00:08:07 And we're like, what? And she's like, I don't, I have nothing here for Paul. And we're like, we just called. What do you mean you said to come by in 40 minutes? She's like, I'm so sorry. I don't have anything here for Paul. And I'm like freaking out. I'm like, all of our dear friends are back there. Everybody's so hungry.
Starting point is 00:08:30 Not all of your dear friends. Let's just say let's call up by that. Yeah, all of your dear friends are there. Okay, the people and our life that we choose to holiday with. Holiday with that's good. And spend holidays, not like vacation holidays. Yeah, not a British sense. Like holiday, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Jason, Jay-G? Who's the name she says? Uh, I don't have anything here. I guess I have an order for five pizzas for tall. For tall. Tall?
Starting point is 00:09:16 I'm enjoying watching. Do you tell the story just now? I love that somehow the story is getting slower and slower and slower. I hate it! I hate it! What? story is getting slower and slower and slower. I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say,
Starting point is 00:09:39 I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I have to say, I you misheard me and she's like, no, no, no, this is for a tall. Tall, the name, the call, the name T. Tall. T. Tall. Wow. It was a wild.
Starting point is 00:09:54 That's a ride. And then tall, the shire walked in. She took those five feet. Tell us, tell us, Shire from the Godfather Rocky Zums. She's walked in. She was like, five feet is for tall. And they're like, Adrian. She's like five pieces for tall. And they're like Adrian. Oh, can I just escape this?
Starting point is 00:10:09 Spill speaking of names. Like what I thought was so funny with these credits were, you know, this is obviously a sequel, the third sequel in the franchise of the Jaws films. We talked about Jaws 4. I would say the only defining thing about this movie is it's better than Jaws 4. It's not saying much.
Starting point is 00:10:23 But when they're rolling the credits, it says Lewis Gossett Jr. as Calvin Bussard. It's like, what does that mean to you? Anything. That's a nothing link. It would be like as President Abraham Lincoln, you know, like that name is not a character from the movie. We don't write, well, did they do that for all the names? I skipped through those.
Starting point is 00:10:43 No, okay. Because I was going to say, I wonder if they were doing it so that it told us that because the Dennis Quaid and the little brother character were our Roy Shiders sons. Yes. That's correct. No, Dennis Quaid plays, I mean, I guess let's just get into it, but the chief engineer I guess. I don't know what his job is.
Starting point is 00:11:03 I have a, I have a a yes. Yeah, you go ahead He is like that's all I have and he's so like the tunnel Did he build that whole underwater Facility I thought he was a marine biologist no, okay, but then later on when he's welding Yeah, he's literally welding as a facility is guy, okay, and she's the marine biologist What's strange about that? I understand why you thought that because he's like the facilities guy. Okay. And she's the marine biologist. But what's strange about that is that- I understand why you thought that because he's a man and so he should be the marine biologist.
Starting point is 00:11:30 Yeah, right. But she was the doctor and he was just like a handy man. Yeah, because- No, he wasn't just a handy man. No, no, I know. He was like a true like- But that's what was weird about it because he seemed to be an engineer. Right.
Starting point is 00:11:42 But also like the operations manager, like the guy you call on to come fix the things. Yes. Which seemed odd. Well, he was also, how old is he, do you think? He seems quite young to have the level of authority. Maybe that's why everything kept breaking down. By the way, yes.
Starting point is 00:11:59 No, because of the shark. No, because there are problems with the gates before the shark. No, that was the shark. That was the shark. That's sure. That was the shark. And, because there are problems with the gates before the shark. No, that was the shark. The shark, the shark, the gate. That was the shark. And by the way, two sharks. We didn't even know it was two. I'm sorry, but I would think he would create,
Starting point is 00:12:13 he could create something with that high level position to withstand a shark. Well, I think the shark is so powerful, so big, it just knocked it off the rails. Yeah, it wasn't like it broke. I will say this, I noticed one thing, and it's a very visual thing, and I just going to ask you guys to remember it. He rides like an old school jet ski. Like the ones where the, it's not like the one that you sit down with. It's a
Starting point is 00:12:36 ski do. It's a jet ski. So it is you stand on top of it. Yeah. And the handle pops up. And so the way that I understand it because when I was in piranha 3D, not 3D, I went out. But you were also in. I was in both. They didn't have enough money to do my destiny. No, super quick question. Will you guys be covering those movies on spools? I mean, well, we have to wait until the 2017 or 2019 list. I mean, I'm sure it will definitely be on one of them. I mean, one of them will definitely be on the way. Okay. You know, there's not a lot of horror on that list. We actually did a great episode of unspooled recently where we talked about horror films. Anyway, Spike Lee was on unspooled last week.
Starting point is 00:13:13 And he was saying, I got really weird. So what I remember about those jet skis is you have to kind of be in the water with the handles, ramp them up, and you get on them. It's not a... You start, usually you started on your knees on them. Yes. And then got into a standing position because it was, they're very difficult to like just
Starting point is 00:13:35 like, what he does, you just jump on and off of it like it's a bike. And the way that you can tell, it's so uncomfortable because you see what he goes to the next dock. Like he's going in and he's trying to park it like a motorcycle. Yeah. But you can see,'s so uncomfortable because you see when he goes to the next dock. Yeah. Like he's going in and he's trying to park it like a motorcycle. Yeah. But you can see he's like, I got to jump off the floor. I got to fall. He literally, damn, dude, how about the time when he's driving the golf cart and it tips over?
Starting point is 00:13:54 Yes. I was like, this is reckless. This movie is, this movie is, this movie is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, did both of those stunts. Really? I don't even know that those were intended to die stunts. I think he just like it for it. Yeah, I think they were like, you can't get wet, you can't fall in the water. And you can see the fear, like I see him going in and the thing is shaking a little bit. I thought the exact thing. I was like, I wonder if he, if he ever didn't land this because this to, to pull up on a jet ski and jump onto a dock. Very hard.
Starting point is 00:14:25 Very hard. Very hard. Small fee people, they're evident. People look ridiculous on jet skis. In that type of a jet ski. In all jet, on all jet. Isn't that a standard line? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:14:36 I think I look pretty cool when I'm like, Jason looks great on it. Yeah. Didn't Tad from General Hospital dying on a jet ski? I remember that as a kid. I remember like Tad was like, does a tad like that? Who is Tad? I remember that.
Starting point is 00:14:47 There was a guy I always like, my parents, when my mom would watch like soap operas, and I think it was General Hospital, or my children, there was a young guy named Tad. And he, his character died in Nijetski accent. I was like, was he your favorite character? Yeah, cuz he was like, kind of like my age. He was kind of like the, like the new Luke and Laura. Like Luke and Laura were like a little bit, like they were a kind of like my age. He was kind of like the like the new Luke and Laura like Luke and Laura were like a little bit like they were a little bit past my age. And this is this before Stamos comes in as blackie I believe was the state. What?
Starting point is 00:15:13 99% sure that's right. Look it up. If I'm wrong, we got it from the from the episode, but I'm 99% sure that it's right. Oh God, Blacky Parrish, in general hospital, that's right. General hospital in the evening. Blacky steals crazy. Is that Blacky Parrish? Yeah, so about that. Ted is from all my children, here he is. Yeah, his name is, his fictional character, Ted Martin.
Starting point is 00:15:44 So this character died on a guy's face? Played by Michael E. Knight, his name is Ted, his fictional character, Ted Martin. So this character died on a list. Played by Michael E. Knight, not the Knight Rider, Michael E. Knight, but he died. Well, Michael Knight was the character. That he wasn't played by the fictional character. Yeah. Michael Knight from Knight Rider, portrayed by David Hassler. Oh, sure, sure.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Uh, I love that you're a kid watching soap operas with your mom. Sure, sure, sure. I love that you're a kid watching soap operas with your mom. Oh, yeah. I mean, I would watch soap operas all the time. In fact, I feel a lot of shame over trying to make out with one of my girlfriends because I watched so many soap operas. It was all, yeah, you're all assuming. Yes, kissing seemed like the most important thing. And also like what everyone should be doing at all times.
Starting point is 00:16:25 Yes, dramatic kissing. Yeah. By the way, I do have an embarrassing story about that. That's my pickup line when I'm in bars. I'm like, hey, you want to pretend like it's a soap opera. Oh, by the way, just so you know, it was like. My twin brother's about to come out and he's a bad boy. Then I go to the bathroom and I come out wearing an eye patch.
Starting point is 00:16:45 And I'm like, was my brother here? By the way, Tad did not die in the Jetsky. I just googled it. It was another two characters. They were Greg and Jenny Gardner. And Jenny accidentally gets in the Jetsky that was rigged with explosives. So it wasn't even a Jetsky accident.
Starting point is 00:17:01 It was rigged with explosives. Yes, it was rigged with explosives. Well, welcome back to Soap Talk. 1980 a jet ski accident. It was a rigged with explosives. Yes, it was a rigged with explosives. Welcome back to soap talk. 1980s soap talk. So this is Tad Jenny's biological brother schedules. A day of fun for Greg and Jenny at Willow Lake just outside of town and Tony wires Greg's jet ski to explode. But the last minute Jenny gets on the jet ski instead and she ends up being the victim.
Starting point is 00:17:20 She dies at the Pine Valley Hospital at age 20 with Greg at her side. So sad. So sad. So sad. Very sad for them, because I believed in their love. I did too. I almost, I tried to French my mom after watching love boat. What is happening right now? Is this for the podcast?
Starting point is 00:17:41 Are we putting this out into the world? As a little kid, you try to make out your words with your mom. No, I said French French. Sorry. Sorry I get it though. I mean I get it because I Oh my god, that was like I'm not getting it. I was like watching like the love but all the time and they were always like open mouth missing so I just thought oh that you can't. That must be the next level of kissing. Right.
Starting point is 00:18:11 I can get that. And was she receptive? No. Did she consent? And does he ask to go? Guys. Oh god. Oh boy.
Starting point is 00:18:22 I feel good to get out of my chest. Oh my god. I feel good. I feel good. I feel good. If you're SeaWorld, why would you agree to this move? Right? Isn't that crazy?
Starting point is 00:18:33 Why would SeaWorld be like, put all of our logos on this movie where killer shark gets here, our patrons are injured. Our staff doesn't know what to do. Um, this movie, I believe. Our leaf of structure is falling apart. Yeah, yes. Before it's even opened. It was a mess.
Starting point is 00:18:48 The whole thing was a mess. This whole movie is forgive me, because I did not realize this. This is the same plot line exactly as the Meg, right? I haven't seen it. Underwater tunnels, they think they've caught the shark, but that's actually the baby. And there's actually a mother shark.
Starting point is 00:19:03 Every, it's like beep for beep, the Meg. I've been in the shark. I've been in the shark. I've been in the shark, but that's actually the baby. And there's actually a mother shark. It's like beep for beep. The Meg. I've had so many shark movies that you can do. So once the shark, we can do the shark movie above water, we can do the shark movie below water. Yeah. I mean, it was such a weird thing to have two sharks. What a trick.
Starting point is 00:19:20 What a trick for you. I actually thought that work. Do you like that? Well, it was hard for me initially because when they cut, not hard for me, but when they caught the great white, I was, guys. Hey, what, Jason. Jason, you have a sip of water.
Starting point is 00:19:35 He's really taking it up. Uh-oh. Hey, hey, hey, hey. It was hard for me because when they caught the shark, I was like, that's the shark and they caught the shark and it was a baby. I was like that's the shark and they caught the shark and it was a baby Just small baby And then it died
Starting point is 00:19:51 And died the baby Baby shark Is dead Baby shark did did did it. Baby shark is dead. The baby shark died. No, I was like, when they caught the shark, I was like, well, that shark is just too small. So there's obviously a bigger shark. And that's so you knew it. Yeah, because she was able to be in the tank
Starting point is 00:20:14 with a great white shark. And I was like, oh, that's no, that wouldn't make any sense. But by the way, the first kill of the movie, going back to the 3D, like the composite 3D shots, is like this very peaceful, kind of dopey-looking fish. And then the sharkD, like the composite 3D shots. It's like this very peaceful, like kind of dopey-looking fish, and then the shark just brah, like eats its head off, and then the head just fuller. It's a slow float.
Starting point is 00:20:32 Everything in this movie was like, the 3D is gonna be so good, we need to not only linger on it, we just had like the audience sit in the head. The submersible, that yellow submersible, they lingered on that thing moving in and out of like our visual space, it was terrible looking. But the crazy thing about that opening shot
Starting point is 00:20:50 is there was nothing, again, we didn't watch it in 3D, so I don't know what that experience was like, although in general, I don't like it. We do have a 3D TV. I don't like a 3D experience. I very mad at you. I don't care about 3D at all. I didn't care about Avatar.
Starting point is 00:21:02 No, it's not, you know what movie I never think about ever Avatar. Oh yeah. It's like I saw it. But yeah, there's two more being made. I think there's three more being made. Oh gosh, we did see that together in New York, do you and I? It was not good. I couldn't tell you a single thing that happened in that movie and I believe is still the greatest,
Starting point is 00:21:20 the largest grossy movie of all time. Well, I will tell you that the ride in animal kingdom is the most transformative roller coaster experience I've ever had. You get on the back of whatever the fuck those things are and the flying things. And you're in this 3D world. It's almost like back to the future of Soren,
Starting point is 00:21:39 but you're flying through the world of Avatar. I'm like, that's how you should experience this movie. I don't need a plot. I just want to fly over. You know what? If I'm going to watch that, I'll watch how to train your dragon. They've got better flying in how to train your dragon. We're just talking about this other day.
Starting point is 00:21:51 How to train your dragon is great. Those movies I think are undeniably fantastic. You watched the third one in the theater. You're into sugary. Yeah, that's fine. I. In terms of those fantasy movies, I have, yeah. I enjoyed it.
Starting point is 00:22:04 It's not as good as the first one. I think the first one is just great. I don't think I've seen the first one. It's wonderful. It's just a sweet, I don't know. It's not like the best movie of all time. It's not like Miyazaki level animated perfection, but I enjoyed it actually.
Starting point is 00:22:17 I think my expectations were quite low. Okay. But my point is, Avatar, they have this argument. I will now shout out the slash film cast. Dave Chen, DeVender Hardware, and Jeff Cannada have been having this argument for years now as to whether Avatar is culturally relevant at all. And I think it is a zero. I totally disagree.
Starting point is 00:22:38 I mean, I agree. I agree. Yeah. People don't know it. And I have the same issue with that movie Space Jam that they're making with LeBron James. Like, you're making a movie about Warner Brothers characters. No one cares about Buzz Bunny and Daffy Duck anymore. They're, they see, like, and that's,
Starting point is 00:22:54 that at least makes sense, but Avatar came out. It was such a huge thing. Avengers just beat it at the box office, and I don't think anyone will, I mean. I don't think there's gonna be, I don't think there's any nostalgia for it. Like, I feel like half of the reason Star Wars still exists is because
Starting point is 00:23:07 our entire generation is so nostalgic for it still that we can't wait to introduce it to all of our kids and keep the thing moving forward. I don't think anybody's like, my God, my kids gotta see the next avatars. We're so excited to go to Pandora. Do you know? By the way, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:23 But yeah, they go. Pandora is now synonymous with a music streaming service, not the land in Avatar. Or the, I did see Paul after he came out of that ride at Disney and you seemed like a different man. Thank you. Wow, a different, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:36 I mean, I went in there, you, you always said, what if we said, that I wanna go on this ride, I said, no, thank you. What if we found out that that ride, like they replaced Paul with a clone? They did take my DNA. I don't remember, I don't remember a good chunk of it, but my DNA was taken, and then I woke up,
Starting point is 00:23:54 kind of in a day is outside the ride, and I was great. Yeah, you did, you said no, did you regret that? Not at all, not at all. I'm fine with my roller coaster experiences being what they are currently. Like I don't really need. I'm cool with past tense.
Starting point is 00:24:10 Yeah, I don't need anything from a roller coaster. Would you walk through that haunted mansion in the middle of SeaWorld, which was so odd that they had a haunted mansion. Oh, I didn't see that part. Oh, where basically it's just one little moment where they're going through one of the tunnels and then like a big fish goes, and then they're like, oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:27 And then they're like, oh yeah. And then they're like, oh yeah. And then they're like, oh yeah. And then they're like, oh yeah. And then they're like, oh yeah. And then they're like, oh yeah. And then they're like, oh yeah. And then they're like, oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:35 And then they're like, oh yeah. And then they're like, oh yeah. And then they're like, oh yeah. And then they're like, oh yeah. And then they're like, oh yeah. And then they're like, oh yeah. And then they're like, oh yeah. And then they're like, oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:43 And then they're like, oh yeah. And then they're like, oh yeah. And then they're like, oh yeah. And then they're like, oh yeah. And then they're like, oh yeah. And then I have been in to SeaWorld. I don't go, because I'm not going to go to those parks. I do send them $45,000 a year. You should not do that. Yeah, no, you do try to keep them open. I want the park to exist. I just don't want to go. Yeah, that's a really cool thing.
Starting point is 00:24:58 I do a lot of fundraising for them. They are very well endowed. They do not need your money. Oh, how do you know they're so well endowed. They do not need your money. Oh, how do you know they're so well endowed? Jeez, what is this about? Um, you know, are you fucking SeaWorld? June is in a a thruple with me. Are you in an open relation with SeaWorld? Just SeaWorld. Paul and I discussed it. It's out in the open. There's nothing. That's we're, I know, that's so healthy. That is so healthy. Um, we're open vis-a-vis. We're healthy. We're really healthy. We're open.
Starting point is 00:25:25 Vizavi. We're only with each other, but either of us can be with a theme park or an animate object. You know, for me, it's Hollywood Studios, which is a offshoot of Walt Disney World, these to be MGM Studios. I was trying to find out my I photos me at SeaWorld, tossing some fish. Why did you do it, SeaWorld? Why would you ever see where it's at? When was this?
Starting point is 00:25:46 When I was a little kid, I had nothing else before you or other stuff. Around the time where you were fronching your mom or before you were fronching mom. Did you guys go on a date to see where they're romantic getaway you and your mom? Tossing fish at SeaWorld and fronching in the restaurant. No.
Starting point is 00:26:01 You know what? Having shrimp, tossing shrimp cocktails into each other's mouths, you weirdos. You know, look, say what you will. My mom taught me a lot of great stuff. And you know, my mom was the first person I ever played standoff with, the classic bar game. What is that? What is that thing?
Starting point is 00:26:21 In this movie. Oh, whoa, whoa. We're in this movie where it's the pushing game. Yeah, Sean Brody. I've seen that. I didn't know that's what it's called, but I know that game. That's a game that happened to bar. That was like a game.
Starting point is 00:26:31 I don't know about bars. No, but like we used to play it in like Boy Scouts and stuff. Oh, okay. It's like a balance, you know, kind of game. It's like a, you know, what are the, what is the rule? You have to stay, you have to your feet have to stay on the ground planted. Right. And you're trying to push, not the other person off balance, but what you're doing, a
Starting point is 00:26:51 lot of it is faking them out so that when they gird themselves thinking you're going to push them, you don't. They do. And then when they stiffen up, you push them so that they are suddenly, you know, vulnerable. I just want to take a moment. And you push them straight to the ground to just show Jason and Gin Wow me at SeaWorld with a seal a seal nice really fun. That's really cute Um, I love by the way John Thank you, so and I will say a very cute man
Starting point is 00:27:17 Very you Jason, you know, I feel comfortable saying that from the point of view I only have known you as a man. I didn't know you during the mommy fringing years of your childhood That sounds like a fun game actually. Yeah, I think that that's a game that's a right up your alley the pushing people off I feel like I it's it was like that I've never seen it in this context with like older people playing it in a bar or something It was like a kids game. But then Leah Thompson, this is her first performance, our first movie role.
Starting point is 00:27:48 I love Leah Thompson. She is the best. She plays Kelli Ann Bukowski, one of the Sea World water spheres. And daughter of Charles Bukowski, the author. Yeah, which is really, so we didn't get into that much yet. She has the little bit. So they fall in love very quickly, but this movie is very PG.
Starting point is 00:28:09 I mean, it is rated PG. So like even their like little romantic moment and another movie would have been dirtier. Yeah, well, they would have gone skinny dipping instead of like swimming in their bathing suits, for example. Yeah, they go swimming in their bathing suits and then on top of that, then they have like a kind of a romantic like
Starting point is 00:28:26 Like bumper boat. Yeah, they're very like little but he does say that like if Dennis Quaid had interrupted them boy Can you imagine if it had been Randy Quaid in that part the Quaid brothers just That I was thinking you play his character from the natural Amboons vacation. That would be great too. But I'm more mean like Randy Quaid in this era of Randy Quaid. Anyway, one of the things that made me insane was the, first of all, they all act so goofy. Like all of the non-sharks in the movie,
Starting point is 00:28:59 act like insane. You mean the actors? The non-shark actors. Cause I think you don't, you delineate between shark actors and non-shark actors. That is correct. The non-sharks act insane. Like they are falling all over each other.
Starting point is 00:29:16 Everybody's kissing each other on the mouth. Like Dennis Quaid's girlfriend. Open mouth kisses her little brother on the mouth. Like Dennis Quaid's girlfriend. Open mouth kisses her little brother on the mouth. Is it so wrong? Is it so wrong? Dennis Quaid doesn't kiss his brother on the mouth. It's not, let me be very clear, Paul. Open mouth kissing is fine.
Starting point is 00:29:38 Oh, okay. But when it's your mother, that is insects. Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess. Me kissing your mom on the mouth. Oh, by the way, I would pay $10,000 to watch that. It would be really weird. It makes me already uncomfortable.
Starting point is 00:29:52 I think she does. Yeah, it's very uncomfortable. The other thing she does that drove me nuts was every time she kisses Dennis Quaid, she makes a mwah sound. It drove me crazy. It's, I hate, I hate when people in movies, when they're romantically kissing, do a first lip formal kiss, not open mouth kissing, like we kiss.
Starting point is 00:30:15 But it's a demonstrable, the sound, everything, which is like. It's like, show don't tell. It's nobody kisses like that. It's bizarre. It's kind of the layover and over. Yeah, yes. I mean, so much kissing. They're also do that thing where they're always kissing even when like circumstances are
Starting point is 00:30:35 awful. They're finding like romantic beats to play when like children's lives are instead. Oh yeah, and one of their friends has gone missing for, I think, days. And we never see his girlfriend again. His distraught girlfriend is who she's like, he, she packs his bag. She's like, he's left me and they're like, we haven't seen him.
Starting point is 00:30:55 And then we don't find that guy's corpse until days later. And by the way, the movie, the Gore in this movie is so weird because when they find his body, it's comical. It looks like what you would walk into in a Halloween store. It's not well done, it's not good at all. And when they pull the blanket off to identify the body, it is like teeming with sea life.
Starting point is 00:31:17 Yeah, like he thinks that there's no crabs. We're walking around on his head and there's like, I was like, what did they clean this up? And they were like, they didn't even know, things were floating around in his teeth and then it's like, I was like, what did they clean this up? And they were like, things are floating around in his teeth and then it's like, well, well, well, like why is the engineer
Starting point is 00:31:30 ideing the body? And it seems like everybody there, I mean, we really get into SeaWorld employee culture in this movie. And it does seem like it's a small group of people where everybody knows everybody. Everybody's fucking everybody. In that scene, everybody's kissing each other on the lips,
Starting point is 00:31:44 in that scene where they're identifying the body, there's about six other people in the room. Don't they know this, man? No, no, they are, I believe, like the, the police, I'm assuming they're police who came in because there's a dead body. I assume they were like, hey, we've got an actual emergency, I think police or, or a medic or something,
Starting point is 00:32:03 the EMT's or maybe, I don't know, but my assumption was they were from outside the park because this is a dead body. Right. But yeah, that's that was also confusing because they seem to be, we, I don't know, I'm gonna ask this question, is there a scene in this movie that takes place outside of SeaWorld? No, the answer is no.
Starting point is 00:32:22 Right? That's crazy. I mean, well, I would say that this movie is aggressively light. Yeah. Like, nothing happens in this movie and it's an hour and like 40 minutes. It's like, and nothing, nothing happens in it. Nothing happens for a solid hour. Yeah, well, I mean, you see shark and the sharks look so fake. you know, that whole idea that Spielberg did manage to show up as it would look fake. I guess by three, they're like, oh, fuck it. Well, we can just show fake Shark.
Starting point is 00:32:50 I mean, every time you see the Shark, it looks fake. It's safer when it's a real Shark, and they literally speed it up to look more intimidating. Like, there's moments where the Shark is just like on sped up film. Yeah. But he doesn't look, he looks tranquilized and tired. He looks so only ever really see that shark, and by the way, it's a she. Okay.
Starting point is 00:33:10 The mom of the big shark. But what about the baby shark? The big shark. Well, the baby shark is only featured really for a baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the big shark is a she even though the British guy keeps calling it a he. A lot of people in the movie call it a shark a he, which I thought was fascinating.
Starting point is 00:33:24 Well, June, I got some information for you here about. But she, the, the, oh, so about the female male switch. The female dolphin in the movie is actually. Sandeer, Sandy, Sandy. It's actually a male dolphin named Capricorn,
Starting point is 00:33:37 and he lives in Discovery Co. Right now, which is owned by SeaWorld Orlando. Wasn't something going on a few years back where a lot of dolphins were raping people? I think that's, I don't know that that was just limited to a few years back. That's still going on. I think so. I think left unchecked these dolphins are just out of control.
Starting point is 00:33:57 No, no, no. I mean, I think there have been instances where dolphins get very physical with people. When you're swimming with, when you're in and amongst swimming with dolphins, they can get very physical with people, when you're swimming with, when you're in and amongst swimming at dolphins, they can be very physical and they can like knock you down and get on top. Like I just think there is the price you pay. That's just a physicality. Yes, but it is sexual.
Starting point is 00:34:16 I believe for them it is, it is born of a sexual drive. I think. I'm speaking, I could be repeating a podcast of stories. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no of stories. No, no, no, no, we're are saying this is like fact. This is like absolute fact. Well, here's the thing. We are Marie. Are we marine biologists? Well, guys, this is marine biology. I guess I do have some interesting news. A part of the whole thing we've talked about bears. We're talking about sharks now. The country bears is closing. I know. I saw that. It's a big deal. Did
Starting point is 00:34:43 we do that? I think we did. Did we call attention to something that they were like, wait a minute, that's still open? Yeah, and we gotta close that. People are upset. I wanted to go back to June what you were talking about with employee culture here. And this is the first scene that we see of, it seems like three things are going on at once. There is interviews going on at SeaWorld, there is corporate training going on, there's a guy making a flower arrangement,
Starting point is 00:35:06 and then there's another guy just explaining the geography of SeaWorld, all within a foot of each other. But is this the first ever SeaWorld that's ever opened? I think it's the new SeaWorld underwater pavilion. That's what I think they're in the hypothesis. And yeah, I think that underwater thing is the big selling point.
Starting point is 00:35:23 And are those underwater attractions exist in SeaWorld? No, I do. I do. I do. Yes, definitely. We've been in a couple of those things. Not that SeaWorld. At Las Vegas, where you can go underneath where you can be in a tunnel and looking up at
Starting point is 00:35:39 like what the fish are around. Yeah, that exists. That's a thing. Not like this. Not like where there's like branches of tunnels. Not that I know. Okay, okay. This is, but again, I have not been to SeaWorld so I don't want to vouch for it. But this is what we learn about the employees a little bit. Our dress code here. So keep your hair and nails trimmed. And please, don't alter your costumes.
Starting point is 00:36:01 Once you've been fitted with your SeaWorld guide, a parallel, the shorts are short enough. Show any shaking or be backshubble and french fries. Now, let's continue with our welcome speech again. Altogether now. Welcome to TZ World. The world's largest domain by my heart. That's terrible. Well, first of all, again, why is SeaWorld
Starting point is 00:36:27 allowing this to be on film? But then why are they all practicing a welcome? Are they all doing a unison welcome to see you? And they all have hand gestures to it as a, it is at SeaWorld, do they shovel fries? Is that, I guess you're saying you, this is the plum job. You want to back down.
Starting point is 00:36:45 This is the plum job of, I don't know what the plum job at SeaWorld is, like, what are they doing? Because they're in like short shorts and like a stripy top. They're not like. I'm assuming they're like guides or, you know, stop, you know, maybe they lead to our groups. I don't know. It was pretty, this was like, this, you're right to describe it as thin. There was like, it was neither nor neither was there enough suspense built to keep it, to keep ratcheting up the tension nor was there any kind of character explanation or exploration rather that was fun to dig into while we were not being shown the shot. We think there'd be a tension throughout the movie about whether or not Dennis Quay
Starting point is 00:37:27 is going to go to Venezuela and leave his marina. Lady Laura. The biologist doctor. But that doesn't really, there are no stakes there. We know that she's, they're going to end up together. She's going to go, like, there's just nothing to me. To me, to me, I also want wanna just ask the big, big question, which is we know that this is the son
Starting point is 00:37:48 of Roy Shider's character from Jaws and Jaws too. There's never a moment where, like I know that they say that his brother doesn't wanna go in the water, but there's never a moment where like Mike Brody's like, this is fun, like this is one again. It's been to me. Like I have been in this situation.
Starting point is 00:38:04 Like what person never mind two people, him and his brother, have now experienced three separate great white shark attacks in different areas. And the shark is seemingly like being called to him because there's two moments where he's like, guys, there's a great right shark here. And he looks out and then as he's talking, we get to the shark's POV. The shark just comes right into the restaurant. You're like, hey, what's up? How was this in Jaws IV that we did
Starting point is 00:38:32 that the shark follows them to the Caribbean? Yes, just to get revenge. Well, this shark, I mean, it wasn't even, I mean, maybe it was one for revenge because then later on, the shark has no problem breaking through the glass in the command center. Like, that was the best dumbest effect in this home movie, like, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh is the cheapest looking effect. It's so slow.
Starting point is 00:39:05 The movie is the action, partially because it's underwater, is so slow moving. It's so like, none of the tension from the first jaws of like, oh, being above and not knowing what's below, and then getting those little peaks. This is so much of this is below water.
Starting point is 00:39:23 It's just kind of murky and dark and slow, and it's like plotting. And the shark doesn't look like that. And the things at night too, like all the real action with the shark is happening in the dark. What is this? Game of Thrones season seven. Nice.
Starting point is 00:39:38 Nice. It did Miguel Sapochnik direct this movie? Slam. I'm just kidding. I had no problem with the darkness in that episode, but that was terrific. The DP came out and apologized for that episode. Yeah, which he shouldn't have done
Starting point is 00:39:49 because I thought it looked great. I think it was compression. The, what I was actually thinking about there too is a shark, like I know I've said it now a couple of times, looks lethargic in the sense that even when he eats that British guy who I have no connection to, and is he a villain? What?
Starting point is 00:40:04 I don't even know if he's a villain. He is a Philip Fitzroy. Yeah. What was his point? Like he's not a bad guy. You know, he's not Robert Shaw. He's not Richard Dreifus and he's certainly not Roy Scheider. I just couldn't even tell the context of the movie what his job was.
Starting point is 00:40:23 Well, I thought, yes, I thought he was supposed to be, sorry, go ahead. No, I didn't know if he was coming to film for a specific publication or magazine or just document this SeaWorld experience for their own internal. I could, yeah, I think he was supposed to be some sort of like Jacques Cousteau slash crocodile dundee
Starting point is 00:40:42 type of person. This is how we're introduced him. Here we go. This is how we hear him. This is Philip, this is where in Capitim, he has to film up Meetup Resident Day scientific staff. That is it. He's here to film us and meet our scientific staff, which he, by the way,
Starting point is 00:41:07 Lewis Gauss at junior does not seem like he knows anything going on at sea. He's watching. He like we're introduced to him watching the jet ski or the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the team. Oh yeah. Like, he doesn't seem, he just seems, he does not seem like, he seems like someone was
Starting point is 00:41:27 assigned. To tell the, that's what I did not understand about his character. Is he, like, does he stand to make a lot of money if SeaWorld does well? What is he doing for it? He seems to be, to be like an administrator. I don't think he owns SeaWorld. Well, if he owns SeaWorld, that's one thing. And maybe he does.
Starting point is 00:41:44 I don't think so I think he's just like the like the chief operations officer like I think he's just like running the park data which is crazy or though because if he's just running the park day to day and isn't like fully like he has no real skin in the game other than his own salary. He seems to be looking the other way where he should not be. Oh, no, he's definitely allowing for things to happen that escalate the danger, the circumstances. Yeah, oh, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:42:17 According to Wikipedia, Calvin Bushard is the park manager. That's all he is. He's just a park manager. And yeah, that's all we know. What? It's seen, boy. And just so you guys know, well, okay, I mean, Kay Morgan is a senior marine biologist,
Starting point is 00:42:38 but they're not giving me a title for what Michael Brody is. Michael Brody is title list, which makes me go that he's not even really the head of maintenance. I think he's just a guy. But he's big enough that like the Venezuelans want him. You know, he's like, he's done good enough work that they need him in Venezuela. My question about the crocodile dundee biller
Starting point is 00:42:57 when type guy is, I thought they were trying to establish him, which would have made sense to me as a romantic rival for the Dr. Morgan. What was that? That was the best armoured friend plate, Catherine Morgan. Yeah. I thought they were trying to establish, oh, she's with Dennis Quaid, but here's this hunky guy and that is going to be some sort of thing.
Starting point is 00:43:21 And it's not at all. He's just a prick and okay, everybody doesn't like him. But then we kind of do like him later in the movie when he's like, maybe he is helpful, maybe he will, maybe his bravery is going to be something that will help us. And instead chomp, chomp, chomp, see you later guy. But by the way, not even chomp, chomp, chomp, it seems as if he just slips into that shark's mouth. That shark does not attack him. He slips into the mouth. You think he committed suicide?
Starting point is 00:43:46 You think, how many people in this movie do you think wanted to get eaten by that shark? I feel like all these people were dissatisfied with their life and their down there and how cool would be to die at a theme park. But like, I wanna watch that scene at the end. That'd be an amazing single day at SeaWorld if they were like, listen, this is what we're doing.
Starting point is 00:44:03 If you wanna commit suicide, come to the park, jump on in the tank. Yeah. This is what we're doing. We're going to walk you in dead. We're going to rock you in dead. We're going to feed these animals, right? It's good for them. We're going to give you what you want.
Starting point is 00:44:15 And you know what? It's a theme day. You know what? We want, all we want at the end of the day is a parking lot full of abandoned cars. So we're going to know some on car Mexican. It is so crazy though to see his whole butt. That was the one part where I felt like, okay, they did an okay job with the effects there.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Because I did feel like I was inside the shark. That was actually the best effect of it. Honestly, it was a thrill. That I will agree with you. That was the most clever shot of the entire movie just watching his goggles bob up and down as they kind of come out of his mouth now Thankfully, and this is the craziest thing about the movie the way the movie ends and the way the whole day is saved It's like he put two grenades on himself. Yes, so at the end It's the craziest way they killed this fucking shark. It's like one of the grenades is just kind of still hanging around in the mouth of the shark and then Dennis Quaid and
Starting point is 00:45:07 And Catherine Morgan have to like use a long stick to like get the stick through the hole of the pin of the grenade and then rip the pin out They spend so much time earlier in the movie explaining how grenades work Remember when he first goes out he wants to bring the grenades and they're like no you can't bring grenade You can't bring homemade bombs out into sea world waters blah blah blah and then they have a whole explanation Well, it's totally safe unless you pull the pin out and they really explain beat for beat how what a grenade works Which is essentially which is so weird because it's like that's they're basically recreating the end of jaws Which is in jaws he has the scuba tank in his mouth, and Roy Shider has to shoot the tank,
Starting point is 00:45:47 to blow up the tank, to blow up the shark. But this is like, this is like a carnival game that you would never be able to win because you're trying to pull, you're trying to pull a pin of a grenade out that's sitting in a shark's mouth with a long stick that has no real leverage to like pull it out,
Starting point is 00:46:01 but yet they do it and he blows up, and it's so anticlimactic. And then they rise to the surface of the water and they kind of make an arc with their hands. And the dolphins just are like also like, because the dolphins are the heroes too. The dolphins are the own sun character. Well, will sharks eat dolphins?
Starting point is 00:46:18 I'm assuming. I think great whites are an apex predator and they will eat anything. I mean, these sharks, I mean, these dolphins seem to have to be the only people that were really concerned about anything. Like dolphins, here's the thing. The dolphins are the smartest people in the movie.
Starting point is 00:46:33 The smartest entities in the movie. Smartest, most of the movie. But why can't, why if you're making jaws three, don't you go, my dad killed two of these. I'm gonna call my dad. I'm gonna do something. I know I would have killed it. No, they're just very like laxidazical.
Starting point is 00:46:48 Even when Peuge that guy who plays Fitz Royce's buddy, who I love, the other cameraman. Oh yeah, the other cameraman. The other cameraman. I love that guy when he finds out he didn't come back. He's like, what? He didn't come back. And then he runs up the dock and down another hole.
Starting point is 00:47:02 What, what's that hole? What are you doing over there? I don't know. They did a terrible job for a movie that never leaves the park. They did a terrible job establishing the geography of the park. No, I do.
Starting point is 00:47:15 So like when they go in and they say, when they see the dead body and she's like, oh, okay, first of all, Dr. Catherine Morgan puts her hands wide, right? As if she goes, whoa, and she looks scared, and she puts her hands wide in measurement. What we understand later to be the measurement of the bite of the shark that killed him.
Starting point is 00:47:39 But what it looks like is she's looking at a naked man's body and going, whoa. And making it seem as though his dick is enormous, which I thought was very funny. But then she's like, they go and they finally was cast a junior and they're like, there's a bigger shark, there's a much bigger shark and it's still in our waters.
Starting point is 00:47:57 Then for, I don't know, 10 or so minutes, Dennis Quaid runs through the park, Lairia. Drives a golf cart, drives a bike, rides, he's jumps on multiple modes of transportation, trying to just get people out of the water, trying to get the water. But it sounds like why what's in the water? He's like, he's acting as if these kids who are on dry land
Starting point is 00:48:19 are gonna be killed by this shark. But he's running right through the Orca show. He's running through every venue. At SeaWorld, whether at that venue is seaside or not. The shark is only in the lagoon. It's like the great go to the lagoon. It's like that end of like Peewee's big adventure where it's like running through every movie.
Starting point is 00:48:43 He's like, it really does feel like we got all sea world. Let's keep on going. And Dennis plays a guy who doesn't mind jumping into water with his shoes on. Oh, that guy jumps into water three times with his shoes on. With everything. Everything. But I'm like, just kick off your shoes.
Starting point is 00:48:56 Like you understand how swimming works. Yeah. That's going to weigh you down. Like always shoe jumping. I also found it hard to believe that SeaWorld didn't have some sort of, you know, all-park audio system where they could just call out, like everybody out of the water. There was a new park, they hadn't figured that part out.
Starting point is 00:49:13 They had another thing to work with. It just came out. Intercom system. Do you think this was like a soft open for that? Oh, a soft one. It seemed like, what wasn't it a soft open? Because they said it was like a family and friend day. That's why his brother came.
Starting point is 00:49:23 Oh, really? I thought it was a family and friend day. Like, well, interesting. You know like come and you know where we're just letting everybody Is it possible? No, it's not possible that this movie came out when SeaWorld was just being established, right? No SeaWorld's been around forever. I think yeah, let's see. I'll see Maybe the sea world's always exist. Yeah, yeah, sea world's never minute time. They talk about the world in the Bible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In 1964, yeah, okay. Is when it opened.
Starting point is 00:49:49 And SeaWorld Orlando opened in 1973. Okay. And this was shot in 83. So this is 10 years into SeaWorld's got tenure in Orlando, because this was shot in Orlando. I see. By the way, one of my favorite moments
Starting point is 00:50:01 it's so such a small moment when we talked about it, when they find the dead body of the guy who's been missing for a couple of that everyone forgets about no big deal. Um, when he flo- he just casually kind of floats up into that underwater thing. Everyone's so scared that somebody just pushes the girl's face into the wall so she's literally- It's like she's making out with the guy's corpse on the other side of the glass. It was- It was real mother-son moment.
Starting point is 00:50:24 Oh, Paul. We have to talk after the podcast about some stuff. Yeah, no, I feel like Dennis Quaid and what's their best arm-drunk? Thank you. Had the kind of chemistry that like a young boy has with his mother. Jean, what did you think of the chemistry?
Starting point is 00:50:43 Did you also try to make out with your grandma? No, what? No. No, it was just that you'd pretended you were drunk in front of her. My great grandma, yeah. I used to, I used to. What if you were like, no, no, I'm trying to make out
Starting point is 00:50:55 with my great grandma. I used to pour root beer in a glass and be like, oh, it's a tough day at school. And she thought I was drinking and she like, told my mom what is happening this is too much what is going on we just I mean for the next how-dies if there is a next how-dies somebody needs to just make a super cut of all of your all of your very strange childhood stories well this is all like
Starting point is 00:51:20 last key kids spending much time in front of the TV But I'm more concerned about the kid that pours himself a root beer and acts as though he's like Scydling up at the bar after a tough day at the steel mill It was just fun for me to do I Had no brother sisters. I lived on a dead-end block. I had to make up. Yeah I know you have to have a couple of root beers and then try and get it onto your mom. You're like, you don't understand. Math class was hard. But, oh, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:51:54 I can't even, I can't defend any of it. Um, we really talked about a lot of this film. Yeah, let me tell you a couple, well, let's see this. Obviously we have an opinion about this film, but there's other people out there with a different opinion. It is now time for second opinions. Yeah, this person recommends it tell me what is the message Maybe that art is subjected I Need to second opinion Second opinions that was a song by John Lijoy
Starting point is 00:52:40 Who John I said John Lijoy, you know what, he's a friend of ours. I know, but I think I was like trying to. Have you now started mispronouncing our own friends? John Lijois. John Lijois. I was really trying to put a real flourish in the last name and it came out in the first name. Yeah, it bled over.
Starting point is 00:52:58 John Lijois. So these are these. John Lijois. These are second opinions, called for Amazon. The average review of this film is 3.6 out of five stars. There are 37% are five star reviews. 37%? 37%?
Starting point is 00:53:13 Yes. And this is a movie that is fondly remembered and by 3D John Ra in Fusius. Because it's kind of brought back to 3D movie. This one here is written by psychedelic rock and the title is excellent prequel to the Steven Steeleberg classic. Whoa, what?
Starting point is 00:53:37 So this person's a little confused and a couple of things. I also like Steven Steeleberg. So he writes, I like the actors, the plot and the theme of the SeaWorld Aquatic Park that is offered in this music. Don't know how that goes. Plus, I love the vintage Mercury V6 Outboard Motors that we're using the movie. Whoa! Whoa!
Starting point is 00:53:59 What? Meanwhile, I wish Dennis Clayton best arm star would reprise their roles for revenge, a sequel that features Lorraine Gray's comeback Done that's so that's what he likes and he also called it is really strange and the theme of the same world aquatic park that's offered in this music In this music. I mean like that almost feels like a bot wrote that review. Yeah They was signed a mauga All right, this is no no, it was not. This has been by Gerald Hammer Jr. And it's a five star review. It goes like this, I never
Starting point is 00:54:32 really connected the dots on this one until I realized it in a way that puts the Brody family against the killer shark. Now it makes a great addition to my movie collection, five stars. So you never connected the dots that Jaws 3D was about the Brody Boys? Okay, great. Glad that one came out of the blue for you. I wish this had been called Jaws 3, colon the Brody Boys.
Starting point is 00:54:56 This one's written by David, just writes, best Jaws ever, five stars. God. And finally we'll end on this one. This is from Where To Next At 90. Says this, I'm not concerned about the acting. To me, it reminds me of how everyone interacted with each other.
Starting point is 00:55:16 Okay, the story was torn together, but what no one seems to remember is that there were two other 3D movies released around the same time, which competed against it. Now, saying that it would be nice to see these films put back in the 3D as well is an understatement. The big thing today is studios no longer re-release films that they used to, unless you're one of the main selected cities.
Starting point is 00:55:34 The studios are so focused on recent films, it'd be nice to watch some of the 80s films we grew up on. The whole premise is to go and hang out with your friends. Things sure have changed. Five stars. Oh sure have changed. Five stars. Oh, wow. Jesus. A couple of things here that I want to bring up.
Starting point is 00:55:51 First of all, why wasn't Roy Scheider in this film? Well, according to his biography, he agreed to make Bluth Thunder in order to ensure that he was definitely and contractually unavailable to appear in this film. Wow. He made Jaws II reluctantly due to a contract issue with Universal Pictures whereby he owed the studio two films after withdrawing from the deer hunter, which is crazy. He didn't really.
Starting point is 00:56:18 Yeah. And who's part of it, Wonder? I wonder. Just watch that this week, as a matter of fact. I wonder if he would actually be. For a different past. Well, I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it, guess.
Starting point is 00:56:27 Anyway, so to get out of that situation, he opted to do jaws too. And he said, he said, when people asked him, oh, did anyone ever ask you if you wanted to be in this? He was like, they knew better. Funny. Yeah, so he was. By the way, he made the right choice.
Starting point is 00:56:42 I loved Blue Thunder. Blue Thunder, probably. I was obsessed with Blue Thunder as a kid. I was obsessed with Bluthunder as a kid. I was obsessed with all those helicopter things. Bluthunder, Airwolf, all of it. So then this, this is how the movie came to be. So basically, that was an entire subgenre, I believe, that was driven by men who had come home
Starting point is 00:57:04 from Vietnam who were helicopter pilots. And then that invaded all of TV at the time. You've got Magna P.I., you've got Riptide, you've got Airwolf, you've got a Blue Thunder. Like these are all TV and movie vehicles that star primarily a helicopter. That's really interesting.
Starting point is 00:57:24 I never thought about that. Even then there's that one little moment in diehard when they're in the helicopter going around. It's like, this is just like, no. Yeah, I think it is simply a case that there was just a ton of people who had just come from Vietnam and had that as that was just a part of our shared experience at the moment.
Starting point is 00:57:42 Anyway. Well, okay, so this is- I might be totally wrong. No, I think that's a good theory. So here we go. The movie, Joss 3, was originally conceived as a national lampoon movie. It was gonna be called Joss 3 People Zero
Starting point is 00:57:57 and it was gonna start with Peter Benchley being eaten in his pool by a shark. And it was gonna just be really wild and crazy. Joe Dante was gonna direct a D-directed Grimunds heart. And Steven Spielberg rejected the idea and he said, I will leave Universal Studios. I will leave my overall if you take the name of jaws and you make a comedy of jaws. So he threatened to it.
Starting point is 00:58:22 So they take this other script, Gordon Trueblood's original story, which was not a job sequel, but it was turned into one very quickly. And then they basically took the premise, which was a great right shark swimming upstream and being trapped in a lake and just put it into sea world. And that was it. Oh wow. So it was a real weird thing. Now you would imagine that this movie, when it comes out, is a big bomb, right? Well, it grossed $87.9 million. And do you think that's just because it was 3D at the time? Yes, it was like not much 3D. It was one of the biggest 3D openings of the whole time.
Starting point is 00:58:57 It came in number 15 of all the movies made in 83. The top three were Return of the Jedi, Terms of Endearment and Flash Dance. It was beaten by staying alive number eight in Superman 3, which number 12 and it beat Hercules, which was 66, which is just kind of crazy. So crazy that all those movies came out the same year. Yeah. Like that's a very-
Starting point is 00:59:17 Good movieer. That's a wide swath of though, like the idea that Hercules and how bad that looked, wait, Hercules or Hercules in New York. Hercules, one that we saw in the video. We just recently did. That Hercules return of the Jedi, this are all the same year, that's shocking. I know. And now here's one thing for the people who listed the podcast they might like, this movie
Starting point is 00:59:38 in Halloween three. So wait, this is for only people that listen to the podcast. Yeah, people who go in the back catalog. So for people, so for the rest of the show has been for people that don't listen to the podcast. Yeah, people who go in the back catalog. So for people, so for the rest of the show has been for people that don't listen to the podcast. But this is a little something extra for those of you that listen to the podcast. So we talked about Halloween season of the witch
Starting point is 00:59:56 a while ago and Halloween's three season of the witch and Jaws three have some similarities. Both are third films in a series that, so that's- What is this? Are people gonna wanna hear this? Paul, I know I'm not a person who listens to this podcast, but not only where this is going. They both launch the careers of-
Starting point is 01:00:14 Shh. Shh. Oh, I think I'm not gonna listen. All right. All right. So just to be clear, June and I, as people that don't listen to this podcast, should we be ignoring this or what you're going to be doing?
Starting point is 01:00:27 I just don't know what to do right now. You guys, all right, well forget it. You know what, you can do your own research of fucking it. All right. We're just here to talk about 90s fashion. That's all we want. Speaking of fashion, Jason, I'm noticing that your Fanny Pack is here. Yeah, my Fanny Pack is here.
Starting point is 01:00:45 I've never seen it in the wild, but I've only heard about it. Sure. It's a good looking Fanny Pack. Who makes it? It's a brand called Thru Pack. Now, can I ask? Yes, please. What's in there?
Starting point is 01:00:58 What's in here is what's in your Fanny Pack. Oh, get up, let's see. It's like the various things that I might carry around. Okay. Asma inhalerer, Epi, pen. Pen, lighter, and you kind of wear it like a Chubaka band to leer, like you wear it. You know what, I do. I wear it when you're hiking.
Starting point is 01:01:17 Yeah, I wear it like a Fanny Pack. Yeah, I do wear it more often like a Fanny Pack just to like, pop around. But like when I don't want to carry a backpack when I don't want to have, my computer and all the rest, I just throw everything in this and walk around with it, and it's pretty chill. You know, I'm still like figuring it out, but you know.
Starting point is 01:01:31 How much are you using that asment, Hailey? I use, well, when I'm on a hike, I use my asment. Got it, Hailey, yeah. So, and this is probably, we'll say, I primarily use this when I'm going on a hike, or when I'm like, yeah. And it's bright red. It is bright red.
Starting point is 01:01:43 I wasn't expecting that. Yeah, right. I thought it was bright red. I have a white one too. I have a white one too, It is bright red. I wasn't expecting that. Yeah, right. I thought it was bright red. I have a white one too. I have a white one too. I've seen the white one at all. I've seen the white one in the wild
Starting point is 01:01:50 and it was so subtle. It hides really nicely, but I saw you go in there but I'm like, well, and then they got set. I was like, wow, that was good. I really enjoyed that. I mean, people, if you want to see, you're like, June is like really trying to crack the code of the panic pack.
Starting point is 01:02:03 Can I ask you another question? Absolutely. Please. Can I ask you another question? Absolutely. Can I ask one other question? Of course. What is, is there another pocket on the side that mesh pocket? Does anything go in there? No, that's a keep your body.
Starting point is 01:02:14 In the stender. Yeah, I think this is just so you can kind of get in and out of it without it being like really too tight. It gives it a little, it gives you more access to the bag, I think. Yeah, and no, can I just give you my thoughts? Please, give him, bring it home. Here we go. I was expecting it to, I'm surprised at how close to a purse it appears.
Starting point is 01:02:34 Yeah. Well, it's just a square. It looks like a clutch. It looks like a clutch. It looks like a clutch. I don't mind a purse. I wish I would have, I would have, I would have, like, carry a purse. I think you do.
Starting point is 01:02:44 I, for the most part, this is the closest I will come to a purse. Or like I sometimes carry a tote bag, which I like as well. I don't like a tote bag because I can't get that on my arm. Wow. Wow. Wow. We're really old boy. This tour, I'm telling you about, on this tour you're going to see a lot of my gear getting
Starting point is 01:03:00 used to it's like, ooh, I'm getting used to it. Speaking of our tour, yeah, we'll go ahead, tonight. I'm getting of our tour. Yeah, okay, well, go ahead, you know. I'm not done, Paul. I'm nearly done. So you have right now the fanny pack and then two very large containers of the fanny quids with you. Yes.
Starting point is 01:03:16 So you're carrying the fanny pack around a worn sort of cross body. Yeah. And then I'm just carrying the two things. And then you're pulling one in each hand. Normally, I wouldn't do this. Normally, I wouldn't have this much stuff Or I would have a backpack, but because I you also pour coffee in a
Starting point is 01:03:30 Flask like a hydroflask because I just got this is water right this is water and this is coffee But you said that you sometimes say you put your Yes, I do I do sometimes I carry and I said there is in my car right now Another one of these hydroflasks that is the rest of my coffee in it. Got it. So I will transfer the coffee to the mug. No, when we go on the tour, what bags do you think you're bringing?
Starting point is 01:03:54 Oh, such a good question. You know, I'm going to have some sort of roller suitcase. You're going to have a suitcase. Yeah, and then I'm going to have, you know, a backpack, probably a Tom Binz in Eps 25. Well, by the way, I am a big Tom Bin fan. I can't get enough of the Tom Bin. I like the thing. Tom Bin, I'm, I turned Paul onto Tom Bin, backpacks.
Starting point is 01:04:11 I am completely obsessed. He has now bought one. And I am so obsessed. I'm really upset. I'm really upset you didn't tell me about it first so I could buy one for him. Oh, one of the biggest fights we ever got into was over a backpack I bought him.
Starting point is 01:04:22 Oh, funny. What was that? Paul. Oh, boy. I don't remember this. Paul. You. Oh, funny. What was that? Oh boy. I don't remember this. Paul. You guys remember? Really?
Starting point is 01:04:28 What was this? Oh, fair birthday. Oh no, this is why I got upset with it. Because June said this. June goes, I have. I have. I have. I have.
Starting point is 01:04:37 I have. The perfect gift for my, for all of my agents. I'm going to get them all this backpack, this hersial backpack. Oh no. And I was like, oh great idea. And then when I get my Christmas gift this backpack, this Herschel backpack. Oh no. And I was like, oh great idea. And then when I get my gift, it's the same Herschel backpack as you bought all of reagent. I know understand why this was a fight.
Starting point is 01:04:55 I understand. It's not bad. It's only in context. It's bad. It's only in context. If you had just given him a backpack that he liked, totally fine. It's that it was in equal, it was of equal weight as an agent gift. You gave your husband an agent gift.
Starting point is 01:05:08 Okay, now, can I, may I speak for you? I know he liked it. I know he liked it. No, no, no, the other piece of this was I had actually ordered something for Paul from that I saw in Shark Tank that we were both obsessed with, which was a, it almost look like a moleskin notebook and when you open it up, it was a light. Yeah, the luminear. The luminear. The luminear is called the luminear.
Starting point is 01:05:26 Cool. And it was so beautiful and the light that illuminates from it is this really gorgeous golden light. Are you guys going to try and sell me one of these lights? Jason, they're so good at this. What is this? Maybe they are so beautiful. Okay. And it just looks stunning, and you can have it bedside so if you're really in it.
Starting point is 01:05:42 I also like the perfect birthday gift, bud. It is, but it wasn't arriving. Yeah. So I was frantically wanting him to open up something and I was terrible. Listen, Paul's an amazing gift giver. I am not. And I've said that a number of times. Well, by the way, one of my lovely.
Starting point is 01:05:55 Tell, tell Jason right now, right now literally I get that right now on the side on June's bedside table. Tell Jason what's there? Your father's day gift. Two rap fathers of a gift now what day is it right now? It is June 28th. There are two rap father's a gift that are still sitting there They have yet to be given to me. I think you had a wonderful father's day And I think I curated a beautiful day for you. What happened? Honestly, I hope we make it on tour. I hope we get to this tour.
Starting point is 01:06:26 What happened was when I bought those gifts, I hid them in the house. Sure. And then on Father's Day, I'm kind of worried. Yeah. Oh, this is great. I simply forgot where they were. Now, we had many other wonderful experiences that took me.
Starting point is 01:06:38 I'm not saying anything bad about my father's a gift. I'm just glad. You're a wonderful father's gift. I'm not talking about my father's day. I love it. I'll invite them a few days later. And then you put them on the side of just laughing. I'm not talking about my father's day. I love it. I'm not talking about my father's day. I love it. I'm not talking about my father's day.
Starting point is 01:06:47 I love it. I'm not talking about my father's day. I love it. I'm not talking about my father's day. I love it. I love it. I'm not talking about my father's day. I love it.
Starting point is 01:06:55 I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.
Starting point is 01:07:03 I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. If there is a time that you need a gift for Paul, I would be more than happy to recommend things to you. So just shoot me an email. And yeah, just so you know, Paul is a very self-sufficient man. Yeah. If you want something, he's going to get it. Absolutely.
Starting point is 01:07:18 He's not someone who denies himself, right? So it's hard to shop for him because he's already gotten all the things he wants and needs. So it has to be something that's a little surprising. Outside the box, something he's not exactly yet. Because I get you guys coming on the tour, want to bring me any gifts. I'm open to that. Like, now you, Jason and you, you want to say, I'm your father's date.
Starting point is 01:07:40 No, you know what? And then you want to be on the tour. If anyone on the tour wants to bring me gifts in the road, address it up. You should definitely not say that. But I mean, if people want to give us all gifts, don't. Please don't. Please don't. Please make a donation in our name.
Starting point is 01:07:55 Yes. To see, don't make a donate. See, world kept alive by donations in our name. This was a charity episode. All of our advertisement is for SeaWorld in alive by donations in our name. This was a charity episode. All of our advertisement is for SeaWorld in this episode. But to very quickly, just once more, say, Tom Bin, you guys are doing great work, but I'm also gonna shut.
Starting point is 01:08:13 I also turned Paul onto the Evergood CPL 24, which he's carrying today, Evergood's. CPL 24. There's no bag that needs that need for an experience. I need to show you the other. Let me just tell you one thing because Jason obviously gave me great like lesson and bag Bag of tree and I don't think we should say that. I don't think we should use that as a word
Starting point is 01:08:34 So Jason got me into this Tom Ben bag that I can't I love it so much that I was like I know I got this ever goods bad. I am I'm nervous to even transfer myself because I'm so in love with my time Been back then I go into my ever goods bad. I'm like oh great miss now and they're both great No, listen, and then I have another bag. I have three bags now. Jason's got me three bags I have a travel day travel bag. Well question for you one of my main complaints about you main One of one of the main complaints Man One of the main complaints. Holy shit. Oh, man, man.
Starting point is 01:09:07 We have a room in our home, the sitting room. The sitting room. The sitting room. And it's when you first enter the house, the first room you see, I like to keep it clean. I like it because it's really not a room to be in. Oh, my goodness. Yes, it's one of those fake rooms in the house
Starting point is 01:09:20 that you just have for show. And you leave that bag right on the couch every time I come home. Is it because you're so proud of it? You just wanna display it? Yeah. I want people to. What if he put a hook?
Starting point is 01:09:37 Like, would there be a hook he can hang it on in like? No, not on that wall adjacent. Not on that wall. Not on that wall. Not on that wall. Not on that wall. Not on that wall. Not on that wall adjacent.
Starting point is 01:09:46 Not on that wall. Not on that wall. Not on that wall. Not on that wall. Not on that wall. Not on that wall. Not on that wall. Not on that wall.
Starting point is 01:09:42 And not in the mud room or something. There's a mud area. There is. There are. But that mud room is very far away from the door. I've always seen a June like that. It took I have to go across the house to the mud room. And I want to you know, I want to walk in and embrace my wife and a hug and a kiss and really
Starting point is 01:09:56 say it's some tension to my little children. Very strange. I just hate when you kiss me like you kiss your mother. You mean open mouth with tongue? You guys kiss like Dennis Quaid and and draw best, best Harper. Here's a draw. Anyway, if you want to come to the open mouth kissing tour, how does it get me?
Starting point is 01:10:17 We are going to do a kissing booth at the tour. Yes, yes, but I'll tell you this, we are doing some fun stuff with this tour. If you have not got your ticket to, please come out and see us. We are starting the tour here in July NLA. We're going to Charleston, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, DC Boston, New York, Philly Philly It's gonna be a lot of fun and then we're ending up in Montreal and then we're gonna go back out on the road in September again to Chicago
Starting point is 01:10:43 Berkeley, Portland, Seattle and Toronto, but I will tell you this two fun things that we're doing on the road in September again to Chicago, Berkeley, Portland, Seattle, and Toronto. But I will tell you this, two fun things that we're doing on the road. Every show gets a special shirt. We just did one for Austin. You guys have heard this for an episode. So you now understand the Jason John and June shirt. But we made that especially right there. We also have some amazing Mitch Jarrett who is an amazing comic book artist.
Starting point is 01:11:04 He, you know, did... He's... He's an award winning team behind Mr. Miracle and Sheriff of Baghdad. He designed a special HUD that's get made poster. We also have... For Babylon, it was retitled Sheriff of Baghdad. And we also have some amazing new pins out there. Geostorm pins. We got scribble pins and we got where it'sorm pins, we got scribble pins, and we got where it's about to start. We got scribble pins. Oh, yeah, scribble pins are gonna be great.
Starting point is 01:11:29 So I've been getting that already. We are going on the road, so make sure you get your tickets. By the time you listen to this, all the movies that we're doing on our first second tour will be up on hdtgminfo.com, hdtgminfo.com. Make sure you come dressed in a character, if you'd like, I would prefer that. You could come dress. sure you come dressed in a character if you'd like I would prefer that you come dress people also come dressed wearing their favorite how did this get made shirts oh yeah
Starting point is 01:11:51 whether it's a dragon sound shirt or what's up jerks. Yeah, you can wear the you can wear the shirt to the concert or whatever it is. Write a song, be prepared with your questions, we cannot wait to see you. If you are well maybe I'll regret saying this but if you are a cool local band in any of these cities, why not write a second opinion song for us and come up and sing it? That would be amazing. We love that.
Starting point is 01:12:12 I'm saying a lot of people on stage. Yeah, I mean, I'm just saying like, I'm like a fella. Yeah, you're like a two person band. Yeah, if you're a folk duo. Yeah. So I'm looking at you Simon and Garfunkel. Yeah, so like that was a joke about donating to SeaWorld.
Starting point is 01:12:24 Obviously, please, no one donate to SeaWorld. Please do not. And don't support it at all. Now Capricorn is still out there living it up, taking people on tour. So if you want to experience what Dennis Quaid and best Armstrong experience in the movie, you can go to SeaWorld and ride with Capricorn.
Starting point is 01:12:39 Junks with me. Are you supporting SeaWorld? Guys, I don't want to get into it. I may have gotten a little bit of money into the table. No, no, no, we do not support SeaWorld. We're not bringing any children to SeaWorld? Guys, I don't want to get into it. I may have gotten a little bit of money into the table. No, no, no. We do not support SeaWorld. We're not bringing any children to SeaWorld. We're not doing anything to SeaWorld.
Starting point is 01:12:51 We are doing VIP situations in these tour dates. They're already sold out. Here's what I'm going to say, though. During the VIP, don't think that's some sort of license to like touch on us a bunch. This same rules apply. Keep your hands to yourself, be weirdos. And by the way, for our September leg of the tour, you can also be with purchasing your ticket,
Starting point is 01:13:12 purchase June's new book at a very discount rate. That's the only book I've ever been a part of. Okay, well, didn't you write 50 Shades of Grey? No, no, no, no. That was a different, yeah, that was a woman who I think yes, started off in twilight fanfiction. And then that, but that was not you. That was definitely, because I know you write
Starting point is 01:13:31 a lot of twilight fanfiction. Yes, but that's separate. Got it. So people can get Jim's book as part of their ticket package there as well. This is fun. Anyone want to plug anything? Anyone want to plug anything at all?
Starting point is 01:13:43 John Wick three still in theaters. John Wick three still in theaters. I think it's, anyone I'm gonna plug, anything at all. John Wick 3, still in theaters. John Wick 3, still in theaters. I think it's, I think it's now, I can say, I will be in an episode of this new season of Legion that just started on FX. I know, that is a very fun show. People are loving this season. It is.
Starting point is 01:13:57 It is a wild ride. Wow, I can't wait. And I, yeah, so the book that I co-authored with Kate Black is out September 3rd. It's called Represent the Women's Guide to Running for Office and Changing the World. And you can ask your independent bookstore or local bookseller to have it in stock and purchase it there. Also I've just started watching the sopranos.
Starting point is 01:14:21 It's wonderful. So good. So good. I am re-watching Deadwood right now. So great. It is phenomenal. I would like to watch that show with you, June. It's wonderful. So good. So good. I am rewatching Deadwood right now. So great. It is phenomenal. I would like to watch that show with you, June. It's such a good show.
Starting point is 01:14:30 And I just want to plug really briefly. I know we joke about it a lot on the show, but we literally had Spike Lee on on Spool this week. And talking about, do the right thing. Yes. And it was awesome. Amazing to be in the room. Really great to have Spike in the room.
Starting point is 01:14:44 You know, it's just as great as having Annie Posh for the Toy Story episode. And did you ask either of them to be on this show? Ah, did you mention this show? You know, I think that actually, hmm, that was interesting. I might have, I might have actually. You did, what did they say?
Starting point is 01:14:58 Ah, I think they were like, yeah, yeah, let me get back, I'll get back to you. Great. So, like get back to them? Ah, I, you know, they were having, yeah, yeah, let me get back to you. So you get back to them? I, you know, they were having such a good time on, on spooled that we didn't even get into the old deal. But, you know, speaking of deer hunter, we are also doing a deer hunter episode this, wow. This is rich.
Starting point is 01:15:20 This show is now just advertisement for unspooled. And I do not appreciate it. We appreciate all the listeners coming over from now This give me and they're coming over in droz, which is really nice. Oh, here's the other thing I will say and I'm Certain I will regret saying this as well, but if you are in a town that we might not know well Charleston Durham I mean maybe Tweet at us like what are the restaurants we should be going? I've actually been keeping a good list of that because people have been tweeting at us. Okay, that's what I want to know.
Starting point is 01:15:48 If there's something unique or wonderful in your town that is worth us going and having a meal there or something like that. If you see us there, don't tell me. If you see us there, if you see me where food is being served, don't touch me. Yeah. Use the hashtag HDTGMEats to let us know where was she in your town. And how about HDTGM Drinks? Like if there's a cool bar in your town that we should be going to or something. Maybe we should use a HDTGM tour so we can
Starting point is 01:16:16 put everything. That's going to be so much bigger. We have individual hashtags for each thing. HDTGMEats, HDTGM Drinks, HDTGM. What is it? Bans. Bans, HD TGM boobs. What's the site club in downtown that was just going, no, no, no. This one June just wrote a note and said that I should say this. HD TGM car washes. HD TGM sexy car washes. If there's like a softball team having a sexy car wash, I want to know about it. We want to be there. We're in every town for about a day. We're gonna make the most of it. Yeah, we're planning on not sleeping at all and just crushing everything We can and powering through multiple movies Ladies gentlemen, thank you so much for listening. I want to give a shout out to our engineer Devon who is just the best our producer Cody and a producer
Starting point is 01:17:03 Avril Halley, also our researcher, Nick Kiley and Kyle Waldron who does all of our cool Instagram and Facebook art. If you want to talk more about JAWS 3D you can, you can give us a call at 619.paul.as, the 619.pal ask, we'll talk about it on the how did this get made, mini episode where we have appearances by you, we also have appearances by Blake Harris and the movie bitches, it's so much fun. Take a listen to our mini episodes and that is all for now. We'll see you next week on our mini episode to make sure you head over to the HD TGM store at Tpubbuk. So that's tpubbuk.com slash stores slash HD TGM and get all your shirts and good Good needs there. Bye for now. Good needs. Good needs.

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