How Did This Get Made? - Shoot 'Em Up

Episode Date: February 27, 2026

Clive Owen and Monica Bellucci have a mid-intercourse gunfight in the 2007 action-comedy Shoot 'Em Up—a movie picked by YOU the fans! Paul, June, and Jason discuss Paul Giamatti's wonderfully creepy performance as the villain, if a lactation fetish is the least-desirable kink, the brothel with oddly themed rooms, Clive Owen's endless supply of carrots, and so much more. But first, Paul chronicles the discord movie vote controversy to explain why the Bellucc is loose instead of the Tucc! • Go to hdtgm.com for tour dates, merch, FAQs, and more• Have a Last Looks correction or omission? Call 619-PAULASK to leave us a voicemail!• Submit your Last Looks theme song to us here• Join the HDTGM conversation on Discord: discord.gg/hdtgm• Buy merch at howdidthisgetmade.dashery.com/• Order Paul’s book about his childhood: Joyful Recollections of Trauma• Shop our new hat collection at podswag.com• Paul’s Discord: discord.gg/paulscheer• Paul’s YouTube page: youtube.com/paulscheer• Follow Paul on Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/paulscheer• Subscribe to Enter The Dark Web w/ Paul & Rob Huebel: youtube.com/@enterthedarkweb• Listen to Unspooled with Paul & Amy Nicholson: unspooledpodcast.com• Listen to The Deep Dive with June & Jessica St. Clair: thedeepdiveacademy.com/podcast• Instagram: @hdtgm, @paulscheer, & @junediane• Twitter: @hdtgm, @paulscheer, & msjunediane  • Jason is not on social media• Episode transcripts available at how-did-this-get-made.simplecast.com/episodesGet access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using the link: siriusxm.com/hdtgm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Eh, what's up? Glock? We saw. Shoot them up, so you know what that means. Now it's time for how did this get made? We're going to have a good time, celebrate some failure, not just be a hate this campaign. Let's walk win the mediocrity of sub-bar art. Perhaps we'll find the answer to the question.

How did this get made? Hello, people, Verth, and welcome to How Did This Get Made, where we deconstruct, movies normally picked by us, but today picked by you. That's right. The listeners voted and they decided that we would talk about a movie that I think is criminally underrated from 2007, a film called Shoot Em Up about a man named Mr. Smith who delivers a woman's baby during a shootout and then is called upon to protect the newborn from an army of gunmen. I mean, that is the plot. This movie is insane and I love it. And we're going to break it all down here today with my two co-host.

Please welcome Jason Manzukas and June, Diane Raffiel. How are you both? Wow. I mean, incredible. Yeah, actually, knowing that this was picked from the Discord, the elusive Discord. I didn't know where the Discord is, to be quite honest. Who knows out there?

Who knows where the Discord lives? But knowing it's fixed from the Discord, I'm like, this is a gift for us. Yes. From the community. By the way, this is the first time I'll say, that the discord has done something right. You know, I feel like every other time I've heard about the discord, it is, it is to say, disconnect the discord, which I still believe.

I say, shut it down. But in this instance, and maybe forever in this single instance of, you know, a clock is right, a broken clock is right twice a day. That's, this is one of them. So, wait, what did they make us watch the last time? They made us watch a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Oh, right. See?

The worst. The worst. Now, here's what I'm going to say. There was some manipulation here. Now, I have some issues, but I'm going to talk about the manipulation first. Wait, it was rigged? Well, I believe it was rigged because if you watch it. So classic discord.

Yes, because. Stop with this deal. Stop the steel. Or maybe, don't stop the steel. If this was rigged, there are some situations. is sort of like, I remember, you know, when Eric Holder came out with the, here we go ahead, with Barack Obama to like talk about redistricting. And I will say this about the Democrats.

Like, we've done our own redistricting here and there. Sure. Okay. Sure. Okay. So it's like there are certain times where a little bit of manipulation, a little bit of not playing by the rules is what you have to do to get the job. done. Okay. And I think that might be what's happening. Listen, if there's a little bit of rigging, if there's a little bit of, I'm talking old school Chicago style. That's what I'm talking about as

backroom politicking. I'm cool with it. You know, if it gives us this, but I don't know if the last one was rigged and that's how we got League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. And that's why it's so hard. I don't trust the system. I don't trust the system. Well, I mean, we are going to be redistricting the Discord. So we are moving people who can vote when they can vote. It's, there's some complicated thing that's happening right now. We are moving people around, you know, Scott and Molly are going to switch. I don't know what that means, but we are, we're just working a lot of things behind the system. We're gerrymandering the Discord. It looks, it looks like we are living in a failed state. And this might be an opportunity, you know, if we're governing the Discord to sort of create a template that

actually works. Well, I want to lay it down. Yeah, go ahead. I was going to say, I was going to say, and I hate to bring this up, we were not elected. We appointed ourselves. We appointed ourselves. So I don't even know what kind of system of government we're running here. Well, but it's like there's a lot of, there's a lot of arranged marriages that end up working out. We are going. I love this. We are going. We are opening the doors. I love that you're tackling politics arranged marriages June. Five minutes in. Hot button top taste. Sometimes the people around you know what you need more than you do. And you can get sort of wrapped up in passion and what's there right now and like not be able to see the forest through the trees, not be able to see what it takes to sustain a long relationship.

Have you ever been set up with a good person? I mean, that's the question that I want to ask you both. No, and actually no one has ever set me up. And I do take issue with that. I don't know what that's about. I'm not going to look at myself, though. Okay, well, wow. No one ever set me up on that.

I mean, to be fair, June, you are looking at yourself in a hand mirror right now. You are holding up a mirror to your face. And by the way, I look great. She looks really good. She keeps on saying, please make this podcast video so we can have it out there. We're begging you, Paul, June and I are begging you to make this a video podcast. We don't understand why you won't let us. Netflix now, doing podcast.

on Zoom. What on Earth? There are Zoom podcasts that are airing on Netflix. And if you want to know just how bad podcasters look, just go to Netflix. What are you doing?

That was part of the joy of podcasting. It's no longer a podcast. Actually, I want to call it something different. It's like this was, and I also want to it's a TV show. And I also want to say this to women. I wish we could lock arms

and say no. and say this was a medium that worked for us because people couldn't see us. Right. They had to listen to us. Here's the thing. Why would you want to look at the people who are just talking? This is a radio show. This is not video.

This is not a visual medium. I don't understand. Now look, occasionally we will do it like we did for our Christmas one. We'll make it special. And that's a live experience. That's a live show. That's a live experience. And by the way, you're going to pay for it.

Bitch. You're going to pay for it. No way I'm giving that away for free. What's that phrase? Can't give away the milk. You got to buy the cow first. Whatever that is. No, wait, no. I'd love to just drill down on this with June. What do you think is June? Got to buy the milk. It's on my mind because there's so much lactation. Oh my God. There's so much lactation in this movie. I almost sat down with my son and what were you thinking, Paul? You said last night, we're going to watch you to shoot him up. kids, do you want to watch with us?

Yeah, because I remember it being like a Bugs Bunny-esque paper. And I did not remember how much breast stuff and breast milk is in the way. And violence. And violence. This is that the problem with this country is like we have no problem. We're so disgusted by women's bodies. By the way, I took a well-buchar in about a half an hour ago and I've had two cups of coffee. You're doing great.

You're doing great. Somehow we barely talked about the movie, but you're already talking about what's wrong with the country. But this is my problem is like we are so like, oh, that's crazy to look at a woman's breast, a woman's nipple that smells like, no. I didn't think it's crazy at all. I loved it. Now, this is why we need a video for those takes. Fine with the violence. And that's you, Paul.

You were so fine with the violence. Okay. And showing our kids that level of violence. Well, okay. Hold on. I will say that I feel like the violence is so cartoony as to feel like it's not like seven. It doesn't have any consequence to it. It feels, it feels.

All I know is you showed them jackass. And then Gus had two kids at school, two kids at school grabbing him by the limbs and throwing him as far as they could. And he did introduce it like a jackass video. Yeah. Oh, that's cute. He's like, what's up guys? It's guys. Now, I will say that Johnny, Johnny will.

we'll be on a new episode of this show eventually. We were just talking about that the other day, which I'm excited about. But when I told my boys that potentially Johnny was going to be doing a show, they lost their mind. Oh, my God. But I want to talk about the Discord. Redistrict the Discord.

So the Discord was given a selection of films. The movie The Core, Cutthroat Island, Ice Pirates, The Pest, Shoot him up and Suburban Commando. All worthy choices. Now, I believe that the Discord's job is to pick, and this is a very tricky thing, a movie that is bad, but watchable. I don't trust them with that. I believe they failed. With League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

They failed there. And I also believe they failed here because, yes, this was enjoyable. But it falls into, thank God it got made. I think maybe I'm wrong. This, I feel. I agree. I agree. This feels more to me in the vein of face off or those kind of big budget very. I mean, I feel like people are like, it's so crazy. He like kills people with a carrot as if it's like Bugs Bunny. And we're like, well, no, that is intentional. This movie is in on the joke. It is not. We are not pointing it out. The movie is point is. And that's, and that's, I want to. I'm happy to talk about it. I loved it. Yeah. Great. We'll get into all that. But I want to talk. talk about where we started a little while ago about how the discord. Are you scared of the discord, Paul?

No, I just want. I'm up in the business of the discord. I want to let you in on it, right? Wait, you're fucking the discord? A little bit. And it's okay. June and I have an open discord relationship. Anything on the discord I can do. Now, are you guys in a, are you guys in a polycule with the discord? It's, it's, we're kind of like a stereophonic spree. Like, there's so many of us, you can't keep track of what's going on. Here's what I will say. The Discord had these votes. And I'm watching it and I'm seeing certain things go up and down.

But as it gets down to the final moments where the voting, right before the voting is closed, there was an energy here of we can't piss off Jason. we can't make him mad at us again. So because of League of Extraordinary gentlemen. Yes. So at this point, there starts to be a little bit of tampering with votes. And we can start to see that they are not only trying to make you happy with a movie like Shoot Em Up, because I think that they're driving that to you and unto all of us,

but I think that they know that the wrath is going to come at them from you. And this movie, The Core. So what happens is... Which I don't... I know this movie, but what is the core? The core is like... Remember when they made all those movies where people were just going to the moon? Like, there was just a lot of moon movies.

The core is one of those moon movies. And it is like with Aaron Eckhart, Hillary Swank, DJ Qualls, Stanley Tucci. The Tuch? The Tuch. But unfortunately... Just a producer clarification. Yes. The plot of the core is actually that the Earth's core has stopped

spinning. Oh, okay. And a team must drill to the center of the earth to jumpstart the core by detonating an atom bomb. Oh, okay. Got it. Okay. I'm so sorry. And the reason why the core not spinning is a problem is that it's been causing geostorm type natural disasters around the world. Got it. All right. So anyway, the core, which is clocking in at an aggressive length at two hours and 15 minutes. Too long. Yeah. So what happens is people start. jockeying to create a tie. They're holding their votes back to manufacture a tie.

Now, Scott, am I missing anything major from that? No, you're doing a great job. Okay. Can I ask a question, Paul, of you and perhaps of Scott? How many people are we talking about? Well, we're talking about, like, I mean, I want to, without, I mean, you can see the votes, the amount of votes for the core and the amount of votes for shoot them up, their tie, and they're at 473 votes each.

Each. Oh my God. And then this is the most votes we've ever gotten because actually so many people joined the Discord. I think that they got in knowing like, okay, you know what? I didn't like League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. I want my voice to be heard. And then I think people are like, what's the Discord? How do I get into the Discord?

And did we nominate the movies they could choose from or did the Discord come up with these movies? We did. Yeah, I called the Discord suggestions over the years and chose a group that I thought people would be excited about. And that also covered, you know, a variety of. genres. Yes. And they're all over the board. These are fine choices.

But I will say, when I saw the tie, my annuity reaction was, well, the core is a movie that I know that Averill said, don't do it. It's not really worth it. But I want to be honest to the Discord and let them go pick what they want. And then shoot them up as a movie. I'm like, this is really fun. I enjoyed it. So we aired on the side of, let's take the fun one, even though there's a tie.

I think they were hoping to get two out of us. I see. You know, if there was a tie, we'd have to do two. we're not going to watch a two hour and 15 minute film that is just fine. Yeah. It's not worth it. I think if Averill said no, I trust her implicitly. Yeah.

So that is a thing. That's how we're here. The Discord hopes to make Jason happy by creating this tie. Does the Discord care about me at all? I mean, look, I believe that Jason comes out of way harder than you, June. I mean, obviously, Eric Holder comes after you. If I had the ability to unplug the discord, I would. I would just straight away do it.

Here's what I'm going to tell you about this movie. Just from my point of view, I saw this movie in a theater and it was raucous. It was a heart. People were going bananas for it. Now, my friend, good friend of mine, great director, Ben David Grabinski, was the director's assistant on this film. And I was talking to him about this movie because he was there and pitched many jokes. If you listen to the DVD commentary, he's like, Ben David came up with that. Ben David came up with that.

What he told me was this movie hit in two ways. One, everyone got it and people were psyched. No one got it and people left angry. So there was a very, he was like, he said, he saw it a million times. And it just either worked 100% or completely fell flat. And I do think that to your point about the carrot and stuff, it was about a couple years too soon for people to get this level of like, oh, it's intentionally trying to do something. It's kind of almost a send up of one of these kind of movies while also executing one of these kind of movies very well. It was very, very well.

Yeah. Oh. And wait, Paul, who made this movie? This is this guy, Michael Davies. Yeah, who is that? Davis. So Michael Davis actually wrote the screenplay for a double dragon with Peter Gould from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul. They were writing partners. But Michael Davis is a storyboard artist. One of the best of all time. Okay. So that's why it's visually so good. He basically created every shot in the movie Tremors. And during like a period of time where he couldn't get anything made, he made like this. this animated sizzle reel of 17,000 drawings that was the premise of this movie.

He called it John Wu's Wet Dream. And that's what he wanted to make this. So it was like a 17 minute long sizzle reel to sell this movie. And that's how this movie was kind of birthed into the world. But that's a great comparison, John Wu, in this era of somebody who's making visually sumptuous action movies. that just don't have any of this. If people were coming in expecting a John Wu style

Broken Arrow, Shoot Em Up, kind of craziness, like these jokes or these absurd asides or these corny one-liners would bump you if you wanted it to be like a real, like, shoot him up, you know? Can I tell you where I think this movie fails and not fails? I love this movie. I'm a fan of this movie. I was excited to watch this movie.

I think that what the trouble is is Clive Owen. He is great. He plays it perfect. But I think people coming in are like, wait a second. If he's in it, is it funny? Is it serious? Like if you put in, I liked that, though. Me too.

Yes. I agree with you, though. He could confuse a viewer because he's so good at it. He's great. You know, he would be. But if you had someone, I'm trying to think of at the time, like if you had Bruce Willis in this. Ryan Reynolds. Like, you know, like he's like.

Then you get it. Then it's to wink wink, wink, I feel like, you know. But it's kind of Bugs Bunny. I mean, I love Clive Owen. He's great. June, what did you think of Clive Owen? I thought he was perfect. I loved it.

I mean, my only question for his character, honestly, this is like the only thing that bumped me in the movie was, and it's not even just his character. It's men in general in this film don't seem to know that you can feed a newborn baby with formula. I wrote that down. too. It seems like it's not a fact that is like penetrator. Now, I will tell you that we are probably, well, I'm actually younger than both of you, but I am from a generation of babies who were strictly formula fed because for a while there, our moms were told formula was better than breast milk. And so I wonder, I actually had this thought. Like, because there was that campaign for a period of, like, formulas better. And then, of course, there was, they realized breast milk is, and by the way, quote unquote, better, like, feed your baby with whatever the fuck you have. But, like, I wondered if these men had been so indoctrinated with the idea of breast is best that they didn't know you could very safely and affect it.

Well, they are from a generation that is probably prioritizing breastfeeding in a way. that, you know, picking up on all of the elements that breastfeeding would have given the baby, I think, you know, not for nothing. Boy, would this movie have been worse for where if he had just gone out and bought a bunch of formula and never gone to Monica Balucci? Thank God for Baluch. The Balooch is luch. We didn't have the Tooch, but we did have the Balooch.

And I mean, and by the way, when there is a line, it says, And I won't do it as justice because Paul Giamatti is the bad guy in this and he is fantastic. Like he is, it's seen chewy. He really turned my stomach. Effectively. Yes. He really turned to my stomach. This lady's baby needs to be fed.

Find me every wet nurse lactating hooker and mammary on tap in the city. Now here's a question. And again, I've always said this. The less I know about men, the better. Put it on a t-shirt, sell it. But the less I know about men, the better. But is lactating? Is lactating?

Like, fetishizing lactating, that's a thing? For sure. For sure. I guess. Well, for sure. You know, like, I mean, I'm just saying, is it a porn hub category? I'm sure it is. Here's the thing.

I think what's, and when we find Monica Balucci, she is lactating. And her entire, her entire, she's set up in a brothel. where each of the rooms has a theme and her theme is baby. I mean, her theme is baby. It's all baby bottles and her, the John that she's with is, is in a diaper and is breastfeeding.

Can I ask like a sexually innocent question? I've never seen, besides going to a haunted house, a wall of rubber that one person is behind. There seemed to be, I was like, wow. What? His face was coming out. But his face was a part of the rubber, too.

That was specific. He was on the other side. But, like, what is happening? What transactionally is happening? You know, like, what is this? What is this meant to elicit? Because I want to know. Haunted house where that is happening.

And they, because they give you the illusion of reaching out of grabbing it because a wall is free. Like Freddie. You like Freddie in that movie? Right. But they can't touch it because you are separated. I think, though, the cost of upkeep and also just like making. that.

Yeah. How many Johns are arriving? Like that, that must be, you know, for any of the rooms to make sense, like, you have to have a number of customers, I would assume. Oh, yeah. No, it's like a movie theater not wanting three-hour movies because they can only do fewer showings per day. Like, how many Johns fit that room's particular?

Cink. Well, because you've got to hold it so taught. So taught. So taught. So taught. Or is it new? Is it a roll? And after each one, it's rolled across, cut off, and that bit is thrown away.

It looked expensive, though. It did. Now, here's a question. I mean, maybe the John is bringing it with him. Now, the other question I have is this, is the theme, nunnery, and then within the nunnery, different rooms? Because, I mean, I know the door is answered by a nun in a thong. Well, first is a nun, then revealed thong. and it felt like nunnery, like, a house of ill repute.

But then it felt like everything was themed and she was maybe the only one on break? Or is the nun just answering the door? If the nun who answered the door, she was just, well, I'm not busy right now. I do religious kink over in this room. I just don't have an appointment, so I'll answer the door. Right. Sort of like, hey, if you're not in the middle of fucking, can you please get the door? Now, I mean, I will say this is very John Wick coded as well.

I mean, this is like it's got all the secret organizations, the world. There's so much great stuff. You know, instead of a dog, you got a baby. The baby is great. I mean, this is, it no, I mean, it's on the moment one. It's not just a baby. It is a newborn. Couldn't be newer.

This baby is. He delivers the baby. He delivers the baby. And then the rest of the movie happens, I believe, within four. I mean, when I knew that this movie in the theater was great, was like, you open up on Clive Owen, he takes a bite of this carrot. You're like, interesting. And then the movie starts and it's frenetic action, some really cool shots. But then the moment that really was like, this movie knows exactly what it's doing is when he delivers the baby, admits a gun fight, then uses his gun to blow the umbilical cord, like to separate the baby.

I was like, incredible. Incredible moment. I am in. Why not? I am. There's nothing else. And oddly, the only issue I had is in my, I didn't like when he ripped her, her outfit open and said, Feed Jr.

What the fuck he said? I didn't like that one bit. I didn't like that either. And I didn't. I, so your milk doesn't come in right away. It also felt like how did he, how was he so aware of like that, you know, like he, I mean, he's a man of, he just was, he just needed the baby to be quiet as,

soon as possible so that they wouldn't be discovered. You know, he was just saying keep the baby quiet, put a tit in its mouth. Put a tit in its mouth. And that's fine. But like the baby actually doesn't need to be fed right away. Yeah. It just was making too much noise. Can we just talk about like being a lactating hooker?

Because I, I, please, this is thinking about it. Like she, I don't know. I guess she was on some sort of hormone supplement to help her lactate. She had a stillborn baby. Yeah. Now, we didn't see that. She tells the story. later to Clive Owen. She says, why haven't you asked what happened to my baby?

So her milk came in from the stillborn. Yes. Her pimp punched her, she says, and her baby was born stillborn. And so my assumption is she continued to lactate and then used that in her. As her kink. Got to get a gimmick. Well, that's it. I think that that's more what it was. She's like, well, I should use this. And then because of the amount that she is using it, she's never stopping. It's like those people who like will make, no, I still breastfed my child and they're standing up. Like I've seen that like on a Mori episode, right? You know, it's like a, it's somebody who's very old. Sure, sure, Paul.

Sure, Paul. You've seen it in a Mori episode. Great cover. I'm always watching. Great catch. I'm always watching a Mori. I've seen it on a video on Mori, I think. I just want to shout out her character because of all the kinks that are available on each and every one of those rooms.

The one I would like to do the lease. is lactating. Because that's a lot of work to have your boobs filled with milk and then it hurts if you're not lactating. So then it's like, well,

if she's self-expressing, is she pumping? I mean, there's so many questions. It's also so much, it's so intimate. It's so intimate to have a grown man

like literally breastfeeding. I can't even talk about it. That was a moly. You just talked about it. But I can't be longer. But it has to. be over. I do want to say that that moment really makes me recoil

because it's like... Oh, it's horrible. I couldn't understand what it was at first. Right. Because my mind, my imagination stopped. Yeah, it stopped. It had to protect itself. Well, even at the time when you catch your giving the bad guy a blowjob behind the dumpster, I was like, wait, how did that happen so quickly?

And we're in... So quick. There are some moments that really will take your breath away. And I will say, those are quick ones. But the one that sticks in my mind, the one that really got to me, and I know it was there for creep factor, is Paul Giamati, looking

at this dead woman that he is carrying around in the car. This is the mother of the baby who does get shot in right after delivering the baby. And she's still uncovered from when Clive Owen has ripped open her shirt to help her feed her baby. And he just

grabs her breast. And when I say there's a fearless performance going on here for all Giamatti. Like, what he is doing is that scene. Very, very horrible. Very, very horrible. But you, I feel like I knew everything I needed to know about his character from, like,

I'm like, from, it's the one to punch for, I want to just say, Giamati is incredible in this. And he and Clive Owen as opposite sides are fantastic. And what's so good about Giamatti is he's doing all of this disgusting stuff, the scene you're talking about. He's saying so many disgusting things. But then he's also continuously fielding calls from his wife, where you can tell he is put upon and feels like he is not in charge.

Sweetie, this deal is almost done. Look, I've already booked my flat home. Okay? I love you too. Yeah. You know why a gun is better than a wife? Hmm? Don't know.

You can put a silo on a gun. And that is, like, so funny to me that his performance is, like, basically built off of a, like, the impotent rage of a husband who's being constantly had at by his wife, which I think is very funny. That is what's so great about this movie. And I think really separates it from just being, like, a send-up of these types of movies. Because, you know, Clive Owen also has these, like, very specific pet peeves. are there are specific choices that are made. And I love when a character like this is just like, like he doesn't like when people are rage driving,

he doesn't like cats. There's things about there's specific things that he doesn't like. And to me, it's what elevates this movie. Yes. And his performance in doing so. His performance is unreal. His stoicism, his everything,

he's not leaning into any of the jokes that he is, he is the Bugs Bunny. character, but there is no Bugs Bunny wink, there is no Bugs Bunny kind of ryeness. He is just straight-man. It's as if he's stepped out of children of men

and stepped into this movie. Well, by the way, there is a moment that reminded me of children of men. It looks, he's like in the same costume there's one moment where he's on the bus, and I'm like, is this the children of men that we were promised? Because in a weird way, it's the same story as children of men. Like he has protected.

I mean, in that one, he's protecting a pregnant woman to give birth. But in this, he got the baby to where the baby needs to go. And the baby is what? Being used to genetically keep the governor young? The senator alive. He, he needs the bone marrow of a relative that has his whatever. He's got a baby farm. So the setup is there's a senator who wants to become president who's in charge of gun. Oh, this is a gun control movie. Also, The theme of this, one of the central themes is gun control in a movie that is wall to wall guns, which is very funny. Which I loved. I loved.

And by the way, this is a movie where I just have some of the stats, 151 people are killed in less than an hour and 30 minutes. And they used 6,000 squibs and 15 gallons. June squips. They took a while to get the set. So it was a little tricky. but they got them. They did it 6,000 times. She'll always get there.

She works. I mean, that was the thing. She's booked. She's getting, she's ready to go. It's busy. But yes, it's saying something, but also it's, I think this movie is incredibly clever and smart and cool. But I agree. It's a blast.

So anyway, just to finish my thought, he needs a bone marrow transplant. So he creates a baby farm with women so that he can have a bunch of babies that he can pull bone marrow from. Now, while that is happening, the gun company bad guy, Hammersmith, he decides, I don't want this guy to live because he wants gun control. So I'm going to kill all those babies. I'm going to kill his baby farm. And that's why he sends Giammati and the go kill the farm. And that is where we are. And then at the end of the movie, of course, it's revealed that- Why not just kill him? Great question. Because, well, because then it would be a line would kind of be, drawn to him. Whereas if you kill a baby

farm, you can't say, hey, someone came in and killed my baby farm because then more questions are asked. Well, why do you have a baby farm? Then there's a... But now, by the way, do you guys think there's anybody right now that has a baby farm? Like, got to be, right? There's got to be at least one baby farm right now on this

globe. Some billionaire. When do you, when are you able to extract that bone marrow, though? Great question. Because you can't have a bone marrow transplant. until you're like I believe, well, I don't know. Maybe with pediatric can't. I don't know.

I don't know either. And that's so interesting. But wouldn't it be incredibly painful for the babies to have their bone marrow removed? Oh, it's horrible. You'd have to be at least 18 because the most successful donations come from people from 18 to 35. So, yeah. So that, like, they will not, I mean. Accept you.

Yeah. Yeah, minors are allowed to donate under strict ethical guidelines, but I don't think that they're going that. I don't think this falls under that. Yeah, I don't think. Well, definitely doesn't. Yeah. I just feel like you got to get some more marrow in them bones before you can give it up. You got to.

More of that delicious marrow. By the way, though, like this, this poor baby, when this baby, I mean, I had to do a lot of work watching this movie with the beginning sequence. where the baby is under, is sort of in a football hold with Clyde Bowen and he's jumping over buildings and he's doing this and that and he's shooting. And there's just several shots where I'm so worried about that baby's neck.

You know, and never being supported. Never. And I have to say, like I did wonder why all that Clyde Owen can do, the amount of multitasking that he's able to do, could he not have created some sort of a Bjorn? because I didn't know if our writer-director didn't like the idea. And I think this is a real.

His curious is a really interesting portrayal of masculinity. Right. Because he at some point is on his back. But they never have him on his front in more of a papoose, which is more of a feminine look. And I wondered about that. I wonder. I understand that concern. But I think I have a different reason why that didn't happen.

is because I would say in almost every single set piece, Clive Owen slides on his stomach across the floor, across conveyor belts. He slides across hundreds of yards. He covers over a mile and a half of distance. It's like run, run, slipping. Sliding. The sliding and shooting. The palm of his hand is going to be the better brace in this situation, because he's

he's able to like really pocket him like a football and the baby was not hurt. And he's a bigger boy. He's not a slip of a thing, you know. Wait, Clive Owen or the baby? Clive Owen. Oh, no. Clive Owen's a big guy. The one thing I'm going to say about Clive Owen, I have no.

No problem with the way that he dealt with the baby. Like, yeah, sure, maybe a papoose. But to me, when he dropped the baby on the merry-go-round in the blazing hot sun, it did feel like, now I understand why he has to go there. I was like, well, that's going to be a little hot. That's going to cook the baby. Arguably, the worst thing that he did was leave the baby in the baking hot sun. But he does know that someone will immediately find it, which they do.

You know what I mean? Yes, but I would have preferred that that bait. I understand why you couldn't go to the police station, but there are many places where you can safely surrender a baby, no questions asked. So, like, find your local hospital. They got that little safe, which I just saw. What's that? Oh, there's some wonderful baby. boxes where you literally open up.

They have them, I think, a lot of different public facilities, firehouses where you open the baby box. Oh, it's like a library book return? Yes, you put the baby in there that you have to surrender and you close it up. Can I go get one? Can I go get one of those? If I open it, will there be a baby in there? Well, that's the thing.

I would love that. You know, it's not just like a pickup. It's not like a vending. It's not. It's not. I can't get it. One way, Jason. I can't like put a, I can't put a $5 bill in and open it up and get a baby.

It's not a baby automat? Now, look, I would like, do you think the kids will know what an automat is? I mean, yeah, our audience is going to definitely be jiving on the automat. I barely know what it is. I was going to say, June, do you know what an automat is? I don't really. The thing that I love about that sequence, too, and this is why this movie, to me, is so fucking funny, is he goes, you know, someone will find you. And then a woman goes,

Oh my God, look at this. Someone left a baby. Boom. Dead. Killed immediately. The movie has great timing. And it's like anybody who's missing these jokes that like when the middle of a fight, he spells fuck you.

And then Giammadi turns and then he shoots out the rest of the letters that spell fuck you too. Come on. Guys. It's so funny. It's very funny. That happens though in this movie. And I just want to address it because it's something that always. always bugs me and I don't know if anybody else has this issue.

Picture a giant shoot him up sequence, okay? The one in the staircase where he's flying by that, you know, he's going down the staircase on that rope or whatever that is. He's tethered shooting everybody. He kills in that sequence, it seems like at least 75 grown men, minimum. Okay. One of my pet peeves is that once he gets to the bottom, Paul Giamati, and Paul's Giamati, and everybody's been.

shooting at him. Paul Giamati's been shooting on him. Once he gets to the bottom, he's still in range, it seems, to be killed. And yet Paul Giamat, there's sort of this like gentleman's agreement. Like, I'll now watch you walk out. I'll now watch you exit, which is a solid like 10 seconds. Yep. Where your back is to me. I know you're not going to shoot at me. But I will very respectfully not take this shot. It's, and there's also, there's something about them now being close enough to have words. That now, instead of shooting, now we quip back and forth because there's some safety and feeling like, well, now I can shoot you whenever I want.

So let me give you a little bit of the old business. The business. And then that's the hubris that allows for Clive Owen to get away every time. But I agree. That is, that is a trope in this kind of a movie. Yes. And I find it fascinating. It's like we let our people exit, you know, respectfully.

Well, it's the same thing, too, that happens, and it didn't happen in this movie, but I feel like happens in the versions of these movies that aren't self-aware, which is they decide instead. Now that it's the two of us left, why don't we put our guns down and settle this like men hand-to-hand combat style, you know? Which always seems like it's not the right thing. It's not going to work out for you. I will say. I will say favorite scene of the film is the sex scene. The sex scene is absolutely. Like, look, you got him delivering a baby, having a gunfight.

And then you think in this moment, like, oh, we're just going to have like a little bit of a sex scene. And for the amount of nudity in this movie, I do actually think it doesn't seem gratuitous, the amount of, like, I don't know. I don't think she's ever nude. I mean, she's nude, but you don't see anything. Yes. Yes. Oh, it's such a great sequence. And, you know, I have to, like, really tip my hat to Monica because she's having an orgasm and won't stop until she climaxes.

And she's being shot at left. And I wondered, I don't know about anyone else, but I wondered, like, oh, if you're a sex worker and you have men who are sucking milk from your boobs, like, is this just like she has not been able to have an orgasm? Or on her, like, this has to have a connection. I feel like they seem to have a connection. I thought the chemistry was electric. They know each other from the past. He brings the baby. When he shows up, we didn't say this, which I very much laughed at.

When he shows up at the brothel to find her, I'm assuming knowing she's lactating, because he knows her already. He's carrying the baby in a brown paper bag with packing peanuts in it. And I was like, this movie gets it. I love to. So the sex scene to me, this is what's great about the movie, is that they're in the middle of having sex. Gunmen burst in from every door, window, every place. Not only do they not stop, they escalate the sex.

The sex now starts, gets better. It gets better. Stakes are higher. And Monica Balucci isn't like, stop, let me hide. She's like, keep going. And that's the movie is. She's like, little death, big death doesn't matter. Yes.

I think the movie is leaning. in, right? Leaning in? I mean, I think that's what Cheryl Sandberg meant by that. There is something about that relationship, though, that you feel good about it. You feel like they, you know what, they got it together. This movie's a great example to me of giving us some information, but not too much. And relying on the actors to build a history with just chemistry and connection because you did feel it.

and you felt that they've been through something together, that there was, there was a lot of love and respect there. And yet also, like, they're very wary of each other. I thought they did a great job. My favorite part, the thing that really genuinely, like, not touched me, but I was like, when she says to him, when they're going to separate, and she says to him, what if you don't come back?

That's not going to hell. There is no way to be sure. Yes, there is. And he puts the gun on her ring finger like it's an engagement ring. He puts the trigger cover or whatever around her finger like a ring. I loved that. I was like, this is romance. This works for me.

Same. And by the way, it also just goes to show you. Like, I think that we live in a time where like, oh, what's the backstory? What's this? We need more exposition. This movie has none of that. No, we don't. None.

And we're just running. Trust us. Trust us. Don't trust the discord, but trust us to fill in the blanks. Now, did the audience, did the audience trust it? No, but that's okay. I mean, the movie did not, it was not a hit. It's not shocking to me to be honest.

I blame the times. It's just too early. It's like, because I think that. What year? 2007. I think after this, you get movies like shooting aces, right? Which was like kind of like, oh, we're doing a bigger thing. You're seeing like action that is just bigger and more bomb-backed.

I think that that style, that John Wu style, comes in and is Americanized after this movie. And I feel like the movie that then dominates and sets the template is Taken, which I think is 2009. I think somewhere around there. Taken, I feel like really is like, no. Our hero is stoic. His mission is unequivocally good and without, and there's no commentary. It is just a forward-moving shark of a person who just kills everybody in their way so that they can rescue the helpless woman, you know. I totally agree.

I think that the one piece that I missed, and it's possible I just was looking down at my notes at this time, when we're in the car sequence and the baby falls out of the car after the crash, and Paul Duma runs over and you think the baby's been destroyed, and it's sort of a robot baby. It's a very realistic robot. Where did that baby come from? Who knows? Don't pull it that string. Yeah, that one we just have to believe that he... Don't pull it that string. And the other string not to pull at is when he goes to the gun factory, what's the gun manufacturer's name?

I can't remember. He goes to the Hammersmith factory where all the bad guys are and they're manufacturing all the guns. And he sets up like 100 booby traps full of guns. I'm like, are we to believe that the gun factory has loaded guns? Ready to go, yes. There wouldn't be any ammo in these guns. See, I didn't even.

I was so okay with that. And he meanwhile sets up like a home alone level series of booby traps where he's pulling Marionette strings and it's so satisfying and it's so fun. But the minute you start pulling out, you're like, how on earth this would have taken hours to do? Right. Apparently, and this is a fun little side fact, Paul Gimati's gone through a lot of different phases in his facial hair and his head hair.

But when he did have to accept the best actor for Sideways, he was still fully in this character's hair and gotty. So when you do look at the pictures of him, oh, interesting choice. You didn't really clean up for the Oscars. And it was because he was dealing with... Shooting this, which was a... And definitely an...

And when you look at him, like, that's interesting look for it. That reminds me of when Hubell had to have frosted tips for like two months for, I love you, man. Oh, my God. That was amazing. The other thing that, oh, my God, there's so much in this. I love the scene. I love the scene. I love the car chase scene.

And I love that he causes a head-on collision so that he can fly out of his car into their car. Again, sliding, Jason. He slides into their van, lands perfectly. He would be, he would be demolished. You know, if real physics were applied to this movie, everybody dies in the first scene. But by this time, I'm like, I love it. He launches into their car, shoots everyone in the car, and then he's like, that's why you should wear your seatbelt. He's got zingers for every line that he doesn't overstep.

No. Even when he's doing his zingers, that's why Clive Owen to me is perfect in this. he's not leaning into the jokes. He is perfect. Because he's not even putting the James Bond swore like that kind of swarmy. No, it's just clean and it's nice. And I mean, this man is skydiving. He does it.

That's the other thing about this movie. The shootout in the sky is incredible. And that's not even the end. Like every time you're like, oh, this is a sequence where you can't top this. And you can. And is it the final sequence where he does put bullet. in each of the like the divvits or the the the holes in his hand the holes in his hand and lets them get heated up like popcorn to then assassinate the final guide I'm like this like this movie and that's what's great about the movie is and I suspect maybe why people wanted us to do it is that we would say that's ridiculous you can't hold up a bullet to a fire and and aim it that you wouldn't be able to do no the point of the movie it literally was something they did on MythBusters

to disprove it. That's not, we're doing what, we're doing Looney Tunes. The man's eating a fucking carrot. He basically, like he is eating a carrot multiple times like. Never ending carrots. He always is running out of ammunition and guns and everything else. He never runs out of carrots, which I love. He must have a carrot vest under there.

Maybe that's why he slides so easily. It's just like, it's sort of flush to his skin. It's just a vest of carrots. And if they go this way, maybe they just, just roll. They're allowed to, you know, like it's giving him the ability to roll. By the way, you can turn orange if you eat too many carrots. Okay, go ahead.

That's true. That's true. It is true. It is true. I wonder, too, if we're meant to believe that part of the reason he's such a crack shot is because carrots help your eyesight. That is literally what I believe is part of it. And I think what they realized was in the beginning, it was like, he has great eyesight. And then they're like, oh, this is a loony tune.

Like, let's lean into both. And then carrot gags are like, then he has to kill people silently. And then he's just taking that carrot and shoving it through people's heads. I got to say, though, carrots do not taste good unskinned. And it seems like he's eating carrots just in the raw. You know that I only recently found out that baby carrots are just big carrots that have been carved down into small form factor? Yeah. I'm finding it out right now.

What are you talking about? Baby carrots are just big carrots that have been carved into that. Right. There's no such thing as a baby carrot. That's not a thing that it's not a, yeah. What's baby corn? Great.

I mean, I think that's just a corn varietal that is small. Wow. Wow. Well, I'm now different now that I know this. Here's my only criticism of Clive Owen and Monica Belucci on the run parenting. I think they can come up with better than newspaper. diapers. I love, well, did you see the artistry that she was doing with those newspaper type? Like origami level stuff. I mean, can't they just find cloth or paper type? I mean,

I felt like they could do better. Take off your hat. Take off that other sock. I love when he took off his sock and put it on the baby's head on the bus. When he sees the other, when he sees the mother putting a hat on the baby, he's like, oh, I should be doing that. There's moments like that that are really tender and work, again, because he is a great actor. Now, I do think that's the only excuse for going barefoot on public transport. I've seen people do it on airplanes and it's been very upsetting to me. Barefoot, not socks? Barefoot.

Barefoot. I sat next to a woman barefoot, like wearing flip-flops on a plane, went into a bathroom that I knew because I had been in it, I knew was covered in piss. Yours. Oh, the floors are disgusting in this. Disgusting. Disgusting. Disgusting.

No, I've seen so many people get on a plane in sandals and then, oh, this one flight I was just recently on, he had sandals on, very, like, worn down leather sandals sat right next to me. And then he took off his sandals and placed his bare fucking feet on top of them. And I was like, I am so, I truly had to knock myself out. Or worse, when they put their feet up on, like, the chair in front. of them or, you know, like, up so that they're like on display. I don't need to see your stinky ass logs while you're on the plane. Put it away. Put it away.

People. I'm like, I'm the anti-Tarantino. No feet, please. Chop them off. Except if you're clive on and then you're on public transfer and your baby needs a hat. True. He escapes out of the head so quickly. By the way, I did have a heart to heart with my stepmom this past week where I was describing

foot fetish. And I will say that I embrace it. Wait, why was that during a heart to heart? No, I was, I was, I was talking about. I heard it. I was on a phone call and I started to heard it happening in the other room. And I was like, it was actually a heart to heart, Jason. Because I was trying to help her explain a lot. I was like, you can believe it.

It was a heart to heart. It was a heart to heart to kind of explain how people have different sexual wants and desires, right? And yet some we put on a stoop and we say, well, that, that's made up. or I don't know if I believe that they are that. And I'm like, well, let's look at this one. We know, no one's questioning the validity of this one, which, to a point. Was she asking about the fetishes that were on display in the Monica Balucci? Well, yeah.

Did she watch the movie? I think this movie would have broken her. You know, I know for a fact that she, you know, I feel like she didn't want to even see train dreams because she thought it was going to be a little too, too. It was going to be too edgy. Yeah, a little risque. I don't know where I went with that. But yeah, before I have a question. Why is there?

And I want to be clear, I'm not bothered by this at all. I don't understand why there's a tank in the city. I had, I thought it was some display. It's a museum. That's why because the other mother's young at the kid. And I love that moment, too, where he kind of comes after that mom for being abusive in the thing. Yeah, it's just in a museum. He just knows about the museums.

Okay. I missed museum and I was just like, I did too, but I accepted it. Again, there's lots of things I didn't. Yeah, I didn't question. You can't. I loved at the end of the movie when he finds them in the roadside ice cream shop slash diner that looks like a tit. The design of it is a, is a boob. Like Monica Balucci is so associated.

It is a boob with cream in it. with milk in it, with ice cream. That's like the end of the movie is also, don't worry, there's still lactating titties out here in the middle of the desert. And for a movie that I think is like, they definitely address like the gun as a dick. This is a movie that also really just supports the boob, you know,

because I mean, that is, that is the line. That's something I can very much get behind. Oh, God. Like Underwire, I am also here to support the boob. I mean, that, that, that line. June looks so upset Oh God And again

This is why we need to go on video Let's talk a little bit about this movie Just to give you a little bit of an update Because I did tell you it did not make a lot of A lot of money at all The budget of this movie $39 million Concertive budget, right?

Pretty good for what they do opening weekend 5.4 million made 12 million and worldwide gross only 27 it was not a hit in any way it has a it stands kind of right in the center on the tomato meter and the audience score both at like 65 and 67 percent respectively that is shocking to me and I'm also shocked I'm shocked that it's that it did so poorly and I'm also shocked that it does not currently have a like and it is now a gigantic hit on Netflix or something like a new appreciation for it. That's what we need to do. I think that we need to lead this charge because this is a movie that I think also had some weird moments associated with it. So apparently they marketed this movie with a YouTube video, which was a bulletproof stroller.

And they had the video was, it was an ad for a book. That's got to be year one of YouTube, 2007. Yeah. So they, where they basically have someone with a submachine gun shooting at a stroller while a baby was inside to prove that the stroller was bulletproof. People did not get that that was funny. They thought it was real. Like this movie kind of had that thing where people like, it's too much gun violence. It was banned in the UK.

Like a billboard of them was banned. You know, it just was a movie that I think hit a lot of different weird moments where. it was just not accepted. So surprising. Yeah. And I think that people haven't seen it because I literally, I put it on my my letterbox last time, people reached out to me. I put stuff on my letterbox all and people reach out to me to say, oh my God, I love that movie. It's so fun. It's so fun. It is so fun and deserves to be celebrated in the same way that I feel like everybody now rallies around like we do, the Fast and Furious movies.

Yes. the completely over the top bonkers level action movies. This is that only better in many instances. And this guy doesn't go on to make any other movies. That's what I wanted to know as well was what else did he? Because this is very well done. Yes. Like this could have been a disaster, you know, because it's not, it's $39 million for this level of stuff is not a lot of money.

And it looks great. It's edited great. Like this is a successful. full movie. And you know, and I was talking to, again, my friend, and maybe I'm talking a little bit out of school. Well, I'm not, this is not talking out of school. He told me some things, but he was saying that, like, the thing that was a bummer was, everyone was so proud of it. It's, it's a movie that they feel really good at. It kind of bombs at the box office, but he was like, I would go into meetings and no one would give a shit. It would be like,

oh, I was, I was the director's assistant. I pitched all this stuff. I did all this. And people did not like this movie. And when you type and shoot him up, the front of first question, is it a parody? People are confused. And this is the unfortunate thing. I think that we take things at face value a little too much. Well, I also think the audience for these types of movies might just not get the joke. Right. Or it's marketed to one person, but it should be marketed to a different person. Which is why they are like, oh, no, we get it when it's taken or we get it when it's fast and furious. But this, why is he doing what's up, Doc? Like, what? That's crazy, you know?

This is it. You know, so obviously we had opinions about this movie, but there are people out there with a different opinion. And it is now time for second opinions. Paul and Jason and June talk a lot about what makes a movie good or not. But everyone knows they're actually full of shit. We need a second opinion. Someone that knows what they're talking about. We need a second opinion

We need a second Give me a second We need a second opinion Thank you so much Wolves of Glendale They are awesome All right I will tell you some second opinions

Because there's a handful 3,702 72% are five-star reviews So Amazon gets it Amazon's on board Victor Collato writes And this is one I'm going to have to

Have you guys break it down for me The title is nice, super excellent. It was written in 2025. A lot of codes in this movie, I hope many people follow the world become better. Five stars. Oh. A lot of codes in this movie.

I hope people follow the world become better. Oh, like Clive Owen's codes about like, don't hit your kid or liking dogs or all his, all his kind of code of honor that he has. Oh, I like that. He is, he seems to me, and we never find out, he seems to me to be some sort of like a samurai kind of a man without a, without a house, without a boss. Yeah, the man with no name, a kind of Sergio Lillian. This one is from Randy, 2015. Randy writes, come on. If you're a guy, you got to love this movie. And is there a hotter woman in the movies than Monica Balucci? No. I sure haven't seen one.

I agree. And it goes, perfect guy movie, five stars. I mean, I just would say perfect movie. I don't think we need to gender it. No.

And then finally, this Amazon customer, no name given in 2022, simply titles his review, Guns, and writes, glad I finally watched this movie in its entirety.

This was my favorite bad guy, ever. I'm sick of cowardly bad guys. Five stars. His takeaway was Jiamati was not a coward. And I would argue... I mean, I don't necessarily

think of other bad guys in other movies as cowardly. I just don't know who he's... Like, Hans Gruber is not cowardly. No, I guess. Like, oh, please don't kill me. Like, if there's a scene like... I mean, look, you know, like that kind of a... This guy was like, I'm going to go down. I don't care. I'm going to go down. I only have one question.

which is I understand at one point when Clive Owen used the hand dryer to burn the man's hand to drop the gun. Great sequence in the dark fight. But then he heated up his own gun to fire a rick. I didn't quite understand what was going on there. I couldn't also. How hot do hand warmers get? Well, I think of the old hand warmers.

This is before you. It looks like because they have an insert shot of what's inside. and it looks like an old cigarette lighter from a car. Yeah. You know, it looks like there's a heated up metal coil in there that you could like, like truly burn yourself on that. I was like, that can't be right. I imagine that he wasn't holding his hand that close either.

That would mean that we'd all have a burning sensation when using a handgun. And if that, and that guy's in the secret service. If you're telling me this guy's enough of a pussy that he drops his gun because his hand got a little hot, Come on. So Discord, did they do it? Did they do it right? Is the question. Reluctantly, I will say, well done, discord, I guess.

I mean, I still would, I would disconnect it nonetheless, but yes, redeemed after the disaster of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. I will also say, June, we did not watch this movie together. You watched it at a different point. And that was one of my great sadnesses that I, I would not be able to to see you react to it. I'm happy to hear that you liked it. That's so sweet.

I loved it. I did have to wake up, set an alarm to watch it. Yeah, you watched it at what, like 9 a.m? No, I watched it at 7. I started at 7. Oh, my God. That's why you were tired. Oh, that's so funny.

Yeah. 7 a.m. I watched the movie. Well, first I got the kids there. I woke up at 6. kids ready out the door by seven. And I'm driving, so I don't see any of this stuff. Okay. I'm just saying. And then, it seemed like I was doing something to do. Out the door. They're out the door by seven. So that hour is like crazy. And then at seven, I turned it on. I watched it. And then I said, I'm, I got to go back to sleep. And then I said, I did sleep another half hour. Oh, wow. That's what a more. What a morning. I would love to know what your dreams were like in that half hour.

Really crazy. I really. Really, it was a very messed up to sleep. I mean, I don't nap. And I always, everybody wants to tell me to take a nap. Like, I never feel better afterward. I don't believe it. Why is everybody always telling you to take a nap? I'm always telling you to take a nap.

Everyone? I mean. Always trying to. Yeah, always. You're always telling me to take a nap too. And I have never felt better after a nap. I think that is dismissive. Take a nap.

You know what I mean? Like, I don't like that. I don't like that. Well, uh, Jason. you know, you liked it. I liked it. We all like it. Yeah. Love it. I loved it. I think this is this, again, this goes right up to the top for me in terms of movies we've done with face off with con air. This to me is a thank God this got made. I conique. Yes. Yes. And also just makes me go like, man, Clive Owen, good career. Interesting. I mean, like he's coming off like, what a great actor. Like he's doing like this. Well, Clive Owen was meant to be. He's one of those great like. almost was careers because he was maybe going to be bond.

And then he has this run of movies, this being one of them, the Tony Gilroy movie with Julia Roberts, duplicity. Inside man. He's got a bunch of movies in a row that just do not perform. And it just, including children of men, that do not get him to that next level. And it's heartbreaking. I would love to see him as Parker in a Donald Westlake adaptation. He, to me, is the perfect Parker.

We need that, please. I'm talking to you, Shane Blake. Well, we'd have to have him recast Mark Wahlberg at that point then. Oh, okay. Okay. So, I mean, I agree with you one million percent. Like, I feel like, I think he could still get, like, you know, you could still, I mean, he was on the Nick and that people love the Nick, but that's 10 years old now. Guys, get involved with the Nick.

Oh, yeah. It's really, he's like, he's good. He's so good. He's incredible. All right. So any final thoughts here. I think we've said everything that needs to be said. But we do look to you, the Discord to get into it.

Like, let us know about what's happening with lactating women. You use your expertise. Oh, God. Unplug. Unplug it. Jason's right. Please. Just connect it.

Please disconnect the Discord. What do we do in? Oh, my Lord. What a blast it was to watch. Does the Discord? Is the Discord part of like the Dark Web? I think it is. I mean, people, it's very hard to get on.

Okay. Do you have to get on like the silver road? How does it work? I can't say it legally. I can't. Once I admit how to get there, then I, then I am implicit. But yes. Thank you, Discord.

We will visit you again in a year when we give you another chance. Oh, that's a nice, healthy. Yes, a healthy month of time away. And as always, if you find a moment in this show that you would like to save for a howdy, let us know, because we are collecting. those in Discord as well. So it would be way easier for us to do the Howdies instead of just deciding to do the Howdies and then going, oh, what moments do we like? And then that makes us not do an episode of the Howdies for nine years. Okay. So that is all for now. Discord, you've done it

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