Jessica Kaylee - 1 Hour of Halloween POVS

Episode Date: September 24, 2025

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I am beautiful, I am beautiful. A two? Mirror, mirror in my hand. Make me the most beautiful girl in the land. Much better. Luna! There's my favorite mermaid. Guess what?

I got an eight. That's great. I mean, not as great as me, but... Stop! You got a ten! Don't act shocked. I mean, I know historically witches haven't been the most beautiful, but obviously I'm one of the best-looking kids at the school. Next to you, of course.

Luna, I see your scores on private. Did you get a one? No, Veronica. But I see you got a three. That's low, even for bloodsuckers. Take it back, or I'll turn you into one. Try and I'll cast a spell on you. Girls, no magic, no biting.

Now get to class. Why are you keeping your score private? Because I don't need to show off. People can be really sensitive when it comes to their score. That doesn't sound like you at all. Just drop it, Mary. How was school, sweetie? Same old, same old.

I am so proud of you for embracing your natural beauty and not pretending to be someone you're not. It'll make tomorrow much easier. What's happening tomorrow? They're making the scores public. Mom, I'm sick. I can't go to school today. You don't sound sick. It's sickness of a stomach.

Snakes coming out both ends. Oh my. This wouldn't have anything to do with the scores going public today, would it? Of course not. Vampire Goblin and Fairy Tooth. Make my daughter tell the truth. I don't want to go to school.

today because I told everyone I was a 10 when I'm really a two. Luna, you know better than to lie? Do I? You're going to school. End of discussion. Mirror, mirror in my hand. Make me prettier than I am. Luna, you little witch.

What happened to your 10, huh? I cast a spell to change it, so you wouldn't feel so ugly. More lies. The scores are spell-locked. So who's the ugly one now? Ignore them. They've been looking for a reason to tear you down since kindergarten. I deserve it. I should never have lied about my appearance.

You're right, you shouldn't have lied. But they shouldn't make you feel bad about your score. It's just a number. Luna? Luna, sweetie, you forgot your lunch. Is that your mom? Yes. Hide me. Hide you? Why?

She can't see me like this. See you like what? Just hide me! Luna. Is that you? No. Why are you wearing this disguise? Because, Mom, I'm ugly.

No one would be friends with me if they knew what I really looked like. looked like. Luna, you have your father's nose and my wart and your grandmother's eyes and your papa's teeth. Do you think we're all ugly? Of course not. Then don't think of yourself that way. You are the most beautiful compilation of all of your ancestors before you combined.

You are my Luna bug. Now take off this mask you're trying to hide behind. Ohio, Riz and Skibbidi. Let the world see the real me. No wonder she's wearing a mask. She's hideous. Luna, look, your score's going up. Wait, she's a 10.

How? Because you're the most beautiful at your truest form. Does that mean if I show my tail and not my legs, I'll be a 10? Yes, it worked! What if I show my things? My score went up! So what? Then we're all tens when we're not hiding our flaws?

Precisely, Veronica, because we're all beautiful in our own ways. Thanks Mom for helping me realize that. Anytime. Now here's your lunch. Have a great rest of your lunch. of your day. Pay $1,000 to find out a family secret? But I'm broke.

Mom, could I have some money? Sure, here's $10. Thanks. Could I have $990 more? Is this for the family secret thing? Maybe. Jessica, you know our family doesn't have any secrets. Besides, that is way too much money.

Now get to school. Jess, are you going to pay it? I can't. That's all the money I've saved up for college. Apparently, Becky paid it. and found out that her dad wasn't really her dad. See, that's exactly why I'm not gonna do it. Spend all my money to ruin my family?

Yeah, no thank you. Two plus two doesn't equal three. Jess, what's your family's secret? I didn't pay it. Oh, because you're poor. Because my family doesn't have secrets, Sebastian. So if I gave you $1,000, you wouldn't do it? I mean, I guess if you gave it to me, then I'd have to.

Jess, what are you doing? Relax, Philly Jean. He's not really gonna give me $1,000. Okay, here you go. Holy quacomole. I can't believe you just gave me $1,000. So, what's your family secret? Hang on, it's loading.

My mom's boyfriend, he's a... Is it what, Jess? What does it say? A murderer. Could you imagine if he tried to murder you? I just saved your life, Jess. You're welcome. Mom, I need to talk to you.

Sweetheart, I want you to meet my boyfriend, Vlad. More like Voldemort. Jessica Kaylee. Be polite to our guest. Can I talk to you? In private, mom. Your boyfriend is a vampire. A vampire.

There's no such thing. That's what I thought too, until I paid to find out the family secret and that's what it told me. Look, I know it can be difficult seeing your mom dating again, but making up these lies, this isn't like you. I'm not lying. Why don't you try and get to know him first

before completely riding him off? Pilly Jean, what do I do? My mom doesn't believe me, and now she's making me have a one-on-one with him in the living room. Say you're sick. You need to be as far as far. far away from him as possible.

Am I interrupted? Yes, actually. And as much as I was looking forward to this, I need to go lay down, so we'll have to do this another time. So you know I'm a vampire? Yes, and I'm not scared of you. Then why are you trying to run away? Because I don't know you, and I don't wish to know you.

Just stay away from me and my mom. Can't do that. Your mom and I have a deep love for each other. Which is why I plan on changing her, so I can be with her forever. Forever. Mom! Mom, get in here!

What's going on? She just admitted to me that he is a vampire! No, I didn't. You're such a liar, and I can prove it! What are you doing? Vampires don't show up in pictures. Mom, see? You took this right now?

Where is he? Carol, I can explain. You don't have to. The picture says it all. Sweetie, give us some space, would you? Bye-bye, Voldemort. Sorry about your boyfriend, Mom. I know how much you liked him.

I did. And I do. Which is why I'm going to let him change me. What? This isn't like converting to Mormonism, Mom. This is becoming a blood sucker. It's a huge decision. Exactly why I'm not taking it lightly.

Sweetheart, there are pills I can take so I don't crave human blood. I don't have to hurt anyone, and I won't hurt you. Is there any way I can talk you out of this? No, he's going to do it tonight. Okay, well, if this is what you want, then I support you, but don't you think you should get married first? $10,000 for a bigger family secret? I wonder if Sebastian would give me that kind of money.

Your options are to be adopted by a vampire or a werewolf family. But I'm human. Shouldn't I have human options? Unfortunately, we don't have any non-monster families looking to adopt at the moment. But you don't have to decide right now. Thank goodness. You can make your decision tomorrow morning. Can I just stay here and wait for a human family to sign up? No, you cannot refuse a family.

Just be happy you're getting parents. Now go on, you have a big day tomorrow. Is it true you're getting adopted by a monster family? Yeah. Yikes. I heard Billie Jean got adopted by a monster family, and they ate her for dinner. They did what? You didn't think that they actually wanted you as their daughter, did you?

They want you as their meal. But they can't do that. That's cannibalism. They're monsters. They're mean, scary cannibus. Miss Hannigan, I will not get adopted by a monster family. I will not let them do to me what they did to Billy Jean. Who told you about what happened to Billy Jean? The girls. That was an unfortunate situation, but we have rules and regulations around that now.

So it's true? They ate her? Ate her? Oh no. They just turned her into a werewolf. They what? But like I said, we have rules now. They are not allowed to change their adopted humans into monsters without written consent. Now don't bother me again tonight. Happy Decision Day! Do you want to be adopted by a vampire or a werewolf family?

Vampire. All right then. I'll finish up the paperwork. Go get your things. Darcia, I would like you to meet your new family. Hello, daughter. Hi. I am Vlad Smith, and this is Elizabeth Smith.

Darcia. We are so happy we get to be a family. Goodbye, Darcia. Enjoy your new life. Your life will be very different in the monster estates. You will go to a new school, Monster High, and you won't be able to go back into town without special permits. But I'm human.

Yes, but you are a part of the monster community now. So it doesn't matter. Ah, and just up ahead. That is your new home. And this will be your new room. You can put your stuff down wherever you'd like. Thanks. We'll bring you dinner when it's ready.

What the... Hello? Let me out of here. Guys! Maybe they really are going to eat me. Hi. How are you? And how did you get in here?

I'm Theo, your new neighbor. You're human, aren't you? Yes, but Theo, don't hurt me, okay? I don't want to be a vampire. Oh, don't worry. I couldn't change you even if I tried. I'm a new vampire. I haven't gotten that changing form saliva yet,

so if I bit you, you'd die. That's so comforting. Well, it was nice meeting, you neighbor. Back through the window I go. Theo, wait. Yeah? What do you know about my new family, the Smiths? You're their new daughter?

New daughter. They've had other daughters before? Oh yes, many. Theo, you're scaring me. Just tell me. You should be scared. Dinner. I gotta go. Wait!

Who are you talking to? Myself. Oh, well here. Time to eat. Why did you want me as a daughter if you're going to keep me locked up? Oh, we're not going to keep you locked up forever. Just until tomorrow, you have a big day in the morning. What's happening in the morning?

See, I can't tell you, which is why I have to go. No, don't go. Stop! Open this door! Hello! Theo, you're back. Thank goodness. Please tell me. What did the Smith want from me? What happened to the other humans? Okay, get into the deep stuff right away.

Tell me! They're scientists. They're going to experiment on you. What do you mean? They're going to take your blood, bone plasma, cells, and inject it into themselves. Why would they do that? Because they're trying to change themselves back into humans. So far, they've been pretty successful. Now they're able to eat human food and barely having to have any human food,

food and barely have any blood cravings like the rest of us. But then what happened to the other kids? If they just want some cells and some bloods, that wouldn't kill them. It's all your cells and all your blood. Oh my gosh. How long do you think I have? Maybe a few hours? Hours?

Yeah, it's like 2 a.m. and they'll probably get rid of you first thing in the morning. Theo, you have to help me get out of here. No can do. Sorry. Just lift me down the window. I can do the rest. You watch way too many vampire movies. We don't have super strength.

I can't carry you down a four-story house. Then change me into a vampire. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I already told you. I don't have the vampire changing saliva yet. Just try. No. No, I'm not going to do it.

I could kill you. Then I'm dead either way. I guess so. But if this works and I turn into a vampire, then they can't experiment on me. I do not have a good feeling about this. Just bite me. Okay, hold still. Three, two, one.

Ah! Did it work? Are you a vampire? What's wrong, me, Amor? My soulmate died again. Again? I'm sorry. I hate the in-between.

Earth still senses my presence and matches me. Yet, I'm dead so I can never be with them. Just forget about it. You can't change it. I just wish I could leave this house. Do you ever think we'll make it to heaven? Of course. Once we finish up things here, we'll get to enjoy the afterlife.

Hard to finish up things when they don't tell you what's keeping you here. What is it? My new soulmate's close. Don't get too excited. It doesn't matter how close they are. You can't leave the house. But you're not considering the part where they might come here. They might find me.

And then what? You know you can't be together. I know. But at least I'd get to meet them. Sweetie, we need to focus on moving on past the in-between, and you being hung up on some soulmate isn't helping. I'm sorry for how I acted earlier. Me too.

But you have to understand it could put us in danger if someone finds out we're ghosts. Yeah, you're right. My soulmate's coming. What do you mean? They're less than a mile away. I told you they were going to find me. This is really bad. We need to hide.

Hide? Yes. Now get in the painting. You're sure of your soulmates in here? That's what it says. It's here. This place is probably haunted, dude. Let's get out of here.

Yeah, I don't see anyone. Wait! Jessica, no, they're Ghostbusters. Who vacuumed up my mother! Are you okay? Just a little smushed. How are you? I'll be better when we find a way out of here.

Where did you get that? Aunt Sabrina sent me a bag full of finger gummies and eyeballs. Do not eat that, Jessica. Those are not gummies. Sure, she sent me real severed fingers. She might have your aunt's a witch. Just because you two don't get along doesn't mean she'd try and feed me real body parts. I wouldn't put anything past her. Now give me the bag.

Sorry, Mom, but you need a better hiding spot. What does that mean? Ew, Sebastian, why are you letting her pick your nose? Who? Her! Jess, there's no one picking my nose. my nose. Wait, you don't see that girl right there? Do you? He can't see dead people, Pumpkin. Just you can't. Hello! Do you see something? Uh, no. Carry on. Stop it.

So you died in the 20s? Jess? Who are you talking to? Margaret. My great, great grandma's best friend. Please tell me you're joking. No. Since when? Since today, well my aunt gave me these body part gummies that give me special abilities. Do you want one? No way. It was like a little too real to be gummies. Well, you're lost because that ghost leprechaun dancing down your head has sick dance moves. Get off my head! Get off! You can't touch them, Billie Jean. They're translucent. Haven't you ever seen Caspar the Ghost?

Would you like to play Finish the Saying for a Treat? Yeah? But if you lose, you get tricked. That's fine. Trick or treat? Smell my feet! Yes! The treat is money?

I thought it was gonna be candy. candy. This is way cooler. Enter if you dare. Keep these sayings coming. Billy Jean, why are you covering up your face? I got the Halloween saying wrong. I got tricked. What was your trick? They shaved my eyebrows. See? Oh, my Lanta. Are you playing the game too? Yeah, but luckily I've guessed them all correctly so far. Well, be careful because being tricked sucks. Boil, boil, toilin. Trouble? I'm getting so much money!

Whoa, Becky, is that the new flying Tesla? Double duh. The treats in this game are giving. You bought that with your treat money? That's literally what I just said. If Becky got enough money to buy a flying Tesla, that means I could collect a lot of money too. I have to keep playing.

In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year. When what? This sounds like it's some kind of quote from a movie, but... What movie? It's definitely from a popular movie. Maybe scream? In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year... When you take candy from strangers?

Oh no. Please don't be a bad trick. Please don't be a bad trick. Lose half your money? No, now I have to start all the way over. When there's something strange in the neighborhood, who are you gonna call? Ghostbusters. At least I got that one right.

Jess, is everything okay? No, I got tricked and I lost half my treat money. Girl, I'm telling you, the game is not worth it. It is if you get the questions right. And how's that going for you so far? Just because you can't see it doesn't mean you can't. I don't know! I wonder what the zombie does.

Feel weird. It's payback time. Did you just pepper spray me? Yeah. Why aren't your eyes burning? Even mine are burning from being downwind. I don't know. I guess I'm immune.

Well, then take this. Becky. Get the taser off my arm. Is this thing not working? Nope. Test it out on yourself. Screw you, Jess, you painless freak! I couldn't have picked a better time to eat that zombie.

Jess! Oops! Sorry, I stepped on your toe. Don't worry about it. I can't feel pain right now. Really? Can I test it out? Go for it. Hit me as hard as you can.

Ow! Oh my gosh, I am so sorry. I punched you as hard as I could! I'm just kidding. I didn't feel a thing. You got me! Jessica! Why is Becky driving a bulldozer screaming your name?

I'm guessing she wants to figure out if I can feel that. Are you going to let her? Absolutely not. I might not be able to feel pain, but I could get squashed. Run, run! Hey, watch where you're going. Get your hand off, me, new kid. Don't go to the party tonight.

I'm sorry, are you my mother? Freak. Class, I am assigning you a 13 million word essay that is going to be due tomorrow. The instructions are going around now. Pst, here. This paper's. going to be the death of me. Don't be ridiculous. River rafting is going to be the death of you.

Huh? Excuse me, miss. Are you, Jessica? That depends who's asking. Yeah, that's her. She's the one that threatened Danny to not go to the party and now he's dead. Threatened? No, warned, yes. You're coming with us.

Hey! No, I'm not getting in that car. You don't have a choice. I'm not getting in that car! Anyone that gets in that car is not coming out! That's a strong accusation, young lady. Are you threatening an officer? officer? Threatening? No. Warning? Yes! Just turn the car on before you get in, Billy. What do you

have to lose? Wait, where'd the kid go? I'm gonna have to find a new school again. Dana, I got this thing above my head. It says stay or die again. Yeah, I did too. You did? Everyone did. The government's trying to control the amount of monsters walking around. Oh, please, people have to know by now that most of us walking around are already dead. They don't. Next, you're gonna tell me people don't actually think monsters. live under their bed. Right? Can you say dumb? Can you say denial?

Anyways, I'm voting for you to stay, Dana. Aw, thanks, Julie. Now vote for me. Oh, right, sorry. There you go. Thanks. Hey, Clifford, my big pal, my buddy boy, and I. Clip, Clif. What do you want, Julie?

I'm voting for you to stay. Oh, cool. I'm not voting the same for you though. I never liked you anyways. Hey, Roger, what do you think about just voting for everyone to stay? That way we send no one back to the grave. Yeah, that's a really good idea. There, I voted for you to stay.

There, you can die again. What? Albert, you know you make the best eyeball spaghetti, right? That's why I named it Albert's best eyeball spaghetti. Oh, well, I'm voting for you to stay. Thank you, but I'm not doing the same for you. What? Why? Because you never tip me.

It's self-serve, Albert. Well, you can think about that in your grave, Julie. Julie, is everything okay? Demi, could you vote for me to stay? No. What? I can't risk you coming first in the monster pageant again. Well, I'm voting for you to die again.

Gur. Dana? What? Things are bad, bad. What do you mean? Like, I might die again. Oh, Julie. Are you out here?

Oh, no. It's my stepmom. She's definitely going to vote for me to die again. I have to get out of here. There you are. Candy court. Erica! You weren't hiding from me, were you?

Stepmom, please. I would really like to stay. Of course. I'm gonna vote for you and your friend to stay. Wait, really? Yes, I wouldn't vote for you to die again. Thank you. Besides, I already know you won't get enough votes to stay anyways. Okay, I just need to get some more stay votes. I could do this.

Billy, my boy. Who's the best babysitter? Definitely you. There. Johnny, remember that one time, you did that one thing, and I didn't tell. I'll vote for you to stay, Julie. Julie. Thank you. Okay. I'm getting so close. Dad, could you vote for me to stay? Not this time, sweetie. Sweetie. What? Why would you do that? Because your stepmom threatened me if I didn't. But I know you'll get enough to stay jewels. Don't worry. Dad, you don't understand. You were my last

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There's no way I'm going to complete with the fastest. Regina already kissed someone. You could kill Regina. And do what? Push her in front of a bus. Yeah, that would work. You know, it's not a terrible idea. What's up, bro?

Ooh, hot jerk alert. I'm going in. Hey, Chase. Wanna chase me with those lips? Do I want a what? Want to kiss me? Jess, you're playing? Yeah, I am.

This is like charity work if I kiss you then, right? Yeah, you can totally put this on your college application. Okay, then, come here. Ow, what was that for? That was for being a jerk. Alright, one down, two to go. Look out, duck! She tried to kill me!

It's part of the game, it's not that deep. Girls, the games are very dangerous. Neither of you should be playing them. Now back to class, both of you. Hey, Jess, want to get married? Yeah? Great. Tonight? Wait, you already have kiss and kill? Yep, just need Mary. Sorry, I can't marry you.

What? Why? If I marry you, you win the game. I'm trying to win the game. That's a little selfish. Good luck. Now, who to convince to marry me? Ryan! What, Jess? You know all those times you cheated off me in English and I never told? Uh-no, I have no idea what you're talking about. Uh-huh. Well, I'm cashing in my favor. You have to marry me. Wait, are you blackmailing me? No, I'm just encouraging you to have to have. You know, I'm just encouraging you to have to have. You know, I'm just encouraging you to have. help me like I did you. Fine, I'll meet you at the courthouse after school. All right, see you there, hubby. Don't call me that. You may now kiss the bride, or we could high-five. Yeah, high-five. Hey, thanks for helping me. I'll see you next week for a divorce. You got it. I hope you win Jess. Girl, you're in the top 10% of the game ranking. I know, I'm so close to winning this thing. But the thought of killing someone literally makes you want to vomit. But the thought of $1 million

Does make it sound a little better. Who are you going to kill? And when? Are you gonna do it soon? Yeah, but it's time for me to go. I'll tell you later. Is it just me or is that car coming at me suspiciously fast? I think they're trying to rerun me.

Must be their target. I think I lost them. That was an... I killed them! Congratulations, you have won one million dollars. Yay. Aw, no more candy? Heck, no candy?

Hey, you need to refill your candy, losers. Ha ha ha. What? No more candy. Well, I guess I'm taking this. What? No more candy. Guess I'll leave them a treat. Honey, the neighbor's dog pooped on our front porch again. Check the cameras!

Alright, um, oh honey, that is not from my dog. And we... I've never dodged that before. That was terrifying. Sweetie, I made you breakfast. Thanks! Mom, what is this? It smells rotten. Raspberry pancakes, your favorite. I'm actually not hungry. I'll see you after school. Have a good day!

What is going on today? Billy Jean, you'll never believe it. I dodged death twice today. Wait, what? How? You're the most careful person I know. It was the weirdest thing. First, my crinling iron caught on fire. Then my mom tried to feed me expired pancakes that probably had to have. that probably had salmon in them. I know you're freaked out, but to be honest, it's really impressive that you've made it this far

without dodging death before. What's your count up to? 6,570. I dodged death once a day, but that's because I live next to an unconvicted serial killer. Your life is so strange. Look out! Sorry, I didn't see you there.

I'm telling you, babe, something is up. I go 18 years without dodging death, and now I've dodged it three times in the past eight hours? So, you're having a bad day. I'm sure you'll be back. in your group tomorrow. Sweetie, don't forget to take your vitamins. Please don't be a repeat of yesterday.

Is this stoplight not working? No, so just cross when no cars are coming. Whoa, what happened to you? I got hit by a car. You what? Well, technically just a side me or hit me but right in my eye. That is so unlucky.

Babe, this isn't a coincidence. Something's changed and I've had terrible luck all of a sudden. You know what I like about you? Is that you're not dramatic like other girls? girls. But right now, you're being dramatic. I don't think I am. I've dodged death a lot lately. Why don't we just relax a little and go to make-out peak tonight? It'll be fun. I can't. I have a lot of homework. Fine. I'll see you later. Billy Jean, I have to break up with Pete. Why? You're like obsessed with him? Something in my life is giving me bad luck and I think it's him. You

think it's Pete? I refused to hang out with him tonight and my dodged death count went up. That's a sign. That he was going to kill you? No, that we shouldn't be together. The universe is trying to tell me that he's not the one. Or they're trying to tell you that he wants to kill you. He's not a serial killer, Billy Jean. He's not your neighbor. I have to find Pete. Have you seen Pete?

No, sorry. You broke up with me over text? I didn't have a choice. I've been looking for you all day, and I need to stop facing death. You think I'm responsible for your Dodge death count being so high. No. Yes, I think it's a sign that we shouldn't be together. We'll all give you a sense.

Please don't kill me. What? I'm not gonna kill you. I was just gonna give you the middle finger, but now you made it weird. Bye Pete. How did it go breaking up with Pete? Not well. I'm sorry. I know how much you liked him. Hopefully things could just go back to normal now and my count will stop going up. Literally how? Did I have like 500 heart attacks last night? Sweetie, are you okay? You don't look well. I'm not well. I went 18 years without dodging death once and in the last two. days, I've dodged it hundreds of times. Something is very wrong in my life and I've misread all of the signs. How about you stay home from school today? I think you need the rest.

Thanks, Mom. My count didn't go up when I decided to stay home from school. That means school's safe. Mom, I changed my mind. I actually am going to go to school today. Are you sure? Yeah. Oh my gosh. It wasn't Pete who was bad for me. It's my mom. Billy Jean, can I please come live? with you. You can, but sometimes I think you forget that my neighbor's a serial killer. Well, so is my mom. Wait, what? Not really, but I do think she might be trying to kill me. First, Pete, now your mom? No, turns out it wasn't Pete. I misread the signs. So what are you going to do? Pete, I am so sorry. I realized it wasn't you after all. Do you want to get back together? Sorry, Jess, but I'm already dating Becky.

We broke up yesterday. I know, so I really think it's time you move on. It's been like 14 hours. Jess, I'm so sorry, but my mom said no to you living with us. It's okay. Thanks for trying. Guess it's time to go confront my mom. Be safe. Oh, good. You're home. I made you some dinner. Is it poisoned? Poisoned.

Every time I'm in this house, my Dodge Death Count triples. I don't think that's a coincidence. Sweetie, I do not know what is going on with you today, but I can guarantee I'm not trying to hurt you. I don't believe a word you say. I'm going to go live with grandma. At the nursing home. Yes! I knew it!

Hi, Grandma! Sweetheart? What are you doing here? I'm just trying to hide away from death. Well, you didn't come to the right place. Marjorie died today. Pse, Barb, should I cut her head off? Grandma, what's in your hand?

A voodoo doll of the nurse here. My roomy Barb made it. We hate that nurse, so we've been doing all sorts of things to it. Barb accidentally cut its eye open, so we had to repair that, but I stuck a needle through its heart at least five hundred. at least 500 times. That's horrible! Oh, don't worry, sweetie.

Nothing's even happened to Nurse Jackie. In fact, she's happier than ever, unfortunately. Grandma, this isn't a voodoo doll of Nurse Jackie. This is a voodoo doll of me. Don't be ridiculous. That looks nothing like you. Barb, do you think that looks like her? No.

See? It's Nurse Jackie. I'm keeping this. You want to give Nurse Jackie a good beating too? That's my granddaughter. You're back? How was staying with grandma? Eye opening. Grandma had this.

A voodoo doll of you? She thought it looked like Nurse Jackie, who apparently she hates. Your grandma's blinder than a bat. Sweetie, I'm so sorry that happened to you. I'm just glad it's in my hands now. Time for you to go where no one will find you. Lucy, come on. We're going to be late.

Hang on, Mom. I see something. Aw, we're going to be best friend. Do you know what age you'll meet your soulmate, sweetie? No, she hasn't gotten her age yet. Yeah, I have. You have? Yeah.

It says 206. Say it again? Do you mean 26? 206. She's still learning her numbers. I'm sure it says 26. No. It says 206.

Not 26. Shh. Come on, sweetie. Mommy, why did you say I don't know my numbers when I do? We can't tell people what age your question. going to meet your soulmate. You mean we have to lie? But you always say lying's a bad thing.

It is, unless it keeps it safe. You see, most people don't live to 206, so that might make them scared of us. Scared of us? What are we? Jess, did you get your clan? Did your claws come in? No.

But I'm sharpening them, so they're extra scary when they do. We're going to be the baddest werewolves on the block. The wizards don't stand a chance against us. Girls, get to class. Now. What's under her claw today? No idea. As many of you know, the wizards have been killing

werewolves at an alarming rate. We are having an emergency meeting for werewolves only. Anyone that hasn't received their clan must go home immediately. Go home. Why? There is still a possibility you become a wizard. We don't want our secrets leaked. My entire family are werewolves, and I'm going to be a werewolf any day.

Can I stay? I'm sorry, Jess. There are no exceptions. Headmaster's orders. I'll see you later. This is ridiculous. I'm going to be a werewolf any day, now. Maybe I could just pretend for a little bit. Which is why... Professor, my clan came in. Can I stay?

You know if you're impersonating a clan, it's a death sentence. You'd be killed immediately. Then it's a good thing I'm not impersonating. I'm a werewolf. Then you can stay. Congratulations. I can't believe you're a werewolf. Your claws look funny, though. Yeah, I'm sure it'll look better once they grow. Girls, please, pay attention. The wizards are extremely powerful creatures. However, So are we. Here are a few things that you need to know about the Wizards. But you shouldn't get too close. Hey, are you okay?

Yeah, I just, I got a migraine all of a sudden. We will attack the Wizards first thing tonight. Remember, they are not our friends. There are enemies. Werewolves on three. One, two. Werewolves. Hey, I'll catch you later, okay?

How can this be? My entire family are werewolves. If anyone finds out, I'm dead. There, that's better. Sweetie, what happened? Is your head okay? Oh, I just accidentally ran into a skeleton at school. Clemsy me. Oh my goodness! You got your clan! Look at you! You're a werewolf! Right! I'm a werewolf! And I'm gonna go help fight off the wizards tonight! I am so proud of you, but you shouldn't be fighting already. You're not trained.

We're not really fighting, just lighting some fireworks off at the wizards so they stay off our territory. We're not even supposed to get close. We'll be safe tonight, okay? My little werewolves growing up. Hello? Hey, go fight some wizards. Coming. Please, please, please, please stay. Have you ever seen a wizard before? Once, but I was a baby, so I don't really remember. I've never seen one. Come on.

What are you doing? Professor said we're supposed to light the fireworks off from here. We're not supposed to get closer. We're not trained to fight them. I'm not going to fight them. I just want to see what they look like. They look like us, just less hairy. Come back. No, but you don't have to come if you're a scaredy wolf. They look boring.

See, I told you, they look just like us. Now, come on. What are you doing? Lighting off the firework. You can't do that here. It's too close. They can see us. Oh, please.

They can't see us. Stop! You stop. Well, well, well, if it isn't two werewolves caught lighting themselves on fire. Let me guess. That little explosion was for us. Yes, it was. So stay away from us.

We're going. We didn't mean any harm. Not so fast. I sense something. It's probably revenge if you don't stop killing our kind. No, it's not that. You. You're not a werewolf.

Yes, I am. Look at my hands. Those are fake. I bet I could just... You're not a werewolf? I knew you smelt funny. You can't tell anyone. They'll kill me. As they should. You're a traitor. What were you going to do? Go behind our backs and tell them our plan? You were going to betray us.

No. When I first started pretending, it was before I got my clan. I really thought I was going to be a werewolf. I don't believe anything that comes out of your mouth. I have to go tell the others. Wanda, wait! Why are you following me? I have nowhere else to go. You completely exposed me back there.

Don't blame me. You shouldn't lie about your clan. It's a felony. I'm aware. Freeze in place so you no longer chase. Hey! What was that for? Hey!

What was that for? You can't be in our kingdom. I know where your loyalty lies and it's not with us. So you're just going to leave me here so the werewolves can come back and kill me? Not my problem. You should have thought about that before you impersonated a clon.

You're a jerk! I'm tired of standing still, released me before I turn ill. So much for being a wizard. I can't even do magic. Be alarmed. I mean no harm. Who are you?

I'm Wendy the witch. But you can call me Wendy. Any chance you can unfreeze me, Wendy? I could, but it would be no good. Then leave me alone if you're not going to help me. I do want to help you, but letting you go won't do anything. Neither clan wants you. You're an out-guessed. I'm aware. Thank you.

But if I switch you into a werewolf, they might want you back. You could do that? You could change me into a real werewolf. Yes. Drink the blood of a witch to switch. Did you say blood? Did you say drink the blood? Yes, drink this. No way. That's disgusting. Suit to yourself.

But they're coming to get you. I last saw her over here somewhere. Everyone, she couldn't have gone far. Give me that. Mom, I'm alive? Oh, sweetie, you're awake. What happened to you out there? The doctor checked you out and said there are no signs of you being a werewolf or a wizard.

I drank the blood of a witch to switch. You did? I'm going to be a werewolf soon. Oh, thank goodness. They were wanting to kill you. You know better than to impersonate a clan. I know. I wasn't thinking.

I'll tell the officials what you did. I'm sure they will give you grace knowing that you're one of us now. Get some rest. Yes, I'm right where I'm supposed to be. That's going to be hard. One million dollars take it or double it and give it to the next monster? Hmm. You're right. Monsters don't need money. And if we do, we take it anyways. 200 fingernails? Take it or double it and give it to the next monster? Take.

How did you get all those fingernails? The game? It's like human Christmas. There's even some toenails in here. Lucky. All I've gotten so far are these eyeballs, and they don't even look fresh. Definitely not fresh. I really hope I get a good option soon. Oh my monster! I got another one.

One bottle of poison? Take it or double it? Take. I love a good death. Delicious. That's weird. What's weird? I didn't get that burning sensation you normally get from poison.

And my eyes don't feel like they're about to burst. Let me see that. Uh, Molly? What? You dummy, this doesn't see poison. It says potion! Do you even know how to read? Well, forgive me. My eyes are dead. So is your brain.

Exactly. Well, what does the potion do? I can't tell. It doesn't say. Molly? Are you okay? Are you okay? No. Something's happening inside of me.

And all of a sudden I feel like my heart is about to burst. Burst? Yeah, it's just like expanding and expanding and I feel like... Wait. Is that noise what I think it is? I'm... I'm alive! Well, looks like we found out what the potion does.

This is horrible. All of a sudden I'm not craving eyeballs and fingernails. I'm craving something salty, like a potato. Billy Jean, we have to find it. We have to find poison for me to drink. I need to be dead again. But what if the poison doesn't turn you back into a monster? What if it...

No, don't think like that. We have to. What if the next time you die, you die for good? You don't think that would actually happen if I drank the poison, do you? I think it's a strong possibility. Poison for sale. Come get your poison. I have to try.

I hate this warm feeling going through my body. One poison, please. Whoa, Molly, you sound different and smell different. No time to talk. Just give me the poison. Still, just as bossy, though. Here you go. Okay, poison.

Make me monster dead. Not dead dead. Molly, wait. What if this is your way of getting a second chance? Think about it. When was the last time you were alive? Three thousand years ago? Exactly.

Life's different now. Girls can go to school and learn how to read. I can read, but I don't know how to talk to humans. Just think about it. Please. Fine. I'll try being a human. But if it's anything less than pure and utter

torture? I'm drinking the poison. Molly, come out. I can't believe I let you talk me into going to human school. You'll do great. We found the perfect outfit for you to blend in. No one will even know what's your first day in the human world in 3,000 years. My skin hasn't even turned back to normal. They're gonna know. Forget about how pale you are. Now let's see you smile. Huh. Never mind. Don't smile. I can't go. Even though I have a beating heart now, I'm still a monster. Your skin might be dead, Your heart's alive. You're human. Molly, you can do this. And whenever you don't know what to say, just say your mom. Humans say that all the time. Thanks, Billy Jean. There's no way I would blend in without you. 2,000 bugs take it or double? This is perfect timing. I can make friends by giving them bugs.

What is she wearing? Why is no one dressed like me? Yo, Halloween's next week, freak. Your mom's next week, freak. What did you just say? I said, your mom. Keep my mom out of your mouth. You keep your mom out of my mouth. New Kid, I'm gonna make your life hell. We're starting to become friends, aren't we? No. Don't talk to me again. Starting to think Billy Jean knows nothing about humans. Hey New Kid. Why are you wearing that? It's the only clothes I have at the moment. Why? Are you like super poor? Long story. One a buck? I don't think she liked you. Molly, how was your first day in the human world?

People made fun of me all day. No one wears this anymore, Billy Jean. Really? What do they wear? Clothes that show your belly holes and smelly armpits? Oh, gross. Very. Also, saying, your mom, every sentence, is not cool. It got me sent straight to the principal's office.

What? How? The teacher was like, Molly, do you need anything? And I was like, your mom. Sorry, Molly. My advice might be a little outdated. So give me the poison. I'm not going back to human school again. But you could die. Please, just give it one more chance. We'll get you better clothes this time and maybe put some makeup on you so you don't look so pale. Now you'll blend in for sure. Let's see that smile.

Okay, well, we're still working on that. Would you look at that? The new kid got a makeover. Yeah, I was hoping you would too, but you just got uglier. What are you laughing at? All right, class. Today we're going to be playing dodgeball. Break off into your usual teams. Molly, you can be a part of the blue team. Coach, come on. Shouldn't she have to sit out the first round? No, she can play. Just stay out of our way.

So what's the point of the game? You just throw the ball at them? Yeah, you try and hit him with the ball. Intriguing. Ow! Nice, throw. Thanks. Get him, Molly! Coach, coach, I forfeit, I forfeit. I forfeit. All right, the blue team wins. Molly, Molly, Molly! Molly! You're a monster.

How did you know? Huh? It's just a saying. Oh. You're really good. You totally won that game for us. Okay, class, since the Blue team won so quickly, we have time for one more round. Get in position.

Molly, are you okay? I don't feel good. Molly? Molly, we need a AED. That game was intense. What? Why is everyone screaming? Because you're dead.

I am? Would you look at that? I'm dead. But you're alive? Right. That is kind of a funny story. I think she went this way. A hundred ghosts, take it or double it? Lazzang sur-gillet, puissance-moleaned for 15 minutes.

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Molly? You're back? And you're dead? I'm a monster again. The potion must have worn off. I missed you. How was being. human for 48 hours. So boring. But they do have this really fun gate. Here, take this ball,

and now try and hit me with it. Okay? Like that? That is fun. They really need to make better labels. The potion and the poison look way too similar. Not if you can read. I can read. You've memorized certain words in your life, but you've never learned to read. Here, try reading this. Okay, so I can't read, but I was alive 3,000 years ago before they had books. I think they had books back then. Give me the bottles. I'll put pictures on them. The skull is poison.

The witch is potion. Got it. Witch hat poison. No, it's the other way around, you idiot. Wait, so I just drank? Yep. Well, looks like we know what that potion does. Hello?

Hello, Jessica. Hey! Wait, who is this? You know who I am? I'm sure I do, but I didn't. save your number so who are you? An old friend. You were so funny. Hey I don't have plans tonight. Do you want to like grab ice cream or something? Hello? Well don't just stand there come sit down. The butter costume. The costume only works if you wear the other half.

Wait, you didn't hear? Hear what? The school's having students control each other's costume this week. So half the students will get to control and the other half will be controlled. I choose to control you. Can't. I can't choose, it's randomized, but I hope you get me. That's lame. Alert, you are being controlled. Aw, I'm being controlled. Me too.

They better give us good costumes. Costume loading. Oh my gosh, they made me a princess. Lucky, I'm a witch with this sign tape to me. Wait, you're a witch with a bee? Oh! I can't wear this! Error cannot remove costume.

But I'm being bullied. If you would like to report a costume, say costume help. Costume help. Analyzing your costume. No violations found. Whoever got you must really not like you. This has one person's name written all over it. Becky.

What's so funny? Your costume. A witch with a bee, that's that. hilarious. Can you just change it, please? Oh, I'm not controlling you. I'm being controlled too. See, whoever has me made me an elf. But if you're not controlling me then who is? I don't know, but if you find them let me know so I can thank them. This costume should be on you. No offense. Costume loading. Finally!

Am I Barbie? I knew that other costume must have been a fluke. Now this is more like me. Nice costume. Yikes Jess. Zero for two. What do you mean? I'm Barbie. Yeah, weird Barbie. Say what now? Didn't you look in the mirror? No, I just assumed I was like hot disco Barbie. I've been struck my stuff all over the school. I mean, she could be hot if you're into that like messy hair and smelly pits. Sweaty pits were me. I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. Whoever is you Billy Jean must love you. I mean first a princess and now a goddess. I know my costume Rocks. Wait, you know who might know who has you? Who? Gabby. That girl never shuts up, but she always seems to know all the gossip. You're right. Gabby! Hello, Jessica. Let me guess.

You're looking for the hot gossip today. No, actually... Don't worry, you came to the right place. Keep your ears closed and your nostrils open. I think it's the other way around. And don't talk when I'm talking. Hot gossip number one. Sebastian's older brother is in jail for the second time because he was caught moth hunting again. Were he went to jail for that? Yes. It's a very serious crime in California. Now, shh!

Hot gossip number 99. The twins Bridget and Bianca are fighting because Bridget's boyfriend accidentally kissed Bianca. That is juicy. And this isn't gossip, but fun fact, your costume is 50% you. That is so nice because I'm Barbie? No, because you're weird. Wow. Thanks, Gabby.

Look, I actually wanted to know if you know who might be controlling me. I can't believe I'm saying this, but that is really. the one thing I don't know. My ego's kind of hurt. But not that hurt because who's controlling you isn't really considered hot gossip? Like literally no one cares, Jess. What is with the sass, Gabby? Wait, you're not controlling me. Are you? Oh no. I'm controlling Sebastian. That's why it looks like a total 10 right now. I must say, get it good. Stay away from my man. Or I'll put you on the hot gossip call in for being a crush stealing. I don't want him. Trust me. Custom Loading.

Gotta go. A zombie? Now this one's kinda cool. Whoa, Jess, cool costume. Thanks, Brian. Sorry about yours. Hey, being the chocolate chip emoji isn't so bad. There's no chocolate chip emoji.

Really? Then what am I? Your poop, Brian. Your literal doo-do. I like the chocolate chip idea better. Well, if it makes you feel any better, my first costume was a witch with a bee on it. So you were like a honey witch? No, like the letter B. Oh, you were bewit. No. Wait. Maybe.

Billy Jean, I think we got it all wrong. I don't think whoever's controlling me hates me. I mean, think about it. The first costume could be bewitched. Weird Barbie could be a compliment. And this costume totally slaps. Yeah, you're right. Maybe it is someone you're cool with. Maybe it's Sebastian. No, he's being controlled, not controlling.

Costume loading. Am I the Mona Lisa? Actually, Jess, I think your controller does want to embarrass me. Well, consider me embarrassed. Yo, Jess! Why did Mona Lisa plead innocent in court? Why? She was framed!

Sebastian, you were gonna make a great dad someday. You already got the jokes. Thanks! Maybe the store will bring me a baby soon. I hope not. Jessica, I'm going to need you to sit in the back of the class today. No one can see over you. But art doesn't belong in the back. But obnoxious costumes do.

Do. Fine, I'll go to the back. I can't even see back here. It's not so bad. They can't see us either. I've been playing dress to impress all week. Can I play? Sure.

Here you go. Just take it. Just grab it. Never mind. Oh my gosh, is she supposed to be a Jesus painting? I think so. No, I'm the Mona Lisa. Duh.

Mona who? I think that's her name. What a weird girl. Weird girls. Billie Jean, I've absolutely had it with strangers controlling our costumes. I don't know. I think it's kind of fun. People are getting so creative.

You know what? I'm going to go on the announcements and ask whoever has me to come forward. Costume loading. Hold on. Maybe this next one will be better. My hopes are not high. Wait, what are you? I think I'm the granny after the big bad wolf eats her.

That's not very demure. Brian, I see you've upgraded since we last spoke. Yep, upgraded from poop to Snoopy the dog. And you're the big bad wolf? Yeah, how did you get that? Most people haven't been able to. Only because I overheard someone talking about making their controlling that costume. Wait, you overheard someone?

Who? I don't want to say. I don't think we're supposed to find out who's controlling us. We're just supposed to enjoy the fun. But this isn't fun. Someone's making a complete fool of me. You could never look like a fool. Brian, tell me who it was.

I overheard Becky talking to her friends about it. Becky? Becky's not controlling me. not controlling me I already asked her. But maybe her friend is. Maybe, but Jess, I've been wanting to ask me. Sorry, Brian. Gotta go. Christina, are you the one controlling me? Controlling you? No? Oh, cut the act. Brian overheard you talking about turning me into the big bad wolf. Oh yeah. We did, but it's not me controlling you. Okay, then who is? How about I'll tell you if you give me your front row parking spot for a week.

No way. How about three days? No, three hundred and sixty-five days. A.k.a. one week. How about half a week? How many days is that? Three. Deal! The person controlling you is... Becky! You lied. You said you weren't controlling me. It's not me.

Christina already told me it was. That backstabber. I mean, we're not really supposed to tell people who were controlling, so I was just following the rules. Well, then can you follow the rules and give me good costumes? Like, why can't I be Taylor Swift or Glinda? Fine. I have let you suffer enough. I'll call you.

at a truce. Thank you. But I did have one more costume I really wanted to see you in. Becky, what are you doing? No, no, no, no, no. Don't piss that button. Becky. You can be this the rest of the day. You can't just let me be a person riding a flamingo the rest of the day? Why not? Because I can't even fit through a doorway. That's too bad. Bye. No, no, no, Becky. Don't walk away from me. Come back here. Rebecca! Come on, no pictures. There's nothing to be. There's nothing to see here. Just when I thought today couldn't get any worse. Hey, at least it's pink.

Brian, this is embarrassing. Just change your thinking around it. Don't think I look silly. Think I look cool. What you feel on the outside starts on the inside. Okay. I look cool. I look cool. Jess, can you move your back ends taking up the whole lunchroom? See what I have to deal with? Well, I know it might not be the best time, but I've been wanting to ask you a few

wanted to come over and watch scary movies together this weekend. Yeah, that sounds really fun. I'll see if Billy Jean wants to too. Just the two of us. Oh, yeah. I love that. Cool. I'll snap you. Move it, Big Bird.

I should probably go. I'm in a no park zone. Beep, beep, Plymingo coming through. Beep, be. Jess, what are you wearing? Long story. I found out who was controlling me.

It was Fiona. No wonder I was. I had good costume. She's a total girl's girl. Oh, beautiful. Okay, what's gotten into you? Brian asked me out. While you were wearing that? Yeah. No, Jess, that means he has a bird fetish.

No, I mean, yes, he asked me out while I was wearing this, but he said he's been wanting to ask me out all day. Well, I'm happy for you. Oh, and I did figure out who's controlling me. It was Becky. She lied the first time I confronted her. Of course she did. Alert everyone being controlled will now be the key.

be the controllers. This is perfect! You can give Becky good costumes and finally end your rivalry once and for all! Are you mad? This is the perfect opportunity for payback. Jazz, getting payback never ends well for you too. You're right. But when it comes to Becky, it's worth the messiness.

Make Becky a three-headed turtle. Now excuse me while I take off this blamingo.