Jessica Kaylee - *30 Minutes* of Jess and Billie Jean POVS

Episode Date: December 21, 2025

*30 Minutes* of Jess and Billie Jean The most iconic POV duo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Billie Jean? You know, now that I think of it, she is terrifying. Jessica, why aren't you at school? I'm not going today. I'm sick. You don't sound sick? I am. Hachoo! So sick. What is this really about?
Starting point is 00:00:19 There's just someone at school today I really don't want to see. Just stick with Billy Jean. You'll be fine. Don't say her name. Oh no. Is she your fear? Well, good luck with that, because you're still going. Jess, wait. Stay away from me. Wait, am I your fear?
Starting point is 00:00:34 Yes, now get back. But it's my birthday. I don't care. Just stay away. I can't believe she's avoiding her BFF on her birthday. No wonder she doesn't have any friends. I have friends. And I just never realized how scary she is before.
Starting point is 00:00:48 Ooh, that's harsh. Everyone's acting like they've never been scared of a person before. I know Billy Jean will forgive me when I don't have this feeling anymore. Would you rather... Oh no. I don't know, Billy Jean. What if I just don't pick? But you have to pick, or the game picks for you. This is the worst would you rather ever. You could pick me if you want. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:01:12 No, Billy Jean. If you died because of me, I would never forgive myself. But Jess. I'm going to pick me. I'll die tomorrow. Jess, no! How are you doing? I'm okay, I think. It's just really scary knowing that I'm going to die and I don't know how. I can't believe you would die to save me. Remember what I'm going to do without you.
Starting point is 00:01:32 I'm sorry, Billy Jean. Sebastian, can you turn that down? We're having a serious conversation. I just keep dying in the game, and I play better if I have the sound on so I can hear all the zombies. What game are you even playing? Zombies versus zombies, too.
Starting point is 00:01:45 It's basically like you're a zombie and you have to kill all the other zombies. No, no, no, no. Dang, I just died again. Wait, Sebastian, what did you say? You're a zombie and you have to kill all the other zombies? No, after that. I just died again?
Starting point is 00:01:57 Yes, give me that. Dude, what the heck? Yes! I died! Why are you happy about it? Because I died in the game. If this completes my would you rather, I don't have to die in real life. I hope it works.
Starting point is 00:02:12 That was a close one. Yes, I'm all for you expressing yourself through these different outfits, but what is going on with your fashion this week? Move it, belly bane. Wait, Becky, are you a Jess's body? Get out of there or I'll make you get out of there. No, I'm Jess. I'm dumb and I'm blonde. Oh, yep.
Starting point is 00:02:32 That confirms it. Just told me I need to work on my angry shoes, but today I'm letting them all out on you. What the heck? You just pull my hair, you freak. You're the freak. You're inside Jess's body. Billy Jean, principal's office now. We do not pull hair.
Starting point is 00:02:49 Too bad no one's gonna believe you. Principal Franklin, she just pulled my hair. I'm gonna have to press charges. You completely changed your voice. What are you talking about? I always talk like this. Finally, I'm back in my body. And the button is gone.
Starting point is 00:03:07 That means I get to be me. I'm free, I'm free. But I still have quite a lot of damage control to do. Okay, Becky, I don't care if I get suspended. I'm hitting you again until you tell me where Jess is... Relax. It's me. Becky, I know an impression when I hear one.
Starting point is 00:03:24 A piquet! Billy Jean! Ah, I think you broke my nose! Oh, you help me, Billy Jean. Oh my gosh, it is you! I am so, so, so sorry. It's okay. I know you were just trying to protect me.
Starting point is 00:03:37 What happened to you? How did Becky possess you? Some weird thing. I'll explain everything later, but first it was Derek in my body, then it was Anna, and then it was our beloved Becky. Dang, Anna really was telling the truth. Whatever happened to you, I really hope it doesn't happen to me. Well, I hope it never happens to me again. Jess, why did the principal want to see you yesterday? Long story short, Becky's a backstabber.
Starting point is 00:04:01 Man, come on, we have to throw our phones away. No, I just got the new iPhone for her. Halloween. I'm not going to throw it away. Wait, you get gifts on Halloween? Yeah, trick-or-treating. Who was giving out the new iPhones? Mr. Bees is my neighbor, so I always get the good stuff. Well, unless you want to go to jail, you better throw it away. Fine. Do I hear a cell phone? Jess, why do you look extremely guilty? Because it's my phone. What? I saw you throw your phone away. But then I went back for it and put it in my bag. Girl. Silence. We're going to have a bag search.
Starting point is 00:04:42 I heard a phone. Billy Jean, I can't go to jail. I have an idea. Just whatever you do, don't speak. Why? Because when you lie, your voice gets all high pitch. It does not. See?
Starting point is 00:04:52 Miss Honey, can I go to the bathroom? Sure, Billy Jean, but I'll have to check your bag before you go. Fine. I'll be back. Still no phone. On to the back row. Billie Jean, where are you? All right, Jess, you're next.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Just give me your bag. Let's go. Everyone evacuate. I'll have to check your brief. bag as soon as we get back. That's fine. I pulled the alarm. Did it work? For now, but she's still going to search for my phone when I get back. Well, then quick. Give it to me. No, I don't want you to get in trouble. It'll be fine. She already searched my bag. Fine. Hurry. Jessica? Billy Jean. What? Hurry up. Everyone's gone back inside already. That was a close one.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Billy Jean. I'm trying to control Emily, and it's saying air cannot complete. Do you know what that means? It does? Oh no, that's really, really bad. What does it mean? It means she's... Billie Jean! What does it mean? It means she doesn't want to be your sister anymore. But she can't just stop being my sister. That's not how that works? Biologically, no. But in terms of the system, you two would no longer be connected.
Starting point is 00:05:56 I have to talk to her. Emily! Emily, I'm talking to you. I know. I'm ignoring you. What are those papers in your hand? Sister Emancipation. Mom said I can do it. She just signed them. So we're not going to be connected. Did any more? It's for the best. You treated me awful this week.
Starting point is 00:06:12 You were pretty bad to me, too. I know. So now we'll no longer be connected. No longer sisters. Please don't turn in those papers. I want to be your sister. Can't we just have a truce? No, we can't.
Starting point is 00:06:23 It's gone too far. This is what has to happen. If we had a truce, it would just break the next time we're mad at each other, and we'd be back here again. We won't. I promise. We'll have a truce that no matter how mad we are at each other will be kind to each other during national
Starting point is 00:06:38 control your sibling week. That will never work. You two seem all be happy after having a sister emancipation. I didn't turn in the papers. Oh? We have a truce. No more messing with each other. It's about time. Would you like to control your sibling or be controlled? She can control me today. I trust her. Emily controls my hair. Okay. Time to see if she'll follow through. Cute hair, Jess. Thanks. Emily's controlling. me today. She picked good. I really like it. Me too. Whoa, Jess, your hair. I know. Emily picked it out. Isn't it cute? Yeah, I'm just so used to seeing you with long hair. What do you mean? It's just pulled... Here. Emily?
Starting point is 00:07:28 Yes, what are you doing? Relax, Billy Jean. He's not really gonna give me a thousand dollars. Okay, here you go. Holy quackamole. I can't believe you just gave me a thousand dollars. So what's your family secret? Hang on, it's loading. My mom's boyfriend, he's a... Is it what, Jess? What does it say? A murderer. Could you imagine if he tried to murder you?
Starting point is 00:07:54 I just saved your life, Jess. You're welcome. Mom, I need to talk to you. Sweetheart, I want you to meet my boyfriend, Vlad. More like Voldemort. Jessica Cayley, be polite to our guest. Can I talk to you? In private?
Starting point is 00:08:08 Mom, your boyfriend is a vampire. A vampire. There's no such thing. That's what I thought, too, until I paid to find out the family secret, and that's what it told me. Look, I know it can be difficult seeing your mom dating again, but making up these lies, this isn't like you. I'm not lying!
Starting point is 00:08:23 Why don't you try and get to know him first before completely writing him off? Pilly Jean, what do I do? My mom doesn't believe me, and now she's making me have a one-on-one with him in the living room. Say you're sick. You need to be as far away from him as possible. Am I interrupted? Yes, actually. And as much as I was looking forward to this, I need to go lay down, so we'll have to do this another time.
Starting point is 00:08:43 So you know I'm a vampire? Yes, and I'm not scared of you. Then why are you trying to run away? Because I don't know you, and I don't wish to know you. Just stay away from me and my mom. Can't do that. Your mom and I have a deep love for each other, which is why I plan on changing her,
Starting point is 00:09:02 so I can be with her forever. Mom, Mom, get in here! Billy Jean, I need to know how your grandma's backflips are going. Terrible. She broke both her big toes, lass. What's going on? Why is the hallway so quiet today? Hey, get your hands off me. Talking is not allowed.
Starting point is 00:09:21 You're coming with us. Hey, I didn't know. Today sucks. Tell me about it. I hate not talking. Why do they still make us go to school when no one can talk? Great question. Let's ditch.
Starting point is 00:09:36 We can't. Hey, stop. Miss Honey, she's stealing my stuff. You're coming with us. Whoa, what? You're arresting me? She stole something out of my bag. Yeah, but you're the one that talked. You're disobeying the ban. Come on, let's go. So are you. You're talking. We have to to enforce the orders. Come on. I heard the jails are really bad, super overcrowded, and barely any food. I would never want to go there. Ever. Girls, in the back, are you talking? Writing is a form of talking. Both of you, you're going to jail. Come on. If you're going to put writing under that,
Starting point is 00:10:13 rule and you'll have to arrest everyone in here that's texted today. There won't be enough room in jail. Fine. Take this as a warning. That was a close one. Billie Jean, look, I'm a chocolate kiss. Billy Jean, why aren't you wearing a costume? Next up on the runway, Jess! Billy Jean, what happened? I panicked. I couldn't find anything for my gingerbread costume and so I came up with nothing. I'm gonna get killed. I thought you didn't believe that the people eliminated were getting killed. Kilt.
Starting point is 00:10:44 Well, now that I'm about to be killed, I believe it. Overall rating, five stars. Five stars? Wow, Jess. On the runway, we have Billie Jean. Come on, Billy Jean. Overall rating, one star. Status eliminated.
Starting point is 00:11:02 Billy Jean! That's how I roll. Hey, I was just calling to check in. What challenge did you get today? You are so jeanorous. Generes? Generes? What?
Starting point is 00:11:17 Billy Jean. Generes? No, you got dad jokes, didn't you? It might sound cheesy, but it's the greatest. Try to tell as little jokes as possible, okay? He's on his way now. I'm going to meet you there. Wow, Jess.
Starting point is 00:11:34 Oh my God, are you okay? My eyes. What's going on? Oh, yeah, sorry, it's just that I can't see with that fire fit. Oh, thanks. You look great too. Thanks. Jess, this is my sister Annette.
Starting point is 00:11:47 She's going to be driving us to the day. dance tonight. Hey, what do they call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? I don't know, what? Annette! Okay, let's go to the dance. This music is popping! Yeah, for sure. Whoa, look at all the food. Did you want something? Maybe a cookie? Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he had to witch sugar? It was feeling crummy. Wow, Jess, you got all the jokes tonight. I'll be back. P-st. Hey, how's everything going so far? He thinks a funny bone is funnier than
Starting point is 00:12:18 Well, it probably is right now. You don't have good jokes. You have dad jokes, Jess. Maybe try less talking and more dancing. No, you're right. I gotta put in that twerk! Oh, wow, Jess, you got some moves. I thought we'd go put some panic on the dance floor, Danny. Oh yeah, yeah, no, that sounds great. You have to help me. Please, she's missing. Who's missing? My sister, she was here and now she's gone. Please, help me. What does she look like? Natalie, come with us. No. Sorry, Jess. She's out of
Starting point is 00:12:48 control. No, I don't want to come with you. My sister, she's missing. Come on, let's call your parents. Please, help me. I just had the strangest interaction with the new girl. Let me guess. She asked you to help her look for her missing sister. Yes, what was that about? She's convinced her sister is missing and freaks out about it every so often. This is the third school her family's had to transfer her to. So what happened to her sister? Apparently, she never had a sister. Weird. I hope she gets the help she needs. On another note, do you want to come over after school today? Yeah, I'm going for a run at Deep Lake and then I have a ton of homework. Maybe tomorrow?
Starting point is 00:13:26 Hey, have you seen Billy Jean? Who's Billy Jean? Very funny, Becky, my best friend. Jess, you have friends? Whatever. Sebastian, have you seen Billy Jean? She's not responding to my texts. Billy Jean, like the Michael Jackson song, Billy Jean?
Starting point is 00:13:41 I guess, but Billy Jean, she's been in her class since kindergarten? The name doesn't sound familiar. Okay. Is everyone trying to play some prank on me? Because it's not funny. Hey Miss Peppa, I don't think Billy Jean's gonna be in class today. I haven't seen her at school. I'm sorry, Jess, and who's Billy Jean?
Starting point is 00:13:59 I'm not familiar with her. Is she a new student? No. If there's one person who would never forget Billy Jean, it's her own parents. Hello? Jess, is everything all right? Not really. I just wanted to come over and see how Billy Jean was doing. Oh, that's so nice of you.
Starting point is 00:14:16 But you have the wrong house, sweetie. No, I don't. Your daughter! Billie Jean, where is she? Well, we don't have a daughter. Are you okay? Do you want us to call your parents? I don't understand how you don't remember your own daughter. She was just here yesterday.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Honey, why don't you call the police? Yes, exactly. Call the cops and report that there's a missing person! The person you're describing to me no one else seems to have any recollection of. Now, you said you've known this person since childhood. Is it possible there your imaginary friend? Imaginary friend?
Starting point is 00:14:47 No. Your mother says she's never even heard. heard of you speak of Billie Jean before today. That's part of the issue. No one remembers her but me. Mm-hmm. Your school said that you had an encounter with a girl like... Lazzang sur-gillet,
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Starting point is 00:15:26 Depos minimum of $10. Vealier to be in a fashion responsible. The conditions apply. Natalie earlier this week. Have you been hanging out with her a lot lately? Natalie? Wait, the girl who thinks her sister is missing, but she doesn't exist?
Starting point is 00:15:38 I know what you're thinking, and that's not it. Billy Jean exists! Now calm down or we're gonna have to detain you. You know what? I'll find her myself. Maybe not. Maybe Natalie was right. Maybe people are disappearing and we're just the only ones that remember.
Starting point is 00:15:55 Hello? Hi, I'm Jess. I go to school with Natalie. I was hoping maybe I could talk to her. I didn't know Natalie was making friends at her new school. She just went through some therapy right now and she's not quite herself. Well, maybe I could cheer her up. Hi Natalie. I'm Jess. From school? Jess, Jess, Jess, Jess. School, school.
Starting point is 00:16:14 Are you okay? What kind of therapy did your parents do on you? You. Just, just, just, just. Real, real, real. Yes, I'm real. Just like your sister's real. Sister, sister, real.
Starting point is 00:16:27 Do you remember the last time you saw your sister? Anything particular about that day? Sister, Sister, Sister gone. Help, help, help, sister. It's okay, help. What did you do to her? What did I do? What did you do?
Starting point is 00:16:39 She's not speaking coherent sentences. Help, sister, sister. You upset her. Please go. Could I come back tomorrow? You can never come back here. You hear her. Sister!
Starting point is 00:16:49 Sister! Don't worry, Natalie. I'll find your sister. And Billy Jean. Natalie! Oh, hi, Jess. Sorry. My parents said I'm not allowed to talk to you.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Hold on. I believe you that your sister is missing, because the same thing that's happening to you is happening to me with my friend Billy Jean. Really? Yes! She was just here two days ago and now no one can remember her. That's exactly what happened with Katrina. I know your parents don't want us talking, but is there any way we could get together after school?
Starting point is 00:17:18 Maybe there's similarities in our stories and we can figure out where they're they went. I don't know. My parents are really strict. But maybe I could tell them that I have to do some extra tutoring or something after school? Maybe in the parking lot after school. Okay, walk me through the last day you remember with your sister. It was a Saturday. We got iced coffees in the morning, and then we went and got her nails done. After that, I went back home to work on my homework, but she didn't come with me. She never came home. Do you know what she was doing during that time? I think she said she was going to Deep Lake, but we go there all the time. It's nothing out of the normal. Pilly Jean went to Deep Lake the last day before she went missing. Something might be
Starting point is 00:17:51 going on at that lake. We have to go there. No, we definitely can't go there. If we go there and something happens to us, then there's no hope for the missing people. But if we don't go there, we'll never figure out what's going on. There's nothing here. It's just a normal lake. Look, over there, I see something. What is that? Natalie? Natalie? Where'd you go? Give me back my sister, you monsters. Natalie, get back here. You remember your sister? Gerald? How can that be? You were supposed to erase everyone's memories? Oh, I did. It must be some fluke in the system. So you are the ones that took them. Give us back Billy Jean! Gerald, bring me the euthanizer, would you? I want to get rid of these two as quickly as possible. What are you doing here
Starting point is 00:18:41 anyways? Since I'm about to kill you, I'll tell you. We're working on starting a new population on another planet to see if humans can survive. So we've been taking unvolunteered volunteers to see how they do. If they're not volunteering, then they're not volunteers. That's why I said unvolunteered volunteers. So you're kidnapping people. I have a lot of work to do and I'm not going to argue with you two. Tomato, tomato, just give us back my sister.
Starting point is 00:19:07 And Billy Jean. Ooh, I'm sorry, but your sister and Billy Jean aren't even here anymore. Unfortunately, they're already on their way up to Planet X as we speak. You're too late. No, they're not. We haven't sent anyone up yet. They're still in training to make sure their skin doesn't fall off. Uh, Gerald.
Starting point is 00:19:24 Let me do the talking. Like I was saying, you're too late. So they are here. Yep. Gerald, what did I say about letting me talk? Give them back to us or else. Or else what? Or else we'll fight you for them.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Oh, please. I'd break you both in 30 seconds. Gerald, give me the euthanizer. This has gone on long enough. What is that? Why are the police here? I've actually been live streaming this whole time. Good luck explaining your little kidnapping scheme to the police.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Thank you, girls. We'll take it from here. Look, officer, I can explain. Jess! Philly team! I can't believe everyone forgot about me! Excuse you! Not everyone! No, you're right. Thank you. The news was saying those scientists were using radiation transmitters
Starting point is 00:20:10 to kill the memory cells in everyone's brains. I guess since I had so many memories of you, it was taking the long. for me to forget. All these technology advancements are a little terrifying. You're telling me. I'm just glad you're okay. Me too. And then my grandma did a backflip and...
Starting point is 00:20:27 Spit out your gum. Give it to me. I'll throw it away. Hang on. I think I've a pack of gum in my bag. Okay, well hurry! I can't be caught with this. Oh no. What? I gave my pack of gum to Becky this morning.
Starting point is 00:20:37 She says that helps her perform better on tests. Well, hopefully she remembers it's in her bag. Jessica, you're needed in the principal's office. Immediately. What's that about it? I don't know. I don't have any gum on me. Thanks for coming down here. Becky was caught trying to dispose of this earlier. Do you recognize this gum? No. Really? Because she said she got it from you this morning. Oh, right. Well, I did, but I gave it to her way before the 24-hour ban was in place. Right, Becky?
Starting point is 00:21:05 No, she's lying. She hid it in my bag. She's trying to frame me. What? Well, there's only one way to squash this. Yes. Check the cameras. No, someone could have tampered with those tapes. Unlikely. What we need is a staring contest. Is he for real? The first person to blink is guilty. Okay, hold up. Three, two, one. She blinked. No, I winked. With both eyes, I don't think so. Take her to jail. Becky, don't worry, you'll get out when gum is legal again. Jess, back to class.
Starting point is 00:21:34 Jess? Pellie Jean! I am so glad to see you. Were you here yesterday? I don't remember seeing you at all. Long story. Listen, I need your aunt's address, the one who unlocks forgotten memories. Jess, you do know that stuff is hocus pocus, right? It doesn't actually work. It has to work. She's my only hope. Why? Who did you forget? I forgot my little sister. Why did you do that? I don't know. I don't remember anything that has to do with her. But after seeing how heartbroken she was when she found out, I have to fix this or she'll never forgive me. Here's my aunt's address. But honestly, I don't think she's been able to help anyone in the past. Where's the house number? She lives in
Starting point is 00:22:10 the woods. Just go there and call for Hilda. She'll find you. Hey, Jess. Are you headed for gym class? Well, can I walk with you? Why aren't you answering me? Wait, does this have something to do with your challenge? What is it now? This. Oh no.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Alright, class. Who wants to pick our warm up for the day? Jess, what about you? Come on, just pick something. Oh, you really don't want me to decide. Great idea. All right, everyone. We're gonna warm up with the chicken dance. Could this be any more? humiliating? At least everyone's doing it. I'm telling you, my grandma does the splits better than Barbie. Quick, we have to remove our makeup. Here, I have a makeup
Starting point is 00:22:57 wipe. But I really like how I did my makeup today. Just wipe it off before we get caught and send to jail. Really jean, does your face burn? No, why? I don't know, mine just feels really hot. Oh sweet pineapple. What? I think you're having an allergic reaction to the makeup wipe. Good call about rinsing my face off with cold water. I feel much better. Well that's good. Why is your voice high? No reason. Your voice always gets high when something's wrong. It's just, it didn't help the redness.
Starting point is 00:23:23 I look like a tomato. Hello, Jess, Billy Jean. Hello, Principal Franklin. Jess, you're going to have to come with me for wearing makeup today. Oh, no, I'm not wearing any makeup. Oh, so you just expect me to believe that you naturally look like the devil. I don't think so. Come with me. Excuse me! You can't hold me here. I'm not wearing any makeup.
Starting point is 00:23:43 We have an eyewitness saying that she saw you put it on. Who? This girl right here. Becky. She claims she saw you doing this makeup look in the bathroom, and it looks identical to me. Just give me a washcloth, and I'll prove I'm not wearing any. See? Clean as a whistle.
Starting point is 00:24:00 Whoa, you really aren't wearing any makeup. I told you it's just an allergic reaction. Now let me out. Billie Jean, where are you? Home, I ate the school waffles and did not feel good after. Well, you still have to pick a corner, right? What are you going to pick? I can't hear you.
Starting point is 00:24:20 Just text me. Come on, Billie Jean. Jess, you look stressed. Everyone should be. Any of us could die at any moment. Yeah, but fate is out of our control, so just relax. Becky, I think that's the best advice you've ever given me. Ew, don't make this weird.
Starting point is 00:24:36 Later, freak. And back to her usual self. Err! You did not choose in time. No, no, no, no. I could choose. I can be ready to choose. You've been assigned corner to.
Starting point is 00:24:47 But I picked two last time. Please, let me change it. The chooser is picking. I'm so happy we got the egg back. I know you're excited and I don't mean to rain on your parade, but what good is the egg if we can't open it? You're right. We need to see what's in this thing.
Starting point is 00:25:00 How do you feel about fire? Baby Jean, no. Haven't you ever heard Smokey the Bear? Only you can prevent forest fires. Not a forest fire. I'm thinking we blow that sucker up in the science lab. That sounds very dangerous. I'm in.
Starting point is 00:25:16 Eye protection. Check. Blow torch. Check. And golden egg. Check. Are you sure you know how to use a blow torch? I guess we'll find out.
Starting point is 00:25:24 Three, two, one. I heard something explode. Yeah, the egg exploded. What? But it opened. It's empty. It can't be empty. Not after all that trouble we went through to get that thing open.
Starting point is 00:25:41 Look for yourself. There's nothing in here. What if we blew up the prize that was in there? Oh no. You don't think we blew the thing up, do you? Look for fragments of things. Billy Jean. Whoa, your soulmate really knows how to pick them out bits.
Starting point is 00:25:56 Speaking of soulmate, was it Ronald? No, it wasn't him. Are you sure because he seemed nervous and suspicious? He said he was nervous because you wouldn't stop staring at it. He said you weren't even blinking Billy Jean. Hey, I take my detective work very seriously. Well, lucky for us, he did have an idea who it might be. Really? Who? Parker.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Oh! Principal Franklin, could you tell us where we might be able to find Parker? Whatever you two are scheming, keep my kid out of it, please. Us. Scheming. I'm offended. Yeah, it's Parker that might be scheming, and we're going to pound the truth out of him.
Starting point is 00:26:31 Ow! Yeah, I'm definitely not telling you where my kid is if you're going to pound him. Billie Jean, I love the enthusiasm, but next time, don't tell his dad we're going to beat him. I thought he would know I was kidding. You've literally been sent to the office for hitting people before. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:47 I could see why he thought I was serious. Billy Jean, you'll never believe what I have in my hand. Another matching Laboo-boo-boo? That one looks like it's gonna be hard to match since all it's wearing is a Coke can and no pants. What? No, this isn't a matching Laboo-Boo-It's a magic Laboo-I-Boo-I-Boo. I get three wishes. And you brought it to school? You cannot tell anyone about this.
Starting point is 00:27:09 Why not? This is like the coolest thing that's ever happened to me. Exactly. Someone is bound to try and steal it. You already told everyone about it, didn't you? Told? No. but posted about it online? Yeah, I took a selfie with a million dollars that brought me and said, Thanks, Magic Laboooo.
Starting point is 00:27:27 It went viral. Just put it back in your backpack and make sure no one knows it's here. She's totally lying about the Magic Labobo. That briefcase was clearly bad Photoshop. It wasn't Photoshop. It's real. Those Magic Labububoos are extremely rare. There's like five in the world. There's no way you have one. Well, I do.
Starting point is 00:27:45 See? Nothing like I thought. Where's my Labibu? Told you guys. Guys, this isn't funny. It was just in here like 30 minutes ago. Someone must have stolen it. Finally! My last fear!
Starting point is 00:27:59 Losing a loved one to death? How am I supposed to overcome that? Everyone I know is healthy. Hello? Hi, ma'am. I work at the Adams Family Hospital, and we have a patient here in critical condition who listed you as their emergency contact. Who is it? We can explain everything once you're here.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Who is in critical condition? Billy Jean. The only way to overcome this fear is if Billy Jean doesn't make it. I will not let that happen! I'm on my way to the hospital right now, but do whatever you need to do to save her, okay? I can't lose her! Of course, we will do our best man, as we do with any patient. And tell her I'm sorry, okay?
Starting point is 00:28:41 She is my best friend. Can you tell her that? I am sure she knows. No, you need to tell her. Please. I will. We'll see you soon. Where are the game makers? I'm sorry, they can't see you right now. They can only see you once the game is over. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:28:57 They hurt my best friend. That's not how this game is supposed to go. Ma'am, you need to calm down. Don't tell me to calm down. I need to talk to them. You can't, okay? You can leave them a voice memo. A voice memo?
Starting point is 00:29:08 Give me it. Listen here, you murderers. I refuse to let you hurt my best friend, okay? So you're gonna make sure she's all right. I don't care about winning the game. I don't care about the money. All I care about is her. Send that to them.
Starting point is 00:29:26 Have you heard anything back yet? No, ma'am. I'm sorry to hear about your best friend, though. I lost my best friend a while back, and it was the hardest thing I've ever been through. How did you get through it? It's still a work in progress, but you remember they're still with you,
Starting point is 00:29:38 even if they're not here physically, and you make plans for the future, things to look forward to, because they want to see you experiencing your best life. Just because they're not here physically doesn't mean they aren't cheering you on from above. Billie do you really want me to win the game? Oh my gosh, you won!
Starting point is 00:29:58 Where are you going? The hospital! That means she died! Where is she? I need to see her. We can't let you in there. This upset. I don't care. I have to say goodbye! If she sees you in this amount of stress, it'll spike her blood pressure. She needs to be relaxed.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Relaxed. Wait, is she... Is she alive? Yes, her surgery was a success. Billie Jean? Please tell me you won. I won. What happened to you?
Starting point is 00:30:24 I fell and hit my head and had some brain swelling. But I'm okay now. I am so happy to hear that. What was your last fear? Losing you. You could never lose me. I'll be with you even if it is just to haunt you. That's what I realized too.
Starting point is 00:30:42 Best friends. Forever.

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