Jessica Kaylee - 7 Days of Spooky Curses

Episode Date: September 20, 2025

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Welcome to the Halloween Curse Week. There are seven days left until Halloween, and each day you will receive one spooky curse. Follow the curse or suffer the consequences. A spooky curse? Suffer the consequences? Uh... Are you ready for your first curse? No, not really.

Too bad. Your first curse is... You cannot eat anything except Halloween candy today. S... Billy Jean. Do you have any Halloween candy? No, I already ate it all. Why?

Because I'm starving. and I can only eat Halloween candy today for my course week. I know Miss Peppa has a huge bagger closet, but we're not supposed to have it until our Halloween party. Too bad. I am so hungry. Distract her while I grab some. I'm on it. Um, Miss Peppa?

Miss Peppa, what's that thing outside the window? What? Billie Jean, what are you looking at? There was like a super weird thing out there. It was like a flying brown thing. Like, a bird? No, it definitely isn't a bird. It was...

It was a bird. My bad. Belly Jean, please, no more interruptions. Oh, my stomach really hurts from eating all that candy. Wait, was that gas you? I thought one of the boys' crop dusted us. Nope. It was me. Okay, what's it gonna be today?

Your next spooky curse is... You must wear your Halloween costume all day long. Oh, nice, I know just what I want to wear. We pick for you. Jess, what are you wearing? I have to wear this all day for my curse, because if I don't, I have to suffer a spooky consequence. Whatever, you look like a highlighter. Jessica?

Hi, Principal Franklin. What are you wearing? It's my... You know Halloween costumes are only allowed on Halloween. As per the school dress code policy and rollerblades are never allowed. You have to take that off immediately or you will receive detention. But I can't take it off because... I'm not going to go.

going to ask you again. This is your only warning. Take it off. Jess, no, you can't take it off. You'll get a spooky consequence now. My only other option was detention. You have failed. Get ready for your consequence. What is my spooky consequence going to be? Please don't be anything bad. Your consequences. You will be haunted by an old relative. Hello, Jessica. Great Aunt Eloise, you're the one haunted.

one haunting me. Oh, I know. I'm such a burden. Nobody has ever happy to see me. I guess I'll go sit to the corner and you can pretend that I don't even exist. No, I just meant I was surprised to see you, that's all. Whatever. I think I made Eloise mad. She's just glaring at me in the corner. That sounds creepy. It is. I can hear you. And tell your friend her eyebrows are filled in way too much and that's the real horror. I am not saying that. Saying what? Nothing. Think. Jess, here comes Jonathan. Say hi.

Say hi. Say hi. Hey, Jonathan. Oh, this is cringy to watch. Oh, hey, Jessica. What's up? Yes, what's up? Not much.

Not much. Would you stop mimicking me? I wasn't. Not you. Then who? I wouldn't tell him about me. Saying you're haunted by your great aunt normally gets you straight to the psych ward. Um, Billy Jean.

She was just being silly behind you. Gotta go. Nice. Cover up. I liked it better when you were glared at me in the corner. You can only speak in ghost. Lasagne sur-goled, puissance-molyne, for 15 minutes.

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You have to speak in ghosts for the whole day? Oh, yes. But what about our presentation in English class? How are you going to be able to present? Oh, yeah, I don't know what you're saying

and I don't know your parts for the presentation, so we're going to fail. Oh, yeah, oh, oui, oui, put this in my ear, okay? Oh, yeah, wow, wow, whoa, this translates what you say? I can understand you perfectly. And so after Romeo,

goes into the tomb and sees Juliet. He's super sad because he thinks she's dead. And then he... Uh, sorry, this one's Jessica's slide. Just, we don't know what you're saying. I could translate. So Romeo drinks the poison and then after that, uh... Juliet wakes up and sees that Romeo's dead and now she's super sad.

Hey, Jess, do you think you could teach me how to speak ghost? I have always wanted to communicate with the dead. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Before the day is... You must scare five people before 12 p.m. Good morning, Mom! Buh! Jess, you scared me!

Great. Thanks, Mom. Um, you're welcome. Hey, sis, can you pass me the orange juice? Sure. Ah! Jess, you made me spill my orange juice. Sorry, Jerika, but I had to. Billy Jean, close your eyes real quick.

Uh, okay. Now open them. Ah! Why are you being so scary? Why did you hit me? You startled me. It's a natural reflex. Well, you know, the

The blood might help me scare more people, so thanks. You're welcome? But I better hurry because I only have one hour left to scare two more people. Hey Sebastian! Boom! I think I just soiled myself. Ew. Then don't scare people.

Billie Jean, I need to scare one more person. I'm running out of time. Oh, Becky's about to walk by. Scare her. Boom! Ah, what are you even doing, you freak? Oh, uh... It is now 12 p.m.

You only scared four people. people. Oh no. Your new consequences. You will now grow a witch's nose. Oh no! Ew, what's on your face? It's my consequence, Becky, because you wouldn't let me scare you, so now I look like this!

You don't look different to me. Thanks, Sebastian. You must walk like a zombie all day. These curses just keep getting better and better. Jess, how do you expect to survive Dodgeball in PE class while you're like that? I don't. Whoa, that almost got you. And that one did get you.

I cannot wait for today to be over. Who said, who said you're not perfect? You can only speak in knock-knock jokes. Knock-knock. Who's there? An angry Jess. Knock-knock. Who's there?

Guess who? Guess who has to speak in knock-knock jokes today because of their curse. Really? It's better than walking like a zombie, though. Yo, Jess. Jonathan. Knock-knock. Who's there?

Interrupting cow. Interrupting. Move! Oh, that's funny. Hey, by the way, are you going to Becky's Halloween party this weekend? I'd love to see you there. Knock-knock. What?

Knock-knock. I'm confused. Yes. Sorry, I'll be there. She didn't technically invite me, but I'm definitely going to be there. Oh, okay, cool. I look forward to it. You failed your curse.

Here is your consequence for the rest of the day. You will be turned into a mummy. I look like a discount mummy, but I'll take it if it means saving my love life. Relax, it's just me. This is my consequence and I would prefer not to draw attention to it. Too late. My final curse day. Your final curse. Every time you are asked to question, you must respond with a blood-curdling scream.

blood curdling scream. Hopefully I could avoid all questions today. Hey Jess, what do you think about- No, no, no, no, no. Don't ask me any questions. Why not? Yikes! Why not? Jessica, can you tell me what the square root of 144 is?

Sorry, I'm just really excited about math. The answer is 12. Um, yes, you're right. That was embarrassing. Hey, sis, is it true your curse today is to scream any time someone asks you a question? Ah! Yes.

Jerica and the day is almost over so could you please not ask me any more questions? Wait, do you not want me to ask you any more questions? Are you sure? Are you really sure? Ah! Congratulations, you have successfully completed the last curse. I thought you were finished with the curse. That one was just for fun.