Jessica Kaylee - A Stranger Controls My Costume

Episode Date: October 13, 2025

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Via Rai. The voice that we're going to work if you wear the other half. Wait, you didn't hear? Here what? The school's having students control each other's costume

this week. So half the students will get to control and the other half will be controlled. I choose to go You can't choose. It's randomized, but I hope you get me. That's lame. Alert, you are being controlled. Aw, I'm being controlled. Me too. They better give us good costumes. Costume loading.

Oh my gosh, they made me a princess. Lucky, I'm a witch with this sign tape to me. Wait, you're a witch with a bee? Oh. I can't wear this. Error cannot remove costume. But I'm being bullied. If you would like to report a costume, say costume help.

Costume help. Analyzing your costume. No violations found. Whoever got you must really not like you. This has one person's name written all over it. Becky. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What's so funny?

Your costume. A witch with a bee that. The B, that's hilarious. Can you just change it, please? Oh, I'm not controlling you. I'm being controlled too. See, whoever has me made me an elf. But if you're not controlling me, then who is? I don't know.

But if you find them, let me know so I can thank them. This costume should be on you. No offense. Custom loading. Finally! Am I Barbie? I knew that other costume must have been a fluke. Now this is more like me.

Nice costume. Yikes Jess, zero for two. What do you mean? I'm Barbie. Yeah, weird Barbie. Say what now? Didn't you look in the mirror? No, I just assumed I was like hot disco Barbie. I've been struck my stuff all over the school! I mean, she could be hot if you're into that like messy hair and smelly pits. Sweaty pits were me. I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. Whoever is you, Billy Jean, must love you. I mean, first a princess and now a goddess. I know.

costume rocks. Wait, you know who might know who has you? Who? Gabby. That girl never shuts up, but she always seems to know all the gossip. You're right. Gabby! Hello, Jessica. Let me guess. You're looking for the hot gossip of the day. No, actually... Don't worry, you came to the right place. Keep your ears closed and your nostrils open. I think it's the other way around. And don't talk when I'm talking. Hot gossip number one. Sebastian's older brother is in jail for the second time because he was caught moth hunting again. He went to jail for that?

Yes. It's a very serious crime in California. Now, shh, hot gossip number 99. The twins Bridget and Bianca are fighting because Bridget's boyfriend actually kissed Bianca. That is juicy. And this isn't gossip, but fun fact, your costume is 50% you.

That is so nice, because I'm Barbie? No, because you're weird. Wow. Thanks, Gabby. Look, I actually wanted to know if you know who might be controlling me. I can't believe I'm saying this, but that is the one thing

I don't know. My ego's kind of hurt. But not that hurt, because who's controlling you isn't really considered hot gossip? Like, literally no one cares, Jess. What is with the sass, Gabby? Wait, you're not controlling me. Are you? Oh, no. I'm controlling Sebastian. That's why it looks like a total 10 right now. I must say, get it good. Stay away from my man. Or I'll put you on the hot gossip call in for being a crush stealing. I don't want him. Trust me. Custom loading. Got to go. Now this one's kinda cool. Whoa, Jess, cool costume. Thanks, Brian. Sorry about yours. Hey, being the chocolate chip emoji isn't so bad. There's no chocolate chip emoji.

Really? Then what am I? Your poop, Brian. Your literal doo-do. I like the chocolate chip idea better. Well, if it makes you feel any better, my first costume was a witch with a bee on it. So you were like a honey witch?

No, like the letter B. Oh, you were bewitched. No. Wait, may be. Billy Jean, I think we got it all wrong. I don't think whoever's controlling me hates me. I mean, think about it. The first costume could be bewitched.

Weird Barbie could be a compliment. And this costume totally slaps. Yeah, you're right. Maybe it is someone you're cool with. Maybe it's Sebastian. No, he's being controlled, not controlling. Costume loading. Am I the Mona Lisa?

Actually, Jess, I think your controller does want to embarrass you. you. Well, consider me embarrassed. Yo, Jess! Why did Mona Lisa plead innocent in court? Why? She was framed! Sebastian, you were gonna make a great dad someday. You already got the jokes. Thanks! Maybe the stork will bring me a baby soon. I hope not.

Jessica, I'm going to need you to sit in the back of the class today. No one can see over you. But art doesn't belong in the back. But obnoxious costumes do. Fine, I'll go to the back. I can't even see back here. It's not so bad. They can't see us either. I've been playing dress to impress all week.

Can I play? Sure. Here you go. Just take it. Just grab it. No, my mind. Oh my gosh. Is she supposed to be a Jesus painting? I think so. No, I'm the Mona Lisa. Duh.

Mona who? I think that's her name. What a weird girl. Billy Jean. I've absolutely. I've absolutely had it with strangers controlling our costumes. I don't know. I think it's kind of fun. People are getting so creative. You know what? I'm gonna go on the announcements and ask whoever has me to come forward. Costume loading. Hold on. Maybe this next one will be better. My hopes are not high.

Wait, what are you? I think I'm the granny after the big bad wolf eats her. That's not very demure. Brian, I see you've upgraded since we last spoke. Yep, upgraded from poop to snoo. You be the dog and you're the big bad wolf? Yeah, how did you get that? Most people haven't been able to. Only because I overheard someone talking about making their controlling that costume. Wait, you overheard someone?

Who? I don't want to say. I don't think we're supposed to find out who's controlling us. We're just supposed to enjoy the fun. But this isn't fun. Someone's making a complete fool of me. You could never look like a fool. Brian, tell me who it was.

I overheard Becky talking to her friends about it. Becky? Becky's not controlling me. I already asked her. But maybe her friend is. Maybe, but Jess, I've been wanting to ask- Sorry, Brian, gotta go. Christina, are you the one controlling me?

Controlling you? No. Oh, cut the act. Brian overheard you talking about turning me into the big bad wolf. Oh yeah, we did, but it's not me controlling you. Okay, then who is? How about, I'll tell you

if you give me your front row parking spot for a week. No way. How about three days? Nope, 365 days, aka one week. How about half a week? How many days is that? Three. Deal!

The person controlling you is... Becky! You lied! You said you weren't controlling me. It's not me. Christina already told me it was. That backstabber! I mean, we're not really supposed to tell people

who were controlling, so I was just following the rules. Well, then can you follow the rules and give me good costumes? Like, why can't I be Taylor Swift or Glinda? Fine, I have let you suffer enough. I'll call it a truce. Thank you. But I did have one more costume I really wanted to see you in. Becky, what are you doing?

No, no, no, no, no. Don't piss that button, Becky! You can be this the rest of the day. You can't just let me be a person riding a flamingo the rest of the day? Why not? Because I can't even fit through a doorway. That's too bad. Bye.

No, no, no, Becky! Don't walk away from me! Come back here! Rebecca! Come on, no pictures. There's nothing to see here. Just when I thought to see here. today couldn't get any worse.

Hey, at least it's pink. Brian, this is embarrassing. Just change your thinking around it. Don't think I look silly. Think I look cool. What you feel on the outside starts on the inside. Okay. I look cool. I look cool.

Jess, can you move your back ends taking up the whole lunchroom? See what I have to deal with? Well, I know it might not be the best time, but I've been wanting to ask you if you wanted to come over and watch scary movies together this weekend. this weekend. Yeah, that sounds really fun. I'll see if Billy Jean wants to too. Just the two of us. Oh, I'd love that. Cool. I'll snap you. Move it, big bird. I should probably go. I'm in a no-park zone. Beep, beep, Plyp, Ply. Ply. Ply. Jess? What are you wearing? Long story. I found out who was

controlling me. It was Fiona. No wonder I had good costume. She's a total girl's girl. Oh. Okay. What's gotten into you? Brian asked me out. While you were wearing that? Yeah. No, Jess, that means he has a bird fetish. No, I mean, yes, he asked me out while I was wearing this, but he said he's been wanting to ask me out all day.

Well, I'm happy for you. Oh, and I did figure out who's controlling me. It was Becky! She lied the first time I confronted her. Of course she did. Alert everyone being controlled will now be the controllers. This is perfect! You can give Becky good costumes and find

finally end your rivalry once and for all. Are you mad? This is the perfect opportunity for payback. Jazz, getting payback never ends well for you too. You're right. But when it comes to Becky, it's worth the messiness. Make Becky a three-headed turtle. Now excuse me while I take off this blamingo.