Jessica Kaylee - Choose your Halloween Costume

Episode Date: October 11, 2025

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Jess, I have amazing news. You finally got an A on your math test? I said amazing news. Not a miracle. Listen to this. Everyone's allowed to wear their Halloween costumes to school this week. Is that what the special event is? Yeah, but there's a catch.

Somebody else has to pick your costume. I mean, that's fine, right? We'll just pick costumes for each other. That we will know we'll get good ones. Totally! You have selected to participate in the Halloween special event. I'm gonna make you something. Okay.

Make Jess Regina George. Um, I don't get it. How else is it supposed to work? Your costume has been selected. What the heck? Billy Jean, I think you need to work on your enunciation because this is not Regina George. Wait.

Are you flounder? Jess, I don't think I did this. And I know I didn't do that. Oh no. What? Billy Jean, I don't think we get to pick our costumes. I think random people do. Good morning, class.

Jess. Billy Jean, those might be my favorite outfits today. Wait, Miss Peppa. Are you the one that picked our costumes? Yes, I did. Well, thanks. They're actually kind of cute. That's easy for you to say.

You're not the one dressed like literal fish. What's that? I think that means it's my turn to pick a costume for somebody. for somebody. Liam? Yes! He's the most popular hot guy in school! You have to pick him something good.

Or he'll think you're Grinch. Thanks. I feel no pressure at all. I know exactly what I'm going to pick. You dressed him as Prince Eric? Yeah. Now I have something to talk to him about. Liam!

Is that Becky? She's Ariel too? Not just Ariel. Sexy mermaid Ariel! And now she's talking to Liam! She totally stole my strategy. Alright, let's see how today goes. I can work with that.

Make Becky a hot dog. Now I wonder what someone's gonna pick for me. Jessica, you're going to be late for school. I know, Mom. Nobody's picked my costume yet? I guess I'll just have to wear normal clothes in the meantime. You cannot pick your costume. I'm not trying to pick.

I'm just trying to change out of my pajamas. Your costume must have to be. be picked for you. You may not change until your costume is picked. Hi Becky! Do you like your costume? Don't even look at me. I'm dressed like a literal hot dog. Hey Becky. Nice costume. Liam? Oh, hey Jess. Nice pajamas. Does that count as a costume? Why are you also dressed as a hot dog?

Sebastian thought it would be funny. It's whatever. I don't really mind. Yeah, I don't either. I think it's fun that we both have the same costume. That's like so crazy, right? It's like Destiny. Don't you think, Jess? Yeah. Hey Jess, look! Billy Jean, is that you under there? Yeah, Principal Franklin was assigned to give me a costume, and I guess he couldn't think of anything better than Ghost.

A ghost for Halloween. Very original. But look, I got a sign to give you a costume today! Why are you taking so long? I literally had to wear my pajamas to school! Sorry, how about I pick a ghost so we could twin? No, can you make me something good, please, so I can impress Liam? You don't want to twin with me? I mean, not really. You can't tell who you are under there. Make me something like Taylor Swift!

Okay. Your costume has been selected. Awesome! Thanks, Billie Jean. Just wait. Hey, whoa, you look great. Thanks, I'm Taylor Swift. I see that. Maybe I could be Travis Kelsey one of these days.

Yes! I mean, I'd like that. Do you want to walk home together after school? I'm supposed to get coffee with Billy Jean. That's chill. I guess I could ask Becky. But I'm sure she'd understand. Let's do it. What am I gonna be today? Your costume has been selected. Lazzang sur-gillet,

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I... Ew! Yeah, ew is right. Why are you dressed like a worm? Sebastian thought it would be really funny. It is funny. Shut up, Sebastian! Anyways, I thought this week was gonna be really fun, but actually, it's just been really sucky because...

Liam! Hey, Jess, want to walk to gym together? Sure. I'll catch up with you later, okay? Uh, okay. I was wondering if you'd want to go out with me. Like on a date? Yeah. I'd love to go out with me.

to. I can't believe I'm dressed as the Mona Lisa today. I think it's hot. You think the Mona Lisa's hot? No, no, that you are, not the Mona Lisa. Nice costume, dork. Hi, Becky. I think I know who picked my costume today. I wish I was controlling your costume today. But you know who I control? Who? Billy Bean. She's Jabba the Hut from Star Wars. That's even worse than a worm. She looks so ugly. Yes, help. I hate this. Look at Billy Bean. Hi, Billy Jean. Liam's not under here, so you can leave. Why are you eating under the bleachers alone?

Because I look stupid, and I'll get made fun of if I eat around everyone else. My whole week has been one embarrassing costume after another. Not that you've noticed. Hey, I've noticed. Oh, you didn't do anything about it. You didn't stand up for me when everyone was laughing at me. You didn't even say anything to Liam, and he was making fun of me the most. Becky was making fun of you the most.

Jess, you're being a bad friend! Hey, what's going on here? Liam, it's fine. Just go back to the lunch table. I got that. Why are you saying she's being a bad friend? What do you even know about being a friend? Is she being a bad friend to you or are you being a bad friend to her? Because you're the one that's made this whole week about you. Everyone's got silly costumes.

What's your point? You need to grow up. Screw you! Billy Jean, wait! Why did you say all those things to her? What? I was telling her the truth. No, it's not.

You're being mean and judgmental. And she's my best friend. You haven't even tried to get to know her. Just let me make it up to you then. No, Liam. We're done. costume for Sebastian. He did Billie Jean bad the other day, so make Sebastian one of the Cheetah girls.

Costume sent. Your costume has been selected. Yo, Jess, you like your costume I picked out for you? Yeah. Thanks, Sebastian. You like the costume I picked out for you? That's payback for Billy Jean. And I guess for me.

Hey, Billy Jean, I need to talk to you. Well, it looks like I wasn't the only one dressed as a creepy crawly thing this week. You're right. Laft at sucks. Yeah, well, at least you have Liam to make you feel better. I broke up with Liam. What? Really?

I can't be with someone who was awful to my best friend. Besides, you were right. I was being a bad friend. I'm sorry I've ignored you all week. You had a right to call me out. Thanks, Jess. I forgive you. Thanks, Billy Jean.

Hey, look, I can pick your costume. I'll make you whatever you want to be. Just say it and you will be it. To be honest, I've just wanted to twin with you all week. You want to be a snake? Did you hit your head? At least then you won't be alone. Okay.

Make Billie Jean a snake. We look so stupid. We really do.