Jessica Kaylee - Complete a 100 Pranks

Episode Date: March 28, 2026

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Happy March 32nd day! Good try, Billy Jean. Dang, that prank worked on Sebastian. Principal Franklin? Is it really March 32nd? Complete a hundred pranks? Yeah, I don't think I need to be doing all of that. Or else? Or else what?

Like, or else you die? I think you might be right. Wait, what? I mean, think about it. Or else typically means something very, very bad. Like, or else you lose all your money, or else nobody can see you. Or else you spontaneously come bust! Exactly!

Okay, so what counts? counts as a prank like hey Sebastian spider uh-huh April fools I mean I guess this won't be too hard you prank to the most prankable person at this school Jess Billy Jean principal's office now he ran into the wall on his own Principal's office now what April Falls

I forgot we're not the only ones having to complete these pranks Miss Peppa I had a question about yesterday's homework spider what I don't see a spider. April fools. Strange. You're the strange one. What?

No, I... I just prank Miss Papa, but it didn't count. Oh, yeah, you can't do the same prank twice. Oh, I wish I would have known that before she called me strange. Here, have an Oreo to cheer you up. Sure. Ew! Gotcha!

I put tooth-faced in the Oreo. Nasty. All right, class, everyone take your seats. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha prinked Sebastian that one actually hurt well started running into the wall when you told me there was a spider Omj put a fake cockroach in my bento box Okay sorry it was me Lee Jean please prank someone else besides me

You better start pranking more people you're really slacking Hey Leo would you scratch off this lottery ticket for me? I don't have anything to scratch it with sure whatever Wait a minute yo dude this is a winning ticket I just want a million $1,000. Hey, that's my ticket. Yeah, but I scratched it off. Well, too bad it's an April Fool. So I'm still broke? Pilly Jean. I made brownies in home at class. Do you want one? Yum! April Fool! Seriously? I guess that's my karma for earlier. Put your hands up! Ha, ha. We know it's an April Fool's prank. Nope. You're under arrest.

Which one of us? Jess. What? What did I do? You're under arrest for being annoying. Okay, that's not even a real thing. I guess there's a perk to having a cousin cop. April full. Aha, Becky. You got me. Now you can let me go. No can do.

You're arrested for the rest of the day. The rest of the day? No, no, no. I still have people I have to prank. Or else? I think we can work something out. Sure. What?

Billy Jean, I'm at my grandpa's a nursing home. The only way they would let me off was with community service. It should be easy to prank people there. I'm pretty sure it's wrong to prank the elderly. Jess? Grandpa! Gotta go. I'll call you back. I missed you, Grandpa.

Now you two behave yourselves today, okay? What does that mean? It means it's been absolute chaos around here today. People won't stop pranking each other. Here. You'd be surprised. Hey, just cause we're old doesn't mean we can't have fun. At our age, we're pro pranksters.

Really? You bet. I hit 100 pranks before noon. I'm still at 67. Well, I'd be happy to help. I could dip that sleeping man's hand in water and make him pee himself. Does that count as a prank? We could do better. Here, have some chips while we strategize. Grandpa, you already have honored pranks.

I couldn't resist. Just stuff it in the shoe. Yeah, like that, it's perfect. You really think this will work? Absolutely. Now put it back. Oh, who, here he comes. What the?

Well, geez, I knew my arthritis was bad, but... Huh? Okay, whoever uses that toilet next is in for a big... surprise. Oh no, it's an emergency. Oh, ma'am, maybe don't use that. The toilet's overflowing! I'm down to my last prank, but I can't even think of one that we haven't done yet. Do you have a fake lottery ticket or something? Yep. Maybe we should sit down and think about it. No, no, let's walk. No, I really think we should sit down. Well, I don't. Grandpa, sit down! Geez, okay, okay. What the... Oh, Jess, you got me.

Whoopee cushion. What a classic. Well done, Jets. Thanks. I have been changed. Oh, you could. Hello? Jess, I didn't finish my pranks. Oh, no.

What happened? I found out what the or else was. And? What is it? Or else you get fined. How much? One dollar. That's all I had to do.

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