Jessica Kaylee - Complete the Water Challenge or ELSE

Episode Date: August 16, 2025

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Whoa, Sebastian, slow down on the water. Can't. Why? Did you eat something spicy? Did you eat sour cream? I keep something in my bag at all times. Gross. No, it's not. Not gross, I have a little ice pack for it so it stays good.

Bye. Okay then. Billie Jean, you're checking water too? Is there some sort of flu going on? No flu. It's for the new Water Challenge Week. Oh, is that what that is? Yes, what does yours say?

Seven. Then you have to drink seven glasses of water today. Then I better go find some water. Wait, do you want to read the rulebook? The teachers have been handing them out to everyone. Nah, I'm good. How confusing can drinking seven glasses of water be? I drink this entire Stanley and it only counted as one

cup? It's like 32 ounces. It should at least be four. I wonder everyone's been chugging water. This takes forever. Finally, I think I'm going to be peeing for the next 24 hours straight now. A hundred and sixty one cups of water? That's so many! Jess, how many cups of water do you have to drink today? 147. It was 161, but I've been putting in the work. I had 231, but luckily I'm already halfway done. How are you drinking the water so fast. I get so full, it's impossible for me to go any faster. Is that the cup you've been drinking out of? Yeah? Well, no wonder it's taking you so long. You need to use the smallest cup you can find. See, this is the cup I've been using. And that counts. Yep,

that's why I'm almost done. Well, do you have any more of those? No, sorry. Why do we only have normal sized cups? Because all the small cups are in my room. I've been using them. Well, can you share? Fine, I was coming to get more water, but you can use this one. Thanks. Because I still I'll have a hundred more cups to drink in the next three hours. Did it! I don't even want to look at water anymore. I hope I get an easier challenge tomorrow. One?

Yes! That is way easier! Done! Billy Jean! Guess I already finished their water for today. What? I know. I got lucky!

I wouldn't say lucky. That's the only water you get all day at it's 8 a.m. What do you mean all day? You have to drink the exact amount of water each day. That means no less and... No more. Well, I could sell like milk, right? Or juice?

Nope. Every beverage has at least a little bit of water in them, so you can't. I guess I should have read that rule book. All right, class. Everyone give me 300 jumping jacks. Three hundred? Are you okay? You look parched.

Here's some water. I... Oh, wait, you can't have any. Didn't you already use yours for the day? How did you even know that, Becky? I heard you telling Billy Bean. It's Jane! My mouth is so dry.

I can I wait to wake up and drink a gallon of water in the morning. 3,690 cups of water? I'm gonna need the smallest glass ever. Choose one person to help you with your daily water. We get a helper? Well, that makes it easier. I choose Billie Jean. Combining your cups.

9,800? I would have had less if I did it on my own. Thanks for partnering with me, Jess. Thank me after we finish all the water. We're one-third of the way there. We're making progress. Thank goodness your mom had these tiny glasses. They're so cute with all their designs on them.

What does she use these for anyways? Booze. These are shot glasses. Is that why my first glass tasted funny? Whoops. I think there were still booze in it. 100. 99.

I can't drink anymore, Billy Jean. This can't be good for us, even with the tiny glasses. I could keep going. I'll drink the rest for us. You don't have to drink anymore. Are you sure? Positive. I had significantly more cups than you originally anyways, so it's only fair.

Oh, I clunked out. What the heck? Why is it red? Er, you did not finish your water yesterday. Elycene, no. You said you would! Please report to the Department of Water Police immediately. Hi, are you seeing what I'm seen?

I'll meet you down there. I wonder what's gonna happen to us. And why don't you drink the water yesterday? I couldn't drink anymore. I tried calling you, but you weren't picking up. I didn't have any miss calls from you. Oh, 10 missed calls from Billie Jean. Sorry, I fell asleep. So it's both of our faults. Whatever happens, we're in this together. What do you think will happen? Well, considering they're called the water police, I think we're going to jail. You must be Jess and Billy Jean. That's us. You can follow me and congratulations. Congratulations. Yes, you two be.

the world record for the most amount of cups of water drank in 24 hours. But we didn't complete the challenge. Aren't we in trouble? On the contrary. Yesterday, everyone was given unrealistic goals for the end of the week water challenge. And you two, despite all odds, almost completed it and broke the world record in the meantime. So we don't have another challenge because the water challenges are over? Exactly.

And we wanted to invite you down here to receive your gold medals. Sweet! I've never won anything before in my life! I like. Who did that out of all things drinking water out of your mom's shot glasses would get us a world record? Did you say shot glasses? Yeah like those little glasses that's what we used to drink our water out of. So you cheated. No we didn't cheat. It says cups. You didn't specify the size of cup and everyone is drinking out of tiny cups. You did not break the world record then. You can leave. Leave. Yes, you're not getting a medal for being a cheater and we will make sure

to change the rules next year so you two do not get away with this again. Okay but Again, it wasn't just us. Goodbye, girls. Don't worry, Billy Jean. We'll win at something someday. Lasagne sur-gillet, puissance-molyaned for 15 minutes.

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