Jessica Kaylee - Do the Activity or ELSE

Episode Date: September 27, 2025

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Sweetie, you must start singing and never stop or something bad will happen. No, I hate singing. It killed Grandma. Grandma died because she stopped singing when she wasn't supposed to. Sing, just sing, or you will end up like Grandma. Fine, but only because I don't want to die like Grandma. Ah... Finally! I get a break! It's about time!

How long's your break? Mine's been for two hours. Only 30 seconds? My vocal cords are tightening. I'm starting to lose my voice. Here, drink this hot tea. It always helps me. Your tea didn't help, my voice got worse.

Plug your ears, everyone. She sounds like a dying cat. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha. Keep singing, it's not time to stop. You have to keep singing. Make me end up like grandma. At least not yet. Tap dancing?

Okay. Mom, something's wrong with the machine. I'm tapping and I'm dancing and it's not working. Tap dancing. With your feet, Jessica, like they do in sinking in the rain. Kick ball change. Kick ball change. Yes, it's working.

Boy, am I going to get a workout today. One iced coffee coming up. Ow! You kicked me! I am so sorry. I only know one tap dance move and it's kickball change. Maybe try doing it without the kick? Change.

I'll change. Whoa, you're spilling my coffee everywhere. I'm sorry. You try making coffee and tap dancing at the same time. Jessica? What did I tell you about yelling at customers? To always do it with a smile? Not quite.

Take your horrible tap dancing to the back. You're on inventory. Yes, I got a break. Well, in that case, you could stay on the floor and keep making drinks. I mean, I want a break, but I did not get one yet. I'll go to the back. I'm gonna be hydrated for once.

It's been impossible to drink and talk at the same time. And walk, I keep choking on my water. Did you know I've already gone pee three times since coming to school? I got here 15 minutes ago. That's why you should have worn an adult diaper like me. Works like a charm. I need to go fill up my water before my break ends. Excuse me!

Hey, back of the line! Is this the water refill line? Yep, expect to wait at least 20 minutes. I don't have 20 minutes. 20 minutes. I have 20 seconds. Is that the only water bottle you brought? Rookie mistake. This cannot be the reason I die.

Pilly Jean, I need water stat. Don't worry. I know where we can get some. You wait here. Hurry! Thanks, Pilly Jean. I owe you big time. Where'd you get the water from anyway?

Don't be mad. It's toilet water. What? Hey, it was that or die? You're welcome. Well, this is gonna make me sick. This is perfect. I talk a lot.

I tend to tune myself out. Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers. Jerica, can you talk about something besides Peter Piper Piper? Peter Piper. Whatever! See, if you do your tongue twisters, you wouldn't mess up on the easiest one. Peter Piper picked a pack of pickles peppers. You know what?

This is so much better because now I can only hear myself. Talking and walking is really, really boring. Hey, you, you stop talking. You're coming with us. That's not good. That's not good. And if I was trying to do a conversation with you because we are both talking at the same time and one of us needs to be listening,

but not of us could listen to the ambulance. We had to call the ambulance. And... Finally. What I was trying to tell you is this morning, David just randomly stopped talking and got taken away by the police. Like, why would you do that?

You know the consequences. Maybe he lost his voice like you did Sigi that one time. I don't know. He seemed defiant on purpose. You two are the last to know everything, aren't you? What don't we know? Becky? About the revolution? Tomorrow everyone ages 18 to 28 are coming together to disobey the system. But that doesn't explain why David got taken away today. Yeah, it does. He got the date wrong.

Poor David. So are you two in or not? Since when do we listen to anything Becky says? I just don't know why she'd lie about that, you know? Why does she lie about anything? Plus the activity today is shopping and I am not missing out on an opportunity to spend money. Ooh, this is cute. Jerica, how many things have you bought so far? Just three. I bought a new car, a new Dyson hair dryer, and a new iPhone. You don't have unlimited money. How are you paying for all of this? I have your credit card number memorized. I was surprised everything went through. Jerica! Would you like to lock your card? No, you can't lock my card because I need my card to buy things. I'm sorry, I don't understand. Dispute car transaction. Okay.

Locking card. No, undo, undo, undo, undo. Goodbye. I have 30 minutes to find someone else's card to use. And I know just the person. I have to scroll for the next 24 hours. I do that willingly, so easy. Jess!

Jess, why are we the only ones at school today? Oh, I didn't even notice. I just keep watching these buddies jumping on a trampoline. Apparently they're AI. That's AI. According to the comments, I'm definitely gonna be one of those old ladies that get scammed when they're older. I think Becky was right. Everyone did disobey in the rebellion. And everyone got taken away?

Cool. That means there's no more school. I'm going home. Wait, I think we should rebel too. It seems like the right thing to do. No, if anything, it means we should not rebel. I don't want to go to jail. They're making an impact though. I don't want to just be a bystander. Can we do it tomorrow? We finally have an excuse to be on our phones 24-7 and it's quite nice. No. Hey, give me back my phone. Give it to me.

No, I'm forcing you to rebel with me. Why do you have to be taller than me? Billy Jean, give it to me, or we're gonna get taken away. Or not? I'm on a break. Me too. And I guess the rebellion will have to wait two hours. Sleeping?

Then I could go back to bed. 18 hours? Wait, what? So basically I don't have to do it. don't have to do the activity at all? That's weird. It's like the system is refusing to let us rebel. Okay.

So if we can't defy the system by disobeying, we'll have to define another way. Like... Like... Protesting! Grab that sign. Stop forcing activities. Stop forcing activities.

Stop forcing activity. Hey! You two are coming with us. Yay! We did! Keep your hands where I could see them. Are we sure we did the right thing? Nope.

Dang, you really got the entire school in here. It's about time you joined us. Yeah, we kind of thought you made the rebellion up. So, what's the plan? Are we breaking out of here together or what? No, the plan is to stay here until they change the system. But what if they never do? That at least we got each other!

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