Jessica Kaylee - Everyday you become a new superhero

Episode Date: September 29, 2026

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The Halloween costume Spider-Man? Okay, I guess that's cool. There's gonna be Spider-Man right now. Whoa! It's Spider-Man! Billy Tee! Everyone's lost! No, shh-sh, don't tell anyone. It's me.

It's... It's Spider-Man! No, Billy Tee! I can't believe it's Spider-Man. Spider-Man. Spider-Man. Oh no. I gotta get out of here. Okay.

So I'm Spider-Man. Guess I gotta see what Spider-Man can do. Can I climb balls? Oh, someone help. Oh no. They need help. I should call the cops. Hey.

He's trying to rob. Hey, don't worry. I'm here to help. Oh, thank goodness. What, some person in a spandex suit is going to save you? Hey, I'm more than just a guy in spandex. Oh yeah? What can you do then?

How do I try? trigger my Spidey webs. Is it this button? What the hell? I'm a dinosaur! I'll give the purse back. Just please don't eat me! Thank you.

But why did you turn it to a T-Rex? I totally forgot. In the new kids show, Spidey and his amazing friends, Spidey can turn into a T-Rex. Oh, I haven't seen that one. Well, thank you. It was my pleasure being your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Bye!

How am I supposed to make it home? without being noticed. The rooftops, definitely. Whoa, whoa, wait a second. I'm turning into another superhero. That wasn't a one and done kind of situation? Oh, this thing is definitely as heavy as they made it out to be. What else does Thor do? Doesn't he do something with... That sound could mean a lot of things. And when something's going wrong at home, the The hardest part can be figuring out what the problem actually is. At Thumbtack, you can upload a voice message or a photo, and our AI-powered search will help diagnose your project.

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Lightning? Oh my God. Am I dead? Oh, thank goodness. Being, penis super ear is awesome. That definitely would have killed human me. Oh, Jess, there you are. You missed Spider-Man at school yesterday. Wait, are you just up as Thor? You know Halloween's the 31st, right?

Yeah, there's something I've been needing to tell you. Girls, no talking. I will now be passing out your tests. Afterclass. Not the best job on this one, Jess. I got an F? How is that possible? You can try again next time.

Oh, what's happening? All right, everyone's settled down. just got struck by lightning. She looks dead. I killed my teacher? Jess, was this you? I'm afraid it might have been. We'll do something.

How am I supposed to do that? You have lightning powers, right? Yeah. Use lightning to restart her heart. What if I end up frying her more? Then she'd still be dead. You have to try. Jess, you saved my life.

You get extra credit. She also killed you. Shove it, Becky. I'll definitely take the extra credit. Black Widow? Hey, at least I'm a baddy superwoman this time. What superpower does Black Widow even have? Hey, Jet!

Jerica! Jerica, I am so sorry, you startled me! Gosh, I've really knocked her out. I guess Black Widow's super power is fighting! What I've been trying to tell you all week is that every day I'm a new superhero. First I was Spider-Man, then I was Thor. And now I'm Black Widow. Wait, so you were Spider-Man the other day?

Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't know it was me. I was a little surprised at the blonde hair peaking out. Well, well, if it isn't just the mess. Is that seriously the best you can come up with Becky? I mean, come on, be more original. Yeah, like just the monster. Our fantasy commission says for him it's all about the friendships. Cute, Kevin, but I disagree.

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You know what, Becky? How about we settle this once and for all? You mean, after school, Fight. Jess, wait, are you? You're on. I'm gonna meet you so easy, Jazz. I can't wait to cut off your hair.

Whoa! Let's not bring scissors to a fist bite. Just her hands. Jess and Becky are gonna fight? Jess and Becky are gonna fight up your school? And Becky are gonna fight up for school? Jess, I'm really thinking this isn't a good idea. With your powers today, you could seriously hurt her.

Or I could seriously give her a taste of her own medicine. I know, she's literally the worst. But maybe you shouldn't use your powers like this. Maybe you should use them for good. them for good, it's dead. You're right. I don't know what I was thinking. Violence is never the answer.

But how do I back out of this fight without Becky having more power over me? I think you might just have to be the bigger person. Hey Jess, are you ready to get your butt-wipped? Actually, Becky, I don't want to fight you. I don't want to hurt you. You don't want to hurt me. Ha-ha. You make me laugh.

Okay. Well then let's just call it a truce. No way. This is happening whether you want it or not. No, I'm not going to fight you. See, I told you, I'm not gonna fight you. Headbutt! You're going to run into the concrete,

but when you announce headbutt, for example, it makes it really easy to dodge. Your boys is giving me a headache. Come on, let's get you to the nurse. On the bright side, you didn't even have to hit her and you still won. Yeah, and she still got concussed. I don't think I like it.

Our fantasy commission says for him it's all about the French friendships. Cute, Kevin. But I disagree. Like with Bet365. I get paid the second my team goes up big with early payout and can cash out at any time before the game ends. No hard feelings, Kevin.

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Terms and conditions apply. Having superpowers. That's not very convenient. Jess, honey, come down for breakfast. I can fit through the doorway. Jess? Whoa! You're green and strong.

Is that what's gonna happen to me when I hit puberty? No, this is just happening to me all week because, well, I actually don't even know why. Wait, Jess, since you're so strong, could you take out the trash? Sure, Mom. Oh, and while you're added, I accidentally dropped my wallet under the car. Yeah, I'll do that too. Oh, Jess, your mom called me and said you're so green and strong. Could you be a deer and help me throw out my old couch?

Oh, I... And then could you help me move the new one inside? And then, when you're done with that, could you remove the tree from my backyard? Um, that seems a little... It really is such an eyesore. And then if you're not too busy... Stop asking me to do things! Oh! Oh my! What is happening?

Oh! Jess has gone wild! I still haven't turned into a superhero yet. Maybe the universe is finally done torturing me. Or not? Whoa, pretty cool outfit though. Whoa, what superhero are you today? Miraculous ladybug? It's by far one of my favorite costumes yet.

That's awesome. So are we still going to the mall or what? Actually, my car got a flat tire. Are you okay walking? Did you forget something? Your best friend is a superhero? Lucky charm power? Fixed it.

Thanks, Jess. So this morning, I was opening mystery squishy packages. Billy T- Stop the car! What? There's a bank robbery happening. I have to help. Jess, are you sure?

I have to try. Stop right there! Get out of here, princess. Not so fast. Ooh, where did that lasso come from? Me. And the cops are on their way, and I'm gonna make sure you two are sitting tight. Well, I have a gun.

Now don't try anything else so you'll regret it. Dang it, Roger. I think we've been had. Oh yes. You have very much been had. Had! Sorry guys, I'm not very good at these cool lines yet. It's my first day as Miraculous Ladybug. Thanks for all your help.

They would have gotten away if it weren't for you. It was my pleasure. You know, we could use someone like you on the force. Are you interested? I wish, but I only get these powers for a day. Huh? Yeah, I don't really understand it either. Okay, well, thanks for your help today.

Okay, Billie Jean, ready you go to the mall? Eh, you know what? I think witnessing a crime has really taken it out of me. Not really in the shop till you drop mood. Wee! This is a man for a hero! Like we got her. You weren't too hard to find, given that you were the only person flying around in the sky. Who are you guys? And what do you want?

Yesterday you helped arrest some of our friends and that really hurt our feelings. You're friends with the bank robbers? We prefer the term criminal concierge. Those were our friends and we're here to get revenge. Hey, that hurt! Well so did falling from the sky when you put that net on me. Which I'm gonna be using to take you both down to the police station. No!

Well, these will be with our friends. Shut up, Gavin. We can't thank you enough for keeping our city safe. No problem. Although it is pretty exhausting. I just wanted to fly around and have fun today. But instead, I ended up catching two more criminals. We thank you for it.

Now it's time to fly home and take a nap. Hmm? Jack Jack? Of course I'm the one that's extremely unstable. I mean, at least no one should recognize. guys being this, right Billy Jean? Yeah, totally. Wait, is that Jack Jack?

The one and only. Huh? Is that Jess dressed up as Jack Jack? No. Whoa, what just happened? You just appeared in the teacher's lounge. Cool. And you landed in my egg sandwich.

Not cool? Not cool indeed, Jessica. How does everyone know it's me? You have detention for the rest of the day. Welcome to detention, everyone. You will be here for the next five hours. Oh. Well, that's the time.

the consequences you get for your actions. But I didn't choose to teleport and sit on her egg sandwich. This is so unfair! Ah! Jeff! What? You're on fire! Ah! My powers are good for one thing.

Getting me out of detention. I just want this all to stop! My reg league goalie says he plays for the love of the game. You gave up six goals last week, Steve? Maybe play to win, huh? Like with Bet 3-6-5. I get paid the second my team goes up big with early pay. payout and can cash out at any time before the game ends.

Steve, bet 365, the home of winning early. Must be 19 and older, Ontario only. Please play responsibly. If you were someone you know is concerns about gambling, visit connectsontario.ca or call 18665 through 1,2,600. Terms and conditions apply.