Jessica Kaylee - Finish the TikTok Saying

Episode Date: October 1, 2025

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POS Bonanza. Sweetie, we are so proud of your hard work in school, so we're letting you pick a special prize. A new iPhone or a new robot? Well, which one are you going to pick? Is the new robot a dog robot? No, it would be a robot tutor so you can continue learning. Well, in that case, I'm picking the iPhone. Thanks, Mom.

This iPhone is so cool, it has so many different settings. Wait, it has an AI personal assistant. Personal assistant. Hello there, user. Would you like me to tell you about the weather? Or perhaps you would like to play a game. Wait, you have games? I have most things you could need.

Just don't ask me for hugs, food, or about my past. What about your past? I said don't ask. Okay, well, um, game sounds fun. What sort of games do you have? We have 20 questions, Simon says, or finish the saying? Hmm. Finish the saying.

Setting up a solo game for Finish the saying. Theme will be TikTok. What the? Oh, this one's easy. What the Sigma? Duh. Wait, I just made $10? You didn't tell me this was for money.

I guess the AI can't talk during the game. Well, of course I want to play again. Hmm, girl be so... Oh, girl, be so for real. Well, if the money's gonna keep going to keep going, going up, I'm gonna keep playing. Okay, maybe I shouldn't have gotten so cocky because this could literally be anything.

God bless this hot mess? They just made $100 off TikTok sayings. That's like the easiest money I've ever made. Of course I wanna double it. I mean, what could go wrong? I've been doing so well. You've got to be kidding me. This is so easy.

It's go little rock star. Really, Gene and I sing that song all the time. $400? This is how I'm gonna pay for college. Okay, this one's hard, but not too hard. In finance, trust fund. 6-5, blue eyes. Keep them coming. Oh, my brain hurts, but I can't stop now.

Wait, $102,400? How long have I been playing? When did it get dark out? This brain rot is really rotting my brain. Maybe I should just cash out. I don't know this. I'm just a girl. I'm just a girl!

I cannot believe I got that in the last second. That was stressful and I didn't like it. But I do like how much money's in my bank account. Wait, double it? That would mean I would have over $200,000. When this morning I only had 20 in my account. But I am getting really tired. Maybe I could play again in the morning.

Or maybe not. Jess, are you still up? It's bedtime. Don't worry, Mom. I'm going to sleep soon. Oh my goodness. Are you still playing on your phone? I'm kind of in the middle of a game, but I'll wrap up soon. You better. I'd hate to have to take away your phone on the first night. Yes, I want to play again. Now that you have accepted, if you get the question wrong, you will lose it all.

Caching out is no longer an option. Well, you should have said that before. Before I agreed to play. That's it? That's all you're giving me? No? That can be endless possibilities. I have no idea.

And I'm exhausted. Jess, it's time to get ready for school. Shoot, I must have fallen asleep. Thank goodness the timer didn't run out. Have you been playing on your phone all night? It's not playing. It's working. Well, if that's what you kids call it these days,

now get a move on it. Okay, okay. Maybe Billy Jean will be able to help me. Billie Jean, can you help me with something? Whoa, is that a new phone? Yeah, it is. Wow, can I see it? Yes, but not right now because I'm in the middle of a game.

Ooh, I love games. I know, so can you help me finish the TikTok saying no? No what? No, I don't know. That's why I'm asking you. Sorry, Jess, my mom made me delete TikTok. She said it was taking away from family time. Jerica, I need your help.

I'm not helping you. I'm still mad mom got you a new phone or not me. I will literally let you borrow it any time. borrow it any time if you help me finish this TikTok saying it's no yeah no as in no I'm not helping me I can't believe no one can help me I think I know who I'm gonna have to ask and I really don't want to hey George a long time no see I just saw you at Thanksgiving yeah that was literally five months ago still too soon aren't you supposed to be at school I could say the same to you there was a new

fortnight update last night so obvi I pretended to be sick so I could game all day Well, I guess you could say I'm skipping school for a game too, so I can't judge, but look, I could really use a favor. I know you're super into brain rot, I mean TikTok, and I need your help finishing the saying for a contest. The saying is no, no. No as in you don't know or no as in you have no idea, no as in what? Oh, I definitely know it. I'm just wondering, why do you want to know so bad that you'd skip school and come over here? What do you get if you complete the saying? A lot of money, like a life-changing amount? I see. And so what happens if I don't help you? You lose some?

I don't just lose some. I lose all of it. I have to get this right in order to keep any of it. In that case, if you want to know the answer, you'll give me a cut. When did eight-year-olds become master negotiators? You have to know how to get what you want most in life. It's a hard market out there when you're trying to trade B-bucks. We'll have fun losing all your money. Wait, fine. How much do you want? 50-50. Not a chance. 80-20.

60-40. 70-30. Final offer. Deal. Now sign right here. Seriously? Rule number two in negotiation. Get everything in writing.

It's no cap, clearly. No cap. Yes! How did I miss that? Thank you. So what's the next one? No, no next one. I'm cashing out and getting the heck out of this guessing game.

It's not worth the risk. risk. I almost lost it to no cap. Wait, don't cash it now. If we team up and work together, we can make even more money. I don't know. That one was pretty hard. I almost ran out of time. Yeah, but I know all of them. I speak fluent TikTok. My screen time is 23 hours a day. Okay. Yeah. Let's play again. I can't believe we're at a million dollars! What did I tell you? Sometimes you gotta listen to your little cousin.

Pookey dokey? Duky? All right, you're up, genius. Uh, what do you mean, um? Just, I don't know it. What do you mean you don't know it? You have to know it. I don't. I'm sorry. I'm not good with the rhymy stuff. Are you kidding me?

Hey, don't get frustrated with me. I knew enough to reach a million dollars. You know none. It's giving millennial. I'm Gen Z. It's okay. We can think this through. Um, maybe call one of your friends.

Friends, yeah. I don't have any friends. You have to have friends. Who do you play Fortnite with? My friends, but I don't have their numbers. I don't know them in real life. Okay, well, do you know anyone who participates in Brain Rock? We could even give them like $100,000 for it.

We're rich now. No, not really. Ten minutes? That's barely any time. Jess, I think it's over. Are you seriously giving up? No, we have to try something. I don't think screaming a random answer is the right thing to do.

I mean, it's got to be something that rhymes, right? I told you, I don't know. Like, pookie, dokey, cookie. What did you do? Why would you just say a random answer? I was just thinking out loud. I didn't mean to. My money. Our money? Tough break, but at least it was money we never had.

We should play together more often. Yes! We should play again. Right now. Let me see if I can get it back. Maybe later this week. I didn't get to play Fortnite at all now. Welcome back, user. I see you would like to play a game. Yes! Yes! Yes! We have 20 questions, Simon says, or finish the saying. Finish the saying.

Ah, I see you have already played that recently. You can play again in 100 years. A hundred years? I'll be 118. George, give me your phone so we can play on yours. Then we'd have to renegotiate the cut if it's on mine. That's fine. Give it to me. I think you might need to chill.

Drink some water. Touch some grass. You're going through it. No. What is it now? Your phone's in child mode. You don't have access to the. the feature bummer.

I guess I'll go lay on the lawn and touch some grass. But you're right. There was money I never had, so I shouldn't let it affect me. Maybe I'll get a play again in 118 years. Billy Jean! We can finally play the TikTok saying game. Huh? Wasn't TikTok banned in the 20s?

Yes, but we can still play the game. Huh? Turn up your hearing aid, Billy Jean. We're gonna put it. play a game. Welcome back user. Would you like to play a game? Yes, yes. We have 20 questions. Simon says or finish the saying. Tick-Tock saying. I hope we remember. You won't remember squat. Becky. Skibbitty-Riz. Huh?