Jessica Kaylee - Follow the Theme or ELSE

Episode Date: November 19, 2025

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Jerica, is that my coat? Yeah, I need it for theme check. So do I, now give it to me! No, I'm literally about to leave for school. But if it makes you less mad, you can borrow one of mine. Bye! Oh! All of these coats are too thin.

What are you wearing? I didn't have a single good coat, so I just put on as many clothes as I could. Can you even put your arms down? No, but I look ready for a winter storm, do tie? I am not confident that you're going to pass the theme check. We have to find you something else. Come on. The drama club closet that's stealing.

No, it's borrowing. Besides, it's that or jail? Take your pick. Fine. Next. Scanning outfit. Match is theme. You're good to go.

Next. Billie Jean, I pass. Thank goodness. Now hurry, we have to put back the outfit before anyone sees. Jessica, nice outfit. Thank you. I believe we have a similar one in the drama club closet. Uh-huh.

Sorry, Miss Peppa. We have to go. I know the perfect outfit. Jess, cool outfit, but where are your wings? I don't have wings. Well, everyone who doesn't have wings is failing the theme check. Why? Some fairies don't have wings. Really? Name one. Exactly. You can't.

Billie Jean, I don't have wings. I need your help to take it into the drama club again. We can't. The teachers are staked outside of today. We must not been the only one stealing stuff yesterday. What am I gonna do? I know. What if I go first and then I run my wings around back to the teachers? to you so you can use them too. Yeah, I don't see why that wouldn't work.

I owe you one. You can go in front of me. I'm waiting for someone. Okay, thanks. Billy Jean, where are you? Theme not found. Miss, you're coming with us. You didn't pass.

No, please. I did my best. Next. Oh, go ahead. I'm not quite ready yet. Too bad. It's your turn. Come on, hurry up. Scanning theme. She was a fairy.

No talking. Theme found a wingless fairy. I knew not all fairies had wings. Jess, I'm so sorry they wouldn't let me go back through to give you the wings. It's okay, Billy Jean. I passed. Jess, why aren't you following the theme check? What do you mean? I'm wearing blue. Are you colorblind? That's clearly white.

No, it's not. Sebastian, what colors my dress? Blue, why? I don't trust his opinion. No offense. Rachel, what colors Jess's dress? White? It's blue! Wait, is this like one of those dresses where some people see one color and some people see another?

I certainly hope not. But we need to ask more people to find out. Okay, so 57% have seen white, but 43% of seen blue. But the question is, what is the AI going to see? Students, it's time for your theme check. I guess we're about to find out. Next. Scanning theme.

She's not going to pass. She's wearing a white dress. Theme found. Wait a second. How did you do that? Do what? I'm wearing blue. Yeah, right.

I'm keeping my eyes on you. What am I supposed to wear for that? Mashed potatoes? Why are you wearing chicken wings on your head? They're turkey legs. Duh. Okay, why are you wearing turkey legs on your head? Because the theme is Thanksgiving dinner. I do not think the AI is going to get that theme.

Billie Jean, I changed. This looks more like a turkey, right? You do look like a turkey. But why do you look like a turkey? For Thanksgiving dinner. You're supposed to wear what you would wear to Thanksgiving, not what the turkey would wear. I can't be the only one who was confused by the theme. You're the only one that looks like a turkey. a Macy's Day parade float.

Time for theme check. Oh no. Theme not found. I've literally worn this to dinner before. It's not what you would wear to Thanksgiving, but as Thanksgiving dinner. I knew it. I have to tell Billie Jean before it's two wings.

Excuse me, move it. Coming through. You there, in the turkey suit. Just one second. No, get in here. You're up. Scanning theme. Team found.

Next. I really hope Billy Jean passes. Billy Jean, you passed. Yeah, after I saw your text, I went and grabbed your chicken wing headband. There's turkey legs, but either way, I'm glad it worked. But on earth am I supposed to wear for that? Billy Jean, what are you doing here? Did you see the new theme? I have no idea what to wear. I might have an idea, but I need your help. Why is everyone pointing and laughing at us?

I think we might have taken the theme a little too, literally. Nice back in, Jess. Billy Jean, you did remember to tape a blanket to my backside, right? That's what that was for? I didn't know where you wanted it. And you didn't ask? Hey, this. If this isn't just on me, you should have felt the breeze. Time for the theme check. Come on. Go on. Good luck. Scanning theme.

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malfunction since you guys were wearing the same outfit. We'll try again. Scaning fee destroying duplicate. Move out of the way. Did that just

try to destroy me? It's a new system. Sometimes it has slight malfunction. Almost killing me isn't a slight malfunction! I can't believe we're still having to do the theme checks when it almost killed me yesterday. Hopefully they figured out all the hiccups. You're telling me. Nice outfit, Jess. Becky, we can't be wearing the same outfit. You need to change.

Then you change. You live right across the street. It's closer for you. No, I like this outfit. Two minutes until theme check. There's not even time to change now. I have to get to the theme check before Becky. Yes. Excuse me, move out of the way. Do you think we got here before her? I don't see her anywhere, do you? No, so maybe she's in the back. Hopefully. Next. Scanning theme. Doplicate found. Destroying. Uh-oh. Move out of the way!

Are you okay? I think so. But the AI does not look okay. Theme, fee, fiend. I can't believe you destroyed the theme checker. Hey, it was an accident. Hey, I'm not mad. I'm not mad. I'm I'm glad we don't have to do them anymore. Attention students, until further notice, you will no longer be having theme checks. We are working on rebuilding as quickly as possible. We will be back soon. I certainly hope not.