Jessica Kaylee - Hilarious Sibling POVS

Episode Date: July 20, 2025

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You've got to be kidding me. Jerica! What's with the obsessive blinking? I have something in my eye and it burns really bad. Well, splash water in it or something. You're using all our blinks for the day. I already tried that. The only thing that is helping is blinking.

There, I think I got it out. Jerica, whatever you do, don't blink. We only have two blinks left. Sorry. It was hurting so bad I wasn't thinking about the count. Clearly, we have just enough blinks for us both to close their eyes and keep them shut the rest of the day. so our eyes don't dry out.

Ah-choo! Okay, I'll shut my eyes. Luckily, Rachel owes me so she can help get me from class to class. Hello. Why are you so quiet? When you sneezed, you used both the blinks! Well, sorry, it's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

But now there's not enough blinks for me to shut my eyes. My eyes are going to dry out. Just try closing them. Maybe it doesn't count as a blink. No more blinks left. They're already starting to burn. Just please. Please tell me you have blinks because I don't

and I need you to leave me around all day. Unfortunately, I don't have any blinks either, but thanks to Jerica, my eyes are stuck open. That's so bad for you? Your eyes could dry out. Oh, I'm aware. But luckily, eye drops every 10 minutes have sort of been helping with the burning.

Come on, let's go to class. Ow! Oops! Sorry, I forgot you couldn't see the pole. All right class, today we're gonna have PE outside. Can I stay inside? It's pretty windy out there and my eyes will dry out. Nope, we have to stick together and we're going outside today. Oh, the wind burns.

Pilly Jean, I don't think I could take it anymore. What do you mean? I think I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna. Ew, she passed out with her eyes open. I hope it's nothing bad. I have my interview with Harvard tonight. Stomics? That's perfect!

Jess, are you ready for today? So ready, I've been practicing my interview questions all week. Was that your stomach? You heard that? I think everyone did. Are you okay? Kind of feels funny, but I'm sure it's just nerves. Hi Jessica, I'm Nancy, I'm with Harvard.

It's so nice meeting you. Likewise, thank you for having me. Please have a seat. So tell us, why do you want to go to Harvard? That is a great question, so I... Would you excuse me for a second? I'm gonna run to the ladies' room. Please pick up, please pick up.

Hello. Jerica? Jess, I thought you were supposed to be at the interview. I am, but my stomach's acting up. What did you eat today? Nothing weird, just cereal for breakfast and a shake for lunch. A milk? Shake.

Yeah, it was so good. Jerica, I'm lactose intolerant and we share stomachs today. Oops. I forgot. I have to go. Sorry about that. No worries, but is everything okay? Yeah, why?

You're sweating. Are you sick? Oh, I'm just a little nervous, but I'm ready to do this thing. That is why we value. I'm sorry, but are you sure you're okay? We can't help but notice that your stomach is quite loud. I'm sorry, it's just my sister and I share stomachs today, and she forgot that I was lactose intolerant and ate a lot of dairy, and I mean a lot. So I feel really bloated in.

Maybe we should just reschedule. I think that's for the best. Please give me something that can get her back. her back with. Taste? This is perfect because she hates the taste of meat and I love it. Ew, Jess, stop eating bacon. I can't stand the taste in my mouth right now. Better get used to it because after this it's beef tacos. You know I hate the taste of meat. Oops, I forgot. You're doing this because of the milkshake thing, huh?

I said I was sorry. What else do you want? Oh, is it not clear? I want to get you back and that's exactly what I'm doing today. what I'm doing today. I see how it is. Well you forgot that I can eat stuff too. So how about I drink this vinegar, huh? No, don't. Stop! Oh, okay, truce, truce, truce. Truce. Oh, you have a weird look in your eyes. What's going on with you today? Revenge. Oh, I love revenge. Who's it on? Not me, right? No, my sister. She thinks we have a truce, but I have to get her one more time before we're even. Come on. The boy she likes is supposed

to be asking her out today. So as soon as I see him approaching, I'm going to start eating this beef jerky and watch her suffer. There. I don't see her reacting. Give it a second. They're talking, but she looks really happy. That can't be. She hates the taste of meat. Maybe she's just really good at acting? Oh, please. No, something else is going on. Jerica, why didn't you react to the meat earlier? I knew you weren't going to call a truce. Okay, you caught me. So what? You actually like meat? Heck no. I ate one of these berries. It basically changes your taste buds, so instead of tasting your nasty beef sticks, I tasted chocolate.

I took some just in case you tried to mess with me. Give me those. Nope. Sorry. Ugh! Today we share pain? Well luckily, neither of us want to be in pain, so that should be fine. You're up for school early today?

Oh, I'm not going to school today. What do you mean you're not going to school? Does Mom know? Yes, Mom knows. She's taking me to go get a tattoo. I'm sorry, what? Mom, you're letting her skip school to go get a tattoo? Are you okay?

Are you being brainwashed? I asked Mom how many likes I had to get to skip school and get a tattoo, and she said one million. And look, I got a million. So now I'm going. Well, can you guys do it tomorrow? Because today we share pain and I really don't want to experience that. Sorry, sweetie, but I already took the day off so I could take her. It has to be today.

Billy Jean, are you okay? No, I can feel my brother's pain today. And he's an MMA fighter, so... Ow! It hurts. Yikes, maybe you should skip school today. I thought about it, but I really don't. don't want to ruin my perfect attendance.

What are you talking about? We skip school together all the time. My perfect attendance this week? I haven't missed a day yet. Ow! Are you okay? No, my sister's getting a tattoo today and it hurts. Okay, that's it.

We're skipping. Let's go see Inside Out too to get our mind off this. Please be something low-key. That is not low-key! Jess, will you let me borrow your- Jerica. If you're talking, that means you're breathing. So?

So, when we had a share blinks, you use them all, so it's only fair if I get to use all the breaths today. Okay, but it's impossible not to breathe. That's why I'm going to be generous and let you use 50 breaths. So use them wisely. It's breaths shared, not breaths for Jessica to use freely and make Jericho suffer. I'm going to breathe however much I want. Jerika, if you make us run out of breaths, I'll make you suffer your last breath.

That was dark. Yeah, you're right. But seriously, don't be irresponsible. We're already running low. Thank goodness today isn't feel pain. Let me guess, not a lot of breaths left. No, and the last thing I want to do is run out of breath, so I'm saving all of them until the end of the day.

You don't think Jericho is that irresponsible that she'd make you both run out of breaths, do you? Yeah, I do. Everyone, today we're going to be drawing our feet, so take off your socks. What is happening? She was doing so good. Before you say anything, I know, I'm sorry.

I got the giggles and I cannot stop laughing. Well, I'm not laughing. laughing. We barely have any breaths left and it's six hours until midnight. I know. I'm gonna think of something to fix this. Just stop talking. There more breaths left. Girls, get up. What happened? You two fools used up all your air and passed out. You could have died. It was her fault. N'uh. Enough. You're lucky I saved both of you. How did you save us? Oh, it wasn't easy. I had to adopt another child to save both of you and give you more breaths. But anyways, meet your new sister.

Hello. Hi. How did you have unlimited breaths exactly? Oh, I'm not from here. I'm from planet Mars, so I don't breathe air, therefore I have unlimited. Not to be like that evil step-sister, but mom, you have to unadopt her because that sounds whack. I'm with her. Nope, the paperwork is already done.

Besides, it's nice to see you and just getting along for once. She's staring at us like that. Probably because she's a literal alien? Jerica, you're the one who thought Taylor Swift was the president. Wind power? Don't worry, kids. I'll break wind for you. Ew, Dad!

Ooh, Jerica, do you have an extra portable fan? No, but I have this. What's this for? So you can make a paper fan? Good idea. Whoa, Jess. Good idea with the paper fan. Not really, because you have to fan yourself.

It's exerting more energy than it's bringing in. At this rate, I'm gonna be four-fing. I'm gonna be four for four for passing out this week. I am not carrying you home again. I know exactly the thing you need. Come with me. Billy Jean, when you said you had a good idea, I didn't think it would involve going into a tornado.

You're running low on energy, and those things have a lot of wind. You'll be fully charged in a millisecond. Are you sure this is a good idea? Absolutely not. But it's my only idea. Jess, hurry up and get out of the tornado. You've been in there long enough.

Well, it worked. The tornado gave me full energy, but it also took my pants. And your underwear. Let's go. It's National Sibling Week. Do you want to control or be controlled by your sibling? Control, for sure. You are being controlled. What the heck? Looks like you were too slow. Emily? I swear, if you don't switch it and let me control you, I'll tell Mom you hit me.

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DeCue de course they don't switch with two. I got it first, fair and square. One. Mom! What's with the yelling? Emily hit me and she's controlling me today. It's not my fault you're too slow at clicking the button. Girls, please, let's not fight about this every year. Your aunt Jade and I have learned to really enjoy controlling each other. It brings us closer and it could do the same for you if you would just quit arguing for five minutes. Now, say you're sorry and make up. This is gonna be fun.

Who are you waving at? Apparently, everyone. Uh, hey, Jess. Hi, Freddy. Let me guess your siblings controlling you today. Yes. Ow, my bitch. And please ignore her.

She wants to die. Huh! Jess, put that finger down. I'm trying. Jessica. Sorry, Principal Franklin. Flip me off again and I'll call your mom. It's not me.

I swear, it's Emily. Then I will send you both to detention. We'll be good. I promise. I'm watching you. Would you stop that? Jessica, I see you talking. Is there something you'd like to share?

No. Just that you're doing a really good job. Keep up the good work, Mr. Thank you. That was major cringe to watch. You need a truce with Emily. Don't worry. I have a plan.

Would you like to control your sibling or be controlled? Control. You are now controlling Millie. Oh yeah. It's payback time. You will be controlling her clothes. controlling her clothes. What would you like her to wear? I know just the thing.

Jess, change my outfit. I cannot wear this to school. Aw, but you look so cute. I am not wearing mom's wedding dress. If anything happens to this, mom will kill both of us. Fine, I'll pick something else. There, is that better? A poop emoji costume? Where did this come from? I've been keeping it in my closet for a special occasion.

You're so weird. Now come on, pick something else. I don't think so. It really seems. suits your personality. You thought yesterday was bad. Well, the next time I control you, it's going to be even worse. You don't have flying hands today. Does that mean you can... Control Emily? Oh yeah. And she's getting the sweet revenge she deserves. Revenge? No, Jess. You two need to call a truce. We don't need a truce because I plan on controlling her the rest of the week. It's game over for her. Oh, Emily, you're awfully quiet. How was your day? Better than yours is going to be tomorrow. We'll see about that.

You want to control your sibling, be controlled. Control. You are being controlled. I did it so quick. Emily controls your mouth? What? How does that work? Really?

Emily, come on, let's just call it a truce. No, yesterday sucked for me because of you. And the day before, suck for me because of you. So we're even. Hmm. Still no. Come on, don't be like that. Ow, you maybe bite my tongue.

Curly pops, you gotta stop making that fate. I can't help it. Emily controls me today. You two really need to get it together. Here. What's this? Put it on so no one has to look at your face. Billy Jean. You're a genius. I know. Jessica, do you have COVID?

No. Then take off your mask in my class? I have rights. Then you can discuss those rights with Principal Franklin. Fine. What's the way I'll not be nice. You! Two more days to go, and I'm not going to let Emily control me today. I'm going to be able to be able to be.

be ready. You are now controlling your sibling. Now let's see what we get to control today. Controlling Emily's feet? Oh, this is going to be fun. Make Emily's feet tap dance. Jessica? She's going to have the worst day. You're acting normal today. Does that mean you're controlling Emily? Yep. She's currently standing on her tippy toes and she's already texted me four times asking for a truth. Jess, this is getting out of hand. Give her a break. Why? She never gives me a break. Ever. Make Emily run. Make Emily twirl. Make Emily jump.

Error. That's weird. Make Emily jump. Cannot complete. Billie Jean. I'm trying to control Emily and it's saying error cannot complete. Do you know what that means? It does? Oh no. That's really, really bad. What does it mean? It means she's... Billie Jean! What does it mean? It means she doesn't want to be your sister anymore.

But she can't just stop being my sister. That's not how that works. Biologically, no. But in terms of the system, you two would no longer be connected. I have to talk to her. Emily! Emily, I'm talking to you. I know. I'm ignoring you. What are those papers in your hand? Sister Emancipation. Mom said I can do it. She just signed them. So we're not going to be connected anymore? It's for the best. You treated me awful this week.

You were pretty bad to me, too. I know. So now we'll no longer be connected. No longer sisters. Please don't turn in those papers. I want to be your sister. Can't we just have a truce? No, we can't. It's gone too far. This is what has to happen. If we had a truce, it would just break the next time we're mad at each other, and we'd be back here again. We won't. I promise. We'll have a truth that no matter how mad we are at each other, will be kind to each other during National Control Your Sibling Week. That will never work.

to seem all be happy after having a sister emancipation. I didn't turn in the papers. Oh? We have a truce. No more messing with each other. It's about time. Would you like to control your sibling or be controlled? She can control me today.

I trust her. Emily controls my hair. Okay. Time to see if she'll follow through. Cute hair, Jess. Thanks. Emily's controlling me today. She picked good.

I really like it. Me too. Whoa, Jess, your hair. I know. Emily picked it out. Isn't it cute? Yeah, I'm just so used to seeing you with long hair. What do you mean? It's just pulled... Here. Emily?

You can't just take stuff from my room. I'm sorry, cissy. Sissy. Are you gonna forget me? No. No. No matter how mad we are, we always forgive, okay? Never forget. I love you, cissy. I love you too. Now give that back. Move it, loser. You ran into me.

I'm sorry. Did you hear something? Yeah, she said you ran into her. Gosh, Bella, the answer is no. And what was the question? Stay out of my way, and I won't run into you. Got it? Got it.

Babe, you will not believe... I'm sorry, do I know you? Ha, ha. Becky, literally... Not to be rude, but I think you're mistaking me for someone else. Josh, it's me. You're a girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I don't know you. Sorry.

If he forgot me, that means I did something and he didn't forgive me. I can't believe my own boyfriend forgot me. Forgive. I want to remember him. Billie Jean, I'm having the worst day in the history of worst days. Who are you? A joke is not funny today. You seriously don't know who I am? Should I?

Kind of. Who was there for you when you got raided? from the raccoon and nobody wanted to sit by you and who gave your pet rock CPR when it stopped breathing me for 12 hours sorry but I don't know who you are some friend you are what the heck is going on why did everyone decide to forget me hey I'm home oh hey sis how is your day what what's going on stranger danger stranger danger it's me your sister Jess. No, I don't know you. Sis, you have to remember me. We have a pact. Always forgive, never forget. Remember? No, get away from me. I don't know why everyone forgot me. If I forget her back, at least the sadness would go away.

Alert, we must inform you there has been a fluke in the system. People who never forgot you, we're forgetting you. We have now resolved this issue. Our sincere apologies. So they didn't really forget me? I can undo my forget though, right? Your choice cannot be undone. Sissy? You're home from school? Why are you looking at me like that? Who are you?

Sissy, do you remember me? I'm your sister. I don't have a sister. Yes, you do. Always forgive, never forget. Remember? Mommy, she doesn't remember me. You seriously forgot your own sister?

I don't know. I know yesterday there was like a glitch in the system and people were forgetting me that should have been. Maybe that's what's happening now. I don't remember forgetting her, but I also don't remember her. Jess? Pellie Jean! I am so glad to see you. Were you here yesterday? I don't remember seeing you at all. Long story. Listen, I need your aunt's address, the one who unlocks forgotten memories. Jess, you do know that stuff is hocus pocus, right? It doesn't actually work. It has to work. She's my only hope. Why? Who did you forget? I forgot my little sister.

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Binge all episodes exclusively on Paramount Plus. After seeing how heartbroken she was when she found out, I have to fix this or she'll never forgive me. Here's my aunt's address. But honestly, I don't think she's been able to help anyone in the past. Where's the house number? She lives in the woods. Just go there and call for Hilda.

She'll find you. Hilda? Hilda? You're disturbing my pace. What do you want? Sorry to disturb you, but I need your help unlocking my forgotten memories. Oh. You forgot someone you regret, huh?

Let me guess. A lover, a parent, a close friend. My little sister. Poor thing. What did she do? Wear your favorite shirt without asking? I don't know. I don't remember.

Well, lucky for you, since it's just one person, the ritual to bring back the forgotten thoughts shouldn't take too long. But, I must say, it does still come with a large price to pay. What is it? To bring back a forgotten face, You must swap someone in their place.

Bob. Who? Bob Brown. He sits next to me in English class, and I'll be fine, never remembering him again. Poor Bob. Well, fortunately for Bob, that's not how that works. You must swap the face with someone close to you.

Your options will appear now. Forget my mom or forget Billy Jean? No, I'm not going to forget someone else that's close to me. Then, I guess you don't want to remember your sister that bad. Now leave me alone if you don't want my help. Wait! Yes. I do. I do want to remember her. But isn't there some other way where I don't have to forget someone else?

What is up with you main characters always trying to bend the rules? You think the world revolves around you and another choice will just magically appear? I'm hoping. Sorry, sweetie. Life is full of tough choices and you have one. Either forget your sister and move on or trade another face in its place. But I don't have all day. I know what I want to do. Finally! Now, we would like to bring back a forgotten face by swapping this person in their place. See, that wasn't too hard. I remember my sister and everything that happened with her. Thank you, Helda! Helda? Hey, sis. Guess who remembers? You remember me? I do. That's impossible. I don't believe you. Ask me something. What animal did I steal from your room three days ago? Hmm, was it this?

do remember. You remember me. Always forgive, never forget. Girls. Oh good, you made up. Mom? Yes. Why are you looking at me like that? I don't know. I just feel like I shouldn't remember you for some reason. Well, that's an odd thing to say. Wash up. It's almost dinner time. Billy Jean. Your aunt may be a little cuckoo, but whatever she did, worked. For real? Yeah, I remember my little sister now. And I had to forget someone in her place, but I don't remember who. Well, if you're happy, I'm happy. Girls, get to class now. Who's that? Principal Darla. She's been our principal since we were kids.

Did you already use all your words? No. Then why aren't you like talking a mega bunch? Because I'm not mega weird. You have to like totally use up all your words by the end of the day. Otherwise there's mega consequences. What kind of consequences? Each word left gives you a paper cut.

And a thousand paper cuts, you know what. And I'm just hearing about this now? They say it every morning on the announcements, but you're always mega late. Amber, do be a favor. Quit saying mega. Jane looked at her with eyes full of sorrow. Are you talking to yourself? I'm reading.

I'm trying to use up all my words. We'll come to the kitchen. It's a family emergency. What kind of emergency? Just come. I'm coming. What's wrong? Your sister still has 100,000 words left.

Oh my God. She's not going to make it. She can give them to me. Are you sure? Yeah. I could stay up all night talking to myself. It'll be fine. Okay, if you insist, go ahead, transfer them.

That's not a hundred thousand. That's one million, you idiot. Oops, I must have miscounted. Well, I'm giving them back. You can't. Why not? Words can only be transferred once. Did you guys know she had a million to? We didn't know for sure.

I'm going to say words as fast as I can until I have no more words. How's it going? Not good. Any way I can help? Unless you want to take some of my words. Yeah, no thank you. She had to have known she had a million words. She basically killed me.

Don't be dramatic. I'm not being dramatic. If I don't use all these words by midnight, I'm a goner. It's impossible to use all those words by midnight. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. Sweetie, what are you doing? I'm saying the word I. It's the shortest word, and I can say like a thousand times per minute.

Is it working for you? Yeah. I think I actually might have a chance of staying. Really? Well, I think there's something you should know. Your father and I really didn't think you were going to be able to use of all those words. Mom, don't worry. I got this. Let me finish.

So we made a deal with the neighbors that they could send all their extra words to you and save themselves. You did what? Well, tell them not to send them. I'm going to use up all these words. It's too late. They offered us a ton of money. Square the money, Mom. I'm about to die. You did this to yourself when you took your sister's words. No, that's not fair, because when I took her words, I knew I could use them all in time. Well, nobody else thought you could, so we took matters into our own hands.

Oh, fuck. Softly quiet, did you use up all your words? No, and there's no point anyways. Mom basically fed me to the wolves. True, but she did get a lot of money for doing that. We're finally going to get to go to Hawaii. Well, we are. Get out of my room!

30 seconds until midnight. And my family didn't even come to say goodbye. I'm still here. You have been given a second chance. To accept, you must transfer the words to someone who betrayed you. mom or sister whoever I transfer these words to won't be able to use them by midnight

I'd be killing them to say myself but that's exactly what they tried to do to me we're all so sad she's gone but you know she did it to herself so yeah you all look really sad Jess what are you still doing here I guess the universe didn't want to screw me over like you all did

which reminds me mom I have a gift for you what is it you brat. How could you do this to me? I'm so glad that's over with. Again? All right, which one of you sent me your words? Not me, I swear. Not me, because I can't send back the gifted words. I don't believe any of you. I'm going to the mall. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. I couldn't help but notice that you're talking to yourself. Oh, it's because I have a... A lot of

words left? Yeah. Let me guess. Someone transferred you a ton of words. You have an excellent intuition. I've been in your boat, and I think I could fix this for you. How? Eating this completely stops people from transferring words to you. But? But what? I don't know, there's just always a but.

Oh, but you can never transfer words again either. It would prevent me from being in this situation again. Wait. What? You're not supposed to eat it with the wrapper on. Right. I really hope this works. Now I just have to use all my words.

Thanks to... Where'd you go? It's two hours until midnight. I'm not using these fast enough. I have an idea. I'm a girl in a world in which my only job is to marry rich. My father has no son, so I'm the one who has to social call. I'm the one.

I did it. Jess, are you in there? What's going on? I accidentally overused my words. I only have a few minutes to get more. Otherwise, I'm gone. How many words do you need? 101. No, 103. A lot.

Transfer Nancy 200 words I can't transfer you words What? Why not? Long story, can't mom? No, mom's a goner. She didn't use all her words yesterday. Right. Please, Jess, I have 60 seconds to fix this. Try again.

Transfer Nancy 500 words. Sis, I'm sorry, but it's not letting me transfer you words. Please, you have to help me. Go ask the neighbors. They owe us. There's no time. There is one thing you could do to help me, though. Really? All you have to do is eat this. It'll reverse whatever curse that other candy gave you.

And then I'll be able to transfer you words? Exactly. It's an emergency candy. I never told you I ate candy. What? I never told you I ate candy. How did you know? Well, something's preventing you from sending me words, so you must have took something. You're tricking me. You don't actually need words, do you? You just want me to eat that so you can keep transferring me words like you always do.

Fine, you're right, okay? I knew something was up when I couldn't translate. for you words. Why are you doing this to me? Because your mom's favorite. I tried to get rid of you the first time by sending you a million words. And the second time by getting mom to get the neighbors to send you words. But even after all of that, you know what mom's last words were?

Tell Jess, I'm sorry. All she does is care about you, even after you send her all those words. But I'm not the one that's tearing this family apart. Your jealousy is. Look, I just, I think I need to talk to someone about all this. Okay, well, let me help you. But you hurting me is not going to make you feel any better. I know. I'm sorry. I love you.

Mom, I need some money to buy words. How much? I don't know. 50? I have a presentation today. Here. Share with your sister? Like I have a choice. But then I was talking to Danny and... Allie, get off the phone. I have a presentation today. Get out of my room.

Seriously? Seriously. Mom! I don't want to hear it. You two need to be better at saving your work. Allie. Enough. Now have a good day. Love you.

Next. How many words do you want? 5,000 words, please? That'll be $50. There you go. Next. Thank you. Jess, you're quiet today.

I have a presentation today and I have to ace it if I want to get into college. How many words do you have? Enough. If Ali keeps her mouth shut, you're lucky you're an only child and don't have to share. All right, Jess, you're up. Thank you.

If you look... If you look... Jess, is everything okay? You still have to present for two more minutes to get an A. You don't have any more words left, do you? Go ahead, take a seat. Jessica, Allie. Both of you, stop it right now.

Hey! Do you guys want to tell me what's going on? You guys don't have words, do you? In the car, now. 50,000 words for them, please. $500. You two are going to talk us right out of the house. There you go. Allie, you first.

Speak. But... Hey, it's Ali's turn. I got the lead in drama class today. You did? Aw, I'm so proud of you. Jess, are you proud of your sister? Yes, but she used up all her words and I couldn't finish my presentation.

Mom, Ali is always using all her words and never sharing... Not true. R2. Enough. Jess, I'm sure your teacher will understand and let you do it again. It's not like that. Now let's go celebrate both. of you. I don't want to hear any more bickering.

Welcome to aboard Via Rai. Embarked and profite. Embarked and celebrate. Rigolet. Publié. Savour. Admir. And profite. Via Rai. The voice that we love. Morning, Mom.

Wait, you talked. Yeah, why wouldn't I? Because your sister came to me this morning and did the motion for having no words. Maybe she bought some? She tried. She wasn't able to get words. Well, maybe this is good for her, because you know, because you're not. She never shuts up. Jess, you didn't have anything to do with this, did you?

I'm just tired of sharing with her. So when it asked, I clicked to stop sharing. I didn't know it would make her so she couldn't talk. You need to switch it back. I will. You don't know how, do you? No. Your sister's really quiet today.

Is everything okay? Yeah, I just stopped sharing my words with her. You did what? You know she's always using up our words. It's time for her to know how it feels. You know Megan Martin did that. to her sister, don't you? I thought her sister went missing.

Exactly, but she can't use her words, so even if she is out there, no one would know. I need to fix this before it's too late. So let me get this straight. You want to share your words again? Yes. What's so funny? If only, life were that simple and we could do takesie-backseys for our actions. Look, kid, I get it.

You made a bad choice, and you're going to have to live with those consequences. Please, there has to be a way to reverse it. Well, there is one way, but it doesn't reverse it. Okay, so what is it? You can trade. Trade? Yeah. Give her your words, and you'll no longer be able to talk.

But that puts myself in danger. I don't make the rules, kid. I just enforce them. I'll do it. Really? Yeah. All right, if you say so. I spent my whole life being talked over, so I'll manage.

Best of luck to you. Chess, you've got to be. fixed it. Allie can talk. She was just telling us all about her day. Wait, why aren't you saying anything? You switched places with me? But why would you do that? Just, you got a letter in the mail. Hey, kid, I think it's real cool that you switch places with your sister like that. I wish I were as kind as you. The machine might have malfunctioned or something. Enjoy your words. And don't make the same mistake again, because I might get fired for this. X-O. You know, you know, who? Jess? It says shared words again. I know. Look, I'm sorry for being the worst shareer. I promise I'll

be better, okay? You can use all the words you want. I just want enough to finish my presentation. Deal. All right, everyone, it's my on Monday. Jess, are you going to run or what? No. You know you'll get an F for the day again. I know the drill. Mom, I'm home. Hi, sweetie. How many heartbeats did you use today? A total of 13,000? 13,000? That's more than usual. I drank too much water during lunch. I'd use the bathroom an extra time. You need to watch your water intake. We can't have these kind of slip-ups. Got it. Got it doesn't give you your beats back. You know I'm flunking school, right? We're aware. Well, why do you make me go if I can't do anything? Because it's against the law to keep you home. How's Ellie? She's weak. She'll need you to transfer her some beats. How many this time?

A hundred thousand. Good girl. You gotta stay strong for her. Don't use too many beats. I know. Jess, can you transfer 100,000 heartbeats to your sister, please? I gave her some yesterday. She used them already? Yes, can you send them now? Mom, she's getting weaker and weaker. I'm gonna run out of beats myself. Let us worry about that. You just send her the beats, please.

Done. Thank you. Jess, you have to come to my birthday party tonight. Curl, you know my parents would kill me if I went. Oh, come on. Nathaniel's going to be there. I know. I wish I could. Fine. We'll have fun without you.

Mom, could I go to a birthday party tonight? That's not how we use our beats. I know, but what if I just sit in the corner and watch everyone? I've never been to a birthday party. You have to save your beats. This isn't up for discussion, young lady. You're not going. Okay.

What she doesn't know won't hurt her, right? Jess! Oh my god, you made it! Yeah, this is so cool! Right? Come dance with me! Oh, I really can't. Come on! No. But you guys have fun. Oh, much.

Oh, okay. Come on, girls! You look like you're having a great time over here in the corner. I'm having fun! Oh, it looks like it. Come dance with me. I can't. Sorry. If you don't want to, fine. But if you're just saying that, because you're scared or something, you should give it a try. Fine. One dance. That was the best night ever. And I'm so gonna be grounded.

Good morning, Jessica. Good morning. How many heartbeats did you lose at your little party last night? 50,000? 50,000? But I never been to a party. You are way too reckless with your beats. Transfer them all to your sister. What? She doesn't misuse them like you do. You can't be trusted.

But she's using them so fast. Mom, face it, she's dying. Not anymore because you're giving her yours. If I transfer my heartbeats, you're going to lose two daughters. Well, I don't even recognize the daughter in front of me right now. You didn't used to be so selfish. Ouch. I guess what's the point if I can't even use them?

I'm still alive? Unlimited heartbeats. I can do whatever I want. Mile Monday, Jess, are you taking the F? Not this time, coach. Time me. Okay. Time. What did I get?

14 minutes and 27 seconds. Is that good? Not great. Olga beat you and she has a sprained ankle. I think I prefer horizontal running. Wow, Jess. I've never seen you with so much energy. Wait, you have unlimited beats?

Yeah, and I'm going to use them all. All? You can't run out. Exactly. Jess, what are you doing here? We told you to transfer all your beats to your sister. I did. Really? Wait. How did you get unlimited beats? It was a gift. How selfish of you to take it when your sister needs that. Why can't you just let me be me for like two seconds? You don't even pretend to want me. Jessica, that is not true. I wish it wasn't. You know what? Go to your room.

Fine. I like it in there better anyways. Sis? How are you? Hi, Jess. How are you? I'm okay. Did you get the beats I gave you? Yeah. And you've already used them all?

I gave you 1.5 billion! I know, I'm sorry. My body just uses them so fast. I'm sorry I haven't visited you in a couple days. It's okay. Jess, I never wanted you to be affected by me being sick. No, don't think like that. We wanted to help you.

I wanted to help you. But you're mad at me. I can tell. Kind of? Because I'm sick? Because your mom's feeling. favorite. You know what's strange? What? Is this whole time I've never felt sick. What do you mean? Like, everyone says I'm sick and my beats go down, but I've never really felt sick. It's almost like,

never mind. Wait, just tell me. Jess, I'm really tired. Can we talk later? See who's been stealing your sister's beats? I bet you it's my mom. My dad? I know what you did. What's the that, Pumpkin. You've been stealing her beats. You found out. Why? Because your mom loves her more than me. So you thought what? You just get rid of her? No. I just thought maybe if your sister had to spend more time in her room, we'd have more alone time together. Did it ever occur to you, you were only making it worse? Yes, actually. That's why I didn't take any of her beats when she was eight years old. That's the year Mom and Ellie traveled the world together. Well, you and I had to stay behind. I just want to save my marriage. But you took all her beats this time. I gave her $1.5 billion.

And the next day your mom booked a flight to Peru for her and Ellie, a one-way ticket. Dad, mom's not worth it. You have to give Ellie her beats back. I can't. Why not? Because I've been selling them so your mother doesn't find out what I've been doing. This whole thing is so messed up. This whole thing is so messed up. My dad only loves my mom and my mom only loves my sister. And then there's invisible me who just wants to fix everything. But the only way to fix everything is turning my dad in. Next, how can we help you? My dad's been stealing my sister's heartbeats and selling them.

And? And what? Isn't your sister sick? No, she's fine. Not according to your dad. Also, he's helped a lot of people by selling her beats. He's helped a lot of people at the cost of her. Sweetie, we have people waiting to report real crimes.

I'm going to have to ask you to leave. I don't even know what else to do at this point. Ellie, I have to tell you something. Ellie? Mom, where's Ellie? Jess, there you are. We have to go. Ellie's in the hospital.

Mom, where's Ellie? She's in the hospital. She only has a few beats left. Dad killed her. Honey, we're all upset, but don't make accusations like that. Go on, Dad. Tell her what you did. I don't know what you're talking.

He was so afraid of losing you that he took her from all of us. John? What did you do? I'm sorry. We're done. Linda. Linda, please. Linda, listen. There's nothing you could say, John, to make this better. Jess, how could you? Don't you dare say that to me. How could you? I'm going to the hospital.

How is she? Not well. Jess, I'm so sorry for how I've treated you. for how I've treated you over all these years. I just wanted her to be okay, and you were always so healthy. And I just thought you would be able to save her. But I should have been the one saving her.

Mom, stop. We don't have to do this right now. We do. It's all my fault, and I'm going to fix this. How? Tell your sister, I love her so much, and I love you too. Goodbye. Mom.

No, please don't. Jess? Ellie, you're awake. You're awake. And I have beets again. Did you give these to me? No. Then who did?

Mom. She saved you. Thanks Aunt Lisa for letting us stay with you. Anything for my girls. I'm so sorry about your mom. And your dad. I heard he's trying to change his life around though. You no longer need your unlimited Beezza's protection.

Give them to someone in need. That's enough to still do whatever I want. Hey, Jess! Do you want to go for a run? Sure. Race ya. Time. Time. What do we get? 1720. For a mile? For a half mile, actually. I hate running.

Allie, would you quit breathing so much? I have a date tonight. And I have asthma. You literally don't. You don't know that? You don't know my life? I do know your life because I'm your sister. Now quit breathing. Your date is already here. I'll take you to to the table. I'm going to kill her. Hey, you made it.

And you look exactly like your profile pick, so that's good. Are you okay? Oh, you're running out of air? Well, this is going to be a fun date then. Waiter, I think we'll get the check. You haven't even ordered yet, so there's nothing to charge. Great, then that settles it. Well, it was nice to meet you, Jess.

See you later. Maybe when you have air and can actually talk. Well, that guy was a little odd. Want to tell me about it? I'm almost off work. Right, you don't have any air. Here. Thank you. Jess, we need to talk to you.

What? Ali says you've been harassing her about using more of the breaths. Yeah, because she's been using up 90% of our air. Sweetie, she has asthma. She was just diagnosed. Who diagnosed you? Dr. Webb MD. See? She went to the new clinic in town. That's not the clinic in town, mom. She's self-diagnosed off the internet. Do we even have an inhaler?

He said it was mild. As long as I manage my breathing, I won't need one. Oh, that's wonderful, sweetie. She's lying! Jess, you're back on another date. Actually, I'm here to see you. Almost off work? Yeah, I'll be off in 30 minutes.

I'll meet you over there. She was like, Dr. Wibb-MD diagnosed me. She uses up all my... Let me guess. She just used up all your air again. You know, there is a way to stop sharing air with her. Once you get married, you share with her. you share with your spouse?

We could get married. Here. What do you... Who keeps giving us more air when we ran out? Me, more air. And my fiancé, because he feels bad that you're always taking on my air. Wait, fiancé?

You're engaged to someone. Yes, we're getting married, so I don't have to share with you and your asthma anymore. How long have you known this guy? It sounds sus. Long enough? Sweetie, we do not approve of this marriage.

Well, I'm 18 now. I can do whatever I want. I know you're mad at your sister, but you barely know this guy. You barely know me and I've lived here my whole life. That is not true. When's my birthday? It is.

Allie, some help? Don't look at me. In March. Yeah, I'm getting married. Hey, let's just get married today. You may now share breaths. Whoa, that's a lot of breaths. Hopefully you won't run out anymore.

Come on, there's some people I want you to meet. Is this your house? Yes, I want you to meet my wives. Wives? Yes, we all share breaths now. Here's a list of your portions. Don't go over it or there's punishments. It's mapped out by hour.

Just know though if you use too much air, there will be punishments. Otherwise, we'll have no issues. Now, were you planning on moving in here with all of us? Or staying at your parents? No, I'll stay at my house, thanks. No problem. But don't overuse your portions. Don't be an alley, right?

Right. These numbers are so confusing. I can breathe three times between one and two, 300 between 8 and 9 and 1 between 1 and 4? How am I supposed to keep track of all of that? Jess, did you change your mind? Do you want to move in? No. I actually want a divorce. Look, I know the breath management is a lot at first, but you'll get used to it,

right Emma? Right. See? Yeah, I don't want any part of this. Too bad both parties have to agree to a divorce in this state. And I don't agree. Also, watch your breaths. You only have two left for the hour. Well, I don't care about your rules. I'm gonna breathe as much as I want. I wouldn't do that if I were you. Just come on inside and stay for a while.

Get to know the other wives. You might like it here. Ding, ding, ding, it's a new hour, everyone. Check your sheets so you know how many breaths you have. How come you guys put up with this? It's better than sharing with my siblings. Mine were the worst. Same, there were like three years in a row I barely breathed.

But he's still controlling you, just like your siblings did. We actually get more freedom this way. Sometimes there's ways to even earn extra breaths. I rarely pass out anymore. Just give it a chance. You might like his way. I don't think I will. You guys, I have an idea. Wives? A lot of you are using extra breaths. What is going on?

Jess, what is this? We all want a divorce. Why did you turn them all against me? Played fire with fire. Fine. Who wants a divorce? I'll give it to you. Thank you, Jess. How did you find out that if you get a divorce, you don't have to share with your siblings again? I saw on the paperwork that you could file to be an independent. I'm surprised not that many people know about it.

I'm surprised too. Well, you changed my life for the better. I changed my life too. Twin sister or baby sister? I really want a twin. No, you should pick the baby. That way you could be the super cool older sister. Doesn't that sound fun?

No. Please, sweetie. Will you pick baby sister for mommy? Fine, I'll pick it. I just really want a twin sister. Well, is the pregnancy test test? positive? Negative. Again. Jess, you picked baby sister, right? Mom, I was five. I honestly don't remember. But I've never had a long-lost twin show up at her door, so I probably

pick baby. You're right. Janet, we just got to keep trying. We can even try again tonight. Gross. I'm going to school. Jess, the new girl looks exactly like you. No offense, Bernard, but I don't believe you, because you thought Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon were the same person. Yeah, and I'm telling you, you look even more alike. Oops, sorry. Who are you? And why do you look exactly like me? Oh, hi, Jess. You know my name? I know this is going to sound crazy, but I'm your twin.

I've been looking for my biological family for years. And when I found out you guys only lived a few hours away, I asked my foster family if I could switch schools. So here I am. I'm Isabel. Get away from me. It's not too late to transfer back. You were a little mean to her.

I don't have to be nice to her. I don't even know her. I'm just saying at one point you chose to have a twin. Maybe you should give her a chance. My parents are going to kill me when they find out I picked twin. They've been hoping for another baby their entire lives. It's best if she just keeps her distance. I'll get it.

Hey, Jess. What are you doing here? Oh, you dropped your phone earlier. I wanted to return it. You shouldn't have come here. Jess, who is it? No one. Just go.

Look, I would, but who are you? I'm Isabelle, your other daughter. You picked twin? Mom, I'm sorry. I don't want to hear it. Would you just leave already? Look, I would, but my car broke down. I can't get it to start again.

I was kind of going to ask to stay here. Great. You can put your stuff over there. Thanks. Look, I'm sorry my parents aren't being the most welcoming. It's just they really wanted me to pick baby sister, and I must have picked twin. Don't worry about it.

Thanks for letting me stay. Isabel? She must have left. No, no, sweetie. Thank you for telling us. And we forgive you, okay? You have nothing to worry about. Mom, what's going?

What's going on? Isabel? Get out of my house, young lady. Me? Why? Stop pretending you're Jess. We know you're impersonating her. Yeah, she's been doing it ever since she got here.

Are you serious? The jig is up, Isabel. Just come clean. She's lying! Would you like us to call the cops? Fine. I'm leaving. Bernard, I am having the wildest day. I bet you are. What do you mean?

Look, Isabelle, Jess already warned me you're pretending to be here. You're not gonna fool me. No, Bernard, I'm Jess. Yeah, sure. Would Isabel know that you've been in love with Dennis your entire life or that you peed your pants in the fourth grade? Drop the act. I know you stole Jess's phone. I'm sure some of that information was on there.

One believes me. Uh-uh. I was told you might be showing up to Jess's classes. Get out. I'm Jess. Jess is already sitting down over there, Isabel. Look, I even have the homework assignment to prove it. Hand it over.

She must have taken it out of my backpack. Uh-huh. Principal's office now. You seem upset. Yeah, because my evil twin sister showed up here and stole my life and none of you guys believe me. Well, then this isn't gonna make you happy. You have to go back to your old school. What old school? I've always gone here.

Maybe this will help refresh your memory. Isabelle's school. I guess you guys think I'm... Isabel. Great. Mom, please let me in. I really need to talk to you. I don't want to hear it, Isabelle.

You lost your chance. I'm Jess. How can I prove it to you? Fine. You think you're Jess? Come take the Jess test. test. Since we don't know who to believe, we're going to ask you some questions Jess would know. Sound good? Question one, where were you born? Sherman Oaks. What's your favorite color? Pink.

What was your cat's name? Bluey. How do you know all these? How do you? Okay, we're going to give you the final question. Which foot does your father have an extra toe? The right. He doesn't have an extra toe. That's what I meant. Looks like we found our Isabel. Guess you should have. I just studied my life harder. Jess, I'm so sorry we didn't believe you. It's just her story was so convincing. Please forgive us. I guess it was my karma.

I should have put baby sister like you guys wanted me to. I think you would have been much happier with a baby sister. Can I come in? Is that okay? Thank you for not pressing charges. Thanks for moving back to your hometown. Right. Well, I was actually going to ask you if you could give me a second chance.

I mean, we're twins. Maybe we could have a fresh start and get to know. No, you don't get a redo because I have a feeling you would do this again. Oh, you're going to regret that, Jess. You're going to wish you took my offer. Goodbye. Goodbye, Isabel. Actually, call me Jeff.

It's time to go to the funeral. Whoa, what's that? A globe. Grammy gave it to me. Cool, let me see. No. Why? Because you'll break it.

Mom, Jess won't let me see her globe. Jessica? It's mine. Let your sister see it, please. Ooh, cool. Okay, you've looked at it long enough. Now give it back. No. Hey! Jessica, would you stop fighting with your sister?

Mom, it's mine. I don't care. I don't need this today. Sometimes I wish I was in a little bit. Come on, Jess. We're leaving. Why do you always get the front? Because I'm older? Jessica, can you please just go sit in the back? Mom, seriously?

I'm not going to tell you again. How is it back there? Cozy. Amy? She's going to be okay, right? You need to stay in the way. waiting room. We're doing everything we can. Amy, hang in there. We still haven't heard anything. Sometimes no news is good news, Jess. That means she's still alive. I guess. Do you think dad's gonna,

like, haunt us for missing his funeral? I think he'll understand. The Johnson's? That's us. I'm so sorry. We did everything we could. Stupid gloat thing, you killed my sister. I wish I never got you. I wish I would have just got money like a normal person. Mom, have you seen my globe? No, but you got this in the mail. Who's it from? Grammy.

Whoa. What is it? A lot of money. How much did you get? $20,000. I've told your grandma not to give you guys that much money. Where are you going? Grandma's to thank her for the money.

Don't be too long. I need your help with the funeral. I will. Grammy, I think that globe you gave me is magical. I was wondering when you'd figure that out. that out. So it's true? Why didn't you tell me? Ah, the surprise is so much better. What did you wish for? Your first kiss? I wish to be an only child. Oh dear. Well, you have to reverse it. How? Wish on the wishing globe to bring Amy back. I can't. Why? Because I wish for the wishing globe to disappear. No. Yes. This is very, very bad. Crammel, what are we going to do? The only thing we can do. The only thing we can do,

We'll have to time travel. Time travel? Come with me. We don't have much time. Why do we have to hurry if we can time travel? Because we can only go back 48 hours. Amy died 47 hours ago. There's the portal. But Jess, wait.

Yeah? You can't let anyone see you or something bad will happen. Whenever you're ready. How did it go? I didn't get the glow. What? Why? What happened? Just kidding. You gave me a heart attack.

Did anyone see you? Not a single. Okay, now all you have to do is... Oh. Grandma? What's happening? You're disappearing. Someone must have saw you. Grandma? It's happened. Hi, honey. How do you feel?

What happened? We were in a car accident. You hit your head pretty hard. What's up, loser? Amy, you're alive? Yeah? Don't act so surprised. It's creeping me out. Is Grammy alive too? Yeah, she's getting you juice right now. And dad?

Is he still dead? Yes. We were on the way to the funeral when we got in the accident. Hi, Pumpkin! Crammy! I brought you something to cheer you up. A wishing globe?